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Tara through the campaign. Manny Polos walking.
You can't have my soul. They rise, rise.
The Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turds.
The campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the infinite sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten and again the Hand of
fate tosses the dice rolls, bins turns.
Hitherto we left our adventurers known as the Shadow Seekers
after they escaped the second level of hell and the first by
where they met the Cory family Head Porter who guided them
through lava and demon in filled caverns of the first level.
Unfortunately, the Head Porter met his demise as they are just
moments before the exit in a pool of lava and became nothing
but a like a hot like a drop of water on a hot pan.
RP. After making it across the last
rickety bridge, the Shadow Seekers bargain to exit through
the gate with the Gatekeeper for 600 soul coins, which they found
in the dead Porter's stash. He'd allude, which he'd alluded
to before his death. Making it to the other side of
the gate, the Shadow Seekers breeze through the.
Brain fart. What's the place now?
The place that you go before you die, that's like you're.
Purgatory. Purgatory.
Jinx Purgatory Yeah, had to say all that out loud so that we
could all say it at the same time Anyways.
Purgatory make it through Purgatory to solve the puzzle of
Persephone and found their way back at the top of the slide
into purgatory where they find a auspicious looking elevator that
they take all the way to the top to find Ashima, the CEO of the
PNC, who seems to think they're here for an interview and the
headquarter role has been passed on to the second in command as
greeted from Ash's family. Standing next to the elevator
instructs Ashima they are here for the interview and with eyes
around the room watching, looking around to see
everything. A giant anathema of the God Helm
sits in a glowing form, hovering hundreds of feet in the air and
and standing that high as well in front of an image of what
looks like a ship and A and a celestial ship of some sort with
my Mico Q4 Mico RIP written on the side of it in what looks
like to be a picture window at looking out from the top of the
lava tower and the rum roll or the shadow seekers.
Gosh, guys are so close together.
The shadow seekers. Are.
Moments before drawing their weapons.
I think we need an initiative if we're going down that route
still. Yeah, we're going to stop him.
Do we get a surprise? Round.
As we're going to fuck shoot up. I wouldn't say so.
You guys are like from from the elevator's entrance over to him
like 45 feet away. There are some smaller creatures
you're closer to Ash, like a what looks like to be an undead
Knoll that seems to be kind of hovering at the edge of Ashima's
workstation. And this is Ashima, right?
Here, Yep, who is been clicking away on some keys on a screen
and it would be rather hard to surprise them in their element
like this, you know? I would.
If you start. If you start to draw steel, I
mean, we could really roll for it.
I could ask from a singular role for someone if you really want
to try. In my role to seduce him.
That's what I was going to do. I was going to get real close
and be all seductive and then Shank him.
I thought I would set things off by casting Earthquake.
Oh yeah, that's yeah. I was painting my way through my
my grimoire, making it look like I was looking through a Ledger.
Thank you for the reminder. That would definitely have
kicked it off before the surprise round.
So you would have you would have gotten in a surprise attack in
meaning that you would still rule initiative for your next
one, but well, and to your point of casting earthquake, what was
the distance on that again? I was trying to remember.
Let me double check. I'm pretty sure it's 100 feet.
All right, it's stupid. Central point blah blah blah
blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Area 500 feet. Much.
Fuck all that shit up. That's what I I thought it was
bigger than 100 because I was trying to remember everyone
would feel. No, I'm sorry if my range is
500, the area is 100 feet radius circle.
OK, OK. Where are you centering it?
Let's see here. Let's make some calculations.
Save the Save the boop boop. And while you're figuring that
out, everyone is welcome to roll initiative.
I would. Try.
All. Right.
All right, don't let the mound just get away with it, you know?
I I gave the I gave the the the the roller some free, some free
roll love to, you know, try to get some, you know, good fortune
right here feels good. And then when I roll for it to
count, it gave me a 13 God. Damn it.
Why do you hate me, Roller? Why do you hate me?
How long does it last it? Didn't be.
How long? Does that one minute. 01 minute,
OK. Oh.
OK this is going to be interesting.
What is it? Hmm so does it can do do
continual damage or just make the area hard?
To structures H turn it does 50 bludgeoning damage to any
structure in contact with the ground in the area where the
cast a spell, and at the end of each of your turns until the
spell ends, if a structure drops TO0HP, it collapses.
Well, then you guys might be. Destroy.
Escape as well. Yeah, the whole thing's fucked.
Looks cool. My favorite part is I don't
think it has concentration. That is earthquake, no.
It does not have concentration. It does not.
The unfortunate part is Ash is inside that circle as she was
stepping forward to start to try the negotiate.
Fuck it, throw it, I'll live. Ezra will try to reach and grab
her to say I need to. Run further in, I'm going to run
up on Ashima. So roll the damage I guess?
Or is there a save that it's? It's time creatures need to make
a decks inside the circle, need to make a deck save to not take,
to not fall prone, and a total of 1D6 fishers open up in the
spells area that you determine where they are.
Each Fisher is 1 D 10 * 10 feet deep and 10 feet wide, and it
extends from one edge of the spells area to another edge.
Let's go. So draw me some fissures I
guess. And for Ashima, I rolled a 23 on
my deck safe. Oh, I choose the locations.
Bet that's what it's going to make A giant asterisk on Ashima.
Go get him, Tiger. Like where the fuck is the game?
There it is. Can you stack them?
Before we get too far down this road.
And how? How deep could it go if you
stack them? Just stack them all on 115.
Could you make a that is a that is a shit?
What is a level on the spell? What is an eighth level spell?
8th. Level spell, so for.
Is he counterspelling? Does anyone else have
counterspell? Ezra casts fist to face.
He can't counter. With a 22 you feel everyone
feels the earth start to rumble and back.
Counterspell. Back Counterspell.
Do you have counter? You have it as a.
Reaction fucking have counter spell.
Yeah sure. Deal.
Yeah, they'll fuck you, dude. Fuck your counterspell.
Casting a spell. This creature is casting at
third level or lower is spell. Fine is that?
There's definitely not. Counter spell even mean I don't
even know what that what that is.
It cancels a spell someone else's casting, so it would
basically waste in earth like someone's turn in like resource.
Yeah. You're doing that against your
own party member. No.
No, I'm doing against Ashma, who is.
Counterspelling. Account I'm counterspelling A
counterspell that. Makes more sense.
Thank you. It's a classic, mix them up.
So you have to roll right for your counterspell.
Because it's a depends on what level his counterspell was.
Let me ask you. Mine is that fast.
Well no, no, we're using the rule like we did last time.
It would be 10 plus the spell level equals the DC to
counterspell. Yeah, the new rule.
So if it's an 8 level spell, you'd have to do ADC 18, arcana
or whatever the your magic is related.
Here I'll display the OG spell at least.
There you go. At higher levels when you cast
the spell 4th level or higher, the interrupted spell has no
effect if it's less than or equal to the level you used.
So if he counterspelled at level 5 or lower it should auto
cancel. If it's higher than level 5 then
I roll. Yeah, I think it it, that's what
I'm trying to determine. I think it would have to be
higher than level 5 because it's a particular counterspell that
he has called Dread counterspell specifically to.
That's why I had to do some, yeah, I had to do some, some
Googling. So I, I, I, I'd call it at least
a level 6. Let's see, make an ability to
check using a spell casting mod. TC equals 10 plus spells level,
so 6. So did you roll to counterspell?
I rolled the counterspell his and and I got a 22 so.
I need to roll a 16 and it just says an ability check using your
spell modifier, so does that mean just no strict charisma?
Mine specifies an intelligence check.
I don't know what. I don't.
Let me see what. Let me see what the.
So yeah, so when it comes to a counterspell, it's whatever
magic you're using. So you may.
Be using 14. His will be a yeah.
Yeah. So it should be.
It should be my charisma. Is it a regular, right?
Yeah. Yeah, it's a check.
It's not like a spell attack, right?
No. So just a charisma check.
Here we go. So I need a.
Oh, OK. And I can't guidance myself so.
Who's got guidance? 12 I fail.
I fail. Guys my.
Burn again Spell mind. I should have just let you do
that in the 1st place I. Know it you need to need needed
to be, you know, extra level of protection, right?
And I'm going to drop mine it as a seventh level spell.
Does that? Is that how it scales to?
I I lied I'm not on grand am I won't can't drop it as AI.
Guess it doesn't get you here. From this point on I don't have
I have 6 level spells. Well, no, it's it's if he cast
it at level 6 and you cast it at level 7.
No role. You just ought to.
Can't. Yeah, but I I only, I don't have
level 7 spells. I'm not that high.
Level. What do you have?
Six level. Well, that would still work.
Oh does it OK counter spell. At least depending on which
version of the spell you're using.
I'm using 14 but. Well, I'm assuming we'd be using
the same version. Using 14, no big deal.
I look over what? Also, how am I?
OK. So yeah, it's. 3rd.
Level or lower so so it's a third level so yeah you'd have
to you'd have to meet the spells level which it had said was six
yeah to counter it basically out right I'm.
Going to do that then. Unless you're using, unless
you're using if. I didn't know the level, even if
I didn't know the level of it, just not knowing.
I want the spell to go off so. Oh, I know.
My 1/6 of spell. Spot.
Burned. It's a good thing the book has
more stored. It's for you.
Can you play and? Eat.
At the same time. Yeah, I can.
So Yep, start drawing your fissures.
Let me make sure I got all those initiatives.
I can play down there if you. Want me to I was just.
Wondering because you're. Taking break?
Well, I get 1D6 of them, so let's see how many we get.
OK, I'm going to get it. 1 I call hacks hacks.
Well, I think that's per turn. We'll see.
It might just be period, but that's fine.
I just need one to go from here. You know what?
Where's his computer at? Where you centered it like that
big thing is the all the the whole the whole thing.
That and he's this guy right here.
I can't ping the. That one.
Ping again. This one.
The big devil guy? Yeah, well, here's Mike Fisher.
He's not going to be sexy after Ezra's done with him.
Nice. Oh, they're 10 feet wide still,
and let's see how deep that son of a bitch is.
Part of the. Cards.
One D 10 * 10 Come on baby, give me that 1070 feet deep.
Yeah, the whole tower shakes and rocks and Ashima plunges away.
Ah, Felicia. Are you going to roll your
damage there still, Sir? I think you need to roll that as
well as as well as it. Doesn't roll damage.
All that roll damage. Rolled initiative.
I got a 20. I missed it there.
OK. No, for the earthquake?
Yeah, the IT doesn't do damage. The earthquake.
Really. Yeah, it doesn't do damage.
Just. Does it does 50?
It just does flat 50 day. Any creature has to make a
Dexterity saving throw or fall prone if they're not
inefficient. What was the deck save, by the
way for that? That was whatever that's.
Oh, it's a deck save for him. Yeah, my bad.
But I meant like the. That's my spells, easy.
Oh, so OK, so if they're standing on where a Fisher is,
they need to make a deck saving throw.
So it's just him. Oh, so it's not everyone?
Well, no, they still have to make it right.
Everyone that's in the circle makes a deck save no from the
quake that's shaking the ground. A total of 1D6 fishers open.
Each Fisher deals 1D. I'm wrong?
You're right makes I was just bringing the fishers a bit.
They make a deck saving throw. On a failure, they fall prone
and lose concentration on any spells.
OK. So the deck save her Faust is
where is my boy DC-17. Oh gosh darn that's nice.
The only one that's up then from it is the one that's close to
ash. The Knoll Ashma does fall down
in the through the fissure for that deck save on the Fisher as
well, and he's prone inside of it.
Apparently so. And he takes 70 feet worth of
fall damage. Yeah, boy, 76.
He sure fucking does. Does he?
He sure fucking does. Unless he has a reactions
feather fall unless. He's immune to fall damage.
But she already uses reaction, yeah.
Oh he did. He counterspelled.
Get fucked old man. So does he take 76 fall damage
or is he immune to fissures because he's a Lord of hell or
some bullshit? No, he's not immune, immune to
fissures or anything like that, but he's.
Closed the hole. Damn, down a 70 foot hole so you
guys can't tell if he took fall damage I'll let you know.
Do OK, do I roll damage or not? I guess you roll damage.
You roll damage because it's fall damage.
I'll just. OK, you will be taking some
damage yourself though of when he counterspelled for his his
counterspelled the dread counterspell it is.
The counterspelled that I counterspelled.
Oh yeah, it says whatever the spells level the caster.
So like, whatever happens to the spell when the spells being
cast, whatever's countered is being countered, but it's part
of the counterspell to take damage from it.
But the counterspell didn't happen.
Effects counter spells don't typically happen but OK.
How much am I taking? It's 3D6 and I rolled 12.
Nope, that's that's not my rule. I rolled 14 psychic. 14 We need
to we need to close the fissure. OK, that was I'd like to keep
the spell going. Sure, but we should put
something over top of the fissure.
Because we don't know that shit's going on downstairs.
Right. Not yet.
That was the your surprise attack so to say, but you are
also at the top of the order. Faust at with a 20 initiative it
looks like. OK, mommy on deck, Franklin to
follow and then Ashima. Damn, he beat me.
Damn. What is in here?
There are these two things that are undead nulls they look like,
and this one that's farther off as the one that's prone.
Oh, and 50 damage per turn or per round. 50 damage per round.
OK. No.
The tremors deal 50 bulletin damage to any creature in
contact with the ground, a creature with a distance.
So it does deal damage. No, it just does a flat 50
damage to the structures. Said any you just read any
creature that's in. Oh, that's if the if the
building falls on somebody. Oh, you guys might be close to
that, Yeah. Let's go the building.
When I cast a spell and at the end of each of my turns, it
takes another 50. OK, so the the things are
broken, but they're not collapsing yet.
I'll say around you. I'm going to look around for the
where the spaceship's at. Is it here?
You look behind the giant glowing person and see a it.
It must be farther away because it's either a viewing window or
some sort of projecting device that's on a wall over here.
OK, can I make like a a check to find out what it is?
Yeah, that'd be perception in nature.
I'll call it perception. +2 Let's go fast 10.
You're pretty sure you could just, you know, jump right out
that window and fly over there. It's only like maybe 500 feet
away, maybe, maybe 1000. It's hard to say.
Scales off. It don't trust you.
Faust trusts you, but I don't trust you.
Frankly, we thought the odds are we can get to that.
I point at the thing while, well, you know what signature
spell at this point? Wall of fire.
Where's the undead? Should just put a wall of fire
in the crevice. Put a wall of fire down and 70
feet down the crevice. Let me, let me, let me, let me,
let me, let me, let me, let me look at my spell list.
Real quick, he can't escape. I wish I had a better wall right
set up than wall of fire. Somebody tells me he's not too
bothered by walls of fire. Is there like a door over there
or is it like what's what is? Wait, how far away is it?
According to my estimate, it's only about 500 feet.
OK, I point. I you, you're speaking to me.
So I say we have a spaceship, break the window, we jump out,
jump in spaceship, destroy the other spaceship.
Can't we use the spaceship now? As we're like, we got to save
the moon. I don't know.
Like if I. Take it out of my pocket.
You know what? Fair.
Like a folding boat. I think we were.
We were sent. The dimensions of it at one
point is big. Hundreds of feet big.
You know, apparent I don't have anything to break that fucking
window with. Is it like a door?
Like a portcalist? Not a portcalist like an
airlock. You have an Ezra.
I have an axe. You mean like?
Yes. It doesn't look like it looks
like there is some sort of keypad over here though, off to
the left side. I wonder how knock?
On have an axe. You're.
Going to try to use knock on the keypad.
Is that what you? But you could choose 5.
Yeah, I'm going to do the smart thing, let other people break
windows and stuff, and Faust is going to just do what I
initially said, big wall of fire.
That's a bad color for this. We're going to do a fifth level
wall of fire, 60 feet long. SO51015202530354045505560
pointed that way. OK.
Well, pointed towards the bad guys, obviously.
Yeah. Oh, that's one right there.
That doesn't look like a creature at all.
Looks like a smudge. I didn't know that there was a
guy there. Either way, you know I'm going
to. I'm going to just bump.
How do I erase it? You you'd have to erase the
whole line I think unfortunately.
I don't think I do. Damn it.
Where's the fuck? It has to be an erase feature,
right? Yeah, I can.
I can clear the whole drawing, but there's no like eraser.
But you can select the individual lines too and you can
delete the lines. This is stupid.
I agree. Stupid fucking nonsense when I
was young. I didn't have to stop drawing by
a wall of fire, I could just keep drawing.
There we go. And that will do X save on his
part. Young.
Man if I remember correctly it's a 17 so A6 knot cutting it.
No it will not. Wild I'm free.
I'm trying to want to be a free on AB20. 8 fire damage.
It goes up in a gust of flames. Get us like, like follow the
plan. We don't have a plan.
Nope, there was no. Plan fast is done.
Me, me or mommy? What you doing with?
No, Save the moon. And the big guy down a hole.
Yeah, so all. I have is an axe, so my
inclination is to swing it at whatever is breakable and
whatever would be helpful for us to break.
So you said there's a keypad, but is there like a window or is
that like a metal door? That that, yeah, I'm here.
I kind of, I kind of envisioned it as a giant window, so.
Towards. Yeah, yeah.
So it's smashable. I mean theoretically everything.
Everything smashable? Try hard enough.
OK, so then I'm going to I'm going to pull out my great
bejeweled great acts of justice. I don't know how far away from
this window I am. I won't lie, I do not have roll
20 pulled up. Let.
Me. See, I think I need to put your
character on here too. You may not have made it up to
this level the last time, so you can't even see what's going on
making. From some real informed,
uninformed guesses. Oh I need to go back over to
this page actually wonder if I can just do this.
Manny, pull this. Mommy, do you see stuff now?
If you. I don't I don't have it pulled
up. Oh, OK, let me see then.
I'm just going to like 60 feet, 70 feet.
I think really. Yeah, it's a big room.
It's a really big room. Tomorrow I'm walking, it's 40
feet, so that's annoying. That's the only window.
Yeah, well, I mean that whole wall is a window.
I mean, so that's a whole nother aspect of an itself, I guess
that the the like bottom portion of the wall is like 20 feet high
ish, we'll say. And that's like of steel and
metal. But then the window starts up
after that 20 feet and goes all the way up to the ceiling, which
is like hundreds of feet I'm. Going to have to do some like
scaling of the wall before I even get to the point where I
can. Yeah.
And but if you're looking for the closest one for that
reference, because I thought you're looking specifically in
which you can't because you can't see anything, was the one
where the rocket is. But is the is probably, yeah, I
mean more or less 20 feet straight up from you.
Alkaline wool is the the. But no, we need a specific
window smashed right? Not just any window.
I mean ideally a window that gets us to a large outdoor area
on which we can mount our ship and GTFL.
Why can't we just do the ship from inside?
Remind me if I'm correct but it's hundreds of feet big.
Yeah, wouldn't it just smash? Maybe.
Wouldn't the ship win? Over the building.
I don't know. I mean, if it's built for outer
space, it should be built to withstand the confines of a the
four walls. Sure.
But I think the our intent is to go from here to the this
spaceship to bombard it quickly, yes.
Yeah, we need to break into the building, get onto the ship, fly
over there 'cause more chaos. Like we could.
So I guess we have two options, right?
We stay in Kalashma or we go blow up their spaceship.
As you guys can correct me if I'm wrong, I just don't see.
I feel like there's an unnecessary step in this plan.
What's the unnecessary step? Good getting outside.
I still think we can bust out the spaceship and just get on it
from inside. Can we make a roll for that?
I don't know DM can we? I'm a sort of smart Z test to we
if we paused to to to ponder a moment just like a like like
think. Somebody do some calculations.
Not me, but somebody. Yeah, do do, do, do do boop.
The. Size of the room and the the R
value of the materials of the walls.
I've got we're all fake. They already knew that shit.
Hold on. Sorry, wrong calculation.
If that were something someone wanted to do with their turn, it
would definitely make the role an easier role, but there is a
there you can always. What sort of role would that be?
Definitely intelligence. Who's the Who's the smart
person? Not me.
Think they just had their turn. They went first.
Fast. How could you just?
And my intelligence is plus zero.
I've. Got a My intelligence is -2
plus. 4. I must say Ezra's rocking a a
beautiful -2. I have a + 1.
Ash it is what are we calculating?
I believe we're. On your on your turn.
Yeah. You'll have to make a roll to
try and calculate what it would take I guess.
Basically you know trajectory, angle of force, momentum to get.
Through. The walls with the ship if we.
Expand the ship inside of the room we're in right now.
Without crushing everyone on top of it because gravity.
Will it? Will it save the moon?
Is there be like to save the moon?
Yeah, like this. Is a terrible idea.
Faster for us to save the moon. Ezra's on board, you say?
It's faster to save the moon this way.
Ezra's on board. But what are you doing with your
turn, mommy? I don't.
I don't see an impasse where I don't see what I can do to be as
benefit 'cause I can't snatch something very far away if.
It doesn't work. Break the window.
Yeah, but the window is 20 feet off the ground and 70 feet away
from me. No, not 70 feet that the
closest. Well the 70 foot was like
specifically towards a specific window.
So the closest window to your, huh?
Isn't your whole thing throwing axes?
Oh, that's true. That's.
A good point. Hi, my name is Mommy.
I throw axes. Also that I throw away.
I have a big shiny bejeweled. Great acts of justice.
Throwing axes are like a a bonus.
OK, true. OK, so I'm going to three.
I'm going to throw the hand axis of the three vicious hand axes
at the window. Wait, so I can we see out the
windows? Is there a particular direction
we prefer? Should I aim at a particular
window? The biggest one?
The one facing that ship ship outside.
Yeah, right there. I.
Mean. Yeah, somewhere that wherever
is. Begging up to go.
Fuck shit up. I'm going to throw these at 31
to hit the 19 to hit, wouldn't it?
Be crazy if the 31 didn't hit the window.
And the 15 to hit that, yeah. This.
Is not today. This this all hit.
Cool. OK, so 9 damage plus 11 damage
plus 11 damage, 2231 damage. Your axes make a satisfying dunk
dunk dunk against the apparent glass as you're as they bounce
back and re materialize in their she's, you see the faintest of
scratches where those where they axes hit.
All right, all right. Thanks.
That's my turn. All right, Franklin, with Ezra
to follow Ashima here. I mean, like everyone can make a
track. So I'm going to make a, I'm
going to make a check to determine based on what I know
having built this spaceship thing out of the items we have,
if I think it could bust through where we to just take it out
now? I don't know what that would be.
You're checking kind of maybe more of the integrity of the
magical items. So I would say an Arcana check
would would be in order. OK, I have a + 7 on that 13.
That's going to be a 13. You have a sense that this that
the thing would probably be intact, but it would be lesser
thereof, as in like it would be taking damage from doing
something like that. Pretty heftily, probably.
Possibly in so far as damaging. Crucial.
Parts of what make it a flyable ass to.
Yeah, yeah, I relay this to the team.
I say, I don't think that's going to work.
It's going to it'll work, but it'll it'll really hurt the ship
and we won't be able to fix it in the same way.
So I will first. Let's see where exactly did
Ashima fall? I thought he was this guy.
Or is he like, OK, he's way down there.
Yep. OK, I'm going to instruct my
fine familiar to fly forward and look down the hole to see what
he sees. He sees a hovering, frustrated,
brushing dust and dirt off of themselves, asthma that has not
touched the ground at the bottom.
Not of a bitch. He didn't hurt, he didn't get
hurt. He's floating.
The familiar then flies over to what appears to be assault
rifle, picks it up and flies back to me.
Oh, you mean the you mean the thing on the desk?
Yeah, yeah. There's a sweet assault rifle.
I know what they are and if I can, I'll use it to shoot the
glass. OK.
With my action, sure, OK, I don't know what item that would
be. Use an anti matter rifle.
It's a standard item all. Right, let me find it.
Just a standard. Let's go.
Where did it go? I don't know.
Antimatter rifle. There we go.
Oh. The turtle, a gun, everything's
fucked. Why?
Is it? Using.
I'm confused. I'm not so sure what you're
confused about, but I do know that generally speaking it
requires proficiency to use it well.
Yeah. All right.
It just means you're. All right, well, I mean, I'm
shooting a wall, so let's go. Yeah.
Can you hit a broad side of the barn?
It's. 11 And can I shoot the wall to see the the the window?
It's with disadvantage, remember?
The two I spray bullets wildly around.
You cook it off the safety and don't realize oh fuck on the
ground. All right, well I get 2 attacks
on my turn so I'm going to try it again.
Oh. My God. 2 again hey fire wildly
when I pass my turn I hold I I, I move to the window and I hold
the loft the the folding boat. If someone happens to break the
window so we can leave my fall out, that guy is going to come
back up here in like 5 seconds. We should.
And he does just that. He he floats over the fissure
right in the spot where he'd fallen behind the wall of fire.
I don't think he's quite close enough to take damage from it
though. Currently just says, look, you
all with a bolster, it's cry and a a, a now it's a sphere.
OK. That was unclear to me when I
was reading that centered in this general direction, knowing
that you guys were kind of. Yeah, Yep.
I've looked at grand damage. Inside of it, Ash.
You were outside of the sphere though.
Bullshit Grand am and probably just in just as much time.
A second headquarter is narrow, nearing their fate, but everyone
inside the circle, which is everybody but Ash, it looks
like. Grand Dale.
Crazy. I keep there's so many spells on
his list here. He's not here.
Grand Dale need the counters. Oh, I've had my turn
counterspell. What am I counterspelling?
He's about to he he put us all in a sphere of some some evil
thing. Ah, counterspell sixth level.
Is it your? You have two of those.
It's been my turn and I have a book that gives me spell slots
that currently has like 20 spell slots in it.
Well, it's going to be this whole thing again.
He's counterspelling your counterspell.
I counterspell his counterspell. Here we go, Counterspell War is
my favorite. Part of D and.
DI look at green dam and I hold my finger up three and then I
hold 2 fingers down 1 and I leave the middle finger up and I
giggle to indicate I can do only do that shit one more time.
My book that's in items inventory.
So he's counterspelling your counterspell, which would at six
level and he used to cast it or he he need yeah, he needed to
cast it at six level, which is what he was doing.
So that's another three D6 though because of the mind
bending problem of his counter spell he's like you can fear the
whispers reaching into your mind telling you to drop your counter
spell. Basically is is how his counter
spell works come. On bro just do it like.
Be a wisdom save, but how much am I taking?
15 psychic, it should be something like that.
I can add that in there. Just give up.
But are you rolling? Are you able to?
Was that your sixth level spell Slot two there, Franklin.
There I have to roll. OK, this is level 6 because I
kind of spelled his counter spell, which we were.
They were both at level 6, so that worked.
Currently you. Can do it.
Yeah, I did mine at level 5 because that's the highest spell
that I have. Too bad level 5 doesn't voice
level right now so I need a 16 again on a what was it Christmas
check? Oh, well, Christmas, all right.
That's for me. For me.
Sorry. Yeah.
And this is just a straight roll without proficiency, right?
Yep, got a check. RIP.
Oh my God I got a one bro. No.
Everyone inside of shit the sphere needs to make a
constitutional save and throw. Touch a bullshit, bro.
If you're within 10 feet of me, you get a + 5.
Would dangerous sense be applicable here?
No. I see it.
I see it coming. I don't think so anyways,
because it doesn't. It's not an AC check.
If this is a your, your this is a constitution.
I'm. Trying to remember how that let
me find that ability real quick. I think it does if it's a DAX.
Yeah, anything having to do with dex.
So no, he said. It's CON, which I mean.
Beautiful. Anderson. 2020 for Ezra Con.
I'd kill from. Oh, if you got lower than what
is his thing there? I said it was just 22.
Meets it, beats it. Beats it, beats it.
You only take half of the 28 that you should have taken. 14
What's the what's the damage type?
Poison. Oh, I'm taking half of that so.
14. Thank you.
Wow, my temporary HP no. And he follows it up with a
bonus action of what? Yeah, he's a big boy.
Not. This guy.
Danger Zone. OK, so 15 feet of the
destination? OK, well done to the danger
zone. Oh dear Lord.
All. Right.
So he he teleports through your wall of fire to the other side.
How far is that actually? I need to match that real quick.
Can he see through it? Yeah, I mean it's.
Flickering flames Wall of fire is I don't know is wall of fire.
Does it define if it's opaque? I think he grand am.
You would have to define that specifically.
I think we we've had this discussion once before, if I'm
recalling correctly. Danger Zone.
No, it it it does. At least from the quick Google
search I just did, it is opaque. Let me check on his ability.
Here, can't see through my fire. Wait does that mean he can't see
us? AKA he can't cast his cloud
kill. He That one doesn't let me see.
Same, same but different. It just says you create a 20
foot sphere. Doesn't say that.
Centered on the point you choose within range.
Yep, right. So you would have to be able to
see it. No, he knows the room.
Say. And that was going to be my
thing for teleport, but it does specifically say to a point you
can he can see for, for, for that for the teleport, so.
We gotta get out of here. Grab all his paperwork.
Paperwork. 'S good paperwork.
Paperwork's normally important. OK, well, he's still going to
teleport, but I guess he's going to do it around the wall of
fire. Let me see what this distance is
though. Let's see that's.
There we go. Perfect.
OK, he gets to the other edge of it, standing right on the side
of the desk, but you guys aren't within range as his.
He teleports and there seems to be a cloud of gaseous fumes that
emit from him as he lands. Just.
Farted not cool. Yeah, it's pretty nasty one too,
and you guys get whiffs of it from over the.
I can't even breathe, It's terrible.
Where's he at? What did he do?
Teleported to the other the edge of your wall of fire.
Yeah, I'm trying to see where he's at.
OK, so the counterspell war we lost.
Yeah, I lost the war. I rolled A1 and.
You then you need to make a con save if you haven't done that.
Is it poison? It is poison.
I'm immune. Sexy boy.
Seeing you all standing over there, he just after he'd cast
it was you can tell his face is dour now and he's like this
might be harder than I thought, getting rid of these pests.
It is your turn, Ezra. I'm trying to figure out where
he is at on the map. He's he's over here.
Can. You ping it.
Can you ping it? I'm pinging it.
Ping it harder. Harder.
He he moved to the edge of his desk, basically just outside.
Can't see the. Edge of his seat.
Can we stop pinging? Survivors of the Ping Pong.
War. Yeah, no.
Right there. I can't, yeah.
For some reason I can't see the ping.
Do you see him though? No, I.
Draw a little star. On his head.
Can. You see this measuring tape?
Yes, I see the measuring tape. He's at the end of it.
Oh, got it. Workarounds.
Ezra Ezra has this Ezra looks at Mama Ash, looked at everything
going around him knowing what's at stake, looks the Mama Ash and
goes be happy and he literally charges charges him and tries to
tackle him back into the hole he just came out of.
That's a long way to tackle. I think he's had AVR set but he
didn't know how to fill up like steam VR.
The closest part of it is like 20 feet away right now.
Yep, I've got the movement for it.
Figure it out if you can get a hold of him.
Yep, he don't have that question.
Let's see if I can hit him. That's the fun part I'm going.
To. Hope he's feeling something.
All right, all right. On.
My foot up his ass. All.
Right, turn off rage. Well, obviously raging, but I'm
pretty sure 32 does that touch you?
Yep. But do you have?
Me on the doll. Is it grapple or?
You're 45 feet away from him. Currently it's.
Like. I'm 45 feet away from him and
then you said it's 20 feet behind him.
Yeah, there's. Just a different layout and I
changed it without. Knowing it, can I say the law of
inertia, my impact at full speed drive him that way?
Because this is a fur missile about to go dart in his ass.
You would be losing your action and you're probably probably
your bonus action because of your dashing.
In theory is what you're basically doing.
You're just charging. I know and I'm hoping that the
charge and me and the weight and everything takes me and him down
the hole. Yeah.
And bonus action or you're, you're you're at.
Yeah, Yep, Yep. OK, so definitely hitting as you
as you hit though, you feel just ooze and and and rotten stuff
coming off of him with a word he just says.
Die. And the IT was kind of goes in
your nostrils. It's necrotic damage.
But. So I know that's not going to
hurt you too much, but it was a 14.
Yeah, no, but ready as a retort. Your ex says I'm bigger.
Can you look? Up as we go into the hole
together. Well, that would be the final
check I'll have. There's going to be a He's not
going to just go into the hole. Contest please.
Contest him, please. Yeah, so well.
It's legal. What is that?
Yeah. We'll call it a grapple, more or
less 'cause you're trying to pull him to, you know, put slash
push. So he's he's going to opt for
the acrobatics route. Out the way, tell me what I got
to beat. Did you roll already?
I'm rolling right now. I got a 16.
OK, Yeah, you're going with me. He gets pushed back into the
hole with Ezra. Ezra using him as a shield,
pushing the ball. Ezra's new fucking key move.
Jump in holes with people. Go.
Down the hole, Ezra, go down the hole.
And you guys start falling. I'm trying to think 70 feet.
Would they hit the bottom in six seconds?
Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think you.
Oh. Yeah, you do.
I can tell you you dropped 800 feet in less than 30 seconds.
What mechanics was Yeah, you. I thought so because, well, I
remember specifically building a hippo for your world that does
exactly this. Jumps up, falls down.
That's exactly how it's going to happen.
Hello, my name is Hippo and this is what I say.
I want to. Be your hippo all.
Right. So he goes, he's not able, you
can feel yourselves kind of slowing as you get towards the
bottom as if he's trying to resist the final fall, but he's
not able to carry both of you it seems.
And you guys hit the ground probably for what is what is 76,
right is usually what it is. We'll call it, We'll call it 4
because he's like adding force in the opposite direction.
Yeah, but he's being weighed down.
Yeah, he's fine. He's still, he's still going to
be from when we touch that floor.
He can, he can fly. He just like was not able to
fly, yeah. It's you and me and a hole in
the ground. Let's go and.
That would be. That's Ezra Stern.
He's he's dealt with the main issue.
He's hoping her Mama Ash heard him say.
You know that. 'D be another another small pain
for you of 13 damage Ezra as you both land on the ground. 13 cuts
in half 7. That'd be Ash at the end.
I don't know. What to fucking do now?
Break the window. Break the window.
As Ezra said, be happy, be happy.
Seeing what Ezra just did and knowing that we have, we have to
get out of here, I'm going to book it towards the window.
Ezra, it's OK. Ezra as I run towards the
window. I yell out it's OK, I have some
of his blood, we can bring him back.
OK. I think I can get to here 85 and
I think I'm going to cast Acid Splash and throw it at the
window. Yeah, motorcycle.
OK, yeah, 'cause I have a range of 60 feet with it, a green
bubble of acid is just going to appear in my hand and I'm just
going to Chuck. It at the.
Cracked spot in the window that. One just broke that one just
broke it. Look at this shit.
Oh so impressive, damn it. I'll let you know right now.
It did not make ADC 18 on its Dexterity saving through that
window, but. The window did take the 50
damage from Earthquake right and will continue to.
It's not inside the the 100 foot radius.
Yeah, it's just outside of it. The 100 foot radius is trying to
save the moon. Right.
Fucking moons, man. So The Who needs?
Some. You, you, you see your acid does
eat away at it a goodly chunk, but it does reveal to that as
it's eating away this thing, it's got to be pretty thick
because it ate away a good inch or two out of it.
So I have two weapon fighting. Can I can I just hurl another
ball of acid or does it need to be an actual weapon?
Yeah, unfortunately that's specific to like weapon
fighting, not spell cast. There should be.
There should be like a dull cast type.
Feet. There is, but it's not.
I don't think it's a feat. At least I'm thinking of like
meta magic or twinning. Quicken.
Yeah, you're thinking about Twinning and Quicken and
Quicken. Yeah.
I mean like an actual like feat that allows a a. 2 spells.
Two spells to fling off. That's twinned.
No, no, two like 2 separate attacks of spells.
Wasn't it? I guess it's a bonus action.
I'm going to use a bardic inspiration.
Oh, it's Faust. Faust has that.
It's a gun. He can load it with shells of.
OK. I'm going to use a bardic
inspiration on Faust and I'll be like Faust, you over educated
bastard. I know you can.
You're smart enough to break this fucking window. 85 + 5.
That would be the Knoll who's over here's turn if that was the
end of your turn and then Faust. Yeah, you get a 1D10 from Bartok
Inspiration. So it's the Knoll's turn right
now. Yeah, he gets up very shakily
and looks around like no command has been uttered and just keep
standing there. La La La La.
I don't get paid enough for this pretty.
Much. Oh, did you actually give me the
shotgun? You do.
I have the. I don't remember the Castor gun
the the Castor gun Jake the. Castor I never got like an item
I don't think, unless you added it to my inventory without me
noticing. Possibly.
Let me check, I don't remember. I know, I know Josh, I know we
decide on the Castor gun, but I don't know if you translated
that to into the game. So he hasn't can see it, but
Jacob has access to the PDS, so he's always able to see it.
So. It's more like a 75 because you
have to actually hit and then you have to roll.
The Surrey Grace. You got a one in four.
You got a three and four chance sauce.
I remember making it. Not that.
Let me see. I'm gonna keep digging.
As if I didn't obtain it then I'm going to use the spell
scroll of Disintegrate 100% bought to burn a hole in the
window. Would I just disintegrate the
window? Yep, that sounds.
Yeah, that's a good. 1 Yep, do that, do that, do that.
Buddy couldn't show it. On that.
Hey, claim the apple that. Was before 1 or few got things
that you did you're gonna. Fuck it up, Break the window a
little bit. Torn but.
I don't. It's your turn.
Yeah, I do not have. AI don't yeah, I don't see it in
your inventory, but I do remember creating it, so I'm
going back to make sure what I fucking called it and then maybe
I can get in your inventory. I'm just like if I still cuz I
use a spell scroll to make it and I it's like if it was made
then cool beans if it wasn't made then I have a scroll
disintegrate and that's kind of where my decisions at.
I'm checking. I think it's.
Loading loading. Please wait.
Finally, to the yeses of the things that a spell shotgun I
think is what I called it because you put a shotgun in
there. Yes, so a couple.
Of little. Bumps.
There inventory. Let me see if I can get this in
there. Oh, buddy.
Trying to get him some more in men or something.
We'll wrap it up. Yep, Yep.
I'm going to add it to your equipment.
There it is. There's.
Two of them in the same. Place might have to refresh.
How do? You.
It's been like that. For a while.
Though one looks like he's been bleeding bleeding there and get
a bit like mosquito so I like that I mean nothing.
Else. Is.
Fine. Nothing like a week or two, is
it not? All I'm going to drop off for a
second, but I'll be back in a couple minutes, OK?
FS HUD, Metallic Dragon Focus. There it is.
Yeah, there's not much to it. I mean, I didn't, I don't think
I flushed it all the way out. But I mean, it's basically what
we talked about, which is, you know, you, it's got to use
firearm proficiency to use it, you know, aim, shoot, pull
trigger, but you still have to, but you can load it with.
Yeah. I mean, like the basically think
of it as like you're writing out it.
It's written on the bullet. And those were definitely the
two spells that you've gotten, because those were the ones that
it came with when you ordered it.
Farging up a bullet with seventh level spell slotch, slamming it
in there and pointing it at the window and pulling the trigger.
Spot by window I. Thought bang.
All right, not proficient in it yet, are you though with?
Fire. Oh yeah, he doesn't know how to
shoot a gun, but like he understands how to shoot.
Use a wand and it's just kind of like point.
This is literally a broad side of the barn moment.
Yeah, you've seen how that went with Franklin.
Yeah, it didn't go well. Still going to ask?
Well. The spell burns a hole in any
inanimate material. It's.
Like still going to ask? Still going to ask for that
role. You don't even aim the spell.
Nope, but the gun does. OK, so not trains to
disadvantage. Yeah, all.
Right. Well, wait, wait, Josh, it when
it comes to, you know, proficiency with weaponry, it's
usually if you're not, if you're not proficient with the weapon,
you don't have your proficiency bonus.
You do the straight rule plus with the modifier, it's not a
disadvantage. It's a you don't have the
proficiency with this. Well.
But I mean, if if you're calling, you know, them not be
at 1st and you have to have to that, then yeah, I don't know,
but yeah. Oh wait, +5 What the fuck is
that? Oh, I have a + 4 decks bad.
OK, there we go. Yeah, nineteen.
There we. Go wreck it.
That'll definitely hit. And is that that 29 the damage?
I'm actually not sure. Or is that from?
That's the damage. OK, I.
Didn't know if that was. When I hit the roll attack.
I think that's an addition to. Yeah, that's an addition to.
OK. The actual spells damage because
the spell you loaded in there, disintegrate, does its own
damage. Yep.
Damn, you're taking a Torvis? 16-D6 or something it's.
It's centigrade. D18I.
See the D6 or D8. In D6 plus 44th damage.
Nice, yeah. So Advanced Roller 10 6 Roll 42
+ 40 so 80. Plus 29.
Plus 29, so 110 plus it just annihilates a 10 foot cube of
something. Oh.
Spell automatically disintegrates a larger smaller
non magical object or creation of magical force if the target
hits a huge or larger objective creation force it is.
Cube, fuck this thing. Yeah, essentially your your
strike smacks into the window, washes over it, you see cracks
forming across the edges as the center just disappears, and then
it shatters from the frame all the way around.
And I would like to press a button on my Cuba force that
holds in the air in like a 10 foot cube around me.
What now? I have a magic item called a
cube of Force. It's one of the.
Two magic items I purchased and it has several settings and one
of them is it allows things to pass through it except for air.
He's afraid that he's going to be going in the vacuum.
Yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's what you're trying.
I don't need did not remember that item, but no, so inventory
it's I believe you. I'm not questioning it.
I've created so many. I guess at this point it's so
you do such and and realize that the hole in the window seems to
be out directly facing what looks like to be a cooled lava
field. Basically with a, with the
rocket that's fit, that's centered out in it, a good leaf,
a good lead distance away, probably like 1000 feet.
But you, you, you feel the wind pushing against the cube, but
nothing else, not a vacuum on the other side.
Let's see here who's the slowest out of all y'all?
Slowest in what way? I take it back.
I don't have fun. I don't.
I just cast a spell. I'm still a spider, so I'm
pretty fucking fast. I'm holding up the yeah from
the. I mean, how long has it been
since we went up the elevator? I thought you turned into a non
like a like a like the comfy looking turtle.
That's why we got the token. There's a world out there that
we can physically stand upon. That's true, I did that.
You're looking out over, well, you can't really see out over
the edge because like, the top of the wall before the window
even started was 20 feet. You can see this only because
you guess it's pretty darn high. You're also guessing you're
pretty darn high because besides that rocket in some distance,
way off is the ground you can see from your angle.
Misty step here. Call it a turn.
OK, you get to the top of the wall of that 20 foot wall and
you look over the edge of the broken, shattered glass and you
see that you're not only 1000 feet away from the rocket, but
you're several 1000 feet above the ground.
He's so high. I'm back.
Did anything crazy happen? If I broke.
The glass. What?
With it, with that. You broke the glass.
With with a gun of disintegration.
Oh fuck. Yeah, you get away with origin
poles being. And this is the second round, by
the way, if you've been keeping track.
Is that your turn, Faust? Is that your turn, Faust?
That's my turn. All right, Mommy, with Franklin
on deck. So now we have to get out of the
window, right? Franklin is currently holding up
the folded up ship. OK, but that we still have to
get out of the window, right? The window is broken.
So I mean, yes, we we probably want to exit the room.
That's what you're asking. Yeah.
Are we just going to jump and then we're there, Open the ship?
I mean, I was thinking stand on the edge type of situation
unless you guys can fly. OK, I like that better standing
on the edge. Of the window.
Yeah, like we get up to the edge of the window, somebody opens up
the thing, and then we fly over or everyone goes into the pocket
rocket. So is it that simple to get up
the window? It's. 20 feet of wall, so you've
got to climb it or somehow, you know, get on top of it.
But yeah, that's another 50 damage to the structure, by the
way. Oh yeah, thanks for the
reminder. 150 total. Just as a general description of
the area, it's looking pretty rough.
Everything on in that hundred 100 foot area has seemingly
being being crushed what looks like almost under an immense
amount of force. But really it's just it's
losing, it's kind of collapsing in on itself.
If anything. There's more of a like a like a
divot in the ground right now and you can hear the structure
groaning underneath of it. Does that require any re rolls
from? No.
Sorry, from the people in the earthquake.
No, that was just a damage for the structures if I recall
correctly. So.
So I'm going to attempt to climb the wall to get up to the
window. Is that an athletics?
Sure, yeah. 24. At the end of each turn per
Yeah, sorry. So once per round.
Yeah, once per round, say everyone involved makes it save.
Yep. You make it up to the top of the
wall, no problem. You scale it like you know it's
just another day. I don't monkey.
Cool. All right, I looked down.
So this is easy guys. This is no We'll be out of here
in no time. You gotta throw down a rope.
You guys don't need rope. I mean, we don't need it, but
all right, we got this. Fun I do have.
An action. 50 feet than rope. Yeah, you do that.
You could do that. At all unfurl and and lower and
that's my turn. OK.
Decreasing the that rule. So, Franklin, it's your turn.
On. Deck.
Sing Oh God, poor Ezra, we could bring him back.
I. Don't think we should try to get
Ezra. I mean, he did himself in the
hole with the express purpose of making time.
Holding. Yeah.
Given time, we can bring him back.
I have his flash. Good to know, doesn't sound
creepy at all. It is.
It's in a little shrine. Everybody has their own.
I go up and I use the rope. But because, you know, I, I use
the rope to climb back and climb up to the top.
Oh God, I don't. Even have to leave.
All of me, once at the top, I will get to the center you want
to roll and I will hold the loft, the ship and I will
activate it. You'll want to roll and still to
get out the wall. It's a advantage, right, because
we have the rope. Sure.
Yeah, yeah, good. I need advantage 11.
I struggle. You flop onto the top of the
wall. Fuck.
And ready the ship are you? How are you doing this by the
way? Readying the ship Curiosity.
It is a folding boat, right? That works for this it's a.
Sword. Sorry I broke.
Mute myself. Oh.
My gosh, she's got a sword. Perfect.
From my knowledge, it is a folding boat.
So you hold it aloft, outstretched above the void, and
I activate it using the activation code that it came
with. Or if there was 1, I don't
remember that I hit the button. There's a little button, sure,
and I put on a pirate's hat. I.
Figured it'd be in a bit more of like a pull tab situation.
Yeah, I pull tab it and then it looks like a little turtle,
right? And when I pull tab it, the,
the, the little arms start doing the like, you know, flapping and
then it starts flapping forward and then transforms.
How's that? And looks like it's inflating as
it moves forward because you pull the tab, it kind of like
pops out like one of those jumping frog shoot art of
folding paper. Origami.
Origami, like a little frog origami like the like that's
kind of it's turtle esque, but it's like in that shape where
you can like press down on it and it would like hop and like
you press down on it and it hops off your hand and it starts
flapping in kind of a papery form and starts inflating and
growing into a real form of a giant floating turtle in the
sky. I board it with.
Battleship ready looks like. I board it.
OK, I'm. Boarded I.
Think I have a map for that somewhere.
I pull out a as a free action. I pull out a bottle of champagne
and I break it on the hull. Or I guess that would.
Be. The what should we name it guys
like. That fertile air, it's.
The pocket rocket ship, What are you talking about?
Now this is the pocket rocket. I hold up the pocket rocket.
They're separate things. It doesn't matter.
The out of pocket rocket. What's another something that
can be euphemized for dildo? Dildo.
What's another term for dildo mom?
5E. Big.
Black big. The flying phallus.
I don't know why, but my
automatic I I typed in dildo using euphemism DND 5E big
black. I don't know, I put DND 5E in
there it. Has to be DND related or we're
not going to use it. It's all smart the.
Flying. Fellas, not porn, sex point
that's. Well, you can keep thinking.
You get onto the ship, start thinking of names for it, and
it's Ashima's turn who flips in your flips from you.
Not like like backflip, but just like turns around and.
So that's that's contested. He's doing, he's in a grapple,
he contests to do that. Ezra got his hands on him.
Well. It's more of a yeah.
Wrestle. Wrestle with me, Matt.
If I say wrestle with me, Josh, wrestle with me.
It's more of so that he could get leverage, like he's just
wriggling around in your grasp is what I'm trying to explain.
So that he could get a, a better swing as he you hear the click
of his Cortana to strike you. And that was a natural 20 for a
33. Wait, he's grappled, so wouldn't
that be a disadvantage? Because I have him grappled, so
that's just that would be a real disadvantage. 23.
Meets it what am. I.
Taking. Damage.
On that, a Cortana. A Cortana is 1D10.
And this is not your normal Cortana.
Oh, I mean, like, yeah, yeah, it's probably bigger.
You're going to need a Constitution save, but it's 23
for the slashing portion. All right, So 23 cut in half
gives me 11 because like. They have a flat.
OK. And then I can't save all right,
they're. Both like the old I'm on the
form naturally. Oh my God, he's hiding. 20.
Oh. Meets it, beats it.
Just yeah, baby. I'm still reading through the
thing here. So the bank.
In laboratory mansion. I'm I missed that?
Wasn't even. Necrotic, Necrotic.
I guess here I'm just reading through, there's a lot of
things. This thing is, this is, this is
his Shino Sepuka. It's like.
See, I I I missed the days of if he makes an attack, I get to
punch him in the face, but because that's that's a pack of
opportunity worthy, but target is they took that out.
They took that out of 5E. Unfortunately, he.
Was that Steve? Michael.
OK, immediately after taking the sandwich.
OK, the target mustard ending effect.
OK, so basically you took the and I don't know why it came
through. Oh, so that would yeah, you took
the the 9:00 and yeah, on top of it is necrotic.
This is on top of the 23. I'm sorry.
I'm I'm reading through that. So that's would have been half
of that 899. Yeah.
Necrotic, but I don't know what your necrotic resistance is.
Off the top of my head, I. Know maybe cuts it, yeah, you
just cut in half whatever you did cut it in half.
So 9 but so immediately after taking that damage, you just had
to succeed on that Constitution savings throw to end it to be a
stopping it from being a continual effect.
But fun thing is, even with a disadvantage, he's going to
swing two more times. Oh, that one definitely misses.
14 creative that's also deep. That's very creative.
It's also deeply upsetting. And hits one more time it looks
like for with a 29 that's. A Salaman. 29 Yeah, that's going
to. Hit for 35 damage.
Cut in half this time the total of the slashing in the product.
Yeah, 35 cut in half is 12. No, No, 17.
Yeah, 17, yeah. Look.
Like Ezra's going to spend his last training life on earth
fucking you up hard. And then he bonus actions just
teleports just outside of your grasp and as he and as he comes
back into with that poofing fart smell, you can feel the tendrils
in your mind reaching deeper. Just saying give up.
You know you want to die for three psych psychic damage from
the vial teleport. That's just.
One because my ring one. You know, hurt my feelings.
And and that is that is vile. So that one, one damage that you
took, you feel and see a bit of light SAP from yourself going
over to him when he teleports. I love this vile teleport.
It's beautiful. Don't worry, Ezra's about to
have his come up. It is.
Wait, so he just teleported away from Ezra?
And he's about to get, he's about to get Ezra all day.
Teleported away, teleported away from him and and farted in his
face to boot. Oh Ezra, Ezra is about to have a
heyday with him. Ezra Bull Bull rushes him again
and bonus action I'm already raging.
So bonus action primal savagery. So these hands are about to get
ready to eat for him and quick quit from him.
I'm about to show you what a real hand job looks like.
All right, so let's see kind of punch.
All right, punch number, let's see.
That's a dirty. That's going to be a dirty 20.
I'm pretty sure Dirty 20 doesn't touch him.
Unless you're telling me Dirty 20 does touching you.
Can actually see the pattern on this one.
This is the first actual hit. Everything else has been spell
slinging. It does, yeah.
Oh, lovely. So let's see, he's going to take
Ezra's. See.
Get there. Let's see.
So I got to roll one of these oh come on.
Why is that? OK, so that's 11 and then the 11
adds with the damage coming off of the acid 11 and 28 is 3939
plus my strength which is 7. That's 97 is 46 + 3 from rage
49. That's one hand.
Now let's see if the other hand rates just as high.
And please please. Just to clarify, your attacks
are magical. Oh yes, thought so.
And 26 for his other hand. All right, see roll one of these
Let. Me know.
If you're OK so that gives me 12/12 and five is 17 then add
the acid. Come on baby, come on baby.
So 12 and 22 is 3434 and 5 is 39 with his other hand.
And now I'm going to chomp on that.
Those he he has wings, right? I saw wings.
He's just been kind of floating. Oh, he, he floats.
He's OK. I'm about to, I'm about to take
a bite right out of his neck. So last attack.
He's a floater 21. Look at him float and then.
This nine is 12. He can't even stand like a man.
He floats. 12 and 16 is 2828 and five is 33.
He grunts and takes it. Your girlfriend says she's a
bitch. I have no girlfriend.
That's 'cause you a bitch. Only servants.
I got something you can serve these.
You're nuts on a platter can do. Come get, come get some.
Oh, Ezra's doing everything in his power to keep him in the
hole with him. I hope he is fully his attention
given. The ashes turn.
Oh, he's definitely looking like he's ready to kill you.
Like he's going to be focusing all of his energy.
And yeah. OK so I have dimension door and
I'm thinking that maybe I just maybe get up to the top of this
windowsill and hold my action to cast dimension door to maybe
like let Ezra get to me. Or can I cast dimension door on
Ezra because it says I have a range of 500 feet?
I was looking at that earlier too, I forget exactly.
Yeah, because if I hold my action and then like wait for
the next round, like right before Ezra's turn, cast the
mentioned door so that he can just step through it and be like
next to me on the window so we can just hop on the ball and
abandoned that crackhead and his abandoned facility now.
Yeah, Counterspell. I'm hoping the God of the God of
the Moon just opens up here shortly.
It specifically states that you you teleport yourself to a
current to to your from your current location to a spot
within range. So are you trying to create a
dimension door by yourself down to where Ezra is because you're
not familiar with it? You would have to get like to
the edge potentially to see down to the bottom of it at least.
OK, well then my other thing would be like I'd get up to the
window sill and then I would hold my action to see if at the
next turn Ezra could get to me if everybody else is able to
make it onto the boat. Oh, OK, so you're on.
Wait, are you dimensioning, dooring yourself up to the top
of the wall, or are you going to climb the wall and then put a
dimension door up there down? I was going to climb the wall
and then see if, well, maybe I should say the bottom of all,
but I was going to see if Ezra could get out and get to me so
that we don't leave him behind if we don't have to.
But who else needs to get to the boat?
Because it also doesn't like last for a long time, so like it
works. Like, yeah, I was going to hold
my action and wait to cast it. I see, so you're going to hold
your action to wait to cast it for but it and and I don't think
it quite works like what you're thinking either too, because
it's not an actual door, unfortunately, as the way that
the word is the the name of the spell.
I wish it were like it works like a teleport like so you go
from one spot to another and you can take yourself and it looks
like yourself. Oh, you can bring along objects
as long as they weigh. If you have a, if you have a
counter spell. Willing creature.
The creature must be within 5 feet of you when you cast the
spell. You'd have to.
Jump. OK, well that's what I meant.
Like if I waited for Ezra to get out of the hole and get to me if
it would be possible to not leave him behind.
OK, so you're just going to wait on top of the wall, hoping that
Ezra can make it to that point and then teleport to the ship?
Yeah, and then teleport to the ship.
I see. I was thinking that this would
be a good idea, but that's also. I asked if anybody else hadn't
made it onto the ship yet, or up onto the.
Windowsill I see I. Mean yeah, this is definitely
something you could we. Can still talk to each other,
right? You're a mental bond.
I thought we had all those packed away in a box.
The torch, yeah. I thought maybe some other sort
of mental bond that you had with Ash or something I.
Don't. I mean, we could just scream out
at each other too, but then they know what we were doing.
Yeah. I'm going to put him with your
turn too, so I don't forget in the future, but the headquarter,
the new headquarters following you.
Oh, wait, actually, I forgot to roll damage on him.
So 28. He probably died.
Yeah, he died in that cloud kill.
That's right. Damn, another one.
Fuck him up. Got it.
Shortest lived character. Hi.
Welcome. To immediately, guys.
OK, well actually you know what I can do as I can come to the
top of the wall and cast a message to Ezra telling him that
I'm going to wait at the top of this wall for him and as soon as
he gets here I'm casting dimension door to get us to the
ship. You're going to want to roll me
in athletics to get to the top of the wall with advantage
because there is a rope thanks to Mimi or Mommy, gosh darn it,
every time. A. 3020 you are able to scale it
no problem. You probably lean back on the
rope and walk straight up the wall.
Just so gracefully and then I'm standing on the window sill is
when I will send the message that only Ezra will be able to
hear about me waiting up here for him.
Ezra, Ezra will respond back from the mental bond that you
sent down. Be happy, save the moon.
I don't think that's how. Message.
He can reply in a. Whisper.
Oh OK that works. I was going to allow it either
way. Be happy, save the mount, save
the cheer. Oh, and I.
Actually say it out loud. So I point towards the creature
and I can whisper the message and then the target can hear it
because he has to be within 120 feet and I think he's 80 feet
from me. Plus 70 because he's down a hole
so it's still. Thematics.
And it'll work.
You got this. Yes, I send a message and now I
will wait up here. That ends my turn.
OK, fuck's sake. God damn.
It. Round 3 and the room is the the
floor in that space is collapsing in on itself, falling
down another 50 feet to the next floor, with Ezra and Ashima
taking their damage shortly. Sag.
I'm taking you back to hell. And the tower rumbles as well.
I'll, I think I need to speed it up anyways, so I'm just going to
add this in here and say that everyone feels the this, this,
you know, that sense when you like, almost like there, there's
something about to happen and you can sense it to the point
where you're, you get goose flesh and your hair kind of
rises off your skin. Nose blades.
As there's a porcupine. I sense a disturbance in the
forest, guys. Pretty much fast.
It'd be your turn though. OK, put put a wall up so he
can't get out from under here with me. 1234567891011 OK, I
know I'm going to do this. What are you doing?
Misty step 1/2. 345. 6 Set a bonus action.
So I can't just bonus action. Fuck, I didn't count my things.
All right. OK, OK.
That floor is also not there that you're standing on
currently. OK, if I jump, is there a way I
could could I potentially like, if taken at an angle, feather
fall on to him? Oh, tell that.
What's the matter, baby? They would have the Heather
ozone they'll. Probably have to be some form of
acrobatics role into it. Just because you're you know,
you're I know you're falling with style, as Buzz Lightyear
would say, but you you would you'd still have to try and get
near him. You know, you're like trying to
land near him I guess is what I'm I'm guessing.
My boy. Unless unless unless you do the
Hadozen glad rules that the Hosen Hadozen gliding rules
where Yeah. What's my OK acrobatics you
said? I'm a fucking.
Try Can I get a? Can I get a blast?
Do I? Do I still have bardic
inspiration? I didn't use it before.
Yeah, D10. There you go. 1924 plus AD 10,
so 23 + 932. You're able to land right on
Ezra's shoulders. He's dumb son of a bitch.
I'm going to now that's way too far from Misty Stepper
thunderous steps. So what's going to happen is I'm
going to activate a charge of my helm of teleportation and I
would take this dumb son of a bitch up to the phone.
No, no, we're on like the Material plane again, right?
Yeah. Do I take him to the ship or do
I take him somewhere I know? If you dig him to the ship, you
guys are both out of whatever's happening.
That's true, yeah. How much teleportation going to
take him to the ship? I.
Really want there to be. There isn't, though.
OK, All right, you do that. You guys are both on the ship on
the decks of the upper decks, which more or less looks like a
turtle shell. Who's piloting this thing?
Is anybody piloting it yet? No one currently, well,
Franklin's inside, so I guess theoretically Franklin, but
Franklin's just had it hovering currently waiting for everyone
to keep on. I'm on and so is Ezra past turn.
That's literally everything I have in my repertoire.
And I'm guessing Mom is jumping on the ship considering the
response I've seen in chat. So.
And Franklin is in the ship already, waiting for the last
people to make it in, which would be Ash.
Which was holding an action. They were holding an action.
For me, yes, you, yes. Yeah, I was holding an action to
try to help everybody get out, especially Ezra.
So are you going to release your action just to use it on
yourself to get on the ship then?
I, I would. I'm giving you the opportunity,
I guess. Yes, I will do that.
I will use dimension door to just teleport myself onto the
ship. OK, All right.
As you do that, on to the ship you go.
You see a poof of smoke land right next to you as a furious,
fuming Death Lord Lich Ashima lands right beside you with
their own dimension door. Oh, don't worry, Ezra.
Got I want to stab him. I have two up at the time.
I'm just going to turn and stab him.
It would be your turn if you wanted to take a roll out it
there Ash. Vicious dagger of sacrifice
right out of my pocket into his chest. 9 I didn't do very well.
He he kind of just turns and you.
The dagger slides through some of his rotten cloth, and I.
Can't move Ezra. Well, I'm going to attack one
more time with the same dagger. Why not?
Well, 25 it did better that time.
Way better. That'll hit.
I just stab it into. I'm really furious for missing
the 1st. Time.
Are you serious? Was was that?
I forget all the effects on that.
There's other effects on it. You have to kill the creature
though with it specifically I think, for it to activate.
I thought it was when I roll A20 on my attack roll.
That's that is one of the effects, yeah.
And when you roll. Oh yeah, the target takes an
extra 7 damage. Yeah, if it was a net, if it was
a net, 20 was it? No, it was a 19.
So close. So did I see seven damage then
piercing? Yes, 7 piercing damage.
OK, maybe that ability I'm thinking about is an ability
that I created for it that's still lingering and hidden to
you. I don't know if it's written on
there or not, but I know I know if I did something with that,
why I added sacrifice in there anyways in response to your
strike too. He'll just fling one of these
off as a reaction and he he says I fart in your general
direction, Madam. And.
A poof of necrotic the cloud comes towards you for 12 damage.
I was going to say. Can't Ezra jump in the way?
You are. Currently, not currently.
Well, yes, my favorite reaction? Take the bullet.
That was your turn, Ash. That would put us back at the
top of the order though, for the.
I'm actually going to use my bonus action to cast unsettling
words on him using one of my bardic inspiration slots to just
like, just curse him. So foul.
I was like you stinky mother fucker, you're going down,
you're getting off this fucking boat.
And now he has to roll A1B10 and take that number away from his
next turn. Must subtract the number rolled
from their next saving throw. Is this a charmed effect?
No, I don't think. I don't think it.
Is it's. Charmed effect.
Choose one creature you can see within 60 feet and roll a Bartok
Inspiration today. Oh wait, I think I roll it.
That creature must subtract the number rolled from the next
savings roll that it makes before the start of its next
turn. OK.
So whenever it makes the savings roll, I will roll the D team
then so we don't have to remember it?
OK, well. And I'm just standing there in
this thinking cloud. Also, my dagger is still in him.
Yeah. So we are like nose to nose
right now. Yep.
But yeah, that'll end it for my turn.
Speaking of which, I'd forgotten actually, when it did get back
to the top of the turn, Order 50 that was there.
There was that 50 feet of fall when the floor collapsed.
For Ezra and Ashima, that needs to be happening.
Yeah, how's he looking through my hood?
One second, let me do my math here.
OK, so OK, so 5 that's how many needed to take from that 18
damage for yourself, Ezra and Ashima.
Cut that half and that makes it 9.
How much damage did you say I took?
From the from the fall previously it it was an 18, as
was the damage, which he's also should be taking half.
But yeah, so that was that was that was from before when the
floor collapsed. I just forgot to do that because
you reminded me when I when you said when we forget about rules
anyways, then it would be Grand Am's term.
Again. Oh fuck yeah, do I see him?
Didn't Frank? Did Franklin not get a term?
Franklin's flying the ship. I thought so.
It's actually flying. OK.
Do I see him? I could be wrong if Franklin you
want to correct me on that. I figured you went into the ship
too to kind of keep it in position more or less.
Yeah, I'm flying the ship. If I I'm I'm activating the
ship, I'm turning the things on and turning on the Weezer
cannons and the whatever else. And you would probably be, I
don't know if anyone's made this learn known or not, but
everybody is on the ship. So I don't know if that's
something you you guys have all alerted Franklin.
I mean. So we're all on the ship, and so
is the bad guy. OK, so then if if I knew
everyone's on the ship, the moment everyone was on the ship
and safe, I would have taken off?
That's a strong word. We are not saying I am nose to
nose with a bad guy with my dagger in his gut.
Yeah, I, I I may have skipped on over your turn only because of
the knowing that you're flying the ship one and two because
when Ash said that she was triggering her reaction, that's
when Ash much triggered his. Oh, question on it, Yeah.
What's he looking like through my hood?
Yes, remind me to what I wrote in there.
What does it say? I see his HP as a number above
his head. 123. 123I wish I had this like I wish I had a
banishment. Miserable cat banishment.
And we're going to have to do it the old fashioned way.
As a real fashion banishment, the way he knows how to.
We're going to do him like we did earlier.
I'm going to shoot a disintegrate at him and this
time I'm just going to cast the spell.
There's no saving throws for that, right?
It's a Dexterity saving throw. He succeeds.
He's.
Legendary. Reaction.
So I also need to make a dexterity saving pro since we
are like yeah the round is. Over right Did did we get the
round over? Yeah, the round is over the
right. We're at the top of the fifth,
fifth round and this. Degree.
There's this beam of green particles just goes screaming
between you 2. Well, that's an expensive thing
to have legendary resistance dropped on, all right.
Did we? Did we earthquake this turn?
Sorry. Will at the end of my turn.
Oh, got it. You guys are seeing the tower
from the outside. Currently there is billowing
clouds of dust from the floor collapsing on to the next one at
the area that you cast earthquake on doesn't no longer
exists. So from a damage perspective, I
don't think it also takes any more because I don't think it's
a sphere, right? It's not a sphere.
No, it's, I mean, I think it's implied that the earthquake goes
like just as far down. But yeah, fair enough.
I guess. I think the spell goes as deep
as the deepest fissure, which was 70 feet but.
And yeah, and it that that floor like that, that whole floor
collected into the next floor, which was another like 50 feet,
even below that 70 feet, like I was saying.
So like it collapsed maybe multiple floors.
I should have explained it. That's my action.
I'm going to hold my reaction in case I got to counterspell this
motherfucker again. Clamps the building, yes.
That's turn. Franklin.
I guess I don't know what the actions are of the ship.
What was it called again? Turtle ship, yeah.
I'd be. Flying.
Phallus. We're calling it the Flying
Phallus. Ship uses 3 heavy ballista, a
heavy catapult. Those need to be manned.
Yeah, I'm going to set my 2 skeletons to man the catapult.
OK, one loading firing. And I will send my familiar with
them because it is. Yeah, it's a 3 action set up.
So one load, one fire, one aim, one action, but in a different
order. That big ass fucking space.
I mean well first I'm going to, I'm going to wheel us around.
I guess I'm going to turn to fast.
Should I aim at the bottom of the tower that we were just in,
or should I start aiming at the spaceship?
Save the moon. As the moon's fine, you twit.
I vote blow up rocket. I turned to the rocket.
Yeah, I'm going to yell out the rocket blow up.
It's rocket, I'm screaming. That's in this guy's face.
How does the? Catapult work.
Role work for that with the. AI think somebody has to man it.
Yeah, that's I have I, yeah, we've got the set up.
I think a catapult does like 3D10. 3D8 bludgeoning damage.
That's really the. Poor.
How does the? Oh no, that's a smell.
Oh yeah, that's different. I thought you had the stats up.
That's why I was just. Let me pull it up, sorry.
OK. Yeah, because a galley.
A galley. There's no, there's no catapult.
Ballista. Yeah, there's.
Two ballista and A and a quote catapult on on board, but as
there is no catapult it would either be a Canon or a
trebuchet. Yeah, I know Ballista does 3D
ten. I think a Canon does.
Crap. My son had one of his money so
damn. It Canon does 8010.
That sounds right. Yeah, can.
Yeah. Toby Shea also does 8080 ten.
They're the same, but with different ranges.
Yeah, your guys are like under 1000 feet now because you're
just out, but still like basically 1000 feet away unless
you're moving closer to. Turtle Ship 5 E What is our
movement speed? Landings.
No. Where the fuck is just the
movement speed? Bro doesn't have one.
I found something that is about ship speeds because it's
convoluted as fuck. Just pick like a regular DND
one. Otherwise we're going to spend
the next 20 minutes to start talking about the physics of
sailing ships. Turtle spell jammer ship.
No, that's not it. I mean it is, but it doesn't
have the speed. Actually, I think the speed is
associated with the spell jammer helm specifically, which is what
you're sitting at. I just remember.
That's right, doesn't say I thought it.
Did. You can steer them, you can
steer it. A. 100.
Miles and 24 hours in vacuum moves slower than.
I'll do it on the speed. Speed Current 75 now.
We'll call it. Yeah, we'll call it 70.
Sure. Sorry, this the galleon is a 35.
The the like really fast ships are 70.
So we'll we'll split the difference and call it 40.
Five. Do you want to just say 50 so I
don't have to do math? Sure.
I mean then it's not worth using my action to dash currently.
So I will drive the ship 50 feet forward and then wheel about and
then take and take aim at the lowest portion within range of
the tower we are currently escaping and I will cannon that
since I cannot cannon the ship. So Canon is +6 to hit.
According to my according to AI, the trebuchet can shoot 1200
feet away. That's its long range though,
so. Are we talking about D and Dai
or a real trebuchet? D&D.
Oh, right. Oh yeah, 1200.
Look at that for a trebuchet. All right, well, if that's
acceptable, I will start hooking things at the at the other
thing. I look at Ezra and I look at the
trebuchet, and I look at Ezra and I look at Trebuchet and I
look at Ezra. Ezra got his plan in motion.
Do what you need to do. If you jump off the ship again.
Yeah, it's a disadvantage. I was just confirming that
because I wouldn't. Yeah, because of its range.
I swear to all that is holy. All right, all right, well, I'll
do that. I rolled once again for
disadvantage 3. Excellent 9 to hit the.
It lands right next to it. Damn it.
And that was that was my skeletons and the guy's turn.
So Franklin is going to move to assist the fight against Ezra
where he is. Ezra's hoping that Ashwin is
still pissed off at him and wants to get some.
But I'm still going to. I must have.
I'm gonna hit him. I'm lazy.
Do you want to call the helm of the ship just a physical helmet
that you put on and you can control it?
Sure, they're they're like big chairs.
Yeah, usually they're big chairs, but then my brain, my
brain was like helm thing goes on head and not limiting the
fact that you're stuck to one spot.
I mean the spell jammer helm. I think who doesn't want to be
Captain Kirk in the command sheet?
True, true. If we're going to stick with
that, that's fine. I just was like trying to think.
It's up to y'all. I'll let y'all figure it out.
I'm going to shut my mouth because.
Doesn't matter. I mean, I'm just going to, I'm
setting it to drive towards the thing.
So if you want to do that later or whatever, doesn't matter.
And then I I'm going to move over to Ashma and I'm going to
swing twice with my weapon. I can pass my turn if Azra is
there. Am I at advantage flanking or
are we doing that? We're pretty much in theater of
the mind right now, so I don't know.
I don't know where everyone's at.
But there are people directly next to them, right?
Ashes. Yeah.
So I'm just asking, do you do? Sure, yeah.
Take one head advantage pieces. No, I don't want that.
I can't. I roll the dice.
I'm here. It's coming through.
It's just not going. Oh no, you're clicking.
On no, it's it's. Higher blood spear.
That's what I'm using, but it's not rolling the plus to hit so
I'm just going to do it here. OK.
So I have a +8, so 14 + 824 and a 22.
Yes, those will all hit. Sexy.
It's annoying.
I don't know, We'll have to fix this at some point.
So it's two D 6 + 2, eight points of damage.
Ha ha. And your spear pokes them and a
gout of necrotic fumes spray back at you for seven damage.
I'm immune, bitch. Then it's Ashma's turn.
Ezra gives him the. Ezra on deck.
Ezra's giving him the shit, eating extinct and let's go.
Wait, am I on deck or is Ezra on deck 'cause I thought it went
off from my Ezra off me? Ezra, Ezra's on deck and then
it's you. We kind of fucked up the turn
order because of the whole thing with teleporting.
Yeah, 'cause I was holding my action.
Yeah, Yep. So anyways, with Ashima's turn,
you're directly in front of him. Franklin's behind him, more or
less, or to the side or whatever.
He's going to quickly slash both of you with his My daughters,
Cortana. It's 28 to Ash and a 24 to
Franklin to hit. Yeah, the hits, yeah, wait, I've
had. Several.
Yeah, that hits, and as a reaction I cast Hellish Rebuke.
I'm sorry. Well, I preacher, that damage to
you is momentarily surrounded by green signs.
It has to make a Dexterity saving throw of 19, taking 2D10
damage. Fire damage.
Sorry. OK.
Dexterity, you said. About 30 saving term of 19.
Did not make it. Made an 11.
How much is that? Did you?
I seen that. I see it pop up there but I
forget already. Damage. 9 damage.
Thank you. Momentarily set on fire with
green plants. Just and you feel the slash of
his Cortana as you're finishing off your casting for 35 damage,
twenty of which is slashing. 9 is necrotic.
Wait, how much was it again, 29? 203520 slashing 9 + 6 15 So
yeah, 15 necrotic and 20 slashing.
I just forgot about the secondary necrotic.
You also need to make a Constitution saving throw.
You're within 10 feet of me, so you get a + 5.
Same goes for you Franklin with that 24 that hit, but this one
in this case was 33 slashing for and 9 + 3 for a total of 45
damage. Can.
Unless that you were you immune to necrotic.
I am. So the take off 12.
Of that. Just at 33.
Sweet and then that make a con save.
Yes, con save. You do not make the Constitution
save just with that 6. Yeah, 29. 29 does make the.
Constitution. Oh no, my Constitution save is
11 because the five after the five gets at it.
Because of Franklin, it's 11. Ah yes, good to know.
It needed to make a 20 though. So currently you have you have
to continue to make this constitution saving through and
and you can't regain hit points until you do.
Another. Beach, OK.
You are currently diminished to your current level of hit points
until you make that saving throw and then he turns and takes a
half step just to get both of you inside of his cone and just
says be gone. You pests and a torrent of
spectral entities fly forth from him in 120 foot cone.
I think that would hit everyone just.
If we're all in like cone shape, I imagine we're kind of
surrounding the guy. Yeah, that's what I'm trying.
To Yeah, I think we're in a circle right now.
So it's Ezra and Grand Am that are unclear to me exactly where
they would be situated. On SO, is this a spell?
But it is a ability of his. This is.
Like. No counterspell.
This is a spell like ability. That's not how counterspell
works. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, shut up. Trying to trying to trying to
cook. Everyone inside of it needs to
make another Constitution saving throw though.
So me and. What's this?
Point A A cone of spectral entities flew out in a cone
shape in front of him just. Everyone was in 10 feet.
Or maybe it's 10 + 5. 26 for Ezra.
What's the stop? Wait, what am I rolling?
Constitution. No.
No, that was the only time I rolled it.
Nice. What did we have to be?
22. Damn, I got a 16.
Yep, I have also failed. I think Ezra succeeded.
But Ezra was good. Yeah, that's why I said Ezra
succeeded. I didn't see Grant.
Grant. I mean, like, I thought I was
outside of it. Oh oh.
Oh, Oh well, we'll claim that you're outside of it.
Ezra already ruled. And it succeeded OK.
And it's necrotic damage again, so immunity for Franklin, but
it's 44 damage all. Right.
Yeah, that's the total. So, Ezra, I think you.
Take 44 would be 2222. That's in half 11.
All right, Ro, how you doing there, Ash?
I'm at 44 hit points left so I'm not doing that bad.
Great, but not bad. Is there Ezra's turn?
Sure, Lovely. I'm going to need you to make an
athletics check to not get grappled by me.
He's done with that for today. He burns another legendary
resistance. Damn, That's that's my first
attack. That's my first attack.
Yeah, I got three. You can't grapple with me.
You get as as many melees as I have.
Grapples and melee. Yeah, for Melee, which comes.
From multi attack. Do you want to go again?
Thank you for that legendary resistance.
You're welcome. You go, you're you're going
again. And then you say.
Oh yeah, and he has to be a 32 natural 20.
Jesus, that's sexy. OK, OK.
And if he legendary was this, I got one more attack.
I've got one more attack in my ski.
My, my, my, my whole lot. He.
Is. What did your big bad use his
legendary saves for? Not getting grabbed by the
fucking face. From the Barbarian not getting.
Grabbed by an angry dog. Angry fur missile.
With the natural 22, he's going to have to that is just.
There's no way he's. Going.
To do that, awesome, let's go again.
My God. 26. He holds up two fingers and puts
down one, and he says. I've got 1.
More fucker burning his fourth legendary reaction.
To. Avoid all three of your attacks.
Just Nope. Nope, Nope, Nope.
So to all three of his legendaries.
He has five. He is down to 1.
Let's say. And these are specifically just
resistances. He doesn't have legendary
actions as a. As a as a trait, he has
reactions, but he doesn't have like a like.
Legendaries usually are also reactions, but this one is
specifically only to succeed on saving throws.
Interesting. Yeah, legendary resistance
versus legendary action. There you go.
Kind of like what is it? I think what editors has left in
the tank, Josh. That was your action.
Do you have a bonus action? Final stand, Josh.
What is that? What are you talking about?
You great, because what's about to happen is if I succeeded this
Josh, I, I get, I, I, you know you, you allow it.
I take my last stand. Ezra takes a last stand.
That's what you're talking about.
OK, I. I don't think you need to.
I also don't think you want to right now.
I don't know. That's 1000 feet straight down.
Yeah, he can tell them. On the top.
Of it, yeah, he's got that stupid dimension door too now
you could just came. In.
I mean, it does be straight down, but I'm not, I'm not
aiming straight down. I'm aiming for the mountain that
we're not next to. And he has.
One in the catapult. And he's got one more legend,
one more legendary resistance. Does he?
Does he want to? Does he want to?
He burnt three of them just so that you couldn't fuck with
them. You don't think you'll burn
another? I don't know how cocky is he
right now. They can take it.
Not that's why he's burning them.
Hopefully he'll keep burning them.
And this would put us at the top of the sixth round, so the guys
would start to. See the.
See some of the tower starting to crumble on its own from
below. Have a question?
Sure. Does the tridecahedron?
Does the tridecahedron allow like require the targets to be
willing? I never wrote it in like that.
That means it can put sticks against its will, against their
will. They have to be touching was the
thing that I put in there. I believe if let me let me read
it one quick if you're if you're done with your turn, though, as
or for now, it would be ashes. He says, popping around, which
is me. Yeah, I'm going back to read the
Tri Decker Hydra now. Yeah, I hope, I hope y'all have
counterspelled ready to play around with.
I can only play around just enough.
I'm hold of one thing. All right, Ash.
Am I still standing right next to him or has he been like moved
away from me because he keeps getting like tackled and
grackled? No, he was just like he he every
time Ezra would come in, it would basically just be like he
was blocking it off to the like sidestepping it.
So he's still in the same spot. As I said, I told him.
I said. And remind me if I'm wrong,
Josh, But in order to cast a spell, you have to have use of,
you know, all the components, right?
So if it has verbal semantic material or you know, the
buttons to negate material, you have to, you know, have focus,
right? But you still have to require
yourself to be able to do 1 and 2, right?
You have to be a verbal and you have to be able to move the
fingers, right? Just just just clarifications,
mask. Oh, I think I understand the
question now. Depends on the spell.
Some require only verbal, some require all of them, some
require none but a casting device.
Rick is Rick is going to meta a thought into Ezra's mind.
I think I know where he's going with it.
Break his hands. Something like that.
Yeah, dude, you chop off their hands, their feet, cut out their
eyes and their tongue. They can't cast almost
everything. Use lay on hands between each
time to heal them so they don't die immediately.
Keep them alive. For a long time put put a pole
up his ass. Carry around on your back.
Yep. Yep.
You just keep them. Disable that.
Yep, you're pet lizard. Yeah, that episode was 20 as
hell. I am going to cast Phantasmal
Killer on Oshma. He needs to make a wisdom saving
throw of 19. Yeah, or take 4D10 damage.
Psychic damage and don't forget you.
Have that, don't forget you have that one thing where you can
subtract his role, remember. Oh yeah, from his saving throw I
can subtract that one D10. But yeah, he's got to make a
Wisdom saving term of 19. A creature of his worst
nightmares appears in front of him.
To. Ezra.
Sometime though and say you reach out to him and point
calling to his mind and you feel a solid wall.
He's immune. Also doesn't work at all, no.
Saving throw. Yeah, I mean, I can make the
saving throw, but he's not going to take damage.
And he's immune to Frightened as well.
Psychic and Frightened and some other things.
You want me to tell you those since you have your glasses,
Faust, and it is your. Yeah.
He's resistant to lightning, cold and necrotic, immune to
psychic or I said necrotic resistant, but I meant to say
that in the immunity. Sorry, immune to necrotic poison
and psychic and resistant to yeah, the lightning and cold.
Oh, it and just non magical piercing, slashing, bludgeoning,
but that's not been a factor. So.
Wait hold on, are you just saying he wouldn't take damage,
not that the spell wouldn't target him?
Correct. So like she targets him.
So it doesn't necessarily have to be his worst fear.
As a creature he could. You could do it so that he
believes that he is bound head and foot.
Yeah, just as the worst fear, his worst fears, materialize in
front of them. Wait, what?
Are you Phantasmal? Phantasmal Killer Killer.
Killer. Can't be a Yeah it.
Says you tap into the nightmares of a creature you can see within
range and create an an illusory manifestation of its deepest
fears, visible only to the creature.
So yeah, it doesn't have to take the form of a creature.
It's like they have a fear of getting their eyebrows plugged.
That could be happening to them. The target must be.
Yeah, effectively it won't. It won't end up doing anything
because if it's immune to psychic damage and frightened.
Yeah. So yeah.
I could just re describe it for you and say instead he you reach
out you you contact his mind and it turns you can feel the mind
turn to you and say I have no fears.
I've conquered Jeff. But have you ever conquered an
Ezra? OK, so I'm going to use both
action, cunning action, to disengage from this, and I'm
going to take two steps back so that I am just behind Franklin
and I'm going to put my hand out so that like on my next thing I
can be of some other assistance because apparently I can't
damage this guy. I'm not made for combat, guys.
I'm made for avoiding combat and that'll be it for my child.
Don't worry about that. I should give, I should give,
I'm going to give Franklin some bardic inspiration.
I'm just going to kind of like lean and then like whisper to
him. Like I know you can take this
fucker down. You're a stronger than he is.
Yeah, I'm a good boy. So you have a 1D10 of bardic
inspiration. Also, you don't lose it.
By the way, if the thing you were going to use it on is a
failed role, you get to choose to keep your D10.
Considering the time and approximate health and value and
everything, I'm going to say that there is one round left
before the tower collapses. Yeah, fuck that sound.
You can see behind you, like I said, root or tendrils starting
to burst forth from the ground and it's starting to collapse in
on itself from below. Ezra got one more.
So we can see we can see the roots of the seed.
Yes, you you expect, Yeah, so. I am.
Because you know what's going on above the table and all.
So I guess Franklin does too. He and I are both.
Where we're like, oh shit, that's really cool.
Oh shit, he did it. Fucking God damn it.
About to turn. What are we looking like on HP
on this motherfucker after all that?
111. Well, it's more than it was.
No God. That's more than it was when you
last told me a number. No, it was 120 something.
OK, All right. What's the exact setup like
he's. There basically it was, it was
Ash, Franklin and Ezra kind of threefold attacking, but now
it's kind of Franklin and and and Ezra spearheading, so
probably on either side of him. How far is he from the edge of
the boat? Well he hasn't really moved from
the center of it, whereas I'm I was guessing Ash had teleported
to which is where he teleported to.
Understood. Well, did he?
Did anybody make him look? Burn that last resistance.
He's out. Are we doing?
Fuck. All right.
Please let him burn the last one.
Help me burn from the last one. You can always hold.
Yeah, I'm going to ready an action.
OK. The second he burns that I'm
dropping a disintegrate on him. All right, any bonus action or
anything. Bonus action.
Buff Ezra. Yeah, not on my skill set,
sorry. Yeah, I'm done.
All right, Franklin. God, he's got so much health.
You said he wasn't vulnerable into anything specifically,
right? I didn't hear acid in that in
that repertoire. I didn't list his immunity
conditions either, but acid was not part of those immunities or
resistances, but he was you would expect just weak to
radiant. They generally don't list their
weaknesses for whatever reason unless it's very specific and
it's more of like implied. Yeah, all right.
And he is currently prone because he got shoved.
Or what's his condition with Ezra?
No, he he, he burned three legendary resistances to not do
anything. But I bet Money says he's
sitting between me and you. Yeah, yeah.
And does he look like he is an undead?
Very much. You can see bits of flesh
hanging off in areas. It looks almost like he had been
at. This particular body had been
starting to not just reanimate, but started to regrow in some
areas. Some of it is actually.
Yeah, similar to me. All right.
I'm going to take swings and I'm at advantage.
Are you asking or telling me? I'm telling you.
OK. Thank you.
After all. Them here.
Attack one attack 2, so plus 824 minimum.
Yep. I want to smite first time.
First time smiting. I'm going to do a fifth level
smite. Oh yes, Smite and.
A sign on level smite smiting twice.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Oh, he's undead, so it takes an additional 1D8, No, 2D8.
They got they're going to only be one undead and it's not you
all. Right, I'm trying to find the
rules for smite. Sorry, define smite.
When you hit the melee attack you expend one spell slot to do
TD8 plus one higher, Max 5D-8. So so I'll do 7D8 plus 2D8 from
from him being undead and then I am also going to I guess
beforehand I'll bonus action turn into my dread domain thing
to add an additional 1D8 damage to this.
So I believe that comes from 6789.
Ninety 8 + 2 D 6 + 4 all. Ready.
Plus 2D6, so we've got 4050350557 57 points of damage
radiant. OK.
Is he, is he vulnerable to? Most.
Powerful. How's that?
How's that?
How's that heads up display looking?
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 54.
And and you hear him say to you, those are some puny hits from
your puny God. If you only you would worshipped
me, I would be able to make you stronger, Franklin.
Yeah, no, he's not. I mean, he's not vulnerable to
radiant. Damn.
OK, hey, he's undead. He is vulnerable, but I don't
know what that condition is. What that means?
He's you. You double the damage if he is
vulnerable to radiant, which most undead are, which I myself
was. All right, we can Google, but
that'll. Put him near.
Near to Dad. Yeah, Vulnerable means a
creature takes double damage when subjected to a certain
damage type. And all that was radiant.
Only like so 2850 of it was radiant, Yeah.
And then seven points of a regular, so 107.
He's down on one knee then and still still states what you say
with four HP left. And I I have.
You. You.
Bitch Ezra Ezra, so ready to just go ham.
What's the turn order because I could end this.
It's him after you, OK? So then in order to end this
I'll I'll I'll have my skeletons both take 2 bow shots at him as
he falls. Which sending back into the
building 2D. 20 at least one of them will hit I would assume.
Let's keep his corpse, I'm sure we can find fun things to do
with it. Yeah, we're keeping him sharp.
O + 4 to hit one D 6 + 2. Five points.
What's the total, though of like of everything?
No, no, no. I'm saying like what is the hit
to hit? Oh the the first one to hit was
a 23 of the second was a mess. Oh, OK.
It was 23 hit. Yes, 23 does hit.
I'm just clarifying what they were because I didn't see him or
something for some reason and then I see the three is what you
said plus. 2 so 5 damage. And it's not magical.
Yep. He takes the arrow to bring him
down to your reading. A2 on his health for now.
Ezra, go ham. He goes, he goes.
Next. Yeah, he's just going to him.
Fuck. I had to use my bonus actions so
my familiar can't attack, so that means that I'm done.
It goes to his turn. He sees the tower crumbling
behind him. He sees hope.
You fucking got it counterstall already.
He's in, and he looks at the group in front of him and says,
I thought we could have made a great deal.
This is a great interview. I hope to see you again.
And then pulls his Cortana out and Sapuku's right there on the
spot. Oh.
My God. Bill jams his black Cortana into
his guts, pulls it across up. You see these vial, what was
left of his organs just slop onto the ground, this putrid
pile of innards. And his Cortana falls and all of
him gets absorbed into it and it stands up on its on on its own
on the hilt and. Ezra grabs it.
Flies off. I would attempt to grab it.
If you're going. To try to, you're going to
attempt to grab it, that's going to be a contested oh.
Please yes. Josh.
And also before his before his soul goes into into the sword.
I'm going to attempt to reaction cast soul cage.
And. 32 Another net. 5. Percent to grab the sword 32.
I was going to say, can I release my held action?
Oh yeah. Yeah, what was that again?
Sorry. Cash to centigrade you.
Didn't do that, yes. You Beautiful fucking bastard.
On the sword. That stupid sword.
On the sword, Yep, I get it. OK, Yeah.
Either one I guess. His his regret to stop it from
moving. So it's still here.
So yeah, cast. Fucked.
All right, 10 D 6 + 40 baby. Fuck 80 damage. 80 force damage.
If that's the word, Ezra is about the acid to bathe this
thing. It's almost in your grasp, Ezra,
as it just shatters into dust and the tower crumbles behind
you. Oh fuck.
And then there is a big flash of light that comes out of the the
tower and the Rockets boosters kick on.
And the moon. Eclipse.
Eclipse starts. Quick, we need to get on the
guns of the ship and we need to shoot down that rocket.
Right after that rocket. These are the.
These are the adventures of the Starship Pocket Rocket.
No, this is the adventures of the Starship Flying Phallus.
I did share a link to a thesaurus of dildo alternative
terms and it is lengthy. That's.
What you. Said yeah, that was a good call.
All aboard the Space Scepter. Mammoth tooth, dear Lord that.
Was one of them. Some of them are really weird.
I kind of like the schoonicorn. I think that one was my
favorite. Does anything happen with the
seed before we close out? Oh, yeah.
I mean, you're seeing the tree grow up, but I think we
determined nothing was going to happen when it comes to like
coming across everyone's like because of the particular
perspective currently. Wait.
Good God, good job guys. We defeated Ashima one of them.
Part 1. Wait, that was his?
That was his. Phylactery.
Wait, that was his phylactery. He's gone.
Gone. He's got.
Oh yeah. Was that his little soul Shard?
He's got twenty. Son of a bitch.
I'm going to scoop up that sword dust into a jar and I'm going to
study it later, OK? Just.
Like I'm adding that to my inventory right now.
Do it sold dust. Have a good one, guys.
Good. Yeah.
You make wise choices. I saved.
Never. Lots for that encounter and I
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