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Welcome, everyone, to part eight of the Secret Invasion.
Wait, what? Now it's part what?
Wait, what? We're playing many Poles.
No, we just re switched real last second 'cause we just flip.
Flop, flip flop continue. Everything up with.
The. Plan.
All right, so for those of you who have not been with us for a
little while, because it's been a little while since we've run
this, I'll do a quick overview of where we were, what's going
on where, and what your prospects seem to be.
So for those listening online, in our game, we have a good
campaign and a bad campaign. However, every six months we
play in person. In that in person game, we play
not only our good and bad characters, but ourselves as
characters. And not only that, there is a
split second, a brief moment where all three or multiple of
our characters are in the same room.
They download mind meld, however you want to call it, but they
obtain each other's information, their memories, everything.
And this has spawned a number of different reactions.
Some have fought, some have fucked, some have just become
good friends and some declared revenge.
And so it was with my own character, Franklin the Turtle
from the evil campaign who I gave such a terrible back story
to. That in conjunction with Josh
the DM giving Franklin a book of vile darkness and a few other
items, Franklin had everything he needed to attempt to invade
the modern world Earth. Our view is going to zoom way
out to a planet, to the planet Earth and you'll see in little
like stenographer text on the bottom right typed out Earth
eight I think. Pretty sure I can't remember
anymore. There's so many now.
There's so many Earth 11. I don't know.
Earth X question mark. Around the Earth you see the
International Space Station orbit and you hear radio chatter
between the International Space Station and ground control.
This is the International Space Station to Houston.
Just wondering, have you clocked the giant hurricane and Midwest,
the United States that's affirmative, seems to be an
anomaly. We have people on the ground
checking it out. Now the astronaut kind of turns
to the camera, who is his neighbor and shakes his head and
says climate change, Am I right? It zooms back out of the space
station and further zooms in towards a giant black hurricane.
That hurricane like storm that appears centered over the state
of Ohio, specifically Columbus. The storm now encircles not just
the city, not just the state, but the region.
It is large, and as it's as you zoom in towards the storm
itself, you see a number of flashing lights in the sky all
around as planes attempt to bypass the storm.
However, this is no regular storm.
As the planes skirt the edges, a strange mist seeps into the
cockpits, a Gray, a greenish hue, and each individual slowly
breathes it in. And suddenly, 1 by 1, the planes
begin to drop out of the sky, as all of the souls in them don't
say not a word, as all of them are dead, their souls ripped out
of the plane and sucked towards the center of the cyclone.
As we follow the souls screaming towards the center.
In the city itself, you see a number of military helicopters
and explosions taking place all across the city.
It's hard to see because of the storm, this mist, the smoke.
However, you do see a giant figure, a skeletal colossus
figure, rumbling through the streets, taking swipes at
helicopters as they apply destruction to the city, and
zooming in now to the heart of the storm.
In the calm center at the Genesis Park in the center of
Columbus, everything stands still as the sky above tears and
shatters as a eurythmic veracity.
Another goes by the stars aligned, and suddenly everyone
knows everything that everyone else knows right now.
And not only that, but your visions open to four other
realities that take place simultaneously as you fight,
seeing yourselves fight, sometimes die at at the
different trials of this particular game.
So we're going to start with everybody rolling 1D20 and
anyone under A6, their character in the first iteration of this
timeline that split off at the at the portal room will have
died. So what we're going to do is
determine what happened. In the other timeline branches
that you've created throughout the course of this game.
No, OK, wait, who's? Rolling.
Every so. Everybody is going to roll.
AD 20 if you roll under A6 your character your character died in
stage one. In reality, one like.
Ourselves or like our playing characters.
Ash cat Meme Moffett. Yourselves.
OK. Oh no, it's a base D6.
Just a base, just a 1D20 and if it's under A6 your character
dies if it's over and the next role will be for stage two.
There are four stages that have happened in this game so far.
Do we have to roll anymore if we already died?
No, you're that for your role for the next three realities,
but and for this series, you if you rolled under a six, you
died. Feel you jets.
Me too, girl. You all right, guys?
Are. Not.
With us tonight. Oh God, if that's not tonight's
feeling. I don't want to play anymore.
Both of your characters in reality one we're in the in the
portal room with Franklin or of Franklin's touched the grenade
and immediately blew themselves up and died.
Oh God. Oh cool.
They're stage two with the other two players.
Roll another D20 this time the DC is now 10 as it's +2 for each
death. Wait.
Oh, so wait, wait for which characters wait so.
Our. DC goes up by 2:00 every single
time that we fucking fail beats it beats it, right.
Meets it beats it. So this is just the two
characters that are left in this first timeline.
Oh so. Hold on, I still need.
I'm going to roll for Justin as well.
Sure. OK, so who's who's rolling?
Those who lived, those of us, those that got that weren't the
Nat ones that. Succeeded the 1st.
Oh, or the three. No you do not I.
I also believe. Olivia was in that blast then is
what you're. Yes, yeah, she got a.
Three. Yeah, yeah, I did not make it.
So Josh, how did Justin do? So Justin had a 15.
OK, so have him roll a second time.
He did. He got a six.
OK, then he died in the next one.
I got a 2. Just me.
Josh. Roll for part three.
The DC is now up to 14. At this point, I'm looking to
seduce Franklin. Franklin be my friend.
Be my. Friend, we're not going to roll
out whole scenarios there. It's just going to be straight
roll. Yep, that's a 7/7.
Is that just for like our personal like?
Your personal character, the one that you're like mainly playing.
So and from your perspective of the different realities like
yes, so so far in this game, four separate timelines have
been created, including the one that you're playing in.
So we need to do this process two more times to determine how
far the other realities got. Which reminds me, I also need to
roll 'cause I'm in the game too. Yes, you do.
So round one. We rolled for the 1st 2
timelines. Already two.
I would have died in round two. First reality so far.
So, yeah. So each reality has had four
hurdles, right? Four different encounters that
basically have happened. So we're seeing how far each
reality gets and I get the third one out of out of four, it
sounds like. So in in the first reality that
you guys experience as your rhythmic veracity happens again
as you're playing is multiple of you die by explosion in round
one. Some of you get eaten to death
by zombies in round two. And Josh, you do what you did in
this game where you walk straight up to round three, the
plane called out for Franklin trying to seduce him and
immediately get murdered. So timeline one ends timeline
two. Would everyone please roll again
with ADC back to? Six.
I'm still rolling a 20. Yes, yeah, it's ADC six it.
Beats it. Meats.
It beats it. I live in this.
Wild. Nat 20.
Hell yeah Yeah. So Barrett barely survives,
Jesse survives, Brianna survives, Olivia blows herself
up. Justin got the 10.
Justin got the 10 and then Justin also survives and with a
natural 20, Josh also survives. So roll once again.
DC is now at 8 as it has has one person has died.
Do I get advantage since it's 20?
I don't know. Sure, we'll do that.
Oh great, 'cause I just got 9. 15.
Oh, oh, poor Jesse, dead again. I'm.
Dead. Game guys, I'm dead.
You got a 2. Oh, no.
Oh. My God, am I still the only one?
Barrett's alive. Brianna looks like you.
You survived. No, that was for Justin.
I haven't rolled yet. I was trying to figure out how
to roll through. Roll 29.
No. Roll through D&D Beyond so you
can see who who it is. Oh, you'd have to switch back
and forth between the. Yeah, just just do 2 here and
the name. Yeah.
Just having the names come like the custom roles that you guys
are doing, I was trying to figure out how to do that.
Oh, got it. Yeah, the custom roll should
roll for myself too. I'm I'm clicking down at the
bottom on the corner where the dice roll is.
Yeah, I clicked on that and then nothing really happened.
So I survived through round one and two all.
Right. I'll just do it through roll 20
I guess. Nice.
And. Justin died round.
Justin died the second round. Yep.
So then those who matched or beat this one will roll again.
I believe two more people died in this round so it will go up
to 12. Oh God.
I die. Oh my God, I'm still making it,
holy shit. Brianna and Barrett.
Holy shit, bring it home. Bring it Home Round 4, which is
the round we're currently on. You're going to roll one more
time. I've died so now it's up to
DC-14. Oh fuck, that's.
The. Hard time.
You. Almost went over to an 18.
I just can't. I die every time.
What's up? That was for the third round,
Olivia. Yeah, I just always die. 3A5 and
A5. So we all die round three.
Yeah, the remainder and the timeline too.
And or no, you made it to round. You made it to the fourth phase
of timeline too. Yeah, that was timeline two.
Now we're on timeline three. And Olivia was rolling for
timeline 3, is what she was saying.
And Olivia immediately dies again in timeline 3 before the
roll was even cold. So she must have like, tripped
down her stairs that morning. No, no, no, no.
She she gets. At she.
She she, she just like ends up wherever we were at, like inside
out. Hey guys.
And then just falls over. You can just add about bad
teleportation experience. Fuck.
All right, let's see. Olivia, did you really need?
It I live. I made it till 4.
OK, so this is timeline three, round one.
So it looks like Barrett's good. Brianna, Justin.
Good. Olivia, is that for the new one
or? Yeah, she's on timeline 4.
She's currently at round one time, one and four.
OK. Was that with the 19?
Yes. Yeah, I made it.
Timeline four. Fourth time 12.
So everyone survives, it looks like.
Oh, let me roll for myself. Josh, did you roll?
I did. For some reason they're not
coming through. Maybe I need to refresh my real
roll 20 is all. But yeah, features.
And traits to make sure that it comes through.
I did that one, but I and I refreshed D&D Beyond already, so
I was just going to refresh rule 20.
Maybe that was the cork, but anyhow, that was an 8 for me, so
you'll succeed. Everybody makes it to round two.
The DC is still 6. Olivia.
Oh, no, wait, Olivia didn't make it right.
OK, so then DC-8, you rolled A5, right?
In round three, yeah. No the.
We're doing timeline. We're doing timeline 3.
Yeah, timeline. Yeah, that's.
What we're doing right now. Gotcha.
So far, you've died in all three of the timelines.
Yes. Oh.
Goodness. Dies round two again.
Oh. Dang.
I barely met it. Survive.
I survive. That's dies there, it makes it
OK. So round three it goes, now up
to 810120 goodness and I die in the last round.
OK. All right, Brianna.
Did it and now he 20 Nice let's. Go.
Did that come through this time finally?
Oh wait, you know what? I I have to click.
I have to click this. It's keep popping up.
I have to let it show. I have just been skipping out of
it. Got it.
That was third round. That was third round.
I died in this one. OK.
And there's so there's three of us still alive, 3 of you still
alive. It goes up by another two.
So it's now at 14 again. Fucking hell if I.
Don't we could do this guys My. Fucking mind.
Hell yeah. Josh meets it.
Beat it, beat it. Yeah, that was in timeline.
Three. You guys.
Defeat. Franklin.
Oh my God, what? We did.
It and and in timeline three, you have yet to determine
timeline four. We're going to play that next,
which is the actual game. Oh, OK.
Because that that's how many timelines we're on.
So that is good to know. I will mark that.
Down meet Josh and Barrett, defeat Franklin and yeah.
You would have been. Able that was the that was the
timeline that Josh didn't go running in head first.
The only one so that those 3 characters will be able to get
their content the contents they need.
To now do what they want to in that reality, however, we will
shift back to the 4th stage of the fourth reality.
This game, I believe it is the top of the round.
Justin is to go. I just want to point out what
has been happening in the last bit.
So in the last session during the fight, Flint was able to
once again annihilate people and fully murder Jess who lies dead
on the ground before reanimating her corpse and causing her
corpse to fight for him. Josh knoped out of there, ran to
the van, started it and that's where he is right now.
Don't know exactly right after getting his face blasted in
because he fell down the hill and got shot again by Flint.
Lance's a Dick. He is.
I almost have him dead. He's almost dead.
I'm really close. Several characters of your own
have been tied up on the ground. Were you to free them, they
would become viable for play. I believe at least one, maybe
two have already been freed. You guys have noticed that there
seems to be a shield around a a mundane weapon shield around the
bomb that is at the epicenter of the storm as someone shot it
with a gun but it was deflected off, as well as a giant
countdown in the corner of the screen that has been going down.
And we will start at the top of the round with Justin, who is
being played by Bree, I'm pretty sure.
He's going to try to break hold person.
I forgot. I don't know how to do that
though. It is.
Hang on, let me, let me pull it back up.
Strength or. It's a wisdom save.
Wisdom save against the DC-16. Well, no wonder he's failing.
He's got a minus. He's got a -, 1.
Oh no. That makes so much more sense
now. Big beefy boys, easy to wisdom.
I'm gonna take that as a no. Oh yeah, no, still held.
Kind of helps that he's being held and not here, you know?
Yeah. My character's actually doing us
a service. Yeah, All right.
Well, I assume that's Justin's turn.
Yes, but and then pal or Oh no, never mind, sorry I forgot we
have each character as has a term.
Well, no, no, it's all characters go.
Yeah, all characters go at the same time.
Otherwise that would be insane. Yeah, then Cal gets to go.
And then Barrett, you're on deck.
I think Cal's still tied up right.
I believe so. Yeah, so he's just going to try
to break, break the ropes. Sure, have him roll a strength
Jack at disadvantage the. Check or saving throw.
It would be a check. Check.
OK, so disadvantage 17. That will hit it as Cal is able
to pull his hands and finally break the ropes behind his back.
Literally the first time one of the characters tried to break
free. The rest of the time they've
been just like we can't cast magic.
Oh wait, that's right, it's they were incapacitated.
Let me look at that. I've got.
Two break free I've. Got just siphoned half of my
character's life force so like. Yeah, Franklin's a placing your.
Character right next to Franklin.
That wasn't me. Incapacitated Incapacitated
creature cannot take actions or reactions.
So no, you would not have actually been able to attempt to
break free. That's correct.
So. Incapacitated.
You're basically you're stuck until somebody lets you out.
But there are people untying people right now.
Yep. So you could use your.
You could probably ready your reaction.
They can't take reactions, but you could.
If I'm incapacitated, wouldn't I be just like knocked out?
More early it just means you're like well tied I'm I'm.
What? We're tied up super tight to the
point where we can't move or do anything, is pretty much what
it's flavored as. Oh so OK, so we're just like
awake but like we can't even like struggle.
Against yeah, I think true D&D incapacitated is like knocked.
Out fully. That's what I was thinking.
Flavored for this is we're so tied up that we literally can't
physically move or do anything. OK, gotcha.
And so to Matt's point, you could probably have an action
readied is what you're trying to say.
OK. Or the event that you get free I
would guess. He's going to.
He's going to ready a chromatic orb at Franklin whenever he's
free. Hell yeah.
OK. Then I think it'll shift over to
Barrett. I've been slowly picking off
Hamilton wherever he is. That Dick where he is.
That Dick. Where did he go?
Did I kill his knee on top of the pile of corpses?
Once here. Oh yeah, he's really hard to
see. I forgot.
I remember him being really, really close and he hates me
because I've been picking him off, but he was slowly picking
me off too, so like that didn't help.
I am going to continue to shoot a motherfucker because I can so.
Let's can you pull up his sheet? Oh shit, that I didn't want
that. I said to roll for it,
motherfucker. Pull up his sheet.
Flint fuck, can you roll? Why are you just sending that
roll it roll? It see that you're trying to
shoot him. I'm trying to shoot.
Him with the heavy crossbow. It's my gun.
Yeah, I thought we based them off heavy crossbows.
Yeah, yeah, he did 1818. Nice.
Does that hit him? Probably does, can't be that
powerful, can he? Armor I.
Don't know man, he's like killing all of us.
Yay. I think we what we flavored it
to be two D 10. It's one additional damage die.
OK. Yeah.
So. I wanted to say he was pretty
fairly hurt too. Yeah, he was.
He was like close to dead. Yeah, he was not doing well.
I think he said essentially he wouldn't last another round of
me picking him off. I I.
I would guess so because I that's what I was looking at too
from my memory because I just went over to his character sheet
and he must have he. Was yeah, I like I did a yeah Oh
yeah, because we killed him and. Euphrates me for Esky punched
him in the Dick, yeah. We killed that motherfucker.
Me. Again, it was me.
I did it. I did it with with fucking RARL.
One day, the royal person, I'm going to, I'm going to.
Kill him again now so. I remembered this is weird that
my memory remembers but I remember 22 was what he had left
because. I was OK.
Well, he's now taking 18. Very close, you have a second
shot. And I have a second shot.
Take it down. Take the shot.
I that's not going to hit, fuck fuck.
Oh wait, I had him Hunter's. Marked.
I don't know what that means. You can advantage it damage if.
You five more damage. Oh.
For the. Brick one Oh yeah, put them down
all the. Money you need.
Yes. He will fall unconscious.
Want to go ahead? How?
How do you do that as he falls unconscious?
I need to imagine what my Hunter's mark would do then,
because it's kind of technically my Hunter's mark damage that's
damaging him. I mean, I feel like it would be
just he's like profusely bleeding standing on this body,
this body pile. I was going to say pile of
bodies, and then I said it the other way around.
Mostly children, yeah. And he's like, we're essentially
both staring each other down, shooting each other.
That's literally how it's been for the past like 5 rounds.
Brutally murdered his kind of wife.
I don't I don't know. I'm sure he murdered Jess.
And I would imagine just I take a deep breath like this is last
one. It's small that matters.
Take the shot and hit him like right in the center of the
stomach. And then like ethereal dark
purple vines sprout from it and that's the Hunter's mark and it
hits him more. I don't know.
That's my occupation. Digs into a splash.
Yeah. Like shoots.
Right digs into like the rest of his flesh and takes over his
body. Hell yeah.
Taking over his body, sinking roots down into the corpse pile
as Flint becomes a tree. Oh hell yeah.
Or he's in the process of becoming a tree as he's
technically unconscious. The.
Decomposition will help the tree to flourish.
Yeah, three death saves to make. Three death saves to make and
I'll guess they'll make them up. Yeah, unless you unless somebody
hits them. So that was one character.
How about you have another character?
To do stuff. Yeah, because one character is
still tied up and then Phelan is being a Dick to Justin and oh, I
know that she's used hold person and a fireball.
What will she do? Terrible things.
Kind of forgot about her. Yeah, she will do terrible
things. Who's that all the way over
there? That's me.
Hi, Josh. You can't see me.
I'm behind trees and a building. I don't need to see you.
And stuff. I see you, You don't see me.
I remember you being pretty fucked up right?
OK, I'll use just first level but magic missile.
You need to have line of sight for that, don't you?
Nope. Nope.
Oh, no. Yes, you do.
Yeah, you do. Yeah.
What? I was going to say I learned
more recently you can fuck people's days over that cast
spells just by making them blind.
Yeah, that's true. That's true.
It's almost, I feel like almost every spell you need to have
some sort of visual. Most of them you do.
There's some that you don't. I thought Magic Missile was one
of those. That was the exception.
Yeah, there are a couple that you don't, but yeah, vision is
like huge. It's usually the the area effect
ones that you don't. Yeah, yeah.
The area effect ones are the ones 'cause you just be like
there over there. Yeah, creature of your choice
you can see within range no one gets in the.
Way try again. Yeah, yeah.
Trees, yeah. Nature protect me.
I will use one of her new fancy little little 4th level spells
to cast Storm Sphere. OK, Phelan doesn't want to be
connected you bitch. OK, it doesn't want me to use
multiple characters and that's rude.
Essentially a 20 foot radius sphere of whirling air springs
into existence centered on a point that I choose which will
center right. I think most of the the non
allies will be over in this area.
Pinging I think here. You guys see the little lake
green, out green and red outlines?
I see them for my own characters, I don't see them for
anyone else. OK.
Green and red outlines I gave, I gave each of your tokens, at
least for me, like a little Halo of like which team they were.
On if they're on, if they're on the good side or the bad side.
OK I see it for my 3 characters and this character here who I
don't know who that is. I did find fun fact wise where.
Did this one. This one is Vamira.
Where did the turn order go there?
It goes if you hover over the turn order and the person there.
It highlights the person, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Fun fact, but that doesn't really help you only because of
the fact that doesn't give you names as well.
Mm hmm. But I'm pretty sure.
Which one is this one? That's so.
This one is me. This is Brianna.
This is Jessie Barrett. Oh, Jessie, could you, could you
put an X over yourself? Yeah.
Well, isn't she alive as a zombie?
No. Yeah, no, she is.
Oh, not anymore. Hamilton's dumb.
Yeah, so also with that, Jessie's body lops onto the
ground, because I'm pretty sure it was just a bunch of blood
holding up her limbs. Yep.
As she splatters down the steps. I drip right here.
Which one? Yeah.
Yeah, that's a drill. No.
This. That's Ash.
That's ash. This is this is a drill over
here. Oh, I forgot about the fucking.
There. Because he's that's Ash and
that's Cat the chicken, who both are on the bad side, right?
No. Cats.
Good. No cats on the bad side.
Oh. Cat decided to switch.
I got you. Well, no, that's.
The motherfucker that I'm holding.
Because Cat is on in Allelopolis.
Yeah, but Kat hates Jesse, right?
So now that Jesse. 'S dead.
No, If I cast this I lose my whole personal.
Can of worm for the Kat? Like does he?
Does he agree with Franklin's? Franklin, Yeah.
Course of action, and that's a good question.
She's on dock. You had cast that storm thing.
I'm actually not going to because that would lose my whole
person and that's working pretty fucking good for me right now,
so. Got it.
I will just do a lovely little third level fireball over into
the same area that I was planning to to hit myself and to
hit Bree. Is that Bree or I don't even
know anymore? Bree's here.
Yeah, to hit me and Bree because I'm mean to myself like that.
She Phelan doesn't like me anyway, so that is a Dexterity
saving throw. Deck save for myself.
Jess, come back. You're next.
So we need to drop that. 12. That thought.
Saving saving throw. You fail and so you will take
Oh. My God, Fireball.
Oh God. Oh, it's fireball, No.
And it's a third level, you take 25 damage.
And the only way that I personally will survive this is
if I succeed. So let's better hope I do.
That was on the low end of damage too, apparently.
Yeah, and I didn't, so I'm down. Oh.
My God. Phelan is a fucking menace to
society. Do you need to roll for the
trees? There's a.
Or are they also on fire? The trees.
Are on fire. Do you roll for the?
Trees, I mean, wherever the fireball hit, the trees are on
fire. We need to.
We need. The radius.
On this. It's AI think it's a 20 foot
radius. Let me double check it.
Hold on. I got it.
Yeah, 20 foot radius sphere. It's a big fucking spell.
Sure is, yes. They've gotten to experience
this kind of craziness yet she's so excited.
Oh, Wild Magic or DC will be out of four.
She rolled A5, no wild magic surge.
We are all good Where? Were you placing this?
Over. Yeah, pretty much there.
OK. What does it go up to now
though? Oh, it's at.
It's at A5 now. Oh, it's at a four now.
OK. She hasn't done like that much,
she's casted like 4 spells so her D CS out of four.
She's been holding hold person and it's been really funny.
So, Barrett, you, you. Were down Well, I killed
Hamilton and then killed myself That sounds about right I'm.
Going to do red instead because you need to take your death
saves. Well, Jess is fully dead.
Dead. Currently.
Oh, I see. Yeah, 'cause Jess got 7 more
damage than total hit points left in her body.
Yeah, it was. That was.
Awesome. And then Brianna, you're still
up. I am still up.
OK, Jess's corpse is now on fire as a lot of the blood and guts
and stuff on the ground are sizzling.
More of it was splattered outward as well, so.
The fire burned a mix of white and red.
Because it's Phales of Magic. Hell yeah, Phelan laughs out
loud. Yes.
I think that will then be your turn with Jess up when she gets
back in a second and then Olivia you will be on deck.
So take consideration of what you want to do with what's
happening. Wise words.
Consider this, this is not reality #3 for sure.
Reality three went pretty well. I mean, there are multiple views
still alive. Yeah, I was going to say
considering. Basically, I'm not dead dead
yet, so we're just bleeding out on the ground.
So far you guys have all rolled Victor like successes on the
other three. I was going to say, considering
the course of the other ones, we've all made it farther than
most of the other time, so. Always the optimist.
Indubitably. Man, I just wasn't expecting so
many deaths. That was awesome.
I was absurd. I felt like six was a pretty
low. On my amazing time as Zanora
beating this crap out of which one was it?
Was it Frederick that neurithmic?
Oh yeah. I could.
I just want to brag. I could have done that at
Zanora's current level. He didn't do that much damage to
me and I didn't use that many key points.
Yeah, you've got like spike damage, right?
Yeah, I, I spent a Zanora was I think level 6 technically, but I
got to level up to what he was, which I think was like 11.
And at level 6 I had like 45 hit points and six key points.
I used five key points and he only did 38 damage.
Damn, yeah. It'll be it'll be interesting to
see how some of the other fights come proceed cause it's going to
be wild. Some characters are just wildly
optimized. I mean it was no weapons beat
the shit out of each other. That's literally built for a
monk. Yeah, right, if he was allowed
like an actual weapon. Oh yeah, that would have been a
different issue. Because he's a, he was a fighter
paladin or something, right? I think so, and it helps because
everyone else's, like every other class's unarmed strike is
a set amount of damage, but for monks you get to roll for it.
That's right. Jesse.
Jesse.
It's your turn. You can.
Always hold her, turn, come back to her.
Yeah, we could. I believe it's just Cat.
Yeah. Yeah, Well and Ash.
No Ash. Ash and Kat are both there.
Yep, just just Jessie herself is dead so I think that would be
Olivia up next though. OK, so I'm sorry, can any so so
the character that is me has been hiding.
I've been like not getting into this.
Let's stay in the woods and see what happens.
And now all the woods are on fire.
Into the up to the van and such as as a free action as it as it
were, I would I would be saying I I would be gesturing as a
communication towards you towards the van.
But let's go. I've gotten I've and saying I've
got a plan. Yeah.
Character interaction for free for for for sure.
But. Do what you will get that
information. Yeah, I'd probably go to the
van. So I'm gonna I can move 30.
You guys just get in and drive to the nearest God.
What was the restaurant? White Castle, not White Castle.
Yeah, we had White Castle already.
We're gonna go to Taco Bell. Taco Bell.
Yeah. This was the.
Plan. Yeah, this is supposed to just
distract everybody so we can go to Taco Bell.
All right, so I remember that Mame was incapacitated, but now
they're not any longer in. Can you or me?
Me. So Mame was kind of like staring
disapprovingly behind Franklin's shoulder cause Franklin was
hurting Meime. So Meime is no longer
incapacitated. I forget how this happened.
Yeah. United by Voimira, I believe,
because Voimira is back. There, he's been actively
untying. Yeah.
Oh Rick, they tried to attack the bomb.
You mundane attacked the bomb, Yeah.
Yeah, wait, that was. From my father was untying
people. Yeah.
I think so. Yeah.
That sounds right. What?
Yeah, I've been sneakily untying people because nobody saw me and
then I was able to free. I believe it was me.
May. Yep.
Nice SO. Who needs HP?
Well, we've currently got. Down.
I'm. On the ground, dying, dying.
One's dead. I'm dying up here.
And Jesse's dead. Here and Jesse is dead down
here. What is your?
What is your passive insight before you decide what you do
not? Passive insight.
Yeah. Should be listed next to your
passive perception. Just under your saving throws.
A passive Wisdom. Inside, yeah.
It would be, I'm sorry, I say 20, it's 20. 20 so with a
passive inside of 20 when you hit the bomb or attempted to you
would you would glean from the way that like the attack was
like glanced off and kind of an arcane shield or so to speak.
Not an arcane shield, it was just you in you basically
insight that a mundane weapon like the one you have would not
be able to do anything against it, but a non mundane item
might, IE magical. My fist count as magic.
I can punch ghosts. Punch ghosts, all right?
I mean, they're so. I have a man.
Literally everywhere around you right now being sucked in.
That's true. I.
Have mask here wounds but I can only cast it up to 60 feet away
5/10/15. Cure one should be huge.
I don't think I can get to you. You also need to.
Bear it. Someone I believe for cure
wounds and you have movement. Thing where it also works.
Not so. Mass Cure Wounds is different.
It's a wave of healing energy, Yeah.
Yeah, that's true. You don't have to be able to
see. Yeah, I'm gonna wait on that
though. I'm dying.
I prove vivify, it's fine, I got you.
Instead I am casting divination. What does that do?
I can ask a single question concerning a specific goal,
event or activity to occur within seven days.
Fuck yeah. Of the D of the.
Current DM right? You offer a truthful, truthful
reply. I will give you a truthful
reply. Eye opens and my face shines
down from the storm. Hey, what's up?
Look down at Franklin. Hey I forget, is the bomb like
on a countdown timer or is it just like if nobody touches it
it will never go off? I will get you.
Is that the question? No.
I would I would direct you guys to zoom out.
And. Look at the bottom right hand
side of the screen. Bottom right hand side of the
screen. 11. There's a big #1.
Oh my God, that's. Countdown that's been going down
every turn. Oh.
Shit. Oh wait, the bomb.
Bombs going to go off something. Hey, not not to the G, not to
the DM, but to the party. Hey guys, Are we more concerned
about Franklin or the? Bomb the bomb bomb.
OK. Well, how?
Well, I did have a singular plan for that as well.
It would have. Can you execute it in this
round? No, because I believe I'm at the
top of the round or the the bottom of this round.
Bottom of the round? But you made it to the car from
the last time. I remember one second, though,
I'm recalibrating in my it's the that's just an ambiguous
countdown. It might be the bomb.
It might be something else. It's just a big, big red
clicking countdown with the with the van on Olivia driving it.
And I warned you of this, right? How far is its movement from
current point A to point B? Is it 1?
So if you're slamming the gas, we can do the math.
You do 60 miles an hour divided by 1.
So one mile per minute. So one mile is 5000.
How many feet? A lot?
5280 or something? 5 to 80 / 10 so you have a
movement speed if you floor it of 500 feet in a turn and
that'll get you to 60 miles an hour Yeah, so are you are
there's a lot of other questions inside of that, but I will I
hope I'll accept that as a response for current and go
with. So we're gonna go here.
We gotta go at least to there. So that's 95 plus get out of
here. Plus I would say you're probably
the car is probably about 105 + 95 two. 102. 100 can't.
I can't. Do math 202 hundred feet in in
the direction because look, we could not drive this way.
Those are like basically bollards.
They're their their planters the size enough that to stop a car
this way we can drive over here. I don't see bollards or whatever
the heck they would be in this very general vicinity, but we
could get to this ramp and just gun it straight down.
Now you can go faster than 60 but it will there there will be
a like a vehicle handling check based on how fucking fast you
plan on going. So it is this this is not a
guarantee by any sort or stretch of the imagination.
But 18 Take a big puff of the cigar before I lay out the plan
I guess of texting it to people. I was originally planning on
taking out Flint, but with Flint gone, the bomb being the next
biggest threat, I would point the pen as we're going by
towards Franklin to get Matt here to deal with Franklin.
That would he would potentially already trigger the bomb, right.
But my idea with the bomb is if we get to it in enough time as
it comes to my turn with since Olivia's gonna be driving the
car so that Olivia's driving the van gonna get it get me where I
need to go. That's that was the whole plan
there. And once I'm there, I can take
the bomb with my movement speed at in a dash, dash action into
the pocket rocket and blow the pocket rocket up.
You tell, I mean you, you tell this plan to Olivia.
I will say Jess is back, right? No, bear it.
Wait, Jess. Oh, Jess.
I see. OK.
So we we had tentatively skipped past your turn, but I wanted to
give you the option since Olivia also did not ask her question
unless Olivia your question is ready and that's what you plan
on doing regardless. I mean, I can wait.
OK. Jess, let's go back to you then.
Thought that we did drop on on you when you weren't here and we
didn't realize was that now that Jess is dead, is Kat on the good
side? That's good question for.
Kat I was actually thinking about that too, because I'm like
his his main goal isn't world destruction.
He just really hated me because, you know, he wanted his parents.
Yeah, so like, does he, does he, does he agree with what
Franklin's doing? Still, you don't have to answer
me. You could just play your turn
out and we'll we'll interpret what that means.
But right, just something to think on, but it will be your
turn. Just yeah, I fireballed myself
and Bree, and then I killed myself.
So that's fun. Oh.
You killed yourself. I'm down and having to roll
death saves right now. Phelan.
Phelan did that. She wanted revenge for not being
able to beat the shit out of me at Eurythmic.
Oh. Jess, your body splattered down
to the ground when Flint went unconscious as you had been
animated as a blood puppet. Then with the fireball you were
further scattered across the the steps.
And yeah, on your turn, Jess, you experienced the afterlife.
It's terrible. You're screaming a lot, you're
packed in with a bunch of other souls in what feels like a tiny
box and everyone is in pain and all you feel is agony as you
feel your life force and your memories being pulled from you
as you are being turned into a battery.
I don't have any recourse or action.
I mean you are currently dead. Go ahead and make a constitution
save to attempt to hold against this pole.
DC-10 for this turn you managed to gather yourself, you remember
the face of your loved ones and you retain your sense of self
while dead. Then it will be still your turn.
Now on to Ash. Right.
That's your other game there can.
Can ash? I mean whichever one you want to
do. Still alive?
I would say Ash would probably go first because that's just the
order they're open in my tabs on my window.
Who's right here? That is.
Brianna. And she's still alive.
Yes, I am. And then you see Justin.
Being. Held in place here.
Wait you out there? This is Justin.
Yeah, he's being held in place. OK, well then yeah, she's
obviously going to turn towards the easy target.
And I'm just going to. Throw a dagger.
You could run up and. Stab him and have advantage.
Oh, I could. That's what she's going to do.
You're gonna run up and just stab.
Like being evil, it's fun. Isn't it roll please?
You have to like right click on the fucking thing for to be able
to tell it to roll. It's being a bitch.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that that many times.
No, that's what happened with my fucking like storm, wind and
fireball and everything. It's just a bitch.
Oh, I did. Oh, well, wait, I get advantage.
Yeah, advantage. It counts as paralyzed, so it's
incapacitated and automatically fails attacks.
You have advantage, and anything that hits the creature is a
critical hit. Any attack that.
Hit is a critical if you're within 5 feet.
That's why I was suggesting that, but God damn you rolled A3
and A4. Yeah, and so and I have a + 4,
so it's an 8 and A7. Nope.
Oh no. How do you describe that mess?
In her excitement, I would she would see him standing there not
moving and she would just run up on him and just pull a dagger
out and go to like stab him and completely miss and just kind of
like stumble a few steps past him.
Like. How did I miss?
She's just standing there. Done.
I'm gonna say his eyes. Yeah, he's.
Like he's like boring holes into your eye.
Like don't do it. I do have two weapons, Bammy.
So. Hell yeah, I'd like to turn and
just make that again. Round two add advantage. 13. 13.
Is that the total? Yeah.
Miss. Dammit, 809 Jesus Christ.
Huge turn for the good guys. Again, just turns to slash and
completely misses and is now just flabbergasted standing
there just cursing like motherfucker, you're holding
still. What?
The fuck? And as now it would be Cat's
turn, he is standing there on the battlefield and he is
looking around. I can give you a little
description if you want. Well, I know there's the dead
bodies and our. Pile of children.
A pile of children so cool dying and laying on.
It's better every time you say it.
It's a birthday party. Blame the fact that this balloon
house was here when I went to go use Google Maps.
They were having a good time. They were.
Franklin never had a birthday party.
Yeah, you see, there's there's fire all here in the trees,
blood covering the ground, splattered across the stairs to
the right. You can see ash just whiffing it
against Justin. Seems like several people are
running, actively running away, back up to the further north
behind you. You can.
You're not really looking that way.
But Hugh, I guess if you're looking around, you hear and see
Flint, his body joining those on the pile.
Pomora still has like a crazy fucking stealth, so you don't
see shit. You see me, me or Mame standing
next to Franklin and Franklin looking hella demonic sucking
the life out of a cow as his eyes are like perfectly black
and on his shoulder small like you know dog sized Dyer Cricket
is still whispering into his ear a.
Dog sized Dyer Cricket. How big is Franklin?
He's like 4 1/2 feet tall and there's a so like, think of like
a Chihuahua size, like a like a Chihuahua one.
I'm thinking like Rottweiler. Parrot some something like a cat
says something that could comfortably sit on the your
shoulder. OK, OK.
Great day above you, You see the you are in the center of this
swirling cyclone of hurricane of souls that's getting sucked into
this floating magical machine. That's that's the scene that Cat
sees as her bloodlust against Jess finally abates.
What? How much is Cat aware of the
magic bomb that is sucking in souls right now?
Like what it's doing, what the plan was.
Yeah, like Cat knows the problem, knows the plan.
Did Cat also know that? Like how it was being powered
and anything about it. So.
Cat. Would not know too much about
the bomb as you were, as you said, mostly intent on killing
Jess and not with what Franklin has been up to.
Your role mostly has been because you are a teleportation
specialist. You helped set up the the
teleport to here. OK.
Which means you would have been in slight proximity because you
would have been in the room for all those paperwork.
All that paperwork was So go ahead and roll me an
investigation in an Arcana check for a retcon of how nosy was
Cat. Six on the investigation, 31 on
the Arcana. OK.
So investigation, it didn't take a whole lot to see what was
going on in the room. You would not have picked up on
what the vile Book of Darkness was with that.
But with the 31 Arcana, you would have understood that the
the small bomb that was in the in that room acted acts
basically like a Pokeball but for people, the old people's
souls, but also as a battery to charge something up.
You would know that there was a dark ritual involving some sort
of transformation that the larger bomb would be a part of.
You would know that the bomb itself needs to take like died.
It basically needs to digest the souls to turn it into power.
So Cat would know there is a small chance of reviving Jess by
somehow damaging the bomb theoretically with that high of
A roll. Damaging the bomb would release
the souls. Right.
You would also know that Jess's soul would have sucked.
Gotten sucked right in. Yeah, in Kat's mind, it'd be
great that Jess got sucked in there.
That's exactly what he wanted. So.
But you're also aware that Captain Mime would probably as
do today. Mm.
Hmm. Yeah, Captain Mimi has a dune in
the bottle in their bag, right? More than I believe, so trying.
To get that ship little piracy. So I kind of had like an initial
plan of what I wanted to do and now I am like double thinking
that. Do you want a minute?
We could shift back to Olivia if you need a second.
Yeah, give me just a second. I need to Google a couple
things. OK.
Olivia, it's back to you. What's up?
You saw what you just saw, Ash.
Totally. Whiffed it and cat just kind of
looking back and forth. OK, so I want to ask how to, I
guess I'm more concerned about Franklin's bomb right now.
All right, the bomb goes off, we don't have any more worries.
But if the bomb doesn't go off, like we still have to worry
about Franklin. So I'm going to ask the DM, how
do we neutralize Franklin? Like what is the thing we do
that makes Franklin not a problem anymore?
The skies open up, the clouds pull apart.
You see a vast, dark, inky void with stars as my face slowly
fades into existence and I tap on the glass that is your world.
Hey, Yeah. You have to kill that thing on
his shoulder. It's making him evil.
There's something on his shoulder.
The giant dog or the dog sized cricket that's been whispering?
Into his ear. Earlier in the last session,
Josh had him roll a wisdom save by speaking celestial and for a
second Franklin came to the cricket, didn't sit like pulled
back before like grabbing his ear again and his eyes go dark
and Franklin, you could hear at that time sounding confused,
asked what was going on. Gotcha.
OK, and then I, me in the sky gives you finger guns and a
double thumbs up and fades away. I have another question.
What size is the bomb? How much does this thing weigh?
The one that's floating, it's probably like, I think I had
said it was like double the size of a bowling ball.
OK. I said the one, the one that's
floating. Is there more than one?
Don't know. That's the only one.
The other one, you guys self exploded.
You guys had a hand grenade version that killed Yeah, killed
most of you in round one and then almost killed Jess I think
in this one. Yep.
So that is what you know. OK.
I think that was your action. Yeah.
OK, so Olivia has made an action.
Olivia got into the van. Me May made an action.
What were you going to say? Josh Oh, I was just saying that
was me. May's action is all.
And so you still have Olivia's action, for instance, which now
you're in the van, which has started as Olivia.
Yeah, aren't I driving? You are in the driver's seat is
what I left open for you. That would be.
Used your movement to get there. Yeah.
So it's driving an action. Yes.
Well, what are you trying to do? I figured it was, but I I let's
let's just say that. I just want to ask you Josh's
plan. I mean, I can fire if you'll
allow me. I can't.
So I can use Firebolt and attack something.
I have 120 feet. I think if you want to simply
move you in the vehicle, that's part of the vehicle's movement
speed. If you want to use it to RAM
into someone, then that would be an attack or an action.
Can I use Firebolt from inside of the van?
Fuck yeah, roll down the window, lean out the side.
People do it all the time. OK, 'cause I have 120 foot range
and Franklin is only 105 feet away.
Correct. You would not, however, know
what you what momma just learned.
Just how high up is Franklin? How high is he 'cause we're, I
mean, no, he's. Laid dude, he's so.
He's he's on the ground, right? Oh, OK.
I thought he's on the ground next to these guys.
The bomb is floating about, you know, 5-6 feet in the air.
OK. Because we're at an elevation
difference with the building and like trees in our way, right?
Yeah. Do I not have line of sight,
Franklin? You could hold hold the action
until you do. Yeah.
Just wait until you get in the view if you're drive or driving
up. I don't remember where it was
exactly where your pathing was, but I was looking at the.
We're up here my fingal pain, so it's not pain.
I don't know why I'm not. Oh, we're.
Yep. And I was, I was looking,
looking at going over this way and then getting, getting,
getting them a running start to come straight down this way
basically like the that pathway here.
Yeah, that would work. They'll be, like I said, a
driving check based on how fast you want to go.
But if you're not trying to RAM, then that doesn't matter as
much. No, not trying to RAM.
Well, hear me out here. What if we did?
So this turn, so wait, if, if I still have movement, if, if,
right. So like if driving the vehicle
counts as an action versus the movement that it took me to get
in the vehicle, I can at least drive it.
You know we can get one leg of the driving done, no?
No, no. So driving the vehicle is just
the vehicle's movement speed, right?
Which is different than my movement.
Right, but it works like if you got on a horse in D&D.
You spend 30 feet of movement to get on the horse, then you spend
the horses movement to run away. Oh, OK.
And so how much movement does the van have again?
I was basing it kind of off on how fast you were going.
I 200 was the distance that we needed to get to Franklin.
I think 60 miles an hour would get you 550, so 230 miles an
hour. 30 miles an hour would get you like 250 and would lower.
It lower the driver attack. Well, I think we could.
We could manage getting to 30 obviously in the beginning part
of it, but the other half of it when we're going down the hill
then we're going 60. So split the difference and say
we could probably make. My goodness, I'm bringing
fucking addicts into this. Oh my God, there's already over
here. No no, we're way overthinking
this. We can talk.
Yeah. We need to go from here to here.
I don't think we're going over 45 miles an hour, Josh.
Yeah, no, we could totally go over 60 on this hill here, right
here where I got mine. I don't think this is.
Fucking math. 808090 and 60. I'm just gonna say, unless
you're planning on running into someone, it doesn't right there.
I don't. I don't.
I don't think that's necessarily the plan.
I know you say plan. Hey, leave my leave my girl
alone. We.
Don't. Have a plan?
I'm gonna say we're gonna go between 30 and 45 miles an hour.
We need to go 230 feet. Can I do that this turn?
Perfect. Yeah.
So you could do that this turn you would have to roll a vehicle
handling check which would be Dexterity.
What is that? Say it.
Or a dex track of some. Sort Dexterity.
Say it. On physics major no, it would be
a check. Because you're not reacting
really fast, yeah. Force.
Equals MC squared. We don't have that long to go.
There's already too much math. In this game, really, God damn
it. So with A5 you you begin rolling
down and then you you get to about the part where Josh was
when he tripped down the hill before you also tripped down the
hill. Trip We're in a van.
We're we're in a van. How does the van trip?
No where Josh tripped down the hill when the game started.
When Hannah stamens and shot him in the face.
You're saying before she, Olivia, moves into the van?
Wait, no, I started in the van. This was already successfully
got into. The van, this was her role to
drive the van to where you guys want at an appropriate speed and
it's basically a vehicle handling Jack and she rolled the
five. Yeah.
So do I just get stuck in the mud over here?
Yeah. OK.
Because we're driving, we're driving down the road to this
place and then we're crossing through the grass and then going
back down along like the pavement.
That makes sense, yeah. So I'll say you probably get
stuck like here where like the you bottom the van out because I
assume this is like a OK, I'll make sense.
I don't know if they can move. You can use your action to try
to force it by. You can basically use your
action, try to free yourself and continue forward if you want.
Sure. Do I just roll it's one?
Yes, probably a dex save or another dex if you want or
however you plan on getting it to go further or harder.
You rock back and forth or oh. Well, one better I need to
decide. I just need to go get some
physical dime. Yeah, the those dice are dice.
Jail. The van is stuck.
Sorry. OK so the question I asked of
the deity or the the DM does just me may know that or did
more people than just me may hear that?
That's a good question. I don't know if divination, I
think divination is just for the individual and then they
interpret what the what the deity is said basically, right.
So it would just be you who knows it.
You could obviously shout it out.
As for interpretation, yeah. OK.
So we still have torques, right? Yes, those of you who still have
one. So.
So MIME has one and MIME has one, right?
If so, if they do. Can I open like a single channel
or does it have to just go outside their?
Bed. I'm pretty sure you could do a
single, right? Yeah, you just have to.
It's intent based. Yeah, so I'm going to try to
like, whisper so that Franklin doesn't hear.
It's A to mime. Mime is going to go.
Mom, Mommy, kill the shoulder. Cricket.
Kill it, kill it dead. Can you make me a stealth?
Check a What check? Stealth as you try to whisper.
I mean, a stealth. Oh,
look at that, finally. 2121 You whisper it as quietly as you
can, and you're pretty damn sure nothing probably heard.
So then Mamae is going to pick up on this and use the bejeweled
great acts of justice to specifically target the cricket
on Franklin's shoulder that's making Franklin evil.
Yeah. SEPTA meant to roll, but it
didn't roll. Why aren't you rolling?
Click on the thing to roll it. You have to hit like I'm.
Trying. It's not.
You have to like specially click on the thing and select Just
roll instead of trying to send it yeah.
I had to right click on my stuff and then choose the.
Oh. We.
I know I feel like it might have broke. 23 to hit it definitely
broke. Thanks for that.
So all right, so now damage, damage, seven damage.
Not as much as I wanted, but we hit.
Isn't there more than that? Yeah, it doesn't have special
attributes. It's one D12 + 4 and A + 3 bonus
attack. And a natural 20 is rolled, so
it looks like she's got a bonus to No no I'm.
Just reading here. There's a bunch of other stuff
though. Josh is like I made a more OP
weapon than this. Oh OK, it's it's growing, it's
growing. I forgot.
It's still it's still young and growing but with a 23 and A7
damage. You hear the XXX haft grumble
like it's hungry. Numbing.
He wasn't. Joking when he meant fucking
growing OK? I do get a + 3 bonus to attack.
You hit. It sounded like.
Yeah, 23 to hit. And damage rolls.
Is it with damage? Yeah.
Did that happen to damage? +3 to attack and damage rolls.
Yeah, but did it come through? It did not it It only got the
+4, so it would be 10. So it would be a 10 damage.
OK, so pulling your great acts of justice out, you run up and
take a firm swing at this creature, striking it.
True. You do 10 points of damage to
it, cutting it nearly in half as it appears quite bloodied but
not quite dead. I'm going to have Franklin make
a wisdom saving throw because this creature is was damaged and
he needs to maintain his control.
Or would it be a Comm save for it?
It would be a Comm save for it, yeah.
For con, I think we'd all determined last time.
OK. For concentration stuff.
Yup. Concentration it got.
I'm looking at what its stats are.
All. Right, so it has a +2, so it
needs to get an 8A3. And with that strike, suddenly
Franklin's eyes clear for the first time fully in quite a long
time, as he looks around in fright and terror at the sky
itself. He falls to the ground, thinking
it's going to fall on him. And he looks around.
He says what's? Going.
On. Hey, no, wait, if he's crying,
Phelan's running over to go hug him.
Oh, the poor baby. As as the the timer has now been
delayed. Oh shit.
Oh, not the timer has been delayed.
We. All know that though?
Or is it just like who can see the bomb?
You guys wouldn't know? I mean your characters don't
know about the timer. OK.
But I mean you guys heard that was a a huge hit to to the plan.
Is there anything else you would like to do?
Me, man, Momma, Olivia. I think that's all I can do.
But I've also succeeded, right? We drove the van, we might have
gotten the van stuck, got got answers to questions, which is
fine. And you know, mortally wounded
the cricket. So I'm good.
That's it. Thank.
You, Jess, back to Kat. At this point Kat is going to
use far step to get can he stand on top of this bomb thing?
Yes, it's kind of sucking souls into it, but you could
definitely stand on it. Feels kind of weird, little
chilly, like standing in a swift 5th breeze pulling down.
Oh. He is going to far step to
standing right on top of the bomb and he's going to attempt
to put can he attempt to put the bomb into his bag of holding?
He probably could. It's a 3 foot opening.
It's small enough to fit in. You would have to kind of like
it's being suspended. So you would have to like, you
know, pull it over the top. Yeah, he that's, that's exactly
what he would do. He would just kind of pull the
bag open. I'm imagining him at pulling him
up, pulling it open with his two feet and kind of flapping to
keep himself above it and he just stretches it down over the
ball. Oh yeah, make me a slate of hand
check to do this as the winds buff at you as you float just
above this maelstrom. Well, those ones roll just fine
still. Light of hand, very nice.
And like that you you slip a bag of holding over the bomb itself,
cinching it closed, the bomb no longer visible.
The sky immediately begins to start to clear as you hold the
bomb or the bag. I mean, I think you've just got
a bomb and a bag now. If you ever open this, really
terrible shit's going to happen. I have a bomb and a bag.
And just like that, the storm begins to quiet down.
You do hear roaring off in the background and gunfire RPGs and
rockets. What?
You. Guys, the Giant.
Skeleton colossus that Franklin has is still out there.
Oh, I forgot. About and it was described at
the start of the session. It's terrorizing downtown
Columbus right now. I.
Forgot. Oh shit.
But just like that, no, I mean no, you would hear all of the
commotion still as now the the storm, the source of the storm
stops and after, you know, 30 seconds or so the IT completely
abates. You have consigned Jess to death
by doing this. Which is what Cat wants.
Yep, as well as. In it to kill everyone but very
much her. As well as everyone else that
got sucked in. Combat is still going because
the cricket still exists. But that was a huge turn.
I was just about to ask about that, but thank you.
So if Cat were to destroy the bag.
Oh God, that'll like 'cause a black hole like that's a.
Whole you don't fuck around and find out, that's what I'll say.
Also, if you were to destroy a bag of holding, all of the
contents within it comes out. I thought all that contents got
scattered into the astral plane. That's only if you put another
put it inside another bag of holding.
Yeah. Which the astral plane I assume
would be the infinite sea. Yep.
And. Then you're just setting off a a
soul nuke in the infinite sea. Yeah, I was like, what does that
do? Don't know?
Fuck around to find out. Do it.
Maybe. But I think that'll be
everything from Kat then. Yep, Kat's now just on the
ground. And it's now on to.
It's now on to Franklin as well as Matt first.
Matt will go first. He is still somewhere in DC.
The camera will cut over and you see him and Johnny climbing a
ladder before Johnny suddenly screams and disappears into an
electronic void as I've described before.
As I look down after him, breathe in deeply.
OK, holy fuck. He just stopped existing,
confirmed simulation theory. Fuck.
Continues climbing, gets to the top of what appears to be a
railroad track of some sort before setting sticking an item
to the top of the wall as he takes out his phone and texts
Josh. Secret weapon ready whenever you
want. Or text the group really.
It will shift back now to the fight where I think that should
I roll initiative between Franklin and the cricket, I
mean, because it'll try to take control.
I would say that, hey, it's a last minute scramble.
Yeah, it would it. It's probably good to base it
off of. That for both of them and then
like whichever one is higher is the one that gets to go first,
so. That or a dex mod based.
What do you guys? Think.
I think the dex is a backup, so you gotta you you should roll
the initiative first. Yeah, roll the initiative.
If they get the same number then it's based off of the dex mod.
Got it. Let me pull up Frankie.
I know he's got A + 0 so he'll go first and the other has A + 4
so A7 versus an 8 + 4. So the cricket will go 1st and
it will attempt to infest Franklin once again causing him
to make ADC 14 con save which I don't think he is excellent
with. Here's a plus. 5I rolled a Batty
20 for a 20. 5. As Franklin shakes his head
vigorously and plugs his ears and says no.
No, no, I don't want it anymore. I.
Don't want to kill people anymore.
And then it will be Franklin's turn.
Franklin takes out for the first time his warhammer and makes an
attack. If that's OK with you guys.
Fuck, can't do it. Do it.
Rock that bitch. Go you guys.
I'll roll this D20 and I believe the armour class is 14 and
Franklin has a + 2 two or no plus +6 to hit to +68.
He whiffs it and he drops his hammer as his body is too weak.
Dang. He stands up using half his
movement speed and attempts to run away from the creature who
will provoke an opportunity attack and it will swipe at him
with a bite with a + 6 to hit 16 will miss as Franklin put space
between him and the great evil. No.
And then it will go next to Brianna.
All right, Well, Myra is going to try to untie Cal.
Go ahead and make me a sleight of hand all.
Righty for. The 20 you expertly free Cal.
Hooray. All right, He's free.
That's my action, correct? Yep.
All right. Man, that really came out on
top. So I'm going to the cricket is
still there. Yeah, the cricket is still there
on the ground. How?
Well, is the cricket moving by? The way where?
Where is the cricket? I don't have a thing for him.
Let me grab one. Because I think what I'm going
to do as a bonus action is hex for the cricket, yeah.
This is a cricket. It's also Frank.
OK. Cricket.
Yeah, so I'm going to hex him. You hex the the cricket.
The cricket looks bloodied from the last attack.
It has a huge deep gouge carved into it from a blood or from an
axe. OK, yes, I just hexed them and
then next time I hit them it'll deal some more damage.
Nice. So I'll do that.
So it's action, bonus action and then I believe I very.
Yeah, what do I want to do? Oh fuck.
Who are you seducing? Guess I'll move over here.
Also, since Cal is free, he was holding the chromatic orb.
Oh right, so he launches it at Franklin because he runs away
crying. So would Cal be able to since he
saw that like would he like or is it like because it was
predetermined? Like can he can he shift the
intended target since you would realize that the cricket was
behind it all or no? I don't think you can for the
rules, no. It'd be D Graham D miss
discretion if you wanted to have a roll off, but in general, if
you're holding an action, if that, that's fine.
I. Was just asking.
Comes to fruition based upon what you're you set it out to
be. Then that happens because it's
it's an attack role, right? Yeah.
So if he if he realizes and he has a high enough, what's his
passive insight? His passive for Cal is Passive
Insight 12. 12. So with a 12, he could
definitely see that things have changed.
So I will give him you can impose disadvantage on yourself,
OK. So then he's going to do the
chromatic gore about the cricket.
OK, Franklin has an AC of 19. Oh, he means like, Yeah.
You got it. Well, she was aiming at
Franklin, not the cricket, right?
Yeah, I'd I'd heard her say cricket.
That's why I was going to say that you meant that he's that
Callus is going to attack Franklin.
Yeah, this is basically him. Oh, his passive insight didn't
pick up on it. It picked up on that like it was
a different, like something changed, but it's still a split
second reaction, right? So imposing disadvantage is him
attempting to basically just. Redirect.
Oh, I gotcha. OK, OK, OK, OK, gotcha.
Gotcha. So chromatic or.
So you want to fail? Yeah, you're trying to fail.
Pretty much. You also hear in the distance a
loud stomping sound, RP GS and helicopters approaching.
Uh oh. Yay.
See, What would Cal use? Fuck.
Let's just do Thunder damage. I guess you would do Thunder.
I guess. I don't know, 21.
So that's the 1st and then we'll do it again.
Disadvantaged sex, Yeah. Critical failure.
More like a critical success as Cal in the last blitz second
redirects his hand and his spell away from Franklin, who now lays
front. Run has run, crying from the
scene as the chromatic orb spins off, shoots off into the
distance across the river. He did a full 180, and as it
passes by the giant tower on the other side, you see it.
The top of it shakes as around the corner the giant skeletal
colossus looks at you. Oh shit.
OK, so idrel. I forgot about Hayden.
I know I always forget about him.
He hates cities so he's probably still going to try to like.
Burn it all down. Well, like basically his he's,
yeah, he's fighting for the, he's fighting for nature.
Yeah. So I guess, I don't know, he's
been like. But he tried to put this fire
out. That's over here.
Yeah, but it man, really, It's not like he's water.
I don't know. I actually don't.
Remember what? He's.
He's got a bow and arrow. He's a He's a Ranger.
I shall fight the fire with my arrows.
Yeah. Right of wood, shut up.
He was kind of like the biggest bad lately.
Right now the only probably the things that you see.
Are me me? It was definitely me, me.
Yeah, me, Me. What?
Yep. 'Cause she she she released
Franklin. Oh, in terms of like on the evil
side, So Kat, Kat has the bomb, right?
That's that's goal #1 Kat has the bomb.
Oh. So he would want the bomb out of
the bag. Right, that would be, that would
be his like most obvious course to success.
Yeah, laugh to him. OK, so where did cat go?
I am the icon. That's the bomb right now.
Yeah, she is the. Bomb, OH.
OK, I am the bomb. So you just need to get the
thing and flip it inside out all.
Right then he is oh, I was just. You say run wrong thing to me
and I'm just going to implode. Right eye twitching.
I was just going to try to kill cat, but maybe running and
pulling it from you is. Better.
Well, I mean, do you do what you're going to do?
I'm just saying, you know, the bomb being out is the end game
goal. So I've got 35 movement, it'll
get me. I could dash, but then I
wouldn't have an action. As well as Ijirul is from
Alalopolis, the good campaign. But I think we said he joined
Franklin for the destruction of the city.
Yeah, because of his past, which was that cities had destroyed
his forest home and so forth. But I could be wrong.
That yeah, that is what we had kind of discussed because I was
wasn't sure what he was going to do.
And then you reminded me of his back story.
Yep. Yeah, and you came to this place
which is like a giant. Yeah.
So he would. He would, yes.
Yeah, so he would probably basically run towards yeah,
yeah, he's just going to run up to Kat and be like in her face.
So it'll be it'll be a move and a dash.
So it'll take my action. Unfortunately got.
It. That's fine.
Anything with your bonus or reaction, not bone reaction.
I don't really. I'm going to Hunter's Mark Cat
just so if she runs somewhere I know where to find her.
Perfect. Any of your other characters you
need to get go yet? Just myself, what am I going to
do? Everything's burning around you.
Magical fire, you see. Jess's.
Body splattered in front of you on the ground, sizzling in a
slight ringing in your head from the chicken wacker that smacked
you. Oh I forgot I'm like out of
spells too. Oh, I forgot I had counterspell.
Oops. That would have been helpful.
I'm going to grab the corpse and dimension door.
Of Jess. Yeah.
OK, you pick up. All this is.
A handful of sludge and. Is she like completely
disintegrated? I think they said the only thing
that was left really intact was my hand, which was flipping the
bird to Flint. Oh, I cut the ball in that case.
Grab her hand the dimension door away.
Well, actually what I'm going to do, I'm actually not going to
dimension. I'm just going to run, I think,
Hold on, what's supposed to. And Josh, you'll be on deck.
All right, I'm going to run out of the fire, so you can't stop
10/15/20 move up here. I'm going to Magic Missile.
Nope. I don't want more Magic Missile
ash at third level, so it'll be three.
So it'll be 4. So it'll be 5 darts total.
Nice. Oh, this thing never works the
way I want it to. OK, so that's one,
two. Ridiculous. 345 S 3 + 2 is
591216 Yeah, 16 damage. Ash takes 16 force damage as
magic missiles pop out of Brianna.
She runs forward, picking up Jesse's hand as if reaction.
Yeah, and immediately, once I'm out of fire, immediately drop it
again. It will.
It will it. Will.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much. It drops still flicking every.
Long. It's just like trying to be
good, trying to be nice like, but I don't want to touch it.
Right. Nice, anything else for you
then? Nope, that's it.
Flint will make his death save. I don't think he fails.
Are you? Oh you did it there, I just did
AD 20. I know he has a plus con save,
but there's no way he has a + 7 unless he does.
But I don't think he's a common character.
Constitution plus one. Yeah.
So he fails his death save. And then Josh, you are up as you
I guess, are still in the van. I'm in the van.
You see from where you are through the trees, not a ton,
but you do see the giant skeleton colossus from a
different slight angle as it approaches shrubs, its hand into
the giant tower across the street, pulls out a wad of
people and munches on them like he's in a candy and a baby in a
candy aisle. That's how the frame goes,
saying goes. Yeah.
So I zoomed out really far. So we're here, ish.
But my the van is actually like here ish.
Do you see where my pings are? The van is about here.
Yeah, I was. I was looking at the other
perspectives you got going on there.
Oh, OK. So ping again, the van's about
here ish. Somewhere that's cracked.
Where is the giant colossus? Not there on the other side of
the river. OK, that's safe.
Totally. Fine.
I mean, it looks like I could just walk across the river, but
I'm just I'm just gauging some other things that are going that
I was. Yeah, exactly.
And from here, definitely not. Oh, yeah.
Get the group text from me, just so you're aware.
Yes, yes, thank you. I will thigh dramatically and
get out of. The where's?
Phelan. Nowhere.
You don't see her. She's not here.
No. Leave her.
Alone. Fuck.
Are you like invisible or something?
No, you can absolutely see me. I'm literally right in the
front. Oh God damn I.
Don't want you to take away my fun.
I know I just, I just realized what I actually would have done,
but I've already done what I did, so I know that's why I was
like. Fuck.
Where is she? Feelings just like twiddling
your fingers acting super. Be forever.
Held you do. Not escape my hold.
So. Actually, what I would do from
this particular distance, getting to that point, I'm
jumping out of the van at the at the spinning of the wheels.
That was my sigh of exasperation and and just using all of my
movement to run forward, seeing what's going on as I kind of
come out from under the trees canopy again and just point the
pen as my action towards the giant creature.
But as a bonus action, I would say, Yep, yeah.
Just gonna. You would say yes, play to bear
it. A healing word of fucked up.
We need you here. God damn it.
She wakes up. How much?
How much do I have now? They don't want to fucking 4.
Healing word damage. Oh no.
Oh, chemical Sivan. So you wake up Barrett and you
look around, fire around you with the the trees are on fire.
What the fuck? What monster have I created?
And yeah, the point the pen is pointed as my action towards.
The Yeah Giant. Perfect, getting it trained on
all right. It will then be Justin's turn.
Dave against the hold. Dave, the hold.
DC-16 Wisdom. Evil people actively fighting
against you, Palin. Just.
Kind of. Well.
Palin just got to check in with with Franklin.
She's here to do his bidding. It was just a little extra sweet
that she got to kill me. Yeah.
Are you loyal to Franklin or are you loyal to?
She's loyal to Franklin. Her whole thing is just like
making him happy. She's the Mama.
Yeah. The involuntary mom.
Were you making a wisdom save for Dustin?
Three. Is Justin up?
Yeah. He's got to save against the
hold. Yes, he is going to save against
the hold. Or well, he's going to try to at
least. Wisdom.
Nope. Justin remains frozen in place.
I starting back and forth. Probably really frustrated.
The whole game, guys. The whole fucking game.
Sorry, Jess. I.
I unexpectedly targeted the correct person.
Cal's going to use a short sword is it uses short sword against
the cricket. AC14 10 damage has been done to
it and it looks bloody. All right, come on, Mr. Short
Sword. I see Proficiency with a short
sort allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack.
Uh huh. Proficiency with sort sort
allows you to add your proficiency bonus to the attack
world for any attack you need to let.
Got it. All right, I've been able to do
this all night and now this one's messing me up, said.
You guys like left clicked or right click?
Right click on on the roll thing and then you hit just roll.
Yeah, like right click on like your hit DC and then hit roll.
But not that. Like that's not coming up.
On. Team DDR.
Where it says like +6 to hit. It said like flat one die.
Yeah, I I right click that says back, forward, reload, save as
print like. Oh, weird.
That's weird. Yeah.
I mean. We're just doing like a normal
right click and said, Are you sure you're over like one of the
thingies to actually? You could just roll AD 20 and
then we'll just actually have to do math ourselves.
Yeah, do it manually. Because the display in VTT just
sends it the description again, correct?
Yeah, that's all it'll do. OK, maybe over the beyond 20,
no? Proficiency of the.
Short, that is so weird. Proficiency bonus the attack for
any really. Making it just probably needs to
update. She got broken.
Lovely. 4 + 5 nine. Nope, that's an S as the cricket
definitely dodges out of your shorts so it reach.
OK. It gives you a finger.
That's my move. Hey, fuck you.
All right, that's that's. That's an evil, menacing voice.
So that 2 weapon fighting, nice. It was a short sort of light
melee. Yes it is.
I believe it is to attack with a difference.
So he's going to attack with the dagger now, since he's got.
Probably a similar role. Yeah, I just realized he has
Second Wind, so I'm debating if he wants to do that because I
believe I wouldn't be able to do both, right?
Because the two weapon fighting the bonus action like it takes
up that right? OK, yeah, he's going to heal.
OK, go. Ahead and roll your heels.
I did. That's terrible.
Oh yeah. Oh, I can't change his hit
points. That's annoying.
All right, I'll just make a note of it and tell him he's going to
stay where he is, OK? Your other characters.
It's all of them. Oh nice.
OK then wait this pre down. What?
Justin just has two characters. That's right, Justin, you were
just. Yeah.
Yeah, he just has the two characters.
I got confused. It is all I'm a bad.
So then it will be Barrett. I'm gonna do Phelan first 'cause
she's gotta go check in with Franklin to make sure he's.
OK. So she's gonna run over to him.
She's not dropping the hold yet, but.
She's beeping openly. No, she's going to give him a
hug. That's going.
To be her action. Aw, you hug him and your arms go
through his skin because his skin is made out of bugs.
And you help hug the skeleton as the all of the insects that make
up his skin also hug you. And he cries into your ear and
he says, I didn't want any of this to happen.
I didn't. I just wanted to be able to have
a real childhood. He.
Leads into your arms. He points at the bug and he says
bad bug. Oh, bad bug.
OK, don't gotta tell her twice. She will.
That was your action to hug him. Oh yeah, that's true.
Damn. Hawking is not a free action.
I mean it. Was until she said it was.
Yeah, I don't have any bonus action spells, so that kind of
sucks. Did that to myself.
Whoopsies. I mean, it was an endearing
moment. The camera zooms in.
Wait, hang on. Where do I?
Oh, there they are. Damn.
I don't have enough metamagic stuff to be able to do anything.
Yeah, OK, that's Phelan. I honestly, I don't want to get
up. I'm just I want to lay on the
ground. Like everything hurts.
I hate this. Yeah, pretty much like that's.
The exactly the trees around you are on fire.
Ah, shit, that's right. I'm just gonna like, crawl my
way like over here out of the fire.
Behind another tree. Behind another tree just lay
down, not. On fire, you just lay down,
breathing heavily. Yeah, that's pretty much what I
do. That's me.
Perfect Zanora. Still tied up.
Zanora can't do shit. She hasn't been able to do shit
at all. Poor Zanora.
I know, right? All right, then it will be Jess
and then Olivia on Dak, followed by Franklin.
OK, so Ash is going to have like noticed all the stuff going down
and she's gonna call out over her Torg to everyone and she's
gonna speak to Franklin. She's gonna be like Franklin.
What's happening? Is the plant still going?
What are we doing? Franklin is sobbing, but you do
hear another voice respond. The plant is still active.
You have to get the Bob out of the bag of holding so I may be
rebored. And the cricket on the ground is
miming evil hand gestures. And she, she's like, I still get
my reward. Of course.
And it's like, got it. And she takes off towards Kat.
Franklin's the enemy now. This is the bounce house in
front of me right here, right? Yep, remarkably still intact.
All right, I'm going to run through it.
Yeah, just jump inside. Bounce through it, cut my way
out the back. Does that count as difficult
terrain? I think it would.
OK. And that that that takes.
But it was fine. Yeah, I.
Was going to say that takes what?
What is it? Half of my movements out of five
it counts as 10. Yep.
So it's here.
So it's probably 10 feet across. So I think that's as far as I
can get. Right there.
I believe so. And Ash is going to cast charm
person on Cat as a fourth level spell.
Yeah. Then please did it go.
Yep. Yeah.
Wisdom save. Add advantage if you're
fighting. If it fails, it's charmed.
Wait, he does he count as a humanoid still even though it's
a chicken? I mean, it's a humanoid soul.
What do you think? Gosh, since it'll probably
impact your game someday, what was the question?
Does Charm Person which targets the humanoid affect cat being a
chicken which opens a whole other can of worms of like?
What does affect cat? Anything that affects humanoids,
apparently. So.
Attempt to charm a humanoid you see within range must make a
Wisdom saving throw. The Wisdom saving throw needs to
be 15. When you cast the spell using a
spell slot second or higher, you can target one additional
creature for each slot above the first level.
The creature must be within 30 feet of.
Oh well then I don't need to do this at a higher level I.
Mean you don't have to, but you could gain a whole lot of allies
very quickly. Oh yeah.
Who as you become the? Evil person.
Who's this in front of Cat? Bing, one more time.
I think this is Mommy, right? No, that's Idrel.
Yeah, she's over here. OK so this is Idrel and Idrel is
trying to help get Cat right? Yeah.
Israel's already on your side, more or less.
Yeah, he's trying to get the bomb out of the bag.
This is mommy, then Cal you can see also is untethered pomora.
Probably still fucking impossible to see.
OK so I was going to say if I cast it at 4th level I can also
charm three other people, but I don't need to charm Idrel and it
says within 30 feet so it could potentially be Sonora.
Ellen. Sonora.
Oh, that's Sonora. OK, and then Mommy right here.
Yep. Then Justin and Bree behind you
as the new big bad makes reveals themselves to be Ash.
It says within 30 feet of each other, so I don't think I can do
anything behind me. Yeah.
So just be, I guess, those two. And cat.
And cat so. Three total, so you would need
to cast it at third level. Third level charm person cat
needs so they need to make a wisdom 15 saving throw.
OK. Let's see that role, everybody.
God damn it. Is Phelan doing it?
I think you were depending on who Ash was targeting.
I can't remember. Yeah, that's Phelan.
That's Phelan. OK.
So yeah. Mommy, mommy and.
Mommy. Sorry, Mimi.
OK. Right.
Mimi's the captain, Mommy's the. Oh yeah, and I guess she's here
too. They're both.
They were both within range as well.
So she's casting it on Phelan. The one who just.
And Cal. Yeah.
You have to make what sort of saving throw a.
Wisdom saving throw and 15 is what you need to get.
I got a 15. Meets it, beats it.
Not count.
All right, P to you. But don't worry, I'm too busy
hugging Franklin. Wait, wait.
No. I think it's just Phelan, Cat
and me. May.
Yeah. Yeah, so not cow.
Yeah, I couldn't reach Cow. Got it.
Oh, OK. So everybody succeeded.
Wait, no, we're missing one. Yeah.
Olivia. Where's this sound coming from?
Our thing? But I don't hear anything.
Wisdom saving. I heard something there for a
second. Wisdom saving. 20.
Two. Everybody saves.
Damn it, Ash attempting to be
charming and just like speaking like sweet words be like come
on, you know you want to join us?
We're having such a good time. Just gets a dirty look from cat
just like does that like chicken head Bob thing?
Like no we aren't having a good time.
This is not my idea of a good time, Dang.
And that was her action, and I don't actually think she can do
anything effective with her bonus actions.
She's actually gonna give Fartic inspiration to Idrel.
That's what we said was right in front of Cat.
Just gonna be like you sensational motherfucker, Take
that God damn chicken down. All righty.
And then I think it will be Olivia and then Franklin on
deck. Yep, so Mimi is going to go 1st
and they're going to cast Banishment on Evil 1.
It just went Kat. Right, Ash is.
The one. Ash Kat is the one who who
pocketed the bomb. Ash, Yeah.
So ash. Ash needs.
To oh, wait, you know what? I forgot to go with Kat.
I'm sorry. That's right.
Go ahead and do that a minute. Sorry, I believe that.
Kat's just going to use far step and move 60 feet away.
Oh yeah, taking the bag. Yep.
No. As you far step away with
probably the most dangerous item in existence.
And that's it. That's all he's going to do.
Back to you, Olivia. Sorry.
Nice. She needs to make a Charisma
saving throw. Wait, who's making a Charisma
saving throw? Oh, Ashes.
For vanish Oh what's? It got to be.
Boy, I don't. Know it's a good question this.
Is I believe it is against your DC which is your your spell
saving DC. If you go to spells, it's like.
Which is 15 feel. Oh.
No. As ash pops out of existence.
So Ash gets vanished. Is ash native to this planet?
She is not, but that only works after the one minute timer.
Well. Managed to a faint with the
faint popping noise returning to its home plane.
Oh, so she'll go back to the levels of hell?
Yeah, I'll go back to. If if the spell ends before a
minute pass then they reappear, but after a minute she'll get
teleported straight back to hell where she came from.
OK, bye. Just before she vanishes.
Damn you. Revenge.
Very nice. The tables are turning.
Anything else for you? All right, so, so then so that's
me base concentrating and wants to keep this aberration going.
So Ash is gone. You.
Do see the giant skeleton monster?
Where's the van which is across the river?
That's fine. South of our position currently
no the. Van is across the river.
No, the van. 'S up here and it's stuck.
Yeah, that's cool. I want to get the van.
Yeah. So I'm going to try to unstick
the van and drive down to the. Sure.
How would you like to do that? And which method do you want to
like get out and push or is it like a just a decks to you know,
heave ho back and forward to try to get it loose?
Put it? Yeah.
Can I put it in four wheel drive?
The the van, the cargo van magically acquires 4 wheel
drive. You plug it in four wheel drive,
it'll be then just a decks check.
I think you've got navigation tools or something like that.
Probably not, but next track. Verification.
AGPS. Got a 13.
I think a 13 will probably be enough to unwedge the van from
its stuck position. Kind of kind of wedged like I
had said, right at the crux of the of the slope where it had
bottomed out. You throw it in a four wheel
drive slam, the gas digs in, you hear something break and fall
off under the under the car, but it lurches forward and you can
drive forward. Awesome.
That's fine. We just need to make it down the
hill. So I don't know where Josh's
token is, but Josh was token now.
He got out where I am. Yeah, I did.
I I had to get some. We got out.
To heal some peeps. And I was I was right here,
which was just enough out of the way do.
I stop and pick you up. Would you?
Josh is currently pointing his pen.
That's up to him if he would want to get in.
If you stopped that, that was my action.
I, I did clarify that that was my action.
Would you accept a reaction to, to to like grab onto the side of
the van? That's my sure.
Are you trying to maintain your aim or are you just using
bailing on it to jump in? OK, No, no, no, I'm definitely
maintaining the aim on the giant skeletal creature which
happened. Roll me whatever your main like
attack stat is that you use to attack my anonymous strike.
I am largely, besides artificer, a monk.
I didn't mean like a decks, like a decks or a strength safe or
something like that. Deck safe.
All right, I got you. Yeah, that's A5.
All right. With A5, you misplace your aim,
jump on and point off wildly in One Direction, I don't think.
Did you text me that you were ready?
I don't think you did. I had.
Not necessarily. But you'd said a minute, I
thought, which would have been the full round.
I was basically waiting for your face out.
OK, my thing was in place. Let me know when it is Olivia's
turn so I cannot would not be texting.
I'm trying to remember if you did end your last turn.
I had not. I just pointed the pen.
That was my whole life. That is fine.
You jump onto the side of the van.
Olivia, you are still driving. Cool.
I will drive the van down to where I am.
The dashes token needs to come down here and we arrived.
And so I see that right, I see Franklin not being Flathead.
Well. Cat is in the wood.
Yeah, cats in. The wood.
So like what? What is?
What am I seeing down? You are mostly seeing a result
like a mostly resolved situation.
It appears Ash is now gone because she got banished.
You see Justin and Brianna. You still see the blood smear of
Jesse. You do see Idrell who is on the
other team. You say me May.
Cal is still up. Franklin is hugging, is getting
hugged by Phelan. The Moira is still a shadow.
Flint is unconscious making death saves.
You do see a giant skeleton monster across the street
actively eating people from the building.
OK, doesn't seem like a tension has been drawn.
Yet. OK, well I'm not.
Trying to fuck with a giant monster yet?
So I think what me May so me May's concentrating right?
Me May has vanished the cricket that mommy attacked the last
turn. Is that still alive?
Spoken to. It was like responding to Ash.
So it's making dramatic evil animations on the ground, Yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna. Oh.
Yeah, I can. We're gonna attack it again with
the axe. 24 to hit OK and man it was like second damage.
Yep. And with that, describe how you
squish this bug I'm. Just going to cut it in half.
You take your axe swing straight down on it as it gestures
dramatically. Say what day I shall rise, and I
shall take a breath. And it gets cut in half and out
of it rises out a spectre like form.
It looks decayed and undead, the form of a lich, as it begins
dissipating into the air with nowhere to go, as the dark
glitch that controlled Franklin is now dead.
Did. It also control.
It floats away. It did not kill the skeleton.
That's just a regular skeleton that Franklin's been feeding in
the actual game. Also, it's Franklin's.
With that, I'm not really sure what else to do, so I'm going to
pass. I'm also going to say that it's
after 10, I'm going to jump off. I think we are about to wrap up
very quickly. What would your plan be?
Because I assume shortly after this, I assume I would hold my
turn to teleport in for when Josh lets me know.
Outside of that, you guys are you have Idrill leftover Idrill.
What would you be thinking at this moment?
So I guess we can. Combat is largely over unless
you guys want to fuck with this skeleton I.
Think would see it as a lost cause and that I'm.
Sure, the US military can deal with it.
Just. Lastly, true.
Yeah, I think, yeah, I. Remember, we can still.
Ban with the reality guys and this isn't his world anyway, so
like he was brought here so he's kind of stuck so you know he was
going to try to do what he was doing.
Is he just sitting? There, shrugging now like.
Yeah, he's just kind of like, he just like, just wants to go back
to his reality and like he's like, I wasn't, I didn't really
want to be here in the first place.
The only other person besides Idrel would be Phelan.
Then that aims that wasn't actively on the other team at
some point, right, right. And on the side.
Of Franklin. And at this point I would
pulling up with Olivia just as a free action, just state like I
have the pocket rocket and I am willing to accept surrender in
the face of this creature pointing towards the giant
skeleton. Should we all face it or should
we all leave? Cat's main goal was to just get
out of here with the bomb. Cat's goal was to dispose of the
bomb as safely as possible, or just forever run with it and not
set it off. OK, so here's kind of how this
will move forward as we're kind of pseudo moving out of
initiative to wrap this game up. Shortly after it appears with
the death of the cricket and the banishment of Ash, the last of
the opponents and the invaders were defeated and those who
remained accepted defeat and or switched sides and or abstained
as they see what was happening. Josh, you would probably end up
pointing the teleporter and this is the option for you.
If you point it at the skeleton monster and tell me, I will
teleport in but right after a bullet train to hit the monster.
Or you can tell me not to come in quietly and upon which time I
will weaken. GTFO as well.
Tell me what you would do first and then I will tell you how
this kind of concludes. I guess I would immediately
state the situation as it were. There is a far off target and
otherwise the immediate threats have been handled.
I'm summing you in in post haste.
And then that's when I would, I would do it pointing it
potentially at the but yeah, pointing the pen at the at the
then just kind of leaving it to chance to see what I do.
Yeah, exactly which which which I'm guessing is when the bullet
train would come out of the point of the pen, right.
So I guess you would see my head poke through the portal, look
around, see the skeleton monster look at all of you and say, OK
guys, here's the here's the question.
I can either try to kill that thing right now, but we might
not, or we can all very quietly just go, just leave.
Everything's ready. What do you want?
Does cat notice any of this going on?
You'd probably see the portal, but I mean, that's up to you as
to like how what you're trying to do and hide and stuff.
Like at this point it's it's do we want to try to kill this
thing and clean everything up or GTFO.
Those who want to stay on Earth can, and those who want to leave
can. OK, that's I will sneak through
the portal tiptoeing and kind of gesture to everyone to gather
cat. Up to you if you want to see or
notice. Same for anyone else.
That's the thing. I'm like, do I see it?
Do I notice it? What's your passive perception?
Passive perception is 21. Yeah, you would see.
You're definitely noticed me and Olivia exiting the van to
convene with the with Idriel Franklin.
Especially me, me Mame Phelan, it sounds like.
She goes where Franklin goes. Yeah, I guess Kat's gonna like
cautiously approach back and just kind of like listen to the
conversation 'cause he's not quite sure if they're going to
attack him, but his main goal is to not let the bomb go off.
What about Brie and the mitre though?
And it sounds like at this point, too, Zanora would have
been freed. Yeah, I think at this.
Point. Combat has ended.
I step out and begin kind of swiftly explaining that the plan
is for everyone to jump into the pocket rocket or stand around me
or go into Adune, and then I will put 2 bags of Infinity one
into the other to open up a forced portal to the infinite
sea. And then we can all just sail
from there. Or if you want to stay here on
earth, feel free. That's what I explained as I'm
like actively pulling shit out. Infinite sea.
Infinite sea I. Step to the center.
I don't have a character so I'm going to be this person and a
gesture for anyone who wants to join to gather round.
And I turn to you guys and I say OK, So what happened?
Not knowing where the bomb is or anything else, but looking at
the skeleton, I turn and I say we should do this quietly but
quickly. You asked what happened, which
would just basically boil down to me saying, well, we took care
of Franklin. He's but.
The sight is. Still roaming around, right?
Yeah. He's actively within sight, just
happily munching on office workers from the tower across
the street. So it's a, it's a yeah.
It's a what do you do? You want to deal with it?
Do you want to just go? I'm just trying.
To like characters just trying to gain their bear everyone's
bearings and be like, all right, he's right there.
If he fucking sees us, we're dead.
We need to like snap, snap, what are we doing?
Does he look like he's too big for us to actually take on?
He's colossal. He's probably 30 or 40 feet or
stories tall at this point. There you go.
Oh, and I'm like tapped out pretty much of everything.
So yeah, look guys, we'll go on the ship.
On the apocalypse, we stopped Franklin, we stopped the Lich,
whatever that was point at that the US Army can deal with.
Sail away. Sail the bomb.
Didn't go off, we won. I'm going to call out
tentatively from the from like the hiding next to the bouncy
house. Like can I come back to a dune?
That will be up to a dune I think.
Yeah, it would be. Me, me a dune.
Do you have her? Is she OK with Kat coming back
OK? Yes.
Then to conclude this, the wizard formerly known as Matt
and characters from both the good campaign, the evil
campaign, as well as friends from real life gather around,
all ready to join a new adventure.
As I pull out a bag in infinite holding and another bag of
infinite holding and I place one inside the other, there is a
ripping and a tearing sound as a reality itself splits and at a
20 foot however much space we need around us, reality shifts
and we find ourselves floating temporarily in a void.
Black inky skies with endless stars, endless worlds and
endless adventures as we all float and make our way to the
bouncy house that came with us to get a a handle on it.
We can enter the pocket rocket or a dune and she could probably
fly here at this point. And the secret invasion is over.
Thanks for playing, you saved the day.
I really thought you all were going to die.
I did too. The divination.
Of the fucking cricket is really what saved the day, yeah.
The divination spell was clutch. Yeah, yeah, the more.
You know. The knowledge, the more you
know. Well, I hope you guys have
enjoyed my little one shot turned eight shot.
It was never supposed to be a one shot.
It was supposed to be like a four shot.
It just. Doubled in size, so that's fine
it. Happens.
As we zoom out to the players and the multiple realities, two
of them succeed, 2 fail. We zoom out even further to see
ourselves yourselves as you are now in your room currently
looking at the game. I'm Naked and then finally it
seems to zoom out even further before blacking out, suggesting
Are we the simulation? God, is that you?
That's true. Is.
That what my butt looks like. He bends over.
Just get a home security camera, do all new things.
All right, Well, thank you everyone for playing.
I hope you enjoyed it. It was a little out there, but
it fulfilled my desire to attempt to nuke the planet.
Good. I liked it.
Thanks.
Yeah, now we just need to plan who's who's next.
Yes. I feel the virtual stairs from
Josh. Well, I only ask you.
I did, in fact, drink the creativity.
I thought you did. I did.
I thought you did. That's what I was trying to
recall during the session here was who was who was drinking of
the creativity. But yeah, no pressure.
I mean, you can tell me when you're able to pull something
together, when you have something in mind.
I mean, and we can work something out too between you
and me of like what you envision for your one shot quotations,
heavy quotations maybe. Even a even a freaking thing
that I. The logistical burden is a.
Lot less. I was going to say it's like
even the like like things that I run that are preset to be a one
shot never or just a one shot. Right.
There's always shenanigans. You just have to listen.
Yeah, I was going to say, you just have to listen to Olivia
here, who's her one shot with a timer.
It was brilliant. It was brilliant.
It was so painful. I want that item.
Fuck. Wait, what?
What? What was that called now?
Oh, shoot the game or the item? The maniacal insanity, right?
I did the maniacal inanity. Yeah, that's right.
That's one where Franklin became accountable for the first time.
Yeah, I'm just going back. It was last year around April.
Dang, you guys did it? We did.
We did it. We're the champion.
I feel like if Flint had got another round.
Yeah, it would. It probably would have been bad.
Maybe it would have been Johnny. Grill.
Oh, it would have been so bad. Yeah.
Oh, what is What does Ash's face look like when she teleports
back into hell minus all of the other people?
You'd be cursing. She'd be cursing so much.
Like, God damn it, son of a bitch.
We were gonna do the stuff and I was gonna get so cool.
And then she would remember. Her baby's in the pocket rocket.
Oh. No, my baby.
Baby in the pocket. Rocket.
Oh wow. Oh, Ash is now the new villain
of the multiverse trying to get her baby back.
Dungeon of an Arrow, April 28th. All right, 2023.
I'm out. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Oh yeah. Dungeon of Peril it.
Was a timed thing. We could have gotten an item,
but we were greedy. We could have gotten so many
items, but we were greedy. Oh, Brady.
Yeah, but all right. Yeah, All right, I'm going to
Roblox. This is a lot of fun.
Good times, guys. See you guys later.
Keep you thinking, guns. Yeah.
IE. IE.
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