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Tara through the campaign, a Lollis.
Paco, you Craig. Fucking.
Looks you. The adventure is known as the
rum rollers arrived. At the queen of Socrates Palace,
Queen theater after finishing their shopping trip.
In the blue ring Market District me make at Hamilton, the Ralston
brothers and Frederick engaged in some lunch near.
The Cliff's Edge at the edge of the market.
While discussing how to get the remaining pillows and candles
ordered by cat in the rural South.
He's a carriage driven by Carriage driver.
By the name of Timothy approaches the group offering
his Services finishing their food.
The rum rollers meet Timothy out of the press of the crowd in the
Market District to Dicker about the price of his Services.
Coming to Terms, they are transported posthaste to the
factory district where they meet a late working gentleman, by the
name of So tell us and upon meeting him,
they began the process of acquiring their pillows and
candles and became well acquainted at a pond
introductions to the card services that are throughout
Socrates and bargained for their own card.
Make it magical Card making machine as well as befriending
Sir Tellis. And Offering to bring him to the
Palace to meet Queen feeder. Where they where they found
themselves. Now, standing above the city on
the highest Terrace, looking over at the brilliant red light
of the sun, set gleaming over the blue walls and bridges of
Socrates. The rum enter drum rollers,
enter the purple. Roofed Castle atop the highest
tears of the city. Let's find out what happened
this time. This time.
You know, guys. He's like maybe it might have
been a bad idea to invite a total.
Stranger straight into the clean side chamber.
Might that have been a terrible idea.
We'll find out. Maybe we should tell her new
friend though that the queen is unaware of their position.
Enough of the time as best friends.
Mac is just Was that. Now my mouth is just the table.
I don't know if that's intentional or not.
I got it. Now, I'll bring it over.
Yeah, I'm also just a table. There we are.
I wish I was a table. Castle sorties.
Couldn't set stuff on man. Are you guys saying some of
those comments may be out loud or was that just all meta
because that was just man. I wasn't looking.
Yeah, just double-checking because I was going to respond
to Sir. Tell us otherwise wait.
Is that his name now sir? Tell us.
Yep. Long, pause and pondering.
That's what my brain bubbled out of nice number.
Well. We awkwardly stare at the clean.
She's not there. You guys.
You guys find yourselves. In the entry hall of the castle,
after crossing crossing into it. It from Timothy's carriage and
are standing there in these enormous entry hall easily.
You can see hundreds of feet long and wow hundreds of feet
wide and definitely 50 feet high at the minimum towards a center
chamber. That's inside of the entry hall
to, that's completely open to the sky.
You can tell because light streaming into it and there's no
plant plants growing with small little waterfalls trickling.
Young and large statues just along the path of the entry and
in the center of the entry Courtyard, there are
Refreshments table like cucumber water.
A little sandwiches - visitors does seem to be some sort of
individual standing at the bottom of the steps.
Waiting to waiting patiently with their hands behind their
back, and their eyes forward. And you were saying me may I
speak Like lean over to the person who's close.
This to me. She like, looks like they're
compensating for something, huh? Anyway, guess there's a person.
Yep. Do you guys ever think I heard
Zack? Green is black.
Might need to refresh and say I did dig now.
How do you get the turn order to go away?
Oh I got that. Only I can control it.
Sorry that was from last session.
Nope. Hmm.
You know what the problem is? You're not there to be Vision.
Oh no. You're not.
You weren't here last session
you the last one? That's my apologies.
I should have recalled that for this.
Particular instance. So the last thing you remember
nip is you were in the Market District and you were entering
it and the plate buzzed and upon the plate.
Buzzing you opened it and found four large humanoid cats I
didn't eat at all. Yep naming themselves as the
rural sun' brothers and rural grarl.
Yarrow and Jeffrey and after confusing, introductions to them
and the rest of the rum rollers in the market.
You went back into a donate to take a nap basically.
So you didn't get any, any, any time in the market that you
would, you've been napping, there is less than you remember.
I remember correctly. So I wasn't part of the
adventure to get pillows and candles, so I'm not a weirdo
right now, although net probably would have been down, don't ya?
Carry on. It's a party.
Speaking of to at this point to, I would say the plate would
start kind of buzzing in your sack.
I believe it is in me. May Who You'd handed the plate
off to nip. All the good stuffs in my sack,
okay. Yeah, so I'm gonna do take it
out. Take, take the plate, my
backpack, okay, I know what this means, you could fit like a
whole Army in that thing and just like pop out.
I mean, yeah, we could like, boom coo.
Who needs to be transportation for logistics for when we have a
complete? Surprise Iron Man?
Oh, what up nap? Welcome back.
Might need to spin it. Yeah, thanks for having me.
Oh yeah, you might you might want to roll roll for me there
for spinning it up and a performance.
Yep. Oh, I have well, Oh shit, look
at you. He should always split.
So in that case you go to pick up the plate, me made out of
your bag and as it's in your hand, you feel the buzzing turn
into a bit more than that and it starts almost vibrating out of
your hand. And as you go to catch it, it
starts to rotate in the air because knepp you spun it on the
other side, what happens as its rotating in the air.
It starts to spin quicker before it hits the ground and And I'm
assuming you would step through at that point.
And as you're reaching to grab the falling plate, me May the
portal opens in front of you and nip steps out.
She dips, I think your guns. Oh, my friend was nice to me.
Roll. Played any good Tunes?
Well, you see, I stopped being a bard.
But I'm still very charismatic and I can play tune so I will be
your backup. Croesus backups.
I gestured at my brother's, we all will and then we all break
out into like a little jig. We don't do a musical dance.
Number right now, always just break out in song.
Maybe we wait until we're in front of the queen, like do it
in like, you know, warm her up liquor forever engine.
So to speak, I do seem to remember that That she was
supposed to be located in a chamber that had an odd name.
That's very subjective. We can always go ask this,
lovely gent at the top of the stairs.
Oh, yeah. That guy.
We've been ignoring at the bottom of the stairs, by the way
cat, as you to step down the steps, the four steps down into
the courtyard, the Been there with his feathered hat and
plumage looks down his nose at you as you walk in front of him
and then steps forward and says sorry I went to high it didn't
catch it. Oh yeah got you out who's
chicken is this? I'd like him, I Stomp and I
forgot y'all down. Nobody owns that chicken.
Its autonomous 3. Chicken.
He'll don't poke your eyes out, free chicken.
Also, I can have it for dinner if you can catch it.
Best of luck, make it lay an egg off and I run,
he does look at the chicken first and then start to head off
in that direction but wait, It's one hot like like hesitates for
sure, because he's looking at the larger group of people that
have walked in, besides the chicken and goes.
Yeah. So we can sit here if you want
to catch the chicken. Awesome, I'm lying through my
teeth. You're not back yet, either.
I'm home. Oh okay.
Then you could roll a deception on that part but I was going to
say to to wrap up the plate thing.
Maybe for you picked it up, I'm guessing anyways for now.
Anyway, Frederick walks through it and yards, a good, take a nap
on the due day. Same with Hamilton.
Sure, of duner enjoys, the company.
Oh yeah, we have to remember to bring a dune, a friends.
Maybe the queen will give us some fish for dinner.
Yeah, I haven't forgotten about that. 800.
Hey gran. All four of us have our fingers
crossed behind her back so they they're they're staring at you
but they kind of just shrug it off and still say, well I'm
technically not allowed to leave my post and it is just a
chicken. I would call for a runner though
to announce your entry into the queen to the queen.
If you are here to meet her, presumably This is the queen bee
my Subs steps up. You know looking around saying
that they're the sharpest dressed of anybody most likely
you talk to like in a reasonable tone and walks out me like yes
we are invited guests of the queen.
We are very eager to meet her. Could you point us in the
directors? To add some clarity to the
situation for me, because we had a never explicitly said in one
way or the other about your dress, and your attire because
it was just going to be awesome and amazing.
And just best of the top of the style.
Is it still androgynous? Uh-huh.
As it's not a skirt? Yeah.
So there's tant. No, there's their pants and so
waistcoat, you know, they're not too tightly fitting but they're
cut very well. It's like a green color.
With gold scrollwork all over. So the fabric isn't plane like
there is fancy embroidery that's how this person right?
So I said I didn't want it cut very strangely but I wanted it
to be nice. So they want extravagant on like
the details in the embroidery and the stitching and it's gold
thread all over the place on this like rail royal green.
Beautiful. There was mystery.
Would would look you up and down.
Yes, sir. Well, how should we introduce
you all to the queen? as in a dress, you know, Ah, the
room rollers have arrived his eyes, grow extremely large, and
he goes and he looks off at the chicken.
Whoa, I am so sorry, please excuse my ignorance and he just
turns around the corner and hollers down the hallway with a
with a and you hear it echoing just off in throughout the
castle. And although he went in that
direction and it seems to Echo quite nicely.
He points in this direction, the opposite of that of which.
So if you guys entered, he walked off to the left and then
he pointed to the West as to say the queen would be just in her
audience Hall. If you go that direction and
then take the very next, right through the archway.
So are we going left or right? Oh, I'm hit.
You would be taking a right? And then a right?
Hmm. Okay.
All right. Start walking marching down the
hallway because nobody's gonna stop me.
So you guys know to it's getting on the evening.
Some of the castle torches are already being lit throughout the
hallways even though the courtyards are still fairly.
Alight with daylight. What was the color of us?
A flying ship, mmm. Oh yeah, quick question does a
cannon count as just like a weapon?
Depends upon the size of understand.
Yeah, it would definitely be a weapon.
I don't know what you mean though.
I'm looking at the hex blades ability to teleport a weapon to
them. Oh, you displayed is
specifically melee. Let's see until you get to the
you can keep going to stay active to yell at everybody to
like, because nobody's moving. I'm going to turn around and be
like, hey, hey the rum, the rum rollers are going this way.
I want to just peek around the corner of the door frame and
looking inside. You see cat a person standing in
in the center of what looks like to be a audience chamber
although you can't see into the throne room, it appears.
You can see to where the days is that is presenting towards the
throne room. You can only presume because
there's someone standing there. And making their case of
something. You can't quite make out the
words. If you want to, you can try and
roll a perception for me because you're a good 50 feet or so more
way. 14. So, it seems like they're
yelling from the position that they're at, because they are are
agitated. And they're saying something
along the lines. Eating, you must understand the
workers. They can't just party all the
time and you hear some. Some other distant sounds that
sounds like somebody responding and she's the, you're squinting
now and you can seeing the person is kind of a lower class
dress and she's she's saying even more yelling and frustrated
now. Nope, why Queen?
They don't have money to go to the clubs and have a good time.
What do you mean? And then you just hear one of
the guards or you see rather one of the guards walk up and say it
is too late in the day. Dismissed Jill discuss such
matters on the next council meeting.
You are here out of turn councilwoman, Olaf And in a half
the woman exit looks off in your direction, looks up at the queen
and then marches off farther west into the castle.
Who do I see? Chilling on the bench because
I'm looking at it and I see feathers in a bow.
Here. Yeah, you're actually seeing a
squat dwarf. That looks to be either waiting
their turn, or you're not real sure.
He seems to be maybe napping. His eyes are closed his hands on
a sword of really good make. But the, the bow just seems to
be his arms off to either side on other sides of his hip.
And he's got a feathered Helm, okay?
He's wearing that now, Yeah, bro.
Fancy hat. And he's actually sorry not a
dwarf opposite of a dwarf. He's a giant.
He's like a slightly larger than at work.
I was just looking at the scale of the map and I was like oh
yeah never mind. Because it looked like the plant
next to him. I was kind of gauging off the
plant but plants are hard to gauge scale off of sometimes and
then I looked at the humid next to the plant.
I'm like, oh never mind. Giant not dwarf.
Easy mistake to make. Yeah, you're going in diving on
it, walk very upright and proud like I'm supposed to be there
and nobody's going to stop me. Is it our turn?
Or we just told to come in. Nobody said what's to come in or
for us to leave just started Marching In?
Okay. Didn't know if there's a order
of them seeing us and I wasn't even.
Yeah. As you.
Mimei are the first person to step their to, in the and then
following a cat. It looks like and then slowly
nip there. I'm not.
Did you get lost there? The ralston's.
Oh, I'm moving on right now. So rural is going to join them,
but the other three are going to wander off into different
directions. And they're just going to kind
of explore the area. Just have a nice quiet
investigation. You see that ping the map is
huge so you might not be able to know I did you know okay do it
again there it is that would be where r or else than is going.
Yeah. Hey guys, sorry I had to catch
up. And I wish that this guy as I
pass high, as you're waving at that guy, the other three are
stepping. What seems to be like just a
shadowed portion on the on the tile.
But as soon as you get there, an echo that seems to come from all
directions and focus towards the Queen's days and her throne.
We go as we're stepping onto this shaded part of the
flooring. Yes, the echo is that of the the
guy that had announced you from the beginning and it's exactly
his voice seems to be some sort of either timed magic or
something. But it is projected into her
throne room which is this flourishing bouquet of flowers
purples and reds just bursting forth all around as well as a
comfy plush cat. Is in front of you just past the
guards that are standing in the way.
And she's sitting at this large book that is easily 30 feet
across each page, has to be you know 15 feet wide and 20 feet.
If you're wondering how she's handling these pages with two
hands. Even as she turning one and
she's got a couple Maids. It looks like helping her with
that, as well as one or two giants.
That seem to be taking turns helping, move the page.
Has and interpret some stuff on the page at the note of your
guys's entrance of the rum rollers have arrived.
She looks up and goes, oh yes! Two.
This remember who we are, she's never met you.
Yeah. Now I'm gonna shoot her some
finger guns. Oh, did we end up taking Tim?
Yeah, Tim should be with us. Oh, right, right, right.
He's gonna fall on you. Ellis is his name like t e LL e.
S I'll type it in here. So, tell us.
Tell us, tell us help your name. Have you guys seen the British
comedy skit? Where if you Future dequeue
something, the guy who played house on house Where are, you
know, like my name is and then he just does like a little dance
and drop his lighter or he drops his lighter.
And it's like my name is William and drops lighter and then Kind
of reminds me of that moment. William drops lighter.
Well, he drops his lighter, like it's an action.
My name is William. He had look who's on first.
Yeah, Hugh Laurie. That's he Lauria.
I like Hugh Laurie. Avenue fought on HBO with our do
grass. This one.
So does anyone to respond to? How are you doing?
Oh, I should receive. I do jazz hands and say
excellent. I've never been here before.
I never met one this neck for. He's not this one little bit, he
knows it's the V like theirs. You know, etiquette but he does
not know any of it, you know, he's from the hills.
Hmm. I feel like Having been trained
at a school. Granite.
It was a wizard but they would have caught some etiquette.
I'm gonna like, hop forward. B'gok really loudly, and then
just do like, a very sweeping dramatic bow.
If they can see me do that at all, you are a goodly.
Another 50 feet still yet from the queen?
I'm just because of the orientation of of her entry
Chambers in the guards that seem to be positioned here.
And she she those squids and kind of puts their hand over
her, Eyes and goes, ah, that must be kept and I believe that
is Captain me. May giving me the finger guns.
I'm gonna check my hat ahead. That's it.
I just do a gesture. I just took my hat.
Now is when you should do the the show and dance, you know, to
really like good instruction. You said, give her show and
dance earlier you wanted to do a like a dance routine.
Yeah. Yeah, this is the time.
Yeah, I can do that. Do you why they end up like,
play some music as we walk in? Your daddy Bard?
I'm the backup dancer. I'm down to whip out my fiddle.
Oh, well then. I wouldn't think we have a
candle for that. I guess I'm going to like
cheddar and call my brothers to me while they were wandering.
And once they get here we will assist and I am introductory
dance routine. After I give my bow, I'm just
going to turn back and hop up onto me my shoulder and just try
to give her as much support since she's the captain here.
Just going to go along with what she does.
What they do, sorry. Sprinting down the hallway as
fast as they can run with no heed for etiquette.
My siblings run in right against bottle me me.
It looks like it. She's in charge of just a bunch
of farm animals. I'm gonna give myself if that's
alright a saving throw to not get bowled over by all three of
them as they Sprint in sure. Dex probably welding Oh, look at
that. I managed to like kind of swing
out of the way as they all pile up on each other and returned a
nap and we say whenever you're ready, buddy.
We fall in line behind you and start snapping.
There you go. I want to play the piece, I've
been practicing for a long while or something.
Should it be Jazzy? Yeah, do you guys have like like
a theme song like a rum roller theme song?
If not you should make one time looking to make.
Well I am not musically inclined.
You're a Bard. Oh me myself is not musically
inclined. Well, we could just save me make
one and let the dice decide. For me, Grog me Jolly, Jolly
Grog. So you start playing and all
right, be coming like it porkchester something.
Yep. And we're all behind them, give
them the giving them in whatever we can, is it bad campaign?
But campaign is a good campaign. Oui.
And you're standing in front of the queen queen theater.
And do you want you? I know you don't have anything
prepared in the way of Music, cool numbers.
But do you have any idea of how you might be presenting your
companions, which, who are here and, or Any physical motions
that you're trying to do in particular, you know, in the
process just helped Joe aluminum.
Well i-i've seen me my bow and sing that she's definitely of
higher social standing. I'm guessing I probably should
be on any at least door. Okay?
Cliff So with that performance, I would say, then you step
forward in front of the group and the, the ralston's step
behind you. Mimicking, you at first and you
take a sink, any all of you all at once, in front of the queen,
bowing your heads, and she says, no need need for all of that.
And then as soon as you come up, you're strumming on.
Or rather it's a fiddle. So, It's gone.
Never went down to torture or Cotton Eye.
Joe, I was thinking for this occasion definitely feels like
we should be like Beethoven or something.
Number went down to titty sprinkles.
And you're you're playing a mellow tune, then that it has
some playfulness as well as that.
You're adding some tuna JH to some of the triumphs that have
been you've been heard tell from the rum rollers and their, their
exploits so far before you were joining them.
And then up to the point where you had joined them yourself and
how you had triumphed over. The lava Tower whether that be
true or not and and how you escaped the professional
necromancy cult with barely unscathed other than some
paperwork. Oh yeah. and had made your way
here away from a dragon and it was all in the slowly
ever-increasing more fanciful Tunes, as you explored Socrates
and telling her, how much you appreciate her city of Socrates,
and all of the tune in in the lyrics and how much they
stimulated the economy by buying all the pillows and candles
being the last The last note and she just starts clapping at
about a quarter of the way through and then fearing as you
guys beat the the tower and laughing has.
Here ending it with the helping the economy in, buying pillows
and candles. And then she goes on to from her
laughter, just barely breathing and says, well, you might need
those candles and pillows if you spend much time around me, if
you haven't heard, I'm a bit of a party fiend.
Sounds like our kind of lays some persuasion that like, hey,
let's get this party started. Yes, we have many pillows.
Go for a party with rubbing my nipples.
All 12 of them. Oh wait shit.
And you have even more fuck, I don't know.
Like because I was trying to say, oh like each set of the
four of them. So I was like 24 times 2 is 16
lost? Yeah, I mean like it's like me
comes. He won't be in a role keep
rolling. Y'all know I was talking about
ralston's nipples. I did not catch on that.
What? Some context for so many men.
So, Persuasion wise, I would say she's like, she's like that.
Laugh, was such a good break from this boring reading, I will
have to definitely obliged and take you up on that.
If you can listen to me but five more maybe 10, more minutes upon
my request because it is very important.
What I have requested you all here, for Yeah, we we came in
response to your letter. So yes the the queen of all of
God, Gant IAM should have had it delivered to you because I had
no means of contact. But after your exploits with
helping their City, I thought you might be able to help hours
Now, you see the situation is, we've been expanding at a quite
an ever-growing rate and the factory district has been lent
to the much of that success. However, the Magics are
dwindling and I'm not quite sure why some some reports have come
to me of a group from the Seas that have come ashore and have
been trying to Or rather so succeeding, in stealing Magics
in, in their entirety, from from many folk, which is turned them
into these Grail. Masses of people had,
fortunately have only heard tellings of this, don't have any
great examples at hand. I could call some up, though,
they might take a while, however, the My.
Sources have also led to having been able to figure out how to
get the Magics back for everyone.
As you can tell, my people are quite unhappy with such a such a
development and I don't have any means of going into the sea to
stop these magic stealing assholes.
You said after the ocean will have their magic stolen, they
turn gray. Yes, well, it's more so of their
attitude and their eyes. It died inside.
So their souls are gone. How pure your water source.
after the, the scare of Gaga Don't, It has been delivered to
us. Some magical Blue Waters that
sorts that it somehow miraculously stopped people from
coming back from the dead, which was nice.
That was a bit of a handful. I have to say there.
Luckily, my guards are well trained, but As you know, the
party never stops here. And so we parted through that
whenever we're going to party through this one of course but I
do have to ask you if you could possibly find the red dragon
that's been terrorizing the countryside and capture at least
six bottles of his breath and we can maybe refine if not find
some means of replicating his Magics to bring back the The
fire of these peoples Magics, if you catch catch the idea that's
been my my theorists. Understanding of the of, the
matter of how to bring magic back to these folk with, without
going to the source of these attackers.
Which, as I said, I have no means of entering, to the depths
of the sea. Okay, so you need a submarine.
I see. So say there's two.
This is two part. One is we need to get rid of the
scourge which are these magic Steelers.
Second part is, we need to capture the breath from a red
dragon. That we're not sure is going to
work asking him, we're quite sure that the, the red dragons
breath would work. We've been able to capture it on
a couple of occasions and they have a proven this Theory.
However, okay, the, the challenge is actually capturing
this breath. As I'm sure you can understand.
It's not an easy feat. Do we have the containers to He
trapped it. How many we have such
containers? However, the problem is actually
communicating with said, dragon. They're not exactly friendly.
But the matter, how can you have already hired?
How many times have tried to invite them to this to my
parties? They don't come.
So, I have quite a tongue. My queen.
Can I like, we got her? See, I can eat kind of a kind
of, because all of My guards Turn to You slightly pulling out
their blades and she cashes them.
She has his them like, oh, don't you worry?
And and she throws a wink while the guards are all looking at
you. We'll talk about that at the
party that knepp about your tongue and all those meeting
also communicating with dragons. Oh communication.
Yes, yes, anyhow. They they're a little hard to
get Communications to, to begin with let alone actually whether
or not they're interested in said Communications as I'm sure
I'm sure you've heard tale. They have very little interest
in anything other than their own horde Gathering.
Maybe you could trade them, you know, offer them something to
lie quiet. Like sure.
Yeah. As you say, how about this, how
many of these these breath capturing things?
Do you have? Well maybe it's not a single
exchange. Maybe you could set up a trade
system if you can catch his breath and win and then we can
sell it or you sell it and give a portion of the profits to Him.
It's a win-win situation. You see her?
That's all she has to do, is just breathe, right?
It's not like part of his soul. You see her thinking about that.
And go ahead and roll me a persuasion.
It's cool. There's my persuasion.
Is there a way it's important with that?
Are you Let's see how it goes. Go ahead and roll.
I did oh. Come on business, and nephew
step in and say, this is where my tongue comes into play and
you throw a wink over to her and she stopped kind of Chuckles and
stops are pondering and says, well we have quite a few of
these jars that can capture a dragon's breath.
I think upwards of 20 or so already made.
They are they do take some time of enchanting.
I'm sure you can. And but not to the that's that's
an excellent point there and I don't don't know.
You particularly haven't heard of your exploits yet.
I'm chill. It's fine.
Well, hello chill. It's fine.
My name is raro. I'm saying, I'm chill as in
like, I'm cool. We can do this.
Well, that I mean, yes we could do business and I think the
business at hand rural is that we it seems like if you could
all as a group, The Rum rollers talk to the dragon, perhaps and
set up this trade, you you've suggested, the problem I have
currently as he's no longer or they I'm not real sure.
Isaac's not accepting any more of my communications.
That's fine. We'll just say, were someone
else? That could work best of luck to
you? Will you take this task on?
I think it has been said in the letter to that I could provide
many things in return. Our Fabricators here are very
very, very well and situated in the means of making things.
I think I think I may have even promised and she's trying to
think something about a flying ship.
It is one of our newest and biggest things.
I don't know if you seen it flying over the city, but we I
could situate us another ship for you.
If that is a reasonable trade, a question about that, we have a
ship. Can you make our ship fly?
Oh you know, I gotta ship, he's nice.
Well, my lovely Shepherd, hates artwork.
I could talk to my fabricators in the meantime and The Artisans
and see what they could they could do.
Do you have any plans or maybe some Dimensions or some, some
sort of, you know, specifications on your ship?
It's great. It's great to so I can take your
we so better than providing specifications.
I can just take your artificers to the ship and they can inspect
it themselves. That might be an excellent way
to go about it because I'm not very good in the way of
dimensions and facts. Well, facts and figures.
Yes, and graphs and charts. But you understand ships, making
is a full-on art of and its own that I'm not to privy to as long
as it's done. I don't much matter.
And as long as I get to party at the end of the day, who gives a
flying fuck. Like that.
I had a quick question before we go.
Let me to our job is to convince this dragon that eight don't eat
us immediately number one. Number two, that the 12 I
assumed, he would try to eat us. Well I can't promise anything of
that sort, the you talking about the dragon?
You mean? Yes, I don't know if it's a he
heard not to be clear but should this Dragon, this non unknown
Dragon pendant that we don't know.
And then unknown gender Dragon they might try to eat as
immediately and then we have only words in terms of
Convincing them that you are in fact, capable of producing the.
How do you say the revenue his breath?
Do. We should we come with, like, a
down payment or like a, like a gift?
I like a like a. Hey, look, we actually have.
Like, do you have an accountant that could come in like discuss
banking figures, you know, you know, Then send him more or less
the head of the financing portions of these things and I
am quite pretty of these come. I don't think we could send
anyone to this matter. As you mentioned, they could be
eaten and I don't think I could part with any of those important
figures. However, I do have 111 thought
among this. Do you think you?
Could use some official documentation stating such
things in your negotiations, I mean, sure, but it really
depends of a dragon or their sculpture if the dragon will be
able to read or if they put much stock in paper, how about we
take a chest of gold? Oh yes, I like this with
Promises of more to come and we can take the jars with us and
and give them the gold for the jars of breath that they they
may or may not decide to give us.
Us and then tell them. There are Promises of more to
come more gold if if they continue to fill jars.
I like this, this is I can see your reasoning now.
I could probably situate something for that.
It would be reasonable to for sure, for sure, for sure.
However, this is a large investment of the crown and
inside I'm going to require a large amount of partying this
evening from all of the rum rollers.
I feel like I have an additional question.
Or judicial requests. Yes.
So you so our second priority
then is capturing the seafaring folk that are stealing the
magic. First priority is the dragon.
Correct? Well, I mean, it's not really
that important. If you can set up this situation
with the dragon, you know, we one solves the other problem,
the people in the city, don't really matter, perhaps they
will, maybe we can set something up with them and just exchange
the dragon breath staff. After the fact to stop them, I'm
not real sure how that really plays out for us, but this seems
to be the quickest solution to the problem that we have.
Right now as we have no means to getting to these folk in the
sea. I'm not even sure who or what
they are no accounts after they've gotten the their magic
stolen from them. Have been able to Explain this
the phenomenal, huh? This seems like a perfect
Mercantile opportunity. You have two problems and each
solves the other so long as everyone communicates.
Exactly. And then, the party goes on and
she raised. All right, the party can begin.
The party. Can begin momentarily.
One last thing. So for this for us, the worm
rollers, as the speaking is the captain for us.
The room rollers to continue. I have He requests the first is
the chest of gold and the containers to hold dragon's
breath. So when we meet the dragon, we
can successfully negotiate, the second is permission to dock our
ship in your ports and protection against any of your
like without any fees or protection from your dock
Masters. And the third is a small Vessel
of water with I see you. Have you have some lovely ponds
here? If are there, if you have any
creatures in these ponds any fish, any anything that lives in
there? I request 10 or 20 of them in a
container of water. And you see her delegating this
work turning immediately to one of her ladies that are off to
the side and just kind of gesturing with her eyes, who
starts pulling out a pad and starts, right?
Stuff down. Let me make sure you got that,
right? She's looking down at the lady
and reiterating a chest of gold for the dragon, with the with
The jars for the breath. Protection for your ship.
In our ports, are free of charge, yes, free of charge,
right? That write that down in Portage,
free of charge. And our alert.
How much can you quantify the amount of it?
Sounds like fish and or is it ocean.
So salt, salt, and freshwater saltwater, ocean fish creatures,
things that live underwater that is I'm going to look over
whoever's next to me. Like that is what sent to Dunya
is bottle, right? Salt water.
Nipper, only a history with advantage.
Oh, Hamilton continued. Shouldn't I think cousin was in
the water? Yeah, I did a lot.
I think it was, I don't know. I just breathe water.
And I don't think, or I can breathe underwater, and I don't
think you gave a description of what water it is.
No nephew definitely recognized though.
It was saltwater a Briny substance.
It was entering your Aquatic magical, breathing, and
Hamilton. You would know for certain just
from the air. That was surrounding the ship,
let alone any of the water that had touched you.
It felt like home. So it was definitely saltwater
and if I might add 11 possible concession as well.
Maybe we'll see how Okay, think of this.
If all of this works out as intended in, we create this
trade system, right? Perhaps, we ask that the rum
rollers cooperated our Corporation, gets some sort of
cut in this trade, or we facilitated or something like
that, you know, just thinking of the future and their children
and my brothers Oh, so like a bronze Cade.
Yeah, Statue. Will you do?
We do usually get paid at the end of our jobs?
I think the payment here though is the flying ship.
I don't know if there are additional Peter.
I'll be like, yes, fella saltwater saltwater creatures
there. And will there be any financial
compensation for us? At the end of this?
Do we get paid? Well, you bring up an excellent
point and it was well sought after from raulerson, was it to
make this a financially Financial endeavor?
We could probably work something out and she, she looks over at
one of the Giants. Help me with this page and she
flips one of the large Pages. She's reading through, it seems
like a lot of other pieces in the book that she's going
through there. We could probably do and she's
like oh decimal point that she's got muttering to herself.
We could probably do a half of percent off of all of the
prophets brought through the castle.
All the prophets brought to the castle each or half a
percentage, half a percentage for the rum rollers as a group,
as long as they exist. And for only in regards to the
dragon's breath transactions. And second the consistent income
for when we no longer You know, fear and of course, I have a
whole family. I have to think of, I point to
my siblings and that's all that everybody, okay, with that?
You're talking amongst each other right now.
How much did she say? Original with if we want a 2%?
Should we ask for a 5% or is that okay?
I feel like, yeah, I feel like being like that for said is
reasonable. Yeah, we can meet in the middle
to what happened. I think we went to percent,
we're going to ask for five started five.
My queen is more reasonable given given our giant sacrifice
than the the time and efforts going to take us and the dangers
ahead. The dangers and Hazards.
Yeah. Good roll Neptune's, you were
presenting it. It seemed and she gets to
thinking, and she goes well understandable of the dangers in
such. However, this is also a danger
of the crowned we're giving you an entire chest of gold of
Investments and Who's the city wants to come back?
Doesn't piss the dragon off, and he comes back and just
annihilates the entire city. See, this is this is the
conundrum that I've been living under, all the lives of the
partygoers here. Must lift, the dragon gets mad
and comes after the city, then you won't have to worry about
our 5% cuz there will be no City.
It's true. I'm not gonna lie.
This must be the famous Hamilton.
I've heard so much about as well.
Oh, I'll be right back. Sure this is, it's an excellent
point. Excellent point.
It is a large risk. Your lives.
But you know the how do you weigh your lives against the
hundreds of thousands of lives that are in the city.
The the challenge that I have here is that I could go up a bit
but you got to understand, there's going to be people that
I'm going to have to pay to make sure that the the Dragons, Jaws
are enchanted correctly. So there isn't any accidents in
the processing of the, the breath, and on the distribution
side, after the fact, taking the breath to all of those that have
been afflicted by the magical sickness here, there's a lot of,
you know, ins and outs to the business.
And if you're not going to partake in any of them, I think
the most that I could actually increase it to Is 1%.
But you have to spend money to make in, wait, wait, wait, what
about of this magic jogger start coming in eventually all of your
people are going to have their powers back and then you're
going to be having a stockpile of magic powers which will
increase your productivity of all your factory, which will
increase your gold flow. Yes yes.
Yes and you need to understand what 1% is and she snaps her
fingers to one of the ladies and she writes a number down on it.
Hands it to talk to the lady and she hurries off picking up her
skirt and she and you see her fancy heels sticking out from
under it. As she scurries off towards you
guys and net being in the front. She hands you a piece of paper.
Oh, he's not here either. No, I'm back.
Okay, good good. Good.
Hands, you a piece of paper with a number on it.
You can tell but it's been folded and you but you can see
but you can see some of the numbers even though it's folded
just threw the paper. And this is one percent, she
says on a monthly basis. Oh, are the numbers big.
I don't I send it to two in particular just so that because
he was the only one out in front, the lady handed it to her
and do with that information at Will's, I'm going to pipe up be
like I have a compromise. What if What if 1% is sufficient
as well as we have an open invitation, that cannot be
rescinded to any. And every party that you have in
the palace, I am very amicable to that solution as long as the
rum rollers are down to partay. She says, well, Jess trick
gesticulating and started asking her hair in the throne room.
Umm, as enthused about partying, as she is like her
contemporaries and stuff around her.
Are they like, yes, let's party or do they look exhausted.
The two guards that are standing closest to you, that are
humanoid size are looking somewhat exhausted and they're
rolling their eyes a bit at the partying but the the maids are
definitely getting bigger grins by the second.
You can tell as the Days time. Pick sticks by knowing that
they're getting closer to a bacchanal of events in the
evenings. Yeah.
Cuz I'm not gonna lie. I'm ready to party.
I want to get done with these negotiations. 1%, I don't know,
I don't know if nap wants to weigh in.
I'll ones that probably as long as we have.
Also some party. Think that's just like food,
free food and free drink whenever whatever you want.
I was just going to bring up showing me May the slip.
Oh it seems to be want to kept secret but you're the main one
doing the negotiation and if we do get a tune out of the bottle
and flying thanks this whole deal.
It'd be like nothing to come back here.
Yeah. I don't know if you're trying to
come in like a second. Okay, if the Queen's, I'm going
to look around at the rest of the room rollers, look at the
queen is amenable to 1% and parties. 1% 1% paid out each
month, plus an open it up and yeah, plus an open invitation
that seems reasonable to me. I'm a, I'm not mad about that.
All four of us are jazz hands. Jazz hands thing and the queen
says, what's let us the party? Begin on one last final
business. Take that note and eat it.
And that is the command has longer think?
I'm yeah. So you feed, you feed it to net
because I think he handed it to you last.
Oh yeah. Go back to that and you you do
eat it. Then yeah.
I Constitution roll with advantage.
Oh, it's because I'm a goat, it's drugs.
Yeah, I was thinking like, man. What if?
It's a beautiful feet of LSD or something?
Yeah, you might not be far off there as you take the piece of
paper in your mouth you realize that it does have a different
consistency than what you remember paper have.
It's not as crunchy. It does kind of dissolve a
little bit in your mouth a little bit quicker to and there
is a wonderful fruity Aroma to it, which kind of alerts you and
you're making a face, and she goes no, don't stop.
Now as you're making the face and presumably you can send you.
Yeah. Wait, what were you doing?
Should I have shared this with everybody?
You say that out loud. Yes she goes, no, don't worry,
there's more where that came from and sinew mounting the
munchies. It's kind of like the Lifesaver
strips, you know, like are you just stick it on your tongue has
solved? That's what it seems to as the
more. You hold it in your mouth and in
the paper itself was only probably about 6 inches long.
So you ate it into B I would say Oh, I would just crumble it up
and shove it in. Oh, I would have thought that
it's Josh. You'd never eat paper before.
That's not how I eat paper. I like the crunchy bits, so I
try to eat it a little bit at a time, you know.
Anyways, so you know, it's more about your yeah.
You're you're feeling okay. Now otherwise it's that was the
only things that you're picking up on on it from now but the
queen does start to kind of like seem to as the lady comes back.
Start making some demands of her and you here just an undulating
bass sound throughout the Castle, start to Pump It Up.
Up as as one of the Giants, kind of make some gestures in the air
and mumbled under their breath. You're guessing one of them has
to be a DJ of some sort of magical sort and then she turns
from her maids and announces to you meet me at the pink plush
pig and one hour. It is in the red ring District.
I'm sure you've heard of this amazing.
Place in your travel so far. It is the Talk of the Town at
the say, the least and gives me some time to get ready.
If you do need some Chambers to get ready yourselves, I can make
some already for you available for you.
Yes, please, we're not partying in the castle.
Ah the castle is is Grand for certain occasions, but the
everyday we'd like to go to this pink blush Pig.
It is just amazing. The magician who specializes in
party. Magix is phenomenal. okay,
doctor says, with like a wave of her hand and Tilt of her head.
Yes rooms. Please as well as the fish.
Yes. The fish and jars and such And
she gestures to the other giant who doesn't seem to be doing
DJing such of the, the jaws. And gold will be brought to your
rooms but if you go back out towards the courtyard, you came
in from, okay? And I know this is the last bit
of business but didn't that the the gentleman of the warehouse
come with us to also speak to the queen?
He's been wait until she is high at this party.
He's been Standing back behind you guys for the most part with
his arms crossed and as you're looking bad at it back at him
cat. He does step past the raw
Essence and kind of peak past the last one in line here.
I'm not sure which one that is. And tell us says my queen.
Yes, this is tell us. So, tell us you've knighted me
many moons ago now. It was during the high Moon of
each class on the and she goes, oh yes.
Yes tell us. She's doesn't seem to actually
recognize him. You can kind of tell from just
his her face. You think you could roll an
Insight if you think farther past it.
But she, he goes on to say, yes, I've just come to ask some
things but it seems you've been working working this out on your
own, my scientists. Have also come to the
conclusions yours have. It seems about the dragon's
breath. I would like to be cut in, on
this deal that you've been talking about.
Ah, tell us Why would you interrupt such a good time
already for this? Well, just, you know, one last
piece of business and I will buy the first round on me.
Queen, Well, what are you? What is your offer?
Sorry, my accents are getting mixed up there easily, but the
queen. Yes, what is your offer?
Tell us? Well, I would like to offer some
just, you know, that half a percent sounded nice, but I
understand that it was for a larger group.
So, I'll tell you what, for running the operations, when it
comes to the footwork of getting the enchanter, Has in order and
such. How about I take?
10% and not from the prophets to only to invest it back into the,
the, the people that are working at the ground floor and she goes
thinking to herself. As fun rolling against myself
and she goes well I have heard some complaints about the book
and the working class not getting paid enough.
So I tell you what, make it 15 percent and you make sure
everyone gets a high raised. And he goes.
Yes, ma'am. And he salutes and clicks his
heels. And Then says, let the party be
started. I will be at the pink.
Blush Pig. And the first rounds on me.
Yeah. As long as he's leaving the
whole just yeah head back out to the Courtyard.
Yeah. But what am I Maids?
Will help you out and she just starts like talking to the other
one and you just hear the eat since that was their start to
get some deeper and louder as well as some.
Carmody coming in to make some sort of Melody that underneath
the base. I was just thinking the guys
actually just beatboxing about to see the queen.
Do a barrel stand. Took me a moment to connect The
Keg Stand. So we have rooms guys and the
castle and one is one of the maids does come up to you at
that point. And she goes, my name is So,
your see and you can follow me and she just goes off towards
the direction. You guys came in.
Recap of that many squares that quickly, sorry faster.
I'll start removing you could move your characters with the
arrow keys. Why out?
There we go again. Does not move the camera.
RAR Olson's. Can you move up a square?
There we go. I couldn't grab her again.
You come in Hamilton, I would love to but I am Mike, I don't
have a character. I'm looking at it like a
courtyard. It looks like here.
You don't have that. Write a shadow.
We Face. Everything's all gray.
Never go there, Simba. Okay.
Let me see if I can grab this other.
Oh no. Is it dog?
S only seeing Gray? Well, not only a great but they
are largely colorblind, okay? I didn't know if his dogs or
cats. Oh, there we go.
How about now bear? I don't know about cats, but
dogs are largest color blind, they don't see red.
Gonna move. There we go.
Buzz off. And seriously walks out of the
chambered, towards the east, then head south and you see into
the largest Courtyard that you've seen in your life because
there's easily a couple hundred year old trees in there, along
with what looks like a bunch of people either bouncing to the
movie music or passed out already in the center of the
courtyard and half of which are mostly naked.
All of which are also Orcs as much as the queen was an orc to
be clear but her the servant that is leading you is human to
any other details that might need admit.
Realize clean welcome. Or you know I figure choose an
organ seeing that we're in sort of tease, okay?
The main race wasn't wasn't representing and royalty.
I don't know. I feel like that lines up with
imperialism pretty pretty spot-on.
Yeah. What this obviously some piles
in here the Orcs took over and you know, It's Under New
Management, and she just knocks on door opens this door.
And lets you guys all in just to the east of the courtyard.
The first door on the, on your left.
I can let you guys in. If your guys are all following,
that's what I was. Yes, just making sure of you
also to to okay. Bobby.
Explosion. This blue sheets.
No sploosh. He's just food.
How I lost my characters. Where did they go?
I don't know. You're going next to me is climb
up high. Hello.
And in these beds that are 10 15, 20, 25 feet long and 15 feet
across your your hearing her say these are made for Giants.
As we have some on staff a few shirt certainly seen and are
only in between places for some of our guards to sleep on their
watches before they head back home.
Sorry for the poor accommodations.
But as it were Were the queen only has has these to offer in
the short order. I could make some nicer ones
available in the future. But as it stands right now
before the party starts, this is probably the best place to be,
unless you want to already, you know, be down to pound.
She says, before turning around to walk out, like, you just
finish please. Yes, I will send the send Drexel
along and two bottles of vodka, please vodka what is oh maybe
it's from my home country some sort of strong spirit Not a
ghost to be specific. Okay, I don't want I don't do
like, I do, I don't want Ronan. Do you mean liquid Libations?
Yes. Okay, I can make such a
commendations. Don't live here?
Okay. Thank you.
Wait. One of you guys is a revenant.
No, you're talking about like strong spirits and not the Coast
Guard and gotcha. I don't know if you guys want to
elaborate on how you're preparing yourself for the pate.
So this seems like it's going to be a real intense party, so I'm
going to take my nice clothes off and put my like, clean
clothes back on. I'm just going to start
preheating my feathers in the middle of this bed.
Yeah, like the throttle things are all grooming each other.
Now, remember Jeffrey, when you go into the party, you have to
curtsy the Lords. And Ladies, they're very fancy
here. Never knowing only party on the
coastline. Feels he is ready to party.
There's he doesn't understand why they're grooming.
It tastes different types of parties.
I was actually wondering because I know we had like traveled all
this way and we had been shopping for quite a few
sessions after we had like our altercation with the guards at
the gate and I feel like we've had a lot of stuff happened that
has happened in like One Singular day and now that it is
the noon or evening and the Sun is setting or already set.
The we have just been through a lot in this one day and now
we're about to go party. Yep.
Wayne what the queen do? We want to do a short rest or a
long rest, it's an hour. So yeah we could only do a short
rest, a short rest. Sure.
A little bit of clothes I Take a quick catnap and then we are
will like beer bong. These two bottles of liquid at
liquor. Let's do it.
What are the effects of the paper so far?
As you know, standing there looking around at everyone and
wondering what why they're preparing for the party as you
would stated parties get Pretty Dirty.
You start to chuckle at yourself at the word dirty and the the
friends around you, Look more attractive than you ever thought
they could. And you're you're wondering
whether or not the hair on your pants is covering up, what you
should be doing or what you're currently experiencing.
Which is a harder than normal lower appendage.
Don't ii o, is that the kind of paper that you write back in?
Was that cat? Yeah, you know how I feel about
the chicken. Right now, you're feeling pretty
good about everything. Just to elaborate even more on
the sensations that you're feeling.
It's does seem to be slowly increasing in intensity of that
goodness. But go ahead.
Maybe I rolled the performance clip.
Pull out the the dish to spin it up the portal to do now.
Okay? Oh, you want to go there?
All right, I want to open up the portal.
I'm anticipating a delivery of fish.
I would like to bring a DNA friends.
Okay, I was just asking for setting something because I can
I can take you there obviously. But oh yeah.
No I just well I'm gonna go there real quick.
That's true. You can just take me there.
So I want to open the portal over here in front of what looks
like the fireplace I suppose. It's out of the way.
I don't I don't know how nips going to react to it.
Out of the way. And then yeah, I will go through
the portal. A window overlooking.
The city is what you're standing in front of and you do see the
the last pieces of red as the sky turns to black disappear it
and the portal opens in front front of you.
No problem. Think that was a yeah 20.
Yeah, no problem. You spend it on the tip of your
finger and it pops open and you are waiting Ed you as you
finished spinning the plate to the Door knocks, are you here
that rather the the somebody knocking at the door?
At a large deep bass rumbling from the outside.
You all you all fixings? I yeah.
And that's up to you. It sounds almost distorted and
like part of the music almost and you just, you can't stop
yourself. You start wiggling your hips and
your hands and waving around. We join the Army behind him.
We messed around in a circle. Yeah Insight.
Okay, so now I have horrible and say, well, I'm poppy.
Nope, I see nothing perception. Then actually, in this
particular case, because you're right next to him, it wouldn't
be an Insight. You can see him.
Physically moving would be the thing rather than any other way.
I still rolled the three. So now that was in sight.
I, I called, I called it wrong. You go to the dorm, you a hand.
I rolled the really excited. It caught my hand.
And open it to see what's there. And on the other side, you see
the giant that was very well-dressed from the Queens.
Chambers and her throne room and he has in one hand, the chest
that is at least twice your size and then in the other he has a
little well actually. Dangling off the pinky that's
holding the chest heat, you can hear clinking some jars or
bottles or something, something glass in the inside and kind of
awkwardly he's holding in the in the other hand but look.
To be like a large. Barrel kind of under his arm and
you don't you don't quite know what's in there right now.
But he says you, this is for the rum rollers and he sets them all
three down the jars on top of the chest and the barrel next to
the chest. So I'm going to stop and be
like, oh yes, yes, yes, but can you can you bring them this way,
please? I'm going to lead him over to
the portal to go through the portal because if not, I would
cast floating disc so that he could set the barrel down on
doesn't get right up next to the portal and he goes I'm not going
through there. Okay, so after I hear him say
that, I am going to cast floating disc in front of him,
just gonna let out a little purple of a peacock.
And it is a plane of force that's three feet in diameter
and 1 inch thick and 3 feet above the ground.
And it'll follow me around as I walk around and he goes I am
familiar and he sets all the things down on top of that.
Name is going to clap their hands again real fast and
excitedly. I'm gonna nod my head to the
giant awesome. Go.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm going to walk through the
portal and the disc is going to follow me.
Yeah, I'm gonna follow and as you guys are going into and
setting those things up on the other side, I'm guessing he
pulls out two bottles from inside of his well dress coat
and goes. I think this was part of the
order to he turns to the larger part of the room and he's you
see hands out of the bottle. This kind of bubbly, looking
clear, ish liquid. The cats are currently jumping
up and down on the bed since they didn't notice, I've got
forgot the name already. What was your name?
Again, the guy who is really high snip snip snap.
That's right, not since I didn't nap.
Well, well, I'll jump down from one of the beds and then run
over and grab the bottles. Like excellent.
Thank you so much. Would you like to party?
And he goes, I was partying last night.
I think I'm on recuperation currently.
I feel for you my friend here I'll finish up a little bit of
charcoal from one of the fireplaces.
If you eat this it will soak up some of the toxins that's gross.
I'm chewing on a piece pregame, huh.
I'll have to consult my doctor and he just walks out.
I can't believe it. This place has doctors, it's
fancy. I must have a great health care
package as part of the benefits, right?
Working Castle. Benefits.
The queen want you to be able to party as long as you can.
So you've got to have good health care, acute, liver and
shape. You know it's a real fantasy
setting when we're talking about Good Health Care and you do did
not notice nip tripping balls. Just kind of looks like he's
standing there stoically staring off into the distance.
Waiting for the party to start. Listen, I am just here five and
now All the pretty colors. So on a dune, a, I just want to
like, check in say hi. Show doing it.
He runs up bra. Dump them into the open.
Oh, and uh, asked to store the gold and the jars.
Hello, Mimi. Those are, those are nice.
I appreciate the gesture with the fish and those I believe
jellyfish. Oh, look at those crab.
This will keep me entertained for hours.
Thank you. Yeah, I also want to let you
know that we have gotten permission to let her Port.
So anytime soon as we figure out how to get out of this bottle,
we can put her back in the real ocean.
This is like a stopgap, this sounds lovely.
I do do so hope that the bottle can stay intact because it has
been a lovely vacation but I'm about fucking done with it.
Same. We want a little Bishop.
Yeah I really want to chase down these whatever these sea
creatures. Are that steal the magic.
I really want to go. Fuck them up and I are both
become a sub or is it just a flying one for not flying?
Do I know I probably don't hear him.
Talk about fucking up sea creatures?
No, no, I didn't know you had that kind of group.
Nip here loves the sea and it's, you know, it's probably not all
sea creatures, you know, it's just a generalization.
No, no, this is the one. But the bandits.
So I'm guessing the giant handed.
You ralston's the bottle, you said you did you do anything
with those? I mean once we were all ready to
go I was going to in the meantime, can I attempt some
sort of check to make like a makeshift like beer bong?
Let me think about that. One for a minute, I mean on that
table. Able there.
I do see a candelabra, maybe a vase.
There's two chests for chess. It's gotta be like like a
wineskin. That's possible.
We could make shift something babe.
You should smell this. Liquid to see how strong it is.
I don't know if you want to chug it.
No, we do. So, we're confident.
No, need to check. Roll still loading.
I thought I was hoping it would have loaded faster than this and
I would have had an answer for you by now but it's is taking
its sweet time. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ready to see if I can go here, go here and
see. They see me, loading hating.
Are you sure you wanted to skip out on that Bard class in mice?
So high out of my mind. Do I notice some drinking?
If you want to roll or rather create a skilled of like General
crafting, I would probably put it with a dexterity, which would
be sleight-of-hand just in my mind for.
Yeah, that's what I figured it would be.
But if you wanted well, yeah, it could just be a general,
crafting skill, even if you wanted, that's for anyone.
And it would be increased by one person from this particular
after this particular scenario. So whatever your sleight of hand
is, go ahead and roll that and then increase it by one.
Can I get I was really, really, really bad today watching these.
I don't normally make things. I am normally the, the idea guy
I should have had growl make it, I forgot.
So you do not take it. Take the wine skin though, the
the Candelabra you put on top of it.
And you're able to put like a larger hole through Through it
to kind of like hold the liquid, in the the wine skinnier about
to put a hole in that. What you can't.
You're like trying to pull at the seam and then you make it a
little bit too big in the water spills, all over the floor,
staring at your companions like oh well I fall on the ground and
roll in the water and then my siblings come over and begin
grooming me. Intoxicating grooming.
Yep. Oh, and thank you, pretty bad to
be clear. I don't think it was the, the
liquid in the bottles yet. The bottles are no.
No, just the water. Yeah.
It's a prime opportunity to see
free bath. These things don't come to free.
You Norm normally where I come from.
Is Hamilton taking a gamble of the bottles.
I will pass on this one, I will observe the situation and see
what happens and then go We will drink the bottles one side.
Everybody's ready to go. I've been ready.
I was born ready. I came back after doing all my
stuff to do day and close the plate portal and put it back my
backpack. As you come out, that's when you
see us. Begin, shotgunning.
These Bottles got gutting. The glass bottles.
Yeah, not shotgunning, but like okay I'm gonna say guys laying
okay. Go ahead and roll me a
constitution. Probably you.
Does the charcoal help that I ate?
Probably still with disadvantage this point, but as it passes
across your palate, you are tasting some ever.
We present floral notes with just a heavy sweetness on top of
it. That's a coding.
Pretty much everything else. I don't know how to do
disadvantage with the so I'll just roll play.
I think it's Kurt roll. We Roll.
The sounds like a Meade. Yeah, I'll just turn the
internet off three. Let's go use about three, gulps
in, and start to lose your breath, because it's filling
your nostrils with the with the vapors and you, you choke, and
you go, and you say good stuff. And as You saying such to you,
everyone tells you you're already talking in cursive
Hawking and I have to achieve my goal, let's go party with the
queen. Your mutant.
Let's do it. Let's go party.
Sorry, let's talk about Sean. Anybody else?
Hit in this bottle. Go ahead and roll me a
constitution. Me babe.
And I know maybe smell, right. Yep.
I heard an EPS, all right. As you standing there, nip, and
you're just kind of staring at some things.
You see the Portal open and close mimei and cat, go in and
out. And you're like, moving at the
fucking speed of light. What the fuck is this shit?
Oh my God. What?
Sorry? I know you're good, you're good.
So me may you take a sip of the liquid and you feel it.
Burn everything in your mouth, including your nose somehow,
even though it didn't touch your nose and your eyes start to
water, just from that one Sip, and you feel it?
Burn all the way down. Creating this nice warming.
Lovely sensation in your stomach.
But as it as the burning. L, you do taste those floral
notes with a heavy coating of Sweetness in your, in your mouth
lingering. Also, it's not need.
Okay. And me and the rural sins.
Knepper on the same page. Now not quite I would say that
you are there quite there. They're rather talking very
loudly that you can tell to too loud for themselves but you're
you're only like a little flush in the cheeks.
You can feel it starting already and you're just, you know, a
little bit more comfortable with all the Situation's been playing
out today. You're calmer little bit more.
Laxed. Good deal.
We all go to high-five, you Let's go, bro, Pros.
Let's go bro. We start chest like returning to
search ads, both hands and high five of you as well as I can.
You have to high-five down to me.
Maze height, low 54 me high five for you.
Come on Barbie. Let's go party.
You hear a little bit of that in the air kind of somehow.
Hamilton. She's going to the party.
She's also going to the party. But yeah, let's let's look at
this situation. Dick, it going so you say that
and grab the bottle, Do we know who we're actually getting to
the party? They have a littler is their
transportation being provided by the castle, or do we have to
like, yeah. Do you have to Uber to have to
show leg? Do we have to put get on my
back? We could Sprint there because we
are invest and we have two short leg.
And then you remember the card that Timothy left, you with the
carriage driver Who You'd hired for the day.
Yeah, that's right. We did hire him for the day,
okay? So I say we activate that when
we get to the front door, okay? And were you were you were
snapping up this bottle, there Hamilton or cap to be clear.
The drunker, you are the happier, the queen will be on.
I think everybody should. At least a drink from the
bottle. You don't have to chug it at
least a drink. Oh, we deserve it.
Who's holding the bottle for cat?
I just thought I will. I mean, they will hear little
chicken here to just have some is good and Cat opens.
That his beak and you drip some in there and you can see the the
chicken and just snap its be closed and shake its head real
suddenly like yeah. And and scrape on the ground a
couple times and like poked its head formula Is don't have Peta
here, right? Who's Peter?
Oh, ha ha. Peta.
I thought I was my first thought was like bread bread pita bread
delicious. It is Not that nothing animal
Association. And yep.
So, okay, cat is pretty much on the level with ralston's.
It seems like it's just out of it, but still in it somehow,
like, you know, moving to the groove.
But not not exactly caring about anything else and nap your
you're still in and out of it. In the sense of you're moving to
the groove every now and again, but then you're just staring off
into space the other times. Yeah, but you still feeling
great, like this is the goodness that you wished, you felt every
day of your life. Yep, like a tune with
everything. All the vibrations are feeling
exactly what they should be. So maybe not X but something
else--and math. I'm trying to figure out what
does it is like magazine. It's the magic ultimate drug
that doesn't exist in real life but only in this game.
Hmm. No.
Adverse side effects like addiction.
I mean, you might like to Africa.
So destruction. What a world, what a side
effect. Well, I mean like was a Croc
skin and stuff like that. Or like look at what Coke does
to people. Yeah.
They're they're dangerous or can
be. Oh yeah.
So what you guys do in there, any other party prep?
All right. I don't really have.
I'll do my nails. I'll take a swig from the
bottle. Fuck it.
Everyone else. Is it?
Do it, do it, do it. Look at that, it does nothing to
me again. From this way you can feel the
feel the burn and you appreciate it though as to what it is.
And you're quite sure. This is from some of the finest
sugarcanes that you've tasted. As you can tell, the burn though
is definitely from some of the top, tier Distillery is, even
though the bottles themselves you're looking for a label and
you're seeing nothing. So if this would be a rump bump
that we're all drunk. Money rum.
Yeah indeed that's appropriate. Queen such a such a sweet.
Gal. I've app that first drinks goes
down, so smooth and it's sugary sweetness to spring back into
like a Harmony of like more peaceful time in my life.
I just take another big Swig of it.
Let's do. What are you also a pirate once?
Do you ask that out loud? Yeah. no, not I Well you seem
like you are have a special appreciation for that drink,
which I also do and it also doesn't affect me too much
apparently tonight. That's because you didn't want
to use my new beer bong, the broken thing on the ground
there. Did I Anyway.
You're feeling a little sip that you're continuing to take off
the top is appropriate because it's only the slightest bit
still, you know, starting to warm you up but nothing more.
Hi, welcome back your shit-faced.
We almost drowned, the cock. Now, that was supposed to be for
way later as a different game. Sorry.
That's the game. We call play Pick, pickle the
Cucumber. Nice.
We haven't left for this party yet.
No. Not yet passed within an hour by
now. If we could totally go, I think.
Yeah, let's make our way to the front door and then we'll call
Timothy. Hi.
So, you guys all start wandered towards the front door there.
We sure do. I mean, I have a disadvantage
Yeah, I definitely communicate to the team that that is the
that's what we're doing. We are I say this very clearly.
We are heading to the front door.
And you say that but knepp still just kind of stands there.
You all filter out through the door and then you're the last
one in the room besides nap and you're like, come on.
Yep. And it follows you out of the
room just this nice glazed. Look and a huge grin for sure.
He's your uncle. It's real doped up.
And and your, as you actually start to move because you
haven't moved, since you got into the room.
You realize your, this is probably one of the best
Sensations you've had in your life as your muscles extend and
contract as you move forward. And it looks like to everybody
else that you're just walking really slowly.
But you're just like giggling to yourself as you're walking.
For some of that paper. Container.
There's a party. There's a party.
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo party.
Go to the red light. I tried that one, too, but it
kept cutting out. What's that?
Who has the card for Timothy? Do I have it?
I feel like you might, you know, I think I stopped.
I think you put it in your bag. Yeah.
In my bag, the hill. So I hear you ask them to reach
my head under my wing and into my bag and start.
Desperately searching for Timothy's car. and, Your your
bag is pretty large to go ahead and roll my perception.
Thought you'd never notice. Do I roll a disadvantage at all?
No. Okay. 12 actually roll with
Advantage o with is your is your bag?
Well I tried to help you. Do you do find the corner of it?
You think as a card and you pull it out and You, you do see
Timothy's name on it. So you guys walk out the front
gate and standing at the entrance to the castle I got
everybody in the Titus. Okay, I turn in hand the card to
Mimi. I'm gonna try to activate it to
call Timothy. So you take it out and you shake
it and Timothy's Carriage sort of materializes.
It looks like at the end of the entrance to the castle.
Just she's shit apart and He goes, You Rang.
Yes, take us to the pink. What was it?
Pink. Put something Pig.
The Pink Pig? Yeah, there's a third.
Big push hurt. That's it.
Plush The Pink Pig. Certainly please come in Then he
Taps The Carriage, like bangs that actually and the door
opens. I'm gonna come on.
We also piling but we all try at the same time and get stuck.
Is there a back seat like, you know, hanging off the carriage
so I can just like watch as we go and let my feet dangle.
There doesn't seem to be there. There is however, you know, the
the spot up next to the driver, on the bench in on the carriage.
I'm down to go next to the driver and he be that looks at
you trying trying to climb up. Go ahead and roll me a
acrobatics with disadvantaged and you look lonely up here but
if I hang out damn it you're the only one rolling real good
tonight because 19 you you shamble on up there quite
effectively and Plop down next to him and Timothy's.
Like, are you sure? You don't want to ride inside
that? Good sir.
It's much more comfortable. Okay?
Well any it is. Yeah and the As the as he does.
So the door closes on the last person that gets into the
carriage and you sitting on in front of the carriage Nipsey,
The Carriage actually moving this time and it and you're
seeing it go out of this District which as it does it
starts to go towards the bridge that goes over.
Arching over a wall, a big blue wall in this bridge.
This is lighter. Grayish blue arcing over it.
You can see and you look back at the castle which has this
immaculately purple roof all over it.
And you see down On into the next scent is essentially purple
or or oh, yeah. Drugged, you see the purple but
then your eyes start to alter everything around you, as the
light reflects or refracts off of the purple, making other
things purple. And you're pretty sure the roof
is actually purple. You can roll an Insight with
disadvantage. But you're, you're, you're
appreciating it, for what it is, at the very least and you're
seeing the bridge, go up, an oval see that.
And you're, as you're going up and over the bridge, everything
seemed normal, other than everything felt great, and you
feel the music of the castle, just throbbing in the
background, and as that was the cool night, fresh air burst
brush just rushing against. Your face kind of feels like
it's sobering you up because you the colors that you're seeing at
the edges of your vision do Fade.
As you see the top of the castle and this purple just Excellency
and you're going over top of the bridge and you look forward now
into the next District where you're headed.
It seems like of the red red ring District, you can guess
because all the roofs in the direction you're headed are red
and you come across descending over that bridge into that
District along the The road that's kind of this oranges tile
work. And You keep going along there
until you stopped in front of a for.
It was probably only, you know, 15 20 minute ride before you
stopped in front of this. What looks like a mundane house
establishment and two large pink pigs off to either side of the
entry stoop of the place. And he says we're here and he
knocks on the carriage. I attempt to leave the carriage,
he has you The first one trying to leave the door.
Hang up. I'm just walking towards the
door. Not going to attempt to walk
towards it. We always have to scramble out
as well. I knocked on the air, in the
open it up and down. You feeling veritably refreshed.
Although, as you hop down and stand down your to Hooves
nephew, you, they are a little wobbly.
I hear cat and the Robertsons leaving the carriage Me.
Maybe I'm gonna fall over, buddy.
Yeah. Okay, guys, and Timothy just
points to the, what looks like a regular house, you don't even
see flashing lights, you, you don't see any lights on inside
the house, it looks like, but he says, yeah, just knock on the
door. and, Go inside. Did the, did anyone give you the
passcode this evening and he looks inside of his vest looks
like he's looking at something. I don't got mineral.
Don't think so. Do you have?
Well you're going to and he he pulls the pull something out of
his vest, he unfolds a piece of paper, it was what it looks like
and he says today is Thursday. It's time of this month.
And okay, here we go. You're going to want to rub the
left Pig's snout and then smack the right pig's ass.
And then you're going to knock on the door three times.
There we go. That one.
Yeah, that's called me. May put their finger on their
nose and said this is not my job.
I'll never remember. This is complicated okay?
Okay so Joe's nephew will smack the ass and nephew heard blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah. All right.
I'm also try rash. So how does that looks like it's
up to a molten. You have, you can do we got
this? Do you want to know I'm still on
the drawbridge at the castle. Oh, sorry.
My bad. I didn't move the yeah.
You were our Wilson cat and nip are all hearing more or less.
The only part you heard of smack ass.
Yeah, I turned to the nearest person and attempt to slap their
but with my way that you looks to be either mom Bay or one of
them are Olson's, one of the rural students, it's definitely
Jeffrey, he, he who jumps a little bit and then kind of bash
really looks over his shoulder and then looks at the door, did
it work? Adora seems to be closed,
Hamilton, you understood all of that, though, okay.
Just going to approach the door now.
So code is so fancy. I'm going to look at Tennessee
and really thanks to him so real solid, give him the finger guns
because those Tim needed tip. Should we tip him?
Just the tips? I Stumble back to tip him.
Hey, Marty gold piece from us. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I gave it
to him. But again, I'm going to stumble
back and I'm going to just like fly up to his little seat and
land on one of his legs. And again, I'm gonna dip my head
into my satchel And where the hell did my inventory go?
Get, I'm just going to give them another gold piece and he goes,
well, this will feed the youngsters.
Well, for the next month. Thank you.
And he tips his hat and Tucks the gold piece away and his
vest. I nod my head very drunkenly at
him and then just leave off the carriage.
Sister, tell you and Sue future service, I'm sure and he slaps
the rain and ratings and rides off back at actually turning
around. And he says just flash the Cod.
I'll be at the stables for for the evening.
I'll just mention the rubber rubber rollers and names.
I think it is. I've heard been said as he rides
off. Just around the corner.
He's nice. What a swell fella, I know,
right? Alright, I Stumble my way back
to the door. Mimi's just going to look back
and forth from one pig to the other, but like we do something
to the pigs. Everyone step back, I got this.
I know my way around annoying Cur.
Said it was the right Pig. Slap slap Hong Kong slip slap -
I know, I'm just imagining you straddling, the pig and doing
weird things to it. I did this.
Look at both pigs. Do you, do you do like rub the
snout of this, right? One.
And then slap its ass and Then you're you don't see anything
happening. So you get on top of it and
like, try to like massage it from the from, from the front.
Then it's like, okay, maybe I need to warm it up or besides
think it's back. Let's go with Mike.
Where's the chicken? Apply chicken.
And look at you. Parker needs a cock, I'll hop
off and I'll resituate. And I'll do it again. you are a
little bit more gentle this time but you do both of all the
things that you said and then at the very end you are pressing
its ear and says please see Nothing happens.
Wait! Maybe this is something to do
with like the big bad wolf we have to pretend with the big bad
wolf. Like yes, right blowing on it,
you did. Well everyone turn your back
then. Can we try to roll a history?
Check to remember what the hell we were supposed to do?
Jesus, I mean I remember but I don't think can't remember
trashed. You guys are standing outside
slapping these pigs around and rub it.
Um and then from from the front door, it cracks open and you
just hear the some of the loudest music you ever heard,
which you don't even think it's used to get first, your all.
Startled and some brilliant lights blood out into the night
that you're standing out there and they go.
It's trying to get in. I why are you slapping are pigs
around. Oh hey, cool.
It works to the dorks I just walk through.
Whatever opening she's left. I'm sure it's small enough for
me to fit through even if she's just poking her head out and I
just margin the person standing in the doorway and since no no
more chicken Get out pushes you out.
What? Who's out here?
What's going on? Hey that's that's cat.
Not chicken. I forgot indignantly as I guess
I drunkenly fall down the stairs.
Hey, we were invited here man. Where's Kevin man?
Seems we just roll this with wait, don't we have papers or
something called on? Let's check.
Wait it's sweet. No, we ate the one with the
balance, it would need the one. The one that says we're cool.
So the person seems to have some sort of coming to Jesus moment,
look, sitting, looking down at cat and goes, oh, okay, this is
the rubber rollers. I stand up drunkenly ba-gawk be
missing to give him some finger guns.
Oh yeah, those guys the queen is waiting for for you in or
whether I said some quarters aside for you all but please
feel free to use the Dance Floor.
Should I take any of your coats and the doors flung away wide
open? All four of us tried to like
scramble through immediately? Yeah, yeah.
Shop in two different directions.
We're just going to shoot some finger guns and walk past.
I'm trying to grab all of you so there we go, off we go.
Not again, the void is a cool bar.
I can't even feel my hands. Whoa, you guys look inside and
it in the center of the the bumpin music that is just you're
not even sure if you're hearing it or if you're feeling it at
this point, because it's emanating from every base and
it's flooding through your whole body and your struggling.
Except you net, who are immediately dancing to the music
with little disregard to anything else.
And you see in the center of the Dance Floor, a large crystalline
structure that's just refracting, different colored
light all throughout to the different tones and basis and
music of the of the night and a bunch of people and creatures
undulating in the middle of the Dance Floor.
Nice sounds like a great. Okay.
So zoomed out because I you know, we all have to roll with
zoom in when he first ran for us I thought these slugs had like
cat heads cat slugs. Oh yeah.
These guys here. No.
I'm talking about these guys are
these guys? Yeah.
I see it. I see it.
It's going to go to the bar, because for this kind of a
party, May needs more alcohol or more, more.
Something I can't move. I can't move either.
I think we're stuck together, like I seen one of them ever
wear identifying, the same spot. You identify is the same spot.
I can move. Now, can you move yourself?
Maybe a little move cursor. Appears above my person, but I
can't move. Oh, that is weird.
I can't. I move other people.
I can't move them with my my arrow keys but I can move
everybody with just drag and drops.
I don't know what's up with that.
Well, there we go. Now I can move.
Okay, I'm going to go up to the bar.
I hope I can see over it. I'm gonna hop up onto the bar
and order a drink or just b'gok wildly until someone comes over
to me and yeah, you should. You should stay close to me.
And a Grizzly looking bartender. Kind of comes over and goes.
Are we going on? I'll speak of the three of the
finest rums for me, and my friends here, - it's gonna be
pretty penny or 12. So, you know, guests of the
queen, I believe it should all be Gratis.
Oh, Dad, the do you have the group name?
We are the rum rollers well knocking?
Hey, yeah. It just kind of this like exude
exhibited by the the fact, he's like my sister's lost two
Magics. I hope you can do something for
the queen has promised that you would and and the drinks would
be on the house for these reasons.
And that I'd be paid back. So I'm really excited and he
just runs away and grabs like he just run remodels, he's just
gone. I've seen the script is this
person passed out or is this a dead person?
Yeah, there's a seems to be a person passed out in front of
some doors to the, right? As you guys have walked in next
to the bar boys. Definitely an orc of some sort,
just laying in front of another set of doors.
You're breathing there. There there's no vomit or
anything. They're just, what seems to be
asleep on the floor. That's the check.
So, and he comes running back and He's slams down, three
bottles. And he says this oughta, hold
you over, and it's a one is clear.
One is an ambush dark color and one is almost midnight black.
Sure. For the Amber one.
Let's start with the midnight black one.
Well, in my professional opinion, I would guess one is a
white rum. One is a spiced rum in one is a
black shirt. Wrap.
This is this fellow's. Got the straight of it.
We get glasses. Oh yes.
And he goes under the bar and just grabs a stack of them and
set them in front of you. How big are these glasses?
These are probably just about normal.
Tumblr glasses sitting in front of you.
And he did set the the glasses in front of cat, but had said
the bottles along the in front of me, May essentially.
And when you would grabbed for the center Center one, which is
the Amber one blind or Hamilton. There were two, two more.
Are you grabbing for a glass and everything to guessing?
Yes for. But I just want to make sure
that I get the spiced one and then they can fight over the
other two. Wait, I think the whole bottle
their self. Can we get a straw for our
friend cat here? Didn't and chicken just use
straws in a magical mystical Universe.
They can. What, what is what is this
straw, you speak of? It's like a small piece of
bamboo that you would put in your drink to siphon the liquid
out of your glass. Oh, I know.
I'm going to use Mage hand. I'm going to cast Mage hand to
pour myself, a drink. Should I roll any Niche hand?
Ever. You do, do you need a verbal and
a semantics for that one? I believe.
Yes. So I'm gonna cast Mage hand and
I'm just going to make a short clucking sound at the dark rum
bottle. And the semantic portion.
Which is emotion of some sort. Well, I figured you could just
be like, the bobbing of my head as I block it.
Okay, so you're kind of like bobbing your head at that I got,
you know, and I'm just kind of like settled down in front of
the glass that I want the Mage hand to pour into and your
bottle comes out or your hand. Only appears to you.
I think it is correct. No one else can really see it
either, huh? Yes.
Spectral. Floating hand.
Okay. So everybody knows there's a
feathered hand that comes out of nowhere and grabs the bottle and
grabs the glass off the top and starts pouring.
You a glass in front of you all, you have fingers I also set it
to pour a glass for me, may as well before putting the bottle
down, and then I just start, I guess drink.
I just start dunking my head into the thing and that taking
sips is gonna start taking some drinks.
Hold up my glass, to my, to my companions here, I'm like for a
better tomorrow. I've been gawking agreement and
go back to dunking my head into my drink.
Roar / R /. R /.
R 0, welcome to the party. Hello, we're going to go up to
the guy who's passed out. Hey buddy.
Do you want to keep partying with us?
Not if you say if you want to let me not as head.
Yeah we pick him up and start week end up burning burning
easing him. Okay he says our new friend.
And they burn a nice, him carry him around performance of the
burn. Damn.
What is others of my threes? It was a tuna.
Three all day. Yeah, the fuck.
Yeah. You succeed in picking them up.
Your pennies are quite certain that of what you're doing.
But everybody and everybody else just doesn't seem to care.
We begin, kind of like crowd surfing him.
And in the crowd, it seems to sort of work because as you all
for kind of pick him up on your hands and pass them off to the
next person. They're sort of forced to grab
onto them or or we're be buried under him.
So this person is just being passed around in the crowd.
We not to each other but job well done.
We walk up to the bar and order drinks.
Well, you walk up to the bar and you see that your companions
have already got drinks in front of them.
That's nice. We had like some of these.
Oh they have bottles. Yes, we have right now in front
of us we have a clear bottle and a dark bottle and the dark
bottle is opened. That was the one we were
pouring. A third bottle has disappeared
into. Hamilton's gullet says he's
drinking. I didn't see a constitution from
Hamilton. Or let's say as cat was
describing the bottles and will time will reach up onto the
counter and pull the a bottle closer to myself.
Oh no, oh God. I so it's immediately vomit.
Wow falls off, it falls off door.
I would say all inhibitions are lost currently knepp has walked
into the bar to to explain that particular piece of the fact.
And it's just staring at the Crystal with the largest of eyes
and unable to stop dancing for music that you can move around
freely. But while you're moving, you are
dancing to the Eat. There's nothing stopping the the
motion of your body to this music.
Dance to the beat that extra. And you, you're loving every
second of it because it feels flipping amazing.
Like, the, like you just somehow taken a bath.
A bubble bath with the most cleansing salts, and your ears
are being harassed by angels and you've just ejaculated four
times and hearing his bath salts as towards.
I don't know if you're moving or doing anything with that, nip.
I am I mean, I'm kind of feeling like I want more paper, but
although I'm probably gonna have to go in a bit.
Okay. Now that's fair.
You watch. Watch the rural simply now.
Yes, might be entertained by the role sins in the light, and
you'd seen the raulerson's past the fork off into the crowd.
While everybody else was getting it for during a drink.
You see more or less, But the soberness of the ride over is
definitely you can tell fading especially after you had seen
the Crystal and felt the music and you're losing track of where
your friends are even though they're only like 20 feet away
from you. You just engrossed in the music,
you can barely focus and anything that's not literally
right in front of you, which are lasers and lights and mist and
fog, and music like an extreme. Tea time.
Yeah, it is and my life, as for everyone else that's taking a
drink there. It looks like other than Captain
me met, who is just taking a sip.
I'm going to guess again, unless you didn't want to and go ahead.
In that case, we roll with disadvantage for the drink
because everyone else is taking a gulp of their of their drink
and are Well and truly inebriated because as that one
goes down, so smooth so clean you can feel your head just
almost as if it were floating off of your body and the music
just rocking you and your start to tap your feet, all of you.
And and the worries of the day are just washing completely away
and all the things that you thought of before, now don't
even matter. And it cooling.
You be made even dangerous. Yeah, I'm going to take another
drink. Because you can tell that this
is some really well age shit that the barkeep is just given
you. It isn't definitely didn't give
us the the bottom shelf. I'm just gonna be like nesting
there like right on the countertop and my head, just
kind of like bobbing back and forth to the music and we're
just gonna forgot can. Yep.
There are all sins are doing like that techno hand dance with
their painted fingernails, because it's glow in the dark
paint. Nice!
What is happening? All they serve food here.
That's good. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yes. Mind if I kind of dip out now.
No, I think this is a good stopping point too because yeah,
good good way to come back into it next time, right?
Being the middle of the party. Yeah.
Because I have to go to sorry. I didn't really want to cut it
short. No, no, we're ready to fuck you
right out of ya. Yeah.
We're right. On it all about it.
Good work. Good session.
Yeah. Yeah.
We got drunk. Made a deal with the queen.
Get Crunk guys. We're business owners now.
We're stockholders. That's right.
Little you capitalism. That's how you get a.
That's how you get ahead and D&D world as you introduce
capitalism. There's no monopoly laws here.
Oh, that's right. Who says there's monopoly laws
here? Well, I mean, sure.
Is that well, there are, but It was like you.
Already, I'm going to help him. Yeah, thanks for attention.
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