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Tara through the campaign Allelopolis.
The Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
The campaign starts and ends, leaving memories to become
stories. Stories flow out into the
Infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite Sea,
fading to myths until myths are forgotten.
And again, the Hand of Fate tosses the dice, rolls, spins,
turns. Hitherto we left the adventurers
known as the Rum Rollers after they'd rescued Socrates from
losing their magics to the mana thieves by making a deal with
Shondar the Dragon and delivering his breaths unto them
unto the Socrates and receiving in turn a flying Adune in a 1%
bag of shareholding with plans to take down the professional
necromancy cult. The Rum Rollers take flight to
the Lava tower to take on route. They meet with the Goddess
Zenith and God Lono in their draconic forms.
The Goddess of Knowledge informs the Rum Rollers that they should
begin their path to ascension at the Peninsula of Choy and warns
against facing the PNC at this time.
However, they begin in the beginnings of their discussions.
The Rum Rollers are reached out to by the Shadow Seekers and
strike a deal with them in Ishmael's Infinite Tower.
The deal being that Mimi, Raro, and KIRO signed was to not
become gods, eliminate the presence of God, and eliminate
the rest of the gods in presence in this solar system.
Also to help the Shadow Seekers eliminate the PNC plan laid out
to the Rim Rollers. Awake once more in the quarters
of a dune and agree after a hearty breakfast and finding a
note written on a giant grape seed that Lono had written them
that he believes in them and that they could take the PNC and
with their recently acquired holy water cannons as well from
Ferris in Socrates they set forth.
Rum Rollers come across the barrier around the lava tower
and the surrounding spiral wood forest, which now appears to be
decrepit and decaying. After some investigation, Grand
AM rushes through to find the the barrier to find himself
teleported into prison as he plans his escape.
The rest of the Rum Rollers investigate farther, only to
have KIRO investigate a in, instigate apologies, instigate
the giant floating skull to appear in the barrier, and
swallow the whole crew, including a dune.
They find themselves all teleported into prison without a
dune or any of their gear, that prison which Grand Dam had just
escaped from into the service tunnels, attempting to escape
themselves. Ciro, KIRO, Rahl and Cat start a
prison riot, killing a guard in the process, and Ciro sees one
of the prisoners during this riot flush himself down the
commode and decides to follow suit.
Nimaway and Admiral Mimei pop into existence at this point and
Cat poops out of existence after some more prison breaks
attempts. Rural and Nimway escape via
flushing themselves down the commode, greeting Cyril and
Grand Am at the end of a long poop shoot with the fellow
inmate who had flushed himself. Meanwhile, KIRO and the Admiral
face the music of the Magistrate and the charges brought against
them, which they find to be the loss of 2000 souls from the PNC
during their protection of Socrates.
They had tested out the water cannons on a entrenched force of
2000 plus zombies and destroyed them, turning them into meat
doughnut, a giant meat doughnut. This hot ball.
The party now well and truly spit split Grand am Ciro and the
Rawlsons. The Rawlsons and Nimaway learned
they find themselves in an odd sewer system run by Nobunaga,
the leader of the nefarious Thieves Guild.
They follow Alfred to a Tavern, the demon who had flushed
himself from prison with them, and berate and punish him on his
way to get his way into the Tavern.
While in the Tavern as well they stumble upon what appears to be
0 who had lacked or rather had a massive debt accrued against him
as a couple of the thieves in the thieves Guild decide to take
his head while no one was looking and that everybody just
found out. On the top side, Hero and
Admiral Mimi learn it was the vampires who led the horde of
zombies to Socrates that brought these claims against them and
Hero requests trial by combat. But there is still an issue of
that there needs to be a 2000 worth of soul coins at least
wagered to start this combat. The PNC also learned, oh, they'd
also learned that the PNC does not largely deal in gold.
And the court session is adjourned with the offence of
the Rum Rollers committing to committing that they did not
commit these acts. And they are.
They are, but they are permitted to be magically restrained to
their ship, Adune during during the restrainment, they see an
old friend, Pop Tart, seeming to present evidence about other
cases before them while they wait await their next trial.
And in between those trials, Pop Tart makes an an attempt to
come, rather successful so far anyways, in coming over to greet
Hero and Mimi, who he recognizes and requests that they restore
his lover who had been turned into a soul coin Mohawk and and
then and in return he will attempt a distraction for their
escape. That is where we left the Rim
rollers. Let's find out what happens this
time. This also was going to be
starting off with since 0 no longer it has been unalived.
We have victory landing on table.
Massive table that seems to be only clear because of some of
the mundane items on it. Those include coins, books,
dice, candles, some paper and keys all larger than yourself
out some cards as well. At the edge of the table it
seems to expand out into a never ending void of starry blackness.
OK, so the first thing you do she would do, she would walk
over to the words on the table and read them like with her
finger. Like she would Crouch down and
just trace her finger across the words as she reads them.
Because she's not the smartest in any means, and some of your
names are complicated. So she's fully judging all as
she's reading this like. But then she wouldn't go to the
other part, read, finish reading that and she would look around
the table and she would immediately walk over to the
coins and just start messing with them a little like not
trying to push them off, but just like looking at them.
OK, they do appear to be similar to the other items, rather
mundane, but as you're approaching them, you realize
that there are coins from must be several different kingdoms
here because you don't recognize a lot of the faces that are
impressed upon them. She's going to try to push at
least two of them off if she can or you're.
Going to need a strength check. Just delightful.
I got a 10 SO. As you're trying to push two of
them off, you slip on the first one that you're pushing you
could toe, kind of catches on it.
You fall forward and push the one that's on top of it, having
less friction on it apparently, and it slides right off, rolling
and spinning out into space, slowly starting to pull you with
it, you feel. Good luck.
Feeling the pool, she would attempt to grab a coin and just
let it be pulled with her. Like just latch on to another
one. I'll need another strike check.
Money with me. A14-O That's a little, that's
good bit better. Yeah.
You're able to your, your fingers slide across that.
You're not because you're kind of trying to grab it as it's
pulling you and across the the top of the surface.
But as you get to the edge, you're able to kind of get your
hands around it and it takes up the the whole girth of your
palms. But you're able to clench with
the tips of your fingers as you're sliding off the edge into
space, and the darkness takes you.
So she has 2 coins. Great.
Seems like. OK.
Thank you. Wait, did you say she got 2
coins? Yeah, she got 2.
Nice. But she's not on the table.
Yeah, she went with she. She knocked a coin off and as
she was being pulled off, pulled by the one she knocked off, she
grabbed another one and drove it with her.
Yes, but all three items left the table.
That's all I want to confirm. Three items being the person,
the 2 coins. Yeah, yeah.
Is that accurate, Josh? Is that how is that what
happened? Yes.
I don't know if that Yep came through or not, but yes.
OK, we'll start on the decks of a Dune, just to give the other
two players a moment of bearing here.
Frederick Whitmore. I know I haven't said that last
name very much, but you find yourself in what looks like to
be a small tree like grotto with some hammocks up in the tree.
But as you kind of glance around more broadly, you realize that
this tree seems to be maybe a bit artificial, because there's
not only glowing points of bluish orb like fruit hanging
from it that don't quite look like fruit, more like glass.
The branches themselves seem to have a combination of wiring
intermixed and interwoven in, as if growing from it and through
it. And a dune greets you in your
mind. Frederick.
Hello, Dune. It's been so long.
Has been did I close all those tabs?
Hold on. I'm losing my mind.
OK. Can you see?
I think I closed all the tabs for some reason.
That was weird. Oh yeah, again, sorry.
I think I'm going to. I can I can see.
OK, good. Wait, is that tree in the come
closet? Yeah, we kind of designated that
as the come closet after the remodeling.
OK, the come tree. Come closet got a got a blow up.
Right. I can't.
I can't fully seated. You shouldn't be able to see
anything KIRO because you're not inside of a Dune right now.
You're on her decks, right? Makes sense where?
Mimi you find yourself as well, and you realize that a dune had
been able to pick you up because you were close enough that she
could extend some branches out over.
There's a chain that's kind of wrapping over top of herself,
grounding her, and that's what you're attached to.
And she was able to, while you're still attached to the
chain, handcuffed to it, and the handcuffs stop you being able to
use magics to remind you slide you over on the chain onto her
decks. I just like affectionately at
the the deck or the railing or whatever is closest to me.
Give her a very strong thank you.
Feel it kind of wiggle, nuzzle, back to the pet.
Most of us should not be able to see anything correct.
Correct, you guys are not here. So I can see KIRO though, right?
You can, yeah. I'm going.
To look over at KIRO, I'm going to sort of in my brain, do like
a shrug or a gesture towards the doona and be like, So what now,
gay? That's when you realize you have
a torque around your neck. Victoria victory and.
Wait a second, I thought those were all gone.
No, that's the other. I'm a new person, my character
died to get left out but she would look down at her and
pretty much decided it doesn't go with her outfit and it's not
cute enough and just RIP it off and throw it on the floor
somewhere. It's ugly.
She will smell fart with it. Wait, can we may see this?
Oh, Frederick, Ken, OK. I'm going to say after.
Angel has this torque. She would like size up him, size
him up a little bit before walking off and trying to find a
mirror because she's aware that she was just falling and she
wants to make sure she looks OK before she talks to anybody.
That's priority #1 wait, let me give you all a little reference
for what she's kind of what her little get up kind of is
currently. You you want to feel.
That would be kind of what she's got on how her hair is.
There would be a bunch of gold jewelry and like she looks
almost gilded because she has gold tattoos lining her body
under the all of the lace. Cute.
You were not fill Victorian on what or Frederick looks like.
I was I'm working on that right now.
Give. Me a second.
I'll upload a picture here soon. Oh, I was figuring more to you
would be at least able to. Otherwise I can fill in some too
for you just verbally. I'm just trying to get
everything back because my my last hero forge is like outdated
so. I'll just continue my little
description. I'll give you all a little more
detail, but she looks almost angelic, even though you can
like looking at her. You can tell or you're yeah, you
can tell. She's human and she's very like
composed with herself, prim and proper, like her nails are done,
her hair is in an updo. Nothing is out of place on her
ever it seems. And you see like a just a
regular like right here on her waist.
And victory. You would feel a presence kind
of like knocking on the door of your mind lightly.
She would acknowledge you, she would see when it has whatever
is going on she would feed into. Hello, I am a Dune.
I am the ship you walk upon. A living ship.
That's a new one for me. But hi, I'm Victory.
Don't know why I'm here or how I'm here.
How I got here. Last I remember I was going to
one of my gays to, you know, get a little coin.
But I'm here now, so I might as well go with it.
I don't see any way back. That's obvious to me.
Even where I just was, I didn't. It didn't seem like there was
any way for me to. Go back.
So I'm just going to go with. It seems like you're looking for
something though. Can I help with that?
And is there a mirror anywhere in here?
I know I was just falling, so I just got to make sure you're
like. Choir one out of our stores,
just one moment and then you see the deck clatter like bend and
fold and a hand comes up out of the floor forming out of the
floorboards and holding a mirror just in front of her for her.
She would just switch her. She would just touch herself up
in the mirror. Just make sure she looks to her
standards. Thank you.
But a hand coming through the floorboards is a new one for me.
Still, that's a little that's not like a little bit of getting
used to. Well, I have another form, but
we're trying to be a little cool.
Like the street? Yeah, that's the word.
Right now we're kind of imprisoned.
What? Huh.
And she would bat her lashes a little bit.
This is probably the floorboards to ticking would have given the
wizard note and the dune. I would probably have alerted
you guys that there is a couple. There's there's enough people
playing on this side that I don't feel the need to play 2
characters, so I'll just poke my head up wearing a tinfoil hat.
You see a blonde wizard with a pointy tinfoil hat and a beard?
Just go and then hide again. No, that was that's he.
I can tell he's definitely a character, but being discreet
really isn't my 4th A Like, how vital is it that I stayed quiet?
You know? I'm a dragon, so being quiet
isn't really in my wheelhouse ever.
And. You look across, then over to
the giant Goliath who? Oh it's he's the Goliath is
interesting because Victory's like maybe touching 5 foot
maybe, but she has heels on so she would be like 5-2 maybe.
Frederick is a 7 foot 10. He, he has a, you can tell by
looking at him that he has a bunch of like he has a bunch of
scars. Like, well, I guess he's he has
a scar on his face and he's has a severely broken nose or like a
repetitively broken nose, if you could, if you understand what
I'm saying. Yeah.
He's missing a pinky on his right finger or right hand.
Well, well, what else is going on with you?
And I don't know. You can tell she's she's smiling
at you, but you can tell like she's still a little wary, like
it almost seems in sincere. But you know, it's more for
like, her prediction than anything.
I don't know. I just kind of dropped back in,
I think. Where have I been?
Existing. Existing.
Yeah, it feels, feels like I actually haven't read the
subscription in a while for people, those of you that had to
stop existing for a while, but it felt like darkness had
covered you and time begins not to exist yet.
Move infinitely fast and you feel your body start to you felt
your body still start to lose weight and float effortlessly in
no particular direction. And a void of nothingness,
wants, wishes and will all drifting away, only feeling
persistent persistence, only one feeling persists.
You are all things because you are nothing.
There is no movement, but everything, including you, moves
infinitely fast, knowing all things and nothing all.
And you have all things but hold nothing.
And then when you came back, it was like colors and lights
streaking across your vision, persistent spurs to life within
and a physical weight that of time.
And as you feel yourself coming into being, you realize there is
a you. A clear desire dream, a
determination pulls you forward towards it, growing and changing
evermore. You flow out into the evolving
you at a solid chug chug, chug with your vision clear on the
scene that you're taking in now and the feeling of having stood
right as a wave crested and splashed across you, leaving
your body in a tingling headache.
Buzz of a high said. By golly, this sounds like
coming down off of a trip. I also have a question about a
spell real quick the. Camera just zooms out and we're
all just like high. Can I use because the spell
sending says you send a short message to someone you have met
or described to you. If I have their name, would I be
able to send that message or no? Yes.
OK. As long as it's their true name
that they gave you. Well, assuming that their true
name was written on the paper, she's going to send a little
message to the name that piqued her interest the most.
Which would have, honestly, she probably would have got a kick
it Ronald Rarlson and Bros. That would have probably been
the one she kind of remembers the most.
So I'm going to cast and then she's just going to say, like,
your name was on this paper. Can you tell me why?
Why we're in prison? Why?
I don't know what's going on. I don't know if you'd get a
response actually right now 'cause things are about to get
real heated. There's going to probably be
like a bounce back message message that's going to be like
incoming message on hold until. That or it's just the sounds of
a bar fight and me screaming. What?
Who is this? I don't talk to the captain.
That was a bad that both your character in my mind are both in
the bad campaign. Me, yeah.
What I mean accurate like moral, morals wise accurate but because
I was. Like.
Oh yeah, Ross is in the good campaign.
He's a it's it's, it's a less good evil with me and more order
chaos. I remember the sex candles.
Let's see here. This is all going on through the
torque. The only thing you hear from
Grand Am is basically the usual, like synth music that's usually
filling. His mind has turned to
Motörhead. So you would hear this.
I wouldn't because I RIP my twerk off and so I can only hear
a rural's perspective. You can hear whatever is going
on. Because I also rural does not
hold the torque. Because I used to fail to
communicate directly with you. Yeah, so you you basically get a
voice like a an audio back of like a bar fight going on in the
background with music and then me responding with, oh, nice to
meet you. Busy right now.
If you're on the ship, tried to find the captain.
She knows what's what She looks like.
I can't send a mental image. She looks like.
A captain. And then what?
Fuck you dude. Is it bad that that when you say
music, the pitch, the song I'm picturing based on the given
circumstances, his heads will roll?
I thought. I thought the ship piloted
itself. Why would it need a captain?
I'm confused. The Admiral, I guess it's.
Detective Victory would relay this message to the very tall
person standing next to her. Then she would start prodding
you with questions like how? How long have you been like with
this crew? Can you tell me anything?
Like, like, what do you know? That's pretty much what she's
saying. I've been with this crew for at
least in game. Are in game times weird?
It's. Like it's like a When did you
join? Actually, for this one was it?
I joined after the evil 1. It was, it was, it was right at
the gates of Gargant. Yeah, because you were a
prisoner there in game time. Probably about a year since then
has passed. Maybe.
About a year, but I've probably not been here in like the last
two months. Yes.
Yes, I've kind of just like, I don't know.
Been in limbo? Yeah, a lot probably has
changed. I don't know, People might be
dead. Well, I mean through my little
spell that I just cast, I got told to go find that at the
captain, the Admiral. So you want to come with me so
we can get caught up or like are?
We exactly. This doesn't look like the ship
I remember. They're they're on the deck.
The Admiral is a dune chimes in with both of your minds, but you
probably want to just poke your head out the door a second and
maybe whisper if you're not going to use your torques.
What and I mean, I guess I could talk through the torque.
Hey, where are you? No, no, Frederick is much more.
Sorry, I'm too much warrant to not to do guys where you at?
And I get, I guess I get static back.
It sounds like no one else has a fucking torque anymore.
No, everybody still had a torque in this campaign for the most
part. Yep.
Who had a cell phone? Someone had a cell phone.
I remember that vividly. Yeah, that was for my in the
evil campaign had one. She brought it over.
Yeah, thing of inspiration right there.
I. Dune, you look different.
Did you get a haircut? Well, and then she forms a full
body out of the like, like grows it out of the wall, out of some
limbs. And the the wall itself seems to
be not more alive than you remember, as well as some of the
the ship itself. Yeah, I've gotten a few
upgrades. Actually.
There was a point where now I can see myself finally.
It's quite dreary here, though. I can show you kind of a picture
what's around in your mind. And that's where I'm going to
shift the image or for everyone. I don't.
I think everyone should be able to see the map at least, but so
I. I see that and I gesture towards
victory and I. Got yeah.
Like that? That's new.
But Victory would still be kind of shaking by saying a body
emerge from the wall and you can like a donate would be able to
tell. Victory almost screamed but
remembered she's supposed to be quiet so.
So she shut up. What?
What does the body look like? It looks kind of like a small
tree Ant in in. It's like material, but it is
still 2 arms, 2 legs and a head and a body.
So like Groot in like an Admiral uniform?
Yeah, not an Admiral uniform, but yeah, kind of Groot.
Groot like. All right, interesting.
She'll be wearing a sailors uniform with a little hat.
Just Donald Duck. Just just just a.
Short. Moment Where's the golden plate?
Oh. That's a great question.
I think the Admiral still has one.
Admiral Mimi. Golden plate.
I don't, I don't recall to be honest.
I believe it was the Admiral that had it last though.
Right now though I think it tell no.
Wait, when was the last time we even used that?
Wow. What if I probably the last time
I played because I remember using?
It Yeah, eBay. I remember using.
I remember using it because I failed to use it because my
Dexterity sucks. I'm hearing golden plate.
I feel like this is the teleporting plate.
Yes, yes. The one you spend it was a gold
plate. What am I wrong?
There were two of them. Oh, the teleport.
Yeah, the teleport to the ship plate.
Yeah. I'm probably holding one of
them. The other one should because we
had left it on a Cliff the first time we left circuits before we
went to go do the Dragon's Breath side quest.
Cat normally holds it, right? Yeah.
You just said made any sense in my brain.
Yeah, plate of protection. See, that sounds like a
Frederick thing. Sorry, my carbon monoxide
detector was beeping and I had to go make sure that it was just
battery. Issues.
Yeah, that one's important. Always something with you.
So it looks like I have it. Josh, interesting question.
And the other ones on a dune. If I click work, what would
happen? When she just go to the table.
That's not how I remember the torques working.
Is that? Isn't that in the evil campaign
for that specific one? Because the torques were.
We could do it on either campaign.
That was the Evil 1 and it was specifically kind of like
updated because it was bringing you guys back to like your last
point, like where you'd gotten into the last point of hell.
But then it was kind of left to the wayside after everybody got
the the new charm, the poop symbol to go into the pocket
rocket. Again, not sure I know what you
just said. But I hearing a dune I mentioned
the Admiral victory would perk up and be like I was just told
to go talk to that person by I think their name was Rarl
Rarlson. I tried to I used to spell to
contact them. So then I was told to go talk to
the Admiral and I'll have my questions answered.
So could you direct me that way at all?
Or are? You reaching out with you talk
there, Frederick, to the Admiral.
That'd be me, May. Oh, I don't know that.
Yeah, she she's a Yeah, that's true.
You wouldn't know that she's the Admiral now.
Yes, she got promoted. It was decided by a vote.
Yep. Yeah, she's the boss.
Well, she's this is kind of her ship.
Ship or. Yeah, she's the boss.
She was the captain, but now she's the Admiral.
The ship is a person for that. What's wrong?
But could you point either of us in that direction so I can
figure out what's going on? Hearing you guys, not sure who
you're talking about, I'll poke, poke my head back outside.
The Admiral is Mimi. Captain Mimi.
She's outside. Just be really fucking quiet.
Captain Mimi, I say. Through the torque.
Directed. Towards the do I still have a
torque? Why am I so confused about this?
I feel like I've been inception. Well, you have, I think because
it's the evil campaign, you guys took it all off and there was
one point when you guys met all in the tower that you took your
torques off for the. Meeting, yeah.
I thought. Were we wearing?
Them one of the eurythmic veracities Franklin was very
adamant about. Everyone needs to take their.
Torques off. And everyone has.
Cost all the campaign. Franklin asked everyone to take
them off. During the meeting where we all
met up together. He explained what they were.
They're basically like can be used as a listening device for.
Yeah, it's a spider. God.
Yeah. But it has most people in the
good campaign have not taken them off.
Well, saying. Because the the God.
Of deception. Is seemingly less chilled and.
An Allopolis. Yeah, the Goddess.
Is. Good Josh, check your message.
I feel like me and I would have kept their torque then.
OK, so then. Well seeing Frederick try to
talk through his victory is going to like from a dune and
Fergie's perspective it is surprising how fast victory can
Sprint and heels, but you would see her like full on Sprint back
to her torque and she wouldn't put it back on, but she would
hold it. Poke my head out.
Just be careful you're signing up for a contract by wearing
that. I poke my head back out again.
I'm not putting it on. I'm just going to hold it.
I throw the. Contract on the ground.
Victory would walk over and examine it and bring it over to
Frederick and attempt to hold it where they can both read it
given how tall he is compared to her.
Read what? It's a contract for something.
Oops, he's he's being metaphorical.
It's metaphorical contract. No, it's not.
It's like, it's like. It's it's like the thermal
service. You don't read that shit.
Pops in. You should.
This is why we're here. Pops out.
I was. Like all these Fred?
Wait, is it Frederick? This person you're talking to?
No. Is it Ross that keeps popping in
because I would like? To no.
This is me. Me, the person I've wormed my
way into the game. Now I'm at PC.
One thing you've missed very much from the from the from only
playing at the Eurythmic veracities, you may kind of
remember that Matt's characters killed him, killed Matt Nykamp.
You know, like during the Eurythmic veracity like Fred.
Like Franklin? Like Franklin killed Matt Matt
Night Camp's corpse. I I pulled the whoopsie, I
pulled the I pulled the I pulled the meta I.
And then took his corpse, which is an inanimate object, into a
bag of holding into the good campaign.
Yeah, and then revived myself. When he spawned in we listen to
like a a 40 minute but it just fails.
Yeah, it was a lot, but that's done now.
This. This and this person is just
intended in this game to be there for questions.
So I don't know unless there's like no one to play, if it's
like one person here like last time.
But Victory would read the contract.
But you everybody around can tell she has no clue what it
means and I'm being frail. Her intelligence is literally an
8 so. Oh sweet dear, she.
Doesn't know what's going on. Oh no.
She read it, but she doesn't know what a word on it means.
And then she's just. Going to be in Ezra.
Smart in Ezra. So now that you've established
though that you do have a torque, Admiral, are you
responding? Yeah, I'll just very quietly
sort of say hello. Hello.
Where are we? What's going on?
Yeah, I'm I just, I guess the correct phrase would be dropped
in so. And I've contacted somebody
whose name was on the list that I saw it was rural and he told
me to talk to you. You're.
Yelling at Fredericks neck right now which is like.
Four. No, she picked.
She picked up her torque. Oh, I missed that.
She's not wearing it, but she it's in her hand.
She's just holding it next to her head.
Do you have to wear it for it to activate?
Just be touching it seems like. It's more because I, when he
started talking into it, I was so tempted to just be like
victory, like reaches up and just place one single finger on
the torque. But I was like, she probably
can't reach up two feet, so I'm like over 2 1/2 feet.
So she's just gonna run and go get hers.
But can you tell us? I mean, I do.
And I said we were in prison and that's really not my kind of
vibe. So can you explain a little
more? Chimes in just to tell you they
appear to be new rum rollers they have.
Or well, well, the one is Frederick.
Yes. Welcome back, Frederick.
Hello newcomer. Yes, we have been found
ourselves and I also have found myself in the situation.
Did not make the choices to be here.
However, we are here. We are now being tried in court.
They are accusing us of stealing 2000 soul coins.
I believe we made a very good defense for ourselves, yes.
We did that. OK, OK, Frederick.
Frederick stops you and goes. Did we?
No. Yes.
Here, here, here, a matter matter of factly says no all.
Right, but like over the table 100%.
We would like to be found innocent of any and all charges
being brought against us is the end game.
I mean, I don't have soul coins, right?
So I didn't take soul coins from anybody.
I don't have soul coins in my possession, so no we didn't.
They. Charging us as a group or as
individuals. As a group.
Victory being the little slow person she is, she would have,
she would have just turned in and been like well I grabbed 2
coins off the table. Is that I just was just telling.
Is that helpful at all? No, no, unfortunately gold
doesn't work with these people. They specifically want soul
coins. Well, I mean, the Queens are.
Grabbing their. Faces on them, so I don't.
Know sacrifices are what they are interested in.
Two pieces of gold and one piece of silver.
That'll help. Why is Frederick so poor?
Oh, again, so we, we have all kinds of income due to a deal.
We made us a red dragon. We'll have to fill you in about
that, Frederick. But we are flush with cash.
So if they would just take a, you know, a standard, standard
offering of money, that would be great.
But they don't, they want human sacrifices.
So if we don't use 2000 human sacrifices they intend to keep
us here, I'm not really sure what the end game is.
We're just not allowed to leave. What is the definition of human
sacrifice? As as you're.
Living. Victoria's eyes would just flick
over to you like just if you put this thought on you at the word
human sacrifice. I mean, that's.
That's a good point. They don't have to.
Be they could be. Likely orcs would work.
Or, you know, living creatures of some sort.
I they didn't give me a precise definition.
That's the These are educated guesses.
All details matter. Yeah, no, you're right.
All you need to know is they're cowards and won't even stand on
combat. Well.
Do they count as sacrifices? I would love it if they were.
I mean, if there, if there was sacrifice, they want sacrifice
something, right? Which means they believe in it.
Which means they would be the perfect sacrifice.
I agree with you. I make a religion.
Can I buy pot from you? Classic.
What'd you roll? Oh I'm sorry I was making a joke
but I'll roll for a for religion.
If you want, yeah. Can I help?
That's helps. It's a victory when it's going
to help on something. Natural 20, baby, Yeah.
Never mind I. Started off. 1st.
Rollback baby. You're pretty sure that would
not fly with them. It would only increase your debt
as they are part of the faction That would that would be like,
yeah, just increasing your debt to the faction because you're,
you're presuming because you don't know exactly what went
down, but you know, the souls that are missing from the other
group were relinquished one way or the other.
Whether since Mimi said there weren't sole coins involved,
you're assuming that it had to be the death of other
individuals which had souls. And if you just removed more
souls from their grasps then it would only increase your debt.
Oh, yeah, By the way, I guess a really critical piece of
information you might not have picked up on us.
This is the PNC. Do you remember that time where
we kind of lied and said we were in the PNC and we were the Wish
faction? Yeah.
These guys are real skeptical of our claim and now are accusing
us of stealing from the PNC at large.
So this is we're like in PNC headquarters.
They. Yeah.
So we are detained right now. That's that's important to know.
I remember is that we got tricked into a contract by big.
Daddy. Yeah, there's, there's been a
lot of scrutiny about that contract.
Oh and also to answer your question, I don't have weed but
I do have a block of incest. So what you're saying is we
probably should Well, well, I'm not associated with you guys to
them at this point, am I? Weren't you there when the Fancy
Wish faction was a thing? Wearing a torque.
I don't remember I'm I'm having trouble separating War ended and
Frederick's beverage. It the time, if this helps jog
it, I kind of do remember you being there for some of it
because you guys made it to the top of the the lava tower.
It was called at the time. And that's when you ran into the
PNC for the first time. And it was the giant, giant
skeleton at the top of the lava tower that you're the rum
rollers had kind of tricked into believing they were part of the
PNC already. We're trying or trying to be
part of the PNC. That was their application.
Yep. And that's how you guys got into
that contract with them because instead of fighting the big guy,
you just turned into the fact. And it's like, yeah, we summoned
you. We wanted to join.
It was a bad time, so it was a bad.
We need to stop doing that. We need to stop getting into
fights halfway through, decide and we don't want to fight and
then end up fighting anyway. That needs to stop.
Speaking of which, if if you guys want to all over what
you're doing up there, we can go down into the sewers.
Yeah, the only thing I was going to do is start praying.
OK? Mom is hating.
Praying. For a while.
Victory has it has completely disengaged from this
conversation and is sitting in a chair somewhere in a do name
fighting, filing her nails. If you would give me a religion
check hero. It's gonna be fun.
Oh God damn it. Was it fun?
No, no, no, no that. That's 6.
Oh. Not my best, not my best stat
there. Yeah.
It's an intelligence thing, Like, yeah.
You reach reach out and you feel almost nothing in return.
At first there's a faint like, but then it kind of dwindles
from there. Yeah, he'll keep that up for a
minute. All right, you're kind of down
and. The and the phone disconnects as
soon as he picks up. No, you got the wrong number.
Like so Down in the sewers we have the rolls, Nimaway, A Dead
0, and Grand Am. With heads or what?
With heads were will roll playing in the background.
And didn't we? We're about to roll initiative.
Grand Am has ripped a table leg off and cash aleli on it.
It is go time. Cash Aleli on it, man.
Yes. What a great sentence.
What are the rules? Because like, I know what I
would have done as soon as we realized we were in combat.
Can I do the same thing Grand Am did?
Do I have to wait for initiative?
Like what are the rules surrounding that?
You have a second to react because they said.
We're initiating, so I think we can decide when we initiate.
Exactly, 'cause they're they're, they're, they were like, no,
this is a safe zone. He had a bounty on his head.
It. Wasn't a safe zone for him.
Fuck you. Don't even think about it.
We don't. It's kind of what their what
their reaction was the last time.
Let's see here. Fight, fight, fight.
Remember guys, we got to save the captain.
We're doing it. Whoa, is is Captain the only one
in jail? KIRO, the captain and basically
who teleports then? And.
All your guys is shit. Yeah, and oh shit.
So if they had time to get out the word that this is a safe
zone and. Then had to.
Tear off legs. Bounties were allowed to still
be collected in safe zones. I don't think Nima Way would
attack until the party attacked and there's no going back so I
guess she'll just ready her action.
What kind of sense does that make?
What kind of scope of the earth the safe zone allows bounties to
be collected? Fuck that.
They can't be trusted if that's how it is.
The bar keeps. The Barker say safe for everyone
but the park. Keep behind the counter just
says ah stuck up a bitch. It's happened again and he just
runs back to the backroom and closes the door.
I was going to go for him. They're always very much on the
fence because she doesn't have a.
Real. I just had a realization with
something Josh did, but it'll wait.
Like she she wants to attack, but if we're relying on this
place to help us, she doesn't want to go against the rules of
this place. Yeah.
That's why she's hesitant self. Control six level insect plague.
How's that sound? Sounds good to me, are you?
We'll need initiative right after that.
Yeah, cool. Where's the head?
It's at the green lady up top. Yeah, let's see what's going on
in a second. Oh God, it's a big the whole
room O20 feet, so radius that's. A good question Radius.
Question. 40 feet. Some of the party is in a.
Bar centered on this location I'm guessing.
So, yeah, half the party is in a bar in the sewers and me, you,
KIRO and me, mayor at the top. Yeah, we're in the we're in the
courtroom there in the bar. As they're explaining what's
going on, Grand Am's going to RIP a table leg off.
Stand on top of the three legged table.
I'm. Not to wait me, I'm in a
courtroom trying to convince people to let's go.
Yes, yes. Can you use what magic you can
currently? Yeah, until they locked.
Until they locked me and you up and then.
Well, what's your? What's your class?
I'm a paladin. If you.
Oh well, I guess he teleported in with his stuff and it didn't
get taken yet. Correct.
And I've been sexy. We've been.
Rick just dipped out, by the way, so for future records.
So I'm guessing we were filled in before I got here that we
were, we were in a courtroom, right?
Yeah, that's what we were pretty much just going over and he said
we're in a courtroom. We owe these people money just
for like association. Do I cast a spell?
Me and you can as long as we're we're not like handcuffed to a
donate like just to. Clarify there's no one else in
there with you right now besides your allies.
I don't know, I feel like good sick plague is a little, it's a
little bit of a stretch. We're going to begin combat by
climbing on top of this table and then doing a running jump.
Shall lele strike on this bitch? Wait.
No, hold on. We're in court.
I'll, I'll, I'll send you a message and catch you up.
So that way they can do this whole combat situation all
right. So better let's see here.
Shilllele is a rolls off my spell modify what level?
What's shillelagh look like at this level now?
Looks like a stick. Well, thank you.
Welcome. Magical, if it isn't already
this, but it doesn't like do like 48 or something crazy like
that at this level. All right, fair enough.
I said, jeez, I didn't know that.
Most of them will scale up. Yeah, most cantrips scale, so
I'd yeah, I'm looking to make sure that it does or not, and it
doesn't look like it does. Unless this is the I'd be out
of. Would I just be better off using
a regular cantrip? I might be be.
Better off just using a regular fucking stick that I was
expecting. Oh, this makes sense.
It is basically you would want to layer Shillili with like a
booming blade or something like that.
This essentially just gives you a magic stick to hit people with
and then you, yeah, and then you can scale using it.
Makes my stick AD 12. Source better?
Do I have the wrong version? What level are you?
I'm level 14. Yeah, it should be to 12.
Verify if you're using 25 or 14. I have.
I also have it as a cantrip. It might be the cantrip bonus.
It's a cantrip. No, but like 2025 the.
I have the legacy version here it looks like.
Yeah, yeah, the Shalali 2025 upgrades as you go, but.
That's good. That's one of the reasons why I
never use Shilali, because it never did that before.
Yeah, it's AD. Yeah, it's AD 12 now.
Cool. I'm fine with that.
Actions Shilali. See here.
It's off my wisdom plus my proficiency.
Bless you. 29 to hit. Thank you.
Oh, that'll hit. 15. Still standing looks like it.
Even if it was a conch on the head, they were able to kind of
just shift their head out the way so you're hitting them on
like the arm or something. They're pretty.
That's fine initiatives. 18. Oh I need I needed to select my
token. Oh, it applied to good, OK.
Roll. Sure, 1717 I rolled really
poorly. Not as bad as me.
I rolled A3. Well it's rural so like what 17
or something ridiculous +1414? So as you smack them on the with
your shalali, she kind of just turns her head to her
compatriot, gives him the side eye and he whips back his hood.
And you see he's got no eyes and hit and no nose and no ears.
And he just starts screaming like with this all gut roll
like, like death scream. And for a second turns
incomporeal and floats over to you before taking corporeal form
again and reaches out a hand while still screaming at you.
Oh, that might probably was not going to hit a 10.
Yeah, no. Grand Am's AC is not great.
I should probably cast spells to like improve.
That. And.
Rocking a whole lot. OK, and and there must be saving
throw is usually enacted with a spell, right?
Even if they don't hit? No, that doesn't make any sense.
OK, never mind you. It's neither.
It's either. It's normally.
Yeah, it's normally either a saving throw or.
Yeah, I'm. No, it's not.
No, it's not an automatic. That I probably still have to
like roll something, but it's a fear effect.
I'm immune. Not a fear.
Effect guys don't. Like me to make me frightened.
I'm immune to frightened. No, not that Constitution saving
throw is what it would be. Yeah, if it's just like one or
the other like I don't. OK, so what's the scenario?
Is this the? I don't think it's the touch,
no. This is the touch that was
coming for. Yeah.
OK, so you're able to dodge it and everything.
I was reading through a bunch of other stuff, so I apologize.
And then it would be your turn. Hell, yeah.
We're going to Wild Shape and we're going to become a let's
see here. I think we'll keep it simple,
stupid and go brown bear. What's the fucking called?
I kind of remember my own thing. Broken mirror.
There we go. All right, going to spend 1/7 12
points to buff my bare form and also then another three to take
the arms of Vadnais. Both the creatures, dear B, need
to make a actually hold on. So yeah, I'm going to use my
main action to Wild Shape, and then I'm going to use a bonus
action to have the weird tentacles that are going from my
bare body to reach out and try and grapple these two.
They need to make a Strength saving throw against my Wisdom
DC. Not an acrobatics.
I suppose acrobatics could also make sense.
They be thieves. They be nimble.
What's the typical thing for acrobatics or for non
acrobatics? But for I'm pretty sure it's
usually athletics that you make against grappling.
It's athletics, Athletics or acrobatics that was under the
impression. Not that it matters too much.
They both got 9. OK, cool.
Yeah, they are both grabbed by tentacles and.
I don't think to make them afraid.
I don't think I have. Yeah.
No, I don't have anything to make them afraid.
And right now I removed that from just being ugly.
That's Grand Am's turn. That'll be.
A pair form. End of your turn, the screaming
individual who was the one that I relieved Hero of his life
before setting his head in front of his compatriot, turns to
Hero's corpse and his scream on it.
And you can see it kind of echo through the air and a OK, so
that, that's why why This is why I was reading so much for this
guy. It's a reaction, weirdly enough,
that he summons like these two spectral forms.
I'm going to bring him up here now too, from his corpse.
Jeez. Cat move your foot.
Echo Knight. Scream Thief, it is Growl's
turn. If you're done with yours
though, Grand am I think you said I.
Am done. Eyes wide, taking hold of the
situations, I'm going to 1st order my siblings to scramble
over the bar to take cover so that they are not targeted.
Let me see who is all that's Grand AM.
Where can you ping the enemies? I can't really determine which
ones are allies. And those ghost guys are from
the screamy dark haired guy. Yep, which is this one?
And are they ghosts? What are they?
Yeah, they're kind of like, they look like, like spirits that had
rose out of his corpse factors. Out of 0's corpse, correct?
Can I make some sort of a check to try and determine which of
these individuals is the leader and and or like so one of them
appears to be some sort of cleric?
What are the other classes like? What are there people?
In the bar or cause the rest of the people in the bar just for
your reference, look to be moving away is what they.
Would is it just so it's just the one guy who's in the fight?
There's this, this girl, and then there's this guy.
So between the two of them, can I make a investigation rule to
get more information about, you know, are they holding a sword?
Are they holding a symbol? Are they holding a?
What are they doing like? So quick inside.
Description. Or do you want?
I just want. I want a description of like
what? What do they look like?
Does one appear to be a magic user?
Does one appear to be? Neither of them appear to be
specific magic users, but like I said to the one guy that has so
far attacked Grand Am seems to have some sort of ephemeral
nature. Like he kind of floated over
there as well that he's some of these two spectres.
But otherwise they seem like Marshall, like a Marshall class
of some sort. As they, as it's.
Not super apparent where the weapons are with the second
person either, they just seemed almost potentially even unarmed
if you were just looking at them.
OK, I'm going to jump up and run around and I'm going to attempt
to grapple and essentially take this lady captive.
I've already got her grabbed. Oh, you have her grabbed?
She's the one who killed them. OK then.
In that case, I'll run. I'll run forward to this guy.
Bless you do I have? I don't want to accidentally
fucking kill this dude because I can.
OK cool. I'll make an an attack on him.
If he's using an arcane focus or some sort of weapon using the
like some of these creatures or whatever, I'm going to attempt
to hit him and then use a Marshall Adapt to disarm him.
It didn't quite seem like it. It, like I said, seemed like he
summoned him with his scream. Creepy.
OK then I'm just going to beat this dude down and make it quick
with the intent to not murder him.
I'm trying to knock him out. Do I get advantage from the
grapple? No, not to grapple to hit.
Do I get advantage for being across from Grand Am and paying?
I don't know what it's called. I'm pretty.
Sure, you get advantage from him being grappled.
That's what I'm saying, yeah. Oh, oops.
OK, cool. That kicks off on.
That in the chat. Yeah, one of the main things
like. Oh, that's sad.
That I built this class to be is like a central like group tank.
Cool. All right, then I'm going to,
I'm going to go off on this dude.
So I have the Alvin Accuracy feat and the Savage Attacker
feat. So the Alvin accuracy when I've
had when I have advantage on attack roll, instead of using
one of these modifiers I can re roll one of the dice.
So basically I get to roll 3-D20 to attack you.
Choose. You choose after you roll the
1st 2 which one you want to roll and then you keep that rule,
those two rules, right? So like the. 2nd So I. 17 and
you can keep the 17. Yeah, right.
So I'll keep the 17. I was fishing for a crit, I see.
But my attack is plus 11, so 17 + 11 is 2928.
How, how afraid would you be if I said that didn't hit?
It does. 28 I'll be shocked. It is.
OK cool so I will roll my damage on this non lethal attack Yeah
but I will of course trigger my savage attacker once per turn.
When I roll damage for a melee I can re roll and use either total
or I will roll that damage again and I will pick the bigger
number. Roll that back.
Cool. So 46, 46 that's my first
attack. On my second attack, I'm going
to do it again, except I don't get a degree roll.
OK, 25 to hit and. Let's see, your Grand AM is
currently large. And 51.
So a total of a fuck ton of damage 97.
Josh. Yeah, This is why I don't want
to hit people. What grand am?
Grand Am is currently large. I heard you say that, yeah.
Does he go? Down, go to sleep, Go to sleep,
go to sleep. What was the total again?
9097? He does not.
You feel your claws raking through him, and you feel some
of it, most of his essence draining away as you're ripping
him apart like this. But he still is hanging on to
life. Speak to him.
When I say when I say raking through him, it's not like flesh
when you feel your your contact with him.
But he's taking damage. I speak to him.
I say my friends will not be so kind as to not kill you.
Please surrender. That's it.
He looks to his compatriot who had kind of initiated the thing
whose turn it is. And
OK, I should have read that part before.
Oh well. Oh, OK, it doesn't matter too
much anyways. They're going to struggle in
Grand Am's grasp a little bit to try and escape, which I believe
is the strength check now regardless 17.
Versus his spell save DC. Let me check.
I believe it'll pass but no, my save DC is 18.
Just then squirming almost almost out, but not quite being
able to get out with that doing her best.
It seems like for the most part, she then throws her hands up and
goes fine. You can have the bounty.
It's you just have to go to the bar keep and take this head
here. We're we're out.
This is above our pay grade. So he's only worth like, I don't
know, 100 soul coin to the right.
And does not try to attack anymore.
And it's like you can see the other person's backing down.
And the two spectres that are floating over Kiro's body or
Ciro's body, sorry, are kind of just floating.
They're kind of like swirling around each other.
It would be your and turned him away.
And everyone has kind of all the enemies have stood down.
They seem to be. You're looking to your
compatriots now to see though if that if they're taking taking
the stand out. I mean, I'm always amenable to
taking money over taking lives. And she kind of warily
approaches. Is.
Is grand am though. It's currently not Grand Am's
turn. OK.
So grand. AM is still holding on to them
and Starling like a big tentacle bear.
Is that your? Is that where you're?
Going I will can I hold my action?
Yes, you absolutely may. OK, I will do that because.
Grand Am's not in the position to negotiate.
Grand Am's in the position to hold on to them and fuck them
up. What are you?
What action are you holding though?
Casting Shillelay and also my symbiotic entity.
Well, I guess Symbiotic entity is the action.
Shillelay is bonus action. On myself and well.
Symbiotic entity on myself, Sheila on my staff.
OK, so those are just you're you're getting ready to buff
yourself, not yes. And what is the like trigger?
When will that happen? Because the reaction or the the
these held actions would actually happen on an enemy's
turn. Technically, if something
happens, that's how you. If they continue violence.
OK if violence is continuing, OK.
If they continue violence. Specifically, OK, so if you're
compatriots do stuff, you're not going to stop them, OK?
Yeah, but I her intention with her, her tone and her body
language was telling everyone, like asking she'll stand down if
anyone else stands down and walk away with the money.
They seem to be standing down as it as it's the scream thieves
turn and kind of even gets a little bit more corporeal in
your grasp there Grand am for a second and it's your turn.
Oh well, it's my turn. It is.
Yeah, Grand Am. They need to make Wisdom saves
difficulty of my spell cast in DC or become frightened by my
horde form because they can see me.
They seem uncaring about your form.
OK, so they're being. Defriended.
Very cool. That's just a passive thing
though. I'm going to use this because I
never get to use this. They need to now make a wisdom
save as Grand AM reaches a paw and it seems to reach between
the barriers of reality and he pulls back what I can only
describe as a writhing mass of unknowableness and holds it up
for them to see. 15 for the screen thief and A5 for the
master thief. Right, 66, Let's go. 24 psychic
damage. What are you doing with it?
Just holding it. It's psychic.
It is my druid of the Broken Mirror capstone.
The druid reaches into the depths of the void, drawing
forth the primordial chaos. All creatures who can sense the
druids presence must make a will.
The power save DC of the druids, but save spell save DCI should
probably add a range increment to that.
On a failure, they become frightened of the druid and take
66 psychic damage. Well, they're mean to the
frightened part, but not the psychic damage part, hopefully.
No, definitely not. I'm just checking what it doing.
OK so the scream thief and the specter is poof out of
existence. They seem to just disappearate.
They don't. They don't exist.
They turned to smoke. Just.
And you're assuming they died but the lady screams in your
grasp. Still the master thief.
She's like Jesus fuck we're give it up.
What the? Fuck.
Just like thrashing in your grasp in horror.
Well, the creature is, well, the creature that is Grand AM is
snarling and let's see if they can speak Bear.
They don't understand it. He's not like he's not backing
down though, no. OK, even with one of them dead
or else it's your turn then if you didn't have anything else
grand am. Tells him to.
And what do you all think? Should Grand Am let her go?
Here's the thing. They just murdered my friend.
Yeah, exactly. They just murdered my friend.
Like. Yeah, no, I'm, I'm.
Saying no, they just, yeah, they just murdered my buddy.
Yep, so fuck him. She's lucky she's not getting
the vore treatment right now. I I'm going to lean forward and
be like he may have only been worth 100 sold coins to you, but
to me he was a priceless baby boy.
What girl? I don't remember.
I look down boy. So I kind of turn him forward.
You enjoy this one? I whisper in his ears.
We're the good. Guys, one that you're standing
next to is is smoke. It doesn't.
So you're talking about her? I do that to this lady.
Yeah. And I take out a thing of
popcorn. Oh.
But then after this, guys, we have to save the Admiral.
OK, Go. You want to roll intimidation I
guess. No, I don't care about this
person. OK, they try to escape again.
I will not. If they if they attempt to run,
I'll OK, good, goodbye. You don't see any violence
coming from the other side as the other side is now just one
person struggling to escape Nimaway.
I'm assuming you're still holding that action Grand Am.
It is your turn again. All right, well let's see here.
Brown bear. You know what brown bear 2 claw
attacks and 11 bite attack and one claw attack.
I have enhanced the claw attack, so we now hit on a plus 5th no
plus 10 with where's the ability an additional 2D6 damage.
So it's 1D8 plus 2D6. Turn to Agonon.
Name away. Name away, damn it.
Awesome. I'll just say we can still get
the money anyway. And that one.
Oh, I was. Planning and.
Because they're grappled. Oh, that's AD 12, thanks to cat.
Not the person cat, but my physical feline.
That's a 15. I'm guessing that misses.
Just just. Byte attack Nat 20.
Yeah, that'll do. The buyers byte does DA, so
we'll do 2D6SO2D4. Tell my friend it kills you.
So A2 piercing and six psychic as his maw just like distance
open wide and bites down over her head like a gulp or eel you.
Just hear her screaming from the inside.
I. Forgot about strength mods.
She he has a + 4 strength mods so another 4.
So wild shapes are fucking confusing.
Yeah, 12 she's. Still screaming from inside,
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing a whole lot
of damage here. This is a, this is a power
control class, not a do a lot of damage class.
That's Grand Am's turn. She's still not if she's still
not afraid. That's all I got.
I'll put her down then if if it's taking a while.
It is Raul's turn. Which is, I just reached for it
and I, I, I twist her neck to snap it.
I don't know what you want from that.
I'm gonna. Neck is currently inside of
Grand Am's mouth. Oh, OK.
Would it just be like trying to dig something out of a toddler's
mouth? Again, just like.
Head comes off like trying to pull her out.
If the neck is currently in his mouth then I'll just do the same
thing, but I'll grip her shoulders and torso and just.
Try to pull her out. Rotate her.
Yeah, rotate her body. I wish to to wring the chicken
snack. I'm I'm just going to do my
regular attack because I figured that'll be more than enough
damage. Well, that would be for sure,
but if what you're trying to do, I almost was going to say just
roll me a a strength check. Versus can I argue acrobatics?
No. Can't.
I could see an argument. Well is it?
I keep getting this confused. Is the acrobatics dexterity
though? Yes, yes.
You like you like you use them like a pole, like swing your
whole body around them. Let me see what that.
I didn't roll high. Neither did I, so 15 versus A6
though, and you hear a satisfying.
Grand Dam limp proceeds to continue to swallow this woman
hole. Turn to the bar.
Sorry about that. That's right to deal with this
guy. Back into Grand AM and walks
over to pick up 0's head and then attempts to put it back on
to 0's headless body like a Lego.
I was going to say, make sure to put Zero's head in your
inventory. No, I'm going to.
I will, I will be, but I'm going to attempt to cast resurrection
and I'm assuming that it or not resurrection, but whatever the
spell is the current level, bring them back from the dead.
Let's see what I got. I know I prepared one.
I know God. And when it doesn't work because
the character doesn't want to be brought back to life, I will.
I mean little. Spell Slot No.
No, no, no. No, I'm turning you.
I'm turning you into a talking head that Grand Am's going to
carry around. OK.
Oh, it's going to be like that one game.
What's it called? Like Lollipop Chainsaw or
whatever where the girls just got the pretty.
Common trope. It's also in God of War.
I'll find you the I'll find you the thing I'm talking about.
Yeah, but I know the game you're talking about.
Lollipop Lollipop. With the failure of the
resurrection spelled Grand, Am's going to cast Awaken on the
head. Grow grows some grass in place
of hair, but probably like a single dandelion out of his ear.
A dandelion. How you doing 0?
You know how I had a joke? I had a joke if you would have
worded that different. How's it hanging?
That's no, not that. How do you feel?
No, it's a Elvira reference. Come on, you have to.
Fucking no, man. Or no, it's never mind.
It's that one movie that I've been telling you to watch.
You still haven't. But I mean, I guess I'm doing
OK. Like I can't complain really.
But that's the game I'm referencing.
It's this cheerleader girl with a chainsaw who goes around
killing a bunch of zombies and she's got her ex boyfriend's
head attached to her waist and he just get his commentary the
whole time. You look like you lost weight.
Well, I mean, can I guess my waist is truly invisible now?
Anyways, we got to go save the Admiral.
He burps and then goes and stands on the stool waiting for
the bar key to come back. So the Admiral did before we go
so. He peeks his head out from the
from the door that he hid behind and he goes.
Is it over? It's some right twats fucking
fucking shit up again. He walks back out of the bar and
he points to the whistles that he just laid out just before
this has happened on the table. I think we're about to make a
deal about going and making sure that you guys can get up into
the tower to look for those batteries.
Yeah, batteries. And I'd said that if you blow
one of these their damned whistles, then you can get one
of our hounds to retrieve the goods and deliver payment.
Grand Am picks up the whistles. All of them.
No, he just takes one that puts it in his pocket.
There was definitely at least 4 on the table without.
He'll take Ceros and like put it in Ceros mouth.
Here you go, buddy. He just has that hanging out of
like this, out of his mouth, like it's to go over.
I love that image. You just put it there.
And Oh my God. Fantastic.
Girl, girl, the bar keep just says now if I just shake on it
then it'll seal the deal and he he like he like wipes his hands
off on his apron and sticks it out across the counter.
I'm assuming you're leaving Alfred here too?
Take good care of him, Grand Am says, spitting in his hand and
giving it a good wet shake. Yeah.
Great, I need a new dishwasher. He says and looks over at Alfred
and he goes. Alfred just chimes in with it.
Well, as long as I can play a tune or two.
Not on your God damned life, you fucking demon.
I'm sure, but he shakes your hand.
Have you heard demon music before?
Boy bad. It wrong bolts up the devil's
horns. All right.
Starts playing. No, you're going to want to walk
into one of those shooters over there and jump right back down
the hall as you came through. It'll get you where you're
going. You're.
Telling. Me, I'll just watch myself
again. Only if you oh, and, and make
sure next to the the toilet there's a little dial you're
going to want to turn it to the one that's the fuck.
What was the dial's number again?
Oh yeah, 69. You know with all these.
This is insane even by by standards.
Grand AM says that CP can still walk towards this shit.
You know, with all the sewer bars and walking through shit,
you're going to give someone a complex?
Hey, this is exactly the. This is exactly the bar that you
guys came into very beginning for the evil campaign.
It's just full circle. Yeah, it's full circle.
That's amazing. I just just like grand am will
then dial the toilet to 69 and I'll go first.
If anything happens I can come back as a rat or something.
Hold tight, flush. Me and George have formulated a
plan, the concept of a plan. I love comes.
Together Sir. I was reading an ability is
Grand dam turning in the head for the bounty?
No. Are we not doing that?
No Grand Dam is. Keeping he turned into the he
turned. He just, he reanimated just my
head. So now I'm now he has both the
rat and my head the only. Way to collect the bounty was to
turn the head in that. You knew of?
Yeah. Correct.
Yep, yeah. And it was we had to turn the
head into I thought you said the barkeep, but the barkeep ran
away. He came back.
Try to turn my body in. Try to turn my body.
In Did the barkeep see the head reanimated?
He did when Grand Am put a whistle in its mouth, but he
didn't really react. You need to mutilate the neck so
it looks like the head was destroyed.
It can't just be that perfectly cut because.
That yeah, try to turn my body in.
So. Details matter.
Barkeep, would you consider this bounty technically collected or
executed? Cyril can no longer go about his
life doing what he desires. It was for a 0.
Do do you have a last name? There's quite a lot of bounties.
It just make the search easier. I have to go check the
reference. Book I don't think Cyril ever
gave us a last. Name.
I did. I did.
Grand am Whispers What was your last name?
AO Thor AELTHOR. And OK, so if he had given that
to us originally, she would have known that and said something
different. So she passed it along the last
name. No, I really like the idea that
like you're communicating through a toy.
Is that spelled? That's one hell of a toilet.
I was going to say I'll I'll explain the toilet here in a
second, but we're doing something else over on the other
thing. So I'll just let you let this
keep going for a second. You he goes, Ah, Al Thor 0 Al
Thor. Is that with an S?
No, it's with. AC Try AC.
Oh, OK, let me, let me go check here.
And he goes, he goes to the back room real quick and he you can
hear him. Ah, fuck.
Something falls down. He's like, Jesus, I get this
sorted out back here. And then he keeps searching for
a second and then he goes here it is 100 soul coins for the
head of Cyril Al Thor. And he, he comes back out with
the Ledger and he goes, do you have the head?
I don't have the head per SE that was destroyed, destroyed in
a manner. I have the body and she gestures
adjacent. And he goes back to the Ledger
and he goes for just the body. One cannot function without the
other, yes. Well it seems like this contract
was actually specific off the head.
I believe they had something in mind about putting it on a spike
or something so they can yell extremities to it.
I don't know all of the shit that these bounties come in for,
but they give us the coin and we had to divvy a doubt if it ever
comes in so well I guess I'll take from the coffers.
And it calls for 50. Only for the body.
They weren't, so they weren't going to get as much enjoyment.
I guess that yelling extremities did.
I mean there are other bits of value here.
Yes, yes, yes, absolutely. That's why they're they've got
50 here listed for just the body.
I I guess it's. Not present for me to argue my
case, I will. It was 150 for both of them.
This should be clear. Well, I cannot argue my case, so
I will take what I can get. Thank you, good Sir, for passing
along the job. He goes below the bar and pulls
out like a a little tiny chest and counts out 50 soul coins and
closes and locks as it puts it back under there and then does
something else you can't quite see and then hands you the 50
soul coins. You just hear Sarah like your
ceros is going to whisper the green.
Now tell Rob to rob that chest. And then he.
I was already thinking it I but I think I've already flushed.
Myself, but you wanted to work on.
Andy Yeah. So where exactly was the chest
put away? He said under the bar, under the
county. Yeah, and he, he, he puts his
two fingers together in his mouth and just whistles in a
very high pitch, almost unrecognizable tone.
And a hell hound comes out out of seemingly thin air just in
flames, grabs a hold of Ciro's body and wishes away in a in
about about a flame again. Oh.
Man, if only you guys knew a guy who would do anything for money.
That was really sneaky. Who's that referencing?
OK then we just kind of like raises one eyebrow and tries not
to react as the hell hound comes and goes.
Anyways, above if you can call it that, you go through a bunch
of different bends and turns. It's really hard to tell up from
down, but you come swirling up in another toilet.
It seems like Grand Am. That seems to be just like a
enclosed wash. Not even really a washroom.
There's nothing to wash your hands with, not at all.
It's just a very filthy like poop smack smeared on the walls.
If you can call it poop, it's like gore as well.
And, and you just open the door crack and you can see into the
courtroom. Name a way you're not going to
like this. Oh.
Oh dear, hold you nuts. What do you have to report?
Get on with it quick, like a Band-Aid.
Shitter opens straight out into the courtroom.
Oh, that's not very sanitary. No privacy.
This is like a studio apartment. It's.
Like it's a it's a shit smeared bathroom stall that opens into
the courtroom. Is there at least a door?
No, no, doesn't matter. There's a door.
It's just the judge's chambers. If it opens up into the
courtroom, then couldn't we get to the others?
It's go time baby, get up here. I got a toilet.
I start slinking. Toilet 69.
They drop in to hide and I make my way to the others.
I put the shit there for a while.
Don't worry, I truly I can. Skippity, don't.
No, we're not doing that today. I.
Mean it's kind of accurate they are coming out of the.
Toilet I just wait can I just press I can press digitation A5
foot cube clean every six seconds I'm just going to clean
my way through the. Toilet.
Before Before Girl goes down there and Nimaway gingerly grabs
a piece of his clothing and gives him a pleading look to
press digitation her as soon as they get out of the toilet.
Like wordlessly. This is what she's begging for.
I have a better idea actually. I take the lead and I press the
digitation through the whole. Pipe all the way.
Through the whole pipe, every six, five feet, every six
seconds. I think.
Until I get. Through too quick for that.
It's going to, if you're doing it like that, you, I don't know.
How to take a while? I don't.
I'm thinking about. I mean, how big is the pipe I
mean. Pretty long.
I don't know, like, I don't know, like 200 feet maybe at
least. I've imagined I treat you like a
Jetson, but shit stained Jetson. All right, Well then I'll just
go regularly and I'll clean everyone.
Let me get on the other side. See you on the other side.
Wait. It's like a sleeping slide, hey.
Guys, now color on the other side.
I can do this. It's temporary.
It's going to be. It's going to be fine.
Victory would come over the torque and describe her and
Frederick's plan to y'all since y'all are coming up.
So our level now. Oh.
I can see myself again. Let's see.
Here being that I have enthrall suggestion and enthralling
performance, so basically plus an extreme ridiculously high
charisma and performance ability, we were thinking that I
could use class this guy self on myself, put a suit on and act as
the lawyer while Frederick puts his vestments and acts as a
testimony. And we both charm.
We charm our way through and lower the wages.
I was just trying to get us off entirely.
Yeah, that. Or I have a question.
How occupied is the courtroom right now?
You said it was empty, right? I was only occupied earlier.
You said something about something being empty.
The toilet. It was empty by the.
So it's fully occupied so don't come in here.
But how do you think our little thing would work?
Because we he also has Channel Divinity to provide a + 5 to his
charisma skills and I already have a + 4 plus the plus 10
performance. Plus I can charm anyone in a 30
by 30 foot cube. And I have gift of gab, so if we
mess up, I can radio people's memories.
As long as they fail a wisdom safe.
Yeah, but within Thrall they'll already have a -10 on it if I
can get that put up. We're going to bullshit our way
through this one. So how do y'all think that
would? Because I'm not trying to have
my third character killed within three weeks.
Alternatively, we can make a break for our loot.
Well. Also we never we.
Can try our plan and if it don't go work we can still fight our
way out. Literally we, I mean Jira has a
plan currently. What's your plan?
Well, first he has to pray. Also, since Sero's stuff is
still on a dune, Sero's portal compass is still on a dune, and
we never discussed what that did.
So theoretically, with Victory's will, it could teleport her to
the last place she was before being transported, which would
be the table, and she could just get all the items.
How does that work that way? Can you teleport to the table?
Hannah, I mean it would be the. I mean we just had discussed
this before. You were like you said something
about a portal in the last place you were transported when 0
examined it at the very beginning and I never used it.
So could I go back to the table? I always play by the rule of
fuck around and find out. So I mean, there's that.
But also, if we're just being candid, we'd talked about, I'd
talked out with someone that we're that the magical items you
get from the table to being so locked or soul bound, meaning
that you can't just like create a bunch of characters and take
an item off the table and then just kill all the other
characters and have like a bunch of God tier items.
But if we But if Victory and Victory touches Cero's head with
the compass, if Grand Am can get it over to her, could they both
go back to the table and then they can them and Matt can
figure it out from there? I don't know if your soul is
fully in the head if or if it's more of just like.
Well, I mean, we discussed letting like issues Columbus
Dice. Yes, we have discussed it.
That means could victory use? We've discussed it, but it
wasn't a sure thing because I think at that time it was still
like you haven't tried it. So I'd said again, fuck around
and find out which I'm telling you candidly, it's going to be
like they're bound to the the players that you had.
So whatever Rick's plan is, our options or whatever Rick's plan
is, or Victory and Frederick try to be a lawyer and a priest as
an attorney in a testimony and just try to charm our way
through everything. Our shit's here.
Under a giant Cerberus. Well, it's under the Cerberus,
not behind it. Yeah, correct.
Under, they're sleeping on top of it.
Fuck. My real pony isn't working so I
can't see where it's at, but. Well, our plan was basically to
try to get us off Scott free. Yeah, yeah.
And then we could fight anyone. If it doesn't work, it's fine.
But. Over the table, everyone
definitely did exactly what they said we did.
Did you did you roll another religion check there, KIRO?
Oh, I was waiting. I was waiting, you see.
Jesus Christ. All right?
Nope. This just like it's worse than
last time. So damn it.
What was it? 3.
You don't even get the answering machine this time, you just get
the the number you were dialing is no longer in service.
Well, wait, wait, this is this is prayer wouldn't be really,
wouldn't this be more performance or persuasion?
Because because you're besieging, you're not you're not
you're not. You already know religion is
more about, you know, looking up and thinking about God.
I'm beseeching. It's also following the
practices. You are not a cleric, so you
don't get divine intervention with for just free.
That's a cleric feature. I'm I'm making the argument.
I'm I'm beseeching. You're not a cleric.
He was saying you can roll something else instead.
That's the thing. That's what he's saying.
You can use religion. Yeah, dice, Dice, please stop
hating me right now. Would say no you wouldn't but
and you realize nobody's really paying attention to that area or
if anything everybody's trying to avoid even acknowledging that
it exists over there so for the most part you guys have not been
spotted but if. You moved from that.
Location you wouldn't. You would definitely have to be
sneaking. You would guess because it's
pretty much wide open. So much I'm going to hide.
Yeah. Josh does a 12.
Does a 12 get me anywhere now? You get a.
We're sorry. No, with the with the 12 you at
least get a an automated response of we're.
Sorry, your God is in another service area.
It's fully about Mario. Your Princess is in another
tower. I was more, I was more thinking
along the lines of these. One for miracles.
Trust you? Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Where do I press 2? For Primordial Press 1.
Shit, I'm pressing. I'm pressing 1, pressing 1.
I have an idea but it's bad shit.
You press 1 and. You hear and you hear a our Our
options have changed recently. If you know your party's
extension, you may dial at any time for Janice with accounting
press and for like. You may have pressed into the
wrong menu or something it seems like.
If I press, if I reverse gravity on the dog, we can get to our
shit. But we'll just wake them up
immediately. And plus, the room is filled
with people. Can we try our first?
Yeah, I'm just plotting backup plans.
Do you want to fuck around it? Do you feel like fucking around
and finding out That's the. Visibility.
Always so. I don't think we can.
I'm not too. Out of this.
No, we definitely can. We get dune small somehow so we
can take her with us. We somehow grab our shit and we
jump back down the toilet and we flee through the sewers.
How? Much shit is there.
It's all of our shit. I.
Mean here's the thing. Hit.
No, I turned to. I turned to Grand am.
The water bottle. The bottle.
We could release the crack in and then suck in the in the name
and then run through the sewer. We just have to get to it.
Do we? I mean I point across I have
invisibility. How are we going?
How are we going to get Hero and change though?
Humans, typically of true sight. He's still chained to the.
Shit, yeah, that's typically of. He's chained to.
He's chained to what? He's chained with to a donee,
letting like restricting his magic him and that were.
I'm a real guy, could attempt to lock deck.
Let them start their distraction and then we go.
OK, so I'm going to cast this guy's cell for myself and put on
a suit and so the most. Pertinent question I have for
you guys is, do we want to try this tonight?
Probably not. I love you, dude.
Just to know how it ends up so that we actually formulate a
backup plan for next time. Oh fuck.
I'm. Not.
I mean it's it's pretty late. I got work in the morning.
Fair enough, it is almost 10 there.
Yeah, get up at 6:00, so. I mean, I guess this does give
us more time to fully figure out which order we want to cast all
of our shootings. So when a dune gets small, can
people be on a dune when that happens and they get small with
her? How does that work?
Yes. She doesn't get small.
The only thing we have that could transport her in a small
capacity is the bottle that we have, the ship's bottle if I
empty the whole. New thing in it.
Theoretically, yeah. Catch your DNA.
OK, so we have. To have the poker ball first to
do that. Yeah, which?
Is all of our plans involve getting our shit back so far?
Except for the one we have. Cause the the bottle is the
bottle on a dune or is that with our shit?
It's. It's a shit.
Or alternative plan, we go back, we rob that dude of all of the
soul coins and then we use them to pay off they are pay our.
Debt, OK. But for mine and Frederick's
plan, we have in total suggestion I haven't.
I have suggestion enthralling performance from being a glamour
board enthrall and it was. A bad idea?
A ridiculously high charisma and then he real question.
Is if they resist a charm? Yeah, I don't think we can talk
away out of this. We did exactly what?
They're accusing us of. They sure did.
Y'all did that, I didn't do that I didn't.
Do 100% we did that. Oh, no.
Lawyers can talk their way out of anything.
Really convincing people can do anything they put their minds
to. And.
So so. But we have enthrall,
enthralling performance, charm person suggestion, gift of gab
on me and then hypnotic performance and channel divinity
for Emissary of Peace on perjury.
And he could dress up like a priest and be a testimony.
And I could be use disguised person to put on a suit and be
y'all's attorney. I have no words to actually talk
a way out of this. We'd be solely depending on
roles and their resistance is to it.
I mean, given that I will be playing the role of an attorney,
I I would like to argue those would be performance roles.
Yeah, we, yeah, we're, we're just going to bullshit.
And if that doesn't work, then we can fight.
Everything. So would would they be
performance? We have to have the backup plan
ready. Yeah, yeah.
But would they be like? Or less.
I mean there are OK do that for sure.
Good because I have a whole percent.
I have a + 10 performance so. I don't know if anybody's been
in a courtroom recently, but they definitely aren't speaking
logic in a courtroom. It's definitely just a show.
See, I have a + 10 performance. I can try to we zoom my way out
of. This if you're trying to but.
Not the only plan. If you're trying to weasel way
your way out of this, then I would highly suggest that the
stance you take be that. Your owner don't.
Like it the? Glove don't fit, You must have
quit. Yeah.
But the glove does fit. We 100% did it.
Sorry, honestly, Sonny, sorry you're.
On a certain point of view. No, we 100.
Percent are guilty. We no longer plead.
We. No longer plead not guilty, we
plead idiot. Like 100%, if they look into it
and they get some sort of like zone, if they put a zone of
truth on us, we're done because we 100% did it.
Our plan is to get them with so much bullshit so fast they
cannot react. Sure, but the moment a zone of
truth is cast, this plan is out the window.
Well, we just need to win before that.
I mean even the even then can gift of gab like reconvince them
and undo their past 6 seconds of memory even with his own truth
zone. Of truth.
Zone of truth is like 10 minutes.
So if we can just talk install enough for 10 minutes, then
those truths will go down. I can gift of gab, erase some of
the memory and then. And they would just recap.
Well, well, here's you. Just have to say non truths
until you get there. Forget the non truths.
OK, so we can try this, but we need to come up with that backup
plan, so. Does somebody have invisibility
that could get up under the Cerberus and grab the shoe?
I have invisibility. But I don't think it's a matter
of getting under the dog. We have to move the dog.
So the dog is its weight is not in the bag, correct?
Could we use Ciro's? Could we use Ciro's head as
bait? Would it have decayed enough for
it to be used as bait? As like a treat.
I can't move the dog. I'm sure, I'm sure me and Grand
Am and well, we'd have to get him out of change first, but I'm
sure Archibai Frank can move the dog.
So why do we have to get someone out of change if they're changed
to a dune? Just put when a dune goes in the
bottle. I'm not.
I'm not chained to a Dune, I'm
chained to the floor. My changer is long enough that I
can be on a Dune's deck. Oh, you're chained to the floor
of the room? Right, yeah, him and him and the
Admiral are both the only ones chained, so they can't use magic
and they can't move beyond a certain.
And when KIRO is focuses on hell right now, he is trying so hard
right now. I could.
I mean, that's a that would be a huge role.
Even with a like a a a cleric, a divine intervention is a 1% of
100. Yep.
I mean all all Victory knows at this point because she is a
little slow is the girl boss gaslight and gatekeep which is
what she plans on doing as the eternal gatekeeping information.
Gaslighting limit to thinking what I'm saying is true and girl
bossing her way through. She worked.
A lot because we. Don't know actually happened.
Who has? No matter what, we have to flush
out this backup plan in case that goes S We can talk about
how that plan's going to work all day, but we got to have a
backup plan. Did they take my feather?
Backup plan should be those who can disarm traps or pot lock,
lock, Peck, freeze the two people chained to the ground.
But who is that going to be? Who can?
Do that. I can do that.
I don't know who else can. I'm good for nothing except for
charming and performance, and I will go ahead and say that now.
Lock pickers. If it's magic, we would need
knock or a dispel magic. I have neither I'm.
I'm kind of good, charming and then I'm kind of a damage
sponge, so yeah. I'm pretty much I watch Army so
I can't do I'm in no help in this situation.
OK, Grand Am can lift the dog. How close do you have to be
Grand AM to lift the dog? 100 feet.
OK, so you can do it from where you.
Are so then the plan would be get to the thing, grab all of
the items, probably release the Kraken right, run back to a
dune, suck her up into the bottle, run out the the shit
bowl door. OK, how many items are under the
dog? Like what is the container that
they're in? How big is it?
It's a massive chest. The dog is the the Cerberus is
like sleeping on top of it like a pillow has all three heads
which are each easily 10 feet in length.
The heads just alone so easily, like of 50 foot by 50 foot
chest. I have if I take my knuckle
Busters apart, it's made with a ring of resizing.
So I could run over there, apply the ring of resizing to it, and
then pick the whole chest up and run.
But then what happens to your knuckle Busters?
Do they get big and you have to leave them behind?
Baby, it becomes a like a regular table.
We have to put it on the editor. You'd also have to physically
pick up the chest to make that work.
Can I? Can I?
For that item. OK, then Warren or whoever has
got strength. Yeah, well I also have a back a
backpack of holding that can hold £7000 worth of.
We just need to pick up the item first.
It's 50 feet across, you said. Yeah.
What is? Does anyone have the reduced
smell? The what?
The reduced spell. Wait, if anyone has the reduced
spell then we could. That's a big ass.
Make it smaller. Yeah, I don't see how it could
be that big. The dogs heads are only 15 feet
across. What?
Yeah. I mean, here is your pellet.
Here is only 15 feet 50. Feet would be tiny to compared
to. They're like, it's like 35 here.
Well, I was imagining the the chest is from here to here.
We'll call it. 35 heads. How do I draw that arrow?
That's the the measuring tool looks like a little measuring,
like a little ruler. Ruler OK, so you said it was
under the heads. Yeah, it's 15 feet.
But is your? But is your pillow exactly the
same size of your heads? I said that we have multiple
heads. Yeah, you do, don't you?
Sorry. OK, so what's the new size of
the chest? 30 by 30.
Oh, it's like a body pillow. The entire dog is on there.
Yeah. Oh, I understand what we're.
Doing I got Snoopy, it's like a cushion.
I see. OK, I was imagining it like
under the dog's chin. So how does this court work?
Who, who is is, is it? Do we just have to convince the
judge or is there a jury? So your best bet is is to
request a is to request a sky I called.
I'll have to look up the thing in the in the.
Eye Talker. Sky Talker, that's like the So
right now we're in a we're we're essentially in a, a packed court
where it's the people who want us guilty judging us.
But if we were to call a sky talker, they are a neutral
party. We may have one with us in the
form of the Grand Am's Pokeball. Pokeball.
So you could request, say you request Sky Talker, we have one
present, but it's in the chest. Then they open up the chest and
someone who's who's invisible jumps into the chest.
They just immediately turn and say guilty for the I meant grand
am summoned him a on the second time and trapped him in a
pokeball. He's not a big fan of us.
Wait, how does someone in the chest help us?
He's in my pokey ball do. I know what would help us is in
the contract, if you read it, it says you can request judgement
by a sky talker, which is a neutral party.
So if we want to a neutral judge rather than a judge from hell
who wants us to be guilty, then you should call for a Sky
talker. Josh, did you write a legitimate
contract? Yeah, you did.
I ran it through AI to see if there's a good way out of it.
He's not. Oh my God.
He ran it through AI too. I need, I need to see that
contract. I will read it all the way
through in its entirety and figures.
Not a great way to do law, but you know what?
OK, so question. The point of this would be to
open the chest so someone could go in.
And. I guess I'm not following the
chain of events here. So #1 the point is to get a
judge who doesn't hate us, right?
That would that that. Would that number one would?
Assist the main plan. She's just confused on like, how
does having somebody in the chest benefit us?
Because once they're in the chest, they have no way out.
That is how she's. If if they have the stuff in the
in the chest they have the golden desk that can teleport
them to the Aduna. So the plan for the person in
the chest, which is most likely going to be you because you have
you probably have the most movement spade and you can go
invisible would be to get Frederick's backpack of holding
which can hold up to 7000 lbs. Yeah, dump everything in there.
And then disc back to the aduna. Yeah, wait, so the person inside
the chest would run around the chest shoving everything into
that backpack? Yeah, just when we could have
all of our stuff and then. All that stuff fit through the
opening of the backpack. I guess, I mean, it's, I guess
it depends on what everyone was carrying, right?
It's just everyone's gear grand. Damn.
OK. Let me look at what stereo had
and if most of my stuff too. Unless you were carrying like an
elephant or carriage. Yeah, but I.
Thought a backpack. Holdings to don't ball.
Held. Yes, Zero only had the only like
big stuff Zero would even have would be like his shield.
His armor, yeah, and that stuff. I don't know how big Franklin's
business, I don't know how big Franklin's business card he is
or if that would be in any help, but I do have one of those if we
can get some fun. Franklin's business card would
have helped you guys a lot more if you had contacted them before
they left. Hell, because as it stands, he
they don't like the other team, doesn't know you guys are in
this situation. So it's 10:00.
Yep, OK. Before we break, we should
decide on that sequence of events.
We can always. Also discuss it in Discord.
Yeah, exactly. OK.
May I may I try one more time Josh for the the nights up?
For the nights up, Yep. Alright, come on.
Please be nice to me. Please.
Be nice to me please. Big numbers, big numbers, big
numbers. 23. They'd be doing numbers.
Is that a? No, that wouldn't, that
wouldn't, that wouldn't create unfortunate.
That would have been great if it was.
OK, still not not bad with a 19 this time.
I guess you'd get through finally and you would hear.
And that's off front prayer. I you, you, you hear a sultry
voice. Just say, what is your wish my
child? All right, I'm going to recite
the prayer that I sent to you. Yep.
All right. Good night, guys.
Good night. Nice meeting you.
Lady of quiet thresholds, keeper of the last gate, hear the rest
of my breath and the whisper of my steel.
I am your half skilled servant, born of ember and bone, a sword
sage who walks the scene between heartbeat and hush.
By the oath I tied to your shadow, by the names I have
ferried from warm air into your still harbor, attend me now.
The world around me shudders. The living cling like frost to
dying leaves. Wolves and men's skin prowl the
refuge of the road. A tyrant sigil burns above a
city that has forgotten how to pray.
My blade is keen, but the tide is higher than my shoulders, and
the hungry do not tire. Mother of ending balance on the
beam of forever. Grant me a boon to set the
scales true. Let my foot fall.
Be silent and my will be wait still the tremor in my hand and
let And that every cut be measured, every stroke account.
Step upon your bridge. Bank the fire in my chest until
it is a Lantern, not a wildfire. Let my breath be truth, and that
strips lies to bone. Wrap my shadow in your veil,
that I might pass unseen where mercy requires swiftness and
seeing, where terror must loosen curled fingers.
If your soul is not yet ripe for your garden, turn my edge aside.
If a soul has longed overstayed the dawn, set their name upon my
tongue. Let the cords of fate shall pale
against the dark, that I may serve only what your mark for
serving. Ioffer the memory of my fear.
Ioffer the last warmth of my accord, The dragon of pride, the
stubbornness of man. Take them.
Make them a key for this locked hour, and if the cost you ask is
journey or scar, I will pay it. If the cost is narrowing my
years, count them with calm fingers only.
Keep your Ledger honest through me.
That the weak find a path out, that the cruel meet the debt.
They have written that the balance returns before the sun
is ash. When this is done, I will kneel
where the road meets the river, wash the blade in the current,
speak the names I have carried, and leave a Evan scale on your
Karen until the last bell. I am yours.
Open the gate of fingers with Lady, and let your quiet fall
where it must I. Will take your prayer and I will
give you a vow and in your mind only it's.
The scene flashes with you and her 1/2 split down the middle
from the top of the head down to the middle of the torso.
One side a beautiful lady, the other side a decrepit corpse and
you're standing in your marriage best with a priest and under a
bow with with with a a crawling corpse on the ground handing you
a ring. And the priest says, do you take
the lady to be yours? KIRO takes the ring and says I
swear to take the lady is mine. And no others.
And the he turns to the to the lady.
Go ahead. And no others.
Turns to the lady and do you accept this new husband of
yours? I do and she takes the ring and
places it on her finger. You can see Laden with other
finger or other rings. Each ring just has like a finger
dangling from it, so it's just like a little key change.
And well, the priest says, and with this kiss, let the vow be
sealed. And she leans forward with, you
know, the half decrepit mouth and the half beautiful mouth
with a lips puckered. And KIRO, who does not fear
death, embraces death. And you feel powers power surge
through you at the at the kiss, as well as a bit of your essence
drain with it at the same time, almost balancing out to a
perfect to where you were before it feels like, but maybe
slightly more. And you come back to your
senses, still in the courtroom, but you have a greater, greater
power than you did before. Besides, besides what I'd
stated, I figured this would be like a ritual thing, ritual
casting that you'd have to do basically in in.
That's the only other thing that I thought about in the meantime.
Yeah, which I've I've kind of tried to start, put that
together, you know, it's going to take a second for it to kick
off. Yeah.
Which I'll I'll send that over to you.
Mechanically, what just happened?
Yeah, I'm not just. He just promised him himself to
the goddess death in service of her to to gain greater power in
her only request being. And it was more or less
unspoken, but it was said in his prayers of not only serving her,
but like specifically in riding the world of undeath, because
that is her nemesis. I also have ACC tiny request and
then a question about something to follow.
Good. Since victory is still like
unseen inside of donate, could I take a long rest theoretically?
I guess, but I don't know why you would.
You didn't do anything right. I used to spell slap.
Plus I get heroic inspiration 'cause I'm a human.
Oh, and I figured that might be a little useful.
Yeah. I don't know if it'd be a long
rest to be more like a short rest.
I don't know if that does it. For you, I don't think we're
giving you as long rest amount of time.
Bro this isn't good. We're not going to be here for 8
hours. Yeah, we're cracking our
knuckles and we're running in hot first thing we get back into
this game. Yeah.
So what is for rest 2 again? Would I regain that one spell
slot I used? Foot rest No.
For a Bard now. And for my Does me pretending to
be a lawyer count as a performance?
Because my feature says once per short read you can use 4.
Choose four creatures that watch or listens to you perform for
one minute. Each target makes a wooden
saving throw, and it's charmed if it fails for one hour or
until it takes damage, or you take it, or it sees you attack
or damage its allies. So could I charm part of the
jury? I don't know about the charm
portion, but you could definitely be rolling
performance. OK, but could I use that feature
and see if I can charm them? Yeah, absolutely.
I always fuck around and find out.
Always. OK, I'm down 'cause I have a
gift of gab so if I fuck up I can reverse it, baby.
I could say sure. Oh yeah.
I'm going to re read the contract and fully decipher it
and down to like basic English and then go from there.
Like I'm talking I'm going to rewrite it all down in the
notebook and decipher each piece piece and make little
animations. What are What is your plan to do
with what you just did? Oh, this is the epitome of
fucking around and finding. Out do you wouldn't at this
point would you classify 0 as undead 'cause that's going to be
an issue with Grand Am that you have being that he is a re
animated head pretty much on a key chain.
Absolutely not. KIRO is not undead.
KIRO is committed to death and can.
No, I mean zero. My his head is, Would you
consider him an undead since he isn't talking here?
Yes. That's going to be a
conversation between you and Gray now because I don't think
he's going to willingly give that up.
Knowing him in the fight. They just had to get it back.
Yeah, I'm, I'm best. I'm kind of putting my.
Final Oh yeah, and you promised your next level.
That was the other mechanic thing that happened.
Here. Oh yeah.
To her in her service, which is. I mean it could be paladin, it
could be warlock, it could be cleric.
Just has to be something that is worshipping her.
Yeah. As.
As well make sure this sounds. Oh could I?
Instead of using disguise self, could I use my disguise kit to
put on a suit? Probably.
OK, I'm going to do that instead because I don't really want to
waste another self slot trying to do all this.
I'm just making sure this sounds good because I feel like it
does. I feel this sounds good.
How do you spell it? Dune A.
DUNEI think right? EU has an umlaut and the E has
an. What is that word that you just
said? I've never heard that word a day
in my life. It's a German word like a it's.
Like the one of the marks above the letter.
Yeah, there we go. An accent mark.
Yeah, an accent mark that. It's two dots over the UI.
Was just wondering which one it was 'cause I know EU has several
depending on the language. I I feel this is ritual length.
I, I feel this is ritual length enough.
Josh, I just sent it to you. I'm just hoping I don't I
accidentally kill a character again 'cause I already know
that's going to be happening sometime in the near future,
'cause I know how I am. I just hope it's not this close
in the future. You can always make anything
ritual length technically when it comes to a spoken portion,
you just got to say it slower. Yeah, true.
I don't know. I wanted to, I wanted to just
sound good like an action, like a ferryman giving a ritual that
would, you know, sound appropriate to both the
thematics and everything. And I think this will be pretty
good Once the chance, once the once the the moment arrives for
it, which is literally going to be me while they're doing all
theirs, I'm going to be reciting the chant.
Oh, the contract isn't as long as I thought it would be.
Most good, that's a most good contracts are very, you know,
short and sweet and to the point.
OK, so I got to do that and then I'm going to finalize my backup
character for victory in case she gets like it publicly
executed for a lion in a court of law.
How about I say most contracts that are long and, you know,
egregiously big usually have a crap ton of loopholes, caveats,
and things that can be extorted. I'm going to start working on
that character just in case. I think I'm going to make her a
pirate just to make it like a little fun.
I don't know. That's just the Bible right now.
If you not take it to play any characters on your B&D, guilt
group, the club, the D&D. Club Oh, I genuinely had.
I'm just kind of, I'm not there a whole lot honestly because my
friends work a lot even though they said tell their bosses they
need all and I wouldn't have a ride otherwise.
But when I am, I just kind of sit off to the side and monitor
everything because there's like 3 different tables going on and
they go bounces around from table to table.
So I just kind of my, I'm like the warden pretty much.
I'm the self, I'm the self elected president.
That's what I told him. And then?
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