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Greg. I feel like Craig.
It's bad rap. It does sometimes just do what
he wants like starts recording and then dips out halfway
through like oh this is boring by like Warren.
Yeah but I'll start with the recap for you guys.
So here's a to a new companion. Burst forth from the ghostly
figure on the Of the bartender. In The Alehouse on the fifth
level of Hell, Faulkner after awkward, introductions the
shadow Seekers except the newcomer into their fold and
listing, his help in a search of the keys to a mysterious door
Mommy and Franklin having been abandoned in the mangrove by
ruvik inve Meyer who ran off erupting with vomit at the site
of Franklin and Mommy's covered in The Crawling dire Cricket
maggots Franklin and Mom Then head back to the Alehouse, to
recruit some of the other Shadow Seekers Flint, Faulkner, Ash and
grizelda to find out more about the which to the West metella
maleficarum braving the diacritics mangrove.
Again, they head over to their to her tree house which they
find guarded by writhing plants, negotiate negotiations and Sue
to allow the shadow Seekers access to her house promising
maleficarum to be allowed to open a Ashes, two-headed baby,
and you and easily unclear as to what that means has and hesitant
at the hostilities, as they continue to proceed with
negotiations. For the two keys, by the Vicky
and professors to having explaining.
She simply wanted to see inside the baby with magic.
She would share the location of the other two keys that would
gain them access to a demon with a way out of hell behind the
large door in the In propolis allowing her exes to Ash
allowing her. Access Ash Waits outside, not
being able to watch the happenings successful in her
attempt maleficarum shares. The location of the final keys
to be with her sister. Seth's fella, a phlegm to the
East, and the dwarves, to the north side of shakers, then set
out to the east, to find the sister already in possession of
the dwarfs key finding of horrific envira vomit.
In the mangrove, Faulkner Franklin, mommy.
Ash Flint for Myra and ruvik all decide to head back to the The
Ale House for some rest. Well, Franklin is making himself
ready for sleep. He decides to make Acquaintances
with the ghost bartender. Making a deal with many pull-ups
and secret through the floating ephemeral beings he loses the
skin and meat on his was that the left hand?
I got a question mark I couldn't remember I believe it was.
Yeah but no no it was because I would know.
It would been been my main hand. So right hand.
Okay. I couldn't remember which hand
you stuck out and I thought you were being hesitant but I wasn't
100%. Franklin is never hesitant.
We all keys wholehearted, no matter what he does, even if
it's a horrible decision, emitted.
Well, waking up more or less rested, the same contingent of
the Shadow Seekers, leave The Alehouse once again, in search
of the, which, to the east assess, Shelia phlegm quickly.
They spot a small looking Hut on the other side of a Upriver
trudging their way further, south around the river and a
large boulder near the eton's encampment to the South.
They find a bridge leading to the Hut as they reach the middle
of the bridge. The shadow Seekers are set upon
by two giant Crocs, in one enormous frog with tentacles.
They hurried to dispatch the Frog, he myth but are left
fending the to Crocs. Let's see what happens this
time. And today we got with us, Ash
Flint ruvik from Myra and Franklin for, for sure right
now. And really think, I don't know
if you've noticed but You're constantly on right now kind of
sounds like the ocean or the waves.
Oh yeah I thought that was background music.
Really? I don't I heard ocean and like
wind and I was like okay said it's setting the like space for
us to get eaten by a crocodile. Even question it.
Yeah. What is You have these little
down at the bottom next to your voice connected or disconnected.
There's a noise suppression by Chris Van.
It's a little like waveform looking thing.
Make it crispy. Also, I'm looking at a piece of
paper of Tarth. Oh, thank you.
And just figured that's where we were starting until we got
things set up. You guys are on the bridge.
It would be. We left off terrific.
Had just finished his turn and it was going to be the two Crocs
turn. Going back to the encounter that
I had set up for it, resuming it.
Yep, there we go. Yeah.
You guys still getting the same noise?
Yeah, more or less. What if we just turn you down?
Not sure what that is because there's no like ambient noise in
my apartment or anything. I'm not using one actually.
Oh, I was gonna say cuz try unplugging it.
I definitely I definitely I'm going to disconnect and
reconnect again. See if that fixes things.
Because it's probably just like the fan of your laptop.
Yeah. Maybe that's what it kind of
sounded like too. Over here.
It seems to have been mostly fixed anyhow.
So, I think the last so it's either which way they both have
got to take a turn here. So whichever which one was that
was going to attack have to hold of somebody it was ruvik.
Oh yeah, yeah. Fulcrum right?
No. No.
Rusik was inside of the froggy myth.
Oh, okay, right. Yeah.
Or big save. But Faulkner is currently
grappled by the. That's right.
I was like, I grabbed a hold of someone Oh, you were holding
onto Faulkner as well as he's being grappled.
Yeah, because I was going to try to do what I could to prevent
him from being drug into the water.
I knew you'd slapped him for some healing I thought, but I
didn't know that. Like I did not recall that
particular detail. Well the first one here then is
this going to I think I think that one the first one that I
have up here is the one next to Franklin because it's been
slashed by ruvik and the other one hasn't taken any damage yet.
So Multi attack make to tackle this back, so it's going to try
and bite, Franklin inside of his shell.
Again, it's fine fail. Yeah, it is wait. 28 will hit
when the Croc up but it was natural.
Oh, and a D20. Oh yeah, that'll do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you could roll me a deist
dexterity saving throw, I think it is or wait, no, let me go
back to it real quick. Strength. 16 and 17.
Did you teach it? By strawberry shell is weak.
I need more milk. That'd be why?
So your teeth with a six or nine you're currently?
I would say that inside the Crocs mouth, that's why it was
able to actually penetrate your shall shell more or less.
So, you're starting to see cracks go across your shell and
you can feel. It's okay, guys, we're gonna be
okay. With 24 piercing damage.
No 24. Oh no, apply changes.
I'm at less than 10 Health. Or not.
I do not Franklin. Total of 33.
Okay. So didn't kill you outright?
No not not not not yet but I do have to make calm save for my
blast which is going to be a fail.
So blessed will fall. Okay, because you're
unconscious. No, I still have 9 HP.
My bed, I had 33 total minus 24. Okay, you said - 10, I thought
you said and my brain was like - home lost concentration, so no
more blasts. Raggy skaters are, bro.
More challenging than the Frog. Apparently, I'll know the Frog
had me down, if it wasn't for Flint.
Which I do have a question about that scenario.
Like I know we're in the middle of combat and I'm very sorry but
so it only were wound time for the Frog and whoever was in
contact with the Frog, Yes. So rubric and the Frog and it
seemed to have no effect on anything else.
Okay. So what anyone who was paying
attention have noticed this. Yes everyone everyone seen the
Frog. Regurgitate what looks like
regurgitate ruvik without any of the damage that he had
previously had from the frog eating him somehow, and and him
just land perfectly on his feet. Yep.
And start attacking, like nothing actually happened to
him. Because from his perspective,
nothing did happen. I would say, I don't know if Ash
actually noticed this because I was worried about the
perception. Okay, yeah.
I was worried about being eaten because Falcons right in front
of me. I guess in your case yet,
perception would be applicable. Probably even, probably even
even for Franklin, especially As you were in your shell.
But did I would say that definitely flint and film iata
are right in front of the Frog and mommy was right there.
Went next to it. Through Vic being vomited up
next to them. So kind of hard to miss that and
somebody wanted to loot the Frog, I was already thinking
about that for sure. I just want to remind whoever
said that. Yeah.
That was the matter with her
daggers. That are inside the Frog.
Yeah. Because they didn't return to
her. Okay.
Yeah, she needs us back. Can you guys hear me?
Making a lot of noise? Not really.
No, okay good. So, ending her stick.
It also the Croc that was attacking you Franklin that's
got you got you grappled in its mouth right now it's flowing.
Its tail out towards mom met who just barely skims past or
actually probably a mom is case hits up against their stomach
and they just go takes it like a trinity.
Yeah. And then The one.
That you're holding on to Falk? No, with Has a 21 tail hit to
you that hurts. Could you roll me a strength
save? Oh shit.
Oh no, four. You're you're no longer holding
onto folk. No, no, no.
You were you were prone and slapped off of him as he.
So he kind of has these the the Crocs got Falcon it in their
mouth and just flips their Ascend around smacks you off
basically and then hops in the water with Faulkner.
Oh no, I'm sorry. I'm not strong.
Oh no. Sorry to interrupt Josh.
Yeah while and my shell I have advantage to strengthen con
saves. It is it too late or no?
No. Okay, I don't be wrong.
Add an additional role. Yeah, sorry about this guy's
that was a fail. That's even worse and then Mike
on Save also fail so didn't matter, doesn't matter if you
remember this Yeah, but you got the hard part out of the way.
So, yeah, Falcon has in the water, and what looks like being
currently drowned and Drug into the water before, death rolls
are our started. If you know what those are.
It's just spinning in the water. Oh no, we're in trouble, guys.
Front row. Okay.
And that damage would be, oh yeah. 27 think Focus down again,
unconscious in the water. That's not yet. sure is Here we
go. and, To make matters worse. It seems like two more Crocs pop
out over by you Franklin. And start dragging attempting to
drag me May into the water, both of them at the same time.
I can't imagine me may take that light.
I can. No definitely not.
I would, I would say not that they had been dealt Ali getting
up towards the third at this particular them.
At this particular time too. And let's roll for both of them.
I'll take the first one would hit at second one.
Definitely does though. Oh that there we go.
Yeah. Mommy is was then currently
proned by one of them as the other was biting on their heel.
And as that by that means taken into the water slowly backwards.
It seems like they haven't started the death rolls with
with them yet. They're trying to get away from
in a deep enough water. You guys are starting to lose
sight of. Then in the direction that
they're going to and how deep in the water they're going.
So just so you guys don't put too much effort into it.
This is partially because they're not here in the session.
Mmm this is the best I can come up with just saying it might
they might survive right now the rules go.
When they come back you know, I know that.
What am I supposed to do? Then it would be ashes touring
with Franklin on Deck. Okay, so yes, so you have to use
all of your movement to to get up.
Is pro new rule there? Okay.
So what if I just Unser waddle my baby from my chest and roll
into the water? I don't get up.
So you're you're just going to roll your baby into the water or
you're going to know. I'm taking the baby off and I'm
going to set it on the dock. Hopefully it safely on the dock
and then roll myself in the water in the direction that they
ran off with my companions. I mean yes you'd be standing up
in the water right next to it, but you can tell the next step
that you would take, you would have to be swimming and that
would be all of your movement. Want to roll me a mothering
skill to see how well you put the baby down in that in that
singular motion on the baby down on the ground.
This I see you. Look it up.
And I ripped the baby off my chest, slave it onto the birds,
and then just like, Swan, Dive and belly flop into the water
after folk. Like, don't worry, I'll save you
just in the eagerness to say my companion, after my baby.
You Vic is very concerned about Franklin, but he saw that and
put it earlier. So you were standing currently
at the, very sure of that kind of Treading Water almost
slightly there. If you take another step you can
tell. Okay?
Right next to the the rear end of The Croc, as it's doing its
that's holding onto Falk. No, that's doing.
Its the barrel rolls. So I'm standing.
So I know this water is not that deep, he's right there.
So I'm gonna draw my Rapier and just stab it down into the
closest part of the Croc to try to pin The Croc to the ground,
okay? I would say roll to attack 14.
that's, You're going to get a very glancing blow with that.
You get it into the tail as it's doing one of its spins.
You can tell you kind of just spaghetti noodle it up onto the
end of the Rapier but you can't find any purchase down below
your all the way up, past your shoulder into the water and you
can't find the bottom and you're not not holding it.
On the end of the Rapier either, it's your rape, your kind of
slid through the end of the tail and it's wriggled 33 as its
continuing to do its barrel rolls.
But I've gotten real damage for me.
Okay. All six damage. and, It was your
main attack, your movement, where you going to bonus action
or anything? I don't think I can do anything
useful with my bonus sex right now, it does say I have two
weapon fighting but I only have one weapon drawn.
And I have a second light. Know what you might not have a
secondary attack. I know you wouldn't.
Yeah, it just says that I have to weapon fighting but like my
only but his actions are bardic inspiration and cunning action
which is Dash or disengage or hide.
Okay. And you can't Dash now.
Yeah you got my movement and everything and my action but but
it was as a bonus action you could do it.
So I think it was so good I like so could I use the bonus action
to move forward? DC.
Or no. You said I have to swim.
Yeah, your current. You'd be at like half speed in
the water, I think is generally the, I'd have to double-check
the swimming. If you're as long as you're not
proficient in it and as far as I know, Ash was not, you know, but
I'm okay. That's it.
That's all I can do then. I'm sorry.
Okay, sorry. I needed my baby for you.
This is what I did for you. Just slam that baby out of here.
It'll be by not raising. No bitch, why are you crying?
I can't imagine that it is crying right now like they're
just too just the midst of combat and then there's just as
Bayesian thing or I guess, two babies.
So then that one? Yeah, pretty hard.
Oh shit. God damn it.
Do I have to road damage? I'm not that strong my leg
strength. I think one of the heads might
be unconscious. You get one of them crying.
Oh God. I guess we know which one's the
strong one. Yeah.
What a way to start the game. All right Franklin, I think
you're up that was the Yeah. Well in my shell I can't do
anything. Unless I leave my shell which if
I leave my shell, I am inside this crocodile's mouth.
So I'm trying to decide if that's worth you would.
I definitely want to roll me a. I think it's a strength to see
if you become ungrateful. apple is how that would work, if you
want to try that route, Well, right.
I would have to leave my shell to do that, so I will pay you to
do and I'm not a strong boy, so I'm stead.
I'm going to leave my shell and cast Sanctuary on myself.
I love you ward a creature within range myself, against
attack, until the spell ends. And it hero, I can just yes,
This is my best. Should shot.
Basically they make a wisdom save when they try to attack me.
And if they fail, they don't do anything.
We have to break the grapple for it to not do that.
So you wouldn't have to roll the strength check if you're if
you're not trying to get out of it.
Yep. That's my idea because a string
Jack would be an action and I have to use that to get this.
A, let's get out of my shell. Oh wait, this is a bonus action.
Wait, then I'm wrong. Because it's a bonus action for
me to get out of this to emerge from my shell.
So I wouldn't have sanctuary. I wouldn't have a bonus action
for Sanctuary which is unfortunate.
I mean, it's verbal and semantics, as long as you can.
Tell me how you do that inside your shell.
I'd accepted. Okay. then, I mean, if it's I
mean, I would still have access to my hands and stuff in my
show. I'm just all curled in.
So I think it's probably the way that it works is.
I reach into my like, reach your room inside my shell because I'm
in there and pull out some of my little friends and I hold them
close to my mouth. And I whisper like Gandalf on
top of the tower. And then I Blow them and then
they form a protective bubble around me.
And the the wriggly bits get it into the into the alligators
knows those and you can you can tell that it's agitating it as
you're still holding on to you somehow.
But it's crocodile sneeze and currently sweet.
What I say would I still have an action then or no?
Yes, because I was a bonus action.
Okay? Then, I will cast infestation.
That was a bad roll but it's a make a wisdom save.
Oh wait, is it a wisdom save? Con save.
Sorry, the target must make it display there.
Constitution, he just took a big bite of a beehive fan. 10, he's
fails. He takes one point of damage of
piercing damage because I rolled a one and moves 5 feet in a
random Direction. up to you how you want to roll this, but I
will just roll with a 1, D 4, It says 5 feet North.
And as as they're sneezing, they just kind of sneak continue to
sneeze violently and into the water North.
Yep. And I believe that provokes
opportunity attacks if, if anyone was next to me for it.
No, the closest one would have been me met but or Mommy, but
mommy's in the water currently got it, okay.
That's my action and my bonus action and there's just a big, a
big, a big flying Matt Cloud around narrator still have this
show. Oh no, no.
Okay, I didn't even know if I dropped and dropped Franklin.
And his sugar did not take take Franklin show away from him.
And then I don't that would be painful.
But that's my a skeletal structure.
You should get back in there Franklin and the the crocodile.
Yeah. And you still have your
movement. Oh, I have a show.
Oh, that would be a bonus action to get out.
I don't look at character sheets that often roof.
It was one away. but needless to say, mama is still being drug
further away, it seems I get it all.
Hey then we've got Vampira with Rubicon deck.
Is this guy, is he like sinking into the water?
Or is he is it like shallow enough that like He's not going
anywhere. I mean Faulkner, oh, that guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not going anywhere.
He's currently, he, the, the frog heme is being washed up.
The stream. Seems to be going north like the
flow of the stream so he's being washed up against the landing.
You got your standing on currently and between the two
wooden bridges. Okay, great.
Mike. Like here on the bridge, in my
able to reach this one or dive to be leaking water.
Depends upon how you're trying to reach them.
I was gonna use my shorts are probably didn't reach them, the
ads, they so they're, they're not, they're not more than five
feet away currently. Okay, so I'm going to move my
fax over to this guy. Okay, and then I'm going to try
to attack it with my short sword while standing on the bridge.
Roll for the attack. 14 would do it.
What's the hex do to it? Again, it adds an extra D6.
I think it's whatever old damaged first.
Somebody for piercing are is Franklin within 5 feet of it.
Yes. Okay, so that would be the sneak
attack. I'll help you.
All right. it's just six about it, so, 24.
Wait. I'm 18, sneak attack damage and
all the technique attack that was that's where it was like.
I didn't I didn't see that part at first, so 24.
You said total? Yeah, winter.
There we go. Bring you.
You you He probably stab down at it because it's in the water.
So it's going into its flank. You can tell when you lie be
like aiming for like a lamb are like the head like a joint of
some sort and I like to like pack it off or something and you
you definitely get. I would say most of the way
through the front joint on the front, right arm closest to you
but it does seem to stay attached. at this particular
time although just barely yeah you look almonds you can tell
Well, that works and then think that is.
Yeah, that's that's my turn. Okay, then we got a river. with
a sham day, after some other folks in between Wait with me on
Deck. What about Flint after?
God dammit this happened. Last time to so splints turn we
started with because it didn't you weren't in this particular
one that I made of the I did rejoined the campaign so you can
put me up. Yeah, I'll do that now.
Coach. well, I'll keep it written down for this particular
one because I'm going to I would have to restart it all.
Let's not do that. Okay, so I'm a little bit to the
right here. And I will take a shot at this
guy. Okay.
Dirty 12. Oh yeah.
That'll hit I got the 12 and he has to beat a 12 deck.
He's not very, not very good at that.
Oh, he still managed it though. With a 16.
Oh wait. Okay, so I thought did we go
through this before? Because it says explosive upon a
hit everything within. Yeah.
I foot of the target. Yeah, you've heard a lot.
Yeah. But does that mean the target
has to roll it to or just everything else in the fight
foot me? Me and you decided that the
target does not because it's already hit the target.
So the round is exploding as it hits.
Hit the Target and the people that need to roll the deck, save
our Franklin and vo Myra blow. oh, you just have to be the 12.
Yeah, I can't do that. I got a 4.
Oh no. What was that initiate it to the
groom? Hurting people, lets the join
you. Okay, got it.
I'll remember that everyone has pieces of shrapnel for me and
them Yeah, you've pretty nearly hit everybody at least at one
particular time and then one particular case, it hit
everybody all at once. But yeah.
Are you going to go in and add it again?
Because it was a total of 14, right?
And it looks like you blew it a chunk off of the side of its
face. With my second attack, I'll do
eldrick blasts. The seven hit?
No, it does not. Not bad enough.
That it goes a ride though. So it just as it is bobbing up
and down in the water, you misjudge exactly where it's
going to be yet, especially with the blood.
Now that's been churning through the water from your friends.
And now the Croc all of the now, you've misjudged exactly where
it was going to be with your blast and hit a little bit to
the side and you see a good of water as it splashes in.
All right, and then with my bow, Bonus action.
I will hit it with the blood curse.
Blood curse. So as a bonus action, I tried to
send it and it just rolled So the first section you, you curse
a creature that you can see within 30 feet of you until the
end of your next turn. For the duration to creature,
has this advantage on strengthened decks and takes one
d8 necrotic damage and if it if it makes more than one attack on
its turn. Oh, and okay, if it makes more
than one attack than it takes to one da damage, But it for now,
it just has disadvantage on strength and attack.
There. Yeah, I went downtown
disadvantaged on strengthening Tech.
Okay, strength and disregard the 8th time.
Strength index, my bad. I was hearing attack, we go.
Okay, and that'll be my turn. Then we've got moving right
back. Okay.
Franklin, how much HP do you got left?
I also have HP left, I could heal myself if I need to, but I
also better for giving a Roga, extra sneak attack.
Sorry a lot of crocodiles in between you and I'm willing to
make sure I got this, right? Yeah, I'm going to use my action
to use. Lay on hands and I got 16 HP
left in that pool. I'm going to give it all to
Franklin here. Oh hell yeah, I'm sorry.
I have 14 left. I apologize for 23. either that
has Actually quick question first, just even though Franklin
is kind of between me and the gator here I can.
Can I still see it? Like since I'm like like I like
Tower over on camera, I can still see the gator you can you
can see You can see it? Yes, I would say that.
No, I'm going to use my bonus action to cast Hunter's Mark on
it, and get it in there. I think it's getting some
stacked. All right.
I did the same thing. I rolled it.
I fucked up. You're trying to eat our friend.
Yeah. Start using some of this stuff
here. Oh I believe it.
Yeah, an extra 1 D6. When I hit it with a weapon, And
then, oh, yeah. Yep.
Oh, and you have Advantage right?
On any checks made up, right? Which is you dry if you don't
and yeah, the higher levels thing doesn't apply quite yet
because it's just a one love one, spell slot and then I don't
yeah, I think that's kind of been actually.
I'm going to have anything else. Please my movement, kind of like
the gator this way. Franklin, and kinda.
Roll me and acrobatics 12. You're able to just kind of give
them out of the eye and she shifts turned sideways slightly
as you shit. Look, now I on the narrow bridge
and then that is the end of my turn.
Yeah. and, All right, and then the croc in the water that has
been severely. Barely barely barely hanging on
there. Just starts taking off at top
speed away from you guys. It seems like it's done so that
I think invokes a couple opportunities attack but Yeah,
which one is this one? The one that's closest to
Franklinville Meyer and Vivek. Okay.
So I probably can't even see it from where I'm at.
Nope, you're unaware of it at this particular time but I think
it would invoke an opportunity to attack from both, all three
of them. Okay.
She'll so I don't think I could Oh yeah, right.
We decided that you couldn't get out of your phone to do.
Yep. I guess my first time doing
this, whatever role for that. Okay, just your whatever you
were attacking with for that. It would be anything that is an
attack action. You could T use.
Yeah so I was just making sure before.
I pretty much since he did you do hit it.
Yeah. And go ahead and roll damage.
Acute up. You finish off the limb that
from Myra started on as it's going to turn and swishes away.
And you see one leg left behind in the in the mist of blood
that's floating in the water as the be a lesson to you for
attacking this group b lines away to the north.
That's Flint have the opportunity to attack.
No, it's only invoked. Usually, unless there's some
other ability that's on them, within five feet radius, like
the melee range, I couldn't see where Flint was for a second,
that's because the circles of my character were like covering him
up. Circles off me.
God, that's right. Side rolls.
I did that one time. Now look what we got.
Now, which wow. Wow.
And the Croc down by US starts swimming even farther away with
Faulkner. So that would invoke an
opportunity attack in your case, I'm taking it.
I'm just going to swing with my Rapier since that's what's right
in hand, nice. Woo, 22.
Oh yeah, that'll hit I do all six damage.
Six. You see a little scratch open up
in its flank, Astaire as the other two that are holding on to
Mama. It seems like it's taking both
of them. Maneuver them all swim to the
South away from you guys at their top speed, which is,
they're already at over 50 feet away from you, okay?
So, talking hundreds of reaction, right?
Yes, I'm gonna scream at the top of my lungs for Bob, just fine.
That last part didn't come in. I screamed, Mom, where are you?
Yeah, come back to me. There is no audible response
that you can tell as there as they're all you can hear their
splashes fading away in the distance.
You can't see that they're out of sight.
Probably now around some bends in the corners of the of the
river. Other than the Frog.
He myth that's dead and on the middle Landing, there you guys.
I can't see, I can't see. You're deciding to chase in the
water. Hey, I got bad baby.
That means that means Faulkner got I have mommy.
Got taken too. With Mommy.
Oh my God. I turn to the baby's.
There are feds dowel. Really cuz those crocodile tried
to eat me. I guess I'm going to be like,
okay, here my baby crying. And I put my sword away.
That's just crawl back up on the stock children.
All right? Kwame magical 20 on mothering
natural one. Perfect I needed you but it's
okay, honey. It's okay.
I needed you out of love. It was a lesson you'll remember
for the rest of your days. I feel love you.
Just let your friends get taken, get eaten by crocodiles.
Yes. Unbelievable.
That is awesome. Oh my goodness.
So you guys are standing with a now quieted babies.
No longer screaming on the bridge, with blood all around
you. The dead frog.
He myth missing friends but there is a door it seems like it
was some jovial light just at the end of the bridge to the
small cabin that sitting on a little island, it looks like in
the middle of the river. This is really good security.
I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to turn in my companions and I'm
like, should we go in there? Do we want to go in with like?
That's it weapons, ready? I think we should search.
That's probably made a deal with the witch.
It's possible. Yeah, it's good bad.
It's got some. Sure they're using I'ma make my
way towards the towards the Frog, the kind of inspect it if
I can. Oh yeah.
Go ahead and Road, I'm trying to say it's like anything like you
inspecting it, if you want isn't like any of its like, leftover
Organics are useful, like fangs. Or like there's any Venom I can
kind of collect or anything like that.
I'll assist on that and I am looking three of my oh yeah,
yeah, the Tigers are in there. Daggers go ahead and roll your
your Investigation for the daggers.
See if you can find it in the in the mess of them.
Oh yeah. Kind of finding my daggers, yes,
you found them. Can't leave those by 16 you open
up its mouth and you see them lodged in there.
Frankel, how much HP do you have now?
All right, now that 24 of 33, but I also have these these
delicious jalapeno. Poppers that could heal be a
fertile or Ted if I wanted it to.
But I could also hit these up to you guys, so you could kind of
get it while it is, it necessary.
I'll reach out to you say, hold on to those, and I'll use my
heel. I use my Healing Hand on, you
little /, story Point. Great, thank you so much.
You know, how many people are here?
I would, I'll whole lot of the majority of these good barrier.
Abby these jalapeño poppers, but other, I'm going to give
everybody at least quite delicious.
So, I thank you. You can be a Healer too.
All. And I can bake more Eddie time,
no matter where we are. I have all the ingredients in
here and I kind of lightly tap. I love the jalapeno, poppers,
but you'll live. Although it cost you a hand.
Plus. Plus, look at this and I spiked
one of the jalapeño poppers with my finger.
Now, I've got we build just kind of like audibly laugh at that
way to look at the bright side Franklin.
Wow. Worthy of the best fit to be but
also don't put your head in a ghost if you don't why you're
handy. If that's what I've learned
today. Well yesterday also for today
attack you with necrotic damage. You can just put your hand up
and let it take three. I don't know if that actually
works. Now once we pull up the
situation, everyone has Gators that have our friends from give
that a shot. Perhaps I'll see.
Yeah, I don't know exactly what we're supposed to do about that.
I kind of look to the South Larry right.
They're either gonna we're gonna be fighter.
They're dead. There's no window you Mommy's
got axes. Yeah they're strong independent
Warriors. You're going to. yeah, they've
got serrated teeth though, but I believe you You're going to want
to roll me in investigation, just to see cursorily on this
monster. You were saying whether or not
it had something that you want. I guess if it had something
useful was your wow. Praising I believe right rubick
you're very certain that the the skin of this Beast is more than
likely very valuable for something that's not coming to
you right at this moment. But it is it's got to be
something with the way that it can be turned into Hyde is very
different than the way company turned into hype psychedelics.
I love this ride. You have to lick the toad LOL.
So tasty, right? Okay yeah I'm going to the skin
of this creature is very unique. See I got room in the old
backpack here and vote Myra's here.
She's got a bag of holding. I'm going to start kind of like
I guess trying to use my survival training to try to like
skin some of this thing. Yeah, go ahead and roll me
assess and got it. You got this buddy.
I quote with guidance. Yeah, I rub your shoulders.
With some nice supervision just right there.
How much does guidance add there because the theater plus 1 D
for. But I also have proficiency with
survival. So up to you, if you want to
allow an assist, I mean if depends upon what you want to
do, if you're if you're if you're assisting then I would I
would say then definitely roll the your survival but if you're
you know like here cut their kind of deal is as opposed to
just or assist. Yeah.
First as guide because that'll I roll tide roll want to roll
twice then since you're leading it.
Okay. No, you'd roll in addition to
his if you're assisting Franklin.
Oh okay, oh you drooling on my survival.
Nice. So, if you'd probably get a
almost uncomfortably interested to other folks, on how he's
carving the Beast, as he comes up around the eyes, your you
stop him and go if you just keep sliding the knife slowly, under
the eyelid right there, you can get just just enough of it off
so that you can make a very good mask.
Yeah, that's amazing. Also, I don't know if you do
this. I'll pluck out one of you guys.
The fat behind Find the eyeballs is just divide please and
indulge yourself as I continued like, as I'm kind of like paying
attention to what else he's doing.
I am like following his instructions.
All right, so you're able to get the yeah, like I said around the
cuticles, like almost ignore that, and just try to get like
one big like trying to work on like that and helping sides.
Main Mass. Yeah.
So you're able to get kind of a this little body and the head
but none of the appendages. I would say.
Which is still plenty. I mean you can proper treatment
in this fight. Rodney would promote very very
useful because I'll start try to try to roll it up and then look
over to V Meyer and ask as if I could stash this in her bag of
holding. Maybe if you put it in something
else, very good enough. Actually everything else.
No loose Parts. Float around in the bag.
Yeah, no, thank you are looking at it and you are seeing that.
It is tripping. Slightly in the duly noted
Redeye core of the see if I can find see if I have anything kind
of like tearing through my own backpack but I don't have
anything to kind of stash this thing in.
Very well and I'll just roll it up tightly.
I do have some rope that I'm going to use to secure and I'm
just going to like sling it over my shoulder for now.
Okay. How juicy it is this he slings
it over his shoulder after a pit trap in the room and you hear a
good as its laps in its own, you guys?
It will be worth it. Ha ha I have vestments in my in
my religious clothing typically thought of the priests back
here. Do you want to wrap this ad by
holy Garb? Your boy scout uniform?
I got you worried and then at the same time, I take the fat
from behind the other eye and I slide it around into my shell
for the insects to eat. It's kind of like the other one
too. Yeah, absolutely. 100% will make
no hesitation. We're just carving frogs and
eating eyeballs today, guys. I used to do a backhoe baby.
Normally would like rabbits and stuff, but you can tell that
your And I don't know. This is actually already true of
turtles or not, but as you as you ingest it, you can feel your
your eyes slowly Cloud over almost as if your vision is
going a little hazy. But then you just you, you take
it. You take a breath in between the
breath. You're the haziness disappears
and you hear a Sound like a clicking sound.
Almost and then, as you breathe back out, the, the haziness goes
back over here. Are you all right, Franklin?
Huh, that's fine. Elsie's, that it looks like
Christ. What I done, I've gained a
second film for them. with guys, look but otherwise the eye, but
he's like floating in the water and the best chili you've had in
a while. Wow.
So night a hand I guess if you fill I mean yeah.
Now I just doing I'm doing Water Angels right now, okay?
And you also got five Health though.
He's just not like aimlessly. Wandering are like loading up
strings. That's the way the the rivers
going. Yeah.
Yeah, I would say while you're doing your water water, Angels
floating to the north of that dot dot.
Oh wait, hold on. I'll swim back.
It's okay. I was with the speed and I could
breathe underwater, but I can't breathe inside of a crocodile
stomach. That's it's hard to breathe.
You were swimming. You realized slightly better
Vision while you're in the water, as it was coming over.
You can you remember we need more of these things.
Need to eat more animal parts understood.
Yeah. The just frog eyes are few.
Just nibble on it. You know I have this weird
place. Griselda's wasn't this?
Yeah she wasn't hmm. I'll just say, I have this weird
memory of this woman named Griselda that you would love to
meet then. Yeah, this is very nice.
He has a bag filled with Juicy Parts.
It's like a swimming pool. From hell, I bed where it, he'll
freak them out, we'll take that uniform to wrap this.
And if you still don't mind, Yeah, absolutely.
Will just wash it at the river later or not?
I don't care best I can. I don't know if there's enough
material to wrap up the whole thing.
It doesn't quite seem like there's probably enough but
mostly, you know, the juicy bits are covered some of the less
like the ends you focused on first.
Are after you get, that is exactly what I was thinking.
Through some sort of got it large sleeping bag, side type
type shape. And you got it, got it on the
ends, you got like the shirt on the top and the pants and
bottom, and it's their kind of tied so that and I definitely
struggled for a while doing this getting really frustrated and
even uses. Yeah, put it in the bag of
Halloween sausage from hell. I mean you could also just wash
it in the river. I'm just saying.
Piccolo's now it must now it must dry.
Looks good. Doesn't anyone have that Bell?
Where you can just cast a little gust of wind help him out
Preston's it? Well way, he needs this
prestidigitation. Yeah I had one cubic foot.
I think sure let's do it a few times.
I could poison it, not that kind of you could roll over.
Or me and intelligence saving throw for the major.
Okay? I'll clean.
You think it is. You got the thing pretty darn
spotless. It looks like in your opinion.
I mean it's dripping wet. All right.
Well Myra I will carry it for now once it dries you slide it
in, there should be any here. Perfectly good by the usual.
You want to select shut up with bliss?
Well that's no time for jokes. Ten to the others.
What's he talking about? Find out when you're older.
Oye a skip away. Someone's gonna have to get sex
ed in Hell. Well on a mommy demon.
Love the daddy demon. I eat there or he she eats him
like a Like a like a bad test, exactly.
So you guys making your way East towards.
Yeah, I am heading that way. What looks like a cozy cabin.
Yep cozy Stone cabin. I don't walk up onto the porch,
and once everyone's join me on the porch, I will.
Knock, politely. Thumbs up.
It's good to take adverse depressions.
I think Bruce says, you'd be right back.
Yeah. Yeah, I heard some talk in the
background like she had probably one of them kissing someone.
Somebody's being bad. No, no, there, there cat there
for drug. Does she have actual kittens?
Are they like grown-up kid. He's just being Save, she got
new kittens. Congrats, you wanna have a
performance there, Ash for your, for your knock very polite.
Ich Nach, he's not act like a police officer 14.
So I get you. I get told, I get asked to stop
using my feet. Well, if your hands are full,
what else are you supposed to do?
Yeah, bunk buddies. Otherwise your knock is Well,
heard it seems like because it's a solid and polite, and the
response from inside is hello, is it, do I have visitors?
Oh, my imagining things. I call out again, remaining as
polite as I can be. Yes, you do have visitors.
May we come in you, it's been ages.
Yes, please, wait, I was unexpected.
I mean me freshen up. Up a bit here.
Just hear some rattling around up some glasses and it sounds
like some spritzing maybe and some some other noises you can't
quite distinguish before its footsteps towards the door, but
you're at and the door handle Jiggles and it it's about to
unlocking as his wait. Wait, wait a minute, we are, but
weary Travelers and I almost forgot myself in so long.
Have you heard of? Yeah.
I'm sorry. Or do we just say weary
Travelers? We're just some weary Travelers,
but have you heard of The Shadow Seekers?
No dearie. But it's just doesn't sound like
you're too threatening from here and she Pierce's her crack on
the door to see outside. Oh, you look like a lovely bunch
and she opens the door all the way.
And she's got like this prominently pink dress, dress on
with a pinkish hair and blush, as well as it looks like some
other makeup on making herself look almost like a cheery.
Grandma from the 70s. Well, not usually lovely.
I am so glad to see you. Just going to keep up the
polite. Big smile.
I'm gonna be out thing. My baby, it would be nice.
Thank you very much. Would you like some tea?
OT sounds. So lovely.
Thank you. One minute.
Please take a seat at the table. I will I'll do just that I'm and
she goes over to the center of the rug and started stands
prostrate and starts. What looks like guiding some of
the implements around to make tea for her of their own
volition? Other than by her own gesturing.
That's fancy. Oh, so where do you oh, hail
from? If you would believe it, we hail
from outside of hell. Don't we all wait, and she
sniffs the air, you might be still alive in hell.
That is rather unique condition to be in this so deep where you
stand and find yourself. How did you how did you manage
to do that stories? You would not only unique
situations have led us to where we are now.
We are however in search of a way, out of here.
Yes. Of hell.
That is a big task. I myself was on it with my
sisters but we we gave up on that which will at least at
least, well, no longer longer. Is she?
Zest thrill but by goes by Zack. So here's after that one sister.
Yes. Yes that there were three of us
to be exact. That's right.
The last one said, three of us. You've had a falling out with
your sister. I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh, yes, yes Melissa come is rather poignant and
self-absorbed. She she very much wants to get
out of hell still. I think I've given up on the
wishes long with my along, with my sister.
I wear a sorry. Excuse me my brother Zack.
And it seems like the tea is started on she's standing there
comfortably and then kind of sits down in the rocking chair.
Yeah, are derided, basic facial. I don't know if you all took a
seat at the table or not you gotta tell me what you're doing
is you're walking in. Yeah, I would take a seat then
make sure the seeds facing her while kind of like holding my
baby and Still rocking it to try to keep it from like crying and
did the other babies had wake up.
This is like walking around with the mothering skill of a net. 20
after that, you slept it around a bit and it it got some air
back in its lungs. It's in the same lungs at the
other ones using, I guess. And I am stuck in the doorway.
Oh, I'll fix you. Sorry about that trying to get
everybody in, but it's a small gonna be.
I'm gonna be standing in like a very advantageous position, like
where there's like nothing behind like, we have like a good
vantage point on, like the whole room life everybody that's in
that like, I kind of like watch everything not be surprised.
As a reminder, you can use alt to move your character outside
of the squares holding alt and then grabbing your character and
moving around out of the out of the squares.
Franklin, are you actually wandering around like that?
No. It's just as making sure that I
was in the right room. I on the other hand and putting
myself in the most vulnerable, poop vulnerable position on the
floor, in front of her, like it's story time.
So I don't know. I'm a addressing the which I
never. So sis, rilla is it?
It's chocolate. We gathered my companion.
Here. I've met your sister.
Oui. Oh yes there.
I'm sorry for any exchanges here.
Had with you but it seems you're mostly all intact so that's this
very nice. Although I hope she did wasn't
the cause of your hand there. Little one.
Wow though I don't hear she's very nice.
Your house is made out of candy is yours.
Yes. But if you could refrain from
eating it all the time I would I would appreciate it.
I could I can most certainly provide you with the That moment
of candy. I need any of that.
You would like fine. I just wanted it all Oh, yes.
Yes, the sugars that are spun from our Magics are usually
usually in this this way, very good for building.
Very sturdy material. You.
Wow, I didn't know that magic made sugar.
It's quite an impressive magic. You have it spins sugar.
Well, you know it did it did it has its drawbacks and it has its
pluses but this particular of our Magics are based usually
upon our connection with one another.
So that my sense is that mine has been functioning well.
So after you've spoken to my sister and come here, I'm
presuming, it has something to do with that connection that you
are here today. Then what might I help you with?
Well, you mentioned that your sister still wanted to escape.
Hell, yes she is. So engrossed in this endeavor.
and we have a very similar goal of also escaping and we heard it
from your sister that we needed some keys.
Oh, the route of the Acropolis that hadn't fruit that
particular tree hadn't fruited very well for a long last oh I
don't know five hundred years or so that we may be 300.
I don't know, I've lost track. Well, when we had don't, please
do go on. When we had spoken to her, she
said that she had two of the said keys.
And that you might be in possession of another.
Oh yes, she's not wrong. I have yet to give it to her as
I've ever seen that. She must forgive first Zack and
his ways of leaving the coven. It is very important, you know,
to keep a coven together and I found it my duty to use what
little power I have over over her in maintaining this one key.
Away from her until she's changed her mind about the his
his position. That's all that you require is
for her, too. Except your brother as he has
become. I you make it sound, very
simple. I I apologize to to make such a
request. If it might be from you all you
seem very nice but she's not going to take that very lightly.
What? Exactly drove you three apart?
We're just gonna be delivering messages back and forth from
It's still it. well, when Zack changed their gender.
It's a through a wedge between us all.
I think it was to do something or other with the particular
love interest on a particular dwarf that the two would had and
the fact that the dwarf had turned both of them away as
females and then Zach took the leap and the dwarf left him off
both. And But Zach seemed like being a
male. So then stayed a male and it
kind of threw continue to keep that wedge between us all as a
sexual tensions Rose between sisters is a rather.
Odd thing, I don't really need to get into all these details
with newcomers, please. You know have some tea here
first and she the teapot whistling it at an opportune
kind of the student awkward Louis and tough covered all the
companions line. Down weird for every story.
Huh, they wanted a dwarf in the dwarf.
Didn't want them. So we kill the dorf as I'm
drinking tea. I want to inspect the tea like I
don't really have inspect man. I just I you can roll in Arcana
if you were looking for the magic and magical effects but if
you're just looking at it visually then I just want to
like you you got it and then sniff it and see if I can tell
that if it's poisoned well you can look at it and see if it and
you could roll for the poison potion though and looking at it
and sniffing it, you can tell that this is a light floral with
some green tea that's definitely something something a little
bit. More robust, probably good for
the conversation. It seems like she's been ready
to have with some visitors as she noted when you guys get
first. Got there, haven't had visitors
in a while. And she kind of actually
explains some of that as she's pouring it to, she's goes on to
say, you know, it's I'm hoping this will engage in the
conversation. Please do tell me some of your
last it Tails. I don't mean to bore you with my
life story or rather death story.
She scratches her head as well. We have many tales of battles
with wild beasts here, just on this level of hell, but not sure
how entertaining this would be to you.
Oh, the Beast of well known to me in this level of hell.
That's why I don't leave my comfortable hot very much And I
like right outside. Oh, you made the crocodile?
I almost took a little chunk out of my little friend here.
Yes. The very much like Vermin here.
Make a tasty treat though. I got my ad, probably sees the
newly healed cracks in your shell goes out.
I'm I'm so sorry. I can't really control them.
They're not not very well behaved and she pulls, she
flexor her hand in a salve comes out and says here.
Apply this to the the wounded area.
It's, you know, anyone that's drinking the tea.
If you could roll me a constitution, hell yeah.
I don't know. Whatever, gonna sniff the T.
It doesn't smell poisonous. I drink it.
Oh, sorry. Did you realize how an
investigation? Yes.
Now I didn't. Sorry.
Yes. See it was gonna say it's 26 and
it looks natural from my end. Yeah.
And that Kalani you are without
a doubt that this is not poisoned in your mind.
This is This this lady has been sincere with you this whole time
too. And she's, she's just very, very
opposite of her sister so far. Nothing Shady.
That's real. Has seams.
Real chill. well, what's this dwarfs Day, by the way, so that
we, you know, know, And is he still alive / dead?
Oh, yes. Yes, please, I'm gonna kill me
with your Tails. Sure, sure.
This one time, right. I saw it at lift up a leaf that
was like four times its body weight and it crawled vertically
up a stair. Can you do that?
It's crazy. They choose.
So cool. It is indeed, if you could roll
Me performance with that performance.
Let's see. Natural one?
She's like oh that's nice honey, very good huh?
Oh I start to fail her with. Goodness, I'm trying to think
back to some of the shit that we've done.
And some of the shit that maybe we shouldn't say out loud,
because one time I liked it, I liked the table and it liked it.
Oh yes, let's tell her about our conversations with tables and
dwarves and a labyrinth where nobody would give us any fucking
answers. So we were like, fuck it.
We opened the gates of hell and tah-dah.
Here we are. Probably do it with a little bit
more finesse, but yeah, but I basically tell him just of how
we got. Into hell, because we were tired
of being in a labyrinth Underground.
Go ahead and roll me a performance 17 this when she
seems a little bit more interested on in as she desk
towards it as well too and you see her eyes just kind of losing
focus towards the end as she's trying to imagine all the things
that you're describing and otherwise though seems rather
enthralled and is laughing with you.
And no cursing the people That have made your way treacherous
otherwise up to this point. It seems to really enjoy the
story but the finishes off with saying oh that is a rather
entertaining tail. I hope that most of it's true.
I'm not not saying otherwise but it's it's very rare, the person
that would make something come true.
So I think someone had asked in the meat in the mid teens of
that story and I did ask Um, to wait politely into the end but
you over rotten but come again, Baba debit, bleh, bleh, bleh,
that's quite the name. Oh, I'd love to yova rotten
barred. Vendor is the door of that.
Had my sisters in a tizzy. It's not much of my type per se,
but they're both rotten. Yeah, let me, let me write that
one down for you and she writes in the air and you guys can see
it. Or I can do it here too.
I don't know really logged. AB bar bitdefender like but
sometimes that's how I read names in my head, I'm sorry.
Yeah, but just just get through the word and then continue
reading. And this dwarf, this malicious
little dwarf. Drove a wedge between your
sisters at the time. Oh honestly, I don't think it
was his fault. I mean he's rather her not as it
put it, simply and most directly as that I can say just ignorant.
He's not he didn't intend to capture their, I nor did he and
intend is his purpose in this all but I think he's Rather
dull, but my sisters do like a flamboyant and rugged, Man.
I see that you have quite good taste, so I will take your word
for it. That he is a dull creature.
Anyone else have a have a wonderful 10 for me?
Do you like magic tricks? She, she snaps her fingers and
fireworks almost appear inside of the space.
You guys are in none of them harming you out.
You still pick up staffel thundering in your chest and she
goes anything like that. There there's definitely a
definitely an explosion at the end so we were traveling our way
through the Labyrinth. We come across an Oni.
In one of our partners, took Keen interest in him, but he was
afraid that he wasn't up to the challenge.
So after a few words, a little conversation, he showed me his
member, and I was able to make it grow.
Is there like any like rats? Or but bats or anything?
Like bugs, spiders in a room. Not that you can tell inside the
room you guys are in which is seems to be a bit of her
kitchen, a bit of her dining and small little study with a window
that's sitting across from you, all of which is kept very well
clean and almost fastidiously. So, So I will make eye contact
with her hand. I'll focus on just her hand.
And I'll cast a blood curse on her hand.
Just her hand. Of bloated Agony.
Specifically, I believe it was like I did to the Oni And she
goes, oh and she's shaking her hand.
That would have been most unpleasant, she's still shaking
her hand but doesn't seem to be perturbed.
Well, it ended with an explosion of stickiness at the end so I
don't think he minded. I mean were you involved in the
stickiness that sounds unpleasant on both parts there?
Oh no that wasn't me. And I'll kind of like
nonchalantly like nudge my head towards that it is visibly.
I have many talents while I continue to like Pat and rock my
baby and take another sip. Oh, he looks down at Franklin
and then looks back it up, it Ash with a twinkle in her eye
and I think and she says, I think we will have two other
Tales to tell. before that sort of sort of Company, If You
Franklin, I think for Myra's probably get a really good
story, I'll being lost in the void.
And then shoveling away friend the process.
It's really not. I was stuck in a bubble for a
while, if that's entertaining. This mysterious fully cast of
the cute little trick on me when I gave her, my name is ended up
in a bubble and that's how I got here.
I don't think I ever told you guys that story.
That's indeed. Yeah, that's how I got here.
Trying to help somebody. Yeah, I don't remember this.
Mmm. just goes that way sometimes but believe me when I
find that thay bubble Vengeance Vengeance will be mine.
And I like getting into the story, like start getting like
really a like instead of like telling a story I'm sorry, I
start like we're talking to myself getting your tears of Lee
angry. Never what I got to swear when I
catch that Faye. Meanwhile while you guys have
been had been sippin on that, t that?
Oh wow. It's douching.
You drooled. Whatever you drooled on.
It is the healthy we've gotten back if you had any health
missing. Oh damn.
I think you don't know you drove the performance and an
investigation so yeah. It was nice.
Yeah. And then I just rolled my
Constitution which was only four.
Ma'am, you are very noisy. We're playing a game.
Don't even here on this side. Okay good.
I heard the / though. Yes.
And it's karma. It's Mustachio.
She just got Lenny. This is these today and she's
very vocal about it. But surprisingly, when we took
her outside, she was quiet. No noise.
Okay, so that's really lets you. all finish your Tails, it seems
like and the simply goes on to say, well, now that I feel like
I know you slightly better and the dwarf I had mentioned
before, Was was named I think I should let you know that
maleficarum is is a tricky Beast if you would like Mikey and for
our coven to be back together, it's going to take a little bit
of doings on your parts. I mean, it's a, it's a rather
tricky. Task, I'm asking here.
As the dwarves, don't die in this portion of hell.
What do you mean by they don't die anytime that they killed it
seems they just returned to their Holdings, huh?
But is there like what if we did kill them and we just held them.
Well, they are dead for a time. I mean it just eventually come
back and leg little. If we didn't kill that baby just
like a tide of up so they still disappear.
Here, I have nothing. No, I don't want to say out
loud, just yet. I don't I don't think that would
be the case they would still be tied up, but I'm not sure how
you would make this end. Just to shorten it up that Yo,
Vera wood. Really help with anything.
I mean he's a tied up but I don't think he can't I stay tied
up forever. It wouldn't necessarily be a
pleasant relationship if you understand what I mean sure but
he why we have to talk. So should we try to get?
Yo, Nur, hold on yoga with maleficarum.
Well, I don't know if that's the route.
You're going to want to take or if you're going to try and then
some Damage that had been done by that, that particular
relationship it with the dwarf and the two sisters.
I just know that it's an, it is not as simple as killing the
dwarf for them to get back. What if, when we could be
persuaded to let the dwarf go? They have to do it together.
Power of family. What if one of your siblings
would be persuaded to you be. Let the dwarf go not desire.
The dwarf anymore. I leave one says that's about as
good as a old. Some of the phrases for such
things. Have lost them getting so much
time anymore. Being that I am in hell but I
think it's a cold day in hell is what is up guys?
Any other ideas? How I still
Yeah, pretty good. Like a strapping lad there by
Fred with you seduce one of the sisters or is that I can see
that you're getting used to some new eyes there.
It looks like, um but yeah, they go both directions.
I'ma Miss not a lad. Oh
yeah. You're a good-looking strapping?
Yeah. And then maybe she just, maybe
they just need a good shag and did they'll be without?
That's what my dad calls it. Anyway, what are you goes to the
the bars without my Bob to system?
Whatever. That means, I'm walking up to
Franklin. What are you getting me into?
You know, I would be friends. I don't know what everybody
always seems way happier when he gets home.
okay, so my idea was to Get the dwarf alone and convince him and
get him possessed by Bob. And then have Bob marry one of
the sister sister would be happy and we can get their keys.
I like that is a bad Bob. No, after a certain while, he
could just, like, abandon the body after they were married,
like, you're stuck in it. Now, I've come to like you guys
somewhat, but I'm not sure if I'd probably jump into a fatal
4-way and he'll like that. Yeah.
That's why we call it in my clan.
A fatal 4-way. I like that.
But yeah, that was like my plan, but I don't know if that will
work now simply because she wants the coven to be restored.
Yeah, Philly we need more information.
Well, simply put, I think that could potentially work only, if
you were to get one of the other sisters on interested in this
Yura, the the challenge I have always had in this many.
Years and why of sequestered myself and giving up on a
particular task? Because I can't personally come
to, any conclusions either is simply that.
Well, if if one has has your Vera and the other doesn't and
the other will be a happy, happy the other.
You understand? Oh my God!
He won you over. Perhaps we should meet exactly.
Maybe if only it were that easy or at wed.
But if you just happens to have a twin bed and we just have to
go back to Earth and kill him. Yeah, we're trying to get back
to Earth or ptarth right now, but we could use that as if he
does say he has a Twitter, the twins alive, right?
We tell that if you give us the key will go back to earth like
Caleb that they get two of them and we get to leave.
Crazy enough to work. I mean suggested see if she'll
just give us a key if we say hey we're going to go kill that
guy's twin brother. So they both have a you over ten
lover as like they're witches. So I'm sure they have some way
of like casting a spell so that they do we're going to go do it
and not just say we say did get into it.
Yeah, they have to believe this because Magic Right.
Where could we find works? Where would we find?
What is it? Oh God.
I'm sorry about that. Probably their giant Mech
monster shit. Fuck.
I'm sure they'll welcome us back with open arms.
I haven't been there. I can't let their.
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
Had I a very this are big. If I says horse Just so sweet
and innocent. Oh wait, another plan.
What if we gave the baby to Franklin and he went to kind you
Overton and he was just like this is your big plan.
I like oh my gosh the mother's house and helped her raise her
baby trap them. So, you're wanting to hit him
with the whole deal Maury strategy.
We could get we could we could set up a stage so that when they
get here, all four of them can Echo as well though.
That's not true, because we're like damp.
As it has say we can have like a Jerry bigger situation.
Go out odd but you rest. It's like convince him through
theatrics that this is his baby and he needs to take care of it.
Sure. But do we have that kind of
Courage? Absolutely, no help.
And it seems it seems like Cecil is pondering that thought and
goes well you know, it's not a terrible idea but you're going
to have to do something about that second head.
I don't I don't believe that bio for one second that that's baby
is his Does anyone have an illusion spell to disguise the
baby? I could poison it somehow.
I don't think that'll make it more convincing as his.
Maybe me neither when I do. I have minor illusion.
Shit, I'm fucking prepared. Be prepared to hold only last a
minute. Yeah you gotta keep our a
casting it and you'll I mean would have to you could
amputate. That might be the simplest
option. It wouldn't remember, it s head.
Anyhow. Oh, on a second note as well.
You've got to imagine that you've got to give this baby up.
I mean, if you are selling this this story it isn't your baby
that you're Fighting them with. So why would it matter if you
get to keep it or not? It's just the face.
Do I just a bit like baby for a scheme?
Make me. We use that as like the
secondary option. Right?
Right amputating. A baby head?
Yeah, Larry. Yeah, let's try backing
amputated baby's head as our first choice.
I mean, you know, to each their own, I could I could provide you
with some ample compensation for that amputated baby's head.
I know so many many things that I could do with it.
My sisters are real fucked-up. People found.
This is how it looks. You just lean over to my fucking
face. I'm sorry.
I shouldn't laugh. I'm a mother.
It sounds like it's a really good play, but we definitely
have to make sure that it works. First of all, I think we should
go over the plan. Just so everybody's on.
What does everybody think of this plan Tamara plans?
Right. I mean, yeah.
So the plan is to cut my baby's head off, one of them and then
convince the dwarf that it's his baby with I'm going to say
maleficarum because Zach is a boy.
Now, it may be incapable of having babies.
Well, depends on whether God turn up the drama.
How much of a boy is Zach. As much of a boy is Zach wants
to be There. Are they still able to be
impregnated? Are you asking us for ELA or no?
I'm just stating that out loud. I was assuming it was all
metagaming. Yeah. so, your ax asking pre-op
or post-op, I mean like how did you ask that?
Inhale antara. Like I could just imagine me
walking up with a baby like hey do you want this to be your
baby? Tell me if you have a uterus
part? I will always positively say
there's a uterus somewhere. No time for pleasantries.
You show me. Oh enough, I'm going to hell.
Oh, wait. I mean I guess if this is the
place to ask a question like that is it doesn't the miter I
have any input on this plan. Sounds like a great plan to me.
Let's go for it, you know, higher percent.
I mean, I'm a very smart. Sooner we get through, we
execute this plan, the sooner, we get the keys and get out of
here. Every everybody in favor.
Say hi. I have one last parting.
Parting advice, really being that if you fucked the door for
over in any way, be prepared for a fight, they do love a good
fight. You don't have to tell us.
We are we sure we want to do some Recon first.
We have one member at all like my morphe like try to find out
what he wants. You just I mean some Recon might
be, maybe we can buy them off. She got him to leave both.
See if he wants to be a family, man.
Okay, so I think we have this plan and our head.
Yeah, exactly. Do some Recon and gather some
information because what if it's just like we should take the
that's why baby or not before we go cutting off baby heads.
That's it. Might be advisable curse this
turd. Right?
I'm going to stand up and set my teacup down and give a little
bow. I'll wait, did she tell us her
name? If someone had called it out was
Thrilla. Yes.
Ass. Pirela, of course enough.
It is very, very good of you to try a little one.
Can I hug you? you asked so politely, I think
I'm It's a as long as it's platonic and oh your arms, she
is of the East, right? Is it fast?
When is the last time? Relatively nice.
Yes. But not to attach Theory and she
backs away step with her. Okay, bye.
All right. Yeah I'm gonna set my teacup
down give a little bow and thank Sarah Silla.
Sara Ella. Sarsaparilla, I all I can think
now. It's Sarsaparilla and I know
that's not what she said. Thanks Esther.
That's the rule. Thank you, thank you, lady.
Sarsaparilla, we went, we shall come back to visit you here
shortly and I March out the door.
Oh, thank you. It's been such a nice pleasant
position. Frankie have on your way out of
them below frog with the tackle. And I hope you haven't met to
Frankie. Oh, Oh yeah, that would have
been Frankie. I think I've just met his spawn
though. They're just up the river.
Some, I think it's a large brood.
All right. We'll be cautious.
Then we'll steer clear of cranky and hopefully throw him a snack.
So he leaves us alone. Then I try to quickly, get out
the door before she says anything else about Frankie,
we're gonna have to burn this fucking body.
I'm already I'm already out the door.
All right, we go Frankie making a very big note of this.
Also, before we continue, I Flint wants to ask to do.
We have any extra torque? I seem to have lost.
When did you lose yours? Oh yes.
There has got to be I'm not telling the party that I have
for a Torque from another Realm. I don't know.
It's a really hot day. So, you put in your pack instead
of wearing it just to be clear. Yes, for right now.
You didn't wake up with one, just on you with this anger,
Manny, or a lie. Or would one of them try to use
this to like their advantage. Because I can see one of them
using this as a scheme like, aha.
I'm only time will tell. It's Play-Doh.
Well, they don't have to know about it.
I feel like I feel like they'd be pretty aware does.
Is there like a craft item? Like a duplicate items Bell or
something like that as an artificer?
Yes. But usually not so much in as a
magician. Who does magic tricks know why?
No, not on me. I'm not.
I'm asking in general, I guess. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, there there is.
It's a, it's an artificer ability.
Usually, okay? Wait.
So this has nothing to do with us because we don't have an
artificer. What an artificer be able to
duplicate the torque It. So the duplicate spells that
they that they have are usually for specific items, they can
they can choose to duplicate generally speaking. like not not
mundane items by any mean, it's always magical items but it's
usually the like, more regular magic items to put it simply
like a bag of holding, or certain minor magical items but
when it comes to large, but largely Undefined items.
Like like the torque itself, they would probably still just
look at it and go, I don't know. This is God magic.
Yeah, that's what I was wondering.
God magic yum, God magic down on the farm.
All right, so I'm going to say I could use a rest myself back at
the bar at the tavern. See, who knows this?
Yo bar, Oh yeah. Hold on.
Try and make a history. Check Josh to remember if the
because at the bar did my make friends with a dwarf?
early on you you have talked to a few doors but I You can
definitely Roll History. Check, I do not recall
specifically in red which ones I've got a negative 3.
Let's Go. Nice zero.
Stephen. Oh wait.
Wait, wait, wait. But then I didn't earlier
That means your door picnic to orphans in this seconds.
I have a long line of the war face.
I'm proud, man. It is goes back to the mines in
the day, now, their Bankers. So make the door is the door,
fincen's that's official Side Story of Tarts.
That's all capitalism started and talk Earth.
Yeah, they're Financial Wizards. Scribe.
Wizards course, can be with you, don't be racist.
Yeah, I'll hold to the bottom of my pocket.
Still here, still carrying the skin of this damn frog.
Titan thing, I'm going to start heading back towards the car,
has pretty good margin back to the Yep, same Samesies, other my
hands are full and I cannot move myself and pet taking a kitty.
I am getting everyone over to the correct map as we speak.
Zoom out so far. Oh dear.
Still keep you up for that move. I should have told the witch
about my drinking contest, with the to head.
Think yourself at home over there.
We have nothing there about that story.
I will. Next time we meet her, I'll tell
her. Yeah, that have been a good
story. So sad question, is anyone else
ever experienced the cat that drools?
Yes. Okay, this is the first cat
we've ever had that drools. I think it's like a It's like a
feeding reaction or something like that.
The little bit that I read about it.
When I first seen it was like it's just them trying to get
their stink on you because they're so happy.
Mmm, I like, yes, I like this smell like my spittle.
Wonder if it's bad for a keyboard.
Been liquids. You're right, you should stop
that kitty. This is not a dog, that's a lot
more draw on a keyboard. And sing.
That's weird. You guys got some visibility
here. Um, I can see us But nothing.
Okay, there we go. By I zoomed out and zoomed back
in because nothing was buffering just Yeah, something was weird
happening on my screen to. That's why I asked the question.
I was just making sure after I repaint you guys to the spot.
Yeah, I just zoomed out all the way Zoom back in.
Let's go. I'ma make a way across this Rock
Bridge and start heading north towards the bar.
He's a two-headed things. Make any reaction toward us as
we go by Yep. Let's find out.
I'm gonna wave to him, like we're old friends and then keep
walking. and, The apparent male 1 just waves back at you like
her. Yeah and then the female one
looks over at him like you know them.
No. Hi.
I went back. Seems exciting than the night.
Continued waving more friends and then he goes.
Would you like some fish? Yeah.
Do you have some jalapeno poppers?
Or what's the how to punia hair? Trial is really good so it's
filled with good stuff. It how patios and protein Okay.
Here. I have a fish.
I'll trade you. Wait, that's a small.
Here you go. Here, you can have a head.
Here's a basket. Oh, that's her.
That's a really good deal. Thank you.
Here you go. I got a girl bustles, its first
finger and his thumb into the basket and try to slowly pick up
one of the small things and put it in his mouth and he's like, I
got something you didn't, she's like you're dumb.
He's like yeah. And then he goes, It's Hot.
That's a jalapeno. That's the Hub here know that
it's just not the whole gallon but he does
coat as mouth. And it it seems like which is at
least half the gallon you. Oh, and he's sitting there like
did help. Bad joke.
Eh, eh, that was fun. I think I'm going to save these
for later, and we'll trick from familis.
He's gonna laugh, puerile. I'll be outside.
Oh, I will thank you. Oops, I clicked that away.
Oh my and he is his my name and the first head that's been
talking to you. The other heads been asleep.
On the side of the shoulder, kind of wakes up with that time
as he saying, well my name is to attach a and then the the other
head wakes up, your name is attached and Barrel.
Hey, I have a moral question for you guys.
We would you care a lot? If somebody chopped off with
your heads now saying we're going to but just like like
would you buy and Barrel, looks real aggrieved at this and tetch
kind of leans in and says he actually notices Barrel that is
Barrel. Just doesn't seem to carry still
kind of waking up and he just answers the question flat and he
says I mean it's morally and probably be wrong looking at
patch. I think I I think I speak for
both of us here when I say we'd like to keep both of our heads
and Tech just kind of look real. Wrong nods.
Figure 3. Well, thank you so much for your
input here. I wrote it down, I hope you
enjoy your jalapeno. Poppers, just remember us as
friendly folk turn back, the other is not nice to meet you
and he turns around stomping off well stomping for you but it
seems normal walking for them at least.
You didn't have to help drink them.
All right? Yeah.
Now we made new friends. Yeah, you'd ever do when they go
to be useful. I could drink quite a bit of a
spell book by Fred. Oh, don't go too hard, buddy.
Sometimes I drink so much that I get milk drunk, where say, funny
things. I have to see that one day,
maybe you will. Yep, we're all just junk Ali
walking back towards the Saveur. Jaunt jaunt, I'm probably
carrying this but frogs. Just like looking at like the
hanging off the side of the building.
I'm sure they don't care. Yeah I was just asking like is
there like any sort of like railing or anything that around
the front of this bar, where I can kind of like drape the skin
to like head started drying out or anything like that.
Not specifically. Although there does seem to be,
you know, where the edin are sitting as actually under a
small little Pavilion that might be under exaggerating little
because it's the second story of the building that you could
probably post up your find and as you're walking back to the
bar to, it seems like you see a crocodile walking towards you
guys in the distance. A normal-looking crocodile,
yeah. Now, we're going now.
I turned to the crocodile and like Bob, And it stops and its
motion. Right?
And it just kind of like I cast speak with animals.
I think this is the spell I cast the most.
It was hello, mr. Ellis, what is it?
I heard your cry earlier but I couldn't find you.
I just figured I'd come back to the bar after I was finished
with my Yeah, fortifications to put it lightly so I'm taking it.
You found willing partners. Oh yes crocodiles.
What's the word? I'm looking for here in in Hmm,
for if they don't give a fuck vivacious.
Okay yeah that's a good me like they did.
I understand he can't understand that once he would bring good
luck and I just had to make the joke.
Well, I'm glad that you you found good activities but I we
lost a couple Companions and I was hoping that you could help
us with that. Whoa, but that will be shortly
because I have another thing that we need to talk about Yes,
kind of rumors. Have you heard about this place
about the witches in this place. Oh well mr.
Is I don't think we've you've heard anything different than I
have the crocodiles really don't give two shits about witches,
and as I was naked before, I was eating them know, they're really
rather interested in two things and in that light of things,
rather boring. So I'm glad you did call upon me
so that we can have this conversation.
I hope you would do better. Every with some of your tails
and you could just say that you do for a little bit because we
just, yeah, I catch him up on what he's missed the during his
medication adventurers. Well, that sounds like an
interesting plan to try. I do think I would probably try
to avoid decapitating my baby if I were you.
But I couldn't tell you because I've never had an actual baby of
my own, so, you know, more power to you.
You know, you said that you've never actually had a baby of
your own, but, you know, you're a marching around in my body
when this baby was created, doesn't that make you partially
apparent? Well, I was a parent at the time
but I am no longer apparently a parent, you catch my drift.
Okay. They know the thing that you
probably, I'm not sure if you followed in your studies, but in
your classical studies, that is. But the thing that gets
transferred in physical forms is usually more important than that
in the spiritual. Unfortunately, well, how dull?
But yes, yes, do so agree. Agree.
Have you heard of the dwarf that was named in the story Yoga
Yoga? Yeah, you would, you would store
College or call require a history check?
But he goes Bills are not rung, mistress by that name.
We need to find this dwarf. Do you want to remain in this
crocodile body? Well, I mean, if you have
another body for me, that is willing and able Wouldn't say no
at the moment. I do not, but if we find another
one, I'll be glad to give it to you.
If you want a vacation process, I will not bore you with but it
has something to do with eggs and it's rather bowling.
Oh not what you expected. I'm very sad.
Yes, it's unfortunate but you know, at least I got to weld.
Some are like Novo what kind of go and create a frenzy.
Oh, I hope that wasn't any of our companions.
What's it about? Apologies, hope.
You can't understand him perfectly currently.
Don't worry. Does he hear you say?
Cuz like am I speaking like a crock?
I am speaking, like a crock, aren't I?
Or do I just don't necessarily have to the speak with an
animal? I think gives you both the
understanding and the ability to speak with an animal, but you
don't necessarily have to speak Brock to, to be speaking with
him because he still does understand.
He just can't speak common because he has a crocodile
mouth. Yeah that would make things
slightly difficult. So would Rubik hear me ask you
didn't eat one of our companions did you?
I guess so and then Bob would just simply respond with.
I rather hope not mistress. I think you would have
recognized him. If you did, if it was them, they
were rather in pieces. So at that point doesn't really
matter. Probably not, I was going to
say, because none of our companions were in pieces, so I
think we're good there. Yeah.
Yet. All right, I just walk over to
him and kind of give him like a stroke like on the back of his
head and stuff. And I was like, all right, let's
go find this dwarf. Do off.
It is mistress. I could definitely use a rest.
We could ask do I predict orpington?
Hopefully there's a door if it is about working season in the
tavern. Yes, perfect.
Let's ask him. Hey.
I think we still have our beds. I mean like all of these
activities we've had and what span of time have they been
happening? Because I know that we like
arrived in hell yeah, we're just like going back to sleep in the
shit went down and when we came back after almost dying and
having a baby, our rooms were still rent, let to us.
So we're like, all right, it's just what Beckham see.
The room itself if you don't realize no one else really been
using it. So the person that lent you the
room just kind of took your money the first time bra.
Yeah, I remember that. And he was also the one that
though, he's also the one that asked you if you want to place a
bet on what the ghosts Lee Figures were.
That's it. Damn.
So we've been had and he'll, who would have thought I'm heading
upstairs a dog skin and all I bet you're going straight
upstairs. You know what?
No, I'll grab some food. First for both of us or me and
Bob, I'm heading upstairs. Definitely after I use mine
Healing Hand. So I can only use it once per
loan. Yep.
I will also rest following the rest of the crew upstairs for
the first time. Hey sure.
No. You did go upstairs the last
time. That's right.
After you got your hand. Eat enough.
Yep. I wave at the ghost as we enter
High. With your eaten hand has no
response. That's tendrils are just waving
as they normally do. That's so cool.
So you actually go up to the bar and asked for food and the ghost
behind the bar just floats. You're not sure if it's the same
one but it more or less looks like the same one.
So who cares and it floats through the door into the back
room and you hear a bunch of noises that probably shouldn't
come from that room, including but not limited to that of a
horse and then and then a Wheeling Pig, you're pretty
sure. And it flows back through the
door with a plate of steaming food and said, sit down in front
of you. And you see what looks like a
something slightly undefinable to you at some sort of like
really thin bread, wrapped around a looks like cheese and
some sort of meat and possibly some vegetables in it too.
And it gave me two bowls of this.
Yes, right. I am going to take them both and
head upstairs and just tell Bob to follow me.
Come on people to watch me feed in my crock that's private or
yeah, or just following you around.
Nobody questions. The Croc just Marching In.
Go on upstairs with a lady. And when do we?
Well hell if I imagine they've seen worse.
Yeah that most of the dwarves in in this The Establishment are
well-seasoned and they just kind of shrug it off.
Tizen. We know they've got, they've got
the the whole the whole rack going on.
They've got some cumin, they've got some coriander, they are
prepared. Chili powder, oregano paprika.
Carlo rack. Oh yeah, for sure.
That was those without sit without saying.
And I'm just gonna go up to the room that we've been sleeping
in, and it's just me and Bob The Croc and the baby are all just
going to lay down in bed. And I'm going to eat food and
I'm going to feed Bob. And then after we're done
eating, I will feed the babies. Mothering skill.
Okay, we're in the middle. This 12 both of them.
The second one that had been knocked unconscious.
We have to Define, whichever one that one is at some point.
But for this for this moment in time, whichever one it was seems
to have a little bit more trouble, trying to find the
nipple, but eventually it does and you've managed to feed both
of them. Oh no, this one has brain
damage. This will be the one we
amputate. Yeah, and then we're, you know,
if you want to flip a flip, a coin, or what for any or easel,
but that has damaged, but, but that might be something for you,
the back of your brain. Hold on, I can do it right now.
Just going to use a even it's in yo audits diesel.
It's and you know it and yeah. Did you define which one was
enyo like witch? Which head, which one's right?
Yeah. Which one?
Yeah, because there were two races.
There was the changeling in the as mere head.
Hold on. Let me go back in my notes.
Make sure I hadn't marked it yet.
I was asking you before I thought and you for some reason
it was sticking in my head at least it was the changeling and
you know, is the changeling. So he's Bob became a baby.
That's that was a thought, wasn't it?
At some point to Ash that you just gave the baby's body to
Bob? It wasn't that at one point, I
was like man if we just needed like Bob's expertise all the
time with the ability to talk, we could just put it in the
baby. Bob would Enlighten you with the
fact that well I could always come back to my skull but
considering you have probably still access to the ability of
to speak with animals but it's rather not so fun in there.
For me, I don't have any sensory feelings.
And I've been many Millennia since I've been out and at the
very least, it's interesting to know what it feels like to be a
crocodile. You're not having fun as a
crocodile. Well I mean I am I am having fun
but it is. The fortification has definitely
been less than ideal. But if you're a dwarf, I don't.
I would mean I told Bob the whole like idea of convincing or
letting him take the body of a dwarf and then marrying a way.
Okay. Well, you know that could be
really rather interesting on my part.
I don't have any skin in the game so I wouldn't have any
problem with it and honestly it would be rather.
Entertaining to see what the, what tools they bring to the
game. I mean, yes, it's probably
really interesting and you'll have to tell me about it after
you're done with that whole situation.
If if it comes down to that, I'm sure they have a massive Hammer
mistress. There's also have to pretend to
be oh no wait. If we can convince him with the
baby, we won't have to use Bob can't convince them with the
baby will use Bop right? Is that what we decided?
Oh, leave it whole lot three-fold plan threefold plan.
So your plan a is still chop off your baby's head.
Know that, that was the secondary plan.
Okay, that's clan-based. Got it.
That was the secondary plan. If we couldn't find like that
wall, really solve our problem is that like with one of them
which is sweet which to the east wants the coven back to, One of
them has to be cool with it. or we need the dwarf to just leave
the other one needs to be like Yeah.
Hmm.
We need. Wait, what if dwarf emic
dwarfing season? What if?
What if he would the other one or what of them?
You're going to say we could make them fall in love with a
different. Maybe we can help.
Well, we can have them break both their hearts and they can
mend the bridge over their grief.
There are no wrong answers here class. so, I'm still We didn't
you already do that? That's a good point.
Yeah. Didn't really work.
That's a good boy. Yeah.
Because it just made one angry and the other ones, like, well,
if I become a man, you love me. And then they did and he was
like, no kind of something to that dick and maybe they should
just move on. Like, he's on worthy of you
fuck. That guy.
Sounds like we need to give him Earl treatment.
I don't, I'm not familiar with that one.
Who it was that song about like, the Dixie Chicks.
Earl's Gotta Die. Yeah, that's it.
Because we thought the whole song was just some like beating
them up, killing him, wrap him in a blanket and toss them over
into a bridge or something. Oh shit, yeah.
Eagle River for hell. That sounds good.
Do you think the witches could grow new people?
Maybe, but we aren't one already suggested killing Earl, but the
dwarves can't die. Die Troy.
That's true. Wait, hold on.
What if we split his soul? What's up?
How did you not to your brothers?
And we capture Souls. Does anyone have a soul gem?
Exhale. No, but I heard it's delicious
on Bagels. I would probably chimed in with
that to at the very least if you guys are plotting and just say
Well it sounded like malefic come could have probably
situated you with something of that sort.
Hmm. Baby.
This is like a King Solomon situation.
If they truly love him, we can cut him in half and they each
get half. Right because the the idea is he
just needs to not die. So if we capture him we could
perform a safe surgery, cauterize one side of his body
or What if we took cut Hibbett 2:30 and then left side of one
goes on the right side of the other.
So, essentially, make a duplicate by just melding him
with another dwarf. Yeah, we might be feasible.
Do we have? The means to do so, I have a
knife pretty close. I got a sword.
Oh yeah, I have healing. So we could.
I could cauterize the wound. Probably.
Let me look at my items. Holy simple.
Scale Bell, or have a header box?
That's its products. Can wreck a brick of MSG in my
back. I've got a block of incense.
Speaking of MSG. Did you just say that out loud?
Metagame wise, but like in game? Did you say that out loud?
No. Because I think right now we're
all in different rooms. Or have we like taking our long?
Yes, I'm back downstairs. Hmm.
No, I figured you guys were resting in and in the case you
probably may have been in the common room before you were
arresting two. Just to kind of recap the day
and kind of Solidify your plans. So technically you could have
probably we shouldn't talk about this down in the common room
because Zack, no, no not in the like Barn in.
Yeah, upstairs still there's a common room okay so I think in
there. Yeah, would be better.
But yeah. So I'd say we would all sit down
and we're like eating or I'm eating because I don't think
anybody else got food and then We're all talking about what we
can do and we're talking about chopping.
This guy in half and cauterizing him and then fusing it with
another dwarf and I'm like me, I have a brick of MSG.
We could probably make that work if he's high enough and I would
say that. Yeah.
My character says that Awesome. Oh yeah, it didn't hurt him.
And I have the ability to cook now, so I could cook your MSG
into something and we could trick him to eat it.
Could we teach Franklin how to cook just ms3?
Maybe find some better uses for some good time.
You see this, you need to knock at door.
Just a little Twitchy, like, I know what to do with MSG.
You should let me see. I know exactly what to do with
it. Also, I do have a question about
that, like, we all tried. Okay.
I was gonna say a few of us tried.
I know, flint, and from Myra and I, and Ash tried MSG is there
like an addiction M? We should be aware of fighting
and out. Yeah, it was so long ago, I
think it should have been, I think we're good, who are not
addicted anymore. Yeah.
I think we're good. None of us have done it for a
while. An addiction role.
In my case, I am that's part of like constantly.
She's ready to go. Always your Why they stand
quietly in Corners, because they're watching meeting ready.
Or any good time to just pick some up.
Solidify a plan before you call it or right?
Yeah. Rubick rubick super tired, he's
already like sleeping because I really like drawing a blank on
what to do. That doesn't involve like severe
mutilation of their beak. Yeah.
What's fungus ideas here on this matter have been killed in the
war? Let's take a sleep on it.
And yeah, a long rest, come up with some fresh Minds.
Already cuz I'm kind of liking the idea of cutting the baby
evil campaign strikes. Again The moths.
T, spit you don't know what I've done or what I've been through?
Yeah, I think so too, Darkness. Oh yeah, I think this might be a
good time to college. It's right here at a long rest.
Sure, for some reason, I'm having a hankering for a dish
called macaroni and cheese, what the fuck's macaroni and cheese?
I have an idea of it. But damn, it sounds good right
now. Are you pregnant?
Right. As we haven't discussed any of
that happened stand. No, we did.
We did. So I just imagine we're all like
nope, nothing happen or cool. I didn't have a weirdest dream.
I'm not tripping balls. Your try been ball.
You mean from from Europe and diversity?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Currently you guys would have experienced that Outside of your
own bodies and then just pooped back into the existence, you
were having. So, You probably would have
thought of it as like some weird Daydream except for the fact
that, you know, that this is the second time for some of you that
it is happened. That's crazy.
And that you remember it very vividly.
Like a dream. I guess that was funny almost We
go ahead and get the dog outside.
You guys have a great rest of your night.
Yep. See you guys in a couple weeks.
Absolutely. You too, bro.
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