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Tara through the campaign, many polos.
OK, Craig. The Hand of Fate tosses the dice
rolls, spins, turns. The campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that become stories.
Stories flow out into the infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the infinite Sea, fading to myth until myths are
forgotten and the campaign that gave it birth comes again and
again. The Hand of Fate tosses the
dice, rolls, spins, turns. Hitherto we left our adventurers
known as the Shadow Seekers on the fourth level of Hell.
Greed after vanquishing a few of Kaishen's guards in his church
after having blown up one of his villages of goblins or towns
actually, allegedly, and during during that explosion.
Ashton Ezra well Ezra summons inadvertently stopping the magma
that Kai Shen said needed to be stopped, but also summons a
giant elemental who Ash bargains with for her next level to
escape his purging of the of the area, which he they both agree
and Ash is put into a safe orifice while he does the
purging on the other side. After the making it to the other
side of of the the ride inside of the elemental, Ogremach makes
himself known and and reminds Ash of the devotion that he he
asked for before going on his way and leaving the rest of the
Shadow Seekers on a barren Cliff with metal doors that they
proceed to investigate, finding one that is to their liking
besides ignoring some of Kai Shen's advice through his pimp
preacher that Ezra continues to threaten to eat but they don't
trust him so take another door and using Ezra's strength burst
through it On the other side of the door.
Warren and Faust joined the party while they're while the
everyone else is walking down the middle hallway and Vermeira
during this realizes as well that there is a trap Cliff that
has been triggered and been going off silently.
So they hurry quickly to the next door where they where it's
locked and Faust The domes open Sesame's the doors with a
boisterous knock and then Ash realizes a push, not a pull
before they get to the other side and are faced with the
church that I mentioned before. After their battles there,
Kaishen launches into his bargaining phase again with it
with them to give them a history lesson on how he found himself
there. He gives Ezra a vision of
himself which is just a brain in a giant VAT and alerts them that
there are many followers or rather guards that are posted in
his prison that is actually an astral ship and there are some
100 to 300 crew on board that they.
The shadow seekers then proceed to make a plan to try and take
over the ship. Franklin OH Kaishen agrees to
help them to leaving the door front door open and the pathway
there as as open as he could but he has no control on the inside
of the ship which is again. As they go to the doorway they
realize lead lined. So the Shadow seekers release
Franklin and his swarm into the tunnel to scout a head during
which Agonon appears and Regina does as well, where they then
start greeting each other. Franklin is severed from his
swarm as they're As they're looking and scouting ahead, he
realizes that they must have all died because he doesn't have any
more contact with them. And the Shadow Seekers attempt
to sneak in after the swarm, but are quickly set upon by the
alerted guards and battle rages. And a battle rages on, during
which Ash and Regina pop out of existence.
He may and fouls pop into existence.
And now we're back to Regina popping out of existence, Mimi
popping out of existence, and Ash popping back into existence
in the middle of this fight, which pretty much the battle
still rages. Are we ripping time every time
we do this? No, you actually have.
So this is something that I, I probably could have gone on with
too, and probably should have said since you guys remember
where you guys had left off for those of that were sitting at
the chairs at the end of your rhythmic veracity.
I think I've come up with another thing to add to it,
which is that as you're popping back into existence, Ash, you
have this sense. You no longer just have this
sense not existing. It's almost as if you were
floating in an empty list of void during this time as Ash and
it seems like time has passed a long time.
Although you don't feel yourself aging, you just had time to
think about things and it's probably about was the last
time. So like 2 weeks that you were in
this void just you didn't need air, you didn't need food.
You're just thinking and had. A.
Just either a nice nap or a long meditation.
Yeah, yeah, Yep, pretty much so. But you're coming back into
realizing that you're standing still behind Ezra, which is the
last thing you do remember as he was being set upon by some of
the aforementioned prison guards that were these yellow skinned
gift that as well as some some of their clockwork spiders that
you that were attacking you and your compatriots.
But now they're both of the clockwork spiders are down,
which you're standing on top of one of their corpses right
behind Ezra, and there is a wall of fire in front of you and him.
Think you need to switch the map.
Yeah, I'm just be black right now.
I'm still with this or ducking. You're ducking for life.
Never leave. Never forget that you're
ducking. Thank you for running that, by
the way. Give me a great opportunity.
Was there a turducking in this Thanksgiving?
There was my my release. Yeah, that's what you're talking
about. Yeah, you, you, you consider
that one? I don't even know where to
begin. Be honest with you.
Yeah, I get it. They're growing.
They're out there. And they're on their own.
Like. Thousands of them.
Uh huh. Oh no, is there a Turkish one
now? No, Josh clarified in the one
shot that it happened on Tara in some undisclosed, unimportant
corner of the world, and as soon as I knew that, I released like
half the swarm that's living in the pocket rocket to just be
free. Imagining that as like an
animation of just a turtle with a pocket and a bunch of just
like giant crickets flying out of it and just spreading out to
the world seems like the beginning to a movie.
Yeah, it's very Disney. Oh yeah, yeah, you missed out on
seeing my My Monkey MPC for that one.
Oh yeah, he's, he's, he's the gunslinger.
I was. I was playing.
But yeah, so it looks like Ezra, you're at the top of the order,
Ash. It somehow managed to maintain
the 20 that you rolled somehow last time at coming second
second in the order right now, even though I you stopped
existing. OK.
My. Unless you want to be rolled
that. Kind of messed up.
Let me. See, I was able to see I was.
Able to see. Yeah.
Your, your vision's messed up because there's a firewall in
front of you. And before I was, I was I, I was
realizing that you guys could guys could theoretically like
see through it because it would be shifting flames.
So I just didn't do anything about it.
But I, I, I, I assumed this is a solid wall to not let enemies
through. So I think that I would, I
decided backwards and yeah, drew a wall there.
That's why you can't see anything, OK?
Are are are are the are the enemies still standing?
Where they? Were more or less, you know
they're on the other side of the wall.
Pretty much all at this point are all on the other side of the
wall. It looks like there's still one
enemy alive behind us. What?
Maybe. Don't forget your Hellfire brick
and your ring. That's right.
Yep. Oh yeah, I'd I'd I'd take 1/4 of
any fire damage. Yeah.
And this side of the wall, for those that are just joining to
and as a reminder, I guess this side of the wall doesn't seem to
be producing any heat, IE that means that the side of the wall,
if you're standing on it doesn't do any damage, if I recall
correctly, right? Jacob correct Oust.
Yeah, that's sick. There is one enemy on the side
of the wall. Yeah, it it realized that it
was. Yeah, you created the wall down
where it was. And it was like in the middle of
the wall. So it it realized going through
it was the best option for it. So yeah, it is Ezra's turn with
Ash on deck and a little duckling to.
Find all right. I think I.
So 1 he he he sees the his favorite person pop back to
existence, treats Ash. Are you in your wolf form or
your bipedal? Form I'm, I'm, I'm in my full
bipedal werewolf form. Yeah, he's in, he's in big angry
mode. He's in big angry mode.
OK, so they, you blocked those guys off for me.
The guy that teleported, you know, you know, through the
flames. How does he look?
The guy that teleported through
those names? Yeah, how's that guy?
I don't remember which one he is in this list is what I mean.
There's so. Many dead guys over here.
Yeah, and my list is literally just like it's CDE.
I think it's this one. He's looking, He's looking, he's
looking. He's looking worse for the wear.
Probably got a little couple burn scorch marks on him but
he's looks like he's breathing steadily.
So far, Ezra going to move to that guy and I'm going to eat
well, attempt to eat him or hurt him or both.
Probably both. All right, I'm gonna hit some
people today. Oh, yeah, gonna hit some people.
I just got to get to my my hitting page.
All right? It says hit them really hard.
How does 26 feel? Feels pretty solid to me.
I feel I'm glad you feel solid with that. 1313 and 13 and 4 is
17 and that is acid that is he's getting hit with.
OK, he it takes it and grunts as you're slamming your body into
him, presumably as how you're attacking and biting and
scratching as. Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
And then here is my. Through his Oh, go ahead.
I was just going to describe more and say that you get
through the bits of armor around him and in between it and guys
see blood coming out and reveal it's in in between the slits of
armor. Yummy.
And we hit him again. So close. 23 real hit.
I know the the dice was like teetering on the crit.
I was like, come on, just just tell a little more.
All right, that'll be 27. Jeez, you want to tell me how
you killed this? Guy I I.
I basically my my claws rend into him like, you know, fully,
like basically tackling into the wall, fingers digging straight
into his armor. And you hear that like the the
acidic acid burn through and like kind of like push into his
rib cage. And then my maw just sinks down
and finds that oh fleshy part wrapped between his breastplate
and helm area right onto his neck and just RIP it out.
Emotional that and that is all. Of Ash's turn.
All right, then it would be Ash's turn.
Also, is it at the beginning or the end of their turn?
Foust for that fire damage. I was just thinking ahead here.
End of their turn. OK.
So which one was he attacking just a ago?
So you seen him, I'm assuming you went back to you're getting
back over to here. Oh, there's the there's.
One here you oh that was the wrong thing, but you get the
point. So you see where he moved off to
there token wise. Ash.
Yeah, so that guy's down. I was trying to.
From where I'm standing, I don't see any more alive and moving
enemies. Correct.
There is a there's a lot, a very large wall of fire in front of
you directly to the east and South.
Basically, that whole direction is fire.
And I only see Ezra here with me.
At this moment, yes, where you're standing.
Ezra pretty jacked up right now. You you see that the that yeah,
As for one, Ezra is bleeding pretty good, Yeah, got a good
bit of cuts and he kind of kind of looks a little out beaten as
well. But also there is a corner here
that you remember coming back through that doesn't have flames
coming from it currently. OK, so I'm going.
To. Walk over to Ezra and I'm going
to use cure wounds on him as a Level 3 spell.
That'll be 21 to heal. 21 to heal.
Yeah. And I ask you, I'm like, are you
still? Are you feeling any better?
Did that help? Make me feel way better.
And then I also pull out a piece of teriyaki jerky to hand to him
and. Graciously.
Which this teriyaki jerky will heal you for 2D thick which
gives you another nine. So all 2 D 6 + 6 it's A.
Classic. Spell good jerky.
Another nine points, 9/6. 15. And after I do that, I'm going
to notice the jaw. Which is the perfect time
because it is also the duck's turn.
So what's happening? Hello, Alf.
You didn't miss too much Ezra came flying back around the
corner here took out one of these guys that is now down and
completely no longer twitching anymore as at as you see see and
hear another compatriot here bend down to heal him looks like
and give him some jerky but. Oh.
How bad? That was the first thing.
Pretty, pretty bad. I'd say on a scale of 196, I'm a
120. 4. So you're doing much better now.
I'm doing. I'm doing much better now.
OK, and where are the enemies? I see a lot of red X's.
Good job guys. Soon to be dead.
You don't see very any actually from this vantage.
You do see a continual wall of fire that is being held up here.
So to the to the east and South is pretty much fire.
So in a rare moment of clarity, Agonon kind of feels a little
bit more like himself and emboldened by the recent fight
that we won, he's super mad that his his dog or friend is is
injured. He's going to let out a very
vicious crack, kind of flap his wings and.
Take a couple stomps. Forward and peek around the
corner, kind of like by Ezra's body, but to get a a look, a
look, see down there and then make a saving throw to try to be
useful again. Do do do do do character sheet
and you said it was a wisdom saving through at.
Least so, yeah. 17. Still a duck, just so that you
know because the the the idea is is a bit of a meta gaming in
mind there, but. I'm I'm enjoying this as a
person. Oh no, that's good.
Oh, I was going to say though, you're aiming for 20.
Just for your reference. That's.
All I was going to add, yeah, he's just going to kind of fluff
his feathers and puff up and try to look big.
And he's he's technically using Ezra's body as cover, but he's
he's no longer hiding, but Ezra is between him and fire and
enemies. Because.
There's. A small little duck so.
What is the name and culture? It.
It would if if that was all you're doing with your.
Turn. What can I do?
Bonus action action. You can still have all your
stuff, but you're just in a form of a duck.
But I can't shoot my bow. Yeah, that'd be kind of funny.
I I have a a can trip, but it's a touch can trip and that duck
ain't waddling his little butt anywhere near an enemy that
could instantly pale and. This is your chance to turn into
one of those creatures from the animal version of Robin Hood
from Disney I've. Never seen?
Yeah. Yeah, you can.
You can try to fire a bow. Let's just say he he pulls a
little arrow out of his magical invisible backpack somewhere on
his person. That's because that's what I can
do, right? I have all my items on me.
OK. And you just kind of like,
brandishing it in his beak, feeling very frustrated.
And I think you sent me stats. Let me go back in the chat.
Yeah. Yeah.
Did you do? Is it in general general.
OK, scrolling up Duck small found it.
Yep. Yeah, you could always.
He understands but can't speak. That would involve me.
I would need to get within melee range and I have eight hit
points. So you know, he's he's not going
to do that. He's just going to think he's
all big and with the little Napoleon syndrome over there and
wave his arrow in the air. He's like shakes his head.
All right, brandishing there, then I'm guessing we're moving
on here to camera shifts over to Franklin's view for a second
there as the thing that you're you riding this one too.
I I. Scooted behind it.
OK, I couldn't remember. I have yet to.
I have yet to get on to it yet, but I know your weakness.
It it, it turns to you, it, well, it's, it's been facing you
probably the whole time. It takes damage.
Oh yeah? How much?
It takes five points of poison damage because it's within 5
feet of man. If you haven't marked that it's
frightened, it's going to take an additional number of damage.
I don't. Think this one did get
frightened? Forget.
No, we just started kicking the shit out of it.
Yeah, the other one was frightened.
I don't know how that got frightened is what I was getting
at. Either when I hit things, I make
them frightened. It's.
A great combo. I see, I see Those were rolled,
I think, oh that just sent it a bunch of times and chat.
That's great. That's not what I wanted at all.
I want to do this. 125 Charisma saving throw, Wisdom saving
throw, and Constitution saving throw.
Wisdom and Khan. OK, Charisma's the first one.
Oh, so three of them total. Yep.
OK, you picked all my good ones. I didn't pick it, the dice
picked him. Thank you Dice 32 Charisma.
Jesus Christ, you're good. Yeah.
Fuck you, dice. Oh. 15 for wisdom.
One second here. On a failed save, the target has
disadvantaged. So OK, now you.
You succeeded. You're good.
What was it? The 15?
You're good on this one too. I think this one always throws
me because there's usually like if you, if you fail, this
happens. If you succeed, this happens.
They're just if you fail. So I think you're good, so.
Far. All right.
And then con is another good one 23.
Yep, that's a success as well. How about?
Tank. My big old tank.
Hurdle, hurdle. Just just kind of those all seem
to be happening like without his control almost because they're
it's all of his tentacles that are flailing of their own accord
around him. It almost looks like and the
mouth opens up and you hear resonating out of it like of of
a familiar voice. Kaishen going you?
You do recall that you could ask for a parlay from one of the
GIFs, right? That's what I was telling you
you could do. I continue stabbing this thing.
Fuck you. I'm not even going to do what
you tell me. That song just starts to play in
the background. Continue to play if I remember
correctly. Yeah, I I asked Craig for it
last time. Yeah.
So yeah, that that was just, that was its turn, the free
speech action. And then there's some stuff that
happens that you guys probably can't see, probably, probably up
under there. And then it would be Faust's
turn. Can't see shit.
Go fast, it's your birthday. The wall is not supposed to be
opaque, I don't think. But you know, I guess I also
don't know if it's opaque or not.
Let's see here. Yeah, it's duck in front of me.
Can be opaque. Is that what part of it says
verbiage there? Create a wall with a solid
surface. You can make up to 60 feet.
The wall is opaque and the last for the duration.
So it is, my apology, opaque. So no.
So that you've got it right. Oh, I get that confused.
Opaque is the one that you can't see through then.
Correct. That's correct.
OK. Thank you.
All right, I don't know where these fuckers are.
Cool. Anybody got eyes?
That way and Ezra points towards the fire that he came from that
way. Stand here, still don't see
anything. Well, you'd be behind Ezra.
He'd be pointing behind himself. That's general direction.
Yes. Just make that general direction
not there anymore. Where is it?
There is fireball. There is fire.
Throw a. Fireball behind Ezra.
Behind it, isn't there just a wall right there?
Yeah, we're just going to launch it like, let's see.
Here. Right back.
There. You don't know.
I don't, I don't know how to like mark it OK.
You where? You where that orange thing
work? Yeah, that's about where I'm
aiming. OK.
Scared me. I don't.
He just pointed behind him. Yeah.
So I'm yes. I know there's.
Tunnel. I mean, I mean, Ezra knows that
there are bad guys on the other side of that firewall behind
him. Good use of resources.
Anybody within that 20 feet from of that, screw them.
Me. Right there.
It was right here. You're a smart person, yes?
We need. You.
We. Need you this, we we we need you
this session. Yeah, that's about where I'm
aiming you. Know I can't even see the.
Grid. So I'm just kind of like here
ish 20 feet from here. These 20 feet's a good Wiz need
to recenter it but. 4 tiles. Ezra thinks.
Ezra, think about food. Ezra, think about sleep, about
food. Franklin thinks of vengeance.
If I hit anything, cool. If I didn't, also cool.
Fine, then you know, you, you hit a good get, you hit some
stuff. I'm just cool.
You just battle shipping it all the way over there and see what
these dexterity roles are. We're looking.
At it. Oh, he did.
Yeah, DC. 16 to say. That's 29 right?
Damage. I'm 29.
Damage. 16 is what you said there.
Yeah, he did. You can't really describe it
because you can't see it but one of the other.
Blindly throw a fireball through a wall of fire after being told
there are things in that direction.
You hear A Wilhelm Scream half in the distance.
You're like, got him. Ezra was right for once.
Ezra always right. Ezra Smart.
Arguable. And OK, that one succeeded.
That one, That one failed. God damn it.
Although I did, I did say that for these guys.
That's funny. Gosh, I wish you guys could see
this. Never mind.
I think it's then their turn. The ones that are being attacked
that can't be seen currently. Yeah, they it's at the end of
their turn, or the first time they enter within 10 feet of the
wall. Yeah, there's some corpses that
are continuing to burn. You guys do hear though, a a
loud chunk that seems to resonate throughout the halls.
Very metallic and then in a bit of a buzzing and whirring of
energy it sounds like before some.
Stomping that. Sounds that sounds through the
hallways, that sounds like a machine that's been powered up
and is slowly chugging through the hallways as well.
You probably notice especially good they've.
Got space Marines, especially Franklin.
Because there's one that happens to be right in front of you as
you're standing right where you're at here and lock a door
from one side or the other of the wall or even the ceiling.
It seems like they slide into place.
It looks like there was a. They're closing off some of the
hallways trying to contain the spreading the problem.
Yeah. I get it.
I get. It it's OK and the we have.
What we need? I might see.
Here the. Other thing.
That you would notice being where you're at.
Just fixing up these last things here.
Is that from the South hallway where where you're looking and
standing? Some of that chunk and machinery
noises is also. It seems like they come out of
the wall almost, but there is these clockwork whirring
humanoid shapes that are moving in your direction very slowly.
I think they're pretty slow. They've got a normal walking
speed so guess not that slowly, but it's.
Franklin. Clocks them.
And then looks around and also sees several barrels of TNT and
gets a wicked little grin on his face.
I guess they're going to. Take a swing at a cricket as
they're in close enough range. Actually, probably one of them
would probably suffice for that, so would probably just.
Yeah. Can you describe?
The cur chunking from the walls a little more.
It it sounded like. The walls or is there like.
Machinery and pipes on like mounted to the walls?
Or is it? Oh, there's machinery and pipes.
Mounted to all the walls as you guys have been moving through
the corridors, but the the particular trunk that you heard
is almost as if it was a large piece of machinery being set on
the ground, multiple of them. And it's that sound, just
imagine, like first thing I can think of is like a mech suit
that just slammed onto a hard metal surface and is now walking
across it. OK, but there's not like things.
In the wall bit like. Cavity.
Like inside the walls, not. Not moving, no.
The the thing that did was in the wall cavity that did move
was the doors that you may actually notice one of them up
in back the direction you guys came from even being slid into
place. But that, yeah.
What's your? It's pretty far away, so I'd
like to look around and see. If there are any like a
ventilation great in the walls or ceilings.
You you may do that. On your turn, I will let you
know if you remind me to that investigation.
No worries. Trying to.
OK. OK.
The one walks right up to the. Cricket, I guess, and levels
what looks like a type of mechanized crossbow at it with a
24 to hit, I believe that is that's going to hit.
Yeah. For sure.
And let me. See.
Yeah, those 13. Damage you're singing it is not
dead and 2 Lansing bolts OK and it double taps or 17 to hit it
hits it's 20 damage. So 20 + 13.
Yeah. So 33 it is not quite.
Dead, but it's not looking great.
So just walked up just and then the second one that's walked up
the hallway towards you, it's aim with the same crossbow
looking thing at you. The 15 to hit I.
Don't think that does, does it? No hello.
Does not. 15 does not. And how far are you?
I think it's like that, yet it's going to try and.
Another one double tap. At you as well, and this one's
not doing. It's great.
There's a 12, so both of the bolts go wide of you.
I shot my butt record this makes.
No sound or has any interest in responding.
And. A.
Couple more of these guys let's. See 10/15, 25 and 30.
So it is fire damage to be clear on that wall, right?
As firewall, so I'm just. Assuming.
First one breaches. The wall one of these clock
working figures. So you guys all see it now and
looks unscathed from the fire. And takes aim.
Right at the person in front, which looks to be between.
Ezra and. Ash probably Ezra still being
the bigger of the. Bunch anger?
How about a bigger anger here? Yeah?
13. I remember it doesn't hit as
well. Guys have a + 7 to hit too, just
so you know. There we go, 24.
Yeah. And.
On the on the hit. OK.
You're yeah. I'm trying to read how this.
Goes through now too. OK, so you're going to want.
To. First off, you're going to be
taking. 15 points of piercing damage and then seven.
All right, take my 7 dice. Check for AI.
Just read it. I hit dex.
Strength, I guess. I was guessing it was dex but.
As I reread it, it's not saying, it just says and the target is
grappled and. Then it says oh to OK.
So you're grappled, but on your turn you can on the on the
escape, there's a that's where the DC comes into check, into
play. So because this is a harpoon
shot, as you realize, as it sinks in, there is a.
Oh, it wants to get close. To me.
OK. Yeah, yeah.
And get close. Yeah, it's a, it's a metal fine.
Metal wire that seems to be. Attached to the bolt that's
getting ready. To start hauling you.
Back you can see it start reeling you in I.
Think I'm not sure if this one. Can get the.
Oh yeah, you can. Totally.
So another 1/5. 10/15/2020 5:30 Oh, you guys can't see that, I
guess. And the very last thing to
happen before it becomes Franklin's turn here is there's
a bit of a crackling and then a, then it, then the static EE
sound kind of fizzles away and. Over.
A kind of crappy intercom system.
You guys here like who's? Attacking the base?
Wow, fuck. It doesn't matter.
Whoever it is, we're going to send.
All 300. Of us and all of our fucking
equipment against you if you don't.
Come to talk to me. Hey, we were told to kill
everybody. Here.
So what's your problem? Are you edible?
It doesn't seem like it can hear.
You because it doesn't respond to any of those.
It just says oh I. Probably should explain where
you are going to want to come to the center room in about 5
minutes. And if I don't hear anything by
that? Time I'll send a purge through
the system. A purge through the system, Does
that mean we can eat? I think I don't know what a
purge. Is all. 300 of them against us.
Oh, does anybody? Else have a bomb.
Material. Look around, maybe Oh.
If we could. Have a quiet 5 minute reprieve.
That would be I'm on the wrong person.
Yeah. Mr. Robot Man, if we could have
like 5 minutes convened before we continued killing a bunch of
people. We were set here the
understanding that you were imprisoning Kisha and we needed
to free him because you're bad people.
It is your turn. You do hear a can?
I say that from, from, from. I I figured as much.
That's why I was leaning into that.
Yeah. You just hear a bunch of robotic
noises that don't make any sense.
Don't. Speak Robot talking to the guy
in the sky. OK, well, in.
That case then. From the thing that you're
trying to urge him to death, it it's mouth still hanging open it
responds with Oh well that's not good.
Pretty sure that means they're just going to remove all of the
air and flood it with electric electrified water in this area.
That's probably not good man. Sounds fine for me.
All right. Hey, Mr. Guy in the sky, Mr. Guy
on the inner Cobb. Can we have like 1/2 hour to
discuss? I shouldn't kind of.
Laugh from the inside of this tentacle eyed monster and goes,
well I don't think I could negotiate that for you without
giving away that you're on my side so they can't see.
You. Oh, I figured I had like some
sort. Of like listening device to the
robe. Not in this space, they.
Have something that you can activate kind of like a mic in
the center room. Yeah, I don't really trust that.
So looking at these robot guys, do they currently seem hostile?
Post that message. Yes, they still seem.
Like they're set in their instructions too, apparently the
system. All right, what to do?
Need to get to my allies do these.
Creatures count. As aberrations.
No, OK. Never.
Mind. Yeah, it's like a different
race. Yeah, they're considered
constructs. Shoot.
So I'm trying to decide. If I continue fighting this
thing, which I still don't trust this Kai Shen, I feel like we
should kill him. I also want to get to my allies
so I will shift around to here then.
I will touch. This creature and hold hands
with both Ferdinand with well, each of these guys, this one's
going to quickly run and grab this box of TNT and this one's
going to run and grab this box of gold.
Come back to me. I don't know.
They're going to touch me, and then I'm going to use my action
to use the poop symbol to poof into the pocket rocket real
quick. I want to see if I can break
whatever psychic link this thing has with its master.
Oh. So you're going to try and.
Hold on. And bring it.
Back in into. The pocket rocket I see.
I guess I'll only bring one of. Them because the other one will
be on hand to pick the pocket, rocket back up and then go.
Further back into the room. OK, trying to.
I don't think I think. It's just lead, right?
That does that, you're inside the pocket rocket.
But that's adamant. Adamant.
Fuck me adamant. Well, so it's 2.
Things so. It's.
You're talking about what separates off like like mental
connection #1 it's a Demi plane. So anything.
It's already a different plane of existence.
In and of. Itself.
It's own. Separate.
Plane, I think, right. It's like a magnificent mansion
is the Demi plane, and that's kind of what this is.
But then also I would. Agree.
I would agree with you on that. Side of things, I was just
wondering. Because I kind of logic my way.
Through it too is of like a plane for.
Our intents and. Purposes.
Right. It.
Is any subdivision of space like a like one that's larger than it
should be, bigger than it should be because it's it's barring
space from another dimension. But yeah, anyways.
And the psychic thing. Though is what I was trying to
the psychic thing was more the thing that I was trying to
figure out. So psychic link if.
You're thinking of like the. The ruling for lead, like a lead
line stuff lead is the easiest way to do it.
It can also be done with like 5 feet of dirt or 1 foot of stone.
OK, so. Anything like that would.
Break it. Would break it even in that case
too, so great. I'm going to try to subdue.
This thing or next turn? Yeah.
So you guys are all? In the pocket rocket, do you
want me to actually bring you there to play that out?
Because I I I mean. I.
Used my action so I. Don't know what else I can.
Do this turn all right, except I'll call out for for Amos Halos
ready to swarms. Hi boss and bring me.
Griselda. 'S blood on.
It on it. So that's it.
You're inside the pocket. Rocket I can figure that out
while we're doing the rest of things.
One of the. One of the crickets left was
left outside, so only me and one cricket went in.
The other cricket would have picked the pocket rocket up and
fled towards the party. So.
Was when you. Say 1 and one.
Are you talking about the one that isn't near the other
people? Yeah, that one's the.
Sacrificial lamb. Then I brought one of them with
me stealing this box of gold, and then the other one stayed to
pick up the pocket rocket and flee.
I got you now. And that's my turn, and it's
going to move and it has a. 70 foot flying jump so.
Over. To this corner, you said, right?
Yeah, it's trying to. It's trying to get itself away
from the machine man's and not get into danger from other
stuff. It's trying to reconnect to the
party. It is your turn.
Ezra with Ash on deck. This thing just.
Connected a string to him and Ezra, Ezra's going to take his
one hand and kind of wrap around that little line that's
connected to him and he's going to use that to for his movement
to pull and just jump and just jump down on this thing and
start way laying the crap out of it, OK?
It could roam me in acrobatics. If you're jumping, oh.
I can do that and it is Where's my little?
And it's decks. Related so I can do that 20.
Oh nice. You land.
Exactly how you're envisioning. If you want to tell us so.
Yeah, Ezra. Wraps around the string, pulls
and jumps, pulls at the same time and then comes in like
Super Man smashing his claws into the the robot.
Or the metal. Clunky thing that's making noise
because Ezra's never seen a robot, right?
And it's no, I want to hit the button.
With a 27 to hit. Him.
That'll hit. That's what?
And then for my hand. So that is a total of 1010
slashing and 16 acid. I don't know what their
resistances are, but if they're anything like what Ezra fought,
it fought in the church. He's thinking, Huh, this thing
is clunky. Maybe it also doesn't like my my
my my pissy fingers. Was it again, I'm sorry on the.
Damage 16. Acid and 10.
Slashing 20. It does seem the.
To to eat away at some of its bits in between and you're
you're you're still. Gouging it through.
It as well, so you're guessing it's not unbreakable metal.
It's pretty sturdy. It's broken.
Desert's happy. Keep hitting it 24.
Oh yeah, 25 acid and eight slashing.
It's looking mighty. Worse for the wear that you've
slammed through a good bid goodly chunk of its bits.
And I will use the. Bonus action of be at
disadvantage but try to hit him again.
So roll twice. Whichever is the lowest.
All right, 13, so 13 to hit. Him.
That does not hit. That doesn't it?
OK. That is.
Extra turn. Is it still on his feet?
Is it still on his feet after I, you know, basically pounced on
it and start waylaying it? You succeeded on that athletics.
Check what's the yes Dexterity, it'd be a tested.
It's can set it, it's contested athletics, acrobatics, whichever
it's it's favorite one to use. OK.
It got A7. So it fell over.
It's it's prone now. As you jumped onto.
Onto it. Yeah, Dogpile.
All right, let's have a little bit of flames that we're licking
it, but it doesn't seem to affect you on the side of the
wall. And it is Ash's turn with Agonon
the Duckling on on deck. So, Ezra.
Is attacking Ezra's attacking one of the constructs?
That's in the wall of fire right now.
Yep. Which the fire doesn't.
Seem to be affecting it. The construct.
Yep. And is Ezra on?
Top of it? Yep.
Meaning it's proned. Also it is laying.
On the ground and you are standing on top of it.
Yes, and you said this side of the.
Wall of fire doesn't hurt child. So I'm going to approach.
I'm going to approach. And.
Just kind of like lean. Down.
And use acid. Splash, but instead of throwing
it I'm just going to press the bubble of acid into the
creature. It's the Contra.
Does it have a A? Radius.
Or is it just the ball? It's a.
Ranged attack? Yeah, it says you hurl a.
Bubble of acid. Choose one or two creatures you
can see within range. If you choose 2, they.
Must be within 5 feet of each other.
Succeed on deck, 30 savings, Thrive or take 1D6 acid damage.
Well, now it's up to four D6. Yeah, it doesn't have a.
Radius. It just has a range of 60 feet.
But since I'm not throwing it and I figured just pressing it
into them, I was trying to do this to not hit Ezra with acid.
Yeah, I get it. I get it and.
I think that that it would. Work my a normal thing that I I
think would happen in that case, which is something we were
talking about last time. I can't remember if we decided
to add it or not, but it wouldn't happen even in this
case because they're prone already.
And so and so we. Talk come around back to it.
But because it's prone, nothing else would happen.
And it would, I think it would. You just be able to succeed at
summoning it and pressing it into its face, basically.
Oh, Oh, yeah, yeah. Because basically if it's a
range attack you're doing, then five feet, it's considered
disadvantage, but she has advantage because it's prone.
Exactly. It would be a normal.
Attack. It's just a normal attack on it.
Yeah, and I also deal. 4D6 damage now, which was only 11
SAD. Yeah, there were three twos.
Oh, man. Awesome.
Yeah. So range spell attacks to remind
me on that. With the you're saying that it's
a regular attack, so it would be like an unarmed strike.
Yeah, well. So basically a range attack at
within within 5 feet is considered a disadvantage, but
because it's prone you get advantage.
So basically one will cancel out the other, so it'll be a normal
attack, yeah. But what is it that?
She's rolling with advantage or disadvantage on.
The attack, the attack itself? Yeah, the attack roll.
Which it doesn't. It didn't roll.
Through it just says a Dexterity saving Through yeah, it just
says they have to make. Yeah, I don't have a roll for
attack for F, it's black. This matters, yeah.
It's just to save. There's no, there's no
disadvantage, advantage or anything.
No, no, there is so. Since the creature is prone and
on the ground, they have disadvantage on on it, correct?
Somehow they still did a 19. Oh damn.
Damn. All shit so we.
Go to shove the the ball of acid towards it and it like
rearranges it's no, that's that that's too much it.
It just like shifts its weight under Ezra and you it splashes
against the floor. Or is it half damage?
Yeah. It takes half damage.
So as it. Splashes against oh.
Did the description not? Go through No.
I just, oh, I'm sorry. I'm running around.
You're all right. I didn't.
I could have pulled it up in the meantime too, but rather than
just asking a bunch of questions so.
We'll see. Oh.
Yeah, I've been OK. Here we go.
The target must exceed on a. Dexterity Savings Pro or take as
the day. There we go.
Now we're all on the same page. That was your attack.
You got a bonus action or any more movement you want to use?
I kind of want to see. What's on the other side of this
wall of fire? But I'm afraid to pass through
it because I will get hurt upon passing through it, correct?
You can ask the group. Out loud.
Guys, will I get hurt? If I walk through this wall of
fire, Yeah, but if you. What do you think?
You may have a ring. Of fire resistance.
That we all got yeah, I. Do I do have that?
But yes. Walking through fire will hurt
you. OK.
I was just curious. Because it's not really hurting
me right now and I'm pretty close to it.
I think it's that's 'cause we're on.
The happy side. Yeah, I think.
At this point I'm just. Gonna take a step back and
hopefully let Ezra take care of the rest of this construct.
All righty. So then it would be the duckling
Agonon's turn, right? Just a kind of role-playing
request. Can I have this duckling be sky
blue in colour? Yeah, cool.
Yeah, absolutely. Because you're.
Eric Ganassi originally, so that that checks out all right, Does
the. Fire Go.
All the way up to the ceiling, yes.
Dark. OK, well, he does not.
Want to be a chicken nugget? So I guess it's much case
everybody else would enjoy. That.
He's going to still like fly up and try to peek over there like
tops of the flames. See if you can get a visual like
a 20 foot tall wall. I think it consumes the entire
height. Yeah, it does.
The the. Ceiling's only like 10 feet up,
so it it's pressing, pressing up against the ceiling and kind of
just fanning out. Almost looks like a column of
flame from your side or a wall that's.
Look around to see if I can find any way to get into the walls or
ceiling. You know what?
Yes, that's. Right.
Should I drop it? I can drop it as a free act as a
free action, Should I just drop it?
I mean, well, we don't the duck. 'S not going to.
Really. Be able to do anything to help.
He just he is real fleshy on the other side.
Yeah, I don't have answers to. That all right.
Did you do? Investigation, you said?
14 so. You.
Find. Some pipes and and.
Largely those around. You being enclosed, but you kind
of remember. I'm just looking back at the map
here too for my own reference. Some offshoot branches the way
that you. Came back came from as well as
what looked like some sort of service chamber to the north up.
This way. Yes.
Sorry, OK. Let's see my movement.
As the duck is 1500 fly, I can fly 50 feet.
There you go. OK.
He's going to. Fly back up the hall to see if
he can get into the wall. SO510. 1520. 2530404550.
Right, five you get. Into the room and.
With your new vantage point. You notice as well that.
That square right in front of you probably, Oh, I think.
The duck was how do I ping? Again.
Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Your back like a square. Probably.
Anyways. You from your new vantage point.
Being lower to the ground at all, you notice a little bit of
a service duct under this set of a machinery.
And equipment that. Looks like you could squeeze
squeeze through and as a reminder for yourself, you can
spend your action to dash, which is just moving your movement
speed again. Yes, he'll do that.
And can you ping exactly? Where the the.
Little opening is it is like under.
Some of these these. Bigger pieces equipment like
they're they almost, it almost looks like 10:15 and then he can
start to go sideways. Yep. 20. 25 Oh, it's still
black. I can't see anything.
Oh, you, wouldn't you? I don't have.
Anything built there so you're inside.
The wall at this point for. All intents and purposes, yes.
Yes, yes. Good, good, good.
OK, what do I see? I still.
Have half my movement left. Not quite, because you can only
move. 15 When you're not flying, it is.
Not is not big enough. For you to fly in this space
once you get to the walls edge there you could probably go.
So what you'd seen is like a great in the floor that was
under this machinery that you could squeeze through once you
once you're once you squeeze through lost a feather or two on
the on the on doing that even you're inside of a it's probably
about like a foot or. Or or less.
Pipe that you're standing in and are it's getting more pitch
black the farther you go into it as well.
Do I have Oh I do have dark? Vision of stuff settles.
You do. I do.
Wow. Somehow.
So yeah. Besides then the the the graying
of the light as opposed to the complete adding of it.
Then you also. Are getting a sense of smell
that's lingering from it it not only is it kind of machine and
kind of factory esque but also this musky kind of fungal
undertones and. So how do I ping again?
Hold long click. So I'm here.
That's as far as I can go. You were there, right?
There, all right, Just making sure because I can't see my
token. Yes, OK.
Yes, sweet. I'm surprised.
I think you. I think you should be able to.
Let me see. I'll.
I'm pinging. Naval Vision.
Oh, sweet. OK.
Yes. That was probably that I didn't
realize. That you couldn't see.
With that token, yeah, down in the hallway I couldn't see past.
Here probably because that was intentional.
If the I assume the that was. That was intentional.
OK. Yeah, that was.
Intentional that direction, this direction was not OK Yeah, he's
on a. Mission.
He thinks this is a great idea. Yeah.
Up in the wall, yeah. He will not make a a saving.
Throw to super size. No, I feel like that.
That would not be. A good for.
My My health. Right, it would be very.
Wise for being a Wisdom saving throw.
And I think that's all I can do. Yeah, OK.
So I'm going to switch. The camera.
Lens over to where? Franklin is currently because
it's the preacher's turn that he teleported inside the pocket
Rocket free buddy and it blinks its unseeing eye at you and then
it's tentacles even all pause and stop as it gets inside of
and realizes where. It's at and kind of does a.
A look around you know of like whoa, but.
It isn't quite. Seeing and then it just kind of
makes the sound of like from its mouth and then falls to the
floor. Does it seem to be dead?
It just doesn't seem to be like it's, it's got like breathing,
but it's not, it's not doing anything right.
I will turn. To one of the scientist bugs
next. To me and just note label this
one. Possible.
Bob host a. Tie it up.
Intriguing Bob host. I've got a few.
Options for you, but this is the.
Most on hand just have. We're just.
Going to have a library of possible ghosts.
Yes. Love it, Bob will probably love.
It too. Think of me like Noah.
Free snack bar. For Ezra.
That is a good. Question of how?
They said the carnivores, Yeah, they make sure anyway.
That's my I turn the thing. Falls over?
Yep. That.
Was pretty much it. Then it would be Faust's turn.
This is the best option. We still have a files.
Oh, there we go. Yeah, Ezra.
More clanky that way might this. Be a big clanking.
Thing here. OK.
Under Ezra believe I'm not on that map.
I was trying. To shift.
Yep. Wasn't sure which one you were
pinging. So where you're pinging rather
was that pinging? That was an accident if I was.
No, you said this one, so I. Assumed there was some pinging.
That it wasn't seen. Don't want to burn any more
spell slots if I don't have to you just yet.
I wish I could move the firewall.
Cloudkill sounds pretty nice, right Bone?
Yeah, I'm just going to throw an asset splash at the one I can
see under Ezra. I guess that's ADC 16 deck save
on his part that. Disagree.
Oh, right. But that doesn't make any sense.
Oh. OK, that makes sense.
Now it got a gnat one. We're just going to take a
whopping 7. Damage.
See a much smaller ball come out from you?
And across it. But do we intend to parlay?
Why am I using that accent? That's the wrong accent.
Do we? Intend to parlay.
Why we winning? Because.
There are many. More coming and.
They're threatening to flood this room.
I cannot breathe water. Can you I swim?
Oh. Bless your.
Fast isn't southern, but bless your heart.
Wait, we could survive the flooding?
System inside the. Pocket Rocket couldn't we?
Is it watertight? I don't even know that we exist
on the. Same plane when?
We're in that place. I guess I'm done.
You know what I should have done?
Instead of casting acid splashes, tried to dispel magic
on the duck. But you know what?
We're here now. You can't see the duck.
Yeah, the duck ran. Off the duck is missing.
Oh well. I know I should have picked it
up. OK, go well, why is it drawing?
How do I undo that? Are we still in combat?
Yes. Yes.
I can't. Undo the drawing I did but.
I'm going to. Move fast, closer to Ezra.
It's not letting me grab fast. What the fuck?
There we go. Can't see shit.
The wall, the. Wall is still up, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm leaving it up, OK. I can.
For whatever reason, they don't have like an eraser.
Tool I can clear all drawings and text.
All drawings and text though, but I figured I was leaving the
one up at least, especially with the with the wall that's still
being up. So if the wall was going down, I
was going to just clear it all because I don't know what's on
the other side and frankly. It does too much damage for me
to let it go, so it's gonna stay OK.
Then, well, I know there's a line, there's a.
Congo line of idiots. Dying in this long hallway here
so. That would be that would be
optimal. What happens when you cast Wall
of Fire in Baldur's Gate? Why wouldn't?
It happen here I'm. Done.
OK, then it looks. Like it's the clanky people's
turns. I would OK for a minute.
OK. And the 1st.
One is going to. Oh, advantage saves there too.
Oh well, next time spends all of its movement or half of its
movement to get up because you don't have it grabbed.
I mean, I'm, I'm standing. I'm I'm.
Standing on top of it, so I would say it'd probably be
contested between. Us like.
I'm standing on top of you. Yeah, no, I get it.
It's going to try to get out from under you, and that's the
natural 20. All right, come on.
Ezra, let's do something. And since.
It's a strength related thing. If I can hit the button 2124
stay down, it did not it got. 24 And it was natural.
So. Yeah, you're you're jumping on
it and holding on to it. And it just stands up with you
still standing on its chest. Like what?
It must have been caught off guard as.
You kind of thrown it off balance before, but it seems to
kind of re situate the weight before.
That was half of its movement to get up.
So it uses the other part of its movement of 15 feet to walk out
of the wall with you on it and then walk back into the wall
with you on it. Thus, OK, what's the damage on
that? Wall, I'll, I'll.
I'll, I'll. I'll take I'll.
Say hold on 1/4 of that, whatever that damage is.
I think it's something like a. 3D6 I wanted to.
Say, but I know. Faust just stepped away, so we
can ask him here shortly, yeah. As your eyebrows are raised.
As you go back through the wall unexpectedly, That was amazing.
Just in and out. Just the cheese grated.
Yeah. Oh, you're on the other side of
the. Wall though for a second.
Oh, I got a. Oh, I grabbed the wrong port.
Shit, there you go. You can see on the other side of
the wall for. A second, which there seems to
be one other person that's huddling.
Actually, there's probably two. Well, one.
Nope, one of them is. Dead.
That's right, I got to put an. X on this person that seems.
To be standing their ground. Inside the closed off hallways
currently, that's what you. See on the other side of the
wall before you. Go back through the firewall,
Ezra. 'S going to do Ezra math.
How many? Ezra's is that between?
Me and that person. 5 Ezra. Is Ezra.
Is currently 7 feet tall.
How many Ezra is there between it and Ezra 4?
I was just doing 5 foot squares because that's what I got to
work with. Got it.
Ezra knows there are. Four, it's 4 Ezra's away.
And Yep, go back on. The other side of the wall with
it go. And that's when.
Another one of its compatriots step into the wall just enough
to get their head through and arm through and see Ash standing
right there. Because you were right next to
Ezra too, right Ash? I was right next to.
Him and I took a step. Back.
Like just like 5 feet back so that he could continue.
To do. Whatever.
He wanted to do that thing without me being in the way.
Oh, I. See Faust.
Somehow. Stepped in between you.
And him though, too, it looks like.
So he's kind of leading. The way and.
With you being on the the compatriot chest, it doesn't
seem to turn to you Ezra it it just turns straight to you boust
if you're back. I think a 20 would be.
Hitting remember correctly, it probably does.
Kenny Wizard boy. Yeah.
And I'm guessing a 19. Would then two, which then he is
now grappled with a harpoon and it is going to start riding him
in. Oh no.
I don't think the magic hurts the caster.
He's on the cast of the magic. It's going to be funny though
too, because I think he. Can drop.
It as a free action so as he goes back through the wall and
when he's going to drop it so. Go shit.
Oh shit, oh shit, I'm going to read this OK.
Oh, that's a bonus action. Even too so yeah.
As the bonus action is going to reel him into his grasp, like
into the robot's grasp. So yeah, he's only used.
Five of his movement. This turn, so he walks back out
of the wall. With him.
Same turn. Yeah, I'm.
I'm sure. Vows would drop it.
Yeah, I'm sure too. I'm trying to I'll.
Trying to let him get some time in there.
I'll, I'll switch over to one of these other guys.
Here for a second. 5/10/15. You're in trouble.
Oh, you're yeah. You're good.
It was just, hey, Jacob, does your wall?
Does your wall? Hurt you if it's your wall, it
doesn't hurt me if I'm on the correct side of it.
Yeah, you're on the wrong side of it.
Well then, as a free action, I'm going to drop it.
That's what I figured was going to happen.
You just. Witnessed the same.
Thing happened though in in a blink of an eye.
So it's not really your fault that you couldn't drop it
before. But the the wall was used to the
robot's advantage because it had grappled Ezra and went out of
the wall and went back in and it was just about to do the same
thing to you as the second robot here.
But then it stops. It's it's movement as you drop
the wall and just kind of looks at you grappled in front of it.
You've got. A harpoon in you is how you're
grappled. And I'm guessing how big was the
difference on the AC check on that?
There isn't an AC check for the grapple because.
It's just whether or not the harpoon hits and the grapple or
the the DC. The DC is for if you want to
escape it on your turn. No?
OK how big? How big was the AC difference?
Like while it's two hit, oh it was a 19 to hit you 19 hit. 19
and a 20 are the two hits, yeah. Oh no.
Stand ahead advantage. No, those were it it.
Fires twice. OK.
Yeah. OK, those will.
Hit my bad just want. To make sure because I have a
reaction I can use to protect myself there from that even.
Happening but OK. OK.
Yeah, do you want? I mean, you can for either of.
Those then. That's why I was waiting for you
to come back, but I figured I'd just roll with what I could.
What is it? Yeah, it.
Won't give me enough of a bonus to Get Me Out, so just go ahead.
I can catch shield but I'll quit.
Wasting a spell slot. OK, because that would.
Be I. Believe yeah.
So we're talking 30. 3. 32 points of damage.
Maybe I should have cash shield all right. 3332 I was at 51, so
1919 it was 30. It was only 3033.
If you added 32 and 33, that was just me stuttering.
No, yeah, I'm still I'm 32. OK.
Just making sure. What's this one?
For though. I don't.
Remember. Oh, I was adding those two
together. Already I see anyways then we're
going to go over to the side and Ash you see another one come out
of the firewall to the South and try to do just before it closes
down I'm guessing so it it firewall no longer exists I will
fix that. Gotta go to the right layer
though. There we go delete and I can
see. There we go, and.
It takes aim and. Fires a bolt at you.
Ash with a 14. To hit.
Sorry, you said a 14.
Yep. OK.
That hit OK, the 11 I'm guessing?
Not. 11 does not hit OK. There were two shots.
Fired is what's happening and the oh, sorry, I only heard the
one. You're all right.
That might be just my explanation.
So the first one with the 14 is 15 damage.
I think it, yeah, somehow those came through backwards.
Of what I actually rolled them. It's confusing.
Yep, 15 damage for that first one and the second one goes
zinging off beside you and you see that it has a metal wire on
it. The one that just missed you and
zings back to the the creature into.
Its grasp, he was trying to pull me in and you said it was 15
damage for that other one. Having a again.
Having a dart. In you and then.
Two over where Franklin was. Guess the.
One is going to. Lee stands his ground and.
He. Freedom.
I'm guessing A10 doesn't hit no? And the 27th out of Hit. 27
definitely hits and this thing was on the.
Edge of Death. So yeah, it's a yeah.
But a swarm image. Yeah, it dies.
Is now. One with a swarm for the.
Swarm Buzz. And they both move inward.
Into the room 5-10 1520 that's good enough actually and see the
one that ran off that way let me see actually what their passive
is I'm guessing you were you were trying to be sneaky with
that one too yeah he's trying to he's.
He's myself, feel safe till I can get back in.
Go ahead and roll me. A stealth which is.
Dexterity based if they don't have it, has a + 2.
They can do. It I want to do 20. 13 + 2.
1518. It.
Sees you your. Wings, letter, sort of stealth.
Oh. OK, So what did?
You. You had that?
I rolled the 13. +4417171 just barely sees.
The wings flutter as you land to the.
Ground after landing in the space you see it pull its.
Arm up. And there is a bit of a rotation
in its shots that are being fired.
And. A bolt.
Comes. Sizzling through the air
towards. You I'm going to need a.
Dexterity saving throw as a. +2. To its decks I.
Guess I'll do another one. D20 20.
Nice, I think that eats it. Yep.
So you're going to take half of that damage that came through,
which was 15 as the bolt explodes.
Wow, OK, it's. It is bloodied.
Oh shit, I think that actually, yeah.
Faust, you're going to need to make that save and Ezra and the
robots over on this side, but the robots don't care because
it's fire damage. Oh oh.
Dexterity. Yes, please.
Oh, I. Love those 'cause I get an
advantage. Thank God for advantage if you
got a see a 16 from. South need it.
OK, I will. Take a quarter of what I will
take 1/4. Of whatever you've given me, the
total is 15, so. 77 cuts in half. 3 You both like I
succeeded as well. Oh, I succeeded.
With the with the. That's.
So it's what you're, you still took the three, but it was just
a, a fire from that direction. Where the cricket is that you
can see now, probably too you might.
Not be able to because you're on top of the creature and slightly
around the corner but still in the blast radius of 20 feet.
Some of the tables will probably be on fire too.
And some of this other stuff. Oh, thanks for I believe it is
Franklin. 'S turn inside the pocket
rocket. With Ezra on deck, Oh.
Ezra's right so. Inside the pocket.
Rocket I. Had instructed he be tied up as
a possible host and I had verbally had Amos assemble the
colonization horde that I had instructed them to make in the
like the I think we have like a you know, 20 minutes ago seen
last game. And once they are all there, I
will pull out Griselda's blood, apply it to a bunch of them and
struck them to hold. And once we teleport back to
bite all of the other swarms and the half of the swarm to exit
into the greater cavern once the wall of fire is down.
And the other half that is getting this necrotic bite to
infest and crawl through the ship through any nook and cranny
they can and attempt to bite any living thing and I release.
The. Entire swarm except for, you
know. 1. Generation of of babies because
I also need to. Equalize this.
Living situation. I had this plan Once Upon a time
for the tower. Of or for the infinite tower,
but it'll work for. This'll work just.
Does any living thing include party members?
No, not the party members, I also.
Instruct them not to invite the party members unless you guys
want to be undead. It's super cool.
Let's save. That for another day.
Sure. Do they recognize?
Party members. In all forms.
Oh, thank, because I. Assume you still have your
torque and. But like I've seen you and like
I'm connected to them, so. Give Josh a second.
Yeah. You just.
Dumped. Like I was trying to.
Figure out math like. So apparently.
Female crickets can lay up to 3000 eggs in their lifespan and
about 100 eggs per day. Yeah.
I mean, we have. Established.
That there were so many that the life support systems in this
place were starting to fail. So I am relieving the tension
and killing two birds with one stone.
Or hoping to, yeah. There are three hundreds of
these guys. Time frame on the other
campaign. But I don't.
I feel like we. Didn't ask about time frame on
this one since one one day to the next, because it's generally
very, very hard to tell too. So yeah, I don't.
Know how long you. Want this to have been?
How fast did I go from level? One to 18.
That would be ridiculous. You.
Didn't get these guys. On that when you were level 1,
quite. Either, although it was no, I
got, I got them very early. Because I got them when when I
got the swarm keeper ability. So it'd be like Druid level two
or three. And that was still in the last
level of hell, Which. I believe was last year.
So we just kind of do some real layman's math and say like,
there's like. 25 does a metric. Fuck ton count.
Just a fuck ton. Just an absolute.
Shit tons. I took out the big red button,
one of the big red buttons, and I pressed it.
I've turned to this guy with head.
I still got you by. Love.
Wait, wait. They.
Can't have the brain that's the. Ezra cause differs on on the big
brain. Yeah, right now the the the
brain is technically. An Ally and Franklin.
Gives huge finger quotes at the. Screen Ally.
Into our new spaceship it is. Semantics.
Listen, don't trust. The mind.
Controlling giant brain, right? The Brain I.
Have. A better.
Plan that I will tell you all when we stop killing things but
as we're still gets. To eat it.
Yeah, I don't care about The thing is the.
Brain is the only. Other consideration I had was
like, if we didn't kill the brain, it would be another
option for Bob, and then Bob could be our engine for our
spaceship. Hell yeah.
As another option, you know what is?
The Bob. Who's?
Bob. Oh, that's right, Bob has not
spoken. In front of these guys yet?
Bob is another member of the party.
Who is without a body? He is just.
He's a memory spirit. We've been hunting for one.
A player character. Oh geez.
No, technically not a player character, but.
So an NBC I like this part of the.
Party. Yep, OK.
So I I was I'll estimate and say you'd.
Had before the. Eurythmic.
Or the sorry, not the eurythmic, the the turducken situation
somewhere in the range of 1500 or 1500.
Adult crickets. So if.
You released. Like 1000 of those you'd be down
to 5. 100 I don't know how much you.
Want to say that you released you said thousands before, but I
know that yeah, I've. I was making a percentage
because. Yeah, yeah.
For this, for there, I probably would have done like oh.
I probably would have done like. 5. 100 because I know that it
takes at least 100 of each specimen for like a successful
genetic like material so that there's.
No inbreeding. And then they would have split
off in five different directions and to the series that I.
Have. Because I'd kind of forgotten
about the the. Undead ones?
But were any of those ones the undead ones?
Not on the surface. World.
No, because. I didn't think of.
It at that point, no, I was just making the time.
Yep. So.
This world has. Gods they can they.
Can deal with the undead a lot easier than Hellfire crickets.
Yeah, so you've got. About.
Or 1000 left you're. You're guessing.
Yeah, I'll leave. I'll.
Leave 150. Here for to restart the colony
and then the others will split in half, so be 1000, so 850.
So I'll send like 500 into into the complex and then the rest of
them out backwards. Once the wall of fire is down, I
do not tell them to go through the wall of fire to populate and
colonize the this level of hell with the instructions to hold
the gate to the previous level of hell, not let anything else
end. It's kind of just stare at.
You for that last. Infection.
I don't know where it is. But try to find one.
I put on a black robe. I say execute.
Order 66 I'm here playing Dungeons and Dragons and
Franklin over here playing. Command and conquer, I'm a
conquest. Paladin, let's go.
OK, OK boss, I guess. We'll, you said, buy anything
that's living. Anyone that's not an ally of us.
And I'll send them a. Whole list.
Of mental images and include caishen but if you see him just
like stay away from him on the. Other side of the wall, but.
Don't let anything near him, but don't get close to him, OK?
We'll do our best. And.
Turn to the whole crowd as they are.
I think marched and lined up and I say today you would bark on a
great mission. You the descendants of those who
came with me from the 3rd or 4th or 5th level of hell.
I don't remember. I waved my hand.
And now today you'll leave this spaceship or rock pocket rocket,
and you shall call eyes this level of hell.
You shall know no equal. It shall be yours.
I give you this lad. Now go forth and conquer.
For the level of. Cricket, we've killed everyone.
There's bodies everywhere. Now go take up your rightful
place. Seem seemed empowered and then.
Look at you like OK, but do you have that many?
Symbols. No, everybody touch.
Your foot like touch your body. We've discovered a loophole
where if you're touching someone, they'll get teleported
with you, so we're going to do a big conga line.
And you guys start conquering out of?
The pocket rocket. I'm guessing, yeah.
I turn, I look up and. Say hey.
Craig. Can I get a like a like the
Congo music? Also, can we see where the
pocket rocket is just? Like chilling on the ground
while he's doing all this stuff inside the pocket rocket.
It's being held by another cricket.
I just got blown up. So.
Yeah, that's what I was just. About to is he?
That's right. I you did.
Like 15. Damage to him and he was
bloodied unless there was additional damage.
Nope, still holding on. Was.
Expecting it to be. More damage.
I guess than that too. Anyways, yeah, so you come.
Out over her. Then oops, the guy's not there.
I'm on the wrong layer for a second.
Here we go. I got you now over her.
Yeah, like, I don't know how big these guys are, but I also want.
Like. I figured it'd be varied because
I want them to go in through like the vents and the pipes and
the all very swarm like I'm. Just looking, I didn't want to
generate 1000 crickets because I've already done that with.
Zombies. And it did.
Rule 20 did not like that. I totally get it.
Just. Generate like a select.
Amount and then make it like. Teams of 10 or 20 represented by
1 icon I would have I. Would have to just be.
Even more spacious and say. Like 100 per.
Cricket. Yeah, there you go.
And it would be like 10, which is still roll 20 doesn't like
when I get, well, many going, but at least you get an idea.
Now, there's a lot as these things.
Start marching. That's the crickets go marching.
2. By two hurrah, hurrah, Crickets
are marching 2 By 2, hurrah, hurrah.
So we just see crickets just pouring out of the.
Pocket rocket, pretty much. Swarming over the walls and
floor. Dancing.
No, Let's. They're doing it in style.
I am not convinced that. Franklin isn't.
Secretly a demon Lord? Hey, do you shut up?
And don't look through my mask of.
True. Sight.
Sir. That'll only bring nightmares,
OK? I think kind of.
Them which is each representing 100 yeah, then.
They they would definitely. Fill this quadrant of the
hallway. I.
Don't see that map, but I have. Released them for us to flush it
up. You have to move.
You back over. I encourage.
Them to go through the. Walls through like the cracks
and the nooks and the pipes and the vents and just spread and
fast and bite from my air lens. Yeah.
Their. Their first instinct is to swarm
some of the creatures that are attacking your allies here, but
it doesn't seem to affect them. Their bites anyways, 'cause
they're robots. Yeah, they're they're.
Moving. Yeah, they do piercing damage.
I assume that will be my turn, but.
You tell me that was. Why 1?
234. I think.
You want. To roll.
It. Once.
For all thousand of them to see what the total further their
attacks. Or do you want to roll 10?
Times it's good. I mean that.
Is totally up to you how you point or roll.
I'm giving you the option. Here, because I will.
I guess I'll roll 10. Times OK.
Just because we'll say half. Of them is for the one that.
Is in front of and has a hold of Boust and the other. 1.
Is for the one that Ezra standing on top of the other 5
or I keep saying 5 but I mean yeah, 500 so they have.
A + 4 to hit. So you've got a 11, a 7A9, A 18,
and a six. That sucks.
Then a 17815. None of them.
Oh my God, 16 is what it takes. 16, yeah.
So then 2. 3. Three of them hit because they
have a +40. OK, OK, OK, I'm I'm forgot.
About the +4 and I was just reading the numbers for a
second. Yeah, but two of them hit.
OK, AM. I how do?
How do you how? Do you how do we do the damage?
Because each one is like what, 100 crickets each?
Yeah, each one is a is. 100 crickets, so 300 times this
number. It's multiplied by 300.
Yeah, 3D 10. Plus. 6 * 300.
Sure. Oh, that one sucks. +6 So 14
times 314 * 300 is a large number 300.
Then add that. Can you hear me?
Oh, to each one, yeah. 'Cause they each.
Gets right Jesus 8 * 320 four 100 + 6 * 300 is 1800.
Yeah, they say. Do 4000. 200 points of damage.
As I said, they're cackling. Wildly and madly, they swarm
over the robots. And it doesn't seem to do
anything at first until you start seeing bits of the robots
just flying out as they're ripping it into shreds under
under their barrage of tiny bites and just throwing peace
out to the side. They they did their piles of
scrap as they move on instruct. Them to spread out and just kill
everyone except. For my allies.
So do a little dance to myself. As.
Those turn and you guys are technically in combat, but
nothing is apparently evident now that the.
Pile of scrap is in. Front of you there's is some
stuff on fire, on fire in the center room, but is there
anything alive? That is bad near Ezra or
functioning. Which guy?
This guy. I think it's a guy back here.
Yeah, this guy right here. Behind you.
Who was attacking Ash? Oh, it touched Mama Ash.
Oh. Done.
I have been shot. Mama Ash this.
Might hurt a little bit so. Ezra's going to run towards that
guy, but as he runs he's going to pull the string that is
attached to Mama Ash to to free her out and then proceed to
start smashing the little crap out of this dude.
Does it get pulled out of me or do I get?
Like pulled towards it. You'd need a strength check on
your part. Israel.
OK. 22 and I think that leads. To 9 points of slashing.
Damage as it's. Ripped out of you, Ash.
Oh. This is a string of blood just
follows. It, you know, touching Mama Ash.
And now he is going. To start the beating.
13 acid and seven slashing. Still up?
Oh. Sorry, I was going back through.
You said how much? Sorry, 13 acid and seven
slashing. So 20, Yep. 27 to hit the second
time. Oh yeah, and
nine acid and 6 slashing for the second.
OK. And time for disadvantage time.
All right, 18 and. 2718. Yep,
17 acid and 10 slashing. 17 and 10 Yep.
Looking what? Be ripped apart under your
barrage there looking ripped apart.
Pretty ripped apart but still standing.
And that is all is right there. OK.
As you as as as everybody's hearing.
No. Touching Mama Ash, then it would
be your. Turn ash all.
Right. And you said the one that?
Edge was just attacking. Still standing?
Yep. I'm assuming.
He's moved. Trying to get your token.
Under the other. Dead bodies there you go over to
here. Lots of dead bodies.
Is this the only construct that's still technically?
Standing or is there one that's kind of like just in front of
me? No, that one, that one's.
Also dead I. Apologize.
Just making sure. Yep, there we go.
We got XS on XS buddy on this particular spot as well.
There's just so many corpses. It's becoming difficult to.
Rain yet? Probably.
Actually, not going to lie, there's like.
There's like a mound of bodies there now, yeah.
Like let me climb over your. Friend's.
Body so I can kill you next. Come here, Ezra.
Ezra stacking bodies. What you doing Ash?
I think. We're just going to keep with
the acid splash. And the same thing I'm going to
take one step over. To the standing creature that.
Shot at me, summon up. Just a green glowing orb of
acid. In my hand and just press it
into the creature. Well that would look better. 18
damage for that one. Has to be the decks of. 8
oh 22. Half.
Of the. Damage then, which was 18 so. 9.
9. See you it's this little way.
Edit. It's still standing.
It's still. There.
Nope. OK, as a bonus action I am going
to. Turn to Ezra and just be like
you, vicious. Murder machine.
RIP this fucking thing apart. And again, I'm going to take a
step back to my original position, away from the grief.
Oh, Ezra, totally. Will he'll hear that?
He'll be happy, gleeful. Was that a Bartok inspiration?
Yeah, it was a Bartok inspiration.
Sorry. I don't know if I said that so
you. Get a 1D10.
You can add it. To an ability check, tack row
or. Saving, yeah.
OK. And it would be ducklings turn
if it's all done. With yours, Ash all.
Right. So just in case I wasn't clear
before, he's not hiding. He's trying to get through the
wall to get into the other room. I understand the around the
other. Side of the.
Fire. The So the confusing thing is
like you get under there and then the the the the piping
seems to follow the wall instead of going like straight to the
other side. Yeah.
All right. Has he and he?
Hear the commotion. Of other party members joining
the group down in the intersection definitely hear a.
Louder. Perfluffle going on, but you
also probably what's drawing your attention is the smallest
bit of sound seems to be travelling in the pipes now of
what sounds like skittering and tapping of insectile feet.
And it's getting louder. Oh yeah.
Oh. He's got a quick turn around.
And get his butt out of this pipe.
He's not like that. Run.
So yeah, he's going to dash back out.
So 1 to 510. 15 and then I've. Can I?
Fly with the second-half. Of my dash, yes.
OK, what does he? See now in the hallway, probably
would. See Ezra attacking a another
robot it looks like down at the intersection, right?
Here. Right here.
OK. All right, he's going to start
the dash and then the comprehend that there.
Is a battle going on? There kind of like slow down and
land on one of these little pipes and actually, no, he's
going to. Land on the ground and try to
make. A saving throw to turn vacuum
in. Here, no luck.
OK, he's going to jump back. Very close though, yeah.
Jump back up on one of those pipes and just.
Squawk angrily. Because yeah, I have no range
attacks are. You making changes to like break
this. Yeah, you could try to shoot
your bow. Cool.
OK, how does that work? Imagination.
Power of imagination. Probably with disadvantage since
you don't have fingers. Well, The thing is, I'm I'm.
I'm the size of a duckling, right?
How do I? Draw this thing.
Put your feet on and how. Would just Yeah, How would?
You how would you try to draw it?
I don't know. You tell me.
I would try to like Tuck. The ends of it on a.
Couple of pipes or. Something and then grab the
string with my beak. Maybe it's like on.
The ground so. Well, no, because it would hit
the bodies here. I don't know how I notched the
arrow and hold the arrow in place with just.
OK, so I'm going to put the bow on its side.
Go ahead. Put the bow on its side.
Notch an arrow, so the arrow's on.
Top of the bow and then wedge the 2 ends.
Of the bow. On like bits of the is there
just. Like like a.
Bumps or. Anything on the ground?
Or on the horizontal surface that I have the bow that I could
catch the two ends of it on something.
Oh yeah, you're you're on the pipe.
There so you could imagine. If you kind of like propped it
up at like a 45 ish even degree angle between the pipe and the
wall, you could probably get it to stay OK and then if.
I were to back up, am I flying? While I do it Or am I like
standing? On something as I back up.
Oh, I see what you're trying. It you're asking, yeah, I'm
trying to pull the. String with my my beak, yeah.
You could. You could be.
You probably. Wouldn't need to fully back off
of the. Thing to to pull it, but I could
imagine you trying to fly it. Backwards, like with all.
Your strength, OK, are you going to let?
A A small duckling with a strength of eight draw this bow.
Probably for what? What's the?
Full damage at D8. It depends on Can I cast all of
my? Stuff.
Oh yeah, but just the. Flat bow itself.
Let's see, just a second. Actions.
Yeah, it's AD 8. I'd probably be like AD 4 like
you'd. Probably only get it.
You know, not fully pulled back and I would guess at the at the
you know, you don't even probably weigh the right amount
of pounds that it would take force wise to pull the thing
back even with all your strength.
So half, half seems fair at going down to the D4.
OK, so he he's. A little sick of being useless
so. He's going to cast Hunter's mark
on this thing. Let's see cast you guys just
hear the the wait, wait. I didn't mean to actually roll.
The damage. I have to.
Cast it to like make it show up in my character sheet, but I
don't No, you're good because I haven't rolled the hip.
OK, so I was just going to. Go and say what?
The sound was. Probably for your for the
casting, which was probably the like Daffy Duck, like 'cause
it's you're angrily just angry little duck quack.
OK. Rolling two hits and did that
give my +2 to attack? Yes, it's still.
Cause I've with disadvantage though is what I was saying.
'Cause you're not. Not using it the way and the
best possible advantage to it. OK.
Nice. The disadvantage was 18.
So that that's going to hit. I love this so much.
Let me get out my little dice. Here.
Oh, I'm sorry, as a bonus action, could I have all done a
thing before this? What's the?
Hunter's Mark was the bonus action.
Wasn't it? Oh, I guess so.
Oh, actually I don't know if it is.
Is it a? Bonus action or an action?
Let me look Hunter's Mark bonus action.
OK. So this will, this will be
Dexter then, OK. OK, so for damage I'll did I, I
did not run. My D4 yet my my little D4.
One plus the. 4. From the The Hunter's Mark.
And that's force damage. And then I get an.
Extra attack because. I have that ability now.
Oh nice. Yep.
So the extra. Attack.
I'll roll the hit again, cast please.
And then for the disadvantage 22 disadvantage next.
Oh yeah. OK my my damage again.
So the first. Shot was what, 5 damage?
Total. I believe.
And this one is. 2. Plus.
Hunter's Mark, which is AD 6. 80 Max Nice.
So that was a. Total of what was.
It I'm already forgetting numbers 8/13.
Damage. Not very nice a little.
Buckling, yeah. Right.
Yeah, you hear just like a like. Back he's he's he's like
cheering and shouting himself on flapping in a flapping in a
little circle very satisfied and.
Ezra sees. Two new.
Fletchings that are pierced into the robot's flank.
Some of the. Fletchings suspiciously replaced
with. Light blue feathers perhaps?
I love it. And that's all I believe then it
would be. Faust's turn.
Maybe. Maybe Faust?
Or did he step away? I keep.
Turning off, turning on mute to talk to.
My wife and forgetting it's. On I hear it.
I do not know. Which of?
These spellcasters. Cast polymorph.
But I'm going to cast a smell. Magic on the duckling.
You need line of sight. Do you have line of sight?
I mean I can acquire. Line of sight.
If. Needs must or is the duckling.
I'm a little pipe down the hallway.
Was oh. So you are, Yeah, hopefully the
spell was. Third level or lower when it
was. Cast 4th level.
Why would it? Have to be third level or how
lower Any spell of third level or?
Lower on the target ends. Oh no, but oh, but you're.
What level are you or what level are you using to cast it?
I'm using a fourth level spell. Maybe.
We can delete a check. OK, OK.
Which? I'm beginning now.
That I know that that's that they.
Finally put words on how spit the spell magic ended all.
It works all right. It used to not have that if I
remember correct. Yeah, I'm trying.
To reread this. Choose one creature, object, or
magic effect within range. Any spell a third level or lower
back up like a fifth level. Spell so I probably fucked up.
Spell a fourth level or higher in the target.
Make an ability check. Using the spell casting ability
DC equals 10 plus the spells level.
Let me go back and check that spell.
I don't know if it's true. Fuck that.
Chicken duck thing. I'm pretty sure that's called
beastiality, but. You know, to each their own.
I mean, was it sapiens? I'm just a little duckling.
What do you? Call the.
Relationship between. Cat and the Sentient ship.
Love. You call it.
Love barxiality? Shipping.
For you, Rick, I mean, it kind
of works. Hey, I mean I.
Know of another character that? Is in love with the ship as
well, so Oh yeah. But.
Yeah, fine. You leave Sebastian out of this.
I will leave Sebastian alone. So.
Doing some backwards math. Here the DC.
Equals 10 plus the. Spells level the DC.
Was the DC was. 20 is what you've been trying to beat, so I
don't. I.
Don't. I've not seen the 10 levels.
That's not seen a tenth level. Spell, but we could go.
Ahead and say. It was a ninth level spell.
Dudes out here. Casting A wish on us What the?
Fuck, I thought maybe like true polymorph or.
Something, but yeah, what's what's polymorph?
True Polymorph. Is like an eighth level spell I
think. Let me see.
Here I should know I was. Just reading this, maybe the
true I. Can get like a bonus to the.
DC. Is a ninth level spell.
OK. So we're just going to go with.
The ninth level. Spell.
So I'm rolling an intelligence. Check versus our spell cast.
Nobody's with. You're not within. 10 feet of me
right? No, he's not 11.
Wait, why? Because I get why, Yeah.
Oh, I see. That's like guidance right?
It just buffs you but I have AI give everyone a + 5 to their.
Saves if they stand next to me so aura.
Roll. AD. 20 Why is it not working?
So that's a on the dial plus an 8, so 25 you feel the spell
leaving. You not.
Do you allow it? Yeah.
OK. So.
You're back into. Your form.
Original form. Original form.
A duck. A duck?
Yeah. I'm just kidding, he catches.
Himself on the pipe. As he as he gets bigger.
And once a full human, you know, his hair is all in his face.
He's a little disheveled. He he puffs some air up in his
face to to kind of like blow his hair out of the way in a little,
a little feather kind of floats off and he immediately shivers
and kind of like looks all over himself.
He's like the mites. The mites will haunt me.
House will just. Give him like a look.
Of like a mixture of concern and disapproval and then it kind of
he. Kind of and it kind of dawned on
him that he's use of his body again.
He's like, I'm back and he's like starting to stretch his
limbs and look at himself and kind of.
Like he pick he picks up 1 foot shakes.
It and he's kind of. Like as if he's putting clothes
on but his body getting used to it again.
Can he? Identify him, Ed.
Can he? Identify who cast the spell on
him. Oh yeah.
It was very evident. The orc, right?
Faust kind of shoots. The the orc a thankful nod.
You know the the. Chin up, Nod.
You know that one I mean. That's the what's.
Up nod. It's got to be the down nod.
Just the really. Yeah, I thought it was.
Like a up nods. What's up like?
Hey. Oh, I thought the down nod was
like. Formal.
I'm just forged it. Apparently he's.
Given the bro nod, got it. You got the your.
Action Your movement, the bonus actions I have no reactions.
Or anything. Like that so we're.
Bonus actions, so I'm done already.
Think. We're or.
A charge. Though.
Running out of spell slots. That was my last high level
spell slot. Just for the record, I am
running out of Bell. And then?
I also have to have you cast fist.
I. Will cast fist on your ass if
you do not shut. Up but.
IRL I do have to head off to real bed.
It is IRL getting. Like this?
Yeah, Yep. I was going to try and get
through. This creature's turn and
Franklin's turn and call it here because I think that would put
us where we need to be. So the one that you're
attacking, Ezra? Seems to see.
That it's ends nigh and it pulls.
You see it? It's explosivity bolt.
And fires at you with a with some fire.
Damage. That is.
Radiating 10 feet out. From it as well, or wait 20 feet
out from it. Yeah, 20 feet.
So I'm going to need Dexterity saving throws from yourself,
Boust. Can I squeeze it to?
To basically, you know, put it on the ground and squeeze it.
So I I, I take the shock of it. No.
It's no.
We have to. Because then it would it would
amplify. Right, just like the reason why
explosives suck the way they are.
So I. If you.
Want to do that? You would be.
Taking more damage. Than what was just dealt is what
I'll say. And you will automatically fail
the saving through dexterity saving through OK.
It's fire damage, OK? He's not.
Worried so you curl. In on it as the shots fired on.
You to try and keep the blast centered on yourself and blasts
are three. Dimensionally exponential.
So it's like times 4, right? I am not.
Feeling well, so I want to go. Get ready for bed.
Bye buddy. Good night, good night, good
night. Yeah, I would say at least yeah
that. I'm trying to get it to roll but
it's not wanting to get to get some of the stuff.
Out of my way, it's probably there we go 1. 2. 3.
So. Total those.
All up. 11/20. 6 Yep. You got something there?
I forgot some of my. Damage when I was shooting.
Oh. This creature was.
Injured before I was. Attacking it, correct?
Yep, yes. So I couldn't.
I can't find this anywhere on my character sheet, but I know from
playing Ranger that 1/3. Level.
I get to choose a feat and I chose Colossus layer.
Yeah, I remember that. Yeah.
And so that. What is?
What size does that trigger it by?
Because these are only medium creatures.
It just says when you hit a creature with a weapon attack
the. Creature takes an extra 1D8 of
damage if it's below its hit point maximum.
I think the sun is it's. Just your single target focus.
Yeah. How much was it again?
Sorry, 1D8. But I hit it twice.
SO2D8 Yeah, it'll. Still be alive, but. 13 + 14 for
my total. Damage.
So 27 damage for a little duck? Damn was a what go.
Ducky. Go Ducky.
How does that 2D8 I'm? Confused.
Because it was two, it was 2 arrows that I hit it with.
OK. Oh no, I think it's.
Once per turn, let. Me, let me Google.
More sorry I'm I this is just from my memory from playing
Ranger do it's. An extra 1D. 8 per attack.
So it'll be 2D eights 2. It's not yeah.
So no, it'd be per attack. So the ones returned, so I.
Keep the two eights, Yeah, So you would have a total of 14
out. Of the 16 possible, yeah, but
the 13 was the. Original damage I.
Thought I did, the 14 is just from colossus layer so.
OK, I see what you're. Saying you're you're adding up
I. Got what you're saying?
So you, you, you rolled 2D eights and got 14.
That's where we're at now. OK.
Yeah, yeah. So the duck in one turn did 20.
Seven damage for everything combined.
Yeah, Yeah, Right. That's that's nice.
I got math. Let's go, let's go, Josh, I got.
Math 61 points of fire. Damage OK 6160.
One cut in half is 3030. Cut that in half again, it's 15.
Yep, I'm at 99. Is there such a good boy?
And when he's done, he's going. To get up from it and then go
curl up by Ash's feet as he reversed from werewolf mode down
to wolf mode. He's tired, he's tired, doggy.
I'm just going to reach down and like, scratch the.
Back of his head and the two others that.
Were chasing your previous bug that they smashed behind you.
Franklin as you're running away from them.
Are going to. Oh shoot, they're just going to
start firing into the masses. There.
This actually looks like it does somehow No, that's 5D6 and this
is 2 D 10, so it can do 2230. OK, they're just gonna Yep, you
see them load their actually this one needs to be charged, I
think. Yep, it recharged Oh.
Nice fun exteriority saving throws from gets you can roll.
Once if you'd. Like or for how many of these
things? Yeah.
I was just, I was just looking. At that, they're going to be.
Aiming centre mass, which you're basically at centre mass still,
I would say as they were filing out from the diagram that's
going on there and these are 20 foot range.
So yeah, all of them, 1000. Yeah.
So how are you going to roll? Deck save all. 1000.
You said bet it all. On one or you could do it 10
times. For the regions 10 times.
And I got a bet on one of those. On the guys, I suck at this.
Decks. +2 so looks like only like 2 of them would have
succeeded at a 15 is the. Success for this?
OK, yeah, only two succeed. That sucks.
And only. Two, and that would just mean
the. Half damage, which I think I'd
lastly rolled for those two. Yeah, 13 and a 15 total, so 28
or 14 for those ones. OK.
I don't know how you've been keeping track of those.
They're none of them are. Dead yet, I mean.
That we're talking about large numbers currently, yeah, I
agree. I'm just.
So I don't know how we want. To.
Roll that, but I. Mean at this point, let's see if
it's 18. For each.
Like are we talking like all thousand of them are within this
20 feet right And Yep. And the. 2028 was the total and
14 was the half damage for the two regiments that did succeed.
OK, I mean, none of them will. Die a bunch of them are bloodied
and. They're just carpet bombing
currently. They just see bugs.
And yeah. OK, I will note.
That OK, then it would be your turn.
I believe. I.
Mean I'm basically gonna tell these guys to.
Spread out. And and not be all up on May oh
wait, they. Get a.
They get a + 5 to their saving throws because they're within 10
feet of May. Oh yeah, so.
A lot of them. A lot of.
Them would have saved except for four of them 5.
Of them half. Would have saved yeah, because
it's plus 21015 Yeah, OK, so. It's not as bad as it was.
I basically I'll scatter. Oh God, I somehow moved, Yeah.
I put. I put.
Them and then. Got it.
And I will guesstimate and I'm going to fire some.
Let's see, do I have any? Sort of fire if I shoot.
That thing with an Aldridge blast, will it explode?
Give me a minute. Well, I've got this thing here
so. I guess what I'll do is I'll run
up, I'll grab this torch, run back.
And then throw it. At this TNT here to try to get
it to explode and get these guys.
I don't want to do that math right now.
That's fine. We.
Can pick it up next time, OK. Start with an explosion.
Sounds like a good time. To me, 'cause I see a stick of
dynamite and that's where we've gotten to this topic before.
It's like we're at like. So many sticks.
Of dynamite equate yeah we've blown up a lot of.
Stuff before. Yeah, yeah.
So we'll figure it. Out.
Yeah, I think it. Makes it to like a 20 foot range
and I think it's. Like 10 D 6 is what I'm finding
when I look up the. The 20.
Mites. But that's just one that's.
Perfect. That hits both of them.
Yep. Right if it does.
All right, I am going to go. Cuz Ivy is sitting there waiting
to serve me dinner. So I will catch you guys later.
Later, guys. Goodnight.
Good sesh. Goodnight.
Yay, Josh, you. Still there.
A grand and wonderful thank you for those.
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