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Tara through the campaign. Many polos.
Bloody Craig. Fucking Craig.
Craig. Craig.
The Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
A campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the
Infinite Sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite Sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten.
And again the Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins,
turns. Hitherto we left our adventurers
known as the Shadow Seekers on the second level of Hell Lust,
where they found themselves after solving the next side on
the Tri Decahedron in a rush trying trying to escape the
quickly flooding Astral Ship, the prison of Kai Shen.
Pressing that newly Sol side on the Tridecahedron, they dropped
into a sweltering heat, water dripping and evaporating briskly
off off of them in the blistering heat of a desert
Oasis with what appears to be a Tavern called the Crusty Mummy,
while they were all holding hands in front of it on their
way into the Crusty Mummy. Before entering the Crusty
Mummy, they put all of their torques into a lock LED box in
the Pocket Rocket. OK, there we go.
The Shadow Seekers enter the Crusty Mummy and order food from
the barkeep while Franklin and Faust jump down the will in the
center of the Tavern. There they meet the Frog King,
who Franklin pays for information and do not be
attacked. They learned about the Frog King
being a ferryman to the different parts of the second
level of Hell, Hell's Waste via the aqueducts underneath it all.
He does though require a steep price of 1000 gold to their
destination of the Demon Queen's castle and another 1000 gold for
safe passage while inside the aqueducts, plus a favor for each
service. Though it was negotiated that
one of the services could be breaking the seal on this level
of hell as they test that they can do such and have done so in
the past. The crusty mummy above in the
Tavern confirms with the rest of the Shadow Seekers while they
eat the meal they ordered and after they're finished with
their meal, Franklin and Faust, the rest of the Shadow Seekers
finish with the meal. Franklin Faust come back out as
a well frog king, falling quickly with the promised plants
that he said he would harvest for some of Franklin's promised
larvae, which he'll eventually give him.
He seems confident of and he at this point informs the Shadow
Seekers that the favor they could complete for him is
finding a relic of the past in the ruins of the desert.
Making a deal with the the frog Cream Frog King who travel
quickly to the ruins in the middle of the desert to find the
relic who also gave them the seeds for their pocket rocket
Oasis. Oh yeah, At this point Faust
casts legend lore and learns they that the pyramids where the
relics are are death trap. Death trap infested treasure
hordes from ages before guarded by the undead mummy Lords who
used to share rule with the second share rule on the second
level of hell before the demon queen killed them all and buried
them in their pyramids. Ash then Dickers for a cheaper
price for the express route to the pyramid and is able to get
it down to a 200 gold, pushing into the middle of the pyramid
after the short rest in the pocket.
Rocket exploration goes well, clearing several rooms of trap
doors and killing a small group of mummies, then finding a mimic
hidden amongst the coffins of the mummies.
The Shadow Seekers let Bob take Bob The Talking Skull possess a
new form in the mimic. Afterwards, they definitely take
down a Mummy Lord and loot the treasure, only losing a portion
of Ezra's tail to a trap along the way.
In the treasure hoard, they find a Chest of Desire and ignore
everything else. Faust immediately requests a
Helm of Teleportation after a Dragon after Ash request for the
Dragon Truth Belt conform, confirming that this is a Chest
of Desire, and they snap into existence.
A day's ride it looks like, from the Demon Queen's clit Cliff
Castle. Let's find out what happens this
time. Cliff, go ask Jesus.
We've got to make it to the castle also, I think.
Ezra must Ezra must bachelors. I think Bob was a camel and I
and Ash was riding on Bob as we were trudging the last what was
it? Last hour traverse or last days
traverse to the castle? Yep.
So let. Me just be right now so.
It's a sticky camel. Sticky Camel would be a great.
Name for a week. Wait, why is it a sticky camel?
Because. Mimics are sticky.
Are mimics sticky? Mimics are sticky.
That's how they like trap you. Like if you touch them, they
just, I don't know if that sound came through or not, but.
Very little of it there. So that's I'm.
I'm not going to fall off the back of this camel because I am
stuck to it. And.
Now imagining A gooey camel. Bob the whole time is probably
going hump day. Yeah, probably in between the
conversations that I'm trying to have with them just being like,
hey, they're talking about sex in there.
Have you heard about this place the the level of hell?
Have you ever been here before? And lust?
It seems like it would be his kind of place.
I I haven't mistress, but I've had visitors from here and let
me tell you, they know they're a way around a body.
The way around your body, did you get to experience that?
In several different forms, I might add.
I'd had, let's see, in one day, I I think my my record was 152
orgasms. See divided by 24.
Like wow, that's impressive that you received or that you gave.
Oh, those, those were just mine. I don't.
I couldn't even tell you how many I had provided in that time
frame. It's one every 10 minutes in
case you wanted to. Know.
Probably die. I.
Think I did quick math. I also asked him about the
queen. I'm like, have you heard about
this demon queen? And did this place always used
to be a dry desert? Oh, in my lifespan, yes very
much. Most of the visitors that were I
had made contact with had come from this desert that it seems
to be surrounding us all. They all complained very much
about their predicament of being in such a lustful place without
adequate supply to the moistures that are required for proper
fun. Well, maybe if we how about the
Queen, we can solve that problem.
I guess we'll see. I think I'd heard some of the
Queen and she has a bit of a capitalization on those
moisturizations. It's a currency.
It's bottling it and selling it. No, she's bottling it and
keeping it. She ain't selling shit while
having these conversations with him.
I'm gonna 'cause we were all gonna take turns taking a long
rest after I guess I take the first watch or the first part of
this journey with him. I would go into the pocket Rock
and be like, all right, somebody else can ride and have a
conversation with him. OK.
Oh, Ezra, Ezra's totally taking that point choice.
At that point, I think I'll go back to the Pocket Rocket and
see what's happening in there while you've been reading the
Bob Camel. Rainy and Knight.
Bob Camel. Yep.
All right. There's a big top pot, there's a
big table and covered in items and cash as we're all counting
747 six 6747 thousand 748,749 thousand 750,000.
Math hurt. Hey Ezra, before you go, can I
borrow your brick for like a couple minutes?
You promise? Give back.
Give I'll give it back as soon as possible.
I just I need it for a. You get pinky.
Of course I do. I always keep my promises.
OK, and he hand you his brick. Fuck yeah, I skip off.
What's the brick? The Hellfire brick which gives
you resistance to fire damage and stacks with other fire
resistant things. That's why you guys see me
happily skip off towards the goblin thing and then a splash
as I strip off. It would be a bit more than that
'cause it would be you, you'd skip off to the like one of the
carts that gets you up, ping, ping one of the like elevator
carts that gets you up to the goblin level builder builders
would be up there. You know, you'd probably come to
him and he'd he'd go. I'm not finished with you, a
Crest, lad. No, neither.
Where's the giant VAT of boiling at a banteen?
You see smoke billowing out of like one of the whole holes that
they've dug into the side of the pocket rocket and he just
points. Cool.
I walk over there and I stripped down to nothing so I'm just a
skeleton boy, hold 2 bricks in my hand or I put 2 bricks on,
you know, somewhere upon myself. I don't know how you want to
roll that, so I don't so they don't get merged.
And the Ring of Fire resistance. There you go.
Well, yellow. And then I jump in.
And. Because of your low your low
density relative to that of liquid adamantium, you bounce
off the top. Oh yeah, you get a lot less.
Tie myself to a brick. Oh, I have bricks.
I think the brick would also float in the hediment.
Yeah, I mean, so I imagine he would just like, it'd be like
being on a Tempurpedic mattress, right?
He would like jump onto it and make an indent, but not actually
sink into it. It is boiling and and liquid, so
it's density would be down. Down enough for him to sing.
I would think that you were you're kind of you're not just
jumping in that may have been a misnomer by yourself there, but
if. You try and stand in like
Mercury, like you're. Oh yeah.
Like your ankles? Yeah, Mercury absolutely at room
temperature like it's pretty pretty dense it but if close my
eyes and then you tend increase the sinking and I'm assuming
what you're I was going to go say I'm assuming what you're
doing too is like diving head first into it.
I would guess it's like you know, you're putting force into
it. You're not just like.
You're not just. Like belly flaps here.
Yeah. I'll let my science ass teacher
down. Teach your ass down then.
Carry on. Roll it.
Fun. Very, very well.
No, I appreciate the input. I like it.
I agree. I don't think he would say.
I don't think he'd he'd go very far underneath.
He might have to like roll if he's the goal is to coat
himself. I feel like, I don't know, roll
for it. Fuck it, this is Deanie.
He is, he is trying to swim in it as to what I understand as
well, not just jump into it. Yeah, I like it.
All the nooks and crannies. There's going to be some force.
Go ahead and roll a performance or if you want I guess an
athletics, but I assume performance might be better for
you. I love you, but if you don't
fuck off I swear to Christ. That's just so hurtful.
Not. You.
I'm sorry. This P line of mine that has
she, she's so wiggly and I don't know how to fucking like
describe how she behaves but she is not a good lap buddy.
Liquid. They behave like liquid liquid.
+5 Athletics +2. Ram her face into your face as
hard as she can with enough force to knock your headphones
off. Guidance.
I'm. Just love right there.
Already rolling the 108 D 10. Roll D4.
Let's go baby. So I got a 21 of my performance.
180. Two, let's go.
What was the what was the performance?
Sorry. 21. You're able able to jump
straight up and you do that kind of cartoon like where your heads
facing straight up as you jump and then you just turn in the
air and you're and you your hands are out in like a perfect
triangle in front of you and you force the liquid, you know, away
as you swim deeper into it. There's probably enough that
will submerge you, but you land at the bottom very quickly and
probably take like just another. We'll just, we'll just roll this
one just for. Fun.
That's fine. I know.
I mean, they're going to die here or I'm not.
B. 12 bludgeoning. Oh wow, your luck is luck is in
your favor. You got a got A1 bludgeoning,
but then as you're sitting or swimming rather into the and
trying to hold yourself submerged and kind of move
around in the boiling molten metal, you take 633 fire damage
and everyone just hears the burbling screams of Franklin
from above. So that number will be reduced
by my Ring of Fire resistance to how much did you say?
633 OH. God X.
Plus 1X30. 3 plus one, sure, but I can't reduce that.
Yep, divided by two from the Ring of Fire resistance is 3/16.
I have a brick of hot fire resistance which specifically
says stacks with other sources of fire resistance.
So that's going to be divided by two.
And then I just borrowed one from Ezra, so it's going to be
divided by two again. So I'm going to take 79 points
of damage. Yep.
Oh damn. Wait, wait, wait.
It went from 600 to 72. Damn straight.
Cause Ezra's is best of friends. Plan wait was.
Was there? 3 bricks.
Three, yeah. I'm just making sure that math
is math in right? Yeah, do math.
I have a Ring of Fire resistance which halves it and then two
Hellfire bricks, one for me, one Ezra 'cause I have one myself.
Gotcha. And each one specifically says
it stacks. Yeah, yeah, the.
Third one was needed. Yep.
As soon as I read that that it stacks with other sources, I was
like Oh my God, I'm going to turn into a fireball.
There was a fireball. So I do a fireball.
You got to figure that that that hell play has to be extremely
fire resistant so. Yeah.
So that's what I do for a second.
All the others do other stuff until they hear me screaming I.
Say yeah, I did Nancy and feel like Franklin.
Is it tingly? I continue screaming.
So. We want to go check on them.
I think that was an agon agon question to everyone else, but.
And then yeah, yeah. Where is this just a normal did?
He do this? Did he do this after Ezra went
outside? I said, where is everybody?
Yeah, who's in the pocket, Rocket?
House is in the pocket, Rocket. Yeah, Charles was behind the bar
after having, you know, gotten the helm of teleportation, got
into the pocket rocket. He needed a drink.
And he also proceeded to start storing spells in his book.
That's right. And you were going to go off to
sleep, but you were kind of waiting to see what transpired
with the chest, which Franklin promptly sat down after having
helped Agonon and Ezra carry it in, in front of the bar that
you're standing behind. And yeah, that Franklin went up.
Stairs, up the elevator, whatever.
And yeah, you guys are standing with the chest of desire with
your plans to move forward. Mommy, I, I have you sitting
down at the table. So I'm not sure if you were
actually down there. I'm trying to vaguely remember,
but you, I know you guys all came into the pocket rocket more
or less at the same time after defeating the mummy board.
Yeah, I remember. The mummy and sitting down it
sounds right. That's probably that you
probably sat down with some food from the goblins that they would
have given you. Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds right. That sounds character.
After asking asking what are some of these dead corpses in
our freaking place? So I'm thinking we should get a
a cleaning orb. What's all the dead bodies doing
in the place? That's what happens when you
leave Ezra and Franklin unsupervised.
It's called life. You know something?
Has to keep this place. Running.
So I'm going. To go check on Franklin.
Begins to play for Ezra. Yep.
Yeah, I imagine Mama is just sitting there eating, hearing
Franklin screams in the background and just like, looks
up for a second, shakes their head and just goes back to
eating. Yeah.
Agonize kind of looking around a little confused and casually
starts to walk towards the stairs.
I wouldn't. I won't stop you either.
OK, he's he's just going to saunter up in the direction that
Franklin wins you. Go.
You go to the other cart that seems to clack along a track
that looks like a ladder of sorts, but it's been rigged up
that these these carts, it's kind of like mining carts will
ride along the side of them in an elevator form and take you up
to a tertiary level before you or a secondary level that's
above you. And you see a bunch of goblins
that are going about their day and you hear Franklin screams
coming from a tunnel off to the side built into the Cliff face
that that the that they seem to have worked on making.
I'm guessing this is neatly folded on the ground.
Agonist sees the goblins not really reacting I'm guessing.
No, they seem to be going about their day like whatever.
Like this again? These goblins, what kind of
lives have they LED? So he he's walking.
They were slaves to the God of greed, so you know, or God
quotation marks of greed. And then Franklin brought them
here. They're ours now.
Now they're yeah. So now they're Yeah.
No, things didn't get better. Hey, they did.
They have. Homes now they are free to do
whatever they want in here. We've killed none.
Of them. I've stepped the ones we've
tried. Yeah, the the Ezra has tried to
kill some of them. We've stopped that.
We did kill some of them early on.
We allow some of them to leave occasionally when we get to
shops and we will release them up top.
That feels like a great alternative to eternity in Hell,
personally. OK.
So what I'm imagining is. Oompa Loompas at our Chocolate
Factory. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, right from the theme song, No.
It's alright. Go ahead.
So. Imagine when someone is walking
and they can't believe no one has stopped them yet or said
anything. Maybe like a kid fleeing a
cookie jar or someone trying to sneak into some place and
they're walking around looking confused.
Like looking over one shoulder and the other, huh?
Am I getting away with this right now?
Yeah, yeah. But replace surprise with
confusion and he's just kind of very slowly walking down,
wondering why no one else is reacting to the situation.
OK, where can I stop? Where's the edge of the pit?
It's not a it's not a pit. It's you're inside of the Cliff
face. Like if you imagine kind of like
a beehive situation. That's what each one of these
sections of this chamber are. And then the where you're at is
like inset in one of those faces and like walking through a a
space that's been carved out of of that beehive, you know?
Isn't that like the thing Franklin jumped into?
Where is the edge? Oh, oh, I don't know how far I
can walk, sorry. Where he's, where he's at, it's
got to have been, it's got to have been at least like a 10
foot, you know, like section of space, like right where you're
at. Yep.
So that he could submerge himself fully, right?
So Agonon has his his hands clasped behind his back and he's
kind of like leaning over into the pit.
Yoohoo you, are you still there? After 36 seconds of screaming,
emerging from the pool isn't entirely at hopefully entirely
covered in adamantine Franklin turtle.
Oh dear, you can rope for it. It could just come off, it could
just dry. Just like drop off with.
Water, right? It doesn't have to choose.
Bones. That was what the performance
role was for, to be fair in my opinion, because we'd, we'd,
we'd talked about this before, but we did not talk about that.
But I I I accepted that that 21. Performance role.
The performance was whether he could actually, like, get into
the the stuff, not whether it adhered to the surface of his
bones. True.
I don't. I don't even know.
I mean you'd want like corroded
bones, right? Like insect eaten.
Lots of lots of pores. Insects.
Aren't going to eat your bones, but you do want like a chemical
adhesion between the adamantium and your bone.
I mean the texture. Surface all plated bones.
Close my eyes and and and and intend and.
I use the power of intent. Just believe.
Or like there's no, there's no particular property associate.
I feel like it's just like roll AD 20.
Like did it work? I.
Mean outside of taking 700 points of fire damage.
Yeah, that's where I was at on the situation too.
Plus this was very premeditated, I mean.
This was not takes a step back to let Franklin out.
Yeah, so. Most people settle for a tooth
or two, but I see you, you, you don't do anything halfway.
No, you only live once. That's not true.
You actually live at least twice, huh?
Do you know? Yeah, if you make a deal with a
demon. OK.
And then I skip off. Playing playing like you sound
like mellow Mario now. And each skip you only lift like
a couple inches off the ground. Wow, you're so heavy now.
I'm well, you can wear adamantine plate, but I'll let
the group slash God decide what that God decide, I don't know.
I'm a little less confused. Agonon follows.
I feel like like this could be a new thing, like you could roll
up into a ball and I could throw you at people.
Yes, put me on. Put me on a chain.
Here's the thing. I have an aura ability.
If you put me on a chain and just whip me around, I hit more
things with my aura. I mean, I have lots of rope.
We could make this out or no I. Have all that I could use you as
a weapon now. Yeah, yeah.
Just. Screw.
Some spikes onto my back onto my shell.
Yes. So you're now made of metal.
Could we attach like fiery explosive stuff to you and just
let you skip into like the middle of a place and you're
just like, hi, guys. And then you explode and
everything around these dead and you're just like, wow, it's
cool. And you skip out of there. 5%
plus with these three air resistance things we, we can
easily do that. I I'm assuming this just gives
you the adamantine effect of your immunocrits?
Yep. Yeah, OK.
Pretty much other than the armor abilities of Adamantine itself.
And you were the real, the real plan here, I mean.
Candidly, I'm trying to coat myself and in a substance to
help negate the incredible vulnerability do I have.
I have to holy water. Yeah.
So this was the compromise. I take a massive amount of
damage if I got splashed with holy water, but no longer right.
It's ineffective against metal. Well, the metal acts as a
condom. Right.
Did we? Did we say that we were that I
had to roll on the madness table for this or was that just for
the? Does this mean you don't have
the? Molten.
At all so that. Seems like a very mad thing to
do. Yeah, I forgot about that.
It's a good reminder. Does this mean he's extra
susceptible to like, lightning? Do you like Pokémon?
Rules apply here. Probably like shock.
Does shock? Does this mean?
Like I have no problem taking
like some sort of like vulnerability as well.
Like if we want to even this out somehow, I just really like the
idea of a a metal skeleton running around.
Metal turtle skeleton. Metatortal skeleton, yeah.
But not your shell, right? You took your shell off before
you jumped in. Nope, the shell.
Take your shell off. Made out of ribs.
Yeah, yeah. Google, Google.
I had to do it. You should do it.
I had to Google turtle skeletons do it.
Yep, their shell is a part of their skeletal structure.
He just said that he strips before he jumped in.
I don't understand what he would have taken off.
OK, OK, his. Little Boy Scout.
Yeah, I'm wearing, I'm wearing a Boy Scout uniform.
A very tattered one, I guess. Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen some shit. Hey, so Chris.
You see this merit badge? I did some shit for this merit
badge. Oh yeah, you, you, you would see
then just hanging on, I guess the molten form of what I sit
and chat there, coming out of the edge of the pit that he
jumped into, of molten metal dripping and slowly adhering to
himself. Well, the the metal is adhering
to him and yeah, that's what you see.
I don't know. If, well, let me just decide.
Where is it? What chat?
General chat. Yep.
Well, yeah. If you want to make me
susceptible to lightning, I will accept that too.
Oh God. Yeah.
So actually instead of following Agonon's probably just like
opening and closing his mouth like fish mouth in it as.
Franklin walks by. I don't why.
And then after the area is empty, Agon, I'm just going to
take a second. Just to just.
To kind of to process the situation before he then follows
and Franklin's long out of sight.
I rejoined the group as if nothing happened.
Hey, guys. So is wait, is Franklin like
shiny Now? I'm sure we noticed that he's
he's different, but is he like, is it dull?
Is he shiny? Is he like?
I wouldn't say that it's super shiny, but you can definitely
tell that, you know, his bones are more metallic there.
There is. There's a clear increase in I'll
get you down there. Don't worry.
There's a clear increase in his reflectivity.
Oh, stop, stop. I'll get you down there.
I promise. There you go.
Yeah. So there's a clear increase in
his. Yeah, reflectivity.
But I wouldn't say that it's mere risk.
It was. It's much more of like a
probably, probably just like that dull finish you see, like.
Like your refrigerator? Like a matte finish.
There we go. Like.
A powder coat. No, no, not quite like a powder
coat, like a matte finish. This is a little bit.
Is that like a little bit of difference?
And I got to go for that pun exactly.
'Cause I'm fire tonight, ladies and gentlemen, OK?
And I'm sure we can hear him as he walks right, 'cause now I'm
sure it. Sounds.
Like he's wearing fancy shoes and he's clicking and clacking
everywhere. Yeah, he'd probably have
disadvantage on your. No more stuff.
Yeah, thought unless they get the boots of Elvikai, cancel
that baby out. Uncommon on a tune.
We got tons of money. Sort of start throwing money
around. Hey, guys.
Feel like mama's going to look up and just shake their head
again. Go back to eating the food.
The elevator car for chunks and before you say that and
everybody looks at you ready to I don't, I don't know what it
was only like a minute that you were in there.
So probably like 2 minutes that you're, you know, up there and
then back down. I don't know if Ezra or Faust
are doing anything. I know, still smoking.
Oh, Ezra's outside. I was just going to.
We're going to use that chest and I'm going to take a nap.
Yeah. Oh, so you're just going to
straight up. Well, so it sounds like Ezra
went outside with. He has to.
He must learn the art of door smashing.
And and then Faust is at the chest while Mama is eating so.
I thought Faust gave him a sex Ed her door smashing.
He did. That's right.
So what is this part? That's your.
Chloe goes where? Kitten, it's getting so dark,
guys. We got a bunch of money, guys.
We want my total. Was 7803 gold for what I wanted?
Man, you are an easy girl to please.
Imagine what we could Paul Franklin for now.
He's worth so much. But then, yeah, we tried to sell
a person like we didn't work. Really, really want to.
I could go for the big expensive version of the.
Like. Yeah, the the.
The. Version.
Well, so we have as a group because we totaled it pregame
about 750 grand worth of items and cash and gems to sell and
including there. The two, yeah, the two Webbagex
is just one of the cleaving it those are leaving your guys's
inventory if this is if you're using that.
It's the Thanksgiving one shot reward if you.
Played that. No, you should not get rid of
that. And it's I.
It's a throwback. Yeah, to oblivion my friend.
Oh yeah, the remastered, yeah, but if we sell one, they're
worth 250 grand, so I'm going to sell mine.
Man. That is not advised, but OK.
Why? What does that do?
What do you know? Tell me, what do you know?
Back to eating. And that's like doing cool
things. I mean, it does cool things, but
now I'm very concerned. Emily knows things, but Agonon
does not know things. So Agonon cannot tell you shit,
Yeah. OK, Yeah, I.
Didn't have one. That's not one of the sessions I
played. I think I have a spoon or a
fork, but I don't think I was there for the lava Jack.
Yeah, it was this this last year's Thanksgiving session.
Yeah, they're just are very few in existence and so yeah,
anyway. There's a few of them in
existence. Just listen to your heart.
Do whatever your heart tells you.
My heart says conquest. So Ezra, I believe you said you
went outside of the pocket rocket to hang out with.
He did. OK.
So I'm just going to let this transpire very quickly while you
guys are trying to decide what's happening with the chest.
It sounds like there's three of you that are doing doing
something with the chest right now.
I'm very concerned about what this thing is and why we should
keep it. I can leave you.
Under that and go back outside of the pocket rock.
I go, I go up to Faust and I hold out the Wabajack staff to
him and I say, could you do Legend Lore?
Thanks. I.
Have used all of my spell slots. Wait no, I do have some stored
fine. I'll use legend lore.
Hooray. I will use legend lore on the
item. Now I have to go to that item
one second. Now I have less.
Stored spell slots and that makes me sad.
I'm sorry but this may be this may defy if you get your items
or not. I just wanted 8000 like not even
8000 worth of items. Like I have.
Nothing but a book. I have nothing but a book, I
just want some decent items. Yeah, we'll get you some, but if
we could get you better items. Here.
Yeah, all right, Yeah, I spent 5 spoiled slots from my book to
cast Legend lore on the Wabba Jack.
Wabba, you know immediately that this particular item was created
from madness. Not just chaos, but from the God
of madness themselves and the trees that they they grow in
their Grove. Who is this person so granddad
can meet them? Exactly what I was thinking.
Their names. Their name seems to like appear
in front of you, but it's pretty much unpronounceable.
It just looks like a bunch of letters and and and so
consonants and vowels that almost seem to be in in in
incomprehensible. Like it just seems like is their
name. OK, OK, Johnny from the Wild
Thornberry as well pronouncing this.
What? Is that all I learned?
Oh that they create these off of those trees in their fruit when
when while pruning their fruit trees that that that are also of
madness in in their insane gardens.
And generally they will schluff these off onto the mortal realms
just to see what happens. That staff know further that I
can throw it. So we get rid of it.
It is not mine to decide, but I for one do not like putting my
fate in the hands of an entity that such as the one that
created this. I agree with you so I will
donate mine unless anyone else present wants to speak up.
No, OK, I. Mean.
I'm not there, Agonon, is that right?
Yeah, we'll use the fuck out of his now that he knows he has
one. Now that I know he has.
One, I thought you were inside the pocket rocket.
Yes, Agonon is, but I am not. Agonon does not have the
knowledge that I have. Oh oh.
I haven't been to a eurythmic yet.
She. Hasn't played her character,
hasn't played Oblivion. Yeah.
Oh, I played Oblivion but I don't remember.
Fuck. Oh yeah.
It turns people into random bullshit.
I definitely play. Yeah, that's what the thing
says. There seems to be like a secret
power or something that I don't know if people were afraid of or
they said not to get rid of it. Me baited or mabe sorry?
Wait, but I thought the Thanksgiving item was a spork.
Is does the wabajack take the form of a spork?
Yes. OK, making sure I'm thinking of
the same. Thing.
Dang it then that changes everything.
Now I know what we're dealing with.
Shit. Well, that reduces the amount of
money we have by a lot. Oh, you don't want to.
You don't want to sell one of the items of transcendence.
No, no I do not. But if you but you have two of
them and they're worth 511,000 gold.
They are and I got very excited. Shit.
Then our number changes. The original amount was 300 or
3805 gold intermixed between platinum and gold, but it was
that was the gold value of the total.
Right. Plus the amount that Ash had.
Yep, OK. So she had basically 208,000 but
that's up to her if she wants to share.
He is outside the pocket rocket currently, but that is something
you could converse with her about.
Yeah, well. We split up the the 3800 between
everyone and then we'll have to chat with her when she gets in
because she's doing her camel thing and she'll be in shortly.
Goodbye illuges bracers, you magnificent bastards.
There was also the cloak of displacement you were adding
into that, that or where you're not there either.
As for now, there were some other items you were thinking
about adding. Or is there other things that
you wanted to try and? Yeah.
So go ahead. Oh, Ezra's still on his, his
plan. He's like, he doesn't know what
this is. He's selling his.
Oh, OK, that would put it up to 253, but you're not.
And then he's going to give the rest to freaking anything, any
money he has left, he's just giving it to the freaking Mama
Ash. She will definitely take it.
Well, you're, you're, you're teaching him a valuable lesson
of life along with Bob. Yes, I would say while they're
and they're conversing about what to get out of the chest,
I'm going to guess Ezra's out here asking these questions and.
Tremendously also going and and Faust said this and he said
this. Be like those are all
technically accurate. He he gave you the correct
terminology for all of this. But in the event of smashing in
the Queen's door, you're going to want to aim for her clitoris
castle. So we're going to be inside the
Clitoris castle and down in her nuthers.
You're going to look for her Clitoris castle and you're going
to make sure she likes it. How do I know if she like it?
You'll know. I think that's her.
That's her. Advice you will be able to tell.
Hopefully she will say I'll stop if you're doing it wrong.
The area gets flushed. I also feel like Bob would be
putting in his two cents and it would be raunchy but also
poetic. He would probably be along the
lines of well, I understand what you're trying to say.
I think you want to. You want to caress this clitoris
castle. You don't want to just smash it.
Repeatedly one must besiege the. And then?
Ask for. It.
And then and and then request that the the dams will be
released. It's.
The worst floor? Oh, Ezra Key.
OK, so before Ezra smashed the door.
Ezra asked if she want door smash she say yes.
Ezra then makes sure she feel good while Ezra smash door.
When door is smashed, we get the trip to Mama Ash's home.
So what happens if I take this circlet off and put it on Ezra's
head? Would it be a TuneIn time I?
Don't what? Activity I could.
Do is not. Big Long.
Yeah, does it. And then maybe, well, maybe do
it. You would realize probably that
it, you know, like it would take a while.
So maybe you do it while he's asleep.
Or like, put the circlet on his head while he's taking a nap.
Yeah, 'cause this is that's. A temporary solution to my plan
of casting Awaken on this fool. OK, so let's say I do want to
try this. I would want to transfer this to
his head while he was taking a long rest, I guess, so that he
could wake up and hopefully be attuned to it.
Maybe it'd be a little bit. Maybe it'd be a little bit more
delicate with this door smashing.
All right. 'Cause it gonna be like, yes,
you want to ask her if that's what she wants to do.
But I mean, some, some, some demon Queens don't want you to
be as blunt as that is. Some of them want to be
finessed. Does he want that word mean
this? Entire plane of existence that
has finesse. Finesse.
Or is that like when I is that like when I pull bow and make
it? There we go.
It has been nothing but innuendo.
Except for that. One except for that one time
where it was in your endo but. I'm sorry, was that a dad drug
somebody just. Read.
You're welcome to the new. Window.
So yeah, you that that's all happening outside of the pocket
rocket, I'm guessing. I'm just I'm curious.
What that thing's going to do? Hold on.
I'm going to look that up. I can't spell today.
That right? Let me see.
Hold on. You guys are conversing inside
of the pocket rocket. I'm get still trying to think
like, well, there's other people that have these things that we
could probably contribute to the chest and these are the tally
that we have. That's what you're probably
talking about. I would, I would guess that you
tried to call everybody back in to.
I don't know how who goes out to do such but.
Holy shit. Sure, Christmas time, step
outside and grab them. Be like, hey guys, got a second.
We got a chat about this chess thing.
So Ezra went from negative riz to like.
No, it's a. Is that the broken item?
He he has a he has a + 12 Now to deception.
That's a broken item. He has a + 15 to freaking to
Persuasion, no +7 and +7 to performance and persuasion.
He has a + 12 to sleight a hand now.
Yeah, that's the broken. Item.
You can let him. Back he can rizz.
He just wakes up and he is just so ready for this door smashing
and for some reason is incredibly eloquent about it.
Anyways, so you guys are you Franklin, go outside and you see
the desert surrounding you and the Hamill.
Bob first thing first, with probably Ezra and Ash nearly
breaking his back. I guess at this point, riding
while they're going through the desert.
Bob Strong, he got this. We're going to chat real quick
about some item stuff. Do you want to strap the pocket
rocket to your camel Bob and then we can hop inside for a
minute? Yeah, I can do that.
And I turn to Bob and I kind of place the like, hold out the
pocket rocket to him. And I'm like, hey, you want to
hold on to this while we do some, I guess, discussion about
shopping? Oh, I Mistress, I know exactly
where to put this. This needs to be a safe place
that we can easily retrieve, that we can easily retrieve.
I I've got you covered. Alright, I'm.
Going to walk into there. Yeah, I'm going to handle it in
hand it to Bob and then pop back inside the pocket.
Bucket. OK, I poof in as well.
We're going to poof out of this thing's butt.
Wait, did anybody grab Ezra because he doesn't have a
torque? Yeah, we'll grab you.
I'll grab you. You don't need a torque, bro.
We do none of us had torques on, but I I give him one of my
necklace, the poop symbols. That's right, you don't know how
to use it. Shit.
That was why you didn't take it the first time.
That's. Why I thought it was a jalapeno
popper. The jalapeno poppers were the
good berries that I used at the start.
The keys for the pocket rocket are poop symbols for the butt
plug, Right? That's what I thought, but.
I mean, you can technically use a rock as that.
Yeah, just going to be a little jazzy and you know, some people
are into that, so. Anyway, we go meet inside and we
discuss, you know, all the things that we had discussed.
So we got this chess desire water.
If anyone's got the items that they want to either trade out
for or trade in for or what? I've got a few things I can.
Give up, but I'm going to keep the spork now because reasons.
Wait the. Spork of Madness.
Is is the one? Is the one goblin steel nearby?
The guy shoved in a box last time.
Yes, yes, he's probably I. Already asked God about if we
killed him and shoved his body in there.
It's not worth much. Goblin souls aren't expensive.
Yeah, he's probably hiding somewhere.
I can find I can find the goblin.
I put him in the box again. I don't think it's going to work
bro. We're going to waste another
hour and a half. I got a stick.
Dick somewhere?
Flat out rejected last time. Yeah, and then we kept trying it
like 30 times. You.
Know what I'm not going to. Work man between him.
Not going to. Not going to work anyway.
Does anyone have money or gold that they want to put into the
pot for everyone? Negatory.
Yeah. I can share some of my gold.
When you say for everyone, what are we getting out of this?
Well, I mean, we have to discuss that as a group, right?
We could either split it up amongst ourselves and each get
our own items. We could give you a portion out
to do upgrades to the ship or I mean the pocket rocket so we
could buy other group items like the we already got the Helba
telepathy or teleport. So I mean that's it is up for
discussion. I'm not trying to say or do
anything. I'm just saying we have this
sweet new item. We have a bunch of items we
don't need and money. We should do something.
I do have a lot of money and I mention the amount of money I
have and I start pulling out the gems and I'm like we could also
spend these cause they've just been sitting in my bag.
I have got, he's got a stick. I've got you've got this.
Copper. You do.
I do, yeah. Nice, I've got a staff of
swarming insects and a Sentinel shield that I would give up.
A Sentinel shield? Have you ever made use of that?
Yeah, I wear it all the time. It's a + 2 shield to give me
advantage on in in Michigan. I was going to give it to my
Fred Roarl but figure if maybe we need it more here.
Yeah, we might. Agganon.
Would they pick up items? But I have to be completely
honest with house closing I've been so busy and didn't even see
this chat so I have not picked anything out.
So what we need to have to tell if we're here and now, we need
something else to help us get through this level of health or
break the seal of this level of health.
I think we have that we have the key to the let me hold up the
other photo that we have of like the the chastity belt, pretty
sure this is the door and we have a key for it that looks
like penis of. Course.
So we're on our way to go unlock it and go to level 1.
We could probably do that today if we can.
Get this going. So again, does anyone have
anything that they would want to throw at you Have this stick?
Oh, you're talking about the Wobba Jack stick?
I thought you just picked up a fucking stick.
Oh, he thinks it's a. Like he's got a stick.
That's a great stick there, Ezra.
Jesus Christ, can't believe this guy.
This thing's worth like. Copper, it's so pretty.
I have 80 lbs of copper cable. Oh.
You broke that from a house. No, from a different level of
hell. That's a good bit good chunk
probably. It's moving from level.
Of gold to. Level of hell dripping.
Wire and pipe. If you add.
Wherever we can get the currency, that's where we're
getting at. If you wanna add I.
Don't know what the going. Rate is in in hell for copper,
but it's going really good up here if.
You wanna add this to the description?
It's 36,381 gold worth. Wait for the copper.
Copper. Yeah, have you seen the price of
fucking copper? Exactly.
That's shitty, no? I haven't.
Yes, yes, Carrie, it's been useful.
So yeah, totally. All 80 lbs of copper can totally
get thrown in. OK, how many, how much of your
wealth would you like to throw in?
Ash, We're not trying to pressure you to put it all in,
'cause you're a rich mom and you deserve to stay a rich Mama.
What if I dump in all of the jewels for now?
What? Was that price again?
So. Yeah, I, I, I didn't write it
down. I've seen it in chat but.
It was like 211,000. Let me write it down, I'm doing
math. Yeah, 200.
Two 3 + 300 + 4000 + 5000 what +500?
+1. 1000 I'm sorry I'm speaking out loud.
That's fine. So.
With the copper. Cable with the copper cable,
with all of the diamonds, with the staff of insects, and with
the Sentinel shield, which is uncommon, so it's probably not
worth much. 908 is what I came up with for that.
Right, 257,589 So we can either divide that up into six, we
could and then everyone buy go ahead.
Did you add the stick that Ezra around there?
Oh yeah. 252 fifty yeah 250 three 25385 nines and 2:54 I.
Want to buy Ezra? Stick off of Ezra I because I
don't have a spork. I could happen just.
Purchase things between one another.
You see you see a giant spork shaped stick that Ezra is
holding. Yeah, I'm really.
Hey, Ezra. Hey, Ezra.
I really like that stick. How would you think?
How would you feel about maybe letting me have the stick and
I'll give you this copper. Oh.
You're just prettier than mine. I give you a stick.
Yes, All right. Nice.
I. Would be willing to contribute
22 gold to my name. But I don't.
Think that's going to? Do much.
I'll add it in. All right.
Are we removing the copper now? I don't know.
Ezra, are you throwing that still into the chest?
Yep. OK.
Then no. So then we are sitting at
257,574. We can either split this six
ways. We could split this seven ways
and include the base is one part.
We could spend all of it on the base.
We could. How can we spend it on the base?
What can we do for the base with this money?
We could get it, upgrade it to somehow like get a Cape of like
a either a broom of flying ability or a or a carpet of
flying so that. Carpet of flying we.
Can be inside and we. We inside and.
Yeah. I mean, if we want to, if we, if
we want to make it like, yeah, if we want to theme it that way.
But if we get it a carpet of flying, then we can use it for
more things than just moving the pocket rocket around.
So I get like attaching the pocket rocket to the flying
object and telling it to go. And, you know, we've essentially
teleport at that point. But the carpet of flying has
multiple uses, not just for moving the pocket rocket versus
like giving it wings. I also do want to make it clear
I am keeping the spork right? So I traded Ezra Copper foot.
Spork. Yeah, I.
Remember. That.
Remaining in regulatory. OK.
I really like that black Lotus you got there.
Would you like this oil island I have?
That's exactly what. Just happened.
Took me a decade, I get it in. All I mean, in all honesty, I
mean she's not she, she's dealing with someone with not a
full deck of cards. Yeah.
No. So how much would a flying
carpet cost? Booster packed.
Ever get black Lotus? I, I don't want to talk about
Black Lotus. I don't want after I found out
how much they, how much money those things came up to that's.
Very rare. How much would a flying carpet
cost? It is very rare.
Very rare. Very rare.
We have 257,000. We can likely afford it, yeah.
Let me let me just roll here 1/2.
I don't have a lot of other base upgrade options except for like
common stuff that can like clean.
We could get like a cleaning bot. 22,472.
Easy. OK, so we could buy.
So we've already bought the helm of or helm of teleportation, so
that needs to be deducted. No, that was already deducted
from the original price. Don't even worry about that.
OK. OK.
SO22K for flying carpet. Carpet.
Is that something that the group thinks we should get?
We need a second if we can teleport, why do we need a
flying carpet? Cause teleports bring you to
within a day's travel, a flying carpet we can get on and fly.
Yeah, so we can teleport and then use the flying carpet.
Yeah, think about like a plane ride and then like a bus ride to
where you're going. And I shake my head.
You guys wouldn't get that. Think about it like a like a
boat trip across the ocean and then like a cart that you'd get
on to get to your final destination.
OK, two chef, I'm sold. All right, so that is 22 K for
flying carpet. We can choose their size.
Smaller the faster. The larger, the slower we have
the pocket rocket size. And we needed to just hold the
pocket rocket and one person, I mean.
Practically just the pocket rocket, but it would be good if
it could hold at least one of us.
Yeah, the low, the smallest one can hold 200 lbs.
Perfect. That's good.
So we'll get one of those. Is there anything else we can
think of that we want for the base?
An orb of cleaning. An orb of cleaning.
I am about that idea. Yeah, I mean, that isn't a good
idea 'cause apparently it's getting dirty in here.
It's fairly clean. It's just a.
Pocket dimension made with magic, right?
Every time. Is there?
Someone's a unseen servant. It sets it.
To cleaning, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, Mommy is not a clean
freak. But like when things start to
smell bad, that's offensive. But also you do as mommy have a
clean cleaning skill. Oh well, do.
You remember? Yeah, someone else.
Needs to clean, not me. I, I know I was just, it was
just, it was just relative to your personality.
I figured. All right.
So how do we, how do we want to split this the remainder up?
Do we want to continue buying things for the base?
If so, we need ideas. Otherwise, we're going to sit
here for the next hour. I say divvy it up for now and
then if we think of something else that we want for the base,
then we can purchase it later because we have the chest.
Yeah, we can all chip in. I don't think I'll be able to
buy everything I want right now. So I'll buy a few things and
I'll have a bunch of extra cash all.
Right, so. Stock.
It's like a vending machine, right?
You can just stock it full of money and like come back and get
things as we need. Right.
Yeah. So 235,552 I'm going to do
divided by 6. That's typically our Max number
of standard players. What was the number again, 230?
This is post The Flying Carpet, 230-5552. 552 OK.
Who that gives? Going going up and getting the
carpet though. I guess I will if no one else
wants to. OK.
I go up and I put the items we have in the chest and ask for
equivalent amount of gold and then take that equivalent amount
of gold if we get it. And then you ask for corporate.
You put the things in there, Nothing seems to happen.
If you your hand is still on the chest, you feel a sense of close
me and assume you close it and open it again to see that those
items have disappeared into the appropriate monetary value
value. Wow, take out the equivalent,
the everything except for the 22,000 for the thing.
And then I close it again and I say, I think of like a magic
carpet esque thing that's more thematic than just like a, you
know, Arabian Nights magic carpet.
And I close it, and I open it again.
Open the chest on to what looks like a sheet of stars almost the
size of A. Piece of paper.
Display it for everyone. And as you kind of hold it up
and it wiggles it, it, it kind of gives off this sense as if
there is a reflectance to it, almost as if like the The thing
is looking at it can't quite see it.
So it's got a bit of a masking quality to it as well.
Fuck yeah. Good score, guys.
I place it down. I am safe.
Then if we're all agreed, I split up the remaining gold.
Don't spend it all at once because we might need other
shit. Everyone gets 9258 gold's worth
of stuff. OK, make sure to add that say
it. Again, 9000.
Yeah, say that number one more time. 939 Oh God.
Wait. I thought you said 9000.
No, because it's 2:00. Because we had the 235,000 total
divided by 6. Yeah, OK.
It's 39,000 258. Sweet.
And before I sit down and let other people do their stuff, I
will place in an equivalent amount of gold as well as my
Hellfire. My Hellfire Breck.
I give the other one back to Ezra.
As I promised, I close it and I wish for a blood long spear.
OK, did I give you a value on that?
I forget. 511 gold. For the sphere, but then the
brick sphere. Oh right.
So you put in the brick and and money and money, OK.
Yeah, and there's like a a bunch of money and see what comes out
10 grand. Oh, OK.
That is equivalent enough. You open, you put in the the
brick and you pull and the money at 10 grand and you open and you
open. I'm getting getting some
feedback from you, Ezra. You open the chest, open the
chest and still getting feedback.
Still getting feedback. Rick.
Rick.
Rick EE. All right, all right, I'm I'm
muted. I'm muted you and stick it out
the next listing next for a second, but you open the chest
and inside is a red. But what's happened?
Have the qualities that you do? Mute Rick for a little while.
I'll mute him but seems OK now. How do I mute him?
You. Said like like goodbye.
We'll figure out figure out if he ever figures it out.
Stupid place. Aha, I figured out how to serve
a mutant. That should help anyways.
So yes there is a blood red sphere spear that meets your
seems to meet your qualifications as well as you
said 10,000 so there is still math 10 12343840 come on no
enter 5616 gold left. I close it again and I asked for
a glamour weave cloak and a dread helm which are common
items. Non, they don't do anything
besides look cool. OK, right.
And then that'll be it. And then I'll go sit down and
play with my new toys while everyone else does their thing.
-115 oh shit 3. Price on a spell gem.
It's rare. Could I get a price check on the
he's? Back.
The olden days that would leave you with 500 or 5361 gold there,
Franklin, what was. 5361. Yep, soul gem did I hear?
No, I'm sorry. They're never mind.
Don't worry about it. OK.
I misunderstood how they work. Actually learning how much money
we each have. I'm kind of stopping again.
No worries, sounds like some of y'all are just keeping the
money, taking the money and running.
Yeah, I should get better items. There's a certain bow that I'll
take. Sure.
Let's see here. Can I get a?
Price check on Bow of The Four Seasons.
It is a legendary artifact. I'm going to need this to be
said now from the from from now on in the I'm just kidding.
It's it's stuck in my head now. Bow of The Four Seasons.
Legendary. Yeah.
Oh, is it? Yeah, I think.
I think he's tap locking. Yeah.
So any anything very rare and and below is achievable.
If it's legendary, it is a one off.
It is a one off item so that that thing only exists once in
the world and it has to be it. It is generally if if it's one.
If it's a one off, then it is protected by magical means and
cannot be accessed by other than by a a quest to get there.
A good question. Like part of the job?
Agon's going to have to scroll Amazon for a little longer.
That's fine. I mean, I think we could just
say that like everyone acquires the things that they want.
So then next week we'll have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
think the. Ones that we want.
Keep thinking about it and. Then we can move on now.
What's going to happen is. So what?
What did I miss? You just missed the fact that
you have 39,258 gold. Yep, just to find everything is
real and. Everybody was re evaluating what
they could afford, but I think that would still put you within
reach of the Insignia clause for sure, obviously.
And the ring of psychic resistance as well as the
nether. I don't know how to say that.
Nether, Nether, Nether races, Nether races Nether Reese's.
Yeah, I condensed one down after I thought about it.
I condensed one down to the Insignia clause racers of the
fence and the belts of the belt for the Giants.
That's what I convinced myself down to.
I and the belts are out of your reach with only the 39,000.
What was the other one though? The bracers of the fence.
The ring and the belt, that was it.
That's all he wanted. Bracers of defense.
Yeah. You quoted me on 4901.
That makes sense. We got a, we got a ROM, Josh.
Now we need a full, full no shit quote please.
Thank you. I like for for whatever reason
too, you guys both sound like you're on one of those like
really crappy overcoms in a department store for some
reason, but I it's it's appreciative.
Honestly, it's kind of it kind of meets the standard SO49 or
I'm. Not using any headphones
tonight. No, it's no good.
It's no worries. It's shopping.
There, yeah, it's, it's meeting the requirement. 26 and 6 shit.
Sorry, that phrase, it's meeting the requirement.
Good enough? I can hear you.
It's. A serious chocolate. 4910 minus
9/1. Minus.
So not the ring of Nether Reese's I'm get is what I heard.
Or is that still part of it, that Ezra?
Think that was part of it. OK.
He wanted the defense bracers, the ring and the belt.
He's a. Fashionista.
That leaves him with 2020, 7501 but those all the other items
would be achievable, not the belts that those were both in
the 60s and 70 thousands. Yep.
OK. Does anyone else know what they
would like? Or should we do some quick long
rests and then? I have 4 things I want and I'll
be good. I'm getting the those original
three that I wanted, the draconic focus at Rare, the Cape
and the docents. And can I have the docents be
flavored as a gas mask? Absolutely.
You got all those prices. Did you want me to break it out
for you? Did you did you get that broke
down number? A dozen pair pad.
I got the prices here and it's that total is 7803 but the other
OK I'd like I want two things more if I can make them fit into
my price range that is. I want a cube of force and a
mimir. Cube.
They're both rare. Mimir Rare.
Let me see. Mimir.
I'm doing straight roles for these.
I have not looked at them. The first one is 1276, second
one is 4136. That all fits within my price
range. I'm just going to do some math
and I'll take care of my. I'll do my accounting.
OK. Appreciate you.
Mama, you got anything you want? This is.
Hard because Mama already has a pretty sweet bejeweled acts of
justice and so. If you didn't catch from the
past times, items can be modified inside of the chest
with increased capabilities. Well, I would.
Use those two gems I had and enhance them into my focus is
what I would do if that's how it works.
OK, definitely loud. Yeah, it's absolutely let me go
real quick to the gem to see what they what I did put in
there in the 1st place. I just wanted I did not get to
look at that. I've meant to, but yes.
So that might add a bit of a layer of complexity, but but
that is kind of what Franklin did by putting the brick in
there and money. Yep, OK.
I said I like this ability but I want it on my weapon so money
plus brick profit, not profit technically.
What was I looking for again? I was I.
Now have a floating skull that answers our questions.
We had Bob. Well, Mimir's better.
He's less dirty and knows more things.
Get him Bob, go and get. Can they combine?
Can Bob obsess Mimir? Mimir's not like it's it's
specifically described as a device.
It's not sentient. So you just created Google?
He created Alexa. Hey Alexa, can you play Audience
Hit the floor? Yeah.
I, I, you, you probably put two of them in there.
Two of them at. Do I still have that?
I do still have that. Two of them at that.
So that would get them, I mean two of them at slumbering I
think would get them at stirring the rare just just being as fair
as I possibly can here. And then are you putting more
money in to try and get them to? I put in the amount that you
gave. You told me it was worth which
is 3812. For the stirring.
Yeah, that was for stirring. So like how much would I need to
put in there to get more? Well awakened I put a 96,259.
The level I wanted to get to was the stirring.
Which you were at currently, which is the 2 orbs themselves
with no gold extra. Well.
I can just take the price off and get that back if I need to
significantly more. OK.
Wait, what weapon were you just asking for?
I got AI have a draconic focus. Yeah, OK, I just happen to be
reading about a Dragon's Wrath weapon and trying to figure out
how it moves up in wickedness. Which is something.
Is that what this does? It's sort of yes, yeah.
And the that is something that we've yet to fully determine
rules, rules wise amongst anyone, like how does it go up
in awakenedness? And this apparently is one way
that it can do so by just putting it in the chest and
putting an appropriate amount of monetary value.
So technically a legendary weapon could come out of the
chest that way. No, because there's not.
Upgraded enough and an item might become legendary in its
own right. Correct, but it would not.
Continue upgrading it. Josh.
That legendary item? Go ahead.
Right. If I sacrificed my belt of hill
giant at, what would be the difference between in monetary
value to get me to the rest of the way to the fire?
They're one tier step away from each other.
Yeah, let me see. I could walk 1000 miles.
Remember, we could fly, we could fly.
We could fly, We could fly. Lie like an eagle.
Because Ezra doesn't really care about gold or anything.
That's he, he, he, he figured out if he needs something, he
just go see Mama Ash. So he's.
She just pays for everything. He's like, she's fine with that.
In return, he kills Ezra. Just kills everything.
If Mama. Yeah, Well, if you die, they
die. OK.
It's Ash isn't built for combat but she has no qualm about
killing people. Mama Ash, she goes.
Hey, he needs to die, Ezra, OK? Perfect.
She gives him pets and treats. He's he's made in the shade.
Oh yeah, this works out. Ask and talk anybody into
anything and then whatever. She can't pop off.
She'll just ask you to pop off. Where?
Did it go now? Oh, here it is.
You're asking about, I mean either stone or frost, right?
I'm guessing the same deal. So frost, frost, stone and fire,
all the same fire. Is 2 more like 2?
You get 2 more strength. It is very rare, but you get two
more strength which would make it, you know, slightly more than
the stone or the frost, which I'm guessing you're trying to
just get it. Bump it up to stone or frost is
what you're trying to do. Well, if he's got the, if he's
got the money to because you said that the because he still
has like after paying for all that, he still got like 20,000
left. He was going to dump all of that
plus the belt in to get get it upgraded like I said.
I don't know if you you would be there though still because the
chest only threw out 3000 for the.
Hill Giant, which is what you have, right?
Yeah. Yeah, I have a hill.
Giant. Yeah.
Yeah, it only threw out 2121 hundred.
So that was that was that's that's what you would value wise
get for that. But you would you would need to
be getting up to like for the stone.
I think I have as 63,835. See.
The dice wills what the dice wants.
I'm sorry. Yeah, you said 6 belt of giant
strength, you said it's 63,835. Yeah I'm I'm literally rolling a
for the very rare is 100,000 sided die.
So how much more does Ezra need to make it make it the rest of
the way? A lot what?
What is that way? I I said like 2100.
Right doc how much your name? 60 No 63,835 is how much it
needs and the the the the. Fire one set The fire is 7076
thousand 618. Which is a step above the stone,
to be clear. He just he just he puppy dog
guys on my ass. So you need puppy dog guys.
61,735. Oh, nobody has.
That's how much she needs in gold.
Yeah, we'd all have to give him. But didn't she give up all of
her gems? She just has gold like cash.
Oh. Right, right, right, cash that
you gave me. To split it up, that's right,
because everybody's got that 39. Yep.
So did he add his 39 to increase the value or I mean upgrade the
belt? Yeah.
Oh, no. So if you're adding all 39 of
that, we're getting down to 39, 258 to 22,477 is how much more
you would need. How much more strength do you
get from this thing? You already have a melted
strength, right? I I go from a + 5 to a + 7.
Yeah, that's why it's so much more expensive.
His strength jumps tremendously. And you need how much more you
need 2000. 2020. Grand 22,400 and. 70 I need more
money. I heard there's a lot of cities
up at the up on the surface. We could borrow some.
Well, Ash is Ash is still considered a wealthy woman on
the surface, so she doesn't have any problems.
She's just going to walk over and she's like, you need you
need 20 Ki. Got that?
He he just looks at he looks up at you and gives you the big
doggy eyes. Yeah, she just comes over and
she just starts emptying the rest of the coins that he needs
into the chest. How much was it exactly?
You said it was 22 something. 22,477.
You've got a good Mama Ash there, my friend.
Yes, he does. Well she started with 8000 gold
coins and other forms of currency and then ended up with
like 49,000 after she got all of that back because she just gave
up her gems. So she's still, she's literally
still coming out on top all. Right, all right.
So I'm deleting the the hill giant and then do you want to
move? I don't know how to give the
staff to mommy. Oh, she, I I think Mommy,
you've, you've got that in your inventory now, right?
The Spork. I didn't add it as an item, I
just like put it in as a note. Oh, it should be in there.
I should add it as an item. That's me being lazy.
Yeah, 'cause I'm, I'm, I'm deleting mine.
I think the I think the easiest way is actually to look up
webejack and then change its name to Spork.
OK. Spork.
Yeah, I didn't realize it was the spork.
And I was like. No, that's a good memory on
whoever remembered that 'cause that's what I how I did skin it.
It is a staff size fork. Good job.
If you had a spoon and a fork, did we do a knife?
No, no knife yet. OK.
Wait, I thought Flammalton had a knife.
I thought Flammalton had a knife.
Flammalton has a fork and a bowl.
Mime. Mime has a spoon, right?
It's also like it's bigger and smaller and double S as a
shovel. Yep.
I thought the fork teleported you.
New. New.
New new new belt makes Ezra's ABS even more defined.
Wow. He's even more jacked.
Franklin He. Just starts collecting.
He contoured woke up early this morning.
You you get you get forehead ABS.
It looks like his brain is so strong, but it's not.
It's just like one of those AI images of those really tough
bodybuilders that have ABS everywhere.
Or performing strength brain. Functional strength.
I think that still leaves Ash to go to the chest she got.
Her belt, and at the moment she doesn't really need anything
else 'cause she got her circlet of wisdom at that store and only
just now remembered it. But I might try to print it out
for another item later that maybe isn't broken.
Sure, sure. So when Agonon did did Mommy?
Agonon's gonna take the weekend to to shop.
Yeah, 'cause I don't know, do I read this dagger or the the this
belt out loud to anyone? Because it's pretty.
I feel like it's kind of OP, but it's the Dragon's truth belt.
You get 8 Dragon's tooth daggers inside of a belt of returning
and each dagger does 1D8 damage including a Dragon's breath
lemon weapon, which you have to figure out which breath weapon
it is once you make contact with an attack by rolling AD 8, and
then that figured out what the dragon effect weapon you're
going to use and then you do another 2D8 of damage of that
effect. What rarity is this listed at I.
Don't know it is a homebrew item.
That's pretty sweet. What is this item like the
circle? The circle of Wisdom is just
ridiculous. It's just.
It's broken. It's not working function.
It's not working. Properly if you.
Read its description. It's just supposed to increase
your Wisdom and Charisma by two. Yeah, each.
Yeah. It's doing a bunch of other
stuff. I blame Craig.
If he wants us to be OK. Fuck it.
Yeah, and he does. As you guys are winding down, it
sounds like is everybody that wants to go to the chest have
gone to the chest. No, so mommy, the thinking about
it is right. Doesn't really care about gold
very much. Pretty content with everything
they have, but to think about it, you know, the the the
vicious hand axes could probably use an upgrade.
They they could be a little better.
So I walk over and I put yeah, just throw all right.
I gently I gently, as if if laying a newborn baby into the
into the chest, lay down the three hand axes and then dump in
I don't know how much gold, like 5010 thousand gold, and close
the to upgrade my things. Everyone got 30.
Oh yeah, that's how much it got. Yeah.
I have no idea how much an upgrade costs.
So something like 10, we'll say 10,000 gold.
And then I close the lid. Yeah.
That's what I did. Any desires behind that?
Like obviously. Just make them about 2020% more
awesome. They're 20%.
Oh, we need. God shakes his wrist.
It's a it's a quote, but yeah, I don't know.
From what? My little.
Pony. Oh shit.
Again, this can be a weekend or a next session to figure out
what that is, but if 10K is good to upgrade, then I will also
upgrade the Cloak of doing the sneak with 10K and then I'll
throw it. I don't know how you upgrade the
Bejeweled Grade Axis of Justice, but I'll also do a 10K to to
upgrade that too. Those are the three items I'd
like to upgrade. Or maybe I put all three of
those items and then all of my 39,400, whatever it was.
Just to see what happens with all of them.
Yeah, makes these better. Here's all my money.
OK, you open the chest, all of the money is gone, and the items
look more or less the same, but you you have a sense that
there's something about them. There it.
Is. Slightly more shiny, there's a
twinkle at the point of the axe. And there's a new gemstone at
the pommel or some shit. Big question mark.
It's blurry and kind of has a question mark on it.
TuneIn next time. With that, you guys would
probably wait, wait, wait, see if I can find this.
I knew I'd had one at one point. Here it is.
You would see a puff of purple smoke appear amongst the all of
you and then a Camel appear and Bob just like spit on the ground
and go. We got a problem.
Stop. I'm like, all right, I'm ready.
And I'm like, let's go outside and I pop myself outside of the
pocket rocket. I'll follow along, Wheeling my
spearhead. Probably just people we need to
make friends with, right? Friendship.
Someone should leash Ezra. That's so mean, he.
Doesn't ruin our friendship. Just until we know if they are.
Friends. Well, they said we have a
problem. Oh, that's true.
Doesn't even mean there's anyone out there.
So does that mean we don't leash Ezra?
No, of course not. I was never going to leash you.
That's terrible. I sit that, I hold Ezra's hand
and I say I will never cage anyone besides the things I've
already caged. And I look at the.
Automaton. Nothing living.
I look at the skeleton monster. Really living.
Living his best life. I'll never cage anything.
Living his best life. I look in the biosphere at all
the animals we've collected, and I'll take care of the things
that I you know what, never mind.
I walk away. Caged.
They're domesticated. Yeah, they're pet.
They're. Free roaming.
They're free roaming. Free range.
You guys, this is a good one. You guys poof out of the pocket
rocket with it on the ground next to you, and as the purple
smoke clears you see a set of pillars off to either side, a
total of 63 on each side with a flaming sigil on the ground.
Look at a house. What's this?
Should we teleport? Go.
We can see where we're going, right?
Anyway. Is there anything special or
more descriptive about? This is there anything?
Yeah, I'm sorry, Is there like I, I did not visualize well that
you described? Oh, sorry, let me.
Pillars and. Move the vision.
We're moving. Pillars and darkness.
Darkness. Darkness.
I can see my name. That's it.
Token, Token. Let's see the thing all.
Right. What the fuck is that?
I cannot see anything except black nothingness.
I think it's because I used that's on.
Darkness and delight. Well, let me try this one thing
too dynamic. Oh, I've got to turn this on.
Yeah, I got to turn daylight on. Blinded by the light.
Put on my helm and my cloak and I pick up my axe.
Oh, this is fun. Yeah, this looks like a good
guy. Ezra is just going to go to the
edge of it, sniff at it. I look at Faust.
You're a wizard. Yeah, what?
I want to attempt something. Ezra, sit your ass down.
That sounds like a fun stuff, you know?
What the? Fuck, I'm looking at.
Anyone were to look around, they would see Agonon, already
undercover, peeking out. Undercover.
Combination Arcana and Detect Magic spell, though the I
suspect the detect magic spell would just say very yes.
Yes. Teleportation.
Yes. 23 to identify what we're looking at. 22 My bad.
Isn't this the entrance to Clit Castle?
I mean, is it? Is there a castle insight?
Did Ezra find the clit? The castle seems to still be a
little ways off, but it's now resolving into the Cliff face
that you could see from farther away with a bit of smoke and a
town rising nearby out of out around the base of it nearby.
Look at Ezra and I wink. There's a town that means
people. For sure that there is a even
though it's got a bit of reddish shoe flames off of it.
When you're looking at it in a magical site Faust, you see a
green issue to those flames, meaning conjuration as.
You're still sniffing it. Can I determine a purpose for
it? Is it something?
Is a? Is a?
Is a devil about to show up here?
No, the devil went. Down to Georgia.
She's not here. He's busy trying to get his
fiddle back. With your arcana check you can
tell that if you've if you mess with it, basically it will
summon something, potentially a way to test the new items you
got. Oh.
Thanks God. Do I touch it?
He's looking at.
He's looking at fast. Do I touch it?
Can I touch it? Anything I.
Can do it's. You to not do so.
Anything what? Is there anything I can do to
convince you to not touch it? But it's shiny and it smells
funny. Yell at it.
You smell Ezra by the way, not only the ever so prevalent that
of Axe body spray, but a bit of brimstone and molten glass.
Wait, is this the manager? Is there any food?
Do I smell any food? No.
He's not interested in it. No food.
He's just going to and then he's going to go look at Franklin and
go. You're so shiny now.
So shiny. It will summon something if we
may interfere with it. I cannot say what we want to
engage or do we want to simply traverse around it.
Ezra, smash it. Ezra, I'm trying to make an
informed decision with a lot of you.
It's not hard if you bring too big, you eat smash.
No smash. Simple.
Do any of us recognize what the symbol is?
Three or arcana or religion. Whichever.
Strikes your. Fan.
I've got a higher history, so we'll go with that.
Son of a Bitch 14. History on our Religion plus 0.
OK, 6. 14 for me. OK, sounds like.
Sounds like those are the only ones that are rolling.
I'm just I was waiting before I went through.
I I I I was muted. I have AI have a high score in
all three. Which one should I do religion.
I'll do religion since I'm kind of a religion.
Agonon will also do something. Well, everyone's clustered
around the the scary portal. He's going to be investigating
the pillars and seeing if there's any writing or markings
or any indication about why they're even here.
Sure, go ahead and roll an investigation.
Nope, I didn't see Franklin's yet.
Still before I. One rolled the 21.
I don't know why it's not going through.
Oh. No worries, the 20 with a 21
being the highest. It seems like too you were quite
certain this has to do with some of the lower levels and seems to
be a bit of a not only a place of worship for some of those
more feisty levels like, oh, let me look back at that real quick.
I have it in my mind. Worship.
Yeah, but my brain doesn't want to communicate.
Like violence or beastial or genocide.
You're not quite sure which one of those 3, but it's it's
relative to one of those. Oh, those are all my favorite
things. Yeah.
And with the with the other role you're going to convey that I'm
guessing is what you're going to try to say.
Yeah, I I tell everyone this so that they can interact.
And as you're telling everyone that Ash, you're pretty sure
with a 14 our our history check that these seem to be from a the
sigils here seem to be from a book of summoning from more than
likely the violence plane of hell.
We didn't go to violence, did we?
Nope, not yet and. Although we've been very violent
the whole time. Somebody here has a kink.
Is your legs. Fine, this is that level of
hell. Someone else got a six before
Agonon 2. I'm trying to.
I think that was. That was me, yeah.
What was that in now again? Religion.
OK, so you're kind of you kind of didn't know crap until
Franklin said something and then you're you kind of get like this
aha moment like I could I could swing an axe completely ignoring
this jewel on the ground now, but it enticed by the idea And
Agonon, you're looking at the pillars and use you notice to
some extent that there is something.
There's there's nothing visible, but as you're kind of running
your hand across it, you kind of get a sense of connection to
that portal. You feel the connection.
It was violence. Oh, maybe.
Actually, I turned to ash. I called.
I had someone call your parents the other day.
Maybe this? Is oh, I suppose they could be
pretty violent in a political way.
They are from the mortal play. Oh, maybe not then.
Well, if anyone craves violence, push the button.
We shall have violence. Oh no.
Ezra, touch the button. Sorry guys.
Button has been touched. Sorry, not sorry.
Let's go. Do you?
Do you wanna guys wanna start that next session?
Yeah. Yeah.
For yeah, yeah. Rolling initiative, yeah.
Yeah, that's all initiative next session.
Not right, next team. Maximum.
Is right touch the butt? For just wasting like a look at
my clock really got to get a honey.
You know the scene. Finding Nemo, where they're like
don't touch the butt. Touch the butt.
That's. What this was?
We touched the butt. Somebody said, do you crave
violence? And they're like, yes, Jesus, I
did. How did you know?
Always. That's all you do.
That's that's all you do. You guys do get a sense as it's
as as the the camera's fading out.
I guess I'll leave it at this two things.
Franklin gets a calming sense from their wasn't it Who were
Who was your patron? Were you choosing yourself or
wasn't it the one from the book? I kind of gave that I threw that
at you as a do with it, but you will I I threw it to you so that
you could have like a a plot hook if you wanted.
It's some sort of divine and undead entity that offered me a
second life. That's.
What I was just clarifying because as as it was as the
camera was fading. My boss is here.
You would. Get a sense.
You would get a sense of don't worry, we're working on it.
And Ash actually would get a interplanetary message.
It would almost actually appear in the sense of like you would
flash into a white space very quickly after Ezra touched the
portal and it seems to only attune to you.
Everyone else is just kind of paused around you and your
mother appears before you. Called your mom.
Ash is gonna stand up, like straighten her spine and stand
up to attention and just be like, hello mother kind of
looking around. Her fists are on her hips with
her elbows out, and she just goes.
Where have you been, Missy? Look around.
Am I still like in a white space or can I see her and then like
kind of like ghostly as in the world around me as well?
Yeah, the there's like a like the when I said a white space,
it was more of like, sorry, it was more of like for a second.
And now you're kind of back into the the space where you're at,
but everyone is paused. Oh, OK, so she asked where I am
and be like I well, you sent me out on my journey and I got a
little sidetracked and I've been trying to make my way back to
what you set me upon. Well, the shit has really hit
the fan up here. Not only have the neophytes been
able to requisition some of our land, I was able to negotiate a
way into their treaties and I've been able to keep most of the
important parts. But now the PNC has contacted me
through via, via some sort of I, I don't even know what to say.
And now they're talking about not only linking us to other
planets and destroying this one and remaking it and in some sort
of crazy image, but now I'm getting a message that my my
daughter who's been gone is in hell.
Well, that that is where I am and we have been slowly working
our way through the levels of hell to make our way out.
We are. We're so very close.
And yeah, there is a faction
trying to raise the world into something new, erasing the world
as we know it. And I didn't think that that was
something that we wanted. She she speaking in deference to
her mother, and all of this because her mom set her onto
these plots. She she kind of just, she lowers
her hands and then kind of turns her back and starts shaking her
head and pacing in a circle. And she said, well, I didn't
think it was something we wanted either.
But and then she turns to you with her hand out.
They are offering us a seat at that table in the remaking.
So this is this is the player asking the question a seat at
the table she's talking about? Is she talking about the table
that me and Franklin and the other sat at the head table in
that like God buffet bar? Ash would get a sense of that,
but she doesn't know what you're wouldn't get a get a get a sense
of that. But I, I don't know, I know
you're asking me hats off, but that's not a not a question you
would know the answer to at this point even.
This is not a question that Ash would know the answer to.
This is not a question that Jesse would know the answer to.
Oh, OK, OK, OK, but Ash would know because she sat at that
table. Well, I'm saying that could be
your guys's presumption, whether it's ashes or or your own, but
neither of you are confirmed whether or not that is the table
that they're referring to. There might be a whole nother
table that these gods have been working on in the meantime to
set up in in a way to replace the world as is.
OK, OK, so the gods are trying to tell us that we can be gods
of our own planet, but they're secretly gonna be puppeteering
in the background. OK.
Again, talking about Ash, talking back to her mother, she
she's like, is this a seat at the table?
We want, we want to destroy this planet, this place, and we've
been working so hard to make. Order.
Sorry, Minneapolis has multiple times offered us the same thing
to if we if we he's the evil God, if we break him out and
unruly undo all of the undo all of the seals, then he would
remake the world and we could be gods in it.
And I believe he used the term have a seat at that table.
Oh, OK. And in reality, you, you're,
there's, there's just like a because time is paused.
A A A a slap of duct tape comes out across your mouth.
Across Franklin's mouth. Hey, man.
I didn't. Say anything?
I'm I'm gonna convey that to my mother.
Be like we've had this offer offered to us before.
A God came to us and asked us to help release him from his
confinement so that he could destroy the world and remake it
as he wanted. It did did.
Is this the God? Did a God come to you with this
request or was it a faction? I'd received this in a letter of
sorts from, like I'd said, the PNC professional Necromancy
cult. They're basically taking over
Gargant as it as we know it. Well, things are really
happening up there. I need to get to the surface so
that we can discuss this in better detail.
Well, they did provide a rider inside of their letters to me
that the first level and seal has been broken to hell.
That's how they've been able to escape and prove their dominance
on tariff here. So we just need to get to the
first level of hell and we can make our way out of here.
They seem they they seem confident that anyone that can
make it to the first level will be out of hell Yes in my.
OK. She's discussing this now, and
now I'm pacing around, kind of walking back and forth, running
my hands through my hair, and I'm like, I think we can get out
of here. We are like steps away from this
castle and talking to this demon queen of this level of hell.
I don't know as much about hell as you might think, daughter,
but OK. Don't worry, I can inform you as
soon as I get out of here. But I'll be out of here as soon
as I can, Mother, and we'll get back to our plan and we'll
discuss this in detail if this is something that we want.
I definitely want you back at my side, helping make decisions and
running the Kingdom. That's what we're going to do.
I don't know how to end this space call but.
This is all the time that we had.
I glad that we had this. I will convey to your father
that you still live. Thank you, mother.
I look forward to seeing you soon.
Yeah, fucking have fun. Bye.
He just seems like frustrated
that she's, you know, confined to the Kingdom and you're out
having a ball but you're catching as the undertone.
Oh yeah, I'm having a great time trying to escape hell.
I mean, so far it's not been that bad, except that I'm in
fucking hell. So I'm guessing like like the
spatial spectral time halt thing call ends.
Yep, and combat would resume as you guys start next session.
Good games. Yeah.
It's time to escape. Let's get out of here.
Maybe. Blow up a colt on the way out
because they're competition. Competition.
While we were long resting, just before we go, did we finish that
long rest or short rest or how did that work?
So I kind of figured, I know that we were kind of running in
between things here, but I I figured each person that had
time with the chest in between that everybody would have time
to, you know, long rest after or before, depending upon where
they lined up in it, whether so yes, there was a there.
Was a OK that would have rested and then shot off 2 dreams short
rested and recovered those slots.
Indeterminate, folks. Or one to the Admiral, one to
Grand Am? Oh, OK.
Excellent, excellent. Got to talk to the Admiral.
Wharf is standing there with a Big Gulp.
Oh, I like you. Is that a sexy rat in your
pocket? Or you're just happy to see me.
Here's. My hetero life, mate.
Right, good times, that's all. I'm out, not y'all.
Yeah, night good. Thanks guys.
Have a good one, thank you. Bye night, night.
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