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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign
Allelopolis. My Lord Craig, I followed your
instructions and delivered the items.
The the hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
The campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that becomes
stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the infinite sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten and the campaign that
gave at birth comes again and again.
The hand of fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns Hitherto we
left the rum rollers in the caverns of the Drowl.
Beneath the lava tubes of Shondar's volcano.
On Shondar's Island, KIRO had whacked a crystal wall that
almost dropped him into a pitfall trap.
And then Raro find found a regular chicken and named it
Charles and then Captain Me may make some bat like creatures
begin to dance with their disco ball.
In their dancing the creatures still exhibit their hunger and
begin sucking the bud blood of several companions and and
Rahl's new chicken companion Charles died.
Cat then obliterates 80% of the creatures who fall out of the
air with blood exploding from their large ear holes.
Rahl rips 4 of them out of the air.
Flint and Hamilton. Flint Hamilton explodes 3 more
mime boomerang spiritual weapons two more, and KIRO slashes one
and half and then roars 3 to death with his choking draconic
breath. Frederick and Shea help protect
their companions valiantly during the onslaught.
Captain Mime picks up the disco ball and then the Rum Rollers
wander back to the crystal wall which Shea uses her Crystal
Sword of Zenith to unlock. The crystal wall enclosed the
pitfall trapped KIRO had open unknowingly just after Frederick
hit himself in the kneecaps with his own hammer, not once but
twice inside of the room. 6 butt shaped crystals and one statue
of zenith in the form of a large majestic bird.
Shea connects with Zenith through the statue, who asks
them to preserve her statue of cloning.
With Kyiro and Frederick's help, Shia lifts the statue and
resizes it in her hand. In her hand with the ring of
reasonable size, Kyiro attempts to seduce the Butt Crystals on
effectively while Cat shakes the earth in a tremor on one of the
crystals, shearing it off at the base, whereupon where all
attempts successfully uprooting the other five crystals.
Five butt Crystals with a with the table that Alopolis resides
in that has become his knuckle dusters, and the half a crystal
that Cat sheared off were all collected along with the other
five crystals. Let's find out what happens this
time. So yeah, you guys find
yourselves in a room. Shu Shia stops existing with the
statue there she picked up. Oh no.
And Frederick stops existing. It looks like it's, well, it's
not here. Otherwise, we've got Hamilton,
Cat, KIRO, Raro, and where did the Mimi's in here somewhere
too. Yes.
I swear guys, I have a huge gap in my memory.
There was something there, but I can't recall.
I'm here. You just have me on top of
somebody. I agree.
One of my butt crystals is sliced in three and I only got
1/3 left. Also, my knuckle dusters are now
officially called the Union Busters.
Did you find your character token?
Who? Wasn't me May riding on my
shoulder, Or was that somebody else?
Riding on SO I'm. I don't know.
Unless you guys. Unless I'm on the wrong map.
I mean, I see the door. I see I'm pinging me.
You're not seeing. I know you jumped off a little
bit early the last time. Yeah, but I'm here.
Make me like move backwards in the hall.
You hear me? Yeah.
Because we knew. Yeah.
No, I'm right here. Do you not see me pinging?
Or am I not on the same piece of the map as you are?
Ping. See cat?
Ping. See our new friend That I've
forgotten her name. Do you guys see her then?
That's the question. I see.
I see where she's coming. I see her, so I don't.
See. Nothing.
I see. Oh, OK.
I see her. OK.
I'll stand right in front of the
statue, there's a bird herb. Oh yeah, Perfect.
Perfect. Yeah, I think I just lost you in
the in the color of the map, that's all.
Fair enough. There's a lot.
In the scramble. So was there.
Now here. So yeah, you guys find yourself
in that crystal, crystal room there.
Whoa, what a weird dream. Shake my head and look around.
Oh hey guys, welcome back to existence.
Why does my balls hurt? Phantom blue balls, I don't
know. Perhaps.
It's been a while since you've seen Hamilton Flint.
I don't remember which one you are.
I am Flint inside of Hamilton's body.
This is the first time everyone's hearing of this.
That's fucking weird, dude. Welcome to hell or no way.
Welcome to the real world, to the surface.
Yeah, you know that that mirror mirror thing.
Sure. No, I have no idea what you're
talking about. What mirror?
Yeah. I should have listened when
everyone said don't touch. Look at everyone else.
Shrug. Yeah, you guys wouldn't know
that happened bad, so that makes sense.
Beep. You'd have a vague recollection,
at least maybe after he said it from Franklin's perspective.
Though. That's all right.
I get a Nosebleed. Ow, that's weird.
Look in my backpack. Found a few books.
Big sack storm away. I'll deal with that later.
So I don't know where the giant statue went, you guys.
Take it back to the ship. I mean, I thought.
That was our goal. Somebody was here a few minutes
ago, that's true. That would make an amazing
figurehead captain. Hi.
That was a meme, a question. What do you think?
Meme is going to point you some finger guns.
OK, so if we have taken or destroyed these crystals that
were creating the goblins, we have technically finished the
terms of our contract I believe, which was to and I pull up the
contract, free the Island of the influence of the Endless Swords
of Goblins. We do have this little firebomb
thing, so if we want to go further we could probably
stipulate an additional contract for secondary payment to fully
seal the island off. I don't think that was.
In the contract. No, I haven't.
That's I'm not sure we need further contracts.
I feel like one is enough for any adventurous group.
Sure. I mean, we can go.
What I'm saying is we could go turn this one in and then let
him know of like the situation down there and then you know if
we want to do another or if he's finished, we could leave.
But isn't the breach still open? And we have to.
We have. To close the breach.
Cool. So the breach is very likely
either down that big pit that opened up, pointed the pit or
down the other hallway which was like full of spider webs, which
kind of makes me think that. But we have this firebomb thing.
We could like put it down and then just set it off and then
GTFO, you know, and then we win, go get paid, get on a dune, sail
back profit. Yep, we still have to convince
the Queen to go on a date with Shondar.
We do. I believe in us.
Let's do it. I mean, it's only the fate of
her entire people. Yeah.
What's the? Worst.
We should give her one of those candles.
That's a good idea. All right, so we just go check
out and figure out which of those two holes is the hole we
need, and then drop a bomb down it and go get paid.
It sounds like a good idea Bomb. Let's do it.
Take a bomb out of my backpack. Sweet.
It's not technically a bomb. It's technically one of his,
like, dragon breath things that we're bringing to the Queen.
But I figure it will probably destroy some shit, so.
I mean, it can't hurt to try. If it fails, we'll come up with
something else. You know, if the volcano
explodes more, I don't think Chandra's going to be mad.
Yeah, that's true. It's probably a good point.
Which also brings up a good point.
We probably need to A, figure out which hole it is that we
need to shove our thing into and we'll twiddle my eyebrows.
And then B, I don't know what kind of, like, backlash this
will, like, create, right? We're in the tunnel.
We set off a bomb. Like there's not a whole lot of
base for the blast to go. So like.
You just say we're going to GTFO.
Don't we still have like portal plates?
Sure, but if you want to leave the plate here, no, no.
I think that was not set off the bomb.
Well, we could set off the bomb. I'm just saying we'd have to be
strategic about it because I. Could.
How many of us are? There, yeah, that's what.
I was just thinking that's. True, yeah.
But if everyone else goes through the portal and only
leaves a couple of us to set the thing off with a good escape.
Plan then it. Might work, I don't know.
Yeah, I think the fly trick that we did before to get to Shondar
originally would be perfect for this escape plan.
Does anyone have the ability to cast haste Wizards or sorrows?
I don't think I do, but I'm like I'm a double.
Because that would definitely help because I can move quick,
but like like a a literal explosion is very quick.
Yeah, maybe we just shouldn't do the big boom.
I mean, I can revivify you afterwards if I'm OK, but I
don't have any case. Sure.
I guess my worry would be, would Shondar agree the problem is
sufficiently taken care of if we just go up there?
Or are we going to have to just turn right back around?
As long as we convince him, it sounds like someone needs to
work on their persuasion skills. You have good persuasion.
I don't know. We can put it to a vote if you
want. Or you're the captain, so you
tell us what to do. So I'll be using.
A lot of people who might want this.
Josh. What's that?
Sorry. Well, I'll be using Hamilton
stats right now. Correct.
Yep. Yep.
OK, Yep. Well, in that case, I believe I
am quite well at waiting to do just what we.
Yeah, and we might want the big boom later.
I'm not sure. The problems are a good use of
the big Boom. Yeah, no, I'm totally fine with
that. I just want us all to be on the
same page. Then, you know, we'll say we
took care of the goblin problem once he kills the ones that
they're here, but in addition, he has got the portal straight
to hell or wherever it is she lives.
And he should probably like, I don't know, wall that up or
something. But wouldn't his gratitude be
even greater if we closed the portal?
And then all this problem that means the treasure and the
profits would be greater. Right, that's the.
Hero Hero is leaning into your I, I like profits.
He's leaning into it. Parkour I love profits.
Brockson he he is going to persuade Rawson that we should
do the. I mean, I'm not the one here you
have to persuade. I'll do it because I also love
profits. I'm just putting it up to the
group so that we all can make a consensus, consensual decision.
We have sexual decisions if. You're going for a vote and not
an oligarchy of Captain Me, May. There are two, four and one
against, with two abstaining currently.
Well, that's the question. Do do we?
Is this a vote situation or should captain me make make the
decision? Should I guess we could vote on
that? Are we going to mute me or are
we going to captain? You don't want to mute me?
I like you. That's going to go with whatever
the captain wants because he wants to get back to a dune.
Yeah, yeah. I think we've spent a lot of
time with Shondar. Shondar is we've gotten what we
need. Hopefully.
So currently. Breath is in the jars and we can
take a batch of the Queen and a dune can fly.
Are three four and two against? But captain me may you were
making a decision so if if someone is trying to persuade
they would have to be persuading captain me that's who they yes,
can persuade. That's what I was trying to
decide. I.
Am here to call the line OK. So it would be persuasion versus
a Wisdom check in your case, me may, If you're just not just
punching somebody in the face, I mean that's those those are your
options. Listen to the to what he has to
say and or just ignore it and punch him in the face.
I don't know. You know what I mean?
I'm not trying to punch him in the face.
I'm just going to say I'm, you know, let's let's go talk to
Shondar. Let's not waste our big boom.
I feel like we really want the big boom for later.
Let's just go talk to Chandar and tell him that the the source
of the goblins is gone. Sure, we should tell him about
the connection, but then he can decide how he wants to handle it
from there. And of course, Captain, you can
decide anything from there. And then we can go get the dune
to fly and be on our way. Yeah, we're in agreement, yes.
Yes. So, all right, do you remember
how to get out of here? That's the real question.
Yeah, that way. But also remember we're on the
backside of an enemy army, so if we continue down that way back,
we're going to run into a literal army of goblins.
So wait. What?
Wait, how did we get down here? I turned me in the Vomora I
think, right? Zanora.
Zanora, we used my ability to run really fucking fast and
climb on the ceilings to bypass the entire army, and then
everybody else kind of teleports then because we brought the
plate. So can't we?
Oh. Fuck.
We could do that again. I'm just saying this is the
issue we have currently. We can't all just like, go walk
there unless we want to go kill a bunch of things.
Exterminating a Dragon's problem sounds just fine with me.
Turn to the Captain. Captain, we have options.
We can choose to fight or not fight.
Why don't we just use the bomb? Right, So we need to get rid of
the goblins. So we still haven't gotten rid
of the goblins. Why don't we just use the bomb
on the goblins? On the Goblin Army.
Yeah, from behind, sure, same problem.
We have to get away from the explosion.
Get them real good from behind. Well, does somebody have the
hand? The main chain.
Yeah, yes. Why don't we use that to
transport? The range don't know the mage
hand can do 5 lbs. I don't.
Oh God, how big is this bomb? You're you're talking about the
jar, right? When you leave the bomb because
you haven't made something else. It's just the jar of Dragon's
breath, right? Yeah, it's a jar of Dragon's
breath. I guess I will have to Jimmy rig
some the method of exploding it. The main chain can move up to 30
feet away from the cap. Can hold 10 lbs. 10 lbs.
Thirty feet. Is that enough for distance to
get away from a dragon breath? Because you could be on my
shoulders and we could, like, zip out real quick.
Mm hmm. We just have to do it, you know,
with parpas. Yeah, I mean, we could do that.
So the most of the party could just piece out through the
plates and get back to Adune. And then yeah, Kat and Rural
could run real fast. Drop a bomb and run away.
Yeah, you could add like a fireball or what is, or whatever
it is that Kat has, you know, just insult to injury.
I do have fireball and control flame.
Yeah, we could just drop the, drop the bomb, then ignite it
with a fireball. A super fireball.
Fireball. What is its distance?
A. 120 feet I. Believe it just says within
rain. For fireball.
No, Firebolt is what I have. Fire bolt I think is 120.
Oh yeah, I just overlooked it. Yeah, 120 feet.
I. Think Kira said that too.
But yeah, yeah, I mean, sure. We just have to make sure to hit
them in the right spot. And I guess the other thing is,
should you guys go let him know to have his army ready to, like,
push forward, 'cause like we're gonna do a big explosion and
then they need to be ready to then follow it up with like, the
little cobalt guys to finish the job?
Yeah, a pincer maneuver. We just drop a bomb in the
middle of them and then they come in and sweep the rest.
Yeah. So I don't know how we want to
coordinate that but or if we do, captain.
I don't why are you asking me? I don't know.
I'm a finance guy. I don't know anything about
tactics. How do we do warfare well?
How to war? I was from Geneva, like a KIRO.
Don't you know someone? I know plenty of them.
What was that? Yes.
I will gladly lead a charge after you make the bomb go off.
OK, so maybe when we split up, you guys go talk to Shondar.
We stay here with one of the plates when you talk to Shondar
and you're ready, you open the play top, we'll get the signal
and then we'll drop the bomb and then we'll get paid.
Then it's. Play.
Money. Did anyone check for haste?
Still super. I don't have haste.
Shit. No zoom zoom for you.
Damn, no zoom zoom for me. I can still zoom, but not zoom.
Zoom. All right, let's do it, team.
Oh yeah. Pretty sure you'll have to climb
the mountain though again. Cat should have it, potentially
as a wizard. Anyways, maybe he's not ready
for the day. Yeah, 'cause I thought that I
would have it, but yeah, I don't have it in any of my prepared
spells. Prepared spells.
Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, it's it's one of those
things that you could could have the third level Wizard,
sorcerer, Artificer, Blood domain, I don't remember which
that's connected to Circle of the land.
That's druid, Oath of Vengeance, that's Paladin, and Oath of
Glory another paladin. Those are who has can have haste
according. To.
No worries. Yeah, they have it.
They basically have it like as a a freebie, basically.
You don't have to worry about, you know, prepping this.
It's already there. That's hot oh.
Maybe he. Has a ritual help.
I don't think so. Yeah, not unless you're the you
have the ritualist feet. Yeah.
But whatever, I can still move fast.
I can cast, fly on myself and then move.
It's 12180 feet and around, so we'll get there.
So I think, I'm not sure if it's wizard or sorcerer, but one of
them can on a short rest, but short rest is literally 10
minutes. A short rest and switch their
spells out that they prepare. I just don't know which one.
Don't think it was a wizard. Where can I find?
Yeah, I'd have to look Wizard 5E and then it would be under like
spell book or something. It'd.
Be under that spell preparation, Yeah, I was going to say, if you
go to spells and then manage spells, then you've got your
prepared spells and then you've got your spell book, which.
Finish a long rast for Wizards. Is that?
You can change your list of prepared spells when you finish
long last. I mean, don't worry about it.
So long as we're beating away, I think we'll be fine because I
can cast fly. I don't know if you can cast
fly, but I can cast fly. Yeah, I can cast fly up to 6th
level, but if it's just going to be you and then I can just cling
to your shoulder, yeah. I think, I think the Fly
Darkness combo, we'll do it. We'll save us through.
So think we're good to go. So everybody else goes back to a
dune. Yes.
Who's spinning up the plate? I will.
Got it. I got you.
That's it performance. Yes, indeedy.
I remember. Oh man, really?
7. I have a + 4.
It didn't work that time. If you want to tell me how I.
Slip. My hands are a little sweaty.
I go to pick up the the plate to spin it and my my hands just
slip. I walk over.
Don't worry, I've got this for you.
Oh, I'm sorry. You.
Want to tell me how you succeeded there?
Hamilton. Flint.
Hamilton. So.
So when me may, when you spin it, did you like, stumble down
or something or. Like slip through her fingers,
yeah. Fell on the ground.
Yeah, OK, so as it as you went to spin it, I reached out and I
grabbed it real quick. I'm like, hey, I got I got this
for you. As it rolls over, I just grab it
with one hand and I just give it a spin back towards her them.
Sorry. No worries and it spins up right
in, right beside you guys. What's up?
Blank. You guys go on to the deck of a
dune and. Bloop.
Bloop, Who else was going there?
I'm guessing keto. Yep.
All right. Yeah, isn't it just Morrison and
Katz stain? Yep, sounds sounded like to me
at least. I mean correct me if I'm wrong.
Yeah, because I it's whoever could fit on my shoulders
because I'm going to be the one moving fast, so.
So yeah, you guys go through the portal onto the deck of Adune,
and Adune greets you cheerfully with a oh, hello, Dennis.
How was it? That's going to pick up the
plate from where we're at and put it into his bag of folding
his little Jean pocket. Yeah.
Pick it up, No problem. Also, I can't get roll 20 to
load, so like this is all theater of the migraine.
Oh no worries you guys are still in the crystal room as to as to
what where I'm at currently. But I'm guessing yeah, if you
guys want to describe or tell me what you're doing or move your
character in your case where all since you're there to at least.
Yeah, I think through. This whole time I'm just going
to cling to his shoulder unless otherwise stated, but I think we
should get back up to where the Goblin army is and wait until we
hear that our he maker in place and ready to make their assault
once they hear the bomb go off. How's that sound?
And do you have fly or no? I could cast the tongue myself,
but if you have it, you said you.
Did I do have it? I poke my head around.
The door the the chamber is not populated.
In the meantime, it still looks as as much in the disarray that
you'd left last left it with the stairs leading up to where you
came down into this black Obsidian pillar floored and wall
ceiling room. I give it one last look over,
just in case it has something cool in it while we're waiting.
Oh, so an investigation then. Think so.
I'll also do an investigation. Maybe we missed something.
I don't know if it'll come through since the page isn't
loaded. Oh no, I just saw Robbie.
I don't see shit. Oh I rolled A20A dirty 20 but it
says virtual tabletop not. Sad.
Dirty 20 No. This.
That's way better than me. When I was leveling up my
character earlier, it was staying that when I was just
trying to roll on my own. Yeah, like I can't get it.
Google. Shit, I don't think you guys can
get to Shondar from the base of the island either.
Yeah, 'cause we flew past all of those goblins that we.
Used. Yeah.
You flew past the other side of the army.
Yup, you're right, you. Our our plan is.
Flawed. You guys are looking at the,
yeah, the in the room more or less and kind of going through
with the the desk that's there. I would say probably at this
point and find some other papers and on it maybe to your mind at
least on important stuff, but at least you find a single sack
that looks like of like we'll say 800 silver pieces.
Nice. That's a nice.
Sack. Don't know who's who's taking
necessarily, OK? I asked Ross, I'm like, hey, do
you want to split these? And I start like pulling a coin
out one at a time and just like trying to put it in his.
Hand. Sure.
I mean, I'm no good at money. I'll give it to my siblings.
But yes, absolutely. Let's go for it.
This place is cool. I just was thinking, didn't we
have to go past the big army on the way in from the boat?
We did. We flew over.
Shit. How long does your fly spell
last? It lasts I believe 10 minutes,
but I can cast it quite a few times.
As I'm trying to think, we might have to, you know, zoom up to go
tell Shondar to get ready ourselves.
Unless they have a method to get past that's a goblin army
themselves. I asked our companions over the
torque. I'm like, hey, we had to pass an
army to get to Shondar from the beach.
Do you guys have a way to get to Shondar from the beach through
that army? Yeah, wait, what army?
By. Pure brute and.
Destroy. We didn't pass an army to get to
Shondar from the beach. We did, no.
But in once we got to The Cave like to the actual like entry,
we flew over a big army. Did.
We. I don't know if you were there,
but I did somebody. We did this strategy the the fly
super speed. Yeah.
I don't think I was a part of that.
We'll. Probably.
Yeah 'cause I think you like piggybacked on Rorlson and then
I was clinging to you. Cat cause cat cast fly and then
you cast. Darkness.
No. You RAW cast darkness and then
me may cast mana site or or the like.
And that's where you guys had noticed some of the other areas
were blowing with mana inside of the OR I keep saying mana, but
magic magic site. Yep, I detect magic.
Yeah, that's the one that. Talks to that.
I don't, because we just spent right past all of them.
Yeah, we were like, no. Did we remember what that army
was made of? Goblins.
The ones that's worth trying to
destroy with this bomb? The same army.
The same army, right? So, like, maybe those goblins
aren't where they were before. It's been like many moons,
right? Since we passed them.
Maybe they. No, I mean, we flew over them
like on our way in here, right? A.
A dune presses farther out. It seems like almost a a faint
whisper in your mind's cat and rural, but it does seem like
she's able to reach there and goes I I was.
I was informed by everyone of the plan I could you just open
the portal from one side, place the bomb and then from the other
side of the portal from the safety of my decks, activate it?
Sure, but then we leave you one of the plates.
Unless we come back to it after all the goblins are gone.
Would the explosion destroy it? I don't know.
Do you want to rest your plate? I mean, it's your plates.
What if it causes a bigger explosion?
The plate. Like we destroy a magical item
and yeah, you know, it amplifies the shit fuckery that's about to
go down. I mean the easiest thing would
be if we just ignore the whole dragon getting his army ready
and we just explode the bomb ourselves that we were planning
on doing and then just tell him to go deal with it after.
But if you want to be like super strategic about it, you have to
let him know somehow. I don't think we need.
I mean, we signed, we signed a contract with Shondar to just
get rid of the goblins, right? Sure.
Yeah. Should we be, like, aware of
what we're doing? No, we don't have to ask
permission, he said. Go destroy goblins.
He didn't say how. There's no requirements in that
contract. OK, so how about this?
Instead, we go drop the bomb escape, and then go rally with
the cobalt general dude and tell him to go push in because
they're in disarray as an alternate.
Yes, let's do that. Let's do that.
I'm like, leaning really into cat's necklace because I don't
have one. All right, Cat, it seems like
then it's Showtime. Are you ready?
I'm ready. I take the bomb out, let me just
do a real quick. Should I like try to craft this
somehow or just set it off with the fire bolt?
I was gonna say, do we want to attach a fuse to it?
That's a brilliant idea. You guys go.
I have a crafting skill. Up the stairs then, right?
Yeah, OK, once you finish. This room.
You guys go, yeah, that was the only thing.
Besides, it looked like some couple bottles of wine, maybe of
value, or of my wine. You want it?
Yeah, I start drinking. It's gonna be great.
It's OK. Yeah, that would be a
constitution anyways, guys. Heavily.
That's still a mean. Alright.
We'll give you one. I I've.
You're. Gay.
Where did it go? It's the only way to do this
shit drunk. I, I've told myself before,
always have this table up, but it is and whenever I need it,
that's when it's not there. I'm pretty sure you're
inebriated though, as the as the deal where you think you have
advantage but you don't or is that drunk?
I'm just trying to remember. Yeah, let's do this.
I could do anything I stretch. There it is.
Tipsy, that's the word. Not inebriated.
Yeah, you gain advantage on charisma.
Saving throws is what is buzzed. Is the next one That you you
think you have OK anyways. Cool.
You guys go up the stairs into the you you you get to the part
where the the pathway narrows and you're crawling up a more or
less spiralling cave system up to a hole that you come out of.
And there's a small crystal next to the next to the opening where
you guys are AT. And you're inside of a small
chamber that has a more a larger opening large enough that the
you can see that the goblins could easily fit through.
And even yourself royal if you just duck your head a little bit
where you came in previously, like a prime position forming
lava tubes. Got it.
You do not see any goblins currently other than wait, I was
just trying to see what you see here.
I climb on the ceiling again, go into stealth mode.
I just turn to cat and I feel like be ready to cast fly as
soon as we have discovered go to take off.
All right, I have the spell prepared and ready while I cling
to his shoulder. I scrolled the name.
Little Man. Little Boy on the side of the
bomb. No, no.
I renamed it Fat Man. Yeah, that's a better one.
Fat boy. No, it's got to be historically
accurate. I am death.
Destroyer of Worlds. So you you you do that on the
bomb, do you do you move from that spot any which way or what
else do you do there? Like I said, I'll drop into
Stealth, so I'll give you a Stealth check.
I got Rule 20 to load. I had to reset my pass.
Oh, again, they'd logged me. Out.
I don't think I'm still in the chamber with the desk.
Oh, I gotta move the bookmark. Thanks.
One moment. There we go.
I got the tokens over there and everything but.
Yeah, got it. Would explain it.
Wait. Right, Where are we?
Just. Squeeze through.
I can't move. I'm too fat.
I had too many cakes. I like the my cats reduce.
I mean, that's actually a pretty good idea too.
A non concentrations a constant. That's a good.
Question. Is it a nice concentration
style? I hoped so.
Kind of just said it is a joke, but if it would be helpful.
No, it's concentration so less helpful than fly.
Yeah. All right, no worries.
I shimmy my way through with the help of God, God of my character
token. Yeah, I'm.
I'm working on it. God save me, save me space.
Jesus, deliver us. Oh, Scrooge.
Mcduck, hallowed be your name. Bring me forth.
You I can at least describe to you, though, as you're as you're
moving through and grunting and getting through the passageway
there. You pick your head out and you
see to the left what was your stealth, by the way?
I. 14 Not excellent. Did my did my role come through
there before I it it pooed out on me again there too.
Josh 6. Wisdom OK, yeah, so you.
They don't respond to you, but you see a a set of goblins
holding a back line. It looks like kind of ones
picking their nose. And the there's at least three
others that you can see from your direction, and they kind of
curve around the corner. There's probably more of them
back there. You kind of remember, too,
walking up to that line as a ward for the Nora, who was
pretending to be a goblin at the time, and figuring out where
this passageway was. But yeah, so you you you see
that. So based on the last time we
were here and did this, would I kind of have a memory of where
like center mass of this army was?
Let me see what just got it back in here.
You would know from your perspective interesting that you
can't actually see them from that exact perspective, but from
that perspective you would know that you would seen them massing
pretty much straight N from your position at an intersection if
you could see that ping. Ping I.
Don't know if you've seen it or not, but.
Pretty much further north, OK. So pretty close.
And that's where they mostly were.
Yeah, like I said, that was where their center mass was.
Like you were asking is what to your memory.
All right, turn the cat. All right, this is going to
happen very quickly. Cast.
Fly on me. Have your fire bolt ready for,
like, when we're past them at your maximum range.
Right. So we get this far away as
possible, and then and then we're going to get the fuck out
of there. Hey.
Ready. I'm ready.
My cats fly. Slap myself in the face.
Let's go, bitch. Think of a happy thought.
Think of my siblings and I fly. Like you can fucking do it.
Go, go, go and then I take off. I'm clinging desperately to his
shoulder. You take off, but you haven't
thrown the bomb. No 'cause I want to fly over
them and drop it on them center. Mask I've I'm falling now.
And then we're going to fly 120 feet forward and then set it
off. On the Anola Gay.
So I have six. I don't know what what does that
mean. It's the plane that dropped the
atomic bonds. Really.
What was it? Called again.
Say that again, the. The Anola Gay.
The Enola Gay. Yeah, you can go see it, yeah.
Babe, that didn't come through at.
All based in Air Museum. No, that's how it that's how it
is. It's Enola Space Gay.
Yep. Boeing B29 Super Fortress bomb.
Named after Enola Gay Tibbets. Babe, that still didn't come
through. I think you're muted.
The mother of the pilot. That's I'm not that.
Much I can really do. That that's clear.
So the in in Virginia at the Dulles Air Museum, you can go
the yeah, you can see it. It's just sitting there in this
big museum, a bunch of other planes.
Yeah, so I have 60 feet of movement from fly.
I can Dash action bonus action Dash as well to bring.
Me to. 180 and then I can use feline agility to double that to
a large number. You should be able.
To 360. You should be able to, I was
going to say, move freely now that I got you out of that
smaller tunnel, but I was going to say as well if you would roll
me one more still before as you're dropping it, basically.
Sure, Death Con. Let's go, Big Bunny.
No. Whammy's 15.
Still not great. I know.
Plus eleven guys. You see?
Right. Under.
You. I'm still getting other things
back up here, but you see right under you noticing, you noticing
them as you're dropping an individual that was looking like
they just finished casting something on the front lines of
the Cobalts. And you can recognize them as a
as a caster as well because it they there was a similar person
that had cast a fireball on you and is looking up as as it's
falling towards them and there's nothing they can do at this
point. All right.
Are you still? Speeding away, I'm guessing.
Yeah, I had 360 feet in a turn. We speed away.
I pause very slightly at a hundred 120 feet past it or cat
to take or shoot it with her firebolt, and then take off
again. 16. 120 feet. Let me see here.
You you need 60 feet though, to cast the fire bolt or no 100 and
you can't see a maximum of 120. So for as far away as I can
before I we lose sight, I guess. Yeah, I was gonna say that would
be about 60 feet Max. That.
That's fine, as the angle would go here.
Yeah. So I was wondering about that.
Take off. OK, and you're casting it
basically right? As it would be hovering right
over that person who goes to reach out one of the goblin
casters anyways. That reach out to try and catch
it. Almost as if they would just
think they could catch a ball in their hands.
And that's when you see white fiery light explode out of it
and start spreading through the room at 60 feet.
Fucker. Fucker.
Fuck. Now the question is how does
this thing work? It is a cone usually.
However, in this particular instance I would consider it a
sphere and it you guys are just on the tail end of it at 60
feet. Yeah, and I still had moved tons
of movement, so I had still taken off.
Oh yeah, but as time goes, and as an explosion goes too, it's
one of those things that the way it would work, it would just
happen more or less instantaneously at at that 60
foot. So if you could roll me a
Dexterity saving. Throw.
That's perfect +7. Come on, 19 + 726.
Very nice. You move just outside of the
range of this white fiery light that coalesces behind you,
blinding you even inside of the dark area magically darked out
area that you were in. I put.
Sunglasses on both of our faces and turn.
Around real cool, like you get just behind the cobalt line,
which they're they're standing there kind of rubbing their eyes
as well. And you remember the cobalt
does. Could you roll me a history
check actually, as well as take half of that 59 that's so
painful for yourself, Kat? Half of the 59.
Yeah, you can round down. I see Cat's history.
I was asking for Raro. Yeah, I'm rolling now.
I have a + 124. Come on Big PAPI 10.
So Cat remembers you telling him that there was a secret
passcode, and that just jogs your memory of that.
This the the passcode for making sure that you're a friendly and
not an enemy. Is strawberry in cobalt?
That's not you. I'm streaking like a fireball.
Let's go. I have one HP left and that's
because somebody boosted my HP before this happened.
Good job not dying. Are you going to do anything
with that special knowledge? Oh, I'm going to call out
strawberry in cobalt while I'm like strawberry slapping at my
feathers that seem to be finished a little bit.
A little bit one, HP. It's.
A little. One HP that's really clean to
your shoulders and. Yeah, I slam into the ground
right in front of the cobalt general Dude. 3 point landing
sunglasses. Super cool.
Can't see shit. I do land.
That's what I'll call out strawberry.
Turn to the wall, Captain. Now is the time.
Send your men in to attack. They're in disarray.
We dropped a bomb in them in their main force, looking
completely the other direction. Do they react kindly to us?
I can't see. Can you see?
No. Oh God, do you think we're ever
going to see you again? Yeah, we can.
See you again. We just gotta get a little
healing. Get the healing juice.
Let's go. Get paid.
Where's the guy? Feel around with my hands.
Hello. Think they are all dead.
Did we kill everyone? Oh no.
I'm like so much off my bad.
I was actually saying that fair few things.
But he yeah. So they they they're coughing
and rubbing their eyes, which you can't see but you can't
hear. And they're kind of say, yeah,
looks like you got them all. Throw their breeches, get the
rest of them. Double tap, my friend.
All right. And they just marched past you
after having heard Strawberry. It seems like they they've
figured on who you are. And they marched towards the the
now larger than it was tunnel. Yeah, all right.
Now we have to tell the others and to find someone to lead us
somewhere where we can be. Fine 'cause we can't see.
Oh, well, we're kind of used to this sort of gun show, so I'll
take Phillip can follow you along here.
And you feel a hand reach out to yours.
A scaly one. Grab.
Grab yours. Oh, that's such a weird feeling.
And check that cats on my shoulder and follow along.
You you feel cats singed feathers under your paw and
Phillip just responds in cobalt still, just come on friend,
we'll go this way. Just follow me.
Me guys walk in silence, probably for.
I was gonna say, do you understand Cobalt?
Rosen, do you understand Cobalt? No, not at all.
No, not even a little bit. You should let the others know
that it's been done. They'll probably know, because
big explosion. But.
Yeah, from from from everyone else's perspective, you guys
hear a boom and then see a thicker than normal smoke cloud
come out the top of the volcano. Bright light.
Trim shape.
And I'm. Going to cast tongues on.
Rorlson, I was going to say, I think you might actually already
understand it because you have a.
Comment comment but. Oh, no, I was going to say.
The pendant of tongues. Pendant of tongues.
Yeah, the pin. Oh my torg, No.
No, no, it was. No, it was an item we got, yeah.
OK. That's right.
Yeah, we have better. To help.
Can't direct this dude. I missed that hero.
Oh. Lord, is there.
Yeah, very robot. Very.
Robot robot overlords. Thank you, my Lord.
I appreciate it. I did everything for you, just
for. You.
Oh. I know the plan, yes.
Maybe he'll get back both. But while you guys are walking
and following Phillip, your eye, your vision starts to clear up
right as you get to the door to Shondar's cavern.
And you you hear and now kind of see the blurry vision of
Phillips walk out in front of you and shake the hand of the
guard on duty and and kind of tell them, yeah, they just
cleared the whole front line. It was pretty crazy that that
explosion you heard was them. Oh you you guys are going back
to Shondar, right? For the for the bounty.
Yeah, we have to let our friends know though, before we do that.
Oh God, they're so small. OK, they get to see you again.
I call over the TORG and I'm like, hey guys, we let that bomb
on could. You see it?
Yeah, I don't know what would we have seen or felt from Adune
anything. That's what I was.
I just I did mention that a little bit was that from from
your guys's perspective on adune you would have heard the like
the the explosion right inside of the volcano and then briefly
after that a large a thicker than normal volume of black
smoke coming out of the top of the volcano.
Is that the signal? Should we?
Run to the RAID. Ron might be a little strong,
but sure, we should probably head in that direction.
I would say probably like shortly after that is when you
hear me cat call over the board hanging out the.
Bombs up guys. With the bomb.
Yeah, feel free to teleport back.
Pretty sure we got them all. I kind of leaned down in
Ralston's ear, and I'm like, aren't we not supposed to
teleport in front of the dragon? Go into a side hall a minute, We
have to go pee one second. We go to a little private area.
I reach into the bag and I pull out the plate.
I will attempt to spin it. All right.
Oh. Well. 16 Not bad.
That isn't bad. No, you guys go and.
Especially for a creature with no thumbs, so I'm doing pretty
good. Little side tunnel right before
the door, and you realize it could go even deeper.
But you're basically out of sight right now, so you roll the
roll the portal up. Do you want to tell me how you
succeed? I I would pull it out in my beak
and then try to grab it with one of my clawed feet and pop it up,
but slap it with a wing to get it to spin.
And as it as it spins on your side, the plate appears on on
everyone else's side, spinning. Not sure who's accepting the
call. Right.
We both have to spin, no? No, no, it's it's open on your
side already. Ring.
Oh yes.
I was asking though, who's like who's like going through is what
I mean by accepting the call oh hero, to jump through.
All right. Gonna get Hero over to the other
side. Where are the goblets?
Hey, they're all taken care of. We set off the bomb, let the
other guys know, but there wasn't really any left, so now
we're up by the king. Also, we went blind for a little
while. Because we looked at it.
Don't look at it. Does your skin itch?
No. Shouldn't.
You can only get a dose of radiation or something.
The fuck is radiation? Get a Nosebleed?
I don't know, but I have a vague memory of.
It Anyway, we're just outside of Shondar's house and I figure we
can go get paid. Yeah, let's do that.
Maybe we should tend to your injuries first.
Oh yeah, I mean, I'm more OK, but cats at one HP?
You can tell by the way I look. I look incredibly bad, like they
tried to deep fry a lot of chicken.
I got this. How do you?
Have such low HP, what is it like 30?
35. Wizard Wizard, That's why.
Wizard wizard. All you need to say.
At 11. Either die from 1D, four
emotional damage. I'm gonna walk over and bend
over and spend like gently pet cat on the head and so you
regain 11 hit points. I stand up a little straighter.
My feathers look a lot better. Are you do?
Is that better? Do you need more?
That puts me up at 34, so I'm doing great. 34 out of what?
Out of 35. Oh.
Something else you'll do too. There.
I missed that one. Yeah, just just be lucky you're
not the 3.5 Wizard AD four was your hit.
Nice. Gross.
No, wait. Yeah, you hear me?
You healed me for 11. I just did that wrong.
Yeah, I was like, wait a second, somebody else you'll do.
No, I just apparently clicked a zillion times and then left it.
Just a reminder to everyone the. Look like you go ahead you can.
Go first, sorry. The the payment was one item
each from Shondar's horde, so keep that in mind if you have
anything you would like in particular.
And that looks like having gone from basically fully plucked
chicken with that had just been briefly deep fried to badly
molting chicken. Still alive.
I just like pull my sunglasses down a little bit and I'm like,
I'm still kicking and I put them back up.
Hell yeah, my eyes are really red from looking at the light.
I'm. Also gonna use your cast.
Where should it go? Prayer of.
Healing up to six creatures of my choice that I can see each
again hit points equal to 16. Yeah, so I'm gonna so yeah, so
I'm gonna look around. So obviously Raul gets 16 and
Kat gets 16. Does anybody else in our party
need healing? Oh, that's the only two that
were behind the enemy lines at that point.
Bless you. What I.
Said there's the only. OK.
It might have been me, 'cause I'm doing dishes and I'm not
being quiet. If if you guys can hear this,
just say so and I will mute myself.
No, I just didn't know. If anybody else, I don't know,
in the last time we had a long rest is and I don't know if yeah
like I'm at one O 2 out of 111 so I have a feature that lets
me. Oh yeah, Kyoto could be should
be down too from the last session.
Speaking of which, I think you can't.
No, no, That's why I'm saying I. Just killed by.
I think I got healed by Hamilton.
Oh, oh, Lord. Can't remember who healed God
darn it. I know somebody healed me
because I was at like one hit point.
Yep. Yeah, Oh yeah.
You guys are standing in a little side passage, healing up.
Make sure to distribute those heel heel points and.
Thank you. Reminding everyone about the
reward for what you guys did. Yes, we can breathe a little
easier now the goblins are gone. Let's go get our money.
Oh yeah, we did it, gang. Chandra's not going to be upset
at all. He's going to be so happy with
us. Yeah, this that cave's probably
not collapsing as we speak. Nope.
It's fine. Everything.
'S fine. You guys go back out.
That's the side chamber or. Yeah, we go back out to again, I
think it's meeting us. Yep.
And he's still standing there talking to the other guards.
And he's he's you hear him ripping the other one and
saying, yeah, your sister was real fun last night before you
come. Around the corner.
And you guys. Oh you you guys, you guys dung
tinkling. I see you found some friends.
Don't know how that works. We have magic tinkle.
Don't worry, I would also have picked the plate back up if
nobody else did and put it back in my bag of folding.
They were here the whole time. Oh, didn't you see them?
They were invisible because we're a stealth team.
Stealth Stealth Team 6. It kind of makes more sense I
guess, because well, he's just like scratching his chin with a
claw and he goes, I was a little blinded there myself.
So maybe. Anyways, what do you say
Johnson, we we letting these guys through and he turns to his
other companion there guarding the door and they both shrug and
open the door into Shondar Chambers, which you guys are
familiar with. You go through the door and on
the other side is the chasm that leads up to the top of the
volcano. I'm getting you guys over there
on the other map while I'm talking, describing maybe, and
it looks like they're breaking down.
The setup for what had to have been a large gathering of an
event on the other side looks more or less though like the
last time you'd seen it, where there's a stage and there was a
bunch of people that were gathered in front of the stage
and that's where they're breaking down a lot of the
stuff. There was some other tables and
probably some other foods and such.
In the midst of that, all that is being broken down and maybe
I'll get it there. Here we go, Space.
There you go. You guys walk through the door,
find yourself there, be announced on one of the guards.
Johnson, it seems like, sticks his head through and goes the
rum rollers, entering and then close the door behind you.
Mimi's just gonna like strut, right?
Like arms out to the side, just like strutting in like long,
long strides. Yeah, pure victory on our faces.
We expect adoration and respect. One of the Cobalts from the side
walk up to you and go Oh, Shondor is a little indisposed
at the moment. He may have a skew visitors
after the finalization of the talent show and he kind of leans
in and puts his hand to the side of his face and goes.
The orgy was a the orgy was a little intense and.
The orgy. Am I looking?
Am I looking over at a dead dragon in the water?
No, that's not there. OK I.
Miss you orgy guys? It's.
Just a very conveniently shaped rock.
I want to sit on your rock. To sit on your rock, but to sit
on your rock. Yeah, he he left me to deal with
any, any business. Today.
And I'd heard your name as you guys were announced, so I assume
you've dealt with the goblins, he says hopefully.
Look over it, Flint Slash Hamilton.
Thank you. Are the Hawker Give us a good
deal? Better deal than the contract
says. We we dealt with them.
Wonderful, wonderful. And he pulls out a Ledger and he
goes, I believe you are due one treasure each who has made
themselves apparent today from his hordes.
Hold on. Treasure, you say?
Yes, I I mean it. It says here too.
He, he, he, he even opened his secret vaults for this to to
this offer. Does size matter?
We take whatever size thing we want.
He reads through very quickly. He's looking at it and he goes,
I mean, if it, it's never mattered to me, he says candidly
and kind of wiggles his eyebrows.
And then he says, But to this contract, I think it's as long
as it's anything that you can carry.
OK. Oh, this is a gracious offer,
but we have literally been through hell and back to stand
here in front of you. I would like to request 2 shares
per party. And he just kind of looks around
and scratches the neck. And I I don't know at this time,
I'm not really at liberty to make some sort of deal.
What? What about this?
What? About for a dune.
One for a dune. I was don't know who a Dune is,
but I walk up to him candidly. You could roll Persuasion, but
you can continue. That, Yeah.
I walk up to him. I put my arm around him.
Come on, you want to keep living in the shadows here?
Keep being an underling your entire life.
Or do you want to make a decision that matters?
You can rule with advantage OK. Yeah.
Go do it, big boy. You could be at the ground base
of something huge here. You could be a part of the
person that helped the rum rollers as I like span my hand
across the air like imagination. Oh.
Shit, are we the Shadow Seekers? I get it mixed up.
No, you got it right. You got it right.
I was, I was going, oh, oh, at how unwise or unintelligent this
the snarker is. So he goes, he goes, well, you
know, it's oh very wonderful to say and I think I'm on board,
but and he kind of looks around again and leans in again and
puts his hand. Off.
To the covering, the one side of his mouth, actually, And then
leans in even farther, just to your ear, a Hamilton Flint, and
goes. If you could get me on that ship
that you now own as part of Shondar's deal with Captain
Golver the Red, I think I could get you each an additional
share. He's talking about a dune,
right? No.
We have another ship now. Oh, for the fuck.
That's right, because Mimi is no longer a captain.
She's Admiral. But.
I'm adding. You.
Yeah. Why per the Duke?
Because we have. A dealership.
Yeah, you guys were both there for that too.
That was the the deal that was made for the breath.
Yeah, I thought, Wait, I thought it was Commodore, not Admiral.
No, I don't remember any of that.
It'd be, it'd be. It'd be Admiral.
OK. More than two, Commodore.
Yeah. Good to know.
So Admiral Meimei, you are now amassing your fleet and Gulliver
was the captain of the other ship.
The other ship didn't come with the deal, if you recall
correctly, but you knew that you were going to be able to acquire
one pretty quickly if everything went well with both deals here
and with the Queen. Hero wants to talk to Captain
May May and advise against going for more than that has already
been bargained. He feels it's a little too
presumptuous and risky to ask for more favors from a dragon
than it's already been given. Yeah, yeah.
Admiral Mima at Greece and thinks that we should take what
we have signed on for and then go back to Socrates and deal
with the Queen. Troy.
Were you guys whispering, like being secreted or just out loud?
No, he would, Yeah. I was going to say those those
guys were huddling while you were huddling with the cobalt,
so I'm guessing Hamilton. Huddle.
You go, you, you go, I'll have to take the deal back to my
companions and you go back over to them and tell them what he's
offering and don't know what goes on from there, but.
Broke my arms off to a side. Come on, who doesn't want more
loot? But you also put that for
Cobalt's life at risk A. Dragon A cobalt.
A dragon and a cobalt. Our jobs are to serve our
greater Dragons. You ask.
Him to put. His life on the line by going
against what has been told. He'll be out of here.
Nobody has to know he came with us, but for all Chandler knows,
he stole the loot and reign himself.
But is that an honorable thing to do?
Are we not? No.
But Shondar doesn't know we had anything to do with this.
But were the good guys but. I feel we should only I I feel.
I feel we should only take what has been offered.
Here's the other question I have.
I agree we should only take what was stipulated.
But does a dune count? She her plates were instrumental
in helping us do this. Does she deserve a share?
Then we should. Actually hear I have to kind of
shake the plate. You know what we can get for
adune? The ability to fly, which we can
only do if we go back to sore critis.
Sure. We absolutely can and I think we
should first thing. Oh, here's what we do.
We get our two shares. We let this Cobalt come with us.
He hides on our second ship. We don't know he's there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Has anybody seen Shondar's
treasures? Do we even know if we want two
of anything for ourselves? They might just be shit.
It's a Dragon's. Cord.
It's a dragon but. He's on a eyelid right now.
He was plagued by goblins. Please tell me of another dragon
that you know that has a goblin plague bothering them like
fleas. Like he's.
Just a huge Trekkie. All he has is Star Trek
memorabilia. It's all shit.
It's. Possible.
Like, we don't know. We don't know if the effort is
worth the pay off here, right? We should just take our one and
go see and we can come back later and like try to to bargain
with him for more. OK, I I find myself agreeing We
should not sour relations with our new business partner.
Let let me talk to our new. Business.
Partner. See if I can't get a peek at
what the Horde may mesh have and then I see what we have
available to us and I come back and be like so you guys, you
know I saw this and then we go from there.
Min I'd look to me, May me, May is captain, she decides.
They. They decide.
I mean, I think we take what's in the contract and and get our
treasure and leave. I like I would really like to
see a dune fly, personally. Oh.
I agree with the cat. I agree, I'm not.
Saying I don't want to see a dune fly?
That would be breathtaking. To see a ship out of water
flying through the air. I couldn't think of anything
more impressive. But.
And but as a member myself. Look into the the Horde and he
has gold gilded cannon. Wouldn't Dune want gold gilded
cannon? How do you know?
How? Wait, when did you see the
Horde? We haven't seen it yet.
I'm. I'm still pitching the idea
that, like, I could go talk to him, persuade him to let me take
a peek inside, go from there. Well, he's indisposed right now,
so we have to deal with this guy.
You guys look over your shoulders and he's standing over
there looking at his letters and he looks up at the same time and
he he's like. Hi.
Heroes, go ahead and say my name
to stay the current course and do the right thing.
I want to use persuasion persuade.
I will as well just persuade. Do I?
What do I need to do? Double, Anti, Triple Persuade.
It would be a. Wisdom check, saving throw.
Wisdom. Wisdom saving throw versus his
persuasion, more or less. I mean, I have a + 7.
Oh man. Fuck.
Let's say you're going to have to invest heavily in in Wisdom
savings through those as captain.
Is the persuasion that 22 or is that for something else?
No, that that's my persuasion. Oh, OK.
Yeah. So 22 versus a 16, you're
leaning towards Hamilton, but with the assistance of Kyiro and
probably the weight of the rest of the crew behind them, you're
feeling like you're trying to figure out how to to knock
Hamilton out and put him on the ship or something.
I walk up to me, man. I put my arm around their
shoulder. Territorian captain.
Like. You're going to tell me that
you're not going to want to go back to your crew and just be
like, listen, mate, I know this is what you were promised, but I
got us more. Think of the morale.
You could take credit for all of it.
None of this has to be on me. I won't like.
Oh, yeah, captain me may. She did it all, or they did it
all. I'm going to.
Yeah. Beginning at 10th level, you can
call on a deity to intervene on your behalf.
You're in need is great. Imploring your deity's aid
requires you to use your action. OK, describe the assistance you
seek. Yeah, So what assistance are you
seeking? And roll a percentile die for
me, if you would. Yeah.
So it's like AD 100 that? What you're looking for, Yes,
please don't have. That unfortunately in.
There's one on beyond. Yeah, like a 39.
Equal or. Lower than your cleric level.
What's my? Cleric.
Level Cleric 12? That doesn't make sense.
Yeah, that would be your your cleric level.
If that's, you only put in cleric, right?
So yeah, it should be 12. So that succeeds.
Equal to or lower? Oh shit, your deity.
Does not respond. Yeah, yeah.
Damn, it's worth a try. So I say again.
Come on. And again, I advise staying on
the righteous path will garner us the greater glory down the
line. Does drag are good to them now?
To you later. I forgot your name.
I just see Rick on the thing. What's your character's name?
KIRO KIRO. Kiddo.
So Hamilton looks a keto. So I, I I completely understand
where you're coming from. But we're not the one.
Yeah, Kira, that's what I said. We're not the one making the
this cobalt. I totally forgot his name.
If he even told us. Guess what?
It's not. OK.
It is his to let us take more than one share.
We we can just play. Oh, Shondor's just being extra
generous. If.
Shondor ever finds out, or depending on the situation, we
We play this all by ear. Obviously since the Cobalt wants
to run away and seek sanctuary with us.
We don't know anything about the cobalt leaving and if they find
him on our ship we call him as a stole away.
We already have the loot. Who cares what happened to him?
You're able to cast this. You banishment.
Who are you banishing? This guy.
Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say, I feel
like all of us would be like, no, no, we do care.
We do care. I persuade all you
motherfuckers, I'm. Sorry for a hot second.
We're gonna go deal with Shankar and then go back.
OK, so you you you attempt to cast it on Hamilton.
You, Hamilton quotations. Need to roll me a charisma
through. Charisma say oh fuck.
While they're doing that. It's a classic moral conundrum,
guys. Oh man.
I want to talk to the Cobalt. Hamilton just can't be stopped.
Christ. You talk to, you walk that.
Loot. While you're talking, you got
what is your verbal and semantic for banishment, by the way, I
need to know that. For for this one, I'm just going
to hold my hands out and so I wiggle my fingers and say shoot.
And there's some gold light that flutters around Hamilton and
then turns to a black reddish mist before, I'm guessing a shit
eating grin appears on his face. And he he stayed.
Nothing happens otherwise. I kind of wake waved my hand
like there's a gnat flying him. What was that?
All right, KIRO, you walk up to the cobalt and he goes, I was
talking to the other guy, but you guys made a decision, Yes,
but I'm here. To talk to you.
I think that you should not go against the wishes of the dragon
we leisure. We are what help them continue
their greatness and their treasures and their.
Hordes. We serve at their leisure, and I
do not feel that it is right for us to sully the name of the
Dragons we serve. So we will only take what we are
owed. And you should honor what your
dragon tells you and only give us what he says we are owed.
Yeah. Do you want to roll emotional
damage? Yes.
Emotional damage. We need that as a fucking thing
and sound. Board, that just needs to be a
spell. It's just mockery.
I will make that happen. That was more going for, I guess
the yeah, it would be a persuasion again in this
particular case, unless you wanted to make a particular
skill for that, like I explained before, because it's like
diplomacy. Diplomacy, you could name it
that, but it's it would be based off of charisma because it is
still, you're persuading him, just in a different manner.
You're persuading him with guilt, Yeah.
Let's see. Guilt tripping him.
Yep, legitimate strategy. If Roll 20 decides to work for
me again, it it's it's decided to go crazy.
Oh, no worries. Be nice if the technology
decided to work with last night. No, never.
I constantly am fighting, fighting it as well and only to
do something about the computer I I have not figured it out.
Didn't you say it was your heating liquid cooler?
That's what I was guessing, but who knows?
Nat 20. Just shutting down.
You've just randomly I. Mean that sounds like a.
Cooling issue. I agree.
Anyways, Nat 20, Nat 20, you just see him turn his his eyes
both the off to either side and kind of bow his head and look
down and all ashamed and he goes, yeah you're you're
probably right. Hey it's just you know, life in
the volcano isn't isn't what it used to be with all the goblins
around. But I guess if you guys have
solved that I could probably set up a good life on the island.
He starts to be used to himself. If you would like to see and
travel then I will petition for your release into our crew.
Would you like that? He looks all excited up like
that And he goes I I I think he would be amenable to that.
It would be easier than getting him to part with more treasure.
You save your honor and we save. Ours.
He. He's he's he goes well that
being settled I think we still need a single treasure for from
the hordes for each of you. Oh.
Yeah, I mean, he is. KIRO turns on his heels and
walks back over to Captain May May and the the issue has been
resolved. Good, Good.
Thank you. Let's cross my arms, turn my
back. Fine.
If you guys don't like gilded, if you guys don't want gilded
cannons for a dune, I'm not the one that's going to tell them.
We can get gilded cannons, but we'll purchase them legally.
We're a business. We could have them for free
here, but you know. What if we get audited?
We have to be able to accommodate those panels.
I pull out my phone reading this. 1 I don't know where it
came from, but it's so good. It's called the for profit, a
history of Corporations. I I grab it out of your hand and
I look at it front and back and I'm like, I hand it back to you.
I'm like seems like hearsay to me.
I. Mean that might be.
When we are in the here and now and can have extra, but you
know, we're all saying no. Listen, we're the good guys.
If you're going to be here with us, Mr. Evil Man from hell.
We're going to teach you how some proper manners so that
Hamilton has a nice boyfriend to return to.
Look around. Are we not in hell right now?
No. No, this is a matter.
Yeah. With.
Lava under our feet, are we not? In hell?
No. Volcano.
I think it's also lava. I did.
He didn't want to let everyone know since you guys started to
walk up towards him and we're still debating and such.
He goes, I I do have. It is from his secret vaults,
but besides the size limitation you already asked about, he does
have that of about 5000 gold per per person.
In addition with the pick. No.
So I guess it's it's more of just you know he he's in and it
does it does have some more word age here that he's amenable to
some things if they're over the total value of 5000, you know of
an item anyways. However, if they were to just go
with a straight gold value, that would be the value they would
receive. Is is what I wanted to state.
If they if we just wanted to take gold and not an item.
If we want to cash out, I mean, I'd like an item.
I don't know if you guys have one in mind yet, but I'm.
If you don't, I have a list. And I do, but I guess my
question is, Kat, would you be able to pick up haste?
Pick up Haste. Like if you have the spell.
Yeah, I can swap it out at my next long rest.
Or are you saying I should swap it out now?
No, I'm just theorizing. I'm trying to decide if I want
to get either a Ring of Spell storing or a Ring of Haste if
possible. He goes down to the list and he
goes we we do have a ring of spell story.
Fuck yeah. What a coincidence.
Amazing. I'm gonna put my name on that
one first. Hey, I shared a quick little
list to the to the Facebook chat.
Oh, I should have put it in Discord for a momento.
I will put it in the discord. Right.
I'm sorry. Does the goblin have like a list
of what you have, or is it like a like a classic Josh DM move
where we have to like just pick it ourselves?
Classic. Josh.
I got to know, yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Classic Josh here. Where I mean I'm, I'm amenable
to to to quite a lot. So, especially from a Dragon's
horde, there's likely likely chance that you can find what
you're looking for. Kira would ask only for
Basically it's it's it's it's going to be a a flame tongue
only but with just you know he's going to wear it as you know a
weapon befitting that a servant of a dragon.
A weapon, a weapon befitting befitting a servant of a dragon
dragon. The cobalt gets a contemptuative
look as you guys are whipping out lists and.
No, I I didn't mean that like Kat was whipping out a list.
I meant I could share one if nobody had thought of an item
that they wanted. Oh, OK, so those aren't things
that Kat are at are asking for that You sent the list wise.
I got you. Anyways, so yeah, he he gets the
contemplative look still and goes rather big there, but I
guess they would. That's at least.
I mean, which which sort of dragon might you be referring
to? There's quite a lot.
I mean, could mean quite a lot. Well, we are in, we we are in
Shondar. 'S service.
True. And he goes well in that vein of
thought. At least I can think of a few
items. Not sure what might interest
you, all of which are flame related, just so you know.
I did share one weapon in that list that is flame related.
I don't know. There's a like, what is it?
The the, the grenade. There's a grenade in there.
Yeah. Oh, that was pretty cool.
All right. Does anybody see the crustacean
Clapper? Because I think that one's
pretty cool. Yeah, wait.
What? Oh, I missed something.
Check the Discord general chat. I shared a list of items that I
thought people would like. Oh, OK.
Only one is a weapon, the rest are item.
You just sent me a couple of it. Oh yeah, the grenade.
Yeah, I sent two of those to you because I thought they would
pertain to your characters. But I mean, like, if you want a
witch's hat that you can hide inside of, be my guest.
Yeah, it's a pocket dimension. Yeah, yeah.
So much appreciated. And and steal.
That's great. Sweet.
But do you like just want me to choose one for you that would I
think would fit this to? I would like the emerald
spyglass. This was the Cobalt talking to
KIRO specifically, but yeah that's seems.
Really. Wait, what is Kiro's rate?
What is Kiro's? What?
Race. Half dragon.
Oh, OK. I was going to say I thought you
told us, but I couldn't remember.
I mean, and oh, you just made him feel so bad about himself,
The little cobalt. Pretty much.
All right. I'm sorry.
Carry on. So did, did you want me to
choose? For you there, big lad.
Or was that just vague on because you were still thinking?
I'm gonna say, are we allowed to look through the horde?
The the Horde is quite vast, but it isn't generally not allowed
to be viewed by outsiders. I could, I could provide.
Well, the list would be rather extensive.
OK, I tried to think of a one that would be reasonably to
share. It's rather hard to we we keep
an account of it. But you see that the problem
being that it's rather all in a secret language, so that if it
were to fall under the wrong hands, no one would know.
So do you have Kat wants to know do you have any precious stones
or just stones in general that are black with silver veining or
any vials of white silver like? Vials of white silver, liquid,
very specific and stones that are black with silver.
Silver veining. We do.
We do have a few stones that kind of ring to mind, but no, no
vials of such that I can think of.
And then he goes flipping through a bunch of pages behind
the contract that he's looking at currently and it almost looks
like his eyes glaze over and you can see them moving faster than
the than they should usually if he'd cast something on himself
to search through the documentation and he goes, yes,
and he stops on like a a page in this like really long accounting
book farther back there's a few stones we could I could we could
part with one that would be with inside of the values reach.
I will take one of those stops. OK, I I will make a note and he
does. He pulls out like a piece of
paper that he sticks to the other one and writes on that
one. And then can I have a name Cat.
He looks up from his documents, OK, looks back down.
Ritz CAT. Yeah, yeah, That's all I give
him. Just cat.
Goes I I think I'd heard something about an emerald
spyglass. From someone else.
This is another thing that was wanted.
He May is going to salute. And presumably explain the
Byglass that you're looking for. Yeah, it's emerald made out of
emerald, and you can see the stars any time of day or in any
weather conditions. He goes, Oh, we have several of
those, and doesn't even have to flip through the pages.
I can most certainly any does make a note off the side of Cat
and says Emerald Spyglass from General Wares.
It looks like you're reading upside down, but yeah.
Oh yeah. I think that is 2 items I've
gotten as well as a third if I'm remembering correctly.
Was was there an ask for Ring of Spell Storing?
Yeah, I'm gonna take this one. Struck it sick.
Looks like a skull. This.
What? It's got a little skull icon on
the front. You know, like the really cool
ones. You'll find them like teen
stores. Oh.
When you said this one, I thought you were talking about
like something more specific. My bad, I was I was really
confused there for a second. I was like anyways and he goes I
we do have a ring of spell storing.
Like I attach a little skull to it if you want.
Fuck yeah. No charge for that I guess.
Probably get. Phillip to do it.
Anyways, that's three items I'm I'm seeing at least.
I do have a hats off question. Yeah.
So this is only qualifying for the party members that are here
in present now. I did.
It's for the rum rollers. But those who have accomplished
the task, that is, what is the terms of the agreement were?
I'm just asking in case other members materialize, if they
would get a reward or if they just miss.
Oh yes, no, they would have. They they the the
unfortunatenesses of time. I don't know.
I don't know what you mean by materialize.
I'm assuming you're more hats offing like you just said
though, But yeah. They're.
Sol. I don't know.
I don't know how else that would role play that particularity
specifically. Yeah, that's why I was like, I
think this is a hats off question, but I was just like,
yeah, is somebody else going to come in next session and be
like, oh, I wanted treasure but like sorry you didn't exist
then. Pretty much you could share in
mind. When we basically picked up this
contract, it's like we took it because people didn't exist.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
It was just if. We all would have grabbed 2
item, could have shared. Everyone but you would have
shared. Well, tomato, tomato.
So I think there's two more items to be had.
All right. Well, on that note, I would be
interested Ring of Invincible or Invisibility.
Ring of invisibility. He goes through the pages and
his eyes glaze over. It looks like it was.
I don't know if we have a ring. And it was like.
Come on. Come on, baby.
That's all I'm asking for, since apparently I was outnumbered and
you were still be free. I'm just asking for one ring of
visibility. Oh.
I see, I see. And he goes, well, I think there
might be one in the out. Yep.
Here it is in the deep vaults. It has some nasty ramifications
if you're willing to those. What would those happen to be?
And he goes spinning back through the pages and he goes,
well, according to this, it says something about having to
urinate every minute. One Ring to rule them all, One
ring to bind to them. While invisible or just while
owning? I it it seems to to stay to
while it's while it's on the person.
While it's on the. As in equipped.
Oh, so while while it's being used.
Yes, while when it's when it's equipped, it seems you will
constantly have to urinate every minute, but you'll still be
invisible. And pissing yourself.
What about a cloak of invisible? Ah, those we have several of,
actually. Funny enough, they seem to be
thought of as rare, but I don't know.
People just keep dumping us off on them.
Huh. OK.
Oh, I see why he gets to that. They are also cursed.
It seems to be a fun item to curse.
I don't know why. So you have the ring.
But it's. Cursed.
Indeed, indeed there's there's very.
I guess it's very rare to find the item itself without any
curses applied to it. I think it just has to do with
in in general. And so candidly, it's
technically a legendary item, which I know Georgie got, but as
a as a invisibility cloak, he doesn't know that it it's also
cursed, but. Yeah, I was just saying we all
got cloaks. Are they all cursed?
Not the not the not the normal ish cloaks.
Because they aren't they aren't cloaks of invisibility, which is
what this that was talking what we're talking about currently.
But apparently per D&D lore, for whatever reason they're just
legendary items. So I was like, well, I guess I
have to make these somewhat interesting in the sense that
like as a legendary item they have, it has to.
Maybe there's a? Hilarious side effect.
Yeah, basically. And well, George isn't here, but
for everyone that is he he's he's going to be at a severe
disadvantage for alcohol checks from now on.
I'll tell you what, my good Sir, I'll take the ring.
Well, all right. If you insist.
What about you Find, Sir? I wasn't quite sure about Dragon
Weapon. I know.
It was like I like I said, rather vague.
I could choose for you. I just want to make sure that
you're we're clear on that note. Are we looking for a dragonator?
Where's my Dragonator? Where's?
My dragonator. Hero.
There's a hand axe in that lift that spews fire, in case you
didn't notice that. I can certainly choose choose
one for you. I just want to make sure that
I've, you know, fulfilled the terms of the contract and it
does say of your choice from the Horde.
So. So hats off one of the for one
of the characters. They're not here.
Is it Sonora? Sonora.
Yeah. Sonora is not here.
What out of these items, which one would be a one for Sonora?
That's a good question. What is her racing?
She's halfling monk, halfling monk.
Maybe the spectacles? The stone.
Yeah, the Adder Stone. It does almost the ancient
teardrop. That you can see.
Oh, the that stone. I wasn't sure if you're
referring to that or the Adder Stone.
I think either the Adder Stone or the teardrop.
Yeah, I'm I was talking about the the adder.
Always so she's always almost dying, so I feel like 2 HP
mushrooms and the ancient teardrop would be great for her.
Yeah. I will take, I will take a
teardrop for a friend and myself.
I will take nothing but the gratitude of serving a drink.
Yeah, you you currently don't recall that she exists, but Oh
yeah, I'll. I'll accept it.
I understand. I know.
I have a friend who would really like.
It there's. Another Room player.
I feel like I. I not taking this crustacean
Clapper, I feel like that's gonna be that's a real bad.
Listen. I so I really like that too.
I feel like that might. Should I drop?
Me, this eyeglass. As much as.
I like spyglass. Yes, you should draw.
I said should I drop asking for the stone?
Because I don't know how big the stone is that he's going to get
me, but I already have like a giant boulder of a stone on a
dune that I can study. But I figured more samples the
alloy that I'm looking for would be helpful.
But yeah, that Clapper the the the claw Clapper is really nice.
Yeah, I I think I'm going to run up to the guy with the book and
be like, can I can I change my mind?
He goes, well, I haven't ordered them to go get it yet, so sure.
Yes, please can I do this claw Clapper instead?
OK, Claw Clapper, crustacean Clapper.
It's such. Clapper What does it say?
Yeah, what does it do? Yeah.
I. Was going to say I can read it
out. Give me a second.
Yeah, it it's this claw shaped bell and it suburbs a horde of
tiny sized crustaceans. When rung, they will act as your
allies and do your bidding for up to one hour, and they ring
the bell once a day. Thank you Daily Dungeoneer for
that one. Yes.
Oh, I think, you know what? I actually think we do have
something of that nature. Wasn't very widely he, he's
scrolling through the pages and he goes, he dusts some of the
thumb of it off and he goes, it looks like it has been nearly
forgotten. Yes.
It looks like we have something of that nature.
Yes, I can get that for you instead of the oh, the spyglass,
the emerald spyglass. And it sounded like an ancient
teardrop was the other request. So I think we've received all
requests here. I can be back in a juvy and he
rounds the corner, goes over to the guards that are standing at
the door, whispers to them, and one of them opens the door into
the place where you guys just went into the lava tubes and
starts going off into the distance.
Probably takes about 20 minutes for him to return.
While you're while you're standing there, if you wanted to
short rest or do whatever else you do in in said time.
Short rest I'll pump my spells into.
Oh no, it don't have the thing yet.
I mean, what do you guys think? Do you think we'll also do we
know if we won the the contest? Yeah, I don't know who do we?
We probably just asked him about that.
But did we get less points because we weren't part of the
orgy? He's still standing there by the
door and I'm guessing you guys turned to him and asked him the
such and he goes oh oh Oh no, no no.
The orgy did not play into the effect.
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
However, sorry to say you were playing up some against some
hard figures here, especially the world renowned Pop Tart.
He kind of stole the show with his act about not.
Not only was he his normal self of pretending to be inside of
something called a toaster, it says here, but he also was
somehow escaped and then became, you know a star.
I I really don't. I didn't understand it.
Shondar loved it though, so he he kind of had the final say on
that one. He him him in pop, it was in the
orgy. So now that you say something,
maybe it does have to be something to do with that.
Anyways, he only wins like, I don't know, free, free, free
weekends on the island. For life, out of of of of for
life. Yeah, you know it.
It's just. Jeez.
I get it already. I mean, Chandar feeds and
clothes us for life. You're an employee, right?
Base. I don't know what that win
means, but, you know, kind of, I guess he, yeah, he takes care of
us. I just can't believe the famous
Pop tart was here. Oh, he's still here, but I would
not disturb him if if I were you.
Right. He just fucked the dragon so.
Get it? Yeah, he appears.
What do we want to do? I guess wait here and collect
our stuff, go back to Adunay, have a meal and discuss our next
step. Do we want to say goodbye to
Shawn Door after we get our items or do we just want to take
off back to? Well, we need our shipment.
I don't know if that's ready. Oh yeah, we need that.
You might want to wait till just the morning.
It should be should be finished by then.
He he was trying to work through the performances so it don't
don't worry about that. It's just that I think when the
evening was winding down he had about half a crate more to fill
up still. So it depends upon how many
times he orgasmed. And.
If he kept the bottle in front of him anyways, yeah, so he he
should be able to get that the rest of it to you in the
morning. Awesome, I turn to the others.
We should check them all when we get them, because one or two of
them might be a Magic Dragon splooge instead of a fire
breath. Oh.
That's a salty situation there. That could sell for a different
price. And right, that's.
True, we could breed Shondar without him knowing.
Right. You guys are talking?
That's a big Turkey baster. And a willing host.
The the door opens again and the.
Maybe not so willing host or something.
Bearing all of your items that you requested rather than to
each of you. I wonder what's the weirdest
half breed that we could make with the dragon?
That's just what I was thinking, actually.
I just didn't want to say it out loud.
A dragon Siri. No.
About to be just. Yes, you're the dragon.
What does KIRO say? KIRO, KIRO just kind of looks at
you. They mean it's half.
Of a dragon. He's half of a dragon.
Yes, you are half a dragon. Oh, what's the other half?
Maybe this is how you were born. Human.
Oh, probably a Bard. My mother can sing really well.
Oh, that's nice. That's probably a Bard.
Does she perform? Seamstress.
You know, I was thinking of dragon and other race
combinations and you know, a willing person.
And the first person I thought of was Ash, and I was like, she
can change length. What happens when you combine
that with the dragon? Poof.
You get Ditto. We could find out.
That can be anything that you like.
Ash is already Ditto. That's a good question.
Ash is already what? Ditto.
True. Yeah, she is.
Well then, when? She recently got the.
Dragon by rules of Ditto. Pretty much.
Dragon Tails Dragon. Wait, so does that mean it would
just be a dragon? Yeah.
Per per, per. Like you're saying, Ditto rules,
but it would be it. It would depend upon the dice,
right? We have a whole booklets.
It's it's called We Do. Well, next time we see her and
if we pick some up in this shipment, we can consider that,
I guess, if anyone wants to get pregnant.
Oh. By the way, if you guys needed
anything else while you're here. Oh, hey.
My name is Shesrin. You can find.
Me. Just around.
I'm on shift and duty today for the counting parts, but I could
definitely acquire you anything that you might need while you're
a guest of Shondar. I mean, we could buy more items,
that'd be cool. But I'm also poor, so I think
I'm good. I miss what was asked.
I got this. If we need anything else, this
guy will support or like get us stuff.
But also he looks very uncomfortable because we just
had that conversation in front of him.
Do any graphic. A dune.
What dune? Needs rash, she said.
She was running low. We need to spill out her stock.
Oh, true. Of what?
Reminds me, we are very lower ourselves.
We will be sending the new Captain Jesryn on our ship as
you've taken golfer on yours to to be going back to Socrates
more or less at the same time you do to acquire more.
OK. Rations.
If we were to take much from ourselves, we would have to boss
down our eating for the next or so.
I think we have enough to make it back to Socrates and we can
stock up. You were just offering, so I
thought I'd ask. Well, I understand completely.
I can certainly acquire a meal for the evening or so, but a
week's journey might be a bit hard, for how how many was it
that are in the rum rollers these days?
No idea. Anyways, keep forgetting.
Just a few. 19 + 1. This many.
I hold up both hands. Yeah, that would be be a bit
hard for us to part with at this time for that many for like a
week, three meals a day. Sure.
No, I mean a donut can make us meals.
It's just that she's hungry and she eats either the blood of the
innocent, which she's not a huge fan of, or magic crystals or
something. Right.
I'm not sure. Who's this dune?
Is but that's nice, the most important rum roller?
Yes. Oh, it's.
True freaky to everything. Did did I miss them on the list
then? I didn't take their name down
for a treasure. I'd look over at, that's what.
We're saying. Yeah, she needs she needs a a
magic. She needs a magic crystal.
For dinner, Pull out the plate. This is Wait, wait, wait.
This is What Do We Do with the Goblin Butt Crystals.
We still have them. I mean one of them like when I
woke up was split into three and I only have a third left, but
like the other ones are fine I think.
Yeah, there were five others besides that.
Yeah, Canaduna use those. We don't know.
Nobody's identified them. You can't hurt to have an
actress. Turn a cat.
Do you have identify? Elbow deep in the right now
here. It could be, but also like I was
saying, if I'm looking be me, if Adune was, you know,
instrumental in helping us, like, does she want anything?
I mean crystals for sure. Or.
The emerald, The ice glass. She could see the stars
eyeglass, yeah. Might be great for Aduna.
Or if there's any kind of special sales that we could put
on. Makes her extra swift or
something. That would be cool, yeah.
Or ones that like glow in the dark or something, I don't know.
Should I be looking for ship items?
Probably. What with the dock?
For, like, a really fancy bedazzled like what?
What's the wheel? Steering wheel.
Yeah, the steering wheel like a real fancy.
No, that's not it, Helm. Helm.
Yeah, a real fancy helm that I don't know bestows upon
whoever's driving to never it icebergs or so I don't know.
Whatever. Never had obstacles.
What if it? Was sales of gust.
Wait, wait, what if it was like, like you say, magic sales of
Gust? Because we're going to make her
fly, which makes her like, go up in the air, but we need like a a
method of locomotion, right? Yeah, we need to accelerate,
yeah. Yeah.
I think like if we could get sales of, yeah, like a sale of
gust would be great. Or of wings?
Up to her, really. I guess we could ask.
She's her own person. We don't have a way to
communicate with Aduna when we're not on.
No, we will just have to go through the plate.
But I don't know if you guys brought that Lady or not.
Yes. Yeah, I think it was Mimi that
picked it up or Ket actually. I picked it up, yeah.
Well, you guys teleported to us, right?
Correct. So then how do they?
The plate that's on the ship, Yeah, there's.
A plate on the. Ship OK, yeah.
So we had the one, they had the other on the ship, they
teleported to us. So the there's still a plate on
the ship if you want to go ask a dune.
Yeah, I'm going to hop down and you'll find a private corner.
Wings or like a sail or, I don't know.
She's her own person, is all I'm saying.
Yeah, I'm going to go find a private corner and I will spin
up the plate, go through and ask Ajuni.
And you get to the other side and goes, oh cat, you've come
back by yourself, is it for the special times?
Not yet, my love, but I have an important question.
We are getting items from Dragon's board.
For our. Reward.
And I wanted to know if anything in you specifically wanted.
Oh, so lovely. Well, just for me, I could
hardly imagine, you know what would be great.
I I've been struggling with not being able to direct everyone.
I don't know how they would do something of that nature, but
being able to see would be great.
Does Adune have a figurehead? Yeah, it's from very long ago,
way back when she was just being stolen from Babylon and after an
attack from gargoyles, one of which turned back to stone and
was placed on her bow, I believe it's called.
Plus we have that statue we just picked up we could use.
We could use as a figurehead, Yeah, as like.
A2 Point O upgraded. So I.
Think that's a Zenith thing, so. All right, Aduni, I I
understand. I think we can.
Hopefully they have something that would be.
I shall return and I go back to the portal.
I pick up the plate, put it back in my bag, and then I walk back
over to the group and I walk up to the cobalt and I'm like, do
you have an item I'm seeing that would allow a blind person?
Interesting. And he's going through.
Give me one moment here, search through the wares and he's like
flicking through the pages as as fast as little hands could go.
Yeah, 'cause, like, I know there's like amulets and rings
of trucing or truths like the mask that we have, but I don't
know if that would help her just see.
Right, exactly. Errata's eye would work.
What is it? Let me find it.
It's called like Erat's Eye I5 E artificial eye replaces a real
one that was lost or removed. All the eye is embedded in your
eye socket, quote UN quote ship. It cannot be removed by anyone
and you can see through the tiny orb as if it was a normal eye.
Or she gets a item of Arcane eye which lets her then place it and
move it around at will. The arcane would probably be
better because if she wants to be able to see upon her deck, it
would have to be some kind of item that we could her center.
Yeah, and that's a fourth level divination spell, Concentration.
Up to one hour, but up to Josh as to how you want that to work.
Give her the ability to see sight.
She can finally look upon Cat her beloved.
Yeah, Arcane Eye seems seems feasible, you know, in the sense
of it's it's a magical eye basically, and it hovers in the
air, so it's not like it and it's invisible.
So it's not like it's something that has to go like you're
saying, with the other one in an eye socket, which she does not
have, right? Yeah, yeah.
And that one's pretty limited as to what she can actually see.
She can see like in front of her.
Yeah, that's why I was thinking of some kind of medallion that
we could put on our mass, put on the Helms wheel, or even hanging
around the the figurehead. But I figured the center mass
would be the safest place for item like that.
Same with like true sight. Like you you need to be able to
see regularly for the most part and then you can and then you
can see the rest of the the the the invisible creatures and so
on. Have advantage on yeah saving
throws against perception and such.
But yeah, so I definitely think that the the arcane eye is is
the the line of thought there and it would be from from the
accountant's perspective he would go, well, I I have
something it it's kind of rather mundane.
It's more of like a item that is enchanted with sight.
So that I think, I think it would work for your case.
It would let you attach it to something and give it arcane
sight that. Sounds perfect.
OK, let me just go over here and he goes back over to the guards
and tells him he just, I was just at the horn, he says out
loud. He opens the door and stomps
off. That guy's not mad, is he You?
Know he's he's fine. He gets to eat and pay his and
and feed his family and has a nice clean place to live.
It's it's fine. Takes another 20 minutes if you
guys. I just wait there patiently.
Probably like half that time because he doesn't have to go
through the horde to get it to get each individual item just
has to get one. But.
Oh, how big was the stone that they found Cat?
The which stone was that? The ancient teardrop?
No, that was. No.
He asked for a Blackstone silver vein because that's alloy and
it's pardoned. Thank you. 8 inches, very big
diameter. OK, not as big as the first one
he found, but he is going to ask somebody else to pick it up for.
Him. We can pick it up.
And just put it into his bag of holding and he'll just get it
out later. Sure, Cat.
I wanted to ask you upon your next long rest, would you mind
preparing the haste spell? I wave the ring that I've got.
I'd like to load a haste into this so that I could use it on
myself. I can definitely.
Do that. I appreciate it.
He comes back around the corner of the door, holding a ribbon.
Just a simple ribbon. Yeah, looks like it's a blue
ribbon. Yeah.
So what color? Good.
Needy. So.
Beautiful. Proffers it out to someone I I.
Don't know who the rabbit. OK.
I'm going to go back. Tied around your.
Neck. No, I'm actually gonna go back
to the private corner and spin up the plate again and just.
I'm immediately going to a dune. I'm like, all right, I got my
rock. I've got a dune ribbon.
I'm going back to the ship. Bye.
You go back to where you guys stage to the goats and send up
the plate and go. Actually, you know what I
haven't asked for is the performance.
I fuck so hard. 15. Oh, very nice.
You succeeded the plate if you wanted to tell me how.
While I'm holding the ribbon in my hand, I'm gonna or I'm gonna
hold the ribbon in one of my claws while I pull the plate out
with my beak, and I'm just gonna set it on its side on the ground
and while holding it with my beak, spin it with the ribbon
holding hand and take a step back.
It spins up in front of you and like you've been doing this all
your life and you walk through with Tua Dune who greets you
well, that. Was pretty quick.
Yes, I believe I have exactly what you need.
I'm gonna go up to the deck and I'm gonna start looking for a
place that I can rip. And how long is the ribbon?
Long enough? I don't know.
Is it long enough to tie around her mat or do I need to tie it
to like, OK so I can put it around her?
That's just what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna just walk around her
mass, leaving the ribbon on one end and come around to the other
end, and then I'm going to attempt to tie it, which I don't
know if I can do. That'd be a sleight of hand.
You've Mage Hand right? You do?
I do have Mage Hand. You could cast that.
You don't get get advantage, you said.
Sleight of hand. Yeah, 18.
Yeah, so you you you're able to
get it just around it with the hand holding it in place.
And you're you're standing there at the bottom of the mast and
are trying to jump up to the hand before you realize, oh, I
can just take the hand and loop it around and by a nice bow onto
the mast and adune gasps in your mind.
And it was. It's been so long.
I'm now just happily like just jumping up and down and
fluttering things and I was like, you can see.
Yes, yes, it's wonderful. It's so blue and, oh, that's a
smoky island. Is that where we've been?
Yeah. This is Sean Dars Island, and
this ribbon came from his horde. This is wonderful.
I'm glad that I can see you look into my little crustacean
friends that followed me along. I'm just leaning and I'm just
hugging the math now. And two arms come up from the
deck and hug you back and go. Thank you, Cat.
It's so wonderful to see it again.
You are most welcome. I'm so happy you can see I get a
little choked up. And there was much rejoicing.
Yay. Yay.
Whoop. Whoop.
We all turn to each other back on the island.
I wonder what they're doing. Or we don't know why on the
island we just feel an urge to like, chest bump each other,
right? There's just spontaneous chest
bumping. We're all celebrating.
A feeling of joy overcomes everybody.
All right, well, cool with that. It's almost 10, so I don't know
what else we can do in this session, or if there's more to
do or if we. Can call it.
I think we go to bed. Yeah, I was gonna say I think we
got all of our items. About to say that so we're.
Long resting. Yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll say
too, just as a gap filler there too.
You guys give Kat his time with a dune and then I'll filter
around the wall to see the portal still open and file
through with the last one. I don't know who it is, if you
want to tell me. I will be the last one.
Realizing they have to grab the plate and walk out of Shondar's
volcano because otherwise there would be one plate inside of
Shondar's volcano. Yeah, I'll do that.
I'll take the nice long trek down the mountain.
You'd probably. Have little eggs, but they're
fast. My hero.
You'd probably add, we'll say, four large coconuts to your
inventory for safekeeping. As you're coming down, I think
Carol will walk with me and may down the mountain.
He doesn't mind walk. Are you interested in coconuts?
Because you would see vigorously.
Every 5 lbs. She can probably store a lot
more. She'd probably.
She'd probably store and gain more.
Oh, so she's gonna come up for days?
Gives you some more and continues up another tree.
From realizing you're there to hold more.
She gathers another 15. Yeah, for her.
Don't love 19 coconuts that you guys get as you're coming back
down. Put the lime in the coconut.
Mix it all up. We put the lime in the.
Coconut. Yeah.
You you walk through the destruction that Raro and Kat
had brought in the middle of the forces to to a a a cavern in the
in the middle of this maze of tunnels that's much larger than
you Remember Me. May specifically but also still
slightly smoking in some of the Cobalts, cleaning up the mess
that they're trying to make it. You know more of a sane
elevation so they don't have to go up and down as much over a a
rocky terrain and they're just going well thank you for
clearing out the goblins. At least we don't have to do
that anymore. I don't know what task Shondar
will come up with us for us next, but I was getting tiresome
pollute you as you guys walk by. I mean, it just gives him a a
salute back. And you, you guys too see like a
train of Cobalts that are carrying goods down to the ship
that has banked with you guys there too to fill up for trading
that Shandar was ready to do with Socrates that you know, to
get some more food stores for himself as well.
Hell yeah. See, Captain, now we can have
your beach day and that's. Right.
As the as the as I did I I've kind of been going backwards
here because you got the coconuts and then you walk
through the tunnel but as you're leaving throughout through the
tunnels you had the cobalt 2 that was getting all the items
and was accounting the accounting cobalt he he says
we'll send one down in the one of us down in the morning for
the shipment of breaths from Chandar so just wait on that
and. Before you take off, but it
should be. A nice evening and morning for
yourselves down on the beaches, OK?
And I will come and do as I promised and get you a part of
our crew. Yeah, make him a part of the
crew. Oh.
Right. And he goes, well that would
that that would be wonderful. I will be sure to escort the,
the, the crates myself then. And he salutes as you guys walk
off as well. And yeah, you guys make it back
down to Adune on the beach, who's greets you in your minds
as you're within sight seeing distance of her and goes.
Whoa. Didn't meet me.
I didn't realize you were so short.
I'm standing up on the railing now and I'm just waving my wings
excitedly. Hey you guys.
I let out like cock a doodle Doo of excitement.
We had the Leslie Beach day with a dune and yeah.
Yeah. Perfect time for the beginning
of next session before you start out into the seas of middleman
again. Back home.
Yep. We're on our way.
How long have we been on this
island? How many sessions now?
Well, time sessions. I I know, I I know.
I just went back and looked at date time wise and it was like
December, November. Thing.
Real world but. No.
So probably like 8:00-ish for every other week.
Yeah. And then just a reminder, I need
to post a thing but need to see when people are available.
To fill it to finish off. Yeah.
Yep. Yeah, that would be.
KIRO, you're also welcome to join as yourself, obviously.
You would have. To see KIRO now.
Yeah, you'd have to make a. That's what I was kind of
alluding to with the eurythmic veracity sessions.
You would have to make AB and D character based upon yourself.
Basically that would be yourself you.
The only the only restriction is that you have to be human as a
race. Otherwise you know your your
class would be based upon what you think you you are.
Yep. Which includes multi classing
and such but. Yeah, I just multi classed
during this last year at my by asking God to be my patron.
Oh. Yeah.
So now I'm a Divination Wizard and then the Knowledge Cleric.
Which, interestingly, I guess here's the thing.
Technically I shouldn't be playing anymore, because as soon
as I would have realized that I could eat myself into my own
dimension, I would and never show up and never return.
Oh, right. Well, no, I guess I would have
to still play 'cause I need to further the plot to get myself
out of. The whole world.
And to be fair, completely, completely fair.
Those dimensions work like Ishmael's tower in the sense
that he has the ability to create things for the most part,
but like especially living, living entities and complex
items he can't create. So it's just like.
However, he can entrap them and like get them there.
So it's like, it's it's like a it's like, I don't know, it's
like. Stargate.
It's a. Thing I would say it sounds like
a like a video game level where everything is just a mechanic
and not a living creature. I don't.
I don't know the Stargate reference to to help that, but.
No, you're good. No, that that makes sense.
I mean, no matter what I I was just commenting on the fact that
now we can all pop into our own realities.
Yeah, I can elaborate more on it to when you guys are in those
because and not because like whenever you're not in a
session, that's where you're going to be from now on.
You won't stop existing, you'll just be in like this place that
you can have been doing stuff that was.
In my own void. Exactly.
I exist because I believe I exist.
More or less you exist because capitalism, at least Rural's
view of that I will. Try to corrupt you all one
night, but tonight I will call it a night.
Good night. Good night.
Good. Night.
He got off the call and immediately started mocking the
cat because he a. Grand and wonderful.
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