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Allelopolis away. Fucking Craig.
Craig. The.
Future stands on the knife's edge.
The Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
The campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite Sea,
fitting to myth until myths are forgotten.
And again the Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins,
turns. Hitherto we left our adventurers
known as the Rum Rollers in Socrates after delivering the
breath of the red dragon Shondar to Sir Ferris Telus, the lead
artificer of Socrates. On behalf of the Orc Queen
Theoda and the people of Socrates, Sir Farris promised to
work up the cures for the citizens who had their magic
sparks stolen by the mana thieves from the ocean.
He also gave them a satchel that at the end of each day will
populate with their profits from the potion sails.
Deciding their next move was to heal the newly acquired corpse
of the wizard formerly known as Matt Nimaway, KIRO in rural take
a carriage to Zenith Altar Island, the goddess of
knowledge, where the headache elite promises to heal the body
and KIRO harvests some octopus eyes for the replacement of the
wizard formerly known as Matt's corpse as well as Nimaway is to
hold on to the soul his soul until at the end of the 10 day
required ritual that they're planning so that the soul in the
body can be remanded. The room holders then depart
back to the Dunai's deck for dinner and planned their next
moves several meetings, at which point they were met by one of
Ferris's understudies who asked if they were ready for a dune to
start her upgrades. So they Dune agrees and they
move to the castle for the evening, where they had after a
restful night's sleep and figuring out some new tricks
with the weapons acquired from the God Table several and they
They held several meetings with Radaha Lauren, the owner of the
and proprietor of the pink Plush pig, another of Sir Ferris's
under studies apprentice, and then eventually with Queen Fiat
and Shondar themselves. During this, they'd learned that
they have full access to the city's coffers for its defense
and planning for the defense. As as which they start to play
out the plan for Queen Thea and she says I don't give a damn as
long as you fucking fix the problem.
So they begin to lay out their plans themselves together and to
it is brought to their attention at one point that in trying to
fight off the Horde they'd met Hero Cat and Grand Dam had met
with the leader who promised, or rather they had promised, that
they'd already conquered the city and that they were going to
meet the PNC back at the Lava tower with 10 sacrifices.
And OK. That in mind, the Rum Rollers
get with the City Guard and plan to unleash hell unintended as
it's already been unleashed on the PNC by dropping seeds on
them and with exponential growth.
Along with a signal that is to be sent to Shondar and the City
Guard who would simultaneously push the undead horde from the
City of Serpentes gates. At which time the Rum Rollers
would then attack the PNC full force.
After laying out all these plans, the Rum Rollers take to
Aduna's decks, newly upgraded decks and appreciate all of her
improvements, as well as set off on the maiden voyage of her new
flight. At which point, sailing down
from the city docks and barking towards the Horde, they decide
to take out the commander forces behind the the Horde at the
gates, Rural and Cat slay them deftly while a dune catches up
over top of the city, all floating gracefully.
And as the last bits of droplets of blood poof off of Rawls
extended claws and cat is hovering on what was the head of
a vampire also blood poofing away from them.
Doing a sails up broadside to meet the companions the other
the rest of the crew. Let's find out what happens this
time. So yeah, you guys find yourself
where you left off there? Yeah, floating above the city at
the entrance gates with the horde of zombies that had turned
after their commanding officers, it seemed, had been vanquished.
They turned and started marching back kind of aimlessly towards
the direction of the lava tower landed.
Back on deck. All right, brother.
Oh my ears perk up. Was that grand?
Am just in time. Who puts into existence on Grand
Dam ship? Appeared, staring blankly into
the distance, his pupils dilated like a cat that just spotted
something. I nod, deeply understanding the
feeling. He looks up at you and only one
of the people's focuses in on you while the other one stays
distant. And we should sell whatever
you're on with the millionaires. Wait, where does Grand Am
appear? On a dune stick.
Oh, OK. Oh, I'm sorry, the Come Room has
had to be acquisitioned for other space.
We don't have one of those now. Should, should we allocate other
space for that? And Dune's voice chimes into
everyone's head. I.
I mean, I don't think it's very necessary that we have that
room. OK, so long as they don't like
pop into existence in the middle of a wall or something.
It's the welcome room now anyways.
I think my decks will do fine. It will save from the most
disorientation I believe. The welcome room now contains
like just a list of everything we've been doing, a map of where
we've been going. Like when you wake up in the
welcome room you can get a download of what's going on it
also. You just get updated real quick.
Yeah, it also has just like a modest sized porn stash with
like lotion just in case like you need it.
And A and a wet, wet, crusty sock.
It's wet and crusty at the same time.
Oh. I'm just saying that Brandon
goes in there, he's coming out moisturized.
Oh no. Every inch of him, just he's,
he's just using the lotion as intended, like as manufacturer
intended. We all just give you a stink
eye. Hey, guys.
His charisma becomes 0 rather than -1.
We're in the middle of a fight. We are.
Yeah. Yep, Yep.
Are we waiting? Steer him over to the edge and
point him down at the zombie hordes.
Destroy. Oh, no, wait.
We're stealthing first, right? Or do we decide on that?
I had to step away. I'm sorry.
We don't know. That's the question.
We can either continue stealthing to the place to try
to drop off the bomb, I mean, or we call in our allies and we
take care of their army. We have established that a Dune
is an entity, correct? Yep, yes.
OK, so pass without trace would work on a dune.
Yep. OK.
Thanks you you are saying? Something before we massacre all
of the now headless, so to speak, zombies.
I'd be very curious to know where they are wandering off to.
I believe a couple of lives, I think.
They're going back to the tower. Oh.
OK. I thought they were going north.
They are not the direction of the tower.
I don't know. If they're concentrated in one
spot, it makes it. Easier.
So you want to take them out now?
I mean, here's the third option, right?
These are currently employer less employees.
If we want to rephrase how we look at them, this could be an
unlimited supply. I see where you're going with
that. Do you have any idea how to gain
control of them? No, we'd have to make a deal
with one of the PNC after we. Murder.
No, no, no, no. We're not doing that again.
I I feel like this complicates things.
That's fair. Ross and these poor souls need
to rest and we need to put the ones that did this to them in
the ground. Have souls grand am throwing
seeds over the side. Can zombies feel pain?
Like if there's a soul in there, are they just constantly in pain
because they're decomposing? I don't think zombies feel
anything honestly. Well.
So are we taking up the zombie horde and then going for the
bosses? We will give away the
opportunity of surprise, but we will kill the entire army of
zombies. Surprises.
Gerald looks at Grand Am. Grand Am.
Can you control the clouds? Me earlier I might have been
able to be able to. I did come up with something for
that. It should be in your inventory.
It does. Have.
Yeah. Does have charges now?
It has charges now. That's fair.
My last time where I just continued hitting it.
My plan is to make this as stealthy and as inconspicuous as
we can. If Master Grand Am can make us
look like a cloud in the air, we can take the holy water in our
possession and rain as down on the hordes as we cross our way
to the. That's.
Sweet like a big like a big mobile cloud.
As long as it looks like a rain cloud.
We'll have to be like smart about how we move around, but
that's smart. I like this.
And then we center ourselves above the volcano, let the
deluge fall, and let loose the dogs of war and kill everyone in
there. I'm sorry you.
I'm sorry, dearie. It, Dune says.
In your mind, in a way. Did I hear an exasperated sigh?
Is everything OK? That wasn't me.
Ah, OK, perhaps I misunderstood. Apologies.
OK, so do I only expend charges when I make big lightning boom
or do I expend charges anytime I use it?
Where did it go? I have to go back to it now, to
myself. One moment here, looking
something else up. I guess if it would be any time
I use this either of the spells I've discovered on it.
Why is it so? Dark.
I don't know why it's so dark, but I've highlighted it to see
it. What the hell, my mother's
calling me. Grand Am's going to make the
weather cloudy though. Have you seen something in roll
20? You should be able to see the
map. OK.
I got a notification by the graphic setting.
I'm on a different computer. I will just use the.
Power of my imagination. That's fine.
You you should be able to imagine sort of by now too.
What? I have a feeling that the
approach to the tower is going to be a little bit more
strenuous than we think. But also remember, we don't just
have the holy water, we have one of those dragon bombs that we
used on the goblin army at one point.
True, however if we use the bombs it would look more
suspicious the cloud coming towards them.
But if we look just like a rain cloud.
No, the bombs would be for the tower.
Ah, yes. Because you said, well, you said
fly over there and let loose the deluge.
But like, do we rain on the tower or do we blow them up?
Also rebel. Dragons fire due to an open pit
of hell. Fire.
Master Interact. I will let you use your
imagination when it comes to let loose the deluge.
I think to myself of paying off the edge of the ship.
How about that I'm back. You're good.
I believe it's. Not holy, but it's hot.
I believe the focus charges were explicit to that particular
power that you had found with it.
But as we've stated before, with these objects you can do
multiple things. So if you're trying to you.
Said oh, I see, it said. I see the charges up at the top
now. Yep.
It didn't. It says on the map like on the
IT says 0 of 20 charges so that's why I was confused.
Like, yeah, you, I believe, currently used all of the
charges, but you did go to sleep, so you could roll that D4
to get some of them back. All right, D4.
You use them all just on the tower though right?
Like shocked aftershock of just blowing at the tower.
So something probably happened there.
Yes, I absolutely did. Oh, I didn't join the.
Camera, you know, like a kid with a candy or a kid with a new
Game Boy was one of those new gaming systems, the handheld
ones. The fight with Rolf Funny one
second you're. Good you're doing, he goes on to
say to in everyone's mind as you guys are thinking about what to
do. We hadn't figured out that
shower system thing. Maybe there's some settings that
Nimbaway can figure out on the cannons because the cannons
themselves only had the power blast setting the last time you
had it on. She looks towards the end of the
cannon to see if there's a thing to rotate for a sprinkle
setting. 4 carges back. The rain.
Oh nice. So I will utilize those one of
those to make a cloudy. Investigation.
Check for that. Or is it?
Is it just going to be? You look at the end and you
don't. You don't see a dial at the end,
but you probably look back at the the handle portion and you
see there is some sort of dial there.
It is kind of unclear exactly what it's trying to entail
because there's like these vague diagrams trying to tell you what
what it's attempting to do. So you may require some
experimentation. A dune.
Oh yes, Siri. These diagrams since you
manifested this Canon. Oh, I didn't really manifest the
Canon. It's been brought onto my deck
by Ferris. Oh OK, so the the entire
apparatus was brought on, including the connects.
Oh OK, OK, what do I see? What do the pictures look like?
You see one that has like a a triangle on it, another one that
has like a line on it, and then and then another that just has a
line with dashed lines on it. The line dashed lines.
It's more complicated than doing laundry and so I'm not sure
she's speaking to the crew and the the party.
I'm not sure what these settings do.
This is my best guess. We might want to do a little
burst and see what happens before we let loose.
Or do some of us want to like, fly alongside and like, skirt up
the, like, clean up the edges 'cause we're going to be here
and we're going to hit like a big swath around us, But unless
we, you know, fly back and forth, unless it's cloudy enough
for that. So.
I don't know how obscure it is right now.
Grand AM as you kind of focus in on the on the map, you get this
sense of casting a spell even though you haven't used any
words or semantics and there's kind of like slots to input on
it. So if you go to that control
weather you can let me know what what what you're doing there.
OK. Let's see, how do I?
Too bad you couldn't like control whether the holy water
to just be like a mist that hangs out down below us.
A deadly mist of holy water. Yeah.
A mist that we follow in the chippable.
Right, so that'd be cool. We we have 3 settings on this
Canon, we can test each one. Where am I?
Where am I starting? Is it clear?
It is currently a mostly clear day.
You guys aren't up in the clouds.
You do see clouds that are above you.
They are intermittent. It's not like big poofy
cumulonimbus. You got some probably clouds.
Yeah, some striated stratus. Stratus clouds I would guess
really high up. I'm going to make the changes
that we get. We're going to make it more
cloudy, increase that to Level 3, and then I'm going to change
whatever the wind is to be favorable in our direction.
OK. And then I'm going to make it
warm just for me. The air starts to warm up and
you guys see a rolling fog start to pour in from the from from
the ocean and the the clouds that are above you that were
stratus clouds start to lower. Not quite to your guys's level
because you guys are still pretty low right now, but they
do seem to gain mass and and lower to a like yeah, I'm
forgetting all of my spheres just below the stratosphere.
That makes sense. I.
Believe. You OK?
Argue it, I look. Clouds up there.
Do I look like a a meteorologist to you?
Master, Master Grand Am, is that as far you can bring the clouds
down? I.
Don't want to be like obvious about it, right?
Like a clear day suddenly turning into like super cloudy
just right here. Then I say, we take ourselves
into the clouds and make a little rain.
At least the deluge, I say, unzipping my pants.
I spread my wings. My siblings all do.
The same. I'll go ahead 1 sorry.
You wake back the gun. Not, not quite the deluge I
meant. You said use your imagination,
it's my choice. You'd like like me to go up?
To meet the clouds, just just enough to.
Obscure us. OK, she you feel like.
Changing this throughout the duration of eight hours, that'll
last so I can make it more cloudy, less cloudy, rain, snow,
hail, whatever. Right.
Yeah, I just had to do some research because I was trying to
figure that out myself too. Of like where they're sitting
because I, I, I, I remembered vaguely looking this up before.
But so, yeah, you go up into the clouds, which is like at least
7000 ish square feet or not square feet, feet into the air.
And you, you see, you know, the town of Socrates shrinking below
you or the city in it and the air gets a little bit harder to
breathe. It's not you guys aren't
struggling right now, but it is it is rough as in you notice it
but. I complain endlessly.
KIRO turns to Nimoy, letting him away.
If you could please, What's the phrase?
Mess around with the controls and let the rainfall.
And do she sets it to that setting with the dashed line and
just press the button briefly just to see what happens or it
pulls a lever or whatever the control is?
It is a button. I was going to ask though, what
are you aiming at? Just straight down, just a quick
little release. You press the button and it does
a single burst of and as it as you see the jet that comes out
from the end of the cannon slowly dispersed, especially as
it hits kind of the cloud layer start to crystallize some even
and cooling Socrates off even farther.
It seems like coating the area with a even slower haze than the
the fog was. It's probably just like we'll
say like 10% of the area below you that you can see through
that distance seems to be covered with droplets that you
you'd released. So did it release a mist?
I'm confused, you said. Haze.
So it actually released like one beam, but then the beam hit the
cloud and then it seemed to disperse.
OK, like 1 solids. I opened up a sink.
Sorry I. Have a question, How do you make
holy water? You get a holy man, You have a
holy man, bless the water. They have the ceremony of one.
You guys currently know that you're in the possession of 12
decanters of holy water, by the way.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to bubble
them. So go ahead.
And anyway, I'm. Having trouble visualizing what
you mentioned. So is it like one solid stream
as if I opened up a sink it dispersed when it hit the cloud?
Yes, and. Could I repeat this in the same
spot? It seems to have just like blown
that portion of the cloud away that you you're looking at.
It was when I say a jet, it was more of like a high propelled
stream of like like a pressure washer but tuned up by a lot.
He said that he said that Grand Am said he could control the
weather now for like 8 hours. Could you just like replace the
clouds that we poof out it takes?
10 minutes for any changes I make to go into effect, but I
can make the weather better or worse for the next 10 minutes.
Got it. So we have 10 minute.
Every in 10 minute, every intervals, Yeah, OK.
I turn it to the setting you said.
There was a triangle and a straight line.
Were the other ones. Yep, I turn it to the triangle
and I do the same thing. And it seems to have less power,
but it comes out in a wider spray, so it covers more area.
It still disperses the cloud, but it's again as soon as almost
even before it hits the cloud in this case, because of the less
lesser power starts to crystallize and condense that
portion of the cloud, dropping more of it down.
OK. So looking like condensing in
the cloud and then raining down. Yep, I see it.
OK. Tell you see the clouds of an
indoor I. Think this is the.
One make it rain normal. Let me test the last one just in
case, which turns into the straight line and does the same
thing. Pour unholy water into holy
water. Does it become holy water?
Or does the holy water become unholy water?
Or do you say it just becomes water?
Contamination. I I figured it would be like an
alcohol situation and like if you took 60% alcohol and poured
it into like. I don't know that you can do
water that's but you know what sure, let's.
Let's go with. That sure you can having to ever
heard of those guys that they like they're hope they're like
skeletons are holy and then people chop off their fingers
and then they use the fingers to like heal people that's like
diluting holiness in essence it's.
Less diluting and more dicing it.
Sure, but it's spread out, you know, one part per how many.
It's just a smaller piece. In in this particular case, for
the whole time that you were pressing the button, which the
last time it seemed to release maybe like a 10 foot long
section when it was on the dashed line.
This probably releases a 30 foot section of length of water
before you're able to even let your finger off of the button
and you guys are just floating softly.
So I I'll say that it's probably gone through a part of the cloud
that you know isn't there anymore unless you're re aiming
through another portion of the cloud having realized that.
I would have I I would have guessed that seen how
advantageous the clouds are to the water stream, I would have
waited until we could maintain as many variables to the
experiments as possible. I figured I'd hoped to because
you see the the beam of water turn into like a waterfall as it
just, I don't know if that came through, but it gushes through
the cloud and there's just like this beam of water that that
flows down onto the city, dropping somewhere in the range
of easily, you know, 60 gallons at this point onto 1 unfortunate
soul or another you're, you're not sure from this distance.
Well, like wait. We're out from the city, aren't
we? We're like a hell.
Of a horde. A hell of a jet.
Yeah, I don't know how you were aiming.
That's why I asked before if you're taking any aim into
consideration. But the horde would look like at
6000 feet away from it, it would look like it, you know, nothing
more than a a dusty cloud next to the city maybe.
Although each time would be straight down because an angled
beam of water wouldn't look natural falling.
So we just. Need to keep our.
Keep our like cloud 7000 feet above the the smudge of zombies.
Should we tell the city that they should go outside and kill
all the zombies too? They're an advantage right now.
I mean, regular people can't get hurt, right?
Unless they're like. As long as I use the right
setting, which I I do plan to. Yeah, and we're 7000 feet up,
right? I send out the text message to
the city guard. Hey buddy, it's me :) killed
some vampires. Winky face, blood symbol, blood
symbol, blood symbol. We'll go ahead and attack the
zombies. They are leaderless and we are
raining holy water down on them. Bring umbrellas if you are
allergic. You just get an exclamation
point, exclamation point, exclamation point back and then
a a dead skull sign symbol and then and then he he send sends
also to careful with the holy water.
It seems to have damaged some property.
Oh. My sincere apologies.
SOS So sorry XXX Sue me. Question mark.
No. All right.
I put the phone away. You get you get a buzz in your
pocket, you probably look down quickly and you see just half in
legible text, half kind of just like he he he doesn't have spell
check obviously. And and it just just says no
ask, no tell. Like, I like this guy.
I like this guy. All right, the city's moved on
their way, so we should all just get in position and start what,
gently raining holy water down for the next 30 minutes or so?
Until everybody stops moving. Well, all the.
Enemies stop. Nimaway turns the setting back
to the the cone symbol. The triangle bombs away.
I'm on. Board 1 and I will join in once
everyone starts. And she starts by doing just AI.
Guess she has to do bursts to wait until a dune flies to fresh
cloud patches. Should we have like snacks
during this like cutscene down of zombies and fighting and then
cutscene up to us, we zoom over, we shoot out some water, we take
like a 30 minute or a 32nd break and just chat, Just chat about
life, you know? You might if you didn't get a
buzz in your pocket saying with a two swords and then a shield
and and some more exclamation points with a attack following
and then probably not long after you reigned, we'll say like 3
bursts, I guess down through the clouds.
You get some you, you, you get a worried face, like a sad face
almost from the guards and they're saying doesn't seem to
be working. The time I let everyone know we
probably should have gone down there and like checked, I think
we're too high up. As you're coming back, coming
back, if you guys are headed down, Aduna does that.
Too delayed dilute. If it's too.
Diluted. We should head back down, Aduna.
Complies and says OK and takes you guys back back down through
the cloud cover that you're you're.
And as the city grows, you can kind of see the horde is still
mostly marching N some of some of it is engaged with city
guards though, that have come out through the gate at the
bridge that crosses the and they they're engaging them, but some
of them are dying. And not just the zombies, but
some of the guards seem to be dying as well, but from the holy
water. No, the holy water just seems to
have muddied the playing field. So to say the zombies seem
unaffected. They they just might be slightly
more soggy. Holy waterproof zombies.
That's when are zombies weak to holy water, anyways.
Yeah, that was my that that seems to be the case.
More so, they don't seem to be affected by it at all besides
being soggy. How?
What kind of manner of undead creature is this?
Grand am picking his nose. They removed good damage in 3.5.
Either they are unaffected or condensing in the clouds as
dilating it too much. Let's try going down and
blasting one like point blank. We should be able to just hover,
right? Super Soaker rage.
Oh OK, they didn't remove it from the zombie itself to Grand
Dam's point and talking hats off right now.
That's what I was looking at, but there's something in in some
part of the rule set that I I'm guessing it's under holy water
itself. Specifically, that states if the
target is a fiend or undead, it takes 2D6 radiant damage.
I believe so. That's that's specifically holy
water statement rather than the zombie itself stating it.
That's where I was getting lost on it.
So let me just roll this real quick because I'm on board with,
I'm on board with what you guys are trying to do.
It was just the real set that I was looking at.
Oh, wait. The holy radiant damage is
exactly why a Franklin's trying to get himself a human sized
condom. I remember I remember your yours
yours state specifically, though, too.
If you remember that that was a damage that affects you.
Theirs does not state in like their damage.
That's that's where I was getting hung up is all, but I'm
I'm with you guys here. So let's see they that.
Isn't a human sized condom just a rain jacket or a poncho?
Yeah, but I want, I don't, I want it to be sealed.
I want no liquids to escape. Oh boy.
Thanks. Because Franklin doesn't
breathe. He doesn't need air.
Not. Necessarily.
Got it. Like just coat him in rubber.
Just like fully coat him in rubber.
How will we can? Will Frank Will Franklin become
Will Franklin become Ezra's new chew toy if you're coated in
rubber? BDSM suit with the mouth
covered. Oh no.
Essentially. Hi, I'm BDSM Franklin, the ripe
young age of physically 12. Oh my.
God. Yeah, terrible.
OK. That's.
Disturbing. So it looks like, OK, so I'll
reset the scene. What you guys see as you come
coming down through the clouds, some of the zombies are melting
away and their flesh is melting away at this point too.
And at least half of the board is down, but the other half
seems to have gotten up in there still uncaring state.
It seems like even though they their their bodies and flesh are
slowly melting away, they're still attacking the guard and
we'll rule for them. We should go down there and
like. Screen the front.
Lines, but they they seem to have it it sort of under
control, but that's still like, you know, some of them that's
where they were hoping for a complete slaughter from your
attack. So they they're they're still
easily some 500 ish zombies that are getting up and attacking
basically. We can take them.
We let's get down there, Admiral.
You're here. We.
Believe in us, we got this guy. Hero looks to Nimway.
Lady Nimway let the deluge roll, and he jumps off the side of the
of a dune, a sword drawn and ready to He's going to fight.
That's Broy. Grand Am is just going to watch.
Giveaway slams her palm on the button and holds it so.
How close are we to the battlefield now?
On on what setting first address that and.
Con. Con.
Con cone.
Oh, OK. And then secondly, you guys are
probably, you'd probably gotten down to at at least 500 feet
above the ground level to get a clear image of the battlefield.
I would guess unless Aduna has been told differently, which is
what she's going to sail down to from the from the clouds.
Kira left Aduna in charge of the Admiral since the Admiral
reappeared. And are you jumping off under
combat? Oh yeah, Oh yeah, he's a yeah,
he left. He left off into combat, sword
is drawn and he is making a basically a beeline to this, the
biggest pile he can find. I'm guessing you're just
dropping too. You're not until you get closer
to the ground. You're not like flying at your
flying. Oh, yeah.
No, his wings are tucked.
He's he's coming in like a rocket and he's going to release
it. His wings out the last moment.
Does this come in hard? Hard on something man.
Hard on. Hey, what's that?
There are undead things that need to be made dead again.
He is in paradise. You're not giving me a huge hope
for our future, Franklin KIRO buddy buddy friendship.
KIRO is totally going to help Franklin with the concept.
When you land you need to add 50D6 to your damage.
Shit wings. Wings.
No, I know you're I'm I'm I'm not to you.
To the damage you're dealing yes, remember I I figured this
all out before because I was like I was like all down for the
dropping from high heights and feeling this damage right at the
last second right before you land.
SO50D6. Yep.
OK, let me see. KIRO for rolling for KIRO, All
right, Olivia, left or right, because we know how the the
thing likes to roll for me and stuff.
Left or right? CR is the left.
What CR is a blue? Whale A.
Blue Whale. Big.
I can give you that in a second, baby.
What do you choose, Olivia? Left, Left.
My my character she is taking forever to load.
Would you be OK with a killer whale 'cause it looks like
they're see? Because my stupid idea is to
jump off like inspired by KIRO but turn into a blue whale as
he's falling. Is 3 How much HP does a blue
whale have more than 50D6? Yeah.
I mean while in Wild Shape. You can come with me.
Yeah, you'll be fine in Wild Shape because the Wild Shape
takes the damage, not you. But any any additional over its
maximum carries over. So if you take 50D6, you'd take
many hundreds. That would be no, do it.
You, you should do it. It'd be funny.
Do it do. It that I don't.
Know. What the CR?
According to the Blue Whale. Larger than two.
Yeah, it's it's it's at a 10 for the blue specific.
When I was looking up some other stats, ACR 3 for a killer whale
though, and then I was trying to find this guy.
Yeah. You could be a sperm whale.
Yeah, they're pretty. All right.
Or Abaluga. First, first attack on the
Zombie 15. The the, the one that's going to
come in and oh. Yeah, that'll that'll and.
Then that'll hit awesome because of the Cortana's cleave if this
kills him going into the next guy.
Right, I remember. This is a transfer deal.
I remember all right, so if I'm just going to do my, my attack
my, my damage first, so nine and then I got to roll a oh, wait,
oh wait, I forgot I'm level 9 now as I jumped off because
level 9 source agents are allowed to assume a stance in
combat prepared. He is going with dragon stance,
which adds an additional let's see that was 9.
Then what is my fire for? Yes, you need it additional
damage. Oh yes, so just him alone right
now is 14 because he hasn't turned on his sword nor has he
transferred the 50D sixes into this yet.
That's just 14 from him. And then D6.
How do you do that for multiple? OK, hold on.
Oh, it lets you click it. OK, still still clicking.
Hold on. If you want to transfer to
anybody else while you're Oh really?
That was fast. Oh God, I'm still, I'm still
clicking. I was going to say if we want to
transfer to somebody else while you're clicking, because I knew,
I knew it's going to take a while.
I've I've rolled like that before.
It's actually I think I rolled. 176 and all that will transfer
to the next guy and if that KLCM it transfers to the next guy
until it's all. Out yeah, you you basically
obliterate the first guy, which would take.
Well, they're all mostly down to 1 HP because of that particular
move of the holy water. And then they have their undead
fortitude, which is why they keep rising right?
So they keep they keep keep rising.
So we'll how how many was it A. 176 + 14 so.
So you take down 100A. 190. Yeah, 190 before it stops it
just like, and as you land, the mud from your slash kind of
covers you and in your slash you you spray it with the holy water
across a whole swath of zombies, taking it, taking down and 1/4
of the horde that's left. Point of order, if a undead
takes radiant damage, they will not get Undead Fortitude and
Holy Water does radiant damage. It's not in their stats, man.
It's not in their stats. I'm.
On Rule 20 Zombie. No, I believe you.
I'm I'm saying I'm just saying that the one I'm looking at on
D&D Beyond, it's just not in their stats.
But I'm not I'm not unless it's radiant Themis.
Yeah, I see it now too. So yeah, I would I would grant
it, but I'm I'm already here. He's.
Still killing a whole bunch of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, he's, he's killing things all right, basically.
Sorry guys, is tariff not where we are?
Tonight, tariff is where we are. Helenopolis.
I went into tariff and it took me to the evil campaign.
Oh, that's my apologies. I am the one at fault here.
Let me get that situated. It's been mostly theater of
mind. I mean, that's fine, I'm OK with
that. Yeah, yeah.
We're we're floating above the city on Adune, that is, my
apologies. The rain is gone.
What kind of Jessica Dune is? Rain.
And then bonus action ignite the KIRO sword lights ablaze.
And who's the closest guy to me, Josh.
Probably some zombies at your back.
Sweet. He's going to spin around and
try to hit something. Please God, hit them.
Hit them really hard 10. Jesus.
Oh, man, that just hits. They're not, they're not real
strong guys. Oh.
Lovely they will take this is nice +4 is 21 + 2 of these bad
boys. So 21 and 1334 damage and
transfer until it runs out. Taking down another total 34
zombies. So when we get there, we just
start blasting away. And that's my turn.
Hero is a kid in the candy store right now.
You're so concerning to. Violence I.
Create violence taking the number down to oops.
Oh, I did math poorly. Oh wait no wait, I forgot.
I said like half of them died in the first volley, so like 300.
And as you take down some of them too, you got you notice
KIRO, that they don't just fall even if you're slash is is
taking some of them in half. As they separate and land on the
ground, they explode in a volley of limbs and gore, covering the
now muddied battlefield in a gross mass of gook.
At this point, I think we should probably roll initiative, which
we had not done. Yeah, that sounds better, right?
That's a 2 for KIRO. Balls I forgot.
Goodbye, There we go. I need to edit, I need to edit
the encounter. Some of it might just be off the
cuff, though, so we'll just do this.
OK, That was populating, actually.
Go away. My my computer's freaking out on
me because I tried to start the encounter with the 1000 zombies
again. DND Beyond.
Maybe we should like do a like have a look a little legend
where like each like each token represents like 20 zombies.
Yeah, I'm at this point just going to write stuff down
because I'm, I'm, I'm doing the math and then not relying on the
computer because the computer's. Yeah, the computer is not
mathing, even though that's what we invented it to do.
It's not working. Yeah, too fair.
Yeah, 'cause I see, I see the, the, the gash, the pit to hell,
and I see like everything else is sort of like flashing.
It's definitely angry. I don't see 1000 zombies, but
that's probably for the best. What was kiros?
2. I need to.
11 and so it looks like so far Rarl's going first.
I haven't gotten Nimoways or. So I don't, I'm on a computer
and I don't have that browser extension.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And mine I wrote a 22.
Oh nice, and I see you got a net 20 there RARL looks like on my
side. You're not coming through if
you're talking. Oh yes, that was very exciting.
His eyes dilate fully. And KIRO, OK, so looks like Raul
you'd be going first, then after that hero surprise attack.
OK got something I want to do but it's a little intricate and
I want to see how much I could have prepared as we were
descending. I have on my possession several
chains with hunting traps on the bottom of 100 foot ropes or
chains. Can I take some of my stuffed
vibrating penises? Soak them in holy water, have
them get clamped by the traps, and then just fly around
whipping them back and forth. You.
Most certainly can. Fuck yeah.
I don't. Think that's.
Not the best use of your pill off, maybe not.
I have many of them maybe. There's it's.
Allowed and we've got a connect in the city 'cause I figured
like, they're big sponges, right?
Like it'll just be like whacking, whacking them with
both iron like an improvised like weapon and smacking them
with holy water again and it'll be funny as fuck.
It will be funny. No, I should have rolled that
all multiple times just to see. OK, yeah, you have like 85 traps
on this, hundred on like 85 total on like maybe three sets
of chains. You don't have that many
pillows. All right.
Well, I mean, I put a bunch of as many as I can on and whatever
else that we have on board that might do blankets, other
pillows. OK.
Grand AM, I don't know. Oh.
Figure something out. OK.
So you you spend your turn doing that then getting those ready, I
guess, and well that. Was my question like as we were
descending because we. Were hundreds.
Of feet up. Thousands and then.
Yeah, thousands. And then KIRO yielded himself
off the end. Oh, no.
So he was only I thought you were doing it at 500 feet when
you got close enough, I thought too.
OK. So yeah, that's that's when that
happened. That's why.
I don't, yeah. I guess my question is, could I
have done that in preparation as we were visually descending?
Sure, I think so. I think you may have gotten
maybe not all 85 of the traps filled, but probably about half.
I clip the chains onto my flight suit because it has hooks all
over it, and I salute everyone and I take off.
I guess I cast fly on myself, it's my action.
And then I take off. And then I use my full movement
speed at just the right height, zigzagging back and forth across
the battlefield. Could you possibly carry 100?
And I got to do the math again. You can, you can carry more than
your carry weight. So I can calculate my carry
weight and then you can carry more but it's like half speed
but. I'm still 1515 lbs of strength.
It's like 110 lbs for just the chains.
I guess I should have done this beforehand.
I was I was thinking about a. 120 lbs before I am half speed.
I mean, I, I, I take as many as I can without slowing myself
beyond, you know, half speed. I would say I'd I'd say the two
chains, 2 chains are all 2 chains, 2 chains.
Cheney Boy let. Me go, you're able to to lift
and carry and fly with, but you would probably still actually
know you you wouldn't be at half speed quite yet.
I mean, might be with all the shit that's attached to the
other chains now, I would say that you're you're just for the
sake of the matter and knowing how much your speed is and
knowing how much that's not going to affect you.
Yeah, you're at half speed. OK, so 60 + 60 because movement
speed dash and then movement speed action to fly, bonus
action to dash. So that's 120 bass.
Are you trying to fly though straight off the git, or are you
trying to follow Kira's lead and just plummet?
I'm just going to plummet until I get to the bottom.
Got it. You can manage that.
So 120 times 2 because I have boots of speed times 2 from my
feline agility, so I can move 480 feet.
I spend 480 feet just wildly zigzagging around swinging these
chains, trying to hit as many fucking things as I can.
Wow, that was a pretty damn high roll.
You want to roll? Yeah, out of 100, You want to
roll your unarmed strike on top of that, just just so that I can
get some other numbers in the mix, I guess to see what's going
on. Attack.
Or for damage for. Attack.
Unarmed strike where? Cat's claws?
Wait, why do I get +9 with my proficient weapons?
I don't get it. Numerate.
You're on deck, by the way, with Grand Am to follow Cat and then
KIRO. So 18 + 927 because I should be
proficient with my cat's claws. Yeah.
We'll, we'll see. You took out another 97 of them.
So stupid. And as you're swinging the
chains around Hero, you're seeing the bludgeoning of these
foes around you do. I hit KIRO no.
No, no, no. But KIRO, you probably notice
these limbs start to twitch as they're on the ground, even
covered in the mud and holy water.
But if that is that your turn, then roll.
Yeah, that'll be everything. All right, Nim away with Grand
Am on deck. Does no way notice the moving
bodies? Probably not at 500 feet.
As a squishy little level 4 babe, she knows she's going to
do the most damage with a water cannon, so she's going to stay
right there. Ready to action or are you
aiming for an area? Is there a more dense area or an
area where the soldiers seem to be losing and taking the most
casualties? There does seem to be on the
left. On the left flank there does
seem to be a bit of untrained soldiers slipping in the muck
that are struggling trying to fight off these.
The slow zombies that are are are just falling on them at this
point to at different and trying to get at them through their
armor. She she urges A dune over to
help that that group. She turns just ever so slightly
in the air so that you get a good shot.
Yeah, I can angle. So yeah, I'm going to basically
methodically like a grid paint the the areas where people are
in most distressed. So like over down, over down,
over down try. Not to miss it.
With the triangle still OK you're you're able to in a turn.
I would say, are you probably fired off twice with an action
and a bonus action? And when you're, when you're
spraying it at this distance, you're able to paint an area
probably of one swath is probably like 200 feet.
So kind of with just a little bit enough overlap that they
still touch your, your, your and are accurate enough to get the
area that you're trying to be. You're probably covering an area
of like 300 to 400 feet in width and you see some of the zombies
start to fall apart to the point of not being adamant.
To your eyes at 500 feet they they look like they stopped
attacking and some of the guards have started to get back up and
and wave thanks up at you. Good.
She immediately starts looking for the next group that looks
like they're in the most danger. OK.
Grand am with Cat and then KIRO. All right, Grand AM is going to
run his fingers through his beard and pull out five Wasps
crawling on his hand. He is then going to say it is
time my little ones and cast giant insects on them and all
five of them are going to turn into giant Wasps.
Bro, I should have dreamed you Grand Am and Franklin should be
best friends. Oh yeah, we still got to do
that. And he's then going to the
that's Grand Am's action, the Walsh actions since I controlled
him, are going to be to pick up Grand Am all at once and carry
him down there. OK, what's their fly speed 3040?
It is, let me see, 50 feet. Wow, using their action and
bonus action, I'm assuming you were able to get 100 feet down.
How far we I might have missed that piece of information. 500
feet. You did say earlier if you had
the opportunity to get on my back you would have.
I did. So I will let you decide what
you want to do with that. That's entirely up to the GM.
You're probably still hovering at around 100 feet, Rahl to make
the chains most effective, I would guess, so I will allow it.
Grand Am. That would take you to the
ground wherever you would want from Rahl's back, basically at
that time in their midst. Well, I guess that's everything
I've got. Are you aiming for a particular
area though I. Want to land near KIRO?
OK, so you you, you get dropped right beside KIRO after he'd
flashed 2 definite lines through the midst of the of his front
and back. So you're off to one side where
there's still probably some zombies on his on we'll say on
his right. Then it would be Cat's turn with
Puro on deck. So I'm still on the deck of a
Dune and I. Don't.
Oh yeah, and me Mei. What did you roll?
Or what? Initiative, Sorry.
I missed that. I didn't.
I am now. And majestically on the front of
the ship just. Well. 19.
OK, you will be. We'll just fit you in before
KIRO then. I can go last.
No, KIRO got a two. It's fine.
That's why I asked for it at all at this point.
So go ahead, Kat. Can't do worse than two.
So Aduna is 500 feet up, right? Yep.
OK, I don't think I have any spell that can really cover that
distance. Yeah, because I have chain
lightning and even that's only 150 feet, so I don't know how
much help I'm going to be up here.
I suppose I could launch my shelf off the ship.
You do a swan dive a. Chicken Dive.
Yeah, yeah, I could just jump off.
You know what? I could jump off and I have True
Polymorph. I could turn into something.
So I could like launch myself off and then turn into something
right at the very bottom. That would be pretty sweet.
True pollen. That's a big spell to use.
What would you turn into something that would be able?
To it's AT Rex. AT Rex will take a bunch of
damage though, wouldn't it 'cause it wouldn't have the
ability to like I'd. Figure like a.
Squirrel. I feel like a squirrel could hit
the ground and be OK. Well, I figured.
And I could fly down to the ground and right before I
touchdown on the. Ground.
I just turn into AT Rex so like they see it's a bird fluttering
down and then boom D Rex. That's what I would imagine as
well. OK, well my movement isn't going
to get me all the way to the ground, but I'm going to start
flying towards the ground. Falling.
Just eat. Yourself.
Yeah, well, I'm going to open my wings and control my fall.
Well, you you might not you could you?
Could try. You could try.
I'm going to tell Dune to stay safe and I just launch off to
the edge of the ship. Because I was like an.
Idiot. Really.
Held Spiral. What is it spiraled?
Spiral like a football. You you should probably roll an
athletics check. I would I would say.
OK. It could be acrobatics as well,
but. Oh, let's get that out of a
slightly better. OK team, so you're, you're
realizing you're not falling fast enough as you jump over the
edge and open your wings. So you close them and you hear
Ryall just scream spiral, I guess.
And you you put a spiral on yourself which seems to speed a
stool barrel. Roll.
A speeding spiraling chicken through the air and are able to
open your wings last minute before you hit the ground.
So you're you. You catch yourself from the fall
and I assume pass polymorph. Yeah.
And as I as I hit the ground or right before I hit the ground,
I, I cast polymorph on myself and I transform into AT Rex.
And just as my feet make contact, I just let out a huge
bellowing roar over the cloud of zombies or whatever's left of
them. I need my sock for my T Rex.
Yes, yes, you do. While you're bringing that up,
I'm I'm assuming that was your action and I don't think AT Rex
has a bonus action because of the tiny hands, you know, but.
I could be a little long. Should I go with the roll 20 T
Rex or the? Some thighs.
The Roll 20 sign. OK,
yeah, it looks like I just have an action of multi attack and it
doesn't say anything about bonus actions.
So yeah, as I land, I just roar and I just try to be as
intimidating as possible. You still need to roll 50D6 for
the zombie that you landed on. All that poor zombie.
DD6. It's flat.
I don't think splat counts. It.
It's it's, it's atomized by the insect.
It's AI. Don't know if any of that came
through, but how? Many did you say?
50 with A50. Dang, dude.
My scream. We're fucking them up.
Yeah, 171 damage. You land on top of probably it
at the size that you are to at least 10 of the zombies, and all
of them turn to a nice bloody pulp with the mud that squelches
between your talons. And they don't seem to exist
anymore. And none of their body parts are
even visible through the mud and blood that's just squished them
into the ground. After letting out my roar, I
kind of just stomped my feet up and down in the squishy bloody
mud and I'm looking around myself making sure the rest see.
Like this is what happened to your friends.
All right, that'd be mime if you could.
So how far away are we from any sort of zombie?
500 feet on the decks of a dune. When does she move?
Yeah, I can't. I would say she moves with
Captain or Admiral. Sorry, Admiral Meebee.
Damn. Shit.
Wait, waiting for any orders so to say.
Who's she a dune? Oh OK, are we over top of the
horde? Not directly, it's more of like
an angle, but yeah, yeah, that that's the best way I have to
explain it right now. Yes.
So I think I would like to run over to one of the water
cannons. OK.
Like my compatriot is doing, because yeah, I can't really do
anything right now. So the water cannon to like
spray holy water over as many zombies as possible.
So I don't know if my movement on a dune is separate from a
dune's movement. It is she I believe if I
remember correctly without pulling it up right now with all
the other screens I got going on, I think it's 250 per turn
and she can go up to basically 500 if she doesn't do anything.
Else does she have her own turn? She would.
I'm lumping it in with yours though so that you know any
orders you have. Yeah, so I would order a dune to
get closer to the zombies or be more overhead that it's the
water cannons have more reach. And then, yeah, I will when
Aduna is, as Aduna begins to crossover so that Aduna is on
top of the the zombies, I would then begin shooting the water
cannon right to again cover as much area as possible 'cause it
is holy water in the water cannons.
Yes, yes, OK. And she kind of interprets what
you mean by pulling up, up to almost over the over your top of
your companions with the right side of the field that seems to
be populated with the most zombies to the to the, to your
guys's right or, ah, shoot starboard.
Yeah, starboard and making sure that you know you have a Direct
Line across the the remaining board.
Yes. And you press fire.
Yeah. OK, that's a roll.
Roll to hit D20 plus 6AD. 20 and AD 6.
Or AD 20, no +6. There you go, 19th.
Oh, that'll do it. Could you roll 8 D 10 for me?
I sure can, Mr. Damser is it? Oh shit, 8D10I can't.
How do I? I want to.
I want over. I can't.
Hold. On right, right, if you're on
D&D Beyond, right click it instead of left click it. 8 D
10. Yes. 41.
You see another chunk, Yeah. So you press the button, having
not selected anything, and you see a jet of 30 feet of water
just burst forth from the end of the cannon and take down another
what looks like swath of zombies.
You're guessing 41 as they melt and.
This holy water plant looks great.
It is. It is to the mastermind.
Captain. And that is my parent.
All right, KIRO, you be up. You said I noticed something.
Ligaments still twitching all right.
It seems like the bursted apart limbs and other various sections
of zombies are twitching, yes. Where's the nearest skull?
Probably not too far from your feet.
I'm going to Master Keldor, could you wash my back for a
moment? And he's going to kneel down and
examine one of the skulls to see if there's something that might
be causing them to still function.
On that request, Grand AM is going to have one chameleon
towards his back to literally watch his back while the other
watches the zombies. Oh, OK, I see.
So are you. I'm trying to.
Figure out like AI guess it'd be an investigation or religion I.
Mean religion. Religion could be also
associated with it, I was going to say.
Please roll nice and for me. Damn it.
All right, That's a three. Of course not.
Yeah, yeah, but he's just going to smash the skull into the
ground and see if anything pops out because yeah, it should be
dying. As your action, I'm guessing
with the investigation and the smashing I I won't really
require any rules for the smashing.
But with even that minuscule of a religion check you can guess
that the pieces of these entities that are no longer
themselves per your own definitions of such are probably
trying to react to their commands from another being.
Is is is what your guess it would be best best placed, but
you're able to smash that particular skull into the mud
and muck and find some sort of stone that it it collapses on
eventually. Perception to notice if I see
something trying to control them.
You can certainly try. I love it when you say it like
that. That'd be an 11.
You probably feel, with your understanding of things, the
faintest of pool in your hand as your pool as in force direction
away from you, and it stops as you finally scrush the thing
under your under your grip. But as you're looking back up,
do you have any more actions on your turn?
No. Well, except to move.
Where. Where?
Where is this? Where is this?
Where is it pulling me towards it?
Which direction? North and I'll, I'll describe
more once your turn is over because it's their turn.
You said North, right? Blast.
They know we're coming. That that's, that's all he's
thinking in his mind right now is like, they know we're coming.
Duh. But that'll end his turn.
As you finish up, you feel the field switch, as in the overall
presence of beings on on the field seem to kind of coalesce
in the northerly direction, maybe 200 feet from your
location. As all of the limbs and pieces
start to not crawl, not limp, not stretch, but zoom through
the mud into what looks like a giant ball of undead mass that
seems to form right in front of you guys.
As I said, about 200 feet. I roar at the ball.
Oh, I'll roar at the ball in a second next time I get a chance.
And I. Thought talking was a free
action? It is.
It is and it. Rolls.
Talk. And it starts to roll through
the sludge and muck towards everyone, picking up speed as it
goes, getting to about 150 feet away, or probably about 100 feet
away by the end of its turn, actually.
Sorry to KIRO, who's out in the forefront.
Then the way clicks the Canon to the line setting.
It would be. Then it would be Rahl's turn.
How much of the original hoard is left?
I'm trying to determine if I should.
It seems like all of them, including the ones that were
alive, broke apart and formed this ball.
Seems like most of the mass of undead have formed this ball now
all. Right then, seeing that and that
my chain attack will no longer be functional against this
thing, I will free action unclick it from my vest so that
it just falls down to the ground.
Oh gosh, and this thing is huge, isn't it?
It's it's like 100 foot in diameter.
Yeah, best thing to do is going to be hitting it with the with
holy water, I would bet. So how far away would I be from
the ship? You're probably 300 feet away
because the dune did pull up closer and you were 100 feet off
the ground. Can the line thing hit them from
the aduna as now I'm trying to decide if I want to zoom back
and jump on a cannon. The the cannons, you were pretty
darn sure, because even when it was farther parked farther away,
at 500 feet, it was hitting. Yeah.
All right, then let's see 300 feet.
Can I do that this turn? 60 + 60 * 2 two forty.
I'm not going to be able to get there this turn.
Need to stop moving. You did drop the chain, so you
do don't have half the movement speed, if that matters anything.
No, I just I my double movement speed is based on me starting
like I have to stop for a turn and then I get my extra speed
again. OK, I guess I will bonus action
X blades curse this giant ball of flesh.
So let me, I don't know if I can throw that up.
Did that show up? I kind of remember that you get
an added benefit. Any attack I make is an attack
is kratom 19 or 20 and I get a bonus to attack rolls.
OK. And then from my location I will
cast Eldritch blast at this thing.
Oh that was just the damage. Hold on to hit.
I get 3 beams so I'll row to attack 3 * 23 18 17.
Those all hit. To hit OK and then I will roll
3D ten and each of them will get my proficiency bonus which is 4.
So here is 3 D 1013 + 12. So 25 points of force damage as
I fly in the air in a closer using my 60 foot movement speed
toward the dune and I shoot lasers out of my eyeballs while
I fly back. That's my turn.
And you see chunks of flesh just being just ejected out of this
ball as you're as each beam strikes.
So OK, I'll I have an idea. That would be Nimaway's term
with Graham with Graham Dan on deck.
That that phrase should not scare me, but it does.
It should always scare you. So how far is the ball from
Medune? About 300 feet, we'll say.
And the cannon the. Ground wetter, so much more wet.
You saying to? I'm just yelling that like
hoping y'all can hear me up there.
You cut out. Are you saying to make it more
wet? Make it more wet.
Yeah, so the the cannon does have 300 foot range, yes.
It has a 600 foot range, but yes.
OK sweet, she's going to aim center mass and maybe a little
bit above on the the big ol Zam ball.
The setting it turns to the line which she seemed by
interpretation is that's the most powerful one and full
throttle just laser blast it with holy water.
Feet. Raced apart wide stance.
You were going to dress. Will allow.
To need to roll AD 20 + 6 and and then you hit 8 D 10.
SEC. You said D20.
Yeah, that's right. Plus.
New lady's a fancy lady, right? Yeah.
She's a quick. Is this our first time in a real
fight and a real smack them down?
This whole adventure is. For first time.
Really out of her pals. Gross you.
Know so much experience. Not going to know what to do
with it. So it was AD 20 plus what?
6. 12 + 6 so 18 that'll hit beat.
And you said damage was what this?
8 D 10 yeah. 49 total.
You guys all see the jet of water glistening as it flies
across the battlefield and into the center point of the mat.
Massive zombies and it just blows apart trunks like you're
shooting a jet of water into a meatball.
Like you can see the forest out the backside of the meatball.
Yep. That's a spicy.
Meatball. Goodness.
It's a saucy zombie ball. Now, how much was that again?
464949 All right, I'm guessing that's Grand Am's turn.
Within 300 feet of me, correct? Yes.
Look at my wasp, I'm like sorry boys, change of plans and they
just shrink back down as I break concentration on them, point my
finger at the might meatball finger gun style and go sploosh
as I cast control water and all the holy water around it in a
100 foot cube. You submerge it in 100 foot
cube. Yes, of holy water.
That's excellent. Awesome.
All right, it's a 20 foot cube, but still.
I was going to say. All the water in all the hot
water in 100 feet raises 20 feet in a 100 foot cube raises 20
feet. OK.
So it's it's a 100 foot cube by 20 feet tall.
Last Avatar, the Last Airbender. Water bending holy water.
Wait, so. Wait, can't he do that to blood
then too? He sure.
Fucking can. Where I don't know why it is
rolled 5 damage, but this description of spell does not
have any damage in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
understand. I'm looking more at how how that
worked. OK, so you do these billions,
you choose that in a cube of up to 100 feet on a side.
Well, it's a cube, so each side is 100 cube.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm just, I'm trying to.
Where it's 1000 cubic feet. Yeah, using one of the following
effects. Oh.
God, do we now have zombie Stew? Should use that later on the
tower instead of blowing it up and just dumping the water on
him. Just put 100 foot cube of holy
water with tower room directly in the middle.
Would would you be so kind as to roll me?
Oh I don't fucking know, like 30 D 6. 30D6.
Yeah, 20. 30 No. Why not just make it an even 30?
Yeah, good enough. Advanced Roller Number of dice
30 D6. Oh, I don't know.
This fucking drowned man. You.
See, as your 109 damage takes effect, the ball start to cook
like you're boiling a meatball from in a pot of water.
It's. A spicy meatball.
Oh God, what is the smell? And the smell.
Start vomiting. The smell is so putrid.
It's it starts to, it starts to permeate the entire area you
guys are all in and starts you can see the mist from the water
that seems to boil. It doesn't.
You didn't make it boil, but you're guessing because of the
nature of the undead holiness inside of the holy water, that
reaction boiled the water and the steam that's coming off of
it seems, seems to take off across the town.
I'm going to need everyone to to roll me a constitution.
I believe it is saving throw. Yeah.
Is never going to welcome us back.
Well, I mean, you did save them so.
Yeah, but like at what cost? At 20.
Unsafe. Oh God, come on, big baby No 6.
I have a big. Baby. 15.
I'm the biggest baby. Constitution saving.
Yes. You just you have a sensitive
nose. You're a cat.
That makes sense. I'm.
I'm going, I'm going, Josh, since I, I, I'm a ferryman, can
I say I have advantage on constitution?
I think this one might have caught you off guard.
Oh yeah, 13. So it looks like everyone but
Grand Am is is. Forrest keeps rants.
Pat caught up 15 in the T Rex. Not surprised.
Yeah, the T Rex is trying to cover, cover, probably cover his
nostrils with his tiny arms, but can't.
You currently are all poisoned by the smell to the point that
you had would have disadvantage on your next attack.
Rolls. What was the save?
A Constitution saving throw from the smell.
Yeah, of what? You're poisoned from the smell
from the Yeah. Yeah, what did you need to roll
to, to, to? 0018.
Oh fuck. So we're all in.
Disadvantage. Holy water in the morning.
Yeah, for for your attack roles have currently have disadvantage
while you're poisoned. So you, you and, and it says
until the start of the creature's next turn.
So it you know, it's as soon as you get out of this fog of mist,
pretty much you're you're probably fine, but you're you're
gag. You're all everyone else is
probably gagging except for Grand Am who's like, smells like
bacon. I immediately once I land on the
ship start dry heaving just puking up that.
Cat dry heave sound. Nimaway has one hand on her
stomach and then the other hand. The knuckle is to her lips and
she's her shoulders are just ever so slightly convulsing that
she tries to stay still. So composed feel like that
should be a role trying to stay still.
Should I it's? Up to you and the DM.
If you if you would like I, I'm always open to how you want to
play your character, but that was the only rule that I'll
require for the your your currently poisoned portion.
I'll do a performance rule. OK. 8.
You feel a tickle at the back of your throat, probably more than
you could handle, and with your knuckle to your to your lips, a
little bit of stomach acid escapes around it just.
The stomach or the hand on her stomach?
It meanly goes up and covers her other hand.
And she she runs off to go. Find privacy or some place to to
clean up but. Yeah, you guys defeated the
Horde as far as you can tell, and the guards are all gagging
and cheering intermittently. We've now fully declared
ourselves and now they know that we're going to be coming.
Hey, Aduna doesn't have a sense of smell.
Yeah, Aduna is just like, are you guys OK?
What's wrong? God bless for not having a nose.
I'm dying. Gag gag.
What's the plan now, guys? Continue on or.
Well, our yeah, we're done with this zombie.
Didn't give him. Sacrifices, right I.
Mean it's done. Nope.
Hey has anyone looked over the contract and see what happens
when we do this? The MOA comes on with.
Enforcing the contract. I.
Magic blood contract. It has been some time since I've
read the contract, but I did read it extensively and my my
word of advice is we proceed with haste to finish this.
Right, take a bath on our way. I mean, it's just like lying on
the ground, like just just giving up the will to do
anything because the smell is so bad.
Wait, is initiative over? Did we win?
Yep, there. Wasn't there's a giant, giant
meat doughnut in the middle of the battlefield that's unboiled?
I'm gonna want to eat that right.
Over to zombies Admiral Mimi and describes basically you know how
the body parts were doing what they were doing and that likely
there's a likely chance that they're either a a necromancer
in the area with us right now or B, there's a necromancer working
these guys from afar either way they're no they know we're
coming all. Right.
If we're finished with that, I got a former student who's going
through something. He wants to talk to me.
I'm going to step away for a little bit.
Absolutely congratulation on the meatball meat doughnut.
Meat doughnut episode episode name meat doughnut.
Absolutely. AKA the Zamball.
Boil not. Pride.
So what should we do, Admiral? Then?
Our covers blown, They know we're coming.
Do we forge ahead, or do we try to attempt to be stealthy
irregardless? How far?
Direction is upper wind. This cat is still in.
From. The Rex?
Oh, she's just like on the ground, waving her arms fly
away. You got you.
You still would have a torque off on you still would have a
torque on your neck. I would I would guess even with
the transformation it probably would have resized.
And I would guess too that a Dune would probably ask, do you
want me to take it down? Captain, Admiral, pick up the
crew smell. Oh, OK.
I I'm not sure how we wanna pick.
A tower was, could I run there and like keep up with the dune
as a rat X or no is that not? Interesting.
I mean heads off. You know it took you like you
know you, you know it took you like 2 days by foot the last
time to to walk that. Oh OK, well I'm still on the
ground. I suppose I could just turn back
into myself and fly up. That's what I'll do.
I'll leap as AT. Rex.
I'll I'll just leap as AT Rex and then turn back into a
chicken and flutter my way up to a dune.
She's still 500 feet up. How long?
Does it take to to to get to the tower on a dune if your thing
lasts like hours? Like don't drop out.
You can just OK, well, it's True Polymorph, right?
Yeah, let me go back to it because I was going to say I
have Arcane Recovery so I can get the spell slot back.
True Polymorph would be insane. You could permanently turn into
AT Rex. Yeah, I thought, I thought
that's what you had said is what it was too.
Yeah, that's a very high level spell.
Fuck yeah, you could be a dragon right now.
Oh, I could have been. What are you talking?
What are you doing? Be a dragon.
Oh well, I have to be. What are you doing right now?
A. Drag a dragon cat that's equal
to. Me.
What's your? What level are you?
17. You're a dragon.
You could be a brass dragon and a drag.
If you hold it for an hour, it becomes permanent.
Wait, I'm yeah, but but I so here, so.
That's true. That's.
My so do you. So do you want to be AT Rex or
are you changing back into a chicken you?
Could be a permanent T Rex wizard.
This this feels like a a true turning moment for Cat.
What? That's the thing.
Would I become permanently AT Rex?
Would I be able to override the magic that has overtaken my body
now? I believe you were at a strong
enough level to do so, yes. But wait, I can combat, I can
combat this goddesses magic, yes.
Wouldn't I just turn back into myself?
You could depends. Yeah, Do you want to be T Rex
more? But you.
Or a dragon. Or a dragon.
Yeah. So hats off you.
Gotta be yourself or AT Rex. Right, hats off.
The best option for you is to become a brass dragon because
they have a shape change ability that lets them become any
humanoid with a challenge rating less than themselves, which is
an arch wizard. So you could become a permanent
dragon and then shape change back into your arch wizard human
self. At this point, what is This is
my plan for for my wizard. Was it formally known as Matt?
Yeah, he's gonna immediately take the level 20 potion, turn
himself into a dragon, and be a dragon.
His dragon, his dragon. But yeah, the more moral
question would be for Cat, I guess of are you just so used to
being a chicken at this point? Is that now what you feel like
is your true form or it's? A It's like in the Avatar movie
when when Jake Sully had to choose between being human and
being a Navi. Yeah.
But being a chicken or AT rat? Avatar.
Movie The blue one. I think Addis Harden still
really wanted to be himself. Like that was one of his goals
and trying to find the the the alloy magic so that he could
maybe find a way to turn back into himself.
Because even though he feels like he has bettered himself as
a person, this bitch has not shown up to turn him back into
himself. So now he's just looking for
alternatives. Yeah.
And I think you in your studies, you know, as you're leveling up
that with a wizard, you would have finally, you know, gotten
to the point where you can master that spell that would do
so without any of the additives or, you know, silver bullets
that might you might have. You don't need a performance
enhancers, you can do it out after.
A while I would probably go for the brass dragon like.
Matt said it just. So that I can state change once
I become a true brass dragon. Fuck yes.
So I am in the moment going to turn back into a chicken and fly
up to a dune and I will take what is it a short rest to use
my arcane recovery. Meanwhile, A Dune has cradled
you in her arms and is petting you in your chicken form.
Oh. My.
God, guys. If you become a dragon, we have
our own source of dragon fire to sell that we have an exclusive
trading rights to. Brass drag brass brass.
Dragons don't have fire. Yeah, shit.
What? Do you mean?
You'd be a little more related. You'd be a little more related
than once you become a dragon to KIRO.
I. If I remember correctly it's
poison breath, but I could be I could be wrong without.
Looking Can your dragon form just look like a dragon chicken?
I'm. Just imagining it would be
chicken like because I have been what is now ears says chicken
form. So maybe it just effects
everything about me, like everything is kind of.
Chickanee. Chickanee.
Sleep, breath. Oh, they do have.
A fire you have. They do have a fire breath.
I thought they did. I thought they didn't.
Fuck yeah. Unlimited money.
Let alone you know unlimited ways to defeat your enemies.
Well, the real, the real question actually, I guess,
would be what Age of Dragon are you?
You're. How does what a 17 CR dragon is?
OK, so it it's it's a, it's a direct.
Translation. Yeah, it's your level CR.
Yeah, they do both I. Wanted to be a level 20 so it
could be a level 20 thing. I was just making sure, 'cause I
was, I was looking at an adult. Yeah, yeah.
OK. Adult brass dragon there 'cause
there's different levels of dragon, basically.
Adult brass chicken I. Don't know how old is.
How old is the the Hell's Cat a cock?
Fuck off. You know what I fucking forget?
How old is Cat? I want to say Cat is in his late
20s at least. Yeah.
Because. Yeah, adults.
Apprentice like what made it to the wizarding school at like 14?
Yeah, 'cause you were, you were human originally, right From.
Everybody. Yeah, probably in accelerated.
Yeah, I was an orphan and then got picked up by a wizarding
school and then became the assistant to an Arc mage which
trained me and then sent me out on a quest to find the alloy
because the arc mage was dying. Is your name Cavoth?
My name. Cat holders.
That's that's the that's the exact storyline from God.
What is it called? In Keller Chronicles.
Yeah, yeah. Name of the wind.
Yeah. Is it?
Is it though the same? Orphan.
Orphan gets picked up by a wizarding school, becomes one of
the Arch mage's assistants. Yeah.
Gets sent off on various wacky adventures.
It's a lot of people. OK, well, I wasn't supposed to
be on wacky adventures. I was supposed to be on one
singular quest, but I was such a horn dog I got turned into a
chicken. 50 years fucking the lady.
It's great, you should read it. I'll have to I'll.
Have to It is a fantastic book. Yeah, but Cat's real name is
Cath Oldest. We're still talking about King
Killer Chronicles, yeah. No, yes and no.
Both at the same time. I was going to say if you, if
you're interested in how Cat got to be into the school, we did
make A1 shot for that. But I'm always, I'm always open
to just to open that doorway too.
If you have things that you want to play out from your past and
you don't know how they work or something.
I know we still have to at some point go to back to Mimi's
village when it got destroyed. I have that one shot in my back
pocket whenever we want to play that through.
And yeah, so there is that. We we never did.
Play out like when you got turned into a chicken if that
was something you were. We didn't, I think what was it
when we were like describing dreams or backstories at one
point as like intros, I described Cat in his human form,
like searching for the alloy for his arcane master.
Yeah. Just whatever village he stopped
at, he always went to the Tavern or wherever and would hit on
whatever women were there and seemed like they were being
receptive or that he found attractive.
Even if they weren't being receptive, he would just be so
fucking annoying and be like oh come on, don't you want to hang
out? You know I'm good.
Looking Oh, I'm such a Chad. And that's what he was.
And eventually he found a woman who kept saying no.
And he was like, oh, come on, babe, I know how to show you a
good time. And followed her out of the
Tavern into an alley because she was finally like, yeah, you know
what? Let's do something.
And then when they got to the back alley, she turned him into
a chicken. And she was like, when you
better yourself, I will come back and turn you back into your
original form. Got it.
So instead of doing that you said fuck it I'm going to be the
best wizard ever and become a brass dragon.
Well, actually. That's called character growth.
I was. Still looking?
For the alloy and somehow stumbled upon the crew that had
a Dune and really lost track of trying to better myself because
I fell in love with a Dune and I was just like this life isn't so
bad. I'm a chicken, she's a bone.
It's good. He loves me for who I am on the
outside. I'm on a boat and I'm going fast
and. Chicken with flip flops.
Yes. Oh Josh, I'm so excited for your
journey. I am too.
I'm really excited. Now.
Because I didn't realize True Polymorph left you in that
shape. Yep, if you if.
You hold it for the whole hour. Yeah, I I stumbled on that and
then I was like, what can I do with this?
I. Heard, I heard just say true
polymorph and I was like, wait, what?
Why? Why has she not transformed
herself back to or in this? Yeah, yeah, it's my brain was on
meth right there. I've tried.
I've used the spell once and it was to transform myself into AT
Rex and to eat my self character during the rearrhythmic veracity
because Cat has a grudge with myself for making him an orphan.
Beautiful. Such a high level skull.
Amazing. My dream.
We're getting a lot of XP from this from this.
Oh yeah, finally. I think that's going to beef the
these characters up. That's why I put this encounter
there in the first place, so that you guys could be, you
know, well, maybe not just the strongest, but so that you could
at least fight the other crew 'cause you guys throw in an
entire town. Yeah.
Yeah, we power leveled those guys.
Yeah, that was top tier moment. I think that was before Nima Way
or What's your evil character? What's your evil character?
Emily Agonon joined like right before.
Yeah, we just naked an entire town and then we befriended
well, Ash befriended Ogramock and now I just.
Have to. We got a rod and a cavity.
Yep. Yeah, fun.
Fun rods. Terrifying.
Oh I had a quick question. If I have if I had the animate
dead spell and I used it on a bird, would that bird be able to
like carry our pocket rocket? I'm trying to think it we need
it. We need some sort of a method of
mobile flight while in the pocket rocket for our escape.
That's the other game. Yeah.
They can jump. They have big jumps.
Oh, they. Don't have wings like.
They do, but they but their wings get them to.
Yeah, exactly. OK, grasshoppers, comply.
Crickets. Can't my my familiar does just
because I'm using one of the options that's provided in the
handbook, so I've been using that a little bit but.
Yeah, to answer your question, in theory yes, but as always,
fuck around and find out. If we have a few minutes, I was
going to question did KIRO pop into existence or did he wake up
because we had long rested? You mean grand am?
No KIRO because he was he here last.
I was here last time. Yeah, I was here last time.
But he did he. So wait, when did this happen
since? Then so I wouldn't have.
OK. It'll be his next sleep.
Yeah, you guys may be able to achieve a long rest on your
flight over to. That's true.
How long is it? It it'd prob it'd probably be
what's the long rest like 8 hours?
Yeah, I mean, that seems reasonable at the speed we.
Probably should load up on soldiers, right?
Bring a strike force, not just us, to.
Run with us. Like just load up a dune, right?
Like, jump on, boys and girls. We're going to war, Yeah.
Can't we get our turtle friends from the ocean?
They, I mean, those, those are valuable employees.
Every life lost is an insurance payout.
And I don't know if that is in the right move.
I don't know if that's the right direction for the company.
Right, right, we've got. These lives.
Are some Socrates? What about some of the Queen's
army? Who are we?
Who are? We recruiting though aren't
there like sign on bonuses we're going to have to pay out if we
recruit new people? Yeah, we're in charge of the
city's defense. We just say get on, throw your
lives away and they will. We're doing.
That's what being in charge means.
Or or the city. Or the city.
I mean we need the city. So now our based it seems.
Bless us. Thank you.
Sorry. I mean, I'm going to attempt to
long rest if we're having the option.
I will attempt to long rest. Seem I agree long rest is a good
idea. If if we have the option during
transit. But just to confirm, we decided
to not bring sacrifices and instead attack.
Yes. Yes.
We're going to salt we. Chose islands.
And then KIRO, before I guess he takes his rest, will sit with
the the Admiral and go over a strategy for once.
We make, you know, final contact with what we're going to be, you
know how, how we're going to, you know, go about taking down
the PNC, basically. Which Cat and the Admiral both
have experience with how big the fissure is?
Because you guys dumped a small ocean into it and it didn't fill
it. Yeah, we just like hardened an
area of lava and washed a couple of their people away.
Or a a horse. An army?
Yeah, Drowned an army. No big deal.
We just took out Army 2 point O. This is why the Rum rollers have
such a good reputation guys. So when we long rest can we we
then apply the 6000 from the taking flight thing last
session? Oh yeah, and, and the like,
yeah, like however much that is I think is like 600 K but we'll
see. Yeah, you tell us, 'cause that's
gonna do a lot. I, I, yeah, I'll go back
through, but I remember, I'm remembering 600K right now, but
that. I assume that's split.
Like, I don't know, like many levels.
That would be like level 20 pretty fucking quick.
No, not quite surprisingly not. I have to go back up to.
See. Yeah, 'cause Curious.
Still sitting at 9:00. I'm at 12 right now.
The other team is hovering somewhere on the high end of 17
to 18, but I think you've got some Midland mid levels too.
I mean, I know it was not huge. I bet that. 600 levels, I
haven't applied the level of Oh, I said I haven't applied the
level bump from you running the the one shot cause the one shot
still going so. But you should you you should.
You should, like I said. Yeah, let's see, let's see.
KIRO is See 57. Yeah, that like 600 was was
total. So it's like it's like 85 K
still a lot. It's like 10 levels for the
lower for the lower levels. Let's see, six.
You said 85. Oh, where?
Where's that put? Me Eighty 585,000.
I'm at, I'm at, I'm at 57, I'm at 57,000 something.
I'm just using quick math plus 80 + 85,000 puts me at one.
42142 says Jesus Christ. 14 level 14.
Yeah, it sounds about right. And then level fifth and then
level 15 with the one shot boost.
Yep, that would put Nim away from level 4 to level 11.
For your reference. Yeah, maybe we could.
Just shy of 16? No, just shy of 17.
OK. We, we are not continuing
correct. So I can have the weekend to
level up. Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, don't.
Level up this instance. We're going into the tower now.
We're going now. Get to the tower, get to the
tower. Get.
To the tower, pedal to the metal.
Damn it, we're. Speeding if anything.
Well, it's about 8 now. I was going to say I might do
the KIRO dream sequence just to get out of the way so that we
stay in like sequence with the evil game, but.
I think that's a perfect intro for next time so that you guys
can go through your rest sequences to tell me what you're
doing and then we can start rolling out.
I'm good with that. You.
Got it. Going to be so strong. 5 levels.
Puts Cat up to right close on Ash's tail at 16. 16 OK.
I didn't add in your bonus because I don't have a way to do
that. So plus one to the 1617.
So you guys are Nick neck and neck.
KIRO now out levels Ezra now. Ma'am.
Yeah, evil, evil teams got to step their shit up, but the only
other civilization that we can get our hands on is on the
surface. I'm just saying, like KIRO, I
mean Ezra needs to commit mass murder again, I mean alleged.
Mass murder. I am here to make your dreams
come. True.
And I think that puts Mimi to our new highest level at 18.
Yeah. I'm at 18.
Yeah, 'cause it's 17, it gets you up to gets you up to gets
you up to 17. But that plus one for the one
shot that you you ran for us so. Guys aside, motherfucker.
The that will put what? Was that Emily?
Oh I was just saying aside from the heist side shot I've never
played a character above level 6 and.
The side shots are. Welcome to the late game.
Let's. See.
Ezra would be level 14. Ezra is going to be 14 and Kira
outranks him by 1. Used it used to be Ezra dwarfed
him. Yeah, because you guys, you came
in and then we then we blew up a town immediately.
Killed. Allegedly.
Allegedly, it is recorded.
No, it's. Not no, it's not.
Shut the fuck up, my Mama, Ash said.
We didn't do nothing. Dang guys, my persuasion
deception is now at 15. I could persuade anyone to do
anything. Yeah, I'm Acrobatic, Deceptiony,
Perception, Persuasion and Stealth, but I've got a few
feats to throw away. But you only had two.
But I'm tish. No, because I am a multiclass.
I am now a rogue 11, warlock 5. Yeah, right.
I I was just making a joke about.
Oh, only two feet high. I got it.
Yeah, it's. So funny.
I was actually the first one to get it.
I feel like I'm always the last one to get it.
I was the last one. You did a good job.
Jess, you're going to be a brass dragon.
Look up. Do you want to look up the adult
brass dragon shape change? And then that can turn you into
the arch wizard which has up to like seventh level spell slots.
Oh. My God, Legendary you're.
Technically you're technically DND raw wise supposed to lose
your class when you do this. That's what I was just going to
ask. I was like if I turn.
Myself into a true no I I. Wizard class.
I I forget what we were saying about that because we were
talking about this candidly, me, me and Matt.
But because you you were telling me your plan but I forget what I
was saying about this but I know for a fact I was saying that you
wouldn't lose your class. OK, it was, it said.
I didn't. Yeah, it was, it was something
to do with like, I don't know, I'd have to go back and look
what I was saying. But I think it had, I think it
was saying like, because you're going to match yourself up to
level 20. And then for your particular
case, you would still go down a level for that potion too.
So for your particular case, though, Kat, I, I would say that
you wouldn't lose your class and, and such by doing this.
You would probably be limited to, I think.
I think we'd said something about leveling like you
wouldn't, you wouldn't really level anymore.
So well so I guess my option would be like instead of using
the stats of the arch wizard when she turns into an arch
wizard. Yeah, you would be yourself,
just. Be herself with her own sheet
and you are essentially gaining the the A, a shape change to,
you know, Crash dragon, all the other fucking things.
Right. You just wouldn't wouldn't like
level anymore, which in your case you didn't really care.
I I think that's what I was saying anyways.
I don't remember but that's. I have to look it up again, but
now that it's actually happening, you'll have to decide
exactly how you want it to work. Yeah, that's something I guess
I'll think about, but that's my gut feeling.
It's a. Huge power spike.
I mean, doing it is a permanent modification to your character,
right? Yes.
And that's like. At that point, maybe you should
be limited to like, hey, you have shape change, but like you
have a whole list of shit that you can become and you can
become a wizard that has, you know, a preset list of spells.
So it's like a trade off of hey, you're no longer a level the
character, but. Ezra hits like a truck now.
Here's all this other shit I don't know.
You decide you're in charge, I don't give a fuck.
Not the Spirit. I mean, I do give a fuck, but I
don't want to like, I don't want to suggest things and.
Like, yeah, no, that's. Actively trying to do this to
myself as well, though at that point my character will have
exited the game. I think I think that's a fair
understanding of it, but I just I personally hate for you to
spend that much time doing that much to your character and then
not have access to them. I know I understand why they
that would be the choice, but like that, that doesn't sit.
Right with me, no. I mean well so I I that's a
that's a whole different like reason why I would lose.
So DND RAW, if you did this to yourself and became a dragon,
you would tactically become an envy NPC.
Right, right, right. So we're trying to.
Figure out an alternate method, but the wizard formerly known as
Matt would disappear for an entirely different reason
besides turning myself into Dragon.
Yeah, and I had some things thought of, but yeah, I'll have
to think some more. Yeah, lots to do.
Anyway, we killed a whole bunch of stuff, guys.
We did. Go us.
Go us now we have to stink for. A long time.
True. Not our problem.
Sailing away on my flying ship. Finger guns.
Bye. I guess I'll I'll shoot off a
quick text to have someone start building like watchtowers.
It's like if we take this thing out, we're going to want to set
up watchtowers around the rim. With these water cannons just
constantly just. Constantly spraying, I guess
you're probably going to get a response from the guard along
the lines of, yeah, were those Ferris's inventions?
And you know, you'd confirm, probably.
And they, they. No idea.
Yes, you do. Yes, I do.
So wait, are you telling them you don't know or?
I mean, I have no idea. I think yes.
Oh, OK, that's what I thought. With the others.
That's what I thought you were saying.
Yes, you would, as rural know, bless you and you're good.
And that they're they would, they would say, OK, we'll get in
contact with Ferris to get those set up on the towers.
It's a good idea. Are you healing?
Perfect. Hey guys.
Thank you for the game. Oh yeah.
Congratulations on the huge power spike.
Really, really impedes my plans in the other game.
You're now an actual threat. You're, well, great, excellent
super. Happy level 18 meme is going to
be something to. Yeah.
Be afraid of. Shake your fist at Yeah.
That's what I'm afraid of. Exactly.
Yes. All right.
Have a good one, guys. Have a good.
Night. Yeah.
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