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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign.
Many polos. Oh God, he's here.
Yeah. He comes like a shadow in the
night. He's.
Just something here. The darkness is his friend.
Help. Glad you're home.
Daddy. Oh.
Huh. Hey, bring the milk.
All right, so I'll start with this recap, at least where you
guys. I'll take it back a little bit
even farther if I can just pull some of the details from there.
The hand of Fate tosses, the dice rolls, spins, turns, and a
campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the infinite sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten and the campaign that
gave it birth comes again and again.
The Hand of Fate tosses, the dice rolls, spins, turns
Hitherto we left the Shadow Seekers in the fifth level of
Hell just inside of the Acropolis after they had become
become friends with Zach and the final which third Witch of the
fifth level of Hell to get all of the keys to enter the
Acropolis? After Zach and his sisters
Asphala and Maleficium were presented their all their keys,
Zach stole away with the sisters into a subdimensional sphere
that he promised to trap them all in until they'd come to
terms and made-up for their past transgressions.
And as the doorway to the Acropolis opened, a vast
blackness behind exposed itself, and Mame, Vomira, and Franklin
stepped through the door with, after throwing all of the rest
of the shadow seekers into the pocket, Rocket back in the ale
house while they still slept from a drunken, drunken long
night. Oh yes.
And then as they crossed the threshold, Ash, Mami, Vomira,
and Phelan, newly joined from the table and Mami, posing as
Franklin, fall into Ishmael's Infinite Tower.
After dying on a third level, they all fall back out of the
infinite Tower of Ishmael's Tower, now exhausted from their
plight in the Tower of Omira and Mommy returned to the Pocket
rocket for rest while Flint and Ash began yawning and waking up
inside inside the Pocket Rocket from their drunken stupors.
After a glitter fight they had, they were alerted by a
bloodshot, an eye bloodshot, eyed Franklin after Flint got a
message on his torque explaining hell.
From Loki's perspective, Franklin was yelling about
capturing skeletons via the pocket rocket.
Then they all three successfully worked together to capture 3
humanoid regular sized skeletons and one giant amalgam of
skeletons which absorbed the three others that had been
captured in the cell as they locked the door with that
amalgam and the other ones. So to create one mass of
writhing bones upon which Franklin had oh, there was
something else in there. Past that there is 2.
There's two kind of heads of Franklin's pet Dyer crickets
that one one is inside the pocket rocket, creating a
massive horde, and the others outside, scoping some pathways
inside the Acropolis, which was known to have traps as Flint,
triggered A pitfall trap with a stone that he tossed down the
left path. Deciding it was best to confer
with the rest of the shadow seekers, Flint, ash and Fall
Franklin poof back into the pocket rocket, at which point
Vomira was rising from her, from her drunken or from her slumber
with Awake and bake attitude. With some MSG and Godhead
mushrooms. Unaware of skeletons massing in
the prison, she proceeded out to the sleeping chambers to watch
Griselda stick her skeletal hand into the cage and the writhing
massive mass of bones pulled her in, chomping down on her head,
biting it clean off while Vomira pulled her corpse back with blue
greenish blood trickling down her and the corpse while she
just sat there stunned. And Ash finds finds Vomira like
this and loses her shit, while while Flint was kind of taken a
little bit of the lead. I I had you guys doing a little
bit of stuff on the last session.
You guys weren't here. So you were.
You guys set up the corpse of Griselda in a bathtub full of
ice while Franklin experimented with drink tasting Griselda's
blood, realizing some of its zombifying properties.
What the fuck is? That the scheme, guys?
You've got a scheme. Good Lord, Almighty, let's find
out what happens this time. I.
Need some more? Alcohol for this shit.
I feel like that. It.
Was just a fever. And I don't understand any of
it. It's so funny, 'cause I'm just
like, I'm just like, yeah, that's about accurate, honey,
you guys aren't freaking the fuck out.
No, this sounds right. Honestly.
Like holy shit, what just went down?
What did I just witness? And before we get into any of
that shit, we're going to go back to the table over here.
Table Regina, you find your Regina Lacerta.
Lacerta. What's that?
Lacerta, Certa, Thank you, Lacerta, you find yourself.
Italian, sorry, sorry, I'll browser Italian now.
How do we have to figure out our nationality now for all of our
characters? Latin for lizard queen.
Oh, but you find yourself on a table that's literally larger
than life, as it's it only recognizable by a table for the
fact that it has larger than life, mundane things on it.
Books the size of buildings. Coins the size of you, a
compass, and some candles that are are extremely large, with
some dice and other strewn about Papers, odds and ends with keys
and such. Otherwise you kind of just look
over the edge out into a what appears to be some sort of
starry abyss, almost like a perfectly pitch black cloudless
night sky. All right, you you see two on
the top paper. Probably the first thing that
would grab your attention is Taurus.
The path unfolds. Yes, I disoriented, looking
around. The first thing I'm going to do
is yell Taurus Taurus, 'cause I think that's a person, and I'm
gonna see if anyone responds to my screams.
There's any wash on this table? There's a bit of a rumble,
almost as if like a Thunder off in the distance, but no, no
other response. As you can stand there.
I'm going to run. Sorry, I'm choking right now.
Oh, not not. Regina's not choking.
Jillian's choking. But maybe Regina should start
choking. OK, so Regina, you know, chokes
a little bit, realizes that she's going to be OK.
She's going to start running past the paper, maybe toward
where the cards are, away from the candles.
Because I can see better in the dark and I'm going to see if.
Let's see what's out there and see if I could make out any
pathways, any books, any writing.
See what I can find? So you move off that way and you
you do see on the books some writing, most of which are
illegible to you though with just the kind of the cursory
glances and the cards and keys that you you're moving towards
as well are very large. The the card for instance is 15
feet long with like 10 feet wide.
And they seem to be of normal suits though that you're used
to. And the keys are skeletal in
nature in the sense that they look like the big but but much
bigger. OK.
Are the keys big enough that I can?
Like them or hold on to them, you can give it a go.
It's they're pretty big. You can roll me a strength check
to try and pick something up. Yeah, I'll give it a try, I
think. Just for reference, since I
don't know where it goes yet. But why not?
I'll see if I can maybe pick those up.
OK, I'm gonna do a strength. Let's see what I got 11.
Too bad you you're able to kind of get to the ring that's
holding all the keys and you kind of you kind of lift it up
from that edge. But you're not able to lift the
whole ring as the the the circumference of this ring is is
10 feet on its own. You know, twice a year, twice
your character over and you're you're you're kind of looking at
it, wondering. Gotcha.
Oh, lizards. All right, I am going to go back
to where the papers are and see if I could find any legible
writing or any maps or anything that I can make out between the
pages of the paper. The very first piece of paper
you find underneath is the top one is is a large map that looks
do I have. I don't think I have it on this,
but you can go to your it's the thing that kind of looks like a
newspaper on the right side. Hover over it, says Journal.
On the right side of what? Your screen there, off to the
side there's the chat, there's and then there's journal and
there's an art library. It says to.
I don't know if that says it got on your guy's screen or not,
but. Near where settings is Joe.
OK, let's see. That looks like a newspaper.
Hey, yes. Hi.
Kitty. Yeah, it's making Holly so you
you can see that and then you'll see handouts.
You want to drop that down and then could be actually under
Alalopolis is where you'll have it dropped down, but.
OK, handouts Alopolis. Gotcha.
OK. And then a map of Taurus Globe
that you should see. Yes.
And when you click on that is the map that you see under under
it, and it's almost looking real, real.
You know, to the touch. When you even touch the map, you
feel kind of what your senses might feel if you were brushing
up leaves, if you're touching some landmass, some cold rushing
waters if you're touching the water.
OK, so I'm going to look. Would I recognize anything on
this map? Probably not Being from the
under dark, I would. I'm guessing from and are you?
Are you going with the idea that you're only a 10 year old?
Just for my reference. Yes, how much am I able to share
this? Right now, I don't know about it
as much as you would like you, so with it, keeping in mind that
you might have to do it from a character to character
perspective, that's where I'm keeping that kind of vague for
you so you didn't have to do it 100 times.
OK, gotcha. I just didn't know if that was
supposed to unfold. So I'm Regina Lecherta.
I am a dark elf, and my parents had abandoned me, almost kind of
like a kid forgotten at the grocery store.
But they never came back except in hell, And I just kind of
spent my age of five to 10 just looming through the darkness.
And. Finding different scrolls,
learning wizardry and necromancy, and resurrecting
corpses to be my friends. And it kind of lacks some social
skills, just because I've only been talking to corpses from the
ages of five to 10, so I have very little reference for the
world outside of just lurking around some dark, dusty corner
of hell talking to. Corpses.
Relatable. I'm, yeah, a little bit naive
and whimsical, but also I like death.
Dead things, Glen things, broken dead things with a stick.
A lot I carry. I can hear me with me so.
And I my appearance, I have little black spiders just kind
of crawling across me at all times.
Wait, little black what? Spiders crawling across me, just
just hanging out a little decrepit like that.
But also a child, a child, the child, the child kind of have
the energy of. Again, back to kid abandoned at
the grocery store. When a child, like, if you're
just out in public, some child you don't know just walks up to
you and it's like, hi, yeah, we're friends now.
Hi is my general vibe. I give off how others perceive
me, so yeah, nothing on that map rings rings true.
To you? Oh yeah, I I have little.
Framer reference for the world. It's a little too bright out
there. OK, all right.
So I'm looking at the map, I guess.
What do I have on me? I believe I have some sort of
let me check notebook on me. I might wanna do a little quick
sketchy sketch of this to hold on to.
OK. It's in my inventory.
I must, I hope I. Yes, I have book and ink pen so
I am going to use that to do a little whole sketch of this map
so I can keep that for my reference.
Would you mind rolling me a a sleight of hand And this is
something you'll find too if you're going to do a good bit of
sketching you could create a sketching skill because you can
create skills in in D&D beyond there and any custom skill and
it would be based off of your sleight of hand bonuses that you
have currently for first and foremost.
But I I'll let you know. The useful other side of that is
that I'll occasionally, if you've used it a good bit and I
feel like it's time, I'll just be like, yeah, you get an extra
bonus in that, you know, another plus one, another plus one.
Sounds good. Yeah.
I don't know. I guess it's to be seen if I'll
use this again as a special skill, but we shall see.
Right now, I'm really Regina's at the level.
We're doing some stickers and you know, our artistic ability
is kind of more so. Finger painting in blood.
All right, so I rolled A12. All right, that is something we
did. Forget to get you.
You you, you get the majority of it on there.
You probably skip over some of the names for places because
they're a little bit out of your your grasp of trying to trying
to care about. Yeah, my handwriting's
illegible. So, my child, some of the
letters backwards. Yeah.
Otherwise are you? I think.
What you're going to find happen is the the keys are going to
probably be calling to you again.
OK, go. Ahead what?
Do you mean calling to me? You've got like a a little bit
of a a ringing sensation from them.
OK, I'm gonna go over to the keys again.
OK, seems like what we're doing. I'm about to go.
Inspect that all right. But I can't drag them, so I'm
trying to decide what I wanna do there.
Sorry, my thing's loading. Can I?
Maybe. I'm gonna look for a door
perhaps. OK.
So I could see 120 feet in the darkness.
Oh, so you're gonna look like off the edge of the table?
Yeah. Do I see when you're looking off
of the edge of the table, as you walk over to the keys, you can
kind of see some of them are hanging over the edge of it too.
So you you do walk up to them and you look off into the
distance and you you just see that black starry void expanding
in every direction, even below the table it seems like and out
from the table. OK to the keys.
Am I able to make out if there's any picture or writing or
anything that has degree of familiarity on it?
Probably do like a perception or a.
Yeah, I was going to say suggest if you want to do perception for
just looking. Otherwise, you could tell me how
you're investigating the keys and just roll me an
investigation. Oh, OK.
I guess I'm going to look to see if there is any imagery or
writing that I can make out. OK, imagery you're writing.
All right, 19. Nice.
As you're looking at the keys themselves individually, they
kind of have script on them that is that starts to sort of appear
almost in a shadow font, like the the shadows that are under
the keys kind of flow out onto the top of it and start forming
what you understand as words and such, but what actually?
Catches your eye even more. Is on the band of the rings.
It's those same shadows kind of dancing around the whole loop
that the all the keys are on and and on that on on that.
In that dance, they're forming the shapes of doors.
OK. Can I investigate these doors
further? Is there any way?
These are. Is this just perceived?
Are these shadows or is it something I can enter through?
Those are perceived and you can always give it a try of whatever
you want to do. OK, I'm going to try and see
what happens if I approach and touch the door when you oh,
sorry. Approach and touch the door.
It kind of solidifies in your hand but it's still this black
shadowy thing you can feel, though it's different than the
the metal that you were touching before of the of the ring and it
it seems to kind of call you forward.
And then a a handle appears in a in a in a spot for you to be
able to grab. OK, I'm going to grab the handle
and try to open the door. Do you open the door into pitch
blackness that not even your dark seeing can penetrate?
Do you? Do you walk forward?
If I can't perceive, sure, why not?
You walk into the all enveloping darkness and the door closes
behind you and you're you. You know nothing.
You see nothing. You feel nothing.
There is nothingness that. Feels like a.
Am I just suspended in space? Am I like, have I fallen into a
hall? You.
Can't even form thoughts. There is nothing.
OK, if I can can't form thoughts.
Am I able to search for the door to open it back up again or is
that a lost cause? Nope.
You can't even do that. It is nothing.
You are nothing. There is nothing.
Am I dead? Did I lose?
Somehow that is your last thought.
Before, before, before there is, there is no more consciousness.
Yay. Is that the end?
Welcome to Tarth. Big Game Over screened.
You. Died.
You have died. Wait, did I?
Did I already fuck it up? Yep, exactly.
I'm done, yeah. Thanks for coming.
All right. Hope you had fun.
It's just so nice to meet you, no?
It's it's It's going to be even better than.
Don't worry so. OK, I'm.
You you will be, it'll it's. It's fine.
Playing with us will be even better than being dead.
We promise. Declare we.
Didn't get to shoot you yet? Damn.
To. Clarify am I?
Still in the game with this character.
Yes, yes. We're just fucking with you,
Yeah. OK.
I But all of that happened, right?
I'm just unconscious. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
You remember that? Unconscious, OK.
Oh, yeah. And so, Phelan, the last thing
that you recall, I died. Yeah, you died in a tower the
next. Thing you know.
Actual failed all three saving throws and everything.
Dead. Dead.
Yeah.
Dad. Dead.
Like looting, looting the body.
Dead. Yes, they actually did.
They did. Yeah, they did.
I was, in fact. You remember?
Sad I missed, by the way. Yeah, I remember.
OK, I remember them taking my rings.
Cool. Hypothetically.
All of me being previous characters, definitely not me.
What was it there, Regina? Hypothetically and and I don't
know these people yet, my character doesn't know these
people. But just as a rule of the game,
can characters that have died be brought back to life using
necromancy? Yeah, I mean, it's not out of
the, not out of the realm of possibility.
Yes. OK, I feel like that we're.
We're actually the ones that control this.
So we say yes. OK, I don't know what that means
down the road. I just can't do it.
Do it. Yeah.
OK. Can it be like, I guess anything
like that, like Adam's family style where they just have the
hand comes back to life and crawls around possibly?
Or you're like Deadpool where you just slowly regain body
parts. Baby deck.
Yeah. You know he.
Starts from the baby deck and then he grows out like a little
seed. Oh, did you have to switch your
legs so slowly all? Right.
OK, that's all I needed to know. Just.
Anyway, yeah, I was looted and I remember this.
Cool. Yeah, so.
I actually wanted to backtrack a little bit too and say Zolus,
the last thing you remember was being in the Ale House.
Actually, no. The last thing that I ever did
was celebrated Ash's baby. Baby being born.
Yeah. Even further back.
Yeah. I just wanted to check something
else real quick before I OK, we're going to say you came in.
Oh. You came in with the other crew
here that was being tossed into the pocket rocket and you have.
No, I don't know what that means.
Yep, you you'll find, you'll find.
OK. All right.
And we'll we'll just keep going with Phelan and Regina here
because the first thing that you're realizing Phelan after
you thought you were dead. Is that darkness seems to be
clouding your vision. And then you realize, wait,
you're standing and then you look down and you you see a A, a
cricket the size of a medium sized dog standing and guarding
a rock. And then you look to your left
and out of a column forms the shadowy door.
That seems to be nothingness and out kind of glides this small 10
year old dark elf next to you and next to the rock.
But wait, they sent young me. Fuck.
The cricket salutes you, yeah? I don't know if you guys are
doing anything with that, but that's where you guys find
yourself. Currently, my initial thought
is, is that I'm thinking that this magical door just sent like
the younger version of myself to me, very terrified.
They're giving Regina a very terrified look, and Regina you
from the nothingness, you see a a dark room, dark darkness that
you can see through though, and you kind of float into it and
you see the same scene before you accept a an older.
Dark Elf female too, right? Who?
Who is standing in front of a large cricket guarding a rock?
Yeah, and you guys are gaining a little bit more of your
surroundings. You seem to be in a room that
the walls are made out of, broken up bits of bone, kind of
compacted and together, and you're standing in.
In front of a curved wall that goes off to a left side and a
right side. Left side has some Redstone and
the right side has some greenstone and probably behind
you. You would eventually look to and
see a pitch back black swirling portal to.
You have no idea where, but somewhere else.
You you can only guess yes. Mom, is that you?
Right, So wait, this is Phelan, right?
Yes. I mean, I don't know that, but
OK, Mom, is that you? And then I go over and I sniff
your hands and I'm like, oh, not Mom.
That's all I say. You you sniff.
I am very wait question. Do I have my rings?
You look down when she's sniffing your hand and you do
not have the rings up you. Remember those bastards?
I'm going to be very taken aback and then notice my ring's
missing and I'm just going to. Be fuck and I'm.
Like, no. I'm not your mom.
What? Are you my dad?
Help. I get closer and closer, no?
I'm not. That's it.
I'm just any time you step closer to me, I'm going to take
a step back. By this by this.
I just stare at you like a void. What does this rock look like?
That this grasshopper is hurting.
By this point you can tell to the, the, the.
Large cricket is kind of doing like a dance and like trying to
get your attention and like and is like occasionally pointing to
the rock and then it you're you're guessing.
It's trying to speak to you somehow, but you don't quite
understand what the heck it's trying to say.
OK, it doesn't speak common or elvish fool.
Good to know. And I don't have the spell to
speak with the animals, so I'm not a druid.
Sad. Yeah.
I'm gonna look at the rock. I'll.
I guess I'll, I'll investigate
the rock. I don't have an advantage
Investigation. Dwayne.
The Rock. Johnson.
Yeah. Is this Dwayne so?
You wanna roll? Yeah, I can roll an
investigation on the rock. Let's see how this does.
What do you, what do you, how are you investigating this rock,
by the way? Yeah, I'm just gonna walk up to
it and look at it. And that's a 7.
So that's that's not gonna be great.
Yeah, if you walk up to it and you go, hmm, looks like a rock.
Yeah, that's a rock. I'm gonna look back up the
grasshopper. And it just like gets more
animated with its motions like trying to over exaggerate the
things. And besides pointing to the
rock, you can see now that it's kind of trying to make the shape
of an S. You can see some other it
doesn't. You don't understand the other
shapes that it's contorting its body into, but otherwise it's
keeps pointing to the rock. We could pause here for a bit if
you guys would still want to consider it while I go back to
this. Question would this thing have?
Would the cricket have one of the poo portals?
The what? What does?
It mean, yeah. So this one would, he would
probably. He probably would he.
He's standing there and you see? Probably like hanging down from
one of his jowls because they the the sides of his the sides
of his cheek. He's got this little like
trinket that he he's got hanging down and then he kind of just
gets looks like he gets frustrated and then he like
takes his takes one of his legs and looks like it punches the
the trinket that's hanging down in the shape of like an A a poop
emoji for your imagination and and and when he does that.
He poofs into purple smoke and then flows into the rock.
What? I'm gonna touch the rock then.
You're touching the rock. It's a rock.
OK, cool.
It's not just a boulder. It's a rock.
Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.
Is it like a is OK? I guess I never asked the
question of is it a big rock or is it like a small rock that you
could pick up? It's small enough that you could
pick up. It's probably.
About No. I'm going to pick it up then.
In your pocket. We're going to jump over to the
other crew there while you picked it up though.
OK, cool. And I think what would first
happen actually is. Mama is the closest to the door
and. Say it looks like I'm just all
by myself. Where?
I don't see anybody else around. Yeah, there we go.
Hey, there we go. Things are changing.
All by myself. Oh, I.
Remember Hi friends. So you.
Were I need, I need context. Go ahead for yourself, for
yourself, Zolus or. For it, I mean, I assume
everyone does, but we took a long breast, right?
Yeah, yeah, you. You came through the portal is
the last thing that you remember, mommy, besides having
gone into. You remembered some skeletons
that were starting to animate in a chamber as you'd walk through
the portal, but it was after. You'd been in Ishmael's Infinite
Tower and died, and you're you're waking up, though, after
a big giant thing had swallowed you with a bunch of teeth and
you're like, must have been another one of those weird
dreams. But then you kind of like you're
you're standing up and you're not realizing anything different
otherwise than a cricket one. And you're guessing it has to be
one of Franklin's cricket because this thing is huge,
huge, and it it jumps up to the bottom of the bed and kind of
puts its front. Legs on it and is like trying to
point behind it towards the portal.
It looks like to you I'm. Going to look at it and I'm like
because I'm, I'm sitting on the bed and.
I'm going to. Lean forward and put my face
real close to its face, so our eyes are like an inch apart from
each other. I'm going to reach up.
I'm going to scratch his little head.
Animal handling. Oh man, that was terrible.
It just it just like stops midpoint, kind of like let's its
chin go up but then it like refocuses and it like throws
both of its arms up again and then starts hopping away trying
to look you for you assume for Franklin.
Oh, OK. I'm going to get up and follow
it, I suppose. Where is the portal?
OK, I'm going to follow it. It's going to show me where the
portal. Is it goes to the edge of the
bed chamber, mezzanine, and you look over into the prison and
you see a mass of writhing bones and you go, oh.
Franklin must have captured those skeletons as the as the
level and starts hopping towards it.
You can see it looks like you moved yourself over there, Ash,
right? Oh no, there's two of you.
Never mind. She stepped away.
Her cousin stopped over. You're good, you're good.
There was two of them there and I was like, wait a second.
But yeah, he Torino hops up to you Franklin, and goes, hey,
there's two new ladies outside and he's no one else can
understand him because he's doing his like, cricket animated
gestures that you understand. And he's going both of both of
them. Are dark elves and you?
They one's a child and one's a big lady and they seem to seem
to be, well, that part of the crew, 'cause they have a torque
and like you got there on your neck.
Oh, I love their child. Franklin jumps up to his feet.
I don't know if there's time between sessions, but he has
been hard at work at the sewing machine.
Currently wearing a grandma costume, which he strips off
immediately and you see a whole pile of half finished costumes
on the floor next to him if there was time.
Sure, I can do crafting if you want, yeah, I just need an
outfit change. All right, crafting. 23.
Damn, Yeah, yeah, they look pretty good.
You'd use some of the like exoskeletons as the as the
crickets had gone from Pupe to to cricket stage and such.
You reused utilize some of that in it, but it turned out pretty
good. It kind of looks skin like, you
know, like especially. You know, representative of your
reptilian race. That's so good, I'm going to
make him missus doubtfire costume at some point.
So for the new player, I am Franklin.
I am a turtle. He looks exactly like Franklin
the turtle from the children's books, except one.
His left arm from the elbow down is a ghostly skeletal hand, and
constantly kind of crawling out from under his shell is a large
number of insects. Oh yeah, he jumps up and Glee
and he says I would never see another actual child.
And then being skipping his way to the entry, throwing like, I
don't know, a stake or something at the the giant bone pile as he
goes. Well not sure where you get hey
guys, I'll, I'll tell everyone. Oh, I'll, I'll pull out one of
my bugs from my shoulder and throw it in and I'll yell out to
everyone else in the room. Hey guys, I think we got new
friends in the the outside. If you guys want to come say hi,
stay chill, Griselda figure guides that I leave and Mame.
You see, besides the cricket, that you were falling, and as
you kind of watched and looked around the chamber, that you're
standing at a staring at rather a headless Griselda.
With Vomira and Flint and Ash very distraughtly looking at the
body that's dripping blood from a stump of a head and and
they're they're just kind of like mumbling between each other
and distraught and. And wait, where is that?
Like try to put didn't we try to put her, didn't we like try to
like put her in like a cooler type situation or like bury her
or something, A tub. We can't bear her.
We need her. Yeah, you put put her body in a
tub full of ice. Did I wake up?
In. A tub full of ice.
The whole is. You that is not OK.
You wake up with a note. That says see a necromancer
immediately here. Here.
The you wake up in a very warm tub, although it's getting more
to lukewarm now. You feel that like the the heat
was lingering. From You don't know when or how
or what. The last thing you remember, you
know you were in the inn sleeping.
The next thing you know you're in a wet tub, fully closed in a
cryo chamber, and you're looking, you're looking around
at at everything and you do Seeker Zelda next to you.
Headless is the first thing you see when you're waking up, and
it's like Ruvik off to your and then worn down the way in
another tub. Is.
That The Who has an X over them is that Griselda?
That is Griselda. So I was gone.
What? How did she die?
You and Ash did not witness the death.
It was only Vomira who witnessed the death.
But Vomira proclaimed the fact that they the massive skeletal
remains that you would help Franklin capture.
She'd been kind of entranced by. And as Hemaitre was waking up
and looking around, she was sticking her hand, her skeletal
hand in there, almost like as if to pet it or touch it, and it
sucked her whole body in there and then chomped her head off.
Oh. Oh my, but what Meadow wise?
Meadow. I haven't spoken a word since
about an incident, so character wise.
You don't know? Uh huh.
Right. Well, Flint, Flint.
I thought Flint Nash, you would have told during the during the
the the incident. No, no, I I it's one of those
things where I just, I don't speak about it.
I'm gonna. I'm like I'm like one I'm like
I'm like I'm like one word answers right now I'm gonna.
Go ahead, Josh. Just because of like shock and
drunk and high. I was just going to de escalate
the situation probably before it happened because you you weren't
there, but your your character was there and you're you would
have seen like Maida on the ground sitting with Griselda in
her lap with no head, but looked up at the writhing mass of bones
and skeletal stuff and see seen some of her blood dripping down
from from the bars and from that skeletal mass.
I would have, yeah, you could say that you could infer.
Yeah, that was, that was Ash and Flint's characters would have
seen that. You do not know that, Zolus.
You're waking up. OK, next.
So not aware Zolus is gonna sit up really slowly and like
suspiciously look around at like probably she probably knows 10%
of these people and one of them that she knows is headless.
So I'm gonna slowly reach my hand out.
And touch Griselda and Casper the dying as a just that's her
first reaction, yeah. I don't know.
And then? Who's to the left of me?
On your left is Ruvik and then Warren or Thomas Maxim, Gray the
Third, because he you know. Even in the water, that seems
like the the glue that he'd made is holding up his hat still
stuck to his head. The mustache is still stuck to
his face. I'm slowly gonna walk across the
room away. From the dead body.
So you touch the non living creature and it it you feel
almost as if. The life force from your hands
was wanting to go, but it was as if you were just trying to to
force magic, force water into a stump.
OK, I love that. That's an interesting analogy.
Yeah. What's this thing in the center
of the room? This.
Yeah. It is up high.
There's a large chandelier. That seems to be magically
glowing along with upper up Above you even farther you see
some hammocks in between 2 railings.
That must be a secondary floor because you're standing in a
space that's about, you know, 5050 feet plus high.
That's a large kind of rough hewn looking chamber in a cave
of some sort, it would appear to you.
But you're you're standing on an A bit of an island that is
surrounded by water, and the water is waving in and waving
out on the shores, creating these little little waves.
And there's a walkway that connects it to another chamber.
You can see two other chambers you can actually see.
And each of those chambers are also as large, if not bigger in
some case, one other one or the other cases, OK.
And right now. The tortoise child is excitedly
running around. Tortoise oh, Franklin is.
Franklin A turtle or a tortoise? A portal, which is the humanoid
turtle. So like a like a human, like a
turtle person. But a land, a land turtle.
Yes. I wasn't sure if you're talking
about these guys here and here at first.
That's why I was clarifying. Are they also turtles?
And does that cue him to have an existential crisis?
No, they're walking on all fours and they they're not the same
coloration as him, nor nor is big.
OK, seeing you kind of like shift around in the tub while he
Franklin, is kind of like running around in circles
excitingly, excitedly seeing you move, he like stops at this.
Oh, well, the dad was his movie. And then he runs over and he
runs. Over to you, to your tub.
There he goes. And he kind of, like kicks up
his heel a little bit behind his leg leg and shyly looks up at
you and says, hi, my name's Franklin.
Welcome back. Hi.
Have we met before? I don't think so.
OK, which level of hell are we on right now?
God. Fifth.
Wait, we're at the fifth level, right?
I don't know. I'm.
Assuming you're. Looking.
Around it like mamae and Flint and Vimeira.
Yeah, anyone else who's kind of around right now.
I don't remember. Well, it's still hot.
I know that much. 5th or 6th? I think it's.
Just going to shrug. What's the difference?
We don't know anymore. It's all just a game.
I feel more hopeless than I've ever felt before.
Mom is going to look around. Be like sweet digs, though.
The bed's real comfy. Wait, what?
Digs. Yeah, actually.
Did you guys hear that message about the extra armor?
What extra armor? We got a message from the other
guys about they have an extra set of adamantine armor.
We can talk about it later. Anyway, I think so.
OK, Where are your parents, young man?
I don't know. Wait, they're back home?
Yes, Franklin is a child as well.
Oh my God, there's two children here now.
Yeah. I definitely thought Breton was
like, he's like preteen. He's like 1213.
Oh, I definitely thought it was like, Nope.
And he's cool with the dead body in the cryo chamber.
I look over it. Yeah.
Griselda died last time. Looks confused.
Yeah, so she she died. It was very sad, in fact.
And we put her in here to keep her stored because we've found
some very useful information. But we can talk about that
later. Why don't you guys get out of
the cold tubs and get dried off? I got to go let some people in,
'cause we got some new people, I guess, outside waiting for us.
So if we go over there, there's like a like a lounge area with
like drinks and stuff. It's actually pretty nice and.
This is. Not the hell that I knew.
Well, we're still in hell. We're at a sub dimensional
mansion. OK.
I I feel numb to what is happening right now.
I get it. So you know, we're.
Just we're going to get everybody together for
introductions. We'll have treats.
And yeah, I'll have to. I'll look to the others and just
like you guys take care of this situation, I put a go.
Zolus feels weird that a child has made more sense.
Than anyone in mind I'm. Just going to.
Slowly try to find. Don't touch the giant skeleton
monster. What I don't usually.
And as he says that, you see it writhe to the side of the bars
like it's responded to him somehow.
And like forms up all along the bars, as if it's trying to get
out. But there's like little arms
that are pressing up throughout, but it can't quite get out of
the bars. Freaky.
I don't think I can see the map. Mine's just black.
No, I don't want to. That should be.
That should be the case because you guys aren't here.
And yet they haven't let us into the.
OK, you call it boy hole. Follow Franklin wherever he
went. You you seen him go up into the
sleeping, right? Yeah, yeah, he went up to the.
I'm going to, but before I leave and be like, hey, Griselda and
I'm going to turn around, Mama is just like, hey, we found her
like, no concern for the missing head whatsoever.
Like she went missing, but she's back.
Look at that. And then it's going to go follow
Franklin because Franklin said they were going to let some
people in and that's a little concerning.
Given Franklin's poor lack of judgement.
And so mommy's gonna go and, like, back up the portal door
just to make sure no hooligans get in.
It's like Flint's following you. Yeah, I'm.
Back, sorry. That takes.
Why do I want to touch the skeletons with me to end?
Because you're told not to. Ruin.
And yeah, so this guys. The name everybody off the
bottom of the screen. The names that one I think you.
I think you just the same process, but I don't.
I don't think you can. You can either go the large,
regular small pictures or you can go names only.
They don't have an option for no names.
How do I do nice detail? Names only.
You want to go over to Settings, Audio and Video, Video Display
and then Player video avatar size names only.
Oh yeah, that's. Fine, OK, good.
So is it only those three while Zolus is staring at the skeleton
going out? So I guess I followed everyone
back. We're actually leaving.
I'm just going to go grab the other guys because we got a
everybody needs to beat, right? If you guys want to come out
here, you can there's apparently as gesture to Ferdinand,
Ferdinand here says that there are two strangers outside, so
the room outside. I'm sorry.
So we're letting strangers. Oh, Torito, I'm so sorry.
Well, they have. They have the torques on them,
so they're one of us. I guess that doesn't.
I don't really trust Manny. I don't know what that means.
That's fair. I don't trust they can go out
and meet him. Look at you, fucks.
I don't trust any of. You earlier took.
Your torque across at him, so. Really.
How is it any different than allowing any of us participate?
Yeah, I like Mama. It's gonna look around pointedly
at everybody. But like, you all got in here.
Exactly. There is no standard.
Yep. Hey.
So you guys all filter out the door there.
Yeah, that was a yes from from matter as well it sounded like.
There we go. Yeah, that's just making sure
before I dragged and dropped and I sounds.
Like I was, it was a It was a hesitant yes, but it was a yes.
In the back. Gotcha.
And Ash is still sitting in front of Griselda Morning.
Yes. Gotcha.
And you guys are turn into walk through the portal and turn into
a purple Purpley smoke. And come out on the other side
in in the same order that you went in kind of quickly though.
And so failing that rock that you just put away, you see
purple smoke with these like silver different patterns in
them coming out of the rock that you just put away some in
whatever pocket you put it in. And then forming into shapes and
then eventually these humanoid people that are standing there
looking at you. My immediate reaction would be
take it out of my pocket and throw it away from me.
Where do you throw it I? Don't know, just forward in any
direction. I'm also not very strong, so
it's not going to go very far. But it is very, very important
to understand which is forward for you.
I I guess it was like I was using the child, so it'd
probably go like here. OK.
You're not going to throw it at the child.
Not purpose. A potato.
The rock does kind of look like a potato.
So. It I would not throw it at the
child on purpose. You want to throw me a Dexterity
check? Oh, you're using Dex?
OK, that's a little better than string.
Yeah. Yeah, this is 19.
Yeah, you get it exactly where you wanted it.
It kind of lands just behind this column over here.
Like away from you. Yeah, but you you guys do notice
that pick up on that. That's everyone that came
through the portal there. See that?
Two dark elves. Once a child like your was told
to you. Oh.
My God, I would recognize the people here, wouldn't I?
You do. I died.
So Flynn, no. Vomaira and MAME recognize the
older Dark Elf as Phelan, who had accompanied you in Ishmael's
tower. Also, you realize when you'd put
your hand in your pocket Phelan, you had a little bit more than
you remember in there, as if something else was given to you
at some point and you're rattling around in there.
I don't know if you can see in your inventory what I put there
or not. The Shard OK.
Yeah, I guess at that point after feeling that, I would have
definitely picked that up. And brought it out and looked at
it. You're looking at an Astral
Shard. That's like an incomplete Astral
Diamond. I think it's what I'd put in
there. Trying to remember what I put in
there. Yep.
Astral Shard? Yep.
Are you showing offline group? Yeah.
So you you know that you can. It's it's a nice gem that has
magical effects. It's got silver mist swirling
inside of it, and there's a it's got some interesting properties
you can feel just magically kind of humming inside of it.
Well. I'm then going to turn to the
two that I recognize and be like.
I'll be there. Have you seen my rings?
What rings? I don't have ring rings.
Magic. I can't.
I can't do magic without them. Oh, I pull out one of the rings.
Want this one? Yes.
No. Here.
I was keeping it for safekeeping so no one would steal it.
And I gave it back to you. Thank you.
You're very welcome.
Also, How did you get here? I thought you were dead.
I don't know. I thought I was too.
I just woke up here and now there's a child that appeared in
front of me. And I.
I'm pointing at the child. I like look down.
And look down and take a step back while you're pointing at
the child. She's on all fours running for
the rock. You're just throw.
Don't forget you can move your character token.
Towards that. Oh my God.
I guess I was pointing in the direction of where she was
standing next to me, and then I'll adjust my point over to
where she is now. Yeah, OK.
Does she get the rock? Yeah, I mean it's there.
Yeah, if I'm allowed, Nothing's stopping you at this time, at
least as far as I can see. I have the rock.
I'm stroking it like an orb I. Think.
And I'm just going to point to her and she's like, it's not
mine. I know that that's confusing at
this point too. You realize the child has a a a
necklace similar to that. You realize that you'd been
given and you're after you'd gotten off the table a torque
style necklace that you both are wearing.
That's a twisted type metal that's around your necks.
I know we're wearing, but also still not mine.
Twins that. Oh, we're all wearing.
Twins. Twins.
Twins through time. Yes.
OK, so how young is this child? Because clearly I missed.
Misinterpreted. Didn't realize Franklin was a
child. How young is this?
I've made ten trips around the sun.
If you check. The chat, you can see what my
eyes have like, that's just my general.
Oh lovely. OK, I feel like we could all use
all the help we can get, but if either of you 2 step out of line
it's. Going to be the end of you.
Got it. Don't.
Literally. It'd be pretty easy to kill
anyway, so I won't fear death. OK, I'll pull out.
Two of them already watched me die.
They know it's pretty easy. I'm gonna pull out my pistol and
look at him. I'll show you worse than death
is. That a promise.
We'll see where this goes. Leap forward and kind of twiddle
my thumb or twiddle my foot and say hi, I'll frankly, could we
be best friends? They just stare with again
those. Like dark, soulless black, white
glowing eye reference in the gift.
And I don't say anything. I'm just gonna.
I'm gonna pat put on the head and just be like, sure, buddy
dark. Dumb.
Great. Welcome aboard.
What does this room look like? So you're standing in a very
dark room. The only light seems to be the
dwindling light of a torch off in this direction.
That's the end of the chamber on the left side that's
illuminating the left. The left path that has a an
evident pitfall that seems to be exposed not too far along before
that on a red tile but in the room that you're actually
standing in the the floor is a a broken hodgepodge of stone and
the walls are just the these compacted bone remains that that
are there before the. You get to the other end where
there's these column marching off to these this curved point
that goes off to either side and the right side is the green tile
and whereas the left side is that red that I was talking
about and. Oh yeah, I forgot you guys can't
ever see. I'm going to cast Dancing
lights. Helpful, but where did you 2
come from? Which entrance did you use to
get in this room? I appeared here.
I didn't use it. I woke up in this exact spot.
I walked through the I found the keys.
So unlocked. I point at this wall, this, this
one. Teach the man.
To read. OK, so we don't know what's in
the left or right direction. Nope.
But we've done a few tasks and as you're saying that Torino is
like looking a little like scratching his head, your
cricket there. Franklin then points to the rock
and then points to his neck. You have.
To raise the start exit. Hey buddy, what'd you find?
Don't have any he he he he points to the rock that Regina
is holding and then points to his neck and then points back to
the rock and then he also also he he says that to you
specifically like those were those were just actual pointing
actions too. So he he says on top of that
though, to that, well, balsa. I'm just waiting for the reports
back from the other fellas and I was just thinking that do you
know that you you might want to, you might you might want to give
those two lasses some something to get into the rock.
It's pretty dangerous in here. I don't know if I'm going to
hear back from both of my swarms that went out or not.
Oh, that's sad. Yeah, I mean, I totally would.
But my other allies think that they might be assassins, so.
I'm withholding judgment until they they say otherwise.
Wow, That's not smite. Yep, Yep, that's why even.
So be prepared to kill them. But a bit it yeah, a bit I think
I I think I feel the other the the the right swarm coming back
and as he's saying that the the small group of like 2020.
When cricket, quick question. Good question.
Does it just look like he's talking to crickets or can we
understand or like, yeah, do we hear his side of the?
No, it just looks like you're talking.
He's talking to the cricket and it's.
Gesturing around to animatingly, Yeah, you hear some of that
going on. I don't know who's been doing
that, but it's been helpful. OK, great.
Good to know, but yeah, so that's what that's like and at
as he's standing there and the the swarmer crew comes around
the other side and he looks at him and you hear a full report
while you're standing there. Franklin too, that the the right
side seems to be mostly clear, except from from traps, at
least, because they'd they hadn't lost anybody, but there
weren't some odd slow moving creatures that they could easily
avoid, as well as a very annoyed large creature.
That that was pretty much their report.
I say, oh thank you so much. You guys are amazing.
You deserve a break. I'm going to give each and every
one of them a hug and then send them all their way through the
portal, which means I have to turn to the small Drought child
and approach them to say hi. These guys are on break.
They need to go get some lunch. Can I have the the Pocket Rocket
back? Also, I'm Franklin.
Hi. Hi, I'm Regina Macherta, Bowman
of Darkness, and I reach out my hand to shake and then spiders
fall from my hand onto. Oh.
My God, are those living spiders.
Oh my God, they take off so much.
I'm. Really on the ground?
Some are undead. Oh, that's cool.
I pick up the rock and put it in my mouth.
Oh. I'm just gonna oh, I guess I'll
reach for it. I.
I don't know if you have personal boundaries or anything,
but do you mind if I stick my hand in your mouth to get that
rock? My mouth so it.
Just kind of sounds like, but it's agreeable, OK.
Put it out of your hand. Nice, Zola.
Can't believe this is her life now.
That was excellent. I want to talk to you later
about. How about a spider colony?
Are you hungry? You look hungry.
You look like you're starving. I'm ready to feast.
Excellent. Excellent.
OK, so I turned. Everyone, hi, my name is
Franklin. Welcome to the fifth or sixth
level of health if you are agreeable.
And I'd turn to Flint and me May or Ma May.
Can't remember which one it is for this campaign.
Mommy. Mommy, Mommy, we have suitable
accommodations inside this rock where we could discuss what the
Hell's going on and decide what to do from there.
That is the most accurate vibes of Regina I've ever seen.
Absolutely Katie from fucking important music.
Just like eats the dandelion. Awesome.
Sorry, the derail. No, you're good.
Yeah, trying to you have Rails. Wait, what?
What, Only on my bed? Because wait, I'm going to fall
out. Yeah.
Is the head the head a lot? So.
OK, OK, so so which direction I I I happened to notice that you
were speaking with insects and I don't know how to feel about
that, but. Oh, and Torino would probably
have turned to you and said I don't.
It kind of like even though no one else can understand him,
kind of like with his head down and like off to the side of his
arm, like trying to like talk to just you and be like, I don't
think the other crickets are coming back on the left side.
That was pretty dangerous. OK, yeah, so they catch you up
on what all this is about. We don't know which way to go
yet. I set a team of my my swarm
crickets in each direction and I just got a report back from the
right hand side that there was a couple slow moving creatures and
then one large creature but they came back alive and then the
left hand ones are just gone. So we don't want to go to the
left, is what I'm. Probably not.
But if we go to the right, just know that if you touch the
walls, last time they did, somebody did that.
They came alive and tried to like grab you.
So like, stand in the center, Probably well.
That's can't be done easily enough.
Sure. So do we want, do we want to
leave here knowing that some of our parties decapitated and the
rest is in cryo chambers? Do we care about that?
Well, all of those people are. I point at the rock in here, so
they come with us. I don't.
Know what that? Means, but they're in here.
OK. This is.
A This is like a this is like a so I point, I pick up the poop
portal thing. OK, so this is like a key, Like
a magic key if you hold on to it and then focus on this rock.
You'll magically transport into the rock, and inside this rock
is a is like a, like a, like a, like a like a cool, like a chill
hangout spot for us. You know where you were before
you left me. Why is it like?
I don't know, I didn't build it. I just.
I just hope that you all understand how.
How psychotic all of this sounds, but I'm in sure.
So you're bread do, bread do right.
No. Oh, but you know you're dead and
like in hell, right? Yeah, yeah, we're in hell, but
he's the one that. Fell in here.
Why did you put us? Why that?
Is OK. That was that's a story for
another time that. Was so we're still in hell.
That's where we are right now, in this room.
But this is like the 5th or 6th level of hell.
Like the entry chamber, but at the last level of hell we made
friends. Of a witch.
We were at the whole level. We were in the fifth level, I
thought, so this should be the 6th level unless we're.
Going the other way, which means would be I think.
I think you climb up, but down. But there's no direction here.
So yeah, so we're at the, like, sixth level of hell.
This could just still be a part of the fifth level though.
It could be, but you know, who knows?
But we made friends with a wreck around here, yeah, so you can
tell that it doesn't seem to be part of the swampy area that you
were in before. Well, then we're definitely in a
new area. I've just been in hell so long
that I don't, I don't know what outside of hell is like.
Is that where we're trying to get?
There's a whole that's a whole can of worms that we should not
open right now. I think we're trying to get out.
Yeah, we're trying to get out, yeah.
We're either trying to get out, or we're trying to master hell.
One of the two or mastering sounds fun, or both at the same
time. Yeah.
Get out by mastering hell. Maybe I am just kind of curious
what is at the 9th level of hell.
I mean, I feel like. You would list sexy Satan.
Our final four we already. Found Sexy Satan.
You did not. And we've met sexy Satan, but
not like his house, no. OK, my personal goal now is to
meet Sexy Satan, and I don't really care what the rest of
your goals are. If they align with that I I will
seduce Sexy Satan. It's a goal now.
I mean, not if. I think Taxi Zane also do some
first. I got high charisma.
I'll fight you for it. Charisma's my highest stat.
Me too. I use it to cast spells.
Same. Let's go see Satan.
It is Satan. He might be into like, you know,
threesome and stuff. You know, I might be into that
too. That's a good compromise.
We are saying this in front of children, All right, I have no
concept of threesome creation, 'cause you have no concept of
feelings. Yes, I don't.
I don't know what any of that, like, hanky panky stuff is,
'cause I'm a child that has never been around humans,
really, all humanoid things. That were alive.
Can you guys hear me? Yeah.
Yes, OK, my headphones died. So, but yeah, so that's what
we're dealing with right now is we got a choice between the left
and the right side. And then I think there's a
couple other people still inside.
Or did everyone come out? No, not everyone came out, but
OK, everyone that is awake came out.
Or not done. Other than Ash who was mourning
the dead. No, just see you guys.
Though you guys do 2 new people, so it's not too heavy.
We did lose some. What?
I did see the the decapitated, yeah.
Beldas So, yeah. Griselda Undead before this, So
she was. There's hope for her yet?
Yeah, I think so. Hopefully.
Or, you know, there's other uses.
Oh. OK, anyway, yeah, what do you
guys want to do? Well, you guys are saying we
should progress through to. Get out or obtain power or
something. So I feel we should do that.
Yeah. We can certainly try, yeah.
I've had a I've had a good sleep.
You know, I'm ready to go. If anybody wants to come with
me, we can venture out. Yeah.
Remember something with witches? I think we figured the witches
out. We did that.
Was a long sleep. I had some weird dreams.
So long as I'm out in the front, I will follow behind Anyone.
All right, onward and up. So the left side is full of
pitfall traps and nobody done it by guys have returned.
And then the right side seems to be fine.
It's got some creatures in there, and the walls will try to
attack you if you touch them. Any walls?
Yep. Also, please keep any corpses
that you kill. We need them.
What does that mean? Well, we they're for the
skeleton inside, so he can grow big and strong.
OK, makes sense to me. He nods that you filter through
the SO. What did you say about
directions? Again, Mr. Turtle?
The left side has floor traps where they're they're like
pitfalls and you stand on them like pressure plates.
And then the right side, the walls, if you touch them, will
try to attack you. But the the floor seems fine and
there apparently are some creatures in there.
Oh. Man, if only I had a fedora and
a satchel. Sounds right.
OK, So what what happens if like all the floor disappears from
the right side? Has anybody tried that?
You mean the left did? We try throwing anything down
the floor. Sorry.
Yeah, there's a missing piece or the right side you can walk on
fine. What?
Oh, it's this one. The floors go away, Yeah.
There should be like a missing tile in there.
Yep. Yeah, I see it in my inventory.
Let's throw the rock. No doubt this rock, rock.
We need that rock. Some diamonds.
We've got a bunch of these that we could throw.
Diamonds. Yeah, I have 250 of them.
They're called the Astral Diamonds.
Of copper cable. Right, I have £10 of copper
cable guys, we can. That.
Ripped it up from the third level of hell.
Yeah, actually I have 80 pounds of copper cable.
That's awesome. We can use that.
Carry 80 pounds of copper cable. You ripped it on the ground
like. Occasions like this, yeah.
Yes, you did. Yes, I harvested maybe as.
My I feel like that's what. Like meth heads do when they
ripped all the copper out of houses.
Take a good, hard look at us. They were forced losing that
level of health and we thought, why not?
Can I see how far across the floor is in this chamber?
You can it. It is.
You mean across the pitfall to the other side or?
Yeah, across the the tiles that look like they're associated
with the. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can gauge that too. Or you can do one of these if
you haven't, if you didn't didn't remember one of these.
Nope. So if I take 80 pounds of copper
cable and I braid it, you think it'd make a tightrope or like a
rope that I could walk across to get over there?
Potentially, but I would question quite a lot of things
beyond just simple crafting. We got this that's at the 50
feet of rope in our side. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I also have some hemp and rope.
Did did I hear an ash come out of the rock?
Yes. OK.
Sorry, my cousin showed up and I had to go upstairs and spill the
tea. You're good.
Is Ash also a chicken or is it just cat?
Just cat's a chicken? Cool.
Ash is a tea. Had to double check.
OK cool to make sure. Just to be clear, we said that
the right pathway was fine and clear and everyone survived.
And the left one, they all died and we decided to.
Go to the left one and you. Yep.
OK, oh wait, I thought. Wait, is that what would you
want to fight? The walls?
Well, the walls. I mean, do you want?
The walls to eat you eaten by walls, that's.
The one. I'm not very tasty.
They might spit me back out. The walls just mean you have to
go single file. Wait, so the right side is along
with the with the walls, and the left side is the one where the
crickets didn't come back? Yes.
Who is in here? What is?
I threw her on head. None of the scalp.
Who is in here? No one.
No, someone's in there. Oh, somebody moved their
character. Well, it was it was me because I
didn't see anybody and I was trying to figure out where
everyone went. Oh, oh, OK yeah, I know the
floor is lava in that 10. The whole floor is lava.
Pretty much. You can't touch it.
You'll die. No, I definitely think we should
go the right path and just stay single file and like, wear
straight jackets. OK.
I mean, I'll follow you if you'd like.
Yeah. I don't have the ability to see
in the dark. Well, why don't we have the
people that can see in the dark be like the the front and the
caboose. I should not be in the front.
I will die instantly. That's what happened last time.
OK I. Envision like all of this.
I can also cast dancing lights and everyone can get like a
little torch that floats next to that would work or somebody has.
Light down there. Pretty sweet.
Well, is light a can trip that someone has 'cause I have
dancing lights, which are little floaty lights that can travel
with you that will work. Get me once.
OK, who Who wants a light? Are we standing here in the
dark? I know.
Like, yeah, I can cast four of them.
So Flint wants a light. I can cast it.
Oh, you have light. Yes, I also have daylight.
Oh, that's like a spell. That's a big spell.
That's a big, big spell. Also, I would rather.
I would rather personally would rather you not cast that because
then I can't see. It's my only third level spell
to a torch. Who?
Has that command panel. How far is light A?
120 feet with Dancing Lights. Dancing lights can travel with
you and it casts a 10 foot like radius light and it can kind of
float around you. Who's doing what though?
I guess and and and and. He has.
Light so I can like stealth forward first with some light
and like look for traps. And you cast light on someone's
Flint, yeah? Yeah, the mother.
Come here. If you're going first, pull it
out your staff. No, you come here.
Oh, you mirror. Well, no.
Hold out. What, you want me to light up?
Oh, oh, hold on, hold on. Give me one second.
I forgot I have this creepy shit that I can do.
Hold on. Put your pants back on.
All right, all. Right, so I I to me, it's
harmless, but it's creeps you the fuck out is I pull out.
I pull out one of my nails and hold it up for you to imbue with
magic. Well, like one of my finger, one
of my fingernails. I just like, rip the nail off
and like hold it out for you to yeah, without even flinching.
And I hold it out to you for you to imbue it with light or
whatever. Or whatever.
As you hold it up, I'm like, fuck, I've seen some shit out at
sea, but. Damn.
And then once it's like glowing with light, I just, like, put it
back into my fingernail. Like put it back into my finger.
Oh, and then I just like walk forward with like, my finger
pointed out. What the hell?
I kind of like some like some ET action, but like flashlight
level. I hate this.
I hate every part of this. Well, if there's EDA, it's like
there's EDM. Like finger gloves.
For your own gloves, exactly, except the actual finger.
That's cool, yeah. Because I'm guessing, I'm
guessing he can only do it with one, so it would only be 1
fingernail and not all of them. It's a can trip.
Yeah, he could do all of them. All of them to do.
I just pursue. If I proceed to keep pulling out
each and every one of my fingernails.
I I hold out my hand, Touch your hand.
Oh, I hold out my hand. Just give me the other nine.
Come on. You rip out each fingernail and
put it on your back onto your finger.
And they're all different colors.
Each light. They're all different color,
rainbow. And then I just start wiggling
my fingers. Great time I start because, So,
Josh, am I still high or like, where?
What level am I? You are completely sober.
Oh, that's. Not good, that's not.
Good. Well, you don't even have a a
little bit of a craving currently, because you were, if
you recall what happened the last time you pasted some of
the. Brazil does blood and your heart
stopped and then restarted and all conditions were removed
during that time. Oh, addictions.
What a terrible way to sober up. We're hanging.
Wait, so, like, but, like, addiction's not.
You said addiction was a curse. Yeah, it's not, it's not
completely gone. I would say there's some
lingering to it, but you don't. All right.
Well, I immediately take a little a.
Hit or bump of MSG. It's a bump.
Come on. Here we kitten.
I was like, I was like, I forget if this thing is a powder.
So do we just all watch her take a drug?
Nordstrom. Coke.
Yeah, MSG. I basically I make, I make my
fingernails multi colour and then I take a bit, I take a bump
and then I walk down the hallway with my fingers outstretched.
Swirling them to make disco lights on the wall.
Hey respect what respect's do I made?
Different. I'm just like, I'm going to lead
us. And then you proceeded to snort
coke and then started walking down the tunnel.
Yes. My bro my.
Senses. My senses are more aware.
OK, I can go wrong, so why not? So yeah, so I I basically
stealth forward and keep an eye out for traps.
All right. Forward.
Avoiding the walls. Avoiding the walls with my arms
outstretched, zombie style. Twiddling my fingers.
When you do walk by the wall, you do notice it quiver.
But. You you, you keep walking, I
guess as you said you didn't, yes, didn't interact with it.
And you come around the the corner as the wall curves, not
not bends at a right angle, curves around to the right and
you see some other other curving you.
You get to the next intersection there of still Greenstone and
you see that there's another rounded surface with a left and
a right. Direction again.
Oh good. So I like step to the left
choices a bit, kind of peek in, see what I can see.
And from around the corner, before you even get your head
all the way around, you just hear a grumbling voice of.
Oh, I can see a light. I just quickly step back, hide
my fingers and step to the other side and peek down that way.
Oh, I can still see your noise. It says from the left side, but
you're looking down the right side and.
I am still looking down the right side.
You don't hear any footsteps or anything like that approaching.
OK. Do I see anything down the left?
The right side? You do not.
You see the wall go down, break up on the right, but then curve
off off to that same right side. All right, so I'm gonna go to
the right and this little like, pinch point, I just kinda like
keep my hands like like slapped next to my legs.
Kinda like pencil pencil style and like shuffle down.
The hallway looks very narrow. I'm just gonna like, turn to the
side and, like, suck in their guts.
And like a shuffle, like a crab through.
This you see a a slow moving creature that that is just kind
of like slurping up some of the broken rubble that was of the
wall seeming to be innocuous but otherwise kind of like cleaning
it. It almost looks like you know,
because every time it sucks in something, out outcomes a solid
stone behind it that goes into the wall.
That it picks up and puts in the wall.
Interesting. Blah blah.
Blah. I leave it alone.
I love throughout the rest of the room.
Is this. Does it appear to be a dead end?
It does more or less you you you see some pillars.
Is it like? Just like rocks and shit.
Yeah, some busted up rocks and. Some golden pillars along this
wall. I go and look.
I go and look at one of the golden pillars.
And they seem very elaborately made and very at odds with the
wall that they're juxtaposed with, which is a broken, big
rough cut stones that are the size of small vehicles or
carriages. Do they appear to be alive?
The the columns. Yeah, like the golden ones, like
the wall, like the walls, like kind of like ripple.
Are they just like golden pillars?
Like they seem very solid. They seem very solid, yes, no.
The wall though, that you're standing next to it seems like
everyone has been following for the most part but Mame, Zolus,
Flint, and Phelan. The wall to your left that you
were you're hanging out by while Zolus has been leading the way
here starts to kind of ripple, no?
Do we? No.
Do we see the weird creature and is it reacting to us?
You do, do you? I don't.
I can't. Yes you do, especially with with
vomira. Little bit of light.
You see this globule creature and it and it is not reacting to
any of you really. It doesn't seem to it.
It's looked up otherwise, but it's kind of just like shook in
its head without saying anything and just gone back to doing what
it was doing. On a scale of 1 and how cute is
it like? Seven, maybe 6 and a.
Half. Let's keep it.
Are the. Columns.
Are the columns free standing or do they go like floor to
ceiling? They're floor to ceiling and
they are up against the wall and they end at the curve that
started to curve back around to the to the left.
What? Can I?
Can I tell if these are like solid gold columns or like are
there like any sort of like fence or marks?
Are they just like gold plated columns?
Visually, it's hard to tell. They look pretty authentic, but
you could look a little bit deeper if you wanted.
I would like to. Would you like me to roll an
investigation? Yes, please.
What is that? I heard it.
Blue 21. You want to tell me how you're
investigating? Yeah, I pull out one of my
daggers and I just kind of like scrape, scrape the point along
the the column to see like. To see if it's like a gold
related column or if it's like solid gold.
You scrape, you scrape it along and you realize for sure that
this is a a solid for for the layers that you're scraping
away, at least the like first quarter inch of of gold that you
can, you can definitely without a doubt tell.
And there are some symbols engraved engraved around it.
You're almost wondering to what end.
Paying. Over to the angry owner of the
house. What the hell are you doing?
You said that the wall was. So there was something weird
about the wall. Does it look like the walls that
that like the walls? We don't want to look like those
walls. No.
So those these walls are, these walls are of a different make
than the the walls that that you were in the first chamber, first
chamber. They were, you know, compacted
stone or a compacted bone. But in this Chamber they seem to
be made of a cut stone. All right.
I'm back. Sorry.
No worries the the walls that it's rippling.
Like give me so like low battery as it's dying.
Oh. So it's like, as I'm plugging it
in, it dies and I'm like, can you like, give me maybe a little
bit more of a hiccup? Heads up.
OK. Go ahead, Josh.
Oh no worries. I was just explaining about the
rippling wall to the to the left that the rest of the crew is
standing near. That is, of a cut stone now
instead of crushed bone. I touch it.
OK, what did I discover with the gold column?
Oh, sorry. I didn't realize how much you
didn't catch from that. So you do realize at least the
quarter inch of that you were able to to get into with your
knight, your dagger that it's a? Solid gold, as far as you can
tell. And you'd carved away a piece of
it that doesn't have some of the engravings of the gold on it.
So you're wondering to yourself at that point to to what end are
these engravings there Also, I just want to make sure Regina,
you're following the rest of the party right?
Because your your character token's still in that.
Oh, yes. OK.
Oh, sorry, I'm still learning. I see you're good.
Thank you, I teleported. You're.
Good. What was what was I wondering
about the? Engraving You were wondering to
what end? You know, like why are these
engraved, these column, these gold columns here, floor to
ceiling, up 40 feet in the air. Why are they engraved?
As Zolus touches the shivering, quivering wall behind you and
you just hear a. An excited sound of almost a.
Oh buddy, I do want to ask. This room is a dead end, right?
There are no passages leading. On and you guys all hear rather
than see, especially because of where you're all at except for
maybe. Maybe Regina here a just
clattering sound of of coins being spewed about, just chucked
like a whole bunch of them. Oh,
and a coin. Star OK.
Oh, I guess I wait. My coins.
We don't see them. Whip my head around the words
where I hear the the coins dangling.
Back from the way you guys came. Oh, do you like that creature,
dude? Are they?
Oh, so there's, like, the coins are dangling like that around
the corner where we came from? Yep.
Interesting. Hey, Mommy, I'm.
From Hey Mommy, The Sing is solid gold.
Thank you. I think your axe could chop some
off for us. Are you sure it's solid gold?
Yep. I can try.
It appears to be solid. Gold for me?
Mom is going to investigate. So they're going to walk up
where Omaira is, get close and like look really close and
squinted it, going to touch it. I'm going to like sniff it, rug
my hand up and down the the pillar and try to like see how I
feel about. If I think it's solid gold, or
if it's just like gold leaf or something.
You. Are rather sure that it's got to
be solid gold, especially with the ambient temperature the the
the the the cuts that are too so deep in it and you don't see any
folding of the leaf that you would use the a note with with
such craftsmanship as well as that it's.
Seems to have some poor marks, almost as if this has been porn
and then set in place. Oh, OK.
Porn into a room. Is there a are there like
molding or anything? Any place that looks like it
would be easy for me to chip some off.
It's pretty well solid. I mean it does.
None of it is hanging out. Most of the the the engravings
are are. Etched into it, so I don't know.
I don't know what you're looking for necessarily, but.
I'm just looking for something that'll be easy to chip off,
right? Because when Mayra asked me if
I'm some sort of like crown molding or something.
Yeah. Like, not really.
It's, it's. It's.
Singular piece. This doesn't seem like a good
idea, but I don't know why I would say no.
So I'm going to go ahead and take a whack at it with my axe.
Let me get some gold from it. I'll just use that.
A hand axe. Yeah.
Yeah, like I can't like it. That doesn't feel right.
But I can't think of any reason say no.
So I'm going to use my hand axe and take a swing.
Grudge. Slowly back out of the room.
Hey so can we see? Because all I have is a Gray
screen. Mine's like Gray scaled out, but
I can see. Oh, because it's dark.
OK. But I do.
Oops. I do not see Ash's character
here, so let me see if. I yeah, I was just wondering if
it was so pitch black that I just couldn't see anything.
Nothing at all. You're not allowed to see,
actually. All right.
I was just using my imagination, which is fine.
And there's a luxury 30. 99 Luxury.
DLC. DLC only.
Oh shit. Wrong layer here.
Token layer. That's what I want.
Object layer. There we go.
There you go. Should be able to see you've
been following with the crew, Regina, though you would noticed
the gold come out of a small opening at the end of this
curve. In the wall just before it split
into two other pathways. OK, that I do.
Yeah, that's what you noticed. And I I guess in Franklin
noticed it over your shoulder too, because you guys or rather
he came running back it seems like too.
Oh yeah, Magical runes, Solid gold column.
What could go wrong? Yeah, so.
But Regina, you were the first to notice that that it was like
a pile of gold coins that spew out of the curve of this wall
onto the floor. OK, so gold coins is.
Can I confirm that this are these are real coins and not
some sort of trap or illusion? You reach out to touch him.
Oh, can you reach out to touch him?
I don't know what are you doing. Do it?
Can I inspect them with my eyes before I touch them?
Touch it like perception. Sure.
I mean, I you can always too. This is something you're going
to learn. You can just ask me what you
see. I I don't.
You don't have to roll for literally everything.
OK, oh, roll for everything. Leave it all up, Chance.
It's fun to roll the clicky clacks, feeling like clacked
eyes. Sorry.
Sorry, breathing it, breathing and seeing is a free action.
Unless unless you want me to change that you can.
Crying isn't as soon as you start to think about it, it
becomes a whole action. Yeah.
All right, so I guess I'm just going to reach out and touch
these coins and see if see what's good.
Can I confirm that these are real coins?
You you can as soon as you are looking at them too, you know
from the sound. The visual, visual nature of
them you do realize though too in in looking at them before you
do touch them, they are quite different than the normal coins
you would usually associate to the the the gold coins in the
sense that you know they don't, they don't have the same
markings that you're used to, but you know for your child eyes
you're like looks like a gold coin.
Money. Money.
Yeah.
I just. I don't know.
They're giving out money here and I just start putting them in
my pockets and toss a handful to to Franklin right there and then
whoever that is next to me. Free money.
For that you can roll if you if
you wouldn't, so. Roll for.
How much you got D100? Franklin powers when something's
thrown at him. But I'll hug demons to death.
No problem. All right.
What am I rolling? AD 100 we're.
Dead I love AD 100. What's AD 100?
It's it's the biggest one you're going to mess with.
It's the chaos. Die the.
Chaos. That's the final boss at the.
End of the porn hallway. It's the two two D 10s it looks
like on D&D Beyond, if that's what you're looking for.
Wait, they don't have AD one. Oh my gosh, they have it.
It is AD 100, but it it it actually.
You can also do it in roll 20. They have an option for AD 100.
Yeah, what the fuck am I looking at?
OK, let's roll. I just want to point out how
bold it is to touch anything when you're level one.
Oh yeah, absolutely. I wanted.
To receive it, but it's. Touch.
That usually the answer is just like.
No. Tell you what you come to the
rhythmic veracity, I'll let you touch my deep.
Hey. I think it cut out, cut out
there, I I heard dice is what it what it's supposed to be.
Oh, I heard. Deep D is 100 dice.
I heard. Dice.
Oh, OK. Still, I am.
Hey, Josh has held it in his hand, so.
Pretty big. I still don't know what.
The fuck? I'm rolling right now.
Yeah, go over. To.
Is that just too? Funny is it like just send the
side on roll 20 and there's like the little options and at the
very bottom there's dice and if you like click on that, you can
click on AD 100. There you go.
You got 61 gold pieces. When you were shoveling them
into your pocket. Wait, wait, that was me.
That was me. Oh yeah.
Wait, when did Zola get his money?
Meanwhile, Zola Swan dives into the pile.
Fuck yeah, Do you see it? No.
There's actually looks like a dice on the left on the left.
So am I in the settings or where am I no like?
So you. See.
Like the map? There's like the sidebar map.
Yeah, yes. Hey, there you go.
You got 85? Oh, hell yeah, it's raining.
Well, we don't know if up or down is good or bad.
Well, it's eight fried gold pieces is what she got.
So I say that's good, OK. Sorry.
I like, yeah, we're in. I'm not playing golf.
Calm down. I missed.
The competition. Go back.
So yeah, you. Meanwhile, Mommy you'd.
Chunked off a piece of the column and got like a three
pound piece to fall off of it. That's probably, you know, size
of a small loaf of bread. I put it in the bag of Holdings.
I'm going to pick it up and yeah, hand it out to Romyra.
And it's it's probably carved its way through half of the
column almost. You can see in the sense that
it's got another. Couple the couple.
Well, no, The thing is 5 feet in diameter and I'm just thinking
in my head here. So you probably carved off like
a foot. So you can see that there's more
column to go in the back direction.
Zolus and DL You guys know what columns are for, right?
Yeah, yeah. I'm not trying to, like, cut
through the entire column. I'm actually like.
Like Mime's pretty surprised. Mommy.
Mom even. I'm fucking up.
Mommy's pretty surprised that, like, that much came off.
And they're like, OK, this column's good, good, good for
this column. Let's slowly back out of the
room before it collapses. Spread out the structural
disability does. Yeah.
Does the column look to be? Yeah, I don't really like or
decorative. Sounds like there's a wall
right? Next there's like a there's like
a wall right next to it. There is the column did not
buckle with that chunk out of it, but you notice that there is
A at least one other column that you can see marching in the same
order off to the off to the West.
So to your right currently. Look how greedy is Lamar.
Just slightly. That's all this.
Is weird. Yeah, so Mamae does not like
being in this room knowing that there's no exits and that the
walls are are weird and don't always like us.
So Mamae's going to call out and be like, hey guys, let's go,
let's go. Keep exploring.
There's nothing in here. Nothing left in here.
Are there any gold coins left on the ground?
Oh yeah, there's there's a plethora, I'm, I'm assuming
still with that 85 mark that. Oh, back out the other way.
But. I start scrabbling for gold
lines as well. Regina is still piling them into
her, her pockets, and that's. What I'm going?
To also pick. Some up, yeah.
I'm I'm assuming I'm much larger than Regina and so I like I'm
going to not exactly elbow but like.
Sort of like shoulder. Checker out of the way.
I dramatically like flail and fall to the ground, like
someone's killing me. I'm just like grabbing the ones
that are like so then I get skirted to the outskirts.
That's what it seems like. Do I get 70?
4 You do and and the stuff that's falling past your legs
vomiter is picking up between your legs.
With 30. Yeah, I'm like not getting in
the fray, but like, I'm definitely like grabbing every
single coin that comes my way. I can't tell if Zolus is doing
the same or just having walked around the pile completely or
not. But as soon as you walk around
to the other side of the pile, the voice that you heard just
you see a join to a body. Because they go.
Hey, hold on there and they reach out to you with a claw.
It's a 16 DCDC to hit and I don't know if that beat your AC
or not. Tell them no, no touching.
Wait, attacked you? Yeah, yeah, with a clawed hand
towards you to like, try and grab you of with a 16.
It's. OK.
Well, which person that's, that's Zolus and and I think she
said that it hits there. So that would be 19 damage as it
crushes you into it holding you in place with ADC 15 of.
Yeah, well, you're. Yeah.
Can Mommy react? You're gonna want to roll A
doesn't tell me, but it's a grapple, so I think it's
strength. Did you say?
Yeah. It's contested strength is
grapple. I just had to hover over it for
a second. Yeah.
If talking is free, I'm going to go, whoa, hey, hey, hey, wait a
second. Yeah, you can say that.
That is free action. OK.
Are you trying to get out? Get out or.
Just no. Like, yeah, like I'm, I'm not
coming in here to to stir the pot or anything.
We're just, we're just looking, we're passing through.
We're trying to figure out how to get out of here, I put you
excited. The walls it it's ejaculated all
over the floor with the gold. The walls.
I'm sorry, what? Well, this is some of the best
ejaculation I have ever seen. I mean if that.
I mean if I could choose how to? That's how I wanted, right?
I mean it. Should that make masturbating I
can literally worth it. Yeah, sorry.
I lost my words for a second. Just I touched this wall.
More gold is going to fall out. Well, usually it's not just a
touch, but they haven't been touched in a while, so I guess
that's all it took. So if we.
Yeah, work. A.
Little harder. Artie.
On that train of thought.
I'm just trying to get a gold baby now.
Flint's going to walk up to the wall and be like, let me show
you how it's done, you know, spitting like a big wad into his
hand. Just rub it together and just
start massaging and going to town on the wall.
You see it quivering and shaking under your palm.
Yeah. Who's your architect?
Yeah. OK is is the is whoever attacked
attacking like they're they're just holding you there it seems
like and like they they they besides what they had said
already you're going to have to roll me a performance by the way
Flint and they're he he's he's saying well it's just that you
know don't like the IT gets in the way of our work here in the
in the Acropolis all the gold everywhere makes things hard.
Making him uncomfortable. We'll gladly take it away for.
Gold, Where did you say we were? It's.
Acropolis Gold aside, If. If.
Don't remove your hand this
instant. I will attack and probably all
of these fools behind me will also attack.
So you decide how you want to deal with this.
He looks at you with his eyes, and he contracts his eyes.
The the little small pricks of his eyes they've got the they're
just BD balls of black. And you're seeing in front of
you, too. The thing that's holding you is
Kitaness, as in it's got just head to toe armor of a swords
kind of like a crab with with horns coming out of its head.
Still though almost like a goat that are twirling into a rammed
shape and it just says what? Yeah, he's just gonna make my
day. I.
Yeah, OK, I'm gonna hell a nuke then.
This is what I think of right here.
No. What?
That's what I'm picturing. I'm attacking Josh.
Oh God, we're attacking our we're we're in combat.
Wait a second. So.
I'm I told. You don't take.
I've been. I feel like I'm in the right
here. You are.
You guys can all start rolling for initiative.
I hate to be a pain in the life, but I still can't.
See. What?
Yeah, I'm still in just like a 100% grayscale room and able
vision. There we go.
That was the problem. No vision.
It's so nice. Josh, make a Dexterity saving.
Damn, I really just rolled a Nat one on.
Fucking is Bob with me? I think Bob may not be with you
only because you probably left Enyo and ISO back in there and
you were. Worried about being Baby Sat?
Yeah. I bet he loves it.
I bet he freaking loves it. Dexterity, you say?
So here we go, is a 18. OK, he saves, so he takes half
damage of the how much? Rolling it.
Hold on. Wow, there's some oh.
Cool Ash and I both rolled natural ones.
That's great garbage, Yeah. Just like wait, what?
Nine damage. Fire damage.
Nine. OK Fire damage.
OK, this one. Whoa, wait.
No, you're good. Fire.
It seems to at least take effect.
You know it comes up from. Well, you can describe your
attack, but it hits with that. It's not immune, if that's what
you're worried about. OK, well, hellish rebuke is a
reaction being damaged. So I took. 19 damage, which is
kind of a lot for just like stepping.
Into a room. So I threatened him and his hand
is still like. Whatever attack he did, his hand
is still there. So just like flay up where his
hand is takes 9 fire damage. Well Yep.
And does it come up from underneath of him?
I can't recall. Or what did you have going on I?
Don't know. Just wherever.
Wherever he's touching on my skin is where the the heat in
the flame is OK, so it kind of radiates out.
And I've been imagining he kind of grabbed you by the neck and
you're kind of like swinging from the claws.
And you you're you're holding on to the claws probably too.
So it kind of radiates out from your hand and your neck and onto
the claw. He doesn't seem to react, but
you can see there's some visual damage to the claw.
OK, which you'd said was? Eight.
You said it was 8, right? 99 All right, I'm still getting
a couple other people in here. What was your initiative, by the
way, Seles? 12/12, thank you.
That was the last one that didn't populate for whatever
reason. I'd gotten everybody else's I
think to come through. So first up, we've got Mame to
react with Regina La Cherta on deck and Vomira following, and
you only see one threat with currently that is standing there
with Zolus in his claws. Yeah, still claw.
Yeah. So.
And this guy is not he's, he can't be negotiated with.
I know Zolus has like said words, but the claws don't.
Yeah, it does, Yeah. I mean, she tried for a little
bit. OK, well, Mama is not one for
negotiating, So they are. Because there's mommy's around.
Mommy's taller, everybody but there's.
Yeah, and there's people in the way.
And so do I have a clear shot. Of the stranger life?
No, not not currently. You'd have to do some moving.
But like, is Zolus in the way? Oh no.
How tall? Yeah, so you can see if you make
it you're you're way in the back currently.
Now to if you if you make your way up there, that would be your
first first first very big improvement there to see what's
going on. And you can move through
friendly spaces so you know you like turn sideways towards each
other to let each other past I. Mean.
But this is really new. It is.
It's 5 foot and your shoulder width is probably like 3-3 foot
minimum. But you could still make it
through, Yeah, when when you guys turn sideways.
So I guess we've. Determined the walls here aren't
going to hurt me. I get in there.
Be in the way. Can I?
Oh, so, OK, I'm going to move past Fulmyra, and once I get
past Fulmyra, I'm going to just run and tackle.
You're going to creature to the ground.
You're going to. That's not the creature that
that is. Phelan and Regina.
Yeah. Keep going.
Around the corner, so you've moved five. 10 so far.
OK, 510. Oh God. 25 I can't see, I still
can't see. This is like Gray.
And they had to go around the corner, right?
Oh, wait, let me see. Oh, interesting.
I wonder why that is. Oh, you know why that.
You know why that is? Is because you're a light source
is behind you currently. Ramayra.
Yeah. Unless you have night night
vision, so you're looking into a a dark room with Zol's voice
coming out of it. Unless you have night vision
that I'm unaware of have. Someone have light?
I I I I do, but this is probably very back.
Yeah. I have dancing.
Lights I. Also, this is as far as I can
move. Anyway, I'll keep in mind for
your turns, but it is Mama's turn I.
Don't know what you're doing with the information that you're
doing. Josh I have Dark Vision, but I
also can't see who's attacking. Like, OK, I haven't turned Dark
Vision on for your character, is all.
OK, OK. Do you know what your limit is?
60 already. Thank you.
I really just kind of want to throw.
Oh, no XS. That's a big game.
That's right. I don't know.
I just kind of. I kind of want to throw blindly
throw something I've been cleaved with where the gods have
left me cleaved, but I I guess I could take another cleave.
Does anybody have people? We have healing spells, right?
And mangoes. We have an Oakland off healer.
I'm a cleric. You think about jalapeno
poppers. Yeah, every, or at least most of
you guys have a jalapeno popper. Yes, Spencer.
Yeah. I feel like Mango's.
Mango's abuse I'm gonna throw one of my 3 Vicious Hand axes 25
to hit. Damn, that's that's nice.
That's a high number. Yeah, that's big.
That's cool. For seven damage, I'm going to
really hope that that's hits this thing and not You hear a
good drunk in the in the darkness and you hear a that
doesn't sound like Zolus's voice.
Zolus clap. OK, so since I didn't hit Zolus,
I'm going to throw another one. Yeah, confident.
That's tend to help. Those you can roll a deck save
with a disadvantage for me. Part.
Of the cards I believe in French 11 with the disadvantage.
With disadvantage, it's 11. You feel something skimmed past
your leg and fly off into the distance.
Even though I can't see behind me, I just know it's mommy.
I just know, OK? So I haven't heard screams of
pain, so I'm going to throw the last one again.
That's deck save with disadvantage, please.
OK, testing fate. That time it's 6.
So you hear a solid. Good.
And go ahead and roll damage. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Oh no.
And and I don't know how you're reacting, Zolus, but you have an
axe in your back. Oh.
Oh, with ten with 10 damage, that is.
That is the direction. She's that is the direction she
is facing. I scream Mommy.
And also, I don't look good. Just to be clear, not not that
she can or they can see you, but Yep.
You guys could see in the dark
right now. You'd be worried for me When,
when when we see you, you're not looking good.
So did you make loud? I'm in pain noises.
OK, I'm going to say, oh fuck. And I'm going to retrieve the
the axis. Well, just pull.
It out of pull it out of out of solaces back meaning or bleed
all of the axes do kind of poof back into your yeah, your sheath
at the end of your turn. Yeah, I scream again.
Oh, by the way, I have dark vision, so I just saw all that.
All right, Was it end of your turn there, Mame?
With Regina coming up. All right, Vimatra, a year on
deck. And what is your night vision
there, Flint? So that I can get it in here 60.
I think I have dark fishing as well.
Not with that light source that you got going on, but yeah.
No, I mean, I guess as I haven't said anything because I have, I
have the light source, but if it ever goes out, I have Dark
Vision of 6060, OK. I mean, I'm good right now.
I'll watch. Yeah, there's a demo.
Like, what you doing there, Regina?
OK, I did a little a little side step action just so that my
night vision could see the monster.
It kind of looks like a spider man thing, and I have bonus
action 2 weapon fighting and my weapon of choice is the blow
dart. Of which I think I'm going to
hit with that. And then I got my trusty dagger
on deck. So my range is 2060.
I'm assuming I have plenty of Oh yeah, yeah, you can, definitely.
All. Right, so I'm going to get my
little. Little cute little handcrafted
paper mache blow dart holder. And I'm gonna.
Do like spitball style. Blow a dart at this dude and I
just rolled 18. That'll hit.
Yeah, all right. And then for damage. 3.
Nice. All right.
And then for my bonus action, I'm going to toss my dagger,
which also has a 2060 range and let's see 5.
To hit to hit Zola's. You're gonna roll me that
Dexterity saving throw with this advantage again?
10/10. 10 You feel it whizzed past your head and the
creature's head, and Ting off into the darkness.
OK. All rats.
This is what Regina says. And that's all I can do on my
turn. So.
All right, Vamira with Zolus on deck and 26 health.
All right, so much. I'm gonna.
I'm gonna walk towards all the commotion this what is this
goal? Is that the gold that.
Yeah, that's the gold that everybody else was picking up
from. Yeah, it it's probably about
about like that now as opposed to what it was.
OK. Yeah, about 332 thirds the pile
it was. So is this Regina?
Yes. OK.
And then use this one. Is that Ash?
Phelan? Phelan.
OK, Ash is behind you. OK.
And so, OK, let's see. Keep blocking.
Aha, think I see the creature. Yeah.
Sorry. Ash and Phelan, you are very far
down in this turn. Order.
Yeah, yeah. I rolled, kind of.
Good thing I have spells from a distance that called magic
missing so I can sew and then this is Zolus and then this is
like some demonic creature yeah that is currently holding Zolus
in it, his claw directly in front of them, almost as if a
human body shield. It's worth I see.
Do I see does it do I see like, there's a potential that like,
do I see any, like openings that I could like throw a dagger in?
Yeah. Well First off.
First off, I cast hex on Dude Man.
OK, and that's just a bonus action, right?
That is a bonus action, and then I also have two of them
fighting, so I'm going to throw a dagger, new weapon.
Yep, use my new thing. I'm gonna throw a dagger at him,
OK? Aiming for.
Do you want to zoom in? Did not hit Go Ahead and Roll Me
a deck saving throw with disadvantage.
There's all this. OK.
Are they like blocking the whole hallway there as well?
Oh, is there? Yeah, the creature.
I want to make sure is easily 10 foot across.
Could not make it through this full hole hole into the hallway
is literally when they holding so it's in in between that hole.
Right. And itself I.
Just wanted to make sure that what I was seeing on the screen
was like the reality of Yep, that is quite accurate.
Four. Oh, no.
Go ahead and rule damage shit. I've taken way more than you
people that I have from him. So OK, so it actually now so
there's no hex damage, it's just seven.
No hex, because you're not hex. Soulless he is.
So and it's not a. Sneaky tat.
And it's not a sneaky tat. You feel.
Not too far off from where the axe hit, a dagger thunk into
your back. Oh, no.
OK, I don't know what you do with that, but it's seven
damage. Yep.
That's. That's great.
I'm guessing you'd like scream or something.
Yep, scream or something. All right.
All right, Moan and pleasure What?
Oh, like I just go shit and then?
The walls are alive. All of your is.
So I just go over here near the wall.
I don't touch the wall but I'm just like near the wall hide and
hiding but like there's not really anything to hide again
like behind so. All right, I.
Just kind of. I just try to stand and
conspicuously not going to, not going to use your second weapon
attack. No 'cause Zola, she yelled, and
she sounded close to death. So, all righty, I.
Suppose I'll just recall my dagger and follow the day, and
Yep, the dagger poofs out of your back Again.
Zola's similar to the axe and it is your turn.
OK, I'm just hanging out here in his.
Yep, you could. You could roll a a blanket on
what it is now. What is it now?
I think it's athletics to get out of the grapple.
Is it athletics or is? I believe so, no.
I'm not going. Contested strength, Yeah, that's
what I thought it was strength. Nope.
I'm going. To look and say here's your last
chance and he goes looks like it's hurting you more than it's
hurting me. OK, I'm going to put my cast
banish. You're going to cast banish.
So he's got to make a Charisma saving throw.
Or be banished. I love banish.
It's a great, it is a great spell.
Yeah. Take that, you bitch.
Touch me again. I dare you, bitch 11 I don't
know what your DC is. It's 15, he's banished, he's
banished. And now I can move out of this
open and in a poof of like rainbowish smoke, you fall to
the ground bleeding and you stand in front of his desk,
which is this black Onyx stuff where he'd come around.
You can tell and you see behind the desk of three worker looking
creatures that are sitting at at less ornate desks that look over
at you. And they're very rock, like in
their formation of their shapes, but they they just kind of just
kind of screech at you and then go back to writing.
OK. Can I?
To run over here and look at the back here, yeah, you you move in
front of his desk. The creatures are down a long
hall hallway it looks like with a curved back at at the end side
of there and you come around a a curving corner that goes off to
your left of the creatures and there's another one that goes
off to the right behind the Onyx decks desk and you just see this
floor as of this ornate gold inlaid with these piling and and
very fine stonework along with the walls.
Now are these these almost what they look like to be solid stone
with this blue lacing, lapis lazul type stone in between It
just very, very very nice. The only thing that's putting
you off now is for some reason there's roots growing through
the floor in different spots in this area.
OK, do I see any doors anywhere? Or like no doors?
No. So these also look like dead
ends, no? You see off to your left as you
come across the side there. And it does look more of like a
less, more or less like a dead end over there.
But to your right looks like it curves off north northeast to
another direction there. OK.
Past the workers or directly north?
Directly north from your position.
OK. I so banishment for everyone.
Last one minute so so we should run.
I'm going to. I'm going to head towards what
appears to be the only way forward.
And get the hell out of here, all right as you're saying that
Flint you finished off the wall, it seems like in the the tip, if
it opens up again and another pile of gold comes spewing out,
almost knocking ash over before you walk by.
I'm just gonna scoop up some of that stuff that tried to knock
me over roll with D100. Why do I roll with advantage?
Because I made it. Oh woo.
Here. 99 oh. 96. Oh, still pretty good.
But damn 99. Yeah, yeah, I'm rich.
Must have like tripped over it as you're going, grabbed 2 arm
loads and just like shoved it into your back.
I got this right. I should add that now it's an
easy one to add at least so Zolas you keep on not currently
the. For now we have, we have a
little less than a minute back, so we should run.
So I'm going to run. I'm going to run to Zolis and be
like, come here, I'm going to do this everything.
Which way are we going? Like like sprinting Ollie?
Left, Left, Left, left. Left, left, left, left it's a
table. Left mango it is.
This way it's a desk but left Yes, you're going to I I.
Start rummaging, I. Start.
I'm going the right way? For anything.
I shouldn't. I shouldn't be left over this
way, This way. Give me that, Meg.
Over here. Come.
Get a fucking manga. I'm looking for all the
valuables. I'm gonna handle some manga.
What do I roll for Mango? Whatever.
Just running into the dark now you get.
Do I roll that or do you roll that?
Can you eat this fruit you do 'cause you ate?
It that's really good. 10D four, Yeah, we need to eat the pit so
we can plan it later. Yep.
Yeah. Don't, don't, don't eat the pit.
OK, I don't have Tim the pit for all power.
It grows inside you. You become a man.
You can generate 10D4 and I should power.
I think. 10D4 Druid. Is the mango tree.
I mean, don't Druids normally end their lives by turning into
trees? Yeah, beautiful.
When we die, we become trees. I say we because I'm an avid
Druid player. Normally.
I'm not a Druid right now, though I also have a Druid
player. Yes, I love my Druids plot twist
though. I'm going to come back not as a
Druid. So.
I know none of my characters and enemies came through druids
because I use This is the time to not play a druid.
Are you following along there, mommy?
Or are you searching that desk too?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm looking at the mango.
So I'm definitely going. Along let that mango, as you
guys around the corner vomiro, you're shuffling around that
desk and you hear a slow dripping noise, almost as if
water is dripping from somewhere.
And you look at the top of the desk and you see this blood
dripping onto the top of the desk.
You look up the ceiling and you were like, what the hell?
And you put your hand in the desk and you find what looks
like an elaborate pair of scissors as this dread blood
starts to pool on top of the desk and starts to form and
starts to bubble. Can I speak as someone who can
blood dripping from the ceiling, creating a pool on the desk?
On the. Table and I find.
Don't touch it. OK.
And you don't touch it. I find a touch it.
I find a pair of scissors in. The floor elaborate scissors,
yes. Steal the scissors and run.
I take the scissors and I walk away.
Good choice. Running would be bad with
scissors anyways. No, always run with scissors.
I haven't exactly put them down yet.
You can run with safety scissors.
Put them in your pocket. Go go go.
Do do I know where everyone went?
You you know, they went left and Franklin looks like they're
standing there trying to trying to gesture which way to go.
OK. OK, so I.
And I came back trying to see where people are.
I think they went this way left. Left and up we're here, La.
La La. La La La La la.
As you guys go more north the floor or vine starts to seem to
increase in its repeating this and starts to grow into the
wall. So you get this twisted fine
wall floor to ceiling with some foliage at the base of it and
sometimes intermittently throughout the wall on the left
before the floor itself turns into this very elaborate, well
worked curved wooded flooring with AS.
You go from stone to the wood floor and with that Yep.
And as as you're turning around the corner of the core of the
curve to your right, which the walls seem to push you off into
again, you see 21 smaller and one extremely large of the same
creatures you seen before cleaning kind of trying to eat
away at the vines that you'd going around on the floor that
you were at, but to the South now of your position that are
eating the floor there. He's big and cleaning and.
Can I take a second to look at these scissors?
With that, I'm going to be a party pooper.
Yeah, we'll save that for. Next time has everyone?
Has everyone? Like, has everyone slowed down?
Like, do I have a second to look at these scissors or not Really
you? You don't know.
I would say save that for next time because you get everybody's
Choo Choo and chug chugging. Along printing down this
dangerous corridor to get away from the dripping blood and
banished creature. So.
Did Regina. Cross.
What? Yeah, yeah, it looks like.
Anyways, the only food that mommy cares about.
Until I look at these scissors, axes and sticking together.
Oh boy. All right, this is good.
This is fun. I'm glad everybody was here.
It was a good change of pace, for sure.
It was nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah, Nice to.
Meet you. Yeah, it.
Was very nice meeting our newcomers.
I hope to see you. Next.
Week See you all in hell. Yeah.
I'm putting that on my. I don't know what the heck that
is. I guess that's a bot that's.
Oh, no, you can. You can have, you can play like
sounds and stuff now. Oh, is that been you then this
whole time? No, not me.
I don't know who it's been, but. It's fucking.
It does. It's totally been you.
It's Craig. They've been timely, they've
been timely placed so I'm not complaining.
That one was me. I don't know who it's been.
Y'all are crazy. Sure, you don't totally have no
clue. Not at all.
Listen, I haven't been here in like two or three months, so I I
don't know what's going on. Discord, what's that?
It's what we it's what we sow as we.
As we all. Yeah, pretty much, if I like.
Whoever is doing it, you're not subtle.
Also puts a little image up on your icon so now everyone can
see your deviousness. I have not.
I've not been. Paying attention, I forgot about
that part. I've got two screens, so I've
got the discord up on one screen and then our the.
Congratulations, you figured it out.
We knew the whole time. Yeah, sure we did.
The fact is that the cricket was there.
Is is perfect though? Right.
Every I tried to time it. Every time you said cricket,
yeah, it was good. Awesome.
I'm just being annoying. Fuck it.
And I also seen that we can add our own sounds.
So yeah, you can add sounds for like servers and stuff.
So if you have like these things that you want for like campaigns
and such that we can abuse. Emotional damage.
Emotional. Damage.
I'll have to. I'll have to look at that.
I can see that I can add sounds, but I have.
You should you should do the child a child.
I want a child crying, Oh, we got a puppers, it's.
A dog? It's Scooby, huh?
What? It's Scooby.
Irish. It's dog.
Pepper, Hi. Dear.
No reaction at all. Yeah, she's like, she's like Mom
let's fed up with that shit. She's like a gargoyle.
She's so fed up. She's like, I want.
To go bad, give me attention. Do things with me.
Stop touching that light. Up screen, yes.
Stop being on the screens and pay attention to me.
It's poker applauds for the dog. Well, good session otherwise.
Yeah. Glad you guys all are in sort of
the same place. Can't wait for the chaos to
ensue, AKA. The The wall thing was
completely created up on the spot, and I'll tell I'll show
you guys why after you finish this dungeon, but.
Fun I can't wait for the first Wild Magic Surge to hit.
Yeah, how was? How was How was the role
tonight? Oh, I mean, it's only ADC 3
right now, so and I haven't really used any spells yet, so
it hasn't gone up. Yeah, you were so low in that
turn order, it wasn't even. Funny, yeah.
I didn't go at all. It got banished before I could
go, yeah. That was, that was an excellent
move, by the way. Excellent move.
Banished would not survive the next round so.
I mean, I was ready for the magic missile.
At least you get that hit. If I won't hit you without
sacrificing your life or health. Yeah, yeah.
I need to learn how to do that. You're.
Going to get a lot of XP from that one.
I'll tell you, that's a that's a that was a big boy.
He's. The big boy and I didn't.
I didn't be able to give him the customary like, welcome to the
party. You're going to get hit with my
pistol. I know you didn't shoot.
You didn't shoot anyone. Yeah.
Hey. Threatened me.
I asked him if it was a promise. He just shoots all his friends.
It's cool. Eventually turn order.
Before. You weren't?
No. I rolled A6, but I was like,
man, there's a lot of 6. It was up there.
I have you. I have you here.
You were right after the dude. So after if Zolus hadn't have
banished the guy, the guy would have taken the turn and then it
would have been you. I have you up here.
Oh, OK, Because on my screen, it's Zolus and unknown
creatures. And Franklin and unknown
creature, Unknown creature, unknown creature.
Ash. That is really weird.
You are grayed out on on my side too on roll 20, but I have no
idea why. I don't even know what that
means. I've never seen it.
Is it going right out? I don't exist.
Years ago are. Dead.
That mean all dead. Keck, I mean, it's been a topic
of much debate. They changed the way that Onyx
is spelled in the system, so we are all actually living in a
simulation. What?
Yes, the Pokémon Onyx. What?
How?
OK, how do you guys, How do you guys spell Onyx the Pokémon?
Oh, and. Y yeah, no, they changed it to
an I. Yeah, they changed it to an I.
And they, like, changed all the trading cards and everything to,
like, reflect that. But there's like, proof that it
used to be AY, because I also used to spell it with AY.
Yeah, we're getting Pokémon cards right now.
I have it. Onyx is my one of my.
Favorite. Yeah, they change.
They can go fuck off because my my e-mail and I can.
I don't care that if it's still even recording in my because
it's my spam e-mail, but it's black Onyx because I thought it
was cool fire@yahoo.com when I was fucking teenager.
It was like a teenage e-mail. And it's it's with the Y God
damn it, like fucking Pokémon. Yeah, no, yeah, I agree.
It's totally with the Y. But now they're claiming, yeah,
now they changed. Like all proof of it and
everything. Wait, Josh, let me get this
straight. You thought the Pokémon that
looked like giant anal beans was cool?
Yeah, man, it fucking it fucking wrecked shit.
But in the yeah, in the in the anime, yeah, it was cool.
Just like it wrecked You're an asshole, I think.
What the fuck is happening? Yes, what?
Oh, this is the last evil session too before we play in
session and I I think we'll have most everyone that's on except
for Bree here with us, so. I'm.
Quite sad I won't be there either.
Oh yeah, right. Yeah, I'm a be in Kentucky.
Hey, there's always there's always next time.
It's a combination of like it's a combination of finances and
limited PTO. Those same work responsibilities
always get you. Yeah.
Yeah, I have a lot of I have had.
It's like happened through October, but like September,
October have been very busy months for me.
So I've been taking off a lot. And I already had a trip planned
from Monday to Wednesday the beginning of the week, so
requesting off Friday to Sunday on top of that, on top of all
the piss off that I've done the past like month and a half
wasn't exactly gonna apply. Oh.
You're gonna say that? I'm unexpectedly staying with
Josh another week. Oh.
Have another full week but like
from delayed from Sunday till till Thursday so we get some
some quality bunk time together. Oh fuck.
Runtime. You'll have to get the Bust the
port games out and have a good old time.
Heck yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun.
Yes. It'd be good.
As much time as I actually spend home.
Right. I've been pooped up in my house
with COVID for the past week or two weeks, so Oh no.
Yep. So I'm about to be feral in a
week and 1/2 when I'm. Perfect freedom.
If as long as you get the jello shots, I think we'll supply the
rest. Oh shit.
No, I think you're also, you're also talking about getting
breakfast on Sunday, so. Yeah, I'll have a bit of jello
shots and my by then I will be recovered and have no chance of
getting anything, so it's going to be great.
Also, I still need everyone's waivers for the orgy.
Oh. You can bring your Onyx Pokémon
to the Orgy. But only if it's the Onyx with
AY. Yeah?
Yeah, we don't. We don't accept Onyx with an I.
Is this joke ever going to get old?
We can. We can check again in a year.
Yeah. Or half a year is the next the
next. The next in person session will
be in May. As the in May will we?
Have an idea of like what weekend in May?
Well I think I think just to keep consistency wise I've been
I I tentatively thrown out the last the last time was we we'd
done it the first weekend in May but I mean I'm I'm still that
one's. Still say go to Maya?
Exactly, because that's what that's what we did last.
Year. Well, just so I can tentatively
like. I can tentatively put it in my
calendar. I will willingly bring so much
tequila for that. Oh.
Fuck yeah, no, right, That's what.
I don't get me started, dude. I got margaritas on lock.
I got fucking tacos unlocked. You might need to make an
actual. I might need to make an actual,
actual waiver for that one there, Johnny, because that song
Tequila makes my clothes fall off.
That's that's that's. Yes, Yeah.
I mean you weren't there, Josh, for my the 1st house warming
party I had. But I made margaritas and shit
got wild. I bet pictures are didn't
happen. I mean, I broke like 3 glasses
that night, So yeah, the first weekend in May I should be able
to make it as of right now, so. Yeah, I'll just just so I can
like at least put it in my calendar as.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking thinking of making it the annual
annual event basically is that I.
Can, Yeah. So I can at least like kind of
make sure I don't like plan trips around there because
that's kind of. Trouble I got I got into this
this year. Yeah.
And just so you're aware Barrett, it's it's usually at
out at the my farm is what at least we did last year for that
particular event and people were just camping because it's
usually nicer weather by that point because I do not have a
nice big place yet. It's just a trailer with one
spare room. And if level of hell by then so.
Also, we're about to have the worst quality drinks now that
Bree isn't coming. I know, right, Dad?
I like, I kind of want to like come up with something and just
like send you guys a recipes and then just be like follow this,
we still have your recipe menu. Up on recipes, Yeah, from the
last one, we. I always play bartender for my
friends and I just eyeball it. I mean, that's from the best
drinks come. Out.
Yeah, sometimes. But.
Bree is like on point, like at breakfast.
You ready for your You ready? You ready for your first drink?
Yes, yeah, 'cause, you know, I had that, I had that, I had that
coffee cocktail ready to go. Yeah, we were.
Having. Like photos of the shots that
one time? Yes for the one in May.
Oh yeah, putting shots. The one.
Yeah, 'cause that one I that that one year I I made like 4
drinks. I had like 2 cocktails and two
shots. I got a little carried away
nice. It was like one of the IT was
like one of the first years in the Ferocities I had.
AI had like a pop rock shot where it was like it was a shot,
but then you had. Like.
You had icing on the rim and then like Pop Rocks, like on
that. Like was like on the rim with
the icing, and it was like a it was like a whole fucking thing.
Yeah. It was pretty elaborate and
they're all and they're all and they're all like D&D or like
Halloween themed. I will have some bottles of Mead
that I'll bring with me this time.
Noise, Noise I have. I have my spaghetti sauce and
varying, varying, awesome varying flavors this year so.
I have a bucket of jello. Varying varieties, yeah.
I'll have to think on, I really hope.
I really hope you bring them in a bucket.
Last year I just put them in that no other vessel.
But yeah, once that bucket hits the table, it's fucking game
over, boys. Yeah, we, I want.
I want. I want pictures of jello shots
in a bucket. Are you Are you over overwhelmed
yet, Jill? I'm whelmed.
We'll have to. Can everyone put in the chat
what they're bringing? That way I'll know who
processes. 40 in. Eurythmic veracity.
I don't know if you can see that chat or not.
It's it's general chat voting. Yep, that should be all the
stuff that's coming right now. I think biscuits and gravy is
for breakfast on Saturday has been decided.
Yeah, I'll do. Process of elimination.
Figure out what meals or what what's going on, and I will.
Hit you guys with a message. Is there any requests?
Other than the allergies that are noted in there, I think
we're good. Whatever you feel your heart
desires, I don't think there's besides those those allergies.
Like, yeah. OK, I see.
Yeah. I was wondering, I'm like, do we
want to stick with like, finger foods?
Because we'll be playing games. We'll be playing our game all
night. It's it's not a bad, bad idea,
but we have what I have no idea. It hears you.
I could also make some kind of soup or chili and just have a
giant pot going for. People.
That might actually be good. Yeah, yeah.
Chili and grilled cheese. Oh, wait, you say grilled
cheese. Yes, I can bring bread and
cheese. So I feel.
Like. That's that's feasible.
That is within my school if you're survived chili.
Also OK, I make a really good here.
I'm trying to find allergies. Scroll up.
Beef pork. Wait, Johnny, since I have you
here too when it when it comes to the.
Chili aspect of that too. It's just beef.
He can have pork and he can have chicken.
Yeah, no beef, no pork I make. So it's a pork and pork and snow
shrimp. Yeah, I make a Turkey chili with
sweet potatoes in it. That's really good, but it can
also be adapted to be vegetarian too, without the But no one's
vegetarian, are they? Not that I'm aware of.
No, no one that. That I know of either 2 that's
coming. Yeah, I can do, yeah.
If I'm planning to do that, I feel like I could just have, oh,
I could have a crock pot going and then also a pot on deck
because I think there's going to be lots of bowls we made lots
of. Speaking of which, that's a good
point segue to segue in on Friday.
The check ins at 3:00, so anytime past three on Friday is
good for anyone to arrive. I'm I'm shooting for probably
somewhere around that time, if not a little bit later.
The latest, probably like 5 depending upon some other
things. Ku 'cause I'll probably stop at
the store beforehand to grab pizzas for Friday.
Oh, it's the account for how many people?
I think right now we're for sure at well and that's do you know
anything about Gab and Ike's situation there, Jesse Gab said
she. Was coming, but I.
No matter what, OK. Struggling to I I don't know
what he's what he's doing. He said he was gonna ask for the
time off, but there's only two of them working at the shop
right now, so. Yeah, yeah.
OK. So then it's for sure nine and
then with. More than likely 10.
I would assume that they would be able to get him because he
doesn't ask for much when it comes to these times.
As far as I've I've I've come to understand too.
So this is like one of his only events that he usually tries to
ask off, or Even so, even if there's only two of them running
the shop like. Yeah.
And I had even said to him, I was like, you don't have to come
up Friday if you can't get the Friday off.
Yeah, I was like, you could just do Saturday and Sunday.
Exactly. And so, yeah, there there'd be
ten of us for the more. More or less.
That's that's what I'm gathering, at least for the the
main, the main of sorry, it would have been 11 with
yourself, Jillian. I was.
Gotcha. OK, that's helpful.
If you dress up, don't forget about that.
Yeah, I don't know if any that's been mentioned if you want.
To. Scroll up actually, too, if you
wouldn't mind in that eurythmic veracity.
All the way up to the top of that chat and click the thumbs
up that you're attending. That's how it's been keeping a
trap. 11. OK, nice.
Nice and OK, I'm excited. Thanks for welcoming me.
Absolutely. Well, yeah, it's been good.
It's a lot of fun. Well, dress up and last year.
We all drank so much and then accidentally had a dance party
and we couldn't get back to playing because nobody could
stop. Yeah, we just quit playing in
the middle of the game. Literally a song came on Spotify
and everyone just started dancing and we never played
again. We're like, and it was a bad
thing. Yeah, it.
Sounds fun. It was a good time.
I'll be there in spirit. Hey, we can always do the video
thing. We've set up a little.
I won't be able to. I'm going to be busy that
weekend in Kentucky with my family so hard.
All right, just a lot of pictures.
Otherwise I otherwise I would have suggested that, but even
like if I wasn't doing that, I would be there.
So you should dress up with your family.
I'll be dressing up for my college.
I'm going to my sister and I's colleges are rivals and they're
playing each other in football that weekend.
So. Oh shit.
Yeah. Things are going down.
Oh yeah, I'm my team's gonna beat the fuck out of her team.
But you know, we let we let her have false hope.
What team? I went to the University of
Tennessee, and she goes to the University of Kentucky.
So. OK.
Nice. Yeah.
Sports. Yeah, do that thing.
Get those points. I have two sides to my
personality. The nerd, D&D player and then
the sports ball. Oh, me too.
I was kidding. I I Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm sure. I also, I went to Ohio State, so
I can't not talk. About sorry.
Sorry, that's like a knee jerk reaction.
I get it a lot. So you know, get in line.
Hey, it's all right. They do Awesome.
So can't complain about that, right?
They don't play anyone hard, they.
Don't play anyone hard. What?
No, I didn't say that. What?
I didn't. I didn't say that.
Ouch. Look.
I My team is one of the only teams that consistently has to
play Alabama and Georgia every year, so.
I'm allowed to complain. I was going to say I don't even
know who Kentucky plays. But Tennessee's valid.
Sure. Yeah exactly we are.
I hate I I you know we're going to run down a tangent here.
I'm so annoying because I'll be like I want the underdog to win.
Like I don't want to see any of these teams in the top 4.
Meanwhile I'm. So I am the way I am, but I
don't want to see the top. The same four teams in the top
anyway. Oh yeah, no, it's very annoying.
And I really don't want UGA to be fucking going again because
that's literally torture. Because not only did I go to the
University of Tennessee, I'm originally from Georgia, which
makes it sometimes worse. Yep.
Well, I'm originally from from Pennsylvania and I find Penn
State annoying as shit, so yeah. That's.
That's that's me with UGI, yeah. Those are letters.
And I'm done now, yeah, Tangent over.
Yeah. You need to make a character
like that, Johnny. Right.
I've thought about it. Just like a zero intelligence.
Just spouting out nonsense like though life has many doors, Ed
boys, huh? All.
Right, I'm going to hop off. I'm going to go play Balder's
Gate and rot away for the rest of the night.
All right. My God.
Go get off of D&D chat to go play D&D video game.
Yeah, All right, Good night. Good.
Night. Bye.
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