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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign
Allelopolis. Start this off with a nice.
Fucking Fray. Dick I think it's a Red Rocket,
but I could be. Oh, who wants some lipstick?
The Hand of the Hand of Fate tosses The dice rolls, spins,
turns, and a campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that
become stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the infinite sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten and the campaign that
gave it birth comes again and again.
The Hand of Fate tosses The dice, rolls, spins, turns
hitherto the adventurers known as the Rum Rollers left the
castle of Queen Sorceries to the pink Plush Pig, the best dance
club in sorceries, having made it to having made it previously
to Queen Fida in her castle, with whom they made a deal to
try to set up a trade route with a red dragon from for his breath
to capture in jars in exchange for treasures from the Queen.
The rub rollers had also persuaded her to give them 1% of
the projected profits in perpetuity, as well As for their
ship, a doune to be modified into a flying ship, and for a
doune to receive some fishy friends in her bottle.
Agreeing to all the terms of the Rum Rollers and to Sir Ferris
Telus, who approached after them requesting to be the fabricator
on the project, Queen Fieda had one final request, that the old
party. Obligingly, the Queen and the
Rum Rollers went to pregame, while NEP became began to trip
balls on the paper provided by the Queen.
The response? The responsibility.
Calling their they responsibly called their driver Timothy,
because then the now buzzing Rum Rollers arrived at the
unassuming building of the pink plush pig.
Timothy politely described the passcode, which they promptly
forgot and began smacking some pig statues around enough to
catch the attention of the doorman roaming base spilled out
onto the streets as they were invited in.
Nepp's eyes wide hip and thrusting his hips, he into the
center and of the jubilating forms at the center of the dance
floor while everyone else intensified their buzz at the
bar. Then the party continues to
Jarvis and Queen Fida and her entourage in the VIP room.
Some compatriots disappearing on a doune for rest finding then
finding aerate there new companion who immediately got
lost. After everybody began dancing
and screaming about the monsters and huge frog frogoids molesting
the patrons, the Rum rollers quickly chased them out, losing
Airy and NEP in the shuffle and exchange Fodor for Baharash.
During a group hallucination during something called
Eurythmic Veracity, one of the guards came back to check on the
Rum rollers and introduced them to the experience room.
Let's find out what happens this time.
So you guys find yourself standing kind of glassy eyed in
front of this room with a the purple dressed guard guard of
the Queen standing next to a selector on the wall that's
throwing out heavy metal music with some skeletons inside that
are just like head banging and the the the Queen's guard turns
to you and goes, Which selection did you want?
There's a couple of options here.
The skeletons are the most prominent.
They easily go back together and they are probably one of the
medium selections. You could go something a little
bit easier. There's some and she looks over
at the selector rats up for tonight, although Oh no, looks
like they changed that one a bit too.
It's got some got some wily bits and there's some, well, there's
quite a few different things on here.
Is there anything that you're looking for as to to fight that
you're feeling feisty over? Birds.
I wish to fight the birds dear
my siblings, all not in agreement.
I I just, I hiccup. I can't remember whose head I'm
on top of. But I just hiccup and kind of
like Bob my head up and I'm like, gets fuck birds up, keep.
Glance at the chicken. She is a dinosaur hill.
Where are to you? Let's see here we've got some
something chicken, I mean, sorry, excuse me, but like on
the on the docket tonight. Any objections?
Any other suggestions? Really tasty.
Easy to kill. Things like really tasty though,
like fluffy, fluffy. These aren't fluffy, but that
bird like does. Is that OK?
Yes, I think. But let me double check that on
these stats here and she like scrolls down on a on a side
screen or or implement it looks like and double checks.
Oh OK, there's four of you that look like you're up to it.
The rest of you look a little fading, so perhaps you could
situate them before. I pick up and I'm like, I'm
still. With it.
Forgot also, I can't see my character token.
I am in the middle of the dance floor right now.
I can't see anything. I don't know where I am.
Drunk. Yes, we did leave off with
definitely cat being black out. I remember that much and
everybody else pretty much being drunk.
Did that ping help you there? Oh no, I know what's up.
Meme meme is not on the dance floor, that's why.
And I assumed during the transition of Baharash, who's
like drunk off cheese going into a doune, that meme would come
out. All that's right, he ate.
Cheese or no? Alcoholic cheese.
When ate cheese. I thought it was alcoholic
cheese. No, he he gets drunk just from
eating cheese. Alcoholism, not.
Now it's became a magical effect of his, of the beer that he.
Damn, isn't that a double leg? Stored He no longer gets drunk
from drinking alcohol, he found, but he gets drunk from eating
cheese. Interesting.
The one suspecting. I wonder if it's all dairy
products. Let's fight some birds.
So who's got the plate? I think I do because I have a.
It's a Charisma check, right? Performance.
Yes, performance. I have a high performance, I
think. Unless anyone else specifically?
Wait, no. I do I.
Have the plate because I remember grabbing it and
struggling with it because I it was the first time I attempted
to spin it. Gotcha.
Yeah, yeah, I have the plate and I very drunkenly just.
You can do it and I'm like. Try to dig it out of my bag I.
Just don't ruin this one. I I stuff my head down into my
bag of holding and I just like, dig for it for a minute.
But I pull it out in my beak and then I just kind of sit there
for a second because I'm like, what am I supposed to do?
You make it go. I am very drunk.
Do I remember what to do in this plate?
You're pretty sure the last time you tried to spin it you I don't
actually even recall. Now it's.
Been so many months, did it on like my wingtip, either which
way it still be a performance so?
But as I'm sitting on which I, I can't remember which brother's
head I'm sitting on, but I'm just going to attempt to spin it
on their head. My performances are not great.
You get it to do one or two rotations before it rolls down
the center of their two eyes, on their nose and into space.
I don't know if you're going to try and catch it there, rather
one of the Rylsons. I'm not sure which brother.
Or sure, I'll try to catch it. It was probably Jeffrey the
Magnificent, I think it was. That seems to ring ring true to
my ears as well. Says that a deck save yes to
catch it. Natural one.
No. +5 so 6 It rolls off of your nose, you go to catch it, it
slips just through your finger and you do that.
You do that stupid reflex thing where you, like, pick your foot
up to try and catch it as well, and you end up kicking the plate
towards the other brother that's in front of you, facing away,
potentially into the barrel right in the growl's buttocks.
Just clenching the clench? Shaving through?
No. That might be a strength, I
don't know. Let me know what you already I
rolled the five on the decks. That's fine.
I have a that's five for decks and a -1 for strength, so you
already got it with the butt cheeks.
I'd say There it's right clenched in between them.
Nice job. And that's why, yeah, you never
skip like deck. So I will then attempt to spin
it if I can, with the eight of my siblings as they all just
like, egg me on. You're the best you can do this.
Look at you. Amazing.
So, so Rawrl will try to spin it.
So Rawl goes to it? Yeah, from.
The brawls but cheeks. Yeah, grawl.
Can I have this? Let me just sanitize this one
second. Here we go.
And then I'll lick my own butt and then spin it.
Performance 18. Nice.
I mean, you succeed. I don't know if you want to
describe it or if I if you want me.
To I think I will spin it on Garrall's but.
Holds perfectly still, brother. Yes, this is perfect.
Yes, spin. Spin your your ass.
Is so taught, brother, in like, a nonsexual way.
Because we're siblings. You could get any one of these
babes in this place, Brother. No, no Homo feline.
No. Yeah, no, no.
Like this is like a like a like a like a bro amping up his other
bro at the club every now and again.
Your claws just grazes but while you're spinning it but it it he
pulls back just at the right time too as the portal is
opening. But it doesn't quite deceive to
work because a little bit of his butt cheek was in there and he
gets through for a second. I was gonna say, wait, you're
spinning the plate on his butt and a portal opens.
Portal that opens. I'm not falling for the old poop
tube again. Get in, shut up and get in.
Well yes the normal looking portal appears but growl is been
disappeared into it and then baharash goes.
I think my be a little too drunk right now and just gonna sit
this one out. OK.
And then I'm assuming me, me, me you're mulling around on and
kind of bless you. I don't know, actually.
I'll let you go and choose where you're at on deck there because
we just kind of was like, get on then and there.
A little drunk person. Ah.
I see the dance floor. I don't know where I am.
I just am. I'm just gonna assume wherever I
landed on the deck, I didn't try to go down below deck.
I didn't try to find a bed. I just laid down immediately
wherever it was safe and then right next to you then would pop
open the portal as the plate spun back up and your eyes would
be opening up as growl through the portal.
I feel like I would open my eyes and look up, see him and jump
up. Like, you know, I'm getting like
my second wind. I don't know how long I was
asleep for, but it was a good sleep.
Second wind And I I look at them and I say, is the party still
going? Yes, we are going to kill birds.
I don't know about killing birds, but I'll take more beer.
I just, you know, goes through the portal.
Female likes to party. My siblings will go into the
portal for the fight because they are not combat oriented.
Oh OK, yeah, I forgot about that particular aspect, but makes
sense. Hey, look.
Unfortunately. I have to be or be.
I will be back, no worries. So Mimi comes out of the portal,
and while that's happening, I don't know who's I'm coming
through again. I'm gonna meet you for a second,
Olivia. Yeah, there it is.
Anyways, so Mimi comes through the portal while the guard, the
Queen's guard individual selects the appropriate room which seems
to inside of the room the which the door is open for you guys
and you can see inside of it as the crystal in the center kind
of seems to phase out and phase back in as the individuals
surrounding it reform and what you see was the skeletons head
banging before in the room but now you see a whole slew of
small oh they are not going to be.
I think Meme's got a very loud background noise right now.
I muted her for a second. Gotcha on my end, I don't know.
I didn't think. I didn't know if it didn't mute,
mute her on everybody's end. But no, I had to mute her too.
OK. Get mutated what looks like a
bunch of cocks in the other room, but naked.
Oh, so featherless chickens is what it looks like.
And not just like a handful, like a whole huge flock.
And then then she turns to you guys and goes, well, there's
about 25 of them that should probably do you for a little
while. I mean you, you're going to at
least, you know, make 25 swats, but they're pretty harmless.
I want to attempt to leap into the room for all intents and
purposes, just so that I don't have to do this 25 times.
These, this is 2525 of them. So you leap into the room and
they all turn to you immediately.
They didn't seem to be interested in out what's outside
of the room all that much. They're just kind of like
pecking her along around on the floor.
And you leap into the room cat and you see all of the heads
turn towards you. All 25.
Ma'am, there's a cat crawling all over my desk.
I'm sorry you're good. So I leap into the room.
How close is the nearest one to me?
Where's your character again? Out on the dance floor.
Can. You can you find yourself.
I am on a Kitty cat's head right here.
Oh. OK.
I see you're kind of slightly under lapped in my view.
You want to move on. Can you move on in there?
No, you can't. Yeah, I was gonna say it looks
close. There we go.
Oh, OK. That's why it may have sounded
weird when I was saying that. OK, I'm gonna change this
dynamic lighting. I leap into the room and I wanna
cast shatter centering it on the crystal in the center of the
room. OK, a sudden loud ringing noise,
painfully intense, erupts from a point of your choice within
range. Each creature within a 10 foot
radius sphere centered on that point must make a Constitution
saving throw. A creature takes 3D eight
Thunder damage on a failed save and have as much on a successful
one. How much 3D8OK?
So what was the DC? Why doesn't it roll 12?
No, that's the damage. Sorry.
Yeah, that is the damage. And you said what kind of save
they have to make a constitution saving throw of 17. 17 And as I
catch the spell, I'm just gonna let out the like loudest little
Rooster Kakano as I can, and just then right in the middle of
it just would still cast the spell.
Oh, and if they're made out of inorganic material, they have
disadvantage on their saving pro.
They are made out of organic material, quite evidently, but
they definitely failed their save.
They definitely failed their save, so that was 12 damage.
You said yes. And what's the radius again?
Sorry, just 10 foot, 10 foot figure.
Radius or diameter 10 foot radius.
Radius. Oh, OK.
So that's the whole room, right? Because it's math wise, yeah,
it's not a very big room. Yeah, so good.
That's that's what I was hoping anyways.
So you walk into the room and you just screech very loudly and
all of them just. Explode.
Just no feathers, nothing. Just guts everywhere.
Do I get covered in guts? Yeah, yeah, there's a good bit
that make it your way. But they were in the other half
of the room. You were towards the the
southern portion, they were towards the northern person.
So to say, oh, I just kind of like I am the victor.
Wow. Kind of like stumble as they
turn around to just try to strike the most triumphant
chicken pose that I can while as intoxicated as I am.
I applaud she destroyed those chickens.
One shot. I waddle out and I go.
Who's next? Let's see, you water out and as
soon as you cross the threshold of the door, I don't know if you
guys can interact with that door now or not, but I I think I set
something there. And as soon as you walk across
the threshold though all of the the guts, including the ones
that are on you, just kind of fly back into the room and
reshape into these naked looking chickens that are pecking at the
floor. I looked out at myself.
I'm like, ah, that's convenient indeed.
It's that's kind of why we call it the experience room.
You get some experience, but it seems like you don't need
anymore of that experience. That was pretty easy for you.
Think we should pick something harder?
Maybe instead of 25 plus small chickens one the big chicken.
Super. Oh yeah, The Black Dragon.
That works too. I mean, that's kind of like a
chicken except, you know, dinosaur.
No, chickens are dinosaurs. Oh.
That's news to me. Ancient times my people know.
I guess that makes some sort of sense.
I could Imagine Dragons with feathers, maybe prown it pretty
they would be. Yes.
Is it Dragon going to fit into this room?
Come here. Kitty.
OK, I go. Well, I understand that was a
real life comment, yeah. It's only like it's only like 20
feet. So we need a 20.
Foot thing 10. 15 That's a lot of numbers.
I'm really drunk. Well, I could see where we can.
We can challenge you then you can put a math problem in there.
No, I will kill you. That's not one of the
challenges, but we could try that drought I.
Mean. What if I want you in the room?
Ohh I've I've got a got a ways with the with the equipment here
the proprietor has given me access and that would.
Wait, hold on. Why don't we ask?
We need to go talk to a dragon after this, right?
Yes, I think that's I would see the idea there.
Yeah. Would you be able to summon that
dragon here? That his name would have been.
He's a red dragon. That's nice.
And thinking out loud here, were we here before the eurythmic
veracity, or after? We've been here for a little
while, I think. Shondar was the name His name.
He lives on an island quite far away from here.
I think it was something that may have been left off from some
of the explanations. And she's like, wait, do you
guys have a map? Perhaps I can?
Point out to you, I don't want maps.
I'm gonna say I think we were given one.
I have a lot of crap in here now from that one shot I ran.
Captain Mime, do you perhaps have a map?
I just unmuted her. It sounds like she's still gone.
Yeah, A map of Socrates. Map of Shondar's island.
I have a map of Shondar's island.
Oh, that's what I was going to give you right here.
You could look at Map of Taurus, though that might be a little
bit more helpful in getting to Shandar's Island.
Why is it so tiny on my screen? Never mind, it just got bigger.
And she points to just off the coast of Gargantum, and to the
West of Sorcrates, an island and.
It's as if her touch kind of a lights a spot on your map as a
mountain with flames appears on this island and a name that
floats under it of Shondard's Island.
But that's about where whereas abouts he's he's residing these
days. He's sending most of his minions
out to Broad. He seems to be making some
friends with pirates, I think too, but well, that's neither
here nor there. Pirates.
Wonder how many pirates we know know this dragon.
Does one say pirate was once a pirate?
That means you left the pirate life behind.
I got teleported to here, I guess from my ship.
Oh, which pirate crew do you hail from?
Either of you, I guess. I was part of a political pirate
crew that was fighting against a East India like trade company in
a land of Dragons. It was fun.
A land of Dragons, do you You mean small Dragons eyes?
Because large Dragons would just obliterate everything.
No large Dragons. They were everywhere.
What did they do with themselves?
Ah, what do any wild creatures do?
They kill, They eat, they fuck, they shit.
In that. That's a that's a good point I
guess, but so I mean can mean more so how did they sustain
themselves if it's a lot of Dragons, you know their food
sources that you are just talking about would have been
quite dwindled. This is true, but you know,
cannibal Dragons. Oh.
Yes, they like eggs and probably over easy.
I think so. Probably the easiest to kill.
Like a bears, they kill their own children.
Or chickens, they eat their own eggs.
Like I said, chickens are dinosaurs.
I think chickens are Dragons actually.
That that that you know I could I could see that so for.
Many millions and millions. Well, I guess I'm not gonna.
I'm gonna. I'm gonna digress from my
historical knowledge because I don't seem don't always get to
the most interest in that topics.
So what was it you wanted to fight again?
I was going to see if we could like could we summon the dragon
that we are supposed to go talk to into this room?
Dragon. At talking to a dragon, well I
guess it could be possible. And she goes over to the little
screen and goes adds in some other glyphs that you are
unfamiliar to pretty much everyone and starts kind of like
swiping at some things on this. On this mirror, it actually
looks like whenever it's not in use, but there's some things on
it and comes back and goes. How's about, is there a
particular Age of Dragon we're looking for?
I actually don't know how old Sean Dar is.
I've not had the pleasure. You think he's probably an adult
at least, right? I would think he is, but.
HM. Wait, does Sean Dar have
children? We could summon his child and
take it hostage. It doesn't quite work like that.
Bit more of an illusionary trick in there.
I see. So it will not have his well we
could use. It will not has have his like
intelligence right. Yeah, we could.
It just wouldn't be, you know, permanent to any children that
he might have if they actually exist.
I mean, we could create a theoretical theoretical
situation that he had children. Potentially.
And they would be not adult Dragons.
No, this is OK. I was just hoping to avoid
having to travel all that way. We should fight something that
will give us the most experience possible.
I think maybe like a demick organ.
What do you think it's like? What's the most powerful
creature in existence? That's one interesting question.
Wouldn't it be the gods of our existence?
I would consider them the most powerful.
I don't know exactly how they manifest though.
That's a bit more not. Beyond my theoretical plane of
understanding as well. We put some in there.
God, we really wanna. What do you guys think?
Or should we just fight something?
Or fun. I mean, I I agree we should
challenge ourselves. I do not agree that we should,
you know, be overmatched. Did not catch that.
Could you say it again? I'll live this back.
I am I muted, you are well, we just heard some like background
traffic noise or something. So we kind of muted you and we
also hurt ourselves. Sorry about that.
I remember to meet myself next time.
I don't know if I'm even in the vicinity.
I'm assuming I am. You are.
Yeah. So I I I agree.
They're discussing this. Yeah, I agree that we should
challenge ourselves. I do not agree that we should
get into a fight that we cannot win.
Yes, that might be unadvisable for my end too, as the the
things that are in there are illusions.
I can confirm that particularity.
However, if you die in there, you might die.
It's not really something that happens that often, I'm pretty
sure. It could kill you, though, you
know, it's kind of like a think of a shock to your system.
You know, you feel all of the things that are happening in
there, and if you feel like you die, you're more than likely
going to die. So wait, wait, wait, wait.
So didn't you say that you wanted to fight a bird?
We did. There's a whole thing of birds.
Cat and you look in in through the door.
She. Exploded them.
You see full live, naked chickens.
So. So why don't we just why don't
we just step that up a notch? Instead of instead of chickens,
why don't we go for something with wings?
Maybe like a harpy, maybe like a pterodactyl, maybe like a big
bird or chimera. These are smart choices, because
because it would weaken itself, because it would want to fly,
but it would be trapped in this room.
Let's do it. Also, if I'm there, I'm still on
the dance floor, Cat's still on the dance floor, and all the
roles are. Still on the dance floor.
And we're looking into that room.
Where? This room?
This one? Can you see at all, Hamilton?
I see your soul. I see the dance.
Floor. OK, I'm gonna you just
disappeared off my screen. OK, I thought we were in that
room. Yeah.
No, no, no. You guys are all standing
outside the room. Yeah, I thought I'd show you
where to. There's just so many bodies.
What's your body count? I don't know how many did I just
take right there. I.
Currently only have one body. I don't know about you.
Blame. This.
Is the body. This is the body that I'm
residing in, but anywho you should get a spare just in case.
Yeah, I think. I think they reside in other
universes though. 11 of them's called bomb and bombs and
bunkers. So there's that.
You can always use that one if this one fails.
Hey, I like that one's tits, so I'm cool with that.
Say I heard it's a big busty lady.
I still don't understand the request then.
So have we settled on a decision?
I may have given you too many decisions.
I can narrow it down some with some simpler understandings of
things perhaps, but. You just need to pick something
of an appropriate CR rating. Maybe dragon like fresh out of
the egg. Whoa, it would be so tasty.
That is my option. So you mean a worm, right?
No, no, no. Not a worm.
A worm, you say? Worm.
And I get excited. I'm like a worm.
I could use a snack. Forgot.
Take worms. Oh, she starts messing with the
mirror on the side there That has some imagery into it.
And starts actually drawing in it you you see and then presses
her forehead against the drawing on the mirror after breathing on
it. And what visibly appears, kind
of for everybody, is like a breathing red small fire dragon
in the imagery and. Like we're talking like a few
hours old. The she goes, Well, I think I've
understood your request. And then turns the switch next
to the door. And hold on, Gotta find one.
Here one will lurk in the center of the room, standing over the
crystal with its head just over top of it.
Snarling out at the door into existence shimmers a small,
smallish dragon. We'll say it's much bigger than
you, but it's not, you know, it's feeling a good bit of the
room still and like. That's not very snack sized.
Then it's Then it looks around the room as if confused, can't
see out, can't see. You guys that are standing
outside of the room wanders over to what the couch kind of looks
like there, uses its tail to grab one of the wine bottles off
to the side, and then starts drinking it while sitting on the
couch that's bowed and fell down to the ground.
Maybe it looks so, yeah, that one's.
Yeah. So that one's obviously a
teenager. Since you can't see us, I'm
gonna take a sneak attack. Oh.
You can attack through the door. Can I attack through the door?
Can you open the door? Actually, I don't know if
anybody's tried opening that. There we go, there we go, there
we go. It's like a little white.
So you can see it now. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, cool. So you can see what's going on
in there. Now how are you going to sneak
attack? For me, go ahead and roll for
it. With you would get advantage I
would say from this particular perspective of mine currently.
But you would also have advantage on your initiative
checks, which I am going to say everybody should roll now 17.
So for my attacks I don't have, we don't have to be in the room
to attack, right? No, no.
You can see from outside of the room.
Ralson, what was yours. It's not coming up on mine right
now. Nope 22.
And Mimi and Kat. I got for initiative.
It's all of us. Yes, sorry, Cat. 12, sorry.
Thank you. I know.
All right. So that's after you immediately
attack there Thomas. Yes, So I just.
I fall into the zone, I flip my rifle out from underneath my
shoulder and I just take a shot and I'm all crouched down 16.
Does not hit. You actually probably see the
shot go in and off the side of their neck and.
And you see the sparks fly as flames broil out towards the
door, but stop right at the door.
You don't know what the vision looks like from the dragon
perspective, but you see the shot explode right behind it,
probably dealing no damage. You could roll, but I would say
that the flames that surrounding it right now, it doesn't give
two fucks. It's kind of engulfing the room.
Right now it's it's a it's pretty.
Aggressive as a reaction that it was taken.
Yeah, it's a 1D8 as well. So it's in the bullet missed
him, but it's in within 5 feet of him, right?
When it exploded, correct. Yes, OK well two and it is third
explosive damage. Ohh no.
It's fire damage. Yeah, it it's.
It just kind of doesn't even notice.
Do I get my sneak attack damage on it though?
I mean, you could roll it, but since you missed it, if I missed
it, yeah, well shit. It looks around.
Still confused though and just like.
It has its tail holding the bottle that it's drinking from,
but then it just like grabs three more bottles with one hand
and pulls the cork out with its mouth and starts drinking and
goes. Hey, yeah.
Fucks. It's not a face bomb, is this?
Dragon already? Teenager that end, my turn.
I'm just gonna eat, yell over at the barkeep.
He needs a round, a big shot for the big red guy.
The barkeep looks at you. Well, I guess we could work on
something for that. How big we talking like a
barrel, A barrel? OK, of the cheapest, strongest
stuff you have. Bad Dog 4 Locos or what if it's
like a 56 gallon barrel? Would it be like a 50?
6 Locos Well we've got Rahlson up next and the the we're gonna
put, we're gonna roll for them real quick.
Meal. Yeah.
Yeah, No, like our cat is so meow here right now.
She's. Trying the full mood she'll go.
Upstairs, because she wants me to go outside.
She probably wants to go outside, but we have a catio and
she'll meow and meow and meow at you until you follow her
upstairs. And then she runs out into the
catio and turns around and looks at you like, why aren't you
coming out here with me? Come on, man.
This is where it's at. Right.
But neither of us fit through the cat door, so shit out, she
shit out of luck. I can fit my head through it.
I did. Have you put your head through
the door? I have.
I don't wanna risk it. But biscuit, So we've got Ralson
going first. With Hamilton on deck and Cat to
follow with the bartender, who's going to be quite far back
there? Sounds good.
So many, yes. I will glance through the door
at this thing and I will say wow, that's a big chicken.
And I will cast hex on it, which is a bonus action.
Let me see if I can cast. There we go.
Did that, did and I was trying to get the text to go through.
You have to probably display in vtt.
If that's a button that you got there it is.
And then I will use my action to cast Eldridge Blast at it.
Which 14 to hit? Gross.
It does not. Does that look like Castile
Church Blast? I shoot lasers out of my eyes as
a cat. Yeah.
OK, like every cat meme I've ever seen on the Internet.
Yep. Get distracted by your own
lasers. Yeah, I start tracing after
them. We used to love to play this
game as a child, but I kept on accidentally hitting people
because they would run into the the laser, the.
Elders Laser. So yeah, you see the lasers
enter into the door, they they sing true to probably like.
Right at their eyes, but they go to take a drink right at the
same time and the lasers ping off of the horns of the red
dragon that's sitting in there as they're taking a drink of
wine and just straight into the ceiling and you see a little bit
of dust and shit come down. Guys, did we pick something with
too high of an A/C? Whoops.
Yeah. I mean that may have been the
case. The the, the, the easiest thing
to do now I would say is just pump whatever you got into it.
So that was your action and your bonus action though.
You got everything done there, Robinson.
Uh huh. Hampton.
Yeah, that's my turn with with Cat.
I'll shift out of the way of the door.
OK I will. OK, are we am I still able to
sneaky attack? Does he notice me?
No it. It's looking around like, fuck,
are these talking Fox. We discussed before that with my
firearm specialist and my fast hands, I can use my bonus action
to reload, right? Okay, I didn't do that last
turn, so I'm going to use my bonus action to reload because I
forgot until just now and I will look him square in the eyes and
take another shot. With Need three to hit?
Ohh yeah, so the explosion damage would mean nothing
because it's fire, right? Candidly, yes.
OK, so I don't know why it threw.
All went through my sneak attack in there too.
So the 18 is the damage, then the the 10 is the rifle and the
18 is my sneak attack. Yeah.
And it then it added them together for whatever reason,
Yeah. So yeah.
So it is 28. No.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense. It it just threw me off hard cuz
on beyond it just there was a a wave of dice across my screen.
That's the best part. This time you actually see it.
You shoot into the room and as it crosses the threshold, kind
of ripples at the doorway and slams right into the shoulder of
the dragon, ripping a scale off. With the force of the blow, it
seems like as it explodes though, it just it doesn't
doesn't really respond, it kind of feels like.
It's like ah. At least you're doing it with
the real stuff. That fire is nice.
I will take one step to hide behind whoever this is and in my
turn. Hiding behind what was that one
of the ladies maids of the Queen and her nice pink frilly dress?
Protect me, Madam. You are expendable.
I am not. Glad you just decided that that
she is expendable. There we go.
I was doing stuff. Sorry, bad connection.
Yeah, there we go. I need to do that more.
That's what she said. I need to do that more probably,
so then we've got cat with. The Dragons turn and then Mom
meet me on deck. OK, so I'm going to go right up
to the door. OK, I'm actually going to pop
through the door. OK.
Very drunkenly. Just hey there.
It's snarls at you and goes this somebody been popping off shots
in here, the hell? I don't know how do I?
That seems weird. I see you got a nice drink
there. And as I let out a bugock after
that sentence as my verbal, I'm gonna kind of just like gesture
with drunkenly with my wing and I'm gonna cast reduce.
On the, on the, on the dragon, right.
On the dragon. You cause a creature or an
object you can see within range to grow larger or smaller.
For the duration. I'm choosing smaller.
If the target is unwilling it can make a constitution saving
throw. On the success the spill has no
effect, they have to make a Con save of 17. 19 or 18, sorry.
He rolled in 18. Okay.
Then it totally It totally fails.
Does he knows it? He's just sitting there and you
see him kind of like start to shrink and then just like and
then so you rip some ass and then he's like, yeah, start with
me. The hell?
What's the fuck was that? I I think you fought it to the
dragon. It happens to this stuff and he
holds up the three bottles that he's drinking from.
It's that's pretty good though. Are you on some And he points to
the other shelf that he's not drinking from.
And I'm just like, sure, and I wander over to the other shelf
and try to get myself a bottle of wine and I'm going to end my
turn. OK, so then we have the Dragons
turn. Who then looks at you kind of
like side eyes looks back through the where you came from,
Confused. Ish.
And then just goes. I haven't had chicken in a
while, I guess, and wouldn't chickens be like popcorn?
Only a dexterity. In my nugget size.
Dexterity saving throw, Please, Cat.
Chicken nuggies. Which one did you say?
Dexterity. Yes, please.
Come on. 7 Yeah. That was.
It isn't made with disadvantage because I'm very drunk.
It's technically, yeah, but I mean, it's still that.
Gets worse. OK, it didn't get worse.
That's good, because that was 52 points of damage with its fire
breath as it turns its head over to you.
Jesus. I am a chicken nugget.
That looks like that. And it takes a step or two
towards you, like it's going drunkenly around the chairs and
trying to get at you since you're behind a chair.
Like it's going to try and pick you up.
But then it would be me May's turn.
So how damage just got? Yeah.
Is that is currently without feathers probably laying on the
floor. How much, How much more of your
health was that then then what you have?
Hold on, let me go back to it. Would you say it was 52?
Correct. I don't know why it didn't come
through this time I did. Did roll it over here.
Maybe in Windows? So I have 29 health, so total
done. Yeah, total 29 health and it
would have done an extra 23 damage after taking all 29 of my
HP. Bam, you almost died.
Did you not? Isn't instant death more than
double like your health? And again.
Yeah, I I I think so. Or it takes one of your saving
throws. I think that's the health rule
that gets set and changed. Yeah, I've played it like you've
lost a saving throw and it also kills you if it's double what
your health was. Equally I mean.
Or exceeds your hit point maximum, so.
You're you had 29 and that was 52 and we said there was 23
left. Yeah, that makes sense, right?
Yeah, so she survived it by 6HP, yes.
I mean, she's unconscious, but she's not dead.
I mean, I can revivify her. I'm slowly tripping.
And I would say that was enough damage to have left a lasting
wound. In this case, that's something
that I will stand. It's part of the rules.
It's a suggestion. It's not necessarily something
that's necessary, but I will. I'll think about that one.
It is me, May Stern. That's what I'm trying to figure
out. So she's not dead so I don't
have to revivify. Yep, she's just unconscious.
I have Cure wounds and Prayer of healing.
Right, I have 0HP currently. Yeah.
So on my next turn I have to make.
Hey so I should use revivify? Yes, because that would get her
back up TO1HP I believe. Yeah, we.
Pull the plug on this one. I don't know.
That sounds like a potentially good idea.
Cat was so, so marvelous on the last one, says the Queen's
garden. I was a little cocky.
Ah. If you'll excuse me, guys, I'm
gonna go hang myself on one. No, I don't have to roll
anything. OK, wait, A. 2nd That just we.
Shouldn't I have to run over. Where am I?
There I am, so I definitely can move live.
Oh, Cat's just right in here. Yep, you see where the X is in
there? That's where cat is, so I'm
gonna run in real fast. I have 25 so I just moved I
guess 15 and I'm gonna put my hand on top of cat's head and we
have a thy cat. The dragon seems startled by
your motion bursting through the doorway.
But how close am I to the nose? The nose of the dragon.
Yeah. Probably within a few feet
because it was reaching down to try and get cat into its mouth.
I'm gonna. What are your verbal and
semantic portions for the Rivifi?
Yeah, as as you're touching Kit, I'm gonna, I'm gonna slightly
very lightly stroke the top of Cat's head.
Just go. And you see, as you're stroking
the top of Cat's head, some of the feathers start to sprout
back. On the cat, except for it seems
like a portion in in the area where you're stroking on top of
her or their his head. OK, I don't know.
I'm gonna have a bald spot, OK? And then I have a bonus action,
OK, where I can use Ohh never mind not I would have already
had to, so never mind. So instead I'm going to as I'm
stroking cat's head and shushing, I'm gonna look give
the side dragging the side eye and I am going to scamper up
real close to its nose and boop its snoot and then run out of
the room. Am I still unconscious?
You are. But you do have 1HP.
I think that's usually how Riva Rivava the little of the reads.
I I didn't see it coming to chat though.
So does 26 hit me May 26? Yes.
Can I dock, dive, dock dodge and dive dodge?
26 foot hit. You did not dodge, which is an
is a is an action that you can take.
And you did not disengage, which is another action you could have
take. You could take when you get into
a spot. Disengage is whenever you you're
you use your action to instead of doing an action.
And same thing with dodge. You can you can you can move
into a spot and prepare your action that whenever they do
attack you dodge and you have a hot, you have an advantage at
their checks basically to their attack.
Thought you took 11 damage from a bite with an additional two of
fire damage When it bit you, it just snipped you as you were
walking out of the room, basically for a total of 1313.
Yep. Yeah, I just.
Yeah, you do that. OK.
Yeah. Like meanwhile.
As you're walking back into the bar area of the bartender or
from behind, the counter grunts with a profuse amount of effort
as he goes and sets down a barrel worthy shot of alcohol
onto the edge of the bar and goes this is the is this gonna
cost a good bit, but I can put it on the Queen's tab I guess.
Like, yeah, you'd been doing and well.
It's ought to be enough to put down the a large a large beast.
Perfect. And then it would be Rawlson's
turn with Cat on deck. Oh wait, let me go back to here.
That's the wrong Cat. I need to go back to this other
one, Ralson with Thomas on deck. Gonna turn to the others should
they offer it to him? Yeah.
Are you gonna drink it? No.
I think I would die. To the dragon it.
Gonna die? I poked my head into the door.
Hello. My name is Rahul.
I was wondering. I'm not trying to fight you.
I have a delicious shot. Would you like it?
Try to think of what I should do here for this probably.
Please my. Roll.
It on. Stage.
I was thinking, I was thinking wisdom for the for, for it
versus your kind of persuasion. Sure.
But that, I hate to say, was a natural 20 on my input.
This is definitely not a baby dragon.
It is. It's a young red dragon.
That's what it is. Young Red is not baby.
This dragon is at least 17. I couldn't find a baby, so yeah,
you're pretty close with the IT turns to you at least, and is
distracted by the conversation and goes, what's this shot?
I don't want to get shot at anymore.
No, it's like a big bottle of wine.
Big bottle of wine. How big we talking here and what
kind of wine? I'll get it.
I'll just grab it and kind of like push it into the into the
thing. So go ahead, this is.
Cinnamon whiskey, right? This is like a this is like a
what do you call it? Fireball.
Go ahead and throw me a strength check.
God. The thing is like a full 55
gallons, that's. Oh, I did well.
Whoo. Yeah, even with a -, 1.
Yeah, you pick it up. You want to go?
Just have the roll. In it, not adrenaline.
I don't get down with adrenaline string.
Pick it up, I just roll it in. The top is open because they had
to fill an empty barrel. And then I use, I use that skill
where you kind of like like you you rotate it until it's like
rolling on the edge and then you kind of like slowly rotate it
in. I I see what you're saying.
And me, because it's on the counter, it's send it on the
counter of the power. Of course you did.
So it's an org. You handle that weight.
It's it's grown in but it's handling it.
And the daughter. I'll use my clause to dig in to
hold onto it better then as a method to be able to lift it
with such a weak character. I would say that you succeed for
sure if you're using your clause.
I would like you to roll me a. Ohh.
Not the manicure, no, no. I just got these.
Done. A dev save, actually, you know
what? I know what?
I know what you need. You need to roll a performance.
That's what you need. That's what you need.
Cool. Come on, Poppy 18.
So you go to edge it off of the counter, you put it up on its
edge, you grab it with your one set of claw claws, and as you're
tilting it. It kind of rolls down inside of
your your open arms and down across your chest, and your
other claw grabs it before it keeps rolling into the room.
And so you're hugging this barrel as it just kind of rolls
into the room and sets down right in front of the dragon.
Here you go. They called this fireball.
I've been hit by one of those and it.
Kind of a nice wash, honestly. Yes, this feels the same, but on
the inside. And then you get drunk.
Ooh, OK. Yes.
Would you like to be my friend? I'll think about that after
this. OK, I'll step.
Out of the room. And it isn't the Dragon's turn,
but he's looking towards it. To take it and it is Cat's turn.
Wait, no, sorry, Thomas's turn. I keep looking at the wrong
cream. So if you're done with yours,
oral. Yep, I'm done.
You don't want anything there, Thomas.
I'm I'm just gonna take my head out from behind her and.
Yes, take the bloody shot. Looks around all confused and
goes. What the fuck is saying that?
It makes Yum Yum in your tum tum.
I wish I could speak. I would just whisper and be like
it's all in your head. Pull.
My head back and be like I'm wanting to see where this go.
So I'm just gonna wait a minute. I'm gonna use my bonus action to
reload and it's my turn. Well, it is cat's turn then who
is unconscious and can make a death.
No, you don't have to make a test safe.
You're you got back up TO1HP but you were are unconscious, so I
don't think you're doing anything right now.
Do I roll anything to wake up? Probably with disadvantage a
trying to think here. Now I know it would be either
related to intelligence or wisdom, but I'm looking at.
Actually, it might be Constitution.
Need to look at a character sheet.
Poopy. View
Roll Lay an egg for me all. Right, 19.
Fucking hey. Just unconscious, just right on
the floor. Well, you were unconscious until
that egg comes out your your rear end.
And you you're like, use that, what the hell?
Where am I? You're you're sit up.
And I'm like, ah, what the fuck? That wasn't very nice.
You do remember the searing pain of being burned nearly to death.
I was like, I thought we were gonna drink together.
My God. And I use farstep to get out of
the roof. To a point you can see right?
Where did. Or can I?
Remember that one exactly. Far step can I just not read?
I was gonna say I don't see it in my list I.
Think it was in a book inventory.
I'll use benign transportation. First scroll.
Yeah, my first scroll was far step and I just have it as first
scroll. I have nothing describing it
otherwise. But if I use Benign
Transposition, I teleport up to 30 feet to an unoccupied space
that I can see. I could also just look up real
quick farstep. That's what I've done in the
past. I was just I.
I should just add it to the list so that I can look at it and if
it's on a scroll it it's cast as a ritual.
Yes, it's also you can see for this one, but this one's 6060
feet instead of You said 30 feet, right?
That's the main yeah difference between those two spells.
And it's. Also, you can use it as a bonus
action to teleport this way again before the spell ends,
which it's one minute and it is also a bonus action.
Far Step is a bonus action. OK then I will use Far Step to
let me remove this little red X transport myself to just on the
other side of the door. OK.
In between rurals rolling into the room.
Yeah, just like, right, Right. As he goes in, I'm just gonna
teleport myself out. Like, Yep, done with this.
That was not fun. Didn't like it.
Am I still drunk? Oh yeah, actually, what?
You might be sober now after. That's what I was just
wondering. I have, like, killed my boss.
Yeah, probably. The Dragon's fire just ignited
all of the ethanol inside of you and just poof, burn it all out.
That's why I went up so quickly. I was.
I was saturated. You are a Molotov cocktail.
Flaming So flaming cock. It was horrid, so I used farstep
to scroll as a. Bonus action.
And you have one health currently.
I don't think I have any healing spells.
I. Do.
Your feathers are just peeking out like you just molted.
Eat the mango. Yeah.
Well, wrong inventory. Do I have anything like that in
my inventory? Eat the egg.
It's. In the other room.
You're fucked. Oh, I do have one thing I can
use, but it's a fifth level spell.
I was gonna say I could do a skill empowerment and empower me
May for whatever skill of my choice.
Me May is next. It's a fifth level spell,
Shouldn't I save it? I could see a long rest coming
in our near future. I mean, one can hope, OK, yeah,
I'll turn to meme, and this works for up to one hour.
Your magic deepens A creature's understanding of its own talent.
You touch one Wheeling creature and give it expertise in one
skill of your choice. Until the spell ends, the
creature double s its proficiency bonus for ability
checks it makes that use that chosen skill.
You must choose. You must choose a skill in which
the target is proficient and that isn't already benefiting
from an effect. It's very specific.
Yeah, very. What you proficient in there
maybe be the little dots medicine and insight.
That's it. Just checking.
Yep. To make sure.
OK. You what you choose in there,
Kat? I feel like I should choose
medicine just for my own sake. Probably.
So this is good for up to one hour, and it double s your
proficiency in medicine all. Right.
All right, so your bonus action and your action, you gonna use
any movement or anything? I'm just gonna get away from the
door. I'm gonna go back to the part As
for a drink. The bartender goes.
I can get you something. Just a drink or?
It looks like you need a couple more there.
Just leave the bottle I. Was gonna say, just give me a
bottle of that rum I was drinking earlier.
What was I drink in the dark? Rum.
Oh, I think we got another one of those in the back.
I'll get right on that. Yes, please.
It'll be after the Red Dragon and me May.
Right now though, inside the room you can all visibly see
the. Dragon eyeing Raro and then
sniffing the contents of the barrel.
Wait, I thought. Raro said, stepped out of the
room. No, Raro, did you step back out
of the room after you put the barrel there?
I thought you left it yourself there.
I said Can we be friends? And then stepped out of the room
and then whispered to the others.
We're going to kill him, yes. I remember the whisper.
Though you you see him sniffing anyways the barrel and looking
back out the door where you came from and getting a rictus grin
on his face before breathing a small amount of fire into the
barrel and you see it light up. And then he rolls the barrel
back out the way you. Came I kick it back in?
No. Hot potato?
Hot potato?
No. I don't know if you have that,
if you do have it. Reaction left to you I would say
because you haven't used a reaction but.
And I am a rogue slash warlock text character maybe?
So I could I I could say, roll a a sleight of hand, at least.
OK. Come on baby, come on.
PAPI 16. And it rolls back into the room.
And then? Something else?
Get up here. He's going to counter my counter
spell. Yep, with an 18.
The dragon sees it coming, sliding back into the room and
just belly laughs with slapping it out back out with a claw and
the flames you see starting to eat at the barrel and the size
of it and spilling over as it rolls back into the other room
again. Anyone got a reaction?
I do react. I'm gonna try to kick it back
into the room. Go ahead and roll me a sleight
of hand. Sleight of foot, technically,
but you know. We're playing soccer.
Normal roll. Come on, don't fail.
This is gonna suck. It goes back into the room,
splashes over the carpet. And right at the Dragon's feet
bursts apart and everything's on fire and it just laughs like,
this is such a good bath. I wish I would have drank that,
but this is just as good and it kind of rolls around in the fire
and then it's. Guys, what do you say we just
turned this one off? Give us a nice Archmage.
It's got a Archmage. It's got a low A/C.
It'd be trapped in A room. It is me, maid turn.
So I'm OK with that, although I will say I do have crate or
destroy water. We could drown it.
Could. Kill him.
It says I can destroy it to 10 gallons of water in an open
container. I don't know if the dragon
counts as an open container. Negative.
OK, he's a closed circulatory system.
Closed circulatory system. What if we make a tiny opening?
Hold this by open the butt does not count.
The circulatory system is still inside of that.
It's closed. Tightly.
I I I've thought of this, I think.
I think it's like snails and slugs or something like that.
Stuff like that has open circulatory systems where they
just like ooze their their inner stuff out.
What if we give them or the dragon a paper cut, just a nice
little nick into their skin? I don't know if we can do that.
My shot. Would my shot have my shot blew
a scale off? Yes, but coagulation is the
thing as well. Ohh, maybe I just don't need I
just don't notice. Does anybody know if if red
Dragons are susceptible to water?
Like, would would he like, get real pissed off if if I dumped
10 gallons of water on his head or just, you know, shake it off?
Ohh bugs have open circulatory systems too.
Interesting. Is this something that I would
know? See, this is what we should be
doing, Like we should have gotten the dragon that we have
to face. And then figure out his
weakness. But they want to talk to it.
Before anybody googles anything, do you as a player know if the
water would hurt the red dragon? You mean me?
Actually, don't Google or look up anything.
No. Question Josh Could I roll a
history check considering I came from a land of pirates and
Dragons? Apparently, yeah.
I would say yours is with advantage, although it seems
like Cat is trying to history check something too.
Yeah, I was just like, do I know anything about Dragon?
So I rolled a history check. I was trying to poke at the past
the previous arithmic veracity because your character knows
your your thoughts as a player. So it was like.
Yeah, that's why I was like don't Google anything.
From the past, I wouldn't know that I haven't done that yet.
Ooh, that's interesting. Yeah, but Kat and Jesse met up.
Yep. And did Jesse only a joke hold?
And did Jesse know anything from the past Googling about Red
Dragons, that's what he's getting at.
That goes for you too, Olivia. Yeah, I don't know shit about
Dragons and neither does me May. Fuck.
So. That's why.
Like since it's red and it likes fire, I'm assuming usually you
know opposites are painful, so I'm assuming that water is gonna
fuck it up, but it might not. There you know from your
studies, particularly cat I would say, and Raro you you also
are at least aware from. Your interactions with them and
you're gonna have to tell me more about that back story
there. That sounds interesting, maybe
we'll have to make it, make a one shot off of it.
But anywho, you're both quite sure immediately that they don't
really have a weakness to water and less it is in the form of
ice and usually. Penetrating thing as an inside
of them but the that's that's that's even then because of
their fire abilities is it has to be like a whole environment's
worth of ice not just like an ice Shard.
It will just melt it, right cat You know though too from your
studies. Specifically in in.
Coming across Dragons and having some affinity towards the
magical creatures and yourself who is now a cat?
The chicken having looked largely into some
transformations for yourself, potentially that they are
extremely volatile as Dragons go, they they.
They'll go One Direction one day and another direction the other
day, but they are also very violent.
They enjoy just violence for no apparent reason.
If they can get it as the red Dragons go.
Checked Bob Ross, The room projection.
Bob Ross into the room. Yeah, it's just a happy Bush.
Just fight his violence with peace.
So with that, I'm going to vote that we close the door and say
forget this dragon. Yeah, because we were supposed
to earn XP, not get turned into chicken.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna yell at the the Stewart that opened the
portal, I said. A few hours old.
Well, I'm sorry to say, and you close the door and she starts
pressing on the mirror that well, that one is only a few
hours old. I mean, Dragons are squarely
creatures. That's crazy.
You could go wormling route. They are unintelligible Dragons.
They, they have a bit different of a makeup I would say though
and the intelligence spectrum that that is.
Are they soft shelled? I wouldn't say that, but.
They What if we summon the T Rex like a big chicken?
I vote for big Chicken. I'm pretty sure they're not that
like powerful. Could you show me a picture of
that one? I don't.
I don't even know that. Where pull up cat and I show
him. Cat and I say like this, but the
bigger it covered in scales, sometimes feathers.
I draw a little thing if I can. It is a beast.
I look at her and I'm like, Have you ever seen an ostrich?
I think sleight of hand or performance.
What about a whale? Just a.
Whale whale would die. Yeah.
And it couldn't fight back. And it would just suffocate to
get to death. But would we get the experience
then if it just suffocated, go and then talk mean to it until
it dies? As long as you hit it once.
It doesn't suffocate. A whale.
Correct. Outside the water.
Yes, it just dries out. That's how it dies, huh?
It needs to moisturize. Moisturize me.
We could go in there and Heckle it and wave plates at it to dry
ml. But OK, so a whale is a good
idea. But a whale is not going to get
us that much experience, right? Perhaps.
We need something big. That's why I think T Rex a pair
of Plex. I I I will, I will, I will bow
to the will of the group, but you let me know or like a clay
column would be good one. I'm just, I'm not at all looking
at the list of monsters online. It's fine.
I just so love the fact that all I had to do was type
Tyrannosaurus directs in and the next thing that pops up is 5E.
Yep, the algorithm knows. Mmhmm.
It's listening. Listen better.
It knows. Go ahead and roll me a
performance 2 for your drawing I guess.
Sure. Probably with disadvantage
because you're drunk. But in your eyes it is a master.
You said what advantage? Because I'm drunk.
Disadvantage. Yeah.
Also I see that. 15 that is 16. Nice me May is.
Trying to bring some of the feathers back to cat.
Yeah, so this is up to six creatures, so if anybody needs
any healing, you can have 25. Ohh, I will definitely take
that. I am good.
Give her all the healing. Yeah, it's up to six creatures.
Get it? Ohh, up to six creatures that I
can see within range each regain hip points.
What about all those unconscious or dead people in the center of
the dance floor? They're all just kind of waving
back in. Their life.
They are alive, but they're all very Gray.
But they do seem to re energize if you are intending to heal any
of them a little bit, but they still have lost their color to
them. Do you guys do to these four
creatures? We saved them.
We tried. Tried.
Uh huh. So what do we think?
Think that your mother was a hamster and your father smelled
of elderberries. My father could have been a
hamster. I could be a hamster cat.
So are we picking something? Something new to fight?
How about a wooden golem so we can set it on fire?
How about a gelatinous BLOB? Well, do we want to do the T Rex
or do we want to consider something else?
I'd be fine with the T. Rex did a draw the the drawings.
How about a small T Rex A? Paraplegic T Rex.
Well, I would. Think how?
If we just like snipe it from out here, it can't really do
anything to. Us.
You know, we thought a baby dragon was gonna be safe, and it
didn't turn out to be. That's because we.
Kept going into the room. And it has a very high A/C,
Yeah, that's. What they How about, like, a
miniature T Rex? Like a mint?
Sure. Or mint tea?
We could start with a mint tea. Yes, and the Queen's Guard is.
Baby T Rex. Typing ferociously and trying to
look like they're drawing off of your sketch and holding it up
and tracing over top of it on the screen, it's it's a work in
progress. It might take me a second.
OK. I sit down.
Holy crap, this is an extensive list.
Apparently D&D loves T rexes. No, it's.
Actually. This random website that I found
D&D wiki actually. Yeah, they love T rexes.
And you see actually the Queen's Guard embellishing a little bit,
it looks like on your sketch there to add some feathers.
You said you wanted to find a birdish creature, right?
So maybe we could make this work now.
Yes, I mean historically they had feathers.
It's a common misconception that they were all were scaled.
You kind of see a feathered looking.
Reptile in this, in the and in the mirror that she breathes on
and then presses her head to and it comes to life and starts
looking like it's running with some wing edge to the either
side And inside of the room here you hear some screeches coming
and you're gonna have to imagine feathers on these.
Sons of bitches but. They only provided nude imagery.
Yeah. Nude imagery.
Yeah, nude Dinos. They're naked.
I'm assuming someone opens the door because somebody said they
closed the door too previously. Raw open opens the door and you
see what looks like 4 feathered creatures that are hooing to
each other now that looked like it came through.
I was trying to make some noises but recall. 4.
Hootie. Whoo.
This is fun. Are we in the same initiative
order? No negative.
I will close that and open another one here.
I don't know why it keeps adding all this shit.
It keeps stacking it. I had to clear it every time
when we were playing. Clear.
Hex lasts an hour, so can I still be using it?
It lets me retarget as a bonus action.
Did you lose concentration though?
Is that what it had takes? Yeah, but I haven't taken any
damage it. Did roll on a barrel though.
Yes, but does that lose concentration?
Does that mean you have to concentrate on the barrel?
I don't know. I think that's a DM call.
I'm trying to remember what else you did.
You were convincing. I put the barrel in and then I
kicked it in. You did have to react as a
flaming barrel came at you, no? I mean I RL that would make me
lose the positration. Yeah.
You're a Zen master, Carl. Zen Master.
He is a cat. Very pretty.
Cats are easily startled. And confirm roll me a D100.
Anything under 50 doesn't succeed, anything over 50 does.
That's the way. This is the way.
Uh huh. Uh huh 52?
So you're right. Yeah, just squeak by.
One of your eyes is twitching while you're kicking the barrel
back. Danger.
Danger.
And then you're able to rehex one of the creatures, but I
would say you didn't roll me initiative yet if you wanted to
do that for for that. Otherwise that would be the
first attack. One of them would probably feel
it going settling on their shoulders, so to say.
Are we all good for an issue then?
I'm guessing, yeah. Ohh.
That sucked. What's initiative based off
Dexterity. You should be right.
X it's gonna roll its text and it doesn't seem to have a
initiative. There's a couple other classes
and subclasses that let you add other stuff like Charisma or
Intelligence. One day I want to make a
character who is all of those things so that their initiative
is just like 40 every time. They're always first.
Yeah, his eyes just twitching constantly.
Paranoid murder. They're everywhere, man.
Oh my God. I gotta do that now.
Murder. His name is gonna be Carl
and Mime got a 10 and then we're gonna do descending.
So then after that first round there, you got some health
points back. I know Kat, but he were first.
I'm going to take a drink of whatever the bartender brought
me first. Constitution saving throat.
There it is. You.
You dip your beak in it, and the bartender's eyebrow rises as you
dip your whole beak into it, and you just feel this burning
sensation as your beak goes into it.
But then it immediately goes numb, like not even 2 seconds
after it starts burning. And you taste this very floral
fruity flavor before your whole beak goes numb too.
And it Yeah, you've been black out for a while, so you might
have to roll me in a consecutive Constitution savings over here
shortly, but I'll let you know. OK, so after I take that drink,
I feel nice and fortified again and I waddle over and just plop
right in front of the door, like I just sit down and not like I
normally do. Just my legs, like, stretched
out in front of me and I'm going to cast Magehand and I'm just
going to let a little Bagok hiccup.
And I'm gonna slap the nearest one in the face.
I can't pick up my character. I think I'm stuck.
Yeah, just. I'm just gonna plop down right
here, right in front of the door or right inside of the door.
Right in front of the door. I'm not gonna go inside again
because I did that once. I will wait for somebody else to
go inside and see what happens to that.
You can't quite reach any of them from right in front of the
door. When you say slap, what do you
mean? The hand?
The mage hand, you say? Yeah, I'm just gonna cast mage
hand and just try to just whap one of them across their face.
I don't think it does any physical harm, if I remember
correctly how that spell reads. The hand can't attack.
Activate magic items are carrying more than £10 so.
It snaps its jaws towards the invisible thing in response, but
otherwise nothing. Else, yeah, I would say I'm just
trying to be annoying, just like.
Extracting it. Yeah, just just the mage hand.
Like right in its face motion, its nose poking in the eye, Not
causing any damage, just being really annoying.
They're tearing up the room. Some of the the
I just muted that one. The FBI's are breaking into our
channel. Sorry Mimi, you're muted
currently because it sounded like we were lifting off the
space. Let me know when that changes.
We was just going to say real quick though, too, that after
slapping it, you see them kind of jostling around the room and
the bottles that had the dragon had are back on the shelves.
Otherwise they're the the room looks like it's just been reset.
There's there's two chairs, the Crystal's still in the middle
and we've got Thomas coming up next with the dynos to follow,
and me, me. After that, which one was you
slapping the? One nearest the door.
Well, I can't move my character, OK, so I can only see two from
where I am. Like I am literally very stuck.
All right, so you were you were smacking this guy?
Yeah. OK, so while he's distracted,
yeah. Yeah.
Sneak attack. 20 The same one that you slept.
It would be definitely a hit. OK with 23 all day.
There's that little guy poop also.
If it hits him, then the other three would have to make the
deck save too 5 foot right? Yeah, so yeah, these this.
Just not this one, basically. +3 That's a B to 15 deck save +3,
and there's three of them. One of them doesn't make it.
I'll say it's the one that you hit.
The one I hit automatically takes it.
Oh, right, right, right, right. And I just rolled 3.
The that would have been four. If I the one right behind it,
then doesn't make it. OK.
So they all take the six or do you want me to roll them
individually? I think that was the damage, but
the exploded damage was different, wasn't it?
The exploding damage is a 1D8, but did you want to accept that
six that I rolled that was the explosive damage?
Do you want me to roll a separate D8 for the other two,
or just six across the board? Well, it would be the initial
hit, which is what I thought that six was, and then the
explosive image. So you're asking if you?
Want the the initial hit. That six I rolled was the
explosive damage, not the weapons damage itself.
Okay, so you you need to roll the weapons damage.
Yes, yes. And I'll, I'll accept the six
for both of those. That's fine.
I was just. I didn't realize 30.
Because he was distracted. I got that sneak well, the first
one you blew its head off. It's it just you hit right
behind the back of its head and it just to the side of the wall
kind of hangs there for a second before sliding down the wall and
the body slums over. And the other one when it
exploded a piece of shrapnel gut like in it, in its snout and
it's like. Yay.
But it's still standing. So one one of these is
definitely way dead. I'm gonna whip my rifle around
to do a fancy little reload my bonus action.
I'm just gonna look back into the room and be like y'all are
next. They don't seem to really
understand what's going on they, but they do are are looking at
each other. I'll say it in.
Flesh deal she gave us. Philosophers Celestial.
They still just flesh Flesh deal.
Yeah, still just looking around, very confused.
She gave us fucking Raptors guys.
Dumb bitch, You finish with your turn, then that was.
Yeah, Yeah. Then it's my turn.
OK, you weren't moving or anything.
Well, inside of the room you see them reorient just so ever so
slightly away from the doorway that that the shot came from as
much as they can to the other side of the room.
But still kind of looking in that direction and dragging
their the last two that get over to that side to kind of like
drag their companions corpse in front of them, kind of Crouch
down as much as they can behind. Oh, they're fucking smart.
Oh, you have a rifle? Love it.
T Rex. I guess these are minty rexes.
So Yep, that was their turn though because they then it'd be
me May with Rahlson on deck. OK, no one need.
I suppose I'm just you cut out a little spiritual weapon.
Spiritual weapon, OK? Yeah, so it's.
Pushy back. Seems like yeah yeah, 12th to
hit does not hit. What?
And do a bonus this guy? Yeah, you can do bonus action.
Yeah, that one's A20 to hit. Oh yeah, all day.
That's six stage. It did come through with the
first one as the four, but I'll accept that because you didn't
realize probably as the. Signal did not.
Sorry. We'll go with the.
That's fine. OK.
I did not look at this. I didn't realize.
Yeah, no worries. And you're aiming for just any
of them or? Closest one that's not dead, it
seems to be this this one here that's close to the door and
from your direction. Does your spiritual weapon take
any form and whether or not you say anything or it's.
Gonna take the form of a giant T Rex and.
Bigger one, though. You're verbal slapping your
teeth. Fly my pretty, and inside of the
room a golden greenish T Rex comes through the doorway.
As you're projecting this with your essence, I guess.
And and bites through the 1st one's head and neck and it and
it looks at looks at it all confused as it kind of just
screeches but then looks around all confused as it only gets
like the points of the teeth as the golden T Rex poofs into into
the house. Of dust into dust, yeah, into
glittering fashion. So that was your action and your
bonus action doing anything else there.
They already saw then it'd be Rawlson with Cat on deck.
Rawlson will step up to the door.
Let's see. He's going to, to get a better
angle, climb to the top of the threshold of the door because I
have a climb speed with my claws and poke my head down vertically
so I'm upside down looking down into the room.
And then whichever one of these that I have hacked, I don't know
if it's one of the ones that's dead.
You tell me. I will cast Eldridge Blast when
you switch the hex again because it is the one that's dead.
Yeah, and for for an hour as they die.
I can change it as a bonus action on my turn, okay so as a.
I can post the text of it if you need.
No I I I I'm following you. I just wanted to double check
because I was. I thought that was the case and
I was just pretty sure that this one was the one that was hexed
because it was the one in front and that's what you had said.
Number one, yeah. So I'll bonus action, change it
to whatever one I can see most clearly from the position I
would be in, which I think would be probably this one.
OK, that one back there. Sure, Yeah.
And then I'll take an Eldridge blast at it.
It's a natural 20. So you just see through my head
my the cat had just pokes down above the threshold and hooks
back up had roll the damage and add your D6 of necrotic.
Yep. So here's damage.
I don't remember how you do the critical crits, but yeah, we do.
We do whatever you feel like you want to do there.
So you can do either roll the damage again, add them together,
or multiply this by two. I will roll it again, and that
Does that also count for the hex?
Yes, because it's stacked on top of this original damage for.
You puppy, OK? Here's the second Eldridge
blast. Another five, so 10 for that,
and then 2D sixes for hex A6 and A, A5 and A1.
So 16 points of damage to this mini T Rex you see the everyone
else I guess because you popped your head back up.
So you don't actually see what the lasers damage do other than
that they hit true. Yeah.
Was there any spot you were aiming for directly?
I would say he's probably going for like a a chest shot he he
goes for a for for the best spot.
So like a like a heart shot or a lung shot or like a a standard
chest shot for like hunting. Everyone else on the on the
ground sees the laser beams come from Rawlson's eyes straight
true to the chest and and as it cooks around the meat you just
see it decaying, all the flesh all the way up to its heart.
And you see its heart throbbing for a second before it deflates
and it just falls to the floor with some blood leaking out of
it. Hell yeah.
I bega can call out like good shot forgot.
It thank you, I say it from the ceiling.
I like my paw. I'm still just blopped on the
ground, legs outstretched in front of me.
That will be my tongue. Well then it will be Cat with
Thomas on deck. Can you move my character?
Can I? I like.
I feel like I got myself stuck on the bar.
Yes, I can. OK, I can move myself now.
All right, so I'm just plopped out in front of this door and
there's two of them still alive. Yes, visibly.
There are two actually 3 left. I am going to get up to my feet
and just take us one step inside the door and I'm gonna cast fire
bolt on one of the ones still standing.
This one here I think is still standing.
Yeah, in the middle of the other two.
Yeah, 22. Oh yeah, roll that damage 15.
Double check here. I should have asked you to
Carlson. If I don't, I might get too
excited when I'm thinking of it. So do you want to describe this
one? Because that's a death.
Yeah, go ahead. Do I want to what?
This is for cats. OK, I I usually try to ask if
people want to describe their their murders.
Take the leads. OK.
So you're you're aiming anywhere specifically to at our mass?
You fireball sails into the room and strikes its chest, and you
just see it reel up on its haunches with its two little
arms going. As they've burned away in the
inferno that gets slammed against its chest and it just
falls backwards on its lap. One of the last living
companions. That poor thing is so scarred
now. Hard to round it here.
There we go. That'll be it for my turn.
I am going to take a step back out of the room.
OK, Hamilton, there are two left.
One's got one of it's dead friends that fell on it.
Well, since they're well aware of us now, just kind of come up.
Use the side of the doorframe there as a little perching post.
Okay. Take aim and I will fire at
that. That was a.
Shitty it was because that missed.
Yep, I will pop this. Over and I will use my bonus
action to reload. That will be my turn.
You see the shot as bottles of wine shatter around the.
Mitty T Rex. I'll get you next time, my
pretty. And then the two Dinos that are
left in there, the one pushes off the others, the dead
companion that's charred and burnt on the floor, and the
other two are just seeming to talk to each other as they stack
their dead companions. And maybe.
Move one of the chairs in front of them and the other one starts
to try and move one of the couches in front of them and
they're crouched down behind it to the point where you guys
can't see them without coming into the room, it seems like.
Or standing on top of the couches, or potentially even
Rawls, and I guess where you can get that upper advantage to come
down on top of them. But they are very much
entrenched at this point. I look to the others.
Are we the baddies? I got yeah, I was gonna sit.
It's very much like I don't like this anymore.
This is a fish not fair situation.
Yeah. You can't.
I just just like beg off and continue to hiccup and just like
mazel tov cocktail now and kind of like stumble off to the side.
My brain just went on a tangent because of your guys moral
dilemma here. And was just like, wait, if this
is what we used to consider XP farming, maybe we should create
a new type of XP farming where it's literally farming and you
create monsters as by, you know, breeding and farming the
monsters. OK, I'm glad you specified,
because I was just like Frankenstein.
No. Really.
We become necromancers, is what you're suggesting, I think.
Well. I kind of figured, you know,
Jurassic Park style, you, you get some DNA, you it's
reincarnate. Some dragon or I mean dinosaurs.
Yeah. Other other other paths are also
welcome. You know, you get a couple eggs
of Dragons and you breed them together and you become them,
you know, Mother of Dragons or whatever it is, yeah.
Trust Parker Khaleesi, one of the two.
Yeah, Somebody go befriend the last two and just be like, oh,
somebody was murdering you. Don't worry, I'll be your
friend. Totally fine.
They'll believe you. But on the side wall, the
Queen's guard goes, don't worry, just an illusion.
They don't have any feelings. They.
Look wrong about everything. It's all an illusion.
Goes over to the pots and time goes yeah, strongest ale.
She goes over to the Barton. Good.
So. These illusions sure do hurt.
Yeah, right. I sit up and I'm like I choked
an illusion once talking about myself IRL.
Oh. It was.
I was thinking about the innuendo of choking a chicken.
Sorry, no, I wasn't even thinking that.
You have no, like, cats. Just kind of thinking about that
whole your rhythmic veracity thing.
And he's like, man, I must've been tripping.
So yeah, what you doing there, Mimi?
Yeah, just at this point I'm gonna choose it here for my my
turn. This is these, these poor
creatures, so just stuck in this room with escape.
They're naughty, aggressive. They just appeared, started
attacking them. Abstain.
All right, Rolson. I'll think for a second.
Fuck it. And I shoot him.
You see his eyes are like fully dilated in Hunter mode.
Can't stop himself. But what was going on?
Alright, Eldridge Bliss Ohh. Bonus action shift to the other
one before that hits 14 to hit. Bonus action shift to the other
one. The hex when my I.
Didn't know what you're talking about.
Because the other one died. Yep.
Sorry, I should explain that better, but it's a 14 to hit.
It does. Hooray.
Roll Hold the damage. 8:00 and 5:00, So 13 points of damage
because I poke my head down, pee, pee and then poke my head
back up. Sorry, I mean center mass again
or? Yep.
You see, this one do similarly to the first one, except it's
not. You don't see the heart coming
through, you just see the rib cage as it just rears up on its
haunches and falls over. Guys, can I insight check to see
if it has emotions? Can you?
Definitely. Natural 20 Oh no.
I'm just going to have to do this.
You're quite that. There was some emotion being had
there. Either that or they're really
goddamn good actors. Wow.
I kind of like pause, just kind of look at the others.
He felt that, and then that's my turn.
With Cat and then Hamilton on deck.
Yeah. Wait, are there more alive?
There is one. Just one singular one left.
Yes, that's. Sobbing, Softly sobbing.
Softly Jesus, it's my turn right?
Yes. So bad.
We can always close the door, guys.
Wait, wait, wait. It might just be more merciful
to kill it, sort of leaving it locked in a room with dead.
Just gonna say, though, if we were in the other campaign, we
would be having a field there right now, yeah?
Someone needs to apparently get this crystal over to the other
campaign, I guess, right? They, Yeah.
Everyone here is just like, Oh my God, what are we doing?
Those. Poor dinosaurs.
The other campaign is like do it again.
How many times I? Like to watch?
Let's put this in the pocket, Rocket, and just spend the rest
of our days in there murdering I'm.
Going to move inside the room and very stealthily, like come
around the couch and just like peek around the side of the
couch at the quietly crying creature.
OK. It is.
It is seeming more so to kind of wipe its tears away now that it
sees something else around it, cuz it was hiding behind its
falling companions corpse wall and the furniture.
And it is my egg. Is my egg still on the in the
room? When you walked in, you did see
it behind the chair where you were last.
Doesn't I wanna retrieve the egg?
And just like, roll it to the last living creature.
So it was over here, right? So are you going to walk in this
way is what you're saying? And then you were here, So yeah,
it was right here. So if I do five 10/15/20.
Wait, it'll be right up to it. It seems like to be right up to
the bottom of it, yeah, and I just roll the egg towards the
creature. It looks at you, then looks at
the egg, apparently seeming unthreatened, but you do see it
like rub its eye and look down with a half open mouth towards
the egg. So can I make an Archana check
on this creature? On the creature?
Sure. Can I make an Archana check on
the whole room? On the whole room, go for it.
Yeah, 31. You go blind.
It's not not quite that kind of Archana check you didn't.
You didn't roll or you didn't pass to Detect Magic.
You distinctly have a recollection from your past
inside of the tower that was your home for at least a decade
if not more during your training to become a wizard.
And there is a room that was in there like this where it would
simulate. Living beings through a a
crystalline form. It would basically be able to
store data in a wide range of things and items and reanimate
them into a physical reality through a just through the magic
of the crystal that's in the center.
Of the room. So these are just simulated
creatures. Yes, the the rest of the objects
you you think are real as is like the couch and the chairs
and the carpet even that got a little bit of singe marks on it.
But you assume to with your knowledge and such that they are
magical in nature and repair or replace at the beginning or end
of simulation from the crystal. They must be tied into it
somehow, although they are are actually real and the creatures
themselves. During the simulation, inside of
this room are, for all intents and purposes, real.
They they don't exist. Outside of this though, you're
quite so they were like manifested solely here for just
this purpose, so they are technically real creatures
created. Or are fun, yeah to to your
theoretical. List.
To your theoretical knowledge, yes, you you're you're quite
sure these are me seeked individuals.
You know, me seeks Mr., me seeks.
Me. Look at me, I was gonna say.
I have no way of helping this creature except for the egg.
And I kind of just like turned back and kind of like all
through the door as gently as I can.
Like guys, it's it's a real but it is it is literally a brand
new creature. It was made specifically for
this. We now to fulfill its destiny.
Wait, so are you now its mother? It was first to see you.
Ohh. I didn't think about that.
Did I just have a child? God damn it.
Every game he didn't say yes. The DM did not say yes.
I was just going to say in this particular instance, are you
doing other thing? Anything else other than rolling
the egg there and stopping and looking at it?
Because otherwise I would consider the egg and moving it
probably in action. I don't.
Yeah, that's what I figured my action was and why I just called
out to them what was going on, and that would be my turn.
I'm just gonna like, continue to hide behind this chair.
OK, so then we have Thomas with Dinos on deck and then MIME.
Ohh are all the Dinos distracted by cat and the egg?
By all the last one, yes, yes. OK, so I wanna do a sneak into
the room. Get behind this chair.
Normal room. Do you need a stealth?
Yeah, since he walks through the doorway, they let me just double
check what they're they did not notice you all.
Right. Then we shall take a. 19 does
hit. Get him with that little splushy
douchy. Also, Cat, you might want to
make a deck to you. Sorry, do I have any defense
with this chair? Yeah, you can make the deck save
with advantage. You got it.
Yes, 16, yeah. Yeah.
What was the What was? It that was 15, she had to beat.
It looks like ohh yeah it doesn't.
It doesn't get a deck save because you shot it.
Never mind. Yeah, so it explodes.
Do you wanna? And that was the exploded damage
right there. Do you wanna roll the that?
Was the exploded damage? Fucking seven.
These guys all only have 10 health, by the way.
We're just brutalizing them like monsters.
As it's drooling, looking over the chair trying to get to the
egg, I notice a glint in its eye and just as he peeks over,
notices me. The bullet goes into one eye,
explodes the brain and head all around it as a bullet continues
across the room and into the wall.
And you see the head just down right next to you staring
sightlessly at you. A cat and the simulations of the
dinosaurs in their blood start to fade out and some of the else
the the furniture in the room resets, seems like.
And then the from from the entry the Queen's guard goes, oh that
was a nice one. It was pretty entertaining.
She sits on her. She likes watching us have
dilemmas. I'm gonna walk out with that BDE
energy and just that's how it's done, reloading my rifle.
You can cock that at me anytime, big boy.
Equals, he seems. To be a little bit deeper in her
cub. Not on duty now.
Queen's not here oh. Oh.
Hamilton looks down at his his Torg and just might take you up
on that another day. Wait, wait.
Wait. Raul has no knowledge of any of
the the extradimensional stuff. Never mind, yeah.
Other than the the voice that was coming through.
Present for the conversation up at the table at Jarvis's table.
Yeah, about. Turtle butthole.
I Raoul's gonna turn to the others.
This thing creates any creature we can think of or no.
Yes. I mean within reason.
I guess there's there's certain limitations.
I mean the room itself is 1 limitation for instance.
Like the size of it, right? Yes, yes, yes, correct.
To ask, for instance, that mythical beast that many have
died apparently from, but nobody has seen.
It could not probably fit in this room.
But what if we tried to create people we knew?
Would it be them? That theoretical question is
something that many scholars have asked.
I well, fuck theories. Let's try it.
I think you could. You could definitely try.
But you're going to. She points over to the mirror.
That's like hanging right next to the room.
You're going to want to Draw Something on that, Breathe a
little bit of yourself against the mirror and turn the dial to
what you can do if you've been paying attention to anything
that I've done. On a Sal the cock.
I can see you've been drinking for a while, so I figure this is
good, good explanation. This is fair.
No one's met sexy Satan either. What do you think?
Everyone we could we could pull in someone we know.
We could pull in people from that other place and maybe talk
to them. We could pull in Sexy Satan.
Ohh, that's a different campaign.
True I. Don't know what he.
Looks like he's a mystery. A mystery.
We could pull in people from that that boring world that you
guys had talked about once. Ooh, can we pull in low key?
Ohh. Like the that was the parking
plus. Everybody knows low key.
He's the fuck that fucked us. He's why we're stuck in sorry.
This is why our counterparts are stuck.
Really. On this level.
In the fifth level, cuz you met him in the third level, yeah.
But that fucker was supposed to get us out of hell.
But then you made a deal with the God of deception.
Right. We can stick him here instead.
I'll just summon him and show him in the room.
Yeah, we can draw him down then chains in.
We can't take him out of the room though, right?
No, that's fine. We can lock him from here.
It changed. It would just be like a second
copy of him though, right? I think that might be the the
situation that is more theoretical in my mind at least.
Because you see how at the end of the simulation it seems that
this crystal is attuned to being, that the end is death.
So it seems, dear dematerialize anything in there once at all
the things that are. Summoned by it like you could
say, I guess are dead. So what if you don't kill
something? Yeah.
It gets it gets rewritten when the next request for the room is
is act upon. We would like to buy this room.
The room is rather on. On or the crystal or whatever
makes it the run. The crystal is definitely a good
portion of it. It is from Taurus itself, and
one of the many points I'm sure you've heard of Alalopus's
crystals and such. We could probably procure 1 by
the Queen's treasury. It's a bit pricey though.
These things they aren't. They are not cheap.
Yes, but we get the 1% commissions from all of the
future sales of whatever the fuck that was.
Exactly. So.
I'm just saying, what do you think guys?
Put yourselves in debt before you have the purchase.
I mean, I think the Queen would be amicable to these terms.
We will have to discuss this. What do you think?
This would be a great way to be like be able to grab someone and
hold on to them for questioning permanently.
I mean if it does create the person, like even if it's just
creating a duplicate, they have all of the knowledge of the
other person. So we have to test it first.
Information something. Yes.
Well, we could test it with this one.
OK. Who do you guys want to talk to?
Who would it be beneficial for us to talk to right now?
That could fit into this room, I'm pretty sure that dragon we
have to talk to can't. Beneficial to talk to?
And as I stated, you kind of have to know them, because by
knowing someone, you have a bit of the essence that you carry
with them, with you. Ah.
Summon the DM. Oh my God, I walk up to the
mirror. We shall find out who he is
truly now. The God of gods.
The God of gods Next time the. Truth of the Campaign?
That's probably fair. Yeah.
Also. Exactly 10:00 here on my clock.
Josh needs to figure out what he's.
I was. Great, just goes black.
I would say that in the in, in the regard of the scenario, I
know Matt knows, but rural doesn't hasn't been to it,
hasn't experienced the eurythmic veracity, so it's confused.
Yeah, I just know that you guys have talked.
That's fair. I just know you guys have talked
about these things before, right?
And we've spoken to people before.
So I will leave it to somebody else who I will assist if it
needs a performance. To try and.
Bring my I would love to see rurals like interpretation of
the DM manifest in this room. I'd like to see.
I'd like to see any of your all's interpretation of the DM
manifest. Wait, wait, wait.
I gotta go get my schedule.
Ah, this is such a good idea. Who's got the best performance
or whatever you need to do that? I got a so that we can set it up
for next time. Well, Josh has to tell us what
the thing what you use for it. You would actually need a
combination role, and that's something that she's been doing
off to the side is a bit of like a.
That's why they came out as velociraptors instead of instead
of mini T rexes. But yeah, it's it's a
combination role of a a performance and then a Wisdom of
saving throw at the after that to kind of counteract anything
that the Charisma couldn't carry.
Gotcha. I will.
I assume this is going to happen next week, but do we want to
decide how we want to approach that?
Or give us time to ponder our decisions.
Or give us time to ponder. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Because with this and the jail cell we built in the other
campaign, we're getting. There it is.
That's what would spawn into the room.
You know what would ohh the the sketch that you'd.
It's in the discord now. Yeah ohh, more or less.
I need to get these like finished and colored because I
only have a Myra colored. That was actually too I I'd
love, I I love that sketch. But that the the makeup and
everything that that. That I was wearing for that
eurythmic Veresti was kind of actually the interpretation of
Lono, the God that meme is associated with for her cleric
capabilities. The Chillax does.
Not know this God. Yeah, it's actually most of the
gods that I try, I, I, I generate are created upon.
What's he called? LNLONO and.
He's a God from the Hawaiian gods pantheon.
So most most of the gods that I do think of or come up with are
from like reality to some degree.
So what else can I say? But you're welcome.
Yeah, right. I'm gonna.
Perfect. Yeah, it's hoppy Audi time,
yeah. Awesome session.
Love the. Direction it took at the last
second. Just going to blow This campaign
straightened? Yes, All right.
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