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Allelopolis. Oi, bloody audio.
Fucking Craig. Oh hell.
The Hand of Fate tosses. The dice rolls, spins, turns.
A campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flew out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the infinite sea,
fading to myth till myths are forgotten.
And again, the Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins,
turns in the two. We left our adventures known as
the Shadow Seekers on the second level of Hell Lust, where they
found themselves after fighting, solving the next side of the
Tridecahedron and in a rush while trying to escape Kai
Shen's prison on the fourth level of Hell.
Water dripping off of their off of them and evaporating quickly
in the blistering heat of the desert of the second level of
Hell. They stood before the desert
Oasis dubbed the Crusty Mummy, all holding hands, having just
tapped the Tridecahedron. They decide to walk into the
Crusty Mummy, finding said Crusty Mummy as the patron for
the the establishment. Franklin and Faust decide to
jump immediately down the well in the center of the Tavern
while the rest of the party greets and introduces themselves
to the Crusty Mummy. Faust and Franklin find the Frog
King at the bottom of the well in the center of the Crusty
Mummy and they learn the Frog King is a ferryman to the
different parts in the second level of Hell's Waste via
aqueducts under the blasted sand deserts.
They learned that he can take them to different to those
different parts via those passageways for a fee and a
favor. He's able to wave some of the
the favors as the Shadow Seekers claim they can break this level
of seal level Seal and the Demon Queen would be highly interested
in this. And they learned too that the
Demon Queen is located at Cliff Castle, and in appeasing one of
the favors that is requested from the Frog King.
They decide to head to the ruins in the desert and Font and are
able and Ash is able to convince the Frog King to do it for a
cheap 200 gold, taking them there quickly rather than
traipsing across the blistering sea sea of sand.
Once there they find oh they did they'd learn to Faust
specifically after delving into some of his books, a reference
to the fact that most of these ruins are from enemies passed
from the Demon Queen that she'd sealed away in their tombs with
their treasures. As they get there, they find
that those tombs are still inhabited by the undead, as it's
from his readings where they quickly dispatch most of them
that they could find inside as well as it's heavily trapped.
Ash and Ezra said about in very different ways disarming those
traps, thus leading to Ezra's loss of his tail.
At the end, after clearing all of the hazards, they find a
Chest of Desire as one of the treasures left by this
particular Mummy King who was inside of his tomb, and Faust
immediately requests a Helm of teleportation from it, and the
Shadow Seekers snap into existence a day's ride from the
aforementioned Demon Queen's Click Cliff Castle.
On their way there, they bump into a monolith in well riding
atop Bob, who'd taken over a mimic body inside the tomb and
are set upon by skeletal demons that seemed set upon capturing
them and taking them somewhere, which they did not succeed due
to Fausts dispelling of their magical circle, teleporting them
somewhere where they then immediately killed themselves,
the demons that is and disappeared into black smoke
setting setting themselves back up into the pocket rocket and
letting Bob ride them towards the Cliff castle.
The Shadow Seekers take a astral diamond and meet the Rum Rollers
for the first time in not during a Eurythmic veracity inside of
Ishmael's Infinite Castle or Infinite Tower.
Sorry. And that's where we left them
after they had been brought here and started negotiations to find
out what happens this time. Oh, I guess too, I could throw
in there that Grand Am It made a visit to Franklin.
Grand Am Prime had made a visit to Franklin while waiting for
the rum rollers to appear. Nice guy.
Wow that's crazy than our granddad.
Yeah, you'd like to think that. Has better, composes himself
better. Agreed.
So yeah, you guys find yourself still where you left off, with a
floor of glass looking out into a.
Nebula beyond, with stars illuminating it from behind, and
are completely encapsulated besides an elevator that leads
back up into Ishmael's tower and some sort of airlock that leads
out into the vast void of nothingness beyond.
Just to cover. Sitting sitting around the
table. Just sitting around the table
negotiating what to do for the coming Eurythmic veracity and
hopefully planning whether it be the escape of the Shadow seekers
from hell or whatnot. It's the it's to be determined.
So yeah, go for it. So as a recap of the proposed
idea that Franklin had thrown out, the issues that we face
essentially are that the PNC is primed to escape not only hell,
but this planet, not only this planet, but this planetary
system and void out into the multiverse.
In order to stop that, the quote UN quote good aligned deities
that remain, which are two of them, want the good team to join
them to stop the PNC and become gods themselves.
And then the option that Franklin had proposed is that
instead we get them to those gods to agree to leave this
system because currently all gods except for a couple are
gone. And in return, we will deal with
the PNC. And the idea for that was for
both teams to join up and the evil team take the small bottle
of or the not the small bottle, the, the bottle of holy water
that has like a, an Ocean's worth in it.
The the the chip in a bottle infiltrate the PNC and then
while they're moving from the planet to the moon, open it up
in their confined Bishop and hopefully the coli water will
kill all the undead and drowning will kill everyone else.
But that was the last proposed idea outside of Franklin kind of
giving the rundown on him needing to survive for then 100
years to extinguish the last of the deities on the planet.
With an agreement to KIRO. Right, that material gets to
take your body to the other side.
Yeah, we haven't finalized anything yet, so I think Ash
pops in and I would probably pop up immediately and kind of run
over to her, explain what's going on because she probably
sees Cat. Yeah, Ash and Cat would both pop
in. Yeah.
Yeah so I want to see what they do first, but then I need a 2
sidebar or evil team needs a sidebar with ash for a few.
Minutes, so Franklin calls a sidebar as as she pops Ash and
cat. Shit sidebar.
Do we pop in next to each other or just like on opposite sides
of the room? I.
Would I would guess beside each other at the elevator?
I'm trying to get your character tokens.
I forgot that you weren't here last time.
I got to grab those tokens. Oh, why don't we do?
That well, as we pop in and we appear in this room in Ishmael's
tower, we kind of like look at each other and I'm like, it's
that damn chicken and I and he's like looking up at me and I'm
like, how are you doing, chicken?
And Cat obviously looking up at me, says I have a name and it's
Cat. And I feel like you should know
this by now. We have met a couple times.
I was like, we have, but you're usually too angry to have a
conversation. He kind of like, looks down and
looks around. He's like, you're right.
And he'll see his other compatriots and, like, wander
over to that, just ending that conversation with her.
OK, come on. Ash.
Hey, Ash. Yeah, Ash is going to shrug and
then walk over to Franklin, be like, hey, we're in the Tower.
I take it the meeting is happening?
Yeah. And we have a lot of things to
question you about. Do you have a second to step
into the pocket Rocket with myself and anyone else on our
team that would like to go? No one wants to do it only
because she wants to. I don't know.
She'll figure it out. She just wants.
Ezra is still Ezra is still fighting Grand AM for food
supremacy. That dog, you got to do
something about that. Anyway, turn to everyone else.
We're going to be right back. Our ally just arrived.
We're going to catch her up. You guys may want to do the same
to yours. Yeah, inside of the pocket
rocket. Hero goes over to I mean to to
cat. I think the only other one
that's part of the Shadow Seekers that hasn't said they're
going into the pocket rocket is false, but.
He's gone in Ezra. Right, he's going in.
Actually, hold on. Yeah, he'll go in.
Leaving. Nothing bad.
Exactly. Nothing bad's going to happen.
We're. Going to be OK, right?
Cat in the room. All right as Ezra eyes grand
damn begging him to try to touch the food.
Grand Am. Snarls.
Ezra will snarl back and Buff is just out at you.
Grand Am's entire beard stands on in like a cat.
He looks about. He expands like a puffer fish
when this happens. Wait, Grand am the dwarf?
Yes. And Ezra will turn, and Ezra
will turn around and face and face his booty at you and fought
in your face, turning around proudly and triumphant.
Grand AM with the lack of the tail.
Ezra. And what's he going to do?
He's going to wild shape and attempt to eat as no.
Oh, let's go as. Much as I'd love to do that,
we're not going to derail that hard.
I mean you can start that. You can start that, certainly
start that if you want. I mean, yeah, go for it.
I'm going to put my hand. Ash is going to put her hand on
Franklin's shoulder and was like I think we need to work on our
compatriots manners. Yeah, well, we haven't really
had a lot of downtime with, you know, reality.
Slowly collapsing. Yeah, you're right, Columbia.
Is going to look at Franklin and Ash and say since since since
they're already fighting I've been looking for a reason to
slap Hero because I feel like he's being disrespectful.
So the second you all give me the go ahead.
I don't know if he see it if or if she sees this because of
going into the pocket rocket. That's that's where I was going
to with the with. Wait, so this is happening not
in the pocket rocket? No Grand Grand Am and Ezra are
in Ishimel's tower currently. And y'all left him unattended.
Guys allowed in the pocket rocket so it would give off a
really bad impression. OK.
So who was opening the water bottle on the spaceship that we
that was just talked about? I will because I can breathe in
any liquid so. Well, we don't have the
agreement yet. The that was the proposed plan
at the end of the last session people were supposed to
consider. But my question to you, Ash,
what's your family trying to fucking do?
Like all the cards are on the table now.
We have to, we have like we have some big decision to make.
We need to know what who your family is involved with, what
their plans are, what you know, etcetera.
My family, the House of Kroy, has been trying to set me up as
the ruler of not only our Kingdom, but the neighboring
Kingdom. I forget the name.
Hold on, I gotta go to my handouts.
I don't, yeah. I don't remember what we said
either. It was either.
I don't think we gave my Kingdom an official name yet 'cause we
hadn't like, made our way across the map to there, but the
Kingdom that. It was a yeah.
Something something fancy fancy. If you.
From Mario Land. My my best reference for it
would be the the just overall map that I've been slowly
building on because we came up with something for it a while
ago. It starts with an A Athenia.
I thought it was like nearby. Yeah, your Kingdom is Athenia.
The bigger Kingdom where she is from is called Garganteum is the
one that I was thinking of that it might.
Be Yeah, OK. So yeah, my family was one of
the noble families from Athena, Athenia, and they, my mom,
specifically my mom, has been coordinating our household so
that I could be put in place as the ruler of both Athenia and
Gargant or Garganteum. Which is where Team Good Guy is
stationed, right? Yes, and my family was working
directly with the PNC. Got it.
So that's, that's, that's the thing here is I will lay out our
previous plan out to you kind of lay, I mean lay everything out
to you. I mean, do you have any
questions about what the current situation is?
Because the proposal is that we take down the PNC because the
PNC is currently building a spaceship to escape our planet
and start wrecking havoc on the rest of the multiverse, and the
gods are here to those that remain are trying to stop that
by any means necessary, though apparently not by blowing up the
planet, which I thought was the answer, but.
Yeah, I thought it seemed like some deities were trying to blow
up the planet. Sorry.
I believe that's what the PNC is trying to do.
That or it was you got that twisted with what?
The PNC was trying to escape the system, they're trying to escape
to the moon to build a base on the moon to escape to the rest
of the multiverse, and then one of the sets of gods was trying
to blow up the planet as a result.
I thought Josh can confirm or set a straight.
Or he could roll a history to see how well your memory is.
My history. Ezra Ezra rolled a 28 to pounce
on Grand Am. Oh no. 28 to pounce.
Yes. And assume the dominant position
roll anymore. It should so you're.
I don't know what it is. What kind of role this is?
History. History Yeah, 11 with a gnat one
from mesh. Yep, Yep.
OK, it just took a second. Can Columba roll the inside
check to see to see if she remembers her history?
And an you wouldn't. Isn't linked to the oh, it's
because I'm not in the tariff yet.
I got a 21. Oh, OK.
Thank to God. Kalima, you actually wouldn't
know any of this information. I thought we had laid everything
out and told everybody everything.
It may have come across in a jumbled jargon mess.
You have to go to Europe. Well, it's more so the the fact
of the two that, oh wait, you still have at that point too.
Oh, you're fucking? Manny Polis comes across the
torque and goes, oh, it was me, you jackasses.
I want to blow up the planet so that we, I, I can take it over
and put you put guys in place of gods.
You guys aren't going to get a seat at the table if you don't
blow up the planet with me. Kalimba's going to slam her.
I know it was a. Dirty word.
Kalimba's going to slam her torque on the ground and stomp
it with her heel. You can't break it like that.
I put the box over there with a big sign on it that says please
put. Oh my God, he heard everything.
So an unarmed strike. If you're.
Actually doing that if what happened?
My my character Roaro is coming up to slap you.
Well, so you'd be rolling an unarmed strike against I'm not.
I'm not even you're rolling a thing right now.
Yeah, I'm in the. I'm in the.
Park director with you. I was in the park director with
Ashton. I mean, whichever version of my
character you're standing next to when you say that slaps you
in the face. And I was going to say,
Kalinda's going to want to roll a an armed strike on the torque
is what I was getting at too. With a 21 foul, you would be
able to know for sure that yeah, that was your, your, your memory
served you correct. It was Manipulus, but that was.
Just what about? What do I remember?
Which stocks? An arm strike.
If you're on your character sheet, it should be.
One D 6 + 3 right sounds. Sounds about right.
AD 6 is the square word, right Josh?
I got a six. I got a six.
I moved the the vision over because it's going to be
confusing otherwise. OK.
Just for everyone's sake, but you're.
Not I got to talk to stomp on the thing.
I was like, damn, does somebody magically transport Ezra where
you can get have fun? So you, that's damage, right?
Because I heard AD 6, I wasn't going to really have you.
Yeah, you can hit it. It's not moving and it's not got
very high to AC or anything. So it's I wasn't going to make
you roll to hit actually anyways.
But yeah, so when you stomp on it, you feel it puncture through
your boot and deal that same damage to you.
Whoops. And then Franklin slaps you, it
sounds like. I'll try.
I rolled a critical failure. All to hit.
That was your to hit. Yeah, yeah, that was mine.
So what is he going to do? Just like completely miss my
face and just like fall over past me?
Do the momentum. Feel like this happens at the
same time right? You go to stomp your thing and
then I try to slap you but you hurt yourself and start like
jumping around. And and you and Franklin's
probably swipes through the air and steps on the torque at the
same time, having miscalculated the the the strikes of real
damage for yourself too, Frank Franklin, so you can see what
damage you take. What was the damage?
26 six ow, right hop up and down and I scream and rage and I pick
it up and I slam it into one of the lead boxes.
How would it? I got a question about logistics
of this. How would it puncture through
this adamantine? Is the sort harder than
adamantine or is it like how would that?
In this particular case, it doesn't budget and does kind of
scratch up your adamantine, so it's harder than adamantine.
It's made of ice, torched by God.
Of course it's stronger than adamantium.
He could beat people to death with our torques just.
Put them on a stick. Right as Rick, it's Torque fresh
knuckles. I walk over to Kiri Kira.
What's your what's your character's new name?
Cyril Columba and I just I, I, I, I go to grab your face
between my hands and I say, do you think this is a fucking
joke? The God of manipulation just
heard every fucking word we just said because you kept that thing
on you when there was a clear fucking sign to put it in the
fucking box. I was never told clear
instructions to tell this box. I I you just said that.
Everybody you just said everybody else is in the box and
I never actually saw lay my eyes on said box.
I'm pretty sure it was like right at the entry when they
loaded in and you specifically saw it.
And then we're like, I'm going to put it in my pocket instead.
Yeah, roll it. Lie to me, Try it.
That that did happen, you could roll a deception versus an
insight if you want to, but. I want to.
I want to she. Didn't say it.
If you want to for the future too, you could probably put a
text sign on the map for your reference.
Oh well. Would it be deception or would
it be persuasion? You're deceiving, you're lying
because you you definitely seen this in our.
Where's it at? I see.
Hold up. OK, mine's going to.
Be. Come on.
Baby, I got AI got a 22, I got a 22, so.
Versus A4 four. I got a Nat.
I got a Nat 20 with my +2 so. Yes.
I don't have good enough signage in here.
You know, maybe I need like more signage.
I look at the wall and I say, could we get a big sign in here?
Just like 20 feet, 20 feet. Colinda's going to Colinda's
going to like, hobble with her punctured boot over to the chest
and ask for a piece of poster board and a marker.
And that's when one of the large crickets come up to you, having
heard Franklin's outburst. And go ask.
You want make sign. You don't need to anymore, it's
already in the box. Next time we get a new guy, we
physically take it from him. Yes, good idea.
All right, Well, Amos. All right, Amos out.
Then I pick something up and I throw it against the wall.
All right. Anyway, Ash, so your whole
family's goal is just to be a bigger Kingdom?
To be a bigger Kingdom with us at the head of the Kingdom.
All right, here's my plan. Let me see if it jives with you.
We do this whole thing that gets the gods out of the out of the
system entirely right just us. I make a deal with that cure
would not job where he has to travel and assist and protect me
for 100 years because after 100 years and that I could finally
die and then release you get rid of something that will tie into
this world with the other God. Sorry that was really confusing.
Anyway, we're going to have 100 year reprieve if we do this,
where I'm essentially hoping to convince them to give us a a a a
free pass essentially and to not interfere with us while we live
our lives. During that time we conquer the
entire planet. OK, this is definitely an idea
my family can get behind. Yeah, so I'm thinking like, you
know, like, yeah, we're the bad guys.
We could be the bad guys. We conquer the entire planet and
then we got a one world government and like how great is
that? Dude, it is great.
That religious zealots would sit idol.
You conquered the world. No, but without gods here
there's not a lot they can do. Yeah, I think so.
I think that sounds like a good game plan.
I think. Alimba agrees.
I agree. I just want to be over the
Department of Transportation like I want.
That is what I want to do. So as long as we have that set,
we're good. Right.
Well, Dancing House has one some something to say.
Turn down, not. Think that this group of
individuals is in alignment with our goals in that they most
certainly intend to chase this divine godhood that has been
promised to them. Right, and that's, that's a good
question, 'cause like we're assuming they say yes, but what
if they say no on that point? I walk over to the chest to
desire and I take out all my money.
I think we need to have an escape plan in case they say no.
Like what are we going to do if they say no?
We join the PNC if. The two DN DS say no.
No, if the other team, because the other team we're proposing
that we work together to separate all the DDS off from
this system and together deal with the PNC.
But what if they say no and they go for godhood instead?
No. Do we have to tell them about
the godhood? Could we word it differently?
They were directly offered godhood by the gods.
Oh well, that. Yeah, cat's out of the bag.
So now we're trying to convince them that being a flawed God is
less ideal than protecting the system forever from flawed gods.
Columba's just going to hold up her dice that turned the floor
into liquid previously. You know there's a glass floor
with the story expanse, right? If I can turn it into liquid
again, they're just going to drop.
Well, we have a, a, a hatch where we could kick them out of
if we needed to. But in that room we can't die.
We would just wake up in the real world.
That's the whole point of that room, is that we can't.
Technically kill each other. Who's to say they would?
They would die? What if they just float
endlessly in this, in that experience of unconscious
unconsciousness? I don't know.
We've never done that before. We've always woken up after one
night's rest. We've never stayed in here.
So we don't know if there's a time limit to being in here.
If we. Kick them out that.
Door There's a time. Maybe we'll get a time limit.
Sure, but then. We're if we test it, we're
throwing away a potential alliance.
There's. An oh, we just want to talk them
into not taking godhood and into protecting this planet and this
universe from these other deities that are kind of just
fucking shit up. Yeah, essentially I my plan, and
you guys can all disagree, was to because all of the gods
except for two good ones, Minneapolis, who is trapped and
the one that's attached to my book, are fled from this system.
If the good guys make an agreement where if they if they
can take care of the PNC, which is what their gods are afraid
of, then they would essentially build the divine gate around
this solar system, which there already kind of is, but where
they can't come back, and then this whole system.
Where those deities can't come back.
Yeah, no deities at all. A solar system free from like,
gods tampering and like, messing with shit.
Because the gods have been proven to be not like they're
not omniscient and omnipotent and all good.
They're just regular people who were given superpowers.
I mean, under your wording, this system could never be truly free
of God's influence with me here because I have that connection
to that one God in my food. Well the Divine gate would
either likely cut off all the like powers of clerics and
warlocks etcetera, or we do a whoop Dee Doo and right before
the gate closes we all just leave.
We leave the planet. We leave the solar system.
Right, we could. We could make this deal, right?
Protect the system, get in a spaceship and right before it
like closes, we all just leave. That's another option.
Or we could stay and conquer the planet.
We could kick that, we could kick the good people out if we
really felt like it after this whole thing is over because
their goal is probably bigger from ours.
Well. Yeah, We don't know what their
goals are like. So we need, we need to decide
what we're going to do if we all ally up and then we need to
decide what we're going to do if they don't like, what's the
result if. 2 remaining. Gods put up this.
What did you call it? A celestial gate.
Like a divine gate. A divine gate around the planet
or around the solar system, protecting us from the gods that
fled and essentially cutting us off.
Is that cutting magic off? Hey, I would cut off divine
magic so clerics arcane magic would still exist.
OK. So all gods have left, even like
minor ones like you just said. Warlocks and clerics would lose
their divine gifts from their patrons, their deities.
Assuming they leave this gate, Yeah.
And if that's part of the agreement, right, we're talking
to gods right now. I don't know if there are any
devilish entities because we still have hell in this solar
system on this planet. So war like fiend warlocks would
probably still exist I would guess.
I don't know. This is all.
This is all a crapshoot, right? Yeah, it is.
It is a crapshoot. So Ash is definitely willing.
Right, well, it's all speculation until we get more
information. I have a way to get more
information, but we just need to decide where we stand.
Yeah, Ash is willing to convince the good team to to convince the
good team to not take godhood and to help us protect, I say
this with quotations, this planet from these flag gods and
then our team here, once all that is said and done, we'll do
our thing and take over the planet and make sure they're all
ruled by the ones they should be ruled by.
KIRO has already said that he would be willing to work with us
so long as I made that deal with him.
We're at the end of my 100 years.
I would pass on which I would need to do anyway.
I mean, whatever y'all decide to do, I'm with y'all because y'all
saved me back there. So to me it doesn't really
matter what they want honestly, because they're not the ones who
saved me so. Right.
I'm with y'all OK? That's great.
OK. So if we're it sounds like we're
foust. I didn't hear what your opinion
was. Are are you interested in this
plan? If they are interested, I know
you're skeptical on them being into this.
Only misgiving. But we could make them swear
like a a blood pact which has extra magic power here.
Yeah, make them swear something Fealty Allegiance.
Not not fealty, just an agreement to the the the the
plan, right. Don't take godhood work with us.
Take down the PNC close off the system from to the gods so that
they can live free. And then whatever riders I need
to put on was me and KIRO for our own my own death
excessively. Naive.
I think this is doable. Go on, file it.
Will allow you to perform your negotiations without hindrance.
I have no reason to start. I don't.
All I know is that the gods are terrified right now and that
puts us in a very strong position it.
Does. For negotiation focus.
Should be preserving this world if that is our intent.
I have no intention of leaving this place.
That's fine, that was a secondary option after we saved
the planet. Now if they disagree and they
choose to instead be gods, Kiro's going to be coming for me
at some point. God KIRO will be after me.
So at that point we would need to either escape, go into
hiding, or acquire enough power to rival a God, which means
dealing with Minneapolis, which involves destroying the planet.
Disagree. I don't want to destroy the
planet either. I mean, if I if, if it gets to
that point where it's heroes coming after you and the rest of
us as a God, I could attempt to subconsciously contact that one
God to kind of usurp him from his godhood.
You can try but you would need like a like tie.
Hats off. You would need like a a cleric
ability contact God or I can't remember what it was divine
intervention like you wouldn't be able to just.
Like. Ring them and be like, hey, can
you just like deal with this for me?
When I was, when I was not unconscious, after our little
encounter with those things right that God spoke to me, I
saw this world's version of the God that released me from my
original world. Sure, but they are likely gone
from this planet currently because there are.
Only two. There are only two.
Months 2 good gods left on the planet.
So yours is likely just off planet somewhere.
What? If I what if I decide to
negotiate a deal to get them to come back here?
I. Think that involves me excluding
the rest of y'all. I would be, but I guess that's
the question then. Do we want to make deals with
external gods? God's not of this universe.
Of this yeah, of this world I mean it's it's this version this
world like sent like places version of it, but I.
I thought, yeah, I thought the whole point of this was to get
out from under these gods who would manipulate us and put us
into situations like this. That would be my goal.
But yeah, my, my concern with calling your God is that
mechanically, like it would take quite a bit to be able to like
convince a God to just stroll on over and usurp the the current
system. Well, I mean there.
Are mechanics for that and. I would understand this is like
a back up plan for if the good team decides they want to go to
godhood. I don't there's a very real
chance that that's going to happen, but.
I think I can talk a lot of it if they are thinking to get the
godhood. Right, I don't know what.
Their plan is, but they don't. They don't know all the
legalities of it. It could come with a bunch of
drawbacks. They just make them very minor
gods that don't have a bunch of power.
Yeah, there. There's certainly going to be
drawbacks with it, but we need a realistic plan of what we can
do, not just asking the wind to blow.
Like what? What is the the operable steps
that we would take if they did become gods?
We know at least one of us has a weapon that can kill gods.
We know this. It was confirmed last year.
Rhythmic veracity. We have not tested to see which
one it is. So we could attempt to kill
them. We could attempt to serve them.
I mean, that's the question and. Who's going to bound into these
people? Genuinely, if it's not going to
be me, it's not going to be me. I'm not going to be the 1 LB
out. Yeah, I.
Was going to say if they become gods I would not be subservient
to them and I think we could potentially defeat them, maybe
not in combat. If they do gain godhood and gain
God like powers, even minor gods would probably be hard to kill.
Even fresh baby minor gods would be hard to kill.
But like, gods pretty much lose all their power if they don't
have anyone believing in them or praying in them or thinking of
them. And that's what.
It called killing everyone. No, but if, if they, if they, if
they, we could just. Smoke we could campaign do.
We know that, though we don't know that's the mechanic.
But if that's a mechanic. But if they just recently become
gods, how are people going to know that they're gods?
They won't. They go around campaigning in
them so they will have no belief, effectively nullifying
their godhood because except they don't know.
That's the case. We do not know that mechanic is
real. We are assuming right now.
Else you're saying something. To say you don't need to kill
everybody to make them stop believing.
Just right, but move. The necessity of the deity, the
tyranny. Hard to do not.
So hard. I mean it's it's not going to
be. It shouldn't be that hard
considering the fact that this world already exists without
them being gods, so there's no necessary.
There are there were gods here already.
Yeah. Like they're replacing it got
existing gods who have now run away.
That's that's what's going on. IE they become the concept that
that God once was. And IE immortals believe in
concepts because gods are just concepts.
That's. Where the belief, but they're
still making decisions as individuals who are flawed.
But that's where the power comes from.
Right. Yeah, yeah.
And the concept, yeah, they will naturally manifest.
The power will naturally manifest at some point, but we
need to make them agree to not bring the power here so.
Hero's got a way for. You to make that happen.
If they if. Whatever y'all want to do, I'm
down for anything. Whatever y'all think, that's
what. We need to escape.
Yeah, we need a way to. Because if they become gods, and
let's just say they become the gods and decide we are a
problem, we must be taken out in order to secure their godhood
and blah blah blah and secure peace and blah blah blah.
We need a way to hide, a place to hide, and a way to get away,
right? I mean, can that can they get
here? Like has a God been able to
physically up here? We are not here physically.
Oh, in the pocket rocket. No, in the pocket rocket.
But they can appear physically wherever the pocket rocket is
and then just destroy. It destroy that let.
Me ask you a question. The gods go to hell.
I. Hold up my.
Spear. I actually made that for this
purpose. If I can kill a God or someone
with this spear, they will be transformed into a level 1
lemure devil and sent straight to hell.
So if I can, I would like to kill a God with this spear and
send them straight there. What I mean is why do you think
the PNC established themselves in hell?
Probably a really good hold. That's where a lot of corpses
are. The gods have no eyes there.
It is a hole they Chuck their unwanted filth in.
I point at the box. They did, until a few minutes
ago. One God who is one of who is the
first piece of awful at the bottom of the pit.
Right. Yeah.
I mean, it's out of sight, right?
We could, we could lay low here, but if we were going to do that,
we can't open up the level 2. Otherwise I was thinking as a
contingency, we know we have the key for the level 2, right?
Level 2 will not open without us at this point for we have the
penis key yes. So we on level 4 there is level
4, Level 3 there's that spaceship which is.
Aptly named way of that. Just I.
I love that pun. Dicky the the dicky the Dick.
Ha ha the dicky. So we have we have the key to
escape for that spaceship. We went there before and we got
our asses handed to us. But now we have a negotiating
thing. But first I want to try
something and I go to the chest. I do what I said and I order a
bunch of items and I mix them all together.
So I order a folding boat and then I order a spell jammer
helm. Buffet shoes or whatever.
And then the carpet of flying. And then?
I Chuck them all back in. Oh, and the fish.
Yeah, the fish. Shoot.
I was. I'm wondering too.
I don't know if I'll have enough money for that, but I turned
everyone else and I say this thing can create unique magic
items with unique properties that combine other items.
And I hold up my spear. This is a combination item that
I tested. I'm thinking that we take a
folding boat and combine it with a fish suit and then which makes
it airtight, and then combine it with a carpet of flying to
create a spaceship. The boat is only small.
No folding boat. If you read the text, you can
make it unfold to a full ship size.
Call it Max is at 20 feet but. Sure, but there's only six of us
and we have the pocket rocket. You put the pocket rocket in the
cabin and on the boat. We live in the pocket rocket and
fly around in the ship. What if we put the pocket rocket
in instead of a boat? That sounds the the the shape
changing ship sounds like a good idea I guess a good contingency
plan if we need to be on the run.
That's what I was thinking, but so my only issue with putting
the if we if we added in the pocket rocket to this whole mix.
Oh, you mean the pocket rocket? The carpet of flying?
The and the. And the chair, we wouldn't need
the fish thing at that point. Oh.
We could probably do that because then it would be I guess
the big thing is the the the helm would have to be able to
function from inside the pocket rocket which is Adm D era DM
question. Yeah.
Because if so, then I think that's a great idea.
We just turn the pocket rocket into a flying pocket rocket.
Like fuck yeah. Yeah, it's like.
The It's like the little spaceship from Men in Black,
too. Yeah, so I will order the spell
jammer helm and hand it to Faust and say can you do legend, lore
or identify to see if this will work?
Try and cast the spell. From your amount, make sure you
deduct the How much did I say this now?
I'll do the spell jammer helm first because that's in the
carpet of flying because those are the ones that we need the
most. Yeah, I'm going going to or.
Bruma flying. I don't know which one would be
better. Carpet can hold more
theoretically, just saying. Yeah, and it has a higher supply
speed, so a 3 by 5. It's very rare, so it's
expensive, but I don't think you care too, too much.
On that note, I'm trying to, I was trying to make sure I had
those very OK, OK. Yeah, I've already I have most
of my items that I need. I'm just trying to build up the
groups dash. 97. OK, so I have, I have I, I guess
a hats off question. Ash took a seat at the table
during the last the last year rhythmic veracity and now has
like clear mind connection or has clear memories or thoughts
that cat and also myself take in.
So Ash is aware of the alloy and the alloy that Cat now has in
liquid form on their person. Would she also be aware of the
attributes and potential abilities that the alloy may
have? Absolutely.
OK, so I don't have to roll anything, She just knows.
Yeah, anything you know. That's so strong.
So the alloy is supposed to be magic in its like most purest
form, making your magic abilities incredibly powerful
for a certain amount of time. But at the same time it is
incredibly deadly because you get such a surge of magic that
it can potentially kill you or deform you.
And it just popped into my head, 'cause I was like, is there any
way we could use it? Like could we request it from
the chest? Could we just go to cat and like
pickpocket his little, his little gene pocket and get a
vial of that stuff and try to do something with it to help our
'cause? I mean, if it increases the
potency of magic, throwing it in with the pocket rocket combo
would probably just make the pocket rocket fly much faster,
which is great. It could make it fly much
faster. It could make it bigger.
Maybe, yeah, yeah, maybe it makes the pocket rocket itself
larger with a higher capacity for people, Who knows, but I
have. I finally found it.
So 5538 gold is for the spell jammer helm, which is what
you're doing. 1st 5538. Yep.
And then fast cast his little spell.
Yeah, little spell. Don't diminish that big spell.
He's very impressive. It's.
Not the scale of the spell, but how you utilize it.
It's not the low one. Spell Well y'all discuss this
Columbus digging through the crates for any healing supplies
for her now punctured foot from stomping on the thanks.
I'm using. I see that I just go lay on
hands. There you go.
Bye. Go ahead and roll your healing
and you're using legend lore just being clear housed.
Yes. You got a requested.
By Franklin, though I do not understand what he is he wants
me to learn do. You have a verbal and semantic
that you're doing there. Nothing in particular.
So you open the chest, Franklin, and as you do the IT almost
looks like it's rising up from the bottom because the the chair
itself is bigger than the inside of the chest and it slowly kind
of just hovers out and sets down as you as it's sitting down.
Faust you're definitely wondering about this particular
object, probably having not experienced it in person as
fast. And do you just you just go,
what the fuck is this and put your hand on it?
And then you get just a flash of images and stories about these
particular items being from and used in the astral sea or the
infinite sea. And you are aware that in let me
go back over to it. I need to go over to it myself
so I'm not quoting off absolute nonsense that I have to
completely rescind letter. I looked it up earlier but it's
making it harder for me to find. So this we could pick up some
titanium rods, fly up to space, and then just start dropping
titanium rods on the cities that don't fall in line.
Also, I just had an idea that might be incredibly stupid, but
so if it's in the godhood, who's to say we don't just make out of
this little concoction, make this pocket rocket absolutely
massive and then just slam it into here we.
Go. Slam it into.
Like we drive it and just repeatedly push them further and
further into the ground, feeling the weight of a massive pocket
rocket freshly. I believe a God could probably
pick up a large pocket rocket. We would need God tear weapons.
I look at the spork. What if I put the spork in the
chest? So you learned specifically that
this particular chair, once set with a ship, can be used to
maneuver or propel it. It does require some sort of
propellant to do so, whether it be something that we we work out
here or not. But it's it's unclear how many
people use different things so that that part of the story is
varied and inaccurate. But a creature has to be or a
player has to be attuned to it to use it as well.
Right. Which just attached to that
bubble ones to the back of the pocket rocket.
And you're aware that it has to be a ship of some sort, that it
has to? Do we need a boat?
Yeah. Yeah, so we need the folding
boat. Sorry, order a folding boat.
That's good. That is, I just finished that
one 1336. Not bad.
I'll drop that amount I. Put the I put the boat and a
chunk of adamantine back into the chest.
I miss what you said because I was just catching that Ash.
Mama. Ash is paying for that amount,
so don't deduct it from yours. Franklin.
Ash is deducting it from hers. What you say adamantine
something? What if what if I put the
folding boat and a chunk of adamantine into the chest?
Would it be an adamantine ship or still wooden?
And money. Oh, the money part.
How much are we talking here? I guess.
I don't know 'cause I still need money to make this.
Work. So Linda is going to walk over
to Franklin and just hand him the like portable fortress
thingy and and then go sit back down in the chair that she has
failed. OK, maybe that's smart.
I put the portable fortress in there too.
So the chair, the folding boat, the portable fortress.
And a chunk of adamantine. Chunk of adamantine.
I'll throw in 10 grand and. See what we.
Well, I guess the question is we need to, we need to create it
with this legend Lord, does it grant the ability to fly?
Does it just allow you to control it with its current
maneuverability? House would get the ever so
slight twinge as he's delving deeper.
I don't know how long it lasts, but you would know for sure,
Faust, that it's whatever it's equipped with.
So the ship, that is that it. How much?
How much for a carpet of flying? 3 by 5.
Very rare. Oh.
I re re rolled it over here 37,000.
I can't afford that. I don't even know how much money
you want to help with this stuff.
OK. Shit, I don't even know how
much. I don't even know how to check
how much money I have so well. We need to buy your items
because you came in a little after we divvied up stuff.
I've got 29 grand on me not include or including the ten I
was going to put in there for the adamantine.
Does anyone have anything else that they would be willing to
throw in to achieve our Giants Earth spaceship dream?
I can check my inventory. What all?
What else do we need? How close are we?
If we are 8000, yeah. I have a handful of gems I can
cover that 8000. I Chuck in all of my money.
We're broke again, bitches. Not quite, Ash still had like
200,000 on her so. Oh yeah.
We're not broke yet. Hats off.
I'm not.
I'm broke. Not everybody knows.
But anyways, yeah. So.
Check them all out. You shove all these things into
this chest and it's like, you know, it's just a normal size
chest in the inside. So you've got your you throw the
trunk at in the little statue and then this big box of a
folding ship, right? And.
After they're weirdly off. The folding shift, if it's like,
oh, go ahead, sorry. I was going to say, wait, what
about the carpet though? Are you getting that first and
then putting that in there with it too?
Because that that was just for the carpet that you were talking
about that 37,000. Yeah.
Well, that I've I've been deducting money.
So I was at 29 after buying the helm, after buying the folding
boat, Yeah. So we needed like that
additional 8000 just for the carpet, Yeah, which I think we
now have. OK, so you put all of that in
there without any extra gold, right?
With a. Look at Mama Ash, we might need
a few more gems just in case. OK, I pull out.
I pull out an 8 stack of rubies. It says they're about 40,000.
Oh. My God.
I dropped 8 rubies into the box. All right.
Damn Mama Ash. Colinda's just watching this
from before, letting little Adi's pop in her.
And who's trying to close it? Because this thing is crammed.
Colinda's going to jump on me. How?
Franklin, close it. Reduce.
Colinda's going to try to jump on me.
How's. That spell prepared.
Oh, you know what? I think I've had that spell
ready too. Everybody could try to do the
the suitcase thing, like I got to fit all the shit in there.
Everybody jump on it. Sure.
That's what Columba wants to try to jump on it.
Columba's going to try to jump on me.
Combined acrobatics. So everyone that's doing it rule
acrobatics. Bra stats as we break.
The. It's magic, hopefully it won't
break. Hold.
On I see an 8 and a nine so far. I got an 11. 11 all right
espouse just watching this shit show.
Yes, absolutely. OK, probably orders a drink over
by the goblin from him. You get like a steaming cup of
something and while you're while you're sipping, you see these
these guys jumping on the chest and it it doesn't quite latch,
but you, you guys all feel a sudden for chunk and everything.
It seems to close, but it's like again, I said, it doesn't latch.
And then you, you're you guys probably would stumble from
that. I don't think any any damage,
but you'd be knocked prone probably from trying to jump on
this chest. Kalinda is going to walk over to
the crates and grab like a moderately sized 1 and try to
sit on top of the carton the chest to close it.
As you're picking up the crate, you see that you've walked back
over and that the the chest itself has seemed to latched
itself and you hear this grinding just like horrible like
90s Internet sounds just from the text.
Oh, that's. Awful.
The nice dial up. Yeah.
And they overloaded it. And I'm guessing you someone's
going to go over to try to open it.
Once it's open, why not? It starts doing the like.
When it's done, it doesn't open one.
Another and they just start to like shake really fast.
That's what it's doing. Yeah, yeah.
And you say you go over to try and open at Columba.
Yeah, I'm not trying to open. Why not?
And you go to unlatch it and the the latches won't budget and
there's kind of this sensation, almost a shock that you get when
you touch the chest. Not, not nothing like damaging.
It's just like a static shock. Linda's going to use the rubber
part of her boot and try to kick the latch open.
I'm going to hurt yourself today.
You go to go to kick the latch and as you as you do the chest
tips over and and stays latched and you see on the bottom of the
chest a a a what looks like to be a countdown of sorts and
gives it a an 8 with an H next to it. 8 hours, that's fine.
This is doing. We now have a united approach
for Team Evil on if they if the good guys join us or if the good
guys don't join us. Boy, what happened?
I had to take my earbuds out. I just missed all of that.
We have timer, we have to wait how long.
The item is currently baking. Can I can I roll like a some
kind of check to try to figure out how long like an inside?
It'd be an arcana. It does have an 8 with an H next
to it though on the bottom of the chest.
When you tried to kick it, you didn't hurt yourself or anything
like that, it just tipped the chest over and you'd seen on the
bottom. I'm going to roll, I'm going to
roll an are trying to check just because I can and it's probably
not going to hurt anything a three.
You want to tell me how you're trying to Archon check it?
She's just trying to figure out what the age means.
Like, I don't know, right? She's assuming hours, but she
doesn't know for sure. With a 3 it's not coming to you.
You're you're like tracing the H with your finger and you're like
8 hot dogs 8. That is something she do fully
So this is I was just going to go order
like a water from the goblin at the bar and then go sit back
down. He gets a he, he, he, he comes.
Up she got. She got frustrated.
Yeah, here you go. We don't have a lot of good
water, so I would drink on that sparingly.
You might ship your pants later, but.
I have do I have purified water? Is that something that I is that
an ability I have? Can I do that?
I don't know. I don't know.
Do you? I don't know that's the problem
I. Got to look at that character.
Yeah. What you call it, fouls.
What you're drinking, though, seems to warm your bones a bit.
And the goblins is I I gave you the last of the some tea leaves
I found. I think that might help you,
though. And you feel that spell slot
coming back. You're welcome.
Yes. Kalimba wants to swap her water
out for a glass of orange juice because she thinks it might be
cleaner. I don't know what an orange is,
but we got some fire fruit. Close enough.
Yeah, we need to stock up on food at some point once we
escape hell. Yeah, our stores are getting
low. Or, or after this chest finishes
what it's doing, we could just buy some.
That's true, but more importantly, should we go back
and try to finish negotiations before the world ends this
weekend? We should definitely do that.
I think the more important thing is that we should go attend to
Ezra because this has been a minute.
Oh yeah. He's probably lost his shit.
Let's go check out what's happening over there.
Yeah. So we're going to resolve
whatever was going on there first before you guys come in,
so. So.
Yeah, camera switched back over. Is Faust actually, Or I mean not
Faust, sorry, stuck on that Grand Dam.
Is Grand Dam truly changing? Shifting.
Yeah, if we're doing this, we're doing this.
I've already rolled the 28 to pounds on you, so let's let's do
this. I think he did say that he was
shifting first because he was going to try and eat you and
that's when you said you were going to pounce.
So I just wanted to let him shift first before he you try to
pounce on him. Yeah, we're going to turn into a
grizzly bear. Let's go, baby.
Very accurate. And we're going to have the
distended Maw extra armor and and I need to pull up my own
subclass. Yes.
I wasn't expecting to use this today.
All right. Yeah, distended Ma, we're going
to buy five points of armor and and five points of temporary 25
temporary HP onto this and and the grapply clause. 00 is just
going to move to stand a little behind KIRO and Cat as he
watches this unfollowed. Ioffer you some popcorn out of a
bag I pull out of somewhere. So we're all just standing in
one little cluster watching this.
So all right, you, you does the 28 hit the hit, hit hit the
bear? 28 will hit the bear, but I yeah
28 will hit the bear. My.
Extra gonna hit the bear. Let me pull up my character
sheet just in case I feel like getting involved in this. 13
bludgeoning just and assuming hose. 5th.
Dominating. 52 HP plus 25 S 77. Let's see, you said 18, so 13,
1313 and then I get to hit you again and it's all non lethal.
He is just doing this for dominating, dominating purposes
29. Yeah, 29 hits.
Take another 13. Yeah.
Quit hitting yourself. Quit hitting yourself.
Grand am is going to attempt a
multi attack. He's also not going to try and
kill him but. Hero's just going to walk over
and sit by a cat. Let's see, you can't move
currently. We all roll initiative, which is
something I liked to do. I was because it was just those
two, so I was just going to let it go back and forth.
Oh well, I'm finding the. Let's see here Grizzly bear
strength is 4. Oh, look at the grizzly bear
figure. It's adorable.
I know, right? That is cute.
Wait, Ezra got to look pretty too now.
He's he's he's he's dog mode. Yeah.
OK. Yeah.
Are they like, are they like shoving the chairs out of the
way to try to fight each other and everything you?
Think we care about chairs? Funny.
Probably getting those chairs are getting crushed.
Yeah, I was going to say the first one's probably getting
crushed under a grizzly bear. I need, I need AD 20 because you
know, I'll just roll it in over here and add my modifiers as
needed because my character sheet circle circle the broken
mirror doesn't exist in a Yeah, do.
You play. So.
One day it will in in. Claw misses, followed by claw.
That one's probably going to hit.
They're going to miss, They're going to miss.
Oh, oh, there's pluses. Yes, there's pluses.
It's a spell modifier because I know not this time, it'll be
just a strength. Where is it?
God damn it.
It's a pair, Daddy Bobby. 43. 20 oh, just got me just got me.
Jesus 36 you are an AC powerhouse now. 9 damage. 9.
Oh, no, no, no, no. It's 2D6 plus. 4 so. 13 damage.
13 OK. Yeah, and then the bite, please
hit 15 and I think. It'd be 5, right?
Because you just did 18 and it was 23, so 20, Yeah, no.
No. I'm reading something.
Oh yeah, the bites sometimes are different.
That's right, 'cause it's. A different I just realized
something during the actual fight I was rolling that ones,
but then earlier during with a deception check against you, I
rolled in that 20, so I don't how be.
That be because Rick, I have you.
OK so because I hate with my claws and I have the crushing
claws thing you are now grappled do.
I have to make a strength save for that or an activation for
that. No, but I.
Think right. For this, you're going to need
to you're going to need to make a Strength saving throw equal to
my spell to the save DC. Strength saves, yeah.
OK, so. You're good at those.
Come on. I really.
Want. To say I need you to get
involved in this, but I'm just going to let it play out because
I don't want to roll initiative. I know.
Oh, wait, I get advantage on those?
No, wait, that's Dexes. Is it Avenge on Dex?
No, it's a no. It's a yeah.
Avenge on Dex. Josh is trying to speak.
I was just going to say I need to hear some some some dog and
bear noises too from this so the snarls yips.
So that'll be a 16. I'm pretty sure that does not
meet your. That meets does not meet your
threshold. The bear unhinges its jaw and
begins to swallow you like a snake.
Oh, it's gonna be. Just gonna be.
Down his gullet with his crab claws.
Starting with the head, I'm guessing.
Yes. So next turn, holding your
breath trying to remember it's based upon.
It's a constitution. It's a number of rounds equal to
your constitution modifier. Yep.
Before, before you start, you know, suffering damage from
being suffocated. I think you just fall
unconscious after that actually after you meet the rounds per
constitution because I ran into this.
I ran into this with a grot. Very OP weapon, no damage to
really it's like 1D8 or something stupid but it's like
freaking you just hold it on to them and they they're
unconscious. So the rest of that was a very
good I just entertained with the popcorn, watching Grand AM try
to swallow as a whole. So you're.
Crazy. Hear the barking from the inside
of a bear. I'll see now.
Wait, how now how does it come to getting out?
Is it still the same spell DC or is it a it must be like?
Check against the Druid spell DC.
Find their way out of the void. Oh, it's a survival check.
Oh, because you. Oh, because you're a void bear.
Fun. It's it's a little you are
inside of like a pocket dimension inside of Grand Am.
So you're just going to lay on the floor just same spot, just
lay down facing the ceiling. It's a gone buddy.
It's a lot. This place is crazy.
Is the bear burp? He's about to Ezra's going to
use all of his force to literally kick his way out of
him. I.
Need to make it the escape roll more clear on what it is.
Like, yeah, I think, I think, I think it's probably just be your
spell DC man, it really no. It is against the spell DC.
But for the other monitors for other monsters that are similar
to this, because I love monsters that swallow people, they're
great. Is there is like 2 parts to it.
First you get grappled, right? And you have a chance when it
comes back to your turn to escape the grapple before you're
fully swallowed or engulfed or. Yeah, that's what I probably
need to. I need to make it.
Yeah pre like pre word that's yeah at the start of the next
turn they. Wanted to have.
I just wanted him to swallow, throw him up.
Oh, Oh no, Ezra's about to have some fun.
So bone bonus action. We're going big mode.
So we're done being a little doggy.
We're going big doggy time. Well, you're still inside of
Void, inside of Grand I. Don't I know you're just feeling
that the the meal in your mouth just got a lot bigger now You
man, he's going. To Grand Dam's belly begin to
swell. Like he's.
Pregnant. You haven't swallowed me yet.
You haven't swallowed me yet, Bubba.
Does the 20 get out of does the 20 get out of your get out of
your mouth? It will, Yes.
Sweet. Now I'm going to.
Now he's going to do. Now he's going to have fun with
you. He's going to hug and wrap
around you in a big old bear hug.
I imagine what happened is like, you swallowed him and then he's
inside the void and there's still like a little point left
from where you'd swallowed him, like where he came in, and he
just swims back through the void to that direction with that.
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure 17 does not touch him.
It's going to be like a centura. And teddy bear and.
Teddy. 17 to do what? To grapple.
To to to grapple you. It'd be contested.
So my grapple versus you, OK. Well, and I'm not, I don't have
a + 4 because brown bears aren't that strong really.
Like in the grand scheme of things.
Yeah. Yeah, it's Cosmic Warriors.
Roll this, but it's a 2 + 2 on top of it.
Oh, not 20. Yeah, no. 24 Sadness.
I'm just gonna wrap myself in my wings and for a little bit, like
a cocoon on the floor. I put a blanket on him.
That's. I think he's really depressed,
guys. The hero's just so ugly is.
That when we say the other crew comes back out of the pocket
rocket and sees an arm coming out of a bear's mouth and.
Oh no, Ezra's out. He's out now.
They see. They see the escape.
Oh, OK. Yeah, I would say that that
that'd be a good time for us to just pop back in to existence.
I look at KIRO and I just shake my head.
Oh KIRO, don't let just happen. Yes OK.
Franklin walks over to his friend curled up on the floor or
to the other person curled up on the floor.
He's just like, hey, are you OK? Serious Wing.
He's not serious, not going to say anything, but his wings are
just going to flutter slightly behind him before rewrapping
around him. All right, well, and then I'm
doing this just because I know that like they can't get hurt
and but upon and I want to get involved in this.
It seems funny, but upon re entering and seeing Ezra crawl
out of the bear's mouth, Kalimba is going to immediately Chuck
both of her fans at the bear. Just no hesitation.
Full force, just. Do it.
Oh, we know that's not friendly fire.
That's right. No.
House came out. I keep getting that.
Kalimba's going to lob her fans at the bear.
OK, what do I roll? Auto.
I had to read my what is my? What is it do Like is there a
specific stat for it or like if? You're, I mean.
After she, it should be already in there since I since I put it
all in there for you, you should be able to just roll the hit
with it. It's that I go to campaign.
OK, I see it. OK, I see it.
It don't matter. I just got AD 6 anyways.
It ain't going to do nothing. Oh no, that's.
The damage? Oh well.
What? What do I roll then?
You're going, yeah, it's, it's AD 20 and it's.
Going to plus the hit DC or whatever.
Yep, exactly. I got a 9 + 6.
I got a 3 + 6 so it's enough it just flies off.
It's not gonna hit the bear you. See, she's gonna, she's gonna,
she's gonna call her fans back to her, OK?
She's just gonna hold both of her hands out and call her fans
back to her. It's a grizzly bear with giant
crab claws. Tighten this crab like armor and
a mouth that looks like it can distend and swallow things.
Hold like a gulp or eel. KIRO just looks up, looks over
to you. Columba just gives you the
finger of mine. The phone is not gonna care.
She's just not like she sees as they're getting hurt and she's
just in full like he like defensive mode, like he could
come for any of us next. No.
Oh, Ezra's fine. Ezra's fine.
Grand Dam just wants to pop. Yeah, Ezra's having fun.
But Columba called her fans back to her because they just bounced
off. So sounds like the combat has
settled down when everybody came back in.
They're going to I say they're just kind of like having like a
non hyper aggressive like sumo wrestling match in the
background. Either of these two need to be
involved in negotiations, so this is fine.
Columbus still going to have her fans in her hands, just watching
them out of the corner of her eye in case anything escalates.
18th 18th 18 Athletics Let's go sumo.
Let's go give me some. Let's.
See, Grand Am is not trained in athletics.
Oh wait, no he isn't. OK, I'm about to say like, no
shot. Here here's just going to stand
up and while they're fighting in the corner.
So have y'all come? Have y'all come to a decision
yet or do we still got to wait longer?
What? Do you want athletics?
Oh, this is. This is.
This is fun. This stupid.
I mean, this is Ezra's life, this is Ezra life here, bub.
So you guys just bumping bells back?
We're going to get one. Back.
And forward, Yeah, we're going to hardcore.
It's background. It's background nonsense now.
Yeah. Yeah, Sarah's going to hand his
blanket to Rarl that he gave him and like, brush himself off from
the floor and cross his arms. So have y'all come to a decision
yet or do we still have to wait here?
Longer. Let's see which one was this
one? Is that 0 or?
That was 0. That was 0 kalimba.
Would not. Sound.
Like that that's. The bitchy, the bitchy, the
bitchy asimar with attitude problems.
We had to upgrade up. We had to let our allies know
what was going on. Get up to speed on that.
I hope you did the same. I don't see the Admiral here.
So who's making this decision? You're dealing with me, undead.
I just want to point out that I may be aligned with them.
He just like open palm gestures to KIRO.
But I'm still free to make my own decisions.
I will help you all of my own accord if I really feel like it.
So I just am here. Thank you.
Does cat have anything to interject onto that too?
Yeah, now that. She's up to date Cat Cat is
eating popcorn and just watching the carnage between the two
beastmen. But then Franklin, I just
remembered that Cyril has a intergalactic moonshine bourbon.
OK, so yeah, to even to Franklin's response of who's
who's, who's he, who is he talking to basically of who's
making the decision. Oh, OK, yeah, at that cat would
perk up. And I'm guessing that cat would
have been caught up to the point.
Like they asked us to be deities and we're here to make a
decision about that or not. To they, they were all Yeah, the
the they were offered godhood in order to protect the planet, so
to speak. And Kira would have told you, he
said. That's a bad idea, and it's no,
you should not do it. To become a God.
Yes, we should not. We should not delve into
divinity. While while.
While they. Were coming totally agrees.
Cyril also agrees, but he agrees due to the fact that he is
already part angelic, so he believes that he's close enough
to godhood to not want it. And I'm guessing Raul has some
choice, things he's keeping to himself.
Yeah, I mean, Raul doesn't super comment on this man.
I don't really know what he his opinion would be like.
He'd love to be a God, but he'd love it.
But he'd he, he's going to keep quiet because he knows there's a
lot of other things happening. But I will do whatever the
whatever you guys decide. But you know.
But before decisions are finalized, Hero has made it very
clear that he acts of his own volition and there's not group
himself in with anybody. So you're really dealing with
your for the group. Franklin is doing dealing with
Hero, but there's going to have to be a separate thing for Zero
just because. I hand you a business card.
You could chat with us privately with that let.
Me see something? Rural does, I think.
Does KIRO teach zero? Yeah, rural order.
The what? Does KIRO teach 0 the pecking
order? 0 still won't care.
He thinks he's better than everybody else.
He does not care. Say.
KIRO just looked over to you. I will introduce you to the
pecking order when we get back. In in Ciro's mind, he thinks
that because he is descended from an Angel, he's better than
everybody else automatically just based off of a like, I
guess moral standpoint. So you're all about blood
purity? Oh.
God. Great.
I don't know what that means, but if you think it fits, then
sure. It means you think that just
because you have a certain type of blood in you, you're
naturally better than other people.
Well, Zero believes in that. Yeah, that would be very much.
Have you ever considered? Because he's angelic, he's
better than everybody else, and that he could do no wrong in the
eyes of oh, I could end up in hell from this.
Like he thinks there's no shot he's going to hell just because
he's an Angel. He does realize he's in hell or
no. He's on the good team.
Yeah, he is. So he thinks there's no, there's
no shot that he's going to end up there.
Like I could never, I could never see.
And I do no wrong like that. Kind of.
You and KIRO should get along great then.
How humbled you will become. Right, so we sit down at the
table again once everyone has been kind of caught up and done
their own side chats. Sitting with.
With a piece of paper in the center.
Sitting with cat next to him. Yep.
So you've had some time to think it over.
Really, the ball is in your court.
You're the ones who are on the verge of becoming deities and
ruling over this land with your divine wisdom.
Or have no inclinations to seek the realm of the gods we only
wish to serve. Might be a good idea to like get
the power and weapons though. You're doing, you're doing
fabulous over there, Master Grand am doing fabulous over
there. And what does your team think
about the option to attempt to you guys negotiate with your
deities to create a divine gate? You said you want to serve the
deities, but what if they I mean, serving them is becoming a
God, is it not? You don't want to become a God,
So are you also on board with the idea of creating a safe
haven, a zone of no gods? In this system, there's always
Where is your allegiance? I don't think that's true.
You could. What do we know as the facts?
Come to death, all things. Come to death, John.
All things. And I put the black book on the
table. You're damn right they do, and
we've already discussed that. While they have this
conversation because there. Will always be a God here.
While they have this conversation, because Cyril
aligns his belief a little more with Franklin, he's going to
walk over and stand closer to the evil side than he is hero
and his. Oh drama our.
First crossover or first or second to team swap up?
That could be instrumental. Hey, thanks man.
It's going to be interesting to see where you end up after this
Anyway, so I look at back at KIRO and the others.
I say, so you're not going to become deities, which leaves
only the plan we've created to rid the world of the PNC.
But you've said nothing about if you will try to make an
agreement to separate this system from the meddling of
gods. We are in this problem because
of them. We are here, not in our homes
because of them. Because of their direct
meddling. Yeah, they directly took you
from your home. Yes, you're you're right.
Your gods took me from there. But there's one God here that
has not done anything abhorrent. There is one God here that has
shown his mercy. That is your Lord.
That is your Lord of death. He is neutral.
He is just. He is uninterested in what you
do. Everyone will die.
We're not trying to suggest creating a world free from
death. We just don't want them to have
direct influence here. They can't.
We don't want them to come down as physical entities and
interact with people as they are, as they can.
The gods only show us their mercy when it is time for us to
see them. But I do agree the vassals are
more effective than the gods themselves.
Much like that we now haven't. We have an accord, Mr. Frank.
I think so. I start writing in terms of the
contract. My terms are simple.
You, your, your party may escape.
Get out, leave the hellish hellscape that you're in.
We will work together to take out the PNC after 100 years and
I plan on staying here 100 years.
When that is over, you and me will walk hand in hand to the
other side and then I will leave your plane to go home to myself.
I. Think you can leave this plane?
I'm sure. I can find.
Someone I'm sure I can find, someone omniscient, powerful
enough to Take Me Home, but if not, I'll serve your world as I
serve mine. And the first duty bound is make
sure All Souls are ferried to their next life.
I. Need to add an attendant though
and that is if I die prematurely.
If you die prematurely we don't want that.
So I'm saying I'm laying out if I die prematurely this whole
plan ends because there will still be this evil book that
allows a God direct influence in this world.
So I need you will have to accompany.
Me, I will make another addendum.
Should you fall before your time or your time, or before the time
we prescribed, I will take upon your book, and I will sit upon
the book as its guardian until the end of my days.
You do realise you would have to kill someone every couple days?
An innocent per You have to commit evil to retain this book.
Also, just because I die doesn't mean you're it'll still it may
just up and vanish. I'm saying for the for the 100
years until my timer is up, you will come with me and our group,
protect me and assist us until such time as I can pass on and
then we can truly free this system of gods.
Counter offer We stop the PNC, we let everyone live their lives
and myself and you will find ourselves a quiet place all to
ourselves for the rest of your life.
I don't. I want to live, though I have
never had a life, I want to live.
We will. We will find a place very nice.
You will be able to do whatever you want so long as we keep that
book and you safe. You want to go fishing, we'll go
fishing. You want to go exploring?
We'll go exploring. I write the terms of those out.
I will be your guardian and you will be my ward until you pass
on. Ward like a yes student.
I'm no one student. More like you're my charge, so
anything you do I will be responsible for.
Meaning I will be the one responsible for disciplining you
for messing up, and I will in turn will be the one.
And this is the one. Who protects you?
I. Don't.
This is where Zero is gonna interject and look directly at
hero You basically this whole time you've been talking about
how you don't need to descend to God, descend to godhood because
you don't want to be better than everybody else.
But here you are putting yourself above Franklin, saying
you're going to discipline him if he messes up.
So are you really saying that you're not above everybody else
or argue because it's really not well defined here?
Yeah, you really don't have a position to judge my actions,
especially considering in order to retain this book I have to
commit evil. And then you're just going to be
like, then you're, you're just going to hear 0 like sassily
suck his teeth and then check his nails while he waits on
Kiro's answer. So he's, I guess, accusation
almost. Yeah, I'm going to know.
Ash doesn't really like the way that you're dictating to
Franklin. Kira will not even acknowledge 0
because that's the the one the one he's kind of pegging in that
you're you have you, you, you suffer from vanity.
So he he's not even going to acknowledge you spoke and
continue speaking to Franklin. Damn.
Let's let us put it this way. Zero, you slap you for that.
I actually Zero would walk up and slap you for that.
He may try. Because it's so.
Sarah told back stories that he was literally banished to hell
for being too vain. So but he will walk up and slap.
He will walk up and slap you for not acknowledging him.
So what do I roll for that? Attack role.
It would be an unarmed. It'd be an unarmed attack role.
Unarmed. OK, I'm 15.
No, he's not even chance. What is yours?
But right now 18 OK, but but probably get.
It but it just wouldn't it just be like it We wouldn't be like
an attack like you know, it wouldn't, it wouldn't make
contact. It just wouldn't do any damage.
That was his intent. He wasn't looking to hurt, he
was just looking to like, kind of like wake him up a little
bit. And to answer you in kind, he.
Will look over a cat. This team is really going to
work out. 31. Non Lethal 31 Non.
Lethal as he takes as you once you yeah.
Oh no, he's he's he's doing non lethal.
He's butt striking him with the hilt in the gut.
What do you butt strike to level 1 so hard they just died?
Oh God that does not. But see non lethal allows it for
you not to to drop. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they wouldn't drop below below 0.
So you would, you would, you would.
You would strike him and still do damage.
It just wouldn't kill him. Yeah, unconscious.
You just knock him out, yeah. Zero.
How much health do you have? How much health do you have?
25. OK, good.
But OK. I mean, you, you can't kill me
anyways. I just wake up with my yeah, I
know. That's the best intergalactic
moonshine, so it wouldn't affect me any. 1717 so yeah, no. 17
damage but you would not. You definitely get the yeah, get
the wind knocked out of you at that point too.
He's just going to drop back. He's just going to drop back in
a kneel and like gas for his breath before you hear you hear
the heels of his boots clicking back around to go stand by
Franklin again after he recovers.
Hey, Bud. My, my apologies, Franklin, we
were discussing, yeah. Look over man, we really need to
work on our manners if we're going to be able to work
together. Faust is going to lean onto the
table. The Bud.
We are losing sight of what is important at this time. 100% I
agree you. Need a plan on how to deal with
the PNC? We've got that plan.
Hardly. We kill them all.
How we break the seal. Team Evil breaks the seal of the
second level of hell. We join the PNC right?
Or sneak on their ship, wait until they start taking off,
after they launch, and before they get to the moon.
When everyone's on the ship, we release the giant Ocean's worth
of holy water into the ship, flying it and hopefully killing
everyone. Then why?
And allow me to ask a different question.
What hole do they have in the plan?
Giving us the bottle of holy water.
Couldn't we just ask for that though, from the chest?
Do we really need to? That's all.
We need in an Ocean's worth of holy water.
That's going to be cooling by asking.
I mean, I look at Columbia and I felt my lip to or my finger to
my lips and I just say they don't know about that.
And how do we intend on retrieving it from them?
Your rhythmic veracity. We can share items physically.
I don't know what you're speaking.
Of this upcoming Friday before our next session, we're going to
all the sky and I point up at the sky.
There's a bunch of planets that are going to line up and then we
will gain knowledge of each other and I point at the
different pairs. You guys are mere opposites or
twinned pairs to each other. At your rhythmic, you will gain
each other's knowledge, insight and memories.
I was just going to look at Grand Am, look back to Franklin
and just. Say, yeah, no, I mean, you can
refuse to drink the reality as well and not do this, but there
will be like a split second where you will, you will.
I. We will.
So with the I'm assuming since I'm not going to be there, the
shared memories does not apply to Kalimba and 0.
Correct. OK, Carol.
Carol. Carol looks.
Carol looks down to Cat. Are you the mirror reflection?
I mean, it might not be, but he sort of sounds like Rosen.
But I'm just making sure you're not the reverse of him, are you?
Of Rosen. No, no, no, the reverse of the
the undead. Before I close.
Rural looks over. That would be me.
Why We're not surprised. I point at Ezra.
That's your opposite. Hero just kind of grins.
I'm like doing all the things I want to do right now.
I'm pretty sure are are are Ezra and Grand am still going on in
the background. Absolutely.
Oh yeah, no, he's, he's grinning at that thought process.
Everything you would love to do. Right now you guys have drawn a
circle on the ground at this point and are now trying to
force each other out of it like real sumo style.
So there's a big salt circle there that they could use.
Yeah, I don't, I don't remember the I don't remember the role of
the first athletics actually grand.
Dan was winning. Grand Am has pushed Ezra 5 feet
towards the edge of the circle. There is five feet behind him.
But you could guys could roll again just for funds.
Oh God, yes, Josh. Josh 20.
That's 203232 baby. Was it natural, man?
It was natural, 2032. 02 guys are holding each other's ground
and just grunting with. Oh yeah.
With our muscles gleam. Oh yeah, you actually have
athletics. OK, that's what's.
And does a bear have athletics? No.
And I. Don't have I don't have skills
like fucking Pathfinder monsters this fuck.
Your guys are still you guys are still pushing on each other and
and you are still winning Grand AM currently there is 5 feet to
the edge left. It is a 10 foot circle.
You guys started in the center. SO11 more push will get you over
there and you guys are tied right now.
So anyways, back to the real discussion.
While they while while y'all did the discussion, I'm going to say
that Zero has found a really reflective spot in the floor of
glass and it's like fixing his teeth and his hair and like his
wings from being hit in the stomach.
That guy's not going to age well.
But think, but think the limb is still invested in this
conversation. So all right, to finish that she
is, she's the only one who can go, who can be in the holy.
Water without dying. So, so to finish this up, the
agreement as it stands, both teams reject godhood.
Both teams negotiate if well, we'll negotiate on their own
parts if possible, The removal of the of gods from this solar
system in return for dealing with the PNC.
After the PNC has been dealt with and the gods have been
confirmed to be locked away, KIRO will travel with Franklin
and protect him for 100 years. I will not give you judgment
over the things that I do, but in.
They have to be bad in order. For you to have to be bad.
They have to be bad. The thing you kill must be evil.
It's still an evil act. You have to perform an evil.
Isn't it in order to? I guess that depends on the
definition of an evil act. Is it an evil act?
A killing? Like a skeleton?
Like an evil creature. We said as long as it is good in
the. Betterment of a single
individual versus the many. Basically, it's the defining
fact of evil in this world. OK.
Better subjective and I will forever stand on that.
I agree with you 100%. Hats off wise, but the the.
Agreed, we need a mechanic. Yeah.
The mechanic for this world is that it is, yeah.
Jedi versus Death. Yeah.
So in this case 0 would be considered equal.
Pretty much. But that's OK.
We'll we'll figure something out there.
Yeah. And then I'll add 1 addendum to
that, unless no other opportunity presents itself
because I will die if I do not continue to commit evil.
And then after 100 years, maybe 101 day, 100 years in one day,
just to be super safe that I don't that we don't miss the
count. I will well 100 years in one day
a. 100 years in one day. After that time period and all
of the other gods are out of this sphere of influence and
remain out, I will allow myself to pass on which will take the
Black Book, which is the last connection that a God may have
here, and banish it away for one D 10 * 100 years.
And this corner of the universe will be free from the direct
control of gods and allowed to do it something.
One it didn't. And then I sure.
All gods minus the God of death, so that souls may properly pass
on. And irrelevant update, yeah.
But but a very important. I mean, that's true because if
they couldn't leave then they would just kind of mill around,
right? Spirits just trapped on the
mortal plane. Yeah, yeah.
So yeah, he is asking for that one particular.
Right. And I I'll outline that as that
is like a for the first souls to be ferried away with no
loopholes. I'll just write with no
loopholes in the contract. This is how we should write the
Constitution, guys. Just put no loopholes.
No loopholes. No.
Take C faxes and. Then I will write sign at some
point. Yeah, I'll sign it with the
blood and then start passing it around the table for everyone
who is willing to sign to sign. Carol will ask.
Carol is going to sign it the cereal so.
Yeah, Carol is going to ask Ash to make sure it's legally like
it all. All the legalities are present.
There's no hidden writing anywhere.
Kira will ask. Ash not ash cat cat 'cause out
of the two of. Them like illusion illusionary
script. Yeah, just make sure there's no.
Oh. OK, so Ash will or Ash Cat will
walk over just 'cause he's been sitting on the table this whole
time just watching. Walk across the table to the
contract and inspect it. Arcana and just a regular
investigation. Wait, that's the wrong character
sheet. That's what I was doing a while
ago. No, I just had the run open the
whole time. 'Cause like when Sarah went to
slap Hero, I was, I was looking at it and I was like, Sarah
doesn't have any weapons equipped.
This doesn't look right. Oh boy guys, we came to an.
Agreement finally. OK.
So an Arcana check and then also an investigation?
OK, Kalimba or after you did it that's.
Awesome. I'm a very observant chicken.
Next to the captain, yours your your Kira, 1 of Kira's favorite
people. Let me see here we know who is
least favored. Together.
No, weirdly enough. He does.
He does not regard 0 in a hateful way.
He does not with. He feels you are misinformed.
But after all the people who are paying attention sign it,
Kalinda is going to sling her hands down on the table and so
are are one of yards are is Ezra and grand down like agreeing to
this or are y'all just going to forge their signatures or how is
this going to work? Because they're kind of
preoccupied, That's. True, that's true.
I take out a piece of jerky, Ezra.
Oh, OK. OK, he's going to attempt one
more. He's going to attempt one more
time to try to win. Let's go.
Let's go 30. Let's Let's go Grand Am.
Let's go. I think he.
Palinda's going to step back and prepare for the Stampede that is
about to run up through this. I think it would be.
You know 1214. I think it would be let's go
disadvantage for Kira with his name being called and a jerky.
Well, I have to I that would be a that's constitution for, you
know, the whole old model composure.
Come on. All right, let's go, Let's go.
Composure. Is it wisdom?
Whole composure? Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it's wisdom. OK, Ready?
Come on, baby. Let's go.
Come on.
Give it 15. The whole composure.
I wouldn't. I'm trying to think of something
that I should roll, and I think it would be a performance on
Franklin's part, actually. Yeah, but I say get what you got
for me, Franklin. What you got?
Oh no, no, of all the peoples, not him.
Performance. Performance.
It's not so bad. It's not Ash.
Performance against Franklin? That's not that.
Bad. Oh no.
Annoying. I'm thinking like Ash or
freaking Ralston. Yeah.
Yeah, that would be. He'd be done like Food 18.
Oh shit. Yep, disadvantage buddy.
Come on, boy. OK, all right, let's see.
He goes for it, see if he can get it with a disadvantage.
Disadvantage 25 still gets it with a disadvantage.
Yes, pushes. Pushes, pushes grand am back.
It's still a tie though, because neither of you've gone out of
the circle and and then you call a time and then you probably run
across to get the Turkey is what I would say.
You got to sign this. Ezra.
Ezra looks at Grand Am. I'll be back.
I was going to say if it was, if y'all didn't agree on a tie, I
was going to say Kalimbu was going to try to do an
intimidation check to get both to kind of rally both of y'all
back to the contract. I got a snack.
Re rally grand am do hopefully. And then Ezra going to go there
where Mama ashes. OK, so Linda's going to step,
Colinda's going to step back up towards the table after the
Stampede, that is. Ezra probably broke some more
chairs running up for the food. Or back over the contract.
Put on a pair of bifocals and begin to read over the terms of
the contract. OK, with cat doing the same Cat
you realize for sure with your with with with your perception
and everything. The wording seems all in most
place. Far as far as you can tell,
there is some sort of magical binding to this, though.
You're not sure if it has something to do though with what
Franklin is doing or with what. Where you guys are at inside of
a tower and the contracts that are forward?
Is there magically binding contracts?
Franklin says aloud. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we've
done, we've done one of these before and they're pretty
binding. So there's only going to be one
person. There's only going to be one
person not bound by the. Contract, yeah.
And then we'll have to figure out how to deal with that, which
is very good because maybe that will be useful.
Other people though, too. Because Nimaway and.
Agonon, right? Yeah.
So there's, there's only one, there's only one person here who
decided not to sign the contract.
I don't know, does it Ash and Faust and Grand Am sign it too?
Ash signs it. Ezra's looking for pets, Ash.
Was sign it. Ashwin's over and text Ezra.
Columba's going to walk. Columba's going to walk over and
stoop next to Ezra and like, get down on one knee and like, pet
him too. What?
About Grand Am. What if you guys can't join the
PNC? Would then.
Then that would make this contract null and void, wouldn't
it? Well, Ash's family already works
for the PNC. Ash's family so.
You don't True. I mean, yeah, we, we will have
to get into the PNC. And if we can't, we will have I
mean, we could also sneak aboard their ship, right?
Because they're they're planning on launching from level 1 of
hell. They're not expecting anyone to
be coming up from level 2. We have the pocket rocket which
we can all hide in and. Then we can sneak.
Aboard their ship. And then Columba has a + 9 on
steel, so. Yeah, we should be able to
either join them or sneak in. Sneak board is.
That where Raoul remembers. Oh, we have this contract.
We can make you part of the Wish Wish faction.
Oh yeah, that's right. I pull out, Roro pulls that out.
We already are part of the PNC technically so we could add you
to the Wish faction, which maybe this could be our whole group
faction or they're the double group faction and then you could
easily gain access to the PNC ships.
Kalimba won't. Kalimba is going to read it over
currently to make sure that it says what it says.
Just because I have it and I might as well use it.
Grand Am has the Warlock invocation that allows him to
read in any language, shape and all that.
Making sure that there's no, like, I don't know, Infernal in
the fill in the calligraphy or anything like that, that Rarlsen
has stuck in here because he's a sneaky bastard.
That contract. Right.
You mean the other one? You mean the that one?
Yeah, yeah. Oh, so the other one is actually
a written document. That's what I was saying.
We'll have to you guys will have to write something up for this
other one. Yeah, I've got.
I've got a few bullet points, but I can write something up.
Yeah, not going every time. When your contract.
Gets pulled out. Curious.
Cringes. He cringes.
Everything. Everything.
Goes. It out when you get it written
up, Kalimba is going to read over it very thoroughly, like
going through it because she knows thieves can't.
Just making sure that nothing is out of order.
Right. OK, yeah.
I mean, that'll have to be written and then you can read it
and we'll figure it out from there.
But that'll. Let me see how.
Let me see how many languages go in the no.
I mean, if there's nothing there, Grand AM will sign the
thing. There's with the with with
theirs. There doesn't appear to be
anything besides what has been talked about at the table I'm.
Just making sure. The P and C1 though is quite
damning. Yeah.
You guys signed this? We didn't, somebody else did
from before and now we're being held liable to it.
That's rough. Were they stupid?
I kind of looks around and doesn't make eye contact with
anyone. I don't know.
I think there's a couple people left who were there, but I don't
know the original person who signed it.
If they're still here, I look at Cat.
The person who agreed starts. Cleaning his feathers.
Agreed to it originally is not, but it seems to adopt every
signature that comes to be part of the Rum Rollers and now a a
potentially A subsection inside the Wish faction of the Shadow
Seekers. I don't remember where.
Just imagining the like piece of paper getting slightly longer
with more signatures being added to it.
Oh yeah. Are we talking about the?
Are we talking about the which one?
Or are we still talking about the other one?
The The Wish faction for the PNC.
Kalinda Kalinda's going to read over it in every language she
knows, just to make sure nothing slipped up in there.
Pretty sure we have that one right now.
Yeah, I put it in, put it in general.
There's tons of stuff in there. Yeah.
So, well, I guess then that could be like a backup if we
can't get into the PNC just by convincing them because look at
us, we're definitely evil. Let us join your group.
I mean, just by looking at Franklin, you can tell that he
doesn't have the. You're.
Saying the shadow seekers can create their own contract with
the PNC, you're saying? Yeah, I mean, if this one's so
damning that then why would we just join it right now when we
could still probably convince our way on?
We're still kalimba kalimba try to sneak on.
Yeah, I guess you're at that point trying to convince Grand
Am because that was Grand Am's comment.
So you could roll a persuasion versus a Wisdom, that's what it,
right? Something something Wisdom
based, Maybe an insight? Convincing Grand Am then not to
join the faction. No, Grand Am's comment was how
are you going to get on the like, how are you going to be
part of the PNC and how are they, how are they going to let
you on their ship basically? Persuasion.
Persuasion and I take an action or a bonus action and I expose
my form of dread. So if persuasion doesn't work,
Dreadwell. Yeah, don't worry, we'll fit
right in. Is that acceptable?
I'm going to. I'm going to say I'm going to
say Hero has finished. Because Grand Am's the last one
to sign the contract. I think is it is other than I
think, I think Cat, you read it over, but I don't know if you
actually technically signed the contract between the shadow
Seekers and the rubber rollers. That was that was where we were
at. I know we got sidetracked and
we're almost over here. I just wanted to clarify before.
Cat will sign it because Cat doesn't want godhood and he does
want to protect their world, so he he does sign it.
Hell yeah. How much?
500 has finished checking his appearance and is going to walk
over to Franklin and just whisper.
What's so what's in it for me? Well, what do you want?
I mean, I don't really have any wants other than just to keep
other than like eternal youth. I guess you could wear that, but
other than that, I don't really. I was going.
To have a problem with eternal youth, so I mean.
I mean that in kind of the way like.
I think you should take care of the mango bro.
That's how you would keep eternal youth.
Yeah, that is true. You could get eternal youth that
way. I.
He wants eternal. I'll give you a mango, I'll give
you a seed of a mango, I'll give you a seed of a magic mango
tree. But if you eat one once a year,
it reduces your age by one year. So long as you eat one every
year, you will never age. I'm going to say Sarah wants
eternal youth in the fact that he doesn't care if his like
internal body ages. As long as he stays pretty and
like youthful looking, he doesn't care.
So here's my problem with this request.
None of us have the power to grant us.
We're all agreeing not to be gods.
We can. We can figure out something
else. I don't want to be a guy.
It's not sure I'm close enough to one, but we can figure
something out later. I'll help you just out of my own
volition of. Course, yeah, I mean, we can all
go from here like this is just to make sure that we're all
mostly in agreement. I make note of everyone at your
time did not. I mean, I agree with, I agree
with what you've been saying more than I agree with what Hero
has been saying. So.
Yeah, he really. Wants the.
So you're. Eventually sign it then.
No 0 doesn't sign it. He's just going to tag along
with it. Like he's not contractually
bound, but he's just going along out of the very small amount of
kindness in his heart. Grand Am.
And you also heard our whole conversation in the Pocket
rocket. I think about what we wanted to
do post God stuff. Why?
Who did? Thiro where?
Oh yeah, Because you were on the good team.
Yeah, that's right. So you wouldn't know.
And. You.
I was. Going to rap what's the term
wild shape into a squirrel and then like dip his paw print in
it and smack the paper. Nice.
Squirrel, Squirrel. Squirrel, Squirrel.
Opens its mouth and a mall of tentacles emerges from its mouth
as. It's small, bet you.
Oh, he is officially chasing you around this whole room.
Oh, who is? That right, I'm going to attempt
to swallow you again. Let's.
Go are you? So basically all I can picture
for your all I can picture for your wild shape is like that one
like squirrel rat God from I think it's like Norse mythology.
I don't know how to say it's name.
Rat, Oscar. That one.
That's all I'm picturing for this whole situation.
As you're finished all signing it, you, you all feel a
sensation in the back of your mind of duty that binds you to
this contract and it's you're welcome duty and it's accurate.
Accurate, though it's kind of a poopy sensation anyways.
With the. Guys, so they all have a sense
of duty and Cyril has a sense of why.
I'm going just to see what else we can I can acquire out of
this. I'm going to say that's what by
the way, it's in is they don't have the ability to impact me in
a way that I want now, but I'm helping them.
So that way in the future, if they do gain that ability, then
they will. Good session.
Yeah. We got almost everything done.
The only other thing I was hoping to accomplish before
Eurythmic Veracity is to summon an Angel into the salt circle
and then kill them and eat their brain so that I may gain all of
the knowledge that they have. So that may for an hour so that
we can make a more informed decision.
I mean, I was going to say zero kind of counts, but you wouldn't
want to do that because he's stupid, so.
With it with that all cleaning up though I guess too I would
assume that the rum rollers would file out and get their
torques from Ishmael before piercing from the infinite
tower. Yes.
And that means next next session Zero and Hero are gonna
definitely have a talk on the summary.
Oh yes, he will not forget this. Maybe.
But then there's also the moonshine that's waiting on the
ship, so it really could go either direction.
I've gotta hunt. I finished.
I finished my character. He's done. 18 sit down and do
mine tonight before I go to bed. I went.
At 11, 11 dips a fighter, 3 levels of monk and one level of
warlock. Brier you.
Yep. Yeah, 'cause uncle.
Sam owned my uncle. Sam owned my ass.
That's my dad. That's my patron.
That's. Uncle Sam?
Yep. Oh yeah.
I'm just going to pretend like I didn't hear this conversation
before my FOMO starts getting to me so.
Josh, you still have to let consider and let me know what
I'm supposed to do with my me. Do I come if I come in as just a
ring? Because currently I don't.
I don't know how this works. Do I get and as another version
of me coming in? Or are you you?
Are you acting like you? Or are you you?
Who's looking like you? Who's thinking about how you
look in a ring? About you.
A limp corpse just appears. That's all my friends, like a
corpse and an and the ring. What's going to happen?
Is we just have to kill you like that's that's.
Oh Lord no. Well, I think corpse drop.
Technically, what would happen is whatever is carried.
So Nimue would bring in the ring with me, Yeah.
I was just going to say, I don't think.
Audie would stay. You would you, you're you
wouldn't be drawn into the white void, I don't think because of
that. It's.
Like I'd be it's. A ring of It's a ring of mine
shielding that you're into. Yeah.
So it's like you wouldn't be. I'm not being drawn in, yeah.
Because of this convergence doesn't you're protected inside
of the ring currently. That's true.
Which is the whole point of the ring.
Yeah. OK, well, I'm going to go.
I think pizza is ready. So good games.
Excited to see everyone. We'll see what survives this
next Eurythmic. If anything, yeah, I.
Think it's going to be messy? It's going to be very messy.
I want a debrief actor because I'm nosy so.
You will be, don't worry, it'll just be a bug for us.
Good night. So like your characters?
Won't won't know what's going on.
Basically, you'll know from the podcast, but not from being
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