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Listen. Fuck off, Craig.
Right, we rejoin the Scooby Don't gang in the Was this
village's name again? Nick.
Well, I don't have all my things pulled up like I should.
Bad GM, Bad. Sorry, Craig, I wasn't ready for
you. But they just faced their first
ever in encounter with the entities that appear to be
spawning thanks to the curse that has fallen over Devgrod.
A Wait, how do I minimize the profile pictures again on World
20? 6 armed monster that.
Crept out of the darkness, mimicking the sounds of the lost
people from this village. Many of them seem to have been
children. Fortunately, thanks to their
timely arrival, they managed to save one of said missing peoples
who I need to pull up all of my notes.
This is a bad introduction. Hello everybody.
Hello. Vidomir and his son Stoney.
Vidomir and yes, thank you. I'm pulling up my notes and it's
taking its time because everything is buried underneath
the stuff from the event we did this weekend.
Oh, no worries, I got you. How do I minimize the chat
profiles on row 20 a year? I'll let you know when Jake is
done here. Is that all or did you?
Is that more that you had? I was going to continue, but
frankly, my notes are lost. I will find them.
I would say that fill in some of the blanks I guess at the end of
the evening. Yeah, you have successfully
defeated the monster and returned to the village of
Oranik. You were basically told to take
that. You have the run of the place
and thanks to like from Vitamir, you could help yourself to his
food and his lodging for however long you needed 'cause you saved
his son. And I believe that is where we
left off, with the corpse of the monster outside waiting for you
to study it. Shaggy grabbed its head off,
ripped its head off and I was as Scoob don't wondering what
happened to Fred's chicken right that we were going to use this
bait, but. It was the the shrinking circle
that zoomed in on Fred's chicken at the end of the last episode.
But if you go to audio and video under settings there Daphne.
OK, I see it. I see it.
Also you might need a token because we did not have a token
for Daphne yet. If you want to select one and
post it in chat so Jake can drop it in.
Is it currently night still? If we wish to pass through the
night, we certainly may. I'm curious about this chicken
before the night it's over. The chicken is still leashed or
however you restrained it outside.
Unharmed mummy found not touching No.
He distressed. Chicken.
I feel like we should retrieve the chicken now that we know
what these look like. The chicken is the chosen 1.
The chicken could come in handy later as bait.
I feel like we should save it. Or.
As dinner. Go for some chicken.
I feel like it's gonna make bad bait if the monster didn't take
it already. It could have been distracted by
us. Or chicken wings.
Then it's bad bait. Or chicken breast.
Where's the chicken specifically?
Or have you had chicken? Feedings currently staked up.
Oh here I love me on the. Chicken with this window and.
The chicken steaks. Is there a door over here?
A. Window.
Just a window. Crap, Thelma's not too thrilled
about making that long walk at night.
I'll go get it. I walk outside and I go get the
chicken. OK, my little thing is on the
chat now. And where is the the dead body
of the creature? Should be just outside the front
door. Oh yeah, the because it was
starting to. Disintegrate.
Right. So Velma has stick after stick
after stick like lashed together to make like a long probe and
she's just poking it and investigating all she can by
poking from a distance. That's.
Not nice. Dead creature that tried to kill
us. I mean it's just fine.
Oh also gang, when I popped out of existence there for a moment
I appeared in some sort of space that had a fleshy tree that
tried to touch me. But.
Did it look like a tree or more like a nervous system?
I don't quite know what a nervous system looks like, but.
It looks like me jeans. Well, it definitely didn't look
like Shaggy. Like imagine if you if you grow
a plant in a jar of water and all of the roots that go through
the water. So what?
Nervous. Nervous tree looks a nervous
system looks like a tree. Like roots?
Yes, like the little tendrils and roots that grow in the glass
jar of water. Hey, Bill, I don't know if
you've been smoking your stuff lately, but I said it looked
like a tree already, so kind of. Yeah, I guess so.
Was it? What color was it?
Were the tendrils long and skinny or big fat trunks?
There's a lot of them. Yeah, I will attest to that.
It kind of looked like the creature and I pointed it the
one the thing that you're poking.
Yeah, but that's. The one right?
There. Way bigger.
Could it move or was it stationary?
It was trying to touch me so it moved a bit.
I. Meant the arms couldn't clearly
move, but could could it? The creature itself changed
location. I didn't stick around to find
out, OK. Would you say it knew where you
were or was it seemed to be blind and sensei where you were?
That is unclear, but it definitely had some sort of
sense that Noah was there as it reached out towards me.
She lost in thought, poking the creature.
I was just waiting to make my dramatic entrance.
You could roll up as I'm bringing the chicken if you
want. I was going to say, do you need
Shaggy or Velma to roll anything there?
Are you expecting the? Monster.
Sorry, are you inspect? Sorry, were you?
It was so Velma's inspecting the monster.
Yeah, but she she's in the door, she's still inside.
And then she has stick after stick lashed together to make
like a long stick because she's poking up.
The flesh seems to be very like leathery and rubbery, and after
poking in the same spot, I'm assuming it's like a fairly like
fine poke. You see that it's tears and
something about the way that it responds kind of gives you like
the impression that it's almost mushroom like.
Like very homogeneous inside. Yeah, the flesh inside is
homogeneous and the like, the way that it like, just the like
distinct way that like if you like tear a mushroom apart like
or like any other fungus, like they just have this way of being
like. The skin resists a little bit
and then it, yeah, they just cleaves.
My token is in chat for whatever year is in.
Chat. All right, let's get that.
You should. Probably eat it.
I'm going to try to, when I get back, make a delicious mushroom
chicken dinner with my chef's treat Feet for the Gang.
Wait, where'd you get those mushrooms?
I look at the creature you got to reuse and recycle.
I don't think that's Steve. I'll check and make sure it's
all ours. I'll, I'll.
Roll a check when I get back. Sure.
How's that? While he puts my token in, I'm
going to do my little dramatic monologue for.
Yeah, they just don't. Y'all hear a whip?
OK, go ahead, I can wait. No, sorry, I don't want to
interrupt but I want after I want to circle back to the
cooking of this dish because I have concerns.
OK. And we'll, we'll roller.
Check and see what this thing shows.
Y'all hear a? Loud whip.
Crack in the distance followed by horse.
The clicking of horse troughs and you see this woman in a
shorter dress than what most people wear and is considered
appropriate, with her whip now curled at her silent long and
her long ginger hair pulled back and a hop on itself.
And then she steps off her boot off her horse, and y'all notice
she has. Heeled.
Boots on as she swings open the front door with authority.
Y'all are in a Tavern, right? That's where y'all are in
currently, yeah. And we, we're and we all know
each other. So I guess we would all turn our
heads probably at the same time. And Daphne.
You made it. Yeah, you know, I just had a
little gig in the town over and I figured I would come to this
Tavern because it seemed very central and I thought y'all
would be here. So quick, quick, get out from
there. You see?
OK, you see, where is my image for this little bastard?
No, no, no, that's not it. Where is it?
Almost urgently Ushering, Definitely.
You see? You see this?
Like. Outside the door, you see?
You see this? Oh.
I like how you said little token as it takes up half the map.
Well, I I. Said little bastard.
It's only about. It is a real medium sized
creature, but it's outside the door.
What happened? What happened there?
What is and she kind of like very obviously turns and like
kind of sticks her nose up at the creature and kind of like
scouts that a little bit. What happened there?
Like, are we good? Like.
We should be good now. And Fred?
Wants. To make it our dinner.
Is the bar open? Is there a chance I can order a
drink? Or is that?
Kind of close due to the current situation.
With y'all you don't mean the. Dwarf behind the bar feels your
friend saved my boy. Get your arse in here and I'll
get you something. Would you like ale, whiskey or
rum? I guess rum it's not my usual
choice. But.
Well, don't worry Daphne, I think we've got, or at least
maybe Shaggy does have some mint and and some lime on him.
We can jazz that up for you. What in the hell are you talking
about? He asks, pouring a glass of rum.
OK and Daphne is going to like take a sip of the bathroom and
go outside and she's going to kick the corpse just to make
sure y'all did a good job so. Scooby don't a drunk and not a
glutton 'cause that's kind. Of very.
Funny, I can go with that. Yeah, I was figuring both but.
Yeah. So we're both taking a little
bit of creative liberties cause I'm trying to describe that
thing in a way that would make her seem like a hooker without
actually saying the word hooker because she sounds like a mommy.
Mommy, Yeah. I was going to say, I'm
surprised she wasn't. She didn't have a right now.
She didn't have. That was that.
Tony. That was the vibe I was going
for. Like get it?
Congratulations, you pulled it off.
Shaggy as he's outside and I was like second like.
That is she like ready? Is she like in a domination
suit? No, that's a microphone.
OK. What the?
Hell is that's no a token is from when she performed with the
Hex girls. But she's in a leather dress
like that is like it's her dress.
Her dress and her gloves are black latex, so she sure has
God. Intended anyway.
That was on the phone I was going for.
Anyways. Fred.
It is. Right.
Oh, Yep, good. OK, so it is night.
Where are we going? What are we doing?
How are we handling things? We have a monster.
You have chicken and I think Velma is investigating the
chicken. I'll come back with the chicken
and help her investigate, but with the specific intent of
investigating to see if this thing is edible.
All right, how would you like to discern if the creature is
edible? I.
Eat some, no one second, let me check.
Scoop before you bring it inside, waltzes up, picks it up,
and then rubs it on his lips. The.
Creature is still outside. Yes, yeah.
OK. We.
It deteriorates rapidly when we bring.
It inside. Means we'll have to eat out
watches in. Horror as Scoop Don't walks up
and rubs a piece of this horrible monster on its lips.
Let's play a little. Game.
I like games. Give me a number between 0 and
100. 42. For the life all.
Right. One more, time, another.
Number you mean No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. This.
I forgot how I used to do this. I remember now.
Is this a fuck? Around rule a Fuck around and
find out rule this is a you. Did fuck around and perhaps
you're. You're.
You're currently finding out. You're in the acts of finding
out. Really.
Excited. I want this thing to like.
I want to know if it'll transform us.
Yes. I want to walk up and kick it
and just to make sure y'all do it, you rub it on your.
Lips don't damage the. Anatomy you.
Do. Feel like a slight tingle on
your lips but not in a like. And like, not in a burning way,
but kind of like a like a numbing.
Way oh. Yeah, this.
Is to a burning way that we should.
Probably. Not.
So where? Where?
Is. Everybody right now, 'cause I
see tokens inside and I see tokens outside.
Well, I can't. Move my tokens as much as I'd
like to, but. I went and got the chicken and
when I come back inside with the chicken I pull out my frying pan
and say like if I cook this here chicken into some chicken
attendees I mean. I think it's still a valuable
asset to be used as bait in the future or maybe a distraction.
I feel like this is a tool in our arsenal and we are disposing
of it when there's other food available.
I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to strange
behind the bar and for a knife and try to cut off a little
piece of the hide to examine it closer, like stretch it and test
it's like properties as like a material.
So you brought. The piece inside.
No, I'm cutting off a piece of the hive and like stretching it
and examining it as a material. So like could.
It be used to make something OK and you were.
Outside, yes. I'm staying outside with the
horse. It is very much for me and in
that it like does cleave and tear very easily.
And so probably when you stretch it, it probably rips.
But as you tear. Off the trunk, you see.
That like there's like it looks like threads of almost like a
viney or groovy nature pass through the middle of like
through it. And those are significantly
tougher. Like you pull the flesh and like
it peels away. She's going to How big?
How big is this monster again? Where do you tear?
The chunk off of it's by the side, a little bit larger than a
man. I'm going to.
Say she goes for the thigh. That's very.
Hard like she would. And she's going to carve.
She's going to carve the rest of the stuff off the thigh and
collect a little tougher bit and send them into her bag like.
Fully Alma. Was.
You can make me an Easter check if you like to Velma.
Yes, please, just read So what? What is the plan?
I mean I am. Waiting till it's daylight
before I step out this door, yeah.
I think we continue along the route, right?
We go to the next town. Well, how?
About I want to try to examine it.
Actually, since I'm already outside, I'll wear a little
shitty you. Can.
Both. Just give me start.
It just did. And how?
How did? You get here safely.
You know, understanding that people disappear in the night.
We can't hear during the day. He's just a.
Bad Daphne. Didn't.
Literally. Y'all y'all heard the whip
cracking. She was down to business.
She was like sitting outside or. So.
Sometimes you get lucky, but. Everybody that goes out at night
disappears, but it often happens.
So yeah, Fred. Well, Daphne.
'S home is it with examining this creature.
If she wants to be, see if any part of it can be used to make a
new pair of boots. That's her whole intent behind
this. If she wants to see if it's
strong enough, mushroom boots. To.
Increase. The armor.
OK. And with the.
Plan then are you do we need this chicken or can we eat it?
Think they don't want me to eat the chicken so I'm going to
instead. Use my Chef to eat.
I wrote a. 18 So what is that tell me about the monster or if
it can be used they're just overall examining it but with a
certain engine behind it the. OK, so the way its head works is
that those it's looks like almost 3 heads are merged
together at the mouth into a oh that's.
Nasty. I don't like that.
You look inside and you see that it's down at you can base almost
see straight down its throat into its stomach.
She's going to pull. A couple of teeth out one arm.
And all. Lining that throat are again
needle like teeth, as if it swallows things whole and they
keep things from climbing out. She's she's.
Going to pull out. You can.
She's. Going to pull out teeth.
Yeah, that's what I want to do. Furthermore, you can.
See that while the rest of most of its skin is very like easily
like pulled away and torn by your fingers like the stuff
underneath is gnarled and rooty and around the stomach the flesh
is almost latexy like it stretches and is like it's
designed to expand many times the normal size she's.
Going to get the teeth make. A good score.
She's going to grab those teeth and align her whip with it.
And just in case, her whip with the teeth.
We should skin it. Daphne I.
Recommend you come inside with one of those teeth before you
put the effort of bringing them of of incorporating them all
into your whip, because then you may need to leave your whip
outside. Well, I'm just going to throw
one through the door. Just throw 1.
Just. Underhand, just lob it through
the door to see if it anything happened.
See. It begin to rapidly wither and
decay as if like it was in black and and then the cavities form
on it and quickly Withers in the dust.
It's because of that cold iron thing.
If you put it in the van though, it'll be fine.
The cold iron what? There's a simple.
Thing. There's a.
Oh, like a. Thing on the wall, there's an
iron. Talisman protecting this this
location. OK, how about one of y'all take
we can't take it off. We're good.
We're the good guys. We cannot take it.
Ask the dwarfers, we can take it off the wall momentarily so I
can bring this up in and see. But then we wouldn't be
protected inside. Yes, can.
I I want to I want. To talk I'm.
This is the only thing protecting us from a horde of
more of these. We just found this one out in
the woods and there were multiple screeches of more to
come. Well, I'm standing outside and
nothing's happened yet. So and Fred.
And. Fred.
Almost died it clearly. It clearly doesn't seem that
bad. Hear.
From the bushes next to you. Help me.
Don't hear that, don't you? Do it.
Nope, I don't hear anything. We're inside.
We are going to cook and eat something if it's that's.
How the last one got us. I'm a I'm a lash my whip, my
whip at the Bush a. Child walks out my face.
You hear? Chicken attendees.
I'm a lash again. Just.
Like trying. To get trying to get it to go
away you wanted to. Know about fuck around and find
out, alright, You're welcome. I closed.
The door. So.
So who's still outside then? Just me.
Just. Daphne.
Just Daphne, all right. Open the door, Open the door.
Open the door, guys. We can't just leave her out
there. That's not that's not very
conundrum. Carriage gang of us.
I have a thought. Wait, I have a thought.
We could build a trap. Run up to.
Fred, we could build a trap. You see that that their skin is
real stretchy and bouncy. If we skin the other creature,
we could form a trampoline and bounce another creature into the
room where it will die. Well, Daddy, that sounds.
Like a great idea. While y'all do that, I'm gonna
do my own little thing. Or Daphne.
I'm running here obviously. You're outside?
No, I'm. Daphne's.
Daphne, it's not scared. She's.
Alright, that's. Right.
Definitely wasn't here to see how fucked up this thing is.
Alright, alright. Hold up, I'm.
Reading one of my items. Give me a second.
Alright. Alright, OK, alright.
I don't want. How much would it cost to use a
card for my deck of illusions? Can I do that, Daphne?
Wrote what? Does that.
Include what are all oh wait, I know how to do this.
I've done this before I rolled a oops.
Do I add do I add any stuff to it?
Oh, I got a 10 mm hmm. And now reading Rainbow you.
See, another almost fitting copy of the same kind of thing that
you saw outside the doorway comes sprinting out of the
bushes. So you're in the Groot?
Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, do any of.
Those D 20s hit you. If you add plus live, where am I
seeing? These at in the world 20 chat
hold up. I can't even I I can't even get
the get to the World 20 chat give.
Me a second. What's your?
AC don't When I hit the Elvis cannon thing that was me casting
temporary hit points on Daphne. I just hit the wrong button.
OK, thumbs up my. AC is. 1212181912. 345 OK, hold
on. Hold on, I might be reading.
That wrong. I got to look at my stuff, my
features. Because I'm part.
Monk, I might have under 1 armored defense of it.
No, I'm not. I'm part road near mine.
I'm slow. Go ahead.
That's nine temporary hit points.
OK, 9. Temporary hit points.
That's awesome. I got to remember myself how
much this fight does of one of their.
Use a stat. Block again so soon?
Let's see here. While this is happening, I'm
cooking gourmet level dog food dishes for the group.
Fred's going to like, approach you and, like, sniff and be
like, hey, Shaggy, can we're friends.
Can you care to share? Oh.
Yeah. That's what it's for.
First hit, he's going to do 17 damage to Daphne.
Oh, I'm dead. Yeah.
I'm good bye y'all. I already.
Know for my first one, the. 2nd. 1 is going to be 21 damage.
Oh, I'm dead. Already third.
One is oh, you don't got to. Keep going.
You don't got to keep going, OK? You're down.
Yep. Anybody else?
Want to jump in initiative? I jump in and I go grab him.
Would any of. My Would any of my initial whips
have hit like me? Just whip in the Bush.
No trying to get it to. Go away.
No No 10. I think.
Hold up this thing. 'S got a fairly.
High AC, We're going to have to do it as a team.
Obviously we know from last time we can't take this thing alone,
so either it's all or nothing. We just need to.
Grab I got. It gay?
I'm going to grab it and drag it inside.
It was. Standing at the bar just like.
Jaw A. Gape that this is happening
right now again. Technically we.
Should all roll into. Yeah, we.
Should. Yeah, probably should.
Because I wanted to just so that we know what happens when.
One of us is now. That's why we fucked around and
we are finding out. It wasn't.
Young, it was me. Yeah, I know.
But we're A-Team, but you're one of us.
This is what I meant by this. One shot's going to take a
month, yeah. Welcome to the team.
Welcome. Yeah, you gotta end double it
and then add four. Welcome to.
The club. Double it.
Give it to the next person. Alright, we're on.
Initiative. Sort.
By. Oh.
Motherfucker Executive. Scooby dolls first.
Yeah. With, with shagging, all you
moving, moving there, all you gotta.
All you gotta do is drag me inside and then this is over
with if. Only.
It were that simple. It it.
Is it is Fred? Don't worry, I cast taste.
Oh. OK, gang I, I.
Cast I cast Taste on on on on on Shaggy.
It is my turn. Oh, sorry, I.
Flipped. Whose character was it?
I'm sorry, Haste. Let's go, baby.
Fred. Oh, sorry.
Is that all the chat Scooby's doing?
Let me just check my bonus actions.
But I used movement and action, so I don't think, I think that's
everything. Yeah, 'cause I could technically
cast Misty Step or Expeditious Retreat, which I do not need to
do right now. So yeah.
OK. Do we, does that count as a
surprise around that? Everybody's an initiative.
What is it? It attacked.
Already it did, but I think we were just waiting.
Waiting. Yeah, we'll say that was a held
action. OK.
We are waiting. For the find out part to jump in
to help. Yep.
Fred, you're up. You continue cooking so it
doesn't burn. Well, so the doors open, right?
Indeed. So what's?
Everybody's health at since we didn't get to rest.
I'm both the same, right? The same.
Old time I. I say I'm a 15 out of 44 hit
points, so I know I need healing.
Does anybody else need healing, Fred?
Just. Rest on this one.
You can. Heal yourself or take the Yeah
I. Can I can lay on hands?
I can touch myself and restore a number of HP?
You should. You should.
You should ready in action to lay on hands when.
I huck them. Well, no.
Just be inside and be ready to lay on hands when I huck this
dude or this corpse through the door.
Just. Be glad this is OK.
Version of this. Monster I made.
Right, I'm going to. I'm going to grab her on my
turn. I'm going to throw her my.
Turn's not over. Oh, we're just free.
Speech talking, telling you what the point.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, do you?
Do you do? You guys need a horse.
No, that's cool. Go ahead.
I'm just not done. I don't have Leigh on hands.
You ain't your Taliban unless you used it already.
Oh. Yeah, she might have used all of
it. No.
I just don't. Is it a feature?
Oh fuck. It's a feature, that's why.
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
I can touch myself to lay on hand, so I only.
I've already used some of it, so I only have 12 left until I take
a rest. Yeah, the last time anyway.
Yeah, I guess I'm just going to hang out.
There's probably something I can do.
Man. I.
Mean. If you want, you could run out
there and grab her right there. There's nothing stopping you
from running outside and grabbing her.
Who wants? To round, run out, grab her.
I was. Planning on doing that.
OK, so that I'm going to cast. Shield of faith.
On you. Sure.
Because that gives you a + 2 AC you already.
Have a + 2 so I have to. Roll 4.
A plus. I'm.
Gonna beat the. Fuck out of this thing, except
probably. That doesn't seem right.
How does this work? Concentration.
It had to roll. Yeah, it's just a plus. 2 I
don't know what has your role. OK, the role is silly.
OK, so I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to cast this on Jaggy.
Assuming you're going to run out and grab Daphne so you get a + 2
to your AC. Yeah.
That's the plan. There was something else I had
that was awesome, but oh, it's my wondrous items five.
You guys need me to That's probably.
Not going to. Help guardian of the.
Oh, you. Suffer a critical head.
I can save you. That's what I can do.
OK, That's all I can do. The end of my turn.
Continue. Here we go.
Daphne. Not Daphne.
Velma, the other girl. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, can I see? Can I see Daphne?
Yes, you can see me. To the Oh my.
Yeah, OK, sorry, I'm going to use this guy.
Just saw this, my bad. I'm going to use the charge.
I can use the. Reaction To expend 1 charge,
turn the critical hit to a normal hit.
Sorry, it's not a. Critical hit.
Ignore that. Carry on.
Sorry, my dog's yelling. Yeah, I didn't die.
'Cause they hit five times in a row.
So yeah, sorry it. Wasn't a critical, it was just
you just died. Carry on.
That's. Mad.
Is my turn. Here it is.
Wait, I am. Going to give Shaggy some
temporary hit points. I guess it's my.
Bonus action I can still attack. OK, hold.
I mean if one of y'all would just run out here and heal me, I
could literally teleport inside. Just making.
That aware. We're we're.
Very, we're very healing light team, like incredibly healing
light. That's why I was cooking food.
I found that out. Last.
Time. So what the mechanics when
someone is down, does giving them temporary hit points wake
them up? Or does it just?
Stabilize them? How does that work?
Historic. Question.
I don't. Believe it's supposed to, but I
have historically used it that way.
And. It's been fun.
So you know what? But as soon as those hit points
go away, they do go back down and their wounded condition does
go up. Would mean go up wounded.
Isn't a thing, and never mind, it's the thing in Pathfinder.
Did Daphne take enough to twice as much as your total hit
points? Not.
Necessarily. Not.
Sorry. DMDM brain?
No, because yeah. That's instant KO.
No. It's.
Instant death. Yeah, No.
It's just down to one or however many of the DM decides death
saves I thought. And no rules as written, if you
do twice the HP, if you do their HP plus their total, Yeah, it's
the optional. Yeah, well, it's.
Optional and I'm the I would say for.
Temporary HP. It's.
Doesn't say for. Temp HP What you could say is if
he goes down again without getting healed, he gets the same
death saves as he had before. Like it counts as an additional.
OK, what's up I'll? Go ahead and say that.
With temp. HP you can.
What's the term? I'm looking at with temp HP you
level of exhaustion for getting up with temp HP.
That would work I think. I like.
That. Exhaustion.
Exhaustion exists on a character sheet somewhere.
Just for your. Reference.
Daphne OH, what level? Do I put it at?
One level? How much?
HP am I going to? How much HP you're, Yeah, it's
up to her role. Yeah.
I just wanted, before I used it, I wanted to make sure it would
do something. But before I do that, I have a
question. If I were to cast Shatter, which
is a loud noise that creatures within a certain radius need to
make a save on, does Daphne, would she have to make a save
because she's unconscious and can't hear it?
Yeah, it. Is a it's more of a shockwave
than a sound wave. This is a.
Sudden loud ringing noise. Yeah, it's.
It's a damaging spell. OK, so.
Daphne would have to make a save.
Yep. OK, which she?
Cannot do because she is unconscious.
Technically. That's not a rule.
She can. Yeah, but you can technically.
Take deck save swollen conscious.
I don't know how, but you can, yeah.
Reflex I. Mean.
My Dex. Is my second highest so he want
to try it. You can.
Well, I. Will just catch.
Do I have enough spell slots for this?
Just a second, you scorching. Red left if I can.
Get healed. I can teleport inside.
I'm making that down now. Yeah, I was.
Going to do scorching for his. Turn.
OK, Yeah. He'd be scorching.
But the the the temp points is a bonus action, so I'm trying to
figure out what I can do with my action Melma.
Scorching. Raby like cyclopsy, it had to be
associated with glasses. Somehow, Yeah, I feel like yeah,
so. Hypothetically, this has nothing
to do with the current situation, I'm just curious with
the deck of illusions. If this is to do.
With this specific monster. But if I roll, if I pull an
illusion of a monster bigger than it, Willie gets scared
away. Like size.
Difference. That's.
That is, it would be criteria. Information, yeah.
Yeah, like. That would be, it's not.
So it's something that is a spell that relies on your GM
being cool with it. And I'm pretty cool with that
kind of stuff. So you would have to just try
it. OK, OK, alright, well, all I'm.
Hearing is on my turn hard. Maybe.
I can try to pull the card and if I get it bigger I can just
slam the card at the door and get it to run away.
We wanted to come inside. I mean, if it runs away, it
ain't gonna bother us either, so.
Either way. It's really a.
Weird. That's still a tomorrow problem.
So you. Kill it.
Well, the. The illusion will exist at the
door until I move it, so yeah. But if?
The here's the and dies. Yeah, here's the pro Strat.
We walk outside, we grab it, we hawk it inside, hold it down
until it dies, rinse and repeat. So I have.
A spell called Command and I can force it.
Nada. You can't command something to
do something specifically damaging to it I could cause.
It to approach. Yeah, but like.
Read the thing. You can't.
I think command says it can't. What's?
It takes but. Are the are the monsters senting
enough to another delta damage if they come to top?
No, it just. Says it must succeed in a Wisdom
saving throw or follow the command that's next turn.
Or if wait, the spell has no effect if it's undead, doesn't
understand your language, or if your command is directly harmful
to it. What language?
Does this monster speak? Where do you?
Speak and how much they check. Yeah, yeah.
But. Yeah, let her do her thing.
So scorching rayon the creature, right?
This doesn't do AOE. Yeah, and it's OK.
Poof. That's the first one and it's 3
I believe. Yeah.
Oh, it won't let me cast it again.
Why won't it? Why is that popping up?
Oh, I see what happened. OK.
So 120 3/5 and 3 20 did the 20. Five and the 22 hit.
Yes, that those two will hit sweet.
And then as my bonus action that that.
Shit hits Dragons, it better hit whatever the fuck this thing is.
I say I give temporary hit. Points to Daphne.
Alright, oof, I'm sorry. Not much.
Five hit points is more than 0. So enough to at least bring me
back to. Oh, and also.
My my eldritch cannon is a. A tiny.
Little spider. Imagine like very delicate, you
know those dice that are made out of metal and it's like a
metal latticework. Imagine like a little a metal
latticework spider with a cannon for a body and little tiny
pointy legs that tink when it walks and it sits on my
shoulder. That sounds.
Really cute honestly, Thanks. I think so too.
OK, that's matter. All right.
Shaggy. Seeing.
Her now up. Gosh, are we?
Yeah. Now I don't know what the plan
is. Are we just?
Trying to get her. Inside Daphne is just going to
side. Are you in mail?
Don't do anything to. Talk the monster in.
Scoop says from behind. You Chuck it inside.
Yeah. We.
Know that it dies if it goes inside and I know that I have
strength checked this. Thing before.
Fuck. It.
I run outside Hello. I'm a.
Rage as bonus action so I will that will cause a a wild magic.
Surge, welcome to the. Rolls at the end.
You. Thought we'd leave by now.
Oh, that's a percentile as I tried she's.
Sitting there shaking her head as you do all this the.
Wild. Magic charge one second.
The only one shot that I've ever run that's actually one shot was
rescuing a Unicorn from one room house and that took the.
Entire session. That's great.
I think Olivia's. Did a great job give me.
A percentile. Sorry.
Faggy, I hope for something good.
Come on, blindness again. That one was sick.
I. Mean 29.
You teleport up to 60 feet to an unoccupied space of your choice
that you can see. Oh, so where?
Wait, when does this happen? When you.
Rage. OK.
I guess I would probably rage as I run out, teleport to just
here, and then I'm going to use my action to attempt to grapple
this thing. OK, 1st.
Science. Oh my God and I.
Do it at advantage. Trying to remember how to just
do that in the. You're playing.
Shaggy is most simultaneously the stupidest and the smartest
character at the second time. I don't know who Shaggy is.
Yeah. If that's.
What you want to believe this year they so.
That's first is his strength. OK, 14 is my.
High. Yeah, he.
Beats you on the dice. OK, hasted action grapple.
OK, slippery. Little shit.
Beats it beats. It all right, I.
Grab this thing and I use the rest of my movement speed, which
is not all of it. So divided by two tell it to
drag it inside. Oh yeah, and I have double
movement speed so I have 60 feet of movement divided by two is 30
so I can drag it. 15. Feet speed is halved, so yeah
yeah, inside. Watch out gangs.
What is your speed before? Haste it is 40 because I have
it's not moved at all and you're.
Hasted. OK, so you have 80 feet, so you
can move 40 feet. Yeah, OK.
I drag this thing inside the second.
It goes across the threshold. It begins to scream in Shut the
door. Shut the door.
Children and the damned.
Are any of? Its parents in here.
The. Children out in the room the The
little children in the room are screaming in terror as it takes
25 damage. It's skin sizzling and popping.
Yeah, I yelled to shut the door. Is Daphne.
Inside yet. No, not inside.
Doesn't she need line of sight? Oh yeah, yeah.
That's right, shut the door. Once Daphne is inside, who's she
goes up next? She does go next.
I got a question, is it possible?
Is misty step only like self castable or can I?
You don't need somebody anymore. You can't cast it on.
Yourself, but you can just walk inside.
Yeah, but, well, she might. Not know she has to get up and
that cost half her movement so yeah.
He would have to. Misty step to get inside this
turn. OK, I'm Misty, stepping inside.
Yeah, I guess. And and reaching over and
slamming the door behind me. Nice.
We did it, guys. We've got a system.
Let's go hunting. He's dead.
He just said it took damage. Yeah, we now we just.
Have to hold it down. OK, it's not.
Dead. OK, then I'm.
Not Misty stepping inside. Hold up.
I'm not. Doing that, you want to you want
to go. Inside you want to go.
There's more. You sure there's so many?
Of these things out there, there's lots.
Let me, let me. Think my action story hold up.
We should. Convert.
The. Conundrum machine to have a like
a cell in the back and just place one of these emblems in
there. And.
Then just like start hucking them in one after another.
I'm going to actually make it to like 2 towns over before we do
that, which is like a sugar. And Borax trap for ants.
Yeah, we're the bait in the car. Two days away.
Yeah, make me one of those. We're two day.
Yeah, How are we going to get there?
We're going to have to. We're going to have to camp.
I have two things that I could potentially do.
I don't know which one I want to do but.
Close your eyes and point. I'm just going to have y'all
pick a, I'm just going to have y'all pick two of y'all, pick a
number and assign each a gala option and whoever's closer what
we're going to go with. So Josh, pick a number one to
100. 3 Matt, Pick A. Number one to 100. 69 Matt's
closer. So I am going to cast my little
range spell of chill touch on the creature you have to get.
To it first. It's range don't touch, it's
ranged. You create a.
Ghostly skeletal hand in the space of a creature within
range. Oh.
That's right. So you just see.
A giant skeleton hand reach up above the creature since y'all
are holding it on the floor. It can take.
Necrotic damage, right? How would you like to know well
it? Well, it still clings to the
target, so it's still getting held to the floor by my hand.
So I'm holding it to the floor on with another skeletal hand on
top of what they're already doing, and then I'm coming
inside and sitting in the corner if I can.
You have. Control.
Oh yeah, You really can't move your character on your phone.
That's right. No, I I could if I had the
permissions to, but it's I because I usually can move like
cholima and stuff, but I can't move there.
I've given you. Permissions let's.
Try selecting it then. Still not letting me hold up
there. Relay me how much?
Force does this hand have while I've been with I don't think I'm
paying for. Gravel never read the.
Description but I thought it said.
Something they'll touch until. Then the hand clings to the
target. If you hit.
An undead target. It also has attack disadvantage
until the end of my next turn. And it also has being has
disadvantages and it can't. Regain hit points until the
start of my next turn that doesn't hold it down.
Is what I'm saying it? Clings to the target, but it
doesn't hold it down. It's grappled by me, so it's
movement speed is already 0. Oh, so yeah, I mean, if we.
Can if you can shove it. That would be sick, but I was
planning on doing that. Let me.
Reconsider my actions in because since it won't take damage and I
can't grapple it. It might take damage.
Thought she said it was. Immune to necrotic?
I didn't say. That, I said asked how would you
like to know if it's immune to necrotic or not.
Still got a real? Still got a real damage.
Didn't I already inspect the body of it already and?
That doesn't tell you if it's. If it's immune to necrotic or
not? Let me consider.
My actions again. Hold on, I don't like the.
Fact that there's not a whole lot I can do.
OK, I'm going to how many, how much, how much can I walk being
in the state that I am getting? Up you can move 15th.
After getting up, you can move 15 feet.
OK, I'm going to stand. Up and so who?
Who is it? Who is it like?
Who is its main? Focus.
Could I be able to sneak attack this right?
Currently Shaggy. Shaggy has a grappled so I
could. Sneak attack this right now.
I'm going to miss you. Step in and sneak attack it.
I think OK. Hold up, am I able to do it?
I mean you can. Attack it, sure.
I don't. Go for it.
Sneak attack. Is really have advantage.
It is grappled, so I think you do have advantage on attacking
it. And advantage.
Or if an ally is within 5 feet, is.
Is a whip of finesse weapon. That's it.
Is a whip of finesse weapon. Whip is.
Finesse. Yes.
So then I have more advantage if.
That's how that. Works.
We're going. To come more.
You get to add your dexterity to the hit into the damage.
OK. And then let me view my whip
real quick to see what I like him.
And let me whip it. The whip is. 1D4 NAE.
Nae, and it takes. An extra set of damage if I roll
A20 and it's damage type of slashing, so call.
Go and get Daphne inside. I'm gonna.
Roll that D4. Then you said.
Add my decks to it. You gotta roll.
The head first. Oh.
You are an. Advantage.
Well for rolling hit I got a 15 right?
I roll AD 20 for that. You roll 2.
D 20s. And keep the highest.
Well, here, roll another one. Not for.
Advantage to hit? Well, yeah, but.
You have advantage, so yeah. Well, I roll the 15 all right.
15 hits and then I. Roll A4 and a four.
I got a three plus my dexterities 5.
It's probably not gonna create your sneak attack.
You didn't add your sneak attack damage.
Oh hold up, 3 + 2 is 5 plus sneak attack is 11.
OK, I believe that. Makes the Scooby's turn.
I. I still have cunning action, I
can do a bonus action if I could like.
It OK if you. Want to?
No, you can't, because. Your your bonus.
Action was misty step. Well, it said, oh never mind.
I thought it said I get a bonus bonus action.
That's what I read it as, because this word is weird.
You can do. Those things, as about things
are usually a full action or bonus actions for rogues.
So. Dash, disengage, and hide are
usually full action. Yep, that sounds stupid.
That doesn't sound real, but OK, that's a real.
Thing that's why a rogue so dope.
Yeah, how much I? I turn to the thing, take my
collar off, and in like this deep guttural tone, tell us who
your master is. I don't know if that came
through and then cast mine mind sliver.
OK, remind me what Mind Sliver does.
It's. You drive a disorienting spike
of psychic energy into the mind of the creature you can see
within range, and you have to succeed at a Dex or an
intelligent saving throw. 9 does not.
Make it all right. So it takes 10 more damage.
And it also has a -4 to its next saving throw.
OK. Is that all Scooby-doo is doing?
Yeah, yeah, alright. It's casting misty step.
Just it's. It's good doodled.
Who is closed? Let me read.
Oh yeah, the doors.
Closed. Can't do that without line of
sight. Oh who?
Closed. Yeah.
It can't do. It Can't do.
I did. When I walked in on the misty
steps. I closed behind me.
Yep. Yep.
OK, it can't. Leave it it does.
Misty Step. It lands here, scrabbles against
the door, moves over here and then take a swipe at Daffy.
Really. Doesn't like you?
I thought it was. Aggrovone Shaggy for reckon with
it. Dang 15 hit.
Well, he tried to get out. And you were then the closest
thing. Yeah, 'cause you made it move
right away. It is an.
Animal in pain. So. 15 hits.
Yeah. I'm back. 69 damage so I'm back.
Unconscious again. Yes, and.
It ends its turn by scrabbling at the glass.
When does it take damage? Now.
Yes. Baby die.
Yeah, it's dead. Like this?
Is a great plan, folks. You should build a big.
Garage door. It disappeared.
Oh yeah, 'cause it turned into ash, yeah.
That way it. Crumbles into like dust and ash,
and in its place sits a crystal. Eerie.
Bluish. Purple light I think.
Y'all have y'all's priorities in the wrong order currently.
Step, step. Over.
Because y'all like focus on the. Unconscious.
Body grab the crystal and take it over to Velma.
This thing. Looks pretty neat, you should
probably eat it is roughly. She.
Aggressively snatches it from your hands.
It is. Roughly the size of the end of
your thumb. She's.
Crayling it in both her palms and look, I'll.
Walk over it. I'll go get Daphne.
I'll go feed her some of my dog food contraption.
So you would. Would you like to make an arcana
check? Yes.
All right, also. Make me a wisdom check while you
do it. OK, Jesus.
Oh yeah, wait. No, I didn't finish cooking, so
lay on the hand our our paladin has to go get Daphne out.
Fred, do you feel like bringing Daphne back up or should we just
let her sleep the night off? I think.
She's like dying, not sleeping. Oh, she's like sleeping.
No, she's bleeding from a head wound.
Oh, this will be fine. Can you see those rules?
Yeah, I see them. OK, Emily.
Oh, in a net. 20 net 20. Hell.
Yeah, Fuck yeah. You're not the origins of this
crystal, but you can feel power radiating from this thing.
It. Is very magically potent.
It's almost as if it was. Woven.
From the like the ether between the Ethereal plane and that
comprises the Ethereal plane itself solidified into a single
or crystal crystalline form. Ah.
You also know something is profoundly wrong as you stare
into it, because you can feel. Like.
Something is watching you back through the crystal.
Something. Immense like it is like probing
around the edges of your mind. And.
You feel an attachment to the crystal, but you are wise enough
and intelligent enough to know that that attachment is purely
some supernatural influence. Like it's.
Compelling me to desire the crystal.
In a way. To keep a hold of it.
Is my will strong enough to gingerly set it on the ground in
front of me and see? Oh absolutely you you got a 19
girl. So I, I do that and I then I I
pay attention to see if I can still feel that sense of being
watched. Do I have to roll again?
You no longer. I'm also you put it down.
Say, what was that? You no.
Longer. Feel you no longer.
Do what when you put it in? OK, I hold out my.
Hands, however you. Know that if you have that
crystal in your possession, you effectively have two more spell
slots every day that you can. Utilize that's sexy I.
Do a test where I put it in a like I wrap it in a napkin or a
scrap something and I hold it without physically touching it.
Give. Me that wisdom.
Say it again. OK, I'm just going.
To say I'm still slumped on the floor, like face down.
Fred. He's just.
Laying on the floor. Oh no.
Yeah, this. Works.
You're safe. You can keep this powerful
crystal as long as it's wrapped up you're sure of.
It you just tuck it away, Fred. OK, I don't.
Sense anything? No, but I do I.
Still sense that that I have those spell slots you have.
It's safe like this. You don't need to.
You can keep the crystal. But do I?
Still have the two spell slots. Yes, you have two of the highest
level. Spell slot you have available to
you, however it's. Still doing something so I'm
suspicious. Maybe once again.
Well, forwarded if it's. Wrapped up, you're good.
You're if. You've been talking this whole
time. You're muted, Fred.
By the way, I see you moved your character.
Yeah, I've just been. Waiting, right?
Because I was told to wait. All right.
I. Because.
I know it's still doing something to me because I have
those spell slots. I keep it wrapped in the little
cloth and I walk over here and I set it on this table and I
explain to the gang, OK guys, this might be a spy, We might
have a bug, and I don't mean the kind on my shoulder.
This gives. You extra spells.
But I don't know. Something about it.
If you're not touching it. It doesn't give you the spells,
and if you're touching it, it gives you the spells.
But when it's wrapped up it still gives you the spells.
But I don't sense the presence anymore.
I still don't trust it. You try.
Eating it. I.
Would not. Oh please.
Could you pass this through your entire digestive system safely
through the other end? I think not.
So even if it. Was a rock, I would not swallow
it it's. Only the size.
Of a thumb. It's like a big pill.
Said it was the size of. My thumb.
That's like a grape. The end of your thumb.
Yeah, the tip. Of the thumb.
It's like the. Size of a grape.
I can swallow a grape. I can swallow three grapes.
Can you poop? A grape have.
You seen? Me eat an entire sandwich
without chewing. Anyway.
I was rough, Fred. Fred, we should.
Save Daphne before she dies. Oh, has no one stabilized?
Her No. We're still.
Waiting, I'm just face. Down on the grill.
Yeah, make a death. Saving thrill while we're at it.
Please not that one. There you go. 10 pit points.
Something about describing the end of my thumb is the size of a
grape really conjures to mind some mental images I don't like.
Bethany is now, as she runs his back to her feet, she's going to
wipe the blood off her forehead with like the back of her wrist
and trudge over to the bar and grumbling and you hear her suck
her teeth like Saxily, at least one minimum, and then down the
rest of her room. And.
Just sit there. Yeah.
Vitamir is just standing there still draw a gape that this
happened in his bar. He has an.
Axe now. Though how?
Does my deck, my deck of cards work because I have something I
potentially want to do? Like do I got to roll a certain
number and just correlate it to the cards on the list or what is
that? D&D deck of Illusions and. 20.
Because it's. Only it's only got twos, eights,
nines, 10s Jack, Queens, kings, aces and jerkers.
I decide what card you draw whenever you draw a card.
OK, she's going to Grumpily, you hear the door swing open and it
hits the wall as it swings open and you can hear the door knob
bent the wall. This and then she's going to go
and Crouch by the other monster's body and slam a random
card down behind her as she encodes her whipping teeth as
her her original plan. Like she's doing what?
Encoding the whip in the other in the body's teeth.
Why using one of her cards? Because nothing walks up on me.
She's putting it behind her so it thinks there's something
bigger there instead of just this woman crouched by the
light. She's taking the safety
precaution. Don't question.
OK, I go over to. The kids and say it's time for
your bedtime. The little boy.
Knows I'm never going to sleep again.
Which car do I drop? You see an.
Old man with like a deer antlers crown on his head holding a
stick in front of you. What would that be with you?
You just use. The Druid, The Jack of Hearts.
OK, so she's just crouched down. Encoding.
Her within teeth just 'cause she feels like it.
It will need to be kept away from anywhere that does have.
Cold iron. Protection.
But how long is? My whip, actually it's a 10 foot
whip. She's going to only, she's going
to only encode the the furthest 5 feet or no, the nearest 5 feet
into 10 feet. And then she's going, she's
going to only do the the closest half of it with teeth 9.
Tails with the teeth. OK, your whip will deal an
additional 1D4 sidekick tan attached to.
It OK and now. She's going to go back inside,
so she's going to unconjure the Derby and come back inside.
Still very clearly irritated. You left the whip outside.
Yeah. She hung it up on that little
White Horse. It's on the.
Horse And then she's going to go over
to the bar and get another thing around and just sit down.
Because she needs. A minute.
So, Stoney, what did you see in that borough?
We. Were running.
Home. And Sissy.
Got ahead of me, I tripped. The next thing I know is fucking
dark. What's your language, lad?
I think it's meant warranted right now.
Pennsylvania. His dad grumbles but kind of
agrees. Well, I heard a scream, so I
crawled into the ball and crept into that old Burrow and.
Then I heard a. Lot of fighting.
And then I saw. You.
He points at you. Or was it?
It was. It was Shaggy.
Shaggy, Yeah. My I got a question glowing with
that's not. Related to this once again I
just thought of something. Are you a fucking Angel come to
save us? A.
Little. Bit.
It's directed to you. Shaky Aggie.
So quiet. Sorry, I will have been busy
cooking. I've got my frying pine going.
I'm full chef mode. I'll just turn to the side.
I'll be like like, no, but we're not angels.
We're just friendly investigators.
That's when. Baby one, that's when Daphne's
going to get up for mercy. I mean, look at me.
Do I really love like an Angel to any of y'all?
And she's going to Blair over her friends specifically.
Maybe like one of those fallen ones in.
Agreement I. I want to, I want to conduct a
little experiment in a second, so I'll let you finish your
little storyline. But then I got something I want
to try to. Well, I'm going.
To ask you think it's? Do you think it's time for these
kids kids to get to bed? I think we'll be not long behind
them. I'll shrink.
His kids to go to bed. Daphne's going to turn and look
at Velma. Have you tried putting any of
the monster in a bag of holding yet to see if the bag will stop
it from disintegrating? We just drug it up here after
you, just before you got here. She's going.
To she's going to go outside, pluck the pluck one more tooth,
put it in her bag and come back inside and then look in the bag
to see if it'll disintegrate within.
Her little. Bag of holding that she has
whatever. 'S inside the bag doesn't
disintegrate. OK, she's.
Going to go outside, grab her whip and put it in the bag,
yeah. Because she doesn't.
Test it. You finished.
With. Shaggy.
I. Mean if y'all want to take some
of the monster parts then we can for further use investigation.
I mean, we figured out we have that ability now before.
We start taking. Bits, I have a question.
OK, when the other monster disintegrated.
Could we see? Where in the body the crystal
was? Approximately in its throat.
OK, please save the throat for me.
I would like to. Exhume the crystal in this one.
I'm going to serve everyone dinner while this is happening.
What's on the menu tonight, Shaggy?
Fancy French dishes with meat? I'm going to look what.
This. Is beef Bourgeoon for?
For I'm being Yeah. Bongenon.
Yeah. Made.
With made with high quality canned beef flavored dog food.
I was oh, where's the chicken you cooked at?
'Cause I think. I'm not eating.
We didn't cook the chicken. Yeah.
It's. Delicious dog food.
You want some. She's going to turn to the
bartender and be like, do you have anything I could whip up?
Like I'm not the best cook but I'm sure I could do better than
that. And she's just.
Going to open palm push the plate you sat in front of her
across the bar just soon as. It makes.
It to the halfway across the bar you just.
At the So let's see the one that I made, I made two things.
So one is any creature who eats the food and spent oh wait, hold
on short rest or when you finish a long rest, you could cook a
number of treats equal to my proficiency bonus.
These treats last 8 hours, bonus action temporary hit points.
So I'll I'll spend the short rest time and then a long rest.
So I'll make everyone the meal. Whoever wants to eat, they'll
get one more hit dice and then an extra 1D eight hit points.
And this is. The monster meal.
No, this is just AI didn't make the monster meal.
This is just a Shaggy's high quality dog.
Food I will dig in so I posted. The special food thing, it's the
middle section and then the other one's kind of like a good
Berry where we can apply it to someone as a bonus action if
they're down. OK, I agree.
I will. Also be eating.
Or plus. Daphne is still waiting at
looking at the bartender, seeing if he has anything but seems
remotely edible. Now.
Let's see, everyone gains 1D8. I guess you could just roll for
yourselves. 1D eight additional HP and then if you roll a hit
dice tomorrow during a short rest, you'll get an extra 1.
Edamir still putting the kids to bed, telling him that it's that
that's all right. Scoop goes behind the bar and
pulls up a a bowl and ladles out a a bowl of of Stew.
This is what we had earlier and sets it down in front of.
Daphne. He said everything's in it.
It was pretty Hardy. She's going to.
Pick at it a little bit before she decides to eat it.
I hope everyone like enjoyed it it.
Was scrumptious. I've got.
Another question that could potentially be useful.
Dead, I plucked. Enough teeth to be able to stick
my arm down. The body's hurt.
See what's in its stomach. Probably not.
You really thought it might just be?
Easier to cut it open. Agreed, So I'd like to wait.
Till the morning so we're safe outside.
Speaking. Of which, before we go to bed,
Fred, do you think we should execute your plan with the
chicken and then go to bed and see if we catch anything?
Or is that? More of a null and void now that
we've got the. Not sure what your ideas were.
Fred No. Fred, we lost him, No.
Sorry I'm. Eating too intense into the
food. What plan with the chicken?
Was there something else besides catching one of the monsters?
With that, so I mean, I don't we we discovered quite a bit about
the monsters tonight. Do we still need to catch 1?
No, I guess not. Is there?
Is there anything else to bring? Make sure.
With the. The conundrum.
Crew cruise leader here before we hit the hay.
I mean, I could definitely benefit from a long rest.
Yeah. I don't know what else we can do
with the chicken because the chicken wasn't a good bait,
right? The monster went out of went
after us, not the chicken. So.
We got to, we got to capture children next.
I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
No agreed it could. Be a distraction.
In the pinch. Maybe better than nothing
trying. To figure out how to.
Get one of those cold iron brands.
Yeah, but. We were informed that there were
towns along the way so we don't have to travel the two days in
one go. Also, we shouldn't eat the
chicken because it gives us eggs.
Good. Breakfast.
Oh, that's right, we should convert part of the Conundrum
wagon into a roosting house. It's a mobile breakfast station.
Next we're going to have pigs. That would be back there's.
The bartender back at the bar. Yet.
He will come back. Eventually, Vitamer is.
His name? Daphne.
I'm not. Interested in his name?
I'm just worrying about who's going to get me another drink.
He well he said help yourself as I grab a bottle and think this
says rum, just pour you like a full glass.
Like I'm. Guessing this is like, you know,
or poor ramen. Stew such a a well balanced
meagle. Welcome to the.
Middle Ages friend. Thanks.
Thanks Vitamir for your accommodations.
We'll be sure to set a watch while we sleep, I guess to make
sure, but I think we should be. It seems like it's quite safe in
here. Thank you for all the
information. I think we'll be on our way in
the morning though if if that's sticking to Fred's planned to
get to our own. Emblem yeah, we definitely.
Need an emblem? It's not safe health or.
I think we should definitely sleep like the longest would be
different. Party agreed.
Right. We long rest, yeah.
I wouldn't. Oh, and.
When I long rest I do not have the crystal on me.
I put it on the bedside table. OK, basically I.
Am trying to minimize the amount of time I'm touching this thing.
OK, I only touch. It I have to.
Just ask me. She's going to curl up in a
chair by the fireplace. She didn't take a bed.
She's just going to pull the chair by the fireplace so she
don't get cold. Oh, if there's no.
Bedrooms then. I guess I.
Will curl up here, I thought there.
Were upstairs. We are at an end.
Yep. There are oh, then.
I go upstairs, definitely. The curl up by the fireplace.
With our actually. Classic room scoop would.
Actually, I'm going to curl up in.
Front of the. Fireplace in like a Crescent.
I'm going to fall. Asleep and the the ends larder
eating their food as we were told we can have anything we
want. Well, that is, did chocolate
exist in the Middle Ages? Not.
In Europe. Let me Google.
That hold on you. Didn't have chocolate, no.
I also took chocolate's AS air from the Americas, so until 1492
plus. I took, I took I took a bottle
of rum Edamir. I hope this is OK and I just sip
on it. Basically.
The only thing to eat in. Cadmir in Europe is cabbage
just. Leave me in.
I only took. The one bottle, I don't know how
many you have, I didn't count. It's all right.
Well you see Daphne with a small little tub of water and a rag
cleaning up her ones from the battle that she went down in
twice. And probably.
Hit the floor hard. Don't worry, Fred, Fred, Fred
took a beating too. So we go to.
Sleep. Next day you wake up.
To find Vito mirror packing as much like shit as he can in the
boxes. That is in the trouble for So
what's what's all this for? Why are you?
Why are you packing? Do you have somewhere you got to
be or do you forget to pay the bills like what I am?
Getting my children away from this fucking place.
That's probably. Smart.
On the side note, could we have the bar?
He blinks at you. You can yet.
Make use of it. I'm sure you'll.
Want to take your emblem with you?
But should. You be successful.
I'm coming home. I wish you luck, but it's no
place to eat. Meds.
And lasses. Do you got a?
Bottle of wine I can have before you leave like.
Also for your travels and as a thank you is a gold piece for
helping get your children to safety.
Yeah, Daphne's. Daphne's gonna hand him a little
bit of money. She's gonna hand him like how?
How much money do I have? According to my background, I
don't. Know what are you?
I forgot what. I even chose I mean.
Sorry, we're supposed to answer that your little 5.
So. You've.
Got money? Just not you're not.
Everyone's got around 10 bucks a person like.
Him. You're rich.
Wasn't I? Like on the richer side?
Alright. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm. Looking, I'm trying to figure
out where it's at. Alright, while you do that, do
you want to finish up with the you be on my I?
Just mine just says you were the heir to something of great
value, not mere coin or wealth, but an object that has been
entrusted to you and you belong. So I have something.
Hand that. Off to this dude.
Here is the sacred text of my family. 14 generations.
Go down the. Route of what's the fucking
movie The bulletproof monk? Like she's just got like an
incredibly old spell tattooed on her.
I'm. Trying to think 'cause it says I
get to choose whether I want to make y'all's characters aware of
my inheritance or not. But I don't even know what I
want that object to be yet, or what it would be allowed to be.
That's something. That I don't know how to
incorporate into a side shot, brother.
Yeah. Yeah.
So yeah. I I I give it to me or the gold
piece and wish him luck on his travels and thank him for the
bar. But.
Stephanie's. Gonna.
Stephanie's gonna. That's news me.
With like him for the room, but then she's gonna go poke at the
dead monster outside a little bit more.
Assume you're taking that emblem with you for the safety of your
travels. Plan to OK, yeah, that's.
That's smart. Very smart.
So so wait. A second, I have a question.
Why aren't we leaving too? Oh yes, but does the plan?
Change. I'm assuming he's handing me the
deed to the bar as he's. There's no deed this.
Is like why? Why are we accepting ownership
of the bar if we are also roll bouncing?
Because it's a bar we're going to stick.
That emblem in our carriage? We're just.
Taking. Stick them why don't we travel
with this with this person? Why don't we just?
He's going out when you're going in.
He's well, I mean. And we're.
Going deeper, he's just leaving. He's he's leaving entire
territory. Daphne's.
Gonna pat one of his kids on the back and apologize for her
previous. I don't know how to word that
in. Like the sight of having to see
her just knock and then she's gonna go fuck at the monster,
OK? I'd be upset too if I were
fucked. Knocked the fuck out, says the
little. Boy language Vitamir.
Thank you for everything. Think we'll be on our way
shortly as well, but we might be able to acquire some staff in
the meantime and send it back to the bar.
And. We'll be taking the profits.
Well, until it becomes propagation for you.
Yep. The side shot.
My brain is broken. Sorry.
Yeah. The side shot turn in turns into
bars like haunted bar simulator. Yep.
Guys, why don't we? Just retire and stay here.
Oh, we've got to solve this conundrum.
Running a bar. Sounds pretty nice.
So you're right, there is a conundrum.
We are good at. Solving this trees, aren't we?
I need a mask. To RIP off.
Is that when Fred goes outside to try and RIP the creature's
mask off? Yeah.
Oh yeah, Velma goes. To retrieve the crystal, the
other crystal from this creature's throat.
OK. Daphne is messing with a little,
like really strong, like she's gathering.
I don't know what you call it. It was like fiber tendrils
something. She's gathering.
Those and putting them in her bag of holding just in case she
needs to make something out of it The.
Crystal. Inside of that one is a
iridescent green. Oh, that one.
That one looked kind of reminds me of Shaggy a little.
Don't you think? At some point we should all have
a crystal just to experience what it's like, and maybe one of
us could. See a little bit.
More about that. They were super evil.
I mean if. You don't want it?
I'll take it. I feel like we should.
Not have these on our person. I just put it in.
My bag. Me too.
We should. Keep them in the in the truck.
We should. Like.
We. Should Yeah, I was going to I
was going to suggest that I could try and eat one.
But we should also probably get going because we don't know when
it's going to get dark. Velma found that out earlier
when you get on the. Rd.
Velma. Stows the two crystals in a
compartment in the van. How safe?
How safe is our carriage? Is it like protecting you?
In the top. It's a full.
Carriage, right? Yeah.
It's a full carriage. It's enclosed.
OK, so we're safe from the. Monster.
Would I be able to? Lift.
Would. I be able to lift the monster's
body so I can continue picking at it in the carriage.
Yeah, it's not super heavy, OK. I'm taking a monster body with
this and I'm picking at it. Sick now that this.
Is our bar. I walk behind it and I grab
another bottle of rum back to the carriage.
Yeah, ready. Just take all the.
All rum, right? Just take all of it, just in
case we have to throw it on someone.
Set it on fire. How much and?
All the food. That and.
If we get tight on money, we can sell it easily.
He's maintaining ownership. He wants to come home sometime.
He has said as much. Oh yeah.
I know. Fine, fine, I take.
One throttle. Of rum so I can make a Molotov
contract. Yeah, oh, question, Is Arcana an
intelligence check? It is OK, I have.
Gifted scribe? Which one?
I make an intelligence check or an ability and I use my
calligraphy supplies that I have.
Uh huh. I can.
Add AD 4 to the role. OK, so that Arcana is a 13 for
the green crystal. OK, you're not entirely sure
what like again, it strikes you that this is feels like it is
made from a condensed version of the ether.
We have fills the gaps with the ethereal plane, but you're not
entirely sure what it does. You don't feel like that
eminence of power that you felt from the one that gives you the
spell slot. OK, give it to me.
Let me see if I can figure something out and do I have to?
Roll a Wisdom check for this one.
Yes, OK. Yeah, it's.
Perfectly safe, just like the first one that you you are
convinced is totally safe for you to have.
When you're. Finished rolling those checks
just fine. You can hang on.
Can I roll it? Can I roll a nature check to see
if the that? Would definitely like to
investigate. I would but I also want to know
if the creatures nails like it's toenails and stuff can be used
for weapon enhancement if that's the side of the point that's.
In hands. I put my lips on it.
OK. So I got a real what and arcana
check to investigate this crystal.
Yeah, Arcana and then wisdom. For Arcana I got a 13 and then
wisdom. So just a basic wisdom one.
Yeah, that is not. Very wise, so I don't know how
well it's going to save. Oh she got a three on the wisdom
save but 13 on the Arcana. OK, not sure what it does.
But you're pretty sure you should eat it.
I'm going to. Hand that to Shaggy.
I'm not doing that. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no. You want to eat.
You want to eat it. You want to eat it.
Now if. Daphne's disgusted by dog food.
She's not going to eat a crystal.
That's that's safe. You want to eat it?
She's going to take us try to take a small bite off the tube.
Like the tiniest little It's a crystal.
You pop it in your mouth. Velma.
Lunges for her but obviously doesn't make it in time.
OOP tries. To eat it before she does.
I guess she. Just swallows it whole.
Yeah. To how, how how soft is this
crystal? Is it like it is a?
Crystal. Oh no, she just.
Swallows it whole. We wanted to do.
And then you hear. Her like OK.
Then you just. Hear her blow air.
I heard so. OK, you can't do it, so I'm
going to roll 2D1 hundreds for you.
Oh my God. Daphne just came in like a
hurricane. What's?
Up bro. Drink.
That. You feel a.
Warmth beginning in your throat. That OK it.
Then turns into a needle like pain.
And. Then you feel that tingle
spread. It spreads as a tingle to your
entire body and. You.
Can now speak any language, period.
OK, I already do a lot, so that's.
Not the OK, I'll take it. Bethany's going to put her hand
out to Velma and maybe any voice you.
Want that you've heard I'm? Gonna I'm gonna mimic Shaggy's
and just talk in Shaggy's voice for a little bit just 'cause I
feel like it. However.
Continue. You feel like you're, how do I
put this? You feel like something's
different other than that and you're not really aware of what
it is. Everybody else.
Her eyes now have like Serpentine slash cat like slits.
I'll take the. Cat one that's like similar to
feline that's like that's kind of.
I don't wanna. Use the word that's.
The only. Way that comes to mind.
Do I have? Is it just the eyes that are
changed or can I? Get Velma.
To inspect me right? What you're in the?
Cart now, right? You have left the.
Tavern. Yeah, I'm.
Actually, we're. Outside, standing next to the
cart. Yeah, that's.
OK. Daphne, you feel a slight dizzy
like unease. Standing near the.
Tavern. Having.
Eaten that crystal. It's gonna look around with
everybody. It's like side out eyes, Yeah,
side eyes and be like, is this mask?
I pull it off. You want to come see if you want
to come. Check me and see if anything
happened. Like it's a monster.
Did. You walk inside.
No, OK, I didn't hear what? You said.
I said Velma. Daphne's trying to call Velma to
come inspect her for anything else.
Oh yeah, she's. Already like has her magnifying
glass out and she's walking circles around Daphne and
examining nothing. Weird other than the eyes is
visible. So even though.
They can't. Like I don't have things or
anything. No fangs, nothing like that.
Well. I'm gonna take one.
I'm gonna take one step in the time.
Just one single step. You.
Feel a profound desire to be here.
Like it's control. What?
You don't want. It like it, like you feel unlike
unwelcome. Unwelcome.
Do you feel a presence? Here, that is unwelcoming to
you. Can I roll a perception check to
see if anything is there Vietnam?
Packing up a shit. Who just.
Vietnamir packing up his shit. Well, I mean, other than, you
know, I'm feeling a little different, nothing really
happened. So I mean, I guess there's like
the depending on the crystal she's gonna look like.
Like. Like, like look in the like,
look in the mirror and I'm gonna pull a mirror out of somewhere
and show her what she looks like.
She's just. Gonna tussle her hair a little
bit 'cause and fix up her parents before she acknowledges
her eyes. I mean, I think they look kind
of cool. Like, I mean, it fits with my
job and everything. Like, I mean, somebody would be
into this. Have like an.
Irresistible urge to like, eat me.
Not even a. Little bit if I'm not going.
To eat your dog food. I'm not going to eat you,
Shaggy. My.
Crystal. I mean that crystal anyone?
Yeah, Crystal seems to be the bar.
There was a. Hole in the rock that at all
with instead of eating crystal Yeah how did it?
Taste. I mean I.
Swallowed a whole. I just kind of.
It just kind of. Went down in one so it kind of
tasted. Like herbal?
Almost. Like.
It was a. Little.
A little. Minty.
I'm. Scribbling in my notebook.
Ideas for a dog Fluid ice cream with sprinkled crystal on top.
But I mean. The crystal, the crystal I ate
and the crystal, they all my hands are two different colors,
so maybe they're like different flavors, something like.
I look over. I don't know the.
Crystal on the table. So, Velma, you don't feel weird
about anything else? The thing is off.
I mean, I feel like I can, I, I guess I feel like I can see
better. I mean, I guess there's
something here, like there's something unwelcoming, like I
don't want to be here anymore. But other than that, no, I don't
feel off at all. It's just like.
You're going to be able to. Completely for a second.
What was that, Daphne, can you do?
Me a favor. Take a take a few steps towards
that that Talisman on the wall over there.
I'm going to say. If you walk close.
To it. I'm going to walk towards it and
put my paw on it. Just pull on, just touch it.
It. Burns.
Not enough to deal damage, but it burns.
She's going to pull. Her hand off and shake it.
I mean, I guess y'all can crucifix me with that Talisman
now, but other than that I mean. OK, we'll.
Reassess tomorrow. Or next.
Time we have access isn't today. Tomorrow, yeah.
Yeah, the the daylight is ticking away and we should
probably hit the road, gang. Yep.
Well, that's. Terrifying.
Read Gang. Let's get in the carriage.
I think we're going to fucking get the carriage.
Yeah. I can.
Ride. Walking.
Ride. Hey, before we get in the
carriage, can that whatever your name was, Val, whatever, I can't
say that. So I'm just going to pretend
like she forgot. But or vitamir of.
Vladimir, can I take that? Mirror with me just in case
anything else changes physically.
Because I think. That's something I should need
to know, be able to see for myself.
Thank you for saving my boy. Please, I hope I never see you
again, he says he. Leaves.
Giving you the mirror. Vitamir.
You said the the town is 2 days away.
Which town was it actually to go to?
To get these signals. OK, OK, OK, White.
That town. Is 2 days away.
It's not the next town. You are right.
Needing to go. It's not even a town, it's
dyvgarodkeep. Dyvgarodkeep it's currently
being. Held but what was formerly known
as the miners, they are now known Order of the White Flame.
The order of. The white flame is, well, a
religious order that sprung up around the woman that found the
white flame by the mines and well, the white flame she found.
It's. A fire that, according to them,
can ward off these creatures, as well as any metal forged within
it, carries that property with it.
So all I'm. Learning is that we're going to
a city that could potentially damage me since I ate that
crystal all I'm here. Hey, you're going to.
Poop in 2 days I hope. But who's the woman that runs
the white flame? You.
You mentioned her. I have it in my notes.
I had a name, the name gone Ivana.
All right. Oh, I.
Like her name? That's I'm interested in her.
I'm intrigued. Well, we thank.
You for everything Vitamir and safe travels.
Yeah, thank you for the mirror. And Daphne's just going to go
after she drags the monster into the carrier.
She's just going to prop the mirror up and be fixing her
appearance to how she wants it. Like just messing.
Brushing her hair out and everything, just making sure she
is presentable all. Right, so we leave.
I'm going to ask Daphne. Yes, but like, did you learn a
lesson not to like just run out there and listen to your
teammates? I mean, not really.
I mean, if I would, I would have talked to.
Actually, I think I could have handled, but y'all are useful.
At least that's something. Sure I'm not.
And that he's just back picking at the creature.
Now this She's specifically interested in its nails.
She's moved on from the fiber from the teeth to the fibers to
the nails. Yeah, Daphne over playing
Monster Hunter, alright. Yeah, so.
Where are we going from here? The keep?
I will. Isn't there a town between?
Yeah, we're. Going to a town between here and
the keeper the next. One on the map looks like
fucking rad. It's fucking rad.
Fucking Grad. Sorry, bad accent.
Yeah, I. I just can't make that sound.
Fucking grad. No, I don't even know.
How to say that? So is it literally just?
How it looks, be careful. Going that way, the folks of
folking Rod. Have.
Not been well, we haven't had traders come from that way and
quite some so be careful. Why is there a sticky hand on my
desk? What the fuck?
Why is there a sticky hand on my?
Desk probably. One of your kids need an
explanation? Some.
Some questions. Are better left unasked.
You mean like those? Stretchy like rubbery.
Hands that you slap on things, yeah.
They still make. Those, yes.
Absolutely, and I don't know where this one came from, but I
have two of them. One is still in its packaging
and one is open. I have no idea where this came
from. What a blast.
From the. Past I have been gone.
For a fucking weekend and I have no idea where these came from.
Sounds like a perfect place for us to go though, since there's
more mysterious shit happening there.
Agreed. Mystery deepens.
It. Takes.
Most of the day of just passing through corn fields, Well,
wheat. Fields and or the wheat.
It's just. Living in Tennessee like.
Critters and stuff around are there like deer and birds and
raccoons. Birds can that.
Can I think is there a? List that are nocturnal, so no.
Are there any? Wildcats around that I can
attempt to tell you no. Why not?
Things are. Short of the occasional bird,
wildlife is basically not something.
Enough. Coyotes.
No groundhogs. The closest thing?
To wildlife see is livestock on once in Every now and then
you'll pass a livestock pen and a like a lone farm off in the
distance. And do they all look like
decrepit? Not just the creatures, but the
corn. The yeah, the corn is growing,
but a lot of it you can see visible signs of like rust and
blight. The animals.
Are thinner than you would expect.
Everything the the further you go, the like it's.
It looks like things are going well enough that like.
Continue to. Like thrive on this, but they
are not thrive but like survive. But.
Thrive. They do not.
They are not making enough to. Or may.
Perhaps not even enough to stockpile.
It's going to be a lean Harvard. So it looks.
Like this isn't need to be stopping upon ingredients and
soap. Is it Shaggy?
Because we can't. Eat that can we like since it's
got like nasty rotting on it. Plus those are.
Farms, probably. Accurate steel.
I mean I. Need a crystal so I really don't
know what's edible and what's not anymore so I y'all are going
to be my gauge for that I guess. I well.
We're I'm cover A. Month's worth of dog food.
Don't worry. Gank.
Once again, I'm not eating at all food.
You might have to well this. Good luck, I will.
I will figure. Out a way to cook this monster
and make like stuffed mushrooms or something before I eat.
How long? Till we get to fook and grad.
Or does something happen on the road?
The day. It sounded like it's most of
the. Day but eventually you do see
the beginnings of a roughly like put together wall in the
distance like it is it's clear that this thing was hastily
erected and not professionally done.
It's just should we? Sorry, it's you can see.
Like the chimneys and roofs of huts, and like houses poking up
above it, this place doesn't look like it's much bigger than
Ornik, if bigger at all. You should can Ed Can you?
Find an find an inn for the night.
Hopefully it has another one of those sigils.
Hopefully it can. Sure.
Look. Not in the bedroom because you
approached the. Lot of hastily made town wall
and are stopped by a fellow wearing a stained white Tavern a
like. What's the name of that
particular like not a like a wide brimmed helmet that you is
kind of stereotypical of like the guard on the wall.
Daphne's going. To poke her head out the car
hold. Strangers.
What business? Have you?
We were. We were just, you know,
traveling through, trying to get to.
The keep this was just. Our next stop along the road, so
we figured we'd take it out for the night.
We. We mean.
No ill will, we're just looking for, you know, food and and rest
for the night in a safe place to.
To. Wait out the dark.
We're like. Famous demon slayers, you know.
Demon Slayers. I'm more I'm.
More famous through other route, but if that's what you want to
call us, then sure. We we are on our way to the the
the key, but we do need asylum for the night.
Hopefully you can help us as we are here to help the hopefully
rid the land of this blight. And then I pull.
Out the head of the guy that I ripped off like this guy, the.
Preacher. Hardly.
Shove it down. And then you and then there's
just almost full at this point, almost fully dissected and
sorted based on what it is. Monster in the ass.
You look like serial killers. Like you.
Just see. They're just a pile of toenails,
pile of teeth. The.
Guardsman looks at you and then like lowers his head down below
the wall, whispering, and then he pops back up.
We're going to get the mayor. Thanks.
What? Well, he goes.
And gets the mail out but. We haven't don't take in
visitors but. What the hell?
Is that thing? I'm you, monster.
We killed Hello my neighbors in Sherry you took.
One of the corn. The corn guests.
What do you call it? Yeah, that that we killed it.
The corn. Guest.
I don't know. We've seen things with that
description lurking in the wheat and the corn.
Makes sense, I don't. Know, but I got it pretty much
fully dissected if you want to learn anything.
I could school. Y'all real quick I guess.
Does he come back with the mayor?
I'm sorry, what was? That Matt.
No, I'm sorry. I had somebody's face.
I did he come back. With the mayor.
Or with the mayor. Yeah, the mayor arrives.
He's a clearly was once a portly man, but it was 1.
Hold up, I. Had to take one headphones out.
Old Gray hair. You said what?
What brings? Demon slayers to folk and grad,
We're just. Trying to get to the keep, you
know, this was just the next spot stop along the road.
We're not here to hurt anybody. Even though my eyes kind of look
it. I'm not here to hurt anybody.
I promise bro. How would you point that out?
Would. Are we close enough that we
could make it before dark, You think?
To the next town if you won't let us in.
I mean, we can give you some alcohol if you like, surprise.
He's squints. I put.
My. Head, basement or head in my
hands? Kind of.
Demon claims to kill demons. I mean.
It's kind of my fault 'cause, you know, I got a little curious
and I ate part of it, but I have no other urges.
I just kind of look like this now.
So, but I mean, I'm the one, I'm the one that helped heal this.
So, Fred. Fred's kind of our leader here,
and I gesture towards Fred. I just you can.
Endure. The white Flame, you have solace
here. Yes, no, thank you.
Yes. We'd like to buy one of those
emblems. None are for.
Sale. We'd like.
To earn an emblem. A check.
That's that's, that's two towns away.
Oh, like never. Mind.
I mean do y'all got a little general store here where I can
buy like you know, some rations or whatever like.
As you're saying that the door opens and you can see just on
the other side of Brazier and I'm sure this is nice not.
Is anybody? Familiar with like the ghostly
like pale flame that comes from a.
Burning. Arsenic.
I've seen. It.
Not. Person.
But I've got to you. It's a Gray purple.
Flame and. I'll look at.
A. What you see?
Here it is a very pale, almost white fire.
I'll put a. Picture in the chat, hold up.
Yeah, it's. Very light Gray, light light
Gray, but you can tell it's not white still it's got like blue
in it and everything. Yeah, that's.
What it looks like, but it's like a Brazier.
So it's got like the standard. It's not laminar flow of like
combusting gases. It's like coals that are glowing
in that color. OK, as as our little carriage
rolls and Daphne's going to ask about it.
Like So what? What are y'all burning for?
Like a light source? Because I don't think I've ever
seen this before. Like it looks pretty though.
So this is like. Something specially mine or
these are. Embers of the White Flame to us
by the. Order of the.
White Flame, if you couldn't stand withstand their heat, you
are welcome within full comrade. Elmo warms her hands by the
fire. Can I roll a perception check to
see if I'm affected by this after eating that crystal to
Velma this? Fire is almost cold, as if
you're passing your hand over top like like the cold air, just
a layer that's just above snow. Passing your hand through it is
kin to that. That's one of.
My favorite thing honestly, but go ahead.
You say warm yourself, but I don't feel no warmth.
Is that a problem? They didn't say.
Warm themselves, they said, if you can withstand the heat.
Oh, sorry. The heat though I guess changed
my words. I feel no heat.
Is that a problem? Welcome.
Come in. It's fair.
No taint. Can I roll with?
Perception check to see if I feel any different one.
Taint Oh my. God.
He looks at Scooby. Or Shaggy.
Sorry, what do you mean? You better have taint.
I waggle my eyebrows. Everybody's got one.
He looks like he does not understand.
He might. Not know it by that name,
Shaggy. It's called a Gooch in some
places. Oh my, the.
Gooch. Yes, the Gooch, but space
between the front and the back. Why you come?
Speaking of fish. Around, I'm sorry, the Gooch of.
Fish. He needs something.
He must be a. Colloquial.
I point downstairs. I say between the front and the
back. It was a joke.
I walk away, you see. I've changed my mind.
You move along. Shit.
Gang, what are we doing here? Let's No, no can I can.
I put my hand out towards the flame and roller perception
check to see if I feel different from how Velma described it.
But you can make. A Constitution check to not take
any damage from touching it. I don't want to.
Touch it. I don't want to be near well
from going. Close to it.
OK, my health has. Restored since that risk, right?
Yes, your full health. OK, let me fix my little thing.
So a saving throw or just a check?
Saving throw. OK, I got a 8.
And falls into the flame. Make a wisdom safe.
And that's even. Worse, but OK.
Oh. Boy, I got a. 14 OK, you're
going to take. Two points of cold damage.
Cold damage, what's the difference?
Doesn't have any side effects or anything.
But you managed to keep a straight face as if it's not
hurting you. What?
Languages. I got a question.
What languages? Can everybody speak here?
Like out of the game specifically?
Common Common sign language, No mesh and.
Velma, you said Velma knows sign language, right?
Yes, sign language. No mesh common.
No. Daphne, being that Daphne knows
every language, knows she's just going to sign to Velma.
I don't. Know you can't speak every
language. You do not know how to do sign
language. Well then.
I'm a speak knowledge. Then I'm a speak knowledge to
Velma and say that hurt a little.
I'm not going to lie. Do I have to roll to not react?
That no. I don't think you would have to.
That's kind of expected, honestly.
I feel like you would expect that at this point, yeah.
Considering your the smartest here I would say.
Just because I. Have a -1 intelligence.
I mean. I'm a plus one but I feel like
the wisdom is also high with that 1 based on the roles.
So I would say overall. Like most.
Knowing. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I represent. I'm just fucking around.
Now, Maya, So where's the closest end?
But as you touch the fire in a fine and the mayor will take you
to the nearest inn. Hooray, I touched the fire.
But we all have to touch the fire, yeah?
He said. That as you touch the fire and
are fine. Oh, OK.
Friend's going to walk up and touch the fire.
In order to get in, you have to touch the fire.
It doesn't hurt anybody but that.
And mine didn't even hurt that bad so y'all will be fine.
All right. With that, with that, Fred is
going to promptly go to the end, go up to a room and go to sleep.
Just going to point. Out we are 100% those people in
the zombie apocalypse who brought someone into the camp
knowing they got bit earlier today.
And it's like not. It's fine, I'm fine.
Don't. Worry for so long.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't say it's the exact same because this was
self-inflicted. Most people in zombie apocalypse
movies don't get bit on purpose so.
Sure. Yeah, who knows what's.
There is. That distinction.
I do but. Daphne's gonna.
Daphne's gonna to. Alec, Pull.
I definitely. Had a few had an urge as Scoob
to push her into the fire. I mean.
Maybe pull Velma? Out of that fire.
Just for the 2 case. Daphne's going to pull Velma
aside so they can discuss how she felt touching the fire.
And we're we've moved on from the guard tower and we have
privacy we along as we. Found an in.
Yeah, as we're. Debating I Basically I tell
Daphne that I want to run tests every single day to see if her
symptoms are worsening. I mean, I'm fine with it.
I've had people do worse. Bro, well, I mean we.
Did a gang? If it.
Counts for anything. I don't feel any different than
I did when we were. When I touched the sigil
earlier, I was. Really doing it?
Do you hear? Progress.
If I speak a Bissell or primordial, what are languages
you did not know originally? That I didn't know originally.
Hold up. Did not.
I have a. Bissell, Giant and primordial.
I. Know if I can find where?
Where do I see the languages I can speak at?
Where's that at, Fred? Huh.
Yeah. Fred's, Fred's.
Fred's gone. Gone to sleep.
Oh, OK. It is about that time, isn't it?
Yep. Where do I see?
Where the languages I can speak at, I don't.
Know are you on the app or the site?
I'm on the. Site in D&D Beyond then it's
the. Bottom left hand side under
languages proficiencies in training.
OK. I know common, draconic, elvish,
primordial, Sylvan and thieves can't.
OK, so when I speak Abyssal to you, you would not have known
that before, but now you understand me.
Right, Jacob? Yes.
OK. So yeah, I can understand you
when you speak a bit. So yeah.
OK, now you're. Aware of this because previously
we're not that like you speak other languages.
Y'all going to sleep? Yes.
And I still. Separate myself from the purple
crystal when I sleep. Technically.
It's when it's when we're in the van, it's in the van and then
I'll bring it inside briefly to store it safely.
Daphne is going to room. With somebody, she doesn't want
to be by herself just in case something happens.
Regarding. Her.
We should be very careful. She might like inadvertently be
drawn to eat the other one. Yeah.
I go. Ahead I'm going to run.
With goodbye, why don't I listen?
I'm going to run. With goodbye.
Yeah, we should keep. The crystal away from her and
keep it hidden. Basically I.
I tried to be covert about where I put it so no one really knows
where it is except me. Well.
I mean, you said you wanted, you were going to want to like
monitor me kinda. So I'm going to run with you
just in case. Because I feel like.
He'd be most likely to figure something out if something did
happen. OK, I hide the.
Crystal in the room. Before.
Before Daphne gets in there. Goes to.
Sleep. I go find the crystal.
Oh my. God.
You go what? Knew someone.
Was going to do this I go. Look for the crystal after
everyone goes to sleep. Give.
Me. OK, first.
Of how? How?
Give. Me a let's see here survival
check to hide it well. OK, I feel like.
That would be survival. More stealth.
I'll give. Let you take your pick.
I'll do. Stealth.
OK, oof. And then I'm.
Rooming with them, right? So Shaggy, give me a stealth
roll to sneak into the room. Let's go view.
I've got it. Sorry.
Though. Would it have an investigation
to find like a spot to hide it? I could tolerate that.
Yeah. OK, we'll do.
That that makes. Sense too see This is why like
Pathfinder because like it has like tells me actually how to
use the skills and there's like uses in combat and stuff OK 22
to hide it I mean there's. A list of like example cases.
Oh. And then because really as in
depth, because that's an intelligence check.
Just a second. Yeah, add your.
D4 Yep. I have to find where it is.
Well, that's an. Investigation, not intelligence.
OK. I was like, what do you have +6
to intelligence? The.
Fuck. OK.
So a 26. You found a.
Loose like a board in the wall. Peeled it back like it's in the
corner. You peel it back, stick the
crystal like around like the corner.
And then? Push the board back.
You know what? To make this more interesting, I
must say Daphne to get didn't go to sleep, she stayed up for a
little bit and she's going to help Scooby when she notices him
coming in 'cause she wasn't asleep.
I don't know. I hate PvP.
For this very reason. 'Cause I never said Daphne was
going to go to sleep. My initial plan was to get her
to stay up and make sure nothing happened to her, just in case.
Go to sleep. She.
Can't go. To sleep.
I'm sorry. She could.
I'm ruining what? I got if you don't go to sleep,
all right. You're going to be so.
Tired and then you won't get your long rest bonus.
Well, you already I. Guess we didn't do.
Anything so? You should consider that.
What? Yeah.
What'd you say? You would.
If you don't sleep, you will get a level of and.
You've already got 1. Sucks, you said.
I will. Get a level of exhaustion.
Yeah, the second level of exhaustion and exhaustion suck.
I'm pretty sure I. Have level 1 from.
Are you like earlier earlier. I just haven't changed it
because it won't. You didn't if you don't.
Sleep, you'll get 2. What's level 2 day?
I can't see. What it does?
You have to look it out. You have to go.
Will it? 5E Exhaust on.
Speed halved and level 1 is Disadvantage on.
Ability checked on. Ability checks advantage on.
Ability checks and speed halved like exhaustion sucks.
Yeah, I'm. I'm not trying to get there, I'm
only going to. I've got I've.
Got like 6 hours that I could sleep and then two hours of late
activity that I could do. So that's the only amount of
time that I'm going to spend on this.
OK, so. You give me a stealth check to
sneak into the room? Well.
Daphne's going to. She's not, she's not going to be
all the way asleep yet. She's just going to be kind of
sat there. But she's not going to snitch on
Scooby or help him, OK? I.
She's. Just kind of witnessing.
I also don't sneak into the room, I peer through maybe the
keyhole or the like as much as I can and cast mage hand.
OK, and I. Have it float around and look
for two hours trying to find this crystal.
OK, that's. Still going to be a stealth
check I believe. OK.
So would I. Notice this hand or not, because
you you. It is a glowing hand.
He does. I'm guessing he does not have
mage hand. Whatever, being an arcane
trickster 1414. All right, what is Velma's
passive perception? 1111 OK, so you don't notice the
mage hand. What is Vel?
Like Daphne's passive perception.
How do I see? That just what it is plus 10.
It would be on the left hand side under senses if you're
looking at your sheet, right under saving throws.
Above the proficiencies and trainings, there's passive
Perception, Investigation, my passive.
Perception is 15. OK, so.
You do see the hand? All right.
Now give me an investigation check to find the hidden or
perception check to find the hidden.
You said investigation or perception and.
Because of your methodology, you can't see through the hand,
you're going to have disadvantage.
Yep, so I get to pick. Which one?
I do no him she's talking to. Scooby.
You see the? Hand is just.
You're. You're faking venusly Nat.
One for my disadvantage and 21 for the fucking other role.
All right. You knock over like a vase, I.
Sorting. Through the room I drop.
The hand and mashes. All over the ground.
Drop the hand. And scare back to the room.
Does that wake up Velma? Yeah, it wakes.
Up Velma. Does Velma.
Notice that Daphne is also awake.
Well, what the Ding, Nabbit? I.
Feel like Daphne would just be sitting there smirking with her
eyes closed just her head rested up.
So she's. She's got a smirk on her face.
You can tell she's awake because she's smiling.
But what's going on? I mean.
I just saw this. I just saw this giant floating
hand. I don't know where it came from.
I don't know who did it, and then I heard somebody Sprint
down the hallway. But other than that, I wouldn't
up to nothing, Adam said. I wasn't here for no evil.
I'm not going to betray y'all's trust.
We're the people of this town's trust.
So just trying to get a good. Night's sleep and she like
grumbles as she. Moves.
The blankets off of her and slips on her little slippers and
gets her robe on and shuffles out into the hallway and starts
going to I guess. The different rooms, yes.
But she's listening. Or.
You're looking for the Fred Scooby.
Shaggy Room, Yeah. Yeah, so I go.
Into the guy's room. What does she find the guy?
I guess I'm before I wake everyone up, I'm listening or
I'm going to. See if I can tell.
If anyone's awake, Daphne. 'S just going to quietly like
slink behind her. She's.
Watching it, she just wants to see everything go down.
So there's. That and then there's my D4.
I don't know what's. Inside that room boss so.
Natural 20. 30 not. A 6 + 4.
So yeah, 20 + 10. Probably.
An **NSYNC snoring fest going on, It's like.
I'm actually asleep. I.
Jumped back. Into bed and.
I. Opened the.
Door and you can see the Shaggy is wearing his.
His what, Shaggy? Is still wearing his shoes.
Wait, no, Scooby, Scooby. My bad Scooby mixed up.
I would. I would I would expend the spell
slot to make it look before I go to sleep fully for this guy
self. Well, no matter what who's ever
is awake, I can tell that they're awake.
I don't need to know who it is. Yeah, No, I'm not.
You could. Yeah, like Scooby, like Shaggy
is awake, you know, Scooby is awake, Scooby is 100% awake.
The. Person that I can tell is awake
is. Closed and I'm snoring.
Daphne. 'S going to whisper like no
detection check. OK.
I will give Scooby the chance to make a performance check.
Daphne. 'S just going to win for.
Difficulty, I dare you. Daphne's going.
To waste literally impossible. Daphne's.
Going. To Daphne's just.
Going to whisper in no mission Vilma's ear.
I think we know you know, we know who did this and get you
were immediately suspicious of me.
You're the one in the room. Can you blame me?
And I take, I take both my hands and I grab the ankles of this
person who's attempted to disguise themselves while they
sleep, and I pull them towards the end of the bed.
Like trying to pull. You off the end of the bed.
What the hell? You know what you've done I
haven't done. Anything.
What are you? Doing I.
Was. Dreaming about snacks?
Don't play dumb. Scooby, it's not going to end
well for you. You don't.
Have to play, I hate him. Dumb.
You just now I. Wake up.
I'm picturing this, correct me if I'm wrong but Elma has Scooby
like pretty much pinned to like he's she's holding him to the
edge of the bed and I'm Daphne's just pacing behind her with a
smirk on her face. I'm imagining.
It Scooby's like caught himself so his torso is still on the
bed, but half his body is off the bed and I'm holding his
ankles and then. Daphne's pacing behind Velma
with a spark on her face, looking down at Scooby.
I'm eating a sandwich now. I'm not, I'm not mad.
I'm annoying that you disrupted my sleep.
I. Was on that. 20 for my
performance by the way, I did it with advantage technically
because of. The I'm not.
Look at it, why did you get to roll?
Advantage because he was. Using an illusion, yeah.
Well. You still didn't beat a 30 so.
But it wasn't naturally funny. So was not hers.
Oh geez. Holy fuck.
That's. Excellent.
That's. Bullshit.
That's that's amazing. I thought I thought you were.
Just fucking with me. No, it wasn't.
Not 20 + 6 + 4. Yeah, I got.
The little notification of her rolling and I was like, this is
going to be good walking. Natural 20 versus natural 20.
What a way to end it, y'all? Yeah, I.
Think that's a good spot? To to call it.
Yeah. All right, y'all, we're going to
call it in the middle of an argument.
Y'all don't want to finish y'all as little.
There wasn't much to argue. I feel like.
That's a good. Spot to call it like the the
circle zooms in on a very grumpy, groggy Velma.
Yeah, and Daphne, Daphne. Just mark and shaking her head
behind her and then. Just and then ashamed looking
Scooby. Since you.
Said Daphne's eyes are almost like feline now You know how
like cats eyes I can like glow. Like almost they look like
they're glowing in the dark sometimes.
That's what I'm imagining happening here is this you see a
pair of eyes staring down at you.
Just you. Can't see that well at night.
It's not better, but that's just kind of like a physical
manifestation of what happened. It's to let the people of
Division Garod know she's fucked.
Up. Well, I guess.
I'm not saying she could see better, I'm just saying like
since the room would be dark now, would he be able to just
see a pair of eyes looming behind Velma?
No, she doesn't. Have like the special like cells
that didn't reflect. The light.
Oh. Well, you just hear Daphne from
behind Velma. Daphne just chuckling this,
she's so amused 'cause she knows my hat went attempted to happen.
Anyways, we will see you all next time.
Yep. This is my social interaction
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