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Hand of Feet tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
The campaigns starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the infinite sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten.
And again, the hand of fate tosses the dice rolls, spins,
turns. One of the myths that find
themselves in this realm is that of the Santa Claus.
How he gives toys to the many children and the elves and
reindeer that help him in such. The elves have been spoken of as
more or less in a slave sense as they work tirelessly to bring
these toys and joy to children, and Santa sits back relaxing 364
days out of the year while they do so.
They've had enough and the reindeer are tired of carrying
his sleigh filled with all of these toys to give to children.
You all are the part of the reindeer crew.
If you want to tell me who you are so then you can start
ragging on this old man that sits before you with a large
belly, grey white beard, Milky white eyes and is just
constantly checking his naughty and nice list, which the naughty
list seems to be growing inevitably long.
I ain't afraid. No naughty list.
So I'm a dancer and I can distract the enemy and give him
disadvantage. Yeah, you can see me coming.
Blitzen's had enough for your shits.
I will stop you to death with my moves of lightning.
I guess I'm Rudolph. I'm really shiny.
I can guide them to the target. Fuck up this old man, I have no
contact. I'm Donner.
And then Donner's just going to
yell or Haw or whatever noise. Reindeer, this one.
Yeah, you should guys should have.
I assigned them randomly. Oh, I'm one of these.
I'm I'm the running boy. I just I just clicked on them
and put your names on them. Game this one.
I don't see my name. I'm glad you gave us all
different ones. That's good to leave.
Yeah, that's the only thing I tried.
Was movable. I was like, oh, I can move this
one. That one's me.
The other ones are sleeping. Zoom in.
It says that, oh, we're already marked.
OK, I see. And we are large.
And I had one of two ways that we could start it.
You guys could be going straight up to the the big man, or you
guys could start it off complaining with the elves in
the backroom. That's what I was thinking.
I feel like we should shoot the shit around.
Sit on Santa. The yeah, probably water
Spitzer. Yeah, you are the elves.
I'm I'm scooting. I I only put one on the map
because I was like, I'm not populating hundreds of elves
because I've seen how that goes. Just make a really big milk
token with like a bunch of little elves in the artwork.
Like a swarm. Like a like a swarm in
Pathfinder. Just throw like 100 of them on
to 1 PNG and slap it in there. Guys then are sitting around the
Yuletide tree in the back near the water or the the milk cooler
and the cookie dispenser and the and the the shitters and the
guys are talking about how you're going to repay him for
his kindness of working you guys to the bone.
As we stuff ourselves with cookies.
Yep. Complimentary cookies.
Dude that's like the only part is that sometimes we get
cookies. He wants to appease us with a
cookie party. Yeah, in this economy.
We don't even get dental. You look over to the to to an
elf. He's like, you know, you know
him as as Delve because that's all he could say without his
teeth. Just all your sugar and my dad
get diabetes because of it. Real.
RIP Lionel, May he, may he pass on his recipes.
I've had it up to here and flying is exhausting.
We've done this for like, how many hundreds of years?
Like. I may be moving and grooving all
the time, but my back man notice I don't do any floor moves
anymore. Yeah, I can't get back up.
By the way, this whole time I'm just.
Like. Imagine that the deer equivalent
of a girl like twirling around and waving her arms arms and
just like dancing to no music in her own.
Like imagine Luna from Harry Potter, just kind of like
dancing to something that only she can hear.
And that's the equivalent of what I'm doing.
All the while stopping by whatever table is closest that
has cookies and snagging one that find me more of those
molasses cookies. Thanks.
Yeah, Donner's just munching cookies.
And just, like, grunting in agreement.
Like nom nom nom. He's not a happy camper.
The the door opens and one final L filters in as you guys have
all been filtering in from down down in the lower workshops and
he seems to be covered in glitter and stuffing and he
locks the door behind him and just goes.
They've called to the adjourn the meeting of how we're taking
down this fat bastard. We will simply stomp him to
death with our hooves. Look careful there, you know if
you talk about death towards the ban will explode in confetti.
Has anyone tested this? Theory We will stomp his toes
with our hooves. Yeah, or his fingers.
Maybe he can't hand out presents if he doesn't have fingers,
right? And another elf runs up into the
center and he's like diesel park guillotine on Santa and he just
explodes into confetti. That seems fun.
Does that happen to me too? No.
So we don't. We don't even have the freedom
of speech suppressing us. Here, mighty wizard that Santa.
We're being repressed. Help help.
Is Rudolph adding into any of the complaints?
Rudolph. Doesn't know any better.
He's too young. Just doesn't get.
It I thought he was really nice when he let me join the Reindeer
games, but. Look, look, I, I, I thought we
were passing this Rudolph. You're right, we've got to stick
together. Wait, wait, wait, Has anybody?
What happens? So if if we're successful and we
can eliminate Santa, then what happens on Christmas?
Missus Claus. Does nobody get presents?
Do the Are the elves out of work?
What do we do? I'm the deer to we.
Really need we? Do carry around the presents
like we do most of the work. So then, will we take a sleigh
full of elves? It's called Crouch.
I bet they fit down. I bet they fit down the chimney.
Better than that fat fuck ever. Did Mrs. Claus and Jingle and
Jangle would do a much better job.
Jingle. Oh, I like this.
Can we talk to Miss Missus Claus?
She might be on board with us. She might help.
Or she on his side. There was there was that one
time that that Dixon like got impounded and pushed S to agent.
We don't talk about that. Jingle, Jingle.
And you're talking about? You know that you're without a
Santa Claus. Pipe up to your encouragement.
Yeah, we can show you Missus Glass's room.
Perfect. Let's let's start there.
She knows where that old man's weaknesses are.
We really should get her on our side.
The the the elf that had locked the door before coming in says
you've got to consider that you got to sneak through the
workshop to get to their to their room.
I don't have to sneak. I I can't sneak bring the
Thunder. But like you know, I go where I
want fine. OK, well I I think Mrs. Glass
did want the recipes from Durf's Molasses Cookies.
Do we have the recipe? Dave.
This is the elf without any teeth.
Perfect. So are any of the reindeer
wearing like fancy halters or fancy, you know, like reindeer
gear with pockets or even have like secret pockets?
Yeah, so. So the Donner is definitely
wearing like a harness, like a. Yeah.
Are we like tacked up? Do we have our little Jingle
jangle bells or what? You guys have tack and such, but
you tell me what you're wearing. Yeah.
So it's not just tack, it's like a vest.
And it definitely has all kinds of pockets all over it.
And he makes us wear this all year long.
It it, it chafes. And and jangle go.
I like my bells. With all their bells that are on
them, yeah. We're tired of all these.
Bells. And they're still dancing with
them, though. I think they're pretty swell.
I want to wear what I want, although I did have this sweet
custom vest made and that's where I can put the recipe.
Can somebody give you the recipe?
They're fans it off too. Someone with fingers and.
It definitely goes. In to get a peek at the recipe
before it's pocketed and tries to memorize it.
Oh, that might be useful. So so that's definitely going to
go on like front, like right below Donner's nose on their
chest. It's like a little.
Pocket. That's where the recipe goes.
Excellent. All right.
To Missus Claus, maybe, maybe I'll pretend like I'm hurt and
and I just want to like Missus Claus is like a grandmotherly
figure, you know, full of comfort.
Maybe one of you elves will be leading me.
Maybe I can like fake cry. What do you think of this plan?
Or Missus Claus said that she was going to show us how to make
the molasses cookies so we can all go.
I thought she wanted the recipe for the cookies.
Oh, true that you wouldn't know how to make them.
Or because she has thumbs, she want to know how to make them
and she's going to make them for us because we don't have thumbs.
Yes, I want molasses cookies. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I imagine all the cookies that once existed in this room are
now just gone. Yes.
Yeah. Yeah, they're that you guys are
launched your way good, good bit through the the the cookie
vending machine. I'm like actively sniffing to
see if I can detect any more cookies anywhere.
I can't confirm there are no more.
Yeah, the plan to get Missus Claus to make us more cookies
sounds great. Yeah, because if you act like
you're hurt, then only you can go, oh, we want as many eyes on
this as possible. Yeah, well, it might take all of
us to convince Missus Claus. I don't know if she is anti old
man, like she might need some convincing.
And that's not my that's not my specialty.
I can just get us there, that's all.
That's all I can do. Let's.
Go. The the one that's locked the
door, it's it's finally good to that we have some sort of plan.
Twinkle, twinkle button. Stitch is tired of this shit and
unlocks the door and he goes. It's the last room on the far
left. He points outside of the door if
you've forgotten and he's holding the door.
Kind of like enough for you guys to get out, but like, waiting
for you to leave too. I thought you were leading us.
OK. I can, I can do that, yeah.
So. I'll.
I'll lead, you're bleeding away. I didn't realize it'd be so
simple as the last one on the left.
Yeah, and you see a bunch of elves all at their workstations
with their heads down, sweating. Some of them are looking like
they're malnourished and not well kept.
And we got to get these awesome cookies, man.
There's no way Missus Claus knows about this.
Here you go, and he perfect unlocks the door.
I'm going to shoot him some finger guns.
Oh no. What's?
This is it. Is it just you 2 that with that
way it looks like too is this. Squad.
Tell me. This is Missus Claus's
experiment that, like the cult, is just just the the the plot is
getting deeper with the cult. We we all went together, right?
OK, just. Clarifying Rudolph, with your
nose so bright, Rudy, you're supposed to leave my sleigh.
Tonight, Rudy won't go away. There's gonna be a bad again.
I got it. There's got to be.
A jolly explanation for this. So you guys?
Well, actually the the look on the, I think it's Dancer's face
is great for this. Oh, Donner.
Donner is Rudolph's dad. Oh, really?
If if we're going off the rank and bass cannon.
Open open the door and stands off to the side and you guys go
into what looks like a small conference room with a skeleton
on it and in Missus Claus's clothes with a a single note
that says rest in Pete's bitch sign Santa.
That doesn't doesn't say snitch is good snitches, snitch is good
stitches. We're cooked.
Snitching bitches. It is on site.
Well, this is even more. You know.
She's clearly been dead a lot. Or by magical.
Means. And we didn't even notice.
When's the last time we saw her? How?
How does Heinz? Ask this guy Forsaken place and.
Go. Mr. Elf.
Oh. Yes, yes.
Come, come inside. Oh, OK, as long as Missus Claus
says it's. Oh my God, what's happening,
Missus Claus? Just see tears welling up.
I thought she. Just baked me a.
Casserole last week, last week. I don't know, it's hard to keep
track. It was like 2000, maybe 5000
toys ago. I don't get much break time.
This is the closest time since just Christmas is just finished.
We've finally had a second to relax.
That explains why why a couple of cookies doesn't feed everyone
if it's a cookie a week. Sometimes it's shortbread that
comes sometimes last two weeks. Sometimes ginger snaps.
So do any of us have any magical abilities?
Do we have like detect magic or or anything like that?
We have magic resistance and we can ram things and we have a
hooves attack. I just want to know if we can
tell if this was like natural deaths or magical but that's we
might not have been given those abilities also might not be
relevant. We have Pack Tactics.
Oh. Yeah, did you by the?
Name Colleen. You could still do some
investigation roles obviously too, just throw another out
there. Yes.
I will. So is this like investigation?
Yeah, like, is this actually Santa's handwriting?
It seems to be. Seems to just.
Just like with the, you know, passive perceptions.
I wrote a 10 investigation. I'm going to see if I can.
Find anything that would make me not believe this is missus.
Claus, how do you make a note of like what you're rolling for and
stuff like how did you format that role you just did?
I went into D&D Beyond. Oh, you're in D&D Beyond?
OK. Yeah.
How do you do it without a character?
So I guess I you're fair I've I've rolled it on.
You just, yeah, you just roll. You just roll the die that pops
up in the corner. You can.
Just so yeah, our our. Like it if you're on.
Investigate. Any sort of character sheet or
like anything like that? Oh, I still have to open up one
of my character sheets. Yeah, on the bottom left hand
corner. So so luckily.
Or you can just roll in D or rule 20.
It's there's a Yeah, I was just. Wondering how you got the little
format there so I can click that it's?
Because I rolled from my character sheet but I shouldn't
right? So it should have been AD 20.
But luckily the modifiers are the same.
So investigations and intelligence role and I Mama is
plus zero as do our our reindeer.
Well, the yeah, the legendary yeah the reindeer step block
doesn't have a ants modifier either.
OK. To answer your investigation
role of a 10, though, you get up close then Donner, right listen,
Donner and you, you, you lick the bones just to check and you
can taste ever so slightly the the stringency of some sort of
emulsifier and it makes your tongue tingle.
You're guessing some something like some sort of acid was used
to remove the flesh from the bones.
How awful. That wasn't cool guys.
Some some real nefarious shit happened here.
Oh, I didn't get to say what that was for, but yeah, that was
also supposed to be an investigation role, but I failed
it so. But really, I'm sure is nothing.
What were you trying to do with that investigation?
I know you're trying to. Sniff.
It or look around for like how did she die?
Like I'm guessing he brought the body here after the fact.
OK. And I knew some of your other
question there too, which was class of clarifying about the if
this was actually Santa's note, you were quite sure that that is
Santa's note just because of the sniffing of it reveals his
characteristic Tannenbaum and. Ollie Jollie Musk.
Yeah, that a fresh baked cookies that lingers on his beard and as
well as you know, the signature looks to be in in order.
But the generally it it's unclear to you in any shape or
form how this body was brought here because it looks like it's
been laid out. There's like holly lined around
the side and some nice odor reducing candles in the room
that are burning nearby. Almost looks reverent, but then
you got the name calling. Or reverent.
Or they're just trying to keep this quiet.
They want nobody to accidentally discover.
Like they removed anything that would rot and then they brought
in all this good smelling stuff to cover up any bad smells that
might be lingering. The door was unlocked though.
It's almost like you had to. Unlock it.
Oh, Twinkle. Twinkle in in their morning,
like wailing on the floor. Just.
I didn't lock it. He did.
Yes. Yeah.
Oh. He Santa didn't see us going.
Here. Well, you can't blame.
Yourself. But what if he did this is
fucked up. We can't just.
Live here with him? No, we have to make him pay.
Gotta do it. I agree to do it to him.
Get him. I.
I am all about using these thunderous hooves to bring down
the Big Redman. How are we going to do it?
With our hooves. So so besides Santa and miss the
the now cease Missus Claus, may she rest in peace.
Are there and are there any other creatures here besides the
elves? Not on this level.
You do know Santa had employed within the last year or so.
Actually, it's been quite a few years since we played the this
one shot. Even I was looking back through
it and I think it was all the way back in like 2022-2023 or
something like that. Anyways, so, but from that
recollection, you, you, you do recall down below in the other
workshops, they were like rakshasas that were employed.
For those that don't know, it's like a tiger creature that is
resistant to most magics. Tiger humanoid.
Boxes here. Yeah, there were.
Yeah, they're down below in there.
Are they also being overworked or are they being given special
treatment? Oh no, they seem to be guard
duty, you know, for the most part.
So they have much higher clearances, much higher.
They might not be on our side. Yeah, but if we're going to
bring down the Redman, we're going to need everybody on our
side. We can't fight those guys and
Santa. Kill this old.
Man, we have to go convince them to join.
Our either, yeah, we're either going to have to go convince
them or we're just going to be have to have to be super speedy
and take Santa out in like one shot.
And I don't think we can do that.
So off we go to the basement you said it was or a different
level. Where were they again?
They're in the workshop somewhere.
Yeah, downstairs, this is like the upper level where Santa's
kind of domain is for the most part.
OK, how do we get downstairs? It was back in the workroom, you
guys were in it. There was like a set of stairs
that let down and as you guys are standing there you hear the
door at with Twinkle laying on the floor, slab open.
What the heck are Stern in here? I don't know why I made him
fucking Gaelic. I made him Scottish.
Yeah, it's like my default accent.
I'm sorry. I'll change it as I go.
But. Funny, Funny of you to be asking
questions, Sir. What exactly are we looking at
in this room? We just want him more cookies.
Missus Claus is resting. Let her be.
Point with the hoof and be like that that that's Missus Claus
you're confirming of. Course, who else would be?
Last I checked, Missus Claus was alive.
You know, there was like meat on her bones and skin.
And we're missing some key components here.
And then he just gets this gun on his face and you can see
poking out on either side of his Red Hat, a set of horns as he
goes. I guess you've figured it out.
And he just takes off, running back towards his chair where a
large portal pops up. Ah, shit.
I guess maybe we should have been speedy.
Let's see here. After him.
I'll give him the surprise round of just dashing so.
We get opportunity attacks. You are not close enough,
especially not with the surprise round 'cause he, this is him
surprising you guys, he. Gets to there.
Are we surprised him with a chicken?
What reindeer do you want to be? Who taken?
Rudolph. Who's not taken is Cupid comet?
Or blitz and blitz and Don are taken.
Yeah, Cupid, Comet, Vixen, Prancer and Dasher.
Give me Prancer. That's not what I said I did.
I don't believe 'cause I think that's Emily.
Oh, OK. Oh, you said the ones that
weren't taken? I thought that's who you were
naming. Oh, no, I was naming the ones.
Yeah, I was naming the ones that weren't taken.
Maybe I said Prancer, but I didn't mean to.
Cupid, Comet, Vixen. Dancer.
Dancer is what I said. Dasher.
Yeah, Dasher. Then I can be Dasher.
OK, If you go to the general chat and save some time on your
sorry, and then you can see Doc that I have for their stats and
Dasher's special ability there, which is a cunning action, Hide
and dash as a bonus action. Yeah.
He, he and Dasher disengage because he's Dasher.
And I will give you this guy because he looks like he's
running fast. So are we going to pretend like
Dasher's been here the whole time and just fill you in, or
are we going to? OK, so the elves, us and the
elves are pissed off because we worked too hard and we think
Santa doesn't give us enough appreciation, so we want to
revolt and overthrow Santa. So we were going to go talk to
Missus Claus and get her to be on our side.
We were going to. We have this.
Yeah. Go ahead.
But she's that skeleton there, so obviously we have a problem
with that. Confirmed by.
Santa, we confirmed that some sort of acid was used on her to
to to separate the fleshy bits from these Bony bits and that
the handwriting on this note on the table is Santa's.
And then Santa came in and confirmed that that's Missus
Claus and she's dead and he had something to do with it.
So we were. We do have the sweet recipe for
molasses cookies. I don't know if that's going to
be important later or not, but I think it's relevant.
We have the sweet recipe for molasses cookies.
We're going to have her make, but now we don't have thumbs so
we can't make it. Yeah, OK, so and I I came in and
Santa is now running away. Yeah, to a portal.
He also has horns. Yeah, he grew horns and said you
figured out my plot. No we didn't.
No idea what your plot is. Pretend like we know and chase
him down. You need to expose it more,
motherfucker. He's not your stereotypical evil
villain. He will not expose his whole
plot. He just said we figured it out.
Oh, there's also some other people on the basement that we
can talk to. Maybe there's some like guard
type people who might be able to talk to them.
We're going to go talk to them. And then Santa.
Yeah. Well, let's run down Santa
first. We're reindeer.
We can catch him. Yeah.
What a rock Shasa is. I don't know what a rock Shasa
is other than a tiger type. I know what a rock Shasa is, but
Rudolph sitting at the table. Rudolph.
Is not sitting at the table. Can I make a religion check?
I don't know what his skill would be because guiding false
he's a cleric. I want advantage on this.
OK. I think it's wisdom though,
right? You already got a + 2 in it,
right? But yeah.
But advantage never, never underestimated advantage.
Never underestimated advantage I.
Rolled A9 so I got an 11. Roll again.
No. Where is that the?
No, that's the one. Out of the out of the advantage
I. Rolled A2.
And. A9 With that you, you know for
sure those are some bad motherfuckers.
And that's why you guys haven't revolted before this point in
the years that were culminating to this point, you would come to
kind of just bear it. But you're you're you're that's
you're finally tired of the shit enough to try and get Santa
alone. And that's why you guys had
built the union with the elves to try and overthrow Santa,
because they seem to be on your. Side, we're unionizing.
OK, got it. I'm pretty sure rock shots is
for friends. Like that's our first hand.
Let me see and then I can tell you they're.
They're friends. You would, you would, you would
know that they are not of the yeah, of your guys's normal
plane. They've they've been summoned
in. I mean, we're Faye.
Yeah. With all that information being
dropped, I think it's time to roll initiatives.
Yes. So we are chasing Santa.
Run Santa down. He just admitted to doing
something bad to Missus Claus. We're taking him out.
Like rock Shasta, they're cool. Like they're from like him.
I believe they're from Hindu folklore.
Yeah, like. They they, they pretend.
They they can pretend to look like normal people, but then the
way you tell they're a Rakshasa is that their thumbs are on the
wrong side of their hand. Yeah.
Creepy. So like your standard like like
trickster demon that just the hedge will find the thing that's
odd about them. He did not roll very good.
I'm seeing you guys want to. I see a 12A14 and A-16.
Those are so much. Better I don't know how to get.
Back to the the the thing in roll 20 that shows what people
rolled it's. The little voice bubbles thing
and the sidebar on the right. It's left most button at the top
of that. Wait wait wait.
Sidebar on the right, left most button, jukebox the.
One that says chat jukebox. It says jukebox jukebox.
Jukebox is on the left. Oh look for the one that looks
like 2 voice bubbles and it's called chat.
Oh, that's weird, I had to click it again.
Ah, weird. I am still missing Rudolph's
Oops. Excuse me Also, I guess I have.
What am I rolling for now? You're an initiative he rolled
in 11. Unless that was for something
else. That was for something else.
Oh, OK. 10. Well our our dex mod is 3 right?
12. Oh, I did not add a modifier to
the roll. I don't know how to do that.
I can do it. It just R/1D20 plus 3.
Oh. That's what that's what I did.
So -12 like that. That's the the Dex mod is
included in that. Oh yeah, you can see the dice
plus three. That's cool.
And then 14 14 + 3 is 17. I'm used to just raw dog in roll
20. 12. I put the wrong one in there for
that anyways and the 12th was correct and so a 13 OK that I
believe that is then Prancer going first.
Oh, who did I get? It's Anna.
Put some distance between us. Already I'm.
Going to book it out of here. Get it?
We got, we got, oh, we have a fly speed of 90 feet.
Yeah, we can get him. Easy.
The Batman's not escaping at us, I.
Mean, he says. This this is the big clause.
You may have some tricks up his sleeve.
Who? Goes first.
So wait, what do we have to? Do.
At fly speed, do we have to do something special to fly versus
just walk or go 90 versus 50? You.
Have to state you're flying, don't you?
As far as I know. Just checking with the.
Yeah, you just have to state that you're flying, especially
because it is innate that you can fly.
Oh. So are the squares in the room
technically too wide? No, the squares in the room are
correct. Those are 5 feet squares.
Large. The one on the outside, those
are like tiles inside. So every four tiles is 5 feet.
It just kind of overlapped with the grid that way.
Got it. You can kind of see there is a
darker outline for the five foot squares if you really focus.
15/20/20. Five, I have that industrial
tile floor, so I can just hose down the.
Yep. The Tears of the Elves.
But it's shitty and well maintained.
It's like some of it's coming up in places.
And the lighting's real crappy too.
Like there's giant chandeliers that are still burning like
candles. That mood light I was.
Going to say it feels really shitty.
It'd be like fluorescent and like strobing a little bit.
Because we can only get to here with the fly speed.
Of a little bit of where can we get?
Here. Oh yeah.
On a table. Well, OK, so I can only get to
there. Some people can get closer.
That's that. That 90 is flat.
That's without any action. So you could dash 180, right?
Are. We just going to like run in and
kick him. Yes, that's why I blame him.
We have a charge attack. Yeah, if the reindeer moves at
least 20 feet straight toward a target and hits it.
OK, so I'm thinking about just flying normally and then using
my action to give him disadvantage.
That hits for the RAM. So while you guys are all
attacking, the first thing he'll try to do is a disadvantage if
he tries to attack us back. Yes, sound good.
Yes. Let's do it.
How do I measure measure, measure, measure?
Are we doing pack tactics here? We.
Should. I don't.
Think we can 'cause we're not all.
Hooked up. Wait, hang on.
If they're fine with intent, into another reindeer.
In the harness, in the harness we're not like we're not
strapped up to the sleigh, so I guess we don't.
Have that's is that you guys like that Josh?
But you guys have your tack on so.
Oh yeah, OK, I I took. As long we have.
Oh, so we don't have to? Be together.
Yeah, we don't have to be connected to each other.
We just need to be in our reindeer gear. 10 feet.
Our reindeer. What do we get for that?
Hack tactic. You get advantage on that group.
Where does it say? That on our character sheet,
yeah. It's at the very bottom, a
Dungeon Masters tip. Oh I see.
It's just something that Cobalts and other little guys get.
It's what makes Cobalts real bastards, even though
individually they're pretty squishy and you got a group of
them they pop off. OK, Yom so I've run out.
I may regret this. And I do a little dance.
I dazzy you with my my poor choices and he has disadvantage
now. Somebody come get her dancing
like a stripper. And do a very angry dance if you
guys haven't all gathered. Haven't gathered.
For that, Yep. Dancer isn't all quite there.
He comes by it honest. He's expressing his grief
through the singer. Of dance, apparently, or.
She. Yeah, and she is.
Expressing her, she comes by a girl dance.
A little candy cane pole pops up into existence in front of you.
A. Little what?
And like big enough for you to dance on about candy cane pole.
Oh, thanks. It's just always there, ready to
go. You.
Get yourself to call it threateningly.
OK, that's my, that's my turn. OK, then that would be the 17.
Oh I'm sorry, he has to succeed on a wisdom save, I forgot about
that, but whoops, got roll. I was gonna let it slide.
I read it. Too.
I'm not a rule breaker. 20 He's pretty wise.
An old man, oh boy. But I think then that goes to
daughter. He made a mistake.
Yeah. So how do I get out of this
room? Do I have to move here and then
go towards Santa or because I I'm assuming going straight
doesn't? Yeah, yeah, it doesn't quite.
This is 10 feet and then I can go 80 after that.
Another trucker. OK, so I get to here and then
all the attacks I only have a range of five feet.
Yeah, I don't think we're reaching him this turn, most of
us. Reach 5 feet, reach 5 feet,
Charge right 'cause. The.
Charge. He's more than 5 feet.
Are US any? Yeah, 'cause yeah, he's 10 feet
away, not 5 feet away. Oh, maybe it.
Should look at. A dash we can like kind of try
to block his path. As you guys are.
Running out to. The rest of the elves in the
workshop, or just flipping their lid and running around in
circles or like trying to get out of the room.
Clog the portal. Clog the portal a way out.
Gestures. Look at the door.
Yeah. So I'm just going to like, stick
my tongue out at him. Wait, do we have an opportunity?
What? Yeah, if you guys get, if you
guys get close enough. All right, so my my proposal is,
is we just dash ahead so that him so that when he tries to
reach the portal like he'll have to trigger our attack of
opportunity. Where exactly is the portal
again? Giant big word.
Over there. Only asking the thing on the
battlefield, I wasn't scrolled over that far so I see it now.
Looks very ominous. Red clouds, glowing light.
Yeah. And it's behind his big, plush
red velvety chair. Yeah, OK, that's my turn.
I believe then it would be Blitzen.
Bring the lightning. Oh, wait, no, it's in.
It's in between. It was because of the plus plus
three. It was.
It was actually Rudolph. I apologize.
Yeah. Yeah, Rudolph got a 13.
Yep. All right, Rudy, with your nose
so bright, won't you slay Santa tonight?
I've. I've just had Donna and Blitz
and her brothers, so Rudolph is my nephew. 3456.
Did did you, did you hear our plan at all, Jacob?
Or were you I? Had paid 1112131415161718.
I did not hear the plan. I'm casting guiding bolt on that
old man. You can do that, all right.
You're Rudolph. You actually have a spell.
You know, you know. You know this glues real bright
and beam of light shoots down from the heavens.
Is there a saving through with that?
I thought too. I forget.
I haven't looked up Guiding Bolt in a minute.
No, I don't think so. Fuck all the one.
Oh no. But you get a + 6 to hit.
Then I rolled A7. Yeah.
Rudolph better than one. You come barreling out of it and
you're just doing the whole reindeer thing, your head
swiveling around, and then you're you.
You fling your head off to the side and the bolt goes wide.
God damn it, Rudolph. It's these days.
We didn't let you play in the Reindeer Games, you spaz.
I'll be right. Back, OK.
And then that's all I got. It it was technically in between
Jesse and Blitzen and come on, brain Dasher, Blitzen and
Dasher, you guys both rolled twelves.
Oh, really? Wait, I did.
I thought it rolled on the. Same too.
So what do we do? Rock, paper, scissors.
Sure. We could just roll AD 6 and do
evens or odds. Sure, I'll call evens.
All right. Oh.
Oh, well, I don't know. You rolled higher than me.
Whatever. OK, you go first.
I'll go after you. We both rolled it Odd.
OK, so. We'll, we'll put you above me.
That's fine. And the initiative, that's all.
That's good. OK.
So I'm going to book it out here.
Well, right here. And then I'm going to use a dash
as a bonus action. Oh my goodness, please Scroll
down. Yeah, I'm going to use dash.
So wait, I can do a movement and then a bonus action and then can
I do an action still? Yeah.
And then I'm going to I'm going to ram into Santa Claus.
All right. Going this way Like downhill.
OK. To try to steer him away from
the portal as best as I can. And what is that 2D6?
Well, D 20 + 6 First off. 19 so 19 Oh wow.
So what was it 5 Plus what did it say?
4 so 9 And because I moved more than 20 feet, I also charge.
Does charge get added to that and he gets?
Pushed back, I believe it was. I forget how much.
Takes an extra 2D6 bludgeoning damage.
If the target is a creature, it must exceed ADC 14 Strength
saving throw or be knocked prone.
Knocked. Prone.
OK, OK. That's what it is.
OK, so I guess I knock him down, but yeah, I charge him, I hit
him, and then 2D6 bludgeoning. So I guess I'll roll another
2D6. Well, seven that time, so 9:00
and 7:00. 18 it says 16 right? That's how math works.
Damage and strength save. 14 It's ADC of 14 or be knocked.
He's prone. You got him prone.
He's on. Guys, get him.
Fucking reindeer. No, I should have got it was
horns dropped off. I can still fuck you up.
I kick my feet back at him before I turn around again, but
that'll be it for my turf. All right, I'm going to dash.
So that's basically just a second movement instead of an
attack, right? Yeah, that's your bonus action.
Or wait, is that just only for me?
That's just dasher. Dasher has the dash and
disengage as a bonus action, but you could dash as an action and
then still right? I thought that would work.
I mean, unless I have like action surge or something,
that's all I can do on my turn. But I'm going to stick to my
strategy here and try to get between Santa and the portal.
Like if he wants to get to that portal, it's going to trigger my
attack of opportunity. Yeah, get in front of.
Him. I think I have it set to where
you should be able to see my trajectory in the little green
line and stuff. Yeah.
Oh, that was cool. Yeah, I didn't.
See, I never saw that before. How did I do that?
I think I oh so when you click on the ruler you can broadcast
to others. I have that toggled on and I
have always measure token movement and shape line.
Oh that's what I must have on earlier because I was wondering
about that. I clicked on tokens and as I'm
moving them it shows me the ruler and.
So, so hopefully that showed the path I took and now I've I'm
kind of stopped here so. Yeah, it did.
That that that's my turn. I'm I'm I'm hoping Santa will
have to try to get around me OK, and at that point I will try to
attack him Pastern. That would be Santa or the L's.
Actually, I'll give the L's the turn.
They're not in this turn order, but I'm going to just roll for
them to see. Percentage wise, 57% of them
heard the cry for getting in front of the portal and that
there's an exit that way and. That's.
Going to be, They're going to use all of their movement to be
running that direction, but they don't have a lot, they have
short legs. So they're probably going to get
like the, the best of them are probably getting like right
around just on that track just before you guys get up there.
So that there's probably like, yeah, I don't even know how many
123-478-9234. So there's like 45 elves.
So like 45 times like 2525 elves we'll say around that area
rushing bum rushing the the portal, but they haven't haven't
even got up to the main mainstage area yet.
We're. Going to say can we see them on
the map? Yeah, like I was saying.
One token, right? Yeah, yeah.
I just have the one token. So they're kind of like in this
area. Oh, OK.
Yes, they're they're working together as a group.
There's problems when you put too many tokens on the map.
Yeah. No, I remember that.
I remember we tried that one time.
So anyways. How many zombies?
Santa Bro is stacked. Been sitting here thinking what
he's going to do and I still did not come up with anything he's.
Prone. He's got to get up first.
That's true. Uses half of his movement to get
up. I didn't.
I didn't even read this one yet. Anyhow, I choose 30 feet.
OK, that's not the one that I want upon.
That's just funny. Yeah, option can be used at a
time. OK, OK.
Yeah, that's what I thought. They should have called these
the other one once, then they called them legendary action,
but they should have reactions. Yeah.
He's just going to get get back up with his turn and he's going
to. That would be too funny.
He's just going to. He's just going to grab into one
of his big coat pockets, pull out what looks like a gift, and
throw it at the closest one of you, which looked to be Dasher.
Dasher, yeah, and. You have to make a Constitution
saving throw. Yeah, 'cause he, he's just, you
know, I think I could probably put something in there for that
though, too. Let's just roll random decks,
OK, You're, you're, you're within that range.
So what is it? That one I.
Hold a one. Wow, even.
I and I only have a + 2. So yeah, I am screwed.
Whatever this presence going to do, it's going to do a good job.
It lends. It lands at your feet, doesn't
even hit you or anything, and then pops open with a blast of
cold. How much help do you guys even
have? I don't even remember doing
that. Yeah, I was going to say I was
looking for that. Oh, 45, I don't even see it
happening. It's right under our ACAC 14 hit
points 45. Oh, I see it.
I see it. Yeah, so keeping track of this
yourself, This is why we usually use DND Beyond.
It's so convenient. Anyways, you take 11 damage as
it bursts open and it bursts of cold.
I'm paying the damage because Santa's too stacked.
Santa No. Failed to write him.
Oh D4, you're now blinded from the cold.
Your eyes are fro shut. I cry out with reindeer distress
outs. No.
You might want to look up the. Blind took 11 damage, right?
Yes, yes. Oh.
And then he starts running because you're blinded and
you're the only one that was. Rudolph is before me in the turn
order, right? Yes.
All right.
I'm going to see if I can get our dogs inside real quick.
I'll be back in a SEC. What is his movement?
Oh, here it is. Holy shape.
Anyways. It's a danger zone.
He gets right to the portal basically, which would be going
past who got up all the way up here.
Blitz. Yeah.
Is that Blitzen? Then wait him on the wrong path.
Yeah, I believe. It was, I believe it was
Blitzen. Yeah.
So when she she comes back, she'll have an opportunity
attack. But he's got right to the edge
of the portal and he's just cursing everyone.
He's like, I didn't like any of you anyways.
And his hands like reaching towards the portal and you can
see now to a forked tongue slip out as he's saying his last
words. But then it would go back up.
And I think, I think Santa's been possessed you.
Like. Santa.
The top of the turn order with reminding myself, I believe.
The answer the. Answer.
All right, dancer. Wait a second, 5-10.
I can't use my charge because I'm too far because I don't want
to like. Wait.
It's on from an angle. Turn or it takes next OK, so he
doesn't knock, get knocked back. So I don't want to knock him
into the portal, but he would just get knocked proud.
OK, SO 510152025. 3030, yeah. I'm going to.
You have an attack of opportunity once this is over,
just letting you know. A who?
Me. Yeah, because Santa ran past
you. All right.
Just letting you know. Should I go ahead and roll that?
Then I know go ahead, dancer's still thinking and moving all.
Right, let me see how mine works again.
OK, I'm going to use my hoof attack so I can get that bonus
damage. It is What is my hoof attack +6?
OK Oh oh, I can only target prone creatures with it.
Darn. OK, that's tough.
The hoof attack. It says mainly weapon attack +6
to hit, reach 5 feet, one prone creature.
So I think you really do have to.
I have to be prone already which?
We can do. That.
Yeah. I'll speak to Thunder and the
lady. We'll need to ram attack.
Yeah, I'll have to ram him. I want to use my host but I have
to ram him this time. I am doing the charge attack on
my turn but I think yours as opportunity attack is before me.
Yeah, mine will resolve first 21.
Oh yeah. All right, so that's going.
To do numbers. Two D 6 + 4 and.
He needs. A or just flat 11.
That's the average. I'll do 2 D 6 + 4 in case I get
higher than that. Yeah, that's that's, I always
roll those. I almost ignore that
consistently. Legendary.
Oh nice. OK.
And then yours will go off after that.
And then I think, Oh no, you didn't move, so you don't get to
knock him prone. That's right.
That's how that rammed work. That's right, you have.
To charge the charge, Yeah, the charge, the charge.
Yep. Yeah, like I was ramming, not
charging. Yeah, Yep, Yep, Yep.
So you just kind of headbutt him as he's going by, basically, and
he stumbles but gets to the edge of the portal then still.
OK, All right, dancer, Ram away. Already.
Yom Yom and it is OK. So I moved at least 20 feet
straight. Ram attack OK, so extra 2D6
First I have to roll to attack. Melee weapon attack +6 to hit.
OK. But ramming him towards the
portal though? What does this do?
Oh I did not mean to. I thought that would give me a +
6 not 6 die. He doesn't get knocked back, he
just gets knocked pro and on the same square.
Oh OK, OK it would be 1 D 20 + 6 is how you.
Would one D20? +6 didn't work.
Oh, with slash R in front of it. O/R 1D20 plus. 6.
It didn't work. It needs to have space here.
I'll put folks. Around it so you can see how
it's formatted. That's OK.
Thank you. Oh.
I can say you guys are all used the other fancy thingy.
Yeah, one D 20 + 6. Third time's the charm, guys. 16
will not hit though you you run up to him and he turns his belly
and you you graze some of the his expansive.
Natural armor. Yeah, kind of kind of kind of
bounces off. And then you realize too that
you're hitting mostly cushion and not a time for pushing
because you see feathers come out as you Lance's belly area.
He is false. This isn't false idol.
Dad dance. Is that your turn, dancer?
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. We've been bamboozled.
I believe that's Donner then. Feel like Donner is
exceptionally shocked by this revelation.
That's not Santa kind of stands there for a second and then we
still have so I can fly 90, which means I can go over the
other players on the board. I don't have to worry about
hitting them right? Correct.
Just probably have to add like we'll call 5 feet of movement
for going up and down. Yeah.
Or under as the case may be. Yeah.
Left to right, you know, side to side.
It's difficult to range, to fly over or around.
No, that wouldn't be quite right, because I think difficult
terrain halves your movement if I remember correctly.
Oh, it cost. Oh, Oh well, I guess in
Pathfinder it just cost 10 instead of five to move through.
That's. Kind of the same deal because
you'd still it'd be like doubling it essentially.
Yeah, some difference. What happens if I fly and then
when I like land and run? Am I able to do that?
That's what I did. I landed and then did a dash
attack. But that's also like one of my
abilities. Wouldn't have to necessarily.
Like if you have enough movement you could circle back around and
ram into him that way. Yeah, so I'm trying to figure
out because we have 50 movement and 90 fly I.
Don't see why you couldn't fly for the charge.
It just says moves, not runs. Or you know, so as long as
you're moving 20 feet in a straight line towards him, you
can. Charge, Yeah.
Yeah, regardless of whether you're running or flying.
Yep. OK. 10/15/20.
So but this is my question, If I move 50 feet to this square, do
I have enough movement left to get to Santa?
Yes. Because that's.
Just that's what I'm going to do. 20 more.
Yeah, that's exactly enough. Perfect, that's exactly what I'm
going to do. I'm going to hit them with a RAM
attack. With advantage.
And my with advantage because we're close to each other.
All right. Pack Tactics.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then it deals extra
Thunder damage if I'm successful, but OK, so I need to
run 20. +6 to hit. And plus advantage, OK.
So. Let me do this fancy.
Well, that's a fancy dye. Yeah, I don't know why it's that
color. All right, So 14, which scares
me. It does not connect you.
You catch more of the his coat cloak in in your horns and you
reveal more of what's underneath, which seems to be a
hairy a hairy mass that's that's that's revealing itself
underneath. That's right, disrobe him.
He's a. Krampus maybe?
Krampus, that bitch. All right, Rudolph, I'm really
counting on you to knock Santa prone.
You you should have advantage now, so that should also
continue to help. Only help.
Or. I can cast guiding bolt and give
the next people advantage they already.
Have advantage pack tactics you can't double advantage.
Why do I have guiding bolt? Because of the majestic nature
of Rudolph, I don't know. For aura, I don't know, knocking
prone? You got powerful nose.
I have guiding bolt. OK, I'll run at him and knock
him brown. I'll do a loopty loop in the air
to get that 20 foot like RAM. Ramming speed.
Approaching ramming speed. Yes, finally. 25 to hit.
That'll. Do it.
Why is it 1 less? Megan, I'm rolling.
Look at the 2 numbers I rolled and realized that I rolled
advantage there. I think it's, I think he's
taking the 19 and adding. Oh, I see what's happening.
OK, All right. I'm sorry.
I just saw the 26th and was like, can you not do math?
No, I see. OK, I parse what's happening
now. Math is hard.
Well, I would just roll it twice and.
Yeah. As in like make 2 separate roles
instead of instead of 2D20. Isn't there additional damage
for the for the? There is I I think you forget to
roll that there, no. It's just two D6 bludgeoning.
It's an additional 2D6. It's an extra 2D6 bludgeoning to
the ram, which is yeah, 56 + 4, so it'd be 46 + 4 if you're
charging. And that that would, I was
bringing that up to to point it out to Donner as well.
Who needs to roll two more D6? So we're looking at 19 + 423
damage. 23. And he has to make a save to not
be not prone. You need to roll two more D6 as
well. Wait, isn't he already proud?
Or what? No, everyone keeps missing.
From the RAM, so the. Charge does an extra 2.
D 4 + 6 to hit yeah. Or two D6 but.
I like how the meta of this is to just have your 90 foot
movement reindeer do a loop, D loop and then just ram right
back into them. This this dye is is not accurate
an. Additional three I see.
So, well, there's one roll for the 1st and 2nd.
So now I have a 15 and an 11. Neither of those are still going
to hit. Well, no, no, no you.
Didn't have to. You didn't have to roll the hit
again. Oh, wait, no, I'm.
I was adding them to my previous right because it's +6 to hit.
There we go. OK, No, they do not.
Yeah, what's the strength save though that he has to beat
because he got an 1814 I see it now.
So he's still standing, but you you'd he he's he's locked his
knees now as you ram into him. He just all.
Right, we've got one more chance to knock him prone before it's
my turn. All right then, Dasher, I
believe then. All right, I'm blinded.
What do I do? Oh fuck.
I'm just running around. I'm just spinning in circles.
Taking out elves that are trying to get to the portal.
Kind of like wiggle my butt and Jingle my gels and be like next
to me. Jiggle your gels.
Sorry, Jiggle. My bells jiggle your balls.
Yeah, I'm going to follow the sound of the bells.
Next to me. So basically this just gives you
you could theoretically use your other senses.
I would actually presume that smell would be stronger of the
ones, so you'd be able to at least kind of figure out in the
direction you need to go. But the you do have disadvantage
for your tack rolls, but with advantage it kind of just
becomes flat again. Yeah, it's just just, yeah, the
PEC tactics can't help the disadvantage from blindness.
I'm just going to kind of like run towards you guys and like as
soon as I run into another reindeer, I'm going to be like,
is he just spinning around using my sense of sound to figure out
where the other reindeer are? And now I guess I'll use my
sense of smell to figure him out.
Does my sense of smell realize he doesn't smell like Santa?
Sniffing butts as you go, you would be able to as as some of
the appearance of him has been being altered, which you can't
quite see, but you do get the smallest new sense off of Santa
now with his disrobement in in inhabitants of the sulfurous
kind of vile, bitter ashen smell.
I'm going to yell this doesn't say this doesn't.
And then I think, I guess since I figured out I'm going to use
my, well, the ram attack, but could I like, attempt to lift
him up with my horns and toss him over me, behind me?
That would be a grapple check. So I I would go Strength versus
his decks. I guess he's not very dexterous.
OK so strength is a + 4. I am not doing great.
What'd you get? Because mine wasn't great
either. It wasn't.
Mine was an 8. 9. Hey, that's, that's a bigger
number. That is a bigger number.
You're able to grapple Santa with your the Santa that you
can, as far as you guys know, in horn in your horns and kind of
like wrap his clothes up in it. I would I'll I'll call for that
unless so that's let me just thinking you got a you got a
bonus action though is disengage dash.
Do rogues usually also get a bonus action sneak attack kind
of deal thing? No, they don't get a bonus
action. They typically have an offhand
weapon, but they only have one attack.
OK. I was just clarifying because
I'm. I think that would be.
I was going to say I can check. Pretty, pretty darn good though
with the grapple, I would say, being that he's now held in
place, if nothing else, 'cause I think that you're, you're going,
I know what you're going for and I'm just trying to work it into
the, into the rules as much as possible.
But I think that's the first thing you usually have to do.
And then like throwing them is another action usually.
Oh, for a Bart it's dash, disengage, or hide.
So yeah, I'm just, I'm just attempting to grapple him and
just lift him up over me. I wanted to attempt to toss him
behind me, but I guess if he's just resting on my horns that's
fine too. That'll be it for my.
Turn all right. All right, OK.
I can't. I don't want to run into you
guys so good luck I don't have. Fly and take him out of my
horns. Yell again.
This isn't Santa. Before, OK, I'm going to fly
around, this is going to use 55 of my movement and I'm going to
try to knock him prone. I guess if if anything, just
because the charge also does extra damage.
Damn, OK I guess I missed fast turn.
Dice, I hate us, man. With an 8, yeah, unfortunately.
Who offended the dice gods? You, you, you must have misgaged
as he still caught up on the horns and he kind of stumbles
and your, your your, your horns clip more of his clothing off
and you reveal from behind him a a a swirly pink tail that pops
out of his trousers. Yep.
Horns, fur and a pink tail. Were there also feathers?
I don't remember feathers, did I miss that?
Oh, that was in the in the cushion on the front to make a
lift if he has a belly. He had like a pillow under his
shirt that was full of feathers. That's how I interpreted that,
anyway. Yeah.
So horns. What in a tail?
Horns, fur, and a. Tail, huh?
And horns in it are in fur. Yeah, well, I was thinking of
Krampus, but I don't think Krampus has a little piggy tail.
I don't show either. And the L of the What did I say?
How many? Possibly the seasons grees
beast, no? I shouldn't have closed that.
However, many elves, I said have got up to like just. 25. 2550%
of them. I thought you said. 27. 25.
Yeah, when you said 25, it clicked.
So they're like right in in here.
Oh, I can move this little guy, right, right in the same circle.
You guys are all kind of like crowding the portal in this in
this vicinity. Everybody stick your horns in
the fake Santa. We're just going to secure them
so we can't leave, and then the elves can torture them.
That's a free action, right? Stab him with like some
sharpened candy canes. Yes, like make sense, Shanks.
Yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll pin him down with with our antlers
and then they can like Shank him with some sharpened candy canes.
This is so fucked. It's not.
You're not sad. Thank you.
It's not been Santa. It is Santa's turn, he is going
to try to get out of the grapple, so that's a oof.
Contested strength check. Right, right, right.
What is it again, +4 as long as you can see.
Two. Yeah, You, you.
In. Place and OK, he just he, he
just screams you've all been naughty.
Everybody needs to make a Wisdom saving throw.
Uh. Oh, OK.
Oh wait, is this magical? Because we have.
You have advantage. Yeah, and magic resistance.
We get plus four also. Oh. +4.
Our Wisdom saving throw is +4. Where does that?
Where's where'd you see that? It's oh down there.
Underneath our speed. OK, so R slash space.
So that's a 23 her D. Dasher.
Nice. But you get advantage.
I didn't do it right. That is my advantage roll.
Gotcha. 24 Where did. They mess up.
I guess I'll do it the way Jacob does it, since it's going to be
a bunch of us rolling just to. I'm just.
Going to tell you a real die. I was just going to tell you to
save as DC 2021. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, A. Real reason for the season, OK.
18 + 422. You made it.
I did it. You said it was a 21.
I did not pass. Yeah.
Somebody did it. Sounds like a quite a few you
did actually with the. OK, maybe not a few, but at
least. Oh wait, we have advantage.
Yeah, yes. OK, Yeah.
Flash. 1D. So I I just decided to do what
Jacob did and hit 2D20 and then added it in my head.
Did not pass. If you.
Need an 18 to pass that. If you did not pass, then you
your advantage from being the packed tactics just gets
nullified for disadvantage on attacking him No, but if you
succeeded, you feel the powers at B that we're holding the
crews of the elves together and from you know, exploding
whenever he whenever they took him in vain or whatever it was.
Oh, it was a if they talked about killing him.
Seem all those magics seem to be waning in the workshops.
Lights are starting to go down and he's just, he's just, he's
just raging as as you're holding him there, more or less.
I got you, bitch. Where's that?
And yeah, we'll let it ride one more time.
Turn here at least 2 for what I got going up.
Who's top dancer? Dancer.
Yeah. But we.
Can't. If Santa's grappled, how are we
supposed to hit him? With your hooves.
Can we do that hitting whoever's grappling him?
I think so. He also.
Has to be prone. Is prone and grappled the same?
No, and I know they're not the same but.
Effectively, if it was I would have done that instead of the
charge, but I don't think it's the same.
I don't know how I. Guess if I'm holding him still
crappered, he's here, grappled, He's still above my head.
He's still, yeah, he's still. He's not prone.
So grappled does not give you prone.
It does usually give you advantage, but you guys already
have that from the Pack Tactics too so.
But we just lost that if we lost our thingy, so we technically.
Still have it from the grapple save.
Yeah, if we didn't make the save.
We lost so many people. So many.
Yeah, like can we hit? Santa without damaging whoever's
grappling him. Sorry, I forget who's grappling
him. Yeah, sure.
Dasher, Yeah. Are we going to like, fuck up
Dasher? Mostly seems to be hung up on
the extra clothing that he's been wearing.
I ran up. Tried tiring to take it off.
Plus sixty hit. So is he hanging from my
antlers? Can I just shake my head back
and forth and Shank him on the other antlers of fellow
reindeer? Maybe.
It's dancer's turn, right? Yep.
OK. I tried to ram him and then
there's one with advantage, there's the other one, there's a
15 hit. Am I holding him like a pinata?
The 15 does not. Yeah, Oh well, that's my turn,
guys. You roll the.
Vintage. And you you take out more of his
clothes off of him and he just seems to be well.
Thank you. You're.
Helping me, I guess, and you're seeing that?
Mostly you get cold like your cold heart.
His. His outer cloak coat is
destroyed that he's still hung up on him, but you can see now
for sure that the fur seems to stop at about mid stomach range
and transition back into the more of a humanoid chest and
he's ripped. So his torso or his lower half
has fur. Yeah.
Which one? Torso or lower half?
Oh, sorry sorry sorry. The lower half has has fur.
So like start starting at mid mid oh.
I OK, I misheard you. OK, OK.
Starting at mid torso and down. So Seder.
Santar. Why am I still on no sensor and
hip? I just don't know why his tail's
like that. Yeah, what's with the tail?
You're weird. Hell.
Maybe a cramp? I think that is Blitzen's turn
then, yeah. Maybe.
Blitzen. Blitzen, anything else?
Oh no, that was that was Dancer's turn.
I. Think it's.
Yeah. So Rudolph goes before me and
then it's Donner. I think it's.
I think it's Blitzen's turn though.
Oh, OK. Or no, No, sorry.
I'm getting Donner and Blitzen. I keep messing up.
It's Donner's. Turn.
Yeah, I think it's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I, I, I go after Jesse.
I'm gonna go ahead and try to ram the Stafford.
I got 18 + 624 to hit. Well, that'll do it.
I'm. Gonna finally hit him.
OK. OK, what's?
This 11/2 D 6 + 4. The first one was a 5, second
one's a four, so that's 9 + 413 bludgeoning on that ram, and
then when I hit with the ram attack, the hit deals an extra
1D8 thunderdanded 58. Nice.
And did you charge also? No.
No, so he won't be prone. I want to do bonus damage.
Oh, 13 + 6 and the target is pushed back.
See, this is where I don't know, because he's being grappled.
Anyway, 13 + 619 nineteen damage.
Nice, he takes it. Really should have clipped
those. Horns.
Excuse. Me.
Then it would be Rudolph Rudy knocking prone.
Yes, I guess the best play is just do the loopty loop.
Is it we have, is it prone now like what's we don't have
advantage, right? No, he's not prone.
We do have an advantage. We do have an advantage from
packed tactics. He's not prone.
And. Yeah, if he if you save.
And. Then I have 15 to hit.
And he's grappled that will not hit and.
Not Santa's OP the. Fully furry.
Legs with gloven hose as feet. That's all I got.
All right then it's help me out here.
Not Blitzen, Emily or Meg. Meg.
Not Emily. When that'd be.
Meg No, there's one person. Between me and Rudolph.
Yeah. Dasher, Emily.
Dasher Yeah, you're going to freak this Jesse.
That one. All right, so.
This guy's still. Attached to my horns, I'm going
to do my. Best to toss my head and Chuck.
Him into the crowd of elves. That's just what I want to do.
Throw him bobble into the elves. And let the elves.
Swarm him, All right. Strength.
What? Is it what do?
You want to throw a person? And I believe it is strength.
So +4. So a.
Dirty 20. Oh nice, what did I roll?
16. No, you wrote the. 16 I got a
knight, so he is bodily lifted up and thrown into the pack of
elves. Who would be swarming him when
that's their turn, I guess. Does he become?
Prone. When he lands.
Does he land prone? True.
And as feel him. Launch through the air, I yell
out. To the elves I'm like, Swarm
stand him, he is not. Oh, and he's.
Prone, and that was my. Action.
Yes, and. I still can't see, so that's
good. That's going to be my turn.
I'm going to dive bomb him with my hooves.
Do it trampy and I I still have advantage.
Yes, yes. Are you fucking for real?
No, you. Tuned at once, I'm just, I feel
like 1. In 400 to really just.
Make things excellent. You.
I'm so you come, you come in, you come in.
But you were too. You were, you were, you were too
blazing with your hooves and you wanna roll some damage for some
elves. Is that whose turn it is next?
The elves? Yeah, why does my turn order
keep? Moving, I'm saying.
Do you want to roll that damage still?
From the hit because you missed. I don't remember.
How much it was? I have to look at the sheet
here. Oh, OK.
'Cause you hit hitting some elves instead of Santa.
Who are trying to swarm him at. The same time that he was thrown
into the crowd of them. I really want their heads to
burst. I don't know why.
Burst their little brains by accident.
Of course, not on purpose. Not bloodthirsty.
For the end 21, no problem. 21 damage.
Oh yeah, you're. Two you.
Hit 2 elves. With the straight with your
stray hooves and instead of bursting into confetti, they
just their whole body like bursts in a in like a blood bag
form just and bloody miss. Oh God, I've got one more.
Chance to damage him though, because.
Now that I'm in melee range, I can cast.
Shocking. Grasp.
Yeah, do it. Do it.
Oh. My God, not neither.
Of those are going to hit either I guess.
OK, I'm done. Then no natural ones though.
OK, so the elves are the bodies the 13.
'S not going to hit. Better have burst their
skeletons. After you've, yeah.
What is that like 5 of that's lightning damage I guess.
Yeah, how are the elves reacting to the newly discovered juicy
confetti? The ones around them are
probably throwing up. I was just going.
To roll to. See, as I'd said, like 27.
Constitution saves to see if they can.
Oof. With a two, yeah, it's like a
three that the the ones that are closest to that side are all
vomiting what little they can they can vomit up.
But it does seem to be mostly sprinkles somehow.
And so there's bloody sprinkles now.
All around that area. And the ones that are still
close enough to attack will say like a math.
Yeah, 8 sounds good. Are going to try and swarm
Santa. Oh my gosh, it's not just you
guys. I got a three on that one too.
So they're just like ripping his clothes off and you can see that
he's fully revealed to be much like to be a Krampus, and he
uses his movement to get up as the elves.
Are just kind of like. Hitting on him and trying to
bite him, but without any teeth. So you know, they're just
gumming in. And oh, there's nothing he's
getting. Soggy.
By the moment. Covered in covered.
In Elf, Blood and Sprinkles and he.
He he stands up. And says fuck this shit and
stomps his hoof on the ground and in a puff of smoke you can
see that trails towards the portal goes through.
Fuck no, that's not supposed to. Happen and the portal remains.
Get back here, you joik. Somebody jumped through the
portal, I mean. If we're not into.
Initiative order. Rudolph will lead the way.
OK. Anybody else contemplating?
Before. I'm going to follow the sound of
the bells leading. Towards the portal.
If that's what we're all doing. I mean, didn't we accomplish our
goal? Isn't Santa?
Gone. No, I don't go Santa.
This is clause we have to go we want.
Revenge clause. That's.
True, and also the real Santa's missing.
We've got to follow this guy, can't we?
Just carry forth with us, and like rest in peace, we'll carry
the sleigh. And you know the elf.
I mean, the air grievance goes, right?
The actual Santa. Do we though?
We're Santa free. Who knows this guy?
Could have replaced. Santa years ago.
Well, we got. To find out and also avenge
Missus. Claus.
You go through the port. All through the portal, then
Dasher does your. Your eyes by the.
Way dasher have. Defrosted as?
You're kind of get some of the LS to help you de crust them.
You go through the portal and you find yourself standing in
front of a mahogany desk. Oh no, Mahogany.
Mahogany with AI have. A pink black screen.
Yeah, me too. I'll try.
Going here, I don't want. Anymore.
There we go, I'm scrolling left and right.
Oh wait, wait, just black. I see where you're pinging and
it's just. Black.
I tried to pull everybody's camera to it.
Oh, you see where I'm pinging and it's just black?
Yeah. I got.
I might have to turn on. Yeah, I got to turn.
On vision for. All these tokens.
Let me see the light. There we go.
There.
Now I can see it. Yep.
A room, A desk.
What the fuck are you? Oh.
Yeah, I'm zooming. I'm just getting them.
I just. Got the final one.
It doesn't. Like this guy?
Isn't he gone the final countdown?
An individual. That is in.
Very. Well.
Dressed robes and slicked black. Hair slicked.
Slicked back and fully pitch black hair Writing in a book
looks up and goes. Well that's unusual.
I charge up to the desk and I put my.
Front hooves on the desk. And I lean down towards them and
I'm. Like, yeah, that I.
Got blocked by your noise? Cancellation or whatever.
Oh, we got blocked. Like when you shriek it loud, it
cuts off the sound to protect. The.
Sorry, I didn't realize I was that loud.
See see accurate though he just where's the.
Santa Cramp blinks. Repeatedly.
He he, he picks out the one. Word.
And he goes, Did I hear? Your.
Krampus. Where's Krampus?
Where is Santa? I stop by her shit.
He just says and he goes back through the book.
And he goes, ah, the motherfucker, he's been going in
and out of here it looks like. Ah, shit.
Well, he must have found a loophole with the other gods.
Fucker. What?
Santa's not like God. They're gods.
Tell me where they. Are.
The gods. Aren't in this realm this?
Is a prison realm. I'm stuck here.
I'm Ishimel. Nice to meet you all.
I I finally look around. He pulls another book out and he
Leafs through it. Down under the table and he
goes. Oh, oh, oh, OK, I found I, I
think I found the right lore book for you guys.
You guys must be. Santa's reindeer, if that's us,
OK, well, this shake my little bells.
Lane some. Things.
Well. I hate to.
Be the bearer of some sort of bad news.
But you guys kind of leave live in sort of like a dreamland.
It's Wonderland kind of exists kind of don't yeah, that's not
the harder from wondrous. That's another here nor there.
I've been guessing though you've been experiencing.
Some terrible times. Recently our working conditions
have been inhumane and in dear main.
And also Krampus murder. HR pause.
And now she can't make our molasses cookies.
Oh dear, this is it's a travesty, is what it?
Is not great. Well, we're all not staying for
this. Suffice to say.
I haven't been allowed into. The those realms.
Much considering my imprisonment, but Krampus is
kind of unfortunately one of my creations.
As you know, some people have got to have the fear of being
beaten or they don't fall in line.
It's not my choice really any who creates some of the dreams
and how they get used, but he seems to be one of the
nightmares that has found a way in and out of my realm.
I've walked around the desk and I'm sniffing him aggressively
and also sniffing the book and just like.
Getting all up in his business while he's talking, he goes on
the state. Well then, if you're the cause
of this, it's your responsibility to.
Find real Santa and you bring him.
Home. I don't know if he exists
anymore. I snore.
I could go back through my ledgers.
I think the. The quickest way to resolve.
Whatever this is. That's going on though, would be
for you to confront him. Maybe you it's you might have
already been doing that. You look like you're a little
wrestler. Oh, OK.
Well then. And he goes, he flips back to
the main book that he was reading through on there, and he
gets to like back into the back pages and he goes, yeah, I think
I found what level he's been hiding on in the legend is my
book here. There's been some sections I've
been neglecting. I could get you right to him.
Good. Do that Blitzen.
Is like out for blood. He's like.
Bleeding. Bleeding he is.
Screaming that elk reindeer noise as that sure is the same.
Just like incoherent, it's going to.
I'm just going to let this resolve.
Itself. He says and he.
He taps under the desk and there's a glyph that appears
under you guys. Each one of your guys's hooves
and you turn into a snowy dust that you then flitter through a
bunch of crazy rooms. I'm just going to keep
scrolling, keep scrolling. Oop, oop, there we go, just
watching a bunch of rooms like fly by.
Next thing you know, you're in a you.
Re. Materialize on some pews in what
looks like a well fitted out. I'm going to try and pull
everybody's camera down there. That might help with stained
glass windows. With some stained glass windows
that. Seem to go nowhere, although
they do provide some light somehow and some reflectance in
the room. With a giant demon looking
creature with multiple horns and standing behind an altar and
reading from a book with the elves that must have been
attached to him in a bloody pile on the floor in front of the
altar. And he's chanting and he just
goes. I thought you might find me here
heading Bolt. I don't care.
That's why. I told him the grill sucks with
the two. You hit the, you hit the.
Pile. You hit the pile of.
The dead elves that burst into sprinkles more and confetti.
I swear that must have been alive.
Rule 20. Rule 20.
Doesn't want us to defeat. Grampus We, we.
Got a bad like RNG seed tonight. Yeah, yeah.
He just, he just goes. We could keep going on.
Like this or? You could just give me your
happiest memories and these braziers here and I'll give you
Santa back. I'm tired of this horseshit.
I ran them hard. I'd like my happy memories,
thank you. I'll take him.
I'll take that and Santa. I want my cookies and I.
Want to eat them too? OK.
You guys didn't you on? With this pause.
Let's. Start back at the spot.
Flying through the air. That would that.
I think that would put us back at the top of.
Dancer Yeah, we're going back to the old order, OK.
That's just easier. I wasn't expecting.
It to devolve into. Into combat immediately anyways.
Continue. Playing with us.
Blitzen is out for blood. I don't know what to tell you.
How many elves have died? At this man's hand, hundreds.
At this point, maybe. Thousands so since I haven't.
Hit a single attack. This entire campaign, I'm going
to step out here. 5/10/15. 2020 no wait.
Where what square is? Krampus on all the way.
Back here, yeah, but he's. In he's between squares where
how do? I count to him to tell to get
within range. Any of those squares?
OK? Oh is he taking up 4 squares?
If he is he massive? 1520.
Yeah, I just didn't make it large.
I'll make it large. Now be more.
Imposing. There we go 5101320 Oh shit, so
a bunch of. Reindeer fighting an angry goat.
Hey, aren't we supposed? To be large too, though.
The stat blocks. As we are, we are a large Fay.
Unless large Faye is just a type of Faye, and that's not an.
Indicator of our size large is large 10.
It's 2. Two by two squares.
A medium is 1 by 2. Large is. 2 by 2.
Oh, OK. Oh yeah.
Well, yeah, I mean. It was like A-15 foot square and
then. Large is 4 squares.
OK, guys are large. Yes, we've been empowered.
By our rage ring me. I'll get in here.
So here. For blood.
Imagine. Imagine when.
Those like. Dance offs happen.
Oh, sorry, go ahead. Oh, sorry.
Go. No, you're good.
I'm just talking to myself really.
Anyways, so. Imagine when those dance.
Offs happen and everyone's like standing to the side.
And someone. Walks out like it's going to be
a Wild West shootout or something.
And I'm like staring him in the eyes and I, I do interpretive
dance that is very clearly interpretive as anger.
And he's got to roll Wisdom safe the.
Angriest. Dance I've ever seen.
I'm doing like a Maori. War Dance.
Western. Shoot off or cowboy?
Shoot, shoot off style. I can be one, one more.
OK, what do? You roll what is, what is he got
to roll. I'm sorry that was.
Of Wisdom. Yeah.
Intelligence. OK, Thank you.
Wisdom. He's transformed now.
So this one 26. Nope.
OK, that's my turn, guys. I sit down, cross.
Legged on the carpet. This is going to be 1.
Long night, this isn't reindeer. And expect them to be this
rowdy. You fucked with the wrong side
of reindeer. Large herbivores are scary like
you didn't. Want to fuck with a large
herbivore? Yeah, a large.
Herbivore. If it's coming at you, it's
coming to kill you, so. You know how kids in the soccer
game will, like, sit in the grass and start plucking
dandelions? That's me.
I'm just like sad, defeated, sitting across, lagging on the
carpet like pulling at the pile at this point.
At this point too, I'm going to need to add in the other
reindeer just for. Their roles.
'Cause I think that's because we, we suck so bad.
I think that's 5 S. 1/2 I mean what we're supposed.
To do stay in. The workshop and take over for
Santa. Give up, just give them our
happy memories. I mean, no, no, we can't do
that. No, I I have.
To feel the wet blood. Beneath my hooves.
Yeah, we're enraged. My blood lust must be sated.
Oh geez, it really does not. Like us?
Tonight, A5. A4 and A2 and then an 18.
One of these people hit, I'm just rolling for the other.
Wait, I was going to say, when are we rolling?
I No, I was just rolling for the other.
Reindeer because I wanted to get them into the.
Fray with the new Reindeer Games.
Because there's there's, you know, there's 9.
Total. All Sanchez reindeer, yeah.
You should move them all. Real close to Krampus.
Too, so we can all. Get that pack herd.
Yep. That's what I'm doing.
Advantage Pack. Tactics.
There you go. Yeah, it's already got advantage
and one of those hit. So I think if you want to.
Reroll actually too if you didn't do it with.
Advantage there, Emily. Because that's I.
Didn't have to roll. He had to roll.
Oh, that's right. That's right.
You're right. You're right.
OK. I think that's going to.
Be then. Donner.
Yeah, so and the other, are you going to RAM and RAM?
And. And.
Then if I remember. So that was. 20 feet straight,
so that turns into a charge as well 'cause fuck those pews.
So 15 + 6 that's. 21 to hit. That'll hit.
Around it's a 2D. 6. +4 I got a six and a 2, so it's 8. +4 it's.
12 bludgeoning. Damage.
Plus an extra 1 D 8 Thunder, 1D8 Thunder, so +6.
Heck, what was the last? Number.
Is it 12? I already put it in, don't worry
about it. OK then +6 for.
Yeah, it's the Thunder damage. And he's pushed back 10 feet.
All the way up against. The far oh, but the target takes
an extra. 2D6 bludgeoning damage.
So let me roll that. Sorry, that's part of charge.
That's a. 1 and a three, so he gets.
Extra 4 bludgeoning damage and he's.
Got to succeed, I'm assuming. He's a creature, he's got to
succeed. On a strength saving throw, I
think he does. He got a. 20 on that role OK
yeah, BC 14 so he's he succeeds. So he's not prone, but he's
moved 10 feet. Back and he took all that
damage. I hope you got all those numbers
I did. I was entering them as you were
giving them to me. Because otherwise I would not
remember. Dang, he's still not.
Prone. No, still not prone, but he's
backed up. Against the.
Wall. We could probably throw him
through the stained glass into the abyss.
Yeah, so. But then we'll never.
Find out where Santa is. We need him alive.
Santa's. Gone.
No, I think Santa's lost cause. We're gonna have to just put 3
elves in a trench coat. A red trench.
Coat. Call him Santa.
Holy shit. All right, that's my turn.
Oh. She's right.
We have to believe. That we can destroy him.
Yeah. All right.
Did I? Did I go after daughter?
Or is it Rudolph after Dawn Rudolph, Rudolph.
And then Rudy. 10. 10. Rudolph sucks so bad.
It splashes where he was before he.
Before Donner knocked him back. All right, Sam, then it's then
it's Dasher, I guess. Or Dasher.
Yeah, OK. So.
He's not prone. Right.
He's just up against the wall. Yeah, he's he's still not.
Prone and he's you said there was.
A window behind him. Sure.
Yeah, OK, I'm going to leap in the air, fly and ram him.
That is my goal. What is that +6 16?
Hit that won't hit. I am sorry, damn it.
You didn't get a 1 though, so. You didn't go through the window
yourself at least, you just. You smash, bounce off of some of
the other reindeer and kind of puts you off kilter, you know,
shake your head and get back into stance, ready to charge
again. Yeah.
Let out a deer call and then just, I guess, hover.
At the ready. I guess my only option here is
to dive bomb him from above. Drive him into the ground.
Like as a flying. Unit I can do that right?
Hiring unit, sure. Yeah, down is a direction.
Otherwise, I can't figure out how to get adjacent to him.
Two net 20s Fuck you. Fuck you.
Hey, it had. To make it had to make up for
last time and to balance. It out from out.
That's so crazy. Yeah.
So he that's that's going to be a.
Charge. So let's see.
Let's see, let's see. Let's see 2D.
Six OK, four D 6 + 4 and then I doubled that.
Oops, no, I'm sorry. Hang on.
That should be an 18I. Typoed OK 18 times. 3636
bludgeoning damage and he has to roll to not be prone. 36 and
after you hit him, it seems. Like he somehow poops out some
gifts out and around 3 gifts do. I like do I like smashing?
Into the floor a little bit like does the floor splinter
underneath us? A little bit and.
Then it. He's still standing, but he's
definitely looking the worst for wear now.
He's he, he's haggard. He's like, for fuck's sake.
And the gifts open on his turn. They're going to call it.
They roll. Yeah.
It is so hard. There's three of them.
Oh wait, I need to roll. That's right.
Sorry. I was just.
I was. Oh, I thought you meant he was.
Still standing like he passed his prone check or whatever.
I'm like. God damn he did though with the
21 guys. Keep trying to.
Wrestle him and this. Time you tried to lock.
Horns with him too, and. And brush him down, but his
straight, his horn's a little bit more straight and he wiggles
out and the the presents open. Like I said, I think that's
going to hit yourself. Then it's going to be hitting
Dasher. And I don't know, one of these
other ones that are close by is 31 and in that order.
The first gift is that of fire and the flames.
Fear roughs from the inside. You need to make a Dexterity.
Saving throw. Blitzen, am I on fire?
All right? My deck saving throw is plus.
Five, OK. And then damn.
OK, I'm. Guessing a 13 doesn't pass.
Oh, no, 13 or 15? 15 was the the save.
Shit. 2024. Fire damage?
Ow, that's. Like over half my HP.
Yep, that sucks. And then none of us.
Can heal either and we need. Those cookies?
The other one. We'll just say that it is.
Vixen oh, who need he needs to make that for Vixen, little baby
Vixen Vixen has. An or.
All-encompassing. Aura effect Wisdom I.
Believe. Yeah, Wisdom.
What can I say? Oh no, he just beat it.
Damn. And then got hit with the same.
Flame burst, but then dasher it's going to be.
A deck save again for yourself as well as the.
You're the last present opens. Oh shit, you said a deck save.
Yep, and. That is +5.
So dirty 20. Oh nice.
You're able to. Get out of the way.
As you see the present opening and seeing the other ones
happening, you only take 10 residual lightning damage as as
it's crackling a Thunderbolt straight for the ceiling that
would have struck you directly if you hadn't been able to get
out of the way. You said 10.
OK, Yep. Still alive but I am looking the
worst. From where?
With all the LS dead, it is his turn.
That was. That was just.
The reaction to your turn 24 right?
So I've got 21 HP left. Sounds about right.
Yep. Yeah, there's 24 is correct.
OK. Yeah, I have 20. 4 HP left too.
And. He he's, he's he he.
Turns he's not knocked proud OK so he's still standing you're.
Basically on top of him though and.
Blitzen he he takes. He takes you and tries to.
Put these like he pulls these chains out of nowhere it seems
like and tries to attach them to your reins.
Oh man, hide him. 17 I think. First time he's actually.
Attacked. Just been reaction so far.
Does that hit class 14? Oh boy.
And you're. You.
Rolled a 14, yeah. No, he rolled a.
No, he rolled a 17 he needed to beat.
The 14 I was going back to you. Guys's AC to check and.
Oh, it's 2 targets. So then he's going.
To target you with that 2. Then dasher with the chains and
that is way too high for that. We're just going to roll this as
the chain is click into place on your guys's halters, though you
feel cold radiating through you dealing an.
Additional tent so. Not additional, but a 10 cold
damage. I think you guys might be.
Wait, so 10 more cold damage? You got lightning before, this
is cold now that's. It's 10/10/10.
Cold damage. And you guys cannot move without
one of the other deciding to move, OK.
And I. Think that's.
Was there anything? Else with these change
technically, but I'm not putting that in there, OK.
Yeah, you guys are now chained. To each other basically.
All right, Well, the more both the bloodthirsty ones I think
will make it work. That works out, I guess.
All right, dancer. I mean, there's no way he's
going to. Fail.
This wisdom saving throughout. 13 There's no way he rolls less
than a 13 with his bonuses. He's got at least a + 6, so you
have to roll. I've been.
Even clicking on the wrong thing for a saving throw, I'll stay.
With it. He's got like a + 14 for his
saving throw technically. But I've just been clicking.
His flat wisdom which is a + 7, but I'm just going to stick with
the plus 7 because I don't so we.
He would have to. Roll what is 5 or?
Lower to fail. Where is he?
Underneath. This pile of reindeer, he's
underneath me. We are.
Swarming him, we are surrounding him 3 dimensionally.
Yep, Yep. Can I come up from the bottom
under the? Desk or well, kind of smushed
into. The floor from how?
How crit? How how how I like crited him
into. The ground, So he's not like
floating, no. Is there a?
Way for me to reach him. You're a reindeer, you could
dogpile. Them I.
Don't see why you could. Go under me.
I guess. We'll we'll say I floated up.
A little. Bit I don't know sure and I.
Ram them from below. Or for flavor, I.
I slide in like a a slide into a baseball base and ram them with
my back feet. If we could do that for flavor.
But it's still the RAM. Do it.
OK, OK, OK, OK. Do we still have advantage?
Yeah. Back tactics.
Why is it rolling? The dice dot dot dot and it
didn't show up. There it showed up.
Now yes, the 25 hits I don't even need to roll again.
Right, the 25. Hits.
Oh yeah? Oh, might as well roll the
other. 1A Fish for a crit Like what?
What? What if your sanitize?
Was a crit. OK, OK, it is probably the same
thing. OK, it's broken.
OK, what's happening? With our roles.
Tonight, so let's see for damage.
Let's see. Ram attack. 2 E 6 + 4.
R. 2 E6 That's 4. Oh, you're shitting me.
How do I keep? Getting minimum.
Everything. Dancer is still discouraged.
From his poorly receipt or from her?
Poorly received dance and she gives a meager little poke with
her foot considering the the overall circumstances.
And the general vicinity. Of your attack, why don't you
roll again? OK.
Oh yeah, it's like flanking. What?
What do you get for a flanking bonus?
Advantage. Advantage.
Which we already had. But yeah, we have like advantage
like 3 times. Or something.
I'm just going to, it doesn't stack.
I'm just going to add the damage you.
You just did to whatever this. Next damage role is awesome.
Get together that equals 1 mediocre role.
And I'm saying that because you hit him right in the Jingle.
Bells. Yay.
Ah, yes. Hey, that you bastard.
Nice. Sing Soprano.
Bitch. Oh, that didn't come through.
Oh, I said. Sing soprano bitch No, you're.
Pretty. No, mine didn't.
Did you sing soprano for us? Exactly, your mic was just.
Like, no, they don't need to hear that.
Exactly. The mic censored you.
Yeah, I I tried it. I tried one more claim.
It squeaked. Yeah, I heard a very beginning.
Of a sound and then it cut out. All right, we know.
What daughter is doing? Park here the Bells.
It might have been one time like all those roles.
That's this is for Donner. OK, they're all really low 2.
468. +4 ones and. Twos 12 What is this?
What's? Happening to them.
Guys 12, OK. Is under half health.
He's finally looking. Like you're doing something to
him. He's definitely ragged now.
I think then it would be Dasher after Donner had.
Rammed him some more up against the wall.
And I am chained to Blitzen he. Turned a blitz at it at the same
time, basically. Yeah, I was.
Going to say I was like, do you want to ring them together
'cause? We're both like mid air, still
floating. He's chained us together and who
He for some reason thinks this? Is a disadvantage.
Should we close that Blitzen? What being chained together I I
don't. Think I was in the.
Chain stuff was. I you were.
You wouldn't. You, you, you wouldn't.
You wouldn't. Dasher, wait, didn't I?
I thought we had to make roles with.
That though what level of guiding?
Bolt. Am I even casting?
I have no idea. I have a question.
For the the chain though, it was against your guys's AC.
OK. OK, well shit.
So does that mean I can't run away far enough to?
Charge into him anymore. You guys could do it Well, no, I
was asking you. I was like, do you want to
charge him? But I was like, we have a chain
between the two of. Us.
I was like, do you want to clothesline him or should we try
to like run circles around him and tie him up with his own
chain? If we OK, I like the idea of
trying to clothesline him because I want him.
Prone. I want to get my stupid
lightning hooves. That's the whole point of my
character. I've not gotten to do it once.
All right. So if we close line them, what
is that? Is that just is that?
Just do we just. Consider that a RAM.
But with teamwork while in flight, yeah, you guys could
roll together. And and suck it.
Add add. Add.
Two more D6 to. The pile.
Yes, yes. All right, so I.
Roll A20. 1. And then seven. 21 will hit 12.
Plus. I don't think mine.
'S going to hit 18. No, just barely not.
Damn. Hey, you're still.
Adding 2D6 to the total roll. Do you want to roll those ones?
Even though mine didn't hit Yeah just because of.
The added power. All right, 6.
More damage. Wait, so I'm hitting him so
that's 2? D6 Plus.
Four and then. Another 2D6 for the bludgeoning.
Right, so I need to roll two more D6 so.
That's seven and seven and. 6 So in damage, what did I say?
77. 6. Right now 12. 1420. 20. 6 right,
14 and because there's two sevens.
And two sixes because the second six was from.
From Blitzen. All right.
And then he could get knock prone.
If he doesn't succeed on DC. 14 strength track oh 13 baby he's
pro he's. Finally pro.
Yeah, and. He seems to be tired of the
shit. He doesn't even get up from the
prone and he. Turns to, we'll say the.
The one that's hit him in the. Jingle Bells though, with a.
A branch that he seems. To pull out of his ass for some
reason. It's Birch.
Oh geez, it's a 29 to hit. He's playing.
I think that's what sticks now. OK.
With, we'll call it we'll. Call it the median damage,
because I don't. I don't.
I don't want to call that 30. Call 15 damage.
But. You're also going to need to
make a Wisdom saving throw dancer.
If you don't know the lure of. Krampus, he goes.
That that's like their thing. They go around hitting people
with branches. Birch sticks for being bad kids
has a. 21. Pass hula.
That beats it. Beats it.
You're not? Yeah.
You're not. You're not frightened.
No, I'm not. I'm not.
Scared. What's not scared of?
You and then. And then he's going.
To try and chain you to the. Other two I am 17 is beating
your ACI believe yeah. 10. Damage on top of that 15.
It's kind of ironic they were like for the cold.
All the time anyway, as you feel the.
As you. Feel the chain link in you feel
cold sink deep into your bones. So 25 total damage and then it
would be your turn. Linked to the The last two are
linked to the first one. Well, he's prone, so.
Off attack. OK.
Our hooves? Yeah.
Stomp them, Arth. Stomp them.
Crushes Guts. Make him regret.
No regrets. Nope, that doesn't hit
advantage. A10 does not hit.
Nope. Nope, that's my turn.
Guys, you're trying boils. Trying to stop and.
And you're just missing. You keep tripping over the chain
that's been. Nearly.
Fixed to you. All right, here we go.
OK, 23. Yes, Yeah, that'll hit.
Yes. Finally, the hooves bring out
the hooves. Everything goes slow MO.
It's like the Sokuga moment, like everything is like twice as
many frames in animation. Now, yes, there's weird trumpets
playing in the background. Let's see 14 five.
OK, I guess I got to do my lightning hooves once, but it
was the elves and not. The enemy, Poor elves.
ARD. 8. Yes.
Oh, that's pretty good. That's pretty good damage 34
eight of which is like get them, get them good the.
Nutsack again? Hey, they're Jingle Bells.
He's still standing well. You know, metaphorically, I'm
going to stay. Put I'm I'm going to stay put.
If he tries to worm his way away from us, it'll trigger an.
Attack of opportunity. I'm not going to yeah, from all
of us. I'm not.
I'm not going to pass up on that.
He's he. Blitzen's going to stay put, I
think. I think that leaves Rudolph.
And then guiding what? Level is guiding Bolt.
He's prone. Use your hooves shut up.
One level skating. Bolt does it.
Does it? Start off as.
Does it start off as one? I can't remember, I haven't
looked at it since. I'll just call it an an even 5
for. Fun.
You've got one spell slot, you've got one spell slot of
that. I've got one spell slot of it,
no? The.
Other the other ones. Level ones that at.
Will I don't know. OK. 5th.
Level that does a shit ton of. Damage.
We're going to Guiding Bolt. At fifth level and pray to.
God, that I actually hit this time.
Fingers crossed 14. No, all right.
Where he's from. Advantage idea.
It splashes up against. It splashes up against the the
one of the it's it's. Wide enough that it it hits in a
range and we're going to call it that.
You you bust open one of the stained glass windows and
there's slowly a suction force now starting in that area, just
stocking. We're going to get sucked out.
Good, then we can fly. But.
Krampus can't. I think that leaves yourself
then there, Dasher. I think we wouldn't add a little
bit of turnover. But that's OK, That is OK I.
Am He's still prone. I'm I'm curb stomping this
bitch. Coming into the curb.
Stomping. What is it +5 +6?
So what did I? Just roll.
Have you seen +6? That's what I rolled, yeah.
And then 4 D 8 + 4. Hang on hold.
What's what's happening? As with the other.
Reindeer that are also curb. Stomping all at the same time.
Oh my God. Yes.
I OK. I did. 12 damage and then the
combined of us did what is it 123 damage?
No, that's not damage. I didn't roll the damage.
I was just rolling the let's let's.
Just. That was it's 19.
I left it at 19 because the other.
One's 19, OK. So 1/2 I think.
Three hit, five of them hit and two of them got a net 20.
Yeah, I see the two net 20s. But the a 15 + 6 Oh, it's a six.
Thank you. That's where it was, yeah.
They get +6, so the two. Net 20's the one that.
Rolled 1517 and 18 also. Hit.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm lumping the two like the first two
together. Because one's because it's.
Advantage, right. So then the next one, oh, I see
there's five other reindeers swinging.
I see, I see. OK, so four hit.
Got you. OK.
With, yeah. It's about how many is 4 * 4,
right? It's 16.
If they're using their hooves, it's 48.
So yeah, 4 * + 16. Oh.
I missed 2. That was only 14.
This is yeah, this is 16. So here.
We go so 12 + 30. 2 + 2. 4. 4046. 36 Yeah dude it.
Took five of them to do as much damage.
As I did. Nice.
It it took. Me so many tries to get that hit
in, but that's a good lick. Yeah, he's.
Hanging on, but he is bleeding out of every orifice at this
point and he's just. Going yeah, pile of blood and
bones as. All these reindeer just.
Stand over him, puffing, snorting.
Transform. The way that Christmas should be
celebrated. It's getting a taste of his own
medicine. This crap and then.
I don't know wax. That's in he gets hit.
Or Donner Donner's bloodied. Some.
More but. Also now I think I did I rule
the right one. That was the Birch one.
OK, yeah, and then aiding, what was that Nat?
Why did it roll the? Second one, ignore the second
one. Oh, it rolled the damage again
because it. Wasn't Nat that's why.
I'm just going to call it. So that you 3 are attached.
So Rudolph, you're going to be now attached to the other 3, so
all four. Of you are chained together.
Now and you take, we're just going to call it the. 10 again
cold damage. From that, we're used to working
as a team. This is no problem.
Who else taking the? Cold damage everyone on the
chain. No, no, no, no, no.
Just Rudolph because he's being newly attached.
To the cold sinks in oh. OK, from the chain and he's?
Definitely looking like he's barely hanging on.
And he says just get a couple more chain.
But that would be. Dancer's turn, dude.
Is he trying to change? Although technically,
technically all you guys could take your turn at the same
timing, it's not true much. Whose turn is it?
Yours. Technically.
Yeah, well, I'm going to try Hoof stomp again.
Because he's still prone, yeah. Yeah, I didn't get.
My hoof stomp in. I want to get my hoof stomp in.
Yeah, 21 will hit. Yeah, OK, OK, OK, fine.
My moment has come. 4 D 8 + 4. V 8 + 4.
Finally I danced my last dance. Oh. 2. 86 damage, nice noise.
Yeah. I dance a jig atop his.
His. Atop his not furry.
Chest. I'm like, I'm like, give it to.
You. How do you?
How do you want to? Dance that because he's he's.
Going to be. Unconscious after that, or dead
for the most part. Basically, I'm going to strike
my final pose up standing like humanoid.
One back hoof. On his Jingle Bells.
The other hoof on his face. I'm going to stomp all the way
through the floor and he just goes.
Yes, yes. Pass.
About Oh, I got carried. Away we don't know.
Where Santa is. Oh no.
That's what I was trying to trying to.
Wait for you guys to see what was you're.
Going to do with that? Oh no.
Did can someone roll to stop me? No, you're going to have to.
Wait until next year. See what?
See what treadspires. Without Santa for a year.
In the north, I got carried away my.
Anger. Roiled.
Wait, he said he was going to give us Santa.
Back if we gave him our memory. So we just look around the room.
He's in here somewhere. Or he could conjure him from
somewhere else. Let's look at these golden.
Boxes, yeah. Those are like.
Candelabras. Oh, I see.
Oh, they're tables with. I see.
OK, well, in that case. I searched the body.
Fuck what? What do these doodads here?
Those are like empty braziers currently.
I look underneath it. You you don't see anything
underneath. It your passive.
Perception of 14 though, will tell.
Let you know that there is something magical about the
braziers. Oh, I big my eyes at it.
I look at it. Bigly.
I try to figure out what's up with it.
Is that 8 your investigation role on the body there?
I'm guessing plus whatever the. I forget what investigation is
intelligence, isn't it? We don't have an int.
We don't have an int mod. So 8 you I got a 17.
For. Invest investigating the
Brazier, trying to figure out what's magic.
About it. Oh, OK.
I'm just going to finish off in the buddy you find.
On on his bloodied, mutilated corpse, a handful of written
like sticky note pads reminding him to do stuff.
Yeah. Common and.
Elvish those of the language. You guys know?
And he seems to have. Written them in common so they
don't they mostly be seem to be pertaining to stuff that he was
supposed to do but he probably never got around to back at the
North Pole. And there is one note that says
that remind. That he, he, he.
Does have crossed off and checked all the rest of them
haven't been really. It looks like it.
That one seems to have been completed.
You guess where it just says feed Santa Santa's alive.
Oh no. And he needs feeding.
We. Must find him before he starves.
Yeah, what has he been feeding? Santa.
Oh. Is there?
Anything in the desk I start nosing.
Through the desk. What did I learn from the
Brazier? Yep.
For the for the Brazier, you. You can tell that it is.
Like I said, magical from before, but you can definitely
tell that as you neared it and start nosing around it, you can
feel a pool and it's not so much as a physical one as a emotional
one that's calling to you to delve into your past and
relinquish your happiest memory to it.
Oh, OK, I don't want to do that because we beat the shit out of
them so we wouldn't have to do that.
Yeah. OK, cool.
OK. What's?
Over here. Oh, that's a those, those are
books, aren't they? Yeah, they.
Seem to be an infernal. I can't read Infernal and.
On top of the desk with your passive perception.
It's not much of A desk. Really either.
In the traditional sense, it doesn't have drawers and all
that jazz. It's just like an altar with a
giant book on it and the the I gotta go scrolling.
The the title. Reads.
Librium of last thoughts and it describes the ritual that needs
to happen to some degree to for for Santa's rebirth and it it is
stating that you you're some of the at least 4 happy memories
have to be sacrificed to relinquish him from his prison
basically. So it's independent of Krampus
having to do anything. It's just like an automatic key.
Does killing Krampus count as a happy memory?
We could all just. Give it that memory.
I, I yeah, I'll. I'll.
I'll give it that one. Santa comes back.
Holy fuck what the fuck do you guys do?
Jesus. I actually don't.
Know no Santa, we're done here. But we were looking for you,
Santa Santa Cruz. Manhattan took your place and
murdered missus. Oz I'm so sorry we couldn't
remember that. Like what?
He's like just skin and bones. He's like you only.
Fit me. Bread.
Let me keep the molasses cookies.
Just bread. You know we.
Were. I I just like.
Kind of like take the other Wagner.
After this we were thinking about overthrowing him.
Anyways, we. Just want to like, well, no,
though he ran the evil one. We wanted to overthrow the evil
one. Well, how?
How long ago, Santa? We are not.
Sure. How long ago this happened to
you? How long have you been trapped
here? Centuries.
What was it, Santa? That did this to us.
It was Krampus. Don't, don't.
Worry Santa, we we enacted. Revenge.
No, but like I look back. We did Rudolph.
The adults are talking. But like.
But like, did we? Enact revenge.
We were we. We found.
Missus Claus rest in. Peace.
And now we're here and we smashed him to guts and bones
and shards underneath our. Mighty hooves, we did.
What we did, What didn't we? We completely.
Sent us happy *. Memory killing Brampets.
Yeah, Oh, what do we? So you're the only one that
remembers at least 4, did you? Actually forget.
At least four have two. So if we don't?
If. We don't remember killing.
Krampus. Do we even remember Krampus
existing? No.
I cast Guiding Bolton Santa. No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, no, no, we gave the memory
of killing. Krampus.
It was a good memory. The good.
Memory wouldn't have included finding dead claws.
It wouldn't have. Yeah, we still have all the bad
memories, but you guys don't have the delicious.
Memory. Well, OK, Blitz.
Killing kill Santa Blitzen. So I think we need 36 damage or
whatever in one turn Rudolph did.
Rudolph give his. Memory and if he's if he's not
going to remember, he's. Going to think the plan is still
killing Santa. No, Blitzen is gonna jump in the
path of that. Blitzen is gonna dramatically
jump into Rudolph's path. And to.
Take Santa. I think Rudolph could be
convinced. That this isn't the.
Same Santa he's. Clearly different.
We are all talking to him and acting as if he is different.
I feel like he would pause and be like, hey, what's going on?
But there the the the real question still remains of the
the who's the four that are? Giving up their memories because
not Blitzen, he fought too hard for that.
It's too funny. The bit is too funny.
Rudolph is giving up his memory OK.
And then Blitzen is still going to jump into the path of that
guiding bolt. With it was my idea to give that
memory 11 HP or whatever he's got left 20.
One I think he's got. 21 together yes oh wait no would
the would the. Chain have disappeared.
I, I I. Would really, even though he's
unconscious? Yeah, it was, yeah.
Yeah, 'cause it's a physical object, so it would probably
still remain. Yeah, you guys probably.
Don't care that much though, 'cause you're used to it.
Yeah, Yeah, that's true. We're we're pretty accustomed to
being attached to each other. OK, so all the.
Chained boys would jump in the way.
Yeah, Blitzen would like yank everyone else with.
Him as he dives into the to, to. Protect Santa to.
Get down Mr. Santa Claus in that.
Chain of events. You probably would then.
Are you rolling a spell attack for the for it right?
Or is because I think that's how that guiding bolt works?
That's why you were missing before if I remember correctly.
Yeah, it's a + 6 to hit with the guiding bolt, it says.
Rudolph. The Red Nose reindeer because
there's so I don't. Remember.
Killing. Krampus, but there's a dead.
Monster on the floor and this Santa appeared.
Out of nowhere. Like, you know Krampus is dead,
but you don't remember the first hand experience of doing it.
Yeah. I think I can deduce that.
What is on the ground is Krampus, but.
I don't remember being the one. To attack him.
Exactly. Yeah.
Like, we recognize that that's
Krampus, and we recognize that he's dead.
But we don't know why he's dead. Yeah, Rudolph.
So Jacob rolled a hit me I guess.
It's. It it's more to do with a
combination of things. You're going to roll a.
Deck save me, yeah. Can I get hardly I rolled good
19 to hit Santa no. Dex.
Dex 19 to hit Blitzen is it well?
No, How much? Is it?
How much is the save? I.
Rolled a 2121. Damn, so Blitzen.
Successfully. Dives into the path of the
guiding bolt to save Santa. Yeah, pushes him off off of the
side and then everybody. Else is going to roll a deck
save being attached to the chains, not to trample Santa.
Wait, a deck save, OK. OK, we can.
Have a + 3 to. Our next?
I. Voluntarily, No.
No, you can choose. To you.
Voluntarily. What fail?
Well. I.
Figure I I probably still get hit is.
The thing it's just I successfully.
Saved Santa. Correct.
Yeah, you still have to. Rudolph finally hits a guiding
bolt, but leave a dramatic. Twist guys, we have advantage
with his. Uncle, I don't know if we get
advantage on. Saves with pack.
Tactics. Is it all take 20 roles There's.
No enemy pack tactic works with enemies, it's just attack roles.
Pack Tactics only applies to attack roles.
Oh, but doesn't apply to inner conflict.
Inner conflict between us? Do we get flanking?
Bonus No, sorry. But we're trying together.
I do I fail. I get drunk by these.
Chains. Yeah, I failed as well.
OK, I rolled A5, rolled A tread plus.
Santa What's? How?
Much damage. Do I roll?
Your. Your your.
Your hoof. No.
Hoof. Do I roll to?
Attack. Two or do I just do it?
We'll, we'll. Leave.
No, it's all the trampoline guys.
That have to do it yeah we'll we'll leave it to.
To be. The to attack.
To hit. He still has a high AC so it
could still be OK, just funny. I'm still what do they say?
Oh wait, wait, I thought I was rolling.
For damage I'm. Rolling to attack.
I'm confused. Wait, what?
No, so Rudolph was shooting at Rudolph rolled like a 19 or
something. My AC is.
Only 14? Yeah.
Oh, and I rolled the wrong thing.
Who's who's trampling? Why are we trampling?
So the. The scene before you, I'm still.
Trying not to laugh at it. Because it's hilarious, but
Santa, right, is getting guiding Bolt Blitzen.
You were the first to be attached into the chain.
So you're diving forward in front of the guiding bolt, who
Rudolph was the last to be chained at the end of it, right?
And then you're because of your dive, you're pulling all of the
other reindeer with you and as you're like, you know, brushing
Santa out of the way. And still.
Moving in the process of getting in front of the guiding bolt and
pulling everybody else. The deck save was to try and
avoid the the pile up on top of Santa like because of the pool.
So. So like, you know, the chain is
pulling everybody in in in the line up with you.
If you succeeded the next save you didn't get pulled into the
well. OK, see, OK, hear me out.
Can I make a con save though because.
They're going to be crashing into me and then they're going
to push me into Santa is how that would go, right?
Like a little chain reaction sort of thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Con save to try to stay on my
ground. At least he's just gonna.
Hold us all up as we pile. Up on his back.
Or at least. Like take the ball on the the
worst you pile up on top of me instead.
Maybe. I'll give it to you.
How about the the deck? Saves that we're all just rolled
will be against that Con save. OK, all right.
I only get +2 to Con. You have to beat A5.
Can you beat a? 5A9.
Oh, and. Then Jake didn't. 20 total.
Oh, wait. Or is that three-year deck?
Save he he was confused. I don't, I don't know.
I'm I. Think he knew I I asked if I
needed to roll to hit. On the phone.
Oh yeah, that's right. That's right.
That's right.
So so that that ended up not OK,
so I rolled. A20 on my con save to like.
So then keep the other reindeer from toppling me over on and
that. Succeeds in stopping the.
The pile up, but Rudolph is. Still gung ho, it sounds like
and and intentionally failing his deck save.
So he's running forward right. That's where I would I would
guess then against that constitution that you just
rolled, you're trying to like out muscle him.
So probably a. Strength check from.
Rudolph All right, Jacob. D20 Plus. 4.
Can can you knock over your uncle 11 OK?
You just butt heads and and. And, and Santa's had us fallen
over from you just bumping into him slightly and he's getting it
back up on his hands and knees and he's what the hell.
Rudolph. Didn't mean it sounds so.
Decrepit. He's just, he's just confused.
Blitz is like going to puff himself up really big.
He's going to be like alpha. Like Alpha Theater.
Theater of the herd. Like, like shut, shut up.
Shut up, Rudolph. The adults are.
Talking. Kind of old again.
No, I'm sorry. It's hilarious this whole
interaction. It's an extra fuck you.
I do what I want. This is so good.
Anyways. Yeah, Santa gets back up and he
goes where? Are we then, or do we need to
make it back home? We're in Krampus's realm.
I think this doesn't feel like Krampus's.
Realm. This feels like, wait, no, no,
what does that little guy on the desk?
Say yeah, the office man, he's. Like he's imprisoned here.
Krampus was not he. He turned us into snow and
teleported. Us here, I guess we'll have to.
Go talk to Ishmael next year. Yes, that was his.
Name Ishmael. Yeah, that guy can.
Can he? Teleport us back home I.
Don't think. I don't think he can
specifically. But he might know somebody.
In the tower, one of the nightmares.
Oh shit. OK, what?
How? You're welcome.
Merry Christmas. Very close.
Merry Christmas. Happy New Year this is.
Where we're going to pick up next.
Year. Figuring out how to get.
Back Oh my. God, can you save this pile of
tokens? Yeah.
So in the year and we. Forget what?
We've done. We come back.
No, we just make it. We just.
Make it to this floor. On a regular tower, run and
just. Like what the fuck?
There's a pile of reindeer and a puddle of mush slammed into the
ground. Oh yeah, I I completely forgot
because. Of the hilarity.
But when you guys? Lit the braziers besides Santa
popping up and like on on the altar with you guys hanging out
in that pile. These doorways open up to some
stairs that lead up and down. Oh OK, but but we had to save.
Santa Santa was the priority. Even if we.
Kind of forgot and we. Just we just forgot that we
killed Krampus. Not to Rudolph.
Rudolph tired as shit. I'm tired of you pretty like
shit Santa Bolt. Well.
Gigi's guys. Yeah, this is good.
That was fun. Hope you guys had fun.
That was. Awesome.
Good. Night.
Good night. Night.
Have a good night. My anime dropped.
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