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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign.
Allelopolis. Oh yeah, bloody.
Craig. The Hand of Fate tosses the dice
rolls, spins, turns. The campaign starts and ends,
leaving memory that becomes stories.
Stories flew out into the Infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the Infinite Sea, fading to myths until myths are
forgotten. And again, the Hand of Fate
tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
Hitherto we left our adventures known as the Rum Rollers after
they had rescued Socrates from losing their magics to to the
mana thieves and begin and and being rewarded with a flying
dune and a 1% bag of shareholding.
With plans to take down the professional necromancy called.
The Rum Rollers take flight to the Lava Tower.
On route they meet with the goddess Zenith and Godlono in
their draconic forms. The Goddess of Knowledge,
Zenith, informs the Rum Rollers that they should begin their
path to ascension at the Peninsula of Choi, and warns
against facing the PNC at this time.
During their discussions on next steps, the Rum Rollers discover
an encouragement from Lono, however, on the seed of a giant
grape that he had given to Admiral Mimi.
Then they are called to the Infinite Tower of Ishmael, where
Mimi, Rural and KIRO sign a contract to not become gods and
eliminate the God's president's presence from their solar
system. Also to help the Shadow Seekers
eliminate the professional necromancy cult plans laid out.
The Rim Rollers awake once more in the corridors of the dune and
agree after a hearty breakfast to face the PNC with their
recently acquired holy water cannons and explosive growth
Seed plan planting plan. At which point Grand am Wild
Shapes and I forget even to into what it was exactly to fly
straight through a barrier. Oh, an eagle to attempt to fly
through a barrier that they find many miles away from the lava
tower. Still that as soon as he does,
such a skull appears on the barrier barrier, appearing to
swallow him, and he disappears. Where he finds himself next is
in a cell, and while he tries to attempt to escape, the rest of
the rum rollers try different ways of entering the sphere as
they see birds on their own volition.
Can't make it through. Or by being thrown at the
barrier, at the barrier and everything else on the inside of
the bear life wise seems to be draining away if not already
dead, including all of the plant life on the other side.
So and as at this time, Grand AM is attempting to escape his cell
by turning into a family. Makes it through his first cell
doors to a second set of cell doors that he can see into, but
as soon as he tries to cross those ones, his wild shape is
negated and he is forced to stand there.
I forget actually how you got through those second set of cell
doors now too, but I should have went back and listened to it
again to remind myself. But you made it through those as
well To some individuals that were sitting there with
mutilated bodies and cackling to themselves as they tried to
force their way, force you back into your cell.
You take a run at the exit and find on the other side of that
door a courtroom with a enormous demon that bangs his gavel,
saying sustained and grand AM is sent back to his cell,
teleported there in his form again with cheeky in his pocket.
So everyone else finds themselves on a Dunes deck
currently and Grand am in a cell.
Find out what happens this time. So I'm guessing I materialize
back back onto the deck. Yep.
I take a scope of everybody around me.
Zero would probably be sobbing again, holding his compass.
Hey, KIRO Looks. Around was Kat Was Kat here last
time too, for that whole session?
No, I don't remember. I didn't think so.
So both KIRO. Both not KIRO.
Both Kat and and KIRO materialize on the deck next to
Cyril, who's the only one left there sobbing to himself.
You see his wings like wrapped dramatically around him as he's
like in his little cocoon, just quietly sobbing to himself, just
holding his compass. Hero.
Well, because seeing that not everyone is here, I see you
crying. Very unbecoming.
He reaches down and grabs you by the scruff of either your shirt,
armor, or whichever you have currently right now and lifts
you up with his height. I don't think he ever put his
armor back on. I think he's just kind of like.
Oh, you shirt, you shirt, rolling it.
So where is everyone? Well, in between.
Those through the. Torque necklace.
Yeah, the torque, you hear? Nobody knows the troubles I've
seen. Nobody knows my.
Hero. Hero takes his other hand,
pinches his nose. More specifically, where is the
Kellador? Nobody.
Well, you know, he's, he's gonna be in between like sniffling and
sobbing the whole time he's saying this.
He tried to fly towards that barrier over there and I was in
the Let me look up what it's called again.
Hold up a second. Grow his nest.
Yes, that I was in the crows nest and I saw him start flying
so it's a barrier. So I dropped literally all of my
belongings and swooped down after the crows nest and a giant
school opened up and swallowed him whole in the barrier before
I could get to him. So, you know, he's currently in
a jail cell in the PNC's tower. He's got a incoming court date
and we tried sending both dead and alive birds through to see
if we could get any items or anything to him to help him
escape because he was stripped of all of his items as well.
And nothing worked. So but my compass we figured out
that it points at my greatest desire and.
And what are you desiring right now?
Apple pie. But focus point, What are you
desiring right now? Grand Am.
I feel like that's pretty obvious.
Initially it was pointing towards the heavens because I
wanted to get back there to see my family.
But you know. Kira looks at the compass.
Does it the where does the compass seem to be pointing?
It's kind of like, and so the way it was described to me, it's
kind of like an one of the orb compasses.
So it's pointing straight down, currently straight down.
Yeah, and he flew, and Kira points to the area where you
last. Saw him.
Death sphere? Yeah, the giant death sphere.
He flew there. Yes, I'm just picturing you
holding like Kira holding up Sierra, like somebody with a cat
that's in trouble. It's kind of like.
Cat we have a problem. Yeah, and you know, my literal
worst fear is happening actively so yeah.
I'm going. To.
Sit sit and think about that your options for a bit.
Mastercat, can you do something with this?
And he points all over and drops him on the ground.
She said BRB. So I'm going to go over to Jake
real quick that Grand Am in the cell.
Grand Am you see one of the muscle you're assuming.
One of the guards walks down the hall leading someone that has a
masked face and looks like they were some sort of performer of
some sort. Although they do have a bit of a
demon esque. Wings and such to them.
To a cell catty corner of yours. Without saying a word and shoves
them in. Closes and locks the door, looks
at you and says your attendance will be required shortly.
He would not pay attention to him.
He he walks even closer to the bars and he bangs, bangs on him.
Hey, do you want any representation?
You have the right to the representation.
I think think things are represented just fine.
Whatever. And he just turns around and
walks away. I do all my job as much as I
can. Fucking.
He just Mumbles as he walks. Yeah, I'll, I'll catch up the
cat, but once I once she gets back, but after that
conversation, hero's going to fly over to the dead or evil orb
area. OK.
Sierra's going to follow him and try to explain some of what we
figured out. We did figure out that this was
a hallow area, right? KIRO is going to look back over
his shoulder, snap at you, stay here and then jumps off and
wings unfurl and flies over for your safety.
And Cheryl's not going to listen.
He's still stubborn. He's less of an asthma, but he's
still stubborn. At least stay behind.
So we figured out that this is a hollow area, so do without what
you will. I'm still not 100% sure what
that means, but they did their best to explain it to me that,
you know, I'm a little emotional right now and he just scratches
his temple a little bit. So we tried sending in some like
mushroom birds and that didn't go too well.
Regular birds can't pass through either.
So we have no connection to the inside other than this torque.
Then we will knock, and he means they have the most not I'm not
not actually knocking. He flies up just outside, just
within what he would say, what KIRO would consider earshot of
the orb. And he declares I am Lieutenant
KIRO Kenpachi, I am a ferryman, and I speak on behalf of all
those departed souls that forward, back, and shall be at
rest. Any soul that is not yet ready
for the next life should only be judged by those that are willing
to be the judges. And if judgment is being
written, then a fairy must must be in attendance, for all
judgment leads to the ends. I command these doors open.
And you notice as you jump off the edge of a dune, you know you
went down and then back up in the air as you're catching
flight with your wings right. And the skull bobs with you as
if following your movement as you, especially as you draw
nearer, one of its probably it's left eye socket rolls down.
It's three times the size of you on the edge of the sphere.
And to focus on your on your person.
And you see the dark sockets that are as eye sockets come to
life with a purplish glowing hue.
And from it the voice, a booming voice that comes out says you
are of the rum rulers. You may pass, but no, once you
do, you will face judgement of your own before you can pass it
on others. Only my Lord make grant me
judgement. You are but a vessel to
something worse. You're a Lord, doesn't it?
It seems. Learn my name.
Certain seems to catch on to a little bit of a cheerier note.
You're speaking more or less directly to the CEO, Ashima, and
as it stands, a portion of your soul, if not the whole thing,
belongs to me. Your Lord hasn't come searching
for the contract that has been signed.
Then by all means, open your doors and we will discuss.
And I promise you, come hell or the high waters, you will reckon
with me, demon. As you wish.
And now I'll give you, I will give you 10 minutes to gather
your affairs. I'm assuming Jess, you're back.
I am. OK, 'cause I I expected after
that exchange KIRO, you'd fly back and.
Ask 00 is all. You want to.
Do now he The second that voice started talking, he was gone.
He's probably sitting back up in the crow's nest again.
That would be where he's at. KIRO will fly, grab you, yank
you, and take you down to the deck.
One should always have courage in the face of atrocities.
Remember that we had one. Well, you can say that, but
considering the fact that I'm going to be punished for a
contract I wasn't even there to sign.
And neither was I. If y'all decide that y'all want
to go in and get judged by whatever it is that is in there,
by all means I'll be staying on here.
You should listen. Would recommend you find another
way. I said, and I mean it true, no
one judges me but my Lord, and I will, you know, we're on a.
Different planet, right? Grand Am can't be there.
He can't see these I'm. Trying to remember if carousel
has his torque because he would be responding you are enough
trouble. If he still had it.
Hero is hero is actively like wearing his so you'll be able to
hear it just in the vicinity of it.
Ever since granddad got captured he has not let go of it, taking
it off. No, no, he's just.
It's on his person. And I, and I think you would
have yours, KIRO, 'cause you took it off to go into the
meeting, if I remember correctly.
But put it back. We're giving it back and put it
back on. OK, we're giving.
Back. Alright, yeah, Master Kellidor,
what foolery have you found yourself in?
Grand Am. You get back a the sound of like
him just making like a popping noise with his mouth.
I'm bored. But I swear by then, by the end
of his life, he's going to have a indention in between his eyes
worse than it already is from pinching his nose.
They didn't leave me with a Game Boy or nothing.
What is this boy A game she play?
They didn't give leave a boy from which play to from which to
play games with no checkers. Why would you want a boy in a
prison with undead themes? Well, I'm sure he deserved to be
here. Only a boy that deserves to be
here. No mortal life needs to be in
the hands of the undead, not even yours.
Master. Cut out the way.
Ah, if anybody's hands are on my soul, it's mine.
By the way, I have AI had a plan before we called it quits last
time. If nobody's around, Grand am is
focusing. Like the floor is made out of
metal, right? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's going to try casting heat metal on it until it like
warps, and then he's going to try and escape that way.
Hey, how? There's no safe to.
It trying to remember metal. I know I'm trying to not nothing
like that. I was trying to remember some of
the other wording of it. I think I need to go look at it
because is it like an like? Isn't it usually like an object?
No anything metal. No reason it couldn't just be a
plate of metal in the floor. No, that's where I was trying to
figure out the like how much area would affect.
That's why I'm like I. Just need to affect like a
riveter 3. Metal.
If I remember correctly it can heat.
Up, yeah, I mean. It can heat up a curse, so
that's the size of a corso. Yeah, that's usually the.
That's the usual use for it at least.
Yeah. And while I'm doing this, I'm
gonna be like, so to the demon or the devil that just got
brought in. So what you in for?
Singing my Jhansi tunes too brightly.
That'll get you every time. That'll get you every time.
Yeah, I'm apparently a traitor to the 'cause, you know, didn't.
Mean oh. Dear.
They didn't even tell us about the cause, but apparently a
contract's a contract. Yeah, they're pretty solid about
all of their soul collecting. I don't even understand it.
They're not even worth that much.
Well, maybe not to you, but to someone, yeah.
You ever think about it? I never think about my soul.
They make me think about my soul a lot here because I don't have
one. They torture whenever they feel
like. It's unfortunate.
All the while just casting heat metal on the floor trying my
damnedest. OK.
So yeah, if you're aiming for the a singular plate, they seem
to have been laid on top of each other, like not not full, not
riveted to something underneath of them fully.
So I'm assuming you're trying to do it on a plate that you're not
standing on. Is the other part that I was
like how much area does this affect?
Yeah, I'm, I'm not going to cook myself, not on purpose.
You do feel the air around you, you know, starting to warm up a
little bit. I would guess because most, most
metal metals melting points as well in the thousands of
degrees. And OK, in that case, I guess to
you, you, you kind of see probably especially around the
center, the spot where you're affecting it the most, where it
starts to turn red hot and molten, start to drip, drip,
drip just down on the something below that's not too far below.
But I don't know when you're stopping but the.
Yeah, as soon as it's there's like a hole that's big enough to
like an animal that I could conceivably turn into, can fit
into, we're going in. Red hot.
See, that's the other thing. It says it glow red hot, which
doesn't necessarily. Oh well, we're already here.
You. If they're like cramped together
and uncapable movement like any. No, no.
And like thermal expansion is going to cause it to buckle in
some direction. Yeah.
And I'm, I'm not at all trying to to stop what you're doing.
I'm just trying to quickly read the spell so that I get a grasp
of it while I while I try to role play it out for you.
You you see down below enough it you probably melt away first and
foremost, a size probably about the the the size of a pigeon egg
and you look down through it and as the metal still kind of
cooling, you can't get your face right up next to it.
But the glowing embers that have made it down into the hole you
can see illuminates slightly as they're cooling a almost
secondary set of metal. That's as the one was dripping
on top of it. You can tell it it kind of warps
it, but it seems to be of a thicker gauge.
And so it's not going through it even it at its molten stage.
And in graven into that metal, you can see all sorts of runes,
sigils and symbols that seem to be of some sort of magic
protection in this area. And there might be enough space
in between the floor and those sigils for a very small
creature, enough only two to create.
You can see now that you're kind of like turning your head a
little bit, maybe the shadow of some of the the piping that
seems to be like a disconnected pipe below the the turlets that
are in the room I. See.
So is this place just OK? So is this place it's a
disconnected pipe? Is this place just full of shit?
You're not sure. You haven't tried to use the
toilet, you've only looked at it.
So there's like a crawl space between the plates.
Yep. All right, we're going to try
turning into an Ant and just going for it.
OK, you turn into an Ant and cheats you and everything else
that you're wearing and carrying currently also morphs into that
form. And as you go down below trying
to, I'm guessed to like, wait until the metal cools.
And get to the edge so that you can jump off or even potentially
jump over the hole and transform as you're going.
But that seems riskier anyways, So you get down to the you get
down through the hole and you're an Ant, which now you see the
world very differently. Actually you don't see anything
at all. You can smell a whole lot of
things as the Ant, but you start to pick up on some traces of
another colony that seems to have made their homes in these
walls but in a farther off distant place.
And this is probably one of their ends of their territory
for their trails of gathering and foods and such.
But otherwise as an Ant you you're just kind of wandering
around because there is no real amiable direction until you run
into shit and it's slowly making your way through the walls I
guess. I don't, I don't.
I've not role played in it. You can tell me what you're
doing. You're, you're, we're going to
follow that trail. OK.
Because it's clearly a safe path if they made it this far and got
back. All right, so you're doing that,
going back over to the other folks then that are on a Dunez
deck still you have but a minute before you are summoned, the
giant skull says. Says to the ship.
It says to the ship and everyone on it.
Funny. That you think you can actually
summon me. But I'll let you think that.
The glowing purple eyes. I'm an Ant.
I'm an. Ant.
I'm an Ant. So hard, So hard to use the
glowing. Seriously, I.
Swear to God. The glowing purple eyes twinkle.
And this is me trying to leave you that opening to ask Ask Cat
the thing that you wanted to ask.
Master Cat. OK, I'm just have you 3 of us go
on the ship now. Yep.
Have you figured out if you're able to break yourself out from
the chicken? Yeah, 'cause we never, we never
did actually like find out if Cat because Cat has the power to
change if that was possible yet. So I wanted to give Kat the the
the chance. Yeah.
I mean, theoretically, yeah, theoretically you could be.
You have true Polymorph at the level that you're at, So you've
already tested it out on becoming the Tyrannosaurus Rex
for a little bit. And the rest of the wording of
that spell, if you recall what Kira's asking about, is the fact
that if you hold that form for what is it, an hour?
Yeah, if I hold it for an hour, I keep that form.
So yes, that is confirmed if. Then might I suggest?
This is. Just if you would rather.
If you'd rather not, I totally accept your decision to stay the
chicken. But would you ponder the
possibilities of becoming a dragon?
I have pondered that possibility.
Because Dragons, unlike most mortal preachers, besides being
majestic and all knowing, have the ability to change even when
they are not. In Their Majesties, you could be
the human you once were, but more.
What is he on about? So if I were to be a dragon,
which one should I go for? I'm quite partial to my kind,
but that is a choice you must make.
A dune would probably chime in at this point and see what, but
would would you turn back into a cat when you or to your chicken
when you're on board? She could be whatever.
Well, he could be whatever. He wanted to be a dune.
Yeah, because they have the ability to transform, right?
Yep. Yeah, I, I'm just asking, you
know, I, I've kind of grown fond of your chicken form, but I
mean, it's also I. Was just watching from the side
like. Be nice, be also be nice to to
be hugged back once in a while. I guess if you had arms.
But she's you just be 0. Like pressing on the bottom of
his eyes to stop him from crying again from the corner.
He's clearly not listening to anything else saying.
Just focus on keeping his emotions in check once again.
Compose yourself, master. 0 Well, I mean, you know, it's
kind of hard to when literally your worst fear happens, so.
Fear can only control what you let.
It's harden your soul and nothing can stop.
You and plus I'm being led to what could be pretty much
certain death by going to be judged so.
In death we almost one day travel.
It is not. A and I don't know first hand
what he was like. It's not fun.
So if you want are you and y'all are trying to get me to go back
there? You were not judged.
Excuse me? So you did not belong there.
You have been a good compatriot. Well, I was banished, so that
was. Same as judgment.
That is not the same as judgment.
Judgment is final and there are no mistakes in final judgment.
You will go where you are truly meant to be.
So do not fear death. Embrace it.
You hear. Live, live five hero. 4.
And Hero snaps his head over. You will be silent and wait.
And as you're trying to intimidate the skull that is
literally the size of a a small town, its mouth unhinges or the
the jaw unhinges and a bubble of the same energy flows out from
it, engulfing the entire ship. And the next thing you know,
there is a blink of darkness and you guys all find yourselves.
The secret tunnel. Secret tunnel.
No, that's where where Grand AM finds himself.
I have to go back to the other map, actually, to grab your
actual tokens for a second. One moment.
I forget what my token even looks like.
Your tokens are all here somewhere.
I swear I just it always. I don't even know if we ever
made a token for zero. I think we were still just like.
OK, it's going to be this one for now anyways.
GM paste characters. Where'd they all go?
Oh, maybe I'm not in the right. No, I'm in the right spot.
I might have to. Oh, maybe they're here.
Yeah, here we go. They moved them on me.
I have to update some of these. Where the heck?
I don't know if they got rid of some of them now.
Oh here's here's one for sure to go to this one select.
It's hard to when you get cat butted.
My cat decides that I'm talking so she needs to rub her butt in
my face. She wants to be the center of
attention. Understandably, I'm the exact
same way, so I get it. I'm surprised neither am I.
This is very off topic but I want to know if y'all agree.
Jacob said that if I was going to be any fantasy species I
would be a Pixie. Do y'all agree or disagree?
No clue. In an ugly way.
A Pixie? I don't know.
He's got that like malicious kind of Fay energy about him.
So cute and adorable and malicious.
Pretty much. Yeah, they did something with my
tokens. That's probably why too.
I mean, I mean, if it fits, maybe that's how you are.
I mean it fits, but at the same time he would pick the single
handedly gayest thing to put the ass.
It didn't mean it in like a ha ha you fairy kind of way.
I meant it in a kind of way. Nothing wrong with being a
little gay. Finally, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, Christ. What I miss?
You guys all find yourselves in a jails, in individual jail
sales. It looks like KIRO, you ended up
with a a bird though, that is got mushrooms sprouting off of
it and is flooding, floating around like fluttering around
like in you know how like when a bird looks like when it's flying
in circles trapped in a room doing that thing.
No, you think we don't want to do?
And a Dune doesn't seem to be Insight.
No. They got her in a weird shibari
harbor. Oh, they done fucked up.
That they take large stuff too. Yes, you do not find any of the
things that you had on like items, wise weapons, armor, all
of the potentially helpful items that you you've had.
The only thing you're left with are the torque and the clothes
on your back. Little satchel, yes, and in even
in your you're left with your feathers and your torque.
At least they left you your feathers.
At least what? At least they left you your
feathers. I guess they could have plucked
me, but I don't give them any ideas.
Hero goes to the bars open. Can I use divine smart on the
door? Open the doors or I break these
doors. You're yelling.
Actually, let me look at let me look at what I want to do.
Hold up. You're yelling into the the the
jail, which is very evidently most to this point perceivably,
you know, empty besides your compatriots who you're kind of
seeing shuffling around in their shell cells mostly across from
you. I think you can see potentially
zero and that's. Possible you.
Can't really tell. These are bar walls, like the
front wall of our enclosure is Bard.
Yes, and yours in particular seem to be a tighter rung bar.
Dance. I can't just walk in between
them and leave. Let me think of what I want to
do. I have a surprising amount of
options. Oh, did I not?
So I just wanted to be known that ants see pretty darn good
for insects. I thought it was purely that was
purely sent that they were. That's more like there are
certain species of termites that don't have eyes.
But ants have eyes. They have compound eyes like
flies. Really.
Because they're they're more closely related to Wasps than
they are to like any other crawling insect just about.
And that makes some sort of sense considering their
similarities otherwise, but I had not realized.
I want to inspect mine but magic wise you're.
Going to expect Inspect what? My jail cell.
Magic wise. Yeah.
Are you guys having a hard time hearing me?
No. It was just.
When people were speaking at simultaneous time, sometimes I'm
not. I'm not catching it as well.
Sorry. Sorry.
No, you're good. You're good.
How dark is it in here? Let me ask that before I do
anything. It's not.
It's not too bad. I'm trying to dynamic lighting.
I turned. Oh, I forgot to save the
setting. That's something I have to do
now. OK, now.
Oh shit. Now you can't see shit.
Yeah, I was like, it's not dark in there.
It's. Dark.
I'm just fireball. You're you're.
Really. Well.
Daylight mode, there we go. Save.
They've changed some of the settings on me and move some
other shit around. They actually like my tokens
that I had off to the side for you guys are gone for some
reason. It must have been on the update.
I should have looked at it. I got an e-mail about it and
then it didn't. Yeah, I didn't read it.
Yeah, I did too, so don't feel bad.
Oh, yeah. So yeah, you can definitely see
as you come to your bars, KIRO, you can see Zero down the way
and possibly even Cat. It looks like farther down the
corridor of gel cells that are lining either side.
You just see 0 pacing, that's what you would see.
Calm yourself. And as you're wrestling around
and you say calm yourself from the jail cell directly next to
you KIRO, you hear a a a jaunty voice.
Oh, more neighbors. How wonderful.
And who are you? You can call me Fred.
Well, friend, have you seen our friend?
Oh, I said. Fred.
Fred.
And what are you, Fred? Well, that's a complicated
question. I mean, who are we anyways?
We're we're just people in a place.
Are we the culmination of all of our experiences or, you know,
are we just what our parents made us and the nature that we
were drawn up in? Let let me make this simpler for
you. Are you alive or are you undead?
Oh, I'm very much alive. I got a question and you're very
much safe. I don't.
Think I use. Too safe.
I'm in a jail cell but OK. Could I use divine favor on my
fist? Making that I escape Doo Doo but
Doo but Doo making my. If ants can see, but they're
usually underground, what do they use their eyes for?
Is it just colour? Oh, they absolutely largely make
like they have like an almost computer like decision making
system built around pheromones. But Grand Dam is as intelligent
as he is like he is normally, even though he's so yeah, he's
just going to get the fuck out of here.
As you're wandering around you you you're finding the trail
that I was mentioning before coming to what seems to be a
poorly fixed hole that no longer is.
A hole seems to be stopped with like a dirty sock and some like
do. That's the.
Hole in the wall. That's where this trail, the
trail that you were following ends and it, it's hard to tell
exactly, you know, spatially where that was from your
perspective because you're following the trail more than
you were seeing in like the more or less pitch blackness that's
down there. I don't know what you're doing
with that information, but that's that's what you find.
Do any jailers come over when I say release me?
As you're Oh yeah, as you were yelling that, you can hear
somebody yell far down the hold your tongue prisoner.
We'll get to you. Come down here and tell me that
in person. No, don't get him down here.
Don't. So if I'm in a place that I
can't be wild shaped and I unwild like that I can't like
fit in, do I take damage and just emerge in the space I can
exist in or am I just going to get scrunched?
How? How?
Yeah, like her.
No, I know what I. You're force, not Jason Square,
according to the book, But that's up to Josh, and I'm
going. I'm going to spend horror points
and turn my face into a black hole and suck the sock out.
Oh God, not the sock. You don't know where that socks
been. You don't.
We don't know why squishy. You don't know where the goo
came from. Grand Am is not thinking like
y'all. Goo plus a hole with the sock
usually only means one. Grand Am does not think like
y'all. We all nasty.
Yeah, this is one of the ways. The ability I have, OK, carry
on. What?
This is one of the the ways I have, I guess you you pull.
I'm trying to think of exactly how that would all work too,
because your face is pretty small and the sock is pretty
big. You know, prospectively, you
know, aunt and. I get told to the if if because
it's supposed to be like this Eldridge horror, like Oh my God,
like how can this happen kind of thing like it's not supposed to
make too much sense. But at the same time, if I get
pulled to the sock instead and then like I I take a little bit
of damage, like take one damage UN morph and just like expand
into the space on the other side of the sock and take a fuck ton
of damage. I'm cool with that too.
Or if I just get scrunched, I'm also cool with that.
I tried. They just let the sock up like a
noodle. I was, yeah, I mean, it is, but
it is a black hole and it doesn't matter how big a black
hole is. That's the other direction.
I was going to go with that where I was stating because.
I already have my next action plan for whenever you all get
there with this. But also black holes don't
exactly have like, you know, vacuum directional suction.
It's like an all around force, correct?
Well it's the way that this ability works is it pulls
enemies towards you, but I'm assuming that the sock is about
isn't exactly super well fixed in place.
It's just well fixed in place enough that an Ant ain't getting
through. Right, right, and and.
Like I'm not going to bring the building down doing this.
No. OK, yeah.
What's the ability? I guess maybe it gives me some
more context. It is OK, so it's one of my
like, horrid. Customers that I can.
Add to my my wild shapes. Let me find of the broken mirror
boom leaf page. All right.
If the druid is important, the druid may take an action and
spend 5 four points to gain this aspect.
The druid's mouth opens, consuming his entire face, the
space beyond an empty yawning void with no visible end.
Unseen forces yank all nearby foes, dragging them towards the
endless void at the beginning of each of their turn.
All foes then 20 feet must make a stank Strength saving throw DC
of the druid spell save DC or be pulled 5 * 1 D 4 feet towards
the druid. If they would occupy the same
space as the druid, they take 66 bludgeoning damage and are
stunned for the turn. I'm going to give the sock
disadvantage, but I'm going to roll for it.
OK, rolling for a sock is not where I thought this was going
to go today. Me either, honestly I wasn't
expecting. Oh look at that.
Thank goodness for the disadvantage.
I oh shoot, I rolled 3 times. I thought I only rolled twice.
I'm missing the 8. Game, huh?
I only seen the 18 and 2 and that's what I'm rolling with
'cause I did not see that 16 come across my screen.
The animation was too slow. It is getting a 2.
The sock isn't doesn't isn't exactly toting many like
modifiers and grand. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. I mean, if anything, I was
trying to figure out very quickly how many negative
modifiers a sock should have, but I didn't get my brain on to
that jump before I got the two, and I was happy.
So the sock is mostly pulled out of the wall, but I was this is
where I was trying to understand and I think what would happen
then as your face collapses and creates that infinitesimal
second of pull of gravitational pull you hear above you like, oh
hey, fuck the fuck I thought I fixed that floor and looks down.
Oh, it isn't going to bump in it or anything.
It was weird and as well that like I was saying, the sock is
like out of the hole, just enough that you could probably
fit through. Hell yeah, going out.
You go out of the hole. Yeah, I go out of the hole.
I have somewhat of something eventually, but you're not quite
there for that portion of it. But while you're in imagination
land a little bit there, you wander through the hole as an
Ant and see the darkness kind of a bait a little bit much farther
ahead of you. And you can kind of tell this is
some sort of service tunnel Just by while you're hanging from the
ceiling of it, you can tell that there was like a little bit
farther down from you, some clean outs and the piping that
you would seen below that you're wandering around in circles
around from the toilets seem to be going this direction and
deeper. The wait the pipes for the
toilets are here. Yes, as you made it to the other
side of the wall and what you would guess that you came
through was probably an old like cut out in the wall for one of
these pipes that was poorly patched and.
So. Y'all with a sock?
Hey, I've seen it before you. You should be.
You'd be surprised. In construction anyways.
Oh yeah. I believe, but that's the bad
part. Grand Am has a moment where a
series of ideas flash through his head and he sends them all
through the torque. You guys the.
Image of like hero followed by a turd followed by a pipe followed
by his direct feet of his vision of the pipe.
And you guys get those? Connections.
In your heads and you can tell it's got Grand Dam's undertone
to it. It followed by a maniacal
giggle. Yeah.
That, that, that, that, that gave it away.
Yeah, that gave it away, Yeah. Bang on your bang on your
toilet, bang. On your toilet.
Bang on your toilet. I'm going to walk up to my
toilet and start pecking it. I'm going to cause a
distraction. I'm waiting for the jailer.
You hear 0 is going to cast Sacred Flame on his door.
No bang on your toilet. You you also.
You. You you can get.
Anything from my Arcana check by the way.
Oh, I missed that. Oh, that's right.
Thank you for reminding me. I was too distracted with the
other shit. Yeah.
So you with a 29 and you were specifically looking for you
said magics in in the in the area, but what do you you mean
like if it's an enchanted? Yeah.
Is this cell enchanted? Could I magic my way out?
You're fairly certain there is a a large amount of magics running
all through the jail, including the the bars and the under under
the floor and behind the walls. There seems to be some sort of
protection levels of different and and at different levels from
the space to they're kind of expanding all around you.
It's hard to pinpoint, especially whenever you're even,
you know, looking at it, trying to find exactly what's going on
just because it's also all of those protection spells have
protection spells kind of deal. OK, so like layers of monotony.
Got it. Yep.
So I shouldn't second flooding the newer kinda.
Would that melt it? If I did do that, could that
melt it? You're asking Cat.
Yeah. The door's pretty heavily
enchanted, I think it would be protected from magical fire.
Am I right in saying this? You're pretty sure?
You're like 102% sure. Yeah, a magical fire.
Magical spells look like they aren't going to affect these
cages very much. What about non magical fire?
Can we just throw a Molotov cocktail?
I can bust you out of the toilets.
I'm not going in this with a. Good luck with that.
I can bust you, I, I I can bust you out of the toilets through.
The I'm after inspecting the the the the bars, I'm going to go to
the toilet and Peck that. And you can clearly hear Grand
am, the pecking sound coming through like rate ringing
through the pipes that you were standing on the ceiling of
around you. You know the to.
Follow it to where it goes up into like.
But how far did I crawl? Before you out.
Of the sock. It's hard to to put in distance
considering, but you'd probably say at least 5 to 20 minutes to
your your your your perception of time is probably pretty bad,
but 5 to 20 minutes? I see.
Oh, I have an idea. Also, would it be to check and
see if these pipes run directly to the toilets or if it goes
like it's a long distance? You mean like back to the way
you came? If I were to turn into a bear
and RIP the pipes off, what I see cat through the pipe hole.
The the you mean you're talking about the distance from the the
the top of the toilet? To the.
To the disconnected portion of the pipe that I was describing
earlier, that distance between the the cut off of the two pipes
is what you're talking about. Well, I imagine that.
Well, maybe I don't know. I'm not envisioning this wrong.
Can you still see the screen that we're on?
I know that your your character token's not there, but can you
still see? No.
Sad. Let me see.
Let me make sure your vision is on too.
Yeah, it's on. It's just, it's just a new
feature, I guess that when you're on the GM layer, you
don't get to see shit now, because it used to be that if
you're on the GM layer, you'd see shit.
Let me just put your token back, back on the token layer real
briefly here because I'm going to do a sketch.
So like, let me draw with. Josh.
Circle hole. Oh man, this is hard circle hole
with the of the toilet. Pipe to come out looking like
the girl with the Pearl earring. Pipe going down from the toilet,
enough room for there, you know to be a big load in there and
then it. And then?
That freezer? And then?
Hey. There are literal demon size
shits in here sometimes anyways, and then there's like this cut
off before the pipe continues. Especially after you describing
a hole in the wall with a sock and goo in it and last session
do not use the term. It's not like the pipes are
running from the toilet. To and then they like they run
from. The inside to a central stack
and then go down, so I'm not. Yeah.
Able to like RIP the pipe off and look up it through cat's
toilet. Theoretically, but also
theoretically, you you probably don't have enough space inside
the spot that you're crawling to do to fit more than your more
than insect creatures. But the space in between this
this gap here is is probably you're guessing like maybe like
20 ants end to end. So that's how big the
maintenance tunnel is. No.
So the, the, the floor is here, the pipe, the pipe bottoms out
here and starts curving out. And this space here to here is
probably about 100 amps top to bottom, like where the floor
stops up here down to where the the oh, you're talking about the
distance from the from your toilet to the sock.
Yeah. That distance?
Oh fuck it. Yeah.
Like 135 feet. OK, so no busting them out
through the pipes, got it. Boom.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom. You're not so sure because you
still haven't seen this toilet in action.
I thought I was well past that part.
Like I'm I'm I'm in the maintenance tunnel.
You're in the maintenance tunnel.
You had. You still have that?
Running here. So I figured that maybe with
this maintenance tunnel ran directly underneath and like the
pipes like merged into this maintenance tunnel.
I didn't have a scale, now I do. So there's no.
Like. Yeah.
So they, so they like go down from where they're at and then
they like all travel out this way and merge as they go out
into the tunnel that you're talking about.
But. I forgot to put things to this
stupid question here in a minute.
When I say you still haven't seen how the toilets work, I
mean you haven't tried the. I don't blame people for not
trying to use them. Anyways, so you had it.
Did you have another question, Cat that I missed?
I'm sorry. No, I have AI have a OK.
Question. What's up 0?
And what's it? Can the Torx communicate to you?
Nevermind. The first thing I needed for
this is left the call anyways. Oh no, Rick.
Well, I can torch communicate through images.
Like can I send them like mental images or would I?
Yes, mental, you've realized they can now that grand am is
done such to you. So 2 cats specifically.
Oh, he's back. Oh, oh, there we go.
OK, the you're the person I wanted to do this with SO2, Cat
and Hero. Specifically, 0 is going to send
images of them, creating a distraction to lure the guard
over here within Zero's line of sight.
Oh, that's that's currently what KIRO is wanting to do.
He's waiting for the jailer to come over to his cell right now.
'Cause I have two ways this could go.
Does does grand am? Come back but awesome good.
Come back up into his cell then. Or is he still an aunt for
clarification? See, I'm torn between leaving
the party and going rogue on a like a little mission.
This is not Sparky is Jacob. It's just funny because.
You're not split the party, but I feel like we might have a
better chance. So it's just funny too, because
they followed your ass in here and you're like.
Bye, guys. I was already they came in while
I was mid escape plan. That's on.
Them. Hero is the place that he wants
to be. Hero is.
Hero's a fucking idiot. OK, so.
You just hear Cyril shaking the shaking the bars of his cage
violently, like you can fear in the middle, which is heaving.
And Jang you, you're trying to jangle it like you're saying and
you can kind of make the the door do that, but the bars do
not budget the and the bar. Just trying to make noise his
his goal. Is I understand that's why I was
I was just explaining out that like the door in its jam is a
little, you know, it's got to have some movement for it to be
opening and closing. So in that it's you've got it
jiggling and along there. So it's like got that sound that
you're going for anyways. So yeah, are you coming back up
there Grand Am or are you going off because I'm deciding on what
to do before. Grand AM is going to go Mission
Impossible. OK.
So we will come back to that, you guys hear then the jailer
scream one more time down the hall.
If you all don't. Keep it down in there.
I'll turn on the incinerators in your cells.
You don't if. You don't get down here, I'll
show you what an incinerator really looks like.
Get your useless lackey ass in front of me.
But would I be able to cast Divine favor on my fist?
It says weapons. Theoretically.
OK, I got you. That's all I needed to know.
So I'm I'm assuming you're going to be trying to either persuade
or deceive the guards in some way Someone.
Yes, yes. Yeah.
OK, Kira just needs the. Garden here.
Kira just needs the guard in front of me at the current
moment. Zero, just actually Zero is
gonna try first. Let me I got a series of events
I'm gonna do. So this could take a minute.
I'm gonna guess garden for myself.
OK. Then because I just leveled up
in fighter, where is it at? I can use one of my second wind
charges to use tactical Mind. So I on a failed ability check I
can roll AD 10 and add to it. So I'm going to try to persuade
the jailer to open my door and take me or lead me to a mid Bay.
Wait your turn. OK, all you, all you hear down
the tour. Wait your turn.
That's going to let out a rooster call out of spite just
to annoy the guard. Siri's gonna keep rattling on
his doors. What are you doing?
Is Siri will let KIRO go first? I'm also gonna use one of my
first level spell slice and cast divine favor on my fist real
quick just so I have that available.
So is the is the jailer coming down to me, Matt?
I mean, Josh, I saw, I saw Matt pop in.
Oh, hello. Hey, are you, are you actually
here here or are you just listening?
I'm here now. Oh.
OK, then welcome to prison. Yeah, welcome.
To jail. What did you do?
That. Was hero, it was not me.
Kira is very happy right now. Yeah.
So you plotting his very violent escape.
Hero is interrupting a very good escape attempt.
He's he's, he's not walking down the corridor to answer your
question, KIRO, though first and foremost as I, as you see Cat
across from you. Where does Roro materialize
that? Can I see him orange?
You should be able to Yep, the familiar feline faces without
any of their accoutrement. So they are, they're, they're
probably stripped worse than the rest of you guys because you,
they, they had to turn them upside down to make sure that
they didn't have anything else hidden on them.
And they're left with just like their torques around their neck.
And they're like like, I don't know what kind of underwear, but
I, I assume you've got like a cloth loincloth type deal.
Going on. Rural, but you can you can think
about that as I get to KIRO here.
When you're what are you trying to to say or do I try and get
the guard down there, though you say it.
You keep asking if the guard's coming down, but I haven't heard
what you're. I know you yelled for him but he
said fuck off. Yeah yeah, no, he wants him down
there cuz KIRO wants to talk to him.
I. Want to talk?
Yeah, and he said no. Are you trying to persuade
though? Is what I meant.
What I was asking before though to more like.
Intimidate. Like, oh, are you intimidate?
OK, Someone behind bars? Yeah.
Are you scared of me? I'm behind bars.
Being a. Little pussy you're.
More of a chicken chicken I'm. Just picturing Grand Am saying
this to the tour just. Go for it.
All right, I got it when I when I had Internet issues, I had to
close everything down and I got to bring everything back again.
Oh, OK. Yeah, that's a reload, Reload.
Let's. See, while this is happening, 0
is going to be debriefing the. Rules in prison.
They freak out. They start running all over the
walls and stuff. 2626 not 2026 all.
OK. Let's see.
I doubt that he can even come close to that.
Nope. So he comes marching.
He flings the the end of the corridor's door.
Open. The.
Come on. Open.
There we go.
The the the jail cell door bangs against the wall.
He comes marching down bellowing and as he comes walking down and
yelling at the same time. I'm going to need everyone,
including this rando down here. Not Grand Am though because he's
not in the vicinity as he's walking down a what is it now
here Wisdom saving throw including yourself, KIRO as he
walks closer. Oh.
And you see this twisted metal armor figure with smoke coming
out from each, like black smoke from wisps of it in between the
armor plating and a twisting black smoke face.
Approach the cage not within arm's distance.
He's standing a goodly paced back with his arm with their
arms crossed, and it doesn't seem to have a recognizable
face, although it has a lump of a head that you can tell turn
sideways and you can kind of hear as it says what it's saying
that it's got a bit of a smile to its voice.
You can say whatever you want while you're in that cage, but
as soon as you start threatening my manhood, you'll end up on the
stretcher. So wait, so I'm looking at this
individual, right? Does he have proportionate body
parts, arms, legs, face, you know, for his creature side?
For what? His creature.
Is yeah, full, full suit of suit of armor.
But yes, OK, like knight, knight armor type deal.
OK. I'm trying to think I don't want
to. I don't know.
I got to I got to word this correctly.
I'm thinking say it. I got something, I'm going to do
it, and once you finish what you're doing something
different. I see the wisdom from Cat.
He made it. He though here's I'm.
Going to just tell you what I got.
Sure. I got a 13.
You did not make it. It's a 14 you're going to
probably fall to the ground as these whispering voices at the
edges of your mind, including yourself cat, but they don't
seem to make it in As for you 0 Raul, you'll have to make the
same throw when you get the chance, but.
What happened to the you do now? It's somewhere.
Here specifically and oh God. And then also is is the wizard
there? Is he also on the Eduna because
he's not part of the crew? Yeah, he's not in any of the
jail cells you can see. So I'm on the floor right now.
You took nine points of psychic damage yourself there, and rural
saves, but you and Cat do feel at the edges of your mind.
These whispering, kind of howling, almost wailing sounds
of lost souls in hell kind of screams at the edges of your
mind. And for zero it seems to be too
much and wakes up some of your old memories appear and that's
where the nights. Like, Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah.
That's that's. The question, OK.
Does this individual look either undead, fiendish, devilish,
demonish? All of the above.
All the above. Oh, that just makes you just
make Hero so happy. Also, did you make that wisdom?
Safe. I think it came through, did not
come through. I saw it, but I'm not going to
be the bearer of bad news. Oh.
I didn't see it on my. Is it on rolled or D&D beyond
that's possible? I saw all three of ours pop
through and let's see, did I? Not make it.
No, You rolled the kind of thing you rolled the thing with me.
You also rolled a 13. Oh, he's going to be happy about
this no matter the way this goes.
So that was the nine psychic, 9 psychic damage from that, just
so you're clear. He's.
So is he I want I want to make sure is he is he really pissed
off? Is he right at the at my gate
door? Not right at your gate door.
He's pretty pissed off, but he's not right at your gate door yet.
He's like standing, like I said, more than an hour in the center
of the hallway. So you are afraid?
I have a question. Are you are you OK right there?
Do you feel safe or are you just a little lap dog and can't come
right to me? Don't worry, I'd like another.
Intimidation Hero is golden the fuck out of this guy right now.
OK. Can I just don't want you to or
no, I'll wait till after 'cause this might this could invite.
Beat me. This might actually beat me this
time. 14 10 So no, he he might not like this, but he
materializes through the bars right on top of you, forcing you
a back from the bar taking 1D4 or 1D10 force damage.
Well, he doesn't open anything. He just.
No. This is 10. 10 damage.
He just made my motherfucking day.
Keep him in my line of sight please.
I can help with this. Keeping them in my line of
sight, I'm. 1st and I'm gonna grab.
I'm gonna grab the shit out of him.
Where is that in? Maybe I just run it real quick
here and just see what he gets. OK, he got a 15 initiative to
see what happens after he materializes through the bars,
pushes you back. I lost several initiatives just
because I'm going to get in on this.
I got a 19. I'm at 16.
Let's let's play nice. Little thing round one.
Are we all in the same cell? No, no, we're in the dorms.
So I can see hero and I can see. Hero and I can kind of see the
Royals. Cat is I can hear Cat's voice
from the cell next to me. So we're in like the same
vicinity, but we're not in the same cell.
But I roll the highest right with the 19.
I I don't, I don't know yet. I haven't seen them all.
I was still trying to get it set up here because apparently I
thought that the evil campaign was going to get here 1st and I
had them set up in this. Oh.
As the as my. Original thwarting his plans.
I know it's just. What?
Are you thwarting his? Plans.
What are you doing? To the barrier.
In our defense, we didn't fly straight into the barrier.
We were summoned here, so we were involuntarily.
So. Except for KIRO.
He wanted to be here. His was voluntary.
He so wants to be here. So remind me of those roles
again, if you would. 19. 16. No, just the one that you had
before for your initiative. If you didn't roll it already,
Granddaddy. My initiative?
No, I didn't hear that. Initiative.
Oh yeah, yeah, OK. 14 Let's see. 2626 I knew that was.
One of the. Reasons why I was asking.
What is your? What is your modifier on that?
I have I have a a high Dax. I also have the alert feet.
I have a high, I've got a. Everything's made so that this
character goes fast and 1st. Also I did.
Boys. I did ask for yours brand if you
didn't. Hear me.
My initiative. Just because.
See with feets and stuffs I made 0 bulky.
That's his thing. Like he is a little fast and a
lot of both I. Don't need to call that.
Notice my initial modifier 12. OK, Thank you.
If for whatever reason you're drawn into it kind of thing
anyways yeah so that definitely be rural first with the prisoner
that's in the cell next to the South of you rural you can hear
starts just screaming their head off like as the individual walk
past their cell but you can't tell or recognize that voice who
is on the other side of that wall from you if.
It's my turn, I'm going to summon my pact weapon because
it's bound to me and I can summon it.
OK. So I pull out.
Alleyopolis is my my main weapon and then I'm going to beat the
down the I'm going to try to break the door.
OK. We're not all together right?
This is down the. Hall Yeah.
You'd seen the guard walk S from your location down this way.
As Cyril would hear the plotting of the Roaro because I assume
when they're like talking amongst each other.
You hear a lot of freaking out. Zero would have let y'all know
that this all of the cages and the walls, they do have multiple
layers of protection on them. So like ARC arcane protection.
So if y'all try anything that related Zero would have let
y'all know that I've had. Arcane.
Yes. Mine's just damage.
Cat didn't arcana shake so. Yeah, they are magically layered
with protection or have multiple layers of protection.
So I couldn't sacred, I couldn't.
What was it that I wasn't sacred flying the door?
I couldn't do that. I'm not doing that.
I'm just I'm beating it down using my cat's claws to try to
break the metal. I expect nothing less of you,
honestly, the way I expect nothing less from you.
Damn straight. Do I need to roll the hit?
It's going to be real easy, but yeah. 13.
That'll do it. I.
Get 2 strikes, but I'll do one first. 39 points of damage.
OK, is. That all you're oh, you're doing
the the doors still there. At at that, does it appear
damaged at all? It seems to bend and flex.
And bow. I'd do it.
I'd do it again. 28 right? 28.
Oh 18 Dang, I was hoping I was going to get to.
Natty Oh, very close though. So yeah, definitely.
And then another 28 damage. So whereas.
Whereas day though you know he'll.
Stream. Like 3 or 4 hours a day maybe?
What is that 28 + 39 But he? Also 67 points of damage to the
door I was. Making small talk with random
people like at the bar or whatever.
OK. Nice.
So you. See the door flex in its hinges
and bow at E points? Is that your turn I?
Don't think I have a bonus. Action that I can use.
I have two weapon. Fighting so I can use a bonus
action to. Make a this.
And another attack. So I had two attack actions and
then plus 1/3. So Yep, with a with a double
attack or with a twice a week, those words.
Mm Hmm, that doesn't sound like a.
Like a face 9020 Whoo Yeah boy, per day I go.
For three or four hours a day, 5 or 6.
Days. Out of.
The week 45 * 2 or however you want to do it.
I don't know how you. Want to do this however you
want? If you want to roll again or.
Double it or I'll take this. We'll just double this one.
This seems like a good rule. Yeah. 90 damage with.
One attack sounds pretty darn tasty.
Yeah. So what you see physically
happening like I was describing there as you hit it one solid,
really good time, right on the hinges that were deforming
before they bust. But at the same time, there
seems to be a twinkling in a snap of a, not a of a.
Ace spell that was encanted. Into the metal itself on that as
it breaks, reflecting all of the previous damage on you not.
The the 1st. Two hits, not the last one, The
90, yeah. It like snaps.
At the hinge. And then?
Just buckles and like explodes. It is broken though, right?
Yes. Chaos ensues that doesn't we
abound you, no. We break out and then you guys
just hear. Scrambling as as four large cats
just Sprint in different directions, yowling loudly.
What's going on? You know, if you get.
Me out of here stuff would be a lot.
More. That's hard to quite a.
Bit I would imagine OK. That's my turn.
If I. Can I will use my movement
speed? I guess I'll look it up and down
the hall. Yeah, I mean this, this door on
the north. Side is I think I need Oh you
can't, Oh my. Bad.
It might. Be the visions.
Yep, there it is. I'll just turn it on for that
one. That should probably do it.
I guess I should turn it on for all of them.
There you go. How's that?
Yeah, let me out door. Apparently there.
There's been a study. You just clicked on it.
There you go, hard. Drawn to BDSM?
Specifically because there's so much explicit.
Communication about what you're going to do.
You'll love me some explicit communication, you guys.
Just see. Oh, apparently.
A little bit chaos. I mean, I have, I have, I have
crazy movement speed, so. They just most of them just take
off both of. Them.
Let's see, where was the? Guy that was You can see this
guy hero in here pushed back. With the guy.
In front of him. All right.
Well then I. Guess who's all?
Where? And who's the best to get out?
You rent when you're running, you see.
Zero that I'm going to describe what 0 is.
Kind of looking like, right? Now after.
That whole debacle. So at this point, from falling
from what the failing wisdom saved, I'm going to say 0 has a.
Bloody nose from doing that. And you see his hands like
radiating slightly and like emanating a soft light as he
just has the most cocky smile on his face once again.
And he's just staring down that guard out of the corner of his
cell. I'm just waiting.
Everyone's waiting. I mean, I can't break.
Another door. I'm going to die.
But I do have, I do have claws. Yeah.
That'll be me you're trying to get.
So yeah, that's what I. I will.
I don't have an action now. But I'll probably attempt to
start. I mean, we all will start
attempting to lock pick people out on the next turn.
Actually can they attempt to lock pick people out since they
haven't done anything? But I know they're supposed to
be non combat characters but they're here.
I would. Say for you to do that, you
would have to utilize some of your action economy to do so
because I think that seems fair. OK, I'll Sprint down to here.
See. Nothing.
I'm specifically looking for like a nice big red button that
says release. Don't see it there.
And I Sprint back up the hall. This door seems open.
Yes, this door. That door.
Is open to the north there at the.
End of the corridor. What you do see in that room, no
big red buttons catching your eye, but you do see a lot of
red, mainly from blood and other other various body parts in what
seem to be crates with an individual that's standing over
a a rack. Those of the medieval sort which
you would use for stretching people in parts and with spikes
and other fun devices around for him as well.
The Iron Maiden in the corner just shits and giggles probably.
Oh jeez, for happy fun there's a bunch.
Of stuff on this. Table.
Yep, they seem to be. Relative to torture.
Relative to torture, Yeah, let's.
See if I escaped from here, how much movement did I?
Do 01 cell down. Oh, sorry.
You're good, I'm just helping out. 50. 5.
I'd have to use. My feeling agility to double so
the 80 unable to move somewhat back up the the way.
So that'll be my turn. I don't think I would have been
able to get all the way up top. That would then be the.
Prisoner's turn who is in the cell I was mentioning just below
you who you do not recognize as you're running back and forth.
He does seem to be of some sort of demonic demonic descent and
but oddly dressed, very kind of flamboyant and with like a mask
on is screaming his head off. Especially after the guard came
running down like I'd said and took his damage.
He runs straight for the toilet and jumps in it well.
Like hiding down as far as he can inside of it.
And you see his arm come up out of the toilet.
Zero and pull a a little lever that is right next to the toilet
and he fully disappears. He flushed.
Himself Yep this is not flushed he's.
One of the rats and flushed. Away.
Has anyone else tried to flush themselves?
Nope. It would now be 0's.
It would. Now be 0's turn grand Dam you
have not seen by the way, Raul. Dang dude, you've heard his.
Probably his mumblings through the.
Torque, but don't have a torque from.
Zero's torque. Yeah.
But it is 0's turn with KIRO on deck, all right?
Let me find this thing I wanted to use.
OK, so. I don't know how weaknesses.
Work in this game and I. Don't know if this creature has.
Any weaknesses? But this creature is going to
need the one in Kiro's cage is going to need to make a
Dexterity saving throw 4. I'm using Sacred Flame, it's a
sight spell. Oh yeah, that that definitely
hits it. Got an AT. 1 OK and 1D8 radiant
or two D8 radiant. Damage.
He's going to take 16 damage, you hear him scream out.
In Brutal Agony 16. Radiant damage?
Yep. And brutal agony.
And some of his, some of his smoke kind of dissipates under
the armour. Kind of looks like he's haggard.
And then for my bonus action. I'm going to use. 9 points of
from my lay on hands full. To heal myself.
OK. And then there ain't really.
Nothing else I can do. So.
Wait, what is? What is So?
This just says. I can on your turn you can take
one additional action. If I use this, so does that give
me like a whole another my actual action?
What's the what is the thing called Action Surge You.
Can on your turn you can take one additional.
Action Accept a magic action. You can you, you can use it to.
So yeah. You can't use it like to make it
another sacred flame attack, but if you were for you could use it
theoretically to make another action because it does exclude
magical action. So you just said there at the
end, so let. Me look what I can do is that
really how accent action I guess that would make.
Sense most action surges, I'm going to wait on that.
I'm not going to do anything that's her name's here.
It just gives. You a full action?
Yeah, that's what I thought. Too, but I've.
Never tried to use it with this. I've never tried to use it with
a spell wielder, that's why I was like I didn't realize it
exclude the only one. You are still.
Oh, I was like I was. Like the only one that.
The only one that doesn't. Exclude magic to is the Eldridge
Knight. The Eldridge Knight can actually
perform another spell action when using Action Search.
Interesting, but I'm done. All right.
KIRO. Happy fun time.
Cage fight this nice cage. Fight music start.
Kicking off Drop Sick beat time now.
And why is it whenever I go out of DND beyond?
To look at real 20 it, it kicks me out of my damn character.
I have no idea why, but I'm just going to add a little ambiance
to this. I don't know if Kira can see.
Him in this moment, but if anybody.
Can catch a look at Serial. You just see him 19, does 19 hit
him? For.
What you doing though? I'm.
Going to wait. Oh.
No, it'd be. An athletic check to grapple
right? Or do I have to hit to grapple?
I'm trying. I'm getting the new version.
The old version is a contested. Oh, if you're talking 2014.
Grapple is a contested strength check.
He can use strength or Acrobatics.
OK, Yeah, we will use skills. 31 Let's go.
That's a. Nat 20 + 11 let's this case
what's happening? Your hand faces through him.
He is immune to your grapple. Oh.
Oh, we're playing that game. I got you.
Well, since he's like right in front of me.
Hero's just going to open his mouth and let the fire out.
I'm going to roll to burn his butt.
Basically, roll to. Burn him that way.
No, I think it's a. That's not a roll to burn, it's
a why he's going to make a. Save, I think, yeah.
Yeah, it's a constitution. Constitution.
Saving throw, he has to make a let me pull my stuff up.
See he has to make ADC. 18 Constitution save against me.
Oh, just under 16. Sweet he's.
About to take 5D. 8. Worth of basically Hellfire.
What's the range I mean? This thing can go out.
I want to say 30 feet. OK, rural moved.
I just. Was checked.
That's one of the reasons I was. Checking because I thought it.
I thought it was a cone too. Wow, that's if it's a cone 21,
necrotic damage 21. Necrotic.
Oh, right, it's necrotic. You said fire before.
Hellfire. I, I, I, I'll call it Hellfire,
but you know. Necrotic.
Make it a little spicier, OK? I the the the fiery blackish
smoke that pours out of your mouth seems to pour over the
armor. How much was it again?
Total? 121 total.
And fill the suit of armor. That back up.
That was originally diminishing from the light that had struck
it before from KIRO 0. And it just laughs.
Yes, give me more of that. Oh, there's plenty more.
Now why don't? You get up, get.
On in here and actually fight me because this dance of me not.
Touching you. You want to touch me?
Let. Let's do this and he swings for
his third attack. 19 to hit him.
That'll hit. He will take 6 punching damage
because I'm we're bare knuckle brawling.
We are bare knuckles, OK? You feel your hands hit
something solid at first, but then it's as as it hits it kind
of is a little bit easier to pull it all the way through the
smoke you feel and it he's still kind of like chuckles out yes,
let's go and is that your turn? That's his turn and he.
Pulls up his. Fisticuffs and come on, he's not
rolling good at. All 7 to hit.
For the first one, I didn't think so.
What that's got to be in that's got to be impossible. 2 net
ones. In a row, Yes.
Seriously. Let's.
Accept that I am. I am beautiful.
Footwork. Beautiful.
Footwork. Beautiful footwork.
Oh, and I have to roll this watching.
Raul. Raul.
Run around all the time learning.
Nope. Learn them, OK?
OK, Yeah, he you. Yeah, you, you duck, dip, dodge
your way out of there because the smoke sails around you but
it doesn't touch you. Of his, of his fisticuffs, his
balled. Up smoking fists at this point
you guys also hear and probably wait, I don't know which.
If this is. Rahul or not?
Anyways, one of them at the end of the hallway sees the creature
that was standing at the bench turn and see spot you at the
doorway and just starts wailing its head off and you can tell
that it is some sort of alarm that is calling from creature is
an alarm. Yeah, kind.
Of. So they are.
Coming. And then it would be.
Cat's turn. With Grand Am on deck, if you're
doing anything, I kind of just want to investigate the door.
To see if I can find 'cause like I can't get out by magical
means, which is like my only skill and this this.
Particular. Cell for some reason has chicken
wire on it. No, I'm just kidding.
So you did say that the bars were closer together.
Yeah, there's no way for me to squeeze my body through you're.
You're not 100% sure? You haven't.
Tried that route but they they're pretty close together.
OK, well I'm going to try to squish.
Myself between the bar. You can't do it cat you.
Are great. Let's see, I've been rolling for
shit. Any on the other one?
Oh yeah, look at me go. Yeah, can you beat a three with
a athletics check? You're pretty not athletic, so
11. Oh yeah, you.
You make it through the bars. You.
You you do the. Little chicken thing where you.
Poke your head through 1st and then you're.
Like feathers all scrunched back up and squeeze through I'm.
Just imagining myself as struggling through the bars,
kind of. Like a fat cat through a small
Kitty door and I just flop onto the floor and stand up and I'm
like, I'm ready. And you move my toe.
Yeah, I'm getting it there. There you go.
All right, and where did that guy go?
South. He's in the bottom right.
Zero staring at him. You said bottom right.
Yes. I don't think I can get that.
Far I can get down here. I'm still stuck on cone.
Can I see? Into who's this right here?
I'm right here. That's that's zero.
Oh well, I'm going. To inspect his.
Door to see if I can unlock it. I mean, it's locked you.
Can tell for sure. Do a roll, an investigation, or
an Alcona. Are you just?
Are you? I would you this would be your.
If it's magically locked or it can't be.
Yeah, I'm trying to think towards.
Your. Action economy here.
So action, bonus action movement.
Oh yeah, does escape, squeezing between.
Bars come as. An action.
No, no, I was going to say this might count as an.
Action for the investigation point.
That's where I was going with that, because unless you want to
use it as a bonus action, I'm just clarifying because you
could use it as a bonus. Action in my thought, if you're
just briefly. Checking how it's locked.
Yeah, yeah. I'm just want to see him on.
The lock. Magically or a regular lock.
Well, visibly you see a lock on it.
I'll just give it. That to you for free and say the
two that. You can.
Tell that there is. A keyhole in it.
So that I will expect. It with Arcana.
Poorly with a 20. That's not super poor.
Well, I mean you got. A + 17 though, so that 17, that
17 was doing a lot of work. Anyways, you're you're pretty
sure that each of the keys are magically tuned to their doors
because you can kind of see some glyphs that are that are on the
inside of the key hole. Did.
I read these glyphs. What languages do you know?
Again I. Don't even know if glyphs.
Are in a language? I think they're in a language
all their own. Glyph, yeah.
I mean, it depends on the language of the people.
That crafted the glyph, Yeah, probably glyphs.
Are they like an actual? Language glyphs is like, is it
just our chrono base? That's all I was going to.
Yeah, I it's a good question that.
I haven't thought too hard on yeah.
So they're like, OK, theoretically they at least some
of the sources on visual representations concepts.
So yeah, what language do you know?
I know, Common. Dwordish, infernal and
primordial. Oh.
OK. Yeah.
So. You do recognize some of?
The. Wording of it and some of it has
to do with what you'd seen happen to Roro, which is if
they're if they are damaged beyond repair, they reflect any
damage that is done to them before they break and you can
tell that they also, if our a lock picking is attempted, there
is likely to be some spell that's triggered that you can't
quite understand is in a different in a unfamiliar
language I'm going to turn to. The brother that's behind me.
I'm not sure which one's behind me and I'm going to relay this
message. Don't pick the locks, they're
set to go off if you pick the locks.
That sucks. We've got the trouble.
Coming up from. Above can.
You cast spells. As I have spells that I can
cast. You could fire above the lock.
Or melt the bars, but that would do damage to it, which would be.
Reflected back to me, I mean. Grand am, grand am got to melt
the floor. So necessarily, do you have
something like a polymorph? We can soak damage.
I do have a true Polymorph and I can cast it once.
Once per long rest. Yeah, it's only in action and it
picks. Your the AC.
Of whatever it is that's. Fighting So you want something
that has a wildly high HP Yeah 'cause I only.
Have 39. HP total so I'm not going to be
attacking the door anytime soon. If you cast it on me, I can beat
the fuck. Out of the door with.
My. Fists, but it'll have to be the
next top of the next round. It would give me my turn to bust
out. Almost like a grand game.
If you're if if you're contemplating.
Changing like you know. Changing forms.
And stuff. I'd say KIRO.
If you're thinking it, you know. KIRO would just remind you, you
know, there's the choice, you can.
Choose to be greater than you are.
And really set this place ablaze.
You were saying that to Kat? Yep.
OK, Well this. Is all I can.
Do for this turn. So I'm done for now.
I relayed the information I have.
I think the next thing I want to do is look for keys.
Does that guy who just stepped into your cell have keys but
that you do still have? An action you used your bonus
action, I was saying to investigate.
Well. I was just looking through my.
Spells and I really don't have much.
You have lots of fire. I have lots of fire.
Delayed. Fireball blast.
Fireball. Fire bolt.
Agonizing scorcher. Flame spear.
I have finger of death, I don't think that'll help in this.
Situation I don't have any kind of dispel.
Give me give me a few rounds and that finger of death will work.
If you. Note to self after seeing Grand
Am's. Successful using of dispel
perhaps? Well, I mean, if you can Get Me
Out, Zero is just ready. To just he's got a.
Couple of tricks up his sleeve. Like when it comes to actually
actual hand to hand combat. But he can only do so much while
he's and and you can see this. Figure just down the hallway.
Here Cat, who is in Hero's cell with him right here, OK, And
they're only 25 feet away, just for those references for those
other spells. Is he in the?
Jailer cell? Or is this is the jailer in
Kiro's? Cell.
Yes. OK, let's just start with you
know you're talking. Mad shit for a man.
Getting the brakes beat off him. Right, what I didn't get, I even
got. Their brakes beat off me, yet
KIRO didn't get. KIRO didn't get hit.
Yeah, they couldn't hit. Each other.
Neither of them. Made contact.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. He's behind the bars.
Though. Yeah, so you can see through.
Him. No, no, no, no.
He's taking, he's. Taking one hit for me the the
six. But that.
That's it. Oh, that's right.
That's right. That's right.
Yeah. Fair enough, I'm just making it
known now. That if y'all can get me.
Out and get. Me close to somebody.
Let me tell you all my plan I can channel divinity guided.
Strike to add. Plus 10 to any attack roll.
My fists are coded in radiant damage.
Currently I have a spell that lets me add another 2D8 radiant
damage or three D8 radiant damage if the monster is a
fiender undead so. 0 is just pretty much like just.
Waiting to get his hands on somebody.
So Cat. Flames or no?
Flame. I'm going to catch Firebolt.
On that guy, OK. Are we in danger?
What is the either? Somebody either somebody's
burrito is. Done or or their trucks.
Backing up, I don't know. Oh, OK, that was mine.
That was mine. It's perfectly.
All right. But yeah, I cast fireball at 19.
That'll hit doing 25 damage. Holy hell yeah.
Yeah. I don't think he Nope, Yep,
Nope. OK, so you see from inside your
solo. Hero you.
See the the smoke start to blaze with light from.
Behind and. This mote of flame pushes
against the back of the armor and rips all of the smoke apart,
and the armor itself too falls, clattering to the ground and
wisps away in smoke. Unless you wanted to kill in
another way. That guy's no was the creature
made him smoke. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Oh, no, hero, just. Look.
Hero just looks at it like. Pathetic.
A little fire does that to you and I just let out a.
Ruth and Crow real laugh. The second, the second you crow,
you just. Feel a hand of zeroes come out
and grab you. You do remember writing an alarm
just sounded, right? And you just think I'm smiling
and blinking aggressively. We're in danger.
That that's your turn. I believe, yeah.
That will be my turn. Grand am are you?
Enjoying your pipes or? Great.
Like if I'm in like a space where I can.
Become grand Am again I'm. Turning into a person and then
I'm booking it. I'm kind of OK after that trace.
And I'm going. OK, yeah, you succeed at doing
so. Yep, there is apparently no
direction and I'm going down it. I don't.
Know which way?
Is which you have. A.
You know, after the. SoC You have a left and a right
really to choose from in this like service.
No left, right. No left, left is right, left is
correct. OK, so you're.
Going left. Anyways, big left.
So you you you're running. Down a corridor.
You run your full movement probably at a Sprint.
Looks like you only have 50 movement total.
I'm reading that wrong, but you still make it movement but.
Yeah, at A at a dash. Oh, at a dash I should have 60.
He's a dwarf O50. Yeah.
So yeah, you make it 50 feet. Down the down.
The. Service tunnel to the left.
Seems to be the direction the light is.
Coming from, we'll call it. That's dangerous kind.
Kind of illumination. Light.
It's kind. Of like a greenish hue, though
not really like, you know, warm fiery blaze and then the.
Siren creature finishes. Its whale with three more
similarly smoky figures you see from the North from a door.
Oh, you don't see those. Never mind, you can't see that.
But you do hear boots clumping down from the westerly.
Direction there. They're very.
Smoky sounding boots. Let me see here. 550.
Call it there because that they had to run from that spot over
there. Yep, yeah, you still can't quite
see them. Even in that spot.
But the creature that was blaring its alarm comes to the
door where you're at. Roro or whichever 1 you are
probably here, let me consolidate for you.
See, others probably don't need to be around.
Oh, I thought you had them specifically placed out so that.
They can kind of like. Keep watching.
Keep keep looking in places the Rose.
The Rose. Says understand fusions.
This would be the. The me up here.
I'm going to hold the door. Yeah, I'm just holding the door,
trying to keep it closed now. Now, you can't come in here, OK?
So you close it back, and when you close it back, you.
Hear a latch? I didn't realize that's what you
were doing. So closed.
And yeah, it locks itself back. So in that case, the creature
itself does not come towards you and oh is it?
Is it on the right guy? No, I guess it is they just
have. Similar abilities.
That would make sense though. Oh no, no that.
There we go, now it's on the correct guy.
And as it's finishing its. Whale then.
It. The thing?
Too is like an amalgamation of different.
Limbs, like it has extra arms and legs but they're not all
proportional. It's like there's like like 7
arms like. Three of which are coming out.
Of the front of its torso and then it's heads like got like an
additional several eyes and then there's like one other head
under under one of its armpits. It's it's, it's pretty gross
looking, but it's seeming to move all in one and one of its
heads just unhinges like backwards.
Where its mouth? Should be.
It's just a hole and a beam comes flying out towards you
with a 29 to hit to one of the royal sins.
Yeah, you're going to. Murder one of my cats.
Whichever one's I think, it's you.
Right here. I mean.
You said right, So that's the one it can see.
I'm probably going to go down. It was either.
That or something else. This guy's pretty pretty, pretty
pretty mean. 24 damage. I'm at one, baby boys.
I flick him off. Fuck you.
I mean you can. You can run.
To me and I can kill you. You.
Can run to me and I can reach to the bar and heal you.
That'll be the plan. Oh, I should have made you guys
do that too. Oh.
Well, he he he's he's pretty mean.
I'll just leave him be for now. And then it would be your turn.
I go ow and. Then I run the fuck away.
Down. To wherever KIRO is.
And you guys are pretty much now.
Locked into this. Corridor without any guards and
from the other side, you of the door that you just closed.
You see, probably I'm going to. I would I would say unless you
guys are still fighting. Are you are you still fighting?
Are you going to you close the door.
I guess I should just let it go. One more round here happen.
Yeah. You do what you do.
I'm going to go get healing from Shakira.
Wherever he is. I'm the blue one.
Same down here. You see me looking.
Literally. One step from death?
That's hard. Where?
The fuck are we? What did you?
Do. They said you.
Said something that wasn't me. It was not me, it was the other.
1. But hero not zero wrong.
One wrong one. And you just see Zero kind of
kind of waving his hands up in front of himself.
The only lasted though I did not teach besides KIRO.
How? KIRO said something, yeah.
OK, but I'm the one that can heal you so.
You might want to. Say at least somewhat about.
Me 'cause we still have our, we still have our torques on so we
can talk. You do.
He doesn't. OK, well, I.
Hearing that lock picking doesn't work this other.
Creature next to KIRO is. Dead right.
Yeah. OK, crispy.
Actually, yeah. There's still a bird.
In there what I should? Do that one dead bird that we
did last time it. Is still in that cage.
With KIRO. He said he was dead.
Yeah, he's gone. The monster, but the.
Bird is still there. Oh yeah.
There is a bird. Somebody find ours.
Somebody find ours? That'd be great.
Like find ours. I bet it's not in this damn
corridor, no. It's going to be up here, but we
need to regroup. OK, well, I guess I will.
I'm going to stay here, wait till I get healed.
I'll turn to Cat and I'll say if you threw polymorph me into
something crazy, then I can beat down that door too.
My my gloves do exponential damage.
If I threw polymorphy, will you be able to keep?
Your gloves. If you threw polymorph.
Into a shape they can wear the gloves.
Yeah. So we just do something with
like a lot of help. We.
Need IMCR? I would be. 16 so we need a S16
or lower so. We're looking at adult blue
dragon, adult silver dragon. Iron Golem.
Oh baby. Yeah.
Oh, a iron golem. Let me know when.
You want me to do you? Or a planetar.
Which does has 200 HP. They're pretty.
Oh, a celestial. They're.
Pretty equally, yeah, I mean, let's.
Go yeah, do celestial because then I'll get.
A radiant damage, yeah, but I'm. I'm I'm using my turn to wait.
To get healed and I guess speak to speak to Jesus.
Words Cat. Sorry.
Jesus is not here right now. Please.
Leave a message for him after the beep.
Beep beep. I'm just dragon.
Is ACR 16. Yeah, but look at.
I mean, I will. Become that size.
So look at our whole way. Oh yeah, words of snug.
Well, I relay. These things.
And I think I'll probably pass my turn out.
I'll hold my action and or to dodge in case something comes at
me first thing. Sir, I was.
Going to do is talk to Grand Am. Over the thing I'm checking on
him. OK, so you guys are how you
doing buddy? No.
He's. Doing some Mission Impossible
music in his head and that's what you get back.
And. You guys probably here at the
end of the the. Corridor one of the guards
approach and yell down. You just stay in there.
Get. Dude by the.
Nine hills and. Yeah, but steps.
Back and then he's. Going to reach.
His hand out and as. An action he will five points to
roar with my species straight healing hands and then as a
bonus action I'm. Or and yeah.
I'm going to heal him six with my lay on hands healing pool
sick. Thank you.
And then I'm done and I can't do anything.
I'm sorry you guys. So you guys are?
Out of combat. Is what I was going to, what I
was basically. Alluding to with that because
you have not, you're not moving forward with the the let me see
if I can do something else then break prison.
Break I mean. We will be.
We just need to. Currently, yeah, they they seem
to. Well, they seem to.
Be stepped back so like you guys all have free movement free
speech reaction right now because you guys are the the
compat has disseminated yeah. Whatever.
Because they're, they, they're seem to be OK with you locked
behind this last door at the end.
So the so I guess they're OK with it.
Because there isn't a secondary way.
Out, which isn't good. Well, I mean, we did see that
dude flush himself down the toilet, so that's a way out, all
right, y'all? I don't know who saw it.
I watched it. Happen.
It was not pleasant. So I, I, I.
Turned to. Ronaldson, I'm like, OK, so you
want me to turn you into a planetar to take care of this
new doors? Yeah.
Then I can take kerosene doors. The door.
Breaks. Polymorphs the door, breaks
polymorph. What do you mean I couldn't
walk? I couldn't fly through it as a.
Family. It turned me back into a dwarf.
It was awkward. I'm on the outside of the door.
No, the other door. Oh, the other door.
Shoot. Then maybe we'll.
Have to wait until. The floor is not that thick, I
don't think. Oh, just start beating the
floor. Yeah, is the.
Floor worded yes, I investigate the.
Floor, yes. It is worded you.
Can tell 33 on a Narcana check. It's pretty.
You probably. With that 30.
Three I would say too, just to. Elaborate a little bit more and
help the flow of things here. You probably wander into Grand
Am's. What was Grand Am's cell at the
end? Just hero.
You can kind of smell his presence has been here, and you
wander in to see a hole the size pigeon egg that had looks to be
melted through the metal plating of the floor.
But as you poke your head through that enough to see down
below that the blackness ensues. But you do see, especially with
your magic eyes, they the the there's like a whole slew of
glyphs under the top floor, like there's a subfloor and there's
some piping below where you're at right now.
And that's the glyphs and ward start just below the floor that
you're standing on. Is there anything in that pipe
flammable Cheddar's? Not warded.
What did you ask? Kat, sorry, I said, is anything
in? That pipe?
Flammable. In the pipe.
Flammable. That is supremely unclear the
the pipe. Itself is not.
Worded you can tell towards Grand Am's affirmation.
I mean like it's a sewer pipe. Is there like.
Enough of like a methane or a gas build up that it could be
ignited or no I again that is somewhat.
Unclear. You haven't.
Inspected the toilet enough to know some of that I would say
and the pipes are. All sealed.
Like they're you don't smell anything when you poke your head
down there, for instance. And the the toilets themselves
seem to have a surprisingly less than putrid smell up top here.
Well, we know to spell. Magic.
Apparently. Works.
So we can feasibly. Useful Dispel this front door.
If that's the way we're trying to.
Escape, or if we're trying to flush ourselves down the
shitter, which? Seems a alternate route.
I'm going to inspect the. Toilet.
I'm not sure. OK, I'm still stuck in a cell
rolling investigation. You can.
See, I'm using my, I'm using guidance and I'm using.
My little mental thingy, while you're doing that, you also.
Just giving you a visual, it's like one of those squatty
potties in the sense that it's not like a risen thing off the
ground that we're talking about. It's flush with the ground and
there's a hole basically. But next to that there's a
little lever that when I say little, it's enough that it's
more of like a switch, like you would think of like a light
switch. So not enough for you to like
hurt yourself or people on, it's just enough to seemingly
activate. The toilet in some way.
Josh, I had a question. You said that, You said the.
Doors are warded right? What's the rest of my cell look
like you have? Metal walls all around you, and
floor and ceiling. Metal walls all around you.
Yep. They seem to be some sort of.
Sheet metal I'm trying to find. The thing that I have so I can
press on. Yeah, Giro.
Giro speaks out his cell. Cat, can you tell me if the
walls are warded please? Just from your.
Passive into his cell. And just take a look.
Around, yeah, from your passive. That's funny.
He's still in his cell and you just bleed into his cell like,
Oh yeah, hey, what's up? Anyways.
So you just are looking. Around and just from your
passive you can tell it looks same same pretty much as your
cell and you're guessing just from looking under the that one
point the walls emanating a magical aura.
As as the. Warding that happens below it.
So you're guessing this metal sheeting again is a protection
for those wards that are in place in like a in some sort of
capacity that way, you know, to protect.
OK, so they're trying to protect the wards that they had to like,
paint on. There.
So it's a magical protection, but does that mean that we could
scrape the wards off? Although that would be a lot of
work to peel up flooring just to scrape away a paint.
OK, I can take a little bit of a punch.
I can take a punch for a moment. KIRO is going to belch flame on
the wall to try to melt his wall.
His doors, The wall, not the door.
The wall, any. Particular parts basically hero.
Hero is trying. To turn himself into a.
Mig welder and try to. Burn through the wall, but any
particular parts of the wall so that I know where you're aiming?
Dragon breath. I like that idea.
Very interesting way of using Dragon's breath.
Yes, Mig. Welding patent pending me and
moral something to make a fortune.
No, he's basically basically the center of the wall.
Like is anybody in the cell next to him right now?
You don't hear any sounds and. You'd heard KIRO attest that the
person across from him, which would be the One North of you,
that's the one flushed, had flushed.
That's the wall I'm going to burn burn through.
OK, I found all my stuff so I can.
Finally do my organic. Check or investigation check
after you do what you're doing. OK.
So you're you're aiming for this.
I see now. Yeah.
And yours is necrotic damage again, right?
It's necrotic, but it is still it's still a breath attack.
It's because they have they have a.
You can activate their. Rate their racial one, which is,
you know. To do their specialty.
Or you can do the just regular fire all dragon well.
Dragonborn and half Dragons. All have fire innately.
OK, which? One's AD 10 again.
The. One is 10 sides, yeah.
The one. Which one?
The one that says. 10. Mine don't have numbers on them.
I just have shapes. I don't know how you roll that.
Then what? Shapes are that are.
There are there like. There's the.
It goes. They're in order of the.
Like nice. Like I have AD 20 at the top and
AD 4 at the bottom. It'd be the one right below
it'll be the 1/2. Spaces below the D20.
OK, yeah, I got. I'm 24 on my.
Investigation check when you get a second.
Oh, right. I'm still not so sure about the
fire aspect. 'Cause I thought individual.
Dragonborns had like the blue Dragons have lightning and like
yours were going for the necrotic and they did have also
fire I thought but. You can correct that.
I mean, I mean. Mechanically, yeah, but I mean.
Lore I'm. Going I'm going more of the lore
wise Dragons can shift, you know, regular flaming breaths
with or they can opt to do their their racial 1.
So that's what I'm going off of that a thing.
Yeah, that's where I was. Going with it, but I have.
An idea for you. I have an idea.
For you OK, I was cat is in the cell with you.
We already we already we already asserted that.
So you're going you're you're going to mig welding chicken.
Can you make a a Moat of flame? I'm trying to remember what that
is that summon flame or something like that.
I have control, flame and I. Have fireballs.
Fireballs. Fireballs.
Interesting question. Flaming Sphere.
Since. Cat has.
Control flame. Podcast sacred flame.
Could she control that and guide it to where she needs to?
No different fire. Play different fire.
That's like, holy. Fire.
Oh yeah, non. Magical.
Flame. So something has to be.
Burning or so on and so forth. Yeah, I have fire bolt as a can
trip so. I can just, I can cast that.
All day. Yeah, I think what you're going
to want to do then. Is basically make welding
chicken use that as the ignition.
You can just fire it at the ceiling basically splashing
against the metal up top there as KIRO is breath weapon
attacking the wall and flames that way catch his breath on
fire. Yeah.
Starting. His necrotic.
Damage to fire. Damage took.
Hot breath. Literally.
Yeah. I'm guessing that's what you
guys do I'm all down for. It all right.
Roll that damage. Adding.
Adding the we'll, we'll make it so that you're aiming the fire
bowl at that wall too. So add your damage to that cat
for for that. That was that was impressive
just for that cantrip. 25 fucking damage, 21 day.
I just talked. Diggity.
Hell yeah. I'm a strong.
Chicken strong. Independent chicken.
Damn straight, those goblins. Better be worried because.
That would take out all of. Anyways.
I mean, I did burn down like an entire fucking forest.
So that happened, yeah. Like my mom and.
He's predicted. This here comes the sun.
Kaka. Kaka.
I got doodle Doo. What?
Was your damage there? KIRO was mine, added to hers is.
Well, you can just give me your 3030 total. 30 Yep.
Oh, you only got? Nine there.
You. Melt a.
Portion of the. Wall panelling enough to for cat
to fit through. Probably right now and you can
see the wording on the wall. It does seem to be this wording
in particular does seem to be limited to this leg of the wall,
if you will, that you guys are looking at.
It seems to be like there's another cut off point here, like
another like. Safeguarding place that.
The panelling turns back into the wall.
They didn't ward the toilet, OK? But while Speaking of.
Warding the toilet, I wrote. A 24 on my investigation, yes,
thank you for the reminder because I think that's going to
be. That's going to be near the
ending of what's going on here because I also forgot that I
didn't bring this map in from forever ago because I have a fun
place that Grand Am's going to be ending up anyways, you you
notice the. Toilet.
Is. Significantly.
Less. Maintained than the.
Rest of the place like it's just look overlooked as a whole and
people don't want to touch it and it kind of is a little
smelly, but not like as much as you would expect for I'm
guessing during that. Investigation.
Then too, with that 20 something for for.
Yeah, I've seen. 24 on mine SO. That's what I was.
It doesn't show up on my anyways, say with the 24, you
have flipped the switch, you see what happens, which is at the
bottom of the tube that is the toilet itself.
That you think that even Hero, if he tried hard enough, could
fit down into this tube, that it opens it like double flaps open
and there's a suctioning and then the flaps close.
When you activate the toilet. That gives me an.
Idea. So.
You said the front wall was bars, right?
Yep. What if cat comes into my cell,
we melt one of the bars off and then I can hold jam the door so
it can't close and hold it open. Attacking the bars makes the.
Attack spell, bounce back at the passer.
Oh no, wait. That was the door, Yeah.
And we're also. Attacked the door.
Previously and it. I mean I can cast you the faith
if I need to and boost. AC for anybody if that would
help anything. You know what?
I don't know if I wanna do that. I'm trying.
Calling morph into a Merelith, which is a demon and.
Then we could try to, you know, I I have to take them to a
different cell. I'm half tempted to just
straight up jump down the toilet.
If you were to do, go ahead pondering so jump.
Down the toilet looking at this, I think we have a if you were to
so. You could turn me into or.
Someone into a Merelith, which is a demon, and then we try to
act like, you know, I'm getting. You're all getting moved to a
different. Cell Planetar.
Does. Radiant damage and has a four
times a day heal on itself. Or an iron golem you could heal
by casting fire attacks at it. Oh, I'm fucking loaded with
fire. I can heal you all day.
So we could, we could, you could turn me.
Into an iron. Golem And then as we move
through the base, just keep fire bolting me.
Fire hauling. But the.
Fire Bolt. Is my cantrip spell, yeah.
But I'm not going to tell you guys what to do.
So or we should plush ourselves where that other guy went in to
flush myself stupid. I am worried that.
What flushing is going to do is. Making me nervous about doing.
I think it's just going to take us to.
A different cage 'cause that that other thing, that other guy
that would. Be.
Star Wars, you're going to be in a room with the monster.
Under Crusher, yeah, that would be funny.
I mean. Zero's the.
Character I'malist. Attached to so I don't really.
Care if he. Does so I.
Could sacrificial. Flush, I'm going to you.
Know what? Let's go.
Oh. I let's.
Go. I'm highly.
Tempted. To end it there.
Because you you get you jump into the tube.
This is what you experience though.
You jump into the the tube and as you're going down flip the
switch and you stuck through in your surprisingly A gentle ride
rushing through these pipes before you get flushed into some
more unpleasant liquids. I'm going to need a probably a
constitution save than anything else.
Oh, that's my best one. I got you.
They might know it's not a lot, but it's still.
Good, I got a. 19-O very nice you're able to just.
Before the liquids make it putrid, liquids make it to your
nose, pinch it off and close your mouth tight, but you feel
yourself rush through so much gross liquid and other vial
bodily excrement as you're rushing through.
These pipes. And yeah.
I can let you know where. You you end up next time because
I forgot to bring that map in from way back when.
Next time on Dragon Ball Z. No, for real.
So our. Heroes are flushed.
Away. Find out what happened.
Till next. Time on Annieopolis?
Well, that gives you all. That gives.
You all time to decide if you all want.
To come with me or not or you only just going to meet my own
devices. I think it's.
What you run into? Zero can.
Handle a. Demon.
Or two if it comes. To it he's got just ass loads of
radiant damage for no reason. So if we can find my like, the
only thing KIRO is attached to is his.
Sword. I will.
Yeah.
He, he, he, he is. Only if we can literally just
give me a set of chain. Just chain.
Armor. My AC goes to 19 so also curious
what happens when. The Admiral shows back up.
Reality screen test. Yeah, yeah.
That's also worried about. Getting his stuff back.
Because he has a little Jean jacket or like a little Jean
pocket that was a bag of holding.
I don't want this pork back. I just realized I lost.
My company you know I'm casting find item.
To find my spork. And that's what I want to do
next next session. It's a little solid.
That's that's a solid move. Grand Down looks where it's for.
Will he also find a? Salad.
Oh yeah, overall concession. Then I'll get this picture and
what this guy had. Will is here.
Next time what the reaction is going to be because the party is
going solo? What was that, Jake?
I have to think I spent two weeks plotting mad.
Ramblings. For him to yell at the judge
only to only to hey, I didn't expect the plate to.
The the the heat. Metal to work.
What can I say? Here I am, Yeah, fuck around
and. Find out my favorite.
Rule. And I would be expecting zero to
be the last. Person to flush himself down the
toilet, but I don't know what. What's funny?
Does that sound like you? That's not the worst.
Application I've ever seen of heat metal done to somebody so
or or something? Yeah, honestly.
Oh no, it's typically used. Is like heat metal.
Is a border long drawing chaotic evil spell it just is or war
crime I mean we. Literally.
We. Literally had a player at.
One of our tables, there was a person in a in a metal cage, and
he literally he did the cage. Yeah, yeah.
Hey, do you know what a sounding rod is?
That's for the other. Campaign you get over.
There. Yeah, no, I found.
No, I found that out because I was the DM.
At the time I was like, you want a what?
What? What is that?
Yeah, the things you have to. Google as Adm are bad, I know.
Right. They're fascinating.
They were like. Yeah, we, we, we.
Want to We want to heat. Metal on a sounding rod?
I'm like what the fuck is a sounding rod that I can't?
See that now? Oh yeah, I had to go.
Just go with. It no.
Thank you. Oh.
Oh boy, the the the torment. That went through my mind.
Because of that. Shit.
No, to me, that's not even the funniest part.
Of this, the funniest part is. That the one gay one.
I already knew what was going on.
The second I heard sounding I was like, OK, I got you.
Yeah. And then just hearing all
y'all's. Reactions.
Googling it, it's just. Hilarious.
I already knew what that was. Please.
Oh yeah. No, no, Jacob had.
Jacob had to. Jacob had to.
Tell me, yeah, tell me what that was.
And I was like, no. And I what about a double sided
coming rod, right? That's just advanced.
Docking. Yeah, he's a good tip.
Literally. No, no.
Yeah, let's keep. Things interesting.
Requesting. Permission to board, Sir.
Denied. This is a.
Conversation for the other. Campaign.
We're still being recorded. Fuck, on that note.
Good night, Craig. Good night, Craig.
Bye. Good night.
Guys, good night. Night, Jacob.
Talk to. You in the morning a grand and
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