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Tara through the campaign, a Lollis.
Looks like we're are okay big fucking Craig.
I was good. It was in the midst of changing.
Yeah, that's what I thought I did.
It just didn't come through in the save for some reason to on
Discord and try to change your nickname there, I'd seen that.
You changed it on rule 20. So I went through the process of
trying to do that but yeah, we're oral.
Laura, listen, you find yourself on a larger-than-life table with
quite a selection of things around you, including dice,
books, Keys, a compass, some candles, and some paper, all
larger than you. And so, for larger than what
they would feel like they should be And you're just in looking
around that besides what you can see on the table has it kind of
just drops off the edge and the distance above you.
You can see some sparkling, what seems to be potentially
Starlight? That's a sprinkled, all about
this guy. But otherwise you're on a giant
table. on the first page of the papers in the middle that just
says, Tarth the path unfolds I'll attempt to shift to this so
that I can read the one under it.
It takes probably a wild over to the corner and start tugging up.
Yeah. You want to try and roll me a
Athletics actually think that makes them somewhere. oh, Now
our yeah, it really badly that it's Evan.
You're able to tug a corner off but then as you go over to the
other corner and you start tugging on that one, it kind of
shifts that corner that you were just on back towards it a little
bit but you're kind of seeing as you picking up the page
underneath a map of sorts someone unfamiliar perhaps, with
mapping, I would guess, but you think it's the It's labeled with
a region in the middle. It seems like directly in the
map of gargantia. Mmm.
That makes sense each man. If you go to your handouts, you
can see under Ela a palace. You would be looking at when you
lift up the page, the one labeled Matt tourist globe.
okay, not not sure how much that means to your character either
right now, but well, so, I have came from some basic clear,
pirate. So I will will look and see if
there are any no landmarks that I might love.
As I look at it, I see no you would history check for me there
but that would be a bonus. up to you somewhat too because I don't
know how much of your background you've come up with and I know
that I've been limited on telling you what the histories
of got Tara and that's partially because I've left a lot of that
open for character own development and will basically
not only touch touch on things that they characters care about
rather than me coming up with you know this this this whole
part of the continent is Doing its thing in that part of the
continents doing its thing but it's all only in what?
What you actually perceive that matters.
So you you're when you're looking at it you pick up the
corner of it as you were talking and you see under not a lot that
catches, your eye out of knowledge.
But you see a legendary area that not had had not been noted
on any maps that you'd seen before being that with your
pirate background in such a place called The Crystal Tower.
Tower of zenith. I will make note of that.
Sue me. I can't get in the I will kind
of explore the table. What happened off the edge?
you are able to find the edge of the table and when you look over
it at looks like they're looking into a story void of
nothingness, its vast a notably large Wow.
And here, the edge of the table, there are some dice on the far
left side, close, close-ish to the edge of the table.
And there's a couple quite a most everything actually seems
to be situated towards the edge of the edges of the table but if
you're looking for something to push off as it were the the die
seemed be your best option when you're look, just looking around
to because there's some coins down in the you can see as well
potentially in the far right of the table. so being at the back
of the climb speed, I'm going over the edge of the tin
underneath to see what's So you're going to like gecko.
Yeah, is there like a Makers Mark?
Lee full of people came from like, you would normally see
what made in China and Vietnam. Trying to think you're climbing
speed. I know do you you'd mentioned,
which would probably be happy. I believe I can look it up.
I was thinking probably associated with the buttocks
again. If not acrobatics is where a,
yeah, and it's always in between there, in my mind, but honestly,
probably acrobatics because you have those finding images e.
Yeah, I think, the climate Gates the need for roll.
But yeah, the DM you to tell me. You got good, acrobatics.
Go ahead and roll me in acrobatics.
Face. So, You do, make it over the
edge and underneath in your search and around while your
claws are out. I'm assuming is how you've
managed this being the tabac, see that you are.
So you're holding onto the wood of the table with your claws.
Digging into it and walking or crawling rather across the
surface and you come to the edge, come over flipping over
the table and you see that underneath of the table,
besides, where you're actually purchasing the, the
ever-expanding expanse seems to go on under there, but on the on
the table itself that you're hanging off of the fine would
that that it's made out of Expect keep trying to come up
with better words on the fly but it's continuing in that
direction but you don't see any marks necessarily other than
those that it took to craft the wood and you could roll an
investigation at that point for me, too, if you're looking for
more information. Just looking at this.
Exquisite crap. Aspen sad.
And you're, you're looking and you're looking and you find the
smallest of marks that seem to be Something to do with.
The the oh the all-father. That is the god of the planet.
You seem to live on that. You know of anyways call of
Allah a palace and the the Mark or the symbol that is there is
something I have yet to come up with.
Wow imagination, God's Own table. well, the cool I wish the
mark. Is anything you feel the
subtlest brush against your Consciousness?
Almost as if a large? Under sail cat were brushing
against your against you, in an affectionate way in the next
thing, you know, the stars that are all around you seem to Cloud
your vision and you for a second.
I hope as he blames out, okay? That's what happened.
You touch God's people at out there for a second and I did not
think you said table at first. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Just where it lives. This one, you might have to
scroll out for a bit, but when you pay me, what you do, Do you
have an assistant helping you? Oh yeah.
Absolutely. At all times whenever I'm
talking to, you just comes on over at that point.
I was going to pass the story over to me May and Cat at this
point two A little bit just to see where they're at and you can
get some perspective on that as well as because you're waking
up. And I guess I can do this real
quick to word grab this thing here.
Scroll down there. I'm not there.
I don't know. I don't know if you can see when
I did that. I see that.
You have to scroll really far out for this particular map.
When are we on? And out, I forgot that I could
do this, too. I can shift because lady and go
and it'll drag your camera over to where you're at. that is
where your character you're waking up with a A wooden
necklace in and referred to as a torque.
If you know what I'm talking about.
Type necklace or torgue. Yeah, you're wearing go one of
those as a new new item that you can, I can add to your inventory
shortly, but it is wooden and you're laying on your back
under. What looks like a three
dimensional table in? Like like it looks extra
dimensional as a table. It It's almost four fifth
dimensional kind of hurts. Your brain even looking at it
and then, and if it's shaking, yeah, it's breathing.
So I assume I don't know true or not, but do you do the do my
sibling night background and with me?
Yeah, I don't know how you want to count controlling those but I
can copy and paste your bed. There's no you don't have, you
don't know, we don't have to do this purely flavor.
Okay. People would instead be them
like a ball of like a jewel tip back seat sleeping on top of
each other and a giant ball. And normal you're also named
waking up a bit of a rocking. Go ahead of a rocking to the
floor underneath of you. As if you're at season, we would
curl up and keep going. Now, I can see.
Oh, yeah. And you guys, we're here on this
map. Because what was happening last,
as we're kind of brushing across, was that mimei wysteria
knepp cat and Hamilton were going to the market after just
entering into the city of Socrates. and, As you guys were
coming around the bend, following the road that curving
and winding near the blue wall of Socrates with a bustling
Street leading towards the market.
You notice that your companions wysteria knepp and Hamilton's
eyes, kind of just glaze over. Immediately hits the ground.
Is the did the screen update for you guys there, you know?
Look at the top of this, like, two guards about to go at it.
Yep, they're kind of bickering is basically what you're
hearing. As you're walking through
walking near them sounds like you kind of over here them.
They're just Saying something about a debt that was owed to
want to the one that's closest to you and that the other one
still needs to pay it and he's there just basically arguing
about that, it seems like that you're only able to hear this
without you know, leaning in closer or straining your senses
to look. I'm going to casually waddle
closer and eavesdropped the word I was looking for Oh hi.
By the way, nip, your your eyes are not glazed over then
somebody's probably could be. I don't know how much of that
you caught but I was just leap getting back to you guys there
as you came around the bend and the street.
Towards the market and Cat. If you want to move your
character close to the guards or where you think is appropriate,
that you moved closer from where you were, And roll.
And I don't think it would be my guess.
That perception actually would be probably Where is okay?
So yeah, I was like, I lost perception.
No, I just can't read. What do you want hot?
Damn, you here, as you would kind of come to the edge of the
fountain, these guards that are bickering amongst each other
about having, the plainly is day, basically, the one had paid
for the others. Services that were W of rendered
from a night lady and that he had not repaid, the friend after
that fact. Well, that ends and the other
one said, well I got herpes or something exclusive enough to it
from that night services, so I don't owe you shit.
I'm gonna hop up on the edge of the mountain.
Don't mean t, is it us? And I mean, I was gonna say like
should we try Min of saying like you you shouldn't like, you
know, looked it over or what not?
You knew the risks. Gotta inspect the merchandise.
Yeah. Okay, so I'm going to hop up on
the fountain and I'm just gonna waddle over and act as chicken
like as possible. No, the one, I don't think your
chickens walking on fountains is very chicken, like I'm gonna
waddle over and then I'm just gonna, like, aggressively stare
at them. Like, the one, the one that
you're rocking closest to who is the one that had paid for the
services. Glances over his shoulder at you
and disregards, the chicken and just go continues the
conversation of. Well, you should, you should
have should have known it was. Yeah, that was, that's what
he's, that's what. That's what you get for taking
that and not taking my sister's offer to be my wedding.
Wait for the guy to get herpes because he wouldn't marry his
sister. Oh, can I dig with them and then
we'll know. I don't have any very subtle
spells are also looking over your shoulder cat.
Are if chickens have shoulders. Anyways and there is it seems to
be a large slug. That's drinking from the
fountain behind you. Is that what that is?
I'm staying. Okay.
Yeah. Hello.
Wow. That's a big slug.
Never mind. Yep.
Is a very large slug. I think I can.
Yeah, I'll probably end up hanging around till 8:00 if
that's okay. Yeah, waddle and just like come
in between these two people like not directly in between but sit
in between them on the edge of the fountain and just like look
back at them as they're carrying the conversation, just like,
whoever speaks. That's what I'm going to look
at. I'm just gonna sit there and
watch and listen, and judge. Is the mimei doing anything?
I know that you'd only caught the beginning of the
conversation. Same with nip, I guess of of
that, as long as well as Syrian Hamilton who aren't here but
they're standing there ready to go to the market.
Oh yeah. God, I mean, I was just going to
say I'll probably continue down the path.
So it doesn't seem like I'm just staring at the I don't think I
can move my character. Try clicking not clicking on
them. Yeah, so my laptop something
mouth. I mean I have like the trackpad
but I can either drag a square or I can move the.
I figured out. Yes, I'm not trying to get
involved where I don't want to talk.
I don't want to talk to these guards if we can get past the
guards without them bothering us, that'd be A-Okay with me.
So I'm just going to continue. They asked for my opinion, I'll
share my But no, I'll just give him some finger guns but you
know, hey, your fingers can probably contracted herpes.
Also don't touch them with your finger gun.
I just got a ton of the special places with their fan.
Oh, I think, wait, I can move this person.
I was looking on the wrong thing.
Okay, yeah, I can move. I'm just going to move down the
path and like, look at the floor by floor, High ground and you
guys are moving. Going through and I didn't want
to fully fill out the street with a bunch of tokens as it
were but fairly decently crowded Street.
You know, you're you're dodging people as you're walking by,
it's not just empty as it kind of seems.
All right. Now, Do these guards like, well,
if it's crowded, they don't care.
Yeah, it's crowded. And they don't seem to care too
much. They just kind of are staring
off and they're kind of watching people.
You don't seem to know why they're standing there, even
other than it looks like Just behind the wall near it so that
there's a sign on the bridge that they're standing in front
of that says this way to the market.
And the that there's like a very well cobbled Bridge that's
leading up to a arise. Oh the bridge is to the Lincoln
area. Yeah, you kind of seeing some of
the market tense as it were their their tops up over the
Ledge. Into that area.
I see it. Okay, so we could have stood
there and, you know, of course we blend in.
So, like, in a crowd of people, they're not.
We had noticed us just standing there eavesdropping, right?
So I can hear you're getting closer to the market and you are
hearing A pan flute. And it sounds like a harpist
that are just going at it. There in the one, the pan
flutist only stops every now and again and starts rapping.
It seems like okay, is there another pan flute around Not not
a round and it looks like the one around his neck isn't in use
right now as he's spittin verse. Oh okay.
So they're just kind of like going at it with each other.
Yeah. Okay.
For some reason I was thinking like they're playing together.
Know you hear this verse though, I guess I could perform it
somewhere. I'm not very good at this, but
yeah, yeah, a oh, Al it's time, it's time Al.
All right, I'll begin. Start out the big dungeon of rap
and he starts going on the Pan Flute for a while.
Then eases the spoon drops deep as does, the my Fork, never eat.
Because no eat is the family of Dork beyond the walls of
Babylon. Life is defined, I think of Fate
when I'm in a antium state of mind and then goes back.
Pan flute. Gotta play himself up.
Yeah. Oh I was thinking of like just
playing something to kind of get background noise but oh go
ahead. I mean, you can roll performance
You can roll your performance and then let me know what you're
doing. No, that's pretty low for you.
That's an that one that was in that one.
No, but it's really to you, not everybody, right?
Or it's willing to everybody. Not just you right?
I don't know. I see it.
I don't know if everyone else is.
I follow 11. Okay.
Okay, that's good to hear. That that fixed.
Yeah, I have a post tenant. Good.
Good.
You, you never. Yep.
What are you doing? By the way, for this natural
mean you can was going to like, maybe start trying to play
something but on your maybe it's just Out Of Tune on your Viola
or yeah. I only have my deal.
Hey, no worries. I was just trying to figure out
what the something. I'm gonna get some new strings.
Well, maybe one you are at the market, right?
Yeah. As you start strumming and it
starts to, they start to Vibe with it.
And you as you're, as you're strumming on the viola of
though, you feel your pack start to jostle, as you vaguely,
remember, and have a flashback of friends bursting, out of it,
with the plate that you have in there.
You struggle a little bit? Yeah.
You strum a little too hard and as your downstroke comes on the
on the on the last fine key. You just hear us sharp snap.
Oh, that's very important. So I'm just going to quickly
walk away and that is crowded. The the other satire that was
there that Spain playing the pan flute and wrapping because start
bursting out laughing. And then the one in the back
that was seems to be a human of sorts.
Was that was playing the harp just stops and says, oh no
worries. It happens to the best of us
says what the hell and if you need to, don't don't feel too
embarrassed. If you need to take some notes,
you can Come back and talk to the real nadir here.
And he's she pointed, he's here. Satire in front of you, let me
read to myself and I'll come back.
So you this is just a fluke, I swear.
Wonderful. Wonderful.
He just continues on playing as the as the crowds, you know,
push on towards the market. It make me want to like face off
against the deviled, get a golden flu or federal or
whatever, show them up or something.
Weaknesses. This is D and D, this could
possibly happen. Well, I would specifically play
like double Goes Down to Georgia reception.
And they'll be like, where's Georgia?
I don't know. Figure it out. you guys have
walked up to the top of the bridge and Are kind of standing
in the main thoroughfare before the crowd disperses in our start
standing at individual stands. It looks like that people are
talking plethora of goods. I have a question.
Is this fruit? Giant?
Barry. Yeah, which is that I have.
Yeah. Eating yourself all the way
through one of when he first got there.
These berries are the two really sides of me or more.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at it and
remembering this experience and I might stomach started to
crumble a little bit. I'm recalling that maybe I
haven't eaten so much recently and that you know, the skies
looking awful, awful ripe, but I'm going to walk around a
little bit and, and browse the layers first
A wolf or not? Okay, I was waiting that we're
really quiet. It happens.
I was waiting for other individuals to fill in there, I
guess to because I know we got cat down there.
I am just finished that. I'm just tuning my way for you
to tell me some more not sense that I hear or if it's just
them, bickering over the same point and not worth me standing
here. Being annoying does seem that
the argument is circling around the same general points of you.
Have married, my sister and the and now you should have stuck
your dick in there and then you wouldn't have gotten herpes in
the first place. You know, and I paid for a at a
good good, good faith that you're going to pay me back and
so on and so forth back and just kind of back and forth and just
going on and saying, well, I wouldn't have got herpes if you
hadn't paid for it and if you hadn't tried to get me to
force-feed, marry your sister, I wouldn't have been interested
in. In such a night lady can?
I, I'm just gonna bug gawk, you should just talk as loud as
possible. I am, I'm just gonna b'gok and
disgruntlement like, ah, you guys are savages forgot.
And I'm just going to flutter down to the ground in between
them. And I'm going to start like
quickly going down the path, towards my friends because I
just remembered that I have something in my pocket, that
maybe we should find a way to use.
I still have all of the sole spikes.
Since the beginning of the Fisher.
Yep. And since we're in a safe place,
this would be a good place to put them.
And you said the market where we can replenish supplies.
This is like the ideal Place. Well, I disappeared, I pulled
you back because right there, you seen out of the side of your
your chicken, I your newest companion.
At the top of a bridge wisteria. Just a little wandered off into
the city friends, where are you? What is this?
Nice individual, build the bridge.
I'll just to kind of demonstrate that.
It's not a empty Bridge. Okay, there's people hustling
and bustling around you. and, While you're tuning your
instrument their net the rustling in your sack seems too.
Slowly increase more of like a sleeping individual.
That's rolling back and forth. Okay.
Do I need to take out the plate or Polish, go to a secluded
corner. Is there anybody behind this
bush? Where did you go on the other
side of the fountain? Do I blend in?
Why you have a Drexel moment? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You definitely blend it in really well there.
So this one's a dry fountain that you're kind of behind and
actually as you walk by it you realize it's not a fountain at
all and rather a large latrine the size that of only fitting
fitting that of a large Giant. Giants buttocks and it's very
Throne shaped so you hide behind it?
Amicably. Does the smell bad?
No, actually, it smells wonderful.
Okay, well I'm not sticking my face in it but no I'd assumed
you're just walking by it as you said.
So I hearing so it smells quite lovely, just of green and grass
and yeah. So we know this grass over here,
is fertilized, I guess. Anyway, I will go ahead.
Check what the rustling and my sack is and you see that on on
In the, in your sack, the plate is kind of rolling around.
Okay. And not of it, not just
willy-nilly. It seems to be almost as if it's
doing it of its own accord. Okay.
So it's almost like buzzing, maybe.
Should I just investigate it? I guess.
See if it's okay. Are you asking the party at
large? I mean I'll just go ahead and
investigate it because if it's doing it on its own, I want to
know why. What would that be a carnivore?
Common. If you're just looking at it you
mean you can't really tell but if you're taking it out and kind
of taking the closer look you could roll in Arcana if that's
the intent you have behind it. Sure yeah.
Sweet. Dirty 20.
So you're looking at it and you kind of notice on the edge of
the plate, there is a whole slew of symbols, some of which aren't
lit up actually. Most of which aren't lit up and
The ones that are. there seems to be your kind of accounting
them and they seem to correspond with the number of party members
that are inside it and unless you unless you've counted wrong
because now there's an additional And they tried to
escape. It's not really a prison.
Are they trying to leave today? I guess is the better question.
You cannot receive something. If that's what you want self?
No, it is mulling to myself of like, are they like trying to
summon the gate and are they just doing?
I guess I'll never know. It's just shaking and I'm
confused. Actually, I probably should pass
it to me mayor or something, the keeper of things.
I don't you heard me the keeper of things, it just happens.
I guess every says, every hoarder, You could investigate
by opening it up. Then create a portal and middle
City and be weird. You're hiding hiding okay.
Giant toilet. All right.
I will perfectly fine. I am not doing great today.
You start to spin it on your finger and just as you feel like
you're about to get it right, it rolls down your arm and on to
the ground and Then off the side of the cliff and opens a portal
on just down below the level that you're at.
And Jesus, of course, just Cliff it's a good 15 feet.
Could I just like jump into the portal Acrobatics, I guess,
we'll know if I trust that thing by rolls.
I mean so you drop the plate right?
If you're gonna have to go down and get it at some point,
actually No, I don't have me Chand.
All right. 15 fees where you start taking damage, right?
Well, I think it's three times your characters height so in
your case. Yes, okay, so I'm gonna mold
Earth down 10 feet or not 10 feet.
Yeah, might as well do 10 feet, man.
Everybody's just gonna be watching a Seder, just actually
as you as you're kind of watching, no one's paying
attention any direction. But if you could roll a stealth
into it, if that's what you're trying to do.
The spell. It's, well, it is subtle or
somatic only by imagine. It makes noise and you could say
it softly. You're in a crowded large space,
it just wanted to see. So that show that there was an
easy way to to definitely see that you were probably
succeeding in South because it's a large crowded space, but you
never know how the dice might roll.
So yeah, I'm just going down 10 feet so that I'm only 5 feet off
the ground and then just go on doing.
Do the spell and so the cliff is still there.
Just pretty Square. Yeah, that and that's exactly
what happens. You jump that last five feet
onto the ground in the plates. Already in a portal in front of
you and you're looking into the portal and God I have to take
myself all the way around. Oh, sorry.
I could have jumped you down there, but I was already jumping
over to the other map. Well, it's it's a Border.
I probably should send him pass by with stereo, right?
Yeah. Oh no.
No. I'll probably end up sending the
message to Worcester area or something of like, using message
itself like hey I got the plate, it's over by where the two
guards who are gossiping Never mind.
I'll just come back out and give it to somebody else and you're
going down to the portal, then I presume is what's happening.
So, do any ask notice this, his house is doing.
So I don't think so other than who was wysteria that he had
said, who kind of just glosses lie?
I'd nods as he walks by in the crowded Street.
Eat. Well, I went down the cliffs.
Remember, I like yesterday the side of the cliff to get myself
down and and you would successfully snuck in my
opinion, considering how crowded it is there, as well as that
you're hiding already in the first place.
So no one was paying attention to you because you they kind of
was like, oh he's ashamed. He go sulk for a bit.
She is not the fact. Okay.
So imagine has anybody played instruments, right?
Yeah, you know. Oh right.
You fucked up punishments? Yeah, okay.
So it's like you know like for say you're playing the saxophone
or clarinet or something and then you just let out a loud
squeak squeaks. Yeah, it's like old.
Like, especially when you're performing in front of a live
audience and it's just very, I don't look at me.
Yeah, that's why I imagine just basically what happened.
I mean, so okay I'll get was. There is also here with Syria is
not there. I don't know who's that, then?
Just somebody was saying, Mom. Oh okay, not here.
Whoops, hard to tell sometimes what layer's everyone's on.
Who is this in front of me, you're seeing in front of you,
just kind of leaned up against the wall snoring fold our, but
at the table you're seeing and correct me if I'm wrong here.
Matt for cats curled up in tabac, see cats so larger than a
knack for just a big giant box is See, under the table.
How big are these two back? See by the way, its full height.
I mean the MTV toe go. Okay.
What is, what is the tabac? See.
And person it's like giant cat person.
Is that what you want? We haven't met you yet so I
haven't gotten to ask you. Are you the one causing this
Ruckus? I got him.
God I am, but I'm not, I wasn't sure whatever's causing the
plane to shake. It's moving messing up my
grooming, we all appear to be fastest but if you if you've
you'll see that the visual heads will pop up you and then I'll
flop up and this Verdun like go a little bald off in his beard,
then he turns to you and says, why hell it isn't I asked to
this is nice thick cable. Imagine you can go find a room
if you want all four of you. There's got to be plenty of
empty place. I mean, I imagine you'd prefer a
box, right? Look at the basis it box.
If you believe the walls, I understand imaginations key but
it's a little hard to imagine walls when I can lean through.
What are you wearing? I'm like what are you?
Okay, it's on I don't know. I never been asked this question
before. Yeah.
Probably think just as well for their armor.
All kind of like pop out and walking around you doing looking
to update these Has nice leather.
Are you like for it Matra? Now appearing the try.
The are on with you. How about know we have?
I mean, okay, very little regard for social media.
Many also has nice are all of them like 6 foot.
Yep, one of the killer stands up as better dressed and make more
food than the other day, three, but they are all meat as
creatures. I would size and shape.
People still say it's a Maine. Coon ones, is this leg
specifically like three cats in a trench coat type deal.
But nope, your all your all six foot.
Okay, so I'm only five foot self.
I'm just no, your well specifically, four foot nine.
And yeah, I'm just a Seder. You know, Sarah topic, you know,
how to sing and dance. Yes, of course, what Apollo and
mentioning a song and thing around and say, let peace
myself, my name is Rob. Well, he's pretty.
He and Mike's. Yeah.
I'm and he mimes are and a
little Oh, so are you lazy? I think so.
Here, I'll probably you play your clearly animal.
See, if I could join the last week.
Sure, I played the the song where they they taught me in the
morning where they just wake up. Yes.
Yeah. That one.
I don't know. Well, well, well Josh you want
me to roll a performance or something to play along to their
song. Or is this like a well-known
song? Everybody just knows it.
I would think it's but I did really bad at the yeah.
Oh no, I didn't do. You gotta wake up in the morning
feeling, like, P Diddy Diddy. Do you have your bottle of Jack?
I gotta brush your teeth. Yeah.
And there's a leak Like Pirates. They're only for the night.
Different than what you remember.
You're doing the riffs and all of the parts correctly there
nip, especially, well actually, but it is slightly different in
the way that Rural and his brothers are performing.
I was actually hoping that it was going to my intent behind.
It was that if you'd rolled even Together or odds together.
You guys were playing in tune. Oh so close.
But that's okay. We will have all season I
attended. Yes.
Oh yes. It's I don't know what it is.
I just know. It's a ship with weird water.
Weird walk. Um, it's hard to explain like it
expands I had all three of the other three at a take-off often
begin the other rooms. Well, do one remains Okay.
Inside of the different rooms that Rawls brother is are in.
They they see they seem to be claimed some of them with the
hastily written names on the inside of the doors, but
otherwise very much so Spartan as if they hadn't been storing.
Anything here for some reason and in all of Their minds
including nips. You hear a hmm.
Oh, hey, I got some new crewmates.
Who are these fine fellows? They are cowards.
What is that? That is the ship itself is a
magical. Creature witnessing.
Hello Miss. You're very calm couple.
Ah, well thank you. I'm sorry for not introducing
myself as well. First, my name is Ado, nay.
I have to be going on. It's friendly.
A do neighs, the boat itself. Well, trust, okay, we just won't
talk. Goodbye.
Not a story run off rabbits, it's fine.
I think after a few minutes the right.
Yeah. Laughter exploring as they
physically can And it seems like all doors are unlocked.
Most of the rooms are fairly straightforward.
There is one that it's a lot more of a mess and has somehow
chemical ingredients. But the another one that is
labeled barrel for naps. Isn't the only other one that
seems to be an oddity in the sense that it's just a bunch of
stocked Goods. There isn't even seem to be a
bed there for some reason. And that's just why I felt at
home. All right.
Is it fun of me? Is it?
There's no fun. I believe that is what your
intent was there? Netbright, you actually had
stacked some of the stuff into some sort of build muscle for?
Yeah. Yeah.
All of the cats go there. She's nice.
I mean, I was just quickly investigating what's going on on
do, Nate kind of see what was up with the shaking, but I see
there's nothing wrong. I'm going to go back through the
portal. I will ask other people, when
did the cat? When did we get some ship cats?
Although across the torque? Oh yeah, it's going to be a very
confused. I didn't know we had a that big
of a mice problem and you realize before stepping through
the portal that it's your your question comes through.
The torque necklace that you just hadn't realized buried in
the fur of the cat person rural that you were talking to.
He seemed nice. Hello.
Oh hello I didn't over the torque everyone hears it he'll
take you will solve our their cat.
We must have a big mice problem. Sewer rats.
Though. Welcome to the crew.
If you haven't been already, you know, we just woke up up here.
I would remember a little disk or and then if under this table,
well we are currently in a town, if you want to come along.
Who's this guy? I believe.
I don't think I've actually met him.
I believe he also joined the crew recently.
He's he dead. No, no.
He's just asleep years. Something of a minor drug
problem here in the room rollers.
No worries! They'll be fine me anyway.
Well just shoot them but I don't know what it is, exactly.
But you know, take by the horns, that's the spirit.
Please don't tell my parents. All right?
So how might just walk through this portal?
Okay. What's this table here?
Tables fine. We can come back here at any
time. As locally at the table around
me. So player 2 player, are you like
all five cats or four cats player?
The player. I have the night background,
which gives Smith Ren piece, is the are entirely flavor.
Savor the of the, I get one tool proficient, they don't want to
do it. Adds that But okay, so during
combat made this kind of hacking than the rest of emergency
three. I just kind of slavery, moral
support. I'm guessing her a Bard though,
based on your playing. So can they shout stuff from be
your guard against formation, hope?
Like you got the that's wants to work as a mechanic they're just
being movement for you. Yeah, so are all of them coming
through the portal? Is the question that I had.
Yes. And we all try to throw at the
same time and so we get And so nip, you walk through first, and
this isn't the same portal that was in the boat but it is more
or less the same thing. I'm just, I'm just grabbing what
I had here available. I understand Welcome to us or
Cortese. I think that you think that
should wow name. You won't have to wonder why
it's called soar Curtis. And you look around to see that.
Did you introduce yourself nip as nap or I thought?
No, I probably did not, I think. So it's gonna say you look, look
around at your new companion, there the satire and it's the
tear. Is there anything you need?
Just call you the yarol brothers.
Or no, do you have a wealth of The Brood?
So they yeah. He served me and then turn it
down. Okay, so we should refer to you
rather than as the Brotherhood and hole.
If of course did you do people but yes of course they would let
on vacation sometimes Ridge. Well not contribute, not speak
but well Jeffrey, I'll just know not to ask Jeffrey on the
vocals. Um I am a nut.
I also enjoy the ocean type stuff and Playing instruments.
Oh good. We can be a biography band.
Yeah because there's actually get expensive.
So if you're confident there's actually a couple of people up
this bridge that are playing their instruments and I told
might be back for a round two. so if I'm gonna join me there,
We could probably get some tip money going.
And I'm assuming you pick up the plate like that.
Yes I'm picking up the play. I'm just gonna So is it still
shaking or whatnot or know? It seems to have calmed and you
the portal as you recall, you have you grasp the edge of it
and it's feels. As the plate has stopped
spinning into your hand and that you see that, as you put this
Plate back into your bag. We.
All right, come on, let's go with Crowley.
Absolutely, you're seeing loved by people nip is true, as word
as the streets. That are fairly full are full
of. Orcs and half of them are
shirtless as as but other halves are very finely dressed.
And it seems to be a good mixture of higher and lower
class. But there are some Beggars along
the way to I agree. Everyone s most look on and
confusion as they hurry about their day.
This is not really where I grew up.
We are one giant ball to be fair.
Not everybody has family bonds as close as you do.
I feel so sorry for those people, I'll just ask your local
Rogue. But the other campaign you got
to worry about Warren there. I was born a really edgy Rogue.
All right, let's solve this bridge will be the market cello
and they stare On It. Go not the the guard that you
just greeted. Nods with the high Susskind Any
markets that way. Okay, points up the bridge.
Where are you? You know, I haven't seen Kat
actually another scene and the cat pee.
No, no, no, we have a chicken called cat.
Apparently they were human ones, but they're chicken now.
So, I stopped and I turn to Jeff free will not be as a friendly.
Chick can, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Um, unless if you want some french fries, look at me.
Don't eat too chicken unless if you want some mocap singed
hairs, do not touch the chicken. Under stirred.
I guess way that was stereo of, like, I'm back, we have some
friends, we see him Gods, at you leaving, Go ahead.
You see them then waving to this individual that they're standing
in front of now and they just kind of Nod to nip despondently
eyes kind of glassy. Oh, I thought was Sarah is here.
Oh, is it only make at yep? Yeah.
Oh okay. My bad.
I saw she was there as like Yeah.
No you can put her in the on the ship but they're they're here.
And then sort of I guess I'll here.
If you want to meet the rest of the crew gonna finish tuning up
and show it probably show these fools.
What's up? What comes out being?
Wave over to your other Companions and guessing who are
browsing. Where's it looks like, which by
the way mean a you're looking at a stand you said, you were going
off out of the market, but I'm not seeing that on my screen
currently, I don't know. Now, I will try to look at the
different stalls. So starting with this color.
Yeah, right there. And you're looking, when you're
looking at it, and while that was all transpiring, you're kind
of looking over some, where's of a fruit salesman.
And there are quite a vast variety of different fruits to
on this on this table. A lot, you have never tried.
I am intrigued but I'm going to remembering that there's its
fruit on the side of the The path over there.
That I could partake in. I will tuck this memory away.
Something I can potentially come back to and move on.
And as you're looking up from that stand to your seeing off in
the distance, net walking back up to the top of the bridge,
which you thought he'd already done that, it was waving through
you guys, I guess. Oh yeah.
Well I'll walk over um towards nap.
Away from these guard rattle ping for a second, okay.
I'm sorry, guys, I probably should be taken with styria back
to the ship and then I'll probably end up just hunker down
for the night or to sleep for a bit.
It was nice meeting you the y'all crew.
Rural rah. Rah.
Yep.
Yeah I just keep seeing like the Jesus spell.
Okay so we're all Laurel raro are aw are okay and then oldest
brother. Or biggest one.
So there's they are all chiz. What I you are.
Are there's a, you know, Yeah, it's sickly just replace the
affair with why another one with they G get y'all are all this is
the PC gel fragment. Okay so you see dolphins raro
Rural. Okay.
And then your next one. Then grow are all.
Okay. Okay and then Jeffrey the magnet
if it's not. Okay so only okay so we're all
is you and then yarol grarl, then Jeffrey the magnifico crack
nificent. He's fantastic.
And I'm assuming nap, you're going through that as your kind
of introducing roll up to a tonne and just say I know.
Okay. So is there distinguishable
differences? Between yarol and grarl.
Where the surface can make a? No not really in my head.
I was good at it with like a drum with like a pan flute.
Okay. But we don't see this so I just
point to you the tall one of you that's Rural and then the one
that doesn't speak is Jeffrey. The other the Magnificent?
Yep he earned that title. Yeah and then the other to eat
it is yarrow and growl. So yeah I just met them.
Good luck. Telling the difference.
We are all times up. Finnegan.
So you really don't have to consume much with the easier as
the are mostly familiar flavors. It's too much to remember.
Go ahead, a tinge of red, the main character actors name I
think I'll probably still have conversations.
I've always nice to pick up a pan flute or a rum with my
violin. I'm down to have a supporting
members of the band. She is still in this thing,
right? She is actually on a Hiatus of
her own while she passes the architectural exams.
So she's act okay. Yes.
Had left without any word as far as I could tell to everybody
else from the boat and went back to the just met a knowledge back
to her. Oh capital city for a while.
Okay, no I I was just making, like, she had didn't drop out of
the campaign. We still have the other part or
the main part. The first part, I can't, you
tell her the other Bard since I'm the other bard.
Well, now you're a primary or division?
Yeah. Okay, well I at least want to
get them introduced before I take Wisteria to.
Whatchamacallit. I do now.
Yes. Our basic lead lead with stereo
away. Or are you putting a portal
there or which? Let's go back behind the porta
potty. Again the giant porta potty.
I won't drop it this time. Well rolls my son otherwise I'm
thinking you're going to be proficient in it shortly.
So you should be good. Yep.
You didn't definitely didn't drop it but then that one kind
of throws it for a loop. That's why I had the role being
happy because it's know I wrote to now.
Look out of like six rolls. I roll two men at once.
Okay, yeah, but it isn't the world like 3/17.
Exactly. The easiest thing to open,
considering you have to spin a plate on your finger, is way
that we've made it be to open the portal there.
So, and you open the portal behind the porta potty with the
plate. And it's, it's hovering there in
the air. I'm going to send a message to
me May of like hey can you come behind this Fountain?
Looking at all be behind the giant shooter?
Well yeah maybe behind the shitter to pick up the plate.
Fine. Okay.
Do you know what the shitter is? Let's go.
Do you recognize it as a shitter?
I'm little. But I said, okay, meet me behind
the dried-up fountain. That is no better.
Hi. Okay.
All right. I'll I'm going to take with
Starion only she looks kind of out of it and so responsible.
I mean I may be a satyr but life of partying teaches you some
responsibility. Sir, it's better than love what
our party usually does. So you got to take care of your
drunk friends. Okay, all right, all right, I
will step through the portal. All right?
Or and you were piecing out is what you said, right?
Yeah. Okay.
I was going to put you guys on GM layer.
That way, I don't have to jump over to that map and
understandable, you see in front of you, me May the portal still
hovering there as never walks through it, leading wysteria by
the, by the hand, and into it, onto a doing a.
So I guess I'm like, I'm going to try to snatch it.
I've always been curious like if it's if it's the plate, feels
like it's like cemented and thin air because it's stuck in place
by magic or like kind of fuck with it while it's open.
Can I have another opportunity? What are you?
So how are you trying to grasp it?
I guess. I mean so when it you spin it on
your finger and then it goes up. Remember when you close it you
just kind of grab the size so maybe let's answer my question
maybe if you just touch the edge it fucks it up but I'm just kind
of try to like Bap it. So you're not grabbing it you're
you're just like swatting it? Yeah.
So when are you such a pan to see if it's hot?
When you okay when you touch it to see if it's yeah.
So you're not even swatting at your kind of like lightly
touching it basically. Yeah and when you when you do
that your hand kind of hovers over it for a second and you
feel the plate kind of slowing down.
It feels as almost as if you were, if you if you can imagine
something spinning and Then you're, you're not touching it
enough to stop it from spinning like a coin.
If you would had a coin in front of you, two is another
description and you had its spinning on the table for
instance, and then you touch the side of it.
But not, not enough to stop it. Just enough to slow the spin
down a little bit. Okay.
Is what you feel that make that
make sense. Yeah, so okay.
So there are some Immortal doesn't.
Yeah. In the portal doesn't fully
closed when you're doing that. It seems to kind of Shimmer in
the air but pick up speed again slowly.
Tristan. Okay.
All right, thanks for having me. Yeah, absolutely not.
All right, sorry can be sticking around too much, but we in, you
know, that's cool. I get it.
Oh, I hope you guys have fun with your oral and or rural
yarrow. Cara Lynn Jeffrey.
Yeah, I've been playing more music with you.
All right. Good luck.
Now, you don't have B 5 fairly well.
Good night. So you picking up this plate
there me May. Yeah I guess so I've been tasked
with picking the Play-Doh and it's important.
Okay, I'm investigating a to get back to a dinner.
Should be able to add that into your inventory.
I think it. Let me see to go over to the
inventory of nepto. See what?
Actually I named it, I remember with something plate but that's
not very descriptive for you. I'm sure.
You know disco ball play. I think I have the gold plate in
this one. Inventory.
Mmm. No, you've got the you've got a
spoon of relocation and a the sole Spike that cat was saying.
I think you did distribute that a little bit but not to everyone
because everyone just was kept missing.
Kept missing sessions and you did have the plate at one point
so that may have been what you're talking about.
Doesn't look like it's in your inventory currently so you can
have it now, okay? Late of protection is what I
needed. Play it out of protection.
It's a good name. but, Yeah, so you guys are in the market.
probably not for a house, but in the market and the market Of the
blue ring going guys. How's it going?
I'm walking around looking at where's but I don't think anyone
would be willing to say no sell anything to a chicken.
Mmm, are you trying to talk to them?
You should be able to get to the torque right?
Yeah. Because it is supposed to like
project my voice a little bit and if not you can always yelled
at Guild us I'll come back things for you.
Yeah that's kind of what I was thinking.
I've called for friends. So you're standing cat currently
at the Fruit Stand. That me met was before with a
with a plethora of again fruit that you you are actually
familiar with some of these. There are though, maybe one or
two that you don't know. Considering from the region that
you're from. Are there any prices posted on
these fruits? Oh no.
Definitely not. Yeah, just fruit.
And the person that seems to be haggling with somebody else off
to the side, okay? I'm gonna be running routes from
where I'm standing on the ground or can I just see like what's at
the edge of the table? You see some fruits kind of from
the edge of the table but you can't see, you know, obviously
the full breadth of the table But you do see some fruits
because it is a full table, it is piled high.
And me met, you're standing in front of a small vendor of what
looks to be like Oddities and then the person that steps
around it. The table that no one else seems
to be around with you, as like, yes, I welcome.
We have plenty knickknacks and doodads that you could probably
use little one. I'm going to look at him with
like a the fuck kind of look on my face.
Maka, say anything. I'm just going to stare at them
and you, you're looking first at the table and you do, see, a
bunch of what looks to be like, pendants and charms, and some
handwritten stuff and some wads of may be trash, you're not 100%
sure. Odds of trash.
Well. I'm gonna give him a salute.
I'm going to walk away. I do have a question.
Has Rural and his family, notice me.
Yes. And I think you guys were all
introduced, but I don't know if they fully acknowledged you as
an individual same with anyone else.
Yeah, kind of standing like a behind Hamilton, like a cat
little bit girl. Actual cats.
Looks like they deeper and Market at least on my screen,
but I don't know if that's what you're in.
It was. Everybody else was at 0, when
you were being introduced, they were right there so they okay.
Got it rich. Okay.
I jumped you to those my bed before because I figured you're
grabbing yourself to move, but I jumped you again to.
Yeah. I gotcha that having like
probably seems you would definitely say at least one of
the cats is constantly staring at the end.
The others like bound forward, but and chickens.
And say, hey he name is, there are all these are links you to
pledge their to me and I'll be nice.
The first one you meet is a clean-shaven individual.
That seems to be slightly of a higher birth Hamilton.
He introduces himself as And then 10, I'm going to get close
to cat and go like, like look, look at cat and I'm gonna like,
not my head like offer my shoulder.
I'm gonna hop up on me my shoulder and just like, so that
I am at like a higher level. With all these new friends, are
you a real size? Chicken are a cockroach Chicken.
No, I am a real like two foot tall chicken.
What? I like I was a boy.
I was a blue tail Bruce. These chicken thighs?
Fuck. I forgot really loudly.
No like of course. I talked all night work.
She's such a strange, change World.
Normally, all of the chicken that speak in our world are
lies. This isn't interesting.
He'll well, I replayed, I think tank I say hold on, can I'm
gonna do a very deep bow? Like a very flourishing, which I
do not look like I should be able to battle this formally,
but a very boring formal deep bow.
That's all I'm gonna on my goodness.
What we all try as well. But we're sad and worthless.
Boy, aren't you? Having a Boeing Company stations
about slower? No.
No of course not. No.
Okay. I don't miss World.
It's just that you my name is Robert.
I Barack my name is cat. Gonna do like a puppet on a
swing upper. Like, hello.
We wind up. Oh my oh, where did you get?
Oh, so the plate came with the did the wall?
Your worship. Yes.
Yeah, I'm the captain actually, of course, captain of course,
came from under in our own place and time and may be able to help
you and yours if you have a place course.
You are welcome, I dunno. I dunno likes friends.
I don't really run the ship. It's more of a partnership but
I'm just It's like that is with the voice.
Stephanie in the ship, in the board had to see.
It was the self. Are you in?
Partnership. This is the object.
You can stop. I forgot minion noticed just in
my world. You don't.
Don't speak nothing. You have you ever imagined?
An octopus named squid, squid and octopus.
Remember is slipping my mind right now things.
So we had the, a zombie octopus purse.
People for us, one on its butt. He's named with him squishy.
So do you where you come from? How important are gods?
In the world that they come from or about, we were rules.
But Dragon probably not a big deal.
I know other places like Superman, you know, we always my
thing. But you know, The different
here. Yeah the gods, the gods kind of
are in charge of the things. And that's that's actually part
of our Quest is to eventually a reach God's God status.
I suppose they like this. What are you could talk to them?
Keep them up. Yes, there is a particular God
Zenith that we are in cahoots with.
And so as far as As I can tell, the more that we do good works
and they Medina, the more Zenith will like us and then the more
power Zenith Bustos until eventually that power multiplies
and we become gods. Anyone they got what happens to
its. Are there just like hundreds of
God's over the course selection and sent you?
These are great questions, that none of us thought to ask.
Yeah. Like, oh, we can become God's
Sweet. Let's do it.
And then that was it. That was the end of the
discussion. Yeah.
I see well, interesting questions went out one day.
I'm is if there are many gods in the interact with people.
I'd be like, how long are they watching?
Today, not Wizards. Anyway, I would like to be a
God. That would be, what would be any
cost? Part piece.
Party sounds like a pretty good God the god of parties.
Yeah. You party to appease them.
I feel like that's ones. Probably already.
Can you have more than one curtain type?
Like if it is a particle may be able to point 0.
RT, got the sequel. It's never the first one.
These are all really good questions.
Yeah, I don't want to be the god of chickens, right?
Does it take it? You get a more specific?
The longest like eventually sure I'm the god Rivers, not not, but
Like naps some thing. I don't this is fun.
Yeah, these are the great questions.
We did wake up on a giant table, but when we woke up on tables,
all of us together, you know, there was a large problem.
We've been intimately seeing this world since then.
But if I work, all we have gold, right?
We just get a bunch of gold because we completed Our Last
Quest, but our next Quest is to get an Airship.
So we have you met a do next? So we have a Watership, do name
fly? Yeah, we were promised an
Airship. If we complete some Quest south
of here that we tried to complete, they kicked us out.
Out. It kicked you out.
Why did they do this? If you want to roll history
from, I mean I can just tell you to your intent was actually to
come to this town where you were at the city rather of Socrates
and communicate with the overhand Queen natural to not
natural. It wasn't a one at least, it
wasn't going to use it for free. So you remember G The finer
points of thank you. Wanted to meet the queen and,
you know, the fact that she promised you an Airship if you
did some shit. Yes.
Yeah. We have to do something and
sorties to help because we already read there.
So essentially we tried to fix a wrong and we only like halfway
did it. So it's real hard so we gave up
so instead we fought It off this cultist group and we killed all
the cultists and the. So the ruler of the land was
real happy. We got rid of all their cultists
and so they gave us a bunch of money for doing that.
And now they gave us another task because, you know, killing
a giant army, an invading force is not enough.
Course, that I mean, not to keep working because these are like
about Tiana. I think they're gone now.
I think we destroyed them. Oh, But the coldest.
Yeah. What if we started calling the
chief like the leader of that cult still there, would you
would know that the neophytes who or the cult that you're
referring to a head, been only routed from gargantia him.
You know that there was a larger force of them outside of
gargantuan him because When Theo was inquiring about her family
in Byzantium, they had said that the neophytes had taken over her
town or city, rather. Yeah, that's right.
So they still exist, just not in gargantia him at the moment,
right? No money from them because
they're say, okay but I'm happy to help him.
I am the one lowly boy but can we can go.
I was ons and you will do the T, we will make money and perhaps
get it flying tip. Which?
Yeah, this, I don't know if you looked at the map of the world
you've landed on but so having a ship is skeet.
There's a Water. But having a flying ship is
extra key because there's lots of dangerous things in the
water. So and we have through our
Fetchers. There's lots of pirates as well
and you know, Pirates are a mixed bag.
Sometimes I we are all thumbs at ourselves.
We are all very clearly hurts. That's always a back.
We've had good good times and bad times pirates in the past.
Let's chat is always fun. Yeah.
A Gothic loudly and I say let's go shopping and then we'll go
find the queen. Yeah, so yeah, I want to know if
there's anything good and this Market because we met is a
cleric. And so I do a lot of spell
casting, but it would be pretty cool.
If I had an actual melee weapon was like, back up more than this
dagger. All I have right now is a
dagger. So I'm just going to walk by and
scan back in your sickle to yeah, sure.
I have a I don't, it's not a quit.
Where is it? I just remember where those the
first weapon that? Yeah, useless.
If we come across an arm where I'm going to try to sell the
sickle, actually, I cat's Gonna Keep His eye out for any kind of
arcane no items. Just, I guess in general.
So, yeah, if we're all if you need anything, if there's any
equipment that you were missing, you know, this is the time we
don't, this is the first market we've seen in in Terrace and so
far, and few between. Yeah.
I mean, I came basically what they had ever my back into a
little spare change and shine purchase myself.
Some basic stuff. And the only thing I'm worried
in specific several just like fluffy pillows piffle.
I guess, I guess you probably have claws and teeth.
Give me the clothes. Do I have like a thousand gold?
So if there are, well, this is your money on me as well.
Like I said, we don't we don't often find opportunities for us
to spend such said Bounty, so, you know, dollar dollar bill I
mean, if there is anything really good for me, sure,
everything else and getting should be an in.
I'd be able to cover, okay? As you're walking past the
pentagram shape tent. That's got a red.
Top me. May you do notice the glint of
armor and weapons? Yes, armor would be great.
I would love some armor. And in particular, this vendor
seems to be in the market for all sorts of heavier armor and
heavier, Weaponry to can't be too and they see you approaching
and it is not an organist, one's case.
It's actually a shoot. What's the Elephant.
Starts with an E oxidant. Yeah, lock tell blocks it on is
standing behind the table actually, and just hello little
one. And I walk up with some finger
guns, pal, pal. And I'm going to pull out my
sickle and shrug and I'm going to point to my leather armor and
shrug. Oh, you in the market for some
armor? I have a particularly fine set
over here, and he demonstrates his lack therefore, of thumbs
and points in the direction of a larger set of armor that.
But I'm not so sure if it will fit you, I could probably get a
smaller set made in the day. It is pricey though.
You see that rubbing there too. Appendages together.
How pricey? Well, that is the question tyke,
I guess I could, if I were to mock make something up for you
to and probably run a little bit extra, all say about 66, bab
them, they will make it an even 650 for you. 650.
Old, if you're looking for the full set, that is 650 gold.
I don't think I need the full set.
I mean, it is a nice set has some pretty awesome bonuses.
What are what are the bonuses? Oh hey Dad's extra.
It's specifically it kind of just looking you over, you know,
hey add some extra spell advantages for the day and just
plain speak. That means spell slots.
Oh extra cells. How heavy is this?
Well, I mean, it depends upon how many spell slots you looking
for. If you want it to be the best
that you can, it's going to be quite heavy.
Now, it's not worth it. If you need a medium set of
armor, I can accommodate, but it's not going to be Enchant
people, that nature of things. So how many spell slots with a
medium set? Equip spell Slots of what level
Well, that isn't excellent question.
What level are you looking for? Well, I have fifth level spells
but only one spells lat. This level, you must be joking.
Well, I mean, I could probably get an extra fifth level spell,
but nothing else onto a set of armor and that would be with
heavy adornment. About fourth level, fourth
level. It's, that's possible, it's
doable mean. I could probably work something
out into a medium set of armor of a single-cell slot spells lat
additional, but if we're talking something lower, you can fit
more. That is what most people would
advise at least to me in mine and chanting experience.
You can get some real good Advantage especially if they're
can trips and the multiplication of them.
Happening that is you don't need spell slots for can't trip.
Ah, yes, very astute. It is not a spell slot.
These use these are as if you were casting, the spell twice in
one in one instant. Then.
Hot. Damn.
Okay. So so I don't want all the way.
So if I do not a full set of armor, let's say like a
breastplate and some arm things, whatever those are called, and
maybe some gauntlets, some some hand things could I get some
additional can trips. With just that.
I've little legs if they're going to be very much, I'm not
gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna hurt me.
And in a, in a medium set of as you're calling it, we could
probably work something out, especially if you're saying can
trips now. So I can actually get to
probably in each of those. You say gauntlets, you say some
Typically, loves whatever it is on your forearms.
I'm gonna point my hat be like the hats non-negotiable.
I'm not wearing a helmet. Yeah, unfair understandable, and
the breastplate, I could probably could I get your
measurements? And then I will be sure to get
something made up for you, as I said in the next day with and I
could probably fit. Hmm.
Just kind of eyeing you up here, probably doubling over. 333 can
trips. So would work three times a day.
It generally recharges by the end of a long sleep or such
three times a day. What about like in battle can I
use all three in one battle though?
Certainly, I wouldn't try to exceed that though.
You might run the risk of over an enchanting.
It's rather, okay. And how much would this be And
we're talking three can't trips so we'll probably I could
probably run it for you. 350 gold, that is because we're
going to have to run the adornments long, the and he
keeps on waxing, poetic about how he's going to have to work
some Engravings into the hold the magic sand, so, and stuff,
that's kind of over and above your head.
Yeah, I'm just gonna knock on file, like, we, yeah.
And at one point, I'm gonna like, I emphasize that I'm
holding a sickle. Be like, can I can I trade this
in, for anything? I mean seen better days as an it
I mean, I could melt it down and reforge it into something more
usable, but I guess I could give you a brought down.
Nah, I could do at least give you a copper for it.
Bronze is off a like I need another weapon.
Oh, you want to exchange it for a weapon?
Well, this plus probably money, right?
You mean need to get rid of this and I need to acquire a better
one. Okay.
I'm assuming you were you're okay.
When you I thought you were trying to sell it to me.
I apologize. No yeah I could definitely get
you something else. What is your poison Let's do
some sort of Quarter Staff or some sort of Quarter Staff with
right with like a blade on the end.
I feel like yeah but not to told an excellent choice in your
spirit. Or spea beer would be scared.
Something that double as a walking staff.
I would lean towards that and he goes over to one of the fence,
the tent posts that eat. He has some weapons leaning up
against and he pulls one out that is gleaning with Jade and
bossed into the dark wooden and handle.
That is the leading up to the blade that is got this Bluish
green tint and swirls across the metal itself.
That is kind of foreign to you. This fine piece is possibly what
you might be looking for then. But does it have any special
properties besides most? Oh, that's right.
Certainly it is a V4 restrained water.
What are those called? Blanking on that name to now?
what's F was, is was gonna see what a goodness, he's Village
that only make The finest of weaponry and the enchant not
only in the waters of the Homeland but also enchant in the
highest peaks of mountains, at varying times.
So this is actually not any points to the blade Metal.
It is of Hardened Waters from both places II.
Don't know how to how they actually perform this.
Otherwise I would probably be richer than I am.
The seems in line with my water casting abilities.
Okay okay so how much is this? You know what I mean?
If you would send some getting armor as well and and throwing
in this amazing sickle here that has been.
It's very, trust trustee trusty Dusty.
Sickle won't let you down. Ask me how I know is there.
Is there a bundle bargain? We can we can do here if you
want to go ahead and roll me a Persuasion and then not a
charismatic. It's related to Charisma.
Press for white persuasion. Situationally someone's not a -
possum. A 12.
So you catch a glint in his eye and he's got a smirk plastered
on his face. I'm not so sure the worth of
that Sickle, but I like the tail little one and we'll certainly
cut you the best bargain. You can have with the
combination of that armor of 350 which I had quoted you, I can
Have this staff in it for another 300, making it and even
650. And you'll have it ready in a
day but we all were absolutely. I can, we can do this.
I like the steel. Wonderful, any sticks out a hand
appendage. That doesn't really have
anything to grasp for you. And maybe it takes both of their
hands and just like cups it on both sides.
Like engulfs it as much as they can with both hands, which I'm
assuming like does almost does nothing.
Yeah, you grabbed. And on till what looks like the
smallest of almost of a toe of sorts on the side of their their
appendage. And just before that toe, that
is a slightly larger appendage toe that has some sort of ring
on it that glows and you feel a tingling across your arm and he
says a deal struck. Oh well and you haven't used
this. I'm gonna ask him if he has any
use for my leather armor. That's awesome.
Here the baggy leather armor that you've been wearing since
the beginning to pretty much do. And he goes oh well.
Hmm. you know, I guess I could just rip it down for scraps and
put it to use and he hands you the or he holds out the hand of
the the other appendage that he somehow holding the staff and
and well the halberd is actually what it would be and is
preferring it towards you, but holding out the other hand,
waiting for payment of sorts. Okay, I'm going to hand them the
gold. I just took it out of my total
and DB out so it's 650. Nice.
Yeah. So he goes accounting it in his
as he puts it on there and he hands you the halberd and As
he's counting you, I'm assuming are skimming out of the leather
armor to and he says, oh and he hands you back to Gold if you do
this for that, if that's seems fair to you I'll take it.
That's a nail. Many else, cool.
Wonderful doing business with you mine.
My name is well in my language, a little harder protect
pronounce, but you can call me. Lillian.
Lil Lillian Lillian, okay. Good with us.
Hi little one. Nice doing nice doing business
with you. It is wonderful doing business
with you as well. Hope we can come to terms again.
Great. Okay, so is this half plate?
Then medium armor. Yes.
Okay. Because full plate would then
you know cover your lower body, this is just basically your
upper body as you stated and so I see ya.
Ya hadn't given it to you yet now.
Just halberd. I'm just looking at the stuff.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
What's and see cat. Just wandered over to me, may as
well and I know what you were looking for rural.
Trying to see where you were. There is still there.
You see complex looking where is down at this blue tent world.
But I didn't think you were looking down on your head.
No, not anything. Are particularly these up.
Yeah, the plush looking where's for here?
And you do see some pillows and Arcane wise up to this point
where you're at cat, you have not seen anything but they were,
as you can tell a market stretching far past where you
can see and people keep flowing in and out, you haven't even
seen the same person twice as far as you can tell today
walking around you guys. I'm just going to keep walking
and hopefully something magical catches my eye.
I mean there were some magical things on the table that Mimi
was dealing with but it was all weaponry and armor as stated to
its kind of yeah that's a little bit out of my reach cuz I'm a
chicken. And you're so you see, we're all
stopped at a stand with some plush goods and a fine-looking
lady. That seems to be standing ready
there and he's oh, she's good. Yep, do I recognize this lady?
Hey, no. She does seem to be wearing a
similar style to those that you would first noted in the town
when you were, he's dropping there as well.
But Not the same people especially because they were
wearing masks. So you were probably couldn't
tell a hundred percent either. Anything magical about her
plush? Where's There does seem to be an
odd Pile in the back. That is Of suggestive shapes
body pillows, will call him. I'm gonna go investigate Hey,
who's chicken is this kind of liquor and can because I believe
that that chicken false tan Tien?
Be what do you mean on chicken? I am my own chicken man, I
forgot kindig-it indignantly. Oh my gosh, what?
It. That's what I said.
It was totally cool, you know? Just a girl was totally cool.
We were just watching this from the side and just giggling, not
helping, just glancing between the two I asked her.
I'm like what do you have for sale here?
Man, I am intrigued by God. We of not only the pillows, but
HomeGoods Um, my talking to a chicken.
Am I asleep? She pinches herself.
Oh no. Okay.
Oh, do do you have gold to pay for this chicken?
I do, man, I do forgot. I guess that's all that matters.
It's nice to meet you, cut. My name is You make, refer to me
as Madam Fury. Madam Fury.
It's nice to meet you. Madam you said you had some
housewares. Do you have Tallow candles seems
to be kind of gaining her composure back straightening her
dress out. And well Tallow candles, of
course, we carry such things, I can direct you towards others.
That might have a cheaper, but we have only the finest here.
They are centered as well. How many would you like?
And of what scent I can recommend for sure, the lavender
has my favorite, Give me 10 of your lavender.
Scented candles 1000. That's going to be a little much
I guess for this little chicken and I guess we'll call it
silver. Kind of she's looking around
your feathers and your person and sees that you have a small
little sack on you obviously, but trying to imagine how stuff
fits in there. Mike Reach my head in there and
I pull out one. Look at this.
It's like, wow, that's a hefty. Piece that you're holding there.
I can give you another five candles if you like for the full
gold. Sure that looks like it bad
while you wait until in you get you get that.
And then for fun, I have more incense to Hope This cat can
math. This is a great day.
Well, I guess I could give you another Ten type for there would
be a total of snow, he can't do. Isn't it a tense till verb and
if you have candles or silvery to 100 it candles, not 15.
But I had said five candles Percival 1050.
Yes, she says with his squinting and kind of a three County are
all kind of like head Bob I'm just gonna like b'gok and not
and be like yes 50 and I drop the piece of gold on one of her
tables. If I am able to It's looks down
at the golden kind of looks over at the cats and then goes, oh
shit. Under her breath and says, Ah, I
only have 25 of them ready at this time, but I can give you
another 25 of a lovely. Zesty fruit smell as well.
Is that acceptable? and then, Take a note from me
and I will come back for the other 25 at another time.
Oh, that sounds like a bargain and she sticks out the sticks.
Sticks out her hand. I I reach out a wing to shake
her kind of causes for a second. You look at her trying to
question whether or not she should pinch herself again and
then just shakes your wing wait and you feel animal.
Let me small twinge of energy leave her as the bracelet.
She's wearing lights up and you the the wing that your she's
being kind of tingles a little bit.
And where's the note? All right, so I reach back in my
bag again. And I pull out some parchment
and an Inkwell. And as opposed to just like
using a pen, I open it and just stick in like one claw and then
write the note with the name. What should I put?
My name? Should I just put cat?
Or should I put cat the chicken? Porridge can claw sticking.
I would put, I'm just gonna pipe up and put all and also your
human name because we don't know what's going to happen.
After. so, everybody's name and then I put down Wait, what did
you say to put down my my full name.
And what else? Your friend I'm in your human
name as it was before you became a chicken or someone from our
group who could come get them on your behalf.
Okay. So that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to put cat the chicken and then list all of my
companions just all of them for any of these standards.
Yeah, I mean that's the safe thing to do right?
You may pick up my order of 25 lavender candles.
Yeah, laughs. Is there anything?
Okay. Is there anything else besides
candles at the shop? I feel like you said, HomeGoods
yes, and I need to That is what what is above the thing is just
kind of home goods and you do your good your you see obviously
what is caught Roars, I was the pillows and and in the sign of
Home Goods cat had asked about the candles.
So you do some companions sustaining their chatting with a
with them and know sort of clothing.
No. Okay.
So you see some of that possible on the way, though.
Typical, are you looking for? I mean I'm wearing some pretty
not spectacular Garb right now. Something clean would be ideal.
Not quite a potato sack, but close.
Yeah, I'm looking very Dobby. The house elf.
The stand next to hers seem to be allocated to her as well, as
they as she pulls. Some of the candles out to give
to you cat after you write the note said down on it.
Just pulls some of the candles out from under the stand here.
I just start taking them one at a time and pushing them into the
little bag that the little like a shoulder bag that I'm wearing.
And her eyes just bulge even farther, but she keeps putting
the candles on the table for you to take after taking the gold
piece away. And okay good.
No you go ahead. Yeah.
I'm just going to keep slowly stopping them into my bag.
Okay. Andre Jackman, you're good,
you're good. I was just going to say that the
enemy may you see as your kind of coming around the corner
there around a large tree in the background, some more tense,
obviously, for where's of goods. But farther down in a striped
Tent is what looks like to be a individual reading, but also is.
Wall to wall. Some sort of clothing, you're
not entirely sure all the sorts but there's some fancier, some
nice, some not so nice. All it seems like everything in
between. As well.
I'm gonna I'm gonna see that and remember it and keep my eye out
here for an overall, still wants to buy some pillows and seeing
as how this lady, just tried to shiest cat out of money.
For Tallow candles, I'm going to hang back and make sure that
your oil gets the Our rural gets the pillows are looking for. and
after getting the whole 25, The term.
I'm essentially like thing for until has to fill up, happens in
that we woke up in. That's it.
That's nice. I'm picturing what you're
saying, but I'm trying to think of her response to what you
would, how you would have phrased it, I guess to who,
because it's like a room. Like, it maybe like handle room.
Now, each in that room full of pillows, like, kick it, with
people, like to the ceiling, the ceiling.
Yes. How would you get in?
You try, you crawl Buzz, I need you will not burn when I for
we'll bill candles today or I guess I could probably well, I
mean that's a lot I could I could probably go to the
warehouse cause of the way we all know.
Warehouse full of pillows. And yes, it has to this place.
Well, I can't take you to the place.
It's a it's it's a warehouse where we house our Wares and
it's not full of pathos as in might be presuming.
It is, it's just got a large area where we can fabricate a
large amount of pillows all it At once I see the question would
more or less be though? Where can I deliver such a thing
in how we just kind of scratching your head because I'm
guessing you said, 10 by 10, you probably need like 200 pillows.
If the of his normal variety, I could make some extra large
pillows and might be a little easier.
What if you did like a mix stir like Edge, pillows.
And then small was That might be doable.
I don't have any of the extra large pillows, but I could sell
you all of the pillows that I have now, if you weren't, yes.
Inclined to any particular color.
All of them. Ah, that's that sounds great.
It's going to be a copper separately.
Sure. Those aren't the pillows.
I was talking about telling you today.
I mean, if you know, someone knows what those are.
Somewhat harder to get rid of oddly enough.
I thought they would sell like hotcakes works wonders for me,
when the husband's away, but Hello.
Hello Dex, have you are we not talking about the same thing
now? It's oh, I'm very intrigued
again. Good magic.
I mean, if you can set it to reach eating them emails like
magic, I mean some wood and wait.
This is like a giant plush pillow, right?
Yes. So you see as she's kind of
moving some of the pillows towards you and said the cop of
peace and when you're talking about that pillow she'd grab one
out from behind the of the rest of the pillows that have been
kind of stuck away. That is the size of her
lengthwise and has An appendage, an extra appendage coming out of
it. That seems to be for the use
that she's talking about as well as she when she's grabbing it
from that angle, she points to his particular discolored spot,
that is as you realize a button and she presses it in the pillow
starts. In her hands.
I don't know if that wow. How much for these pillow,
flutter and Delight. This pillow.
It is at least a silver. Probably a gold for the
vibrating sort though. I will buy a one that will make
the whole room when it's full of pillow cause I all of the rest
of Europe in the enough to fill up the room for or off or pick
up, I can do such a thing, the extra-large pillows besides, I
mean, this one is not an extra-large Peleliu.
She's holding it and still vibrating it is rather medium
sized pillow, in my opinion and you see the appendage on it and
you can kind of question with what her idea of medium is, and
he sees, and she, as she's holding it and saying such, he
says, they'll large pillows would probably still run your A
silver piece. So we're talking you said ten by
ten and I had said, 200 of small pillows.
So if we have that size for the big pose and she's a really
likes thinking about it and probably like, well I'm sure if
you're working math with her, typically how many we need
Intriguingly watch them. Do math with her.
Either way, we can we get through this too.
I've just got a room full of pillow, those apps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you would have come to the
conclusion of just as you can give me 100 gold a call, it even
100 gold and you do not have to match.
My friend said, one upper people pillow 200-plus needed, total
total 100 copper pipe. He says he did not do any of the
large. It's several Hoots Market.
Apply lying. I was just stuck with the stand
today, I'm not used to such large orders, I apologize.
Just tell me what you don't know is this Hall?
Well, I mean the the odd pillows were my idea but this is
actually my friends business. Oh, where's your friend?
She's said she was called in sick.
And told me I could take and seal of the prophets.
I bought them like, I think she's having dinner with your
friends. That makes sense.
And swept, I will give you five pieces.
It's only two gold people pieces.
So you can extra so I can if you would sure.
Very nice and she just has her frustration kind of melts away.
She's like well thank you and sounds like a good deal to me.
I've sorry again about the frustration but in tired.
What if we tent? How crazy with your friend and
we would get back in there would just be no. well, the tent isn't
I guess games for sale, but she isn't really, I think, you know,
I think I would have to talk to her fourth and one She'd be left
you in charge, she did, but I think the goods were the only
thing that I was intended to sell.
Each. He said, he, physically more or
less, it's given me the Stall in the idea that I would come here
and open it up and sell the goods.
Huh, and what? Okay, but if that is your DC,
Asian advice for all of these pillows You're more than welcome
to as soon as you give me that five gold was it?
And she sticks out her hand. If I have hope.
And as you believe, well hand in her hand of the, with the five
gold, you feel the tingle run across to your arm.
I will add it to the note of That was it.
She scribbles down at the bottom of it, okay?
They owe you. Another bunch more pillows.
You have a bunch more pillows. That's not even gonna worry
about that every day. Either wesak, a pillow start
carrying them around on the penis pillow, while it's still
vibrating. I'm assuming, yep.
May I ask how this mechanism works.
Oh, right. The chicken talks.
Yeah. Basically, there's some sort of
magic that happens inside. I didn't ask the details, I do.
I just given the friend, the design and told her, I would
only take her ten ten percent of the profits for the things.
And handsome magic inside his what she proclaimed.
Mimi had to depart, but she said, if we find any clothes in
her size that are of forest like colors, they would like those.
Where was that? She's put it in a Discord, okay.
Okay, I'm in the wrong chat, that would be pie.
Would colors greens and Browns. Oh, I see.
She said Woods. Okay.
Alright, so now we're marching around the group of us.
There's one hi person. There are several tobaccy
carrying vibrating pillows, or is it just the wall?
I've got the one very liberating peplum are just like regular
pillows and then we're all just marching around as a group, love
it. Was Johnny joining us.
I think I heard him. Okay.
Can you tell him? But yeah, he's just too tired
and exhausted. No, that's fair.
I just wanted to check before I was because you, because you
guys are in the market. Now as it were, might be a good
place to call it for the night though, too, because you guys
are wandering down through it. And that way others that can
join back in have a chance for the market to and Think of more
things to buy that, give you some time to think of things to
buy. Because it, as you can tell,
this Market is your oyster a little bit.
How I generally run, most of my markets for your for your
information. Matt kind of like on here so I'm
going more meta but the markets are aren't usually markets that
usually just one individual. But always yeah.
He's our yeah, whatever you guys want, I will figure it out and
come to a deal of some sort. Got it.
Because man just talking a market doesn't doesn't really
help you guys and I'd rather than wasting everybody's time of
just putting a market. Therefore, no, but no real
purpose other than to go. Look at that.
Cool. I get that.
Thanks man. But I hope you enjoyed your
first session. I know that we're a little
sparse on people for the, for the good campaign.
It seems that it's been working out at way to that we play more
heavily in the evil campaign. But what's that?
Little one should be pretty amusing it that once I got a fun
character for that too. By the way, Matt, this is
Jessie, who's still on the line with us?
And I know I introduce you to Olivia and others that jumped on
was Zach as his name. I think know you guys don't
can't see all of that in this court obviously, but right got
it? It messed me Josh together.
So Gently invited me to join and we'll rounds up against Josh and
I went to school together to. But you know, like in high
school during the boring tag, exciting like capture higher
education, promise it was does not accept there were more
higher times that might be why it's called higher education,
but I don't think it was of the sort that Particularly
education. No.
Let us that is very true. Are we all right?
But it was fun. Are we all right?
But it was fun.