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Tara through the campaign. Many polos, you dirty dog.
The Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
A campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite Sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten.
And again the Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins,
turns. Hitherto we left our adventurers
known as the Shadow Seekers on the second level of Hell Lust,
where they found themselves after solving the next side in
the Tridecahedron. They narrowly escaped the astral
ship of Kai Shen from the 4th level to get the get here, but
now they find themselves in the blistering heat of of its
deserts. They'd first landed in front of
the desert Oasis the Crusty Mummy, which is the sign that
hungover the Tavern door and went inside to meet said crusty
mummy where Baust and Franklin immediately jumped down into the
center well inside of that establishment and meet the Frog
King where they make a deal to try and use his services as a
ferryman to get to the Demon Queen who guard or who who is
where. This where the seal of this
level of hell presides at click Cliff Castle.
After going to a abandoned ruins to as a favor for the Frog King,
they immediately clear the clear the whole tomb of all undead
mummies, get Bob a new body as a mimic, and loot the loot the
room where they find a chest of desire, which Faust uses the
first chunk of change that was in the in the chest to please he
could the the whole group with a helm of teleportation about a
day's ride from Click Cliff Castle.
They hurriedly asked Bob to turn into something to make their
passage a lot easier and go into the pocket Rocket, where they
start taking turns at the Chest of Desire to get to exchange
some of their amassing wealth for new items.
And Bob keeps walking through the desert to the point where he
finds something unusual, some sort of glyph on the ground
where as everybody exits the pocket rocket, Ezra triggers the
glyph and a message is transferred to Ash from her
family stating how the Kroy family has entered into a
bargain with the PNC to seed some of their lands in exchange
for a amicable trade trade and not to be fully taken over by
them. Trying to remember everything
else that was said during that. I think that was the main point
though. Oh, and after that vision
transpired and Agonon goes around one side of the megaliths
that stand stood around the glyph, sees something in the
shadows of the glyph or megalith.
And that's when everybody we started, we're about to start
combat is where we left off. So everyone ruled initiative.
But I guess we can hold that off for 1/2 second because we do
have somebody that jump off the table almost forgot.
Yeah, force them into combat level one day, one combat.
I mean, I hadn't survived a Kraken.
Yeah. Yeah, trial by fire.
Yeah. That's that's what's happening.
Yep, go. So long as it's not a Baylor,
it'll be OK. Oh yeah, you gotta say Baylor
'cause you can't say bowl or. So where'd it go now?
Here too, Kalimba, you find yourself from wherever you were
in your and whatever you were doing.
Your consciousness faded out from that point, and it fades
back into you standing on a enormous table with mundane
items which are the only key to you that you're on a table as
those items. You're taking in your sight in
the sights of a giant piece of paper that you're standing upon,
with other sheets right under that.
Some dice, coins, all larger than yourself, cards, keys,
book, candles. And then at the edge of the
table, it transitions into that starry, vast expanse that seems
to go on endlessly. What do you do?
First I've taken the environment, wondering how I got
so small compared to the rest of the items, and then I walk over
to the six of hearts and run my hands across the card examining.
Roll an investigation if you would.
How do I do that again? It's under skills where you'll
find your modifier and then you roll AD 20 and add that
modifier. I have a warning in my paint
like with the modifier so. 'Cause I rolled the two in my
modifiers this morning. Oh, you rolled the two in your
OK, so the six of heart under your hand seems to hum with
excitement, but as your hand rushes across it, that humming
chimes down and it it changes to a two of hearts.
I'll go admire the D six that is on the table and investigate
that. Large, but this is one of the
items that isn't larger than yourself, but it still stands,
you know, a good three feet up. It's about.
Three. No.
I get the partner to order off on my screen.
The. Oh, I can.
I can do that. I have it up because we're about
to go into that. But anyhow, yeah.
So you go over and if you want to roll investigation, please do
and. Elaborate.
Elaborate however you'd like. How?
How might you be investigating it?
I'm running my hand along the numbers, admiring the gold trim
that the numbers are going with. And as your finger traces them,
they shimmer in the candlelight, and with the Starlight above,
seem to take on a a light of their own, slightly emanating
the light out, out, out of the dice.
I would like to try to push the dice off of the table.
Fido, did you say fish? Push.
All right, that would be, that
would be a strength check. 19. How are you trying to get it off
the table? You're succeeding.
Rolling it. Rolling it just slowly Or are
you like or? Or off of the table pretty much.
OK. So you're able to get it up on
its on one of its sides because you said rolling it first.
And as you do, you can kind of feel the weight is balanced on
the edge and you just brace yourself and push and it rolls
over end over end all the way off the edge of the table out
into space and continues to keep rolling out into space and seems
to keep it's slows down slightly as it gets farther away, but
it's it's moving at a pretty good click away from you and the
table. It slows down.
Yeah. And then the and the and the dye
seems to take on a bit more of the essence of the starry void
on all sides so that it it. Says void has friction.
What it does it? Just eats whatever's out there.
In awe. Fraction.
In awe of the dice now taking on the more galactic look, I
naively without an absent mindedly walk off the table
trying to get closer to the die. Oh, so you're just like, did you
say absent mindedly walk off the edge?
Is that what you said? Yeah, OK.
But you're like. On Rainbow Rev. So like you're,
you're just staring at the die, absolutely walking.
And as you take that first step off of the edge of the table,
you feel a sudden fall, as as if you were going down a, you know,
off the edge of a Cliff. But as you do, the embrace of
the void seems to carry you towards the dice.
It almost seems like you're being pulled along with it even
though you're falling down and your consciousness dissipates
and you are nothing for a for a bit.
And then your consciousness comes back abruptly because you
are standing now what looks like in front of a a a bar like a
standing bar that doesn't seem to be any chairs.
There's a chest just behind you and a goblin that pokes their
head up on the other side of the barn and bar and goes I.
Haven't seen you around here. Right here.
Oh, the inner. Sanctum.
Introduce myself. I'm Kalimba.
I'm from foods. I live in a hot screen, you
know, like that's where I grew up.
Can you tell me a little bit about what this place is?
And as you're saying that too, you notice that there's a torque
necklace that has come in around your your neck and there is a
larger than necessary 6 sided die on your left just beside
you. And before the goblin can
respond, from your torque comes a a gruff kind of slurred speech
of that's not in your mind. It's coming out of the necklace
it seems like. And it just goes, finally, this
is getting boring, just sitting here down myself and not having
anyone to fucking talk to. And you shouldn't go outside, by
the way. You probably don't know what
that means, but whatever. I'm Annie Polis.
Welcome to hell. I mean this tracks I guess.
I was already exploring here before trying to find my parents
so it's not really much of A change of scenery for me, but
could you tell me a little more about what this building I am
is? And at that point, he seems to
just kind of hush the voice from the the necklace.
And the goblin looks around and he kind of whispers, he's like,
you might want to take that off. Everybody else has at least.
That that's the God. Of manipulation that's talking
to you through that thing, says the goblin.
But then he raises his voice and he's like.
Oh yeah, you're in the puck. You're in the pocket, Rocket.
And that's like, I don't know, I not too real good with magics
and stuff, but basically it's a safe place that I'm guessing
you're joining the crew of the shadow seekers.
That's that that run the joint. The shadow who unfamiliar.
Yeah, they're not super well known yet on any amount of
levels, I guess. But well, yeah, they're they're
a group of rabble rousers that seem to be breaking the seals of
hell. And when I've taken us along for
the ride said that we would find a safe place.
So like the rest of. The.
Close goblin community that are here are upstairs mostly doing
the do well and. And glib glorb.
And he just sticks out his like he looks like he struggles on
top of a box to get to the to the top of the counter and reach
across stick out their hand. I very daintily shake his hand
before taking in my surrounding. And can you, could you tell me a
little more about who the like what the Shadow Seekers goals
are to your knowledge? I mean, to my knowledge, they
they want to get out of hell, which is pretty much anyone's
goal. That's in hell, right?
I mean my goal is to go deeper in and find my parents because I
still haven't found them or at least their souls.
But I mean whatever would it would be the safest route for
me? They're pretty strong.
I mean, they've, they've, they've.
Defeated a few, a few. Hefty fellas, but could you roll
me a reception check? That's under skills check,
right? I don't quite think so.
I think that one's. Oh, I thought it would.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
It is. I got a 17.
Nice, you realize the while the while you're talking to the
goblin, its hands in one of your pockets and it just looks at you
wide eyes before pulling its hand back slowly and showing
that it's empty. I very firmly slap the goblin on
the wrist. Wrist that ends.
So that is no way to be treating a guest and let alone a lady.
Sorry, we don't have much Die hard.
But yeah, I don't even remember what your question was.
Could you tell me a bit more about what the Shadow Seekers
goals are and why I'm here exactly?
If you have the answer to that a little more sternly, really.
Don't have the the answer to why you're here.
I just I assumed you're joining them, but I tried.
Well, I don't. Their goals are their own.
Other than getting us out of here, we wouldn't really ask too
many questions. Could you tell me more about how
I could go about meeting said shadow seeker?
He goes below the bar and pulls out a charm that looks like it
can be affixed to a necklace and he's and it looks like a the the
poop emoji. You would.
You may not recognize it as Kalimba, but it definitely looks
like a a a steaming pile of poo, but in a flat shape and gold.
I wonder if this one's missing a foot.
He had hands in pockets. I wonder if he's missing a foot?
And he says if you if you fix this to that necklace you got
there, you you should be able to meet them.
They should be just outside of the the safe zone here.
But I don't know if you want to do that.
Manny Polis usually does have his reasons.
And he and that's when the necklace chimes back in.
He goes, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't really recommend it.
You might just, you might just relax here and explore some of
this space. They've got a lot going on here.
I can't really talk to him though.
You, Manny, Polis says. I accept the charm from the
goblin and decide to look around a bit, turning to look at the
chest that sits directly behind me and investigate that.
I assume you go through the process of checking to see if
it's unlocked and if it opens and what's inside.
All right, so you open it and you see a heaping pile of
platinum and silver that doesn't quite go to the IT doesn't go to
the brim any longer. It looks like it's been sort of
picked over, but of a coinage sort.
Some of bars, actually. Actually, I think I said most of
them were bars. Yeah, mostly bars.
Bars of the material, not like coins.
I picked a bar of platinum up and admire it before gently
sitting back in the box and closing it before going to
explore the hallway to my right. You.
I was trying to see if I could add the but I guess maybe I
didn't add it ever add the poo symbol as an actual item.
Maybe I should do that. Anyways, you are in a chamber,
you realize as you're looking around and above you there's
this kind of fairy dancing light that seems to be hanging down
from a walkway that you see some dust beating skipped over every
now and again. As you you're guessing the
goblins that the other one mentioned before upstairs are
moving about and I say upstairs, but there doesn't seem to be any
stairs up there. There does seem to be two carts
that are attached to a sets of track that look like they are
able to go up and down. And that first chamber that
you're in is kind of got a conical bee beehive shape.
And as you walk down the connecting corridor, you see
another beehive shape that takes up the takes up the the next
room. And there's one more that's
further down the way that you can hear just this ever so
splashing of waves and some other foliage and and life that
seemed to be coming from that direction.
I'll walk further into the second word and.
The first. Thing that we the table.
That's your you might be looking at the table at first, but as
you even get to right there, you hear behind you just this
clattering of, of like. And you look over your shoulder
to see these, this amalgam of bones and mass that are
clattering against a cage, seeming to try to get out.
But every time something falls off of it, like a like a, a
skull or a femur or something, it falls to the ground and
slinks back up into the cage and just beside the table.
As you turn back at your head around, you probably realize
that there are giant crickets. It appears they're larger than
you. They're about 10 feet long.
At least one of them is and they seem to be doing experiments at
the table in front of them and some on at the table that you're
looking at. Little lab coats on.
I do not little anymore. I'm not going to actually do
this like in real life for the role play, but I do a
stereotypical horror movie screen before sprinting back in
the first room and. Over the core.
And then? Over a an eyeless corpse of
Tentacle Monster 2. And scream Get Me Out of here
before turning to look back at the gobbler.
It's not letting me move my character.
Hold on, I got. To I got you.
So you move, you move back into the room where the goblin is and
you scream that are you touching the poop symbol Any that at that
point. So just with that alone you
wasn't that wasn't that fully explained to you?
So you feel your yourself and you can see down at your legs to
1st turning into this purplish smoke with these glittering
glyphs in them and before your whole body's engulfed and turned
into that same type of smoke and the next thing you know you
were. There we go.
In a blistering heat of a desert that washes all over you and
standing probably. Probably like right here,
closest to the 'cause I think Franklin, you still have the OR
actually, I think Ash has the pocket rocket right now, if I
remember correctly. But you guys see?
Am I still chilling on Camel Bob's back?
Yeah, it would be where it would be.
I think Camel Bob went back into the pocket rocket at one point
too to get you guys. Yeah, he did pop back in, so I
guess that means it would have been sitting on the ground for a
second. OK.
I normally hold on to it, but whoever has it, we're all right
here. More or less clustered, except
for Ezra, who's a little bit farther out from you guys.
So that works and you. We don't, we don't, we don't
give the pocket rocket to Ezra and we don't know where it will
be the. Next.
Day exactly and you guys guys immediately lose the so agonon
disappears into non existence so.
Oh shit. But otherwise, everyone else
that's on the map, I think is here now, Now, now I can turn
this turn tracker on and get over to this other screen and
ask initiative. Yeah.
If I cut out this mean I'm just losing service.
I'm currently driving through Kansas on a cross country road
trip to move, so don't wait for me if I cut out.
OK. 40 you should be good. Oh, we're on 70.
OK, I can't guarantee anything. Yeah, DM me.
Yeah. So Yep, it was Agonon who seen
the thing on the other side. So I'll give you that
description. Agonon, before you poof out of
existence. If you wanted to relay that
message before you, you do that. You you see into the shadow of
the monolith, this skulled face in every, every monolith.
Not in the monolith, sorry. It's in the shadow of the
monolith that just seems to peer it at you out of the shadows.
And that's that's probably when you would poof out of existence.
So basically right before he fades, he shouts something about
like, look like look at the shadows or they're in the
shadows and that's when he gets out.
Or does he have time? Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
That's why I was giving you the opportunity that you had, that
you have time to shout that. So guys, there's, we got company
back here, Skeleton something. They're they're hiding out in
the shadows. And he kind of like, gingerly
takes a few steps back. But as you're.
Guessing. Yeah, I'm guessing.
Those channels. Like take some.
Yeah, that would work. But yeah, I'm going to need
initiative roles from everyone. OK.
Now to great advantages. Let's go, initiative.
I have a terrible, terrible, terrible initiative.
Let's go. I I got a 21 so my.
Mama got a point, too. Noise, Mama.
Always beat me. He's always beat me, Jesus.
Been working on that initiative many moons.
You got me by this, You got me by one, Mama, you got me by one.
This time, it's closer. What was yours Kalimba again,
because I think I heard 21 for OK, so it was both 21.
OK, I just making sure I didn't miss here and I was going back
through. I was like, oh wait, I just like
as it kicked in. That would put Faust going
first, surprisingly, with A20 freaking 7.
And at that point when? I have a + 9.
It's not that surprising. Mommy's is a + 11 if I remember
correctly. Mommy's significantly higher
level than me. Yeah, absolutely.
Anyways, has an advantage you, you do see after Agonon's
warning in the shadows of the monoliths, these figures that
are more or less bone, but also kind of these here, I'm just
going to put them on the it's going to be easier.
Here we go. More bone for the bone farm.
So so Full disclosure, I don't have my computer so I have D&D
Beyond on my phone so I am not seeing the map.
So if I don't move, that's why. OK, yeah, boys, I'm I'm going to
do this so that it helps anyone that doesn't see that too.
That's her in order. It's like taking up half of my
screen, so I'm trying to figure out what to do with it.
Yeah, I can't like minimize it. I can own only either close it
or open it. But it is helpful whenever we
are in these turn based situations.
I know. You should be able to move it
around or make it smaller because it never has taken up
half of my screen. That's a.
That's on the phone.
Yeah, I agree it's annoying. I'm just saying for for the map
I'm just seeing like black and white like texture, red and
black texture not found like. Yeah, that that's not going to
help anyways then I I did see that when it loaded in it did
show up like that to me weirdly, but it fixed itself immediately.
But also at that point to the glyph that you're standing on,
Ezra alights with flame around it and so does the entire and
cropping breeding, not just a a flight like a a light flame.
It's almost a a shadow seems to appear in the in the flames.
It's it's like a a smoky hued flame that covers the whole area
you guys are in. Ezra looks at it.
Are you stopping me from getting to the door?
They, they make no response. They, they just, they're just
preparing. It looks like readying to attack
you, but it is Faust's turn. Who?
All right, what would it be to try and identify these sons of
bitches? What am?
I looking at you could either do a nature or a history or
potentially a religion. We'll we'll shoot with Religion
26. Very nice.
You know that these are emissaries of demons that are
sent out to capture people and bring them back on demons
commands. They only answer to overlord
demons and they do not speak they on their mission so.
We've gotten somebody's attention.
Fun. OK, there's this vast up.
Does he's a? Verdict out loud that we've got.
Do I learn anything about their immunities or anything that or
do I know anything about their immunities?
Isn't that a specific spell or something too that you'd have to
cast to do something like that? I don't believe so.
That's one of the beautiful. I'm maybe I'm just too used to
Pathfinder. That's where you identify stuff
about monsters that's kind of their audience combat.
That's a Ranger ability, generally an ability, yeah.
Ranger ability. Well, we're going to.
Learn stuff about them. Well I mean well depending on
the DC that the DM checks and they can also give lore that
way. I would I would.
I would say that you know for sure that they come from a
colder and more decrepit portions of hell, and as I
stated, they they do not speak and have no intentions of
speaking it looks like. Well, we're going to fish for
some damage. So you're do I not have fireball
prepared? Really.
Am I even getting some more?
Information on my tongue. Am I even playing a wizard?
OK, Scorching Gray, it is third level.
No, we'll just do second level. I'm going to shoot a scorching
rate each one. That's not how that works. 17 on
the 1st for yeah. That'll hit.
The second. That'll hit.
And 14 on the 3rd, that's going to do the three that are here
with me. The 14th team does not.
Yep. OK, I'm assuming that's going to
be the one that's farther away from you.
So let's see here. Did it roll damage it?
It rolls on my side it looks like but I'm not sure if I'm
understanding it properly because the first one was a four
and then. I rolled it, yeah 4 damage but
then it does this stuff. I'm confused.
I think I see the four, the four, and then a seven.
It looks like. Yeah.
And then and then 7. Plus I'm confused.
Yeah, I don't know why it. Oh, it's oh, I see.
That's so that'll be thirteen since it's a crit, it's.
You oh OK. Yeah, rolled.
What you mean a 14? No, the second one was a crit.
No, I'm sorry, sorry. I'm I mean this.
Do you do? Rolled Oh OK, add.
Or do you? I've, I've, I've done it both
ways. I've done it both ways.
You if it, I think you would prefer it, at least in this
instance, to take the seven and the six, I would guess.
I'd rather take the seven and double it, but.
Oh well, and and if that's the case, then yeah, it that's fine.
14 for the second one then, and if swapping 4 for the first one
they seem to strike true and there's a solid.
Dunk, dunk. As they hit but it doesn't it
does it does singe them and charge some of the fabric that
they've got inner sparsed in between.
I just looked at my other screen where Jesse just posted that and
I couldn't stop myself from laughing.
Sorry, I probably should have waited in post.
That's so stupid, Has. Been linked.
Andrew's going to put a key in a box.
Anyways, but yeah, so they seem to take, they seem to take
dance, but not that much you can tell.
And immediately the first one closest to you responds with
what looks like one of its hands, because it has probably
about four of them. But it shoots one of the hands
off like it it it projectile shoots it off at you and.
OK. And it tries to for a 22 to hit.
My AC is 17, so that sounds like a great time to make use of the
shield spell. Yeah, boy.
Can't touch it. Isn't that increase your AC by a
little? Bit but let me make check my I
have another feat. I have a built in feature that
does something somewhere else if I can use that rather than you
say you got a 21. 22. 22 yeah, then I'll use.
I'll need shield to do that. I want a cash yield.
And. Brings my AC to 23.
Nice. No no it doesn't it so I don't
cash yield because it will bring it to 22.
Never mind. Yep, meets it, beats it.
Well hope he has to roll twice. He has disadvantage on attacking
me Cape with the Mott bunk. Not Mott bunk, whatever it is,
just displacement Cape. Oh, OK.
Yeah, yeah. 22 is still the high at the low number.
He rolled higher than 22. You get a 24.
All right, this is going to suck to be fast.
All right? All right, Yeah.
Online wizard, that is. So you I'm guessing is the
shield. The shield spells a reaction.
I'm guessing you're. Doing that, I'm not going to use
that because the shield spell doesn't protect me here.
OK, so you're just not going to use it.
I got it. That's fair.
You see the hand come the claw shoot out and grab a hold of
your torso basically and squeeze.
Oh target, it is creature bone. Claw.
And bless you and you're now grappled.
Currently that's A at the end of its turn I'm trying to remember.
Reminders are all 10 feet around me, +5 to your saves.
OK. And then it pulls you in in
towards it. It says up to 10 feet.
So let me just confirm God. Damn.
Is this a reaction? Yes, this is all reaction.
Oh fuck. OK.
Hey, 3 feet. Big boy is.
I'm so confused. So Faust attacked and then there
was a the. The creature responded with a
attacking in kind with something called a reaction you get.
So just for your sake on your turn economy and as you're
learning here, you're I'm sure you'll ask again, but you have
an action, a bonus action, movement, and a reaction.
The reaction you can only use once per round, but the action
and bonus action you can use on your turn and same with the
movement. Only reaction on my sheet says
opportunity attack which I don't know what that is.
That is in particular, if you're near a creature and you try to
move away from it. If you're within striking
distance that usually 5 feet of the of of some creature that can
take an opportunity attack and you move out of that range, they
have a chance to strike you. If they do the same.
Well, I was just pointing out if that.
Happens. Yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll point
it out. I'm just, I'm just giving you an
overview before so you can kind of look at your sheet and maybe
put some ideas to your thoughts on your turn.
You got a little Wiles off here, so you'll see some better
examples. Faust, that was your action, I
believe. Did you have a bonus action?
I was going to use my movement action to move, but I guess I'm
grappled now. You can roll to escape the
grapple at this point, but. Is that not an action?
I would consider it it, yeah, I was trying to figure that out.
In the meantime, I can't. I couldn't figure it out.
You normally it's either the way you roll this is either it's an
action to escape a contested strength check again.
Then it must be. Or Dax.
Or you could do it as a spell effect and allow him a check at
the end of his turn. But.
I believe it's your choice. Yeah, I, I, I believe it would
be the action. I think you were correct.
That's what I was trying to remember when I was doing it,
but Yep. Boys are strong.
Love to see it. But are they Ezra and Mommy
Strong to be? US.
Well, they're clearly, I guess we're going to find stronger
now. I guess I'm just holding my
reaction to pop shield whenever it will save you from something,
all right. So.
So then it's so then, then it's mommy's turn, right?
Yeah, whoever's next. All right.
As for you're on deck, what's your question?
So you said a reaction can only be used once around is around,
like after everybody goes and then it.
Yes, that is correct. And then around is made-up of
individual turns. Everybody gets a turn and
around, yeah. Yep, Yep.
What I thought but I was just double checking.
Yep, Yep. Mommy, what you doing?
Oh, it's time for axes. Don't.
Forget the magic word, the. Magic word.
Rage. Oh yeah, I should probably look
at that. So I.
Should probably think about raging most unrefined.
Rage also gives you an attack bonus.
Yeah. And damage resistance as well.
Yeah, advantage on strength checks and saving throws, plus 3
melee damage, resistance to damage I can't cast or
concentrate. Oh, no.
All of the spells I have I can't use.
OK, yeah, I'll rage. It's a bonus action.
Since there aren't. It doesn't look.
So I'm looking at the image that you or the screenshot you
posted. Josh, it's very helpful.
Thank you. So I guess I'm going to focus on
one of these guys. So I am raging and so I'm going
to use. The.
Bejeweled. Since not the hand axes, I'm
going to use the bejeweled. Great acts of.
Justice and swing, I guess I have to walk her first, which I
should have plenty of. Breach.
See I'm going to walk towards the one that's to the east until
I'm within 5 feet and I have like 40 movements.
I should be well able to do that, and I'm going to take a
big old swing at that bad boy. The one that I'm is grappling
Faust it I'm guessing the one on the far.
OK, do you have A and? A swing for a 19 to hit?
Do I have a What? That that definitely hits.
Do you have a preference on what side of the the monster you're
standing on? From Faust on Faust.
'S right, so Faust is like, I'm assuming it's a bear hug.
The monster has him like in a bear hug.
He has him in like a chain, like a bone chained grasp, like
there's a claw at the end of this chain that pulled back into
itself. So the chain is already back
inside the monster at this point, if that clarifies the
things. No, so fast is so one side or
fast is like like drastically in front.
More towards the right you guys. I put another picture up to kind
of describe to you better. He's he's a little bit off to
the right side of the monster. It had used it well.
It's left side 'cause it's facing you guys, he's.
To the east, yeah. OK, yeah, no, I'm going to try
to get on the other side. I'm not trying to hurt to hurt
fast. I will move to the opposite side
of fast and I'm going to. How tall is this thing?
They stand at probably around your height, 8 feet or so.
OK, I'm going to try real hard to try to behead this thing.
I don't know if that's feasible, but maybe if I roll real high?
Yeah, got to roll that damage. Oh. 30 no, that's mine damage.
I haven't rolled damage yet 'cause I'm trying to look at all
the 'cause this this weapon has a bunch of attunements.
These aren't. Are these undead?
They are if. I hit an undead with this
weapon, I take necrotic damage and the target regains hit
points. That's not cool, OK.
Wait. That's not good.
Wait, how much exactly? What's?
The. Verbiage.
We could. We could abuse the fuck out of
this, you and me. If you hit an undead with this
weapon, you take 1D ten 1D10 necrotic damage, so I guess that
should be two D 10 and the target regains that many hit
points if this necrotic damage reduces you to zero hit points.
But jeweled great acts of just justice devours your soul when
it when it it when it devours the soul.
The Bejeweled Great Acts of Justice grants me temporary hit
points equal to the slain creatures hit point maximum.
I have a very similar weapon. Yeah.
All right, so. So I'm not sure about any of
this. But I'm just going to.
Necrotic damage. So if you had the ring of shared
suffering, then you hit me, I would regain my health
automatically. You would take 1D ten, 1D10
necrotic. Half of that would get
transferred to me. I'm resistant or immune to
necrotic, which would reduce that.
We could create an infinite health pool.
Just you continue beating the shit out of me.
I feel like that'd be pretty satisfying to mommy, knowing
that they're not going to kill you, right?
It's just like a God damn. It have it.
Have at it. You know, just like I get it.
You're angry. Go for it.
That's fine. OK.
Sorry. I'll shut up.
No, you're good. So I did 14 damage.
I'm going, I'm trying to go, oh, I went to ashes.
That's why I couldn't find the freaking I need to go to mommy.
I love that your character token on DND Beyond is still the one
that Cassidy drew. Or is that that might have?
Been. A Jesse drawn too, actually.
Just yeah, Jesse drew it. Yeah.
It's the best depiction. True old credit justice here.
We go +3 the attack extra D8 of 4 is going to hit.
OK, Yeah. You also have some abilities
that you can you can do with the axe.
I'm just just was reminding you if you hit yeah.
So so I already did a bonus action rage.
Oh, I also get plus weight. I might have actually gotten
that was 9 + 5. What would the the five?
No, I think actually there's more than 14.
Yeah, 'cause there's the, there's.
Rage I get +3 so it should be 17.
There we go. I was trying to find some more
damage for you because I knew there was some more damage in
there. OK, it does not take off its
head with 17 damage it will get. Multiple attacks.
Yes, it will. Yeah, you could.
You could swing again. Oh yeah, I can attack twice too.
I have an extra attack feet shirt.
Feet. Kill him.
Swing again and I got 26 to hit. Oh, that'll do it.
Wait with. Wait.
Oh man, 9 damage. I wrote a one.
This is the same portal that Ash's mom talked to them
through, right? And OK, so should we just submit
to these guys if their intent is to take us away from here?
Because if they're, if they're connected to Ash's mom and Ash's
mom and is a is an ally, why are they attacking us?
They didn't answer answer's question.
They must die. It did not take off its head
still yet you you did a substantial sum though, and you
probably it pulled back probably at the last second just to move
its neck and you got it your axe, you broke a you broke quite
a few ribs off of it. Didn't speak, put it that way.
What? Yes.
What? It's flashing.
Oh, you said something. I asked a minute ago.
It that those demons, they don't speak.
Oh no, they do not. OK.
But they came in at the same time as Ash's mom's thing.
And what did she say? Did she say she was getting us
out of here? Or Because these things hunt
people down and bring them somewhere, right?
That's their purpose. That's, well, we wouldn't know
Ghost, because Faust didn't say out loud.
Yeah, my mom said that they had been approached by the NPC and
they negotiated for some of our lands and that they were going
to give my family a place of honor in the new world.
And I don't think we got to talk about any details about that.
But she didn't say. I didn't write it down if she
said it, but she didn't say that these were her guards or her
demons or anything like that. You did not.
Kill them. I mean better safe than sorry if
they're not going to talk and we can't get any information out of
them. And I mean they do have a hold
of one of our companions right now and I'm guessing I'm not
friendly manner we should take them out.
Yeah, my thinking was they had some like they grapple you and
then they teleport to location. So.
As I heard they didn't answer his question and something about
taking something from Ash's mom. They're dead.
They're dead now. That was action, bonus action
and move most of your movement. I'm assuming you're not trying
to move away from this thing. So done with your turn, mommy.
Yes. All right, Ezra, with Kalimba on
deck. Ezra rage transforming into
werewolf mode and he is going right to this guy right over
here and he's going to hit him really, really hard.
Do I want to use someone? You guys should post get the
ring so shared suffering and turn me into a.
Battery. Yep, now it's time to hit 14.
That makes me sad. Does not hit.
Extra attack please let me punch him in the face. 28 to.
Punch. That'll do it.
That makes Ezra very happy and then he is going to because one
thing, and I roll it +7. Let's see, 15 plus Rage is 18
and he is 18 damage. You get a sizable and that's
all. Is that all bludgeoning or was
some of that necrotic? Or.
That's all. That's all Ezra.
Yeah.
I can't do my other thing because that requires me to
bonus action again. So I had to.
I have to transform and then I can do the fun thing.
But yeah, but all you hear is no touch.
Ash Mama stuff leg into this thing.
And you get a nice rib bone in your ripped off it maybe for
later. Oh, definitely.
Is that? Is that your turn then?
Let's see, Bonus action, Move, attack, attack.
Yep, that's it for him. All right, Kalimba.
OK, where is he at on the mouth? I can't find it.
If you're looking at the image I sent because I know you were
having trouble otherwise, you should.
See, I can see, I can see the monsters and I can see our
pirate characters. I just can't see like the actual
map or the portal with me. The portal is that red glowy
thing that was in that image that I sent with like a.
Like I can see on my screenshot what what it looks like for me.
Hold up. Oh I was saying if you go to
discord I sent a a chat picture for you.
I was. Trying to watch it updated but
like I can see the characters move I just can't see any
background or anything like I can see.
That is weird. Like this.
That's what it looks like for me.
That is. Weird do.
You see the other image I sent sent in chat though.
Yes, I do. Where is he at?
Like which monster is he at before I?
Ezra went to the middle one. The top, middle one or the
bottom? Yeah, Top.
OK so does it cost me a turn if I equip A dagger from my bag
like the wheel daggers like how does that?
What is that? I would I wouldn't say so.
I've always assumed that it's a free action because you're we're
talking we're talking about weapons here.
If it was something like that, you were getting out like a like
a like AI don't know like an A bigger thing, but your weapons
are on you and I'm assuming they're all holstered.
Or achieved so that you can quickly access them.
The only stuff that I have in my inventory equipment wise are
calligraphy supplies, a liar, 5 daggers and a sphere.
Yeah, but I have. Yeah.
If you had to like, if you had to like put on armor, that would
be a different discussion. But if we were talking just like
the weapon, I'm assuming you have that readily.
Just the weapon I just want to do with my daggers so my armor,
my AC goes up. Alright, gotta get you.
We gotta get you some stuff. You.
OK, so. Is anyone shouting advice
because that is also a free action is speaking.
This. New person has appeared behind
us or are we just like? Absolutely, absolutely.
They're proof. There was a proof of purple
smoke as Agonon was disappearing that that popped up right next
to Ash and Franklin, who would definitely notice without a
doubt. Can I yell at him and be like go
back into the pocket, rocket to that chest and ask for a instant
fortress? This is going to suck.
I mean, I do, I do have a living gold on me so.
I could that's there's a whole box of gold in there.
Just go up and ask the box for something.
I mean, that's up to you if you want to see here and pluck at
things, but that or get close to us so that you are not the
target. I don't remember which one you
are. How many?
Like would I waste my turn going
back in? Like how would that work?
Yeah, it would be your turn going back in.
You were pretty close to it, so you could still use your
movement and your action at this point to go open the box and
request the item. It would probably take until
your next turn till you see a result from the the request, but
that would be. I want, I want to do that and I
want to request how much would dual wield fans with like
Pauline well that I can call back to me if I throw them.
How much would that cost be it? Was just going back to the
instant fortress 'cause that was shouted too, but I'm going to.
You had posted it was like 4 or 5 grand for the fans.
I cannot no for the instant fortress.
So you don't. Have to waste.
Your time. Yeah, if you wouldn't mind for
that. I'll pay for it.
Oh, here we go. Well, can I request?
Can I request both with that just like where do I get a pick
one? I did a money you said we like
you said there. Was a full of money.
Yeah, there the chest still hasn't has gold and platinum in
it, so. No, I only request both the fans
and the instrument or OK. What else can I request while
I'm on this topic? Well, this is the chest.
Just this is the chest of desire.
So you're probably unaware, but you could do you, you could
experiment some more with it. But I think for your turn, I
mean, that's probably adequate. And then you can see what
happens with those requests that you just requested and think
about what other things you might want, I guess out of the
chest if there's anything left. OK, so we got this.
Yes, that's what I want to do. OK.
Well then it would be the first one's turn that has a hold of
Faust and mommy is attacking. Oh shit, it's going to vanish,
isn't it? Save him.
Then they're safe to, don't worry.
Yeah. Probably.
One for each of US, 12345 plus one.
I'm going to need a oh, it's 15 feet.
Let's see here. I think that's still everyone.
Oh no, Franklin and Ezra would be safe.
But it still does hit ash. See if I can do this.
Oh no. Where is it?
Oh, it's this thing, right? No, this thing.
It turns into a smoky cloud that expels out, not violently, just
this that kind of flows out around from it as it turns into
shadows, taking Faust with it. Yep.
Oh shit. That's what I thought was going
to happen. Don't get grappled, bitches.
That or they were sent to bring us to your parents.
So does that mean we should just run up and hug them?
I don't, that's why I was asking you about your interaction,
because they were sent, they showed up when when we hit the
button, right? That's how.
They appeared. Are your parents demons?
Because they also said they only respond to high level demons.
Well, they made a Her parents made a deal with the PNC.
Yeah, so maybe she made a deal with the PNC to also retrieve
us, but we're not going to get to.
Glit Castle that I. Really want to miss out.
So I'm going to need. It just doesn't happen.
Would I be aware like if we had demon servants or anything like
that in the past? Not to your aware, not that
you're aware of, no. I speak their language so I can
speak to them. Well, they don't speak.
Fuck I. Gotta eat one of.
Their brains. I'm going to need a Constitution
saving throw from Ash Mame Faust.
Ash gets +5. OK.
Yeah, those 3 Ash. Mommy, wait. 15 feet each
creature 15 feet. OK, so I'm going to say that
that's from where it started. What does it say?
Wait, what? Constitution saving throw DC-14.
But against what? The the cloud of smoke that
poofed around after it as as it disappeared.
Oh, so it's a 15 foot radius cloud?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying that it it is 'cause it doesn't
doesn't describe whether or not that it's 'cause it just says 15
feet when it's this is used. So I'm assuming I have.
That generally. Yeah.
For us to be teleported, does everything within 15 feet get
teleported or watching the. Point of the cloud.
It just is doing damage if it if you do not succeed.
Well. What kind of damage?
Necrotic. Oh, OK.
I got a piece together. You're still you're still good
Columba. You're not with inside of that
because you're inside the pocket rocket.
You're safe right now. Yeah, I know I'm probably
showing you still on the screen, but I just wanted to clarify.
But you you beat it and it doesn't say that you would take
half damage. So that isn't that is a sinker
suck. So it it you don't you probably
just get a little bit of a cough from it.
Ash, though, it looks like did not save whereas Faust did, so
Fousted. Ash add her +5.
Oh. Yeah, I would have had a 14.
Meets it beats it, so everyone's OK, they just get a slight
little bit of a for a second, like you just breathed in a
cloud of soot and ash. For a second, my crickets cover
her mouth to protect her from like the the soot.
Like a hand covering someone's mouth.
I've got you. And.
I'd give you a thumbs up. I'm saying that Columbus hair
hot of bugs just for fun. So when she ran away in the
beginning, it wasn't that she was running away from the
tentacle creature, it was from the giant laboratory cricket.
Oh yeah, those are the creatures that are all around me.
You're surrounded by them. I am covered in a cloud of of in
a 5 foot cloud. Around me is a swarm of insects
that look exactly like the ones that you saw, but smaller.
So Kalimu, we would want to stay at least 10 feet away from you.
I guess you don't even know what any of us look like, but we can
do that later. ESRAM.
Very vaguely described. 18 to hit.
Jacob like to the way he describes Ezra.
I. Don't know if he's here.
Oh, he's muted if he. Is no my voice is really bad
shot right now. It's like hurting to talk loud
enough to be heard. Oof, what was for Ezra?
18 to hit OH. Hell no you.
Have a high AC? Nice.
Ezra has a 22 one second. Are you a battle dog?
Are you wearing armor? No.
Dex operation. And ceremony.
Oh that's right, you stacked items to get a high AC.
Yep. I forgot about that so we can do
that I'm going to leave them there actually so five
10/15/2025 hesitantly the one the creatures seem to be moving
in on your eyes location 20. That first one was a was another
claw attack. Even though you're right there,
Ezra, it didn't shoot out to towards you.
It just tried to grab you with that claw and it doesn't seem to
grab purchase. OK.
And then the one that hesitantly stepped out from behind is going
to try and hit Ash here for 15. So it is trying to hit and do
damage. The claw, the claw shoots out.
I'm just using hit as a general term.
Yeah, it's actually shooting a claw out to grab you is what's
happening. Worst mistake it's ever made.
And one towards Franklin from the other side as it moves
closer for a 17. That messes.
I'm so undecided. I have so many questions to ask.
Yeah, I'm really curious. I'm like, are they, are they
taking us somewhere we want to go or are we like going to get
into something bad or even worse than this?
I don't. Just a general question.
Then there's a 27 for Franklin 27.
Yeah, sorry. 27 will hit. You feel the claw around you.
I'm assuming that necrotic damage is just pleasant to your
Bony Bony mass, so I'm not even going to worry about explaining
that, but you do get pulled in to the creature.
Just. Yoink and it will do the same
effect that it did before and it you guys see Faust and the other
the first creature that disappeared reappear on top of
the glyph glyph that is still active.
It looks like as well as Franklin you were getting the
same treatment. I'm just checking on the 15
feet. Here can I can I add something
small to my request for items without it affecting the rocket
awake? It would be if you could.
If you could wait, that would be just wait one you're in 'cause
you're inside the pocket rocket. What's happened so far for
yourself for visualization purposes and pooped into the
into the into the purple smoke. You were.
You walked over to the chest. You you placed your hand on the
chest and basically made may not even been out loud, but a wish
for the items that you would had mentioned already, and that's
what what your turn was. So you have not opened the chest
yet is what I was going to say. And when you open the chest on
your turn is when you could potentially, you know, make the
request for the any more items or anything but Ash, I'm going
to need a constitution safe from you again.
And Franklin's aura, yes. Oh no, you're outside of my
aura. Teleported away.
Oh yeah, 'cause I have a very poor constitute.
We're being heated. We're being kidnapped.
Call the police. Oh yeah.
Was that net? Yeah, it was natural.
I think it's, I think the pocket rocket was still on the ground,
unless somebody, I don't know who said.
I mentioned that I normally pick it up.
OK. So go ahead.
It got. You're breaking up it.
Got it done. Got dig hole?
Dig, dig, dig it. He's got a lot of movement too.
It did not get you though, so that smoke still just must have
been a couple crickets still stuck up your nose, so you
should just cough a little bit again as the smoke dissipates
and Franklin reappears. Heard her for a brief moment.
Me too. Craig's interfering, my Lord.
Strike down these interlopers. And then a 17 ash if that hits
you. Yeah, I went over to her.
It's 13. We can't hear you if you're
talking. Go ahead.
What if she's gone? Yep.
But not her gone. Say that again.
It's cool it Yanks her in again with the hit.
This would deal that damage that it rolled of 34.
Yeah, 29 piercing, 5 necrotic. Oh, I forget to add that
piercing to you, then to Franklin.
I thought it was all necrotic when I was reading the
description. That was 2020 piercing from from
the strike on yours. Oh.
It touches the Franklin too. Oh God, these things are dead.
Don't you know that I am butt boned?
Well, she's she's not made it back.
Doesn't have to go far, but it's still doing it just for the
effect at that guess And I would need oh, Faust, you're just
outside of it. But Franklin, I guess you're
just inside of the 15 foot as it dissipates into smoke again and
reappears right next to the two that are holding you and Faust
on top of the the sigil with smoke again, just so
constitution save of 14. From you.
OK, that should be really easy. I have a + 14 famous last.
Words. 29. Yep, you're good.
Literally anything but A1, right?
Yeah, but I think that's all of their turns finally, cause
they've backed that. I switched to my phone, can you
guys hear me? We can, yeah.
Welcome back. It is your turn with Franklin on
deck and you guys are all grappled on top of the sigil
I'm. So conflicted about what is
happening right here. Yeah, like do we just accept
this go? I have a plan to get more
information, but I have I have a plan.
I have a plan. I have a plan.
Character. This feels very scripted in
character. Faust is going to fight like
hell. Ezra's the only one that's not
grappled, so he's he's going to be beating on people.
I. So.
I miss out. Ash is grappled in one of these
things. Arms.
And I did the damage for you. You took 34 and five of it was
necrotic. I don't think that matters to
you though. Oh fun, you said it was 34.
I already put it in. It's my turn and I'm currently
grappled. Can I see any of their faces?
I just want to look up at 1 and like make direct eye contact.
You're looking through like a shroud of material, but you see
a skeleton behind that shroud, like a skull.
There are no eyes. You could look at its eye
sockets I guess. Is this would this be considered
a humanoid or is it more of like a creature?
Let's see, it is. Where would that tell me?
I don't think it's a humanoid, it just calls it a large and
dead. I learned on that OK, because I
was thinking about trying to use charm person because I was like,
what if I could win one of these things over for us?
Where's? Bob.
I was in the pocket rock and I don't think I have any way to
call to him. Oh, he just pops out.
Oh my goodness, I suppose I could tap on the skull, but then
that would leave like a mimic just running wild in the pocket
rocket. You could always hold hold an
action to remind you. That's what I was thinking about
doing. I was thinking about holding an
an action like maybe getting banishment ready.
OK, readying banishment for what?
Because, well, Franklin said he has a plan to try to get
information and I want to hear what this information is, but I
feel like if this information goes bad and I'm holding
banishment, I might be able to banish one of these guys.
Yeah. So when I say, when I say for
what, sorry, just to clarify, I just meant like what is the
triggering action when you say when things go bad?
Is that what you're going to when things go bad?
I can hold onto but might need a little bit more clarification.
You could. Well, if they are oh, as an
action, well then I'm going to do.
That if you poop into the pocket rocket I can Thunder step me and
fast out. Well, then that's definitely
what I'm going to do. I'm going to just like look
around at us all grappled and I'm going to be like, I need to
get out of this so that I think Franklin.
'S reading my mind 'cause I was going to do the same thing.
We look at each other, we both wink, both having the same plan
for each other. And and so you're just going to
do that action, take it, try to try to go into the pocket rocket
is what you're going to try. Yeah.
So you touch the poop symbol with intent.
You know it's got its claw around your chest so you're
still able to reach up with your hand.
Touch the poop symbol and as you do and you start to see purple
smoke appearing around your body.
As usual, the skeleton and glows with sigils all across its
bones, and you feel the purple smoke dissipate, like it's
holding you there and stopping you from teleporting.
Thanks. This thing is evil.
We've been summoned. You still have a bonus action
and I would allow you to use it to try try to ungrapple yourself
which is a strength check, but I know you probably don't want to
do that. So which which of us isn't
grappled? Currently Ezra and Mommy, the
two strong goes. And me hiding in.
The A up and yourself inside the pocket rocket.
Be like I'm ready to help 0. Oh no.
That's exactly how she would sound too, because she's nature
good, so. All right, Franklin, I believe
it's your turn if Ash is done with hers.
Fuck yeah, Because I don't really think I have anything
useful to do because like, most of her stuff is to get out of
combat, but none of these things will talk and they're not
people, so she's kind of screwed.
Looking down. Yeah, go.
Ahead. Sorry so do we like at the end
of each round do we re roll the turn order or does?
It no it stays the same. Goes back to the top.
Yep. OK, that's what I thought.
I just wanted to make sure. Yep.
Does Ezra get the approving nod from Mama Ash to just go wild?
It's pretty cocked here. So I'm going to look at you and
be like, I think we need to get out of this.
All right, Franklin, what you doing?
All right, looking at the arcane symbol on the ground, can I roll
a? So here, here's here's what I'm
thinking. I'd like to roll an Arcana track
to determine where this is going as an Arcana user.
Like I can look at this and hopefully be like, oh, we're
going to the surface, we're going to XYZ.
If that's not an option, I don't know if that's a free action or
what. I also have the black book that
I have the the dark super evil book and I could point that at
the symbol as well. I don't know if that's an
action, free action, blah blah blah to get more information
that might be more guaranteed, but I don't know how how you
rule what's an action, what at what point it's an action, what
point it's. I think, I think the book would
be an action, but the just looking at the sigil and trying
to glean some more information was not.
I'm going to do that. 1st. OK.
Let's see, I have equal Faust. You're you're an do you have
religion or intelligence or religion of our our kana?
I have both. Yeah, so it doesn't matter.
I'll do Arcana, then let's go big money.
Not huge money, but 19. With a quick glance through the
appendages and the many arms and skeletal forms that are holding
your companions all on top of the sigil, you do glean that it
is another location in hell that seems to be taking you that much
you know just from looking at it.
I looked at Faust and Ash and I say that they're taking us to
another location in Hell. It might be level 1, it might be
lower, I don't know. We want to find out I can.
Use. I can use an action to use my
book to study it further to get more information, or I could
thunderstep 2 of us out of here but the third would get hurt.
Well, as we can't get into the pocket rocket, probably because
you're grappled, I have a feeling I say Thunderstep.
Teleported pretty quickly here by Thunderstep and I take you
Ash or no one. I will hurt Faust and he's a
little wizard, but he's the only other one with the Thunderstep.
I can handle it. These things are also very fast,
so even if we thunderstep doesn't mean we'll get away.
So if we can get into the air, we're a lot Savior I.
Probably should say you thunderstep and you take Faust
and then. You don't have a way out.
Faust does, and he's up next. Get her.
Turn link hands with ash like you and I have to have a
discussion about what your family's plans are and then I'll
Thunder step away I'm. Trying to get to that spell, I
was doing something else. I.
Have it. There you go and cast.
Oh, OK, a teleport. This is going to hurt like a
bitch because it's five level 5. And each creature within 10 feet
of the space constitution saving throws.
So that would be Faust and AF. For sure, 10 feet of me.
I have a little thing on right now and it's 4, at least four of
these guys, yeah. Four of, one for.
Sure. Nice if.
I don't think this. Block here counts as him.
He's with. No, that does not.
It's just token flare. All right.
I don't know. Yes, spouse, You Beautiful baby
boy, 23. Can't say it's natural too.
These are all natural. First one didn't.
All natural. 2nd, 118, 20. 20 saves.
And a 21, so 2 out of the four. Yep.
OK. And we'll say it's these ones.
What's you want? A real damage?
It should be in the Thing 25. Oh OK, I see it now.
And I can teleport 90 feet away, which I do.
Or do. You in some direction?
I see there's a haze around our little square, but I assume
there's more desert in directions.
And in fact I'm going to teleport on top of one of these
fucking pillars. Hopefully they can't climb.
Let's hope. You're still holding the pocket.
Rocket, right? I sure am.
But. So that means I'm let's help
with the filler too. So yeah, this this works out.
That one OK, so OK, they took so as you as you did that try to do
that try what what happens is the air compresses around you
and then cracks as you normally would see in your see from your
perspective. The flashing of light as your as
you as your vision blurs to the next spot does not happen though
you were you see the creature sigils on its the one that's
holding you across. Its bones flare and you were
held in space in the same. Turn to everyone else and I yell
Oh my God it's DM railroading they.
Would know. That gives you a look like he
wouldn't do that. Nope, these guys are anti
teleportation. I'm just saying.
Oh, good, right there for when Ezra wants to kill him.
Fuck, that was funny. OK, I'm I'll bonus action.
I will bonus action dreadful form.
Well, no, actually I have a new ability.
Where would I find my? I'm gonna go get it right quick.
I'll be right back. Feral transformation as an oh,
it's an as an action all right, so I will bonus action dreadful
form. I now wear a very Palpatine ask
star Sidious ask robe, which now I cast off of me as it will.
It kind of grows and becomes this kind of like billowing
cloak as I now have a dried helm and my eyes glow red.
I'm a size and a half larger adamantine skeleton turtle with
flies buzzing all around me. I go this is.
Crap, Ash claps while I'm while clutched in the cloth of this.
Creature. I believe it is Faust's turn
with mommy on deck, which looks like.
So. I know what mommy is doing.
At least there's. Only one way out, one way out.
Let's see here. Crap.
You know what? I got a stupid idea.
We'll see if it works. Oh boy.
I want to cast did spell magic on the circle on the magic
circle. Fuck your circle.
Yes. Yes, you fuck yes.
You Beautiful man. So that's so bad.
Remind me? Bought his time or buy his time
at least. These things will probably still
beat the fuck out of this, but. They don't seem to be intent on
killing us so. Right. 5th level dispel Magic.
Oh that's what I was just going to ask is which which level?
That. Yeah, I'm bumping behind.
Spell. Magic sounds like OP.
It's such, it's such a clutch spell.
I mean, you could always do have made Matthias do it.
I kind of check it. OK, so you're so oh wait, now am
I reading it right? So the DC does, so you have to
roll. That would be easier.
I roll yeah I roll equal to the DC of the spell plus 10 or the
not the the DC was the spells level plus 10.
So what happened when I was getting?
I attempted to teleport away, was unable to and then fast.
Is dispelling the lift just before fast train.
Just before what? Oh, he's dispelling the
teleporter. He's just trying to.
Hopefully. All right, so you need to roll,
right? Yeah, just trying to figure it
out. That'll work.
I'm seeing the spell. Yeah, I'm getting the dice
button on roll 20 and it's not rolling a damn thing, so I'm
just going to roll AD 20 and add my mod.
OK, of course. God damn it.
What's the mod? My mod, my spell cat?
Is it my spell attack mod or just my I?
Think it would be that. Yeah, well.
So forecasting ability, so yeah, +9.
So that's a 19, not a 19 at 17. The circle baby.
Oh, I need to go to this level. Come.
On. Baby.
I have no idea if this is the right move.
I need to go maybe to this left layer, no?
What layer is it on? There it is.
You definitely don't want to go lower.
There we go. Watch this now initiate a TPK.
No, not a TPK. We're so close to you in the
grassy we have to live. The sigil fades and the flames
on the encasing the space also fade.
Oh, Ezra gonna punch thing. Mm hmm.
These guys just get really confused, like, Oh no, that we
really needed that. The map just loaded.
Oh, it's probably because I had the fire that was on it that was
causing that issue for you, because it's, it's actually like
the the flames that you could see in the still image were
moving on, on the. So it was probably just an issue
with that particular token being viewed anyways.
Yeah, so sigil's gone, flames are down.
That's my main action. Fuck my phone hurts, OK?
Can you make Oh my God error? So it's an action to escape, I
suppose. An action to escape.
I think we determined that last time, yeah.
I mean well. I just bit my action.
And teleportation spells do not work.
No bueno. OK, then I guess that's my turn.
All right, and we know what mommy is doing.
It looks like they in a rage run to the closest one that doesn't
seem to be over by you guys because I don't think they can
reach over to you anyways. Isn't it the one on the bottom
by my? Yep, by your token, correct.
And they run over and swing, swing, they go back to here,
back to the Jeweled. Acts of justice.
Save us, Mama. Justice is so shiny.
So shiny. Why does the evil campaign have
an axe of justice? I don't know.
Why does it? That's a good fucking question.
Why does Ezra have? Us, we're all.
That does divine divine power. Divine power.
See that one's? Yeah.
Ezra's axe can heal. Yeah, you keep that shit away.
From me. Don't know how to use that shit.
Far as the fuck away from me. That looks like something yeah.
It says 33 because it was a natty.
And then what was what was her? Are there mod for rage?
+3. OK, so 36 did this bastard.
And that's only attack one. Yeah, yeah, the first one missed
as they were running up, probably caught their foot too
deep in the sand and miscalculated.
And then the second one solid chunk of the shoulder on one of
the arms. Then it would be Ezra's turn
with Kalimba on deck. Oh, Ezra's pissed, no touching
Mama Ash, and he proceeds to beat on the one that he has in
front of him. Bonus action Primal Savagery
activates, and now it's time to hit.
Come on, baby. Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Nat 20. Oh.
Thank you. OK, thank.
You. That'll be 16.
Let's see 16. I'm doing the base stuff 1st 16
+ 7 is stupid math 23 and then roll this 23 + 12 is. 35. 35
plus 22 is. 57. Yeah, 57 damage on the 1st.
Hit. Was that those the second ones
though? Are those necrotic?
That is all acid. Oh, that's right, I kept
thinking for some reason it was necrotic.
So 12 I don't know that that's Kira who does necrotic.
And you RIP it it down to its baser form.
Most of its cloth is off of it, and you see that the cloth was
embellishing its size only just slightly.
But there are a lot of bones for you to keep tearing at.
Still left, probably 1/3 of it of the bones are still attached
to the thing and it is still moving Round 2.
Nice quivering bones. Oh my God.
Crit OK, so 16 + 7 is. You clipped twice.
He did. I watched it happened. 616 + 7
is. 23. 23 Come on baby, let's do some, let's do some next plus
22O please do it again plus 14. 59. 59 damage on that next one.
How do you want to kill this thing?
Ezra's going to just take it and lift like beside boom sink sink
one of his arms straight in stink his other arm in from the
midsection and then just RIP it clean in two separate basically
just shattering it and then just turns and points to the one
holding Mama Ash going do no touch Mama Ash and then uses his
movement to move towards the one holding Mama Ash.
That'd be this one down here, yeah.
That's where Ezra moves next. Ash was going to call out.
Fuck you, I ripped these bitches apart.
If he had his tail, he his tail would be wagging so hard.
He got praise. He's he's happy.
Meanwhile, inside of the pocket rocket.
Oh, I needed to roll this. That's what I wanted to do.
Do I still have that up? Need to go here, go here, close
these. They are OK.
OK, so I need to roll. Where do we go now?
All the things, all at once, everywhere, all the time.
There it is. OK, be custom.
Oh. Plus that I don't remember how
much was in there, but I think there was enough that you open
the chess kalimba and you see most of the gold and platinum
depleted and the two fans you were requesting as well as what
looks to be a tiny statuesque figure of a keep or a stone
fortress of sort. OK, So what it kind of so can I
pick those? How does I'll pick them up to
put the brutal stone statue thingy in the right her her
little net bag and then do with the fan?
All right, going back outside the pocket rocket.
You know. You are.
Let's. Go.
So Ezra's actually down here, this thing is.
Level 1. Level 1.
Do the do do the do. You come back out slightly in a
different location than you remember, more in the center of
all of the monoliths and crowded around by a lot of the
creatures, with only one that seems to be standing off.
The other one behind you does seem to be in a pile of bones
and cloth, but yeah, that's where you find yourself.
Which? Ones are hurt again.
The one that. The one that mom makes my is
hurt, right? All of them are pretty much hurt
at this point. The one that looks like it's the
worst off is the one that is holding Faust, actually.
OK, so. This is going to sound a little
gory, but it is what it is. But can I run up behind that
when I try to carve out it's like spine with my hands by
going like, OK, it's back. You most certainly can try.
For us at all. You would want to.
I have not created these items, so we'll say that you were
proficient in them though because these.
Are not proficiencies say what do I see those at home?
I see weapons. Is crossbow, hands, scimitar,
short sword and simple weapons. Yeah, I would say that these
classify under under it for you though, because you've been as
kalimba to wanting something like this for a long time.
So you've probably practiced with similar things.
So I was going to say if you want to roll.
Background is like after she got released from her hot spring,
she was a triumph dancer who used to used fans and like
rhythmic things in her performances.
Yeah, then definitely. So what you want to do is roll
AD 20 and add that proficiency bonus and.
What's a proficiency roll +2? Yep.
For level 1 + 2. I got the seven total.
And then a plus one from the fans itself once I do create
them. So 88 does miss on the.
I still have a bonus action, right?
What else can I do with that? I'm not very familiar with your
character yet. I forget what class is this
character. A monk.
A monk flurry of blows. Not yet at level 1.
Not yet. Yeah, I forgot.
The only bonus, the only bonus action I have is on arm strike.
You do have two weapons fighting though when you take the action
on your turn, so you can use the second one to take.
You can use your bonus action to a strike with the second fan.
Yep. OK, I want to do.
I want to do the try to do the exact same thing.
I got a four so A7. Oh no.
No, no Flurry of blows. Flurry of blows is level 1
because you get unarmed. You get martial arts at level 1.
Martial arts. If you take a unarmed attack at
level 1, you can spin a key point to execute Flurry of
Blows. I don't.
Know how key works? I don't think.
I didn't think he even had key points yet.
I thought that wasn't until later.
No, they get. You have to get one.
How many? They have one of them.
You have one which does not. Come, which does not come back
until a long rest. Just so you're aware.
How key points are you going? To work I'm using.
I'm using Flurry blows. How does that work?
So flurry blows, you can make two additional you make two
additional melee attacks with either your hands or martial
arts type weapons. So you would, Josh, That'd be
your decision. Do you?
Yeah. Do you got his fans as Martial?
Arts, Absolutely. OK, So what do I do?
Roll the. Yep, same things again.
You would just be rolling to attack again.
So you would basically be getting 2 new attacks.
I love Flurry of blows. God, I love it.
I got. State of mind.
I got a team on the first one, do I roll again?
Was that flat or is that with all your bonuses?
With them. OK, yes, that did not hit
either. Do I?
Well again, sorry, do I hit multiple?
OK, that's the lowest 1 yet. I know that one didn't hit, so
let me just. What was that one?
It was a nap, so it's a 8. Yeah, sorry, these guys is 14 DC
is there that's there or ACI guess rather.
I have 15 so I'm not entire food.
I don't know how I have a higher armor class then.
They don't. They're just bones and cloth.
So. But anyways, yeah.
So you keep, you keep swinging and you you're.
What else I'll use to describe what you did though, is probably
you're miscalculating the depth at which your strike should be
because you have been practicing with them in a much more
displayed manner. So you were probably striking
the bone, but not cutting deep enough is probably what's
happening to actually hurt it, it looks like.
I'm just accepting the fact that I'm dead at this point, so move
to nine hit points. It could be possible going into
the middle of things. This guy doesn't have a grappled
person yet either. Which is exactly what they would
do is try to grapple you even. With the teleporter down.
But what? But would they go for him or
would they go for Ezra, who's, you know, just smash one of
their buddies? Well, he's smashing on his
buddy, but Kalimba is between you and him currently.
You you see this this the the problem from a.
One hit's gonna kill him. We don't have resurrection.
But Ezra has healing. Ezra has healing axe.
But. You had this is a person with
like 5HP. And it just hit them with a 15.
15 HP like damage will permanently put this person down
on the ground. A 15 to hit.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's your AC? Or I mean, what's your health?
They got a 15. Health is known.
So if you take 18 points of damage, you're done.
You got a 15 to hit, which meets it beats it.
It's the easy way to remember that.
OK, I have a let me check something.
Wait, reaction shield? I can't shield them, but I do
have something. I think, What the hell are my
feet? Would the dice I pushed off the
table come in handy here y'all? Or like I'm just thinking.
While you're crapping yourself, you, you, you see the the dice
light up. So there is something you can
potentially do with it as a reactor.
You don't know what it is. You have no idea.
I don't have any idea until it comes out of my mouth.
That's how these magical items work.
I'm just going to say, I'm just going to go all in and say I
rolled the D6 that I took. Do you want me to make for
rolling D6? You're not grappled currently.
I don't my gut first. Yeah, go ahead and roll AD six
first. See what happens on the on that
on that roll. I got a one.
Bum. Bum.
Raise IC by 1. Before that transpires is the
Did you find what you were looking for?
Faust, I'm. Still looking, trying to think
of what a wizard spell could be that I don't have to be.
It would have to be a reaction. Faust, did you?
Find but out of both sides I've been, I've opened that one.
OK. So you got a one class?
Let me do something. Let me do something real quick.
It's OK. The last one of the other early
people we had, like new people we had, was another wizard who
ran out in the front line of combat and got shot in the head
and died immediately. This is the second.
I've only been in two sessions and in both ones I have rolled
in that one both of them. Oh, don't worry, it's.
Promising. Yeah, don't worry, it happens.
OK, even though. So with that, with that, with
that, go ahead. What?
What were you going to say? I was just going to say like,
this wasn't a save, was it? It's just a hit.
That was just a hit, yes. Yeah, OK, can't help you.
That was just. That was just me rolling the
dice I pushed off the table so. I'm I'm going I'm I'm basing
this very much off of random fate here, but the what happens
is that it's as the dice lands on the sand, this land and you
see it roll to that last one that it can potentially hit to
you. You feel the sand all over like
everyone feels the sand all around them start to just kind
of it feels like it's shaking under them, but it it's creating
this almost liquid effect while it's vibrating through
everything around sinks into the sand a solid 5 or we'll call it
3, three feet and it becomes extremely difficult terrain and
causes the creature to miscalculate its strike on you,
saving you just barely as the claw sails over your head.
It was too much stressful moment of my year so far pretty much.
But as I'd kind of already alluded, this all has become
difficult terrain, which means that you would have to spend
double your movement to move the same.
Distance. I have a question related to
this. Sure.
So being that I'm a water now and I don't know if this is
ability we could I could have but could I like how the druid
of the whatever can move through trees?
Can I move through any liquidy substance being that I have a
water in? I mean, yeah, I mean, that seems
reasonable. OK, so I don't have to spend
extra movement, I can just move. Yeah.
But yeah, yeah. Have I moved this turn?
All I have, all I did was call out and then attack.
Right? Like get out of the.
Yep. Yeah, you have you.
You probably have half your movement still.
Or wait, you came in right here, so you only moved five.
So whatever's left of your 5 after that, I guess.
OK, how far is 25 each one of the dead 1?
Each one of these squares are 5 feet.
Can I move that in? Yes.
Would it cost an action to climb up on the Philly or could that
be movement? The climbing is normally free,
you just have to make a check for it.
Like an. Yeah, so.
You have 25 movement feet. I'm going up on top of that top
Philly. It's the Dexterity.
It's 20 feet high. I don't know if you'd get to the
top of it this turn, but you could try to climb the side of
it. Thank you, I want to try to call
on the side of it. How do I roll for deck?
You would need to roll and acrobatics or an athletics.
My acrobatics is +5 so I'm going to take that one.
I got AI, got a team. With the modifier.
With the modifier again. Oh, man, you Ezra must have took
all the good luck tonight then. So you you get you get up to the
side of it, but you are you are clinging to it, you know, just
like finding the smallest holds. So it's kind of precarious your
situation, but you're you're on the side of it.
I'll take it. And up that was 15.
So you're up like 10 feet in the air, which gets you 10 feet from
the top of this thing. That works for me because now
I'm up higher than the monsters are.
So all right, I can't do anything, you know, Stops doing
all of my everything. That one's dead.
Those ones are still still grappling you guys.
They don't seem to. They seem to be in a holding
pattern. The ones that are just grappling
you guys, they just seem to be standing there kind of slack
jawed. How high are they holding them
by off the ground now that they are under the ground?
Three feet. Oh yeah, they're not really
fully holding them off the ground, I would call it.
They're just holding them close to them, it seems like and
making sure that they've made contact with their their
persons. So are are are there characters
partially under the ground or is it just the monsters?
The the characters are as well now, but this one here that's
still alive would still attack. Going to try and grapple Mami
which does not and that's all of its turn there.
But then it would be Ash's turn. Ash.
Is it me? Oh.
OK, yeah, no, I'm here. I was just reading.
So I'm still grappled in the creature, and so is Franklin and
Faust. And now like 3 feet into the
sand. But yeah, so your head is
probably just sticking up out of the sand.
Yep, Yep, it is just my head. So just my head is above the
sand, but the creature still has a hold of me.
Do I notice anything about these creatures?
Like you said, they're skeletal but.
And covert and cloth. Like draped.
Cloth. Like like draped cloth?
How thick is the fibrating? OK, so normal fabric, I wanna
try to, I guess, perform a pickpocket to see if I can find
anything that is attaching them to where they're going or who
has command over them. Like do they have like a gem
part or a crystal or anything that I can just grab a hold of
and kind of like disconnect them?
I want to reach into their skeletal form and look for
something. Interesting.
Give it a go. It's purity right now.
Oh my. God.
She's amazing. 17 for a sleight of hand to reach into their
skeleton form. I'm going to reach into the
chest. It you grab a hold of something
that as you're rooting around that feels a little bit warmer
than the rest of the the skeleton that you've touched so
far. It's not squishy, but it's
definitely warmer kind of stone feeling.
But as you grab a hold of it to, the creature grabs a hold of
your hand with its other other hand that's not preoccupied
keeping you inside of itself. Oh.
Oh, so I am. Double grappled.
So OK, so it's definitely got me grappled so that I can't pull my
hand out with the thing in my hand.
Yes. Oh God, I I would say attempt to
crush it but I am not a strong person.
Keep hold of it. I got this.
And this would be have would have been considered my action,
right? Reaching in and grabbing this.
Yeah. Yeah, 'cause that's a bonus
action. I don't have anything that would
help, like 2 Weapon fighting, hunting action, unsettling
words, part of inspiration. But Oh well.
I'm going to call out 'cause Franklin goes right after me,
right? Yep.
I'm gonna call out to Franklin and be like, hey, I think these
guys have a warm core that we might be able to mess with
'cause he's unhappy. I'm messing with this.
And I know if anyone can affect, can affect somebody's warm core,
it's you, fucking Franklin. You better fucking do it.
And I offer a bardic inspiration.
There you go. Now you get to roll A1 D 10.
Oh. Just keep hold of that core, OK?
Don't let go. What you doing, Franklin?
All right, gosh. So make sure Channel divinity.
Channel Divinity as an action. OK, as an action I pull from
deep, deep deep within my folds of my cloak the symbol of life,
and I present it as I am technically cleric of life and I
channel Divinity and I turn the undead.
So all undead within 30 feet of me must make a wisdom saving
throw and if it fails they are turned for one minute and they
must use its turn to try to move as far away as possible from
you. It cannot take action or
reactions for its action, it can only dash or try to escape.
OK so I need a 19 wisdom save from everything within 30 feet
of me. So let me give myself a aura and
see what's around. That's everything.
So everything, yeah, I hold on to it and I say.
I believe, I believe in fairies. I'm a ferry somewhere survived
and I clamp. 1234, I think that's all four, only the last
one. Failed or succeeded?
Succeeded with a 20, so I would say that's the farthest one away
we'll call. All others must run, flee before
me for their turn, right? Instead, For the first time,
instead of the dark like blackness flowing from Franklin,
a pure white light bursts out from them and pushes you in.
Yeah. What?
For their turn, right? They have to use their turn to
get away right Then, yeah. It'll be on their turn, yeah.
Just clarifying. Let me verify what turn means.
Can't willingly move to a space within 30 feet.
Can't take that. Yeah, turn.
Yeah. OK, bonus section.
So that was my action. Let's see bonus action.
I guess I will then. Also, gosh, I will pop my
Necrotic. All of these things can be
scared extra. No I won't do that.
I don't have any bonus actions, so actually I will cast a
spiritual weapon. Yeah.
This time choosing radiance instead of a necrotic and I will
make it an attack with that weapon.
On. Which one looks the worst off?
The one that is holding fast. OK, on that one I got you baby
boy plus 11 to hit 'cause we got hella charisma. 18 to hit.
That'll do it. OK, I'm back.
I've been listening this whole time that I was talking to my
mom, so. Welcome to the party.
So that second level and it's cast at level 5, so it does
1233D8 above the base. There should have been more than
that. Hold on.
Because that only rolled 2 filter weapon.
Let me read it. At higher levels when you cast a
spell using it lot of third or higher at the damage increases
by 1D8 for every two slots above second.
OK, I'm wrong, so that will be 12.
Oh, it's force damage. OK, so 12 points of force
damage. I thought it was radiant
necrotic, but it's not all right.
And. 12 OK, I'm smacking at whatever the arm is that holds
spouse. It seems to be able to hold on
to him, but it is it does take damage from it.
It looks like it's. Finished my turn.
Couple of its bone shards fall fall off.
That would put us at the top of the turn order.
You. Or is it my turn?
It is your turn. OK, I oh, I actually left the
game. OK, launch out your range now.
Oh, good. Exactly like I remember.
Hold on to your butt holes, people.
Does everybody? Still in like relatively the
same position. Yeah, except for yourself, who
Kalimba is on a thing, but. On the wall?
Yep. Oh.
Point of order to Josh. Are these things mean to
frighten? Yeah, never mind, I'll shut up.
Actually, no. Everything within 5 feet of me
takes damage on the turn. Hall of Fire big circle pointing
in. Around pointing in SO towards
you guys. And them.
OK. Just clarifying what?
You're. They've got Hellfire bricks,
it'll be all right. OK.
And isn't frankly covered in Adam and Time.
I am, but that doesn't help with fire.
But I do have AI taught. I can.
I can, I just like free action on my turn.
Toss my Ring of Fire resistance over to the new guy.
Put that on maybe? I can't get him.
I can't. Yeah, then you guys far enough
away? Yeah, I'm on a wall like 25 feet
away. I'm good.
OK, thank you. Yeah, the wall's going to look
like. Let's see here.
Should get this ring. This one.
Where's the spell? Let me just refresh my memory.
You. Don't have it memorized by now
you've used it so often. I know, right?
It's a classic. Wall of Fire is a 60 foot wall
or 20 foot into your ear circle, a 20 foot diameter.
So I can basically just hit Where's the draw circle tool
that's. What I was trying to find
earlier. Oh, I found it finally again.
I don't got a clue how to draw anything so.
Deliver us to the Promised Land. Oh, that's nice.
So that's my circle right there. Yeah.
Oh, OK. A 10 foot 20 foot diameter.
Just cooking us as well. We'll be all right.
Yeah I do. I heal 9 points on my turn.
And that's just damage, right? Straight up or no, there's a.
Dick Save. +5 to everyone within 10 feet of me.
Even the Skelly guys. No, just kidding.
No, fuck. Them he's just turning out.
He's just putting y'all in a crock pot at this point.
Using the reaction I passed for myself.
OK, I'm back. I I apologize.
You're getting cooked alive. I'm going to call you was
committing to a salad 'cause wall cast suit, wall of fire in
a circle. That's on the inside.
Ezra's fine. Wait, so we all need to make a
savings throw? Next save. 19 for me.
Oh what? What save is this Dexterity?
Yep, yeah. OK.
Oop, I'm drawing. I don't know, so I don't know
right there. Hold it. 24.
Oh, you're good. You're good.
Kalimba. Actually, Yeah, no.
Yeah, you're outside. So is Mommy.
So neither of you 2 are needing to.
Make a say I was just I was just drawing on the blue air.
Bang 'cause I didn't. Know.
Yeah, I have. To Oh my God.
Pass. They're going to leave.
This fire circle in the turn right.
Everybody's. Coming away from me.
That's good. They go through the fall of
fire. It.
Hits them just raw. I think except for yourself,
foust right, you got a 15, you needed a 17 or something.
Right, I have a reaction. That's the.
Oh, that's right. OK.
Are you using +5? OK, so it looks like only two of
them didn't succeed and that's a 29 damage.
Is it halved? Or is it halved?
OK, so I'll take 7 'cause I have the firework.
Is real good compared. Compared to the last session,
this is where you're eventful. Yeah, I apologize.
I I had a driver come in, needed help that we're more of my new
guys. Good.
It's just very, I'm enjoying it. It's just very out of the pot
and into the fire. It's very much considered while
the fire is up there. Just because this is AI believe
we had just just no, there'd be technically one more evil
session. So do you guys want to end it
right here at that, after that or?
I don't want to keep going. I'm, I'm like my adrenaline
stuff right now, so it's whatever I want.
I'm at I'm just asking because it's the 10:00 mark and I'd put
Mom A right up and just finished the top of the turn order.
I know Fast always has something up his sleeve so I wanted to
make sure. Got that in.
That's my parent. OK.
I can continue if that's the idea.
I can't go much longer, but I can for a little bit.
OK, I haven't heard from Jesse, but you're muted if you're if
you did say something. I know mommy's hauling off and
but jeweled great acts of justicing people. 28 and 27
dial. So is the one that they're
fighting dead yet or 15? Sorry.
I had to step away for a second, but I heard my name.
Yep, we were discussing whether or not we continue or not.
I think so far the consensus has been to continue.
All kids are still in combat. Yep.
I thought we're going on probably one shit.
To before the end of the world. All right, Ezra, it's your turn
and of. The world as we know it.
Give you a second, I'm out. Give me a second.
I need to park my truck real quick.
One second. Yep.
In that case, I'll just shift
over to Kalimba real quick and then we can go back to Ezra.
I want I'm really acrobatics. They can see me climbing the
wall before there's anything. Oh, I'll keep that last
acrobatics you got. That's fine if you just want to
use your movement. It's 10 more feet to the.
Top. OK, I'll do that.
OK. And then since I can call my
friends back to me, I'm going to just we'll send throw both of
them at the one aiming at the head of the one.
Mommy is fine. Mommy, OK.
Go ahead, go ahead. Anything to it or is it?
Same deal as last time. So you roll the D20, add your
proficiency and a + 1 on top of that.
So. Hold up my DNDB on is real 3 7?
Those sevens really like you tonight.
I have not rolled anything over A10 this whole time.
I keep rolling fools. You can you get one more attack
though. They're 2 weapon fighting.
That one was a nine, so 12. Still didn't quite make it, but
that was more it. It was more epic of time as the
fans flew through the air and as they missed is.
It a bonus? Is it a bonus action to call it
back to me? No, they these these particular
magic items, as soon as they were thrown and they hit or
don't hit their target, they come back into into your hand.
I'll say for now, I would. I might come.
So can I roll my? Can I roll my D6 again?
This is my phone session. Yes.
'Cause I don't want to try to see if I can get these monsters
up under this. I won again.
Oh my God, that's another 30 feet under.
Well, my question for you is, are you rolling it on top of the
like you're, you're rolling it on the on the stone that you're
on right, right now, right. I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna say
I'm checking it towards the monsters.
Oh, just pull Santa on the dice. Then you would have to come
back, come to get it wherever you throw it in well.
Can I talk to somebody? Yeah.
OK, I want to throw it to. I'm going to throw it to
Franklin and his bug. Not, not as a, not as a, a, an
attempt to roll it, I would guess.
So what you would probably want to do, actually, I think you
would. You should be able to throw it
that far no problem. I guess I'll just go with
Franklin as a dexterity save probably would have damage for
being grappled. Me.
Yeah. Yeah.
Dexterity save at disadvantage, you said.
Yeah, I I mean, you're grappled, right?
So he. Won't want to do that.
Hold on, let me, let me evaluate my options because what's going
to happen if I roll it on top of the song thing?
My favorite? My favorite rule?
Fuck around and find out. So what is he trying to throw?
I'm trying to roll my I'm trying to roll my.
Apparently Earth's magic dice. I don't know.
I don't know if grapple. Doesn't impose dis Yeah,
grapple. Doesn't impose disadvantage.
Of child who have sometimes actually.
It it wasn't because it's specifically that you were
grappled was because you're grappled facing the creature and
he's throwing it at you so it would be behind you that you
would have to grab for. Could I utilize my swarm
familiar to see in that direction?
It was like a bunch of colors door and then back.
Like you couldn't have wanted to throw it.
I don't know who I mean the only person who would have a high dex
mommy I think has a decent dex. Maybe Ezra?
He's athletic, yeah, but I say Ezra has a damn good dex.
And and Ash may have a fairly decent dex.
I'm big and slow. Nope, no she does not, I lied.
You are. Beautiful.
OK though I know it's OK. I know I'm just covered.
In metal. OK, I know what?
I know what I want to do. So you see that one that's like
next to the dead one, but it's not in the wall of fire.
This one. The one, yeah, I want to roll it
at its feet, like I'm going to throw it and roll it right
underneath it. OK as it lands on the one.
Again. Again, it becomes it.
It seems to like float like it. It comes out of the sand again,
but this time it's not because the sand has it hasn't stopped
being that liquid sensation. You can almost see that it
starts to continue to float up even farther, like like it's
it's continuing towards the sky, like it's like it's a balloon.
Just doesn't scale up the dice. The monster I feel like oh so
the monsters up in the. Air now we good how high up is?
It it floated up 30 feet, so it's a good 10 feet above you.
OK, I can. I can work it then.
OK, done for the day. All right, now it'd be your.
Go back to your turn then Ezra, if you're ready.
All right, just to get a recap, Fausted Faust.
There's a wall of fire around me.
I broke something. I'm hitting something that's
touching Mama Ash. And then the one, the one
monster just outside of the wall of fire next to the dead one is
30 feet in the air because not. Cool, he cool.
He's next after I'm done over here.
I got it. I'm beating the crap out of the
one touching Mama Ash, because Mama Ash, I'm going to hit you
so very much. 13 sad sad puppy noises.
It's some cloth, but no bone. No bone Action for Ezra on
That's right. Has anybody got any bless you
want to bless? You want to bless Ezra.
I got a question so whenever was the wife did the dash go under
the sand or? No, it stayed on top.
The one rule still affect bonus action attack again but
disadvantage. Sure.
All right, come on, give me. OK, That's a 15.
There's a 1426. I do get some love out of this
deal. One attack, but that's OK with
me. 1616 + 3 is 1919 plus 19 + 17 is 30. 6.
Thank you. 36 damage to that, That one that's holding Mama
Ash. Put Mama Ash down.
It has no response besides being less of itself.
It just continues to stand there mutely as you RIP bones off of
it. Oh yeah, 'cause I still have my
hand in its chest holding on to something.
I'm coming, Mama Ash. You're like, yeah, RIP this guy
apart. I think I found his heart, so
keep going. Oh, he will.
And that is Ezra's turn. He's that's all he's got.
All right, then I guess Big finish.
So all of the creatures simultaneously, it's going to be
most evident to you, Ash, who has your hand inside of its
chest, which it had grappled that hand at first, but it pulls
your hand out of its own chest and you can see a throbbing
crystal just like a heartbeat. And all the other Chris, all the
other creatures do the same to their own chests.
And the one that is dead, it's gem floats up above its body and
they all seem to explode into mist.
Everyone rolling a Constitution saving throw.
Did they look like butt? Crystals.
So it hits me even though I'm on top of the thing.
Yes, this one. Is Ezra.
Ezra will forego the role to shield Mama Ash.
I will take full damage to shield Mama Ash to give that
Mama Ash advantage. This is a 6060 foot radius one
and it's centered on each of the individual creatures.
Can I jump to try to shield this little boy the our little boy
boy, our little our little baby boy?
He does love a. Little baby boy he's considered
about Mama Ash. As much as that I'm.
Not talking about you, I'm talking about saving the other a
little. As much as I would love to say
yes, I do not think you you could do that as a reaction.
He's 20 feet or yeah, 20 feet up in the air and 30 feet away from
you. No, 20 feet away from you.
So approximately. Since I only since I only used
10 of my movement, can I can I use that now and dive up under
the sand, throw them on top of the thing?
Because I can move through liquids.
Is is dodge a reaction for monks?
I don't remember. Yeah.
But you have to. You have to spend the key point
for that. Oh, I already did that and he
already used it. Don't worry.
Just don't worry. Just dust in the dice.
Totally fine. Yeah.
I roll AD 20 right and then add constitution to it.
Yep, the Constitution safe. +50. No, you're not within 5 feet of
me, 10 feet of me. I got a six and someone just
hates me today. Did anyone see that new guy?
He like popped in and then died like immediately.
Immediately poor guy showed up at the worst moment.
Gone. I need to do this.
Well if we can find his body we have magic mangoes that should
help if he's not 100% dead. I mean anything more than 18
damage will kill him. Isn't Columba a girl?
Yeah, her. I'm terrible with going on
during everyone's genders. Everyone always.
I mean, she doesn't care. And so I, I, I usually, That's
all. She's from like ancient Greece,
she does not care. Everyone would take it that one.
Did that not come through then? Is that just to me?
Where did that go now? Is Franklin still within 10 feet
of me? Yes, I am +5.
In my both of my roles would have been a 21, a 20.
Yeah. I doesn't want cost the key
point because I would say I I looked it up and it says it's
cost the key point only when used as a bonus action with the
patient defense feature. Which is what you would need to
do it as a reaction I think. Let me look.
Yeah. There's no way they give you a
resource free. It's it tells me it's DND,
Beyond is telling me it doesn't. Wait, what is?
It goes. Patient defense requires a key
point. Yeah, but I don't have patient
defense yet. Then you don't have it.
Yeah. So it doesn't cost the key point
so I can't dive over the same. You can't dive under the same
because you don't have the ability to.
It's not your Turkey yet. I can move through liquid as a
reaction. And the the sand around you guys
has become liquid. I see where you're going at, but
the reaction is the problem because you don't, you just
don't have that as a reaction yet.
I think you get it as as a higher level, but don't worry.
One, it's OK. You guys are all blinded for a
second from the smoke and then pushed back, even those that are
grappled. You feel the grip on you guys
loosen and as the smoke clears you see that their forms have
turned to a husk of what they were before and they start to
crumble in the sun. As it beats down through the
smoke and the pillars or the monoliths around you guys
shutter and start to crumble. This is when I will give you a
reaction. But as the smoke had gone out in
the first place and it pushed you guys back that was going to
just be I'd rolled ADAD 12 for five damage from that most of
you saved other than yourself. I think it was so that would
only be half that for those that saved rounded, rounded up in
this case for three, so 3 or or five damage and it's and it's a.
Well, actually, no, he's. Still too, some type 5 damage.
Yep, and you were pushed back off of the pillar.
Oh shit. Into the liquid thing and with
my race I can lose the water or any liquid.
How damage? That's what I was actually
looking up. 20 feet. 2D6. Sorry, he can't die.
Die. And then as you struck the sand
before you felt it envelope you and your consciousness evade you
with eight damage from the fall. So you're now unconscious in the
sand, but all the all of the danger seems to have dissipated
for everyone else. Do you want to see like another
guy around here? Kind of look over my shoulder?
Don't see him. Weird.
Is the fan still liquidy and am I completely submerged?
You're not completely submerged, but you know it's pretty high up
on you, like 300. Degree.
Yeah, it's like you're wading through it and because because
of that, as you fell and hit and you got absorbed into it, they
probably not seeing you is where Franklin was getting at.
I guess we should go right guys. If Franklin was covered in
adamantium, wouldn't he sink like like Metal Mario?
It's only up to like 3 feet though like I said, like the
first 3 feet of the sand is like liquid so.
I thought it. Was like getting deeper as time
passed. No, no, no, no.
It was like the same liquid. Vacation with vibrations.
Ezra's going to reach down and lift Mama Ash out of the the
sand. I'm kind of get a sputter and
shake off and be like thank you. Anyways, my throat hurts like a
motherfucker. I'll catch you all next time.
Everybody have. A good one.
Have a good night, I'll. Talk to you in the morning.
It's 2 days. Fun fight.
See ya. Fun times.
See ya, Seems like everyone's here.
I look around, nobody else is around.
Nope. What happened to small little
girl? What small little girl?
The small little girl with the the the pretty things.
Yeah, I think a girl with fans appeared behind me at one point
and then disappeared. Really.
We got a new person. This is a terrible timing for
them. Maybe they hopefully they die.
Hey do guy do person. Hello.
I sniff you out, I go to sniff you out.
There in my house. What do you?
Sad. What do you What do you smell
like? I would say.
Sniff this this different? I'm going to say like Lotus
blossoms and like salt water. That's her thing.
Mama, Mama. Ashley got the little girl role
investigation. Ezra.
Yeah, yeah. Yes, he will 'cause that's what
it's right dude. Soon as I.
My adrenaline is up from Walker. Go to my skills, that's gonna be
great. What was it?
Oh no. I'm would this be survival since
I'm trying to track the person through smell?
You sure? You sure?
You sure can be? Yeah.
Sweet This is an 11 to smell for Lotus blossoms.
And salt water. Yes, 11 you can't.
You catch the you, you catch the scent, but it's hard to
pinpoint. You're looking like all around
the monolith that you've seen them on last, and it's kind of
seems to be like proliferating that area.
Ezra kind of does the dog pose where he just points in that
general direction somewhere over there.
Just a boy. I'm going to try to look for
this new person that we briefly saw Little.
Girl this way. Road 25 investigation.
Very nice. So.
It's just like that way. As you're looking around in the
sand, you kind of see something that Ezra must not have been
paying attention to, but a a, a bodily impression of where
somebody like it looks like an outline of a body that hit the
sand. I'm gonna reach into the sand
and kind of start scooping it away to see if I can find
anything. You probably would grab onto her
hair first, but I would I would imagine.
We're digging starts paddling it at the at the sand, trying to
help you. He's never going to stop now.
Yeah, I keep a hold of the person's head and I or their
hair, and I start scooping sand away from what I'm assuming is
their head. And you see that their eyes are
closed and they're not breathing, or they're breathing
very, very faintly, probably. So you're just very shallow.
What is it? No, she's breathing very
shallow, so it's like she's. Barely breathing.
She hurt, Mama. She hurt.
I can heal her. I can hit her with my axe, they
make her feel better. I give you a look.
I'm like, how does hitting her with your axe make her feel
better? I don't know.
I have Boo Boo. I hit myself with the axe and it
it made me better. Seriously, hit me with the axe
right now. Let's do it, do it, do it.
Takes do. It do it, I'm gonna find I got
200 HP. Let's do it.
Oh my goodness. I mean, for science.
Well, they're performing science behind me.
I'm going to cast Cure Wounds. Ezra utilizes his ability and
uses a surge of energy, washes you with radiant and 70 hit
points of return to you. Also, if you were blinded,
deafened, blinded, deafened or paralyzed or poisoned or any
bleeding effects, it will burn away with any disease.
Yeah, so radiant. Damage you just did.
Radiant. Damage.
To me. So you're killing.
Me. Yeah, so 70.
Radiant. Radiant healing damage, Yeah.
Yeah, so. That double s for me 100. 40.
140 points of radiant damage to me that did not heal me.
Please off the half clean cleaves you down like.
Ezra just looks. At the next one.
Half how many? How many hit points did I gain
from Tier 1? 7 + 5, right?
Yeah, I wrote. A slip.
OK, so. Your backup.
Works. Nope.
Doesn't work on me. It doesn't.
Doesn't. Doesn't work on me.
Don't. Do that.
Don't do that. Franklin, I think you need to
stay away from X. If you hurt, that's not good.
Back into the pocket rocket for a long rest.
Do you need me to get you melon? Melon Make no.
Just give me like 30 seconds, I'll be fine as you see me like
healing in front of your eyes. He he, he, he.
He goes to pick you up and cradle you.
So my back's gonna be like rocks You, I'm sorry.
Or did my breathing like stabilize?
But I'm sorry. No, so Cure wounds is untouched,
right. So you place your, you want to
tell you want to tell me how you cast that verbal semantic wise
there, Ash? I pull this person, like as much
of them up out of the sand as I can, and I have them turned over
and they're just kind of like laying in one arm.
And I lay on one hand on their chest and I cast cure, cure
wounds. And I'm like, hey, if you're
still alive, it'd be great if you could wake up now.
And as the as your hands are glowing from the magic you, you
feel that their injuries from the blunt force trauma stem the
bleeding inside of them and you wake up Kalimba with a
stuttering cough of sand coming out of your mouth and nose. 31.
I might add a little lower to this situation from using
Kalimba story. So I'm going to say that since
to escape the Hot Springs she was trapped in for majority of
her life and she had to pledge herself to Aphrodite.
I'm going to say while she was unconscious she like I don't
know how to discover but like she had a conversation with
Aphrodite and Aphrodite was pretty much telling her like
it's not my time or it's not your time my child you will wake
and will await you or something like something water related.
You wake up to the side of a a large werewolf cradling a a a a
metal turtle going it's OK, it's OK as he rocks him.
And his bones are being knit back together from being nearly
cleaved in half. I'm so sorry I'm.
So sorry, no, it's totally cool. I asked you to do what?
I wanted to know what happened. That was a lot of damage.
The person holding you, it has incredibly pale skin and silver
white hair, wearing a blue dress with leather armor over it.
And she's just like, Yep, I. Just realized I haven't really
described what Khalinda looks like but she's like very tanned
but she has like vitiligo but all of the spots that would be
pale are instead blue and she has gills on the side of her
head and little fans. She has gills and fins on the
side of the bed. You know how like.
Characters like like aquatic characters will have like little
tiny fins coming out the side of their like kind kind of.
Like hell, what was that movie? Not hell divers Hellboy.
There's like the guy with like little Gibbs gills on the side
of his neck. Or like in Harry Potter 4.
Yeah, that's kind of like. There's a fish in danger.
He drop, he drops you on the ground and gets his water skin
out and just starts housing you down with water.
You'll be OK. You'll be OK, Mama Ash.
The fish are going to die. I'm guessing that as he's
throwing water down on our new friend here that I'm also
getting splashed and I'm like wait wait wait.
Ask do they? Do you need water to breathe?
Because they were breathing a minute ago.
Maybe they lost their water. Hey so Columbus voice doesn't
exhaust and dainty like almost form, but she says something
along the lines of I can breathe both in like any liquid and air
so it's really not necessary. Does that mean she need water?
No, she seems to be able to breathe normally and I'm going
to stand up and I'm going to help you up and I'm going to be
like, hi, welcome to hell. It's not that great of a place.
I Ezra. As she looks, she looks around
after she leans consciousness. And as what layer are we on?
Because my, no, it's a little different than y'all's.
Situation as as starts looking at his fingers. 2 We're gonna go
# a door. Yeah, we are on the second level
of hell. Cause before I ended up, you
know, here I was on the 6th level going down trying to find
my parents because she was going down trying to find her parents.
Because while she was trapped in the, her parents died in the
Trojan War. And the holes in shoes in the
trapped in the Hot Springs is as a punishment for something her
parents did. So they she was in the trapped
in a hot spring like Calypso was on an island from when she was a
baby to 23. Oh.
You need parent? Mama asked me.
Parent. Mama asked.
Good parent. It sounds like she has parents
and she was trying to find them. So were you trying to go into I?
So we have a lot to talk about because we've been breaking the
seals to the levels of hell and we've that's how we've gotten to
level 2. So did you do you know what
level your parents were on or you were just looking aimlessly?
I was aimlessly looking because they died before my release from
my hot spring so I never even got to meet them and I was just
looking for any semblance of their souls or it just anything.
That's love. That is a little compact.
That is like finding a needle in a pile of needles.
And I made my way down by just sneaking around.
This was my first actual like combat experience.
Oh, first ever. Ever.
In life, ever in life, I. I patter on the back and I'm
like well damn, you did good, you only died once.
No, no. Mommy, she.
Took battle nap. Battle Nap.
It's different than dying. You go down, come up, go down,
come up, go down, come up. That's right, just a quick rest
to get back at it. I got AI, got a question for
Josh. So do I gain experience since I
died or how does that work? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do.
As long as you're here during the session and you exist, you
get experience. I was just thinking at that
because you're going to, I'm pretty much to.
Subclass this monk because I can say monk is she needs that.
You're pretty much going to power level the first few levels
there. It's how it always works playing
it's this is this is always pretty much the experience with
starting off like this. But I, I, it's basically it's
coming to tradition, tradition at this point.
Ezra, can you, you kind of see Ezra go from a werewolf mode,
kind of like warp down to like a dog mode and it's kind of like
nose to face to you as you're as you're sitting there going, so
does Mama asked me to teach you about how to how how about how
about say it pound the door because they smart, they they
help you. Oh my goodness, do we have
another sweet summer child of a character.
I mean she's neutral good and very naive.
Like almost Starfire level from Teen Titans.
Like it's she's borderline. Oh we do.
Oh my God, this is the worst. Time for.
Them to join in the middle of combat, in the middle of the
level of lust after we've already had our sex items.
We're talking about the birds and the game and the Giggity
view. Her whole opinion or her her
whole view on all of that is she likes the idea of like
relationships but she doesn't understand it at all.
Like from what she she has heard about it, she would enjoy it,
but she doesn't know what's going.
Don't worry, we have friend named Bob, he very smart.
Was that? Also perverted, so keep your
guard up. Was that that tentacle
apparition or whatever that was? That was in wherever I was
before him. Oh, no, no, no.
You're not supposed to go next to that unless you want to eat.
Then you go over there, get that, but then you're not
supposed to do that. Frankly says we're not supposed
to eat that. Don't worry.
No, no. Bob is like Bob.
Bob can. Bob can make himself look like
you, Bob look like me, Bob look like Mama Ash.
And then Bob super smart. And then we had a top.
No burrito burrito. Those were delicious too.
And oh, Bob can teach you all sorts of stuff too.
He'd been teaching me while Mama ashing them all talk in the in
the in the small rocket. That's right.
I think we should go into the pocket rocket for a moment and
regroup because we need to carry on getting to Clint Castle.
And at that instance, I'm going to put my hand on Ezra.
And I'm sorry, what's, what's your name?
Kalimba or you can call me Kathy.
Everybody does. Kathy Kelly.
Kelly. OK, so I'm going to put my hand
on Ezra and on Kelly. And I'm like, OK, we're going to
go inside and we're going to regroup for a second.
My name is Ash, by the way. And then we're just going to
poop into the pocket rocket. And I'm just going to assume
that everybody else either comes in there.
Unless. Somebody wanted to pick up the
pocket rocket and start trekking towards Clint Castle.
As Rob would. Go toward the door to the doors.
Bob. Bob the Cam, well Bob the camel
wouldn't greet you on the inside and say is it safe outside now?
Should I go back out to trekking towards the Clint Castle?
Things are gone. All right.
We have new friend. They need the lesson of the bees
and birds. I'm going to need to write a
book so I can stop repeating myself.
When do you do you know? Do you know what a hot dog is?
I am going to go to the bar and I'm going to get a bottle of
wine and I'm just going to chug a huge amount of it and then I'm
going to give it to Bob and let him chug the rest of it.
I think that's a good part to stop on, yeah.
We'll. Call this another long rest that
you guys would definitely have you.
Can faint the black there. Yeah, yeah, Alex, Ezra is not
the sharpest tool in the shed at.
All neither is Kalimba. She only has three years of like
life experience, so. Ezra has Can I eat it?
Can I kill it? Does it make Mama Ash happy?
That's his mode right now, 'cause Mama.
He has her like order of questioning things is is it
trying to hurt me, does it deserve to be hurt and does it
look like it could be cooked? Oh, here, yellow.
Well, Ezra. Oh yeah, it only keeps flashing
but OK here. Oh sorry, it's the wind I'll
I'll beat again. I'm checking what level I'm at
so that I can see if I can Oh. 5.
Oh, so I get this. I can actually subclass now.
How does this? How does this work?
Because I haven't leveled up a character yet?
Like what is? So if you're doing it through
D&D Beyond, there's a little sprocket on the top of the
character sheet. Click that and it'll take you
through the leveling process. Put the sprocket the three
lines, or. The gear looks.
Like a little gear. Looks like the gear.
Like on the character sheet. I think it's actually the forge
is what you want to go to. Yeah, like you, you click, you
click the character. Anvil.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah. If you're doing on computers in
Anvil, yeah. I forgot I'm on a mobile phone.
Well. I am too.
I'm trying to figure out where oh manage experience I see it.
Yeah. At level 5 I change.
And then you should have like all the drop down cool stuff
that you get to do. For those levels where.
I see it. Hold on.
Yeah. And don't you?
Have to hit I have. I have muck focus.
Now and you have to hit what? Don't you have to hit long dress
for the experience to actually apply to your character?
After he's done editing it. I think it might, yeah.
That's that. How do I actually like select a
subclass? Because it has a little
exclamation to work on it but I'm not seeing options.
Or is that just something like I have to like, say I'm?
Trying to have one. Let's see here.
Go into Ezra and hit the little edit button.
See what I do here? OK, let's see.
Manage character levels. All right, I'm in the character
builder. So now I have monks focused on
armored movement, uncanny metabolism, deflect attack,
ability score improvement, slow fall, extra attack, and stomach
chart. Yeah.
So you would you would click on the ability score and and then
you should see something that says monk disciplines or
something like that. They used to be ways, but I
think the new thing only has 2024 on it.
So it'd be like disciplines, and then you'd pick the subclass
under the disciplines and then under the ability score you'd
just pick are you going to take an ability score, IE make that
stack go up by two or two stats by one and then like.
I'm trying to apply my experience.
Hold on, I forgot to hit the apply button, it's loading or
something. Let me see here.
I forget how close Ezra is to leveling up again.
Let's see. I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure
he's, I'm pretty sure he's a long minute from leveling up
again. Let's see leveled from that.
Now let's see, let's see 3132 O 4-5 and I need not letting me.
No no no, no. I need to hit 140 before that
happens. Well, technically because of the
one shot I need. Oh wait, I figured it out and
figured it out. 165 I need 165. Depends.
Now guys, Nath Nath Devils. Good night, I get to pick
another free melee weapon from being here.
Oh yeah, kensai kensai. So kensai get proficiency in,
you know, specific weapons. So they they count as their
kensai weapons. And I get to pick another feat.
This is going to stress me out. Hold.
Up. Well, OK, you either pick a feat
or an ability, score one or the other.
I want to take the feet because I already have I already have
dual wielder. Where, where's your where's your
where's your current decks at right now?
16. 16 What's your current wisdom?
Thanks, I have no clue. Because amongst unarmored
defense is 10 plus their dex mod plus their wisdom modifier.
So you want to. Crank like her wisdom is 13. 13
OK, so right now you would have 10 + 2.
Plus 5 + 1. Yeah.
So yeah. 16. Yeah.
So you have 16. So what?
Your dex is 20? My dex is 16 and then my yeah so
so I get a + 5 and a + 1. No, for a + 5 you'd have to have
a 20 index. Oh OK.
Oh, plus 3 + 1. Sorry.
Yeah, plus 3 + 1. So yeah.
So how you raise your AC as a monk is you, you have to bring
your Intel. You have to bring your Dexterity
or your and your wisdom up. Because how like a barbarian,
it's our Dex plus our con. So it's 10 plus Dex plus Con.
So mine will have all my I'm. Reading about the Kinsey
abilities like Agile, Perry and Kinsey shot.
Oh yeah, those things are fun. And I already have calligrapher
supplies so I'm going to take the painters plus and I have
proficiency with simple weapons and a scimitar so I don't know
what I'll is a whip classified as a simple weapon?
What is that? Yes.
What's your what's your concern to simple weapon?
She's getting a whip. I think pretty much anything,
anything that doesn't require like like a crossbow isn't a
simple weapon like. I have nothing ranged as an
option. I have a whatever AYKLWA is.
I don't even know how to say that.
I'm not even know it's in that. But if it's a melee weapon I
have it like a Trident, a flail, badlach, Morningstar warhammer.
But I'm taking the whip and then for a range weapon she already
has proficient to move crossbow so I'm just going to take a
light crossbow to be done with it and then for ability score
improvement. How to improve?
Your decks that would improve your decks because that would
bring you from we'll see what what's your decks at right now
that you said 15. 16 it's going up to 18 and then which would
give you a + 314. Well, no, no, it'd only be the
decks going up to 18 because it's a + 2.
My my my thing says I get to raise one by two and then
another one by one, but I can't increase anything over 20.
I think you might have Oh, Josh, you know what I think?
I don't think he applied his racial, his racial abilities
into the. System I had to make AI had to
make a custom 1. Yeah.
So that's probably why it hasn't applied those.
So, yeah. So yeah, once you do that, then
yeah, you should be able to do all the other stuff they need.
OK so her dex is 13, her wisdom is 14.
How do I apply racial stuff after I?
That should be, should be, remember correctly.
Let's see, Ezra, where's my racial stuff at?
It should be like the little board, the one on the floor.
Oh goodness. It should be in the species area
where it says ability score increases.
So if you go to the like where it says class background, as you
see where it says species, you should be, you should be.
You should see where like it says details and you'll see
something that says ability score.
That's where those would be added or chosen.
Species follows the new options. You'll be able to customize
options like ability score increases in languages and
alignment as you continue. I think it I think it just does
it in the rest of it. It does look like you got a + 2
to your ability scores for your lineage.
I think it's when you go to your actual ability score.
Ability score increases origin. You chose Dexterity to get a +
2. I see ya.
And then I chose the dual wielder feet and the one that I
get to pick. Oh.
Dual wielder's good. I like dual wielder.
So was your question earlier though about multi classing if
you Scroll down to the bottom of glass.
Add it where it says add another class.
Yes, yeah. And to get the two spells that I
wanted, you say the wizard, the. Warlock probably is what?
I my my wizard is a lot because her intelligence is not 13.
So control water and create a ritual water.
Yeah, Yep. Which are good for the I forget
which subclass of Warlock, but it's a Warlock one that's good
because it's it'll give you those spells.
I just have to go back to that chat to make sure which subclass
it is. But.
Can I put? I want to put 3 levels into
each. You got 5 levels though.
Yeah, you got. Five, I mean, you can't do it
like one, or do I want the monk one?
Do I want to be a can say monk off that or do I want to
subclass word lock first? That's a good question.
I would hit your main class like so like for Ezra did.
You see what Matt message did you see what Matt message in the
general? Matt General, Matt Matt Matt
Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt, Matt, Matt.
At the very long like. Yeah, I just seen it.
I didn't. I donate my XP this game to the
to the big person. Yay.
So that means I can. What level am I at now?
You're at 5. I'm just going to the XP chart.
Yep. Oh, too far.
Yeah, like for Ezra, he is 12 levels of barbarian, he's 2
levels of Druid. That's interesting.
I didn't. I don't.
Know it was it was it was so it was a bit of a compromise on
because me and Josh like we couldn't because Ezra's a
werewolf, but there's no actual werewolf.
So for player so I I'm a beast. I'm a beast can not beast can.
I'm a shifter and to bring the full effect I am 2 levels in
druid, specifically moon druid so but.
It's just. I I gave I gave 2 levels to that
just so that when I when I rage it's I'm rage.
I am werewolf mode. I either go mode on 4 legs or
mode on 2 legs. My.
Question about the high skin that you healed with How?
What's the mechanics for the Gatling gun that y'all home
brewed? Oh my God.
Oh, oh, the Gatling gun. Because I don't if if it's
allowed I want to be a artificial Palico from like
Monster Hunter who has a Gatling gun that has a stand on it.
What's a Palico? The little the little tiny cats
that are in Monster. Oh, Oh yeah.
And they, they walk on, they walk on 2 legs.
OK so they're basically like 2 feet tall bipedal cat people and
they're extremely adorable, but I wanted to be an artificial
with a Gatling gun. It was 2 feet tall.
I'm. Trying to remember if I had any
restrictions on the Gatling gun. It's been a minute.
He was, he was talking about it and he said that y'all hand it,
hand any homebrew stuff to your son to see if he can break it.
Yeah, yeah, we. Do that would put you at six
level 6 though. OK, so I so I can get three in
both. That works out because then I
can subclass both. Oh no, Warlocks start their
subclass at level 1. They do, yeah.
Because they they're, they're making packs.
Daddy. What is what is mine?
Mine says it Level 3. Oh wait, no, that's their.
That's. Their packed.
That's their packed stuff. That's the packed stuff.
OK, firearms, there we go. What do I put for Eldridge?
What are Eldridge invocations? What do they do?
Eldridge invocations are basically they're higher levels.
No, no, those are the Mystic car condoms invocations.
They're basically OK So warlocks don't get spells like everybody
else. Because I get.
I get three of them because I'm Level 3 and I have so I gonna I
have agonizing blast, armor of shadows, Devil sight, Eldridge
mind, Eldridge spear, fiendish vigor, lessons of the first
ones, mask of many faces, Misty visions, otherworlds, elite pack
of the blade, pack of the chain, pack of the tone and repelling
blast. OK, so.
The the OK, so the packed of the blade plaque, the packed of the
blade, packed of the tone, packed of the chain, those are
packs. So packs are different than your
invocations. Invocations are basically, like
I said, warlocks only have two spell slots.
They only have two. So they have their two spells
that they pick out, but they heighten them up as they go, as
they level up. So to counterbalance the lack of
spells, they get what are called invocations.
Invocations like if you want your Eldridge blast to go
further, you would take Eldridge spear.
It increases the range of your Eldridge blast right If you.
What is? What is Misty Vision?
Misty, misty vision. That's yeah.
What's it say that's the first thing you got to do is read
whatever. It says you can cast silent
image without expending itself out.
What's silent? Image.
That's a silent Yeah, it's a spell.
And then you click on that. It's not like it doesn't have a
thing that I can click on to read about what silent image is.
It just says you can cast silent image without expending a spell.
It sounds like a. It sounds like a an illusion.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.
I can't. Really, I think it's that one
illusion where it's like it can't talk and it can't move.
And it's yeah, Yep, that is correct.
It's going to fit inside of a 15 foot cube and.
OK, so the Gatling gun, yeah, the Gatling gun is a heavy, 2
handed, heavy 2 handed weapon. So it's heavy.
So you at least have a, if I remember correctly, heavy.
You have to have a minimum. Strength score of 15.
So as a a monk, don't I gain AC based on the fact that I don't
have armor on? Yeah, it's called your unarmored
defense. It's 10 plus your decks, plus
your wisdom. What do I so if I do cast?
If I take armor of shadows and cast major armor on myself does
that like remove that or does it?
No, it's tax. It's tax.
OK I'm taking armor of shadows otherworldly leap because I can
cast jump and. I would I would use the spear so
it gives your elder's black elder's blast some some oomph
behind it, IE 300 feet away, elder's blast boom.
I'm gonna take pact of the tone because then I get a free 5
spell slots so with all the options.
Let's see. It's been a.
While. Since then I can get then I can
get Eldridge Blast within Pact of the Tone.
Love Eldridge Blast. I'm going to take I can take any
core rules, expanded rules 2014 Grim Hollow and Hombird, which
is the evil eye and silvery barbs for Hombird.
What the path was? I just went back and found it to
the subclasses, the subclass of the Fathom, the Fathomless.
Fathomless, Yeah, has the. I I see.
We'll, we'll have. Access Fiend Patron, the
Fathomless, the Genie, the Hex, Play the Undead and the Undone.
It's specifically the Fathomless 1 though that had access to both
of the spells that you wanted. I would have suggested other
ones but you from the path like a wizard is an option obviously
like you were saying too, but I wouldn't suggest that for your
your class because you're going you.
You were saying how you want to do focus your charisma and your
decks. Which warlocks work off a
charisma as opposed to Wizards who work off of intelligence?
And that and that might look like it's Tentacle of the Deep
from Fabulous, which I don't know what it is, but.
Dominance of tentacle. You get the tentacle people.
It lasts for a minute until or until I create one.
I can make a melee spell attack and then I could get to the sea.
I gained swimming speed of 40 feet and I could breathe in the
water. Yep, yeah.
It seemed it. Seemed it seemed like a good
good class. I'm gonna look at the other ones
just in case. Yeah, you can do those.
Those are just, I know what you wanted.
So I that's what I was suggesting because because you
can get it with that those, those, those spells that you
wanted to create what? What if I choose path of the
genie and I choose the water genie?
What do I get from that? Because I get to choose a patron
gene. It's so your your patron thing
is that those come, if I remember correctly, 'cause I'm
looking at this, I'm actually looking at it now.
Let's see. 'Cause I can choose a Dow, a
gene effort and a mad merid, so I get to pick an elemental gene
excuse. Me.
Pack magic. There we go.
Pack magic. No, not that.
There's where is it? Warlock subclasses.
Here we go. No, no, I want to read the
subclasses. I can't scroll over but I see
based on the one that you pick you can learn different spells
or different levels. Like if you pick a bell part I
can't see what the water one says because it won't let me
scroll over but it. Is now I can read.
All I see is Genie and Dale and then it cuts off.
It does not for whatever reason, look like 'cause what I what I
did is if you go to those spells that you wanted the creator
destroy water or control water, it says at the bottom, It says
at the bottom of those spells, it has A tag for available for
and for instance, creator destroy water has available for
cleric legacy. That's just that's don't worry
about that Cleric druid. So if you were any sort of
cleric, any sort of druid, you would get the that creator
destroy water, but you would have to be specifically warlock
subclass, the Fathom, the Fathomless to get the creator
destroy water. Those are the only ones that get
that. I'm not.
Are you all OK with me asking what certain spells are because
I get to pick 5 per pack of the tone?
What? I don't understand the question.
Bless. You for my Eldridge and
vacations, I'm choosing armor shadows that are really
compacting the tone and with pack the tone.
I can choose five spells in a Book of Shadows, and I don't
know what half the spells do. No, don't worry.
How about the it's been a minute, so I got it.
I actually have my books let. Me see, you'd have to go
through. I like I have to go through with
fall for my 30 years. Family tergies create sounds and
I think that's it, right? Yeah, it's just making your
voice bigger. Yeah, yeah, you can use it to
affect sound basically. You can also like throw your
voice and stuff like that with it.
So when my Book of Shadows appears, I can choose any three
hand trips and two level 1 spells.
I have the ritual tag. Yep, the that's the, that's the
very specific part is it has to be the ritual.
Yeah, move back. The ones that have the ritual
tag are like detect magic, unseen servant, purify food and
drink, speak with animals, tenders, flirting, floating
discs, comprehend languages so I can find familiar.
Oh yeah. Find familiar fun, yeah.
You're you're you're my. My suggestion is just go through
and read everything that you can and then make a decision because
what that's? What I'm doing, I'm looking at.
I'm looking at all the stuff that has a challenge level of 0
because I think it would go if I'm familiar.
I don't know. I'm getting find familiar and
I'm just going to summon the crab to fight with me every
time. I mean his his teacher Jacob he
wants used the spell slot tensors floating disc to
transport and over 300 and over 300 LB dragonborn because he was
super super fat. Can I automatically talk with my
familiar or do I have to pick speak with animals to talk?
No. You have a mental.
You have a mental link to your fine familiar.
I mean, I can, I can take what? I can still take tensors,
floating discs probably, so like it there.
There it is. This is the trouble with with
with spellcasters and people that are starting out.
It's it it, it's a lot of choices.
But the, the the warlock is the other reason I suggested it is
because of the of them, it has the least amount of choices.
Still with a lot of power though, yeah.
And. It's more compact, definitely.
The another thing me and both of my characters have in common is
we're all very indecisive, so it's going to take me like a
while looking. Over.
The good news is is you have two.
Weeks like 80 times. Well, don't worry.
Yep, always can pose questions to the group, but yeah, I'm not
going to. I got a question that it
doesn't, but what's the difference between Tensor's
floating disk and the the regular floating disk?
So have I got time? Or is it 1 can hold more weight?
Oh yeah, literally. But I'm going to call it a
night. Need to.
Yeah, same. Here y'all take it easy again.
Fuck you, Craig. Oh yeah, I haven't seen.
Everybody. I.
Will see y'all next week. I have had fun.
Good. See you then.
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