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Now let's dive right back into Tara.
Through the campaign Allelopolis, here's.
The fucking Craig. Craig.
Hi, Craig. How dare you?
Be nice to Craig. Fuck.
That guy. Yeah, he's an asshole.
Maybe that's what I meant it. Oh.
The hand. Just kidding.
Fucking Craig. The dice spins.
Turns the campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that
become stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the infinite sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten and the campaign that
gave at birth comes again and again.
The hand the fate tosses, the dice rolls, spins, turns.
Hitherto, the Rum Roller set sail from Socrates to Shondar
the Red Dragon's Island not far after splashing down from the
cliffs of the Market District. However, the Ryleson's Wisteria
Cat and Hamilton rescue Olive from the wreckage that she clung
to in the churning sea at night as after the sun had set,
immediately taking to navigation for the Rum Rollers Olive with.
With a torque that matches theirs, she quickly became a
part of the crew, whereupon she attempted to direct me may to
steer around a giant hulking mass in the in the distance.
Turning hard to port, the mass teleported directly in front of
the ship before turning invisible.
Cat was able to strike the air around it with a shattering
thunderous blast while calling all others hands to deck.
Bring as well as wisteria cast, bringing light to the now
exposed writhing mass of teeth and tentacles.
Will the rim roller survive? Let's find out.
I'm gonna need an an initiative from Frederick, Frederick, Meme,
and Zanora. Oh.
Lord. All right, let me we figure out
how to roll dice. Wow, that was God awful role.
We're starting off strong today. Oh, maybe not as bad as that
one. Yeah, so I'm going to role play
that. Frederick has hit his head at
some point and that's why he just keeps blacking out.
Apparently. He's also very slow lately, so.
He's just brain damaged. But I can't even remember his
name. It's William the Bastard, right?
Yeah, Yep. Poor soul.
So that was on that one and I also have like a -, 1 so.
I got a 7. I I see that.
How does that work DM when you roll A0?
You go last. There's there's different.
My character is already asleep. I think you just lay down.
Rulings on the matter. Make my soul God.
But yeah, Frederick was still getting over the the
intoxicating substances of the pink plush pig.
That was the last thing that I recall.
Oh. Was that the nightclub?
Yeah, you woke up for a little bit at some point again on a
dune. To meet a new character, Zenora.
Me. And then we killed Loki
accidentally. Yeah, and then you went back to
sleep. Accidentally, I recall very
purposely stomping on. A table.
You guys wanted to kill him. I killed him accidentally with
the coin. Oh, that part that that's true.
That was the accident. I I'm remembering this like I
was in a drunken haze. Like legitimately?
Yeah, you. Even though I was kind of just
sober and I just can't remember it.
You were you. You were so.
You were so hungover. You were still drunk at that
point, I would guess. So let me get this straight And
I'm in like we're are in like a the a dune, but it's like a full
size ship now and we're at sea and I'm guessing I'm in my room.
Right. Is my armor also in my room?
Yeah. I would guess that you would
basically come back after brutalizing Loki like it was a a
dream of some sort and laid back in bed like, hmm, maybe you'd
have stopped at by the pot, you know, to take a take a whiz and
lay back down. I like to think that Frederick's
been up this whole time during this.
Whatever fight's going on and he's just slowly putting on his
armor like so won't whirl. So you wear like, heavy?
Armor the old man. Because if you wear, if you wear
heavy armor like, you can definitely say like it takes you
like a good 20 minutes. Put that shit on.
If that's the case, then that that's probably accurate right
when you hear because what I'm going to say to for the rest of
your your except for me May, who's very aware that the combat
has been going on even though you weren't here, you were
steering a dune at the time. So you you know of the giant
teeth and tentacles that are currently attacking or
attempting to attack the crew and the dune included.
And it was Kat who called everybody to arms.
So you you would have been woken up, probably Frederick by a a
big old cockle doodle Doo of from Kat and saying everyone on
deck, basically. And then it's been like, slowly,
so go through a whole round of combat and then come.
But otherwise, Sonora, you were. You were the other one that
isn't directly on deck at this time, that is here this evening.
I I would have guessed, at least from our last discussions too.
You were in the bottle and on a dune before, they or no?
You you got back onto the deck after getting when they released
a dune into the Cliff off the Cliff face.
Yeah, I think I was the one that was throwing all the barrels off
of the Cliff. You were trying to.
Yeah, I remember. No, I was the successful 10.
I rolled like a Nat 20 on it or some shit.
To get him onto the ship, yeah, you guys put him through the
through the portal onto the deck and figured out that you could
get on the deck that way and then forgot the the. 1/2 of the
portal on the on the Cliff so had to turn the boat around and
come back and get that other plate.
Yes. Oh, did we go get the other
plate? That's good.
Yeah. Yeah.
Question. Was my armor like a special
thing that we made-up, or was it just like an armor out of the
like, Big Book of Armor or whatever it is?
Are you talking about the Adamantium?
Yes. Be kind of even funnier if you.
Know where that is. Actually, you might wake up and
have that thought and. That's what I was asking about.
Oh, we didn't grab that, did we? The Rarlson's right.
At the last second we grabbed it.
Oh, OK. I wasn't sure.
Yeah, 'cause at first we were we like, we were just considering
leaving it. Yeah.
What had happened for your for for your for yourself George and
not Frederick. Frederick doesn't know.
Is that you, the the rest of your party members walked
through the market district and seen or were were greeted by the
guy that was supposed to be refitting your armor to a gent
your size. And he'd done such, and was
asking about you and know known your companions past, especially
me, May and the. Rawlsen's being being haven't
been there last. And with you didn't want to take
your armor at first because they thought you might want to get it
yourself, but then realizing they were going to leave the
Rawlsen's grabbed it for you currently.
But you might have that thought and probably like shit, and I
don't know, I don't know what you do with that information of
how to role play that particularity of it.
I know you had armor beforehand, though, 'cause you.
Yes, I I do. So you could be still putting
that heavy armor that you had previously on and thinking that
you're probably still on in the bottle.
I would guess you somehow managed to sleep.
It it it would be amazing if I all thought like this, like we
were getting like shooken around in the bottle and that's what
was happening. Like there's some battle going
on outside the bottle, so it's shaking the bottle, so you got
to go out and join it. Yep, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, totally up to your interpretation there.
But with that all being said, we did stop at the top of the order
for simplicity's sake there too. For the rest of the folks that
have already rolled their initiative, jump up.
For a hot 2nd, but I'll be back. Yeah, and that would be Olive
and I I know for from. Talking to her that she wasn't
going to be here, but she would go to the ballista, which it
takes a turn to aim, even if you don't don't load it, it's
already loaded on this side that that hasn't been fired yet.
But she'd go to that one of the cannons had been fired.
I knew that much too. She'd.
She'd switch, probably use her movement to get over to the
ballista. And then aim it.
And then it would be wisteria's turn.
Because just for everyone's reference, what that one piece
of information I did share was how to fire a ballista or a
cannon. Nice general chat, which just
fun fact. I'm sure will come in handy.
Very carefully. Fucking chaos.
I. Hope for the chaos.
Maybe, but you do got to load it.
You got to as one action, you've got to aim it for one action,
and you've got a firing as an action.
So it takes 3 actions to use, but it does 3D10.
Does it have a fuse or is it one of those things you just toss
the top off and it goes? Because it'd be funny if it had
a fuse and you had to wait till your next turn for it to go off.
Much more of the firing I. Don't do the Jeopardy music.
Gotcha to. Be honest, it would be real
funny to like, spend a whole turn like ready in this thing
just for it to miss because the thing moved well.
That would be hilarious. That's kind of how it could
work, because it's one turn to aim, one turn to load.
That's why on a bitch this big you just aim towards the middle.
Yeah. Facts.
But. All right, fuck, I'm.
Am I still grapple? You are.
You can tell that it's wanting to lift you up as well, which
would be a strength check or a Strength saving throw to get out
of, I think if you're. Trying to do that, OK.
But you could easily do something else with your action.
You don't have to try and get out of grapple.
I'll. Try and break the grapple.
It's a 22. Oh damn, girl.
Yeah, I'm perfect in strength saves.
That that definitely, you definitely slide out of the.
The grip of it. OK, and then so that was my it's
breaking the grapple. Action or movement.
I can't remember, OK. 'Cause you're you're you're
being restrained, so. You have to.
Forcibly unrestrain yourself. Yeah, And then as my bonus
action, I am. Let me see.
I want to sing a corn song. As my bonus action, I am going
to cast Misty Step and I am going to.
Teleport to right here. I just thought of a really funny
question. OK.
Right here. I'll wait till after she's done
doing her stuff. And then that'll end my turn.
OK. Yeah.
It has nothing to do with the game, Nothing at all.
Everyone knows what, like scat singing is right?
From Like Jazz. Yep.
Scoobity whop up, pal. Is what Boon does in, like a lot
of their songs, scat singing. Sure.
I yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, sure it is. I think on a technical term,
yeah, it absolutely would be. I feel like this is a very
appropriate like. That meme of just Why would you
say something so controversial? I live in my brain.
The world is still this. Pain.
Well, while you're contemplating that, it is me Mae's turn, you
are currently steering the boat for your reference, That was
near you. And yeah, I don't know what
you're doing with all that, but you see a.
A illuminated monster that's lights are dancing around
currently, yeah. And so I am.
I might need your help with this.
So I look very small in relation to these squares, so I don't
know how many squares away I don't know if that's accurate.
I don't. I'm having a hard time look
figuring out how far away I'm from this monster to figure out
if I can attack it or not because the squares on the ship
look so I now like having built a map, I realize that there is
a. The squares on the ship look
bigger than the squares in the sea, and I don't know if you
have a better, oh wait, we have a measuring tool, don't we?
Yep, yeah, I'll just use that. Look at me is can I hit its
claw? Does that count?
Yeah. I mean depending depending upon
what you're aiming with. Yeah, 50 feet, right?
Or do I need to hit? Its like, do I need to hit in
the fucking face? You don't need to hit it in the
face. Fuck it's face.
If you can. Hey, baby.
I would like to roll a seduction.
I would like to seduce the bad guy.
Where's? Baharash.
Is me. Seduce the Kraken.
In the same like boat that my character's going to be in is
that there's like very little long range ripping away.
But does anybody need heal? I don't think so at this point,
right? No, not yet.
I've done nothing so now. This is only the second round of
combat 2. No, I don't think I took any
damage from it Picking me up and slamming me, did I?
It didn't. It it didn't slam, it just
grappled, yeah. I think the Kraken's trying to
roll Sididuciu. I mean, it's mating dance.
Oh. Actually feeling kind of love.
Technically I guess you would have from it's from it like
squeezing you from the grapple. I guess we'll we'll just say
nine I it's too far back for me to roll.
We'll just say nine. I can't.
Tell. Josh is German like coming out
we'll? Just say 9.
We'll just say see now the damage, that's what I.
Choose to believe. I feel like, yeah, you know, if
we are, you know, interpreting things that are.
It's like Secret Hitler all over again.
Everybody just. This is actually why I've asked
you all to make a character of your real world self.
Because right now, George, I want you to roll your the brain
fart convincing the oh shit. Persuasion.
Thank you.
Hold on. OK, now I understand what we're
going for now. Why is everything white?
On this character sheet I hate. It is it not in the dark mode
did. That show up, Yeah, it's I heard
of Badou persuasion. Of 12, I'll roll it against mine
here. Yeah, it did no damage.
I think surely. I accomplished something.
I will see you guys next turn. That was your, that was your
contribution for the round. For the audience, that was a Nat
one, it was a Nat one, and that's moving on.
We may keep doing anything with your turn.
I am I am rolling guiding bolt which has a range of 120 feet.
Rolling it at sixth level. Whoa, whoa.
Breaking on the big gun spell slots.
Rick players in the house. Whoa.
The. Big Boy. 19 will hit that's.
Good. I do 31 damage.
And it's verbal and semantic. So I'm going to, I'm going to
do, you know, like when you're driving and you have shit to do
with your hands, so you put your knee up and you start driving
with your knee. So mommy's going to do or Mimi's
going to do with the wheel. They're going to like lift their
knee up and start driving with their knee and like raise their
hands above their head and just say eat shit and and cast the
bolts. Have a bunch of bolts from the
above, this creature. So, so I know it says guiding
bolts, but I'm going to I imagine this more like like
rain, like instead of 1 big bolt it's going to be like a series
or a bunch of little bolts hitting it in a like a radius of
area 31 damage. And you're aiming at the end of
one of these tentacles basically.
So as it no so it's the range is 120.
I am aiming for like the the the mass of the body.
So if there are eyes I want to try to blind it or if I can like
get the soft spots in the mouth. I'm assuming that would do a lot
of damage like I'm aiming for. It's it's soft open.
It looks like it has an open maw.
I don't know. If that's like I know this is a
static picture. You got to.
I'm trying to hit it where it hurts.
Definitely is a gaping maw and it you your bolts.
Slam into it and you see it, even tearing some of the flesh
off of it and it just searing through it.
You, you, you. You see it mostly and largely
being chunked apart just from that one attack and you hear it,
you know, scream in anguish of I got that didn't come through at
all. But Nope.
Imaginations. A scream of terrifying.
Screams of anguish. I know what I hear.
Was that all you're doing with your turn, or?
I do have a bonus action? I can use the Spiritual weapon,
but its range is only 60 so that I'm going to target the claw
with. OK.
The claw. So yeah, I'm going to at fifth
level again because nobody needs help yet, so I'm going to use my
big bad spell slots to try to attack this thing.
So yeah, my goal is to whichever claw is closest to me, because
I'm sure these are in motion. I'm going to try to the
spiritual weapon. I'm going to cast in the form
of, like a giant machete. Going to try to like either.
The hope is to cut it off completely, but if I can't cut
off this end claw sucker thing that would do damage, at least
I'm going to try to like, you know, like Nearly Headless Nick
in Harry Potter. I want to like disable it the
best that I can. So if it doesn't like, make a
clean cut, maybe like a a nearly nearly near separate cut.
Nearly clawless monstrosity, yeah.
At first split second, a ghostly form of Danny Trejo Pierce.
Because. It's a machete.
That is a natural 20. It looks like, yeah, one of them
was a natural 20. Do you guys not know who Danny
Trejo is? I do not.
That's why I said is it because it's a machete?
He he He is machete. Oh, that guy.
Machete. I'm also going to need you to
roll me a new either start a new skill up.
Or roll AD 20 plus your strength for a the new skill would be
called like a cap captaining. I don't know what it's called
when you captaining. Sure, Commanding.
Leadership. Well, it's the.
It it's the fact that you're steering currently that I'm
going for, I'm OK with the new skill.
How do I do that? I mean multi multitasking?
Is that the skill? I still think the idea of boat
driving is the best. Do I put it under skills or
under proficiencies? Skills and you should see at the
bottom of your skills a some skills add custom skills.
Yep, it'd. Be fair, skill number one, You
could name it. How would you like me to call
this? Wouldn't it be steering or
sailing? You could name it however you
like, but it's this skill is related to your ability to steer
the ship. I'm going to say running shit.
Running shit, I was. Going to say, as long as you
know what it means, it doesn't matter.
Diarrhea. All right, what's what's my
proficiency level? Half year, yeah.
I would say, 'cause you you did steer past the, oh, half
proficient. Half.
OK. Because you're you're current.
It would be your strength. You sure?
Not wisdom. Yeah, I mean, probably actually
wisdom, because Aduna does. I think we've covered that too,
where Aduna technically does most of the work when it comes
to the physicality of the boat. You're just really guiding,
yeah. Yeah.
I have to like, see and understand where the ship needs.
Ship needs to go. I was looking up Okie dokie.
It's like I was running shit. Yeah, I I was looking up words
to see if we could come up with something funny, and I hadn't
found anything yet, but apparently apparently, yeah.
OK, but apparently a part of the mechanism to steer ship is
called the whip staff So. Nice.
Yeah. You've got got it created, you
can roll it up, no? Running Shit 15, you're able to
keep keep a keep a more or less coarse that you were intending
to to, which you've now started to correct more back towards the
east because you were headed towards S Yeah, Yeah, which
you're going from. To shut.
Go into the right direction. You think And then we have the
creatures turn. If yours is done with Hamilton
and cat on deck, are we allowed to have a a damage bar on the
creature? I really do enjoy those.
I know that they the damage bars or the HP bars can be kind of
annoying, but. I find it extremely helpful in
these situations. Yeah, I understand. 140.
Another dumb question that might have been answered in a previous
session. Do we have like a magically
propelled ship or like an act like a normally propelled ship?
Magic. I saw it.
So it was when she was doing Bunny sacrifices.
But we're not doing Bunny sacrifices anymore.
So yeah, but that's a good idea. Zeph set up.
The alcohol sacrifice is. There, just like a bottle
constantly dripping on the ground.
Kind of. She set up like a brewing
station and I think it's just set to like isn't it set to just
like self brew? I don't think.
Or no wait. It's the fucking tree.
Yeah, there was. There's a crystal in my heart in
in my deck below. And I I'm saving some of the
description for it too. Because Zenora, you were, you
were down there is what I was going to say from a role-playing
aspect. Because you also still weren't
really like you weren't hungover like everybody else was still
from the night before. And so when you got onto the
ship and everybody else was just kind of relaxing or going to
sleep for the evening before they before this, you were
probably like exploring the boat that you're going to be on for
the for a little bit here. Fuck yeah.
So you were at the lower portion of the deck and I'll get when it
comes to your turn, I'll tell you what you what you found.
Cool. Can you guys see the health bar
Negative? I mean I can't see anything, so
I think. You may want to zoom out then.
No, no, he's in. He's in his own room there
still. I'm on my own plane at the
moment. Oh, no, spy.
He's out vibing in his own plane of existence.
Bound, bound. Bound.
What did I click on then?
Oh, here we go, Invisible to everyone.
I don't think it. I think that'll work.
How about now? I'm I'm on a board now.
I like how it the the creature that disappears, like literally
into a black hole. Yeah.
Well, yeah, that's cool. Like a?
Bass is centered. I don't know exactly.
I don't know why. It seems like the lights have
been turned out. That's definitely because I
turned darkness on, because it is still night time all right,
So maybe that's the natural one too.
They're trying to put heavy armor on in the dark.
He's like jumping trying to put his boot on and falls over help.
I can't get up. I've fallen and I can't get up.
Well, some stuff for it, but the creature.
For its turn here for four. In a fit of rage starts After
getting it, it's mass quite well assaulted.
It starts flailing its tentacles around, some of which are trying
to grapple and hold on to a dune, it seems like.
And you guys all hear, hear a dune in your head kind of
whimpering. That's right that.
Is rain. And let's see what a dune At
least buy a dune dinner first. Gosh.
I was just going to say a dune run.
I've seen this porno before. A dune is grappling currently.
How you grapple a ship, though? That's the real question.
Several tentacles that are very large.
Tentacle there this is. Sounding like a This is sounding
like a interesting position that we've got her in.
Cortina, you make you somehow made it sound worse.
Congratulations. Yep.
That's the goal. Why do you think I said I've
seen this before? Shoot plus 10 plus.
Eleven. There we are, all right.
A dune ship you can feel under all your feets, not only rocking
now with the impacts of the blows, but also creaking, as if
being pulled into the monster. The mouth doesn't seem to be
able to open up wide enough to to swallow it, but it is pressed
up against the side as if trying to.
He's like jumping every base and going straight for home.
My dude, you have to ask permission.
Roll for consent. You have to roll for consent.
Then it would be Hamilton's turn with Cat on deck and Zenora to
follow. They're going to aim the cannons
at this time directly at the creature and load.
Said Cannons. The the oh cat cat really
cannot. Oh, I was.
Going to say. Cannon Cat Load and move a
cannon. Hamilton.
Fire a cannon like a mage hand or something.
I feel like Cat could anyway. It's going to feel like Hamilton
would be much more likely to be preparing a load, though.
Yeah, Iggity question, Mark. So yeah, that's what is
happening over there. Hamilton has got the ball in and
got. Balls in hand, it's got just
like squawking instructions. And getting ready to light the
fuse with yourself now Zanora with his up and.
I'm not on the deck, am I? I'm underneath.
You are not. You are down here, which I can
move the camera for you, but I don't know if anybody can see
that. Oh, I see it.
Yeah, I'm seeing a dune's guts. Oh, I see.
The giant. That's the giant there.
There's a tree in there. There's a tree.
Yeah, the ship. You see?
Where you'd where you'd come down, you'd actually recognize
what looked like to be some sort of control and machine room,
probably in some sort of propulsion too, 'cause there was
a glowing crystal that a tree is growing from.
Interesting. I can just see you being like a
a dunet. A dunet you got There's a tree.
You got a tree. She's gonna be, like, rushing up
on the deck and she's gonna be like, there's a tree, oh.
I'm thinking of the regular show like.
Nodding like along with like fully expected, but like.
I have no idea what the fuck's going on.
No, that's pretty much like she's accepted at this point.
She's never gonna, like, understand anything, but she
still is very concerned about a lot of things.
She she's just taking in the information is like, all right,
yeah, on to the on to the next fucking thing.
Can't wait to learn more so. Adune would have responded to
you with. Yeah, oh, I know Diri.
It's it was Thea who had placed the one of the seeds along with
the the tree and the crystal it. It actually provides a small
amount of energy for me to run it, but for larger exertions I
need a bit more oomph. That was provided by some
crystals the rest of the rum rollers had given to me.
They'd found them in several places throughout the throughout
Tarth so far. One, some of which were in the
Crystal Tower and others were on a on a mountain in or around the
Hermit. They saved me.
I was just sitting by myself. Interesting.
OK, I'm going to go join the battle now.
Yeah, I guess I'll make my way. Am I actually standing that far
away from the freaking stairs? All of my movement's gonna be to
get up the goddamn stairs. I'm small.
Hey, I would guess so only because the area you're standing
in currently is. Also where the you do see a a
setup for brewing that somebody has set up.
It seems like there's something well past fermenting.
It's to the to the. To the point where you're you're
wondering if they've forgotten about it down here.
Oh God, that's just gone bad. That's gross.
The answer would be yes. That's now a chemistry
experiment. Yeah, I want to get at least
like to like the top of the stairs.
I'm hoping I can get. I only have a Oh no, actually
halflings walk pretty quickly. 35.
I'm a monk too. 35 feet. Yeah, you'd be able to get up to
the top of the stairs. Cool.
I'm going to the top of the stairs.
Yeah. So would that bring me up onto
the deck? I'm just getting you over there
now. Is she technically in combat?
Oh yeah, she's. Not now.
I will be. I mean now that she's up on the
deck, but like when she's below decks, does that count?
The whole. Ship.
That's the amount of speed that I can still move within like one
round so. The ship is in combat, therefore
yeah, own the ship is also in combat.
Yeah, pretty much. Because you see.
Go ahead. Oh yeah, I see where I am.
OK, cool. Nice.
Yeah, OK. I'm really close to him.
I'm not. I'm I I don't think I'm close
enough that there's anything that I can punch within 5 feet
of me of him, is there? There's probably some tentacles
strapped across the deck that you when you walk out, you
almost trip over. I almost draw some too.
I'm just gonna draw some stuff for that too, 'cause that's
that's gonna be hard to remember.
Uh oh, now he's drawing tentacles.
Oh, we're really getting. On I'm pretty sure Josh has been
drawing tentacles since he was a kid.
There's my tentacles. Do you like them?
They're straight lines. Oh, they're so they are so
detailed. I can't believe that you can
draw like that. OK, yeah.
Then I'm going to use my action and I'm going to attempt to
unarmed strike this little the the tentacle that's right in
front of me. Let's see how I do that was a
fucking gnat 1 to fucking why did it roll twice?
Well, the second one is much better than one you've rolled.
I'm so confused. I definitely had it.
Maybe it maybe it thought it it took away my Nat one and turned
it into a 16. So I was gonna.
Say if you rolled in that one and that was what you got after
that, your modifiers. Oh, don't forget you have a it.
You know what it did it. It accounted for your halfling
luck. It didn't.
I do have halfling luck. Oh my God, I forgot about that.
I never really play short characters, so I forget that
halflings have that. Yeah, so it it negated the
because you can reroll. Yeah, you can reroll any Nat one
that's a halfling, and it did it automatically for you.
That that's why. Because I definitely was like,
that's a Nat one. And then it just rolled again
and I was like, what? OK, cool.
Yeah. So that's a 23 to hit.
Oh yeah, that'll hit. And that's I I rolled a 16.
Now we're here. That's nine damage, which is
like the maximum damage. So I wrote pretty fucking good
on that. And then I'm going to use one of
my key points to do Theory of Blows to do 2 more hits on him.
So. It'll be 1/2 link.
Yeah. I like the idea that.
Well. That's a 10 for the.
Second point. Jack and his.
Guess is a no. No.
Well, I I like the idea. And then a 20 to hit for the
last one. Cool.
And that is 8 more damage to the tentacle right in front of me.
So yeah, it's a total of 17 damage with just my fists.
Oh. I punch real good and that's my
you need to oh, I feel like I have some weapons I could give
you. I have a dagger.
You pull your. I'm a monk.
You pull your first hand back that you you actually made
contact fully, fully with, and it was up to your wrist inside
of the tentacle when you punched the wrist.
I actually, I feel like that's not that far.
I am very small. Yeah.
And these things are a, a a good.
Foot and a half 2 foot in diameter, so.
Cool. Yeah, I punched them.
I punched them. Bonus action.
Yeah, That's all I did. That was it.
I did everything. Rawlins.
I did all the things. I did everything.
Did all the things RARL AT shirt.
We'll look over to his siblings and scream for them to get
undercover. You're not supposed to be in
fights. And then I assume he will.
Just to be clear that they could could could be used in this
aspect only because the of the utility of having multiple
bodies. That's fair.
I mean that's AU thing I know so they'll they'll one of them will
help load for I I think it was Olive that was shooting the
cannon. It's Kat.
Kat and Hamilton are shooting, so maybe one of them is helping
move the cannon after Hamilton loaded it to aim it.
Hamilton need a cannon. I thought Hamilton gun is a
cannon. And that's a fairpoint.
I think he was just trying to set Kat up more than anything.
Got it, she. Is a chicken and kind of
helpless. Yeah, all right.
Well, I mean, they'll help whoever, whoever needs help
loading and unloading, aiming and stuff.
Rarl will look at his hand where the new dusters are that he has,
and he says to himself, let's see what these things can do.
And he will use his action to cast booming Blade on on this
creature at one of the tentacles in front of him.
And let's see. All right, I need to see how
this attack works. I rolled it once, actually quite
a few times to make sure that it was still set up right, but it
should be just straightforward. Jesus, that's a lot of dice.
Oh, that's in that 20 baby. Oh, that's double.
Oh, I. Forgot to do that earlier too.
Everything. Oh my God.
So for the rest of you, I have a new item made of my made of the
table that we got from or that I got from the started game, a
ring of resizing and then I shaped it into like a basically
a. That melded into my skin, and
now I have. When did this happen?
Superclaws. I built it a little while ago
after we killed Loki with it, 'cause I realized how good it
was. And then Josh finally got around
to figuring out what it does. Which, thank you, God.
I I just it just clicked on what you meant.
Yeah 'cause Frederick was the one beating Loki with the table.
Yeah. That was Alilopoulos.
We also talked about the ramifications, just for
everyone's sake, of having Alilopoulos as a table that is
merged with a person. So you might have people jumping
off the Rawlins now. Anyways, I'm.
So glad that I could be an inspiration.
Thanks. I too want to beat people to
death for the table. He is an orange cat.
It makes sense. In the.
World. So yeah.
Of is that a total of 89 damage? 89 damage?
Yeah, with a natural 20. Get fucked, sea monster.
In in the world. I feel like it's dead now.
That's a lot of damage. That is a lot of damage.
That is a lot of. Damage.
It definitely is if you want to describe it.
Yeah. Death that happens from you,
striking its one tentacle. Not even its vain mess.
It's dead. Yeah, it.
Was like the whole monster is dead.
The The whole monster is dead. Oh.
To prove the power of flex tape, I punched this monster in half.
Does anybody know? If I'm going to kill it, I guess
I'll I'll alter the the finishing blow a bit.
He will. He'll start at one end of it and
just like Dash since he's got all the speed up the tentacle
while having his claw like descended, like cutting into it
the tentacle all the way up to the the head of the monster and
then like jump up. From the head of the monster as
as the whole thing just like dies and then lands and then
runs back over, he says. That went way better than I
thought it would. While you're and I thought I
punched hard. While you're doing it to the
claw that's sinking into it, you feel an annulling sense to the
magic even that you're wielding currently.
Although you probably just with the Nat 20 and everything else
still managed to fucking kill it but you your damage would have
been reduced. You can tell because while
you're dragging your cloth through it, you can feel the
physical damage happening, but the magical damage that was
slowly accumulating along the length of it too was diminishing
on its skin. You don't know if it's a natural
property of monster or not, but just a fun little thing like
that and as you get up to resistant to magic.
You get to the top. We should.
We should wail this thing. To the top of the tentacle at at
the at the mass of its mouth. There you rip on through and it
starts to just gushing this ooze of of a blood out along the
whole length and across a dune too, from where you were
starting to cut on the tentacle, this reddish the blood.
God. That just rings down blood God
all over you too. And then it's stops, its
wriggling and holding of a dune in place and is floating in the
sea. Oh, I don't know why I ever
leave to go on top of deck. I feel like everything just
always goes wrong for me every time I leave.
The safety of milk for the. Corner.
You should just always leave. Always live up here.
And I don't know if that's how it works.
And at this very moment, Frederick Buss wearing only one
boots and it's. I can imagine you like
accidentally, like like barrel over me because I'm very small,
like trip over me like I'm a little, like, stoned in the way.
Well, at least in this particular case, you came out
from a different spot when than where he's coming from, so.
OK, that would have been funny though.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to create use create water to rain
in a 30 foot cube to try to I I imagine this blood or whatever
is gushing out of this creature is going to be real bad for
adune's adune and so I'm going to try to wash as much as I can
off. You did slightly hear some of
her disgust at it, at the very least, and appreciation of as
you're washing. It off the one tentacle that
you'd run up seems to be mostly severed from the rest of its
body. Actually to as you're getting up
to the joint on the the, I'm assuming you're still standing
on top of the monster too because combat has ended.
You guys can do whatever you want, but.
Who is standing? Yeah, I'm licking my paw to
training myself. OK, gosh, I'm going to scream
out as it's raining that like, hey, guys, we should probably
harvest some of this monster. Yeah.
Yeah, for sure. Tentacle, that's like right?
I forget how to ping, yeah. Is there a way that you can
reset my view, Josh? Because it's all like it's just
Gray. Maybe we should use a ring of
reasonable size on this monster so we can pack it up and cut it
down. Oh, we should put it in a little
jar. We should pickle it in a jar.
This tentacle right in front of me, I'm going to take out my
short sword and I'm going to start like trying to like cut it
down into reasonable like chunks.
Do you have a specific skill? Otherwise I would say sleight of
hand. I think that's what we've
generally relayed harvesting skills to.
Don't I have like, nature and stuff like that, but.
You can do a survivor, say survivor.
Survivor. Survivor.
I'll do Survivor Nat 20. Oh, nice. 27.
Good choice. I think you guys are just.
Rolling with Loaded Dice tonight or something.
I think so. I don't know, bro.
Some of us haven't been rolling so good.
I was. Going to say my first role was
in that one. It goes even I also had in that
one. I just happened to be 1/2 leg.
One way or the other, I guess. My best role to make very new
and that was a 12. What are you trying to
accomplish exactly when you say you're harvesting from the
tentacle? Just so that I'm clear 'cause.
I was. I'm just trying to so how big?
Like how how big is this tentacle?
Like I see them. Out on the wall.
No, I'm thinking food. Personally.
Yeah, the tentacle, it's itself as I described, being almost 2
feet in diameter, each one of those that were wrapping around
the ship. We got food for days.
Yeah, and and extending all the way across to, under and around
the ship to hold it in a grapple, you're talking.
Tons of food about 30 feet. About, no, sorry, sorry.
About 60 feet of tentacle in one tentacle, so.
OK, how do you ping again? Look, I can make rope.
Out of it, just hold down on the mouse.
Oh, OK. So I'm going to cut it like,
right here. And then like right here.
OK. And just like toss the end bits
like into the ocean. OK.
And then just kind of try to like, I don't know, I have two
short swords. I could just like hack away at
it. Raro will yell out.
Seeing you guys do this, I'm pretty sure it's got some sort
of regenerative properties if we want to like.
If there's like an Arcana user on board who could like, you
know. I could do an Arcana check.
'Cause like maybe we could make some sweet like like leather,
like sea sea monster leather or something.
I. Don't.
Know. You know, actually, could you
roll me a history with it too? I sure can.
I sure cannot. For.
It's special. I don't know how, but it's
special. For five, you know for sure that
it is it is a magical beast. But you you're not.
You yourself are not entirely sure right.
What? Go ahead.
As you're going to cut up and sparse up that one piece of
tentacle with your dagger as you described, you're cutting around
it and you realize just in touching it you feel some of
your normal enchantments around you take less effect and in.
General Oh yeah. The magic of yourself diminish
so. In Like Being a fairy fae
descent too you you feel almost averse to this animal when
touching it. So, so upon Rawlson saying,
like, I think it's magical with Sarri's just going to like look
down at it with her short swords in her hand and just lick it and
like, Oh my gosh, just kind of look around and be like, hmm.
Yep, it's magic. Well, and then she's immediately
going to just like gag. Should we put it?
I do think maybe the if if we have an extra ring of resizing
we could bag this whole creature and am I instead of just
harvesting a little? Who would really like the fact
for it to be, like, hallucinogenic?
Maybe it would be. Hilarious.
Is it cracking blood? Hallucinogenic.
Roll the Constitution. OK Damn. 09 A9 A9 you you.
You're able to, you know, hold the vomit back as you after
you've licked your blade. But the.
My mouth feeling numb. The the flavor of it does wash
away quickly as the numbing. Washes over your mouth, but also
because everybody else kind of sees some of your more magical
characteristics become a little bit more mundane for a, a, a, a
a second or two. I feel like, 'cause she's such
bright colors, I feel like she just gets, like, dull.
Exactly exactly why is. It.
Wait, do you think we could put this creature inside the the
bottle and then we could store it there?
Maybe. I don't think we should eat
this. No, no, no.
I don't think eat it. But it's probably worth quite a
bit of money and if we could, you know, keep as much of it
together as possible. I don't know what the bottle
does with conditions like yeah, the the salt water in the bottle
is probably. Maybe get some of it, eat of it,
right? Isn't this salt water that we're
in? Yes, Yeah.
It's like the bottle's gonna have salt water too, right?
The. Yeah, I'm just like, wait, do we
have a do we have a bag of holding?
I have a backpack of holding. So what if we combine the
creature with a ring of resizing and then put it in the bag of
holding to keep it fresh indefinitely?
I mean, if you can figure out a way to get the creature into the
into the fucking boat, but I'm all for that.
I'm just thinking if we have a ring of resizing on us, we can
try to like slip it on the end of a tentacle, see if it resizes
the whole thing, everybody. Oh, I see you want to take it
off of. Something I don't have one.
I don't either. I currently am using the one
that I have for what I just did. But I can probably.
I don't know how difficult it would be for me to dismantle and
re mantle it. Oh, so I have in my inventory
that I have three rings of reasonable size except for I
know I gave. One, yeah, I think you need to
go down to one currently because you gave one to the Ryalsons and
you gave one to Flint for his gun.
I don't know how many other words to start with.
I don't remember giving 1 to flinch.
That's fine. But I think if we want to, if we
want to cash out on this thing, we could resize the creature,
shove in a bag of holding where it won't rot, and then whenever
we land we can sell the entire leviathan.
For a day or two, we could also open up like an exhibit, like
look at the thing we killed, right?
We could. Also, I mean, do you think we'd
get more for the whole thing? Or if we parted out, would we
get more? I mean, I think having the
option would be nice. Well.
For austerity reasons, having the whole thing seems very
lucrative. Right.
How often can some wizard guy from a tower by an entire
Kraken? Yes, that's what we're going to
do. We are going to gut it and stuff
it and someone is going to buy it as a sculpture.
Oh, is anybody proficient in taxidermy?
I would think you'd sell it off for like you know it's organics,
but taxidermy would be cool too. Well.
We could gut it and sell those organics and then stuff it and
then sell it as like a statue, yeah.
Sure. I mean if we want to turn it
into like the. If we want to turn it into like
the the head mast thing on the ship too, we could do something.
The Nora thinking about jumping ship.
On the front of the ship, do we still?
Is the is there still a Kraken at the front of the ship or no,
there's a Gargoyle. A gargoyle, correct, At the
front of the ship. I don't have it on this
particular instance, but there is so I can revivify.
I can touch a creature that's died within the last minute and
it returns to life with one hit point.
We can just keep the sky like super damaged, still alive.
Just put it in the bottle and every time it starts like trying
to act up, just aggressively shake the bottle.
I mean, I think if we can resize it small enough to fit into the
bag of holding Bags of holding don't let things rot.
So it would be held in stasis until we get to a port.
Adune Adune would chime in here slightly, just with a oh.
Didn't you say that you could use the bubbles to get me back
in the bottle bubbles? Bubbles.
What Bubbles, I know we can get her into the bottle, but I think
I guess the the issue with the bottle is that we don't know if
it will keep or if when we pull it out it'll be a rotten mess.
Well, we could put her into the bottle and then we could
revivify it, and then we could have a pet seaman.
Cracking in a bottle, if if me may, can revivify it.
I can cast Gaseous form on it and just turn it into gas and
then put it into the bottle. And if it fails?
We could still just shove it into my backpack if it's already
in the bottle. Oh, it has to be a willing
creature. Never mind.
But I was just going to check. Thanks for thanks for letting me
know. So I guess what's the ultimate
goal? So we could either keep it as a
pet by reviving it and trying to put it in the bottle, but we
probably couldn't put a dune back in there.
We could keep it dead, yeah. Definitely not until we got it
out. Of the bottle, resize it down
and put it in stasis in a bag of holding to sell later or part it
out right now and kind of roll for it and get what we get hear.
Me now side thing and putting it in the bag is.
If we resize it and put it in a bottle, we then could really
fuck up someone's day by just like dropping a sea monster on
their like doorstep. You could, yeah.
That's that's like the the Franklin skeleton monster Strat.
So I think it right now though all I have I only have one ring
of resizing. Does anybody else have an eye
of? Resizing.
Does anyone remember what? The bubbles were because that
sounds like an easier way without like using a medical
item. Mimi has them I believe.
So if we use the bubbles. So could we do both?
Like use the bubbles to get it into the bottle and then put the
bottle into the bag of holding? Because then it still wouldn't
decay, but it would be small and in the bottle.
That's the DM ruling, because yeah, well.
Would being it? Does being in the bottle make it
being in the? Yeah.
Is the bottle like its own space 'cause I know if you put a space
inside of a space then it just is bad.
It's not. It's not another plane.
It just exists inside the bottle, right?
Well what we need is the the, the effective of a non rotting
stasis. We don't.
We need to know if. Things rot in the bottle.
If they don't, then we can just shove it in the bottle and be
well. Would a doonay know that I'm
going to ask a doonay? I.
I say shove it in the bottle and then revivify it.
Well, just all right. And that's we could sell it for
more that way, we could sell it for more that way, right if.
It's live. We could, totally.
Sell it more. That's true.
I'd second this idea now. Yeah, I would.
I would like to point out put in bottle first.
Yes. Then revive anyway.
Aduna, you were talking. Was just, I don't know how we
would get you someone out. Of the bottle.
If if we're reviving the creature inside of the bottle,
at least this is my general understanding of the of the
bubbles that you you had to open the cork on the bottle to let
something back out and it would just let everything out.
It wouldn't let. One about the spinning plate.
We have two. Yes, both.
Both of which are on deck currently.
Wait, but is there anything else in the bottle right now?
No, no. Other than, I think some
seagulls that were left, yeah, so we could just bottle this
creature and then if we needed to release it, it would be fine,
because it would. Be We need to have it alive,
though. What?
At what point do we make it not dead?
And this is all, I guess, happening very quickly do.
We put it, we put it in the bottle and then oh, so I see.
So the the because in the past the plates put us on a dune's
deck and so if a dune is not in the bottle, will the plates put
us? In the bottle?
Or would the plate just summon you back to it in his deck and
then you can zip in and out of the bottle at will?
One plate was on my deck and one plate was on the Cliff and
someone went back. It was kept.
Went back and got a plate, so both plates are on my deck
currently. Right.
So if somebody jumps into the bottle with the dead creature
and they spin the bottle while after they revive this thing,
where will do we have to be in the bottle to revive it?
Or can you just cast it like into the bottle?
I don't know. I have to.
Touch the creature. Can you just stick your finger
in it? Can.
You touch a creature, just stick your finger into the bottle.
Finger the bottle. Finger the creature in the
bottle. Yeah.
Oh my. I don't.
I don't understand the question. I'm sorry.
So if, if we. Distracted by the finger of the.
Bottle. I bottle in my hand.
We've put so, so, so here's the so I have put, We've put the
creature in the bottle and Mime is holding the bottle and they
take the cork out and they stick their finger in and poke the
creature and revivify it. Does that count?
Is that a thing? Because she just had to be
touching the thing that she's reviving.
Right. Like, how big does her finger
get in the bottle? Take the cork right?
Or can I? Can I take the cork off the
bottle without releasing the creature?
Well, what if we don't cork it first?
Like, what if we just put it into the bottle and you just
stick your finger in? Well, we're either going to let
it out, or we're either going to let out the dead creature or
you're going to work. Bubble.
I I got to. There's some bubble thing going
on, so I feel like we need to revivify it first and then put
in the bottle. I know the other way around
sounds better. So how did the bubbles work?
Do they just automatically teleport whatever into the
bottle? We haven't really tried them
yet. It was given to us by SO tell
us. Oh, I like this.
No, no, no. This is perfect.
The sea monster is a good, I mean, it's a good trial.
So while it's dead, we can. Use the bubbles.
To put it in the bottle and then we can take it out of the so we
know how the bubbles work, and then we can take it out of the
bottle. Revivify.
It yeah. Because like if that doesn't
work, it's coming back with one hit point, so we can just kill
it again. I I, I I got a question.
Is the sea monster, Sea monster is a magical creature.
Does that mean it needs sustenance?
Like remain living. There's some seagulls in there,
she said. There's.
Some seagulls in there. Also a seamount.
I mean, it'll be in a bottle of stasis.
We'll have to dump some blood in there every once in a while we
can. Well, yeah, we could just scoop
some like, fish up with it. Yep, go to a trading port and
just be like we need to buy 2000 tons of fish.
Yeah, I imagine right now in its vicinity, right.
Some creatures have been attracted by the blood in the
water. So like if any of the water in
the surrounding the secret, I don't know, but I feel like we
need to hurry up because Revivify only works after a
minute. We.
Do Yeah. How?
Does a medicate mean we're fine? Another question.
Well, if we have both plates. Could we not just send someone
in there with one of the plates and then we could like, feed it
like throwing? Listen, I don't like this logic.
Meme's gonna make it like meme's.
Executive decision and say we're gonna revivify the monster and
then put it on 'cause if again, if it doesn't work, it's only
coming back with one hit. Oh.
Wait, wait, If we revivify it, do do we know?
Let's let's test this bubble thing, because I can hex it and
give it like a disadvantage on whatever it needs to make.
Also, Rarlson, I'd get off the creature.
Oh yeah, I'll walk off the creature.
Oh, hold on, I'm pacing. Also, Frederick now just
realizes something. I got my backpack back.
At that last thing, that happens every.
Once in a while, what was the shipment for because I have it
that. Was the sex candles pretty sure?
I'm not even going to ask. Yeah, I don't.
The silence is deafening. Here in the meantime, someone
give me one of the plates and bubble me into the thing so that
I can see what kind of save it needs to make, and then we can
test also if we can teleport in and out with this with the
plate. Speaking of revivify, do you
have any 300 gold worth of pieces?
Again, the silence is deafening. Wait, I caught.
Hold on. Shit, sorry.
I was muted. I have.
I have a resized gold coin.
I don't know how much that counts for, but I.
Also have 300 that'll. Work.
Oh, are we going to get into like, gold math here?
Like how much does it weigh? No, please, God.
I just have. I have 300 gold, right?
I got. I got.
This So are you doing the bubble thing first?
But it sounded like executive decision.
Meme. You have the bottle and you have
the bubbles, so that's true. Frederick is going to do.
You do what you do. To go back down, close.
Yeah. If I say a loud executive
decision, I'm going to revivify and then and then.
Bubble the thing. So whether that.
If that's a good choice or not, I don't know.
So I'm going to touch the creature and sacrifice 300 gold
pieces. Even that seems real.
Silly. I mean, I think we'll make our
money back if this works. I want to know what.
Yeah, yeah. And then do the bubble thing so
that the creature ends. Up in the bottom.
Very quickly. I have not made the bubbles.
So I know that's why it's not in your inventory.
I need to make a note to myself, but you're going to want to
similarly to the plate. I would, I would assume these
work sort of roll up performance for the bubbles and then tell me
you know if they're doing anything for that, otherwise
your verbal and semantic for the reviving.
Just kick in and say get up I. Like that.
As I say, I'm just going to touch a tentacle and be like
wakey wakey eggs and baking. The stump that was hanging off
of the side. Besides, the other three
tentacles shiver at your shaking through the whole monster all
the way to the center of its being, and you see only you
probably actually see above the creature, Lono standing over it,
going. Oh, Are you sure?
And then goes to grab for your gold before letting you respond
and said OK and just kind of shakes it awake.
It looks like in your vision and.
Back hand, forehand, Backhand. And then you you see some of the
the spots where you would pitted it with your spirit.
It wasn't the spiritual weapon, it was the other one.
The one where you'd tore chunks off Guiding Bolt, Tore chunks
off of it. Re.
Come back into existence, basically there, and it starts
kind of breathing again. It's hard to tell that it's
alive, but it's alive. That's fine.
I'm gonna blow some bubbles at it, I guess.
Or is this like a bubble wand? Imagining like a like a vial, a
bubble solution with a wand. And I like blow bubbles at it
and when the bubbles hit it the the creature gets sucked inside
the bubbles and then the bubbles go into the bottle.
That's like in my brain when you said no and.
That's pretty much exactly what you described.
Is pretty much exactly how I thought of this item working,
too. But I do need a oh, I see a Ted
down there. Sorry.
So yeah, I'm glad. I don't know what you're trying.
To do with the bubbles. But I would assume you would.
Like not knowing what to do with them yet, either you would just
pull the wand out of the thing. You can tell me if you if you
want now or I can. Oh yeah, since it's a 10, I'm
going to like, I'm going to look at the vial.
It obviously has like a a, a cap right atop and then the like the
vial of bubbles. And so I'm going to pull the top
off and the wand's going to come out.
I'm going to look at it and I know like time is of the essence
because this thing is alive now. Right.
And so I'm just going to like shake it, right.
So like, you know, some some bubbles you could just like move
the wand real fast through the air.
I'm not going to think to blow at it.
I'm just going to like wave it around real fast and I'm
assuming a. Couple of bubbles.
Are going to come out. They do, indeed.
As they float lugubriously towards the creature before they
touch it, it starts to raise up, you know, as if it's trying to
shove off from the ship. But as these bubbles do come in
contact with the creature, you just see the bubble itself and
almost immediately resize itself around every portion of the
creature and then shrink back down to the size that it was and
then even smaller, looking like it's kind of circling in the air
looking for something the the the bubble that is not the
creature. Yeah, so I'm going to look if
the I'm assuming I have the bottle in my hands, but if not
I'm going to look. For it in my.
Bag and pull it out as. Soon as you uncork it and hold
it aloft in the air, the bubble seems to home in on the bottle
and. We did it.
We got we we got a Pokémon. Tonight, anyway, me May is going
to look around at everybody. It'd be like.
Tonight we. Feast.
Name the monster. Oh, by the way, gab, you chopped
off at least like, maybe like 400 pounds of feet.
Oh yeah. Well, if you don't.
Wisteria we. Decided we're not going to eat.
Not right now, Magic meat. Well, if we don't want to use,
OK, sorry, how much 400? Yeah, I can't carry that much.
I know it's on a dune. It's gonna.
Ask. For some help, it sounds like.
I'm just going to go over to one end of the tentacle and just
shove it into the backpack and then like just like shimmy it
along or like maybe just like pull the backpack like aloft.
So. Like, like a snake.
Yeah. So it just like kind of like
slinks into the backpack. Keep that in your inventory
though. I'm, I'm, I'm just gonna.
Congratulations everyone. We just caught a a Kraken.
Speaking of, it's close. Yeah.
You can see like as they're
counting the ballots. Maybe like a, A, a a?
It's. Baby cracking but 56.
Growth Cracking 56, Yes 44, now percent.
But. We'll just speed it up.
High fives everywhere. We could always use the meat for
fishing bait if we don't want to eat it.
That's true, yeah. Facts I got chicken Bacon Ranch.
That would make better bait, yeah.
That would be. Sorry, I'm trying that Ike.
But tonight? Tonight, for sure, the Subway
sandwich, I got a feast. Tonight Mama is going to as the
captain. As the captain, Mama.
Declares, Hey, does anyone know how to cook God?
Damn it, he may declares A feast No.
I I got you duries. Hooray a.
Dune does a dune. What are we cooking, though?
It's it seemed like a fearsome beast.
Anyone know what it was? We don't know.
We just shoved it in a bottle. Just the spirit of the squaw.
Well, my stores are are quite stocked for now.
I would say that they probably do need a restocking in the
future, but not today. I, as Frederick, declare it to
be the big old gobbledygook of the sea.
That's a good name it. Is in.
It is in your bag, so. I'll approach Frederick and I
think it's wisteria that chopped it up, yeah.
Wait, did I put the bottle? In No.
No, he's got a big pinnacle. I don't know if you've got any
plans specifically, but if you're not going to use the skin
of this thing, I was hoping maybe I could make some like
leather armor that I could like be like an anti mage, you know
what I mean? But like your tentacle, you'll
call, I don't want the skin. It is affecting me a lot and I
don't like it. Oh yeah, that's why I want it.
Yeah, I feel like you could make some kick ass leather leggings.
Gym pipe sea monster leggings, the hot, the rage.
Cool. I will.
I will mark that down, if that's all right with everyone.
Maybe when we get into town we can see how much, you know, we
can actually make out of it and. Go from there.
But you know, it'd be really good for like hitting those anti
those mages. Yeah.
Also, Frederick also remembered something that he has no laundry
duffer Dean. And he reaches into his bag and
hold on one. Plus to make them dirty.
Grabs. 5 cookies and just shoves them into his mouth.
Cookies. Where did you get cookies from?
Cat bought them when we were still in town and she we shoved
them into my backpack. That's amazing.
Rural touches his neck and he says, huh, it's weird.
I had my my torque is gone, but I don't remember where I put it.
He walked away. Interesting.
So Mimi is going to go back to the the wheel.
You are. We are we moving through the
water? You are.
Now that. We've collected the are more or
less because you had never really stopped, even when the
creature was grappling you. It just created more drag on
your movement. So you've slowed dramatically, I
would say. OK.
So I'm going to double check where we're going and which
direction we're heading to make sure we're going.
I don't actually know where we are and where we're where, like
where our destination is like Meimei does, but I don't so like
where we're actually trying to get to and if we're going in the
right direction. You would probably lean over to
Olive then who you would started taking some cues from having
been a self acclaimed captain before and well attuned to the
sea. And Adune would chime in to
Zenora, who was the last person to see them down below?
Sounds dirty and say. Do you know if you you'd been
able to acquire or I guess you know the crystal you'd just
seen. It looks it's looking like it
could use a little bit of love some, some.
It's been dark here. It's still dark, but.
Well, those crystals I was mentioning to you, do you know
if anyone has any? I have no idea.
Let me, let me. I'm going to start, like,
running around the deck, asking everyone that's present.
Like the Adobe said, something about crystals, meaning it's
dark. I don't know.
Yeah. Help.
Yeah, Why? Why did it go from like?
Yeah, who turned off the lights? God.
No, that was the. The fairy lights were no longer.
Oh my fairy fire. Yeah.
It was.
It wasn't.
Is it still this dark out? Like, is it still that dark?
Yeah, you're seeing just the fingers of light over the
horizon maybe. So I can, I can try to correct
that. I was also trying to get to you
saying our sun is a giant. I.
Have a feet soup mushroom. I also have a cold purple
crystal. Do they need a crystal or do
they need? Light.
It was a it was a crystal. The last time we'd use something
of AI Forget exactly. Now it was.
It was something like the cold crystal, I think.
You need another crystal. Or does the crystal need my
crystal? I would like another crystal.
It's kind of complicated. It's.
It's lonely.
It's give it another crystal.
It can't be lonely. It's.
Sort of the energy. I don't have one you.
Give it a crystal. I like the idea that we're just
going to start piling crystals into the like backroom.
And I hear you. I will give you my cold purple
crystal. I'm going to go down to where
the tree is. And.
Place, I guess, right next to the crystal that's there
already, the cold purple crystal that I have because I've never
used it for anything. Else yeah, that was from all the
way back at the Tower of Zenith or the Crystal Tower.
You can. Go down.
Where did you go? There you are.
Oh Nope, I grabbed that. I got to be on this layer.
Where did everyone else go? Is there because I looks like
I'm the only one on deck still. I was up there, but.
We just can't see. Each other.
It's dark. Yeah, it's dark.
Dark we can't see each other on the on the boat deck.
It's night time, isn't it? Yeah, there are no stars.
Can I? I'm just going to cast Fairy
Fire on a dune. OK.
I moved Wisteria, by the way. Let's see what I moved.
I was trying to move Captain Mimi.
Zoom back in. Going to have to get a lot of
fish for a new friend. I mean, she needs to make a
dexterity saving thorough, but I mean, does she if she's willing?
No, she doesn't. If she's willing and I don't, I
think she's pretty willing. Be a light.
A light in the dark times for us.
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.
Just hope nothing comes and attacks are out of nowhere.
Free advantage. Well, it's it only lasts a
minute. Oh.
I was going to say I have a hooded lanterns, though I don't
know why it worked because magic is cool.
I can only make darkness. I can only make this situation
considerably worse for you. Maybe.
So you're pulling out that hooded Lantern there, Frederick.
Yes, OK. Does it say a, a, a square foot
on that or a foot? 10 foot oh for fairy fire or for
his Lantern Lantern. A hooded Lantern cast a bright
light in a 30 foot radius and. A light or an additional 30?
Oh, there you go. It burns for six hours on one
glass or slash pint of oil and I get a shit ton of oil.
I don't remember getting this much oil, but I got a shit ton.
Oh yeah, it does this thing. It doesn't like it when I do
this thing because this map is technically very large.
Did it work? Do you see stuff?
OK, yes. Also, I put me, me down down
below deck next to the crystal in the tree.
Oh, you're. I don't.
See that? But I believe you.
OK, that. There I am.
Yeah, I'm. Going to add my crystal to this
crystal so. They can be.
Yeah, Josh, I don't know if you do know this, but when you do
that, it moves all of our camera roll like angles.
I know, yeah. I just there's no way for me to
move and everybody. Needs to see.
Me. There's no way for me to move
one individual camera. I can refocus all of them or
none of them. That's my option when it comes
to that particular skill there. So you place it up against the
crystal though, and you see it start to merge into the rest of
the crystal and glow softly and adune goes.
Oh, it's like a cold shower. Invigorating.
So. Frederick asked.
Oh, yes. And you hear some banging around
in the lower deck below you, and probably as you're stepping out
of the engine room, me may you see wooden hands from the walls
and the floors moving pots and pans and such around and cooking
some stuff. What?
What do we? What will we have?
Meat. Hi.
If you skin that thing and cook it you it should be fine, right?
I'm. Not going to eat that.
Frederick was more asking that question.
I mean the thing that turned you like anti mat, like made you
grayscale. Yeah, but it was just makes you
grayscale. Well, it was when I licked the
skin, though. That's true.
Well, what about? No, You had blood.
Yeah, you had the blood. Blood for the blood.
God. Blood for the blood God.
Yeah, you licked your blade. For the Skull Throne.
Milk for the No. I licked the tentacle.
The skin of the tentacle. Oh.
Going to point out, if the skin's bad for you, the meat is
also probably bad for you. Yeah.
But if it's cooked, maybe it, like, cooks out all of the
toxins. Yeah.
I mean, like, if we want to cook a little bit and have like a
tiny little taste, like, sure, let's do that, Yeah.
Cat turns to you and goes oh. Actually, maybe not chicken.
I don't know. Chickens eat chicken.
Pigs will eat anything in front of them.
Chickens. Will.
Eat anything? Sorry, we don't have any chicken
on board. We do have a chicken on board.
I. Can.
Yes, yes possible the. Fact.
Is that possible? That's interesting.
Fun little feature for her. No, that that was a joke.
It would be really interesting if if Jesse's character had a
kid in both campaigns and the one we treasured it and the
other one we ate them. And the one you what?
There's a difference between a child and an egg.
What's happened to our kids? He's trying to eat them.
Although baby. Cows are.
Tasty baby. A lot of baby.
Everything is pretty tasty. This is true.
I would disagree with the sentiment.
Because it's just don't like. The texture no it's slimy.
You don't like veal? Someone cooked it.
I like. Feel I like feel I just feel
really wrong eating it. Yeah.
I feel the same way about lamb. I love lamb, but like the idea
of cheese. Actually, I've never had it.
I've never had any of these things.
Oh, lamb is so good. I also have no moral compass
about or gripes about the feeling.
Really. Would you eat a person?
Yep, Higgins first grass fed. Human grass fed.
He died at a young age because he was grass fed.
Stay away from the brain. Yeah, that's really all you have
to do anyway. Yeah, so, Olive.
It's a delicacy. Olive would probably have said,
you know. We're heading in more or less
the right direction, probably good.
How reassuring. Yes, your.
Gut tell you? The sun's coming.
From from that that way and it it rises from the east, right?
Yep. I feel like I should clarify my
sentiment on eating humans. No, you shouldn't.
You should just leave it as it is to the viewers.
Just full frontal. Might as well.
Who cares? And the dune would would would
go. Totally Jesse and John were here
because I've had this conversation before.
We don't. I don't doubt that you have.
And it seems like you came to your decision and that you were
crow eating children. Didn't we discuss something like
this for AB and B? We might have.
Eating people in that game wouldn't make lots of sense.
Hey babe, did we ever have a cannibalism conversation?
In B and. B in B.
Not just in life, I'm sure you've.
Had a cannibal. Ike said not that.
All members specificity is out. Leave it as big as possible.
So would you do it? We've done real.
Human. Love it.
OK. And then we had this moral test
in the other campaign. Whatever meat is available, just
go ahead and make that. What?
Yeah, drawing.
A board maybe Cut it like really thin and raw, like fishy.
I am eating. Is that what it is?
I was going. To say gab, the only thing I
heard Ike say was foreskin. And I was like that's that's not
the trick. That tracks, no, he said.
I'd imagine deep frying A foreskin would be like deep
frying pork rinds. Oh my.
Yeah, that tracks for Ike. That is a thought that somebody
had to have at some point had to happen.
And now he shared it with all of us.
Thank you, Ike. And now we know.
Now that's going into the world anyway.
Hey Dune, what's up? You seem chill.
Suddenly just saying I would eat a human isn't that bad.
She's making whatever meat is available.
That's what I told her to do. Got it.
Yeah. So that's that's a very.
Yeah, we've collected a lot of weird shit.
Yeah. How many people, how many people
have we forgotten about in debate in like the whole?
Of the trip like old adventures. Yeah, like, whatever me.
I trust her moral compass. I.
Don't, I don't. Want you on?
I do too. When the group pounded Dune, she
actively would do. Is kind of like an so Adune is
kind of like an AI, right? Where like Adune has some sort
of a moral compass, as much of A moral compass as like we've
given a dune. But like giving open-ended
commands like that are real dangerous.
We'll see what ends up happening.
Hey, hey, we did. Do to bring about World Peace
which the the answer to bringing about world.
No, I didn't know this was Attack on Titan humans.
Right. Like, do you know?
Are you a ghost? Ship I'm, I'm going to.
Find. Nothing up.
It's it's in the crew quarters. Would you like me to bring it on
deck or did you want to come down?
To the. Can you describe what it?
Is. Oh yeah, I had to have some
tables to send out all out on unless you guys want to eat.
On the on the neck. Yeah, I'm gonna.
It was pretty, pretty quick. Shelter.
Pretty quick and easy. I think there was at some point
somebody had brought some shock, I believe it was.
So I've made some made some different sorts of sashimi and
some some some steaks and few different other at least one
other one other type of meat that I could whip up at this.
Time What's a shark? There.
These. You know, medium size ish
creatures in the water. They're predatory.
They generally also like meat, so not grass fed but.
Thinking of a shark as a medium sized creature hurts my brain.
And this world they and this world they are I.
Was going to say in, like, this world, even like the bigger
shark? Unless you're talking about
like, a megalodon, yeah. Pretty much is a medium sized
creature, which hurts my brain. Yeah, we just, we just caught
something like 10 or 100 times the size.
Yep, yeah, but calling a shark medium sized puts it in
perspective to everything else. That's we are small beings.
Well, I didn't know. If you go off of D&D.
Like sizing, humans are also Medium creatures.
Uh, huh. It's just a range when you're
dealing with things the size of skyscrapers.
Mm hmm. Medium is just yeah, a couple
inches. Doesn't matter.
Couple feet? Couple.
Feet. Yeah, it's more like a couple
feet. Anyway, let's go eat.
I'm trying to get everybody in there and I was trying to like
throw some stuff in the on a table.
As everyone's gathering into like, the crew quarters, I'm
going to ask a question. What were we supposed to do with
the shipment of sex candles? Think those were just for us?
I think we just we just bought those because we wanted them,
because we I ordered a bunch of vibrating pillows and the guy
thought we were trying to have an orgy, so he sold the sex
candles. But we're on our way to go see a
dragon, to try to convince him to go into business arrangement
with us by selling his, selling us his breath, which I think
really is just a euphemism for his jizz.
And we forged by selling him, by selling him nudes of the queen.
And I guess we have sex candles that we could give them to, So
that plays right in and vibrating pillows.
So, you know, do do we have a Bard to seduce a dragon on
board? I knew this like D&D.
Damn, I knew I should have made a Bard.
I knew D&D, like, devolves into sex a lot.
I just figured it'd be more in the eel campaign than the good
one. I mean, I feel like it's a
pretty even split right now. Really.
The Good campaign has vibrating sex pillars.
The sex campaign. Well, here's the thing.
What a. Spider Lady you.
Are correct. I was going to say like, what
other deviancy can we do in like a good campaign?
You can't like, murder people. Balance of like sex acts in the
good campaign versus the evil. And I said, I'm pretty sure it's
pretty balanced right now. The real question is, is sex
actually bad and untarith? That's the real question.
It's getting into the house. Is sex illegal?
Oh shit. Have they figured out how to
cure STP results? I mean they have clerics, so I'd
assume cure disease and or yeah, yes.
Lesser and Greater Restoration exists, yes.
So yeah, you guys, what's? The meal What's the meal?
A well situated array of different forms of shark with
some rice, varying forms of of of sashimi and sushi, and a
steak like she'd said I. Miss Japan?
Oh, I almost. Forgot.
And then out of the floorboards comes little sauce dishes with a
brownish. Sauce that she sits on the
table. Some brown sauce that I've made,
yeah. The campaign has life on
anything which comes out of anywhere food wise.
I mean, I hope. You'll like it out of the oven.
I will thank you so much. This is fantastic.
I imagine there's chopsticks there, but Frederick is
definitely the type person who doesn't know how to use
chopsticks. Why can't they just use forks?
This is our country, Dad. We're in Japan.
They're really not even that hard to use.
I love them. No.
Yeah. I disagree.
Try harder. Yeah, I didn't seem to work.
That just makes my food go. Everywhere it used the 1st
utensil that we. Ever had.
That's what I was going to. That's what I was going to say,
Frederick. Just going to look.
At the trial 6 for a second and just start picking stuff up.
Yeah, it's a hill home and home and dune's floating through the
sea. Picked up a little bit of speed
and. Is heading in the more or less
the right direction. All of again confirms.
All we need now is one of those pianos.
Probably so. That would be cool.
This is nice. This is what it's about.
It is. It is very nice, but would
anybody be interested in, you know?
The very fermented stuff that's downstairs, I can't smell it to
myself, but I seen. Oh yeah, no, that stuff smells
really bad. You guys should check that out.
There's something down there that I think was forgotten.
I'll go check it. It's a big I'll just.
Like follow behind him purely out of curiosity.
As he's like shoving the last of like, the steak, shark steak,
shark steak, shark steak into his face.
Shake, shake and. You guys walk out onto the deck
and then straight down the stairs to the Thunder portion
underbelly. Belmont's worse They were 58%
now. Head.
Over. Oh yeah, I still have the light
effect on it. It's like, what's this?
Anyways, head down the stairs. I know well in the only non
rural area in Jefferson County, Steubenville.
Head down the stairs and you're standing in at the bottom of
them and you catch them both. Catch that big whiff is an aura
familiar, Frederick? Not so much familiar with this
rotting smell. It's.
Very pungent. This is gross.
Where is it at exactly? It is coming from the side of
the kitchen area and the crew eating which was was down here
just past the toilets. You you see it, the smell
surprisingly it's not coming from the the toilets.
It is coming from some sort of setup that was.
That appear to brew alcohol and has been left by the wayside and
forgotten about in the past tried to brew alcohol in the
toilet it. Was next to the toilet, not in
the toilet. Who did this?
There's a little little hand scribed thing and in some of
them probably that has Zeff's brewing implements.
Who? Signed.
Why would you sign this? So am I looking at like a barrel
full of, like mash that's rotting?
So wait, it's. Pretty much.
Wait, Josh? Yeah.
Because of the eurythmic veracity and everything, so was
Siri is going to follow everybody down there.
But I would imagine like would she see Zeff's like signature on
it? Yeah, if she called everyone
down there. So because she has like.
Insider knowledge. Yeah.
She's just gonna look at me like, yeah, that tracks.
So, so what's in it? Like just rotting, like oats and
stuff. Ice.
It was ale. I don't remember what I made it
out of, but it was ale at some point.
Yeah, it had to have been before pretty.
Sprinkles. Oh yeah, It was when we first
got a dune, like when we first freed her and we were trying to
figure out how to make her run. And she said she ran on
sacrifice and we were like, well, how about an alcoholic
sacrifice? I'm having trouble thinking.
I I know it's no longer good to make like an ale out.
Of Yeah. And then remember, Zeph set up
the brewing station. Yeah, it's Yeah, we forgot.
About it smelling, besides rot your which seems to be it's.
Rotten. The top of it, the the barrel it
coming out of it. Are are you trying to mess with
it any other way? I can give you some more
information. I'm just going to look.
She runs on the crystals. Now remember.
And I'm going to ask the question.
I know we can no longer make ale out of it, but if you distill
it, does it? Is it still bad?
I can't remember. You're just asking me in
general, so this is where where I was going to fill some details
in. If you messed about with it,
like just like maybe open the spout or something like that,
the first thing you would smell actually is vinegar.
Because what usually happens whenever you're fermenting is
that those little pecker gnats, That's what my mom calls them.
That's not the right word. The gnats.
You know, the little little tiny fruit flies is the other name
for them, but those carry a mother of vinegar on them and
usually are some of the first to the rotting.
Fermenting liquid and oh, and isn't the mother just like a
gelatinous mass? Turns it into what?
Do you mean, the mother? Are you?
Talking like for vinegar? Yeah, for vinegar.
Isn't the mother just like like Jelly?
Mass of like mold. If you're carrying it over from
jar to jar, yeah. But when you take it from from
like from the natural environment like the.
Those those little fruit flies that I was talking about, they
carry the mother of vinegar on them in small quantities and so
whenever they re interact with and the the fermenting liquid,
the mother of vinegar eats the alcohol basically and turns it
into vinegar. So that's how how you get
vinegar. The more do you know?
My very mechanical minded brain is having trouble thinking about
the botanist level of science going on.
Mother of vinegar What? Yeah, there's like a a bacterial
thing that lives on fruit flies. There are, generally.
Quite a lot of bacteria that lives pretty much everywhere
but. It's it's kind of like.
Fruit fries, Specifically. It's like inside of us.
Isn't it Josh, the way like mother works for like making
vinegar? Isn't it kind of like the same
like the same idea? Like it's what ferments like
it's what causes the fermentation, right?
So wouldn't it be like yeast for like Mead?
Yes, except that in the case where yeast eats sugar and
produces alcohol, mother of vinegar eats alcohol usually and
produces vinegar. Yeah.
So we have a lot of vinegar, is what you're telling me.
Yes, very stinky vinegar. Oh, as long as we catch fish, we
can make salt and vinegar like fish chips and stuff.
Nice. You could also make switch off.
Also, if we find Peppers, we can make hot sauce.
I'm pretty sure the ship could just make hot sauce.
Nope, no clue what you're talking about.
What is the sauce that is hot? Is it like boiled?
No. You don't have a tongue, do you?
Do you have? Do you have taste buds?
Can you taste? Not really.
I have to just work off of memory usually.
Wow, memory. Wait, what are you talking about
memory? You could once taste.
Yes, I was an elf at one time. Oh fuck yes.
And you just decided to identify as a ship one day because?
No one told you my story. You died.
No, I've been just chilling. I thought you were just the ship
they stole that happened to be a blood sacrifice ship.
And then you were like, I don't want to be a blood sacrifice
ship. Lenore's going to be like, Oh my
God, I knew something more than Elf.
What in the world? That that was more of
happenstance. I was originally an elf and I
then. I passed away as a servant to a
high noble family and as a as a a boon slash, a want and usual
thing of our culture. I was buried at the base of a
tree, and I eventually became one with that tree, me and my
soul that is. And after living as a tree for
many aeons, it was quite peaceful.
And then very even more disturbing when.
Those that came to harvest me and turn me into this ship, I
almost didn't make it in the Passover, but there it is very
rare of a ship of my sort. I I was told and put into
service right away. Huh.
Wow, That seems like a whole industry.
But, you know, the fact that you almost died was That's pretty
bad. Yeah, that's crazy.
Something like that sort of industry happening around
Babylon and. Right.
It wasn't the only one that survived the transformation, but
that was one of the few we should probably stop that.
You know, like, I suppose people don't want to be turned into
ships, they want to be nice trees, right?
I think that depends on the person, yeah.
But, like, did they ask? Hey Josh, real quick so.
Go ahead. This is player knowledge, not
character knowledge. But I know that you based, I
know 'cause we had this discussion that a dune is based
off of the ship in The Magicians.
A sort of at least conceptual ideal of it, but.
So so my question would be, are there other ships that would try
to fuck a dune? Oh my God.
Perhaps. Like in The Magician I can.
Tell by his voice he's not happy that this realization has been
made. Could be something.
There could be some fact. What evidence behind you?
But not to say yes, Not going to say no.
Yeah, exactly. Especially because Cat is in
love with a dune. Oh, that's right, Cat needs to
be turned into a chip. Or the OR a doona needs to be
turned into a chicken. That's true.
Yeah. Do they do?
Want turn into humans? Do you want to be an elf again?
Do you miss having like eyes and like the ability to taste And I
don't know, you never had hot sauce.
That's crazy. I don't know why, but when you
said. Do you miss not having I met?
My first thought was penis. Of course it was.
I've never had one of those, but I did.
Do you miss the taste? Wait, a Dune seeing?
Things. Wait, wait, a dune?
Did you die a virgin? Oh my God, we're we're piling on
her a lot. So we don't want to like, you
know, 'cause her undue anxiety. I.
I feel like we've just unlocked a side quests.
Didn't get a dune blade blade. The look Ike just gave me.
I may, I may have, I may have, I may have been, I mean.
She she says. Only, it seems like to those
who've known her longer. Specifically those that have
rode on her decks before in the sea, which would only really be
mime and yeah, cat. So Frederick is gonna say
anyway. There's otherwise to everybody
else, there's just a really long pass.
Yeah, anyway. Hot sauce, have you ever had, So
you've you've had food before. Have you ever had food that was
like, spicy? Like black pepper from the east.
Yeah, kinda. Hot sauce is also kind of burny
like that. If you like, you like use too
much pepper, like Essence of Pepper you know, but but then
like a sauce form. Oh, that does sound interesting.
Yeah, it's pretty great. I think there's something like
that, at least in the regards to even more burning the Hungarians
had. I believe they had some sort of
red pepper that was pretty hot. I've never heard of these
people. Why?
Were they so hungry? They they.
I don't know what they're actually.
Used to be called dumb jokes. Dumb jokes.
Bunch a lot of dumb jokes. Anyway, what are we doing now?
We're just waiting. I mean, we're sailing forward.
I think it's a perfect time to for somebody else to roll AD
six. I'm not sure.
Nope, we don't have. So I'll.
Do it. Or you guys could roll to see
who roll the D6 for what happens.
I don't care. Somebody can or I can.
Just roll it or and. It says rolling dice and.
Oh, Georgie, you've gotten that one.
We did it. We won.
I'm so glad that my we get to catch another Kraken.
My luck is going so well. We've got passed.
No, I think more or less the time is passing uneventfully
while you guys are just chatting along then at that natural one.
But Adune Adune would start to say that.
Actually, probably Olive through adune and testing out the torque
that she hasn't tried with everybody but you now hear Olive
speaking to you guys all through.
Her. Not a lot.
Her torque saying oh. Did.
Hey guys, there seems to be. Land ho, Oh my God, land.
Yeah, we're probably probably a few few hours out, but.
Looking like the sun is rising. Got early dawn here and land is
not far away. As we know, the land is a hoe.
That's excellent, very exciting. Not D&D related, but Ohio
related. Weedpest.
Yay. Good job.
Yay, it's legal now. Even more reason for Matt to
move here. Also also exciting, but had a
higher like probability of passing issue one also passed.
So, like, there's no abortion ban here.
Any now, which is also good. No, just got to get it
constitutionally protected. Yeah, it got written into.
The amendment got written into Ohio State constitution.
Nice. Great.
Congrats. Which I was telling Ike that the
fucking rednecks around us are going to be pissed because you
can pull up like the voting based on your county and our
county had a 58% no vote on the abortion thing.
It's such a damn shame that they can't control other people's
lives. Wow, those poor, poor humans.
They can't impose their will on others.
At that note too and Dune would probably go.
This tree is pretty good for token.
Here you guys go and pulls out some wrapped up he.
Yeah, the tree that she's been growing out of in her crystal.
Oh yeah, her crystal that apparently is starting to
overtake some of that that area and she'd been able to harvest
some of it off of there and hand out to to everybody an
individual round stogie looking thing.
Wait a minute, doesn't doesn't this make these your children?
Oh no, no. Stop thinking about it like
that. Well, she's a tree person made
into a boat that's growing a tree, which is growing these.
So maybe like her grandkids. This is more this is more like
my hair. If you really want to think
about it like that. Oh, OK, that makes it better.
So adune. You you were, you were a tree
that was made into a ship. And you do you mean like that
tree? Like they just picked up the
tree and like put it in the ship?
Or like they turned you into like planks and then you like
sprouted another tree in the ship we put the tree in.
A dune you hear, although usually doesn't make such noises
in your all of your heads of A. Before holding for a very long
time and letting out a big big breath and aren't.
We all just connected to the trees, that's true.
When we die, we get absorbed into the trees.
Why is it that you as an elf become a tree, but like my
people don't become trees unless we just don't ask the trees if
there are people? We're not the only ones that can
become the trees. The trees can become whoever
they want. You just have to, you know,
nurture it. Usually elves are the one are
the only ones that take to. But you nurture a tree from its
infancy up into its adulthood, and then you, when you pass, you
become one with it. That's cool.
I want to do that and I can continue to provide for my
family by way of my children or my hair, that's what.
You called it. It is what I did for a while,
while I was a creator, was great.
I'd seen many a great, great, great grandchildren.
Man, we should go blow like burn down Babylon.
What do you guys think? We have a Kraken?
We could just, like, release it inside the city.
They're the ones who who are doing this.
They're the one who make these sentient ships by cutting down
living threes. Stop asking.
If I miss the game where someone opens the Kraken and says
release the Kraken, I'm going to be so fucking pissed.
Just don't miss a game. Then I thought that was both of
our solutions. Yeah, I think we should put this
on like a side quest, maybe like bring down the force of justice
upon the people who are turning these sentient trees into ships
against their will. That seems very good campaign,
right? Otherwise, we're playing
capitalism. Isn't all of DNA just playing
capitalism? I think it is, yeah.
I don't think it is. I mean, if you're playing the
game for. That sense of buying all the
different things, but if you're playing it via your own free
amenities, not really have to buy the book, which we know
about now, Great Land's almost here.
Yep. Yeah, I figured that was a good
spot. Stop off.
I know we got a like half hour here, but I know also too
captain Lee May was signing off and.
Yeah, I'm going to have to hop off here because I work at 8:30
in the morning, which means I need to leave the house at 7:30,
which means I need to be awake at 6:30.
No worries. I have to be at work at 7:00.
Yeah, yeah, it was. I'm at work.
Yeah. Either you have a really laid
back job or you work from home. I work from home.
OK, I would. Say those were the same things.
Yeah, true can be. But yeah, guys, you land in the
distance and destroyed very quickly.
A large beast. Yeah.
All right. Bye, everybody.
Have a great time. Have a beautiful time.
Good night. Have a good night.
Good night. Oh.
Josh, yo. Ike said now.
That weed's legal. He wants to What did you say?
Smoke a fat one with you, Georgie and Johnny.
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