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tracks, they trick here is in Franklin shell.
All right, I wouldn't say Say, hold on.
Just a sec. I'm gonna pop you in.
You guys had left the cabin and you had been traveling for some
time, following the tracks, because two of your companions
were missing and you could see that they had been drug away and
shit Square. Salsa.
Why can't I get this token to show up?
Is it on the GM layer? I just keep accidentally
highlighting everything getting production.
I think I'm still on the tokens layer.
Yeah, I'm fucking touch you guys.
I'm just trying to drag and drop this cocaine and it's not
working. Touch the car.
There we go. Renshaw, can you see?
Okay. An all right.
So you guys have been traveling for quite a few hours following
these drag marks in the snow because the snow is about a foot
deep. I need everyone to make a
constitution, saving throw and Renshaw.
You are currently on your back. Being drug.
Somebody is holding onto your ankle dragging you through the
snow. So I just come to and that's
what's going on. Hmm around shells just going to
look around a left to the right. You look up.
Can I see who's dragging me? You can see that it is a gray
skinned dwarf, so I don't recognize her.
Yeah, they don't look like a friendly person.
All right, I'm gonna shrug just continue to be drug.
It's lot of traction. Okay, how this turns out?
All right, it is Advantage if you had a coat on, right?
Yeah. If you have a coat or cloak on,
you have advantage that didn't help me either way.
Aunt won't want, is my fur count is a coat.
It's the first one. I think I said turtle on that
area had gifted you so that means you can make the saving
throw with advantage. Yeah, Advantage didn't help me.
Okay? That is 6000 a 16.
Okay? So for anyone who rolled a 10 or
above, you're fine but if you roll 9 or below, you have a
level of exhaustion roof. Your roles aren't coming.
Oh wait, that one did come through.
I see a 64 run shobhit. Oh, it's all the way at the top.
I see though there was a lot Really awesome.
Good start. All right, so you guys are
shivering in the snow. It is the sun is slowly going
down and you're still following the tracks falling at all day.
Yeah, you guys have been walking for several hours.
What is the here? It also seems to get like
abruptly light here in abruptly dark.
I like, there isn't really even transition, like, they're not a
slow transition. Tonight time, it happens fairly
quickly and it didn't seem like probably are normal length of
Time now daylight. Okay, so it wasn't like a fool.
I'm gonna be doing this again. I'm pooping Franklin, on his
helmet, really cool, guys, but now the beacon will be.
I begin running in circles. I shooter at your shoulder by
pulling that out from one of my nuts X and start ripping it
apart with some of the crumbs Rumble.
Rumble, Link down into your show.
Oh, I think those guys down there will like that.
They seem pretty hungry. Yeah, it's Hills.
There you go. You are emitting light again.
Did I do this, right? It looks good.
Yeah. This is totally good idea, right
guys? It's bright.
All right, does everyone have control of your character?
Except for Rancho, you're being drugged and myself?
Because I'm on Franklin. Yeah.
Which way are the, the trout of the tracks head and like this
way? Yeah, the tracks are heading
there following this kind of, like dirt path that you okay.
Definitely recommend you guys. Follow the tracks.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep going to keep pushing forward
shivering in the cold. Wow, well, I hope we hope we
find our friends soon. Okay.
I missed you is it kind of like the see I point at the ground
where I assume this is all snow. Yeah.
Because if you think about it, if you got a sled, it would kind
of be like a boat, because it would be like a vessel that
rides. The water.
Except this water is Frozen. At least, we have back to
strongholds of Dragonborn that could probably pull the sled to.
Oh yeah. The cold is going to get the
Flint and when you say that Franklin, it's not like I can
flip you over and use you as a sled.
That's why I was just kind of wave my arms and legs in the
air. Let's go here of warfare.
I could pull the air that you can sit on me and recollect your
fear sub pasta pot, the sees a bunch of bugs kind of scatter.
When you do How are the bugs doing with this cold?
I think they would hate it probably, but they're bad chick.
Are us heads or tails of who's pulling the turtles slut?
Yeah. How are we doing that?
I was just going to roll. I was gonna get even or odd.
Yeah, I'll take even Is that even you don't pull it when you
do pull it? I would say even he would pull
it but it came up odd voice. Okay.
My board twice so roll again, no.
Oh, it's Rubik pulling. He just has that his bad luck
and pulls rope out of his pack because I don't have a rope in
my backpack. Home on rope if probably 50 you
should double it up though so I can hold it like a rain with
both hands. It is 50 feet.
Well that I mean even if we double it up it gives you 25.
I don't do we need more than that.
Probably not if it's long enough, I will just I'm just
going to help dice Dragonborn dragging a turtle with.
That's what I was going to say. By heads and by feet and then
you guys called a lot of it, we could go really fast.
I'm going to turn to your friends.
Susie azzam is endless, is the faithful in my order.
You know I have met few that are as enthusiastic and upbeat as
Franklin, the Turtle, my friend, trust me.
Then I could that dude lost a hand and was happy as hell about
it like Like I had my were, I think I might actually I can't
lie as I'm tying the Rope. Yes.
Franklin, how we doing this? Are you holding the rope and my
client? It around your feet.
Like What's Happening Here? Well, so if we're not doing a
platform, I can hold onto it with my hands for doing a
platform. We have, we got attached it suit
for as a platform rattle. Well, I look around.
I like, I really think piece of bark or like, I don't think our
friends are going to wait for us.
There they should. Probably should probably get on
that. Yeah, let's just go here.
Do you guys get on strike a pose?
Let's get out of here. So the dragonborns are pulling
and everybody else is either sliding or riding?
Yeah, yes, yes. I need the Dragonborn to make a
strength check by that's Any help for the bacon, grease,
that's what I was just thinking. I'm like, how do we measure this
bacon? Grease grains of checking with
Advantage, either that or add like a D6 her to you later
before. But my that old to the strength
checks up to you a daddy 6. But Franklin, you roll it
because you grease yourself up. All righty.
It's a white. Why I tried to brace myself up
but I did go out cuz I can't I was on my back and I can't turn
over. My hands are just wave it in the
air and throw a grease everywhere and then I just go.
Okay, okay. I think we got a little bit of
time for this. Give me a second here.
I got some of these nuts. I'm going to rub on your shell,
he's nuts. I'm gonna take take pull out,
pull out a Hardy nut and just started Get on your shadows like
I'm waxing, it get one shot done tonight and be like, no we spent
the three hours waxing Franklin's to make him a swift.
Let's let's nuts. We spent the whole time covering
Franklin, not grease. That's what you call my
childhood. Going to dig real deep into that
one. It looks like you're feels
pretty pretty wax. Back here to me.
Hey - know something To add to the strength check.
So so k6 so at a six each of your strength roles and you guys
just start pulling and start jogging.
Yes 32. All right, as do we figure out
how to stop? I'm just gonna like, stop.
I haven't we don't all around nobody.
Just asked just launching straight into the air is
Franklin, big enough for three people.
I'm four feet tall. So I'd say my shell is probably
like I fire it for four and a half five foot diameter.
I could always think the blood curse on him to make him swell.
Nicely greased up. She'll just start sliding with
ease and she starts going. Tell me how good it sliding.
Hang on back there, guys, we gotta for we're gonna make some
good time here now. Is it a smooth Trail or a bumpy
Trail? Well you're going over a foot of
snow so you're not really finding that many bump.
It's okay. Yeah.
Lucky when you find the bump, uh, you guys start running and
the shell starts speeding up. Until at one point, the Rope
starts to slacken because the shell is starting to outpace
your company. I'm just imagining just kind of
like straddled just like holding on one handed to the turtle
shell and executor just either holding onto his shoulder and
his head. You guys.
Can I like to tuck my shield up under my feet?
While I'm holding the rope and use it like a board for like, I
don't know what the fuck you call that now.
Do you know the, you know, the board attack up to the Rope?
On the boat, on the water keyboard.
No, I know what you're talking about.
Roll roll me in athletics. Yeah, same time, Louis down at
the same time, all of my bugs will come out of my shell and
kind of clamp down on their feet and like Calves to try to hold
them in place. Just hold on, he's going to ask.
All right, so he's zipping past you guys and you're trying to
flip out onto your shield and just hold on.
What is that water skiing? I can't think of the word me
there Waterboy it's not water waiting for.
No wait, you jump on the board? As it's usually when the wave is
like finished. Its on the wake of the wave that
you're jumping on top of this, place called wakeboarding, okay?
Oh yes. Can I make it up as you go to
the like flip out onto your board?
You miss up and you fall dropping your shield and the
rope and he's just Zips past you Rubik, are you reacting?
I mean, I'm, like pushing forward, trying not to get hit
by the shell, but yeah. Like that.
Damn, like I kind of I don't want to like laugh about her.
Ash biting it a little bit, but I kind of cool.
And if we're honest characters, it's okay.
Totally understandable. Make a strength jacket or fee.
Rubik another. One, another one. 25.
All right. As the shells lips past you now
and you see Rubik or not your room, a QC by haroche, will try
to pull his shield out and get on to it before he falls
dropping the rope and the shield and then the Rope tugs on you,
but you hold on. And then you are now being
drugged Hurdle in the pirate or just zipping through the snow.
I cannot attempt to like try and get myself.
Like I don't know how I would even I think I'm just going to
get drug. I don't know how I can also, I
could save that what's in front of us, could do we see what's in
front of us? Currently Renshaw being drug
Bomb Franklin, you are still lit up and are you yammering on your
back? Are you going head first or like
feet first? I am I'm head first because I
was holding on to the rope with my two hands in front of me.
Okay, so you probably wouldn't see this coming but Rancho,
you're awake and you're just letting yourself be drug and all
of a sudden you start to hear. R, this noise coming from behind
you. Do you react at all to this
noise, I'm gonna pull out my bail.
And I'm going to start ringing it.
Good evening meal. All right, oh, wait a hell.
All right. So, do you guys all hear the
ringing? I believe that most of you are
close enough and this would be probably heard.
I passed the perception of 14. Okay.
Yeah. You definitely Heard It,
Whatever. Passive of 17.
So I would also hear it. Yeah.
Fine is 10. My sister.
Didn't y'all? Tell ya?
You guys hear the bell? I Branch out your ringing.
The bell in the dwarf, stops walking and turns around and
looks at you. And then you see it look up at
something behind you. Before you get hit with this,
massive force and I need you to roll me a dexterity saving
throw. Wound into me.
Yeah, getting plowed 0046. I don't think it's gonna help.
That was that means, is that? That was the to.
Yeah, not my night off. All right, so you you hear the
sound, you see the dwarf look up and then you feel yourself.
Get hit, and you're now being like pushed along and you're
kind of like wrapped around what?
Ver just ran into you and you see this at Wharf just get like
pummeled over. Well let's make a saving throw
for him. Okay so they run into me and
then on on the directory to hit the dwarf as well.
Yeah. So you are now wrapped around
this hard shell and you're zipping through the snow and you
guys hit the dwarf and the dwarf just gets like plowed over.
And you guys get a little bit of air.
And just kind of go like soaring up a little bit before landing
back down in the snow and just continuing to just scoot off, am
I? Am I still holding on to the
Rope? Yeah you guys are still holding
so when I don't wait is there another dexterity saving throw
that they need to make 440? Yeah, well your Vic running into
moving rubick is wrapped around Franklin shell right now.
Oh right. Right.
Oh Franklin. You should make me a
constitution saving throw. Sure, as the saying is it is it
possible for me to like kind of like, draw my sword and try to
drive in the snow and Li slows down?
I'm just leaving, I'm just gonna look around and give you a head
nod. And so like, am I still attached
to the dwarf at all? Know there's the reflect left
behind in the snow and you guys just kind of started it zipping
off like away from him because for some reason this turtle is
slipping through the snow for real quick.
You know Sorrento is just going to hold on at this point to try
to not dislodged. Yeah.
So you're wrapped around this turtle shell and you can feel
like this hard lump in your gun which is Franklin's head and
Franklin. Oh you take two points of damage
from impacting another person? Yeah.
That I don't know if I'm gonna slow them down or nox.
Remember, I weigh like 200 pounds.
So, either I'm going to slow down because this one Franklin
down or we're gonna go faster because we've added Mass.
Let's, let's roll. We're gonna see, we're gonna do
huh prod at 250 pounds is what I was?
Okay, so you guys are going faster.
Now, after you hit back down, you guys are zipping down.
You're still kind of like aw, On this like walk path.
Can you guys see yourselves? Yep.
Yes, her. Okay you guys are so stupid on
the side. You're trying to collect you
all. For some reason.
It won't let me select everyone again.
Cheers everybody. Oh, you're trying to put your
skin. The slowest are I'm gonna try to
put my feet on the ground a little bit.
All right, make strength checks, do I see ruvik like drawing his
sword and can I touch him? What's your passive perception,
15? Okay, you wouldn't see him
drawing his sword, and you guys would actually probably be just
like right next to each other because you're being drugged by
the same rope from the same Turtle.
Bob, where do I am cash and guns on Rubik's Beck.
Okay is 19 friends. So that means to get a D4 to his
role. It does are dirty for his role.
Should I roll that? Before.
Yeah. So OK, Renshaw got a 4 and then
Rubik you got a 19. Best idea.
You guys are still zipping through the woods.
Press, we don't run into a tree. Yes, I'm alright.
So it's around a stereo surround it.
I say between rubick and wrench. How you guys are definitely
starting to slow down. I'm just gonna try to, like, dig
a little bit deeper. If I Notice that we're slowing
down because I know like a guy could see the tea trees were on
passes and I really don't want to hit one.
We just got to steer around them, we can go faster, keeps
keep rowing. Try to I'll try to be like use
my sword as a Rudder like turning it left and right like
trying to get us to turn. Hell, yeah.
Could I make an attempt? I get this, like I'm riding the
shield like under my belly, like, face, can I attempt to
stand back up on it? I'll go ahead and make the
attempt. Athletics, Athletics or
acrobatics dirty, 20, all right. So you're able to stand up on
the shield and you guys have still scooting at a pretty good
Pace but you are slowing down now.
Can I put? All right so I'm I've got the
rope and I'm kind of standing it sideways.
Can I dig down put pressure towards the back to try and help
slow us down? You yes you can try.
What do you want me to do? All for that.
Romy, another Athletics. 30:20 again, nice.
All right. So you start to put pressure
down on the back of your Shield. As you guys are rolling forward
and you guys come to a stop underneath a really big fir
tree, that was the worst. And just before wrap the worst
sled trip of my life, we actually No, I would say you
stop like right up against it. So, no, damn it done.
Yeah, one shot was going to start laughing.
I flick, I'm just rolling around on my, on my back Bell.
Hilarious. Could somebody help me out
please? I can't get up.
Oh yeah. Just killed at.
I dropped her later. Can we can't lose those
jalapeno, poppers not reach down and offer my hand to pick him
up. I clasp it.
Thank you my friend. And Chuck laps.
Hey guys, there's some good nuts up in this tree.
John something yeah. Here at trial, throw it in my
mouth, you got to shake them first and that's don't just come
out of these tiny grandchild. Are you okay?
I mean, you were, you're getting dragged away from it so you you
all right there, man. I'm just gonna shrug, I'm feel
like Free trip. Yeah, I'm fine.
Everything's fine. Yeah, you didn't have to walk.
As far as us that is cool. Wait.
Where did dorf? Go same time as you guys are
Rosen up in the tree and out in the snow.
There are several figures jogging through the snow coming
towards you guys. I began waving.
Hi, are they? Are they grayskin doors again?
Yes, they are. All right, before they even do
anything, I'm throwing My hammer can I pink, I ping.
How can I bang? I want to throw my hammer.
Hold down your left. Click All right here behind this
guy. Hmm.
And then I want to recall it. Before they even get a chance to
say anything or do anything. Fuck these guys, all the last
time you seen some great doors, they knocked him upside the
head, and he was unconscious for the whole battle.
Having not seen any of the last fight with a great dwarves.
Franklin is just sitting there waving saying hi to the new
people and then suddenly he attacks and I get really big
shock, a little. Whoa, Violence.
All right. So you were Old Pine Cone falls
on your head. You rolled a 22.
So you perfectly just like lob your Hammer behind them.
And as you recall it you are. You're right here, right?
Yeah, yeah. So let me double-check this
content. Yeah.
So I'm gonna throw it. Um, let me see here to, I have
to read this Ten feet. I don't know if this first dorf
is it is within 10 feet of this. But this this story.
So if it's a 10-foot radius, right?
Yeah. It's a 10-foot tag and yeah.
It's within 10 photo. That Wharf.
All right, so I'm going to throw it, it's going to land.
There's going to be a very loud Thunderclap and they have to
make a DC Constitution or they have to make a constitution DC
saving throw 15. Oh, All right, so wait,
everyone. That's within 5 feet or within
10 feet of this one. Yeah. 10 feet of that hammer.
Yeah. And that's like, I was beside
me. This all of them.
Yeah, it was a that's all of them momento.
Yeah. So definitely these guys and
they have to make a saving throw of what 15 constant they take
half damage. That's how we We're going to
learn anything. Fuck these people, very elves.
I don't want to learn anything from them.
All right? So the three furthest from it,
make their saving throw. But the one right next to it
does not make his saving throw. What kind of damage are they
taking? Okay there.
So let me see what I have here. So we've done after the storm.
Okay. I've still got two of these
left. All right I'm going to throw it
as soon as it lands, I'm going to snap my finger and that's
going to let me use my destructive wrath.
So let me That on there. So because it is thunder damage.
So the ones that made the saving throw are still going to take.
Let me see how much damage that so to D6.
So the ones that saved it are going to take six damage.
The ones that failed are going to take 12, okay?
And then As soon as like that damage goes off I'm going to
call for tempest return. My hammer is going to turn into
a lightning bolt. And in a five foot path, or any
five foot wide line, they're going to take an additional to
D6 of lightning damage. So you would see you would see
the hammer fly through the air. So there was also that damage to
because you're chucking it. I ask who you're checking it and
then recalling it, and okay. So the first set of damage did a
lot and then the second set of damage is coming from it
summoning lightning or from it making impact with them know.
So I love the hammer over. Hmm to land behind him.
That this Earth. So who ever failed took six?
Took six damage of lightning. Whoever failed, took 12 from
that. From the initial, then I'm going
to recall my hammer and when I recall my hammer, it turns into
a bolt of lightning. And since these two are in the
are in the five-foot returning path, these two are also going
to take an additional to D6 lightning damage.
Okay. I see, okay, so near all that
damage. Yeah.
You just threw it behind them. It's like you said.
Got you? Roll that beautiful Bean
footage. You check your behavior behind
them and they all feel this shock wave and this one.
Feels this one right here, feels it.
Especially and you can just like, see his eyes are stunned
and now he's got like blood dripping out of his nose and
then you recall your hammer and a bolt of lightning just strikes
between these two dwarves that are standing in a line in front
of you and you see both of them, just get like this charred spot
on their chest and then the like striations come out.
Their shoulders, and they both fall down face-first in the snow
smoldering and their companions are just looking at you stunned.
So the French off from the back just like fuck.
Yeah and I would say roll initiative me so fuck died.
Yeah, their face down in the snow and on moving.
But okay. So what you might want to clear
the other initiative officers started.
So how do I do that? It's working.
You would just delete them off of their basically and add the
doors in after you get them in. I'm looking at the initiative
borders. Everybody's role showing up
correctly. Well for that since they died.
I want to use it on my token, like it down the blood curse of
the following puppet. Okay.
Remember our eyes for swinging first and asking questions
later. I'll make you fucking people.
I'll make this first, this first one here.
This one here. Okay.
Sure, that blood curse again. Puppet.
Within 30 feet of you. Okay?
Yeah, that's plenty of space. Yes, 25 Blah.
All right, so it's just going to make a weapon attack.
Yep. It's probably going to be really
similar them before the last time.
You just see this body, just go limp and for some reason turn
and flail its weapon at its friend behind it, Landing a blow
against its companion with a stone Club.
The math math thing. Yes, I've just I'm writing it
down so that I remember which ones are dead.
I'm writing stuff down by and I like paper what do women if and
you see this one, this one just turn and flail and it's Stone
Club just makes contact with its companion next to it and they
just blast him in the face and that companion gets some air
lifting them off their feet before they thud limply back.
Down into the snow just lifeless good.
Yes. Alright everybody rolling a
ship. Okay, so here's something that I
have always always forgot. I fucking had It's at the bottom
of my list here. How do I delete this?
Listeria off this list? There should be, you might be
able to just delete the like when you're clicking in the Box
to enter the numbers, just delete the numbers and she might
disappear. Nope, no.
Maybe there's yeah. Usually I have to close the turn
order out. Oh no, you put her at the
bottom, at least. Yeah, I just put it at the
bottom. That usually what I have to do
is close the turn order out, and then reopen it, Fuck.
Where's that? So would that technically count
as my kill? Because I made them do that.
I think you acts at asked this last time and I'm No.
Last time I tried to see if I can get sneak attack.
Oh, okay. Yeah, that's right.
Roll your initiative while you're thinking about all this.
Okay. So since I made them attack,
Would that count as my kill? Since I the Puppeteer made the
puppet kill. I would ask why you're asking
that, yeah, because I have a thing called right, Focus that I
always fucking from. I've never fucking used it.
Whenever you reduce a hostile creatures 20hp you were gained 1
D6. HP hiring a say yes.
Only because in my mind Flint himself is putting his intent
and will Through another creature.
Is it temporary? No, it is a it's literally that
simple. What I read when you reduce the
Hostile creatures you regain so if you don't have any missing
then you don't gain anything. That's why I asked if it was
temporary now I'm missing two HP.
So oh okay. Then that's why I'm asking the
other the other thing I would say, I don't know how you feel
about it but guys eat but just for are going forward to for you
to remember it when you're using it.
It, if you were to use this particular Spell combination, I
would guess that it would be halved because it's like, you're
doing it through somebody else. So, like the the like, if
you're, if you're a standing next to them and doing it
yourself, you would probably get more back or if you were doing
it with your own will and intent through rather than through
somebody else. What's that vicariously?
So your vicariously, getting this health, back in this, put a
one-step found the D4, It says. You were gained a number of hit
points equal to one roll of your chemo.
Tight Die, mahima Craft dies Addy sick.
I would say. Yeah, roll it and take half
since it was not your direct hand but your direct force or
indirect Force. Hey, there you go.
There you go sit. There you go.
We needed what she said. Take half.
So I only get 1, we get a 1 I thought you got for us. but my
other thing is, when you see it through the following the puppet
it, I don't have a limit to it. The how many times I can use it
a day? Can I use it for both those
enemies? I saw him die.
Yeah, I saw him die. Yeah.
Words. It's a puppet.
Yeah. So I don't have a limit to how
many times I can use it. It's just whenever I see a
creature died. I use it for this creature but I
also saw this creature at the same time.
Yeah, but they died instantaneously at the same time
and I think you made your choice with that creature, you saw
closest to you, okay? Because in the time that it
would take the cast and do that that other ones already limping
on the ground. If indeed you can kill bed, use
me Immortal. Now use one of your that's true.
Did everybody roll initiative? Maybe you still need to roll
initiative. I rolled him and she are.
You got a 12? Sorry, I missed it.
I'm sorry. I like to twist the rules of
best. I can tell Now, you know how
Josh Gates? Hey, I'm cool with it.
Don't worry all my friends. The friends I work, with that
played dendy. I tell them this shit, and
you're like, how do you come up with this?
I'm like, dude, I just think, and I'm like this it that way
I'll try I need to add one more dwarf, being a lawyer.
Probably should just I don't think you got mine.
I got a 2309 But don't worry everyone at work.
Agreed, like, the following puppet, should get the Delta
Tech shouldn't get the South attack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're watching your friend,
die. You're very much aware of what
they're doing. But like I said, you wouldn't
expect your dad companion to attack you.
That's true. You got a point.
Generally speaking I wouldn't expect my dead friends to attack
me. Yeah okay I wouldn't expect
people to look up when I point to the sky and screams at dirty
either, but that happens. That's fun.
It is fun. It's a really fun time.
These dwarves didn't learn the lesson.
The first time they didn't. I know, three out of the five
were dead before we rolled initiative.
It's reactions. We should just leave one alive,
so that we can, you know, he can go back to the buddies and they
just won't come after us. Ever again, you know what killed
them all. And then I'm going to use
Revival will get the information, then they were
snapping that motherfucker's neck too.
Alrighty, yeah, that was the plan.
Oh, there are two Franklin's on my list.
Now I will close it after this time because it's so fucked up.
But all right, everybody's in the And order is the two of us.
Schubert from there. He's a good man.
So I don't see Franklin's name, I just see a turtle or actually,
I don't feel like anybody's names.
I see a trick Kira Renshaw and then I have Franklin's token
wisteria. the, on the turn order, everybody's every Vicky
said, you got a nine Terrific, you still with us.
I thought I heard of munching munching horrific.
Yeah I see it. It's 9:00.
Okay yeah alright so baccarat she's up first with etra Kira up
afterwards. On Deck.
That's what it is. All right.
All right, let me see here. I'm going to try.
See if we can buy her eyes. Make them feel sorry.
They sucker-punched him in. Yeah.
I'm going to side step and just fucking use my light or use my
breath weapon. All right.
So it's a Let me just do that. Oh no hang on to ignore that.
I meant to just send that, not send it breath weapon.
So they need to make a DC, add Ecstasy of 13 or take half
damage. And it's a fine.
It's not the damage. No, that is not the damage.
That was a Miss Rolle. I can roll again, if you look at
you. Okay, roll again.
Can I make that first roll my so you step over in front of that
guy and you release your breath weapon and he is already just
absolutely stunned at what has happened and tries to like, get
out of your way. But just barely and he you just
barely hit him with your breath weapon and he takes what does
it? He takes three to him image.
You takes three damage. You can just see his shoulder
and arm or kind of like chart up and he his arm smoking and he's
just he just looks horrified. He's like oh my god, what the
fuck. All right then I'm just going to
use my bonus action for. I'm just going to touch myself
and use whole Shield of faith on my friend.
Beautiful face. Shimmering field appears, and
surrounds a creature of your choice within range.
Plus 2 bonus to armor class, alright?
Alright at Sakura is wait, are you done?
Is that it for your turn? Yeah, that's it.
All right, that you're here. You're up first.
Main question, does Shield of Faith stack?
Two separate sources. Yeah, Shimmer field appears.
It doesn't say that it does, but it also doesn't say that it
doesn't, because let's say it does.
All right, because it is, I mean it is a bonus action but it is
one low first level spell slot. At least.
So is why I asked the question before, okay?
Might not need it but my so anywho from inside of the tree,
I'll just scream. Yeah.
You can have a crush and and then you hear the Deep orange
and enhancement of me casting it the spell guiding goal.
Okay. To the first one.
Just first level 24 to hit to this one right here.
Yep. With 12 damage, okay.
So 24 to hit so you see it's tumble away from Baja Roch
after, he uses his breath weapon, and you call out like
that and you send out your bolt of energy and it just hits him
Square in the chest, knocking him prone, and he just lands on
the ground. Lifeless, Fuck you.
I say you got this by her hush. Well, another shimmering Shield
appeals that appears around you. All right.
Now you have a plus 40 Armor class.
Yeah, my my AC is 22 right now. Oh wow.
Just in case a fuck-boy dwarf. Wants to try something stupid.
All right. Wait, you're up next and just
one quick free action of. Are you going to surrender?
That's smart. You see this other dwarf just
standing around and he is just so utterly shocked, but he
doesn't look up at the squirrel. It kind of just, he just thinks
that lightning just like shot out of the tree and he's just
stunned, holding his like Stone fucking club in his hand and you
can just see him just like second-guessing himself.
Like why am I here? Entire family.
I'm going to ready my eldrick blast.
As educator is saying all this. Some hold up my hand, my hand
starts barking with the eldrick blast and I'm going to look at
the final door from like, do you surrender?
And I'm going to say, please, please fucking say no!
Please fucking fight us. Do it.
You stupid, bitch. I'm gonna even say hi.
I'm Franklin. You see it?
Look over it. You flint, and you, it speaks
back, but it speaks back in a language, you don't understand.
And you kind of see him, take a step back, just one step back in
the snow. Does baja trash, understand it,
I mean, yell out to the whole party.
Does anyone understand what the fuck?
He just said, Does anybody speak to or fish?
Well, I understand, he's scared and we can't wait for it.
Appling primordial, thieves can steal.
Okay. Yeah, none of you understand
what he says? I just kind of looked blankly
around. What's called?
Hi guys. I think you make are direct eye
contact with the door from. Like, I'll take that as a no,
and I'll cast my old Rick blast on him.
All right, roll it. 21. Oh yeah, it's definitely a hit
roll damage. Um away numbers.
I hate when you like you lower the numbers on the screen and it
takes away the whole menu. So I can cast this at 5th.
Level giving me three beams. Oh three beams of Eldridge
blast. I went we ain't looking too hot
so far. It's usually not too powerful.
I mean it turned around you did the first one was just a
warm-up. Yeah. alright, so you throw
this, spell at him and all three bolts, just make contact with
them as he takes another step back and you just see him like
just fumble to the ground and fall lifeless.
Okay, I'll just say cuz if he didn't die, I had something else
up my sleeve. No, he he definitely didn't make
it. Alright, so now I'm going to get
a D6 of Health back. Yeah, good job.
There you go. What does that visually look
like? Eldridge blast.
Know him getting his health back.
Is he like so second the so lot of it I like like a red line of
missed since he's like a blood Mage.
Yeah. Cuz it's called the right.
Focus of the undying. So as the light as the bolt
would hit just for this specific one.
Okay. As Bolt would hit him like his
skin would sear and like it would just remove the top layer
skin. So you can see the muscle and
blood pouring down and as he would fall down, I would just
keep holding my hand out from firing the eldrick blast and you
would see the blood just like Mist through the air and just go
into my arm. Well, You're really strong.
Are you a vampire? Some people wish I was as easy
to kills a vampire. I think we're missing another
friend here is still missing. Look her out.
Still still tracks for us to follow and we still see Trail
leading this way, this way I guess.
Yes. Guys, can I suggest something?
Just wait a little man as okay. I'm just thinking of y'all like
what that be really nice if we could do like a locate person or
allocate object right now I'll dub don't know where they are
but I think Lewis oh baby if you want then take him drink.
That guy's blood. Maybe if we all have a little
like a little, bladder hailer or something to the vial and share
it around the next time, one of us, Gets taken.
We can find them easier. I have no problem taking all of
them. Let's just knock it lost again,
Friday, and sure. Let's try it.
A dock at loss the new track. You are.
Young, my friend. Yeah, the edge of Franklin's
now. Okay.
All right. I figured it helps to focus T.
I had pursued but Right to the edge of what the light source.
Yeah. Franklin's glowing portion,
because I'm assuming it's deep dark at this point that we got,
the sun's completely set at this point.
How long does that last, by the way concentration or?
Yeah, my sugar Essence. Oh yeah, let me go back to that.
Should have asked this earlier, but in getting dragged through
the snow by the Franklin sled. Did I?
Am I still holding on to the the mask one hour?
We found in the cabin, If you guys picked it up from the
cabin, I would say. You still have it.
Don't concentration it. Don't look like Or is it
Daylight is called okay yeah this is the last one hour.
Yeah, I'm going to say that's probably going to start to fade
pretty soon. Okay.
Franklin, your particular flicker in of Flickr all oh, but
wait, I'm flickering. Yeah.
Oh my God. No.
I don't want to go back to hell. Go till I fall, everybody's do I
scribble at the dirt? No I meant that.
I meant the light coming from you.
Oh no I stopped that sit down. Oh yeah, I get back home.
Don't hold Z. What the fuck did I just do?
Actually. I'm going to light my life.
Okay. Can you make yourself a bit
light or do I need to do that? You have to, because it's not
something we can do, so I can put a radius on.
Oh, it doesn't let you. Yeah, in the Hiding.
It says you have life for what? 30, 30, 30.
I don't know if that counts as light but it is a radius here.
I will give you light call. It's 30 feet, right?
Yeah, doesn't, it doesn't work for the aura cuz I can see the
difference. I can see the color.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
There you go, perfect off. So glad we're hearing for.
I have been follow the recalling, these genuine tracks.
I'm going to pull the mask out of my pack because I did grab it
from the cabin. And I'm gonna take a look at
these dead Dwarfs. Through the mask.
Okay. When you look at the dwarfs
through the mask, you see the same thing again.
The dwarves appearing to your naked eye up here, like midlife,
healthy dwarves, except for their gray skin.
And when you look at them through the mass, they are
decrepit and have immense amount of wrinkles.
Some of them even look like their skin is breaking after.
After staring at him for a second, I'll pull the mask away
from my face and kind of tell the rest of the group what I
saw. Hi guys.
It's the same as same as the other door.
If they look They look ancient Through The Eyes Of The Mask.
I don't know if anybody else wants to check that out, but
wow, give it a little cool Basque I will look through it
and while I do so, I'll cast maybe Divine sense to try to get
a gauge of what sort of Entities, these maybe I'll row.
I by divided sense. Does it always work or well?
It always goes off. Can you put that up on the
screen for me? Sure.
I'm Duane. I'm at a team anymore.
Tea before I do any of that enemy.
Yeah, I gotta find this a second class D.
Choose. What the fuck was that?
Voice of authority Channel Divinity.
Wait, don't, we have defined sent somewhere as a cleric?
Yeah, where is features and Trace, I guess Channel Divinity.
I got it too. Yeah, just the peach tea,
please. Bring down a shot glass.
Thank you. Did you post it?
I'm trying to find. I have it three, max bison.
It to find some evidence of a strong evil registers on your
senses like a noxious odor. A powerful good Rings like
Heavenly music in your ears. I think that my only be paladins
the so I might not have that. I thought I was using me.
Never mind. I guess I do not have that
ability. That is all.
So when you put the mask up to your face, you do see that the
dwarves go from being what looked like before they were
dead pretty healthy dwarfs. And now they look wrinkled and
decrepit. If I touch them is a feel
recorded, decrepit? No, where is it now?
When you touch them, they feel like they have good fleshy skin.
Like it should be healthy, they even feel well moisturized even
in the snow, huh? Geez.
Um that's very interesting. How about a cast infestation on
one of them and see if my bugs a lot to eat this flasher, see how
they react Your bugs though. Eat rotten flesh.
Won't they, yeah, they'll definitely rots trash.
But I want to see like, like I can feel it, but are they eating
the flesh that's between like the visual graphic that I see?
And what I'm feeling because I assume it's like, it's like all
like gross of like decrepit, like thin and Are you write out
with the mask on? Yeah.
So as you reach out with your hand and you're touching, and
you feel the like fleshy skin like through the illusion of the
Mask, you can see that your hand is not actually touching the
decrepit skin. It's touching something else and
as your bugs, crawl from you on, on a cross to this corpse, you
can see that they start eating the flesh that you are not
touching, they're eating the flesh that the mask can see.
It's just a, okay. I will.
Look at my skeleton, had to Second at the take-off, but only
my skeleton hand, and then take off the mask.
Okay, I'm going to say that your bugs.
Probably pick that corpse clean. It's probably nice.
Hearty meal for them. Let me know guys, well, we could
for sure. Say that like the wood, they
were eating this corpse here. They only ate the Partlet you
could see with the Basque on. So that's for sure that like
it's illusion. I think there's nothing real
there. That makes me wonder if what we
are actually seeing is the illusion because the dance
group, I think it is here. I can read the his passion, on
the inside. This is the size.
Show that truth. Oh, Forgot to write it down.
Steve, did we have to show that true?
Yes, see their truth. Sure like, so, All right, I
wonder it was that though because I made this and that's
what it says. Makes you wonder if we are
seeing an illusion on the mask shows, the actual truth.
I could it be. The guys look at all these I
come over with like a whole arm full of pine pine cones that I'm
waddling over holding at least 27.
I rolled yeah I'm gonna say there'd be a fair amount all
over these trees your that's amazing.
How did you fly it overseas? You're so good.
These ones are good. I just know.
I shake them. And make a good snack.
Good, good sauce. Oh, you can't just eat them.
Oh no, you can eat them. They're pretty good too.
But I'm just gonna hold out a hand and ask if I can have two.
Oh sure here. I kind of like it was my use my
foot to kick to over to you. That I'm standing on it, at
least because I'm holding the whole 27 of them right now.
I guess I'll take a few off your hands little buddy.
Doesn't say red shot 62. Take a feel as well.
My hands are pretty big. I'll take five.
Wow, that's really cool. Thank you so much.
All right, here you go. Like I'm holding the bundle of
them in my hands as best as I can, and it just kind of use my
I'm holding it with two hands, two arms that kind of told them
that I just take a foot up that I'm standing on some stating and
like, one foot and I just like kicking them to you guys.
And thank you for you. I'll hold out for my little
buddies. Jalapeno poppers are good.
Thank me. I like them.
So, where are we off to their heads?
I think we should continue following this Trail.
All right, so we want to do a previous setup, where we go real
fast, that worked pretty well. I think we just need more ropes
so that you guys can ski behind. Be once we get, go ahead.
What is the direction of like elevation and is it like uphill
or downhill or flat? You're muted babe.
Hello. Are you?
Alright. So as you guys are walking, you
can tell that you're standing on like a slight slope with the
higher elevation being North, and the lower elevation kind of
going to the southeast and the dirt Trail here in the path.
You can see the drag marks continue to go on and were the
northeast or walk does. Oh, let's follow them.
We got to get our friends back. I'm going to keep.
Yeah. I really can always skip.
Oh, let's do that. You want to hold hands and Skip
Skip and crawling through the snow.
Like you're following the yellow brick road, little things
Patrick Patrick here, I heard that after having scampered
forward in the past, but then scampers quickly back.
Yes, okay, so let's go dance, Oh God.
I turned night. I turned night mode off.
Yeah, that's terrible. Yeah, so as you guys continue on
the path soon, comes to like the thickest part of the 4-H.
Do you have yet? Seen these trees?
I love it. Wow, they're so alive here under
guard though, guys. Are maybe more totally all the
trees that he'll our dad. Why they call you babes?
And as you guys come upon a come out through the Big Trees, hold
on. I'm situating this map and I
keep fucking up the camera into believing of it.
I think mine but I can only play that character if I'm drinking.
I don't think that's the only time.
I feel like singing I mean you could just drink every time.
Yeah it sounds like you have to take a shot every time you have
to drink. Well, it's a self-fulfilling
prophecy after the last time I drank before I had to work.
The next day, I don't drink if I have to work today.
I almost cut my finger off. No, don't maybe don't pet
things. While you could drinking is the
better rule of thumb. I think the lesson learned in
that situation, right guys? Yeah except that his job is
literally cutting things. Yeah.
He's freaking power tools to cut got it.
I thought you were saying you were cutting stuff while drunk
the night before work. No.
Do so like the next day I was hungover and I'm like, oh God
everything sucks. I hate everything.
I Macau weird thing. If you cut your finger on a band
saw, it feels like a bee sting until you look down at it and
like Hall. Fuck.
And then your brain registers a lie.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
after that. I don't drink of have to work
tonight. Next day.
All right, so you guys come out of the thickest part of the
forest and you come out in between two buildings with one
building in front of you and quite a large tree stump and
your large light casts upon these buildings.
And you also see several dwarves right in the vicinity by way of
again A Taste because this is gonna go badly for you.
I supposed to be able to see the dwarfs, we should have come here
and you not see him. I forgot about that my bad.
There you go. We should have cut the heads
off. I will throw my hammer right in
the middle of these these for, okay?
Okay. So doing that again.
All right. Quick reaction.
Go throw it. Throw me the attack and throw
me, the damages. All right.
Um, let me see here. All right, so they have to make
a DC. So let me see here.
I'm just throwing it. So yeah, it's just going to be a
dc-15a. That's two things, right?
Yeah, Constitution and Thomas, I can only do this one more time.
I snap my finger and if they fail they take a full D6 if or
if they fail, they take to D6 if they say they take a D6 so it's
full damage. So they're going to take six or
12 damage. What's the saving throw again?
15? And then I want to run over
here. And then after that, call my
hammer back. All right.
Now I'll do it right here. Sure.
Hammer mjolnir essentially And you said, where are you throwing
it in the middle of these guys right here?
All right, so four of them. If they fail it's 12 damage.
If they save it six. It was a 10-foot radius.
Okay, so 5, 10 5, 10. So I guess this one is just
outside. She gets to watch her friends
Burn. Yeah, apocalypse.
Spoonies, apocalypse ponies, I'm tired of running.
Oh God that's such a great character.
Cannot contact. Hi I'm Rainbow Dash apocalypse
Tony yeah. Just a pony and pain 1-Shot.
Yeah, yes, yes. One has to be ponies apocalypse
Tony's. Fuck it up for it.
I called judgment from above. Yeah.
So there's no damage to roll because, like, it's okay trow
it. They take damage.
So on a failed. They take 12-6 on it fail.
They're going to take 12 damage on a success.
They're going to take six damage.
And then as soon as the hammer lands, the lightning lands.
I'm running over here and recall my hammer.
So this homeboy is going to take an additional to D6 on top of
whatever he takes. All right, so roll the to D6.
All right. You see you throw your hammer in
this wave of power goes out. And you see everybody there,
just stutter and look a little stunned at what you just did.
But they're all still standing. They're not very happy about it.
They all look a little wrecked for this. 60.
Okay. Yeah.
So this homeboys taken six on top of his 12 or 6 depending on
his DC safe. Okay.
So they all take a buttload of damage but they are all still
standing and they all look pissed off now and they are all
looking at you by her Ash, everybody roll initiative.
Wait, let me get the initiative window up.
Yes, do that first before I click the button, how do I put
the window up? I did I closed it and I don't
remember where it is, dr. The left its the the time
looking one. Yes, everybody still in it.
Hey Is there an end button at the bottom of yours?
Like we're living. There we go.
All right, everybody. Roll initiative.
I'm going to click on my character thing first this time,
because I'm smart. It says, I don't have a valid
token, so I don't know if it's going to show up if I get a 19.
You have to make sure your clicked on your person I
believe, and then roll it. Yep.
So, just roll it and I can change it to a 19 because I see
your role right there. Nope, I'll take that sign this
guy G. So now I need to add in All of
these guys on a momento, por favor.
Or favors. Orc favors after last time I do
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All right Raj you are up first whatever here on Deck again.
All right the odds yeah that's weird how that worked out but go
for it. Okay.
I am just gonna walk up to this person or this dwarf, okay?
And their face, but and I'm going to touch them.
And then, I'm going to cast inflicted wounds If it 11 hits.
And 11 does not hit. All right, just imagine you like
one finger, like poking their face like this.
Mr. Sinister. Can poke nothing happens.
Then. All right, um, that I'm going to
be like, I dare you to fucking hit me.
Please for the love of whatever. You hold.
Dear, fucking hit me. And I'm just gonna have like
Sparks and steam coming out of my mouth.
Are you trying to intimidate him?
No, no. Okay.
That's just, I'm just angry right now and I'm just, I'm
praying someone. I'm prayed a motherfucker would
right now. All right, the door should roll
the shit. Mmm, Franklin did a little bit.
He doesn't shit, but he looks very concerned.
He's prairie dogging. I can see it.
Is that it for your turn? Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes, that is. The end of my turn.
All right. Extra clear I prefer.
Well, does this seem the time to use my level 4 spell or not?
Yeah, and there's enough enemies.
Yay. Well.
I will send that to it and didn't show.
I just display. Command you speak a one-word,
command, to a creature you can see within range.
The target must exceed a wisdom, saving throw all, that's
probably bad wisdom, saving throw or follow the command on
its next turn the spell has no effect.
If the target is Undead, if it doesn't understand your language
or if your command is directly harmful to it all then it gives
some examples, but Yeah, I would have been bounding through the
trees so I'd gotten to the closest tree branch that I could
that they can kind of see that there is a squirrel form at
least up in them after after the angry blue Dragonborn put a
finger in their face and I just you just hear so red dad.
Yep. The squirrel.
The dwarf is definitely terrified but does not
understand your language and you can see it.
It's just starting to kind of like cower now and wonder what
the hell is going on. Well, that's all I got folks.
All right, Flint, you're next covered up by the Abby's
bitches. Don't understand common or
they're a fucking Undead. That's all that means.
I'll move right in front of. Oh, I didn't see those other
two. Fuck, I took me 13.
You guys are standing underneath of trees right now, which is
what all those bushy things are, but I wanted to make sure you
could walk through them. So I didn't make them all
obstacles. I did say that out loud by the
way. Yeah.
Obviously they can't understand me.
Anyways, the or their Undead. So um, So I'm going to take aim
at this, this guy, this poor unfortunate soul here.
Okay, with my electric blast All right.
So yeah, that definitely hits and that definitely killed him.
Just the first shot token. So, would the following to
continue on the line to the next person.
No, they would probably just direct right at the person.
You were aiming for even as he's like falling to the snow.
Okay, what's left? What so then Okay, so this is
gonna be a clusterfuck of abilities here, so I'm not going
to use the regen. Health thinks I'm at Max elf but
I have Mystic frenzy. So when I attack with a cantrip,
I can immediately attack with another weapon as a bonus
action. Okay, so I'll use my pistol to
attack this one over here. July 30, 2011 18 which one I
missed your purple heroin. Okay, They have to make sure no
till take the damage but looks like the one behind them will
have to make the DC save of 12, right?
From your explosion. Yes.
Okay. And that 15 foot radius.
Yeah, okay. So yeah, just that one.
So they don't make their saving throw so roll, your damage
numbers. Piercing damage for the pistol.
So it's 7 plus 6 for the first one and you want to separate
explosion for the second one. Yes, okay.
So, you fire your pistol, at the first one, and you see them drop
limply to the ground and you see whatever kind of shrapnel and
mess. Just explode onto the next one.
And you see them, stumble and fall to one knee and start to
live Lee fall to the snow. So purple hair dyed.
Yeah. Okay.
I'm going to use my Fallen puppet.
All both purple Harris died. Yep.
Okay well then I'm gonna use follow puppet on this one
because this is what I meant by like a clusterfuck of action.
Okay, but this one's already laying down on the ground.
What? I seen him die.
Because he died from myalgic blast.
No, he was already dead. Wait, no, yeah, I'm still kill
him. Sorry.
So you've Fallen puppet on him to make him attack the one right
behind him. So this is all happening in
quick. Succession.
You just like stumble out from in between the trees and you're
like oh fuck there's bitches. It was Fire magic and one and
then your pistol at the other. Yeah.
So with Mystic frenzy, I'll send it.
If you want to see it with Mystic frenzy when I attack with
a cantrip. I can then immediately attack
with the weapon as a bonus action.
Hmm. There's some that for you.
Okay? So you did your main actor, your
bonus action. So what is the Puppet?
Master? One a reaction.
It's a real gift. Yeah.
Okay. So with both hands I fucking I
crack out the eldrick blast on the first bald one.
And as he's falling down, I whip out my pistol.
And I take a shot at the purple haired one, killing killing that
one, and the one behind it with the explosions, And as they both
fall down with my L, check blast.
And I also cast, The Fallen puppet on the bald one that went
down to make him attack the one behind him.
If so, he just turns around but his limp lifeless body, and just
like noodle slaps with his Stone Club into the face of His
companion. Now, to be noted with your
reaction, it can only be used once per round is how it is.
So like, If somebody else dies, but during somebody else's turn,
now that reaction is done. So I think the last time to you
would use that Fallen puppet twice, but I was just looking
into it because I was like, I was like, what is Fallen covid?
Is it a reaction? Is it a bottom section?
Is it an action? Like, what is it?
Yeah, it's a reaction. And then, I looked up reaction
because I was like, what? I know where reaction, you know,
you something happens, you react but that I didn't know per the
rules because I figured it's louder than there somehow.
And that one is once per round, just kind of like your action,
your bonus action as well. So you go to do the Puppet
Master on baldy there and he turns in like, limply swings,
his Stone club and His companion and a companion sees, it's
coming and steps out of the way and no contact is made.
Before that guy falls limply to the ground.
And then seeing that happen with my second action.
Okay? Because I have two actions.
I will take, I will look at the other one that just step back.
Be like, oh yeah, you want to dodge that Dodge this Another
take another shot with my pistol that hits.
They take. A 10 plus.
One, and the one behind them would also have to make the DC
12 of deck. All right, so the one behind him
definitely makes that saving throw and manages to just step
out of the way that explosion and his just flabbergasted at
the fucking brutal Carnage. They have just seen.
You see the one that like, Dodge out of the way of its friends
Stone club and then you hit it and it just like I'm gonna say
that their shoulder just like all this Blood just flies from
their shoulder as they slowly start to fall to the snow.
Guys, remember that time we had a miscommunication with Doris
and we slaughtered their whole village.
I'll take one step to the side and I'll shout out.
Do you surrender now? I'm making sure I'm on a hand
languages. God, I wish.
Does that ended for your turn? Yeah.
After I shall do you surrender. I deleted that work.
There you go. I have comprehend language, but
it doesn't let me speak that language, right?
But it does it. Let you stay understand the
language. Where are that's the second
level spell. I can't cast it at this point in
time comprehend his first for me at the second level how we
ritual Range components. It have a little our next to it
with the, like, a little book Sybil.
All right? Is that it for your turn?
That's it for my turn. All right, all this Carnage
happens. You see the dwarf standing here?
Scream out. Just one long word, a deep
bellowing call. And you see another dwarf appear
next to them, and this dwarf draws a short bow and it's going
to take a shot at you Flint. Oh yeah.
Ah 99 that does not hit. Christopher.
You also see it yell out as it reaches, back to draw another
arrow, but that'll be it for its turn.
Run Shaw, you're next. Or you're up.
Batman. With a lot more doors.
Holy shite and then Franklin! Yes break!
Meow That's when they start to fall, I take out there, turn
order number so we can see which ones are falling in the list and
that's okay. Oh, I so we committing genocide
right now. Whoops, I guess I can go to the
bottom of this list. Oh, we wouldn't they started it
exactly there, Japan. And where America big boy?
Alrighty. And I being a little boy.
All right, so I have a bow. I'm gonna shoot for the farthest
away from this one. Which one the one that's
farthest away for the yeah, that one.
Alright, a 16 does hit go ahead and roll your language. six,
fucking It says total damage 23, all the it's adding hurt her
sneak attack. Are you sleeping?
And you have something that you you wear your regularly sneaking
I thought or something. Oh no.
So yeah actually, you're right. Sorry it was.
Thank you. Ignore the role.
Let's pretend you can deal an extra for D6.
Damage to one creature. You hit with an attack with a
finesse or ranged weapon. If I have advantage on the
attack roll, I don't need advantage on the attack, Rolf.
Another enemy of the It is within five feet.
And I don't have disadvantage, which I don't.
Okay, so there is another enemy within 5 feet of this person.
Writes, I am for this person. This one's within 5 feet is a 23
damage, okay? So 23 damage.
So you just fire off and just blast them right in the middle
of the forehead and they start to fall.
You see them stumble? Just looking so shocked.
A by Tim because that if team dwarves, we've often else
American Pie. Hi, AB as Bailey with a that
still counts as one. Yeah.
Really. That is 15 doors.
Turn on my chalkboard with 15 marks on it.
Great chalkboard. I've been keeping track on your
show. Well, ayat are trying to turn
around and look II. Can't turn around again, Cassie.
I'd love to do a reaction but I can't.
You can't franchise that it for your turn.
Yes. Okay, Franklin.
It's your turn to get on buddy. Yeah.
But there's only the one guy that I write with.
Yep. Who do you think called Dick?
Does he look really angry? yes, very Boy, Franklin doesn't
want to hurt anyone. Franklin is going to cast blast.
On, there's nobody next to him though.
Is there nobody alive. Sort of kind of clothes
Renshaw's five feet from you. Yeah I'm just looking at the my
ability to give someone else in an attack when I attack a shoe
future so you can see when weapon attack.
Okay. Who here who guys see seems to
be holding like a ranged weapon then if nobody's right next to
this guy. Pancha.
Renshaw's a range weapon. All right, I will cast blasts at
level 2. And can I do that?
So four people run shopping, one of them and then I'll do also
just shot a bunch of people. okay, I'll do Flint Renshaw
Eddie and This person. All right, can't see names.
Rubik we get little like title names on these at all.
Any chance in the future? Yeah, I know there's a way that
you can actually customize like your health bar in your name to
appear, but I cannot remember how to do it.
But this is Reuben. And this is rent.
Gotta Maharaj at the Kira and as far as I could figure out
through rule 20, because it used to be with astral, that each
character had their own name. That was Their character token.
But yeah, I could only do that on roll20 if from the DMS
perspective, like, I couldn't give somebody else's view of
their name for whatever reason. Interesting.
Yeah, weird. All right, well before people
that are right here, I'm going to give blessed to and then
Renshaw I'm going to turn to you and put my hand on the small of
your back and say shoot them for me.
I want to watch. Doesn't want to hurt anyone but
is willing to watch have a complicated person so you can
make one weapon attack to any creature.
You can see right now. We're on my turn right now.
Oh shit. Okay, so but I only see one
creature that's not so run chose going to avoid making eye
contact with Franklin. And Target.
This this person the store, if is the only one that I can see,
still alive. I was 13.
So what was your additional Wendy for attack roll.
So not the head. Right?
That's the Damage Done. No, it's 1D for to your attack
roll. Okay.
So then this is a 17 to hit The dwarf with the white hair.
Damn, get it. You said 17, did it?
Uh-huh. All right, so that definitely
hits. And then, so it says a 9 I can
add the extras. If the again, there's an enemy
Within I Feit. None alive.
It's not it's a 9. All right, so you fire off your
arrow and you see it land in their shoulder, and they stumble
back and they're even look, they're looking even more
outraged less frightened, at what they see and just more and
more angry. I'm going to cast.
Oh no, I did that already as a as an action.
So that will be my turn. Okay, thank you.
Thank you. You pop a few.
Thank you when they're guys. I think I just hit puberty.
I don't know how I do that with this voice.
All right. I'm going to, I'm going to use
my bonus action first. And cast Misty step.
Get that in there that pop up. Briefly surrounded.
So I'm assuming since teleported it's just a trick here and Flint
in front of me that I can see this space right here.
I'm going to Misty step over there.
Yes, you can and then trying to get the drop on this guy might
attack with my broadsword. All right, one for your deck
that might not be happiest. Plus here.
Demons be gone. Yeah.
Alright that's 14 to hit you actually miss you go to swing at
them but this dwarf is just so enraged and so ready, they just
take a step right out of the way of your sword as it plummets
down perfect. No.
Because I have two attacks per action.
I'm going to take another showing up.
Go for it. Oh yeah, definitely hits after
you take your first initial swing and they step out of the
way and turned you looking pissed off.
They go to take one step towards you and you bring your sword
back up making contact. Go ahead and roll damage. 10:00.
All right, that death. So after missing with the first
slash turns and faces me but unfortunately leaves his neck
area wide open and with a horizontal / just but it's the
not kind of not head all the way off more like Pez dispenser
Style. And then as a I just kind of
like push him back Franklin moans they just
collapse back onto their companion behind them.
Blood still just like eating out of their neck with every
heartbeat. The last time you tried to
kidnap our friends. Who do we have to deal with this
guy? Yeah, that's definitely not the
writer, is that it for your turn.
Okay, Mark must bills lot there. Alright, another dwarf appears
but I do not know if anybody is facing them and they make a
sneak attack at Baja. Roch.
Yes, that one and I should doubt.
Yeah, go ahead and Shout Shout, let it all out and behind you.
Hands up and show does a 26 hit 26, does it?
All right. Ouch, what are they hit me with?
They step out from being concealed from behind this
building and you just watch them throw a knife at you, all right?
How much damage should take you take eight points of damage and
it sinks into all the way up to the hilt.
Fuck You might want to get that looked at.
Yeah, we'll take care of this. I hope you gonna react I do.
But are you mocking at Shakira? How dare you?
But after he attacked his Beyond regard everyone and then just
books it away. Opportunity Tech, he's not even
that close. Go ahead.
If you want to make an opportunity attack was he within
five feet? Wait.
Is that what? This within 5 feet?
He is not within five feet. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't opportunity attack for
instance with ranged weapons. Yeah.
It's all about them leaving the their melee range.
If you had a glaive or something with a 10-foot range or wet, it
be bigger, but God, and it's instantaneous know, you
would need were caster for that. if you're, if you're saying as
an opportunity attack, It's my understanding, it's a unique
thing. The opportunity to attack.
Yeah, I thought I had it. Yeah, I've opportunity to
attack. You mean were Caster?
Not work a Sturgis. Yeah, every night opportunity
attack. Yeah I say unique thing as in
its unique to the situation, it does say melee.
Yeah, I'll Attack dragon. Huh.
Close close. That's what we do, we do.
That's a truth but like they're hella Villages so they're not
that great, right? I don't know, I don't care
villages to the ground. It's not usually by going to
need to find out if these people are connected to the elk heads,
guys, all on whatever he's guys, grab connected.
We need to start right here that till hopefully she's here.
Okay, so I made a mistake and I printed out the wrong character,
sheets for these Dragonborn characters, but it's going to
use a breath weapon on you. It's going to use acid, you can
go quickly to DD Beyond and do that, Anna, you need?
Yeah. you can just, Unity Beyond.
Acid. Apartment.
You might have to go to the other thing, that's not that
helpful might have to go to the specifics, like, Creature.
If you know what creature it is. And then once you're at that
creature, it should have those things in it that you could just
click on and it will roll it for you or even send it unless it's
something you've made yourself. Nope.
This isn't that custom?
All right, so this Dragon closest to you.
Click on it please. It turns to you Rubik and it
just uses a breath weapon and a line of acid, five, feet wide,
just strikes. You and you need to make a
dexterity saving, throw prove a crew.
Vic he's our man. If he can't handle handle acid,
none of us can Burns Burns. Some reason I just yeah, it's
just like spitting acid. It's like yeah.
That's the trouble. I'm having fine.
Is, I'm like, where's the damage?
It's just telling me that Co or the line in the radius and
everything should be to D6 and acid breath weapon.
Unless something like the regular one.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right let's go it's higher than if it's higher than level
if it's level 6 or higher as 3D 6.
You take a total of ten method damage from this creature.
I just picture that, that dinosaur from Jurassic Park.
Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Oh, by the way, your shoulder wound is still bleeding
straight. Chain mail.
What kind of armor you wear? No, probably not shoulder
visible. So no acid in the wound.
Hopefully okay. Yeah probably not.
But yeah, that hurts. You son of a bitch.
That's it for its move. You just speak in common
All right. Back up the baccarat.
Just all right, I am I'm going to move right here in konak.
I'm going to ask, what are you doing here?
It turns to you and in draconic it replies like this is my home
and you are intruding on our ritual.
What ritual are you trying to perform?
It asks, why do you want to join us friend?
No, I'm trying to see you cc hostilities is possible kind of
like to join. We would like to figure out
what's going on here. We've been attacked by these
dwarfs so and we're just trying to get out of here.
Warfare my companions, something else you guys notice as you're
having the conversation with this guy and you're up close
with them now and there are some torches lit on these paths
around you that this Dragonborn is gray.
It's this washed-out. Same gray skin color as the
dwarves. As a cleric.
Do I sense any natural Life coming from this thing by any
chance, or this creature is alive.
I'm gonna this creature altered, the frankly, very healthy
because I remember, I think Frank was the house.
Still holding the mask and I'm going to ask him to throw me the
mask. Hi sure.
I throw it at him. Oh, Athletics, please.
Wow. Hell yeah.
He looks over at you and he sees the mask and he hisses and he
says you have the mask of the betrayer, how dare you?
And you see him like just like all of his like horns and Frills
stand up on end, He just seems enraged that you have this item,
you can hear from the tree. I'm going to attack the dragon
put whole thing can hold up my hand like I'm drunk.
I don't wanna kind of battle anymore because we Need, we need
to find our friend and I'm going to ask him to tell me more about
the mask. Yeah.
Start making a snowman while we do this.
I've already got his arms also just so you guys know, I do have
jalapeno poppers right now. They're very good life in real
life. Fuck yeah.
Looks like dominoes. Papa John's, I have, I happened
upon a coupon code or promo code that gives you 50 percent off
your order every time. Every time, every time we lost
Rubik, I use it a lot. 50% of its.
Yeah, for real. I tried it in Michigan.
When I was visiting and it didn't work there.
You can try it if you want but I haven't, I haven't bought pizza
products out for a while because I've learned how to make my own
pizza dough and I have a food processor.
It's me. Yeah, it's so easy better
better. And Dominoes, Dominoes when done
right is amazing too. Like I will always have a soft
spot in my heart for Domino's. Yeah.
I we mostly do. Papa John's because it's
literally across the street. I went on just walked over and
got it just now and You can get an extra large for $10.
That's amazing. Yeah, it's hard to beat Pizza
Express. Oh yeah, yeah, I would agree
with that, just for that reason. Yep, I wish Mom.
Just yell for Mom. No Mom said.
He can't get his Discord to reconnect.
Where do you see that? As it in the I'm sorry about
that guys. Hail Victorious champion.
Baba. Yeah, I definitely missed any
and whole response. The dragon board would have had
to my question, maybe, okay. Swayze and and talking about
jalapeno, poppers 18, plus my proficiency, so 21.
Yes. 21 later tonight guy. Sorry.
What is that being made against? Persuasion.
Usually, it is a wisdom. Yeah.
Against. I'd because it's just because he
clearly knows something about the mask I'm asking for asking
him to kind of describe what the mask is, and why he hates it so
much. He looks at you in a little bit
of confusion and then like his ready stance for combat kind of
relaxes a little bit and he says to you in draconic he's like
that's the mask of the defiler that is the mask of the one who
betrayed us and was trying to kill our God.
Who's your god? He turns back to you and he's
like, rock on. Is there any sort of like war or
anything like from when we were saying, hey wise guy, he
mentions the name of his God. Oh, okay.
No. Oh, as a man of Faith.
Would I recognize the name of this God?
Romy in intelligence? Yeah, sure a religion.
Sorry religion. Excuse me sir could you spell
that Braga con BR a GH? A CR, see, a RN And I can't live
owl. GHA CA RN.
So close enough. It sounds like that.
How that's about Braga carne? You can see that this,
Dragonborn is now like relaxed and he's like our God.
We just repent of any Keeps Us young, he keeps us healthy.
That's what this ritual is tonight, we serve up a sacrifice
to appease him. And again, he keeps us young and
healthy as long as we continue to do sacrifice, it's like this
is also the feasts are also superb during sacrifice ritual
nights. Sacrificing.
It's a good thing. We already sacrificed these five
people right here for you. What did you ask what?
He's sacrificing? Yes.
Yeah. Who or what are you sacrificing
this lowly out. We found in the woods.
One of my one of my companions brought them back and they're
being prepared in the kitchen hall right now.
I'm going to grab his shoulder and Cast inflicting wounds.
Okay. Looks at you.
He doesn't react at all. He's just like friend.
Like you put your hand on his shoulder and he puts his hand on
your shoulder. Like yeah.
You want to come check it out at the preparation is great.
He does is he immune to necrotic damage?
No. Wait, hang on.
I didn't even I'm sorry I didn't even wrote a hit, I was gonna
say the 25 to hit know. The 23 is the damage the 21st
hit. Okay, so 21 definitely had.
So you put your hand on his shoulder and he puts his hand on
your shoulder and he's just looking at you all happy.
Like, yeah, we're gonna go eat enough together.
Isn't that great? And then you can unleash like
hell into his fucking shoulder? What was the damage 23:23?
And you just let all this like, power out of your hand and you
see his whole body stiffened in his eyes widened.
And you feel him just like let go of your shoulder and start to
fall back away from you. How does this spell?
Look taking this guy out, gonna grab him, my eyes are going to
glow and then my hand is going to have like this ethereal Green
Dragon, claw sink into his shoulder, and then necrotic
damage is just going to blast through his body.
And he just falls to the ground. Totally unaware that you're not
his friend. it sounds like, since I'm assuming at least The
Flint Franklin at your Kira and I'm going to butcher your name.
Renshaw doesn't understand trick onek.
So they kind of really don't know what's going on and be like
they have Asteria. We have to go although I know
draconic, I understood all of that are we?
Yeah, they're about to sacrifice.
To their God. We got to get well, we get we
even gave these guys a chance. Yeah, they're crazy.
We gotta we gotta take these guys are still in combat.
Where is it? No, I don't.
Actually do you see anything around that?
Corner up there? Walk.
And that direction, I can't move my character. it's yeah, I see
the shoulder of somebody over there.
That's all I can see. So there's there's some more
people here. Also that coward to throw a
knife into me. Because I was thinking about
going around this way and burning the fucker done.
But it does look like there's some some good fire over there,
okay? So there are two torches right
next to. There's one right next to ruvik
and there's another one just here.
My goodness is there like a big building that they're dear?
We could convince them to go inside, lock all the doors and
burn them in the church or the motherfuckers, okay?
So right next to you, there are buildings here here and here and
they all have straw thatch roofing.
I was just about to ask that in very important question.
Renshaw accidentally deleted you from the list.
I'm so sorry and pause my. Let's Zoom doubt.
Didn't definitely see another person.
Can I call that out. They um, they gotta go, we gotta
find our friend of they're going to eat it.
Yeah, I I see at least two more people. over this way, I've
already We've had a not enough eating of elves for one day,
call trogdor to burn these statue Ruth is it is, it is, I
think catch that on fire easily, okay?
I'm using my breath, my breath weapon on the buildings.
Is that a bonus action or action because you're still in combat?
Okay, we're still in combat. No, that would be an action is
Right? A trick here is turned then I
didn't know if you were finished with Harrison Rush.
Oh Yeah, I'm done. Sorry already.
All right. So then yeah, it is a turkey
roaster. Dirty, Maybe. 5, 10, 15.
Would you accept me climbing on top of this building?
As because I have I think I have a climbing me.
Check double check before you said you were in a tree.
Can't you just jump to it? Yeah, that's what I was figuring
to. Yeah, cuz like so what is your
feet? What is your movement while in
air? I have a I know I had a Glide.
There's my walking. Where's that at?
Now, I know it seen it. Is it under features and traits
to I guess these things don't really have a place for that.
I know most flying's like 40 feet wouldn't Glide.
Be the same thing. Well, I'd when I fall at least
10 feet above the ground, I can use a reaction to Glide.
Horizontally number of feet equal to my walking speed.
Okay, is 30 feet and zero damage?
Yeah, you're definitely close enough in high enough in a tree
to make that Glide onto the thatch roof.
Okay, yeah, here. So Just say that I'm on the
roof. Yeah, because that's fine.
All right, it won't let you up there.
Oh you can't see yourself, can you nope?
Sorry. 510. Oh shit. 20, 25, 30 day.
We give me like right to the edge of the roof.
Like right here at this corner, basically and I'd say say to
everyone, I see at least four more people over here.
You guys you guys friendly. Do you know where our friend
Wisteria is there, the elf? Where's the elf?
You see what one of those there, another Dragonborn Point At You
and call out in the same language of the dwarves.
A shit. They're talking to her.
I don't know the door speak. When we're winging it do the
door, that's my favorite tactic. You don't know that we're still
in combat so we don't have free movement.
Correct? Yes.
A quick, the quick thing I want to try which is actually this.
I don't know if it would, I think it's technically an
action, it doesn't really fine. Oh it is, it doesn't say here
after I click on it now. So I'm going to present my
nutsack out to them and what? Hey Welcome back.
You're going to present your nutsack, yes.
As I present my nutsack. I I speak softly and but clearly
and say the chances of the mother and they just go into a
deep dark, her voice again, that's just not there or
understandable to most trying to charm them basically.
As an act, as an action. You protect.
Your holy symbol. Okay.
Wisdom saving, throw correct. All right.
What do you mean? So You're trying to intimidate
everyone 20, 25 30 know I'm trying to charm them.
Let me see if that comes through here.
How about you? I'd be Charmed by that big boy,
you present your holy creature, 30 feet.
You must succeeded with and saving through or be Charmed is
what it says. So they have to succeed or they
will be Charmed. What is the saving throw?
They have to make 50 wisdom saving throw?
Okay which ones All of them. It seems like.
So there are five thirty. It's a because it's a 30 foot
radius. 5, 10, 15 20, 25, 30? Okay.
Maybe not the last guy. Okay?
So, all these ones right here, these four closest to the
building. That's why there's four.
I only see three, but yeah, for total people but the the one
that's farthest away here that when I can see that one.
Doesn't seem to be inside the 30 foot radius, okay.
So do they need to be able to see you for this to work 15?
That's a that 20 to 25 30. Yeah.
That can I see or hear you. Okay.
See or hear you? And I'm up on top of the roof
gesturing with my nutsack. I assume they could see me.
And the wisdom saving throw was 1615.
so, They are all Charmed and they just kind of like look up
at you and they're like oh that's nice, that's great.
And you can see this one for the way just like kind of like
angrily looking at you but not saying anything and you see it's
a little old lady and she's reaching into her robe for
something. I knew Frank.
You should join our team. We're here to do.
Do awesome things, and have fun. That person looks like they're
not trying to have fun and I point to this to the person
that's reaching inside the rooms you should probably stop them.
Do they need to be able to understand you?
Yeah. Like you have cast a spell and
they are now magically Charmed but they don't understand what
you're saying and they're just kind of staring at you the
shitty little grin like oh that's squirrel.
So cute. Look at girls.
Yeah, that's a nice squirrel and Just look at the flowers.
Yeah, they're all just staring at you happily look huh?
Coral. Or intentionally understand my
gesturing and intent through like empathy.
You know like pointing kind of weirdly towards the other figure
that has potential potentially mal-intent pointed towards us,
you know? Yeah.
And now they're friends of mine basically.
They are, they are friends with you.
So okay. So your
Okay, so this one, right? How does one or Italy still
grinning at you? But you see this one here, like
seeing you gesture towards this old lady behind him and he just
kind of like looks back at her. And then looks back at you.
And then he points at her with, like a question on his face.
And just like gesturing, like towards them and then holding
both hands up like stop. And pointing back to them.
Okay, he turns back but he can't move till history.
Yeah, I'm good. That would be my turn.
Tho All right, Flint. It's your turn.
I made these. These three or friends here.
They, they like they, like my nutsack.
There is a fourth one that did hear you, but you can't see, but
they were within hearing range and they're like, man.
I don't know what that voice will 3 was nice.
Perhaps maybe ping, where you were at, Sur?
My fingers right here. Yep.
You should be able to see me on top of the roof, from your
Vantage. I would assume because I'm up
high. Yeah.
Cuz he was in the tree. So you saw him Glide from the
tree to the roof and Scamper across the edge of it, okay?
Auntie. 25 move to here. And you can see that both of
these guys are just like trying to.
There's just staring happily at the squirrel.
See. Both these guys.
You mean that one and one? Yeah, this one.
And this one. Sorry.
I thought I'd bring them both. You may have.
I just met him. So while they're distracted.
Looking at the Kyra, I should have a advantage.
If they take damage, does that end the Charming spell on them?
If it were from me, yes. It's what I understand.
Okay. That's what I remember.
I was trying to look up the times though, currently.
I'm damn. Sorry about that guys.
No, no worries. My internet is not being
cooperative, you got other things.
All right. Charmed by you until the spell
ends or until you and your companions do anything harmful
to it the charm creature. Regards you as friendly
acquaintances, when this balance the creature knows, it was
Charmed by you. So if you do any damage to them,
the spell ends, So, these two are Charmed by you, these
forever. This one.
This one is three that I can see for sure.
Yeah. And I would say as you're
sneaking up behind these do you can see this one, kind of like
looking back at EduCare and looking back at this little old
lady and like pointing at the little old lady, then I don't
think googly eyes. Oh, come up behind.
This bald one here. It with an L jerk blasts, ready
in my hand. So I have the crackling of the
lightning, in my hand, I'll come up behind him and say in
draconic. Where's our friend wisteria?
And you can kind of see this dwarf just like look back at you
and they still have this shitty grin and they just don't
respond. Let that shit loose.
Can't sacrifice Wisteria if they're all dead.
So as it's still crackling in my hand, Trying to think of like I
don't like sign language, like our friend.
Where are they? I get out of there.
Level mouth food. With.
With flumes history of being around the world.
Would he learn how to? Sign language like the simple
shit like friend, restroom food. Maybe.
Yeah, but I would, I would say that's probably like a good
skill set that maybe should be added to just like Dean Dean
general, just sign language, well, done, leaves leaves.
Can't it's technically, an unspoken language.
Huh. Maybe we could teach each other
thieves can't. No thieves, like I like
something for tactical situations Rancho.
Your goal is to keep yourself healthy skin for my first
action. I want to cast comprehend
language. Okay.
For the duration, you understand, the literal, meaning
of any spoken language that you hear you also understand any
written language that you see. But you must be touching the
surface on which the words are written.
It takes about one minute to read.
One page of text, the spell doesn't decode.
Secret messages in a glyph. Okay, with such as Arcane sigil.
It doesn't say anything about. Oh Falcon.
Oh you know he understands spoken language.
Any language that's spoken. There we go.
I can understand it. I just can't speak it right?
That's my understanding of this. So I want to take my crackling
hand of LG blast, ready. I'm going to put it behind my
back. Okay.
Don't hold out by other bare hand.
Right. To the bald guy.
Hmm. And I want to try to shake this
and I want to offer a piece too. You going and an open Palm for a
shake. All right, he's looking at your
face and he sees your hand and he's faced kind of goes
questioning. But he likes slowly reaches out
with the hand that isn't holding a weapon and just like kind of
like grasps you on the wrist like gives you a good like
hearty Shake. Do it, do it.
The other one with the, with the instant harm, right?
This is where I've been like Brewing like a custom spell in
my head and it's where it would come into play.
So good to it. Hey, I'm always open to custom
spells. We might have to come up with a
little bit of a story of how you get it but I know because
everyone else has custom shit. I love it.
It's fun. So as we're shaking hands, I
still have my LG blast, ready behind my back.
And he would see me take that crackling hand behind my back.
But I'm like I'm trying they would they would see me
willingly trying to make amends like a truth but so bad.
I can see the veins popping out of my arm in my bicep like
wanting to fuck him up. Okay, so like you're like going
on with this inner turmoil. Like we need information not
murder and he just looks at you and he says in his Dwarven
language he's just like Are you okay?
Just met bitch macking with it? Just do it.
Just fucking hit him. Fucking it in and I'll look
since I can't speak it. I'll just shake.
Yes. As we're still, we're still in
our Palm Shake right. Mmm, we're still in her Palm
shake and I'll just shake my head.
Yes. And I'll speak in common.
Do you speak common He just kind of like looks at you and he is
very questioning and he's like, I don't understand what you're
saying, I don't know. Speak that well and he's just
like, do you need like a drink or something?
Are you here for the ritual? Would I be able to tell what
language I did with comprehend language going on?
It doesn't say, you know what language it is.
It just says you understand it. so, I'll speak in common Jump,
if you can understand me. He's just looking at you
questioningly and he like kind of like gestures back behind him
with his weapon and his other hand.
He still got a hold of your forearm and he's like, do you
need a drink? You don't look that great.
I'll shake my head, yes. Under realizing.
He can't understand what I'm saying.
Now I want him. I want to drink.
He sees you shaking your head yes and he lets go of your arm
and then he just like jessa's wedding.
He's like all right, this way and then he turns as if he's
going to start walking but can't walk yet because still in combat
and then, I can't. I knew I did.
I can't think of anything of how the hmm.
Haha. How to communicate like where's
my friend? I think if we just Joy the bath
to Feast, like, the, the sacrifice will probably find a
think she's Being a traction, right?
So as the door turns around, I'll quickly tap them on the
shoulder. he turns back to you real quick and you hear him say
getting this way and I'll motion to my to the comp my comrades.
And I'll do a like, like I clench my fifth and pumping
against my chest, like comrades with me.
Waves. I try to vacuum.
It was nice. I can he see I'll shit.
Can anybody see right now now there's a whole bunch of black
on my screen. Are you okay?
I was gonna say you should still have your light from your
Lantern. Yeah.
But there's like objects in the way there's like a a zoomed out
there are we out of combat? Hey, right now, you're not in
combat because all of the combatants that are within range
are armed. Even that guy.
No. She's not Charmed, but I can't.
Really say, you're still out of combat.
They didn't see all the murder. It's okay.
Now I can see that. I just kind of look at these
dead dwarves here, like but blind.
So he singing show tunes. Okay, go this way and then this
guy walks over to this old lady and doesn't know what you're
saying, but he just grabs her by the arm and you can hear her
like scolding and yelling at him and she like, slaps him with her
hand, but you can see, she is old.
And she's tiny. She's like two and a half feet
tall hunched over. And she's just like gibbering
away and their language and she likes, Max him on the arm and he
just kind of grabbed her by the arm and like pulls her along and
then brings her up to you and shows her to you.
And again, Then he points at her.
And in his language just says something, you don't understand
the splint understand it? Yeah.
I've comprehend language. Going on that last for an hour.
Oh okay. So he points at her and he's
like, this is our chief lady. She doesn't like you.
She says we shouldn't listen to you.
Why did she say that? I don't want to calm down the
crackling in my hand and bring my other hand up round.
And motion with peace. I'm gonna holster my weapon.
My hand is no longer crackling with it with the Readiness of
Eldritch blast. And I want to try to motion that
I'm a friend. I Glide down from the roof right
in front. Like I'd said, and land and then
hold my nut sack up, and it starts glowing and I lower my
head in in posterity channeling Divinity.
Again, trying to swayed, swayed her towards being Charmed as
well. Are you trying to charm her too?
Yeah, it's okay. What was that savings or she had
wisdom? Fifteen.
She's slapping a pan, and she's yelling at you, and you can
flip, you can understand her. She's yelling.
She's like, these are people that are with us there to
filers. They have their here to disrupt
everything and then you like, charm her with your beautiful
nut back. And you can see like in her hand
is she just like a staring at you like, ah.
That's a nice squirrel. In her hand, you can see a hand
carved elk skull with a double set of antlers.
Oh, hello. No friend.
It's wonderful to meet you. I'm extra Kira, and I fling my
nutsack around my back and then hold my hand out.
And she doesn't understand you, but she puts her hand out and
she shakes your tiny hand. Actually, you guys are probably
pretty close. Like I die.
Is she short? She's only like two and a half
feet tall. Yeah, then we're pretty close.
Yeah. I'm like just a half a foot
shorter than her like ahead. That's cool II.
Like this little old lady, she's nice.
So can we get our friend feel other friend puzzlement?
Oh, does anybody know door, fridges that what?
You know, that's better. Probably the whole time.
I'll call it. That I can understand them, but
I can't speak them. You're a little old lady.
She's like, I don't know what you want, little friend, but
you're quite nice and she kind of just like Bob chew on the
head a couple times and they still turns away and wanders
off. And you here, I like come
everyone. We must prep for the ritual.
Our new companion shall join us because like she just thinks
you're going to join them now. Sweet.
Okay guys, I'll call that out to my companions.
That turned everyone else, guys. This is my first human
sacrifice. Are you guys excited?
Mmm. No no perhaps.
I mean is it a human sacrifice? Well I don't know.
I was wondering if we should figure out the rules because
like if it's just humid flashed like we could do what I did
before. It is just make human flesh,
right? That you know baby we could come
to a compromise like dope killer.
Fred. I'll give you a bunch of human
flesh. For your Feast really like they
are walking across the grounds. They're walking from one large
building. They're walking over to another
large building. That's got a large chimney stack
with a bunch of smoke coming out of it.
They can't, you guys come upon a group of dwarves that were kind
of like wandering over towards all the noise.
The old lady just like approach them first.
And she goes that, we have no companions here, who are going
to join us for the feast, and the ritual is everything
prepared, yet Franklin's that helicopter, that how clear you
have? Aha can.
I know you can make food with it.
Yeah. Could could you make an elf with
it and tweet? Like maybe we can try just to
get Wisteria safe. What if we try and trade them a
tastier elf that and yeah that's totally possible.
Like like I was saying like if if that we need to board
formation about their ritual sacrifice Is it about Le Sol?
Like is mysterious Soul going to be consumed?
Or is this more like a like we'd be meat and there's no animals
on the island except for us and our God wants us to eat each
other type of situation, you know, as you guys are have happy
to help the old lady and the others wharves have their own
conversation and she explains that you guys are new Companions
and You're here to join for the ritual and you're going to
become one of them and she's like she didn't realize that bra
gherkin had chosen so many and she's like, I thought he just
chose one but who am I to defy his will?
And then she's like, all right, let's finish the preparations
and you can see like the rest of these people are just like, okay
and they kind of like scatter off to do their own duties.
Wow. For Rubik to come over here.
And I Flint, I got to talk to you.
I translate every yeah, I would figured you were just like,
okay, this one said this that one said that they're talking
about rituals and gods and how we were chosen.
No. Well, these guys do their
conversation and I, we can do this in a second.
I'm gonna I'm gonna wander off when no one's looking Yeah, you
can see one of the drawers kind of like wanders back in your
guys's direction and you just kind of like like salute you
guys like hey what's up just wanders into this building?
Rubik's AFK. So I'm just going to tell this
to Flint but our Vic's I'm we're just going to assume that he
came over here as well. Yeah.
I'll grab him Flint based on what you just translated for us.
It sounds like we're part of the sacrifice too.
I'm not too sure about that. I think if they said this bar
hakan or whatever this freak DD, is, it sounds like they said,
they they or that deity chose us, right?
I think he already has sacrifice because we haven't heard or seen
from wisteria. Well, I got Franklin working on
a project afraid that They are there sacrifice, I'll kill every
living thing. Except for you guys, except for
the party, I'll kill every living thing in this fucking
Village if they sacrifice was series.
Flint you can see the Wonder Wharf that you had like had the
nice conversation and hand gesture with who is offering you
a drink? He was just like hey are you
still thirsty? Yeah I was just nod my head
knowing that he can't understand a word I say and he's just gonna
signal you to keep following him this way.
I looked for her off, she'll say he he's offering me a drink, I
wouldn't, I wouldn't accept anything.
I'm gonna follow them. In hopes of see if I can get
closer to what we're, what they are.
Quote, unquote sacrificing. All right, I'm coming with you.
If she goes down, I'm killing everybody.
Do you speak storefront Renshaw? Do you speak to her head?
The castling. Well, he's leading you over to
this building. And he signals inside.
Hold on, I'm trying to click on the door.
Here we go and he just walks you inside.
All right. And he walks over to a prepping
station. That's got a water trough on the
other side of a huge bonfire in the middle of the room, you can
see that there is a huge cook pit.
There is also a stove in one corner and there's all kinds of
knives and herbs and preparation and there are cuts of meat and
what looks like a humanoid leg and here, You guys see Wisteria
butt naked unconscious legs tied together and Ankle or wrist tied
to a beam on the ceiling. And she also seems to be
glistening with oil and Seasonings good.
She's still got both of her legs.
Yeah. How big is the pot?
That's on the fire that has like the soup and stuff in it.
It's not Pat. That's a human leg over there.
There is a smaller file where the cook pot, right?
Right here and it is probably just like a foot across and
maybe a 2 feet deep. It's a big pot.
I want to get married. God, I'll say, I want to grab
the door on his shoulder. And point the wisteria.
And put my hands in the air. Like what the fuck.
The dwarf explains to all the other dwarfs that are like in
this kitchen area prepping and everything that these are new
Companions and they're here for the ritual and then as you like,
do your gesture, he turns you to goes.
This is the sacrifice. We're prepping her.
She has to be tasty for our God. I knew it.
I give like the throat cut. Like, no, no.
Wait no, she can't be dead. She has to be alive.
The God likes them alive. Braga con prefers living flesh.
Hey, just interrupt real quick. Get that was gab.
I just just as like, hey, I gotta get off the phone.
You're butt naked. Covered in oil and Seasonings,
and I'm trying to think character.
She is frantically wanting to know if she does in the one
shot, if she dies in the regular D&D.
Guess we'll find out. Time.
Hello. It is 10:15.
Can ya? Give just joined us?
Hello. So are we wanting to Halt things
here? All right, I would, I would
guess. So, I would probably say to I
do, I'm not sure how you're planning on ending the One-Shot
necessarily. All right idea, tm2 DM
discussion here. Already figuring out Jess.
I've got your ending, I can borrow Wash and the party killed
all the dwarves and we escaped on a magic dragon back to
wherever we were no, no. You you misread that handwritten
text. It was a turtle's nut waxed
shell, okay, yeah, no, that's fine too.
Will skip on Franklin, it off into the distance.
Absolutely, once again. Yeah, it was fun.
I do like the shenanigans. Can't wait till we get I can
accidentally get myself cooked. It's the pot was big enough.
If the pot was big enough in here, I probably would have
crawled into it and call it a hot tub.
Start chanting turtle soup tonight.
Turtle soup. Yeah have a good one guys.
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