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Fucking. Craig, we've been delayed.
The Hand of Fate tosses. The dice rolls, spins, turns.
A campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten.
And the Hand of Fate tosses the dice, rolls, spins, turns.
Your characters, who will shortly introduce here, all have
the sensation of not existing for a instantaneous second, and
the next thing you know is it feels almost as if you were
coughing back into existence, laying on a dirt and grass floor
as you're gaining your bearings and looking around to see other
compatriots around you. Some of you might recognize each
other, some of you probably don't, and you were only
catching glimpses of these people through the shadowed
moonlight that dapples through a leafless canopy in a heavily
wooded area. And as you're gaining your
bearings and coughing up, feeling like almost, you're
coughing up a little bit of water, although nothing comes
out as if you're just stranded washers washed shore, like I'd
said. And here, besides the whistling
of the wind and creaking of the branches every now and again,
some rustling and some dead leaves, probably a faint
chanting off in the distance. Sounds like I'm home.
So I don't know who wants to start from there, but.
Getting a little tired of this teleporting.
Does this happen a lot? Like should I get used to this?
Yeah, you kind of get used to it.
Wait. OK.
Wait. Do we?
Does. This happen a lot.
Do you get weighed? I mean I.
Just yeah, I was going like. A few hours ago and like, is
this where we are now? The cover.
Oh hey, it's me, I wave. You mean MIME?
Yeah, MIME is just going to like look.
Around. Or like in a forest, right?
Look around like I know some of these some of these people or.
Yeah, some of these. Humanoid creatures.
Standing me, yeah, you would definitely recognize Franklin.
I would I would bet as Mime having been captured by him, or
at least having the memory of having been captured by him at
one point. Oh yeah, on a on a different
planet tide to. Make I have a big I I get a huge
smile on my face stand up Admiral Beebe.
It is a pleasure. I have been waiting for so long
to beat you and I walk over. I also give which character is
playing Nimue or I'm. Playing Agonon.
Would actually you guys would actually recognize each other as
well? Yeah, Ioffer her a hand up as I.
Like Agonon's actually a guy. Oh, him.
Sorry. That's right, we did this last
time. I'll offer him a hand up as a
I'm speaking towards Mime all right.
Thank you. It's.
Good to see you guys bad. Also not too who cut out.
Matt. Sorry.
I was just saying hello, yeah. Yeah, Matt and I can't.
Sorry I was just saying it's good to see you bad as I I'm
like making direct eye contact with me May.
Did he say dad? I said bad.
Bad. Man.
A man, man. Oh, sorry, yeah, I'm having
trouble hearing today apparently.
Glad you're in one piece, I'm assuming, yeah.
Say. Reassembled.
Yeah, we were just killing a bunch of stuff, but I guess
we're at a one shot. Wait, that gives me an idea.
I'll poof into purple smoke and then poof out a second later and
just release it like I don't know, like 10 to 20,000 bugs
into the sky. It'd be like be free by
children, be free, colonize wherever the fuck we are.
Oh shit. Does this mean the pocket racket
won't smell? It won't smell as bad.
Hopefully I still got a lot to go, I've got millions of them,
but. Oh.
Also, just for your you're feeling me may for the first
time after having woken up from a eurythmic veracity, no longer
a dream sense over what had happened.
It is as if you would just woken up after that experience after a
long sleep and you're all well rested.
Just as a side note, but you're you yourself, me may are
realizing it's easier to think about some of those things that
before may have given you nosebleeds.
Oh, can you and. I went.
Welcome aboard. My consciousness has been
expanded. You're awake now?
Me May. We're awake.
I'm just kind of going to give Franklin like the side eyes and
like slowly be back away. As I released thousands of bugs
into the sky. Sorry, I'll be done with this
here in a second. I don't.
Yeah, so I know, hero. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
wait here. Wait, Who are you?
Actually, yeah, you might guys might want to do some
introductions for and. Yeah, who's actually here?
I'm, I'm gonna be like, I know I'm you May.
I'm the captain. I'm not going to do, I'm not
going to do finger guns, but I'm going to like put my hands in
the finger gun motion and just sort of like point at everybody
like a sweeping motion like and just look at them very slow,
startled. I hear y'all but why is discord?
Gone, Captain. Do we have a ship?
I have a ship. Actually, a Dune is her own
ship. I don't see a ship.
Yeah, we're in a forest. But I mean, put it sail on the
rivers, on the lava rivers of hell.
Like a. No, if if I have the option to
go into a nice a nice ship instead of the stinky pocket
rocket, please, please show me the way.
I'm with her. Pocket Rocket.
What's wrong with a pocket? Rocket.
It's just a little crowded right now, which I'm fixing.
I smite the pocket rockets in the evil campaign, right I?
Feel like I need to. Smite No, don't spite the
turtle. I'm a good guy.
You're. Made out of bugs and you don't
feel good. Well, yes, I do exert an evil
aura and I am undead, but that does not make me a bad person.
I don't think that's accurate. Oh, it is true.
I'm a nice person. So you want to describe
yourself? They're not not grand, am.
All right, Iron White Wood is a 6 1/2 foot tall half elf
gleaming blonde hair that goes up into a pompadour brilliant
smile and he's got a hurdy Gertie flat like just kind of
like thrown along with a loot on his back and a big old sword and
a shield with a. Dirty, dirty.
Rick, what's the what's the LM or equivalent?
Like what's his goddess now? Oh, him, Serafina.
And AI don't know what her mat like holy symbol would look like
but it's hanging from his neck I can't remember.
I got you, don't worry. I'm pulling down to the page
right now as soon as I pass the page.
Orange is. The heart encircled by wings.
OK, cool. Yeah, he's got that around his
neck. Does it say mom in it?
His. Yeah.
Where you at? OK.
Sorry, what class? All right, so.
That's I mean. Did not say.
He did not. There are some definite signs
there though. If I'm there, I'm, I'm assuming
actually left left ambiguously. It yeah, he's wearing chainmail
too, and it will not let me pick both of the ancients on Beyond
because I guess I'm not allowed to do that anymore.
Everything. Costs.
Oh, you're a paladin too? Oh yeah, nice.
R Whitewood, protector of all things good and beautiful
ladies. You see, you see no ladies in
front of you. No, I look around, point at
myself, look down. I guess you can't really tell
anymore. Wait, sorry Mimi, out of
character. Mimi's not a woman.
Me May. Me May is.
Oh yeah, yeah. Ambiguous dude.
If Arne has eight intelligence, he's going to mistake anything.
Androgynous is feminine. Yep.
The most? Alright, so So what was your
name again? Gonna be the hardest part.
Arne Whitewood. RN Wood like Aaron.
ARN. Whitewood, Aaron.
Whitewood. OK, Whitewood for me, it's gonna
like Passover, Franklin. Just like, ignore Franklin as
much as possible and start looking at whoever sitting next
to Whitewood. Not so much sitting, kinda
hanging on the upside down track just looking at all.
Y'all going man, y'all, y'all kind of interesting, just kind
of swinging in the tree going. So anybody know where we are as
this monk? Yes, by a tail.
Oh God, yes. How long?
Do you get howdy? I'm PO, how you doing?
It's a monkey. Oh.
ARN is immediately going to make sure that all of his stuff is
where it belongs. Why you always assume my monkeys
are stealing so racist rack? Experience.
I know experience. Agonon sees the body Pats
happening and make sure all the monkeys limbs including tail is
accounted for. I also note the pat down and
whisper to aim us to keep an eye out.
Kill him if he gets too close. Should I summon the bombards?
I don't know how I'd kill him but.
I don't know, just grab him and then stays up and I'll do it,
but only if he tries to steal for B.
Sounds good boss. We got to be friends with these
guys. Turn back.
Smile. So how big is this monkey?
So PO stands well currently. Right now he's kind of like
curled up a little bit with his legs crossed and his arm and his
hands are like hanging behind his back of his head and with
his tail wrapped around that branch.
So not very tall at the moment, but if he wears the stand tall
he's about 6 foot give or. Take.
OK, so human sized. Yeah, he's human.
He's human sized. He just prefers to be balled up
and just relaxing. But you will notice that, you
know, he wears what looks like a, you know, some leather
jerkins, a few little feathers here and there around near his
kneecaps, some next to his wrists.
And then he has metallic pistols sitting weirdly flopped upside
down, but not worried about it. So yeah, we all, we're just
going to stand here in the woods or we're just going to look at
each other. I mean, I mean, this guy, this
guy with this, the guy with the Immaculate looking hair, I mean,
can I just touch it? And he's going to reach over,
try to touch. Come on, just let me touch it
just OK. Fine, fine, fine.
So I guess there's a hall. Take of the woods over there or
some chanting of the woods. Yeah, what kind of chanting is
this? You cannot make.
Any distinct painting. Yeah, you cannot make.
Have you ever heard chanting? Kind of tempo.
I've never heard. Chanting that is an ominous.
Point is it like Gregorian chanting or is it like like?
Yeah. Is it like a fast beep?
Chanting's always. On yeah, it could be like
there's a lot of different, a lot of different kinds of
chanting. No, that's the rule.
No. Where there's a chanting.
Happening there's it could. Be Mary.
It could be Mary chanting. Nah, what's wrong with devils?
Very narrow, Very narrow. I won't contain my concerns
about the turtle grow. Concerns about what?
He doesn't like me. He's judging a book by its
cover. I.
Love OK, he's. Concerned my finger quotes with
skeleton hands. I mean if.
The book were made out of human skin and covered in bugs.
I would absolutely judge that book by its cover.
Just saying. So was that a 13 I heard?
Correct. You're able to draw some
conclusions and realize that this is probably by your
perspective and in your with your understanding of what is,
where you're at, and what's going on.
It's pretty ominous to answer your question, simply because
you don't you don't you? You notice a solid steady
chanting beat to it and it's not the it's not it's not giving you
any merry senses. It's a definitely, definitely of
just the vocal and sometimes sub vocal ranges.
Nothing of a yeah there. There's no instrumental to this
chanting. But it's not like a me day.
Yeah. Yeah, maintain my.
Almost exosanning whack. Yeah, exactly.
Is that what we're hearing of that nature?
Yeah. Very much hearing that I'm going
to cast false life on myself and give myself one D 4 + 4
temporary HP which I do not need to roll for because I have my
temporary or my have my guy with me.
But are you guys just, I know you were going to roll a history
possibly to their Agnom? Yeah.
Oh wait, I'm in the middle of editing my character sheet, so
no. No worries.
Yeah, you'd suggested it, so I. Can roll one if you need.
I I think that was a unless you're getting something on a
realm of a natural. Can I can I do a religion check
to determine if this is like a religious sect of a cult like I
grew up in? You may.
OK, 27. Let's go a little 17.
Some scene of 15 not without the additives, but with the with
with the 27 you're. There's no doubt in your mind
that this is religious in nature, or at least the people
that are performing it believe it to be some sort of religion.
Oh, we might be on earth shit. And that, that's about all that
you can get even with that because you're you're so far
away, as I said, that there aren't any words.
It's more the the only reason that it's distinguishable as
chanting is because occasionally there is a, a distinct
vocalization sound to it. It's not just the wind, but
sometimes you wonder if this is even you're.
You're far enough away that it it does meld into the background
of the wind. Close my eyes and let myself
drift away with a cult like music brings me back.
Yeah. Open my eyes like the others.
Yeah. Let's go.
All right, Let's start skipping happily.
I will need survival checks from everyone.
Yeah, Should we be quiet everyone?
Too late. Should I think it's a little too
late for us to be quiet, Mr. Skipping into the woods?
I mean skipping is could be very quiet.
Arne does pallets. You want a survival check.
Does heavy still? No survival.
Clink clink clink pallet you still.
What did you want again? No one can report there's no
survival checks. This is just rolling survival.
There's a survivor, no witnesses that there's survivors.
There's a skill, not a check though.
Or saving. Sorry, saving.
Throw. Yeah, that's what I mean the.
Words are hard. Another right?
Oh yeah, plus 12, said survival. Check.
Yes, please. Are we in your natural
environment, reindeer? Let me check that shoot, where
is that on my sheet? I'm still kind of familiarizing
myself with this. Maybe.
I don't know if it had me choose one.
I don't remember choosing 1. I know of one other Ranger and I
was trying to get to them to see because I remember thinking of
it, but I could also just have gone it's easily probably to
that to your sheet and looked that way.
It's probably going to be easier as a Ranger that you generally
do get a environment that is that you're most adept at.
I remember there are a couple things that didn't prompt me to
choose that I remember being confused about class features.
That sounds like it would be the right direction.
I'm almost to your page, but that's features and trades
favored favorite environment is what it would be called.
I think 'cause I see a favorite enemy, but.
It didn't have me even choose a favorite enemy, it just talked
about Hunter's Mark which is strange.
Maybe they changed it? Either that or I'm mixing up
rogue and Ranger, but I. Ranger definitely get their
favorite enemy and it never asked me and it never asked me
about favorite environment either but I remember choosing
those like when I was playing tabletop dandy cuz I typically
play a Ranger. Cuz Rangers are what?
Cuz they're what? Cuz Rangers are fun.
Yeah, simple. Rooting, Tooting point and
shooting. Yep.
Favored terrain is what it's called.
Yeah. Well, I don't know what you were
asked. Oh wait, your no, I don't know
your past would be in, but that's what I would say.
Your favorite terrain is in just for speed sake here.
Does like the cities count? Yes, it's an urban setting is
what those are. OK, it would be.
Urban because it gives you OK, Yeah, because there's Arctic
coast, desert, forest, grassland, mountain, swamp under
dark and urban. It would have to be Urban Air
forest. OK good was background.
It feels kind of strange to have a Ranger that has an urban
favorite environment. Well, you just got to think of
like a big city stranger, right? Somebody that like, you know,
runs the streets. That's basically.
Batman vigilante. Kind.
Of passenger. Just not anyways, more like an
action. So yeah, urban, OK, make make,
make a note of that then for the for yourself, for the future, I
guess. And we'll stick with the natural
one. I'd seen a 19 for me.
May what was yourself? Survive.
Me. I am currently locked out of the
month for. Let's see.
OK, I'll just use rule 20 real quick.
I. Was going to go through everyone
else's while you're figuring it out there.
I just wanted to make sure I got it eventually here.
I would say with a 23 Franklin use zero in I because everyone
else starts wandering off in their own directions almost to
see where the the music. Well, yeah, not music chanting
is coming from, but it seems like as you guys are making your
way through some of the the brush and finding some of the
game trails and such moving along even that there is isn't
any direction that it's coming from until you Franklin, close
your eyes 0 in on the the the tune and start to kind of hum
along with it. And it's not a straight line
that you start moving in as you're closing your eyes.
I don't know if everybody else has decided to anyone else has
decided to follow, but I can tell you right now that Agonon
is lost and you. Can find If not, Yep.
Agonon is lost. You see probably trailing
behind. I would guess me may in this
from wanting to not have anything to do with Franklin as
well as Aaron. I keep wanting to say a Ron when
I wrote it down this. Is what I'm going with.
A. A Ron.
But can they see Agonon? Or Agon was very.
Quickly wandered off. No.
So it was more of a you look behind you, me, may, and you
notice first that Agonon is gone.
Oh no, I'm just going to who's who's the closest to me?
Probably a a Ron, I would guess at least you guys can you guys
can tell me, but I'd I'd assumed if Franklin started wandering
off in a direction very determinately with their eyes
closed that you and Mimi would be the least likely to follow
It's. My Savior and triumph.
Oh, whoever is nearest to me, I'm going to be like, hey, hey,
there was there was another one of us.
Are we? We're missing 1.
How did they get lost? Is this?
An evil woods. Damn it, I want to try using
divine sense. Well, that up like a Christmas
tree, buddy. Yeah, besides the cloying sense
that you're trying to avoid looking at in Franklin's
direction that's emanating from him, the forest itself has just
the smallest of tinges that seems to be wafting around it
with the mist that's flowing around.
You know that it's barely, barely there, but it's there.
Ever creeping sense. Is it like an undead evil or
like a fiend evil or? It's does it?
Does it give you I? I forget exactly.
Undead does. Oh it does let you know exactly
it it's an undead. Of course it's an undead.
OK, yeah, we got zombies of some sort.
Necromancers, I guess. Hey, Turtle guy, where are you
going? Oh.
Yeah, I try. I heard that they're over here.
All right, where the Rangers? Here, actually here.
Why don't I? If I can kind of see him, I'll
backtrack and I'll take one of my bugs off of my body.
I'll be like, if you let this guy rot out of your shoulder, he
could tell me where you are. And there's a little bug that
just like waves its arms at you. It's wearing like a little
little scout's uniform, like me. That's kind of cute.
That'll beat you any hard bad. It's not my fault that I was
turned into a monster. I mean no.
So it literally is it? I point at the ceiling.
It's his fault. The feeling, Aren't we in the
woods? I don't know, I don't understand
the concept of the sky. You probably have a vague
understanding of it from your 'cause you sat at the table,
didn't you Franklin? Oh yeah, I do.
That's right, I have AI have a vague recollection through other
people. Yep.
Arne is now is just staring at you like is there a difference
between the ceiling and the sky is.
The sky, well, I think 1 you can keep going with if you jump high
enough and the other you get you hit your head.
It's like a glass ceiling, OK. OK, yeah, that makes.
Sense. But if you go too far up in the
regular sky, I close my eyes. I think you die 'cause there's
no oxygen up there. I don't need to breathe.
I wouldn't die up there. What is oxygen, man?
It's a, it's a, it's like a, like an atom.
It's what you're breathing right now or a part of what you're
breathing. I think it's only like a portion
of the oxygen of like the air oxygen is.
But anyway, we should find people.
And for the first time. I put this mug at your shoulder.
Me mate, what Franklin is saying seems to make sense to you, as
if it is your own understanding of a recollection.
Take direct eye contact. And I don't like this.
I don't like this at all. You aren't there.
All right, so Franklin, so we have zombies.
Franklin wants to go towards the chanting.
I mean, I don't know. I mean, and, and from, from me,
May's experience things, people that sing are usually pretty
friendly. So I'm as much as I don't like
Franklin, I am inclined to go towards the voices.
And we'd have no idea what they want, right?
They could be good guys, They could be bad guys.
We should not. I turned to Aaron a Aaron Oren
judge a book by its cover and I skip away.
Oh, wait, aren't we missing someone?
Two people. Yeah, two people that was with
one. Oh no, I'm here.
What did you? Roll, you're just really quiet.
Oh, no, I'm just, what was that movie you wanted to stealth?
Survival. Survival.
All right, now let's see. Survival right there is that so
I'm just going to use your D20D20 roll +5 gives me 22 for
survival. OK, yeah, you're probably right
behind Franklin. I would have guessed this is how
it would have gone anyhow, so you probably would have caught
on to that. Franklin was leading the way.
How, how? How's the tree?
How's the tree density around
here? Oh, very dense.
Oh, then yeah, I'm hanging above him just going.
Yeah. Oh, OK.
And you probably would have been the second one then to notice
besides the captain that you're you're missing a party member
for sure. As you look back and as you're
having the higher vantage point, you don't see hide nor hair of
them. Either looks down, kind of curls
up on his on his tail. There's the one with the pretty
hair. There's the turtle looking
thing, there's the little itty bitty person.
Where did the other one go? He got he got like, you know,
flops down in front of whoever you probably Franklin, Hey.
Hello Monkey, what's your name again?
Oh oh, nice to meet you. We're missing somebody, see?
Because see, there's you. There's a little bitty person
right there as he points to meet me, and then there's the guy
with the nice hair. Yep, see him?
Yep. He won't let me touch it though.
And but we're missing where. Did they go?
That's right. Oh no.
And she's only level one or two. I can't remember at this point.
Shit, she might die really quickly out here.
Fuck, we need to find her. He yes.
He Ham. We need to find Ham.
For pose reference, Agonon's hair is like a blackish blue and
it flows in a breeze that is not there if he if Poe needs an
identifying feature. He's also Agonon skin is almost
paperwhite and he's got like little kind of light bluish
heel, thin kind of cracky lines on him.
Is Agonon good at hiding? Is agonon hiding?
Can Agonon do like invisibility things you're asking?
That I don't know. She's only level 2 so probably
not, but. Does anybody know is agonon like
is agonon lost or does agonon not want to be found?
I can do a investigation. Yes.
Please. All right.
I obviously can't see fit right? I'm like 3 feet tall.
I can just notice that somebody's missing.
Shiny, look at that hair. That hair is commanding.
What do you do to keep your hair up?
Yeah, I rolled in that one. So what did you do to keep your
hair up? Like, seriously, man, talk to
me. What do you do?
What? What?
Like do you put honey in it?
Do you put beeswax in it? What's a bee?
Right now I have what a bee is. My mind is so expanded.
Is anyone? OK there for a SEC or mute
myself for a second. I mean, I'm looking for for her
if I can. This is.
All natural. 100% Really. Oh yeah, baby.
I will spread my swarm out with instructions to search for her.
He. He damn it.
I'll get there. Photoshop a portrait and then I
can show you guys you have a visual, I just didn't find one
that matches. Yeah.
Looking for him and I will also look for him looking around with
my electric blue eye. Oh, you're looking around
through your the swarms eyes is what you're trying to say.
Yeah, I guess so. I'll take a sidelong look at
Oran, Oran, Oran. Like I swear to God, if you
attack me I'll kill you and I will zip into my familiar form
and start doing a widening circle looking for him.
Agonon. Yeah.
First thing you noticed as they start making their way away from
you. As soon as they are out of a
wide enough area that could be easily seen by any of the other
party members, their vision vision starts winking out and
you yourself don't get a sense that they're dying, but you are
no longer connected to them as they fan out from you.
I yell out loudly so they hear me.
Come back. I've lost connect, I've lost my
visual connection and I'll snap off the connection, turn to the
others, be like everyone. Stay close, you guys.
Probably if we have a rope, tie each other to each other.
We're at a magical forest, guys. Oh, bloat rope.
So wait, so wait, are we, are we now looking for Agonon as
opposed to going towards the voices?
What if Agonon is at the voices? She could be, but.
Agonon said. You guys are boring.
I want this thing. You hear off in the distance.
He. He.
There he is after. Shit.
Well. Obviously with the voices.
I guess we could go to the fire. I don't want to leave them.
Failed it. Fear will turn up.
What if the voices can help us find him?
You know, that's right. They probably live here.
This is there for us. We could just ask.
Yeah. I mean this is like a private
saying not. To be the reasonable sort.
Yeah, All right, Let's tie each other up.
I mean together. What?
Wait, what? Or at least hold on to this rope
so you don't wander off. OK.
'Cause I lost connection to buy me look at Franklin and I can't
see through their eyes if they would go past a certain bubble.
So I think we just get lost, if we me may.
Typically me may typically really likes rope, but not when
Franklin's holding it. So I will, just like I'll be in
charge of me and you walk towards the voices and I'll
follow. All right, Mimi, you're going to
play coy like that, and I'll wander off towards the voices.
Closing your eyes again and humming the team.
I'm assuming and. It's my champion.
Oh, are you going to hold on to the rope?
It sounded like Aaron, Aaron that you were going to hold on
to the rope. You rolling onto the ropes, are
you? It would be wise.
Did you say it one more time for me and I won't get it wrong
again, I promise. ARN.
ARN OK. RN.
I'm going to spell genetic, ARNI heard Aron for some reason.
ARN. Yeah, click ARN, like and rent
in. OK.
Anyway. PO's going to hold, actually.
He'll walk right behind and hand out his tail to Mimi.
There, now I'm safe. You hold my tail for me.
Yeah, because Mimi will take the tail.
So you're on the pose on the ground now?
Yep. OK.
Yeah, sure. All right, I'm going to need
another survival check from those that are still left.
They're still left. They're still left who?
Was that? Can we get some sort of roll
with our rope system or no? I've come up with an idea for
it. I'm I'm sitting at 18 at the
current moment. 15. Oh no.
Wait, does does that everybody? Needs to roll.
Survival. OK, I think I have a plus.
Fucking 12 25 Nice. I.
Notice. And I see.
A team. As well from Arne.
Yeah. So Arne and Franklin keep
wandering forward and. Wait, Arne and Franklin?
And Mime and Poe keep wandering, but there's a point where you,
one of you, you know, miscalculates a step or
something, and you end up pulling on Poe's tail for a half
second. Nothing.
Nothing dramatic, you know, nothing to the point where
you're you're causing physical harm.
But it's enough to startle Poe, enough to probably make a noise
'cause it would have been a sudden, sudden jerk to your tail
and you. I'm going to Poe's going to look
immediately to where the the the small person was holding his
tail and see if they're still there.
They are as you look, value in front of you, though the other
other two are gone. See, they should.
They should have held onto my tail too.
Talk back. Well, go ahead.
This we take a sign that we should stop heading towards the
voices. You know, I feel like maybe we
should take a beat and try to see what happened here.
That feels like the right idea. How are we?
I mean, there were, there were there were, you know, companions
here and now there are none. How exactly?
Do. You propose we get any more
information? I will attempt to track them.
OK. OK.
How are you doing so? I am going to look on the
ground, look for any disturbed like, you know, branches or
anything nearby me. I'm going to kind of give a
sniff of the air, see if there, you know, is a, you know, a
smell that kind of like, you know, pulls me to, you know,
where they might have been or there's like tracks for them to
be missing with. And that will be with a Nat 20,
F 25. Nice.
And that was, I'm assuming investigation that you rolled?
I use that under survival. I'm track, I'm trying to track
them down. But I mean it's the same, it's
the same role for the investigation as as survival.
So. I figured as much because
usually they are pretty closely linked there with wisdom, but I
just wanted to double check. So you're noticing as you're
following the trail that's in front of you of the footsteps as
they're walking through, as you're walking through the mist,
there is a, a split second where you're you, you think you see
them and you look up and there's nothing more missed.
And you look back down to the trail and that you were
following and there is one footstep and then nothing after
that. Does the footstep look like it
is belonging to either the turtle or the the man with a
nice hair? It was both of their feet that
you were following in every now and again a scuff or a mud patch
or what what have you. But the last footstep looks to
be Franklin's turtle. Shape.
I don't want to alarm you, but I think the turtle ate the man
with the nice hair. Maybe a track?
Are you? I don't think the rope worked.
If I turn around, oh shit, they're gone.
Yeah. Oh, no, they must have let go of
the rope. Oh man.
Maybe. Maybe they're.
Well, here, hold on, I've got an idea.
Oh, that's a good idea. Hey, could you turn around for
like a minute? I got to.
Reference something and you're really not going to like it.
Of respecting your religious stuff and not taking out an item
that you will view as negative. You are doing a very bad job of
building a case that I shouldn't smite you.
I'm just trying. OK, fine.
You want me to be totally honest with you?
So wait. Yeah.
They're still alive cuz cuz me me and Poe don't see Franklin
and white hair white white branch.
White wood, say your. Iron, iron, white wood that.
One orange white wood. What's with branch?
OK. No, you don't.
You guys don't don't see them and you cannot hear them when
they're having this conversation.
They they exist, but you don't. You don't know that they exist
currently. But they still exist together.
Yeah, well, you know they exist. Sorry, but you don't you, you
don't know where they are. That was a bad turn of phrase
for that, for that reasoning to Agonon.
As you were walking and following everyone, the last
thing that you noticed is you stepped on a branch and
realized, oh, I should probably be a little bit more quiet.
And then you look. You're looking down at your
feet. When you stopped to to take a
second to look at your companions, you you realize you
didn't hear them any longer. You look up and they were gone,
but you're now wandering around through the woods trying to find
them. See Little.
Turtle. I'm sure I won't like what
you're about to pull out of your bag, but the same time take my
eyes off you. You could either eat me or I
could lose you and I don't like either of those options.
So it's. True.
Eyes, I'm watching you motion with his fingers.
OK, well hold on, let's give it one second and let Agonon have
her ball that when I turn back off screen, it's cool because I
could do this stuff. So Agonon turns around.
He's like, not again. And he's thinking that everyone
may be teleported away, and so he's looking down.
And are there footprints? As if they used to be there.
When you looked back down as you were following kind of the
footprints before and trying to avoid branches and leaves and
such, you you realize that the the footprints that you were
following stop immediately in front of you.
He kind of stops walking. It tentatively swipes one hand
out in front of him as if he's trying to touch, like if if a
barrier is there. Feels like you're dragging your
hand through a cold mist. OK, so he know this is like a
difference in the atmosphere. No, it's the same mist that's
all the way around you. I see.
OK, he takes a dramatic step across what he thinks is a
threshold of where he stopped knowing the same people.
And you stand there as if waiting for something to happen.
That doesn't happen. Yep, hands on his hips, he's
just kind of looking around for a second and OK, so I'll, I'll
cut back to everyone else, but he's just kind of like pacing
the immediate area. Very.
Confused not doing anything else with the with that with your
time there thinking. I guess does he still hear the
chanting? Oh yeah, everyone still hears
the chanting. And it's coming from the same
direction. You realize the direction that
Franklin was following, but you yourself do not can't decipher
which direction the chanting is coming from.
It currently sounds like all around you and no matter which
direction you move, it does not get louder or softer.
Oh, I mean, I guess, I guess he'll walk well in the direction
that Franklin was going in. Great.
He last saw Franklin. Sure, you keep marching on then
and back over to briefly over to Ho and Mimi.
Once you'd started your investigation there, Poe and you
were following the tracks and after you would pulled on Poe's
tail. Me.
Me had you let go. Let him.
No, I probably would have held on like in my startlement my my
grip probably would have just kept like cutting stronger.
OK. So you keep you, you keep you
guys. We're having that discussion
about keeping on to the path or trying to do something else
there too. Yeah, I guess I'll look at PO
and I'll be like, do we just keep walking?
Huh. We just gotta be really, really
careful that turtle. That the.
Turtle might might be trying to get us too, and he pulls out
both of his pistols from his side.
We're going to take it real slow.
When did become the bad guy? Monkey.
With pistols. Wait.
Die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
Do. You do you have a.
Gun I'm going to like. He he looked at.
Do you have a gun? No, I I am proficient in guns
and I do not have. One he slide.
He slide you a piece, he slides you a piece.
Awesome. I'll take it.
I guess I'll hand him. I have a dagger.
You want a dagger. Oh, no, he, he, he, he, he puts
the other pistol away and pull and pulls out the the rifle
that's on his back. I'll use this.
You use that. I'll use this.
OK, OK, this works, but also I have magic.
That's usually what I do. I have Baker Flame and.
This is like magic, only without all the all the headache work.
This is magic without the headaches.
OK, good for good with me. Let's let's walk towards the
voices. We started towards the voices.
You don't know which direction they're coming from, but you
start wandering, presumably in the same direction you were
trying to go. Yep.
OK. All right, lastly, Franklin and
all right. Look back from the side of the
screen. All right, now we can go.
What were you saying? Poke iron in the forehead.
Hey. I'm muted, my bad.
I don't want to take my eyes off of you because either A he holds
up flunch finger like counting You're going to eat me or do
some other evil mean shit. Come on man.
Second finger, I lose you, and if you're real, if you aren't an
evil one aren't going to eat me. I don't want to lose you.
So that's fair. So earlier you let me put a bug
on you. If I'll be totally honest with
you, I think that's probably why we're still together.
Maybe the rope helped, but that is totally fair of you as well
to dot want to take your eyes off of me.
So I just oh I activate cloak of flies and they all jump off of
my skeleton and fly around us in a 5 foot circle.
I saw all you spend out send out other books thinking they didn't
have a Boy Scouts uniform. That's pretty.
Cute. Oh, the first ones.
Well, we have a little capacity issue at our house, so I had to
ease the pressure off a bit. Oh yeah.
Anyway, I've got an idea to get some more information for us.
It's gonna look super sketchy, but I'm going to do it in front
of you the whole time. And you could, you could watch
me do it. I just, I hope you don't judge a
book by its cover or what you accurately depicted before.
And then I take out my Pokedex or the vile Book of Darkness.
You have a book of vile darkness, I imagine.
Have a book of I imagine. I imagine just for this session
it looks like it has human skin and exactly like Aaron described
earlier about judging a book by its cover.
And. I just, I take it out and I hold
my hands to both sides like hey, not a threat, it's fine.
I just have this yearbook and if I use it, it'll tell me some
information about the area we're at, and then we could joint.
We decide what to do. Don't judge the book by its
cover. Remember both paladins?
Yeah. Is that the Book of Vile
Darkness? I don't know what it's called, I
just it's. I call it my Pokedex 'cause I
could point it at things and it'll tell me what they are.
Also, there's someone in there that talks to me.
Books aren't supposed to do that.
Well, I don't know if it's talking to me or if I'm talking
to me it. Should be the book.
Like just the words on the book? There should be something in the
book that talks to you. Yeah, yeah.
It's the like, there's a bunch of writing in here from a lot of
different people. Really good ideas, but what
kind? Of good ideas.
Well, I found this one recently for a thermonuclear device A.
What? Yeah, it's going to be over your
head, don't worry about it, but more one centered about sucking
over. His head ARN is going to look
up. Oh oh, OK.
Oh yeah. Anyway, so Long story short, if
I use one of those books abilities we could get some more
information about where we are. I got to tell you there's a fair
warning, there's a 10% chance that I summon an Angel who'll
try to kill us and take the book back.
I think we're better off without the book.
OK, that's fine. I'll put it away.
Thank you for understanding and not smiting me because I'd have
to kill you. I don't.
Like that, it's more of a like. I mean, nobody wants to get
killed. Self-defense, man.
I mean, yeah, like, it's more of like a you might be like better
served being alive right now. We'll see.
Like like. That's great.
You, you keep saying you're not evil, but you have a lot of like
bad juju about you, man. I get that.
And I mean, I didn't do all of this to me and someone else did,
but you know, like, I don't know.
I try to be a good person and a good friend.
I take care of me and my own. We've been trapped in hell for
years.
Oh, you too. Yeah, 3000 years been a long
time. Anyway, we should probably get
going. We're sitting here talking and
there's lost friends around. Let's go.
Can we hold hands while we go though so we don't lose each
other? Do you like to skip?
Not so much skipper. OK, I'll hold my hand out.
I don't bite. I do, but I won't bite the.
Bugs bite. They do, but they won't bite I.
Don't like that? It's OK, Aaron.
Will take the hand. OK, I don't do anything negative
and we I close my eyes and follow the sound of the music or
the chanting. All right, so as you guys
continue to walk through the misty woods towards the
chanting, especially in your guys's case, could I get
everyone to roll me a stealth check?
I love stealth. Everybody, everyone.
What if you're not everybody in the club?
Then then it would be with disadvantage.
Great, I have a -1 Let's go. It's going to be a one.
We're doing with five. And a -1 Oh no A7 so 6 I just
got a one. Hell yeah, 23 I'm stealthy, boy.
With only Agonon and Poe, I'm looking for me.
May still here. What'd you get?
Does she get advantage since she's holding on to my tail?
Do I get advantage? I feel.
Like they're getting a. Disadvantage and not the other
way around. Yeah, I I wouldn't say that
would give you advantage. I think you guys are still all
right though, except for their Yeah, ARN and Franklin.
You guys are blatantly stumbling into the light at the point of
where you can start to see resolve in front of you through
the mist. An altar with a floating orbs of
light that lead the pathway up to a sort of Acropolis looking
sacrificial altar. And the only reason that it's
very evident that it's a sacrificial altar is there is
blood and dead things on it. Kind of hard to see from this.
This is going to be everyone at the same time stumbling in to
this clearing, but only it looks like Franklin and ARN are
immediately noticed by someone who's chanting, who looks over
their shoulder and only stops their chanting for a heartbeat
of a second to go and then go back to their chanting.
And you, you 2 do not see your friends who are at the tree line
and can see you stumbling into the light.
Currently the map over for those that should be able to see this.
What's going on? On Eric.
I can see. Hey, they're chanting.
They're chanting, dude, why are you disturbing them?
You got to be quiet. It's like a library.
So. I've never been to a library.
What? Hey.
Is everyone. Technically, neither is
everyone. No so Franklin and.
Everyone except us as stealthing.
Yeah, Air aren't aren't stealthing.
Yeah, you guys don't agonon you don't even realize the other two
companions that are also sitting at the trees line as the mist
starts to less increase. Actually, probably, but you're
seeing through the mist into this glowing space that Franklin
and A are on are. Yeah, standing blatantly in in
in a a pool of light before an altar.
Agonon is not going to approach them and he's going to continue
sneaking to try to get a like side view and closer to the
altar. And it's a professional
distraction slash bumbler, so it's going to be.
Great, and make an arcana check to determine the nature of this
ritual. We certainly may.
Maybe we can help. We want.
To help. Look, this place is awesome.
You and I have very different definitions of awesome.
I'm going to attempt divine sense again while walking
towards them. Was.
That going to be doing something else.
A very mixed bag sense when you're when you're walking up,
you're hearing tunes of jovial music coming from the altar, but
it's not very I say jovial, but it's more energetic and erratic
of a of a singing, but also the this putrid sense of death that
just emanating from all of the priests.
And for your arcana at a 14 there, Franklin, you see that
not only are they chanting in a very rhythmic tone, their words
are somehow vibrating with the light that you guys are standing
in. And there is a faint, very
faint, unnoticeable to anyone else that isn't looking really
hard for it type of Arc arcane writing that's a appearing over
the altar in the mist and the corpses that are there.
Oh, what's this say I can read now?
It is seeming seemingly in the vein of resurrection and also
transmutations. Wow.
Take out a notebook and I start jotting down all the symbols
that I can see that's going to be so happy with this.
I walk over and I start chanting with the guy and I'll kneel
down. Be like.
Sorry to disturb you. What are you guys doing?
And I have a advantage on all charisma checks against evil
creatures. Evil.
While he's trying to persuade. Him to to.
Let me in. I don't know what's going on.
What were you doing, Aaron? I see you walked up into the
light and I know you're trying to create some sort of
distraction, but like how there's.
No trying to it. He's not attempting to create
it. He's bumbling in there like,
hey, what's going on? He's going to like figure he's
going to get to the bottom of this because.
If you're just asking questions out loud and bumbling around,
they're ignoring you as hard as they can and concentrating on
their repeating chant that does as you guys have started to, as
you guys have started to enter the clearing to seems to have
increased in intensity and speed.
Yes. Nice.
This is guys, we're going to give the Crescent crescendo
sued. I have no OK I've I have I.
I am very torn on what to do with this character right now
because Franklin would definitely be end of this.
Are so I didn't get like evil from them, I just or did I get
evil? Oh, sorry, yeah, I I did.
I did say there was the putrid scent of death, which is which
is undead evil. That is the OK.
Because I've seen the use of necromancy that isn't like evil
per SE, but OK if it's definitely like radiating evil,
well. It's doing both, that's the
weird thing. That's probably.
So it's also not being evil. Yes, it's, it's, that's, it's
like I said, a very chaotic tune because if I remember correctly,
it, it does it does good in sounds as opposed to smells and
the in the tune, it isn't quite jovial, but it's almost joyful
just because of its intensity and fast-paced.
The actual living people that are doing the ritual?
Or are they all undead? No, the, the, the, the, was it
divine sense that you were using?
Sorry. I mean, look at that again.
I'm thinking of sense sense. Good and evil is what I'm
thinking of. Yeah, as an action, you open
awareness to detect such forces until the end of your turn.
You know the location of celestial fiend or undead within
60 feet of you that is not behind total cover.
OK. So yeah, no that that you're not
sensing anything like super divine in this instance.
So they're not undead, OK. Hooray, I've got everything
figured out. Null 20 now, yay.
I'm going to just kind of just bumble in and see what's going
on. Why is it so dark in here?
I can. I can't see shit.
Wait, like I'm just. Going to get up in this first
guy's grill. You smell this, this the his
unwashed body and UN unbrushed teeth.
Just sweat pouring off of him at this instance too, almost as as
as if he can't stop what he's doing, but his eyes are closed
and he does seem serene otherwise.
Can I do? Like what?
Yeah, sure. What about you PO and Mimi?
OK, so we're rolling up. There's there's, there's bunch
of creepy dudes chanting. No one seems to have noticed you
yet. OK, do we just pop the the scary
dudes from here or do we just kind of watch them?
I feel like scary evil chanting. I think we should just shoot it
from here. What do you?
Is there a better, is there a better position we can get in?
Is this, do we have a good shot? Do we have clear line of sight?
Do we have? Around the altar and there are
pillars on the outsides of the altar kind of encircling their
position and they are, but they are a little bit raised up on a
bit of a diocese before the actual lab of that is the
sacrifice sacrificial stone I'm. Going to have to fight you guys.
So can't. Do you have?
Do you? Have a Do you have a weapon that
can shoot long range like mine? You just handed me made one.
I have. Yes, a revolver, not very long
range, sorry. So I have spiritual weapon that
goes 60 feet. I have guiding bolt which was
120 feet. You do your magical Pew Pew and
I'll use my Pew Pew. I have to.
Yeah, cool. Before do that, I'm gonna use my
movement to carry both myself and me mate up into the tree in
a in a, in a kind of like a sniper's nest.
Give us cover, but also but also the ability to.
See, that would be great. I look for everyone.
How are you hiding or not hiding?
Sorry, how are you summoning your?
I'm assuming you're using the racial trait to summon a nimbus
of sorts to get you guys up there.
You know what I will do that I will do that just I will do that
just remain May because I can climb.
You know I can climb because you know monkey.
I will use AI will use my Nimbus just for Mimi.
OK. Are you and how do you, how do
you, how do you summon it? He kind of does a side clap,
wins and wins and he and you'll see a little bright white fluffy
cloud come down. Here you go sit on this.
If you need to go, just go. But don't go too far away from
me. Don't don't go.
Don't go too far away from me. You fall out.
I. Know this you guys are trying to
still be stealthy and I know what you're ask about to ask
there probably. I'm looking.
Yeah, you're going to roll me a perception check with
disadvantage because you were focused on the priests and
trying to copy stuff down? Sure, as and.
I do have devil sight so I see through magical darkness to 120
feet. Yeah, I I wasn't giving it to
the, giving it to the darkness and the.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 'cause I'm doing other
stuff. Yeah.
Perception at disadvantage. And.
I have an advantage typically because of the Sentinel shield,
so I will do a single roll. And both PO and and Mimi are
far, far, far enough away that you guys were already stealthing
as well and inside the tree line as last we were discussing
there, deciding on what to do already had succeeded on a
stealth check. So I would say this one is with
advantage for yourselves for a stealth check.
Yep. I'm not.
Wait so me me and PO get advantage?
We're going stealthy mode. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
It's. Cool.
All right, all right now. OK, there we.
Go. I have to.
I can't lose the buck is. It working.
I'm not sure if it's working. Yeah, I'm seeing seeing stuff.
Yeah, you. Got funny?
Definitely the 20, not that eight.
Yeah, we I would say that you probably then would have been
noticing while you were talking to or attempting to mimic and
chant with the priests or cultists or however you view
them are you're seeing out of the corner of your eye a silvery
glint and you look over and see mime floating up into the tree
coverage before the that silvery cloud disappears.
OK. And then just to take it back
did I was able to persuade the guy to tell me what they were
doing. They can't.
He almost physically seems to try.
There's almost like a twitch when you're asking him, but then
he can't. But.
It's undead and I'm evil and I cannot perform an act of good.
So. How far away are they spread
out? How far like in this little
circle, are they spread out right now?
You should be able to use the measuring tool if you if you're
able to. OK, well, I can't see a yeah 20,
Yeah. 20 feet across. This is just black.
Oh. I'm gonna.
Yeah, like, Oh yeah, shadows. I even like my character.
I don't know if you notice back here.
Same. And actually I got I've got
dark, I've got dark vision of at the 60.
I just I can't see anything because all the screen is black.
Same with the black Oh. Back half of the.
Altar. So much, so much darkness.
Let. Me see if I.
Can I literally only see the orb?
Let me see if I can rectify this somewhat.
I if I see Mimae and if she's looking like she's getting ready
to attack, I'm going to ready the spell darkness for when she
makes a move. I don't want to be the the the
the PCVPC, but if I do a good act I'll lose my book.
That is true. You can't do that.
So you guys can definitely. See the the Colts.
I got you. Turkey.
Oh my God, they're sacrificing cat.
They're. Making a turducken.
You see a reddish hue start to emanate over the particular area
as you're recognizing some of the creatures that are on the
altar. And the next thing you guys all
hear, I'm going to give. OK, so that was your that.
So the first thing that you hear as you're taking your final
positions there is a whack, whack.
What the fuck is that? Yeah, I'm guessing all of that
came through. And then?
ARN is just oh, oh, shooting What?
Is happening. ARN is just staring, slack
jawed. And as your final positions are
held there, please roll the initiative and all the priest
cultists. Oh.
Seem to fall slack dead to the ground.
Fuck yeah. My dad 22, I.
Was gonna do a thing. Oh. 22 as well.
Wait. But everybody, all the priests
die. Seems like.
I was ready to defend it with my wife.
What's 0 baby? And in that one, yeah, Orange.
Just dumbfounded and dumb. And I see.
Well, this is. This is going to.
This is. Going to be good tonight, boys
and girls. Oh no, this is going.
This is going to clear up pose thinking, so much so.
Yeah, you get to go first there. Well, I'm guessing your
dexterity is higher there PO being that you're 14 versus A5,
but I could be wrong. Yeah.
All right then. So you were first with following
immediately Agonon and then so. I'm, I'm seeing this right?
So PO is seeing this correctly, right?
There are three heads. 3 heads on a a combination of four legs,
a a Turkey tail and wings of a duck with A and some some of the
Turkey's tail seems to be coloured with some of the
plumage of a of a chicken. And yeah, and The thing is
easily 25 to 30 feet tall. All right, so Poe.
Poe. Is.
Going to utilize the ability Ricochet as he's nicely
positioned in the trees. Sees 3 immaculately good shots
to make at 9th level. I will attempt to perform a
Ricochet shot up to three times for long rest as part of my
attack action. I can make a single action
against an enemy. If the attack hits, it may
ricochet up to another creature within range of 30 feet of that
target. If you can make an attack rule
against that target, and if it hits, the shot may ricochet to
another within 15, you can make an attack against this target.
If the attack hits, the shot may ricochet one last time of five
feet and you can make that attack against that enemy.
That's just with one shot. One shot, but if I but if I
missed the attack on the subsequent shot, it kills the
shot, it stops it, so it ends at that point.
So the three has killed the separate creatures.
Yeah, I was going to ask that. Do they count as separate?
In a manner of speaking, but not quite as all right.
It is one creature, one body. But could I ricochet between the
heads? Oh, I see what you're going for
now, because it says specifically creature, doesn't
it? Pinball.
I was under the impression too when you're reading it that you
couldn't use that between the heads necessarily, but I'm not
opposed to you trying. Sweet.
Alright, come on, baby. Come on man.
Let's do. Is this is a rare Pokémon?
28 It's definitely legendary. What the hell is a Pokémon?
Should I release my armor golem and try to catch this thing when
we? Get it, there's a 28 Hut.
Hit it, it does Sweet. Alright, it will take.
Just make sure I'm reading this correctly, all right.
So I had to I had to, I had to, I had to I had to I had to state
that before I already attacked, so I can't use that ability to
go with this. So this will just be Oh, no, no,
no, there's there's another ability I can use as a bonus
action, but I didn't state it, so I got it.
I'm just going to Yeah. So the first head is going to
take 8 damage. Damn, that stinks.
That was AD 1258. What?
Piercing. 8 piercing. OK, all right, see it hit it.
So. Reaping off of it.
All right, ricocheting to the second head 26.
Yep. Don't worry guys.
I'm going to find the limit. It's AC, Somehow that head will
take 10. Piercing.
You're seeing your shots doing a little less damage than you
thought, but it continues. All right, and ricochet for the
third time. 22 for the final ricochet.
It does still hit. And that head will take 17
points of damage and then now engage.
Let's see I am I got to figure out MC here one second I got a
look at my extra attack feature. See when I get those extra
attacks, 5, 13 OK, so I only got 1.
I only have one more attack I can take and I don't want to use
the ricochet too much because I only have three chances to do
that in a in a round. So I will use my bonus action
before I use my extra attack. I'm going to go into my bonus
section, activate the study aim, slow down, you know, basically
poses sitting there like Oh yeah, Oh yeah, OK, breathe,
study his name, aim up and you study aim.
Basically allows me to add an extra damaged die to the attack
if I hit him. Hey.
Please. Oh please.
Oh please oh please oh please
Crit. Yes, yes.
Which is. Nice. 29.
Damage, right? We're talking.
Oh, oh, no, no, no, 29 to, you know, roll.
I rolled Chris so it's 29 total to hit him.
I thought this was just an extra damage die, it said.
No, no, I I rolled to attack them and then study.
Aim less, we add an additional die to it.
I'm with you now. This is your bonus action that
you were hoping to use earlier. Yep.
All right, so all right. Oh no, there's not a way to roll
two more D twelves crap. Where is it at?
I'll just do it in the roll 20 hit that all right, 2023 points
of damage and I'm going to focus that at the the center head, the
one the the I guess if I use the diagram, it'll be the duck.
Yep, Yep. And that is that is all poke and
do. As a reaction you see the a
glint in the Turkey's eye as it turns to you and it just and you
see this focus beam come from it from it's gobbling mouth.
Could you rule me a Constitution saving throw?
Oh God, I did not build the gunslingers to be
Constitutionalist 17. You fail and take 40 points of
necrotic damage. OK, OK, I'll.
As the beam washes across you, the branches around you start to
weaken. You can feel them slackening
under you and yourself, just feeling as if you'd aged under
the the the sheer gaze of this gobble.
God, I'm so glad I am. I am.
I am so glad they lived. Wukong's lived for a long time.
Oh shit. All right, I believe then it
would be Agonon's turn. Can you help me count?
Oh wait, what's my speed? 30 feet or 60?
OK, find my speed 35 feet. OK, that sounds about right too.
OK, and then how many tiles is that?
7 tiles. If you go over to the left side
there should be like a ruler looking thing on rule 20 and you
should be able to then click it and click on a spot and then
drag in a direction like I'm. I'm all around me is black.
I can't see squares to count them.
You should still be able to click because that's why I was
showing you this tool. You should be able to click on
your spot and then drag it in any One Direction and see how
far that is. And then I want to measure.
How do I measure again from here?
OK, I just wanted to make sure my boat could still reach if I
backed up. Yep, that's why I wanted to show
you this tool because it's very useful for these quick
understandings. Yeah.
Oh, Dang. OK, maybe So it is.
It is. It is in range of the pistol.
It's in range of your pistol. How do I cool there?
We go. Yep, just click on a different.
Key Agnon is going to back the fuck up, far as he can go, and
then he is Hunter's Mark, an act.
It's a bonus action there. He's going to cast Hunter's
Mark. Do I have to actually have to
roll for that? I don't believe there's
anything, no, no in regards to that.
I just hit the cast button. I wasn't expecting it to
actually roll. I am curious though if there is.
Oh, I see. I roll that once.
I it's a. Verbal.
Yep. So you get to add that to your
to your damage roll. Do you have a verbal in mind for
it? OK, sorry that was just me
trying to cast it to like activate it.
I didn't realize because I don't even know if I'm going to hit.
Yeah, no, no worries. No, I don't have any in your
castle yet. OK.
That's what. That's the only thing that that
spell requires. OK, and then let's see, just
reading something. There was something else.
Sorry, I'm just because I leveled up super quick.
I'm just like familiarizing myself.
There was something where I got to see it's a OK, I have
Hunter's lore which lets me know if the creature has any, a
creature with Hunter's Mark on it, if it has any immunities,
resistances, vulnerabilities. If it has them, I know them.
Yes, immune to charm, exhaustion and frighten.
OK. Any resistances or
vulnerabilities? No particular vulnerabilities
that I'm seeing, but you get a sense of a burning sensation and
a damage resistance of bludgeoning, piercing and
slashing from non magical weapons.
Cool. It's all I have.
Oh, you're not going to attack the core?
No, no. No, no, no, sorry.
It's those are all the weapons I have is what I mean.
Oh, I got you now. OK, I also have Colossus layer,
but we'll get to that. Let's see if I hit.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna shoot. Let's see.
Where's my bow? Where's my bow?
Actions. There we go.
Oh, it does them all. Did it go into chat?
Yeah, sorry, I was reading something else.
I'm not sure. 19 It does not eat.
Oh, it goes right between two of the heads.
You kind of miscalculate as they're swaying back and forth.
Oh boy, OK. You should probably have another
attack action I believe. Oh, thank you.
Let's. See.
Features and traits. It's like gain a + 2 attack
wait. Attack.
Yeah, I don't know if it factored that in.
I have archery as my. Attacks per action.
Sorry, +2 to attack and I'm not sure if it put that on the 19.
Oh, let me see. I don't.
I'm seeing AD 20 which you got a nine on and then had a + 10 from
something. Is that to hit with a bow in
general? I'm just seeing it on my side as
it rolled through. I'm not sure actually what.
Yeah, I can't break it down. Oh well, we'll just go with what
the the program does. OK, OK, I'm sometimes it
calculates some of that in, sometimes it doesn't.
Extra Attack. Yes, Yep.
OK, there we go. Yep, shooting again.
OK. Do.
It OH. With a natural one, yeah.
So that happened. You see your shot go wide and
sink into the what you would presume is a corpse of one of
the cultists on the ground near it.
Oh, wait, wait, wait wait. She rolled that one right to to
shoot to shoot reaction. I'm going to spend 1 grit point
intercepting shot. I'm going to attempt to hit her
shot and redirect it to hit to hit the object.
That's your reaction for the round.
That'll be my reaction. Cool all.
Right. So I I have to hit your attack.
Basically I, I whatever you roll to attack, I have to hit.
That the 10. Yep, so I have to hit a 10 in
order to pricochet please. I critically hit it.
I critically hit your shot and and redirect and redirect your
shot back. All the way all the way through
the cultist. Oh, I thought you were saying
you had to hit exactly A10. You can hit a 10 or above.
I I don't see. Yeah, OK.
I didn't see the text of what you were talking about.
So. Yeah, it's it's one of my the
trick shots. I that that's what I have The
the grit points are for the for the gunslinger are built off of
fixing your weapon really fast and or trick shots.
Now I have now I have 11 left. But hey, I mean redirecting an
ally shot to make it hit somebody makes me happy.
But it'd be the damage. It's the damage of their object.
It's the damage of their object, not mine.
So this does not factor in the fact that I have Hunter's Mark
on this creature. So it's the 10 plus the 8 plus
another D6. So I'm going to cast that.
It should. Should factor in the Hunter's
mark. Why wouldn't it?
It. Yeah.
Yeah, it should. Is the 10?
Is the the D the D 8 + 4 for the damage of the area?
The 8 is the colossus layer damage and.
Then I you would have to just remember to add in that one is
all. I mean, yeah, which is, I just
rolled it, so it's another three.
Nine, OK. So Colossus layer, just because
you said you were going to get back to that, that's
specifically because it's a bigger beast.
Yes that wait and that's just it's just cause no, that's the
Slayer damage. So it's So what?
Is. Yeah, it is.
Sorry. Oh, I was gonna say mine mine
mine mine redirects the entire attack.
So your entire asking you're. Asking Agonon what the colossus
Slayer damage is, is that like? Piercing.
So if I hit, if a hit a creature that's missing any of its
health, I do an extra 1D8. OK, of of nice.
Just as it's damage. Just so I'm guessing it was the
damage of whatever I hit it with.
OK. But I'm not certain.
OK. Oh, whoops.
I didn't mean to roll that. Sorry.
I thought it I clicked on it to hey.
You're good. I didn't even see I.
Thought it would pull up text. Your shot that would have landed
in the cultist that you're going to see definitely it's pinged
back around and you see a larger hole in it where your arrow
should have been before you realized the arrow sticking out
of one of the one of the four legs of the creature.
And it just seems to to and that is that your turn though.
Did Agerman? See.
The bonus action. Yeah, I used my bonus action to
cast Hunter's Mark. Did Agonon see that the shot was
assisted? Was it perceptible?
You probably wouldn't would have heard the the shot ring out and
can probably make assumptions. OK.
What direction did the shot ring out from?
Through north of you basically. OK, this is oh, this is the
monkey, right, that shot. OK, because I don't see the
monkey. Nope, you shouldn't, because you
wouldn't. Yeah, he's in the trees.
Spooky. Hanging with hanging with the
VA? Yep.
All right, Yeah, He's going to agonize, going to stay right
there in the shadows, OK. And he still stealth.
Did that expose him? I believe so.
I believe you can't be stealthed after you attack a creature.
Is is generally how it how it works in the rule set because
you can take as an action there is something called the hide
action which would then give you the chance to hide again.
But now you are in the creatures awareness.
At this point, I would say popped up basically and you
would see probably one of the heads turn to you, but take a
taking a hesitant look around it as well.
But one of the one of the six eyes is slowly turning your way.
Is that your turn? Actually, you know what, never
mind it's it's the duck head. It's turning to you.
I'm sorry, could you roll me a wisdom save?
OK, I. Hear you, Ducky, Ducky, ducky.
I don't remember what the Constitution saved was that
failed. Did you did you roll?
Yeah, I rolled. 17 Not bad. Unfortunately, though, you were
now turned into a duckling under the control of the duckling.
Jesus. Oh OK, 'cause 14 decor damage
would have killed me. And you you can repeat the same.
You can repeat the saving throw at the end of or at the end of
your next turn. And actually no that are.
Y'all clean yellow I can look. It up not always chick baby
chickens are there are some ducklings that I think that are
they can be yeah you could you're a yellow ducklings OK and
you're floating on the waves happily thinking oh look mom.
Happy duck thoughts. Happy duck thoughts.
Got any bread? Have you used all of your
movement? You got any grapes?
Spano. Have you used?
You've used all of your. Movement I'm guessing.
To get to that spot where you're at, right.
OK. I'm just making sure because
you're currently under the control of the duck or the
turducken already. Just just just just just just
clarifying. How big am I?
Am I duckling sized or am I human sized?
You're duckling sized. That's sweet.
And then, then it is the Turducken's turn with then
Franklin. Have I got?
No, I'm I've skipped Mimi somehow, right?
Because you got a 22. I.
There we go, that's where I got messed up.
I think I actually made PO. No, I need to add PO in here
still. What did you PO?
Who of us got 22? Oh, OK, I thought I that's.
What happened? Y'all three got 20 twos then or
who did I miss that then to? Oh OK, so that's what happened.
That's what happened. All right, so then it is me.
Me. I should have asked you your
dexterity, my apologies, but you can go now it.
Happens so I don't know what the stuffs are on this gun.
I know that I could use it because that it it goes far
enough, but I know that my level 5 spiritual weapon, sorry, 7th,
7th level hiding bolt, we'll do 10D6 of damage so and it goes
120 feet, which will definitely hit.
So I'm going to cast guiding bolt at level 7 because this
thing is big and hockey. So I got a 22 to hit.
I'll do it. And then I got that's a
satisfying 37 damage. And that's all Radiant, right?
Damage. It is if it's spiritual weapon.
Yeah, radiant damage, correct. What form is your weapon taking
today? Oh, since.
It's a duck. It's going to be the the rifle
from Duck Hunt and I'm going to, it's going to shoot in like a
little like beam. A light's going to come out of
it. And it takes it.
And I hit it with a laser bullet or a light takes.
A Hardy chunk of damage, you can tell.
You can see some nice sizzling flesh after after the feathers
are charred away from it. Perfect.
OK. The next pack roll made against
this target before the end of my next turn.
Oh, so the next person that attacks has advantage?
Are in smite with. Freedom like glittering on the
target. Oh shit, sorry, ignore that,
that is not what I meant to do. How many times?
But I want to see it. Oh, that would have been 4746,
Yeah. Yeah, I just want to put.
I just want to just. That's all I want.
Yeah. Advantage.
That was your main attack. Do you have a bonus action or
secondary action? I only get one attack.
You also get bonus actions. I can.
That's an action. That's an action.
Mini attack Bonus actions. Oh, spiritual weapon is a bonus
action. That's right.
Yep, that's what I was, well, attacking with.
It's a bonus action. Summoning it is an action.
Wait, did you guiding bolt and spiritual weapon this turn?
Oh no, just guiding Bolt. Never mind.
So I can't, never mind if I used, if I'd used Spiritual
Weapon, I would have had a bonus attack either way, I don't have
any bonus. Attacks just making sure not
going to move move from your location or anything.
Already. Then, it becomes the Tartakin's
turn, and it, having made its three responding cries after
your strike, floats haplessly, haphazardly up into the air.
Very, very slowly. But it gets up there.
So I'm going to pause you. One of the effects of my shot
was that I slow the creature by 10 feet until the start of my
next turn. Beautiful.
So it is. Noise.
OK, it it it, it only makes it about 15 feet off the ground, so
not even twice its own height. But it's off the ground and high
enough above that somebody standing under it would would
have to jump to hit it. And it probably does drift
slightly in that motion, this direction, since its motion is
slowed and oh, Jesus. OK,
yeah, I haven't taken my hand off the piece so I can change
the fact that it's up in the air.
OK. It's cool with that.
Because. I don't want to.
Totally annihilate someone right this second Seems rather
targeted since they haven't had a turn yet, but I will just
waddle slowly in that direction instead.
And yeah, waddle waddle instead. Make 5 attacks.
Yeah, there's going to be a chicken head pecking down on
you, Iron Voice. And there is going to be a duck
head trying to get at you, Franklin.
Hey birds, are they real? I turned on iron.
Oh, G looks pretty. Real.
To me. Bite.
All in your head. See, I'll just roll one more
bite to hit. I think is what it needs now.
Is that 123 12341 more? The last 2 are actually going to
be these damage If I can get it to freaking roll.
Here we go, this one and this one.
So OK, now those are poopy rules.
That's good. Last few Peck and a Peck. 19 and
a 29 barn. They'll both hit meets.
It beats it, right? Yep, that would be 64 damage
Pearson. Right.
Love these balanced encounters. The one shot.
Kind of go hard. Uh huh.
Not every day you need to. It's not every day you meet at
Turducken. It's not.
You're right, Josh. You're absolutely right.
You know it. You know if I if I was the is.
That what I heard the. 12. The 12, OK, that's not bad.
There is a a bite coming for you, Franklin of I don't know
why these totals are in here. They're screwing me up.
Bite. Me.
Down. And.
Bite me like my pastor. Oh, that's weird.
I see it now. It's rolling it.
OK, so that's 37 or 36 bludgeoning for the bite.
Ow fuck. And then a claw and A and a
second claw is what it's supposed to be.
The first claw is a 30 and the second one's a 14 which I don't
believe the 14 hits. No 14 misses.
OK, so the the the claw was 32 slashing.
So for a total of of was that 6066 nice nice round Number?
Wow, knock it off. Yeah, yeah.
If it comes near me, it's going to take damage.
It is near you, I believe. Let me see here.
How does that? How does?
This. Read.
It only needs to be within 10 feet of you to do that though.
So is it If that it where it's at currently, it can still
strike you. Yeah.
And is that close enough to? My cloak of flies is five feet
for the auto damage and then they have to be frightened of me
for the 10 feet to trigger. So they're safe bastards.
It does not seem at all frightened of you.
It also almost looks at you appetizingly with all the bugs
around. Oh, it's fair.
You can see a little bit of saliva dripping out of the
duck's mouth. I'm also salivating looking at
it. Ezra started to wear off on me.
So Franklin is going to take his hat, his cap, and he's going to
nod along to himself and say. I want to be the very best, like
no one ever. Was now flip my cap so it goes
backwards or my helmet or where the fuck I wear and then I will
cast dominate monster this thing by pulling out my black book.
Pokémon to understand the power that's inside.
Is that is that a charm effect? Let me look.
Yes. Shit, no it is.
I might be fucked. It does nothing.
It continues. Flip my cat back the other way.
Shit, I should have killed you the first time and in anger I
will burst into my undead form as a bonus action so I will
grant myself some temporary HP because I need it.
Should just use the turn on dead, but I did not.
I tried to catch it instead. All right, I'd say I heal one D
10 + 9, so I'll roll it on the screen 7 + 916.
Oh plus it's my turn so I heal additional 6 so 22.
It poop. All right, pop back up as you
guys see the damage, a chunk of the damage that I just got taken
re knit itself. I heal.
Oh so. That's my turn.
OK no that was that was me healing or I 'cause I heal auto
6 every turn and then I used a bonus action to turn into my
undead forum that gives me temp HP.
Got it. A.
Then I believe it is Arn's turn. Look it on.
You could do this. That's a big bird, and I feel
like we probably should have done something about the
cultists. I mean they look so nice.
I would have might. Smite, Smite.
We're we're gonna, we're gonna smite.
By the way, get him. Battles define smite.
Smart smite for the Arnets. I bad I didn't mean to do that.
I'm trying to figure out where the fucking normal attack button
is. Where is that at?
Actions. Smite for the Arnets.
He's got a long sword. Where is.
Oh no, you don't have the, you don't have the the acts of
music. Yeah, I don't have that item
because. Dang it.
Got left as hell. Yeah it is my sword not
equipped. I don't understand.
Roll 20 sometimes. Inventory long sword, quit
actions. There we go.
That's what the doctor ordered. Boom.
Total of 14. Fuck me all right?
Hit. Hit all right.
Can I keep my? Initial no, no, I was, I was
asking that was to hit because I've seen 14 damage just before
that the 14 does not hit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I only have a + 7 because of late.
All right, second attack, How about 25?
That'll do it. All right, Divine Smite goes
off. Smite for freedom.
I was just going to flavor, but I I'll let you if you if you'd
like there what your divine smite looks like.
Oh yeah, his sword begins to glow with a brilliant red aura
and he rears back and look for the babes and drives it into the
turducken. The glowing going sword you hear
sizzle on the inside with a pleasant and tasty multi layered
savouriness coming out from the wound.
Should not be no one don't be getting hungry right now.
Now it's not. Hello.
So any any other bonus action movement, so on so forth.
That's kind of a bonus action. I'm going to cast Divine Shield.
OK, what's that? I haven't encountered it as.
Much increase my AC basically. Shield of faith.
Yeah, Shield of Faith, Thank you.
There we go. Yep.
Shield of faith, Boom. Hey, hey, hey, the duck head
turns to you. Did you roll me a Wisdom saving
throw? Yeah, not too bad at that for a
26. Very nice.
You feel feathers start to sprout across to you.
Before you're you're you hear a voice somewhat different from
the one that you're used to of your lady.
A little bit more Husky, a little bit more sultry.
Whisper. Just today, he's mine.
We got a new pretty lady. We got a new pretty lady.
All. Right harem.
Nope, Nope, Nope. Bad thoughts.
Get those thoughts out. That's harems of goddesses, is
how we get in trouble. She'll be.
Angry and you are now immune to that for the next 24 hours.
Yeah. And then if that is that, your
turn there. It's a turn.
Be back up in the top of the order for PO.
Yeah, this this magic craft's got this magic craft's got to
stop. Oh, yeah, PO's going to handle
that problem. All right. 11th level feature
sniping shot. I can either choose the head,
the hand, or the leg. I'm opting for its head.
I make it an attack. If I hit, the creature must pass
a Wisdom saving throw or it will not be.
It will not be able to speak. Focus on a spell or spell cast
for one D4 rounds and I'm utilizing that shot to hit him.
Please don't miss, Please don't miss.
Come on. Mercy of Jesus 23, that'll hit.
He'll take 7 piercing damage, which won't really do much to
him because you know, he's magical.
But he has to make a Wisdom saving throw, does he?
Yep. Please, I think you feel a
sudden surge settle across as an imaginary resistance pulls in
and decides you, you, you, you you, you you.
You feel an oily sense drip over you as you're taking aim and
your vision blur as the as the shot strikes, but not as deadly
as you were hoping. Four more chances I can do this
sniping shot. You've got to use your second
attack to try it again, all right?
Yep. Let's go.
Fuck 12/12. Does not hit.
Do I got anything in my bonus section?
Arsenal? Any credibilities require bonus?
Nope. Bonus action reload because that
was that was four shots. So I'm going to reload.
Alrighty, sorry guys, I tried to burn through it.
Then I believe it's a ducklings turn.
Hi, it's me. He sound way too happy saying
that. OK, what can I do?
You have 50 feet of swim, which you're going to use to go all
the way close as you can to the to the Mama.
Yep, which gets you it looks right, right to the edge of the
shore. Wait, am I in water right now?
I'm confused. Yeah.
Oh, I can't. It's all black around me.
I can't. See.
No worries. It's it's, it's my own doing.
I should have checked your guys's view before beforehand.
So where's the edge of the shore I can't see?
50 feet in front of you, right about no.
OK, that's where the black ends for me.
Yep. OK.
It's a ducky. Yep, everybody sees a duck
waddling up on shore. Duckling into the red red
ominous light. What you're going to ask?
I also shared in chat your stats, just for your own
reference. Oh, that's a giant duck.
What? Where wonder?
If this how cat became a chicken?
In what chat? With water.
In escort Yeah. General chat yeah.
OK, that was the wrong 1 though. This is the right right one.
If I can do it, is it not working?
Go to the thing. Got a believe to achieve.
Here we go. Dexmo.
Horrible. OK, let's see Action speed.
OK. You can't really do anything.
Nope. You feel good.
OK, I just. Isn't that the end of their
turn? They get to do the attempt to
get out of it. Or is it?
Oh yes, so at the end of your turn you do get to roll again a
Wisdom saving throw if you a transformed creature can repeat
so you don't have to, but no. I mean, I feel like, I feel like
you would. Yeah, you, you, you have a sense
that you know, you're not under your own controls.
And yeah, although you, you, you see the tasty grass is it kind
of seems weird that you want to eat grass.
Oh Agnon, you can do it. But you get there. 16.
You are still a wack. Wack.
And we got my little my little butt.
Start preening a little bit. Yeah, Get the get the water off
your feathers. Yeah.
Then it would be Captain Mimi's turn.
Avril. Avril.
As you hear Kiro's distant voice from the beyond.
Avril. I apologize.
It's it's the darkness that you're like in the South and
easterly directions. OK.
I should have. Described it.
Yeah, I can just do things with water.
There may be. I don't know if the duck water's
just going to roll off. OK, so I used my 7th level, so I
guess now it's time for 6th level.
But if I use Spiritual weapon, which I'm going to use this
time, I can then do the bonus action.
I'm going to do spiritual weapon with a 21 to hit, and then
that's going to do 22. Damage still brilliant, I
believe. Mr. Duncan from Health.
Spiritual weapon is force guiding bolt is radiant.
There we go. OK, force damage, yeah, force
damage. I can move the weapon up to 20
feet and APP it's I don't need to move it at all.
But I. So this is the one that's
supposed to be taking the form of the duck rifle?
Yes, yeah, I messed up with guiding bolt.
Guiding bolt was just like a lightning bolt.
I got them. I.
Understand. OK, so oh motherfucker.
So. So because, yeah, so there's
something about it's not just luck.
Hold on a second. If you roll a natural one
because you're halfling. Yep.
When I roll A1, yeah, there's yeah, there's like I'm pretty
sure it's a halfling thing, but I also have.
Lucky, lucky. I forget exactly what that
because it automatically re rolled but then I also have
lucky when I make an attack roll or saving throw I can spend 1
roll. And 101 of these left points.
So wait so it automatically rerolled because of something I
forget, but then I also have lucky which I can then use a
lucky point. I have three of them to roll an
additional D20. Can I still do that?
Additional D20. That could do it after I roll
the die but before the outcome. Yes, that.
It's just like rolling with advantage, right?
I roll a second D20 and I use whichever one I would like to,
so I'm going to go ahead and roll another D20I rolled A1 and
A2. That was an 11, so it's 11 plus
9. 3020. 2020 yeah, very dirty. 20 It's during the first one I
was. Two and still hit.
So yeah, you hit. OK, it's. 20 damage.
Another force. You see it stumble under your
barrage of shots. It did create a little token if
you did want to move it, but I assumed you pretty much created
it right next to it more or less even though it can be arranged.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, is.
That your turn. That's all I can do.
I'm not trying to get any closer to this thing, trying to stay in
the darkness on my little nimbus.
Roll me a constitution saving through as the Turkey head turns
to you. Me me.
Is that sort of a, a arranged a tax bill?
Oh, no. What's the question about this
one? No, it it's, it's a gobble ray
and it's a legendary action. Damn them leg daddies.
Go on, go on, go on. You hear that, You hear that as
the branches around you age and including yourself slightly and
decay slowly around you under the barrage of of gobbles and
take 58 damage. Gobble, gobble, gobble. 58.
I take how much damage? And it is necrotic, if that
matters. Holy.
Good thing I'm playing Mimi. Is that supposed to like?
All right. That's it, That's my turn.
The turducken does float up into the air this time and looks like
it kind of fumbles in the air slowly before it falls straight
down. All right, does he provoke
opportunities from iron? No, it does not move out of
that. It moves here.
When it flew up. It's not out of his range yet.
Got it. Oh, I guess maybe, but it's
yeah, sure, we'll say yeah. It's up to you.
Smite it orange. Smite it.
It's an you can take an opportunity horn.
Phone going around with the interface Funny.
That'll hit. All right, we are going to take
that smite then, Mighty boy struggle.
Why does it roll both dice and not just the one handed dice?
OK, 1D plus 47 plus Divine Smite 5. 5.
Yep. OK, you you slash slash at one
of its talons, drawing a little bit of blood as it flies up into
the air. I'm assuming that was radiant
too? Or is that just the slashing?
OK. The smite was radiant, so the
five was radiant. I got you.
Almost of your OK, I get it now because the sword's glowy.
I am going to need a Dexterity savings role from both yourself
and Franklin. You get a + 4 because of my
aura. As a let's do.
It. As the deduction plummets,
plummets to the ground. So I got 12 plus whatever he
just said I get. 416 Four. 16. 13 + 4.
You need it at 25. Oh shit take.
It's going to hurt 86 damage are knocked prone and are within 10
feet, 10 feet of it. So going to need a strength
check from both of you as well even though you're unconscious.
So I guess that's which is advantage.
Yeah, I know. I.
Don't. Know Plus 4/15. 17.
You're both thrown back from the from the force of the fall.
Oh yeah, +4. Should be 21.
So you are not flung back, you're just jostled around on
the ground, but you are both prone from the first thing.
And yeah, you're you're thrown back 30 feet in the opposite
direction. Franklin 30.
Oh, OK, sorry. And from the shaking are pushed
back five. I got you ARN.
Five wait 10 or ARN how much my. ARN was 5 because he succeeded.
You're 30 feet away and that would only be half of this.
So we'll say for, for damage for yourself or And so you're still
unconscious. You're not dead.
That doesn't, I don't think that takes away from.
I don't think that takes away. From if he takes damage.
If he takes damage, any damage. I'm sorry, This is why I didn't
want to do it in the first turn, no.
I mean, I appreciate just gives me a failed saving throw so.
I'm just OK down to two. We're in danger.
And did you take the 9 total from being thrown back 30 feet
there, Franklin? I did.
OK. Just making sure that was
iterated out loud there and then it would be your turn, Franklin.
Oh man what to do 1st I'm going to heal for sex.
Also as soon as it took it entered my 5 foot range.
It's going to take five points of poison damage as it like
dropped on me. It just gets stung a bunch.
Fuck God I am not looking. Great guys.
How is this thing looking? It's bloodied.
Yeah, Where is it? It's where.
It's this health bar. Just under hat.
Just under hat, just just under half less.
Than half or. OK.
Look at that. What to do?
Just under half man? Do I go balls to the wall and
knowing that it will probably kill me next time?
It probably will anyway, unless I fully heal myself and I've got
one option for that. What is my lay on hands?
I think I just have to go balls to the wall on this thing.
All right, Fuck it. I will cast as a bonus action
spiritual weapon acrossed from it and it's going to take the
form of another duck hunting gun or no?
It'll take the form of the the chicken wacker and I will cast
it at level 5 and I will roll to hit for it.
Probably not Excellent 18. Does not hit.
God, and I'm prone. I will have to spend half my
movement getting up and then 10:15.
That wouldn't really do much for me.
Shoot. Here's your here's your chicken
Wicker. I will just looks.
Like. Chicken.
I didn't find a Golf Club, but he's got a Golf Club.
It counts. I'll cast Eldridge Bolt Blast at
this thing because I don't have the ability to get closer to it.
That is a bonus action. Spiritual weapon is bonus
action. This is a cantrip.
That's an action. So at level 17 I will be
shooting 4 bolts at this thing. Pew Pew Pew.
Piece of. Shit, Pew 20.
Four hits. 21. That's there's two of a thief.
Yeah, the two of them hit. OK, so 19 does not.
Nope. God, we're fucked.
OK, roll this twice. That's not even good.
I don't believe two of these. Four points of force damage shit
like the others. It's OK if we die, we won't
really die. So that was your turn.
Yeah, that's my turn. That's my action, my bonus
action, my movement. I am all done.
I turn resolutely against this thing.
Going to need you to roll a wisdom save as the duck head
turns to you. What?
20. Two, you hear?
Oh, plus 4 deep. Deep guttural voice say no, he's
mine damn it. And the the dad.
Others start to sprout across you, but you don't turn into a
duckling. Franklin, you're safe, Takes
note of that voice. Saving throws, Aaron.
How? To save Aaron.
Don't know how to save you. Yeah.
There's no mods for those, right?
Let's see here. Nope, flat D 20s unless you have
a feet. I believe there are some feats.
There are throws. I don't see a spot to do them,
no. There's no button to just press.
I'm just going. To it should be up where your
health was. Yep.
Rolling. Go on.
That's in that one. Arn's dead.
Oh my God. Oh my God, it's OK you're an
object now. I'll take you home with me.
Does ARN appear back with the Babes in Hell?
I think that is where Aaron would.
Go. I kicked you.
Back to hell. Your body's still there for now,
though, all right? Too late.
It's never too late. Back to the top of the order, I
think we can do one more round real quick.
Oh sweet Jesus. Need all right one way or the
other. Babes, I had this weirdest
dream. I was fighting a turduckian.
What a turducken. It's like I'm era but Turkey,
duck, chicken. All.
Right, Bonus action study aim. OK.
And then I'm going to utilize the ricochet, OK.
Godspeed. All right, so every time I hit
every time I hit this version, if I if each successful hit,
it's going to add an additional damage die for the hits.
So let's just pray this works. 27 All right, that and then it
gets an additional D12 added to that 15 for that shot.
All right, utilizing ricochet, please.
Ricochet 23. Yep.
It's gonna take 17 plus 1716 is 20.
No 1716. Is that hurt 33?
Oh, God. Math.
So they'll take 33 on that hit. All right.
Final, final ricochet. Why do you hate me?
OK, so the ricochet action is over.
All right, and then Extra Attack 28.
Yep, All right. That and then another 30 damage.
I see 8 on my side. Roll on D20 the because I don't
have the option to I don't see an option where I can, you know,
add dice. Oh, wait, there's that.
OK, I'm done. Roll.
I rolled the additional dice for the study aim in roll 20, not
roll DND beyond. That's what gives it the
additional. The additional That's OK.
You were trying to add Yeah, for for the other ones too.
I'm, I'm, I'm missing. OK.
So yeah, you're adding the 12 and the 17 together.
No, no. So it was a 28 to hit them for
the last time. The the basic rule for the the
one D12 + 5 was eight. And then the additional damage
dice I got from study aim I rolled in D&D Beyond which was
2222 and 8 is 30. That's where they get the 30.
OK. And that is all I got.
Looking pretty pretty pretty cooked.
Its heads are swaying but it's still standing.
There's a couple chunks missing out of it now.
But me may. Is that your new kit?
Your turn? That's my turn.
Seen a 13 for a wisdom, save for the nice little duckling that's
on the shore. Adorable duckling Mama.
You are just compelled to move close to it and.
OK, float, float around. Yep.
Yeah, it's going to run right up to it.
It's gonna How old is the little channel?
Right across all the blood. How?
How close can I get? Let's see.
Speed 15 feet. Oh, not that far.
Yeah, on land it's not great. 1-2 gonna jump over this.
Can I move diagonally? Is that is that a lot OK?
So it's on the little. You're right on the altar where
all the blood is. Yes.
No, no corpses anymore. But blood.
Yeah. And then you have blood.
It's trying to run to Mama. Oh, and then I get my save with
you. I.
Thought I'd seen that as a 13, unless that was something else
that wisdom. Either way, the seven also does
not. Like.
The 13 was my last turn. Oh.
Yeah. OK, do it.
A little duckling still alive, but over there.
Now it would be me. May's turn.
Oh yeah, 1. Second go me may go me may you
can't do it I. Thought that you said I was on
the desk and I got. Off for a second.
I'm going to shoot it again. Yes.
OK so I use my level 7, my level 6 from level 5 spell slot so I
can either hit it with I can cure wounds on it if you guys
really want to. If it is necrotic.
Done. OK, 2.
I mean if it is undead that would damage it.
That is. Interesting.
A Cure 5 D 8 + 11. 8D6 or two. OK, All righty.
Let's go. I'll come up.
Yep. 26 to hit. I guess I could just not make
this dramatic. OK, 23 damage in the shape of a
a a microwave, although it's a flash of light streaks towards
the creature. So really I can't, but I want it
to be a flash outside of your. This is your.
Future steady coming down from the heavens and you see the
they're ducking slowly start to lose some of its feathers, but
it is still standing. Mother.
Fucker or your spiritual weapon? Spiritual.
Weapon fucked up. OK I can't.
So if I use spiritual weapon I can I then get a bonus action?
I can use it twice? It should be.
A bonus action just. Kill it.
Unless. You've already used a bonus
action for something else. Because you haven't.
No, I only have a. Right.
And it takes a turn during your turn basically it's like another
like another creature because it got that it's going to move
speed as well. So like on your turn you would
give it like. Yeah.
But yeah, you, whatever you cast that, it's what it attacks at.
Oh, I had already. It's summoned, that's why I gave
it a token. Every turn.
As a bonus action so I can roll damage with it I guess?
Or do I have to? OK, so I'm going to roll with
it. Spiritual weapon.
Yep, that's what you're telling me I can do.
I'm going to do this at level 5. No, no, whatever you originally
cast it at, that's what it originally hit with.
I believe that was level 7. Yeah.
That was or six, because you'd cast Guiding Bolt first.
I did OK, yeah. It can get pretty nuts when you
have cast it. With 26 to hit.
That'll do it. And then 26 damage.
Just barely still standing, but it is smelling quite tasty at
this point as the radiant damage cooks it from the inside it
smells like. All right, Franklin.
I can do this. It is the Turducken's turn.
Oh no. If I survive, Oh no, I'm low.
I'm just looking at something here real quick.
OK, OK. And one last thing, that is 30
feet. Where is Mimi?
Right. On top of.
In the darkness, I'm floating in the trees in the darkness.
She's within 30 feet of me. 30 feet.
OK, not having been able to really locate exactly where you
were casting from, but obviously at this point during the crux of
your guns, you see it take off with speed, with all four legs
running directly over to your location and standing at a solid
30 feet, it does nothing but. Opportunities from spiritual
weapons. Yep, from both spiritual
weapons. Oh no, the Internet says that
you they do not. Oh, thank you.
I'm glad you checked. Thank you.
Yeah. OK for that then I am going to
make one 2. Oh God. 3, 4 and 5I.
Don't know I'm who 5. What?
5 ponies. We each get 5 ponies. 5 ponies,
yeah, no, a couple pecs are coming Your direction, Franklin.
A 19 and a 17. 19 hats. 32 damage and then a A.
It just. Seems to be like extra.
Resistant. Can't you just like like?
I can't. Oh yeah.
I have a natural 17 and then I have a the Sentinel shield.
I could increase it by 4 if I retreat into my shell, but it's
a full action. Really.
So does does a 14 hit you? No as a 17 hit you.
Maybe. As the duck bill comes down to
bite you through the trees, it can't quite get you, but the two
claws that are raking through its limbs to at you, one of them
strikes true for at 25 damage for being truthful there for
that 17, Yeah. 20 oh wait I gotta do lower count.
OK, 10/20/25 and. Then it's Franklin Stern.
Franklin at 3 HP will heal for six automatically.
Oh God that was really rough. My chicken whacker will come and
it will attempt to smack this thing for a bonus action.
Plus tend to hit 26. Oh yeah.
I did the wrong one, didn't I? Which one is still plus 10?
OK, that's fine. Now we're at level 5, one D 8.
So I feel like it's more than two D 8 + 4 because it's 1D8 and
if I upcast it which I did to level 5 it gets 1D8 for every
for 3-4 and five so it should be 48.
And it rolled 2. And it rolled 2 and.
Rolled 2 more. There's 1, so 14 + 1226 force
damage. It is just there would be
hanging on to life and then. Franklin's going to crack his
neck, but. You said laugh.
And. Pull out his Mace like, all
right, bitch, time to die. Oh wait, now I turned to
everyone and I say it's time to carve this Turkey and I'm going
to swing at it twice, 20 and 20. Oh yeah, both it.
Yeah, so 12 + 1022. How do you want to carve?
Plus your modifier. Oh, yeah.
Oh, I think that was included because it's plus, yeah.
How do you want to? How do you want to carve this
Turkey? That is my way of saying, how do
you want to kill it? Franklin will climb to the top,
reach over, take the chicken whacker, and then like, use it
to like hit the thing right in the middle of the clavicle here,
digging for the digging for the wishbone.
OK so you you must open the center of its of its chest
cavity and grab a hold of the witch wishbone and you see all
heads erect basically and falls straight down as if unconscious
and the Turkey itself falls on top of you and no one sees
Franklin for a second. The turducken.
Sorry. Start eating it from the inside
while doing what I'm doing. Roll me a string.
The size of a small bust. 17. You you're able to get into the
side of the chest cavity and hold your your own to the onto
the bone and are making your nomming sounds as everybody else
sits in the Simon combat is over the duck dreams.
Mom. No.
Are you my mother? Right.
Where's the? Mutilated body anymore?
Of the duck. Up north.
Here the duckling is running around on top of the body in
circles. And then I'm going to do my
wisdom. Do I?
Does the spell end when the duck dies?
That's. What I was just trying to read.
I'm thinking it's they're leaving it up to me.
Roll me a Wisdom save one more time, yeah?
Oh, is this how a cat became a chicken?
818 You are now under your own equalities, but you do still
seem to have the form of a duck. Agonon stops in his tracks, kind
of picks up 1 foot, looks the blood underneath it, picks up
the other foot, looks up the blood, looks at the blood
underneath it, screams again and runs off the duck, but you're
ducking and he's like running around in the grass trying to
like wipe off his feet and he's grossed out by the the corpse he
was just on. Is it well?
So he's just like running around in in a little duck form
cracking. Have you guys, you guys know
that that's Agonon yet? Oh, he's no.
He was so far away when he transformed.
Yeah, I don't know if everybody noticed you turn in turn into
the duckling. Probably not.
See this duckling deal with only one head just.
Running around in turtles. He's also Agganans.
Well, he's he was a little freaked out by the corpse that
he was on, but then he's also freaked out that he's still a
duck. So he's just kind of running
around in a circle. Pose going to come down and try
to see because he saw the man with the beautiful hair fall
down. So he's going to go from where
he's at from over here, which I can't control my guy, but he's
going to go over to ARN and try to see if he can help.
At this point, the motion alerts agonize the fact that there's a
dead body right here and it kind of breaks him out of his, his
little circle of self pity there.
And he runs over and he's like gently, he starts gently poking
at pretty boy, what's his name Aaron.
And he just kind of like taking a few steps over here, a little
poke, a few steps over here, a little poke, not able to do
anything or cast anything as a duck.
He's too beautiful to let go. No, don't let him go.
Under your own faculties. I'll give you the option because
I I like, I like don't. I don't want to take that much
over your character because this is just the one shot.
There is one single reward that is coming, but I wanted to give
you the choice. You feel a a faint shimmer of of
it winning away, but you realize you have all somehow access to
all of your goods, your magics. You're you're still you still
have a torque around your neck even as well as everything.
Somehow you you think you you could probably get a hold of
everything that you had on your person that you kind of look
around and you see maybe your bag is still on you and maybe
everything that you had was now put into the bag.
OK, like a like a wild form or does it like go inside my body
like a wild form you? Are not a druid in this one, so
it does not go into your body. Like I wasn't sure if a mechanic
would be the same. It it was when you word your
own, not under your own controls, but it seems to
reappear and there's a bit of a faint lingering sense of you, of
a, of a question of do you remain a duckling?
I think it would be funny if I do until I succeed on this
Wisdom saving Bureau. OK, so all right, let's.
Decide how often I get to roll. And you say?
That one says me and my says they they use Spare the Dying on
Whitewood. OK.
See he phone dad. Yeah.
You hear from inside the corpse. I could revive him one second
and you very much like Ace Ventura Pet Detective Franklin
comes out of the tear dock in. But first.
Hopefully dragging a wishbone with me, but if not that's fine.
I don't. You were able to hold on to it
as it fell in and you probably ate your way around it, but I
don't if you're going out that end, I don't know if the the the
wishbone could fit you. Probably I'll start cutting at
the the butt to widen the gap. Sorry guys, what's OK holds on.
Tab stab, pull, pull. Dab just don't want to let go of
it a second. Can you bring his corpse over to
be a second? I I pick up, arm Whitewood's
body and just take him over to Franklin the Duckling.
It has gentle repose. Where's Franklin?
All right, now we have a little time.
Oh, there he. Is.
Oh yeah. Oh, I see that you're ducking
body now. I wouldn't zoom down enough, OK?
I'll take my time, get the thing out and then I will use.
You guys are lucky I didn't use the spell.
My spell slot I'll use. Wait, do I have this?
Hold on, let me look. I have it actually.
Hard to forget. No, I would because I have that
would then yeah. So I will cast a revivify on
this thing, assuming I have one of the diamonds or gems from the
last level. Oh, I see you're the astral
diamond you're talking about. Yeah, either that or because I
know Ash left all her like gems in the pocket Rocket, I think.
She did not have any diamonds in the pocket.
OK. That's what you're asking.
Can I use an astral diamond? You hold out the astral diamond
as you're pulling it out and casting it.
I I think there would be a a total of probably 10 that
disappear with it. It would work.
Fine. Might bring him back.
The first thing he sees is my face really close to him.
I just whisper in his ear. Don't touch a book by its cover
friend. You wake up from the beautiful
dream that you were in ARN. Yeah, welcome back.
All the ladies, is Jacob muted?
If you're talking, yeah, I was going to say if you're talking,
I do not hear it. Testing.
Yeah, there you are. Maybe I peeked the mic.
OK oh, Oh my hair. Oh.
Do not worry, it still looks fabulous.
You're alive. Wasn't a dream.
All of this is a dream. Don't get philosophical with me
weird turtle man, it makes my head hurt.
I'm not being philosophical, it's true.
I look directly at me now. I help him back up to his feet.
After after also sparing the dying on him at the same time
you did you you used rivify. So she was, he was.
They were casting a spare the dying.
So you wouldn't go beyond then. But I don't think that works,
right? That's what we were.
Discussing the dying only works as they're dying.
I had cast AI have gentle repose which extends the time that you
have they restore them. Yep, and then revivify the
classic combo. So who's hungry?
Maybe I have this weird feeling we're going to discorporate in a
few minutes. And you turn back to look over
at the turducken, and there is a perfectly cooked version of it
resting there after you gutted your way through it somehow.
There's a a smell of just thyme and Rosemary somehow that wasn't
inside of it. When you're that the there's a
bit of stuffing coming out the end now that you came into and
as you're taking stock last lastly to use, you're turning
back to a bloody altar that is at a got several sporks on it
that look like they're they're scattered around in the blood
that grab. 1:00 Grab one of these, they're very important.
And if you're adding it to your inventory, inventory I've I
found an item that you'll have to relabel as a spork, but it's
going to be very titillating for everybody for what it's actually
based off of for the name. So I'm name dropping here on
purpose legally distinct staff of the Weberjack that you.
Spork. I will get the stats from that
later, but not right now. I have a spork.
Yeah, if you, if you're in in manage inventory and look up
Weberjack WABB. Oh Jesus, this thing.
Holy crap, that's excellent. I also collect all the corpses
of the cultists and I put them in my pocket or I strap them on
my shell. You go to collect them WABBWJA.
BJA Jesus. And it is.
What was I going to say? Oh, you go back to collect the
corpses of the cultists and there's only robes and it's a
smattered Thor. Take the robes, look at
everyone, loot everything. Oh yeah, good session yo, I
hope, hope you enjoyed. Even even though one died. 1 was
a duckling for a while, got lost in the woods.
They all sit around the giant Turkey eating feel.
My favorite joke about iron. It'll wait.
It'll have to wait. Are you missed iron?
He's probably going to go back into the void and grand.
Am I'm going to eat? 'Cause I I'm invested in my
crazy drew it at the moment. Come eat with me first.
Come, come eat with me first. Come eat with me first.
Oh yeah. Little Duckling is devouring its
former mother. A pad of 10.
Good. Duckling good.
The hell do you mom tell you? Are you guys eating with the
spork? Oh yeah.
I also ate my mother. Go first, baby, go. 1st So those
that are eating with the spork as you put it into your mouth,
the food changes ever so slightly to be, we'll say just
to end the end the session on a good note.
There that it is. It's it's to the perspective
person. A healing sensation walks,
washes over you. Oh.
Necrotic energy, yes. Good Sish.
Yes, thank you for running. This is a nuts item.
I'm going to read it and that's going to be very bad all.
Got well. So did everybody get a spork?
I'm confused. Yep.
I'm struggling to find it in DDB.
Yeah, it should be if you go to your manage inventory, Yeah, it
and then where it says? Filter.
I hit add. Yeah, add items it says filter.
I type in WABB and it says no results found.
Weird, I'm on Agonon and I can find it here.
Let me just add it to. I really wishes that I had
brought Grand Am because I feel like Grand Am and Franklin would
have had interesting conversations.
Yes, yes, they would as well. That I think Grand Am would have
really loved the weather, Jack. Oh, that also, yeah, definitely.
Oh man. Did you add it to agonon or
agonon 2? Oh, it's Agonon because agonon.
Agonon would get it. I see.
And that might be why, because this is something that you will
have to do for any of your characters.
Spark in the manage character section.
You go back to the home portion of it and make sure that
homebrew and other things are turned on because it's the
homebrew item. OK, I see.
Yeah, I, I added both. I added all of the item.
I I couldn't add it to PO because, you know, PO is
completely home brew. So he doesn't have it.
I just have it as a spork in his DND Beyond.
That's a great point actually. So you guys would come back?
So this is, this is just for your own preparation.
You may choose actually who gets the spork, because you're going
to come back in one of the sessions with the memories of
that and choose which character would be getting the XP for
this. Yeah, who's going to get the XP
for this? And we're talking, just so that
you're aware. Oops, I clicked off of it.
Got to divide that down. There's 4-5 of you today, right?
123 OK like a like 10,000 XP. 10,000 XP.
You get to choose one character to get that and the spork.
That's going to go to Grand, All that's going to go to Grand Dam.
Grand Dam gets to have this the fork of horribleation or
whatever the fuck this is. Kiro's going to.
Kiro's going to take his. KIRO will take this one.
OK, Yeah, he'll take the XP for that one.
Then again, 10,000's a lot. How much?
How far could Voust get with 10,000 Grand Dam?
Need to. Catch up but.
Let's see 10,000. I don't think 10,000 L.
Cloud quickly because that's that's going.
That's good. Once he gets there.
Yeah, if you're, if you're not registering how much that is
because you're probably not in in tune with that if you're
still here, Emily, I think. You are?
Yeah. I'm still here.
Yeah. That gets me to level 5.
That would level Agonon up from level 1 to level 5.
Yep. Yeah, I mean, he suffered
through it. I feel like I have to give it to
him. 10,000 Oh yeah, That's what I figured for the people that
were playing as the as those characters already, they would
they would go to them. That's kind of just what I was
figuring in my mind at least. But Rausch.
Is currently level 8, like again the level 9, which would give
him access to I think, this little spell.
Let's see. And then Josh, the levels from
the other days that we played, we never talked XP.
What's that? Because we hadn't rested I've.
Oh, we're not done. Yeah, you're talking about an
evil campaign still. Both because I played two days
in the evil and one day in the good.
Yeah. And, and the and both of those
cases before that you wouldn't have leveled.
But for this session, you're going to get that pretty much
immediately and can benefit it from it in the middle of this
fight because it's going to be like an out of body experience
that is going to feel like a dream.
But you're going to get this memory dream that shoved into
your head basically is what it's.
Going to feel OK so this will level up my actual agonon
immediately. He doesn't have to rest.
OK. And then when do you?
I I won't, I won't change. I won't change levels either way
it goes because I need 48,000 for KIRO and it'll put me at
44,000 and then for Ezra it put me at 119,000 and I need 120,000
to move up. So yeah.
Those bigger levels, man. Oust.
Oust only needs like 1000 to level up I think.
Let me double check. I think I might.
I think I might put mine at. I'm gonna put mine at KIRO since
he's my lowest one. Oh no, he needs a lot more than
this. 10,000 would let him be 1000 away from leveling up.
Yeah, which I would be like 400 from leveling up with KIRO.
Well, no, no, not even, not even 1000.
It'd be like 400 away. So yeah, KIRO would be just on
the cusp being 9, which 9 for a swordsage?
Oh yeah. Well Grand am just needs 4000 to
get level 8. Can I give Grand am a level or
Faust a low? I feel like Grand Am's do a
bunch of XP meanwhile Faust could really use it like by by
his next game. I mean, at level 9 I see.
I'm probably going to do it for KIRO because at level 9 he
actually gets an ability. He gets the Quinto strike at
level 9, so. I beg for an additional hold on
10,024 now an additional 700 XP. For Grand Am.
If I were to give it to Foust, it would boost him to 9.
Yeah. If you guys, if you guys find a
conclusion to this fighting, it doesn't necessarily.
So this is something, since we're in the after hours here,
you know, if you recall, Tai Shen had said that you could
call for a parlay with them and they'd probably begin
negotiating, but it might not go Kai Shin's way because that's
something like. I was there for because I don't
remember Kai Shin saying. He did.
I'm. Not 100% sure if you were there
or not because there was time that you came in late.
But I also came late to the session where we started killing
these guys and I missed the session before that, I think.
Yeah. So yeah, Ezra Hazard, he's.
Certain if you would heard it but but I know others have.
Yeah, Ezra has discarded regarded.
He he, he knows I get to eat some stuff.
Oh yes. I'm going to give it to Grand Am
Cloud Kill would be very nice right now, but I'm probably at
the resolution of this. I'm probably going to get it on
fast anyway, so we'll see. This will be a lot closer to it.
Oh yeah, yeah, I would. I would.
I would say there's a good chance of that because it's
hefty chunk, 2 sessions worth of fighting and well, 1 1/2 really
'cause but still. Granddam needs the XP, no?
Hat so does KIRO? Let me guess, it was a niece.
You got it right. I'm pretty good about nailing
which cats do what that in that house and niece.
Just so needy. So needy.
How are your kiddies, Emily? Really good.
Have you guys been able to hear her meow and I'm holding her?
No. The the mic's very good if you
can't hear her knees like. No, I just heard hurt somebody.
Yeah. That was the only.
One, I'm surprised my mic didn't pick it up.
There were times she was like in my face and meowing.
She's her her nickname. I'm sorry, 21 Her nickname is,
well, her name is Amelia and her nickname is Mimi the Mouth
because she's very loud. Cat, I swear to Christ, I'm
going to you. You would.
Cross the phone with. She.
Josh I. Wanted to ask.
Yeah. How do you distribute XP in the
other campaigns? Just do you tally it up
privately and then when we rest and give it to us?
I just want to make sure I'm keeping track.
I put it, I put it in the, I put it in the spreadsheet that I
shared with you a while back so you can and you have I'm.
So sorry. You're all right, you have
access to it too. So if there's like if there's an
action or something, because sometimes I'm even going back,
I'm listening re listening to it and I try to pick up things just
small actions even that you guys do.
And I'll I'll distribute it like that to the to the best of my
abilities. But there's.
Is there like pinned somewhere in discord?
Yeah. There's a lot of pinned stuff in
the general. That's where I've pinned most
things. I feel like Poe went back with
ARN. The hell.
Yep, Yeah, it's pinned in there. Take the law.
Take the law, man. To hell with you.
Is it the Google Drive? No, that's, that's all of the
maps, all of the reference material that I've ever used
book wise and. XP tracker found.
It others. There you go, found the evil
campaign one. Yeah, I was just, I seen that
one. Then I was just trying to see if
I could find the other one. Oh, it's right under it.
It just for some reason didn't make it as big.
Yeah. Is it?
No, it's not that. Well, I still don't see it.
Oh, it's a few down. I see it now.
OK, I need access to the good one.
Once you click on it, it'll send me a notification and I'll be
accessed. We did it Hooray.
And I was successfully able to import a homebrew class inside
of rule 20. Well, right, Marginally,
marginally able to put my homebrew class into rule 20.
Rick, do I give back the telepathic feed or do I go for
the like optimized ASMI like ASI?
Well, I mean, OK, do I get? I know, I know, I know.
Wisdom to 20 or both Wisdom and Condo 20?
Yeah, because I know, I know Josh doesn't do it like me.
He he you got picked between the.
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