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Tara through the campaign, many polos.
Were they pretty much seen supposedly?
Like natural stuff. You were taken.
Yeah, you were kind of hard. It kind of cut there.
Give me a second album. I have had friends on, okay.
That's probably a good plan because it I think Sarah's does
the same thing for the same reason because it like it tries
to cut down on the reverberation because it is the louder mic
like that she was trying to trying the laptop Mike out just
of its own though. But yeah if that's actually
true, what I was reading there. That's that's a big freaking
game changer, for energy production but it I don't know.
I can't understand this. Yeah, I see I I obviously only
Loosely understand the science of it, so that's why I wanted to
like, hey, is this, uh-huh? All right.
So I we used to play trivia and I always had around science and
then the guy announced it, everyone would scream science,
I'm just yelling things, that's fine, don't worry.
Yeah, I mean the thing about neutrinos is that like we don't
like they come here they bombard the Earth but like, I don't know
if it's enough. Even if we could like harness
them or capture them or have them interact, find a way to
force them to interact with something here.
I'm just, I don't know. I don't know how efficient their
Cosmic radiation. They just kind of like happen in
space. They're just a type of particle
kind of like an x-ray. But an x-ray is an electron and
neutrinos are like a different particle.
They're kind of like photons figure out why that sounds so
familiar to me right now. Trey knows you up again now.
The problem is they don't really they don't have I think they
don't have an electric charge so they don't really interact.
It like really tiny masses. They're basically photons except
for, they don't interact with anything.
Yeah, right. Which is the thing that I, my
brain just went to the fact because I constantly think of
stuff when it comes to energy production.
I don't know why. But probably, because it's
important for major challenge of Our Generation look Humanity.
Right now. Exactly, exactly.
I guess that's probably what No, what is the up?
Hey, Ike. We're talking about meetings,
we're talking about neutrinos today, space particles in space,
that are actually that are actually, like, going through
the thing about them, is that they're going through us at, at
all times. That's the thing that like,
Fascinate me about them, but then I was any given moment.
Yes, there could be an entry to a passing through you.
How often does that happen and there?
And they're a little bit different than than like, you're
saying, radiation. I know you keep calm, like
comparing it to radiation, but in my mind, radiation is an
energy wave. Whereas a neutrino is an actual
particle with mass and weight, which is something that's
fascinating fascinatingly, been proved and more recently.
And Recent sciences and such. That's why I was like well okay
if it has mass then it has to have some sort of ability to
affect the things around it because mass is energy.
And energy is mass and you can't have one without the other.
So I just assumed in the in the passing of it there would be
some some sort of wave and that's how I understood it is.
How it's actually being Perceived most of the time
because you can't really see neutrinos.
They're even smaller than like electrons as you were explaining
to me live so you can't really see them.
There's no way that we can actually perceive them in any
well I guess is detecting. Those really hard like it.
Yeah if you look up neutrino detectors there are taking like
these giant underground silos that we used to store nukes in
and like emptying them of everything except for like this
very delicate equipment like in hopes that we'll get it.
Like able to detect a neutrino, right?
Right. And that's what I found like the
most fascinating about them. At the time when I was learning
just the base premises of what a neutrino is.
But then also going back to the energy problems we have.
Well if there's this thing that's kind of creating a
particle wave for lack thereof a better exercise like terminology
then. Couldn't we like somehow tap tap
into that wave. Just kind of like we would on an
ocean scale. But it's something that's
constantly happening, which is the big difference between any
other renewable energy source. If you think about it is that
for wind solar waves, whatever you have whatever turbine you
have, there's a period of rest if you will because there's
there's a, there's a time in which its inactive because the
things that are forcing, it stopped working for a period of
time and then it takes some time for it to come back up and
build. It up or whatever, to start
pushing it again, you know, but that's the big game changer in
my mind about a neutrino because it's always happening almost
even at a constant rate that it's just unharness.
But yeah it and they're saying basically that if you layer
things right with a material that it can create a charge,
that's the part that I don't understand from it and like you
layer like a layer, ER of Nano carbon or graphite graphene
correct myself already graphene and then like a layer of trims
of a transmitter on top of it a very thin foil and then the
interaction of the neutrinos passing through that actually
creates a small charge because of The way that it creates its
wave through the atoms and nanoparticles in there.
But I'm I'm speaking nonsense. Probably know.
Yeah, man, I'll make sense. I'm gonna have to read it.
I feel like read the thing for it to make any sense to me, but
not that you're doing a bad job of explaining.
It's just that, I'd like words, I need to read words on paper,
but I'll look at it sometime this weekend. yeah, I thought it
was a fascinating like Fine, because I didn't think it
existed when I asked you the first time actually.
So it wasn't just like asking you to see if you knew about
this fringe science. That obviously, maybe a handful
of people even know about and then I Googled, what I was
thinking, you know, just just to see if there's something out
there and apparently there's people in Germany freaking
creating these really thin Fabrics that create electrical
charge just by existing and having new.
Chirinos go through them. Yeah.
I mean like the Earth has like an inherent magnetic field.
I had a professor at WVU who was convinced that jet lag.
I guess it's caused by moving through the Earth's magnetic
field too quickly. Anyhow he like devised.
This looks like device take on an airplane and experiment with
but he was a rainy and he was like, so TSA is never going to.
Let me take this metal box on a plane.
They're like, you know, that's never going to happen.
But if any of you Americans want to try, let me know.
I'll give you my little box out of ice.
Yeah, I'd take it right just close up.
Kind of makes sense in my brain. Like that, something like that
would work like that. You're a man because you're,
you're a conductor, your 70% water, which is very conductive.
Like there's electricity flowing through you at all times and so
if you're moving any charged, particle, moving through a
magnetic field generates an electric field.
So if you're generating a second electric field that interferes
with your like body's natural, one could most that's
concentrated in your brain right?
And so I mean it's that holds water.
I mean it's certainly plausible that makes a lot of sense
actually. Hmm. no, I was I had not thought
of that. I thought you're going to go
with the energy idea of the electric field somehow
harnessing it. And I was like, I think that's a
good idea because any Force acted upon another force would
cause it to weaken and if we weaken our electrical field
around the earth, we might have some problems.
Probably for Nikola, Tesla to answer.
Okay, I can't be any worse than, you know, what we're doing to
the water and the air. So Whatever natural resource for
the latest one. From all the guy that owned
Amazon, What the freaking Jeff Bezos, Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, I went to space today and he said we have to send all
polluting manufacturers into space.
Is apparently the headlines from from that.
I don't know what he actually said but that's what everybody's
interpreting from what he said. I'm having serious Deja Vu right
now. This is weird.
Lydia. But yeah.
You know, who else? Like Isaac Asimov was writing
about this in the 80s. It was like, yeah, soon will be
mining the moon for Precious Minerals that we need.
And we'll move construction to space, will be way more
efficient because, well, we won't have to move materials
from the Earth to space. Will just go to space and do
stuff there. There was actually, I was
messing with my settings. That's why Congress had passed
something like who can and can't mine in space.
You know they wanted to like detonate nukes on the moon back
in the 60s and the world had to like come to an agreement.
Be like nah. Phones off limits.
Let's meet some kind of just helps with the ocean.
All that happy to ask apparently at the Bikini Atoll, like years
later. There was a fishing boat
incident where a lot of sailors died of radiation.
Oh, geez, what does not surprise me.
Want to talk about World War Two history.
I know a little bit more of the about that that I do science.
That's one more fun. Facts is talking about Bikini
Atoll that tree too much. It's cool.
I wish I had a memory to remember history but um
SpongeBob SquarePants, supposedly Bikini Bottom is set
at the Bikini Atoll on the seafloor and that's why
SpongeBob and those this creatures exist because they're
you know, mutated Sea creatures caused by all the radiation from
all the nuclear tests known for that.
I love that. That's brilliant.
What do you? What's your speaking of
SpongeBob? you guys ever hear the like, The
messed-up reason, why. Mr. Krabs has Pearl as his
daughter. You know, I've heard the fan
theory of Wyatt, you never see any of mr.
Krabs family. Well, I don't know more about
mr. Krabs family.
But apparently, So Mr. Krabs is very stingy, very greedy man.
And With that. So apparently what a whale died.
It can sustain an ecosystem for a very long time.
So, the theory is that pearls mom died.
Mr. Krabs has been making Krabby Patties from the mom's corpse
and just keeping Pearl around for the inevitable day.
She dies and to harvest her body to keep the Krabby Patty going.
Be lightful. That's pretty messed up.
The theory, I heard was that Mr. Krabs is just killing his family
off and that's what he makes Krabby Patties out of.
It's pretty close but you never see it.
It's pretty close to each other. Maybe they're related somehow.
Yeah. What's your, what's your?
What's your most interesting fact about World War Two there?
I wanted to say just straight up.
That's probably they were in the early days instead of grenades
shaped like your average grenade since we have such a strong car.
Cochran football. They made a Nerf football, that
was filled with explosives. That sounds right.
The only thing that could sound writer is if they made one
shaped like a penis, are you talking?
Like, you know, America, oh, Mmm.
Yeah there's also a patent for a flaming bayonet.
I believe in Russia because of America's philosophy and the
shotgun. How does how does a flaming
bayonet work is what I you have a bayonet and then under the
bayonet you have a box that sets off basically firework charges
digest lights the bayonet on fire.
How does that? I feel like.
I don't know. There's a patent.
That's all I know. I don't know how effective it
was because I've never heard of it ever being used in combat.
I just know that that's something that America tried
once and so did England, apparently?
That's not surprising. Hold my beer flaming bayonet.
Yeah, seriously guys guys, check this out.
I was in my garage last weekend, look what I did.
It's gonna sell like hotcakes. Oh yeah, speaking of selling
like, hotcakes. I could go for some hot cakes.
I could always go for pancakes though.
Thank you ex are pretty good. Which is the part of the extra
couple of minutes though. French toast the way to go.
Yeah. It's just amazing.
Yeah, I mean extra couple minutes for french toast because
I feel like French toast is easier than pancakes.
Unless you're breaking the bring up the box stuff.
You're just mix water stirred up.
You're done again. For instance, you're cracking
the eggs. I feel like that you're getting
the vanilla build. You're more likely to have the
stuff for french toast and pancakes.
But if pancake mix some water, you have Neal.
So I feel like though, all of those things could also go into
pancakes. If you really try, you know,
Yeah. Plus I'm depends what kind of
bread you have if it's worth making french toast or not.
Yes, yeah. You need to Texas toast.
That's a good good call. I was thinking brioche Texas.
Toast is a brioche is what I like to fancy restaurants use
but I feel like Texas. Toast is a more authentic,
American French toast. I feel like Texas toast.
You just have better bred in general.
I would say from a branding standpoint absolutely.
But from a, from a like French toast and plenty, I don't know
about that. I don't worry ocean and
generally I feel like there's so much you can do it like a thick
cut of like dressed. Whatever Texas toast is made out
of. I personally am a fan of like
very dense. Bread like nuts and seeds and
it's brown. It's my breads not brown.
I'm just kind of sad. I I can agree with that but I
think Texas toast is basically isn't it just like white bread?
But cut really thick. I think so more or less sexist
thing. Yeah I mean for me writing a
brad but give me twice the thickness.
Yeah one it's like wider to right?
Like that's true. It's actually we're It's
actually the standard slice of with like if we're just going
based off like Nichols bread. Yeah.
The Nichols Texas toast and their regular bread is the same
with. Its, they're Italian.
That's wider. But that makes for poor French
toast because you have to be really quick with your batter.
Yeah, we're dip. Its delegated.
Or just gets gross. I'd listen to this guy here.
He's been in a kitchen longer than I have my life.
Yeah. Italian bread is not good for
french toast. I don't know how much baking
you've done like but that, that evidence.
In itself is a skill, too. Anybody who can bake hats off to
the Echoes. The best I can do is brownies
and cookies, man. If you can do cookies, I like
hats off to you. Like that's the one thing I
can't do. I can bake all kinds of shit.
I don't like cookies. Turn into frisbees.
Every time I feel like baking is like science.
That is just nothing but theories.
The things like some baking stuff is just so inconsistence
on how it works. Well, baking is a precise art.
When you're cooking and you add too much of this, you can add
something like this and even it out, but baking, if you get too
much or too little it's done. It's fucked up.
Start over baking is a science, it can be especially because of
the fact that you have You're when you're talking about your
cookies becoming frisbees I think that has a lot to do with
how much baking soda and what like ratio you use compared to
the Battier most of the time. The I like the M4 graphs show
like Like different using different things like butter
versus oil versus like do you guys know what I'm talking
about? My show.
The like a standard chocolate chip cookie made.
Like 12 different ways. Yep.
That's why I'm really, really excited to see how my my spirit
turns out for these for this hope.
Hope we'll get together. That you guys are going to be
coming to because which for how long, probably not because we're
just make sure you siphon off the first-ever many ounces, so
you don't blind ass off, probably talking and didn't
realize I was muted. as I was saying that it also depends on
like, how long and how fast you mix?
of the batter because that can like, basically do something to
ingredients where it can flatten it out.
When it comes to yeast, you can kill more yeast or Propagate.
Yeah, I don't fuck with yeast. Yeah, I've also seen to wear
like The difference becomes. So like detailed that the
temperature of your butter makes a difference too.
Yeah. I can't confirm the temperature
butter makes a huge difference that is that is completely
agreed. But circling back to what you
were saying there before you realized you were, you were
muted yourself there Bree how dare you insult me and my
abilities to distill and the amount of information that I've
been consuming to to start this distilling process?
For not knowing that I should remove the methanol front of.
That was me, that was great. That was no II know.
It was, it was it a little bit? I guess because I was both your
names but yes, I just want to make sure I like my eyesight.
I mean, I'm hoping for bionic eyes here soon before I die, but
if you don't know her, if you don't know actually there are a
lot of different fruits. And many things that you
consumed with that actually have a lot of methanol in it and will
not make you go blind. It's, it's just an urban legend,
it's just not good for your digestive system.
You'll probably get the shit's if I were to give you methanol,
basically. What's methanol?
Methanol, right. Hi. oh, I'm driving.
And I was like, listen. So,
so and, and so, and that's what
happened, man, I really don't think I I can't remember.
I think there are 180 proof not the percentage about like the
Bruce is like, yeah, it's like we normally drink like 70 proof.
It's like really, really high. It was 180.
Proof is what we were consuming. That's 90%.
Yep. Yeah, it's not approaching
Everclear. Yeah, it's basic those.
The heads and tails of a distillation are basically pure.
Well, the head is anyways, the the tails are the opposite.
So when the you mix them, you were actually able to read
distill those Put them back in no into a wart or aka the things
that make beer and just distill it again.
And when you distill it, the heating process and evaporation
Andre condensation of it will rework what what the chemical
makeup of the dang thing is, it's pretty pretty freaking
sweet. Yeah.
I don't know about beer. All I know is that in whiskey?
If you like if you don't cut it, right?
It, it can really fuck up the flavor profile of everything.
Oh yeah. Yeah, that's why most of
Whiskey's and Liquors stick around 40% alcohol or 80 proof.
Well, a lot of them can't have a whiskey higher than I can't go
into the barrel higher than 130 proof.
I think. And normally if it's that high,
then they're cutting it with something at the end.
Just from a additive standpoint. To make it taste drinkable.
Otherwise it just tastes like straight moonshine.
Um, I just saw the one thing that we're definitely going to
do for our Halloween get together.
It's um, people they made little Potion bottles and then like
they're just different drinks. Except this one was it wasn't
like delicious drinks. They just like mixed random shit
was kind of like more of like a potion roulette, but I'm
thinking that for our get together, we should definitely
do. Like I'm going to Like
painkillers that can be a healing potion.
Oh, you mean like actual like, a painkillers is the, the drink
drink? Yeah.
Yeah, not when you set it at first, my brain was like, you're
gonna crush up painkillers, and give it to us.
It doesn't sound like, I'm down for a good time.
Exactly, then do it. I think that was, I think that
was Jesse from this campaign sent that.
In one of our chats, I don't know which chat it was now too.
So I've seen the exact one that you're talking about.
Yeah, I enjoyed that that was good.
Well it looks like all that are here are here.
I don't know. Sarah, if you're still driving
it sounds like your Getting there.
So I'm walking I'm getting that. Okay, I'm getting home.
Okay, please don't please don't be driving to because that's
where I don't want to be too to start the thing off and I
wouldn't know not appreciate you calling in but you do not have
to be calling into while you're driving.
So I've I've yeah. I know of your past experiences.
I know of them. I've been listen.
I just can't do mechanics, so it's actually come.
I put my phone away while I drive because of that reason, I
will not it is not worth my life.
I choose the I further than I am.
All of that, with withstanding, I'll start a little bit of a
recap guys, kind of can probably fill in some gaps as we go to.
But you were Going to kill this faction inside of the Thieves
Guild and then you wanted to make friends with them after you
tried killing them and they seemed a little too hard to kill
if you will. And Then decided, fuck that.
We're on a mission to kill these bitches.
And Are killing them were or we're attempting to kill them
last. Your left off, I'll fill in a
little bit of a blank to that. I'm not seeing here in chat that
I remember distinctly for Castle isn't here.
Ash was bringing up the the idea of introducing the Minotaur into
the mix. And what I am going to fill in
from from that. Aspect of things is that After
is it Zola's or was it? You Warren trying to figure it
out. Here goes that, that kill I was
left. So you didn't kill this guard,
it was Solace. Yeah.
It's, who also isn't here. This round, killed the guard.
And these to Azure here, or as ER, that are the Flaming hair
dorbz, not figuratively. By any means.
They actually have Flames for hair.
We're talking to this Minotaur. Are at the time of the guards.
Death had noticed, said death and you hear a click down the
corridor of where the Minotaur was.
And he comes barreling out of his and enclosure to run past.
And through. Mimi barash, Ash and jump, and
spring on the other side, straight to the Mage.
So I I would say that in doing so to he kind of like opened his
arms and struck Ash Zola's and Flint in the manor.
And in landing on the other side, Griselda fell off the
bridge and into the stream of shit underneath just lost her
balance. And in Striking, flint, and Ash,
they just dropped unconscious for the rest of the fight and
griselda's kind of flailing around useless right now.
So, there is one other person that I feel like I am missing.
That needs to be incapacitated. Nope.
Like where's gab? She knocking on, who's that?
I don't know is, I don't know, I don't know.
Characters compared to their Actual person Zola's was the
other one that's unconscious Zola's, Ash, Flint our
unconscious. They had been Struck and
stunned, and so was Griselda, who would been startled and the
ship bridge? I couldn't figure out another
way to make them basically incapacitated for there for the
remainder of the fight. and the Minotaur in landing, on the
other side, kind of pushed and slammed into the Mage that you
guys had been fighting pushed him against the wall, but there
was a haze That appeared around the, the mage.
Of this translucent bubble. Almost when striking against the
wall. After being pushed against it,
by the Minotaur. Could not be crushed past that
point basically. So that they, you're presuming,
it was some sort of magical Shield barrier that could not be
penetrated. So I figure out mimei or Mommy
correction and Bosh. Could you roll deck saves to see
if you are in the midst of being run over by this Minotaur?
Yeah, we're gonna fuck this Minotaur up.
You don't remove her. Don't run me over and get away
with it. 21 Baja. Let's see, don't like this.
So mommy, you got brushed up against the wall as the Minotaur
ran past. Like he barreled past you and
you weren't you weren't looking at them as far as you could
tell. So you, when you, when they had
run past, he ran straight into your back and kind of just
straight for armed you out of the way.
Even though your size, he's even twice your size and girth and
just roll a D6. Six hours for as he brushed
past. You don't know why.
I would say we roll it. You you just action.
You took a to damage from when it ran past you and pushed you
off to the side out of the way Baja rush.
You heard mom amazed you look behind you?
Oh fuck, which way do you jump Towards Flint.
Yes, if that's like I'm going to jump that way.
Let's just handle it. Well, his that horn I said,
Flint has the other one used to be incapacitated I'm yeah, I'm
trying to put a visual display, Iran there for maybe that.
Got out of work. and yeah, so just brazing lease truck and
they were basically Just stunned.
From the Minotaur as it ran past.
Just off to the side there. Crap away.
So go ahead and move your character off towards Flint.
You kind of push Platt, past Flint, I would say then Bosh and
in doing so. Situate him just in, perfect
squareness to be. Struck on the side of the head
as he'd run past stunning him as well as Ash and Ash fell back
onto Zola's almost making them stand back and falling into the
river to of shit that are that's below them.
Yeah. I can't wait for them to wake up
in the pond except through a pipe.
The they might you might go, you might be able to finish this
fight off tonight. We'll see.
So skipping Ash, I was trying to build up enough here for Mario
who I know is next. I don't know if you're loaded in
or not. You did it.
No, I'm not. I'm trying to describe you to
the situation and tell you. Let me tell me what you want to
do or house. All right.
So you were just attacked by this Goblin.
Just previously, you know, into your side after you would crush.
Just one of their companions skulls with your hammer.
And are pretty near to being unconscious again.
You can tell your your blood losses perfuse.
Okay, you seen the Healer, your healer across the way, just
dodged the attack of the Minotaur, as it ran through your
friends out towards the mage. Who I'm presuming?
You're looking at because of your current circumstance.
And yeah. I'm trying to look up what your
character has. Otherwise to assist, I don't
know if there's anything that you want to know that you're
while you're waiting weighing options.
I'm waiting on standing in front of two goblins currently.
Like, okay, so the show, my friends just got thrown into the
poop River and the Minotaur is Close.
Right, clothes dish, he is rude to goblins and a human.
But he is only ten feet maybe away from you.
Okay, so Am I cross the river you away from all of your
friends on the other side of the river?
Because you would gone into the restroom to convene with?
That's right. I'm on the not good side, okay?
And one of the other Goblin that had not attacked you seems to be
worse off than the the goblin that had attacked.
You. It had been the one that you
guys had tried to slit. It's throat that had been
sitting on the chair originally. So I think what nibble would try
to do is like I'm going to try to end these fuckers, the best
of my ability, welcome up. Yeah, and then you know, if I
have an extra hand I might help these people Basically you.
God we just got told that we needed as fuck.
Shit up. So this is Mario.
Fucking shut up. I'm almost there guys.
Zoom in. So the one with posters to me,
I'm just gonna, what am I a monk you are.
This is my terrible distraction conversation and some pulling
out my character sheet. So you I was just going through
some of your stuff here. You know, you have your unarmed
strike, you have your Flurry of Blows.
You can spend one key point to disengage or Dash action as a
bonus action on your turn as well.
It's good to know. What is good to know?
Under dark mode available. Thank you.
Okay. All right.
So she's been a believe. She has a Warhammer.
Yep. And she's gonna to handedly
strike this guy. We'll play a game that send.
No, it did not. Wait, give me one hot moment.
Mike, was that? You like that?
You have a recording, your Foods on your desk.
Sucking. Craig beating getting of kick
Craig's. Recording your phones on your
desk. Okay so I don't know.
Nothing I'm on Deedee Deedee, it's okay.
All right, so it's 15 to hit. I think Let Me Wait.
I'm still bringing up that character because I was looking
at your character, my bad. Yep.
That just hits and it is nine damage.
Nine pints of bludgeoning damage.
Spend. That's what that did.
So on just barely. Oh is that me?
Oh my God, that's me. Yeah, your health is pretty
though. so then, I guess you gonna go, I did that and she was
like and then he was still alive after that and she kind of like
shit herself a little bit. So she's gonna run.
Spend spend a key point to run back in that back room to see if
there's any type of healing doof.
Yes, three key points. Don't you?
Yeah looks like yeah. I was just asking I wasn't sure
if I don't know, I don't know. Yeah.
Hope to God that there's no one in here.
Yes, I'm going to disengage and I guess.
I don't know how much I can do on my turn.
Like, can I look through this, some of the stuff to see if
there's any like anything that could help me with like healing?
What stuff? Oh, you mean the stuff in the
room. You're just so you just run
straight into the room and you're kind of looking around
like hurriedly, I would presume so you Immediately notice about
where the major had been standing, it seems he'd been in
mixing some like elixirs that you're unfamiliar with on top of
his stand. Here is immediately what you
notice when looking for such okay.
Hmm. Do I can I roll to know what
these elixirs are. You can or should I just start
shooting them back? But also your action would be
gun, which I don't think your key points left would are like
added actions. They let you attack and do stuff
other like that but not like drink a potion, which is an
action normally. So or pick it up, even.
But you can, you can roll a medicine or perception or in
inside. It depends upon what you're
trying to look. at in regards to then which, I mean, I understand
what you're trying to get it but I would probably say your
Insight would be your best bet. Yeah, that's exactly what I was
thinking, too. Because, you know, it's not as
hard not to. It wasn't good.
It's a 3. So you're like, well, I mean
half, they are liquid, any meaning funny?
Well, they're they're they're their potions.
He probably probably wasn't mixing them to kill someone, if
he was it. I only need one of them.
I would he need four of them to kill someone?
This is a good thought process. Okay, thanks, thanks Josh.
All right onto the next that's all I got.
The one that has the contract. We have no contact with right
now. Oh, no.
But Myra is the one no Griselda. Made this contract, I think,
actually, but no contact. Like we're not, we're very
separated. No ma'am.
Look at the baby girl back yesterday.
Yeah, I like if I knew what fully this type of campaign
would be probably would have picked a different type of
character because having only one Keeler is super rough.
You guys have to technically, to some degree.
I can kind of feel myself, but yeah, exactly heal himself.
No, I meant there's Griselda. Who casts, a lot of magic and
does have some healing and there's Baja shoes, just heavy
healing but I meant eyelet, I can kind of take care of myself
in situations like this kind of So it's the majors turn and
basically he kind of mumbles under his breath and starts
waving his hands in front of himself as he's bounced back off
of this wall quickly and Mist forms around him.
And he disappears to the eye. Oops.
So no one else. No one can see him behind this
missed cloud. That he's created.
It's really hard to select him on top of the Minotaur, gonna
move the Minotaur out of the way for a second.
There we go. And then it would be bajaj's
turn. With the minotaur's is the
Minotaur still reading? He was when you guys had seen
him in his enclosure, but he dropped the book and as he had
done. So in X kind of just appeared in
his hands, but okay. I'm guiding Bolt.
I put them in check. Are you making Rings Botox?
The sits. 92 hit. What do you what do you, what do
you cast and guiding bolt? But I have to make it ranged
attack for it to take effect, but would you aiming for the
Minotaur? Oh, the minute, I'm okay.
That does not hate. Then I will end my turn.
Okay, going to describe it. Now, you can figure out what my
dog is doing. What are you doing?
so, Basically, you would diamant serve me in this help me and
there was a bit of a fizzle in the air and nothing.
Would you like to move or? You say Zelda.
Yeah I think I knew that we both had animals the same name.
Oh yeah. Dad's been gone for like a whole
day and I've been at work since like 9:00 this morning.
So she's been home all alone and she's freaking out that
someone's actually here. Mmm, Because when I got home, I
had my stove is on the fridge. So I got home, try to make some
food. It didn't want to work.
So I ran out to go get food. So I had.
So I was here, then I had to leave again and now she's just
like oh my God you were gone for so long.
Glued to my side right now. Did you want to move in here
though? No, I'm okay.
You are actually yeah I'm gonna go That's fine, too.
Thirty. Yep.
All right. Yeah, where I move so well,
that's that's Okay, so you're moving towards that area.
What some Chill dawg. Flint is kind of looking around
all confused. Then would be the Mind.
Mister, what are you doing over there?
What am I going to do? So is this just like a plank of
wood across that? Or is it like elevated up a
little bit? Like could I possibly hide over
here? No it is just purely some planks
of wood tied together. Okay.
Laying flat across the gap. Okay.
So the Mage is, is he completely gone?
I can we just see I missed just a cloud mess right now.
There's just a cloud of mist where the Mage was so you can
visibly, see him. Oh, always can see as a cloud of
mist. Correct.
So he could or could not be in mist However, you interpret,
yes. I'm actually going to.
A peak in the store. Opening the door is an action.
Oh, and you look in the room and you see what?
Oh, can I sneak in?
Sneaking through the door, you know?
One is there. So you leaving the door, open,
doesn't really hurt you because everyone seen you go into the
door, but no one is really, there is no one inside of the
room. I was hoping everyone will be
distracted by the Minotaur for the most part.
I mean, Perception roles can be, can be had to see whether or not
you went in there, but everyone's attention was on the
group that was across the river before.
Mario came screaming out and exploded someone's head and then
the Minotaur keep screaming across.
So, they could be distracted necessarily if you, if you're
rolling, some Stills rolls. But I would say, for the most
part, you're inside of a room now, and no one.
I don't know what's going on from there, but I see where
you're trying to go with it. So keep going with it.
Yeah. So, what do I see here?
You see a rack that's holding weapons of a sorts various ones
behind Spears, some axes, a mace, couple long swords, a
short sword and a shield. So I'm assuming picking up any
of those weapons would be an action, correct?
Okay, so I'm basically just going to like stand in front of
this, like I'm about to pick up. And I'm going to I'm going to
I'm definitely picking up the shield.
Can I only pick up one thing each turn?
Or can I pick up like a shield and a couple hand axes on a
turn? If you're picking them up at the
end in the same action, I wouldn't say anything because
it's pretty much the same action.
But it's, yeah, I figure I just like go down and like, grab two
axes with one hand and grab the shield with the other.
Yeah. So yeah, I'm just going to stand
in front here and wait. Alrighty.
Three. Oh, there you are.
The human that Muriel's had not vast, its brains in that is
holding a bow. Ready's, it's bow again and aims
at towards Baja who's ventured closer and just in his haste,
pools back and fires. 19 to hit. All right, rolled that damaged
three piercing. so, I'm guessing that's all that to watch.
Can't see your health, the second, there it is.
That's what I thought. So it kind of Tings off of your
armor but you can feel the bruise forming just right where
it hit under you under the armor that you're wearing and he
stares at you as you slowly loads, another arrow and then
it's saucers turn who is griselda's Griselda's familiar
flies over and tries to help them master, and then it's
mommy's turn. Yeah, I'm really upset up on the
side of the shit creek. Um, wow.
Fuck Yes, I can move 30. Diagonal counts, right?
Yes. And you can jump across certain
things. I mean, what do you mean?
You can do whatever you want, d and e, can't jump.
That's huge, that's too bad. I wouldn't jump across that your
foot fall on my face, your 7-foot something.
And you wouldn't drop a jump across to 5-foot Gap.
All I have to roll Athletics. This is not gonna end well.
Yeah, well maybe it is. Okay, fine.
I'm going to jump over to that go going to jump across the
Athletics, when I roll Athletics to try to jump across the poop
Creek. All right, I'll take a running
running start. You stride across it as if it
were just a morning day stroll. Look at that.
Hello human. Can I like land on the human?
I'll come over. You can land on the human and
knocking him over wood. hmm, I guess I would have to roll his
Because you're going to bump into him as you as you walk onto
the space here, just being like the opposite of courteous just
being an asshole. I get over there and I'll go
check them out of the way. I've had I've done that, it's
pretty effective. Mainly mainly in areas where
it's super crowded and you're just walking, you know, and if
somebody's in your lane I mean, I don't know what you, what you
do you do other than just prove it because you're gonna keep
going your momentum's already. Carrying you.
I don't let's be a high issue. Could I never had that problem.
It can't be. I've learned how to weave Master
crowd Weaver, either Weaver, I stop and I wait for the other
person to, like, get the fuck out of the way you need to
season. That's all.
I'm telling you right now, maybe in Europe, it would be
different. I think it might sound like Go
ahead. Let's get this.
A sounds like going to Rome of peak season.
Doesn't sound like a good idea. I was gonna say being tall and
having a face that looks like I will murder you at any time.
Probably helped. I had like super irritated like
bitch face all the time in high school.
It also it does sort of help even in a crowd if you think
about it because like, even as a short person, you can kind of
see that tall person common like you're like oh no never mind.
Thank you so but I could still see how it would it would it
wouldn't work because sometimes you gotta keep your eyes on the
ground when you're walking in it Italy especially all other
European countries maybe even Spain because the the sidewalks
are just not not our only are they small but also their
cobblestones. So you're like watching to make
sure you don't turn your ankle But yeah, I showed we'll check
this one lady because of this exact reason.
And I was looking where I was stepping and not where I was
going and I was staying in my Lane, she was not, she was
talking on the phone and just looking around and came into my
lane. And I just, I couldn't stop.
So, she didn't fall down, made sure of that, but she was very
startled. I felt bad.
Anyhow it looks like this human as you came across me, May
seeing you get ready to jump and your Goliath form.
And tread across this Gap was like oh fuck and just took a
quick step. God darn minute are back.
And you land right in front of him.
You know, face-to-face like this.
So barely inches apart. Your faces are like Okay, and
you still Alive performed an action, right?
So I'm gonna rage bonus action, right?
okay, so I have to attack first so I'm gonna I suppose let you
guys know I have all that. So I guess I have to range at
the end because I can also frenzy and I can also I'm gonna
Reckless attack. I'm gonna everything I have
Third level for anyway, I send frenzy.
I see Reckless and I see rage. Yeah, friends.
He's gonna come into effect mixing.
Okay, so I should just attack him with the great Axe.
With Advantage, I'd say because of the situation.
Oh, that hits. No problem.
And shit. Six.
Yeah. Six.
And then because of of the rage, I get the bonus action so I can
wait. But this is also what Reckless
attack sound thrown aside. All concerned for defense to
talk with Fierce desperation and make my first attack on my turn
decided to act recklessly and I get Advantage.
Yeah. So do I have to roll again or
will something you get to internal strength attack again?
Sorry I missed that. I was so it's that first attack
I Advantage. Which I think it says real
straight. So it says gives you advantage
on melee weapon, attack holes using strength during this turn
So my first attack has Advantage, so I'm going to hit
anyway so I guess it doesn't matter. okay, and so because I'm
raging I get a bonus action so I'm gonna Tack again, with my
great ax. Okay.
Assuming that's how that works. That's Death.
Kill if you want to describe it, I'm not ready for this so you
can discourage. Oh, no.
Well, did you literally just kill the Minotaur?
No! Wasn't he supposed to help us?
I thought you were attacking that she was attacking.
The Mame was attacking this human in front of them.
Correct. Think about your next work.
I'm pretty sure this might be be MDM, has to pee brain, but I
could, I could be wrong. I thought you were attacking
this human. I was attacking the Minotaur.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, because he's living like good
idea. The big scary guy, right?
Are we not my yeah, my not supposed to be here, aren't I
supposed to be attacking the military?
Look at his giant ass health bar?
I thought I was on our side, he's had a Mage and made him
disappear. While you guys discussed that?
Do I not know. That action was there.
I'm a Pete know you guys do know that to some degree because Cuz
Ash was like, why don't we let the Minotaur free to help us.
And that's when someone had unlocked the door tete to the
Minotaur. Oh, I didn't know that I thought
he was coming out to like fuck with us.
No, no not miss. Okay.
So mommy mommy do that. Olivia did not Olivia thought
that the Minotaur was going to come out and try to ruin our
lives. So, the Minotaur is friendly and
not gonna try to destroy us and sure.
Yeah, attacking the human, not the Minotaur.
Well, we don't know if he's friendly, but we let him out.
So I didn't realize we let him out.
I thought, I thought he It's got better.
I don't know. Came out for some reason.
Okay, then I don't want to attack the Minotaur.
Yeah. I feel like why would he jump
across the river when he ran to run past all of us?
Who's going to attack us? But then he like accidentally
bolo so he's a minute, are you sure?
Yeah, I'm normal size to run into shit.
Going back to the shoulder checking instant I'm small and I
run into people. So Yeah, so we're talking the
human as well Thea consensus. Have you thought of a Death kill
in that time that you want to do to this human can write.
You can kill the human. So you jump across this Gap acts
ready and you don't swing down like you might have normally
because you're trying to catch your balance as you would on the
other side and you swing up catching him in the crotch and
just sliding him. Through the acts and you see the
horror on his face and the pain flash through.
I'm just all the way up until his face is split in half and he
slides into two on the against the wall.
Their acts off on on his clothes clean it sliding them through
the acts might be one of the most disgusting Frick more ever
heard. You're welcome.
On a good day. I was going to say, Just two
tiny, just a tiny curled up little dog.
Oh, and a giant. We got the you doing.
Being super comfortable, what of it Hooman?
You just have to know, they just have to know, it's okay.
All right. It's the human is hopefully
needed to die humans. Taking care of I have the quick
half off hats off moment, is we should all like, put little
videos of our animals in the podcast and be like the finer
animals here that we keep referencing to.
It is, it is Warren's turn but to that note, I did make an
Instagram recently like today recently and Demi is, and
besides the logo that Jesse created for us, is the only
posts on that Instagram. As of rum purple, I should run
Propel. I should follow your Instagram
and you should follow mine Josh because I don't have Instagram.
Bella does it is? It is nothing but Bella
pictures. You need to send us all.
And then Josh, you need to put your video of you being
completely Frozen but like your light still going off that I
sent you. Yeah I think that was a snap.
I think it was a just a picture that you had sent me at least
because I saved that picture. I considered putting that as my
background on Twitter honestly but Warren, what are you doing
over there? I'm going to take out my bow and
I'm going to shoot the agitated Goblin.
I imagine that's across the pond with it.
I can do that, right? Yeah.
Maybe I think his AC might be too high though, for a 10, to
hit ya. And that case, and I'm going to
run across the bridge. Okay.
And now then my turn towards Flint.
It looks like after the right side there, so you were You
ready your bow? You go to shoot aiming at the
agitated Goblin and it sails, right past him and through the
Mist. That used to be where the Mages,
you did not see it hit and you hear a distinct as it ricochets
off the wall and onto the floor and just lays there. - one Arrow
because I'm sure that shattered, when it hit the wall, all the
arrow, no, it's still whole The Azure that had as ER that had
not opened the containment runs forward.
And screams with a reckless abandon just, let's fuck him up.
Then it would be. Zola's who floats farther down
the shit Rivers just screaming like a fuck.
Oh shit. Then the one that the, the
goblin that had been attacking Sarah, Here Mario, it's hard to
look at your face and then say your character's name sometimes
in in the differ ENT differentiations of things.
Let's see here. He Is running off.
No, he would have to disengage, so turns around.
Towards Mommy. and, Oh, no field of data.
He says that no, I say that is lovely.
That would be much nicer than what he says.
He just turns around and just Brian, Brian, just turns around
Ryan and swings, the Scimitar, just and swings the dagger
stabbing towards you. And then swings the Scimitar
back around is like 25:24 and an 18.
Yeah, those are head. 65. And a 4.
So I 15. and then the smallest Goblin that is still kind of
like groggy after being hit upside the head multiple times
now and and Basically bludgeoned to death.
Just takes a step back. Oh God, these people are crazy
and The other Azure, the one aser that had actually opened,
the cage comes running around the side and says, yes, it does
have blood. The goblin that you would try to
attack Warren and acknowledge said things and starts taking
potshots at your friends. Why is everyone on the other
side? So good.
Why do I get a fucking pen? I'm agitated.
I don't blame you luck. Luck is as a Wily mistress
Solace. I got 217 on my test roll just
to make sure everything we're working. trying to load Zola's
is page now to make sure that they're they updated their armor
class, they had with a five and, Constitution.
Oh yeah. These are saving throws this
that go through. I still have Advocate across
actually crossbow saying yeah. God damn it.
Oh, right here they come. All that did not work.
Oh God. One more.
So Zola's being aimed at by the particular Goblin across the
way. Gets an arrow straight in the
shoulder. Almost looking like straight in
the heart. And goes limp.
In the Stream of poop. That's going to get infected.
Then it's not predicting sepsis. That's what I'm gonna say is.
I literally would one Yep. All my car.
Weapons in the river. Feel like I'm going to get you.
Now, these are going to die. Now, you're going to die later.
This isn't gonna be great one week after the whole party dies
of dysentery. And the Minotaur runs straight
through the Mist with no resistance, kind of looks
around. But then takes a swing at the
same Goblin that had shot Zyliss.
Great ax. Had hits.
Again, too many tabs. Nearly cleaving it into but
instead cleaving off one of its arms as it goes flying off to
the side. The goblin screams as it drops
the crossbow that it's holding and grabs for a smaller weapon,
that it's that it's holding there and then it's ashes turn.
Who is floating down the poop River kind of grabs up Zola's
Holding them. And then, it's Mario's turn yet
again. What art?
Thou doing Mario? After the entire combat of the
other side. I guess I found a perfect
picture for Mariel. I posted in chat who cross open
house. like, that's Except she's a monk so she doesn't have all
that shit on her. So imagine if she was just like
wearing some cloth So, I am.
Not muted. Okay, that's good.
While you're figuring that out. How do I find Della on
Instagram? I don't think that's a no type
Della, but no, it's big city little putt or little pup, big
city, elegant. All lowercase.
Yeah. Little pup.
Big city, Bella. If you can't find her, let me
know. Oh yeah.
That worked Little pup big city. Yeah, I'm Bella.
Oops. oh, Oh my God. Oh my God.
I'm assuming that's a rubella and not not what you're actually
going to do. Oh my, I'm sorry guys.
I'm done playing. They're so cute.
Okay, okay. I'm done.
Those are really cute.
I created account for Zelda and then I lost the password.
So I just stopped 10. This guy, she gosh, that took so
long. Mariel.
Mario has to make a decision. I roll.
Whether it's Martha take these potions because I'm like,
looking around. We're not doing good in the
moment. I step out that door I'm going
to die. so, she's like I mean I guess you got a really bad role
so she's going to look at the potion that, you know, seems the
kind of most done and is gonna take a little smell.
Does it do anything? And she smells it?
So she's popped the top and it's smelling below the cork in the
bottle. The first Essence that you get
is of effervescence and the tingling in your nose, but past
that it's almost a sweetness. Savoriness undertones kind of
reminds you of some of the health potions you've taken but
something more, maybe you're not you're not sure.
Any past life. I could swear that I had bun
water that I could drink from, but now I'm stuck here, finding
potions oil hoop water bottles up.
And so she goes and she she flings it back because right
now. She's not feeling good.
She's like We're going to, I'm going to either die out there.
I'm going to die with this potion. so, she drinks the
potion. Okay, you instantaneously as you
feel it, touch your tongue. Just this Elation sense and then
as it goes down past your gullet and into your stomach, this fool
filled sense, as if you would, you were, you hadn't eat the
past days in which you hadn't eaten and your God had you
thought you would left you as now completely say ciated,
you're no longer hungry and you are completely fooled and
health. Shit.
Really. Yeah so full help right now.
Hmm, she feels good. Maybe has like a small orgasm
because she's been on the brink of death for a while now.
And the puts takes all the bottles and puts them in any
pocket that she has. All right, that's your action.
Yep, that's my action. No.
And then, can I walk Yeah, there were three bottles besides the
one that you would say half drank because it is a decent
size bottle. Okay, so I wish there was like
this little thing on the top that I could just click you go.
Inventory, right? Let's go find it.
As you should be able to if it's if your if your inventory is in
astral, at least. It's just spacebar.
I think to open your character sheet, but if it's in the other
tab, not so much. With the Indie Beyond because
you have to go. You have to go under D and E
Beyond and tab through that jazz.
Okay. So I'm going to say note, I'm
just gonna put notes because that makes sense.
So we have three bottles, three and a half bottles of unnamed
elixir. Okay.
And When I turn around, do I see at the more?
You just and a cursory search of the room, you see, there is one
other bottle resembling, the ones that you would picked up
but it is empty on the nightstand over here as well as
another, presumably, empty bottle, but it is hard to see
through and does not have a cork in it on the nightstand over
there. And then there's a sword.
She does not need. So Mariel is going to turn
around after stashing and just 5, 10, 15, 20 25, I guess start
moving towards the door. Say alright, I'm Healed time
back in the battle. That would be better this time.
Sorry, I didn't catch those last couple words.
I think you're muted mom friend on my side at least I did that
on accident because of the dog. That's right.
Oh yeah. I'm going to cast.
Cure wounds on Mama. X, I need that.
Not a lot but something I guess I'm going to do.
Right there and end my turn. I'm assuming to that.
From our previous discussions. I think it's verbal and semantic
doesn't say in that little blurb.
There, it just tells us how much you would heal.
It is so you kind of verbal. Yeah.
Just the continual phrase that you've been uttering of that to
me. T, Amant be upon you or be with
you. Yeah.
Purple essence. And it's cross.
Me Mom a healing, some of the Flesh Wounds Yeah.
How much that was five. Okay. yeah, I'll order one kind
of sucks, but yeah. Actually, not at this time.
Something some health points to better than zero Health points.
This is true, this is very true. Flint is kind of just flailing
on the ground in front of you Warren.
Now, at this point, besides having looked around Confusedly
just falling down on the ground. Like he did somehow taken some
sort of concussive force to the head you might presume then it's
am tune. What you doing inside Joe room
over there? Well Myra so I am going to pick
up the shield and the hand axe. Okay, then I'm going to go back
outside. I'm going to have the shield up
as like a defensive Okay. And I'm guessing that was my
action. And so, I wouldn't be able to
throw the ax at the educated Goblin.
You were correct. Yeah, actually.
So I'm not going to pick it up and stand like just inside the
door. Okay.
Now, for this slew of turns, I think Mommy, you're in there a
little bit Warriors, do okay, not quite there yet.
So the Bandit that is in between the individual that is in
between Mame and Bosch the last human.
Kind of stands there like and then drops his bow.
With his hands up. No part of this.
This is not what I signed up for.
And then Sasha still falling Griselda down.
The pooper whose head is bobbing up and down out of the water
just past the second Footbridge, and then it's mommy's turn.
Woo. Okay, so, Ryan the goblin gonna
die. We're gonna, we're gonna inch
closer to Brian. It's so hard to tell which ones
which, but it's going. Okay.
My computer is freaking out. Well, it's because too many
things going on. Okay, I'm getting closer to
Brian. Faison Brian.
Pulling out. The great Axe.
I'm still raging. not that it just gives me a Advantage on
string tricks and saving throws and melee damage strength
weapons. Okay.
Anyway, gonna fuck him up with my grade X because you tried
real hard to fuck me up. Roll that again.
But the same exact thing. Yep.
All right, that one hits that's what they need because that
first one did not. Yeah.
So, How much damage does 11 slashing do.
Brian, the lower Health Plan was trying to pull up the sheet.
No that's Jim. Jim is the lower help one.
You're the freak is Brian. There's so much shit going down.
I'm Losing Myself Away just so I can read.
Alright, 11 does. How is 25 not a crit?
Oh, you rolled a 19. Damn.
So close to What happened? What?
What do you mean, what happened? You said, 25 and 19 and I was I
was doing some math because I was, I was looking at your 25.
I was like, how is that? Not a crit.
It's a 19, which is one away from a crit.
And I was like, It's pretty much there.
You get you get a brutal debt almost death.
I would say right now. So you he's still alive but he's
not, he's barely alive. If you want to describe it, Also
I you know, and and rage and anger, you know what
double-handed great acts and I swing and I hit him and his
neck. I had them in his neck and I go
like halfway through it. Stops halfway through.
So he's almost like nearly headless Nick, right?
So like he's barely hanging on, but, uh, but he could have heads
quite unhinged. So he's just standing there
paralyzed. He's dropped down onto the
floor, and is just his heads off, to log off to the side.
Like, oh fuck, it's finish me. Finish me, please.
No mercy. Cool.
Cool cool.
Then it's Warren's turn really that goblins masochist. so, I'm
guessing Brian, is the one that's right.
In front of mommy. Correct.
Jim is the one that's behind her on my screen.
Okay. Then Mama's genders unknown.
Hmm. Yeah.
What do I do? So if you're trying to aim
between Mama's leg, you're not sure if you're going to hit
something or not. So just know.
I'm going to throw in my bow. I miss wearing some pretty,
pretty tight. Pantaloons, yeah, George 20.
2530. I think that I can.
Is that right? I'm just going to pull out my my
swords and that will be my turn. Because I can't do anything.
Still really soft on my end. I don't know if it's just me or
not. I'm sorry I moved my microwave
because I was eating that. It's so much better.
Yeah, I'm I just moved across and pulled out my swords and I'm
going to end my turn. Oh okay.
You're close enough to hit gym if that's what you're worried
about. Where's Jim right here?
I'm close enough. Okay, then I'm going to double
swipe at him with my two long swords.
The first one does not hit but the second one does and that is
a Death kill if you want to describe it.
So I like backhand swing with the first one, which barely is
just out of my reach and with the second one I just I just
catch him in the back of the neck and his head just falls on
the floor. And just before it falls on the
floor as your blade sales through them, you get this
satisfying sense of ha as a as his body falls to the left and
his head falls to the right ending on the floor.
That's my turn. Then Right.
Sorry I said that's my turn. No, you I heard you.
Okay. Sewed.
Then we've got the Flaming hair dwarves on the other side of the
poop river that are standing there.
Holy fuck. They took that literally just
going to stand there like hands on their hips like scratching
their heads like and guess we don't have to do anything and
still slightly unconscious, but held by Ash, they both kind of
float down a little bit farther down the poop River.
Can I move the Minotaur out the way?
and, Oh yeah, Jim is still alive.
Are Brian Brian. No, join, are you?
Yep. Right Brian.
Looks over at the surrendering, human over off to the side there
and goes and just start swinging as hard as he can towards me met
with both of his Dagger and Scimitar again.
Okay. So I cuz I'm raging I have
advantage on. I've resistance to bludgeoning
piercing and slashing damage. Okay, so that means only like
half damage your only hit by one of these.
So you only took a joint 5 damage I would say so as he
comes angrily at you you do the do the like just hold on to his
forehead like stop it and swings at you and just gets you barely
with the dagger. On the front of your shin
drawing, a little bit of blood. And then the other As ER, across
the river here, turns to its companion.
And gives, yeah, they look to seem to have it.
Well underway there. Oh, look.
The point five actually works. That's hats off.
Movement Dino was using the same voices, a little awkward, but I
didn't expect that .5 to work. Anyways.
The it's it in, astral, it did not DD Beyond.
I just rounded up to three, huh? I was around on it down, but
that works and 0.5 you round up. But anyways, The as a request be
a second Azure across the waste is?
Yeah, Constantine. I didn't expect them to be so
gung-ho about it but more power to then it's the lat other
goblins turn that it does switch to its Scimitar after dropping
the bow and losing its arm. Just screams like screams
running towards the Minotaur and his apparent.
Rage and just hatred of the world.
And Oh, wow. He actually hits damn cuz he's
so agitated. It doesn't help.
I know from experience. Weird when I'm fighting myself,
not gonna not gonna lie. Like oh, I have to roll a
constitution saving throw. On this other character, he did
not make it. Yeah, I never understood how
people could play chess with themselves.
It is, I've done it, it's not pleasing.
I will say it's it's getting counterintuitive when you know
what the other players going to do at all times.
But the interesting thing is switching the board around on
yourself, right? So then you gain another
perspective of the other player, right?
So you don't get locked into what you're doing as your own
player, which is also counterintuitive.
Because you think they're just doing the same thing you're
doing. But really they're looking at
what you're doing and trying to counteract which is 0.
But other type of mind fuck. Anyways, moving on from that.
The video one goes down, too. And just screams as the blade
rears into him. And you can see the atrophy
starting from the strike of where the goblin had struck him
on the shin and the wound starts to expand past what the, the
goblin actually hit and it looks like it seemed it seeming to
expand. You're presuming some sort of
poison again like his Bolts from his light crossbow, Brazil, turn
out, even farther down the river Sasha's, like stop. the Minotaur
goes, whose and just takes a half step back and runs forward.
And the small Goblin just dashes right between his legs.
Then it's ashes turn and kind of grabs onto the side of the canal
with while still holding on to a slightly unconscious solace.
And then it's Maddie has done. Behind cat, but she went away.
She's going to keep going. 5:15. Julie.
Friends, really hard. see, who's Who.
Beer. My near 81.
Oren. Well, I mean, like, anyone we
need to kill know. I think, the only thing we need
left to kill is that one Goblin all the way on the left.
What about the answer? I think they're on our side.
I think they're the ones that set free the Minotaur.
Mmm. oh, are we still in battle then Josh?
Yes, like I said that Goblin on the left.
Can someone and Jim technically? Yeah, but Jim is kind of like
our stuff to finish him off though.
And Darius is surrendering because he chooses life.
We're just commendable. Okay, so you're soft Again by
the way. George Sorry, it's alright.
Just wanted to let you know. It's amazing.
How much moving them I can do. Because I'm moving it like an
inch and a half at maximum. Alrighty, so I guess Mario's
going to step out and assess the situation.
Josh, can you ping? Where the The guy is, oh, is it
here? Okay, so Mary is going to step
out. And okay, so who then, who is
this? Strong.
Mommy mommy is right behind. Okay you can mainly see.
Mommy, just passed Warren, who is standing over.
Brian. That's Brian.
Okay. So then Mario.
Is going to jump up on the chair and do a final swing.
Because she has her walk hammer. On her.
That's an 11 to hit. That does not hit damage.
That's one resilient chair. All right.
Well, She doesn't hit. Well, I guess she swings and
misses, I'll fill in it. I used to that.
What you do is you swing down jumping up on to the chair to
Hitch, Brian. And you're like one last hoorah
and the horn crushes on his health on their helmet.
Leaving them no more horns on their helmet. but, It the hammer
resounds and kind of think you can feel off to the side of the
helmet. Doesn't the force of your blow?
Doesn't quite hit on the top because the rounded shape does
its job and reflects your blow? Bajaj's turn if you're done with
yours. Yep.
It's based on the phone. hopefully, this one's better
than Tingling up your spine and the
purple Hues dance across your skin.
And Flint Hill. So pretty kind of stands up
guys. What happened here?
And be my return. You're muted.
If you're talking, Really.
But I'm working now. Yeah, that's great.
The shortcut didn't work. Itself.
What short on on disk or like I said, I'm going into the app.
I just like pulled. I just pulled the menu down from
the top of my phone and you can like mute and unmute from like a
little notification bar there. But that time it didn't work and
I actually had to like go into the Discord happen, do it.
Anyway, so I'm gonna come out of the store shield raised.
Can I see the goblin past the Minotaur between his legs?
Can I run past the Minotaur? maybe if you ask nicely, does he
speak English? I don't know.
So basically, I'm going to like, hold up my shield.
I'm going to have my hand X like down by my side, like not
raised, and I'm just going to like shuffle along the wall.
And just be like, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me,
excuse me. Pardon me.
And see if he like makes room for me and he does suck.
He steps like, okay. I'm like oh thank you, thank you
sir. And then as soon as I get past
some I take my hand as soon as I get like kind of like in line
with them, I guess. I like take the headaches up and
I throw it at the goblin dude guy.
Okay. oh, see. Do you not know that plus plus
something? Plus four straight up, anyways.
Right. Okay, and then hand axes are a
D6. so P6, I forget if you add add something to it, if you have
a Proficiency in it, So I do. So I'll just be the past here.
Yep, it would be 8. Eight.
Yeah. And then I guess, you know, as I
let the hand-axe go, I like put the shield up again.
That's what that dude, if you want to describe it.
I guess he's facing away from me.
So I just like, Chuck this hand-axe Autumn.
And it just like sticks into shoulder.
I'm just hungry. Still standing in the midst of
you. You all the last human there.
Presumably. I was just standing there with
his hands up and Baja Mario. And mommy.
You perceive this door that you guys had come through
previously. Passably open for a hot second
and then close. Like like ghosts.
There was nothing else that you'd seen.
But yes, for the most part, where the guy, the guy that the
magic guy that keeps disappearing which door was it?
The the door you guys had come through over here?
That one, it opens her quick. That one dude disappeared in the
Mist. Where do you go if him shoot and
Sasha With griselda's still floating down.
The river is like boosters mistress.
Grabs Griselda and throws her up.
Just barely on the side and then it's mommy's turn.
Ex we're still in combat. Because there are all to goblins
left. Can you can you tell me which
goblins? There are because one's correct
directly in front of you, Brian. And then the other one it had
just been hit by if I'm IRA. Over here.
Okay I can like barely see. Abby Lee be maybe in our yeah,
yeah there's a lot going on. I was it something that we that
it's been talked about inside of some of the?
So interestingly I can turn off the like it might be useful to
in combat to turn off like the Names.
But the health bars I could also turn off but I enjoy having them
there so that you guys can describe it if you want and
otherwise I can describe it. Oh yeah.
But has been discussions in some of the forums to try and make it
like on top of the character icon during combat.
So like when I turn off the health bars, they're not there
normally during combat, then during combat, they're there,
then they would appear on top of Of your guys token instead of
the above and below which I do find annoying.
But because the the names are important, right?
All this information is necessary.
It's just very cluttered. They have to figure out how to
unclutter it. But exactly.
Okay. So I'm going to swing my great
acts. At whatever is closest to me and
you know, if that's more than one thing, that'd be wonderful
but if it's just one that's fine.
No, that's a death Gill. If you want to describe it, So
mama just, you know, they have a like a back swing, a tennis
swing and just lobs a head right off.
So as you catch, Brian after being slightly stunned from
Mario, his heads ringing, its hands are slightly up.
You just missed the tops of his fingers and sail across his
head. He stands there for a second,
And tries to turn his head towards you.
What? It's not connected anymore to
his body. So it just rolls backwards
towards Mario and the chair. I'll wait, there's still this
agitated dude over here, right? Yep.
So got to fuck him, too. Okay.
Cool beans. Warren.
So can I push my way past Darius?
You mean the gentleman giving up currently?
Yes. Yes, I mean you did.
There's nothing you can fit around, Bosch and Darius.
And me met, there's enough room for you to kind of excuse me,
pardon me. Okay, so 5 10, 15, 20 and I'm
going to take both swings at the agitated Copland The first one
does not hit the second one, just hits.
Okay, so it does 8 damage. Eight.
Yep. Does that much?
WoW. If you want to describe it.
Again, I kind of do that like door / thing, and I'm just out
of reach with the first one and the other one connect in like
against his like, chest. And when your second one
connects against his chest like fur and the armor seems to hold
the blue and he just goes seeming slightly winded from
your strike and it doesn't doesn't quite penetrate.
It's my last remaining movement. Not going to move back.
Grayling ahead, 10 left, man. That, that inch Really does a
difference. That you move your bike.
Yeah, she said, are you said I tried to get it in as good.
That's what she says. Whoa.
Oh, really been there. Done that.
You know, thing the Azure is across the road or just chatting
like well, I wonder when they're gonna finish this last guy off
here. And Warren.
Here is this just like stairs them down.
Griselda, coughs up some shit out of the shit water out of her
lungs. Sasha's like mistress, are you,
okay? And then the Minotaur looks
around like takes the axe. And swings it down towards this.
Last goblin. Also following me Mesut chops.
It straight in half. Through the helm and even taking
off of the floor, just with a drink. and the, the goblin just
On the two, sides on the floor, not even realizing it's dead at
first, you are out of combat. And Darius here is standing with
his hands. Still up like, hmm.
Muscle cut your whole head off. With my hammer.
You would call that works. He cuts his whole head off with
a hammer, so imagine how that works.
That's called excess blunt force trauma.
Yeah. We're that what you're trying to
do because if you would, they know, would say roll lately
there. No no no.
She said don't move my so don't move.
Okay. Oh move, I missed that part of
the Description there. Good and it just goes not
moving. What would you have of me?
Where is your boss? Let's what it words.
Say, where's your boss? Oh, he's I don't know.
You mean ferus ferus ferus is long gone, he's gone done fucked
off, don't know? More enriched spies that with a
hmm everyone watch your back. You might still have it
invisible fuck off dude somewhere.
As you guys are saying, invisible, fuck off the
Minotaur. Finishes off over here.
I was reading a good book, but I've seen you needed some of my
hat assistants and the, the axe, just back into a book and starts
reading again. We are glad to help if you ever
need my assistance again, let me know.
And he just Starts wandering off this direction.
The we call you. Do you have a name?
Oh. You can call me Idris. well,
that no one knows the me besides, Besides myself.
I've chosen it. Most call me minute.
Ah Hey, sir. That name sounds familiar.
I have a question out of care out of character.
Of course, is this guy still alive?
Which guy do clicking. I think it's agitated you still
is like health and itself more. He's been sliced in half by the
Minotaur, I just didn't know that's what I thought.
Okay, just wanted to verify There should be a everyone who's
dead clean. Sweep button.
There's throw them into the poop River.
Muriel starts looking through. The bodies for.
Doof. For stu stuff, stupor, suff,
sorry. I was gonna have some questions
Beyond stew which are you looking through is the question.
which one looks like they would have stuff on them, you know, if
I'm looking around I feel like I'd probably go for the human
but unless like, I mean, you've got the human.
That's right. Next to you, presumably that you
could be searching while somebody searching some other
stuff that you originally burst. Their skull that, you know, has
a full gear of stuff on as well. Yeah.
Right. Where we're going.
Warren moved. I was going to church gym
because I cut his head off. Is it Jim?
You said he on the trim. Remember which one was I think,
was it? Yeah.
Jim was the one you guys were attacking first so he still had
his shield, he had a scimitar and inside of the shield,
actually, you realize the dagger that he was holding wasn't just
a dagger. It was part of the shield
actually that he was able. Will to manipulate.
So the dagger and the shield were one and the attire he was
wearing are very small for your stature but he had some pretty
decent armor with a steel cap, a steel breastplate, That hung
down with some. Covering.
Kind of skirt over the top of his thighs.
But all of which are goblin sized obviously.
And If you want to look inside of his pockets, I guess of what
his under bridges and such were same with you.
Mario if you want to look beyond the are purchased under bridges
beyond the I'm trying to look at what freaking this guy was
holding here. He was holding a hammer with a
shield, but it was a the hammer was about the size of you and
the shield was a full tower shield and he He has on a
leather jerkin with leather pants and other boots.
All human-sized. so, Mario already has a Pretty badass for
Hammer. So she's not going to switch
that but she is going to take the shield, which is actually as
a monk that might be a disadvantage. it's still a melee
weapon technically break because Just she's learned that shit
just kind of pops up and having a shield would be really really
nice. Um from from a DND perspective,
it increases your armor class. Okay?
So she's going to take the shield and kind of Kick the body
aside bad beat. I don't know what DMD does for
full tower Shield. My mindset is that it was a plus
32 AC. If you're, if you're, if you're
holding it, you know. In front of you, okay?
Let me see what I can do. My arm causes garbage.
This would be nice. I don't know what you who else
is doing, what still got? A baccarat, Chemin Mommy and ver
Myra? Cody.
Something here man at my strings one.
I'm going to go pick up the hand axe.
Dash it on my belt. And I'm going to look at the
shield. Does it have like a strap or
something that I can like put it on my back?
The Shield. Yeah.
Which Shield? The show that I'm holding that I
picked up from the room. Oh, I was a little lost.
Their was thinking of the tower Shield that mayor Dale.
Just when you pulled the app out of the side of the goblin, you
look at the shield that you're wielding in your hand,
apparently. And you go.
Hmm. You could probably fit up to my
forearm and I could wield something else in my hand.
It's got a tightening. Strap here.
It's probably fit up to my shoulder, but not quite over my
head. Okay, what's it made out of?
Is it just a wooden Shield? it is a wooden shield with some
steel reinforcing, so, or metal, there's a As you would kind of
scene when you picked it up, a center, metal piece and then
banded with metal around the outside. which, While wielding
it your armor class would also be increased but increased but I
would say only by 2 because it only covers.
It's a smaller than just my other show.
Okay. He's going to contemplate this
for a second. Sure.
Yeah, I'm uh, I'm assuming all these things are too small for
Mommy. I mean, mama already has three
or sorry, great acts a hand, axe and a javelin, assuming all
these weapons or armor whatever's.
There is just not Not a barbarian sized her Goliath
sized. Now, you guys are debating and
looting over here, Ash and Zola's pull themselves out of
the poop River off to the side. It was good.
And what was that that you would said Warren?
I didn't catch it, honestly be forever Mallorca because you
were a quiet again. What?
I don't, I don't I don't remember saying anything.
I thought you would said you were looking at something that
somebody had. Or maybe talking to Darius who's
still currently standing. Well you guys are looting these
corpses. No but I will.
I'll asked areas. Where is all the shit?
That is important. You probably want to go back in
this room over here. There's those there's a
secondary room that we lock past, the normal storage room.
It's got to go. A good been a bunch of shit.
I think if you look in Jim's Pockets there.
He probably has the key for it. Am I allowed to go?
No, I'm going to look for that key and Jim's pockets.
Gave her the group. Now.
What are you doing? Daily basis?
Because I used to be a farmer. I milked cows.
And hunted on the occasion. The the the Incorporated me into
their group because I could actually shoot a bow and Warren
while you're searching through Jim's Pockets.
You obviously do find a key and your hand feels at least another
three gold in the pocket. That you that you think?
I also pulled that out. Okay.
It is three gold, you hold the key and the end the three pieces
of coins. And you look 3 Platinum.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
I'll fucking awesome. And the key.
Obviously I can't. No, you go first.
Oh, I was just going to say, I'm going to go back in that room
and switch out. My dieters for hand, axes.
Oh, so you're leaving the daggers there.
Okay. Cuz I can't carry all of that
side two swords to so. Okay and axes are better.
So you got you Yeah. I'm going to back in the storage
room. I don't know what's up with that
door for some reason. It's it's it doesn't even let me
use it. I don't, I don't understand.
I seen you try to use it. And I imagine this is the door
that they're talking about. Yep.
Yeah. Which also is an adorable.
So I'm going to unlock that door, I guess.
You stick the key in it and you turn it and you hear the time
they're just click. And you walk into a room full to
the ceiling. Of shelves of prime Weaponry, as
well as a steel, locked chest banded block, chest, and a city.
Little wooden chest that both you presume are also locked, you
know, you haven't tried them obviously, but there, and then
there are two large barrels marked with triple x's and too.
Sex of unidentified material. Those are just some of the
things you notice, right? As you walk in, you know.
It is this you don't see it now mate.
Don't worry, I want to, I'm gonna go walk over to this
chest. And do I have leaves?
What do I need to unlock it? Are you talking about three
thieves tools? Whether what you need to unlock.
I have these tools. How do you tell?
It's it's still be in. Europe are right?
It be in your inventory yet. Those thieves tools have lock
picks. Damn it.
Okay. I don't have these tools but I
do. I'm profession of them have a
crowbar. You can try that.
That would be a strength check. Okay.
I'm going to try to Crowbar that open.
Five know. So you stick the Crowbar in and
you start prying and as you as your prying, you feel doesn't
even have a little bit of gift. All of your muscles are
strained. And I search this room for a
lock pick. Visually as you glance around
there doesn't seem to be anything.
Resembling such but wait, you haven't.
You haven't looked inside of two sacks over here.
And these two barrels. So then I'm guessing they're
both locked with keys, right? The barrels and the sex.
I mean the the chest. There are key holes in them.
Yes. Can I try the key that I used on
the door? And I'm going to do that when
you insert it in there, it doesn't quite turn.
On the first one and the second one it feels as if it wants to
turn. But there's there's a Tumblr or
two that's not quite turn it over.
Shit. I guess I'm going to search
these two sacks. Unless someone else wants to do
something. I don't think anybody's else is
in the room with you that you took the key and just ran off to
the room. That's why everybody else's.
Well, I asked Darius everyone was right there.
True. Anyone in this is there did here
and know what it is going on to some degree.
I guess I searched this out. I tried to know and I wanted to
go and you were like, Livia, you don't?
You don't want me, doesn't see where he is right now.
Like fuck you. I want the things you went into
another room as of now, it looks like yeah, Mario, I didn't know
where he went. Okay?
So you didn't see where he went. That's fair then that's
completely Fair. Yeah, Canyon no no idea where he
went That's completely fair. In my opinion, I guess if you
guys, if you'd, if they didn't see it they didn't see it.
So I'm just trying to do something here.
Like there's only there's a sword over here in this room
with all these beds warn, you open the sack and immediately
see a, a stack of what seems to be lock picks.
Well, kids are yes. He says to himself.
Okay, so I grab a lock picks. How many is a stack?
The the the sack is full up to your waist so you can only
imagine maybe 100. Holy shit.
Okay, I take like 10 for now because I don't know how long I
fix working this game. I know how they work in Skyrim
and they do not last long. Yeah it's um something that
breaks Josh I feel like a lockpick, it's like yeah it's
very fragile so every time it fails it breaks.
So, I take one of the lock picks and I try to open that first
chest again. Roll a sleight of hand.
Okay, do I have profession? See proficiency with these
tools. If you have proficiency, add
that proficiency, it should do it automatically if you're
rolling from DND Beyond as well, as I would like to State.
It looks like from D&D be on the side of things, which we've
talked about before. If this is a skill that you
wish, to improve over time, you can add lock-picking as a skill,
and as you do it each time, it will improve.
So after this time, If you create the skill to improve, it
would be. a plus 1, in addition to your sleight of hand, it
would be a plus 1 into addition to my slide, a hand, after
you've, after you've tried it this first time, So you get an
initial plus one for trying it, the first time and then the the
next time it's probably a little less than that.
You know, it's okay. That's I don't know because I
took I took a level and Rogues and I have a plus seven in
slider hand and stealth, nice, 23, you're sitting there, you've
got your ear to the side of it here.
And you can you try the top of the lid, it just and you see a
shining Brilliance from inside. Of.
Platinum and gold just littered on the inside.
It looks like. Maybe some. gems of them unfit
Untold Nature's that, you're not sure of oh fuck.
This room is awesome. Like, like when you say, like I
see shining I'm is this like, trash just full to the brim.
Holy shit. Okay, I'm going.
I like compose myself and I walk over to the second chest and I
start lock picking that one. Okay, so if you run to keep
track of that skill, make sure that you add that that +1
modifier that you have now and so it'd be my sleight-of-hand
plus one now. Yeah.
So your your lock-picking skill which is what you can do.
I think Deb explained it last time how to Add a skill.
Oh yeah. You can you go to skills?
You can Custom skill and then add a skill and it would be a
plus 8 is what it is right now. And after you do it, this time,
it'd be a plus 8 and a half after you do this one, okay.
I'm just going to roast a lot of hand rough right now.
Since I'm I don't feel like creating that right now and can
we just add +1 to that? We're all 100%.
I just wanted to let you know for the future Okay, so that
would be 19. Yep.
So you go to this one you're like I got this snap.
And the tool that you're using, just breaks inside of the
locker. No.
Both of our time. So, you immediate media anger?
Well. Try to go in right behind the
last one that you did and just like Snap fuck.
And now you've got two pieces of the same lock-picking novels.
No. I tried to Crowbar that time.
Oh, my bad. Got you.
So you, you're like screw this and jam it in there and start
prying and the first two boards come off and that that pry, and
you can see just inside another pile, but it doesn't seem as
plentiful heavy. It seems silly.
Silver and gold. We're fucking rich.
Now, how are we gonna carry that unless we can take it back to Al
or Manny? I can communicate with everyone
with my toque. I think I said that right door,
no work for to could hat. So I just like Like tap it or
whatever it is to like call people.
I'm in the storage room. You guys need to get in here.
That's all I say. Oh my God.
We both want to see. Yo masturbating so better stop
with whatever you're doing. For a while he was doing that
Mariel is moved to come to the table.
And as seen this like there seems to be like a map.
Is there anything with anything telling when you're looking at
the map? There seems to be kind of the
same points as you're comparing to the other map that you're
that, you're in possession of within the party.
It but it seems to be basically the same nonsense.
You know, where it's you don't know where you're at, you don't
know. If this is this even makes any
sense but it does, it does have a little bit.
More cohesion in the line work, but that's about it.
And you see the pain just laying off to the table over here.
As if somebody was trying to copy the same map that you
already are in possession of oh, Okay.
So Mario's gonna kind of be like, say what she said, you
know, and be like okay we're on our way and she's going to go,
and she's going to grab the pen and she's going to start
carefully sketching on the map and she is going to sketch.
A very lovely drawn penis. Looks like a very large like
over top of their drawings and like where the roads got coming
out because that she lets that drawing be what it is.
You know what, it could be assumed to be and then walks
away. And suppose the bottle, this is
the bottle of wine, it is an empty bottle of some sort.
Of very fancy liquor as to what you can tell.
But am I just knock it on the ground?
You here, smash it as it shatters.
And then I follow Mariel out of the room.
In search of. The so-called storage room.
I feel like everyone would know where the storage room is since
that's where we like spawned in at Yes, but it will not open.
Vulcan Tiffany. Pretty please.
Is there still alive? Yes.
As I walk past and I'm like, hey, do you know where Warren
won? Wore it over here.
Where are you? Yeah.
But that door is glitched. The DM needs to like teleport
you through but he just oh, I jump or it.
Oh wow, I was weird. It was closed but then it wasn't
close. You did the same thing.
Okay. Are you in a mantra?
You're halfway in. I see you.
I can't see you. I'm stuck.
Yeah. God has abandoned us sensation
was strong in this one. That's what that's actually
what's happened to us for the last, you know, Thousand Years.
God had to pee for the Thousand. That's what happened last year.
He just left a pee and never came back. so, as they walk into
that room, I'm just like on my knees and I just like, Like run
my hands through like the chest and just come up with all this
shit and I'm like we're rich. Well, I mean these looks amazing
and I am deeply excited. Except there's the part of me
can't help myself thinking. How the hell are we going to
transfer this? Because fuck, we just killed
everyone at lives here. They're just make this base.
He's no problem. Okay?
You're called snow Mommy and Baba Crush.
I just want to ask what you guys are doing out here.
Slowly been trying to find the storage area, okay?
You would see the rest of the group kind of enter the same
area you'd been before. And Follow the rest of then,
Mommy. I know you're out.
In about last I seen there. asking only for perception
reasons because Some other things that are happening out
here. But otherwise, what's happening
in that storage room. It's a more G Scrooge.
McDuck we're swimming in the Gulf.
This is the room we spawn into or teleport interpreted.
Yeah where the fights begin. I need to get rid of that one.
Lock pick four. Yeah, wherever the lockpicks I
did, there was a lot of them in that bag over there.
It's back, whatever. In the corner.
I haven't checked in the barrels yet.
I was too fixated. It's fixated.
You were suffocating no transfixed.
What did I say fixated? Let's fix.
I'm trans effect, whatever. I'm just, I'm just like my
mouth. Don't move.
When you're not the only one. Welcome to the party.
That's like how terrible would it be if we all were dyslexic,
D&D player's, I can brilliant. Honestly, everybody would listen
and be like Wait, are we playing what?
And er we are playing D&D, huh? Because it's capitalized cast,
the light cap, capitalized Capital uses us to move money.
It's called PNP. So indeed yep how many how many
you going to go over and pick up some lockpicks to?
What's some lockpicks? Like a handful?
Yes, it's 5:00. I guess that depends on the hand
25 I would. Yeah.
See that's probably about a handful.
Let's see. Ya bout.
I don't know. Probably more like Okay.
Are we talking about like the big lock picks?
Like for my Skyrim? Because like I don't like Skyrim
lockpicks like a handful. like now, modern-day like Pixar, like
Like tiny. But key ways are tiny now, yeah.
So there, that's why I'm saying like splitting the difference.
It's probably like 15 lockpicks. You've broken one, the original
war and I think five that you'd picked up but Okay.
Mirror oh. I like, I guess I walked over
here. Put put up some lock picks and
then I'm going to walk back over here.
Are the barrels locked? Or are they just like have a
little on them? They're sealed.
So they've got, I'm gonna take my Axe and just like smash it
into the top of the barrel. Like Gil.
What's that? I might hold me.
Check. Yeah.
Well, I have these tools, so okay, then on this hat make me
proficient in lock picking I would some profession and food
stalls. So yeah.
I mean that gives you the added bonus of the Proficiency in
lock-picking. Yeah.
Like when if you were to create yeah but the barrels aren't
locked but they're sealed. So I'm just going to like smash
it open with my headaches. Okay.
Rory will then like the top of it.
Like I'm gonna try to like punch a hole in the top of the barrel.
Well, I have an ability that will help with any of these
skill checks. I have a cantrip called
guidance. You touch one willing creature
once before the spell ends, the target can roll an additional D4
and add the number role to an ability.
Check if it's Choice. It can roll the die before.
After making the ability check, I'm pretty sure I open both the
lock containers with or without lock painting.
I don't think it has anything to do with the lock picking which
is what Baja. She's saying, it has purely to
do with whatever skill check you want to roll.
Well I was just like I was just telling him that I unlocked the
things. So, like you could help her like
smash, open a barrel. Yeah.
Baca is is offering for Myra. His assistance.
His assistants as I was happening, I'm going to start
counting the gold in the platinum in the thing is if you
guys, I'm gonna count my goal. All right.
Listen, I will help the Myra, by casting guidance on her.
So she's making like to open the picklock decided to hand, you
can roll that D4 and add to it. If okay, so what are you got?
What you want me to roll to try to smash this top open just role
as if you were trying to strike an opponent with the hand axe.
Okay. 6 plus 4 10. Okay, so you strike the top of
this and cave in the center to most boards that are sealing it
in. And you look inside and you see
a black powdery substance just plat pass the splinters as you
pull the axe out, Also, I like put my hand in there and like
run it through my fingers to see what it feels like.
It feels as if it were sand, but it's slightly stickier To what
you were would expect to send only because you would just been
through combat and you are a little sweaty.
But yeah, not. Also because of the sweat
because sand wouldn't stick to sweat, or if you're slightly
thinking, you know, it's it's got some adhesion to it, you
know. Yeah.
Have I ever seen this before? You kind of are what I have ever
seen it, since falling through your hands.
You kind of lift the hinge, your hand back up and you catch a
whiffed of the saltpeter of black.
Powder. Each gunpowder, boom.
So I cover my shoulder, I'm like, well that's gunpowder.
And then I go to the next barrel and shit.
You really want to smash? 21.
Your ex sales through the top of this straight through the center
yet again. and it buries deep into a liquid, you can feel
inside and as you pull the axe back out The wood seems to be
unaffected but the metal starts to melt away of the axe.
And you drop, presumably the axe back into the liquid.
I don't, I don't know. I'm assuming with the screen.
That's, that's it. That was my assumption.
I don't know what you do actually.
So as I pull the axe back up, I notice the metal disintegrating
basically. Mhm.
I just like, oh shit, I can't like I drop it.
And the wood falls back into the liquid with the metal
disintegrating, completely into this almost gelatinous, but not
quite Greenish blue liquid inside, but the wood floats on
top of it. I leaned in to smell it. in
initial smell you catch is light, but it's almost
phosphorus And Ferris, what happened?
I would I be able to deduce what this is based on seeing what it
did to the metal and smelling it.
Your initial thoughts are unaware, as to what it is, you
would have to roll. If you want to know anything
more, I would say a General perspective, / perception would
get you somewhere but also potentially a medicine.
Perception or medicine. I'm just looking here at is that
your perception? Is that the first one there?
Yeah. With a plus one.
So you'd have it to ya, your thoughts on.
It are very hazy, it doesn't seem at all familiar to anything
that you would know. You don't even have the
foggiest. I'm also going to roll that D4
with the guidance. What?
Never mind. I haven't got a clue with the
shooters. What you say to the party?
I'm guessing at Large. Yeah, I turn around and be like
well this shit just melted my axe but I have no idea what it
is. Anyone else want to take a look
wonderful when you touch the wood, when you turn around?
I was going to save a Maya to you notice another hand acts on
this, Rack. But it seems to be even slightly
better make maybe even change it to say that it catches my eye
and I'm going to walk over there.
What were you saying? Mario.
Mario goes basically pretty interesting.
It does not melt good but it knows everything else.
These could be wonderful. We should make little bombs from
this with anybody have little wood chest.
Or do not like, like, focusing on anything right now except
chest. Warren is begging in Platinum
and gold. What are you trying in born?
What are you Dragonborn? What are you worried?
You're what? No, I'm greedy.
No. I know.
That's what. What?
What are you born?
A human. You're human.
You definitely your mother seemed to fuck a dragon.
He turns back to me. We should find something to be
able to take this with us because it is very cool.
Josh. I want you to help me.
I'm here for you. I know what?
There's plenty of wood. but like, Every variable would have
the time. You crap something right from
like wood chunks from the chest. The chest.
I mean. I'm just kind of looking at what
I'm sure what's being shown on the map.
You notice over here. What seems to be?
A small. Barrel shape.
Banded with metal. Up on the top shelf, after the
room. And and there's also something
beside it. What is that?
That is a metal almost skull shape.
Hmm, he's cool. Okay, so she grabs, the what
looks like a barrel s bag type? And she picks it up?
Is there anything in it? Are you so you jump up because
it's probably about at the five-foot Mark, which is pretty
high for you. You stand on the chest, you grab
it and you're bringing it down. You hear a little bit of a
rattle inside, but You are not sure, quite you're looking at
it. It's got a large bulbous shape
on the top and a large bulbous shape on the bottom of metal.
Put your metal melted, right? So there's a rattling of so she
takes it a like turns it upside down.
Opens it and turns it upside down.
What do you do to open it? That is my question.
Okay. So what am I?
Is it like a cork esque or is it like a Twist top Sony's and
there's a bulb. The thing is Barrel esque only
in the wooden portions on top. There is a metal Bowl this
portion on the top and the bottom.
I'm not sure if you're grabbing it like this or if you're
grabbing it like this. Or end or if you're just trying
to like pry it open or if you're trying to like throw it on the
ground, I don't know. That's what I'm no.
No, no, no. Yeah, no.
I want to keep the Integrity of this thing as much as possible.
So what there's no sort of types of openings.
That you can tell. Nope, okay.
So I have an idea if their knife is, is there a knife beside me?
Beside not not not that. You can see.
There's one off over to here off to the side, over here, just
above Warren. okay, so I bring this barrel down and okay, I go,
anybody have knife that could cut metal I'm sorry, I was
checking on the dog. Where we at?
Are you saying it's really big Josh?
It's it's only the size of them. Small melon basketball.
Okay. I take the nearest. sharp object
and I go and I a hole in the metal.
So as you go to resituated under one arm to grab the thing yeah
you touch the top of it which is one of the bulbous portions but
I was waiting waiting for us a description and that bulb is
portion kind of opens up as if it were a flower on top situated
with an entrance towards the center, an opening, if you will.
Inside into a complete darkness. As your personal and reaching
for whatever your knife or such you reaching for okay.
So she said well there goes that thrust the knife and kind of
like heads back over to the liquid and I don't know if she
really wants to be dipping this thing in the but at the same
time, I guess that's a good trial.
But then the wood. Okay, so she is going to attempt
to judging like the liquid line. She's gonna put a hole in right
towards the top of the barrel, but not at the top, top of the
barrel. But right in between the liquid
line and then, once to tilt the barrel over ever, so slightly to
pour it into this smaller Barrel.
Well, dexterity check. Give me a second not holding my
Shields. So, It's not do that.
Oh, fuck me. That's a five.
No, doesn't want to help me. Do You See Me struggling?
Just gonna watch me struggle. That was the appropriate amount
of time to wait for that sort of thing.
So as you're pulling the barrel over to the side you know some
of the liquid just over the edge and it catches the metal banding
of the barrel and it starts to and spread across the floor of
the room melting as it goes. Any metal that it comes in
contact including the box that Warren is standing or laying.
And I guess the base of which has quite a lot of metal banding
in it holding the planks together and then eventually the
metal that is inside which Warren is laying on and
eventually the Box which was holding all of the goods inside
of such and it's fuck the high def it seven same thing.
What the fuck why you stopped me struggling?
I would have Sizzle back. This is on you.
The only thing left metal wise is on the shelves and the
weapons on this side. The two Sexes seem to have
melted with there. Connection with the liquid.
Oh my God. Can we like can we just like how
quick is this happening? Or can we like kind of grab some
handfuls While this is happening dexterity.
Okay, so while she spills this, I guess just Warren, you grab
about. Three platinum and for gold.
You stare at your hand? Does it 23?
Mario, you die for the same pile.
That Warren was laying on with your face.
Just barely above The liquid as it spreads and seeps into the
stone apparently doing it. No damage as well as the the
wood and you hold a pile in your arms.
You're not sure of how much of platinum and gold and it doesn't
affect us. Nope.
No effect. Oh, Well.
Okay, it wasn't as cool as I thought it was me.
So greatly wasn't as cool as you thought.
I thought was pretty cool. I thought it, I mean, it was
cool. Like, it could have been done
some cool stuff, but I thought we could just throw it at some
people and melt them or their armor.
Was I there you write gold or their what?
I got to get going. Alrighty, so I'll see you talk
to you guys next week. All right, so All that I'm going
to do. Before I leave is basically pick
up the special hand axe before Mary role.
Did all the spillage? Yeah, I mean you were heading
towards but yeah, so cool. All right.
I'll talk to you guys next week. All right, buddy.
I'm so sorry here. Mama was outside of this room
the whole time because it was very crowded, but they're
standing outside watching and and whore.
So, was Muriel able to like, snag any of the liquid like,
well, Spilled Out. Did she do any of that?
Like, gosh, it didn't like catch.
Catch, catch when you look back as you after you grabbed a pile
of the platinum and gold. The whole Barrel that you were
holding the metal on, it doesn't seem to be affected.
Oddly But you can see the same liquid filling to the brim of
what you of the container that you had placed.
Yes. Wait, so I got the liquid and
the money get most of the money. I wouldn't say the whole.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah. But we couldn't carry it anyway.
So Mario's happy with what she grabbed the right stuff.
Who just died. Warren leaves.
The room and takes out his crowbar and starts to beat the
Death that crate of flour that we found.
All right, the flower permeates the room.
Alrighty, so okay, I'm super excited.
Okay? So first off how much platinum
gold is Miriam holding so I can just read this to shit down.
So just roll a perception for me.
I'm, I was typing. I didn't know what else to say
to be honest with you. That's a 13. you notice an easy
25 pieces of platinum and Probably. 200 maybe 5, maybe
maybe three hundred pieces of gold.
There's a lot of numbers there Josh.
Yeah. 300 350 to you're not sure you're counting them fast, you
don't know. Oh, that makes my life harder.
Okay, so now I have to go put in You could count again or you
could ask for some assistance again.
I don't trust these people. I'm just going to put a note
that I need to count my shit again.
Notes. pile of What about the, what about the gems that were in
the crate? You grasped one of them wore in
in your handful. Can you remind me?
Also what you What I'd said you grasped.
I'm realizing. I'm entering all of this is
freaking Zola's. Now, you know what?
I was wondering about that. I was like, Wow.
Look, it's old. So I grabbed three places of
platinum in four pieces of gold and I guess I grabbed it.
Jim yep, and it was A. Goldish green, that you're
unsure of. Okay.
I'm just entering that in the chat so that I kind of remember,
but also, I would say worn from a standard point of order here.
If it goes into your inventory, it is yours.
I have no longer kept track of it from a GM.
DM, whatever you want to call it perspective.
No, clue. What's in your inventory.
If you tell me, you have a blue elephant, probably wouldn't
believe you but there's something that happened here and
you say, you have, you know, 15 pieces of gold.
Now, I probably tell you you. Okay.
That is your Decision to make yes yes yes my memory is longer
than you would think but it's it is limited as all humans are
Muriel worry about 500 playing 500 lightning, what latinum
Platinum, Jesus is accident. Is so rough.
We'll see. Yeah I don't I don't know about
that one. There you might.
Maybe let me get past me over a period of time to cause it's
like you know I got three Platinum.
Yeah I remember that one time, you got plead him, I got three
Platinum. Remember that one time you get
platinum 20 sessions ago, I have no idea but it's your thing to
keep track of Is what it's okay. Josh try I don't know about
that. I don't know about the rest of
us but I am. I miss truthful as one can
because my my memory is also pretty terrible.
So I write shit down and that is the way it is.
So is why I wrote down a note that says a pile of platinum and
gold need to be counted. So I will we will we will come
back to this because I can tell that this is you know 25 rounded
up and 300 gold rounded up or routed down.
Pretty beautiful numbers for frantic handful.
So yeah, I'd say. That's right, trying to be
generous considering this particular encounter lasted
almost three sessions. Coco, Coco Coco, plus whenever
other people come in. All right, cool.
And then we have a barrel of metal melting liquid for a brown
small Barrel, but yes, I small bed roll.
I came up with that on the spot. Honestly, I didn't think it was
gonna escalate to that, but that's the best.
That's why I love about Didi right?
Is like, so, Someone says something and they're going to
they're like oh it's going to be the same shit and your DMI.
It goes. Ha ha ha.
Yes, you watch feel like it's all like a quid and you're not
your smelted. That's what happened.
Oh, and then you have another character that curious is
fucking tries to go and then ends up.
No, playing a whole building. And then it makes a hole to the
top. How great would that have been?
If only I'd only made it metal melting in my mind.
So like you guys are in a stone chamber currently otherwise that
would have been awesome. Yeah.
From your perspectives, for sure.
I have some other mindsets of that but I'm surprised in
general, the direction, you guys took today.
So so, um, okay I'm gonna Cuckoo cuckoo, I love Community.
It's so good. Especially a but okay, sorry you
just totally just stretch it. So I'm gonna say is that a
ladder? That's I'm surprised, no one
else has asked about it. Honestly, it is louder, but it
doesn't go any to anywhere. There is a solid Stone ceiling
above you currently it just apparently doesn't go anywhere.
Hmm. Neither are, there is a great
hammer. A great pick.
A great mace. A great hammer Pig.
Mace sit great-niece there is But I possibly get the hammer in
the mace the great hammer and the great maze.
Yep, Mario's going to stop you there for a hot second.
If you even go reaching for this Hammer, she's gonna put her hand
aggressively on your handles. It easy there tiger.
Well, I am Muriel battle Emma for a reason.
Rock paper, scissors. Well, I feel that the hammer and
the mace. I feel that I could get
considering you have 25 Platinum pieces and two to three hundred
gold pieces. You don't know that as her hair
in the having this conversation you here, unbridled rage coming
from the room over be like, here's that over here.
Grab that money starts up again. Just how does the just from a
glance like how did these weapon look like they look better than
what we have? Well, first off, I believe
Mario, you have a hand. Hammer correct.
It's a battle Hammer, but it is a It is not a great hammer.
It, you would not require two hens for you to wield.
Yeah, that's correct. I can use one or two and I can
increase this one would require you to use to for the most part
because the the shaft of it is about your height.
He's getting hot thinking about grabbing it.
Well, then if the hammer is definitely a two-handed weapon,
that I definitely want the mace, which is also a two handed
weapon. Most of these weapons along.
This wall are two handed besides the hand axe, which if I might
had taken, there is a hand pick and a hand, mace, as well.
I definitely want the mace, okay.
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