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Allelopolis. Craig.
The Hand of Fate tosses.
The dice rolls, spins, turns. The campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that become stories.
Stories flow out into the infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the infinite sea, fading to myth until myths are
forgotten And the campaign that gave it birth comes again and
again. The hand of Fate tosses, the
dice rolls, spins, turns hitherto we'd left the run
rollers in the pink plush pig, the magical dance club in
sorceties enthralled with the experience room.
They began to experiment. While Queen Fiata's Guard
discussed with them the plan to face the Red Dragon, Shondar,
the Queen's Guard gave them a map of his island and pointed it
out on their own maps of Gargantum, after which they'd
summoned a few scenarios. The and the Rum Rollers quickly
discovered they are not prepared to battle a Red Dragon, even a
small 1. The Rawlsons attempted to
convince. The Queen's Guard, meanwhile, is
to throw in one of the Experience Room Crystals as a
reward for facing the Shondar Queen's Guard mentioned.
It may put them into debt even with the 1% profits if the deal
goes well, but would talk to Queen Vieta while discussing
what to do with the Experience Room Next.
The Rum Rollers greet a new companion, Zenora, that
Frederick, Meme, and the Rawlson's all introduced
themselves and their current quandary, to which they'd
proceed with the Last Call and closing the pink plush pig.
By summoning, interrogating and beating to death an illusion of
Loki for information of hell. He seemed to be mainly damaged
by Frederick using Alopolis table as a weapon with Sonora's
giant coin creating the final blow splitting him in half.
We make collects the enormous coin with their ring of
reasonable size. During the interrogation they
recorded a message on Flint's Torque to be heard by the Shadow
Seekers in Hell after the mutilation of Loki and during
the closing of the pink Plush Pig.
The in the morning early morning hours, as the sun was rising,
the Rum Rollers arranged with the Queen's Guard to borrow the
Crash pad of the Queen in the club.
After the door was locked, they all piled it into a doune where
upon Rawl crafted a step strap of strap for the table and
resized it with one of Meme's extra resizing rings.
The Rum Rollers discussed to have Jeffrey and the Magnificent
Rawl Grawl go out to try and find some newties of Queen Fida
for Shondar the Red Dragon while searching for Sir Ferris Telus
for advice on how to retrieve a doune from her bottle so as to
sail to Shondar's Island off the coast of Gargantium.
Jeffrey, Growl, Yarl and Yarl leave the Rum Rollers within a
Doune's bottle left locked safely in the crash pad after
their exciting and after their exciting all nighter at the pink
plush pig while the new companions and Nora relaxed with
a hermit crab on a dune's deck after during which while the
well rather while the rumble is arrested the Ralston brothers
had the day to to themselves to create a nudity of Queen Fida
with the experienced room and find.
Oh yeah, and I got in contact with Ferris who was to meet them
at the Cliffs in the market district and for a splashing
good time, let's find out what happens this time.
So you you're currently finding yourselves as it as it were on
the in in the crew quarters of a doune or on the deck in the case
of Zonora still with that hermit crab and Mimi, you're probably
waking up with a a good bit of a hangover and same as cat.
So hungover also to if Rawl or Grawl wanted to make their
entrances from that side of things, you could probably think
Matt would be OK with you guys taking the lead with one of
them, since Jeffrey the Magnificent does not speak.
Is that the one who keeps trying to think he can eat me and
they're just returning to a Dounay's decks currently?
Very much in a fit of craziness. We were running away from a
spray bottle, so I would say we would be crashing into the ship
as well. That's my vote.
Personally, I'll. Puffy, like you know, facts
arched and. Yeah, very, very puffy.
Very much on edge, very much running around and crashing into
the walls. And the first thing, first one
to see this and they've woken up with their head splitting
headache of some sort is cat while you guys come through the
portal. Because cat was.
Were you there, Cat? Or were you just kind of like up
against another wall somewhere? I was over here in this corner
and I just started walking around because I was like, ohh,
yeah, I can see the board now because I was just off to one
side looking at the blacks, at the blackness, not looking at
the board. Well, I think that would been
appropriate actually, where you'd had yourself even too,
because if you were just like waking up groggily and started
like walking out, you're going to want to roll me a deck save
against. Let's see what?
It's bad. It's bad.
Great way to start tonight. A.
I am hungover, so yeah, I was gonna say it's probably with
disadvantage anyways, but. I can roll with disadvantage.
Oh, don't be worse. That one was a 20.
A. Four and a 20.
Great, but it's a four. That's alright.
You got you got cats barreling through so as they come through
the other side, you can't make it out of the way in time.
But your eyes get really large as you see two fur balls,
Massive fur balls just sprinting through the portal and they they
both kind of like jump over you, but in their haste, not
realizing that the wall is directly behind you and run into
it. No.
In a in a Ohh, yeah. So do I get kicked and then do
they fall on me after running into the lawn?
No, you're perfectly fine. You're the they they they like,
sprung over you so that they're landed on top of each other,
kind of cartoon esque, into the wall and then into a pile on the
floor. I'm assuming Jeffrey would just
come in behind very, very like. Nonchalant.
Probably like. Hey guys, it's me going on.
Stripping over a chicken, it's fine.
Yeah, we were just talking about how we were running away from
the spray bottle. So they would have entered a
doune very, very hastily and run into a wall.
Perfect. And then they were discussing on
how Jeffrey would have entered. All, yeah, oddly.
Yeah, I think so. Jeffrey's like the most composed
of all of them, including my actual character.
So Raul would probably be waking up from his cat nap to then to
the sounds of his brethren running into the wall and
tripping over a chicken. I'm actually at the base of that
wall sleeping, 'cause that's where I ran into and immediately
went. And laid down.
So when they hit me I start up and then immediately start
grooming them because I'm just drowsy.
Ohh hello. I look around.
Hello everyone not quite everyone is there yet, thank you
at that noise too. Mimi would would would awaken
though. Mimi wakes up and and just like,
sighs your head back down just. Like working up the will to get
up out of bed and Sonora, you probably hear from the through
quarters on deck the thumping. Yeah, I yeah, I would have.
I I'm gonna come down and be like with the.
What happened? You hurriedly leave the.
The. Yeah, yeah, I would.
That would be very concerning. All right, you're in, you're
inside the recorder and you see the pile of cats that.
The pile of and a very confused looking chicken cat.
Chicken cat. I very groggily just like
stumble back in shock and immediately I'm going to go look
for water because I just need to drink.
I need hydration. I'm assuming you're muttering to
something like of that effect under your breath and a dounay
you you would hear in your mind very softly.
Ohh don't worry your help yourself dearity and pull up a
little bowl. You'd hear the see the
clattering of the deck and a bowl would come up from between
the boards and sit down next to you.
I would immediately just start chugging the water.
A douna what, AL? After emptying the bowl, I just
kind of, like flop on my side. I'm like, thank you, You're just
so wonderful. I think I'm gonna be sick.
I'm imagining a chicken probably can't hold their liquor.
Very well. I have no idea.
Yep, I've never gotten a chicken drunk.
What's the constitution of a chicken low?
Let's Google it. Partially because you're also a
wizard chicken, so your Constitution's definitely gonna
be low. Yeah.
Beefy barbarian chickens. The ones that attack you when
you turn your back on, you know. Right.
I hate those. Those Roosters, Those gosh darn
talks. That's their talk.
So I think you have pretty much control of the Rawlson's now,
but is letting that kind of play out too, because they are the
ones with the knowledge currently of their
accomplishment. Did we ever say which one was
the dates that we forged? It was the Queen because you
guys had made it on of of her. What?
What do you mean? Though?
I guess I should. Ask like, which of the Rawlsons
has the one forged? I see.
Is holding them.
Yeah. Jeffrey he's the most he he's
he's the most responsible of the of the four.
So he would produce them with a flourish and pass them out to
the group. And jump up and down very
excitedly while the other two hasten to both tell exactly what
happened, but in the wrong order on top, over top of each other.
And then we went back to the shop, and then we went out to
the street and we saw the the queen.
She was naked in the room and we we drew her and because we knew
you would like that and we brought it here for you.
I don't know if we've done anything since then.
In a few weeks. Yeah, I look, I looked it up.
It's been a couple months. OK, I don't remember the finer
details, but I know that we spray bottle.
We we we set out on a mini adventure to buy nudes of the
Queen when we instead realized that we have the magic.
The magic thing that we brought Loki here with the illusion
thing, So we just asked for an illusion of the naked queen and
then we did a whole art studio class.
That's wonderful you. Remember and then we.
More than I did. You curled up her lab.
Ohh yeah also what I think it's yarl or garel is, is.
Prominently photo, Yeah, in the photo, like laid across
tastefully over her lap to like a place very regal.
Like the, the royalty. Like paintings that have cats in
them. Absolutely that.
Yeah. Tight.
Yeah. If anyone was in the bar, I
believe and I don't know if. They got cleaned.
I knocked down all the bottles. Yeah, and we stacked a bunch of
stuff. Not yet.
Everybody's still on the boat during their hangovers.
And then I think we went and talked to the the warehouse guy
about getting a dude hanging out of the bottle and Yep, think we
got whatever we needed to do that or we're going to meet him
or something. We told him to meet us
somewhere. And that's what I say.
Just somewhere. I don't know where.
I don't know. And then we said we'd meet him
somewhere and he would free a dune.
So we should do that. I sit up and I'm like, we should
do that, but where is somewhere? That's where me May is gonna
jump up. Be like yes, we must.
I think we'll have to roll a history check to see if we can
remember, but I physically. As a person do not know.
I was gonna say that that sounds like a more like a real life
history check. You need to be.
Right. Unfortunately, I don't have
stats. Yeah, I'd, I'd made the, I'd
made the recap a little bit before you get here.
But basically you're gonna meet him at the list in the Market
District because you're going to.
Because it was kind of his idea, but then you guys like the idea
of making a splash with the ship off the cliffs.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
Well, that's right. We're gonna release her
majestically into the ocean end of the Bay.
Well. Let's do it.
We should probably go do. That.
It was great. Great fun was had.
I know you guys need breakfast. We don't cover so many things.
Can I do healing spells cure hangovers?
Are there a heel poison? Yeah, I was gonna say it would
be more of like an antidote kind of deal than a health potion
kind of deal, at least. OK, well I don't have any
healing spells, so I guess that's a bust.
Oh, but me may does, I think, if you want to.
Are you saying it's a it's a cure poison.
What do I? Sorry.
What what? What do I need?
Cure, poison and disease probably.
That would probably work and I'm I was just looking up ohh OK
this is a different. Protection from poison.
Spare the dying. Does that count?
Are we that hungover? I've got a hand of healing.
I think it's protection from poison level 2 abduration touch
creature. If it's poison and you
neutralize the poison, yeah, that would probably work.
Claret, Druid, Allet, and Ranger.
I also have Lesser Restoration. You touch a creature, yeah.
Either, yeah, it. Can end either one disease or
one condition affecting it. Nice.
It's hungover, yeah. This condition can be blinded.
Who's the one that's addicted to drugs?
Poisoned. Does it fix addiction?
Other campaign. Yeah, Damn.
The solution to your addiction is just one clerical way.
Right, that's probably a thing. And yeah, you're basically just
poisoned. Yeah, though that's the that's
the gist of what I was reading through some of the rules there,
so. It makes smoking meth so much
easier in D&D. Hell yeah.
Like you could just go on a Bender and then go to a cleric
and be like, hey, can you clean this up?
Also, you know cancer, which is kind of disease too great
accurate. Yes ohh man, no should I be?
Should I be a cleric and for my real life character and I could
sell cures to cancer in the real world?
Ohh yeah well I don't know. Is Is addiction a Curse?
Feels like it. Spellbricks.
It's owner's attunement to the object, so it can be removed or.
Yeah. You.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's making a lot of sense.
Addiction is a curse that makes way more sense than the the
like. The poisoned aspect of being
hangover is just the effect of the thing.
So like the you would be able to cure the side effects of of it,
but you would still be with yeah, with the addiction
basically. Yeah, I like that.
Remove. All right.
We need to start a side business.
We already did in this campaign, too.
Wait, are you guys actually going to be be good in the good
campaign? Holy shit.
To find good maybe. Before and or not Count my
chickens before they hatch. Never mind.
I may be the. Way of mercy, but you have no.
Clue. Yeah, yeah.
The world jumped to his feet. Be like let's go.
We're going to go free a Dooney, but we should probably figure
out how to get her little fish friends out first, because I
don't know what will happen. He may raises a finger and says
but first breakfast. But first breakfast but.
Like points to the roses and says yes.
But first breakfast, can we get waffles?
Let's do it, he. May just like.
Like walks over to A to a wall and just like very lovingly and
very gently. It just starts like petting the.
Does hey. Dooney.
Yes. We're gonna get you out, but we
need some fuel to do that. Is there any way that you could
make us some waffles? Ohh.
I've done pancakes before. Is it like that?
Yes, very similar. More eggs.
Oh, OK, more eggs. Craters, you say?
Little craters in the actual object, not flat atop little
craters to hold. Sauce.
Sauce, Yeah. You need like a waffle iron.
I mean, we're in a big giant city we could just go get.
Go get waffles from a restaurant.
That and a waffle iron for later.
Just a quick a do name with a waffle iron.
Well, I don't want you guys to go having to get spend too much
of your energy while you're in such a state and you see the
floorboards kind of like Shuffle Cats vomit to the to the side of
the floor. The floor and meme is like some.
Like seriously considering if pancakes are gonna be OK.
Like I feel like like meme is like maybe pancakes would be
fine. Like, like blueberry pancakes.
Like I'll try my hand at these waffles.
Let's see what I can do. See.
See what what shakes out, I guess.
You're the. Best.
That's great. Is this like you know part of
her flesh that she's making into waffles.
No no. And she she's she's talking into
your into your head to Rawson. So she's been talking in
everybody's head but everybody can tell that they can all hear
her in time because they're you guys are having the same
reactions all at the same time. But she goes on to say no, no
don't don't don't don't be worried about that.
I, I, I store goods from from the shipments we've I've had as
a as a normal ship on on here. Anything that's part of the ship
though is part of me. So I can manipulate things on
the ship and the ship itself. But as mime knows having become
captain, I can't really see outside of myself that's the
only thing or sense outside of my own vessel and that's when
some hermit crabs start marching in to like clean up the vomit.
But I did make some new friends that have been able to help with
some of that at least. But they still aren't very, very
smart. But I can get them to do other
little tasks that I can't really manage and.
You just gotta give me a couple more minutes here and there.
I can get you guys some waffles and.
You are the best. What kind of sauce can?
I get some some figure guns it was with inside the craters or
should they be served on the side or zero sauce No.
No, we need. Fruit sauce can be a fruit.
What's whipped cream? Yes, whipped cream.
We would like whipped cream. Many whipped creams.
OK, I think I'm hearing a couple things here.
I can I can get me may some fruit syrup.
I can get to get to 00 sauce for new friends and Ora here.
I'm not sure what that is. My head would elaborate on that,
but and whipped cream, I think I could definitely manage that
one. Yes, and the fruit syrups.
No big deal. This was I missing someone else
there. OK cat, did you want any sauce
on your? Fruit syrup works for me.
OK. Well, I'll see what we got in
the stores and I think we've, I think I've just finished up down
there and the floorboards open up.
One of them kind of comes up in a kind of a hand shape and sets
down a steaming pile of what looks like up like bowl cakes,
like cakes shaped in bowls. Cakes just shaped in bowls.
Hey, I bet it tastes wonderful. I'd eat it.
I'm gonna eat. It like a coffee mug cup.
It's it's butter or cake, Coffee.
But it that's gonna hold all the syrup?
Yeah. And and on the on the side, the
couple different syrups that are the the one syrup that was
requested, I guess. And the yeah, there's a bowl of
freshly whipped cream off to the side as well.
I hope this is this is what you were you were expecting.
We immediately start fighting over the whip cream, so everyone
else does whatever the else they're doing.
I go for one of the bowls and just start pecking at it without
any sauce at first. Did you ever Did you also use
that lesser restoration by the way, Mimi, just to clarify.
Ohh, did I need to you yourself? Yes.
Yourself and Cat were hungover and I was just gonna check that
too to see if excuse me, but. I didn't roll for it.
I can. It's a restoration if you're
wanting to do that. Yeah, I wish I could use it on
myself. I was just gonna check.
I didn't think you could, but thanks for confirming.
Sorry, you delete the second one.
Ohh, never mind. I don't have to no for it at.
All, Yeah. So it's an.
Yeah. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna see, I saw that that cat was having a very rough morning,
right? Puked.
I don't watch anything and I cry to clean it up.
I'm just gonna like walk over and kneel down, like put my hand
very gently on cat's back and be like here.
Feel better and you feel late. All your nauseousness and the
splitting pain behind your eyes wash away.
I sit up really straightly and I just look back at Mimi and I'm
just so grateful. Like all Thank you.
That that is doing wonders. Shoot cat something and your
first couple pecks of the cake bowl are that.
It is, it is got a lot more egginess to it.
So it's a it's not quite a waffle because it's not, you
know, crispy, but it it's on the edges, it's kind of crispy
because of the you're wondering how she would have made it
guessing so much between two bowls and or something.
It's a crater. Yeah, it's one.
Giant crater, all right. Can we make these in real life?
I'm very curious now. Or try.
Two muffin pants smooshed together.
Ooh, yeah, maybe. Let's make a bunch of little
ones or I might test this sometime in the future.
Is very delicious. Yeah, I'm gonna keep eating it
with a lot more vigor now because I don't feel like I'm
about to throw it up. Forgetting completely all about
the syrups. Ohh, what was that about zero
sauce? Do you do you mean like no sauce
or is that a particular sauce that I unfamiliar with?
No, everything that's provided here is fine.
Thank you. Of.
Course. Glad to have have friends along.
It's so nice. Everybody else, I'm assuming, is
channeling down to. Munch, Munch.
Oh yeah, yeah, we may like bows their head.
A little bit and like takes like a moment of silence you know
like reckons with with their headache stomach.
And I was like, this is amazing. I will enjoy this.
Wait, so that Lesser Restoration you cannot perform upon
yourself? It doesn't say that.
But you touch a I have to creature, and you can either
you're you're. A creature.
Yeah, like you can touch yourself.
Ohh, all right then. We're only there, huh?
This is how you restore yourself.
Yeah. They call it the lesser
restoration or the lower restoration.
I'd say it's a greater restoration.
That's a that's a DM call. I don't know that counts for me
or not. Cleric who can't hear heal
themselves? That would be unfortunate.
Right, yeah, is. That like typical clerics.
They normally can. I know some spells allow for it,
like they say, you know. You can cure wounds yourself.
You just put your hands on yourself and you cure your
wounds. Yep.
I figure if clear wounds works, then yeah, I'm not seeing
anything I'm not seeing. The restorations should work on
yourself. Yeah, I mean.
The creature you touch regains a number of hit points.
You are a creature you can touch?
Yeah, exactly. Unless for some reason, OK,
you're unable. To touch incorporeal, you should
be able to touch yourself. Well, or you don't?
Does that mean ghosts? Like, wait, did ghosts just put
their arms through themselves? Then what happens?
Well, they can go through other things.
I would assume that they would be able to, like, put their
hands to themselves. I guess that's how they become
like cats. Or anything that's kind of kind
of also like a piece of paper when you when when you push it
all the way through and you take it to to bend the front to the
back is which side is the kinds of Mobius strip at that point.
There you go. Paper has an identity crisis.
I'm just so glad you guys like my cooking.
I give her compliments with a mouthful.
I was going. To say a full yeah, like with a
full mouth. Like.
That just keep pegging away at the bowl in front of me.
And you guys said you're going to be able to Get Me Out today,
too. Yeah.
Yep. We.
Find the right person. Yes, we saw we.
I mean, we found him. He's just waiting for us after
breakfast. That sounds wonderful.
So wait, is it morning? It's.
Hard to tell in here. So isn't it always daytime in
here? Yeah, but I meant like you guys
were running back through the portal.
So what time was it on portal side?
Our adventure I thought was that night while everyone was
sleeping, so I imagine we got home sometime in the morning.
Well it was after an all nighter that at the at the club, so you
guys had were leaving more early in the morning.
So it was probably like maybe lunchtimeish, you know, like
half a day had gone by kind of deal.
OK, but we would. Be able to expect that who's his
face is probably waiting for. Yeah.
I relay this. Who's his face is waiting for
us. Yes, the guy Sir Ferris Telus
had. To turn down a first time call,
Sir Ferris Telus. So.
Sir Ferris Town, yes. Yeah, we should probably roll
bounce pretty soon. Well, it was lovely getting to
chat with you deities this morning.
I look forward to being out and about again.
It'll be. It's gonna be a good time.
Ohh yes, ohh yes, and the your your aquatic friends.
We've brought the hermit crabs and or their.
Yes, there's some fishies in. The other creatures that are
here with you. All right, so maybe should we
should we put the fish in a bowl and bring them on board the
ship? I'm not really sure what's gonna
happen to the rest of. The Have they become?
Yeah, part of like a Doune's consciousness.
So even if she does get dropped in the water, are they still
gonna be like part of her? Wait, can a doune incorporate
entities into her mindscape? I don't even know what that
would entail, but. Then I think maybe putting them
in a ball would be a safe bet. I can't.
Can't say you.
You could probably ask so far as tell us that.
Maybe he'd have some more insights on what would but how
he expects to Get Me Out of the bottle and you can go from
there. You're so reasonable.
Let's go. Let's do this.
We all scramble towards the door and get stuck trying to get out.
Let's. Take up all the space meanwhile
the portal we may as gonna little plate.
Literally pick up whatever dish the the food was on and like
lick it clean and then put it back and follow the cats.
Meanwhile, the plate, which it was, the portal, the door out of
the bottle, you know, as you know, it had spun down and was
just a plate on the floor while you guys were eating.
No, we probably need to use that to get out.
I'm gonna. Play.
Yeah, probably. Maybe.
Maybe it's gonna walk over and pick it up and spin it
performance, I think we've been saying.
Yeah. We all egger on.
Yes, yes, spin it. Spin it so fast despite the
distractions of or or I guess 3 because Jeffrey doesn't speak,
but three cats? Three, well, large cat creatures
getting the name right now. Why the brain?
No work, but they're taking you on and you're spinning it
without, with even with the distraction.
And do you want to tell me how you succeed in spinning it?
I like, toss it up in the air and kind of confident with this.
I'm like, grab it by the side and like kind of like I would
have Frisbee like pop it up vertically in the air.
Not too far, just like a couple. I'm getting a little cocky, but
not that cocky. So, like, I throw it up and
then, like, my eyes get big and I freak out a little bit.
But then it starts to like catch and do whatever it does so it's
opening. Very nice, very nice.
Grab everybody here. I'm just gonna gently caress one
of Adunez's floorboards and be like we're gonna get you out of
here soon and go to like run through the portal.
Please explain to me how a chicken caresses.
I would like to know. Yeah, I was thinking that too.
I was like, do I just reach down with my wing or do I use my
face? I don't.
I vote face. In my in my head.
Yeah, let's kind of just, like, rub my face on it.
Like we're going to get you out of here.
Don't worry. Then I stand up right and run
towards the portal. Seems seems to work in my mind
and everybody's barreling out. I guess it sounds like, or at
least in a solid straight line and land awkwardly forgetting
that there's a bed on the other side of the portal.
Shit can all roll. No kidding.
Acrobatics. Do you want us to?
Yeah, roll Acrobatics. I'm good at that.
I got a 21. 22O. Shit.
Guess it was good that? I asked.
I'm good at that thing. We all bounce.
I have a + 7 and I got a 12. We just bounce our way off.
Yep, everybody lands well and Cat, probably coming in last,
flutters in on whoever's coming off the portal.
Portals last and lands on their head, and Sonora slides in under
their legs, somehow stands up. Hell yeah.
I'm very small so it would work, I think as as small goes, I
think the Rawlsons are the biggest ones, you and I.
Yeah we have two happings. And two happlings.
Yeah, perfect. What a crew.
Hey, it's not all farm animals this time, True.
Which is happening a few different evenings.
Have we all been farm animals? A few different evenings?
What are we doing in this campaign?
It's an animal. Oh no, with an agent.
Of overthrow the government. That's.
The plan, so you guys pop out onto the bed, bouncing off of it
and landing on the plush carpet in the in off the waterbed is
what it actually is in there cuz Queen Theaters spare room in the
club. And you're standing, as you
know, in the club and you hear some loud cursing and other
things that are going about off in the distance.
In this club. Should we ignore it at the?
Club in the distance? Is it the middle of the if
you're cursing in in the club is what I'd said.
Ah ohh, yeah, no. We're gonna try to sneak out.
I'm gonna meet me and May. It's gonna be like, let's let's
out of sight, out of mind, guys, let's sneaky thanky.
I'm still viewing the inside of a dune right now.
Ohh my bad. I forgot the thing to That's
probably why you guys were just OK.
It makes a lot more sense now. There we are.
Move the bookmark now. I just figured it was taking a
while to load, so I was trying to be patient and not being
like, well come on, that's my bad.
There we are. We immediately scramble for the
door and get stuck. I'm just gonna just.
Gonna roll out just. I'm just gonna cling to buggers
head I landed on and hold on. We'll start tiptoeing in a very
comical fashion. We should probably stop letting
the Rolsons go first. You guys thought about?
That's a good way. I think that's a good thing.
Let them go first. So are you guys going first?
Or else ohh yeah, we're still going first, OK, we're just now
politely tiptoeing our way out. I'll roll a Stealth if we need
to. Yeah, go ahead.
11. Oh my God, that's a + 9 and
you've got an 11. Yup, do.
You need to. Roll stealth once you start
getting underway. But I was gonna check something.
Yeah, So you hear the cursing stop at you opening the door.
There was a small Creek, and you're like, we probably heard
that. But the cursing has stopped in
the distance and there's a sweeping noise, as if somebody's
pushing a broom. The janitor.
We like him. Yeah, two of them did run
circles around. Wait, no, We do like him.
I gave him gold, I think at the end.
Yeah. Oh my God, all the chairs
stacked in the middle. How did we You guys can all roll
me still if you're trying to get through but.
Yeah, I don't want to bother anybody.
Might as well attempt ohh you get to the of the hall.
My and extra self see a person standing standing there going
with their hands on their hips and their head tilted is a dark
Elf. That you have a vague
recollection of being the DJ for the place.
We immediately slam up against either side of the wall and just
pretend we're not there. You know I can see you, right?
We look, we all look at Jeffrey and he shakes his head.
No, he can't. It looks like just per the roles
Kat you were coming up next and you you're standing in between
the the Rawlsons looking back and forth between them before
you look out just around the corner enough to see the person
and and boke your head back around like they didn't see you
either I guess. I don't know tell me but you're
still did not succeed. They noticed you.
They noticed just the cats, right, though.
Oh, I was referring to cat. Cat.
Hold us. I'm gonna start referring to you
as your whole name. Hello.
I mean. It's just gonna like hiss behind
them like well. Don't be cute.
I can't be seen. I'm just not here.
Yeah. So, Nora, you already?
Three, you are very well well probably not quite in the back
it looks like because of the just the the way the roles went
there. But you are you're you're
standing far enough back that they haven't noticed you yet but
they have heard you talking. I would say probably me made.
They know that there's another person back here and they're
just start staring at you Rawlson's and tapping their
foot. And being hearing someone say go
be cute. They do a complete 180 and they
all swarm him and start poking at his clothing.
This is so nice. We're going outside to let out
their friend in the boat. Do you want to come?
She's a boat. She's very kind.
We made waffles. That sounds great, I think.
I don't know. But hold on there, little Missy.
She points at you. Me may.
I was trying to walk past them and goes.
I I just had one simple question.
Who's going to compensate me for all the bottles on my shelf?
Seems like I've been compensated for, but the bottles of alcohol
were quite. My bad.
Whoopsies. We tense, ready to spring in all
directions and flee. Just give us the nod.
Are you or is Pat or Mimi saying anything to that?
She's looking back and forth between the cats now and Mimi,
who's tried to walk past. Yeah, I'm going to walk past
because I'm a halfling and I'm nimbleness.
I'm not going to quite like leave the hallway or walk
through the door, but I'm definitely, Oh yeah, and she
doesn't really stop you. She just other than verbally
saying hold on a minute before she went on and explained
herself of why she's stopping you guys, which is the bottles
asking for compensation. She's just gonna.
Sit there and like rock, rock back on the like on their feet,
like from their toes to their heels, and like just kind of
like hold their hands behind their back and almost whistle.
Behind. Just be like, well, I don't know
about bottles, but this is making me.
You actually don't, so you can roll me a Persuasion, since it
wouldn't be a deception in that particular case, I guess.
Yeah, like, I don't know what's going on.
You look angry. I don't.
Don't be angry. Persuasion.
That's a perception. Oh shit.
Cool if I can, I know right it. Doesn't matter.
She just she just goes. I wouldn't be so in a huff if it
wasn't 10s of thousands of gold that was ruined to this day or
well, I guessed a few hours ago. Oops, much money.
The answer's not enough, but 10s of thousands indeed, that's
otherwise they wouldn't have made such a fuss about this.
And all because you know a bottle breaks here or there and
you know inventory is what it is when you're at a nightclub.
But an entire 4/4 shelves high? Like 330 feet long?
Wait, no 5/10/15. 30 foot long arrow.
Yeah, no, 30 foot long shelf with four of them high.
So I have a resized gold coin that we just acquired.
But if I like, take it out and put it on the floor so it gets
real big, sure. I mean, you can do that.
I'm not copying. And does anybody have any
attachment to the gold coin? The gold coin that was the one
that. I used to.
Murder Loki accidentally. I'll I'll just step off and be
like I just want to point out that's a a whisper in your ear.
That's it. That's a God.
Killing object. You could kill a God with that.
And I'll reference the what appears to be a kitchen table
strapped to my right fist. A miniature kitchen table.
A a miniature kitchen table. And it's like, fluctuating with
weird space-time, energy. Yeah, yeah.
It's hard to look at. You know, like bend over a
little bit and just just like look one of the rural sins,
whichever one just talked to me like straight in the eyes and be
like. 10s of thousands. Of and it's your fault.
Me. And yes, technically my
characters did. It it was totally.
It was the one that I was playing.
It's my fault. Yeah.
So like, like, Mume doesn't know this.
Mume just knows that, like, we're in the Queen's like
favorite nightclub and like, the owner's pissed.
And right now we like. Are like on a mission with the
queen to go like kill the Red Dragon, but we need to get a.
Due date we get out right profits though from that so
maybe we could make a deal to split profits.
We though, yeah, we made a deal with the Queen that if we get,
if we deal with this dragon correctly, we get like a
percentage of the profits. That's.
A pretty big. In sure, but like if we don't do
it, you just don't come back. You know we.
Just don't chase the Queen or anything.
Are you saying saying all of that out loud?
Or hats off, we had do our torques.
Are we like having? A.
Do our torques do like mind mine or is that I don't think
anyone's tried? I just imagine, right?
Because like, I like I pulled the coin out and I'm one of the
one of the Rawlsons. What's?
Which Which one? The rawl.
It's Jeffrey, the main one. Main character Carl comes.
Over and like, I just imagine we're like huddled in this like,
conference, right. Because I'm not like, screaming
10s of thousands of gold. Yeah, very quietly like 10s of
thousands of gold. And I imagine we're just having
this like. Very heated discussion.
Like, yeah. Comedic.
Yeah. Like, like, like huddled
discussion. We're like, we're doing it, like
trying to do it out of your shot of this, of this dark elf.
I don't know how much they're picking.
Up. I bet if you brought that to
some sort of temple, you could probably get millions of gold.
Who wouldn't want to kill their rival God, right?
Queen. But it's the Queen, and we're in
her favorite nightclub and you know she likes to party.
And it's a good time. What if we like love like give
it to him as like calamity? What do you call?
That lateral. Collateral.
I don't know. It's it's your object.
You can do whatever you would like with.
Well, because it is. It is.
It's a giant. It is.
It's a giant coin. What are they gonna do with it?
Right. So like, so I guess we could we
could put this we could say, how about that?
We say we're gonna bring the money.
We're gonna bring some money. I don't know.
You haven't. Yeah.
Can they prove it was us? So, so the yeah, what?
The janitor can, Yeah, like. How How do we?
Know. But I paid him.
OK. Well, so I don't know if you
said anything. Not enough.
So I guess we could try. We could try.
Do you wanna try? Do you wanna try to?
To sweet talk the Dark Elf. I'm not good with.
I have somebody a + 6 to persuasion, but I whoever's
coined it is it's their decision what to do with it.
It's. Just I have.
Zero attachment to this coin? You can.
Do whatever. I accidentally killed a God with
it and very mortified, so use it as you will.
You sure did OK. We'll put it up for collateral.
Hello. My friend Kajeet has many wares.
We have this unique one. Unique item.
Here it is a a giant golden coin.
It's made out of real gold. Here, take a look.
We would like to put this up for collateral.
We are in good business dealings with the Queen, so we think
we'll have a lot of money soon. But if we don't, you can you can
take this instead. And I'm just, I'm not going to
tell him that it's actually able to kill a God because I don't
want him to know that. OK, so you presented on the
floor to her, like setting it down so that it resizes to its
normal size. I'm guessing is what you mean.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, I set it down on.
The ground So. It becomes big and I'm assuming
raw. Rolls like rolling it over and
we do the like show thing where all of us are kind of like
showgirls. You need like, a Farrah faucet.
Yeah, yeah. Fan of whites?
You can roll me. Definitely a persuasion, and
probably we'll see one quick moment here.
Yeah, just just a flat persuasion for now.
Can I give myself bardic inspiration?
Yeah, my brothers pull out their instruments and are playing like
a nice. Melody behind me, OK.
And I think it's a D6, so right D6 and then 14 plus I'm sure
they're 19. Are you sure they're not just
using like press the digitation kind of deal and just like?
Just like, Oh yeah, that's even better.
And if you buy them, no. Yeah, they may connect, yeah.
It does the like classic gold glimmer.
But wait, there's more. They turn it over, it has a
back. There's a back.
On it Who's this? Who's this bald guy?
His head is on the back of this coin.
He looks skeptical. And yeah, Trace on it.
There's there's a, a, A on one side there is the branches, and
then the other side are the roots of the tree in an opposite
direction, so obvious to each other if they were to flip it
anyways. But she goes to pick it up, kind
of skeptical and kind of like runs like, ohh OK, you're not
joking here. Sell the whole trend, Yeah.
And she just kind of lets it back down after she was able to
just get it up a little bit. I guess they'll get to Jerry to
help me with this one here, but. We can move it for you, but we
want to. We want a promise or some kind
of writing that if we can get the money for the for the bar,
which we're still not admitting, they say.
Allegedly we destroyed many of your.
Legally. Allegedly.
I want that written down. But you know, you can hold on to
this until until we get back. But we're rich from dealing,
making a business transaction with the Dragon.
And then and then we'll get this, you know, thing out of
your out of your hands. And then you'll have money for
for no crime that we did not commit because we like you.
We like this is a fine establishment.
We don't want you to, you know, close or go bankrupt because
someone destroyed all of. Your thumbs ups from all of us.
OK. Well, I think that sounds
amicable for the time being and I will give you and she kind of
looks at at, at at something in her pocket and then comes back
up and is how does one year sound and then I get to cash
this in. Here and one day, because then
it's more fairy tale like. Sounds like we have a deal and
your name is. She sticks out her hand.
We kind of look at each other. Should we give them our names?
I don't know. Are we on any lists here?
I don't think so. Ah, my name is Rarl.
These are my siblings and these are my friends, and I'm kind of
gesture to the others. Yes, I know the much of the Rum
rollers. I have only heard only recent
tellings of the Rawlsons, so I believe that is who I'm speaking
with. So I just wanted to confirm
Radha A Lauren. Alleged she.
She still says with her hand extended.
I shake it. We all shake her hand at the
same time. Pause.
On pause. Two on top, two on the bottom.
Encompass your hand. This is the way.
And she she goes, or rather, right when you shake her hand.
You get a similar sensation of when you're making deals in the
Market District. Of of a unbreakable bond of
sorts that's holding you to the the words of of the of the deal
as well as a written document appears in over top of your two
hands and splits into two copies.
And then she grabs the one with her other her offhand, and
stuffs it into her jacket. Our eyebrows all raise at once
and we all look at each other and or like me and my siblings
and we're just like don't scam anyone, OK?
That's great. I really like having that on me
now. That's good.
I feel uncomfortable. We're going to leave and we all
rush through the door. And you bump into Jerry on your
way out, who just grunts and shake his head.
We hug Jerry, each of us in turn.
You're great, Cherry. Here's another gold coin.
We ran out. Let's go.
We're going to free Adune and they.
Just tips their hat. I just nod and waddle out.
And are there any champagne bottles left?
Since we just essentially. Paid for all of them.
Everything. Yeah, we should get the
champagne bottle to, like, crease in the ship right when it
comes out. That's what they do.
You can find. One true.
If you can find one that hasn't been busted open, I will do a
search investigation 22 Wow. You find an unbroken bottle in
the mess of mostly broken bottles.
But the cork was the the cork itself was sort of damaged in it
still somehow. So that it was, you know, not
fully installed and it was leaking out on the floor in in
the mass of the other liquors that are being swept up
currently. That's fine.
I'll just grab that. It is at least three quarters
full pop the cork back on tighter.
I'm guessing before you you're grabbing it and I follow behind.
I don't. I make sure to like continue to
shake it though, as we make our way to the port.
Oh, OK and yeah. You guys wanna you get out, you
would get outside of the bar or rather the the club and it is
good. Goodly little bit past midday
you could tell probably not quite not not in the evening
hours you know for sure but definitely past midday and or I
can move everybody to that exact spot or we can kind of I don't
know if you guys have got the card for Timothy still or.
Someone's got that card. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't remember who, but like, so Mime is gonna, like,
try to make a beeline for fair. Tell us, yeah.
So Farris, tell us, the guy that's gonna let Aduna out, but
whatever way is gonna get us to him quickest is the way that
mime is gonna go. Agreed.
Saying that out loud, I'm I'm assuming either I'm, I'm pretty.
Yeah, I was gonna ask who has the card?
Who has the the card that brings us the We go for our pockets,
but we don't have any. I was.
I was thinking it was Mimi. Hey.
Do I look through my bag and find it?
Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, for now.
You you pull it up and trying to remember how you activate it
now. Um, go on hand.
Throw me a history check. You did go through a trunk at
night. You're staring at it.
Like the fuck is this thing? I don't use it.
Just slap the pig. Have it, It works.
I'm like gonna shake it a little bit.
Like bring me, bring me to the surf, Ferris tellers.
Make me to your leader. What am I rolling?
I'd. I'd said history.
It was what I'd asked for. Yeah.
And I'm just trashing this rolls tonight. 10 You're you're you're
flipping it around. You're kind of like moving
around in your hands. And then when you're yelling at
it, a disgruntled voice comes back and goes, no need to be so
loud. Where where are you?
I forget who this is. Even I don't have a just
transponder. It's just a card.
You're calling Timothy the driver.
Anyway, it's gonna like, look really Bash, but like, oh oh so
sorry. Yes, that the pink plush pig.
We would like a ride. OK, certainly.
It'll be only a minute after I drop off my last page from here.
I can get on over there. It's going to be 1 silver
depending upon where you wanna go.
Probably get you anywhere in the city for that though.
I'll give you 2 silvers if you. Compost.
It oh, OK. And you hear and then kind of
like a a neighing sound and he's.
Be there and Jiffy. The app app was in the
background. Me Mays gonna shoot something
figure uh. Zoom in, zoom in.
Just go look around while we're waiting, like notice that the
weather in the sky just be very, very content and happy that they
ate. And.
Paste. Nice.
Looks like I'm missing. I didn't grab the Mimi with that
paste. Oh, that's cuz you're over here
in the corner for some reason. There we go.
Corner of shame, I'm gonna say. Where did we get dropped?
You guys, you guys, see Timothy pull up and he goes, All right,
hurry up. I guess you're in a hurry too.
Silver, please. He sticks out his hand and slams
on the side of the carriage to pop open the side of the door.
All I have is gold, so I'm gonna give him a gold piece.
I'm not sure what change I'd give.
Them if you're giving. Two, he would give you 8 silver
pieces back. Correct. 8 gold.
Yeah. Yeah, 8 silver.
SO1 Gold. Didn't I give him a gold on our
our night to the plush pig? Is that so?
You must have had the card then. That's who had the card then?
If you gave him the gold, I would guess.
I don't think he handed it to me because I remember already being
drunk. I think.
And when I, like, flopped out of the carriage and then flew up to
his perch and handed him gold, and I remember him being very
like, Oh well, this is too much. And I was like, well, remember
us. Yeah, and you would had him
reserved for the whole night and everything like that.
And he does greet you guys more amicably when you're there, he
goes. Oh well, it's lovely to see you
made it. Made it through at night with
the Queen. Not too many people who are
awake the next day after a partyings with her.
The magical assistance was needed, but we got through the
Gok. And.
He said they. Don't call us the Rock.
Rollers, but not indeed, indeed. Well here's your 8 gold or 8
silverback for your gold you that he says that after making.
And for the hat, let me make it soon.
We also get in 'cause I remember what happened last time.
I don't know what happened last time, but I'm getting into don't
ride on the top, go really, really fast.
You guys all pile in. I think was was waiting for a
cat, but I think everybody must have got in and he goes.
All right everyone. We're off and you guys feel a
nice comfortable pace being set from the inside and everything's
very plush and comfortable and you you're.
You you don't really have any any way to see out of the
carriage. You're you're curious of that
particularity, but you're you're you're feeling it.
It's a very comfortable ride and you can tell from the galloping
of the horses and such that you're making good time but it
doesn't feel like it. You're feels like you're making
a very comfortable journey. Next thing you know, not even
seems like. No time at all.
And you're at the bottom of the bridge of that leads up to the
cliffs of the the market and the door pops open again with a with
a knock from Timothy in the front and he goes.
The rub rollers have arrived. Hell yeah.
And how is gonna jump out? Give Timothy another nod.
Or like a hat, hat tip. Like, turn around and start
looking for, Paris tells. You walk past some guards, but.
Are. Into the market who nod to you
and you can kind of sense there's some sort of some some
sort of not tension but they a a a force that passes over you as
you walk it. Up the bridge and past a second
pair of guards who are standing out there, too.
It's not to. It's not that's not repelling
you or anything like that. It's just a sensation.
Go around and shutter a little bit, Try like turn around and
look for my companions. Be like we need to be near the
cliffs, right? Yes, but we also have to find
the guy as you, Sir Ferris. Walking past the first stall to
me may, it seems like the person there recognizes you and grabs
you over. Like grabs your attention real
quick. It's like.
Oh, excuse me. I think I have some wares for
your compatriots that were here the other day.
Ah, he believed there was a large male that needed some
armor, and I couldn't get his size in, so I'd had some
adjustments been made post haste, and I have his armor
here. Frederick.
Yeah, I believe that was his name.
Yes. Yes, That he looks down at the
cut. Ah, yes.
Yes, Frederick. Well, I cannot, obviously cannot
carry this. I look at a cat and like and the
cat can't. Carry it.
I might be able to carry it. Senora, like Senora, can't carry
this Patrick's armor. I I It's a mite.
I could put it in my bag of holding.
I mean, I'm not feeling. Particularly friendly towards.
Frederick, at the moment I really want to find.
Sir Farris tell us so I don't really don't want to like fuck
with with his armor. So I'm trying to like be very
much like like obviously right through common sense.
We cannot carry this right now and our our companion is not
with us to put it on. So perhaps perhaps we will we
will let them know. We will let Frederick know to
come. Yeah, we'll send him back here.
His armor. Oh, OK, OK, well, do do let him
know. I did just want to make sure
that he was. He was being compensated
properly. I apologize if I was
interrupting your day here. Good day.
Yep. Fair.
Fair enough. Good.
Good work. See you soon like me and may
just. Walks off.
I keep up with her as best I can, keep up with them as best I
can. Fina's gonna turn around and
look for the rural, since we're playing with some of the tassels
on the armor. See you and then run forward to
keep up. They don't.
They don't even budget. They just look down and like,
hi. They do the whole British
soldier thing, bending their stock still like statues.
About halfway down here. The four of us split off into
different directions as we each make our own separate paths
down, but we will eventually end up where the others are.
Ohh, there's two sets of view. On the map right now there's
multiplying. There's so many.
Ohh no. I don't know where we went.
I didn't. We are in the woods.
Whoops, I accidentally exited the roll 20.
I've also lost Zenora. Zonora disappeared with me.
Ha ha ha. I took her with me.
Or maybe I deleted her? Oops.
Nope. Nope, he's not.
No, I'm back at the front. Oh, I can't see anymore.
No. What happened actually?
I don't know. I think we just gotta stop
moving each other around. I can't see anything anymore,
it's all Gray scaled. That would definitely.
That would definitely be my fault then if you're Gray scaled
now. I've gone blind.
I can't see colors anymore. How am I supposed to do my job?
Meet by the fountain. Yes.
My job is picking colors and now I'm colorblind bacon.
Just keep baking it. Nobody.
Will. Know that's how I feel already.
I don't know what I'm doing. Ever.
That is, I think that's the rest of us.
So you're doing good. Fresh baby out of school.
Doesn't know what she's doing. And now we can't see.
Color I. Think the secret is no one?
Yep, you're just gonna learn as you go.
Color. Yeah, where where did?
Which ones are you using? Can you move the the the tokens
you're using there? Marlson's I don't know where
everyone else is right now. So.
Yeah, they ran ahead of you. OK, so you are using these ones
right now. There was like another set
whenever I was here last. That we're also moving.
And then I I thought you were using the other set.
It's us from a different alternative dimension.
Oh God. Finding my tiny little token is
such a struggle because I matched the color of the
freaking cobblestone. Yeah.
Yeah, And then she's really small too.
I'm gonna stand in the center of the fountain.
That's me. Now.
I've jumped up to the center of the fountain.
And. So I'm assuming as we are, looks
like going through this market meme is definitely like just
heads constantly on a swivel just looking for.
You know what they are supposed to look like?
Meeting and trying to find them. We met him.
We yeah, we've met them before. You guys make it all the way to
the end of the market where the fountain is and you're looking
over the cliffs as the. Crane is picking up from some
boxes down on ships down at the bottom of the Cliff, and
dropping them at the top of the Cliff for goods and such.
And there are people, you know, working the crane and working
the the the shipments and such. And all the stalls too, that you
walk past that are. Some are situated up against the
blue walls of sorcatees and of the seemingly glowingish bluey
stone that is their walls and. Watching the crowd mill about
you guys too, Yeah, obviously I didn't populate the street fully
with all that because that would just be be a lot.
I wouldn't be able to find you guys.
We already can't find them worst.
Game of Where's Waldo ever? Be real pretty map though, yeah.
It would. Be cool.
Go ahead and roll me a perception, everyone Exception.
Mmhmm. Perception.
Shit, bro. Up on top of the fountain, just
playing in the water. Yeah, I don't perceive a damn
thing. You're trying to look for them
that then you go bubbles. Jesus.
Yes, exactly. We get distracted and join you
with the bubbles. Yeah, you guys are like playing
at the bottom part of the fountain and I'm just standing
at the top. This is a great team.
We get so much done, we got. More done as just the freaking
Marlsons, actually. Yeah, we got ourselves into
$10,000 gold debt. That's what we could do.
Look bottles. On shelf, it's bad.
I'm an orange cat. Dead.
Do not tempt the orange cat. As you're.
Playing with the bubbles in the fountain, you don't realize, but
out of the throng approach approaching Mime and Kat, Sir
Ferris kind of taps Mime and the shoulder who's also distracted
by the the Ralsons and and Sonora having a good time.
Yeah, but you you notice him right away.
When once he's kind of tapped you on the shoulder and walked
out of the crowd that is that is in theirs but there still don't
notice him. And he is talking to you and Kat
because he nods to both of you and says that was good that you
have such outgoing friends over there.
Yeah, I wouldn't have noticed you otherwise.
Probably in the throng. Goofing off comes in handy.
Look at that. He was gonna be like, hey, shoot
some finger guns. Yeah, you gotta gotta love them.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they're. Quite entertaining, at least so
far from my interactions. I've been wildly entertained.
I I also was lastly talking to the.
The Rawlsons there, I believe we're you have meeting me with a
ship in a bottle. They didn't have it for me to
look at, so I couldn't really ascertain the best way to
retrieve it from the bottle, which is it sounded like what
they wanted me to do if I was understanding them correctly.
Yes, yes. So tell me what you know about
ships and bottles and what what you can do or what is the the
well? There are several ways, but I
can I'll best be able to assist you if I can take a look at it
if you wouldn't mind. So yes, I just want to hear
what? Well, usually.
Make sure that. Usually it is as it is among the
collectors that are out there. They they they use several.
Different methods to miniaturize and or create these pocket
little spaces if you will, inside of the bottle for perfect
viewing of of such thing. And half of the time they set it
in such a way that it is never intended to be retrieved again.
You know, one one time use kind of thing and if it, if it if
they do want it then they just break the bottle.
Other you got another chance that it could be that that there
are some fail safes in case the bottle is broken or it could be
that there's some none of that and there's all but there's
still some way in that I could help you I think.
But I really I I it's hard to say without taking a look and
and seeing for myself getting getting my eyes on the on the
project, if you will they. Do my best to work hands on.
And being there's gonna gonna look down at cat and be what?
Do you think he seems like he seems like he's being genuine
with us, not deceiving in any way, right?
I must just have like a deceiving voice or something.
Guys are always suspicious. Never trust anyone.
Yeah, I was gonna say I think it's more insight over.
Yeah, it would. It would be.
It would be Insight. Should I roll?
I roll 18. Ernest.
But this is a Dounay. We got to be cautious.
We can't have somebody fucking up a dounay.
So with a 15 and an 18, you guys are both very, very sure and all
of your dealings with Tell Us has been very, very
straightforward and he's been. He he was Even so open to you to
have sold you a a candle, assuming that you guys were
going to have an orgy with all the pillows and.
Ah. Fuck yeah, that's right, The sex
candle. Which one of them ended up in
the evil campaign. I'm gonna look over at me, me
and be like, yeah, I think, I think we can trust him with a
dune for looking or looking. Okey dokey.
Okay. So I'm gonna go ahead and like,
take off my backpack and reach into it and pull out a dune.
And as I pull it out and be like now also so a dune the the ship.
The ship is very special, but there are also some creatures in
here besides the ship. There are some sea creatures
that we would also like to be removed from the bottle and so
we didn't know the best way. To go about that, if it's the
interesting quandary of in itself, the ship is quite large,
it can usually locate it. Are you holding it aloft for him
now or are you okay, okay. And yeah, as as you as you're
doing that and he's kind of mumbling about that.
He leans over and then like, then pulls from a pouch on on on
his on his shirt, a set of spectacles that he sets on his
eyes that he squints. And then every time, he kind of.
Just it kind of looks like a twitch almost.
But then the shade, the the glasses kind of shade, a
different hue and he's looking at it, you're guessing in
several different magical spectrums.
But as he's mumbling to himself and he he kind of comes back to
himself, shakes and said, oh, and they are quite small, is
what I was saying. So they're.
Harder to get a hold of. If you will on retrieving them,
but maybe if they were, you know, in in.
On the ship or. In the ship is probably best to
to retrieve them all at one time if that is your intent, although
it looks like from my just an initial little investigation
here I think I could possibly. Use There there are two things
that are on this this particular bottle.
One is if it is actually uncorked, it should remove the
ship of its own accord, it seems like.
But the bottle should still be intact for that, and you may be
able to just recork it and reuse it again.
But the the trick with it is there's one little thing that
you're going to want to add to the.
The add to the enchantment to be able to make it completely and
reusable. If you wouldn't mind me putting
some extra work in there. I do love a good project.
Oh no more than he looks it up at the sun.
That's kind of winning towards evening.
I could probably. Have it done in a couple hours
and. It's really quite simple
honestly. Wait, wait a second.
And he he's like actually. And then he reaches in behind
his vest pocket and pulls out, Yes, this might do quite nicely.
And he hands you, or if you are so inclined, these here, and he
hands you kind of a a vial of of of something with a stopper on
it and a wand looking thing inside of it, the circular wand
inside. Would create a magical sort of
bubble, he says with the twinkle in his eye.
And it's a pretty quick, pretty simple process for reducing the
size of something in a quick manner.
But it is going to, it's going to need a a drop of the water
inside of that bottle to a tune it to it.
OK. Easy peasy.
OK, well good thing to know that you have a way inside it.
Was not aware of that. So, so yeah, so we can get.
So I'm guessing before we uncork we have to put some water in
this new vial and get. All that would be the be for the
best, I would say especially. Especially if you have them on
the side of the hall, they might suffocate in the bubble.
Against the connection of the bubble and the ship, that might
be a little unfortunate. Gotcha.
And then you say that we can reuse this, so then.
Ah yes, so the bottle itself can be open and closed it.
It does have that safety feature installed, but it only had a one
way exodus on the on it, so you should be able to.
Release adune at will through the bottle, but these bubbles
shall be able to be used in a fashion to scoop her up and put
her back in the bottle. Ah.
Perfect. OK, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna look
at him and be like, OK, well, you get get can I can I have the
the bottle? Yes, for the attunement.
He was hold. He's hold it out.
Awesome. And so I'm gonna take that and
I'll be like, I'll be back in a jiffy and I don't know, I'm
assuming the Yeah Senora are still playing in the fountain
and I'm gonna walk somewhere out of outside of the.
Crowd, but I stay so I don't know if there's with our
companion here or do you want me to go with you?
I would. Rather you come with me and then
we will tell tell us yeah, that again I'll be right back and I'm
gonna like shake my head for you to come with me.
And so we're gonna go out of here like as out of sight as I
can. I'm gonna pull out the the plate
and. Spin it.
Ohh, you're not out of sight, but you were out of the crowd at
that point there because that off the path and at the OK near
the edge of the Cliff, which you know is easily 303040 feet.
To the to the water below, so no one's getting super close to it.
Gotcha. Yeah.
When I get as far away from people as I can, which is the
acrobatics one of these days, how can I write and just as
quickly and smoothly as I can? You know, ohh yeah, you can
take. The the bottle with me.
And explain to a dounay. I don't know a dounay if you
can. I have some fish friends the we
need to get. We're awesome.
So I have a bathtub full of water for them.
Should I bring some salt water from the?
Ocean outside or can you make salt water?
I can't make salt water, but I I can't bring some inside if you
like. Yes.
And so if you can, bring your your fish friends inside.
If not, I was going to ask for a big basket and I was going to
ask for you to tell them I'm gonna lower it into the water
and ask them to get into the basket if they are outside of
your hall. Maybe not.
You may just have to give me a few minutes here so I can gather
some of the some of the farther flunk ones and make sure that
the permit crabs are going and transferring the message.
Yes, yes and yeah. While you're waiting she goes
that Have you found the solution to Get Me Out then?
Oh, wonderful. I look forward to oh, here they
come. Yeah, there.
And then through the floorboards comes up the uh uh, actually
it's probably the. Best thing she probably had
around was a bowl of some sort. Couple bowls, actually.
Of them. It looks like they're here now.
Is that good enough? This is every this is all the
creatures that are in here that you wish to.
Yeah, I believe. So when you dumped them out of
out, they were there. That should have been all of
them. Well, except for, you know,
Ferdinand. He just had a.
Had a school of guppies with his wife Glacier.
Those are just gonna chill here till we come back.
No, I have them here. I have them in here.
So I was just saying the family's.
Grown is all. Okay.
Good. Should we get an aquarium?
That's. Awesome okay cool.
Cuz yeah, so. So so it turns out that we can
reuse this bottle if we need to. So if we get into a sticky spot
or if you don't like some place where we are, we can we can come
back to the bottle and you can bring friends with you.
Now we've we've learned and so we can that's we're gonna be
able to reuse this. Ohh.
And so so I'm gonna look down at the bowls.
I'm gonna be like these the water in these Yes.
Bowls came. Yes.
From outside your ship. Correct.
OK, so I'm gonna, I guess, undo the stopper on the thing and put
some. What is this thing?
What was this little bottle called that he gave us?
Yeah. He.
Didn't really give it a name, he just called the magical bubbles
magic bubbles for the most part. And the.
Magic bubble file. And OK, so then I'm gonna
complete that and stop right back up and hope that's
everything that we need. And I'm gonna, like, start
walking toward the door and look at Cat and make sure Cat's ready
to leave. And then I'm gonna pause real
quick before I leave out and I'm gonna turn around.
I'm gonna look. So one last question.
You know how do? You feel about heights.
Well, I think you you all. Promised to make me.
Flying at some point, so I think I will.
From my past life at least, they were quite a.
Not quite the occurring as I was mainly a maid, so I guess we'll
learn. That is a great answer a doune
and one of the many things I appreciate about you.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna like pat the wall and be like I will see
you soon on the outside and walk through the portal.
Get back through the portal. I'm assuming, Kat, you've just
been kind of hanging out on Mimei's shoulder.
Yeah. Just been, like, nodding along
like, Yep, Yep, all this is good.
This is what's happening. I'm very excited for a dune to
finally be out of the bottle. And you're you're in the midst,
probably like, well, while Mimi's not not paying attention,
like kissing the boat. Yeah.
It's like you're gonna be free soon.
It'll be great. For those that don't know Cat
Cat Hold Us is in In Love With a Dune.
Yep, I love that boat. Ohh baby.
And the boat and the chicken lived happily ever after
anyways. Thick boat.
You guys walk back through the portal.
I'm guessing you pick back the plate up and put it back in your
bag, Mimi, and have the bottle sitting on.
Well, I guess the bottle was in your bag at that point too,
probably just for safe keeping. So like when you went into it
that your bag just kind of dropped?
Hmm. We've never really discussed
that anyways. You.
Magical loopholes. Magical loopholes.
Yeah, magic. Anyways, so you go, you, you
come back out and you're you're holding the bottle in the and
the and the bottle of bubbles, bottle of a Dune and bottle of
bubbles. Yes.
So I'm like, OK, all done, all the creatures are ready to go.
I have put water in here, I think we are ready to uncork.
So I'm going to look at. So is there anything special I
should know? Before.
I uncork other than me to express my thanks again for the
introduction to the Queen so that we can make our deal and
become her fabricator. Yes, very welcome.
Happy to happy to help again. We'll run up and join too, once
we see everyone's getting ready. Come on, come on.
This is going to be fun. I'll jump down from the top of
the fountain, I guess. Yeah, if I have to.
Alright. So I'm gonna look at the rarl
sins. So I would like somebody to hold
the bottle while I pull the cork out, just so that to make sure.
And I'm gonna look at the RARL sins and I'm gonna, like, open
my mouth, like I'm gonna ask them.
And then I'm gonna, like, I'm gonna, like, pause and shake.
My head and go. Over at Sonora.
It's. Probably a good idea.
And ask. For it I will.
I will absolutely hold this bottle.
Amazing. Awesome.
And so I'm gonna, we're gonna get really close to this Cliff
face because I don't know what's gonna happen, but I'm gonna ask
you to to stand like there, I guess, and like point the bottle
towards the water and then I'm gonna like walk in front of you,
I guess, and turn around. I'm gonna look up it at at sort
of. Tell us one more time, just like
first, like. He wanders over to the Cliff
side too, and is like looking excitedly and had put the
colored spectacles back in his his shirt pocket and his it
gives you two thumbs up and I'm. Gonna pull this cork out.
And with the you feel more than anything at first, nothing seems
to be happening. But there's a bit of a a slight
change to the atmosphere around you before you hear almost a
rushing water sound, that of like a waterfall.
And as you, as you'd kind of experience when you'd open the
portal under under a doune in the fissure, water just comes
rushing out of the the bottle and down over the Cliff and you
see a doune just sailing out of the bottle.
From miniaturizing and just as it's coming out, probably about
not too far in front of you, you're seeing almost literally
the ship expand into her full self, almost 20 scales bigger
than what she is in the bottle, just over the Cliff face, on
this gushing waterfall that splashes down into the into this
into the Bay, and the crowd around you guys just stop in
shock. Even the workers in the crane
are all just like. I let out a coffee Noble.
While this is happening, just in sheer delight.
So the splashes down to the water all nice and and all nice
and. Splashes down safely on on our
hull, and while you're still kind of standing there a little
sounded yourself, I would be guessing, having had a ship rush
past you at at speeds. The water from the waterfall
kind of goes in reverse in Back into the bottle, Rushing back up
in before you feel the corpse from your hand sucked back from
your hand into the bottle. Wild.
Ohh cool. OK, so now we have an empty
bottle. Ohh, the bottle still has the
the bottle still has a dunay's bottle still has all the water
in it it it went back in. That's what I was describing.
Ohh OK OK, so so we have a a bottle with water.
Yes. And then I the vial that it is
of bubbles. OK, bubbles, circular.
OK, cool. So I'm gonna look at both of
these things. I'm going to make a point of
taking off my backpack and opening it and putting both of
them in, and Adune says cheerily.
In your head goes. That was fun.
Oh good, you're gonna. Make It was quite a rush.
I didn't really see anything as I've said before, so it was just
feeling of the speed and the the blowing of my sails.
In the wind it was great, quite nicely.
And cheering Good. We will join you soon Adinay,
you are quite a distance away from us at the moment.
We have to figure out how to get down to where you are, but going
to finish up this dealing our dealings with Timothy and see if
he needs any compensation or has any last advice.
Not Timothy, Sir Farris tell us, and then we will be down
shortly. Yeah, that sounds lovely.
I'll set anchor here. She says that she's kind of
floating a little bit away from the Cliff at that point, too.
Good call. All right, cool.
So yeah, I'm gonna look around and tell us Farris, and I'm
gonna be like, well, this looks like for now.
Until we have encountered the Red Dragon, this seems to be a
due for the time. Is there any anything else that
we need to know? Any way we need to contact you
or find you or I don't know anything else you've any other.
Did we give you those jaws you were supposed to be getting?
Dragon Dragon's best jaws. I think they were supposed to be
delivered to you. I just don't know if they were
able to get. You the delivery.
They may not have known where you were.
Anyways who wants these And he kind of out of a a like a a back
pocket it seems like he pulls 2 large crates just sets it on the
ground of of jaws. They're they're supposed to be
for capturing the Dragons breath you're going to be making a deal
for. Fun.
Yes. Yes, we did not have OK, that
should get you pretty good. Start off that that my my best
suggestion would be there's a funnel in each crate.
Not that you should probably hold in front of the bottle or
set in front and maybe walk away might be bested, you know.
It's kind of hard to test Dragon's Breath from an
artificial standpoint, but it seemed to do the trick.
That funnel of refocusing its its breath into a more
concentrated area? Yes, yes, that's what I do.
And don't forget, my card is with you.
And I'd given you one of those card machines too a while back.
So whenever you get your cards made, be sure to trade them off
with me so that I can be in contact if I have any any needs
of your services. Good day.
You guys gonna not tilt their hat and give them a nod and look
again, Look over to the Royalsons and open their mouth
like they're almost gonna ask for help and then pause and
shake their head and. Try and assess how he just
pulled them off his person, right?
So can I assume that they will fit in a bag of folding if you
can get them up off the ground? It seems to be the case because
these are are are full full crates like 5 by fives.
So how, how like can can nor and me may both could probably nor
and. Me may both.
Like OK so I have a solution for this.
I was like if we can't get them into my bag, I could just cast
floating disk and you could put them on there and then the disk
will just follow me with the crates on the disk.
Or we could do that. So yeah, I think me and me is
just gonna look over at at Sonora and at Cat and be like
cat bag of holdings, Sonora like in like motion like that.
We're gonna pick them up and like, shrug a little bit like
suggestions. I'm not like weak, but I'm not
like super strong. I'm also very small.
Yeah, I'm that's why I feel like the two of us being small can
probably like you know, if we pick up.
If each of us. Pick up one side, I uncover my
bag of holding that's like, hidden under my wing, and it is
just like the pocket from torn out from a pair of jeans that I
just had like kind of like on a strap looped over, I guess, my
shoulder, but hidden under my wing so that it wasn't obvious I
had it there. That's fantastic.
I mean, if you wanna conjure up a floating disk, because that
way you can just like like, yeah, load it down to a Doune's
deck, right? All right then.
Maybe that's the more. I'll look in cache floating
disk. I let out a little caw and flap
my wings and a disk appears. How do I send this again like a
5 foot by 5 foot disk right? Well 5.
Dime 3 foot by three foot. And it's 1 inch thick and it can
hold up to 500 pounds. OK, so you're actually gonna.
Stack them on top. Yeah, trying to think of how to
do this. The crates.
The crates are 5 feet. I'm assuming they're like.
Yeah, I was gonna say. I would think it would still
work. Yeah, yeah, you can stack them
on top of each other. I'm just still thinking because
the Nora and Mimi are like 3 feet.
We stand taut ready, all four of us ready to spring.
They're like puffing out their chests to to prove their, I
mean. They just go at each other.
I mean, they're just gonna look at them with big wide eyes and
be like, hold on. And so I wanna like, attempt,
right? I wanna see if me and Zenora
together can like two man lift these crates onto the disk and
then I'm gonna pull out my rope to like tie the crates then like
secure them to the disks. That so off?
Sure, sure. You guys can roll strength for
for that both of you and then be combined.
Although I think that you guys should have a regular strength
lifting capabilities associated with your character.
I don't know if it's on the sheet, but I know that it is a
rule. I know there's like a carrying
capacity, Yeah. Yeah, that that's what it would
be more than likely associated with you figure if you can carry
it on your. It's like a multiplier, yeah.
It's like a multiplier of your carry capacity.
Did not just do that. So you did not just do that?
No. Oh no.
Why didn't you tell me you had a -4?
I wouldn't have agreed to this if I had known.
So I guess we're going to go. Well, I'm guessing me may can't
even get the crate off the ground and so like, they're just
like gonna like sit there in. Frozen or is would be lifting up
her. Side and overcompensates and.
Flips the crate, yeah, on top of me.
May. Probably.
Oh no, that's what I would guess.
Yeah, and so negative. Yeah, it's fair.
And so I'm gonna assume that me and me, it's gonna end up on the
ground. You did not even hear any
clinging from it when it when it turned and rotated and you took
five damage from it falling on top of you.
It's it's a 5 foot by 5 foot box.
It's a, it's. Yeah.
And I'm little. No, it's fair.
I saw like I'm not even worried. Worried about the like being
hurt. I like wanna make.
Is Ferris watching us struggle? No.
Ferris did bid you a day and start walking away a a little
while ago. Yeah, after.
So more than anything we may, I'm assuming it's just sitting
there. Like God.
Damn it, the cats are gonna have to pick this up.
I mean, we have terrible strength too, but there's just
more of us. Yeah.
Is this like a they're closed. They're fully.
Open top crate. Hey DM ohh, how far away from
the cliffs edge are these crates?
OK, let me give you a visualization.
By the way, just for reference in the future, I did find it's
your strength multiplier, so that -4 I guess times 15 is your
you got negative carrying capacity.
I don't know. Big bitch.
I think you would you. Can't even hold your own neck.
Up at that point. Oh, why didn't I use my ring of
reaching? Even if you did, you didn't get
it off the ground. So anyways, crates I.
Was gonna say if they do the ring of resizing they can just
climb up onto the floating disk and I can just fly down to a
doune and the disk will follow me.
I can't spell crate. That would work pretty well.
Could hire someone to just move it for us.
I mean, maybe, maybe. Instead of or, look around here
for. Lift things.
I mean, can't we just like larger?
Companions, right? Here, large and trustworthy
companions help with them to pick up our stuff.
Feels so targeted. I don't know if I'm trying to
be. So yeah, they're they're like
right there just for to answer your question, there were all of
a sudden they're probably you know like less than five feet
away from the very edge. But there are, there are
definitely ledges down from there if if that makes sense.
So each each ledge is below there.
Sometimes they're out farther, sometimes they're back farther.
You can see some crates off the way that fallen off the crane in
the days and have landed in different varying spots
alongside the Cliff. Phase two as you're looking down
over. The We look at the crates.
We look at the Cliff. No, no.
We look at the crates. We look at the Cliff.
No, no. And I'll give you guys.
Yeah, it. Was me just if it was me and
control this those. Does anybody notice?
Their eyes dilate immensely. I roll with reception.
Reception. Yeah, everyone.
Per seven. Damn.
I don't see shit again. I got distracted by the
fountain. I'm going back to the fountain.
Yeah, no did. I roll that with advantage, at
least not on my end. It didn't show up as.
Well, yeah, it didn't show as. It shows as one roll, yeah.
OK, good shit. Anyways, you you're after
pushing the crate off of yourself, then MIME between you
and Zenora. Zenora went up to the fountain,
so no, didn't even help get Mime out from under the crate.
No, she was like this shit. I'm going back to the fountain,
OK? Boxes are heavy so.
I can't do all the the heavy lifting here.
You push it off yourself, though, and you you're getting
back into your standing position, brushing yourself off,
and you see the Ralstons giving the crates the eye along with
the Cliff. And I'm just gonna look at them
and I'm gonna scream as loud as anybody has ever heard me scream
anything, and I'm gonna go no. I'm gonna look at them and I'm
gonna very sternly know and I'm gonna walk over like slowly but
very sternly, like you will not, you will go back to that
fountain. I'm gonna like put my hand out
just just very sternly with my, like, most serious.
Meanest. Like.
Parent voice. Yes.
As you as you say this with a stern voice, all of our ears
suddenly just pop back and we all just like.
Tents and then suddenly just all four just scatter.
Just complete chaos, like jumping over the boxes, jumping
over like into a tent. Shit.
Run over. We've been caught red handed.
Crashing through stuff. Now they have the zoomies, and
they're. All right.
Yes, the crates have not. The crates.
Save one for now, so you you trying the ring now.
Fuck, we gotta do something with these crates.
Yeah. Why?
Why not? I guess I don't have.
Yeah. Drank the score, multiplied.
Yes, it's your base strength score.
What's your base Strength Strength score?
Yeah, below the modifier. Is that the little number
beneath the modifier? Bitch can only carry 45 pounds.
Yeah, that's like a 1/3 of the box's weight.
So you could probably lift up the corner if you really gave it
a a try, but it probably was the fact that you know, somebody was
trying to help you. But like when you tried to pick
up the side and she was picking up the side, now you're going to
have to hold twice as much as what you can actually carry.
If if shrinking it, the shrinking it affect its weight
if she uses the ring of resizing.
Yeah, I'm trying to look at the size to a size required to fill
the user's intent. No.
So it definitely it definitely affects the weight.
This is a completely custom item.
Just because it is, it is like physically smaller at this
point. Like the the thing the masses
basically altered as well to. My question to that is, would
that make it denser then because of the fact that it's smaller?
But it's just as much stuff. You get the whole thing of
physics here, No? It's like when you compress.
It's taking a fucking physics class in forever.
It's like, it's like when you compress a a a photo, you just
lose some of the resolution in the process.
It's all right. Yeah, because this is like a
wholesale, like shrinking it. I don't know if it's so much
like compacting it. Yeah, that's that's what I'm
that's what I interpret it. I'm saying as well for for the,
for that. Because it's not, it's not by a
large factor either. It's like it's yeah, reasonable
size anyways, so reasonable you could roll another strength to
try and pick up a corner just to make sure are.
You picking it up again? Yeah, hey, I lifted that bitch
up like it's nobody's. Got damaged, so I don't know if
I lift up the other box the other.
Yeah, I pick. Up by yourself.
That is a natural fucking 20. I'm lifting a poll box.
Do it. Who needs the big?
Strong characters when you've got Zenora.
Perfect. No, you've got a small box,
yeah. So I'm gonna look over at Cat.
Yes, that's fine. So that's the disk.
It says it's a horizontal plane of force, and it does not
describe if it is visible. Yeah, just a horizontal plane of
force three feet above the ground.
Wouldn't be visible with the the full size crate on top of it
anyhow, which I'm assuming you're going.
I'd probably say, since it is a be where it is to set up plane
of force, that it would probably like disturb the air enough that
you could. Point at me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense.
Yeah. So I'm gonna assume I'm gonna
right like do exactly that in. Order to put the big crate down
1st, I'll flex a little bit too freaking beastly.
I'll put the smaller one. I'll just strike a pose when
you're done. Hell yeah.
And you set the smaller box on top of the bigger box I'm
guessing and it resizes and back to its original size and you
pull out the rope and throw it over the top.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tie. It so I'm gonna like tie it like
you do like a a present at Christmas.
So around both. Sides to try to secure it as
best as I can. I'm gonna tie A roll.
Fancy. On the bottom or I guess on the
top, on the top. Would be let's check your rope
abilities. You don't have a bondage skill
like let's go with a sleight of hand.
What skill? I let anyone create any skill
that they want cuz you can add personalized skills.
Like you can create a skill in the in the India beyond and
especially if there's something you feel like you wanna use a
lot in the future. Like Franklin has crafting, And
I think Ralston's actually have crafting, too, because you'd
like to make a bunch of stuff now.
I'm a crafty guy. Yeah, yeah.
But there was an instance where bondage was a very regularly
used thing for more and because he kept finding things and.
Was in situations where he was bound.
Yeah, so. Not just tying knots, bondage, I
will question no more. Anywho, you you get it.
You're you're pretty sure you got it on there quite quite top
and you're good to go. But you're you're wondering.
What the best way is to get down there now and whether or not the
portal still works. Yeah, does the portal still
work? Was it only for in the bottle or
just transporting ourselves to a doune?
Might as well test it. Mm HM.
We've only used it when she's been in the bottle, right?
Yeah. See what happened.
Probably is tied to the bottle, but we could test it.
Science. Science.
We should send a cat in there. But I would do they if it, if
it, if it, if it goes into the bottle.
We should. Send this shit for sure, but
that would be funny. Fucking trodden or at this shit.
I. I think.
I think we should. So you want me just fly down?
There right step. Follow Me Deck first does.
It have to follow you or can you just like like project it to go
it? Ohh, I was gonna say, 'cause you
see that shit moves when I get 20 feet away from it.
So you just need to be on a 20 foot stick tied to the front of
it, yeah. Right, just directing it.
Surfing on a stick? Ohh, yeah, yeah.
Correct. So you can't.
But does it have a rate? Follows you.
Of speed, because that'll be a rate of fall Or her.
His his rate of speed. Cats rate of speed.
Cats. Yeah.
Well that's what I'm saying like that is that would be the boxes
rate. I wasn't correcting you.
I was saying that that would be the the rate of the of the plane
and or boxes because they move whenever he gets. 20 feet away.
Yeah, right. So it's it's the rate of fall
speed. Yeah.
That's what I'm.
Well, can cat like, fly down? Yeah, but but like cat has
wings, right? Like is a dune close enough that
Cat is confident that I am confident enough that I can fly
down? Do it.
We could all just take that shuttle down too, then after.
Yeah, I'll grab onto the crates. Right.
I don't know how much the crates weigh, but yeah, we just climb
on time. Crates.
Yeah, I was gonna say maybe like they're 5 feet by 5 feet.
Small characters and then round two for big characters.
I don't know how long your disk lasts an hour.
Ohh, so that's enough time. So I mean it's 25, it's 25
square feet, right? And like.
I think it's 5 foot and square, not 28, not 5 by 5.
Wait. What?
What is that? No, I'm wrong.
Never mind. Don't listen to me.
I'm high. The point?
Yeah. So as long as like each rlson is
on a corner. Yeah, and we have climbs or
climb speeds, so we can just like hang on to the side of
crate. It is tied with rope too, so
there is like hand holds. We'll all come wandering back
with individual snacks from different vendors.
Yeah. All right.
So I'm going to turn and approach the edge of the Cliff
facing a no, I'm waiting. I'm just prepared.
Wait. Are we on it?
You don't. You can't leave yet, All right?
Damn. Do you have any requirements for
us as we attempt to? Do that.
Cross your fingers. I don't know.
Okay. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna explain
to the rural sins the how I think they should be on the box.
And you know, they are the agile, graceful creatures that
may have a better instance. No, I think that's a great idea.
I think, you know there are four of us, so we'll just be on, you
know, each of the four sides and.
If if we if you need like dramatic help, we can climb
around and shift weight but I think that's a good idea and.
Not to influence. Hold on one second.
I'm going to buy some kites because this will be fun.
So we quickly buy a few cheap kites.
Any What is everyone's weight? That's a great question.
You may have to get me in a second round, yeah, because the
disk can hold up to 500 pounds. 100 pounds.
Yeah, and I'm a human sized cat. I am.
So I'm so let's see. I don't know.
I don't know what the weight of a halfling normally is,
honestly. Racial traits, Yeah, I didn't
write anything down. If you go to description.
Medium beyond, I'd said probably be around.
So maybe £48, Okay. Yeah, so halflings on average 3
feet tall and 40 a little less. What is it between 40 and £50 or
around there about? Yeah, that's probably even you
guys getting on it, you see the, the the plane barely an inch off
the ground, yeah. So just make multiple.
How heavy are you using? Multiple runs.
Did he'd say. How heavy the crates?
These are 5 foot by 5 foot crates so.
How heavy are the the rural sense?
The crates themselves, without anything in them, are already
like 100 pounds together. OK, so that's 200.
Oh, you said 100 pounds together.
That's just the crate. It's like empty and the half
ohh. Because they're like solid
constructions to hold the crates, and so if you can
imagine like like. A5 foot I can barely imagine a
fucking 5 foot crate. I don't even know.
It's like I couldn't pick it up. I know I couldn't.
Yeah, if I could, it would have to be empty or I'd be able to do
like what me and they did is like one corner of it, all
right, so the plane. Of course do multiple trips,
yeah, I was gonna say hovers like 3 feet above the ground
when it's empty. So we'll just do this in
multiple trips, do we? Yeah, wanna check the plate
first before I try to zoom and fly across the water?
So yeah, I suppose. We I don't want to get wet.
Well we also have to think this through because so the the the
disk follows cat and I know cat can fly down.
From the Cliff to a doona. This is why I was suggesting
that we check the plate, because if I can just walk through the
portal with the stuff on the plane of forest and we don't
have to do that. Yes, much better.
Yes. OK.
So I will, I will pause and I will take the, the, the, the
plate out of my backpack and do the performance to spin it.
Yep. Yeah, performance.
You got it right, Performance, yeah.
Right. This way, sleight of hand.
You said sleight of hand, but then performance.
No, the performance, she said. Performance 1st and then changed
and then rolled sleight of hand. And then rolled performance.
So I was like confused, but now I see the performance you get it
to. You must have been.
We'll say you're laid it up against the boxes on the
backside because you roll it and it spins off your finger and
starts rolling. Away from you towards oh can I
grab it? I wanna try it.
I haven't successfully done this yet.
OK. It's it's it's rolling towards
you and you grab it, I grab it and whoa, that was good.
Successfully spin the plate for the first time.
Ever. We clap, golf clap.
She's. Natural.
She's gonna, like, put her hands up and be like.
How did you do it? Uh, so it's rolling towards me
and she's gonna like do a fancy little, like, I don't know,
fucking monk thing. What do monks do?
You like? You do, monks, do.
I I punch a lock around elegantly.
I've got. Something in mind.
If you if you need to say it, yes, I don't know.
So you gotta think. You gotta think, you gotta
think. Martial arts here?
Martial, Yeah, I don't. And.
Well, you've seen. You gotta have seen some
fighting movies in your time though, right?
And then yeah, I think Karate Kid and shit.
A jaw sucks. So that plate comes rolling over
to you. You don't pick it up, you just
see it rolling. You stop.
You stop it with your foot. You roll your foot back over it,
kick it up in the air and then just like like Roundhouse kick
it, spin it in the air, Oh yeah. And then I do my little
celebrate, throw my hands up, be like, yeah.
Meanwhile, people are still like are slowly, slowly getting back
into their normal grooves of things.
And the people that are directly near you though do stop to
watch, like and and are clapping too.
Yeah. You get about.
Just roll the D100 and see 65 ish copper pieces thrown out to
you as if you were St. oh. Fuck yeah, pick them up.
We scramble. I'd pick it all up.
Did the portal open? Yes, it is open and you'd.
So see directly through a Dunes deck, what's on the other that
is inside of the cruise cabin because that's where the plate
was left last. The other plate.
No, we've got up. Hey, all right.
And I marched through the portal and.
Be like Great. Thank you.
With the crates following you and Rawlson's hanging off the
sides just. Because they can.
Flying kites. Flying kites.
Goodbye, City. It was fun to see you.
I'm sorry, we never picked up the guys on or paid him.
He broke. He got paid yesterday, didn't
he? Or the whatever day we were at
the market. I think so, but pretty sure I
don't. Yeah, I think he had to pay for
it ahead of time. He was out.
The rest go ahead. And he was out of out of money.
You you're gonna say he put the rest, though?
Yeah. He put whatever he had left into
that new like backpack that had a little, that had a bunch of
little pocket dimensions on it. And then that backpack
immediately got stolen at the springtime.
Your rhythmic veracity. Yep.
Ohh, that was right after. So he paid for.
He went to, he went to the market shopping with you guys.
But then yeah, so the armor is paid for.
Ohh. And then it got stolen.
Should we have just picked that up just in case we needed it?
I mean, are we sailing away right now?
I mean, I'm walking through the thing.
I can't carry that armor. I don't know if you guys wanna
go. Through it.
If there was time, I guess we would have grabbed it, stop you
because we went and scattered so.
OK, you have a set of adamantium armor that is probably too big
for any of your characters. Yeah, just curling up inside the
chess piece. Have the ring of.
You do have that one ring of reasonable size, so could work
out in your favor. You have a set of adamantium
armor. Yeah, that's true.
Ohh beat. We walked forward, uh, and
joined the others. I mean someone can use this I'm
sure. It's Adam Ed Team Plate, by the
way. Into that OK, that's probably
not like a me thing, but like, but like maybe one of our
friends here or or those other strangers and the other team,
maybe they would want it. But yeah, you guys make people
say. I'm gonna like Mimi is gonna
encourage one of the Rawlsons just to try.
It, Jeffrey. I'll try it on like just how
shiny is the armor? Let's just see what it looks
like. It is extremely shiny.
Good question. It's like you can see your
reflection in it shiny. Wow.
We keep chasing the like a little light that keeps
reflecting off of it onto the decks of the ship.
Yeah, he will. He will certainly put it on.
Does Jeffrey put it on? He blushes a little bit.
Do you feel Bonita? I feel Bonita.
You look Bonita. Well, you look Bonita.
Do you feel Bonita? I feel Bonita.
Well, you, Bonita. I just realized the pocket
Rocket is an adamantine mine. Ohh it's really shiny in there.
Good thing none of us have ADHD. No ADHD.
It's not the. Yeah, I somehow missed that.
I remember in my mind it was a salt line because you described
it as that salt line. Yeah, it was a is a cool place
that exists in reality. But the the the yeah, it's
adamantian um. Yeah, and the dwarves, like, cut
a bunch of it out and I'm pretty sure stole a bunch of it.
Mmhmm. Nice.
Uh, you know, how come? But but we got an Adam we we
could all have. Adamant.
Did you Are you looking at a master showing?
Are you at it looking at its steps?
Maybe, Yeah. I can't wear armor.
You need a strength of 15 though.
So you put it on and you're like, Oh my God, I have a
strength of 15, but I'm not proficient at armor so I can't
wear it. And you learn to be proficient.
Yeah, there's feats for it too. And legs probably.
Yeah. Is it always?
But. OK, so this set is made out of
plate, but you can get it made out to be anything from chain to
on? Yep.
So. Yeah, it's just the fact that
it's it's plate that you need the 15.
Really nice. Ohh, sorry.
Yeah, for some reason. Chain mail.
Like full chain. That's probably why it is full
chain mail. You would need the strength of
13 but if you were just had to like a a shirt like.
A light shirt. Yeah.
Basically mythreal. Yeah, yeah.
Yep, basically. There are myth turn shirts we'll
we'll like turn. Ohh, there is.
Nevermind. Yeah, mythreal is a thing, but
it's a lighter metal. Yeah, don't.
It's a. We'll turn to the others and
just be like next time. When we talk those other guys,
we got to remember to tell them, wait, we have a torque.
Can I see the torque? Who has it?
You have the torque. You have your own talk.
Oh yeah, that's right. I'll message out to all the
torques because one of them is in the other dimension.
Hey, just a reminder. Oh wait, no, they don't.
That's Hamilton. I'm.
Gonna take that back. Hamilton has Flint's torque,
yeah. I'll take that back too, because
I'm pretty sure none of us know they have an adamantine mind,
but he will send out. Hey, I don't know if anyone
needs it, but we've got a set of Adamantine plate.
I don't know how you would get it, but you know.
Let us know if you need anything.
It's up for sale. It's true.
Well, good session guys. Ohh wow it is 10 already.
Yeah, wait. I.
Yeah, I'll say with that I was expecting that to go a little
faster on the because I was had some other things planned out,
but I'm ready for next time. Do we get an action shot of a a
DNA sailing away majestically free?
Yes. As you.
Yes, as you guys are inside of
the cabin crew, a DNA does greet you and.
Where should we set off sail and you guys make it out onto the
deck and I'm assuming Mimi takes a takes up a captain's pose with
the hat and just points E yes. But then realizes they're doing
they can't see see see that and says E that the the the the to
the right because you're facing S currently off the off the side
of the cliffs. And you do take a less look back
over your shoulders to see the cliffs of the market in the
bustling crowd above with the crane going back to work with a
ship that's near you. A larger kind of loaded ship up
with the what's the word I'm looking for here.
A barge, more of a barge that's got a bunch of crates on it that
it's lifting up to the top of the individually up to the top
of the Cliff there. And yeah, you see the soaring
bridges over the walls of of the blue walls and the purple
rooftops of the Queen's palace and the red of the lower tier
and the blue of the lowest tier. You just come from, from the
markets. Deer at districts all their all
their roofs glittering as you are sailing away and the sun is
probably just going to the horizon about to be set in.
Perfect. All done you.
Beautiful. I do have a question though.
So the plates, the portals, so we left one on the cliffs there
at Sorcertees. Is that, I mean, I guess when we
walk back through the portal or when we like we can't close the
portal, the plate will fall to the ground and somebody can pick
it up, right? We just.
Leave it open. The pleat does stop spinning
after a bit and clatter down to the ground if you recall.
And we retrieve it, I would be cuz somebody could just spin it
and end up on a dooday to the. Cliffs to retrieving.
So it was you, you are not. Am I picking it up from my side?
You you are thinking of this correctly, but I don't know if
we if there is an easy way to potentially just lose it, solve
it or not right this second. Can I can I like talk to Timothy
through the through the card and ask him to go pick it up?
Tell him he's just gonna find a plate.
Can I fly back and get it? And if he holds on?
To it, I was gonna say classic. Like road trip.
We stop 5 minutes after we leave.
Shit, I forgot. That's what I was thinking too.
We. Forgot the plate.
Just. Get us close enough and I'm not
even gonna try to fly as a bird. I'm just gonna cast fly.
I was gonna rip out one of my own feathers.
Cast, fly, go over there. Your wings growed like three
times their size, and it's just like whoosh, whoosh up to the
side of the Cliff. You're able to spot it glinting
on the ground in between. The crowd that's being stepped
on top of you probably grab the plate on them.
Like a heartbeat. Everyone.
Everyone's. Screaming, I'll just put it into
my bag of holding. So that I'm not trying to just,
like, carry it in my beaker and my talons and accidentally drop
it in the ocean and I'll just fly back to the just fly back to
a beautiful. All.
Right, let's try this sunset departure again.
That's such a classic, classic ending for this for this group,
yes. Off key music now plays as we
sail away into the music or into the sunset shoot.
So yes, you successfully sail away this time.
Sun is fully going over the horizon, yeah.
Yeah, I can. That's great.
I'm gonna sleep on the deck just to feel the open air and just.
Like, I don't know, caress A railing or a knob very happily
sit on her steering wheel and just like, Yep, this is nice.
Y'all hear a bit of a gooing from a dooney to back to Cat.
Right. And convince him to go to go
start a business together. Yes.
Well, we're well armed, right? We already have, right?
We have the promise of more gold.
We have gold, I believe a contract.
We. Have Adamantium.
Just missing his signature. Yes.
Yeah. It should be fine, right?
I turned to the to the others, and I say, hey, remember that
baby red dragon that we couldn't kill in the illusion room?
How big do you think this one is?
Bigger. I nod.
Excellent. Good.
Bigger is better. Redemption.
Hopefully not. We don't want to kill this one.
Yo all right. Yeah.
It was a good time sleep. Lovely.
Good session. Thanks everyone.
Good. Yay.
Good night. Good night.
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