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Hey fucking Craig. The hand of Fate tosses.
The dice rolls, spins, turns. The harvest is gathered and the
feast is spread, a shared moment that becomes a memory.
Memories flow out into the infinite sea, fading to myth
until myths are forgotten and the again.
The hand of fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
It's a Thanksgiving leftovers one shot that we find you find
yourselves in. If you didn't know, and you all
for the most part last memory, wherever you were, whatever you
were doing, is that of a immense kuthi ma opening wide and
engorging you. And now you currently wake up or
come back to consciousness, whatever you wanted to find it
as. And what appears to be a the gut
of the monster that has swallowed the walls, the
ceiling, the floors are all a bit squishy.
There is a putrid kind of. Rotten egg smell to the air and
as you're kind of coming to there's some bugs that are bug
like humanoid people that are standing around you gazing at
you and probably at least the fly is gone to each one of you
and it's probably when each one of you are waking up as it flips
across to your face. And if Slash licks whatever is
exposed flesh there is and a mage like character who is
dressed in some sort of ceremonial guard comes over and
shoes them all away and just. Shoe, shoe, shoe.
And they go back into the corner.
Oh, Sir, Huxtable's going to chase those flies.
They got to die. I'm getting flashbacks to crash
box and I've got the zookeeper that gets eaten.
I haven't. We were all passed out lying
down. Yes, and are probably getting up
on your knees and hands and knees and such.
So Agonon gets up and he kind of bounces a little bit to test if
it's like a trampoline. Not.
Quite a hopeful look at his eyes.
How much did I? Drink last night.
Not quite trampoline like, more of a a taut muscle.
So pretty pretty it it's got give to it, but not bounce, I'll
put it that way. Boy, I said, boy, boy, I say,
what are you doing boy? Bouncing around like you trying.
I, I, I want them answer machine.
Boy, I tell you what, calm down some down now.
Dude, that is precisely what I was hoping to do.
I begin screaming and running around the room, hitting the
walls. God.
Well, at least I'm not a bird. Spikes, no offense intended.
Some contacts. Gonna he's gonna see if he still
has like anything in his like, hip flask.
For contacts for anyone that wasn't there, Agonon spent the
entire last Thanksgiving session as a little duckling.
Oh great. I I remember that.
Oh God, yeah. Pretty useless.
Hey, you made a hit. Don't, don't, don't, don't sell
yourself. Short a poke.
I made a poke that's being generous.
So if you guys want to go through, it sounds like you kind
of described, at least to me, what you're doing.
But what it who who are you playing and what are you doing
then tonight, each of your characters there.
I know we kind of sort of, or at least familiar with Agonon and a
little bit of Whiskey Jack, but I think we need some other names
here so I'm not forgetting them. I'm probably already forgetting
them already. Yeah.
Yeah, So Sir Huxtable the burn inator, is a dwarf paladin.
He's level 10, so I'm under. One thing of exhaustion is
running over to wherever the flies are, and I rolled A20 for
an unarmed strike. He's just going to try to chomp
them. Is it the little doggy?
Yeah, beautiful. You don't have.
No point get up yet. I will get there but he is just.
The flies are driving him nuts. It's the sound they need to die.
Nothing else matters right now. Jack's going to back up.
Who is it? Eric Oka and you see it, another
Eric Oka across the way if you want to go through yours there,
Rick. What are you wearing?
Boy, boy, let me tell you. Let me tell you, boy, my name is
Jeb. I am an Americocra.
Everything in this world is free because I'm an Americocra.
Who are you? Wow.
Look, You know what? Good.
It's OK. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what you think.
It all matters about how good Jeb looks.
Everything in this world is free because I took it quietly.
Now boy, don't make this. Guy has the right idea, this
guy's got the. Right behind that.
I am Rumble Foreskin son of Rumble 3 skin.
I regret agree with you. Father of Rumple 5 and 6 skin.
Say say something else please. Does that get hard to clean
that? It's honestly easier than you
think he says it. Looks like something schedule in
your house. Looks for your tents.
Say Los. So I am playing Spike, new
character, level 5 barbarian rogue barbed winged tiefling
wearing a very tattered and whole filled free hugs T-shirt
with what appears to be Vietnam. That memorabilia.
Kind of like he's got dog tags and like a scarf and like, oh,
very Viet Vietnam vibe. Thousand I stand.
Does he have the hat? Does he have the I served hat?
I served, I served. I don't know if it was a mistake
or not. But I killed a lot of people
over there. What's his name again?
Bike. Bike I get on turns with bike.
Like. Nice to meet you.
I shake your hand. But I see you're a hugger.
And he opened his arms. You don't want to do that?
Hold on, I'll retract my spikes and give you a hug.
I am patient. The spikes are for other people.
I see. I would hope so.
I'm. Not Who are you people?
Are you the enemy? I hope not.
I'm Agon, I've been around for a while.
I think I already introduced myself.
That's right, his nose and flicking it into the.
Spot you profoundly. I wish you hadn't, frankly.
Oh, you need it all. You need it.
Oh, boy is I am. Yeah.
You're one of those new age ones, are you?
Is that a Red Hat you're wearing?
I'm magnificent, boy. I'm magnificent.
Look upon my glorious. Own Jeb.
That attack is definitely hitting the the giant fly you
you're able to hux Sir Huxtable you're able to able to grab one
of its legs and RIP it off, but it still flies away from you and
continually. Mother fucker I'm just going to
watch it and like sit real still and wait for it to land
somewhere. The individual.
That. Chewed the creatures away, steps
forward and introduces himself as.
It's the guy in his stomach. Hello brave adventurers.
Help. I know, I know I'm brave.
I know you can. You can praise Jed Moore.
What do you need? You can call me Stew, one of the
Sioux chefs on this Stew. Wonderful vestige.
Let me guess, you make soups? Any gestures to the giant
cauldron? I don't think it's much much of
a soup why we really wouldn't eat it.
It's mostly made of stomach acids.
I really just put things in it to make them go away.
I see. But welcome to my humble abode.
You must have been swallowed by the beast I.
Guess so. As yeah, again.
Well, that's interesting. You must you must know then
about our our grand design from the Masticating MA subsection of
the PNC. I'm going to move.
Between this guy and the Coltrane.
Oh oh oh, I think you and I are confused about what beast did
the devouring. It's not my first time being
devoured. Boy, you, you are mistaken.
Jeb does not get devoured. This, this beast is just lucky
to have Jeb in his belly. That's what is this.
I'm pretty sure you got devoured my guy.
What was your? What was your name again?
You can call me spew. It doesn't matter what your name
is, only Jeff. All right, then you could make
yourselves at home, but you could also, you know, try and
figure out the Lord Guzzle's puzzle, all right.
The Guzzle puzzle. OK.
Give us the puzzle. He gestures towards.
Give us the puzzle. Towards the wall and he, and
there's an inscription it just above the bookshelf that reads
Here Rest Guzzle, Lord of the Unfinished Plate.
Though dust now lines his throat, the binding feast still
keeps the bird from flight. He asks for plenty, and the gods
ingest gifted him only more. His hunger guards the door.
Interesting. Like a Riddle.
I look between this guy and the Stew pot and this guy and the
Stew pot and then everyone else, this guy and then the Stew pot
again. What?
Hi, I'm Agonon. Are you hunger by any chance?
Did you walk up to the little squishy thing?
Yes, this adorable little creature.
Yeah. So at the end of the squishy
chamber that you're in, it kind of curves off and then goes into
a much smaller fluck, fluctuating and closed,
currently sphincter muscle. And in front of it stands a
little marsh marshmallow with a little marshmallow on a stick.
And it doesn't say anything to you.
It just looks up at you like. Hello.
Marshy. Can we get that Riddle written
down? Oh, sure, So you?
Don't have to say it 8 times. Yeah, I'll send it in chat.
Agonon tentatively reaches out to pat it on its head in a very
non threatening manner, slowly and slowly does it to give him a
chance to back away if he wants to and on his head.
And it just like giggles and and like well.
Aren't you precious? Oh God, what's on all the
shelves? You're looking at the shelves
and Stu turns to you and goes, ah, I see you found my wares.
It's just been tasked with keeping Lord guzzles pet that we
find ourselves in with a a settled stomach and on the
chairs you can kind of read acid and acid sorts of mixtures.
Interesting. Oh, this pet of his.
What is this creature that we find ourselves?
Within, Well, have you heard of the Turducken?
Oh no. Yes, yes, I.
Am that is, that is probably the most infamous creature in Nord
Guzzle's repertoire. But I think, if I remember
correctly, I think we're inside of the pit tart, pit pit tart
Pawtucken. It's it's like the Turducken,
but at a whole nother level of like a whole of like a giant
wild. Bird.
No. Boar.
Yeah.
Not like a pheasant, Dang. You round on a bird, I think.
Oh, are there any birds other than this?
Get these two here. I point at Jeb and Whiskey.
Yeah, here's a bird. I am the bird.
Yeah, I mean they look like birds to me, but I think they
prefer error, error. Color.
I'm a person. Is there a bird in here?
Not a bird. Is there a book?
Is there a book about birds? That's where we're at.
There are no real like. They called it a book more, but
it's less than the gods gave us more.
So maybe we need to make the little bastard into S'mores?
I say, pointing at the cute marshmallow.
Somebody says s'more and he pulls out his big long 2 handed
sword and lights on fire. I can make me a roasted
marshmallow real quick, boy. Who are you?
I didn't like this. You're welcome.
That's all you need. No, boy.
He's an Americochra, do you didn't hear him the first time?
Exactly. Make him say it again.
Haven't even heard him the first time.
And he didn't know. Boy, everything I do is free.
Oh. How gracious I have a blowjob.
You're welcome. I know you've.
Got to be. Don't worry, I'm spiky.
That's. You know, I thought I.
Would you have more? Person in this group.
I wonder. Why?
So am I correct to assume that this Riddle then moves hunger
away from guarding the door? You got me.
As far as I've figured out, because I've been trying to get
out, there's only one, well, I guess two ways out and he points
at the Stew pot and then he points at the marshmallow.
And I haven't tried either. All right, so.
You've been assigned to this Riddle, but not instructed as to
a motivation to solve it. Oh no, I I'm less, I'm less
interested in solving the Riddle as as I was put here to guy.
Russell is going to look for some very big Graham crackers.
Yes, Stew guards the Stew. Jeb is going to go roast the.
Marker Snowman as snowman, you know.
Yeah, you, you find, you find more or or less what you're
looking for with it looks like these roots that have started to
grow along the sides of the cavern that are large enough to
be mistaken for Graham crackers. What?
Shape are these roots? Great shaped.
I say. They do, I say.
They do have to make the cute guy into a little snort.
They definitely they definitely have a cinnamony smell to him if
you. Approach.
Them sorry, Steven, but we're going to have to kill each
other. Yeah, there's one to swing and
roast the marshmallow. That does not appear to be any
chocolate that you can find. Just have to stick to the
s'more. It says s'mores without
chocolate. Like pretty sure that's not what
that is, but OK. I'm going to grab these two big
old Graham cracker things and try and drag them over to the
marshmallow. Jack reads a sigh of relief that
Rumple Foreskin didn't try to come up with some other sort of
chocolate. Well, what's what was your, what
were you saying, Josh? A strength check for the because
it's a, it's a fully attached two of these.
Roots, I argue athletics. Sure, argue roasting.
All right, because I, I, I, I -1 strength, but I am trained in
athletics. Exist.
Oh nice 21. You're able to to peel them both
off with that 21 and have enough size chunks of the outer layer
of bark of these roots to perceivably push the marshmallow
guy into all. Right, I'm gonna drag him over
there and once he's toasted I'm gonna mush him if he doesn't
fight back. So.
Somebody tried to toast him. I, I said.
I'm, I'm, I'm going to try to toast him.
See let's see here. Yeah, I don't have any fire
spells or I would. I was looking just have like
light. Spells and then add my.
Career's notes, Olivia, you have two.
Levels 1010 to hit him tend to hit him.
'Cause you're level 10, right? Level 10, yeah, yes, you have
two levels. How do I add that?
How he's. Going to do it manually.
Go to go to real quick. Just go to conditions.
Yeah, I looked. Scroll all the way down.
Yeah, I see.
Unconscious, stunned. Oh, that's dumb.
So wait, I thought 5 was where we're starting.
Level 10 is 2 and not one. Level, even one level of
exhaustion is fucking brutal. Yeah, if you, if you do the if
you do the pop down for it, you're at level 2 with level at
at level 2 of exhaustion at level 10 because yeah, it does.
It does get it scales dramatically.
You can scroll all the way down after you do the drop down arrow
and see the results of the other ones anyways.
I was trying. To bring up these character
sheet and it keeps giving me an error for these marshmallow guys
and I made it already. I might have to go to my
creations. I hope brew open link.
Yeah. So I was like, I don't think a
lot, I don't think A10 will hit a marshmallow, but I'm hoping it
would. It hits the marshmallow.
I want to say it, yeah. How high could they say be?
It's a marshmallow. Oh well, you know, you never
know. You never.
Oh, I love everything. I was better.
Than Ghostbusters, but I know you haven't.
Yeah. So it, it unfortunately a 10
does not hit it. It bounces it.
It hits it and then bounces into the stomach and then sizzles
out. Boy, I swear, I swear boy.
And then he goes to hit it again.
You will respect the gem. Yeah, keep.
In mind, you're attacking the. Advantage, Rick.
I know and I got to. See SO 21 -, 6.
It's the newer rules, yeah 15 that'll hit and.
Jeb is now going to roast it. You're melee attacking it,
right? I'm spell, I'm I'm spell
striking it it's going to get spicy, so it's going to.
A melee. Strike, Yeah, it is.
It's it's, it's a melee strike. But spell strike it adds my my
weapon and my spells damage which I'm I'm throwing fireball
through the sword. And so as as you strike, your
sword gets encased in its marshmallow gooeyness and it
giggles, and then it bursts into flame, caught like a big ball of
fire. Holy shit.
More than you think it would be possible as well that everyone
within 5 feet of the creature is going to be taking 1D6.
I think it was going back and forth between.
No, no deck save or anything. It's because it's the melee.
It's in melee range. It's fire.
I made the creature. I made the creature.
We could throw a deck save on it if you want if you think that
seems more reasonable. I'm not the one attacking it.
Yes, I do think that's reasonable.
Deck save then. Please God don't 13 back off.
Oh, 14? Nevermind.
Wait, what? You got 2 in there, an 8 and a
14. I rolled an 8 and then +6.
That's what it is. I rolled.
This was for people next to it, right?
It looked like the first one was a 6 + 2 and it just came through
a second time and corrected it. You're right.
I don't know. OK, I have no idea.
Either it rolled twice for some reason.
I. Haven't set the advantage but
OK. It was a while that mine was
doing that too and I don't know why.
And you're going to be rolling with actually.
You're going to need to roll a strength to instead, actually.
Sorry, Rick. Oh God, here we go.
Jeb. Jeb.
Jeb rolls a an amazing 13. You're able able to pull your
sword back out, but you're not able to avoid the flames as both
you and Rump of foreskin take one fire damage as it turns into
a charred husk in front of it and the flames seem to engulf
the sphincter muscle and it retracts out of fear it appears.
Yeah, you're welcome. That's it.
The marshmallow is cooked, Yeah. So do we need to put the fire
out? We don't want to burn it, right?
That was it. It seems to go out.
This. Is bullshit, I say, throwing the
the big Graham cracker. Bark down.
Sorry, cute little guy. But.
Yeah, go. As I walk through, I'm going to
grab a glob of marshmallow from its crust from behind the crust.
Oh, Jeb, we'll, we'll grab a little bit of the Graham cracker
and then take the the goo that's on on his sword and and make him
marshmallow. Enjoy that?
It's a little. Little woodier than what you
expect. Can you move it like drag and
drop it? Because that's what I was able
to do with. It.
And you come up to another sphincter muscle with another
marshmallow around the corner there rumpel foreskin and.
Oh damn it. For eating as you ate the
marshmallow though, you feel a little bit better on the inside,
as if like you would had a decently relaxed day.
Or maybe to yourself you can add 1 to your DD20 rules now.
We got another wait, you know what I have AI have a Flint and
tender. I'm going to try and light it on
fire. It looks at you as you're coming
up with it at the Flint and tender and goes to push you back
basically with its spear like. Oh, this?
One has a spear. And they both had kind of like a
spear, but it's got a marshmallow on the tip of the
spear. Listen little guy, I don't want
to do this any more than you want this to happen.
I lie as I instead light a torch and then throw the torch at.
Him is that a man this sleight of hand check then maybe call
it. I know there's there's a there's
something associated with throws.
You're thinking of a, you're thinking of a improvised weapon
attack. Oh yeah, is that just?
You I would just I would do AI mean improvised.
Improvised is you just don't add your proficiency and then you
choose the damage based off a similar item.
So a stick might be a club, right?
If you're essentially throwing a a burning club at someone.
Or just treat it like a fire bolt. 1414.
OK, as well as that you're as you're going along through this
tube, I forgot to add in this description.
You're finding vestiges of food, like just bits and pieces of all
sorts of different things just lodged up against the walls, in,
in, in, in the walls, on the floor, on the ceiling, just like
chunks, like, you know, bits of corn.
You you're able to successfully throw the torch and ignite the
next little guy. He bursts into flames and he
comes running at you in this case.
Small little small little goblet.
Put yourself in front of the gym and block that.
Here rascals all Lord again finished Wait.
He's on fire. What do I do?
Like he's running at me. Yeah, and there's people behind
you backed up, it looks like. Yeah, they were all falling,
falling down. Do you try to do you try to
dodge under the under the next person in line?
No, I'm just going to, I'm going to, I'm going to dodge, but it's
going to be an uncanny dodge. OK.
If I need to. Yeah, go for it.
No, it's you. It attacks me or whatever it's
doing. What am I doing?
OK, OK, we'll just make it this one here.
I can't just click on it like that, so +3 this is it's slam
anyways, so here we go 13. 13 to hit will miss.
OK, it trips over its little legs and falls flat on its face
in front of you and then bursts into flames and charts, charts
nothing into a pile of goop in front of you.
I almost feel bad. Hey, eat the marshmallow.
It's pretty good. Oh yeah.
Yeah. All right, I Jack takes a bite.
As you do it seems to be the only goop leftover in the char,
and you can no. Oh shit, another one.
You get in the oh A + 2 to your D20 rolls.
How many little bastards are there?
And next one's looking at you and goes.
Wilfred. Wilfred.
I don't know what nobody named
Wilfred, my guy. You need to move, I say, wiping
the marshmallow off of my face and licking it off of my finger.
They're. Foreign hostiles.
Get them America Bird. Yeah.
I can't move. They've got oil.
You might have you might have been stuck on the wall.
How's that? Little squishy man, I need to
move out of my way. Yeah, that's coming through.
They I say. Is Sir Huxibull having the same
problems? Here we go.
Try that. Try now.
Now, boy, I say, I need you to move out of my way.
Agonitic gingerly steps around this thing.
Try not to get sticky. Just a charred husk at this
point with the spots that you've walked past all all so far.
I see everybody else is leading down this tunnel, but Spike, are
you coming down the tunnel or are?
You, I want the, I want to look at this, this acid thing.
What's it connected to the floor by?
It seems it's just sitting out of the floor.
But it's just sitting. Is it OK?
So it's like a like a cauldron that's made of the floor.
Yep. I look at the guy.
What if I put you in there? Stu looks at you, looks at the
cauldron. It goes.
I guess you put me out of my misery.
They'd probably have. They'd probably send just
another one of me. Do you want that?
I could kill you if you want to die.
Sometimes there's. I've been, I've been in a POW
camp like this before. It's terrible.
I've killed many of my best friends because they asked me
to. I'll kill you if you want me.
Oh boy, I will. I, I like, I like to be alive.
It it does sometimes there's some interesting stuff that
drops down. I I back up slowly.
Do I need any of this stuff? Torch.
I left it on the ground back there.
I'm going to take can I? Can I have some of this stuff?
I'm going to take one of everything.
It's useful. You you can I guess it it
doesn't doesn't probably give you anything good for now I
would guess. Can I just pick the whole
bookcase? I don't think, I don't think you
can. It's like 10 feet long by like
10 feet high. Damn.
All right, I'm going to take notes of everything that's on
there in case we need it later and then I'll catch up with the
group and I'll get up in here you.
Probably like. Marshmallows.
I'll break off one of my spikes and then take a gob so that I
can make another mini marshmallow.
There seems to be no more goo left in the one that you're
standing on. OK, it's just all char.
Did someone have to? Take a little.
Goop for this guy. Jeb's like the one in front of
Jeb. He's like, you need to move boy,
or you'll end up on a smear and mess on the floor.
Expect the same to conversate. I I I pull out another torch and
throw it at it. All right.
Go ahead and make it. What many torches do you have in
your backpack? Wow.
Live. Nice.
Your head and make that. We.
Just we all take 5 days. Technically we have starting
equipment, didn't we? Starting, yeah, it comes with
five, I think. I'm I'm going to say because
you're throwing it over a, a Jeb and then you're going so.
I don't know how you want to do this, but I have an interesting
in a very scroll. Corridor What?
What are you going to say? So if I've played it before
where if you're essentially essentially in half or three
quarter cover and you throw the thing if your role misses but is
in or within that like range like the two or three, then it
hits the the first person. Yeah, it's pretty much just
going to the the the butt of it's going to smack Jeb in the
back of the head as you're trying to lob it around in a.
Donkey Punch. Boy, what are you doing, man A.
3 bludgeoning damage. Looks around like he doesn't
know who just hit Jeb. With a three bludgeoning damage.
I'll give you a deck save to try and catch the torch before it
lands on you though, Jeb. All right, let me take my my 3
damage and then come. On I roll with deception there.
That's a three. Dev is not hitting that thing.
Dev is. Dev is offended.
Then you're probably going to as it smacks you in the back of the
head, the part of a part of your Cape catches on fire for three
fire damage. Now, boy, what?
I said, boy, don't make me come back there.
It was tacky anyways it. Was.
On fire. It was beautiful.
How dare you desecrate my stars, my spangle and my banners?
And the marshmallow seems to be getting antsy at this point
after you having not understood it and it and it just screams
and then slams into you being at the front of the line.
You done messed up, boy. You done messed up.
I think it's saying food. Jeb puffs out.
Jeb puffs out his wings and. Oh, that's a nasty. 20.
For. You are.
You are getting hit, boy. Yeah, that's not that much.
OK, so plus one to then five slam and it like it doesn't open
up or anything, but when it makes contact with you, it just
kind of like latches onto you with its goo like nature and
just and where did it go? Now here he is.
It pulls out a match from under the inside of its own like Jeff
grabs it, probably the I called it a a spear earlier and then
lights itself on fire. Jeff grabs it before he lights
it. He he is reacting to grab that
thing before he lights it. Not how being attacked works,
Rick. How dare he?
For another D6 fire as it burns to crisp in front of you.
On you. On you, yeah, you got goo, fiery
goo melting on you for another you'll.
Feel better? Too, too fire damage.
Culinary napalm is what that. Is he?
He takes that damage and then press the digitation you feel.
Better, I promise. Oh, he eats, he eats him, but he
also prestige his his his clothes back, no.
God damn it. That's.
Right, these these colors don't run boy.
You didn't experience this as much before because you didn't
have any health missing, but you got 7 of your health back there.
Oh. It.
Heals for AD 10 because I was missing 2 HP when I ate wine I.
Wasn't Oh, you just. 1. Oh, from the fire, fire.
Explosion, Yeah. My bad, I forgot about that for
a second. Yeah, you're healed up.
Jeb continues forward into the next part of the cat intestines.
Agnon dips a finger in this little marshmallow.
I say God, I say God damn it boys, get out of my way.
The marshmallow is left only crust other than the that, but
there is a next one up here. Yeah, that's the one.
That's the one. That's the one Jeff's looking
at. He's like, God damn it boy, get
out of my way. He's like, like rumples, like
God damn it. Did the one that Agonon took
from having to go? No, all of the ones have been
eaten. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you eat from the second one? Then my bad.
That's where he's trying to eat from.
'Cause I didn't, he's next to thought I'd rolled for that.
It was 7 The Hill. Yeah, for you.
Yeah, I thought Rumpel ate the first one and then Jeb ate the
second one. Meg ate the second one.
That's Meg, Meg, Meg the. Second one.
Yeah, so Whiskey Jack ate the second one.
That was my bad. Yeah, and I thought I would for
that one only. One serving per marshmallow.
Yeah, they they have very little little goo leftover after they
burned themselves to a crisp. Got it.
Jeb is Jeb is just straight stabbing this marshmallow.
He is straight stabbing the marshmallow.
He's not giving a time to to touch him.
He is stabbing it. He cares not if it's.
Lighted on fire. He.
Yeah, they think they're trying to tell us they're friends.
OK, I think we -6. They're in the.
Way 20 Are we sure that's what they're trying to tell us?
22 to hit this thing. With a -6 holy fuck.
Jeb is, yeah. That'll hit.
And he is, he's going to take, let's see, 2023.
Plus he's taking 30 damage. Jeb is fire bolt into his his
sword. Fuck this thing.
From how far back though? Oh no, it's it's how how the
spell strike works. It's as I hit.
You spell strike. Spell strike?
Sorry, you said fire bolt, so that's where my brain was at for
a second. Yeah, it burst into flame again
and screams. That'd be another D6 fire to you
since you're in 5 feet range of it.
Yeah, America. Wherever that is.
America. Oh, that's full damage.
Six, I am going to eat the residue.
Of this one, No, no, no, no. We share.
We share the marshmallows. You had the last one.
He's an American. He doesn't share.
Don't share the hell that. Shit, no, hang on, I thought he
gave everything away for free. Everything is free.
No, I, I, I. His actions are free.
I all my actions are free now everything actually is.
Free since we get a + 1, we share these kill yourself a
different way you're. The one I'm not.
Just cast fire bolt. Fine, I'll just clean myself up
anyway. Yeah, did you you you ate from
the last one. I I think I rolled but make sure
that you Yeah, so painful. I don't think it was whichever
Yeah, it's AI can't plus one to your D20 year olds.
That guy dies. I physically cannot move past
this point. I.
Understand I've, I've made them, I've made the made it pretty
tight. I I was trying to scale it right
but it's it's tough anyways. Gotta suck it in.
The walls start closing in around you, forcing you in the
opposite direction. Right, we're getting shitted.
And then you're able to squeeze back, squeeze through.
I'm not into this kind of thing. Yeah, you might be hung up on
that. Here we go.
So. I'm I'm.
I'm. Thanksgiving always becomes like
toilet humor. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm
stuck too. I'm trying to maneuver him
through there and it's not. Working this is a real tight
corridor. It looks like you're able you're
able to squeeze through whiskey and Rumpel is able to squeeze
through and you see another marshmallow that goes.
Made it through the camp. Yeah.
You guys can talk. Not all of us.
Can you move? No.
Why not? He's.
Like taking. Fireball, Tim.
All right, the ritual.
All right, give me a torch. Hold up.
No, no, stop. Wait.
Ritual. Ritual.
In the next room we're making ritual.
Yeah. Alright, tell us about it.
They they, they keep, they keep the chamber heavy.
It, it, sometimes it constricts in there.
We get. Squished like the vagina I'm
going to be. In.
Torch. No, I think, I think, I think
Stu Kylie had died. Fine, I'll get my own torch.
I say, pulling out another one and starting to light it.
Oh. Well, I just no, I had to ask
how far away he is from me because I'm just going to
fireball his ass from where I'm at.
I. Don't think you have line of
sight. No, not really, but he is like
15 feet up the corridor length. Oh, we can like in swap places
swap. Places with me, I'm lighting
this one. I'm a torch and then I'm going
to try and bap him. He he, he sees you lighting the
torch and he goes, it's not that dark in here.
What are you doing? I.
Know, but like it's like I don't know, I don't see too good
without like a lot of light. I'll just keep lighting the
torch and as soon as I get it lit I'm just going to back him
with it here. Can you hold this?
Just stick it into. Him OK, and he goes to reach for
it and I guess you I'm doing another improvised weapon
strike. God.
Damn it, he's taking it though. Can you just, is it like a
voluntary hit? That's not how calm that works,
Jacob. I mean, why not?
Maybe you just stuck it throwing?
This is a melee attack. Oh, that's a noun.
Maybe you just suck it. Kidding.
He were they rather, they don't seem to have really a gender.
And it goes to grab for it and misjudges the grab for it
because you were overcompensating and then like
slips and then just falls onto it.
They're not very coordinated. They're giant marshmallows.
And I'll even roll for him, but I'm sure he won't.
Yeah, here we go. He's got a minus.
Yeah, we'll roll that. Give me my dice rolls.
Oh, OK, here we go. Yeah, he he falls directly on it
and bursts into flame. And then that's a three fire
damage to you as he burns to crispiness.
In front of you. God, these things are dumb.
Now, boy, that's the first. That's the first bright thing
you've done, boy. I say as I grab another, as I
grab my torch and just, I swear to God, if there's another
fucking marshmallow up here. You circle around the chamber,
the corridor going forward with everyone following behind you.
And I'm going to start moving people.
But everybody else is going to be hearing, wait, hearing a
slight chanting. That's going on.
I just moved. Come on.
During all of this, Agonon wanted to be investigating this
little like room up here. Oh, OK, Let me see what you're
talking about. What room?
Oh, the little, like camp room? Yeah.
So you'd seen some supplies that were kind of leftover from what
looks like a a expedition that is slightly charred.
And there it does seem to be of the marshmallow char that's been
leftover, as if somebody that was resting here was set upon by
a bunch of them and it was just there's a goo everywhere in
there, like belongings and such. They fought back and took some
marshmallows with them. And to that to that you're kind
of curious why there aren't any other remains?
Well, everything. It's added to this too, is my
guess. What's this piece of paper right
here? You see written on it, there
seems to be a almost like it's been held close to somebody.
A waxed oiled paper that describes a beast that had been
harrowing. The town of a giant boar that
had multiple heads sometimes and multiple.
The description is vague but it it generally takes the shape of
a bore. But that it was eating people
that were trying to get into or leave from the village.
And these you, you would guess, are some leftovers from an
adventure crew that had been sent to try and Vanquish that
said creature. Tragic.
He scoops up the the letter, folds up, puts in his pocket.
And there is a reward for the creature's head of like 1000
gold. And is there anything in the the
hits about like a weakness or a strategy against the creature?
Not much is known. There is nothing.
Like I said, the description was even kind of vague and off off
kilter because there was a couple of different images of
it, but it was the, the, yeah, that's the, there wasn't much in
the description of it, no. So you said there are no remains
leftover. Are there any belongings?
There seems to be a bed roll, some general camp supplies,
rations. They'd set up some sort of
little like tarp over some kindling or something.
No goodies, no, no shinies. No goodies or shinies.
Again, we'll take the rations. How many rations?
You found a pouch of three. Yeah, well, better than nothing.
I need meanders back down the the path.
I'm stuck. I got you.
That's I kept trying to move you past this, but you kept going
back there a little bit. So there we go.
But besides the chanting that you're hearing as you're
rounding the next bend, you probably hear Rumpel Foreskin
explaining there's a Chamber of marshmallows in the next room.
We. Got chanting 3.
I only see 2. Yep, 3.
You come in and they don't seem to stop their chanting, but they
do glance at you and then look at the book that a large book
that's like a 10 foot book almost open to a page with a a
sigil on it that's glowing and it's growing brighter.
Yeah, I'm going to walk, run up and close the book.
You try to close close the book and it does not close.
Jeb is going to fire Bolt every freaking marshmallow in this
room. Walk in and look at everyone and
be like be the fatties. Someone have scorching, right?
It said. There was someone.
Feel like Anakin when he goes into the Jedi temple.
And and he's and and the one. One that's the closest to you as
you come in is able to only break in between the chance.
Don't break the door, won't blah blah blah.
It doesn't matter what you say. Before any of that happens, Sir
Huxtable, just like bounds across the room and just like
full on full body tackles this one and just starts gnawing on
it, munching. And it starts screaming but
doesn't stop. It's chanting.
Bound boy, bound boy, bound boy. We might need them with a 14.
Take this ration instead. And he brandishes one of the
rations that you found, sniffs it, and like, coughs at you.
The 14 will hit. Or.
A roll. I got a couple rolls for the
first. Oh oops, like a box keep
popping. Just go with the first one.
Those were all why they're all twos.
I think it's your unarmed strike is always.
Going Yeah, it is. OK, that's all.
That's a 2. And let's see, it's still
chanting, still alive as you're gnawing on it.
And you do get a +2 to your or plus one to your D20 rules of
the future. And the the chanting seems to be
reaching a high point. And if no one else is doing
anything, the the final the farthest one from themselves.
I'm fire bolting it. I'll walk forward and deal with.
One, I can basically just like punch a lot.
He's Whiskey's just going to stand back and watch.
He's not interested in burying his first in one of these.
I'm going to go. Up and I'm going to try to talk
to the the other one that we haven't heard from yet.
You're, I'm assuming Jeb, you're attacking the first one then
that you come in contact with. Oh, no, no, he's catching the
one mumbling over there in the corner.
He's saying no, no, no, no. He's catching the one in the
corner. So he's trying.
To the one that's being chewed on right now.
Yeah, and he's just going. To a normal.
Fire Bolt. He's just going to normal fire.
Bolt my my fur will get singed. Oh, wait, where you at?
No, no, the one over there at the corner, I'm not.
I'm not going to have to walk. I'm not going to walk up to it.
I'm just going to fire him from the oh.
That one OK. Yeah, but yeah.
I thought you had to. I thought you had to get up
close to him for that. I I I can use canned trips.
I have the power of gay trips. So does 7.
Does 17 touch him tell? You.
Oh yeah, and that'll hit. Give that man 19 fire.
He burns into a crispy char on the ground and then the one
that's at the door entry then that you're watching from
whiskey. Jack tears up and then screams
the final chant. You can only guess as he jumps
onto what looks like a platter. A platter and and catches him
that and then he pulls out two pieces of chocolate and a Graham
cracker from what looks like a dimensional bag that he lays in
and catches himself on fire on the platter, finishing the chant
which opens the door. It looks like another sphincter
muscle to the north. I told you it's the duodenum.
Musky sacrificed himself to get us out of here.
Poor whiskey it. Was violence.
I I will. I will mourn you, good Sir.
I'll mourn you. And as Agonon walks past, he
discreetly just takes a swipe of the marshmallow when he.
And you get the satisfying sensation running through you of
having had a little bit of chocolate mixed with the
marshmallow and the Graham Graham cracker essence around
it, suffusing you and and and viewing your roles of with a +3.
Yeah, man, the thing he says like rumbling for that wasn't
even really a Riddle. It was just like the
marshmallows of fire didn't let them do their thing when we get
here for some reason. Ladies and gentlemen, this way.
I don't know, I had fun. Where's the damn bird?
Come this way, follow the bird, the best bird.
There's a door that opened to the north.
Yeah, I'm following. The.
Damn. Bird, I'm grumbling.
Wait. What is this marshmallow yet?
Why is there a coffin goblin? Come check this thing.
Yo, I don't even eat this marshmallow.
I am. I can't sell it in my hands
with. I need to eat one everybody else
has, but I'm stuck in a sphincter.
Oh, you haven't had one? OK, take it.
Well, this one. This one's nice.
Poor what? Which one?
That was the one that Sir Huxtable 8.
OK, so he succeeded in eating it.
OK. Yep.
Or do you need one? You can have it.
If she had Agonon rather had from the platter my the the best
one. Yeah, but then to I can't
remember. No, not which she.
Need 1 He had the he had he had like the second one.
So plus one. Then, then I'll eat this one.
Remind me of the time I had to eat my fellow soldiers, and then
I leave. Well.
God. No, no.
I don't think we should split up.
Follow the poop holes. I'm gonna check out.
Let me, let me just give me some.
Let me give me, let me, let me give you some descriptions of
this chamber. Before you wander in this
particular chamber that you find yourself, you walk up a set of
stairs that seems to be laden with bits of food.
But as well as blood kind of seeping in through the walls.
And the end of the walls themselves have changed into a
bit of a Stony mass that continually kind of drips and
seeps this blood in the next chamber.
As you finally open it, the stairwell opens up to the top.
You find a large coffin that sits at the top of a final set
of stairs facing out into a a small area where you just walked
up into that have some statues in them.
One of what looks like a Thanksgiving sandwich if you
know what I'm talking about, and then the the other one looks
looks like a a deviled egg. Those are these.
Mr. Foreskins, go, go touch that coffin.
I can't hurt my delicate hands. I see Sir Huxtable up there too.
Yeah, I'm sniffing. Do I smell anything?
You smell besides the putrid smells that you were smelling
before of egg that have feigned a little bit in these halls, you
now smell a that of do you ever ever smelled when a whole bunch
of food like if your fridge is gone and turn the power's gone
off and all of it, all of it's spoiled that that spoiled smell
coming from the bathroom. My ears are going to go back and
I'm just going to shake my head. It's.
My mouth blocked up. Take a big whiff.
Take a big whiff and be like. Takes me back and I.
Stare on. Mom is cooking two week old
leftovers right there. Listen, is there anything in it?
It's sealed. Oh we, we cracking this bitch
open. I got a pry bar.
Let's go. Probably fermented and knock
yourself out buddy. Did you know that is?
You could get really, really drunk on embalming fluid from
these guys. Yeah, but right before, right
after you die. Typically right before.
We cracking this bitch? You go to hell and then you die.
Strength check this one is. I'm not investing the eggs or
investigating the eggs. Do I get anything for having a
pry bar? What is the typical on that one
most people give you? Crowbar.
Efficiency or they do advantage on it.
Yeah, I was thinking about it. There's a rule set for it.
Just do Google crowbar. Evangelist strength checks where
the crowbar leverage can be applied.
Yeah, avenge. That's right.
That's right, Mr. Foreskin. Oh well, you don't.
Put your back into a sub. Put your back.
Into AI got a nine. With the 10.
Well, Mr. Foreskin, oh, you got a minus.
I need you to put your back into a.
Suck back to athletics, that would be a different matter.
Would you like some help there Small 1 you?
Do not you do not open it. Yeah, you, you, you, you take a
shot at a big guy. Yeah, drink check.
Right, I will use the crowbar. Use your back boy.
Use your back do. You mind, not every moment of
silence needs to be filled. 16 yeah, 16 and 13, so 16.
Did you add your plus one? Oh yeah, No 17 then. 17 You were
able to get the crowbar in and you're able to wiggle it around,
but it's and it starts to kind of budget, but it does, it's not
quite there. It doesn't come off, it doesn't
lift. It like lifts up and then it
slams back down. Let me try.
Give me that. Yeah.
OK, so I rolled with advantage. I'm getting +2 from the
marshmallow that I love. Skilled.
Yeah, they're. My favorite part of this?
I say. At the Air 23.
Nice Whiskey Jack saddles up, grabs a hold of the crowbar and
then flutters on top of it and jumps up and down on it a few
times before it gets right the right angle and just pops open.
Sir Huxtable, would you make a deck save?
Oh man. And it's.
And so I guess I didn't move fast.
Enough, I'll make a deck. Save.
We really put the fag in Carcosarco Fagus.
You're able to see you just in time as Whiskey Jacks final jump
makes it and are able to dodge as the top of the coffin lambs
right down where you were, dust swirling around.
We have opened the Sarcoga Moffs.
Out and inside the sarcophagus. Inside their sarcophagus you
find what looks like a gooey chrysalis.
What's the other word for that cocoon that has that is empty?
Don't like that? Was it about the size of the guy
that was in the first room? No, it's a little bit bigger
than him. There's a big nasty thing here.
Touch parts. It could be friendly.
Just a little job with a bit. Good job, Whiskey Jack.
Good job. Thanks.
Sees that sees that avians are the only ones skill around here.
I'm going to kill you. I didn't.
Serve my country went overseas and tunnels for this next
generation of Americans to act like this.
What the fuck is in America? It's a.
Country, it's very far away. I don't.
Know. Yeah, in America.
You know what? Never mind.
Rumple, Rumple Foreskin As you're going along, you see a.
Hello. Down from there, if you go down
that path, I I guess you might be able to.
No, you actually wouldn't be able to fully, not without
submerging yourself in what looks like a a flowing train of
gup. And yeah, no, and it's like a
what's the word I'm looking for here?
It's it slurry? It looks, Yeah, it looks like a
slurry. Not quite sewage, but
definitely. Oh, I said seepage.
Kind of maybe of just gunk that seems to be flowing.
Some of it is like large food and remnants of other things
that seem to have been chewed on and swallowed, as well as
saliva, stomach acid, all kinds of fun stuff.
Yeah, is this. One shot, just a whole
advertisement for masticating properly.
Some Tums. Jacob.
Hey, where's that? Where's the Tums?
I look at the list of of things in the other room to see if Tums
or some equivalent was on that. I was going to say you since for
your description too, they're met because they're Spike.
Since you were looking at that, you probably grabbed 3 items
that were looking like the main thing that he had just kind of
repeating one which is a antacid, 1's a probiotic, and
one's in one of those other words that I can't can't
remember right now. All about Got health?
What? All about got health this one
shot. Chew your food.
I'm going to, I'm going to throw, I think the antacid,
right? I'll throw the antacid over.
Oh, you got to walk over there. I got you.
Terrible. So you throw it into the into
the stream of goop. I mean, I'll qualify and check
with everyone that it's the right move instead of just doing
that. Probably not a terrible idea.
I. Mean one of the three's got to
work right? Eeny meeny money.
MO. That's true, and that guy had a
bunch of them. I'll throw the antacid in.
And out from the GUP seems to be this like it kind of, it kind of
lands, sizzles and then and out from the bottom of the GUP seems
to angrily almost come out this like pool of what what starts to
pool on top of it and then form into sort of shapes that start
to wriggle and arrive. But the more you look at it, the
more you can only think of like gravy that has a little bit too
much flour, cornstarch flour. Yeah, yeah.
Too much of the too much of either one of those.
Iggle Juice. Yeah, kind of like a a oh shoot,
forgetting all my words. But like a Final Fantasy flan.
Yeah, sure. And it starts wriggling towards
you. Hey.
Guys, Nope. Hey guys, this thing's kind of
going to try to get me. I pop out my spikes.
If it engulfs me, it's going to it's going to not enjoy this.
I mean, you warned it. Hey, back up thing, go away.
Friend, foe, or food. It doesn't.
Seem like any intelligible speak.
Is it just? Fox fools is just going to just
going to shrug and say you warned it.
I'm getting Tiger, I'll pop up my spike is.
There a token for it? Yeah, yeah, it's, I'll move it
again. I'll move it.
Again. Oh, in the seepage, yeah.
Yeah. What does it look like?
Does it look acity? Does it look?
Like gravy. It's like a flan.
It looks like gravy. Yeah, it looks like gravy.
I I pick up a little thing on the ground and I huck it at it
to see if it like sizzles or something.
It goes into it and then seems to to you seem to disappear, but
you do see see a little bit of bubbles coming out of it.
OK, this is going to be funny. I'm going to walk into it and
use my action to rage. You're playing.
A. Battle Rager.
No, I'm playing a I'm playing a barbed tiefling beast barbarian.
So as I rage I choose the the mouth one which lets me eat this
and heal. So I'm going to eat it from the
inside. Also, if it grapples me or I
grapple it, it takes 1D6 damage per round, no saves.
You will need to be as you're walking into it.
You guys are kind of grappling each other.
I guess It's it's, it's AI. Don't think there's needs to be
any. I don't think there needs to be
any role because it's consensual.
Take me. And you'll take 1D41D4 and
1D61-D4 and 1D6 acid because of the total thing.
And then just like another D 6 + 2.
I think it all rolled there. I think I need to do the D4
still. But.
Everybody. Likes because this is like older
Apple, so 10. I can separate that out if you
need for acid and bludgeoning, but those are the types of.
Yeah, I am. I'll be raging.
So I take half of the bludgeoning on my turn.
On my what? The the the bludgeoning was, it
was kind of split down the middle.
So yeah, that works out. Yeah, so on my turn it takes 1D6
damage every turn, and then my action is to eat it, dealing 1D8
piercing on a hit, and then I can regain 3 HP.
I don't know. I have less than half of my H
points. OK, I can't do that yet.
Oh well, I'll just still do it. It's been funny.
You ate from the other thing, didn't you?
Ate from the marshmallow. Yeah.
I don't know how you have half your hit points already, but
take. Their no the the the qualifier
for me to gain hit points via this method is I have to have
half or less. Oh, so you don't have.
I got you now. You don't have half.
I thought you said you have, but it was like, OK, I'm good.
So I essentially take 5 / 2. We round up or down 2.
Sign down. 2 So 7 points damage and then do I I am I fighting
this or are we roll saying that eventually it?
Dies. What's the?
Do you want to do this? What's the damage you did though
all? Right, it's going to take an
automatic one on the on my turn and then I will roll to hit this
creature. I don't know how that works
while I'm engulfed. Did you do damage from eating it
too? Not yet.
That's what I'm rolling do I do? So how does this work?
I have it grappled so I'm trying to determine if I have a damage.
If you're if you're eating it. Oh, good question.
You guys are both grappled. Would it be I have to roll the
hip? Would it?
Well, would it be grapple? Just maintenance.
Grapples is just you have 0 speed.
Well, because you guys are both grappled right now.
Yeah, we we just have 0 speed. OK.
So it's just a regular roll 13 to hit.
That'll hit. OK, it takes 4 points of the
piercing damage from your eye as I begin slurping it up there.
Seems to be a good bit of it left, although you do feel a
satisfying fullness in your stomach more than you expect as
well as it's kind of savory and maybe a little too over salted.
I don't know, just talking about a a BLOB made of gravy is way
less like appetizing to imagine than a dude who's a marshmallow.
Fair, so sentient things are easier to eat.
Well, it's where. I look at, I look at the dog.
Think of like the 5 second rule. The 5 second rule doesn't apply
to stuff that's moist or wet because then it picks up all the
lint around it in the floor. But if it's dry then you get
like 10 seconds instead of five, you know what I mean?
Like there's a big difference between butter side up and
butter side down. Yeah, yeah, it goes.
It goes the five second rule, then you got the 10 second rule,
and then you had the 15 second rule.
But it's wet. It's the zero second rule.
I don't know what you guys are all talking about.
I've eaten. Bourbon chicken I have eaten.
Floor fries, but not like floor. Gravy, Colin, we're talking
about floor food again. Off of off, off of the what was
that? The Boston train station floor.
You ate gravy slather chicken off the Boston train station
floor? Yeah.
Is that what you just said? That's.
Oh, sweet child. I'm still here.
If anyone is accidentally a superhero, it's Josh, and he's
just done a really good job of hiding his powers from us.
I am going to use the restroom real quick.
Appropriate time to do so. Has he everyone who observes his
lifestyle could be like how? Josh, I've told Colin about your
iron stomach and so that's why I had to say that out loud.
Yeah, I appreciate that. I wasn't wasting it.
It was like 10 bucks. Oh man.
You're still inside of it. We'll probably come back to you,
Matt, for your turn again, but. Everybody else.
Wait, he's inside of it? I thought he ate it.
He's still eating it currently. Eating it from there, they're
both actively grappling each other.
I won't say no to assistance. Is it still alive?
Yeah. You did a total of.
You did a total of what damage though?
Again, it was 6, wasn't it? Yeah, it wasn't huge.
I rolled poorly. It is still there.
Can I attack it without hurting Spike?
Very unlikely the. Spike, he's.
Inside of. We've become one.
What if I like stand at the side and try to like a graze it?
So like, how do I? How do I draw?
OK, you can see my my line right?
Yeah. Now it won't.
This is the smallest angle I can do, but like can I do like an
angle between these two? No, it won't.
It won't hit it because it's like there.
It's like mostly there, but he's he's been eating some of it, so
it's not all there. So it's like you have a margin
of error of like less than an inch to hit it and not.
Spike. Yeah.
How hurt does Spike look? Not I mean I'm hurt, but very
slightly. How is this thing attacking
Spike? Does it have?
You can see that that spike is has slowly started to get like a
small acid burn on his exposed skin.
I shout to Spike if he wants me to just shoot or not.
Double thumbs up, I say. Well, I'm slurping from the
inside. How much, how much taller is
this thing? That spike, can I shoot like up
at the top of it? Spike has had to Crouch down, so
this is something that I was trying to describe earlier I
guess, but Spike has had to Crouch down to get into what
looks like a like it. Crawls into it.
Like a crawl space almost of no more than like 4 feet high.
OK, so this thing is barely big enough to contain Spike.
I will point at my at the the other pills that I have and then
shrug my shoulders. Pills.
What do you mean pills? The stuff that I got from the
other room antacid and. Oh, I thought they were potion
bottles. OK.
Yeah, they're whatever they are. Yeah, they're kind of like
potion bottles, but with like powder inside instead of
liquids. It's like a protein treatment.
Agonon shouts and says he'll get more, and so he's going to run
back and go get more. Oh, OK.
Oh wait, no no, that's a long walk.
Let me see how how how many turns it would take me to get
there. Just a second.
While you're debating and figuring that out in the in the
following room that you the rest of you y'all have made it to
down a set of stairs into a different chamber.
It looks like with a similarly bubbling liquid inside of what
looks like a bee's, not less of a cauldron, more of like a a
smelter of bee beehive like shape just is as the main
feature in the room. Occasionally they'll be liquid
that comes out of this and then flows into a channel and then
into the wall on The North Face. It looks like before it falls
down a through on that side and then.
But as your eyes refocus on the other things that are in the
room, you see two vats of what look like meaty gook that have
been slowly dissolved ever so ever.
Every so often that liquid comes out and pours into this pool
with bones sticking out of it that the bones are slowly
dissolving in. Delightful.
This is absolute disgusting. And you can.
See. Smell good, at least.
Like rancid like rancid meat. Because you can distinctly see
in those two vats that I was talking about two very large
Turkey legs. Well, I would say it smells like
Rumpel backside. And Sir Huxtable, you notice a a
hallway leading off to the east West, Sorry, West ends in a
small chamber with a locked, well, maybe not a a sigil in
front of it. Is it locked?
Is it? I'm going to knock on it.
I cast knock. Oh.
The one time I can do what I cast knock.
I'll get out of the way. I don't.
Know what's going to happen? You cast.
You cast knock and the sigil. That looks like a bunch of mixed
up pieces, reforms into a repuzzled shape of that of the
turducken and clicks. And it's a giant like mosaic in
the wall. Here, it's going to come to
Huxtable's eyes. That is 1 ugly ugly some gun I
do declare. Nothing else seems to happen
though after you'd cast milk, so agonon.
It would take me 12 turns to get there and back.
So he's just going to shoot an arrow at this creature because
Spike gave the thumbs up. So two hits do.
Well, this is a 19 hit. It definitely does.
It do let's. See as a bonus action.
Oh I'm sorry it's been a while since I played agonon.
I would have done this bonus action 1st and it's the planer
warrior. Can I do this constable?
OK, so damage I just see where spike.
Is. Oh man OK so plus my planer
warrior is plus A1D8. Wow I'm rolling real low.
So 7 damage but then also just a second I believe clear these
numbers. I have Edamantine arrows which
are +2 arrows, but for some reason those don't show up in my
damage role in D12 or sorry in D. 20.
D20. Does anyone know why?
Like I've tried unequipping them and re equipping them and it
doesn't affect my damage dice. I just think you.
Have to remember. I haven't, I haven't played with
that one very much, but I, I do think that they don't take
ammunition into effect as much. OK, so. 567899 damage.
OK. And then I get an extra tack.
Yeah, go for it. It is still more or less there.
You seem to have hit a nerve center as it's slowly starting
to remove itself from the top portion or the lower portion.
We'll call it the lower portions of spike.
Good, good, good. 29 hits. All day.
So 7 plus the two is another nine damage.
How do you want to kill the thing?
Does. It have eyes it.
Has. Not really eyes, no.
It there seems to be these clusters inside of it that
seemed to be of like these leftover food nodules.
And the first one that you struck seemed to be more of a
shape and less of the food. There was like a chunk of
stuffing that you you hit the first time and it was a cluster
that shrunk back up. So as it's like dying, like
basically as soon as he finishes knocking his arrow and it's
dying, he's going to walk forward.
Whoops, didn't mean to measure. How do I escape the measure
tool? You got to click back on Yeah.
Oh wait, now I can't. The arrow.
Oh, there we go. OK, he's going to whip out his
spoon from his little ration pack and finish it off by taking
a big old scoop out of it. And you, you, you're able to
take the last bits as Spike is slurping in just right at right
from his lips right around there the the last scoop, which you
both would get like 5 points from that.
Yeah. If you had anything missing but.
The marshmallow? Did that heal anything?
It did only two though sadly. I rolled up anytime.
OK, so it's like you're you're free ish?
You're still. Still crouched in the thing,
but. I see you meant it.
When you said you liked hugs, I turn.
The thing is dead, yes. What's down here?
You're wading through the chest high because you're crouched
down in like a four foot thing. Oh, you X there.
Oh, IX the wrong character. That's funny, I've died.
There we go. That was a big X too.
Anyways. Yeah, so you're wading through
it. And another one just up the way
it starts to crawl out towards you again as you're.
Here's another one who's got the fire?
Can you get out of the way excuse?
Me, seems like we can just eat them.
They do damage. He's going to shoot its
nutrition. And delicious.
All right, go ahead and roll. Does the 16 hit?
Yeah. Laner warrior of course before
sorry, I'm always gonna do that first as my point of section.
OK, so. Do you have your your exhaustion
on as agonon? Yeah, is.
It not automatically doing it. I don't know.
It should be, yeah. So it's why if your roles are
coming out real shitty, that's probably why.
No, you're her roles are. Agonon's roles are excellent.
That's why I was like. I had a second here.
Yeah, I definitely have it on. If you scroll up it like it
says. Nice.
Nice in the in the in the chat. I believe you.
I I was just asking because it doesn't.
It doesn't populate on roll 20 as as as the way it shows in D20
or. So.
Whatever the fuck it's called. So when it says just a second,
let me clear those so I can see what I'm doing.
What's AD 20 test? When you make AD 20 test, the
roll is reduced by two times your exhaustion.
Level anytime you roll AD 20. Oh OK then this is not factored
in exhaustion because my Longbow is a + 10 normally, so it's it
should be a + 6 with exhaustion then, correct?
Here, let me take off exhaustion and see if my plus 10 changes.
OK I took it off and Nope, I still have a + 10 and now if I
put it back on. OK, so we're guys, we're going
to have to manually do all of our exhaustion debuffs because
it looks like DND Beyond does not automatically.
Go go over to your main page and go under conditions, Click
conditions, scroll, scroll all the way down to exhaustion.
She, she is doing that, that that's showing up on here.
It actually shows that you activated the condition on Rule
20 even. Yep, that's what I meant by
scroll up to web in the beginning it shows that I
activated it and I just did a test where I deactivated it and
then reactivated it and my plus to attack didn't change.
Oh well. And well, it shouldn't change
the. Plus it just should add a minus.
It's not. Oh well.
So everyone -4 to their roles. No different for everyone.
Oh, everyone's not. Everything.
He was good. Exhaustion.
Yeah. I built a level 5.
Oh, OK, yeah, so everyone man has to manually do it.
Anyways, level 2, so you're. -4. 4 So that would have been a 14,
which would still hit. It would have been a -12 Sorry,
sorry -416 -. 4 is 12. Still hits.
Oh, OK all. Right so the image.
So 2 plus my 2 for my arrows plus my planer warrior.
Oops. Oh, how do I clear?
OK. There we go.
So 678-910-1111 damage. It it shrinks up kind of looks
like almost from your perspective that it dissolves
back down into the liquid a little bit, but it is still
coming forward. And I get extra tack up off a
second arrow, so 28 -, 4 is 24 to hit.
Oh yeah, all day. Yeah, All right.
So 12 plus the two for my arrows.
So 14 damage. How?
Do you want to kill this sucker the same way?
And I'm just going to jump and land on it and like sploosh into
it and like slowly sink into it to the to like slow his fall.
He's good go. Ahead, slurp as he goes.
This one's not as much health. It's not as it's not as refined
as the marshmallow. So it's another two if you had
any damage. Oh.
Yeah, I'm still quite hurt from the last fight, but not in this
campaign, but like in a normal storyline.
That's that's fun. You healing up in this one?
Great. Yeah.
So you how? Did you heal up between last
session and this session? We haven't.
We haven't rested. No, no, no.
I'm saying it in the next session that you play and as
agonon, someone's going to ask you how you healed up and you're
like, well, I had a dream that was in a Turkey stomach.
You're an uproar stomach. You have to explain that one.
So yeah, you, you slurp it up or sending on its remnants as it
floats down in a way on the channel that you're crouched
into. Because you had like you're able
to jump into it. But then you're kind of having
to like, because there was only a small bit left, you were able
to like kind of like, it was more of like a, like a, like a
somersault in the air that you were able to land on it because
you're crouched while doing it. Like I'm saying, like a really
small shaft that you got that you're in to get into this.
Spot so you more like dove into. It yeah, that'll work.
He's peeking down expecting another one.
He's like on guard with an arrow notched.
Come here. Are you guys in?
Little health pots you. Guys in the other chamber doing
anything. So Sir Hox Wolf is just trying
to like, get to where the air smells better.
Jeb is watching, is watching and on.
The air smells horrible wherever you've moved in, this place does
not. Smell.
Yeah, right. But it doesn't think it.
Could be any good good spots. The doors the the where you
expect that you guys were standing in front of seems to be
unlocked, but you don't see a handle or anything on on the
turducken. This one oh.
Yeah, where? I smells gonna.
Lick it. Is it delicious?
It tastes I. Don't know, it's a delicious.
It it tastes salty sweet. Yeah.
And so it's just going to keep looking at.
Looking at is better than smelling whatever's in the air.
Jeb is going to touch the turducken.
Where? On the body.
Like on the. Wing.
Like a wing, like, you know, just kind of feeling around the
body, like, OK, if I feel for any like pressure switches,
like, you know, feeling around the wing the, the tail feathers
up, you know, all over the body, like feeling the different
heads, like, you know, so what's up?
Both of you, I guess, role investigation, but Sir Huxtable
was advantage because you're using your tongue.
You got a lot more sensations going on there.
Oh yeah. Oh.
Holy nice shit I gotta forgot. I gotta reduce.
How about I say 20 - 25? Not natural. 2525, yeah.
Not natural. Not natural.
I wish it was natural. It had been awesome.
Sir Huxtables is. Get it?
This. Turkey like a Bloodhound.
Is delicious, guys. It's you keep.
Searching my my hound dog friend we I will feed you whatever you
want. You keep searching around with
your with your. Is it called a?
Claw it is. Talon there we go your Talon and
you don't feel anything that that jumps out to you.
But Sir Hextable as you're looking across this masterpiece
of mosaic on the wall, each piece slowly tastes slightly
different. Where you were looking, as I
said, was salty sweet. The next areas that you're
looking are kind of salty or a savory umami and then around
like the the legs of the creature.
And then you're looking up towards the neck and you get
this earthy kind of but what under mixed with nutty tones.
And as you near the head, you're you're and the eyes of the
creature, you get this almost like salted meats and a bit of
seafood, which seems out of place.
The head's weird, guys. Try the head.
Okat's eyeball. As you're as you finish your
your lick off and you're telling them that you'd you'd licked
across what is the top of the chicken or turkeys or whatever
that like. Oh, not like rubber.
Huh. What is that called?
The. What the Ghibli?
No that like red thing. The comb, The gizzard.
No. Chicken comb.
Yeah, like like the. The.
Thing. On top of their head, right?
That's the calm. And the thing under their beak
is was the waddle. Yeah, the waddle.
I know that much. I remember that.
OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get the top of the the top of the chicken, which has the
comb on it and this nude. What now?
What? It's called the the the long
fleshy growth from the base of the beak that hangs down over
the beak. Are you talking about?
No, no, no, no. The top part of the chicken, the
OR the rooster? It's on the chicken.
Yeah, the red, the snood. Is like like the dangly part on
a Turkey, but we didn't like the little Mohawk on a chicken.
The little meshy Mohawk part that's a comb on as you're
looking. Now I know.
Now I know what a snood is though.
Never heard that. Yeah, as you're looking across
the comb, the prawns of it kind of full back as if it were
actually the comb, and you hear a bit of a chime.
And then the door or the the the whole of the turducken smoosh
like the the sigil of it and the mosaic smoosh into the wall.
And each of the tiles slide across it, forming into the
three separate animals that make it up, the chicken, the duck and
the Turkey. And it slides open into another
chamber. Agonon has your slog slogging
through the stream of Gook. Another of the creatures rears
their ugly head and the gravy starts to pull towards you.
I think I was going to immediately step backwards as it
shoots off an arrow I. Don't.
Have any range? I applaud everyone.
So go. Ahead.
So the plainer warrior was the bonus action to attack 2, 28 -,
4 is 22, which hits. Might as roll this.
Might as well roll the second one, OK?
Like I could roll bad so 14 plus my 2 for my arrows is 16 damage.
It's still, it is definitely wounded, but still moving
forward. Does a 14 hit.
Yes. And then?
Did you do? Oh wait, no, I didn't mean to
roll that. Ignore that I hit the wrong
thing. So 8 No 10 + 212 damage plus. 14
Yeah, how are you killing this one?
Going to walk up and just take a little bite.
After the second arrow sings through it, it kind of slumps.
Over. Wait, wait, no, I take it back.
I take off one of my arrows and I lick the goop off the shaft.
And I've been doing these for a total of of five Hitchman steps.
Tasty. And he couldn't resist himself.
He got up, caught up in a little bit, but he did hear the shout
from down the hallway. So he's like, I should probably
get back to the gang. He's feeling pretty refreshed so
I took two steps backwards. The rest of my movement with my
reduced speed is 5 because he's a speedy boy.
I'm. Just going to move you over
there. Oh, but it would take me time to
get there. You're good.
Don't worry, we're moving it along.
OK. Everybody's funneling forward.
You're just at the back of the line.
All right, So Sir Huxtable and Jeb, you see into the next
chamber, which is a veritable cornucopia of plants growth,
what looks like some sort of hilled sort of earth with the
same liquid that was flowing through the other areas, feeding
along the edges of the wall and less of the putrid smells from
before, but still with a very tilled earth and manure smell in
the area. I feel like I'm back on the
farm. Yeah, I honestly find manure
relaxing. Bro that's such a deep cut
cabbage A. Pumpkin or a cabbage?
You see a cabbage that you're closest to.
I want to I want to eat some of this cabbage.
You you go to open your beak to chomp down on it, and a face
appears right where you're about to bite.
And it goes. I say, what are you boy?
You look delicious. Oh my word.
Oh. Your mouth.
I don't know. I'm not hurting you.
Oh, let's, let's hear him out. Mr. Rumpel, I can't understand
this man. He's speaking a language I don't
understand. I need you to translate this
primitive language. I.
Still eat him? It is more of like a primordial
type language. Well, I don't speak that.
What languages do you speak? Goblin and common and Dwarven
because they have the best swear words.
Oh, I speak. I speak primordial.
Nice.
What about whiskey Jack? I actually haven't asked.
He knows Eric Okra RN and common so not really relevant here.
That said, I do know some good beat recipes.
It's not a beat in front of you. It's just the best face that I
could have. Like this is a cabbage, but this
this face is hilarious. The face is so funny.
Jeff speaks Amerikochra. How are you?
Oh, all the same languages, yeah.
Common and infernal. What about Sir Huxtable?
If you're speaking, you're muted next.
I don't know why that was so hard.
Sir Huxtable speaks common common sign language and
dwarfish. For the campaign makes sense.
Yeah, so agonon it. It just is like complaining its
woes. It's like anything here.
I'm just with planted. I'm still growing.
Oh, you miserable little thing, do you like growing here?
I don't know anything else. I I'm not ripe yet.
OK, well, we'll, we'll let you continue on with your, your
little existence if if you're happy down here.
Yeah, I don't know what, I don't know what you're saying, but you
should know that if you're here when he comes back, you might be
made in the soil. Who?
Who is he? Lloyd Castle.
Does How long has he been gone? Are you expecting him back soon?
He should be. Back fairly soon, but I don't
know. I don't know what time is
really. If could you help us not become
soil so that you have a longer time to grow?
If Lord Guzzle was gone, he wouldn't pick you and you could
grow forever. It's nice to think about.
Just imagine. Daydream a little bit.
If you eat a talking cabbage, does it make you smarter since
it's smart for. I wouldn't say in in not
primordial. I say I wouldn't call this
smart. It's smart.
That's not how digestion works. Although I like I like you.
You make a sound argument. I think you'll I think you'll
convince this guy if. You if you take.
I know for sure is it if you take.
Some of the. Goop from the gravy monsters and
smear it on this wall and you a ladder will appear and you can
get into the next chamber. Which which wall now?
This wall and he like a leaf. Zoomed in too far.
A leaf point props up and points in this other lead direction.
Can you ping again again? Yep.
Oh that's a wall. I thought it was just the bank.
Sir Huxtable tried, could not make the past.
Yep. And the great wait, the gravy
pits are these things. Oh, the gravy monsters.
Oh. I'm.
Gonna go back and get some gravy.
So I guess Agonon's but you don't speak paranormal.
But that will pretend Agonon's just relaying all this.
So yeah, guys. I don't understand primordial,
but I understand you and Whiskey.
Jack's in the chair, ergo he's going to know to go get some
gravy as you're. Looking at the stream and
everyone's nearing it, another one pops up.
Oh, how convenient. Very nice, very nice.
Slopping its way forward towards Sir Huxtable and Jeb.
Yeah, not even giving it a chance.
Rolling. What is this thing again?
It looks like the thing in chat. It's it's like a fan from.
Fantasy movie. Minus the next brings me down to
5th. OK 21 -. 6 is 15 + 116.
I forgot we have the pluses from the marshmallows.
Yeah, I know. I'm having doing math.
OK, I was 15 hits so hard. I know of 15 hits.
Yes, they all both of those hit. Hey yay, this would be great
because I'm spell striking that thing. 13 damage and then my
extra hit. You might not need it.
Nah 20. 1919 with the with the spell strike for.
Me. Oh, you explode that gravy all
over the place. Yeah, it is.
We kill it by splattering it on the wall.
Splatter. Yep, don't worry, it got on the
wall like it was supposed. To yeah, we don't even have to
smear it. It's already splattered on the
wall. The the cabbage yells after you
agnon it goes make AG in it. In this matter, make AG at
least. It's not blood and he smears his
hand on the wall and then licks his hand.
I'm. Going to need a performance.
You could argue a sleight of hand, but that's what I'm
asking. Oh, on that one.
The the you can't quite get AG shape out of the splatter.
You actually like walk up? Yeah, you actually walk up into
the stream that's flowing under you and get more of the goop on
the side of the wall, washing some of the gravy away as you're
trying to draw on it. I'm not trained in it, but I
have a lot of rizz, so let's go. Get it?
They're going to hold his hands up and backs away 19.
Yes, yeah, you you walk right up and draw a perfect G in the wall
and a out of the the Stonewall. A ladder appears that you guys
are able to go up. Who's going up first, G?
Rumpel will. Go Rumpel, I'll follow behind
you. I'll I'll be third, I guess.
I swear, do I go? I got you.
Rumpel goes up the ladder and sees an individual that was
similarly dressed as Stew in the first area before he's like oh,
and runs back down the way that he seemed to have been just been
meandering before. I can't get my character.
To no I got it. Yay.
Hooray. Nope.
Where is this guy? Where are you still wrong things
surprxable you were moving. I grabbed the gravy monster and
said there we go, there's a. Turkey in there.
See it another tier of gardens on top of the ladder before you
see another tunnel that leads off into this almost and the
whole area that you've been traveling through right now has
been this kind of stone cavernous kind of mud looking
place not not mud. And as you walk through the
final portion of the tunnel into a room that seems to be large,
laden with a a giant disc in the center of porcelain nature and a
well prepared and slathered in gravy Turkey with marshmallows
surrounding it as well on a plate you can only assume
although the plate. Fuck, are there marshmallows?
God damn marshmallows. The marshmallows that sacrifice
themselves to the cause. And you see the individual that
ran out of the room rumble, finishing up the last of a chant
before he slices his own arm off in on top of the Turkey and.
The Turkey. The Turkey opens opens up from
the center in the rib cage area and provides a giant toothemaw
that devours the hand. I've seen this movie before.
Everyone whole initiative. Yeah.
You, you, you. Don't fail me.
Help. You failed me.
How dare you help? I'll get you.
Let 11 for Jeb. Throughout all that I couldn't
follow so I I'm assuming that. They followed.
I got a natty 1. 15 assuming that +2 applies to initiative
roles because they're D 20s Oh in.
That case, they're 12. -1 for me SO 15.
Unfortunately we can't return order like.
How do we edit? It they're.
Huxtable. Oh, we can edit it.
OK, 15. Uh huh.
There we go. What'd you get?
Everyone make sure. Oh wait, no I can't.
I can't fix it. Darn, what was it?
It won't let me. I was able to fix.
It in turn order. 19 top of the turn order baby.
There we go. That'd be you, Sir Huxtable.
I. It looks really delicious but
because I'm so close, instead of just trying to eat it I'm going
to hit it with my long sword for 12 to hit.
That does not hit your your sword comes close and outside
from out out of the maw. This like chain of olives with a
spike at the end with a little plastic sword through it swats
it away. Do.
You have AI. Was.
Going to use define smite but it only it's a bonus action which
you take immediately after hitting a target with a melee
weapon. So I didn't hit it so I can't
use it. I think that's all I can do.
I am going to shift this way though and that's my turn.
Do we have, did we have two fifteens?
Yeah. What's the higher?
It's decks, right? I got +3.
My decks is +4. OK, so we'll make 16.
Your rule then, for Agonon. Who's next with whiskey on deck
all. Right.
So gonna Hunter's mark this guy right there.
Oh, sorry. I thought that would just like
apply it to me. Wait.
Whose turn is it? And then it's mine.
Did I get everybody in? I got I.
Got a 20. Yeah, a 20.
Oh, I missed that 1 then. That was my bad.
I will hold my roll. I'm gonna add.
Rumble is there. A spot on the sheet that tells
me like how many focus points or key points or whatever I have.
It should be on your sheet. Yeah, go ahead Rumble, I'll put
you'll be at the top of the turn order.
It should be under your features and trades maybe I think.
I haven't made. A Oh, I see.
Yeah, OK, I can check in a box each time I use one.
OK, OK. All right, Rumpel, apologies.
I was just confused because like.
Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Good, good, good calling out. I appreciate it.
I'm a swashbuckler so I have advantage, so as long as like
I'm the only guy adjacent to it, I think that's how it works.
No no no, no swashbuckler as long as you have a ally within 5
feet of it. So the opposite of what you just
said. Yeah.
I thought that was just how sneak attack worked in general.
The swashbuckler kind of the swashbuckler.
So sneak attack requires you to. Be behind Wash.
Sparkler gives you the ability to sneak attack while you're in
range of only one enemy. There it is.
Yeah, OK. That's what it is, all right.
But it's not advantage but. No, no, I don't know what I'm
going to. I don't know what I'm going to
do one day when I have to switch to 2025.
All my all my knowledge is going to be worthless.
That's a nine. It does not hit.
I accidentally built Jack in 2025.
You you take a, you take a swipe at it, but the well Chris Husk
of the Turkey deflects your blow.
Bonus action Hide Hiding behind and moving behind.
What's his name? Jeb.
Boy, I said. Get away from me freaking me out
then I believe it's a hacking on.
It's the the feeling is mutual, friend.
With whiskey on deck, now he's. Going to cast Hunter's mark on
this, this puppy, this fragrant puppy.
Well, roasted cranberry and marshmallow mixture.
Oh, it seems like there's a bunch of leftovers on the plate,
but the Turkey is the main thing.
And that was my bonus. So then I'm going to shoot my
arrow 28 to hit. Oh yeah.
So 11/12/13 plus Hunter's mark is AD 6, so 18.
Yeah, 18 damage for my first arrow.
Piercing, right? Yeah, first arrow.
Sorry, the the Hunter's mark is forced damage, so the the five
the five is forced damage and then the 13 is piercing.
Your arrow slams into the side of the husk of the Turkey, which
seems to have hardened with time and disuse.
You know it's sat out overnight and it slams into the side of it
and then falls to the ground. Does not without piercing it.
Not without piercing it or. Without piercing it.
Apologies if I said not, I bet I did.
But. Did it's not.
It's not magical piercing, right?
Correct, but 5 damage was forced, 55 was forced damage.
Yep, I did dealt that. And the Andaman time arrows,
that was, that was it's not a thing.
It doesn't count as a thing. It doesn't count as magical I
don't think. I'll check.
I'll double check that. I mean the force does the force
damage. Count to magical.
The force does, yeah, OK, but the Adamante does not OK.
Is you following up with another one?
I'm an extra attack. I can't cast a spell, it would
have to be another arrow. Yeah, that's what I was asking.
Yeah, mine as well so I don't lose anything from it.
Did you do 24 to hit? Yep.
And this is 13 damage only piercing.
Oh, then the, then the. The arrow does a similar take on
the matter where it. Did I notice anything?
Did I notice any difference between the two?
The first one seemed to leave a larger indent in the side of it.
OK, nuts. Toasted.
Nuts. All right then, sounds like
whiskey's turn. All right, so this is the first
time, this is my first time doing combat with a monk and
where he's not like, I don't know, a fucking snail or
something. So I could attack and then use a
focus point to get a bonus action flurry of blows and get
two more. So that's based like 3 attacks,
right? Sounds about right, yeah.
And then if I land one of those, that's when I get to do like
addle or push or topple or any of those, right?
Yeah. OK.
And Flurry of Blows could be any of my unarmed strikes, right?
So say if I wanted to use my talons, does that count as an
unarmed strike? OK, it's not a magical damage,
so I'm probably not going to do much, but I'll make my move
action, you know, I'll approach it.
I'll make an unarmed strike or I'll do my talons.
That's going to do slashing damage 22.
Oh yeah. All right, that's going to do 8
slashing. I'm going to hop over to
features and traits and spend a focus point to do 2 more of
those. Is there like a multi attack
penalty in this like or do I just click the button to roll it
again? No penalties.
Yeah, you're thinking PF 2. Well I'm just making sure it's
been a minute since I've D and DD.
Oh, I have not heard. Yeah.
Yeah, and and Pathfinder, like since you can take 3 actions and
they can be like anything, then each subsequent attack has a
little penalty on it. That's another 22.
Oh yeah. 10 slashing damage and my second flurry blow 18.
Yep. 8 slashing. Each of your strikes, you
realize that someone has not skinned this Turkey properly.
As you're striking it. The toughened outer husk of what
it was repels each of your strikes.
Man, I was hoping I could like slice it open or something.
OK, let me see. It's probably already prone,
isn't it? Because it's just kind of
sitting there. It, it is immune to that, Yeah.
It's it's a slab of it does not really seem to have legs, no.
There's no point of pushing it and I don't think it's going to
make attacks of opportunity. It's also large or huge huge.
Or what's the size up from large, huge, huge?
Yeah. I could try to stun it.
OK, I guess my I'm done with my turn, all right.
Who got the 12? That would be me.
All right. I'm going to spell strike it and
I'm if I hit, I'm going to Molly walk with the big one of my
three third level spells. Attach it to it.
Please let me hit you. Please let me hit you.
So 22 + 123 I rolled it 28 then
and minus the six and then add the one.
I got you. That'll hit.
All right, I am going to dump one of my third level spells
into the strike. I am going to dump.
I'm trying to think here. Hellish Rebuke is nice, or I do
this branding smite or which bolt.
I'm going to do hellish options. I know I'm going to drop this.
Wait, I'm going to drop Hellish. You can't yet I can't.
Hellish rebuke. Hellish rebuke is like after
you've been hit, attacked. It's a reaction.
No, this is a it's a spell cast. This is a wait as damn it, I
forgot that one though. Shoot why do you have it in my
spells that use that? Why would I do that?
OK, then I'm going to use which bolt?
And so it'll be 1D12. Not, no, not that one.
D12 + 5, so that's 8 + 5 is 13 and then it gets 3D12 lightning.
Add to that so 13 + 24 is 37 and that is magical.
What are you doing though? Spell Strike.
So I'm striking with my sword and imbuing 1/3 a third level
spell into that strike. God damn, so you.
Bobby. You as Jeb come up and you just
go and slap the side exactly with.
The Bride and the Miracle Cross. And was all of that lightning
though, or? All of it.
The 12 the 1212 was slashing and
well 13 was slashing and 24 was lightning.
Are you OK? So and that slashing, though you
said it was magical. The, the, the, the, the weapon.
Yeah. Well, yeah, their weapon is also
magical. Because you're.
Yeah. OK, so it was magical slashing.
I got you. So your strike doesn't seem to
hit at first as you're striking and going, but as the as the
lightning energy infuses your strike, it kind of turns your
sword for a second into one of those electric trimmers for a
Turkey because it just vibrates and just and shaves off a piece
of a slice of the of of the turducken.
May I may I use a reaction to? May I use a reaction to try to
catch that piece before it touches?
It's on a plate. It's on a giant plate.
Delicious. And it's steaming as it lands.
Oh wait, I have extra attack. Shoot.
Yeah, let's go. Please let me hit him.
Please let me hit him.
I say that and just watch it doesn't let me do it.
Oh damn. Even better than last time.
So -6 no, wait -5 no, wait. Yeah -6 so that's 23 + 124.
Do I unleash another spell strike into that?
I have spell slots, I should use them.
I'm trying to figure out what. What does Branding Smite do?
Does that do? I think it like hunters mark
some. The next time you hit, the next
time you hit a creature with a weapon attack where the spell in
the weapon gleams with astral radiance and you strike, it
deals an extra 2D6 radiant damage to the target, which
which becomes visible if invisible and sheds light within
5 feet radius. Can't go invisible.
Yeah, that's cool. I mean, yeah.
I mean, it's not really applicable here, we can clearly
see it. Which bolt?
OK, so I'm just going to roll and roll that beautiful bean
footage. Be 34 all.
Oh wait, no, wait, hold on. Nevermind.
I said it wrong. Yeah, nevermind. 37 + 542 all I
was reading something else and then and then if I popped all my
stuff I was like oh there it is. Slice another large chunk.
I've only got. One third level spell.
Left. Probably the whole length of the
Turkey in this one's case, and it's falls to the ground.
Done. And that, that that's all Jeb
has. The Turducken's turn before or
what? What the what?
The leftovers of the Turducken before Spike's turn.
And as you see it's starting its turn, some of the stuffing that
was on the inside goes to take the place of the pieces that you
took off. Exposed to interior.
Oh. I'm going to dive right in.
Filling the void of the spaces that or the the slices that you
took off of it. And then it the out of the
center, where what looks like a toothy maw is its rib cage, and
the olive tongue that comes swinging out swings in your
direction to hit Jeb for 16. Shield I now have AC15 AC of 18.
Shield there goes the first level slot.
Yeah, buddy. And it's it, it as it strikes
your shield, the creatures within 10 feet of it, I think
that's everybody, right? Not quite.
I am in the hallway still. This range?
I thought so. Whiskey, Jeb, and Rumple for the
most part. I guess it would also hit Sir
Huxtable. There.
It starts flapping it's hooked wings brusquely, creating a
whirlwind of force. I'm going to need a strength
saving throw. Oh no.
Well shit, that's a 10. That's a 10 right there.
You were pushed back up against the wall and knocked prone.
Whiskey Crumple. Right, what do I need to roll?
Strength saving throw. Sorry.
My favorite? I know, right?
13. Oh, you guys both make it
actually, No 13, sorry. Yeah, Rumpel, you're pushed up
against the wall, which you're already standing up against,
basically. So you're basically just knocked
prone. Can I can I say that since
Rumpel said he was hiding behind me, that he cushioned my blow
against the wall? It was the wrong behind you.
You were supposed to cushion my fault, good Sir.
You're supposed to cushion my fault and my tires.
And and whiskey, you're able to kind of turn your beak and press
your wings up against your side as the gust from the wings, if
you can call them that, are are flapped enough to bring up the
gust in the chamber. But you all will be taking on on
a hit. OK so no there was an 18 rolled
with that. If that beats your AC let me
know. For meets.
It. My AC is 14.
The meat beat the meat meets it beats it.
Yeah, so. I I think how much, damn it.
I got to roll that still. The.
D8 it is. I'm just a little guy plus.
OK. What was it?
I was just on that page, I should remember +4.
So 12 bludgeoning. All right, I'm at 21.
And the MA turns towards those that have been bludgeoned or
pushed away, as well as down the chamber hall for a final
attempt. OK.
And it opens up and the cranberries around at the base
of it seem to be sucked into it as it regurgitates them all into
a gooey mass in that direction. Just you.
I'm going to need Dexterity saving throws.
And just in a cone in that general direction.
Yeah, 30 feet. So pretty much that whole
hallway even. Yeah. 2028.
Dexterity save. Dexterity save.
Dude, he's got the Oberon spirit, he's the dodge tank, he
just simply doesn't get hit. That's how you dodge tank.
That's. Nice.
Yeah, he's. Just continuing his forebears.
Tradition. Not quite.
It's going to, it's going to hit Agonon and that and that side of
the wall and just kind of like Ricochet to hit you too.
The 25 save Oh sorry, 24 because of the Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Minus and the plus.
Yep, 18. OK, So what happens on a
successful save? Probably half, yeah, half damage
here. I gotta roll it.
There's only 9 damage, so call it 4, OK.
And yeah, you're covered in cranberries now.
Or, and cranberry goo. Well seasoned though.
I'm so tempted to taste it. All right, if that's I believe
that is now Spike's turn. I poked my head around the
corner. I said this thing was damaged.
There's a hole on its side. It's been sliced like a
Thanksgiving Turkey. Yeah, I'm going to.
My spikes are still out. I assume I have to re rage.
So I will rage and I will. It lasts 10/1, one minute, 10
turns. So I assume we've spent more
than a minute from inside to outside.
Doesn't matter. I have multiple rages.
I rage, I will choose the claw option, and can I use my attack
option to try to huck myself into the open wound of this
turducken? I'm going to be a blender.
Here I come. I want to.
Grapple it but by but flavor wise by hucking myself into it
so it's just a grapple but. So you OK contested contested
strength? Or acrobatics on your part.
I get a advantage and I have expertise in athletics.
All right, I think you got this. It's just a 10 that you got to
beat. Yeah, 15.
All right. As it's as it's still choking on
the cranberry is you plunge yourself into the center of the
Turkey. It takes one of these sticks of
damage on I think it's turn. Is it what kind?
Wait, no, it doesn't matter once it's you're inside of it now.
Actually, D6, go ahead. It'll be on its turn.
Oh. No, that's my turn, a bonus
action movement and then action myself into the Turkey.
But a phrase. Chicken.
Bob. Back up to back up to Rumple.
Rumple's running up and stabbing the thing.
Hopefully somebody's adjacent. I'm going.
To. No, I don't.
There's attack rapier. Wah wah.
Let's try the attack 22. Oh yeah, that'll hit.
Where the fuck is sneak attack in this?
This is who I want to be shooting bread.
Regular, so 8 damage, and I guess it added my sneak attack
already. Cool beans.
Actually, hold on, it just rolled a bunch of these sixes
too. Oh, 16 damage, cool.
And then offhand attack. The first one was 21 damage.
I don't know what's up with that. 23 to hit with my dagger.
OK, OK. Yep, 16.
Just three damage. It's adding my sneak attack.
I don't know how to turn that off.
OK. Hello Pally.
Yeah, the dagger hits though too, and I see an 18 from that.
Or is it? It's not 18, it's just three.
No. 4 because no, it's just three.
Yeah, my it's adding sneak attack for some reason.
Oh, I see it. Six.
Sorry. Yeah, OK.
So it's 888 and 6 is the total. 16 and 16 and 6. 16 and six.
Oh, OK, my bad. Yeah.
The first one did have sneak attack.
OK. Is there like a toggle on the
character sheet or something? I don't know.
How do you want to kill this thing?
Yeah. I'm going to, it's a, it's a
giant Turkey, right? I'm going.
To a cooked Turkey. Yeah, I'm going to run up and
carve off a drum and then drag the drum away to eat it.
And I did forget to mention this, but during its turn in the
hurray of events, the armless acolyte makes its way to the
door and and smears its blood across it and then slams its
head into it and disappears. But you successfully remove the
drum leg from from the turducken and are eating it as it's
falling to the side, and its tongue fully ejects from its
inside and inside has not little swords in the olives of its
tongue, but rather little olive forks right 123-4566 of them
that are presented almost glowingly towards everyone and
shining with a brilliant light. I snatch at it, yes.
Go ahead and add an olive fork, an olive fork, olive fork.
If you look it up. If you look it up, oh boy.
Can't wait till next eurythmic when I can get myself into a
white room and take this from myself.
Wait until you look at it. You'll want to.
Olive fork of conviction. Yep, Yep.
I don't know how to see large. You can't reinforce PowerPoint
con edition of rally. So I need this.
Well, Whiskey Jack has one and Agonon has one less.
I'm gonna. I'm stuck on the table.
Damn it, we're going. To grab one and it's going to go
to Grand Am I think. OK.
You, you guys, you guys should be able to see it if you go to
manage inventory and add item, it's a current item that I made
all the fork. I will.
I will send this to Kiro's inventory.
Where do we put it? Can we send it to someone else's
inventory? You can send it to an A shared
inventory. That's a new thing that they did
add if you did not. I remember when I tried to get
an item like that from somebody, it was at Olivia's one shot.
So what do you mean a shared inventory?
Like can I give this to Nimoy somehow?
Oh, it says party. Inventory.
Yeah, party inventory. So it will go to the like
campaign that you're in. Everybody that goes to that
inventory inside of that campaign will see that item.
Oh. And it'll be a shared inventory.
I see the whooch whooch whistle and the rock and chest of
desire. Which is, yeah, some of the
things that would like. So in Whiskey Jack's case, he's
in the evil campaign. So the pocket rockets kind of
like their shared inventory. And so that space would hold
those items. In the case of a Dune on the
good campaign you could put give her items and that would be
where that inventory is held is on her.
Right now. How do I add this then?
Or it will just show up later. If you go to manage inventory.
I see search. For the olive fork.
Nothing shows up Add items to your party equipment.
Is that what I do? I click on the add items because
the search just searches what's already in my inventory, right?
Yeah, you have to manage inventory, add item and then
search. So I just typed in the olive and
it popped up. There's like a red button that
says manage inventory. In filter.
Oh there it is. OK.
It's. Such a a light color.
Are you impose this belief up to a minute.
And if they fail to save, it's forever.
Oh. My God.
Oh, I feel. Bad for every new character
landing on the table. I've added.
Yeah, that's no. I won't.
That's mean that's me. I have to restrain myself.
What if the belief is just I'm not there?
Hope you guys had fun. Yeah, this is great.
I'm torn. Do I give this to Jeb and let
him go? Everything's a free action.
Everybody believe in the gym. But believe in the gym, all
right, Good games. I have pizza ready so I'm going
to head out. But thank you for running it
this seems. The Faust.
Very breakable. Oh yeah, it's totally breakable.
I will restrain myself. Yeah, the the the, the Faust
movement is about to get a lot more followers.
Have a good one. Good one.
Good night. See you guys.
Bye, Emily. Bye.
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