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many polos. Yeah, fuck you.
Craig. And I'm telling you that's what
it is. And gently fuck.
Are you nicely it like that? I was going to try a little bit
of a different intro this time to for my recap because I had
been mulling this one over. But here we go.
The hands of Fate tosses, the die rolls, spins turns, and a
campaign starts and ends leaving memories, that become stories
stories that flow out into the infinite sea, painting it with
Legends, Legends wash up on the shores, throughout the infinite
sea fading to myth until myths are Forgotten and the campaign
that gave it. Birth comes again.
And the Hand of Fate, tosses, the die rolls spins, turns
hitherto, we left, the shadow Seekers Mame, and Faulkner were
being drugged away Downstream by a few Crocs.
While Ash, ye Dedenne, yo, and ezel her two-headed baby onto
the bridge, where they killed a frog hematite and fought off
another Croc, which swam away, Upstream with know, Means to
chase after them and healing exhausted from saving newest
companions. Faulkner and Franklin from
Death. Flint Ash Franklin for Myra
ruvik, all catch their breath on the bridge to caesarea
laflamme's Hut, while Ash quieted the screaming baby.
My retrieved her daggers and ruvik skinned the froggy myth
breathing more evenly. Now, the shadow Seekers
approached, the Hut sopping wet with blood or water.
As they greeted the emigrated were greeted amicably by a kind
pink. Cloud old lady.
She welcomes them into into her Hut 40.
The shadow Seekers obliging meets us era in the flesh.
All speaking of Of their Adventures telling her how they
wound up in Hell after refusing many polis says Labyrinth test
along with many other stories told he then opens up about a
love triangle between her sister.
And now brother Zach maleficarum and a dwarf named yo've yo vrata
Bob rotten or yova who rejected them both.
That's really explained, she would be happy to share her key
to the Acropolis. If they can help mend her coven
and the relationships between Zack and maleficarum.
Reluctantly agreeing, Ash suggest some scheme to entrap
yova with a disguised enyo and easel or just easel.
As the changeling head, who has potential brain damage might be
removed. Still mulling it over though.
The shadow Seeker. Is contingent come back to the
Alehouse to clean up and rest after their Herring for a 28.
To and back from the which to the east in the fifth level of
Hell on their way back though. They run into Bob who was his
has normal limbs back. As a crocodile Bob Begin had
been out exploring the life of a crock and hadn't noticed me met
Mama. Excuse me and Faulkner the
missing companions but had noted his disappointment of crocodile
intercourse, getting used to the deathly stench of his this Level
of hell. They all lay their unwashed
thinking, heads down to rest and Yale house.
Let's find out what happens this time.
I felt like I was rushing them all before.
All of the other Recaps that was like, just trying to get him
out. I was trying to finally get to
it now. Alright.
So my baby has brain damaged and oh yes.
But in the end there for Warren, the last thing that you recall
was going to a large door with an extremely heavy key.
He that you were trying to open this.
The enormous door with the one key, but you realize you need
three others and this was the key that you had stolen from the
doors. You were speaking from your
perspective and after you would add some other Shenanigans with
them and from Myra and ruvik as well.
Which I'm skimming across so that I'm not sharing any.
I got the detail there. I remember.
But you are now waking up after you had been on like two or
three day Bender in the bar. Who are three days?
No big deal. Yeah, you'll I have Frederick's
backpack. You do have Frederick's,
backpack. Ian.
Is he aware? How he got it?
Oh yes. He's quite aware although a
little bleary-eyed because of the still feeling like he just
woken up the Bender. Yeah, I've just been drinking
with a robot who has been shouting profanity.
I'm going to search the backpack for my crown.
The sense that you usually get of wear your crown is is not not
being felt currently even as you're digging your hand deep
into the sack. You don't feel anything or any
of the pockets, any of the pockets you don't find anything
that is Crown shaped you could roll an investigation for me
though. Up up up. 13.
Oh yeah, sorry I wasn't at the Bottom all the bottom of your
roll list. Yeah.
Okay, I see the, I see that 13, those other than.
So, you were looking in and the thing that catches your most
interest being worn and it looks the most plain on the outside.
But you can tell just from its minor.
Intricacies is a puzzle box of some sort.
That is that you you find? In the box.
It and in it, it looks like to be about the size of the thing
that you're looking for are at least could contain it.
Everything else seemed to be out you know, ropes and pulleys and
other things that weren't possibly couldn't be the crown
that you're looking for. Is madly emptying the pockets.
I try to open the box. I'm trying to remember what we
said. You would need to roll for that.
Wouldn't be investigation. I don't think.
Why do I have a lumberjacking skill?
Whose Lumber, I believe that was from when you met Franklin, the
first time you and Mom, a we're trying to cut down the tree to
use the open the keyhole. Oh yeah, that's right.
That's awesome. Yeah, it's not it's not the
bondage or accounting skill that that I want to know about is the
lumberjacking one. You might.
It would definitely be intelligence-based.
So Similar to investigation at least.
I guess just roll that for me for now investigation.
Yeah. Ice.
With the to you, you and through the drunken Haze, you, you shake
it. You try to like move some spots
or press some things that look evident on it.
But to no avail, it still does not make a sound, click shift,
move, or anything in any way. It seems to be some sort of
somehow a solid cube of metal. I think we said it was
I don't know. Been almost over a year since
since you've had it out. I feel like so might be a.
Yeah. I kind of would I kind of get
just like was like I need a box to put this Crown in and then it
just like lived in the backpack forever.
Yep. Is it still in Franklin's
inventory to derive a little bit of other F direct address?
Yes, I believe. So I would need to hold on.
I was just making sure you hadn't shifted it over because
it should be in there. Still Yeah, I don't know how.
I don't know if I want to switch everything over at.
Yeah. Probably should.
I put it might be easiest, especially if you had.
Yeah, it looks like you had a lot of stuff in the building so
much. I basically put everything that
was in his actual backpack into the bag of holding other than
what he was wearing. It looks like so yeah, including
the sex scandal. Yeah.
So you're you're looking at in your hands and 18 inch Cube That
radiates. So there is a bit of magical
energy coming from it, that that's why you're also
suspecting the crown to be inside.
It doesn't seem to be the same magic though that are that are
related to the crown that you're used to.
It's 5:00. Can I check And Arcana.
Yeah, as five sides of the cube which are blank in the sixth one
has a white curved teardrop with 13 black dots.
Is he doing this down in the tavern?
Yeah, I would say that. He's he waking up at a table, as
you're sitting there, fiddling with the the cube, by the way,
Thomas, you see across from you a turtle that portal that you
recognize as Franklin leaned up against the post, wake up
abruptly. As you hear something, through
the torque that you kind of ignore and you as you're still
fiddling around with it and you see Franklin trying to put his
butt up to his Is torque. His butthole too far?
Can you see me now? Let someone else deal with that.
You also see that rific from up against the wall, you're woken
up with with, with the Franklin. Can you see me now?
And your eyes, flutter? Open to Franklin?
That's not more than 10 feet away from you with a but pressed
up against their torque. I do like a little, like, like
finger twiddle wave-like. Hi.
And it's with my my bone hand so it's just a skeleton hand doing
it. Wait, what did I miss something?
Why skeleton hand, I I got my head by a ghost.
Well, I think it was heated. I hope it was, you know, it was.
Oh yeah, but now I can make jalapeno.
Poppers he taught me how to cook.
Valuable skill. The Ridiculousness of the
situation is just immense. Yeah.
Straw bed the guy you You are slightly distracted.
I would say by the hand at that point then Thomas and you are
you do notice though? It is very evident rather that
these auras that are coming off of the cube is our protection of
some sort and containment. Which were probably pretty
evident to you especially after your previous thinking's.
So, protection means I can't break what you keep saying,
Thomas, are you talking to me because I'm like, what Cube am I
playing with? Oh yeah, that's an unforeseen
thing. Know my current character is a a
lie, I have an alias going on, okay?
Because like the whole like entertaining between games right
now is totally Totally throwing me off.
You're talking about Franklin with the butthole.
And you keep saying Thomas I'm thinking of my other character
Mike. I don't have any Cube.
Yeah the damn said, you have a cube now fiddle with it.
So you do you guys did here Thomas's voice coming through
other Thomas's voice coming through the torque, recognizably
call me war and because That was my character.
It's I just keep doing it because of that, I keep track of
it whenever you get into situations which you tend to do.
Okay. Yeah.
How many people down here? Are like our after you now.
Yeah, I think only the dwarves but that means like all of them.
I'm pretty sure we all came to agreement that like the dwarves
were after all of us unless you handled that situation.
No, they still hate us. But now, we have to go make
friends with one of them and make him think that he had a
baby. I'm sorry about they don't hate
being it. Although be.
Yep. Nobody knows, Franklin, he's our
key. He's going to make all this
happen. My hands out of my pants.
Hi. They are.
I'm guessing that that was, that was Medics.
I think flint and ashy, you're still upstairs with Bob and and
you an easel and in separate rooms as far as I remember.
Remember, remember, unless that situation has changed?
No, I think I'm still in the only private room and I'm just
like on the bed with the baby babies and I would probably say
Bob just probably like crawled up on the bed too.
Like, yeah, I'm alive. I'm going to sleep on this bed.
Because I can see him like not passing up any chance for little
Comforts like that. Oh, no, definitely not.
He would, he would definitely have crawled up and they're, as
much as he can. You're waking up to him though,
and like the lower half of them is basically off of the bed, but
he's still holding on with his front claws.
And Pushing you up against the wall probably with his upper
body because he's like a giant crocodile trying to sleep in
bed. There's a good crocodile would
the puzzle box technically count as a lock.
No, there is no lock key mechanism.
As far as you can tell like that you would assume with a
traditional key or a tumbler, or so on, and so forth.
So you cannot lock pick it if that's what you're going to ask.
Much to the very, very sugar. And I'm sorry.
I know that that's probably the higher skill for sure, but That
one's a. Me and Bob, make our way back
downstairs. Josh, just to confirm everybody
else in the team. Heard the whole conversation
that went on last session, right?
Yeah, it came move through. Well, it Cana didn't just come
through your torque that you're wearing currently Flint.
Well, Thomas is wearing the many polish torque.
Yeah. And Flint is wearing the alley
Optical scored, right. So that's what I'm saying.
That the torque that you're wearing currently, that's
actually where it at the sound emanating.
All of that would have came through the torque that point
was wearing. So, I'm have to replay that
whole scenario now, because I think what would have happened
is you guys would have came downstairs, and that's when it
would have started happening, right?
Then, like, when we went to her, It sounds.
Yeah. Cuz I cuz cat is just absolutely
shit-faced and was just speaking into the torque like endlessly.
Yeah, I did give it a listen like an hour or two ago.
But yeah, that's what I was just wondering.
If everyone knows that. The baby's name is Jason.
One of them. Baby names.
Z % of the baby. Yeah, there was a discussion of
thing. It was, is it Flint is the
baby's dad from Allegedly. Oh yeah, cuz cat and his drunken
super was just like you have a baby.
But the name of the babies and you an easel, that's why I was
confused because you said Jason I know that's what he called it
look. No.
He said tell Jason I love him. Oh, yeah.
And that wasn't very said, James James James.
And yeah, that was, that was Thomas.
It was on third. I don't know, I just respond.
So I guess you guys came downstairs and really old.
Yeah, yeah. But it was so applicable to the
scenario because it was like that was the whole discussion
for the last three minutes which name who.
But yeah I guess you guys would have been coming downstairs when
and distracted war and I'll continue with that for now.
At as Franklin you're you're you're talking to cat through
Flint stork. You're probably grabbing it like
off of him. I would guess and be like.
Hey, hi hey, how's it going? Yeah, and then and then trying
to, I don't know if you've tried to take it off of him before you
put your butthole against it. But I think I would start to
turn around and attempt to do it, just normally, but then like
possibly do that. Well work here.
Cub Arliss. Yeah, see, I just totally
imagine that you just turning around and flashing your
butthole right at Flintstone. Can they see?
Yeah, I'll do that because they see this right in the middle of
a bar. I can tell you what.
I can't understand it. Ash is very confused.
Let's Rubik's response to all of us.
We haven't heard from you for a while, if you've.
If you're there. Hello.
Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you.
Okay, my bad. Sorry I was saying stuff too and
you guys can hear me that sucks. I do that all the time.
Yeah, yeah I have my headset muted.
So I wasn't smacking you guys as here.
I I turn away from the the flashing butthole because it's
like the last thing I want to see right?
When I get out of, I'm really not sure what's going on.
And then I notice and remember that I've Got this big huge
piece of frog. Titan monster Pelt that I need
to do something with. And I start looking for, like, I
remember that, there's dwarves normally at the bar and I
started looking for grew Vic. The Royal dwarf.
Is he still in the bar? Hm, he's seems to be sitting at
his normal spot with some letters and such is that ear.
I don't know at the corner of the bar.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. I'm gonna start a Amidst all the
commotion of Franklin Flash in his butthole and and I miss
messing with this box. I'm going to slide right into
the open seat right here. In order to drinks from the
ghostly bartender. And without a word, or a sound
two mugs float up, right? And saying the right down in
front of you and takes the ghost, takes two tendrils, puts
it in each mug and this oranges frothy liquid.
Pours forth, it's orange. And I'm go ahead and I'm gonna
tap groove back on the shoulder and asked if I can, if I can get
him a drink. Well, I'd been drinking all day
and he holds up his mug. Don't feel a little weird today,
but it's so right indeed, it does look a little weird, my
friend, but drinks a drink and I raise my mug and I take gulp
Knee raises his mug with you set it down on the counter before
drinking it with you. I'd like to like to have a
little conversation. If you've got a few if I could
have a few minutes of your time. Well I ain't going nowhere.
These Ledges are born as fuck. What's up?
Well as I'm sure what's down the expression for them.
As I'm sure you've noticed me and my rule Early companions
here, as I kind of nudge towards Franklin flashing his butthole,
we have been on quite a few adventures and I've come across
something quite interesting. Maybe you could help me with
perhaps. I mean, I'm always interested in
something interesting laying over there and the corner where
I was sleeping is a pelt of a very, very interesting and
dangerous creature. We came across and knowing the
dwarves to be a master Craftsman, like I do.
He's looking for someone that may be able to convert it into
something useful on my journey. he looks over your shoulder at
somebody, you can't see behind you, and Raises eyebrows and
then kind of shrugs and shakes his head and then go go go as
well. How much you talking here?
Turn it back to you because I'll walk ain't a cheap.
I understand that my friend nothing's free even in hell.
What is it? You desire.
We've come across. Owen of many forms.
I'm not sure that's what you're interested in.
So it's definitely what we're interested in any shiny bits
coin, you know, the normal sorts of they don't hold much sway to
any other folk, but amongst our own, we traded as per the top
grounders. Well, how much would you charge
for service such as that? What, what do you look into have
fashion? That's a large large piece, if
I'm to be honest. And maybe I do maybe a chest
plate, or some protective gear, possibly Not a, he looks over at
the at the bundle and looks back at you and goes will.
I'm not sure how much of its there but just yields a thumb up
and a pinky kind of sizes it up. Sizes, you up just eyeball and
wise and go as well. I think I got enough of that to
make you a full set of something.
If you're looking for armor but not sure if that's the best best
way with that. It might be a good under set of
armor new kind of looks over at it.
What is it? Looks a little leathery Yes, the
fresh skin from a frog. Titan monster.
We came across. I'm not even sure what it is.
Oh, interesting, indeed. Well, you've come to the right
place. He says, and he, scribbled some
notes down on a page in front of him, turns back to you and goes,
well, I think we could work something up for you if you're
looking for a full set in about a day or two, I get Some of the
other dwarves on it. And what what are you wearing
right now? Standard chain mail, I believe.
Okay, Standard chain mail and a shield.
Okay. I might be able to add some
other embellishments to it if you're, you know, interested in
something a bit more. Than just the hide.
Right? We we have excellent
metalworkers. I'm sure you've heard and I know
you'd be Master Craftsman. You you are the expert.
I will lean on your expertise. Yeah, that is wonderful and he
gets a grin and he scribbles a couple more things down on the
page. And he goes, what do you say
about a thousand golden? We get you a full set of armor
with the the proper embellishments to him.
You run a steep price, my friend.
Yeah. Well good work deserves.
Good pay really say I agree. Let me to think it over.
Oh certainly, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go grab my mug and kind of
head back over towards the rest of the group.
Actually both mutt both mugs since he since he already had a
drink and I had to poured. I just grabbed both.
Yep. As he's doing that.
Thomas Warren, slams, his hands against the table and goes, does
anyone in this place know anything about magic?
Is anybody any of the friends going to respond?
Because it looks like Warren sitting at a table by
themselves. Those Bob perk up at the sound
of this. Bob is chewing on the bottom of
a chair leg, like he doesn't give two shits about anything
right now. Savage, I feel like, Bob takes
over whatever. Like the, the thing he's
possessing and distinctives, mmm, because they have an
overwhelming urge to eat the turtle and do death rolls.
He has been eyeing, the turtle, but you would totally let
starting. So, strangely that the turtle is
off-limits, oh, Yes, the turtle is our companion.
Do not eat the turtle to torch. It looks a bit like a youth,
pastor dead, and you hear this, going to Pat him on the head and
assume that means she agrees tonight.
Sounds a bit hungry. They're Ash.
I want you to get a mistake. I asked for food at the bar, the
ghostly figure behind the bar that had just fulfilled.
The drink request of proving floats into the back room and
you're here, eh. A bunch of noises.
As per usual, that are some unexplainable, but of course,
you hear the occasional animals that are coming from the back
and it comes out with a heaping plate of what looks like.
Slabs of meat and a bowl on the side that seems to be of some
sort of leafy greens that have a bunch of other colors in them.
Guessing some other root vegetables and whatnot but you
can't really tell because you're unfamiliar with all of them.
I'm gonna cut off a very small piece of the meat and keep the
bowl of leafy greens for myself. And then I'm going to set the
stuff down in front of Bob and just and feeding him pieces of
it. if you hear him, of course, seemingly satisfied, open his
Gaping mouth, when you offer him the meat and still making the
sound of a growl, but more in the back of his throat, almost
like a pair of a hug. Yeah, I'm just going to toss
things into his mouth so that I don't lose any fingers or
nothing snaps down on each of the boats that you feed him
happily it seems like I while I'm mulling over my thousand
gold decision. I That we've got a bunch of
money and Ville Meyers bag of holding and I kind of like it
her in the leg to try to wake her up.
He did not respond. Yeah, they're drunk, take her
harder. Worthless Little Portal, it must
be done. Where am I going to that?
Turned out the Wrath of the turtle Enos oh my goodness.
So that song that Bo Burnham did Jeffrey Bezos.
Karolina song, No Jeffrey basis. Yeah, flint.
And I were singing that. But we've replaced Jeff's name
with Franklin State because I Franklin becoming quite a
tyrant. But be oh, thank you.
He's from all the knowledge that we have together.
Exactly. He's gonna absorb all the best.
Specs and become the best of the bed camping like for the fact
that like the first thing I said to him was like stab your
friends in the back when you get the opportunity.
Yeah I remember. And that a couple see it
sessions later. You said you were by Fred still
waiting on that one? So our I heard someone ask about
Magic II have no magic. Sort of I have divided badgett
from God. Does that help?
I see. I will approach them and out by
Arcada is -3 but by faith is strong.
I will attempt to figure out this puzzle box thing.
I don't know what I need to roll is that in our kind of check or
is that if you're just you just check if you're just observing
it. I would say Arcana and or if
you're trying to really like If Warren is letting you hold it in
your actually trying to, you know, fiddle with it, I would
say that's bit more of an investigation.
Okay, they're both negative 3. Let's go for Arcada.
I really want Franklin to have a skill.
That's magic and can create quotation marks.
Hell, yeah. I got a 0
would give it to you or not. But you did.
You would look at It and go, that's an ice cube well made as
pretty. What?
What are all those symbols mean perhaps even as it is it yours?
Yes, nice. Well, that's my job.
I wonder what. Hey, do you want a jalapeno
popper? Before I go I hold out.
What appears to be a fresh batch of jalapeno, poppers.
And one of those little red plastic trays with the the red
and white checkerboard paper. And they're freshly, they'd I'm
good. Okay, I'm going to kind of like
my under over and try to snag one.
Oh then of course hair have have boarded wide.
Well actually hold on. Are we going to take a lot of
rest? You guys just hear you could
have water. Jalapeno poppers.
This is a badge of jalapeño popper.
Kill you for what HP? I appreciate it, but Fred pop it
straight in my mouth. It's borrowed.
I'm going to say, I noticed like all the commotion with the box
and Frank and you heard Warren saying.
Does anybody know any magic to? I didn't think, I don't know if
you'd gotten a response currently yelling that in the
bar. Yes.
Slammed, it slammed slam down on the table.
I was presuming, you guys would be the first to respond like
yeah, you dumbass, we work with you all the time with magic.
Yeah, I'm gonna Wander over after having sped Bob and I'm
just going to be like, eating my salad, the baby strapped to my
chest. Wait, where is Warren?
He's got a makeover, I know. All right.
That's what it looks like that and I'm going to wander over and
I'm gonna look at this box and like you're trying to open this
thing. It doesn't look like it opens.
I do want to examine it. Magically okay.
I look at Ash and I say very slurred slurred, no and curse a
curse. I'm making an italicized.
Well, I can't do what water over there to just observe what's
going on. You know how we had that?
Like shared majeure, like experience thing. whatever that
was with our like, Oh yeah that trippy dream.
Yeah. What you had that dream too?
Yeah, I was a chicken. What?
And some lady that has a terrible desk job.
What, what is it? Oh, oh, I'm started to rap.
I'm starting to remember that job.
Yeah, actually, I really thought that was just really strange
weird, kind of Hell dream. I had well, we are and he'll, I
mean, maybe it did upon us all. Yeah, but it's not like the
second time it's happened. We're like third.
It is the second time and did not end up having the third.
Oh yeah, we are They never do it again.
You look at it and are 100% sure that it is protected and you
have no idea at least from these cursory searches how to undo
those protections. So I might up the box and I see
all that and I'm like, I don't think I can figure out how to
open this, but I turned back to Bob and I yell towards him I'm
like, hey, Do you know anything about?
Metal magic boxes. And assuming you're casting
speak with animals. Yeah, I will cast speak with
animals just as a level, one spell.
And as you finish your incantation of it you hear his
well mistress the box that you're holding right there.
I've seen a few of those only a handful at Best in my entire
existence and well, I have to say, I don't think I've ever
seen any of them open. So, you wouldn't have any idea
how to take a crack at it. I mean if you're talking
literally we could try throwing it on the ground if you're
talking figuratively, maybe, maybe not so much.
I think I got those backwards but this chair legs.
Giving me some trouble. Wonder does every table he walks
up to? He just starts to Anna.
I wonder if the witness may know something about them.
Ah, I know I hate to ask them for more, maybe we go.
Tell a little you old one or more stories.
Maybe it'll do us a favor. He seemed to enjoy our company.
I want to just like, fiddle with the box now I'm going to say I'm
going to sit down with it and just start like turning the box
over and like, looking at all the sides and seeing if anything
moves out of this Warren. Yes.
Okay, look. What do I roll for that
investigation? Yes, yeah.
Cool eight. You realize that five of the
sides have nothing on it and the 6 side has some Engravings on it
and to reiterate, those are A white curved teardrop with 13
black dots around it. A white oak curved teardrop.
Looks like nothing I've ever seen before with.
How many black moths 13. and it is, you can tell to with your
Holding it now that it is for sure.
Got to be mithril because the thing is dirtier than than it
even looks, even though it's just a hunk of metal, it's got
some no other markings on it, but it is quite quite robust.
Have you guys gone? See any of the witches yet?
We've actually visited two of them, one of them.
Opened up my baby and then the other one suggested I cut one of
my babies heads among other things, fun times. and as you
guys are talking, Amongst each other about the cube, a wizard
looking person with a robe and a staff?
No. Fun hat though.
And no, pipe stands, awkwardly behind a couple of you at saying
what their hand raised slightly and their head down.
I know bits about magics. I turn around and look at this
person. Is this a person?
I recognized as a sack. It is a person you recognize
they've been sitting in the bar. They've had a few quips while
other people have been coming in and out, but otherwise I've just
been drinking. And enjoying that the neutrality
of the Ale House. It seemed like, but you would
probably not know, for sure who they are.
They never really introduced themselves.
Okay, I'll be like do you now? What is your name?
Well, I go by Zack these days. It's Zach.
My other name is much more feminine than the one that I
wear these days, but I do know a good bit about magic.
What was the inquiry about? I need to get this box open and
I'm assuming you hold it up for the for him to see.
Come closer. Take a look at it, take a step
back, so I can slide it into the table, if he wishes.
He, he appears around you at first and then goes. take a step
towards it, kind of with there with his hand on his chin,
squinting at the Box. Hmm.
That's seems to be some sort of entrapment.
Something is stuck inside and will not won't.
It's not allowed out. Might be interpreting the spell
slightly different than what it is, How It Was Written.
But Would you say it's trapped in there?
Is that And you open it. Oh probably not.
I'd have to hold it and do a full inspection on my level of
my own. It might take me a few hours.
I've got a quite a lot of methods in which to test it
though. Would you run those tests here
at the tavern? Have been making the tavern my
home as it were though, I am welcome mat.
If I do need to get some new or other materials at my sister's
cetera, she goes by. And not sure if you've met her
yet or not but He lets me borrow some of her research implements
or still friendly with your sister.
Well, that's history of course. She's such a fuse hard, she's 12
b, 1 hard to be mad at so kindly I know how siblings can be.
We actually just did recently meet her and she was quite kind
and quite nice to have a conversation with Yes, then you
know what? I speak of then?
Especially with such good tea, she bruised.
It was quite nice, very refreshing, especially a cough
cough. And I'm not like this, trying
not to say this very loud, say, Oh, by the way, did you ever
drink any of those drafts finished the one after I ate,
Franklin's jalapeno popper? so you want to run me a
constitution soap on the on that think I said that when I was
muted, Hahaha. That would make sense 13.
So, as you take a pool off of this drink, you get this very
sweet almost earthy. And then your brain kind of
clicks is a carrot fermented. Well, it's not bad because it's
has some not only is the sweetness coming forth, but now
you getting these yeasty party notes and some sort of fruity
undertone with a almost a sour after punch from from the drink
itself If Ever I get out of this place and you remember the
drinks man they're good And you are not getting you.
Did not get even passed and it did not affect you yet.
You are still completely sober. Parrot until the rise.
Alcohol parrot is a nice touch. and, It's that kind of holds out
a hand. Shall I investigate further?
Warren looks at him with suspicion and goes.
No, I think I'll try to figure this one out on my own.
Oh I understand I understand completely.
It looks like an expensive piece.
I am quite curious. What's inside if you ever do
find out, please let me know. It's actually 100 you do you do?
What what what? Pray tell is it.
Something of much importance that was taken from me.
Well, I in relate to that sort of sentimentality, but I would
say that you should probably know, definitely pursue those
matters on your own. I think you, I think you'll find
much more success that way. That sounds ominous.
It's Ashley that out. Well you know I like that that
was just like my thought. I was like that.
Sounds very ominous like, yeah. Zack was once a witch Warren is
going to investigate it one more time before putting it away.
Right now. Go ahead and roll.
Hey, I help you, look. We gotta look at it like, it's a
box. I'll speak up and not even think
about what I said. Why don't you just Google it?
What, what am I all looking Google and the Google I/O app?
Wait, I don't. I don't.
Did someone have a phone? Oh yeah.
Somebody show you Myra. Yeah, for my eyes to the phone
off of off of three. Magic talking box.
So then we all this is, we all have our player knowledge and we
know what? Google is so cool.
Who had the phone. Let's break every fourth wall.
We can now write the unlike the sixth overall by now, I don't
know. Yeah, we've made so many walls
and we're just kicking them down.
Rick didn't know how to open the box City.
No, no, he was never informed, he never wanted to know.
He got a box from a box of. It was a chest of Desire, I
believe. And was only asking it for
something to contain and hold the crown in, and that's what he
got. And he, it was open at the time
and then he put it in it, and it closed magically.
With no, no instructions provided.
Did I roll a history track to see if a tear drop and then 13?
Other something's. Hold on.
Crying over the box. I want it.
I want it, I want it, I want it. 15.
The very first thing that comes to mind is the understanding and
knowledge that you are on the fifth level of hell.
And you've been told that there are 13 levels of hell.
Uncommonly believe there were only nine but, you know, now
from being in Hell, there are 13 and that is the only only thing
that really comes to mind. You're not quite sure what any
of that means. But as you're looking at the
Box, you do see That. The third Dot from the left
seems to be more. Superficial than the others
almost, as if it's fading away. And the fifth one that, you
know, that you're in, you countdown to him hasn't changed.
And Yeah, you guys have only been on the great on to the
third level, right? Yeah, we have you run on that
many levels and then now you're on the 5th.
Yep. I touch the one that's fading
away. And you. can kind of feel that
it is more of the rest of them are all these indents in the
front, but this one is more of a Just a coloration, almost
discoloration on it, rather than an indent on the box.
I make a rant like just a role to sit like I just randomly
press all of the dots. You can.
But it it doesn't, I can tell you right now that you've even
if you did press all of those dots, nothing would happen.
Because you've been doing more or less that with the
investigations, I would assume. I'm guessing I have also shook
the Box in those investigations. Oh yes.
Mmm. So you said you met a nice
witch? Yes.
She was quite nice and she offered us team.
We had almost good cover Story Time.
Zack. When should we tell the story in
front of that? Zack, just kind of nods and
says, well, if you ever need me again, you know, where to find
me and goes back over to their table, Which seems to be, there
is a full turkey sitting in front of it.
We appreciate your, we appreciate your help.
Thank you. Zach's hungry.
However, boy, one of the people were looking for saying that,
I'm saying that's to the, the group's real cable.
Out of a hushed tone. Yeah, this what?
Yeah, almost Whispering just enough for our group to hear
that nice. Good wish we were talking about
Was telling us that Zach is her brother and that, her brother
and her sister were in love with the same dwarf and they both got
turned down and we were trying to find a way to get them back
together so that they would help us.
The dwarf or the to the dwarf and either the, which I think,
the all the, which that opener was your name Mal.
Mela Festival. Now it's yeah, he's with a large
store. So we're trying trying to help
her out, see if we can get the last keys.
When I was rooting around in my backpack of infinity.
Did I notice the shipment? I have of sex pillows and
candles. Because I don't know.
Is that what you're calling a shipment?
Yeah, that's not able to shipment because we were it was
a delivery. We're supposed to make it was
wasn't a delivery, you were supposed to make, I think you
Those were all the things we bought.
Yeah. Drop them off on a dude, a but
like not to any one specific and we were supposed to test out the
candles, the sex scandals and then report back our findings to
the warehouse manager. And you do notice, you know,
those things when you're kind of especially because, you know,
there is Forget exactly the number off the top of my head
but I think it was like 50 pillows or maybe 50 candles in
like 25 pillows or vice versa, 25 candles because there was 25
candles at the shop and then we went to pick up the rest at the
warehouse. Yeah.
And then I think everybody got two of the sex candles if I
wasn't one on of those but it was the the challenge with that.
Was that not everybody? Wanted them.
Remember correctly? I don't think. when I was
carrying everyone stuff because I could, yeah, cuz I do remember
that I gave because I had 25 candles in my pack and then Not
Franklin. Frederick Cook.
The other 25 candles. And it says I have written down
here that cat had three of those Six Candles.
Hold on, let me go to cats character sheet.
Yeah, I was gonna say cat. You did take three of the
candles I thought to because mimei didn't want one and
someone else didn't want one which I thought Frederick was
the one that had also had abstained but I couldn't recall.
All right, I don't, I don't think I took anything for
personal use, but I was just carrying a little shit.
Yeah. Had it because of your backpack
so I'm dick may not have had any, What's the sex scandals in
that regard? That's the thing.
I'm trying to see if he took them or not.
Because I don't. Okay, I don't have the sex
scandals in cats inventory. I only have the 25 lavender
candles. Is that because I remember like
so does that mean that Warren now has three sex pandals?
Because they're not my inventory.
It says candles that intensify orgasm of them.
That's them. That's them.
Burnin Burnin hunk Allah. Yep, this is what's in my notes.
That's not in my inventory. I wrote it down but that's what
it was. Gives the card that will record
the holders thoughts when they crashed their thumb to a certain
point. See that was the card that you
got, you would guess the test out these candles and give
feedback. What do ya mean is that we got
to the warehouse? We opened up the crate and then
Frederick just started loading all the stuff into his backpack.
Right? And I think the candles were
handled handed out afterwards to.
Yeah. Cuz like a ritual people we
bought. That's what he was like.
Hey do you guys want to be like my guinea pigs for sex candles
and I think Kat what your you just may not have transfer
transferred them into your inventory because they could
have fit in your bag for sure. Definitely I think that's all
that happened in that particular case because I remember like I
was saying I don't think Frederick or mimei wanted that
candle after having been explained what it does yeah see
Frederic not wanting that at the time he was interpreting that
you guys were going to an or get orgy with such a large order of
candles and pillows and I mean it's not a better Nation.
Okay, I'll update my hat's inventory right now.
Now. So that I remember this.
No worries. See you?
Yes, you did. See the pillows and lavender Cal
candles. Warren, answer your question.
All right, so I have some or do I not?
You do just not the ones that we were just talking about.
All right, about those three I pull those out and I was like,
could these help in that? A couple pillows and a couple
candles in that situation. What's a Chaw?
Wait to get them back together? I mean probably if we stage like
a scene, we could just set down like the pillows and light the
candles and then just leave them over to it.
Like come on, he's not the kind of like that.
Once the cream themselves, I guess the ties together really
well. Yeah, we're in that regard.
You debt in the candle, guess the question is, do we?
We just might handles and let them and just don't tell anyone
we just like if it's just for atmosphere yeah I tried bird egg
what it? It just made me really sweaty.
It made my underwear tight, I don't wear underwear.
Oh, I thought we are. As we all were so just a couple
of minutes ago, Yeah. Cast.
I rolled to see if anybody else could overhear your conversation
when you guys were talking low about the situation.
And no one seems to give a fuck. They are just still chilling
with their drinks and eating what foods they have.
So I guess the question is do we try to convince?
We already know where Zach is. Do we try to convince him?
To make up with a sister, or do we still look for the dwarf?
I suppose we glided Zack first and be like, hey don't you want
to like make good with your sister and be a happy coven
again and cast spells together is the three spellcasters
because can't say which is now But if yeah, I mean, we should
get at least like his side of the story, right?
Josh wouldn't hurt if Zack was over at our table, like
inspecting the cube. Like I should ask this earlier,
but like a, we notice, if, like, he was, like, noticeably sad or
depressed, or like, Different. In sight.
It's a role that you don't get to use too much.
There we go. 99 yeah that's for me.
I want to know still I want to do stuff.
I drink it. I know things.
That should be warm slogan. Barred from Tyrion Lannister.
I mean what hey, I think I know what that is.
I understand lady, watch that show.
What's a show? I'm so confused television is
but I want one. Man, that one guy who was
standing in the background, must not watch that show, or maybe I
just didn't care enough. Because will you be in federal
court beating the shit out of each other?
Yeah, yeah. Well with the 19 and 17, you're
both quite there. Were that Zach was excited to
have something to do and that they, that he did seem a little
sad that he couldn't help in some way with the situation.
So, was a little sad, when going back to their table, are his
table to eat, and drink a little, a little bit ejected,
but Not. Not, not overtly.
So it was more of a just a little slumping of their
shoulders. But we know what this dwarf
looks like. Shorty's little Larry.
I'm glad me and Ronnie are on the same page.
Yeah, not wrong. I'm so I had had the thought
that we could convince the dwarf.
I don't know. Get to talking with that.
Dwarf in particular and get Bob into that dwarfs body or Frick
the dwarf into thinking that he had a baby with my love Vicky.
Mmm. And then like you really have to
I was going to mention that like they all have to be happy is
like this this is the siblings need to be.
Yeah, gather. So whatever we decide to do,
both of them have to be okay with it.
Well, we could just trick them long enough.
To get the key, we can get the door open.
Think we convinced them both at the Dorchester grass for playing
them both. I mean he is what if we convince
them both that they should just forget about the dwarf or like
have him killed and then I we could like kill the dwarf
because they already hate us. Anyway.
What if we let politics or someone's body?
Not mine n-woo. The wenches.
So, they forget about well, what?
L, I have another option, I really like the idea of so,
nothing breaks Siblings together more than hatred of the cob and
fall, right? What why do we have to have Bob
take over someone? Why can't one of us just whoo?
Bob has experienced. Well, I was just thinking that
Bob could be in the body of the dwarf long enough to get with
and Mary or seal the deal with the which in order for us to get
together. But that's only one of the
witches, you gotta get all three of them to like each other.
I was going to say have If Bob take over the dwarf and then
convince the, which has to all be at the same location and then
have Bob as the dwarf do something like real bad that
they all see, right? And then instead of fighting
over him, I wonder if you're citing him closet already.
We just need to find out what they are.
Yeah, yeah, up some dirt on the door.
I mean, he does, he played Two Witches to the point.
That one of them became a wizard.
Yeah, so baby baby. Maybe somebody needs to open
loop, baby. We need to get someone to seduce
the dwarf, but will it get the dwarf to try to seduce them?
Like a real Chad? And then it visibility.
It's like visible of the other three, which Which is it Warlock
and then they'll be like he's such a jerk.
Let's talk about how much he's a jerk and then they'll be friends
again. And then, we don't have to chop
off. James's head, is there everyone
in the Starbucks? Clap Isn't there like memory
altering like magic? Haha, this is beyond my skills.
I am the best buddy. Yeah, I was going to say I mean
there is Magic like that but not magic.
That I know I told the old way. I might be able to seduce it
more. I don't know how that will help
us in this situation. Well though, we think of it's
about where did where you seduced the dwarf, right?
Why don't you like? Okay, so why are we focusing on
the door? The door, if is like the one
part of the situation that we could probably get around, you
think? Well he's the he's the linchpin
of why they're fighting, well, why don't one of us is do Zack
and someone else's deuce the fucking thing and we pretend
along blah blah. until I actually think that, I think
that plan came up last time, actually, Yeah, I guess it's
really a question of. Do you want to trick The Witches
or do you want to help them this deal?
But I take notes morally. I pull out my notepad or my
Scouts guide. I'm willing to do whatever the
choice between easiest, I do not care if it's helping them or
tricking them. So what you're saying is we can
either trick them or we can try to convince a dwarf to like have
a threesome with them. You know how hard dwarves are to
convince about how Well, I don't know about how hard or how about
this, guys? How about?
We find the door? I find out what he wants and
then let's go from there. As if, if we can agree.
Okay, wait, we should talk to Zach First Hill.
Right? She's right.
He's right there. Yeah.
Like doors, like rocks? Yeah.
Other dwarfs like, hey, can you just like makeup with them for
like a week? Long enough for us to get what
we need and then as soon as we skedaddle you just go back to
doing you bro, could do what I was fucking one after that.
We just we just need you to do this way, be incurring, the
wrath of witches. If we go that route Yep.
No, I don't have to know that we are at the front of this realm
of Hell. By the time they find out, we
did what we did. That's a big if the Thomas
Thomas. okay, what's the other option we Try to kill something
doing something. He doesn't want to do.
That's not gonna happen. You need to stop trying to stab
in the back. That's fighting.
Well, if you do it correctly, there is no fighting involved.
It's more of a swift motion. Let's talk to Zack but by 50 is
on making the dwarf look bad and getting the three siblings to
hate him, so that they make up and but I think we need more
information. Yeah, more information will
definitely help the situation. I jump down off of the the table
straighten myself out. I think they're less Get this
ball rolling and I walk over to that bike.
Goodbye guys. Oh brother.
I follow I follow. I'm guessing there's like
several drinks at the table that Thomas is sitting at.
Oh yeah. If they're most of which are
empty, if that's what you're referring to from the past few
days. Yeah.
Is there any of them that still have like alcohol?
Like I just consolidate into one cup?
Oh yeah. Well, there's definitely some
and they're all of varying colors.
It seems like with the last one, being a third of the full, third
of the way full orange. There's a purple.
And then there's a couple dark deep.
Almost black ones during our little conversation or table.
I finished that second orange drink that I had.
You'll want to roll me a constitution and Warren is going
to want to roll me a constitution with disadvantage.
Yay. Saving throw or just
Constitution even though? Disc.
That role correctly. Probably not.
All right, no, it didn't. Yeah, my role in this event
would disadvantage, Okay. No, you're good.
That's right. I am, you're drinking the same
drink that you were before. So Karen hair and nail.
Yeah. The same Savory care.
Your notes. Oh no.
With a natural. One you I stand up and take a
swig and I follow the fuck over, not quite you gain.
That you're tipsy now currently and you gain advantage on
Charisma base checks and saving throws.
Accomplishing what you were. That's presumably going out out
for and but you do kind of feel your stomach.
Almost want to reject what you were just drinking except that,
you know, that for some reason, when mixing them there was a
combination that made the alcohol stronger somehow.
You, you made a super drink. Haley's.
It wasn't many poses pissed that you guys were drinking before.
I kind of post up at the corner seat at the bar and give a
little nod to the bartender to try to get one more drink before
the storytelling starts. It just stares at you the
ghostly figure behind the bar. Or rather out in your guy.
I have one more drink barkeep. With the audible response.
It seems that it understood and grabs a, rather, a coat mug
floats up onto the counter. And while you're sick while, the
mug is floating up and it's filling up with a frothy orange
liquid. Again, the table that you were
sitting at Warren, the ghost. That's in the middle of the bar,
goes over to and Sucks up each of the mugs that you had been
sitting there at the table and spits them all out towards the
counter, and the bar that the other ones.
Sitting at perfectly shining shimmering clean.
It seems like and into the ghostly figure, which it floats
back out under the bar. I kind of Grimace with scuffed,
that's one way to bus a table. and, And in that moment Warren
has a really bad idea. He's like I don't know if I
could just like sip on this it's going to make me puke break.
It there's only one real thing to do which is to chug it.
He's just going to slam This. What are the rest?
Rest of the suicide drink ice. Yep.
Kamikaze yeah. Alright, Constitution with
disadvantaged flowers. 17 but ready for its vile taste.
You you drink the rest of it. Maybe not so vile.
Perhaps necessarily is there are some things that are playing off
of each other very well. The sweetness is kind of
overwhelming perhaps though as it as it goes down and but
you're ready for it this time and you just choke it down with
no problem not increasing the Level of confidence.
My boy could see. All right. so, you walk up
Franklin and said, Hi, babes. Franklin Turtle, would you like
a Halo PTO popper? Zach is good half of a turkey
leg in his mouth. Looks over at the thing that you
have in your hand and goes with the with the turkey leg in his
mouth, I'll really well how who papa is what good is delicious?
Imagine if you would a hard crunchy outer shell kind of like
kind of like fried dough Blue on the inside, it's creepy lose
like a cheese like texture and it's got if you've ever heard of
a jalapeño pepper, it's got jalapeño pepper in it.
Well, it's a jalapeno pepper stuff with the cheese with the
bread. A guy outside is deep-fried and
I made this fresh and hot. You just seem like you could use
a friend. Well, a friend, I could use
taking the chicken turkey leg out of his mouth.
He says that does sound rather intriguing.
I'm not sure of all of the words you said but geez and crunchy
sound like a good combination to me.
I don't know. I bought sure the words that I
say to both of the type, I'll trade you here but I could have
a turkey leg. Leg and I'll give you these
jalapeño poppers. I mean that's a fair deal here.
I haven't not on this one. Rips off the others.
Awesome. Hands it to you.
Oh thank you so much. I take a good chunk of strip off
that. I shove it up by by shoulders
underneath. I should L / by friends to have
a stack divided if I have a seat here.
Oh, these are also by Fred's. I don't know if you That verb
yet. But we saw you had a turkey.
It figure. We have said, talk persuation
with Advantage. Yeah, persuasion.
Come on, Papi. I have a plus 2.
I don't know how to do it Vantage.
Real twice it real, right? Click no pie.
I'm just gonna roll twice to Natural Woods.
Let's go. Ouch, we're going to take this
one with a failing in success. You go to sit down, in you go to
pull out the chair and you trip yourself and roll under the
table. Hello.
I just shake my head and look down looks down and goes, well,
you're more than welcome to have a seat, but I don't think that's
the most comfortable place to do so that our beliefs tools are
danger are hard to get on because, you know, they're
really tall and they don't really have a side handle thick.
So if I Get off. Sometimes I tip over and said if
I fall over like I have right now.
I'd buy back. I can't get up.
Could you please tip baby? well, and that kind of like,
Less than gently picks out the other side of the table.
Wow that's my friend, you just kick their anyway.
These are bad friends. Yeah Franklin it's okay.
Help Me. Steady Robin Franklin.
Yeah so my back but I have a jalapeño popper.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I gave him the jalapeño poppers, I gotta bake some more.
Why don't you guys get acquainted?
And I will be right back with several more batches for a side.
But why leave before I do Zack here, to just try while I beat
all feel like. Oh, but I don't know.
Their steak as sprinkling introduces us as his friends.
Warren types of impacts acquaintances
and they have just saved your life at the future.
I do what your dad next to me? I death saves.
I know. I keep trying to use the word
companions, I'm glad I can It is a gift of yours.
Well, I mean after taking the bite, you hear that. and chewing
kind of looking off into the distance and You know, that's
quite excellent as a bad, dad are gonna kick.
Yeah. Oh, it's been a while since I've
had any spice, you don't find it very much in these especially in
this part of. He'll usually have to Outsource
that shit. It's really surprising because
it's really hot down here. I hope you find this hot.
At least you're not on the third level.
I was that the what's out there? I think, it's the fourth level.
I apologize. Correction, wait, hold on.
Hey guys. Before I leave, do we know
anything else about the levels of hell that we have to go
through, baby, this is a good time.
We could learn some shit. We've been through the third
level, and we freed Loki. And that's how we ended up here.
And look, he gave me a statue. Oh, I joined after back on that,
I'm going to dig in my bag. Yeah, I don't have much more
info. Say baby.
We could like you know can you tell us just like real quick
just like real quick a brief overview like what what are the
different levels of hell? What's up?
I'll just make some jalapeño poppers right now.
Here, hold on, I reach into my shoulder.
Grab some ingredients, better ingredients.
Better Pizza. I was trying to go back to I
thought I'd met. I did make a map, I know, but I
didn't, I didn't. I never did upload it.
Is he kind well, specifically for hell and I think it's
because no one's ever asked about the levels of hell with
the rest. Wait me real interest to try and
figure out how to how to go through them.
So yeah. Well, there are 13 levels of
hell. most of which coincide with worldly dysfunctions, if
you will, especially the first nine The last three are rather
unique though and 9 +. So for apologies, math is not my
strong suit right here. briefly, though they go, limbo, lust
gluttony greed and anger which you find yourself currently in
Heresy violence, Broad and a frozen dessert.
Disfiguration of what the above world is like.
And then you've got the 10th level, we're going down to of
maggots into k-11 is defense with the He?
Mountain mountains of tree blades that eviscerate folk and
then Avicii a hell of most Grievous sins.
That's the 12th level cage. Souls of at least to 200,000
usually at a time. In a puzzle Rubik's cube of
sorts and then the 13th level which is a beautiful Immaculate
Forest. So I've been told no one's
actually ever made it there. It's also where many poulos is
encased in a cage of some sort and the Magics behind stature
Beyond me and it is God level there.
I thought Bali, polis was a place No.
Many polis is a God. He's the god of the underworld.
Oh, can you be inside? Him can, can I be doing a place?
What? Was it is the other campaign
located in or no that was a lie appleís right.
This is the main oppose campaign.
Correct. Okay there by I was just a kid.
You would know to as a general or it may not have come up
either. But as a general or thing for
those who don't recall, or Haven't heard many polis is
encased inside of ptarth and Taurus.
Is the dead corpse of a God, LOL Palace who sacrificed his
Consciousness to trap, many polis.
Talking about family drama and create the world that you guys.
So the fifth love on Gloria tells anger So many dwarves
here. A good watch.
I was making a joke. That's what, that's what they
told me before. Rob before activities and food.
Yes, poor activities ensued. Speaking of activities, is there
any way I use thieves can't to say this to Ash?
Is there any way that activities could help us in our current
situation meaning? Is there a possibility that we
could just steal the keys? I reply back that I have thought
immensely about this and have been trying to Figure out a way
in which we could write, as I feel, it would be the easiest
option. It seemed to work out good for
the first piece of the puzzle. The next two pieces of the
puzzle are I believe, magically hidden?
Detect Magic. not, I Why? I see a baby idea.
Now die. Let me see if clerics have the
ability to because I would could baby just swap some spells out.
There's no magic and music. That thing you said is called
the Google. I could learn it with this,
dispel magic hold out. I do detect a magic, Depict, I
say this as I look through my Scouts manual.
Bard cleric. Yeah, so I could if I take a
little snooze, ER, or you know, whatever I could lose her.
I could use this detect magic spell.
I'm presuming all of that was previously in or rather out of
character because you're standing there next to Zach but
oh, that's right there. They're Whispering.
Sorry. Never mind.
I take that back. But it doesn't know common
knowledge that you could learn it, and Zack is seemingly
content on. The combination of jalapeno.
Poppers and turkey. It's really good.
Nice crunch. Crisp juice kind of Step Off the
Barstool and walk towards Zack kind of just infer.
Like you seem to know a great deal about hell. well, I've been
here for a while and I was rather intrigued by it set up,
it doesn't seem happen. Stanshall if you know Know where
to look at his funny. You say that because we know a
decent amount about you as well as this as it happens.
And there's a bit of a blush in do, is we, as we mentioned
before we met, you've met your sisters.
Oh, both of the sisters. And I remember, I had to endure
in those marshlands. But then I kind of like shake
that off and refocus on Zach like and meeting with the with
your sisters. We've come to Come to learn of
your little. Light will calls love triangle
with certain dwarf. Who that to off, he has asshole.
Rather, we're just kind of wondering or hoping to perhaps
your side of the story. Well as it goes and he how you
of rotten know Yura was strapping lad here.
And before gravity over there and she points to him who is
doing the ledgers and he goes there.
He keeps writing at his Ledger's was sitting in his in that seat
you over I was but you over has come since retired and has just
decided that he would like to Traverse the levels of Hell
rather than going and or being stuck to this one.
He was a rather Energetic will say individual and at why he'd
captured my attention. He's actually also no longer
here on this level of Hell. Well, and also I have to say I'm
quite disappointed if such because I thought that we were
getting somewhere when I found his sexual persuasion.
And he gestures to himself. It's not exactly the theme from
not of the feminine wiles will say, and I used to know not look
so much like this. and I'd changed myself to not only
appease him but searched my own path, and I don't think that He
was as in interested me as I thought he would be with my
light towards his. love, but I'm not sure why I'm telling you all
of this, so upfront and blatantly but you seem like true
enough Folk I II take a chair next next to them and I kind of
like leaned down and I'm just like, I can't I understand your
pain and I'm very sorry for you but are you happy with the
person that you are today? Oh, no doubt it is the path that
I chose and would not choose re make any of the decisions that I
would have. You know, it's a Who I am.
But it is hard for others to see that.
I think I know what you mean. I believe I heard some sadness.
In your sister's voice when she talked about, Who you had become
yeah, they don't quite understand what it means to take
a hard decisions and life and different paths.
And some cases, I know that they had sought power but they
weren't too interested on themselves and searching into
deep deeper within and I think that's limited to them.
But you know, that's neither here, nor there.
Mmm. So your sisters have never had
to make hard decisions. They've just had it easy.
They have in the way of giving up certain Things in their other
lives, but nothing so drastic as what I've experienced.
I would say. How did your sister meet the
Dorf? I believe you're talking of
maleficarum, or because that's really has never had any real
interest. Malevich IAM had met him while
he was exploring this level of Hell, more in-depth, Lee.
And I believe the story went that she'd seen him best a giant
croc by with his bare hands. Ripping its face into as what
she told me anyways. And then they made love on its
dead corpse or some shit like that.
I don't know. That's not really into all of
that. Difficult to hear.
I mean, if you're not selling my gator murder what do you swayed?
But at the time, I was quite quite Brazen and I'd left the
coven at hearing those words. oh, So did your sister do that
out of like, maliciousness, like did she know?
I honestly couldn't tell you. I never really took that much
interest in her intent, as she knew that I had interest and had
been making Pursuits on your Vera.
But did not think much of it, when About it, when she'd seen
him in the last time you sleep. I would guess.
Okay. Yes, that was the last time that
I'd seen maleficarum. And I would guess that. they
were more acting on Instinct rather than any malicious intent
but way they were acting on Instinct instead of malicious
intent. Was this this this dwarf and I
say it as offended Lee as I can was this dwarf and a temptress I
would I would have to confess that we were never explicit in
that we were exclusive or anything and you over has one
hard Franklin turtle. So it sounds like such a messy
situation and your sister. You like to see this resolved
itself. Yeah.
I mean, I feel fairly well resolved.
Personally, I'm quite content to spend whatever time this is or
not. Not sure how time works here,
but seems to be circular in my opinion and eventually, I'll
either be with born or I don't know.
I really haven't mold. The theological perspective on
this matter. Just enjoy my drink into my bird
here. And sometimes I'll go out and
catalog some. New plants and animals or such.
I see it. Would you want to leave here?
like, if you had the option, Well, what is what do you mean
by here? The Alehouse?
I leave quite regularly the highest level he'll hopefully
he'll it. General Ray is, that's the goal.
It turned to the others is that? So yes I would say that.
Many would have chimed in through your guys, this torque
excluding Flint's in this particular case, I guess but
saying and to rescue me from the depths of Hell on Diana's that.
Yes, but I'm assuming that rescuing, you will free us from
hell as well. I kinda thought those two things
were intertwined. Great, at this point, you're
pretty much stuck with me. Yep.
Got an STD. It sounds so simple.
I get that and exactly one have a moving Cottage we could use
for carriage. Like, moving van, Carriage eyes,
I'll see myself out, eyebrows go up real high and go.
What the hell was that? We've seen and heard some things
by phones best. Yes, I think there was a voice
coming from around your necklace.
Next Oh, enough for them to hear, that's a friend of ours
who were just looking to bust out of here.
Oh, oh, okay, some sort of communication.
That's okay. Interesting.
When I hadn't seen before, well, to answer your question would be
great to get out of hell. But no.
That's not exactly the easiest task that it sounds.
I mean, what do I still still hold the grass?
While I was still hold the key and as far as I've heard
maleficarum holds two of the keys and she's not willing to
share those. With me.
Let alone Assessment of the holding the final key turned to
the others. I'll leave it to you as
determine how much we want to say that.
Right? Doesn't know.
Yeah. So how much do we reveal?
I lean in, I lean into Jack and I whisper.
I'm like, what? If I could tell you that we
could? Fairly easily get the dwarf key.
And then would you come with us back to your sisters Huts so
that we may all use the keys to open that very large gate and
I'm whispering this so that like the rest of the room doesn't
like hear us. And I'm trying to be like
persuasive as possible. We saying this, I'm like sliding
into the chair and kind of like you're close to Closer and
closer. Yes.
I'm just like, yeah, go ahead
and the key. Don't worry, go ahead and roll
me. A Persuasion.
24. I'm done.
Very nice. He would probably at least
somewhat by that. None of the other dwarves in the
bar seemed to respond, but you do see.
A small hesitation before he responds with.
Are you suggesting we should iced the keys from my sisters.
I was more helping lines that we could convince them.
To use their keys for us to escape, but do you think they
would double-cross us if we just brought them along?
That's Villa by no means if she's made some sort of deal
with you, she would stick to two it maleficarum on the other
hand. Well, like her name and Tails.
She's likely to fuck you. We tell her.
Like says cirilla wants you to make people see, that's the
thing. Do we just say like it site
check. All right.
Good. I don't plus 6, this is
something I could do, guys. Hopefully we say, before I roll
out, the 16 car. What are you inciting here?
I mean, As she says, are you suggesting we like shiest my
sisters. I'm trying to gauge her interest
in that. Like if she is she like throwing
it out there's like a like a bait and trap or is she like
actually contemplating it that kind of thing.
You can tell that he is rather excited by the idea honestly.
Yeah. With the thought at least that
he was going to come out with you guys, which is what was
implied in that conversation. Yes.
So and fuck the other sisters essentially.
It seemed excited by this particular matter got it.
So he seems down to the pound. All right.
I will look kind of interject into the end of the conversation
and make direct eye contact with the others and attempt to very
stealthily nod to them fail and just nod directly at them and
say well you seem pretty interested here is at least
granted. Then again what I understand We
were told that one of the sisters, right?
But Isabella freaky up or so you know, she had the first half.
They want to get the three back together again.
And if we had that, we'll be able to sarsaparilla.
If that's a pop is that that's a anyway, she she said that we
could have a key. If we could bed the three of
your relationships oh, and now we could take her along with the
presumption at least that you could actually convince her that
I am part of the coven again though.
That might be a hard sell although mean I still like you
would have to convince her, right?
Because she is it's you she wants to be like part of their
group, egad. Yeah, but well, yes, yeah wants
to come and to be rejoined. Whereas speaking him, just once
Sasser Ella's key. But Madoff Vicki, I'm does not
want any part of us anymore. That is the torque.
That is that is the problem that I'm, I'm first for seeing there
with that particular approach, I don't know what I could say at
this point. That would convince her
otherwise, I, I think Well could you convince Sarsaparilla
Sarsaparilla could you convince her?
That your third sister is irritable because then it's all
of us with the key that you have and any others we might be able
to get versus just the wide sister.
If it came to that not saying I would, you know, sister had sis
brother sister, that's never a great situation but no you seem
interested in keeping this place so I'll just apologize. and the
thing that I would like to point out with your, Argument will put
it that way? Is that you?
You're, you're forgoing the request.
I think it was that the lady here had said was my sister
susurrus request of getting the coven, but all three of the
other. Yeah, that's right.
Shit. I did.
Sorry. Pardon my French.
I do have a question. You mentioned.
Stealing the keys from your sister.
Do you know how that could be brought about?
I think, hoping some of that could be in filled by you all
here, assuming you would made some sort of Headway one way or
the other with them as they've never really let me know where
they had hidden the keys and as as it stands, the key that Was.
Shad amongst us. Was.
The, the keys that were shared amongst each other here.
One of mine was given to the dwarves as a peacekeeping as
we'd held three of the four before.
The eton's are the first two to enter this portion of hell.
And so in a in an effort to soothe the dwarves that you know
undying rather than fighting a never-ending war with them, we
decided that it was fair enough to give them a key.
And it just so happened. It was Mikey cause me making the
most immense. Usually anyhow amongst the
sisters I think that's what's Driven.
The biggest wedge amongst us. at the any point is that I no
longer was willing to give And both sisters, although sasural
is nice and gives all willingly of anything else when it comes
to power, not so much. Yeah, so when we talked, when we
had our conversation with my left Vicki, I'm we had tried to
suss out where she might have had her keys but she just said
that they were hidden if I'm remembering that correctly
because I don't have anything written down saying, yeah, she
revealed where her keys were. Yep, know what neither of them
did. Okay.
Yeah, because we just agreed like yeah, we're totally going
to do this thing to help you. Because it seemed like the
easiest path. And now it's a pain in the butt.
What did this dwarf? Look like you over you over was
probably one of the city's many more people at got it.
Yeah, somehow he'd struck a deal that the Acropolis see without
the keys. Not so sure how he managed that
one. Also, there's more than one way
out of this plane, but we need to unlock This Plane.
We need those stupid keys. Is there any way that we could
make the keys? You're they all.
Are they all different? Have you seen these Keys?
Oh, all right, I have seen them in the varying proportions.
The eton's key I believe is what malefic IAM besides your own key
is acquired is the largest of them all and it actually has two
heads to the front of the key. It's kind of odd, the hadn't
seen any of them. Emu's necessarily, but there are
only four holes. So I'm not quite sure how that
one would worked. Who knows?
As for malefic Eames key, it was dark Like her heart, I would
assume. And fracking with light, almost
all the way through it and the Ski is almost.
Sweet to the touch. I don't know how else to
describe it. Other than that it is
sickeningly Pink. Sickeningly pink and tighten
Barbie pink or Pepto paint and the dwarves key.
I actually held myself as you know, and it it seems to take on
the will of the beholder train as much as anything else.
The will is the whole bag holder.
Yes, the one that that holds it, at least, that was the words
that came to mind when I thought of it.
Okay, not not like, Got it. The the will of the one who
holds it. Got it.
A two-headed key. Hmm, wait, that's weird.
I have a two-headed baby. Can we use the baby as a key?
I was going to suggest that maybe the baby is the key.
You've already slept on my baby and she put anything inside of
it. I wasn't there.
Or did she take something out? Said, as she already slammed the
baby on the dock. I think that's it's had enough.
Probably. Wow.
So I challenge you to a duel. Sir, what are we being proposed
here? Well, if there's a way to steal
these keys, I would love to try it.
But an order to steal the keys, we have to know where they are.
Yes, that is generally. How stealing stuff works.
And we weren't able to figure out where they were and you
don't have any idea of where they were.
And these words and jalapeno. Poppers, do we got here?
Here's to bore his sorry. You don't really want to duel
do. Yeah, I'll come.
Damn right. Zach will be perfectly honest
with you. We need we need these kids.
I can understand that. I mean if all I think by at
least what you're telling me now that it would be a hard sell but
I could probably Attend to make up with maleficarum.
Although it's probably going to ensue a fight.
I'm not sure one that I could survive without some help.
Hmm. Bye.
I do think that maybe you pretending to make up would be
and very good. It's right there.
And your kin your sister be seduced said seduced.
Well, it's big IAM. Not a 50mm that would be in A
little bit more easy of a seduction.
How do you mean though? Do you mean the ever?
So lovely. Forever and ever love.
That's not something she has in her heart at all.
But if you mean the five s sucky sucky, lovey-lovey, if I, dalam
reason I don't understand. Yeah, I understand that
reference, right? I was just thinking because she
was so taken by yoga for killing a crocodile with his bare hands.
Would she reveal her keys to a lover?
If he has her keys to perhaps, you know, that might might not
be the worst route although he might reveal them.
She would probably have high protections on them.
Whatever is there to Revelation is if that's something you wish
to do as a back-up plan? Is that what you're thinking?
They're because I'm Sarah first by Louisville, get the location
of a keys, and if our plan doesn't work then sneaking in
the night, Kind of deals? Yes, I think having a couple of
plans in place, because I feel like your sister might try to
screw us, no matter what. So if we could have plans in
place to screw her and just such a situation duction, I will be a
whole lot better and we can fall back on the pretending to
Tending to make up and reconcile even if that doesn't work.
More as starting that early. So that there's an insurance
plan almost. I see I see your point there.
Blue one. Mmm.
So how would your sister feel if you over came back to her?
You over probably rip him. Limb from limb so you may also
rejected them. Oh right.
He's a dick. I forgot.
Oh yes, he rejected us both. So we could unite them and hate.
That's how our said I don't. I'm not exactly the hateful
sort. It's more so that there were
words that were said and after leaving the coven in, my
sister's insult to me. I, it was more her insult than
his Vengeance against, if you want.
Say hi. Not so much.
Perhaps we can find him in the later parts and I'm not sure
what you thought, but perhaps, we can do, whatever that was to
him because I'm quite, quite sure that I call dibs on his
testicular. 'S.
Okay. Got it.
Will save you, his like a manly Jewels.
Oh, I, I can do quite a lot of things with those.
Who wants to see who wants to seduce a blank about what to do?
But Well, I can tell you what do me?
What's her type? Strong Burly Lads that have an
air of power about them that she can use either their power about
they have a child, never mind. We could make this work really
well. If we can find one of those
strong Burly Lads and let Bob take him for a spin.
And then that way, he does get ripped limb from.
Limb Bobble, just come back to me.
What about the ends? Oh he's restaurant had pearly
rather smitten with using them and abusing them for sure.
But she also was aware that they don't have much in the way of
intelligence especially when it comes to Magic.
So it's fun to drink. He probably wouldn't share the
keys location with a netting. Hmm.
I can attest to that. Suppose I'm a little boy,
dragon. That might do it, but it's a
little odd for her tastes. I would think she's usually into
Well, I mean, I can say that for sure.
She's been around for a long time.
Her Taste of probably altered in some Manner, and not to mention,
she's probably got some sort of attention span when it comes to
those sorts of things, you know, like I said, sucky sucky if I'd
either, love me, love me. So we need a ho, we need a
fairly strong, man, whore. That sounds about, right, G.
When she was alive, she did frequent the brothels.
I turned to my kind of stare at Thomas just saying, I'm not
gonna say that. I'm just gonna kind of stare at
him. Thomas is kind of a man-whore.
What about Flint? Want nothing to do with that
witchcraft, hurry. You don't even want to Bone it.
I'd rather kill it. All right.
He said they're probably found out what?
Hey, he was stooping. I was checking to see if you
wanted to seduce a witch. Do you want to sleep with the
witch? Sweet?
Really I really didn't want to be the one to have to do that.
It sounded it sounds like you. I love the enthusiasm.
Sure I'll try was Warren. So I kinda like avert his gaze
over to Thomas like you think he'll do.
Hey babe. And Zach looks Thomas up and
down. Goes well, your little
Flamboyant the East. Do you have any muscles under
that get up? Or do you have some sort of?
I don't know. He's strength that might Entail
her. Don't let his modesty for you
and you seen him. I've seen him.
Perform Feats of Strength. You wouldn't believe saved me
from a mound monster. A giant clod of dirt started to
fall. Oh, oh.
I think she get. Yeah.
I think she fucking scared. Are you scared?
It smells like wet cat food. Like rotten wet cat food.
She's old. So you can stink here with age?
Yeah. She's sitting on my lap and she
adjusted and she started to fall off and just hurt.
I can't control it, but you look so fucking annoyed to, like, how
dare you mock me humans. well, the situation so provided, I
think that Thomas should could. Could work, just going to have
to prove to her her her want of Interest.
All right. You sound so prepared?
I'm quite drunk. I'm feeling this perfect.
That means your eyes so much more charismatic.
To which number one. I do want to stay at the bar.
Grab some food. Well.
That's true. Let's see.
I mean how, how well is how well are you at seducing?
Do you need a little crash course?
In the bondage. Oh, well, I mean the PowerPlay
move is, is probably a good one. Who are you bonding yourself
though? Because, well, no, you know, I
haven't inquired that deeply into her sexual Devils, but that
might work in your favor. Not sure who's binding who but I
just want to point out, I do have the option to be able to
cast it. Hats ability, if you are lacking
in the Constitution Department eyes.
Would she be interested in a magic trick?
Probably not. She has quite a lot of those
she's quite magical. I'm sure your Sorry.
That was an inside joke. Oh apologies.
Yeah, something's not on that joke.
Only no reward when time comes. Let me know.
I was going to say, if you get the whole like show going and
you get her all bonded up, that might be the perfect time for us
to sneak in and grab the goods and sneak out real good news.
I got some slightly stronger than normal rope from stealing
that backpack, you did WOW slightly stronger than normal.
Sounds impressive enough to hold the which I think it's
unbreakable. So if you can okay, that's
nikken seduce fire up. It in, find the keys.
Get out. And then have your way with her,
where I guess leave her tied up and let her be pissed off.
No, I don't know. We've still gotta deal with
susilo after the yeah, which ultimately is where I'm seeing
this plan. Be slightly fault flawed in my
opinion. We've got to make it appear to
her that I and suspend maleficarum have Well there's
Bob. Well there is a real good.
I'll down there at that. You're gesturing towards.
Yeah, it's got. This is Bob could become a job.
And I and she will they he looks down at the crocodiles and looks
back up at Ash and goes, well, couldn't you become maleficarum?
I was thinking I could I definitely could pose as
maleficarum. That nasty are better, but only
because I'm not sure how a crocodile helps us in obtaining
ratifications for him. But I know I was just from the,
your eyes and your hair coloration and my studies, that
you are a changeling. If I'm correct me if I'm wrong.
No, that is correct. I am a changeling and I could
definitely take on her form. I'll best bet.
They do get mad victims keys and then while she's still
preoccupied. Convince us error that we have
all made up. Well, if we go about that route,
where I posed, as maleficarum, we do with you sass real out for
him. Okay.
Yeah so if I if I posed as maleficarum to Sarsaparilla and
say hey we've made up we've we've settled our differences
and we're ready to be a coming again.
And then I'm like, all right, you should grab your keys and go
to the gate and then we will meet you there.
And then we could run over to malefic iums Hut and I could be
Sarsaparilla and be like, I have my key.
I Sarsaparilla have my key and I'm going to the gate and we'll
meet you there. And with our new friends, here
we all shall escape. And then she shows up there and
we just get them all there to just put their keys in the holes
and unlock the gate. No seduction required.
No seduction, required No Stealing required.
We just, we just trick them. I just pretend to be both of
them but not at the same time and not together until we get
them all at the gate. We're like all right Butch
casein we're so glad that you're here.
You're all happy. Yay well that might actually
work, you know. Yeah, cuz we could even when we
go to maleficarum and I'm posing a Sarsaparilla, be like listen,
I will only share my key if you make up with her sister and she
might be willing to be like, okay I'll make up the picture
because I really want to risk. We may have to take but that's a
mite. I like this plan, we can get out
of here then it's no longer our problem.
True Ari or you then are you then going to go over to Malefic
iums hot now or I don't think she'd be so amicable to other
visitors. I mean, if you're going by
yourself, this is what I am questioning here, right now.
Or is this what we're deciding? Yeah, I think maybe if we were
As I Grew, I was going to say. I think we should decide that
now. Should we go to Sarsaparilla
first and poses my love fake IAM saying that.
Hey we've made up our differences and then go to
maleficarum and be like, hey I only share this key with you and
our if you make up with you Zach enough quick.
Am I making sense? Am I explaining this?
Well, yes. Yeah.
Like we could also solve this by all just sit down and what room,
you know, probably if it sounds like your friend here has
decided on the room. That the thing is, we should
time it to appropriately and I am of the Mind, anyhow, that if
we go to maleficarum first, she will not try to confirm / with
Seth's Villa and she will just show up at an appropriate time
and Sarsaparilla given a shorter timeframe would be best so that
she has no time to go and confer with her sister emergency.
It's a crisis. We have to go down.
Yes, because that's really being more common cat and not only
calculated but also just Chill. I'm sure.
You know, you understand. She would, she would think of
those sorts of things, whereas, mellow Vicky.
I'm being who she is, would not consider that her sister has
been cloned or what words? Can't change linked.
I mean, it can't be now, but I think I just transform into
them. Like, I need that definition.
Where is that? Um, I think you look like them
but you can gain or add up to what if I remember correctly
from when I played a changeling? If you are 3 feet tall and try
to impersonate someone 7 feet tall.
There will be obvious when I transform and I'm 4 feet tall by
the way, when I Transformer, thank you very much when I when
I transform. I will look like them in every
way I can transform into any two-legged humanoid.
Like 100%. Not sure whether there.
Eight feet tall or Topeka that's sick.
I think I'm going to get off now, already dozing off at my
computer. It is pretty late.
It's almost 10:00, probably decide on it and call it a
night. Any of this plan implemented
tonight. Yeah, I think the best bet, so I
think that is also the best. Bet we can have an afternoon
lunch here and then call it and you then simplistically so that
we all confirmed on the plan here, Ash will go as really
successful at, to malefic Eames then to, right?
No, at to maleficarum zsasz Thriller and then go to sasural
aurasma Vicky. Mmm.
Because once I guess, I'll pick you up first as Sarsaparilla as
sus, rilla as root beer. I just show up as a two-liter, s
route, bow. I mean, she is a horny lady.
It sounds like So, we have a plan.
I'm allowed. I think I'm going to start
drinking. Yes, kind of kind of a plan.
It's always looking out. Be sure to fill up your flask
for. We might need it under an order.
Another drink Another mug floats up on top of the counter fills
up with the frothy, orange liquid.
Okay, so turn into maleficarum, go visit or turn into
Sarsaparilla and go to malefic Kim's first and convince her to
meet us at the gate with her keys at a specific time at a
specific time. And place of the says rallos And
then go to Seth gorillas as maleficarum and convince her
that we have made up and then we're gonna go to the gate and
we're all going to leave. Hopefully you Yeah, we should
probably have a back-up plan. Now, what happens?
If all three of these switches are just like, all right, well
now we just kill you. Yeah.
See, that's what I'm thinking, too.
I'm like, if we get to the gate, this is metagaming.
I'm not saying this out loud. As my character.
We get to the gate, I can see them all.
Just being like, you know what? Let's Escape and leave these
bitches here. Yep.
Ty Bob becoming malefic. Don't know if Vicki.
Mm, that's the The that's this. Ace up your sleeve?
Yeah. Well Bob can only take over a
willing or weak-willed so creature.
Drunk or drugged or Charmed? I try our charm once, right?
All right, I'm heading off to bed, guys.
All right. Good night.
So good plan, I think more or less than the only took three
sessions to come on. It was technically only two
after meeting the the third sister.
Well, the second sister sorry, tropical you technology.
Met the third sister a couple times, the complicated process.
Is a slow-moving game, yeah. that well, that's the thing is
like When you're talking about a slow-moving game it's not it's
not the game. It's just the problems are hard.
Yeah, for sure that's not what I meant by that.
It's just not one of those games.
Really? You walk into the thing.
You begin fight. It's actually you have to think
about how to solve the problem. Yeah, which I tried.
I tried to limit, but this is the first one in a while.
So right. Yeah, especially in this
campaign. Usually, it's just like fight
this thing. Okay.
You run. Onto another thing fight though.
Yeah, the different approach has been fun.
But now I'm enjoying it. Good.
Yeah, problem-solving. I I bust you things.
I know he's just sitting over there like.
Oh we're talking and nothing's being shot at which I understand
right. There will be shooting at one
waste time on Maddie pulis. Foreshadowing that motherfucker.
I'm a shooter. All of the Shadow Seekers are
shot by Johnny. I mean Flint again.
Yeah. Oh shit, I hit him.
I hit him again. Everyone, we're going to find
out. Yeah.
Matt if you haven't looked into flights for the next one you do
that on Halloween for an extension person one.
Yeah I got to do that. I turned in my set last week so
I have time to do this kind of thing now.
So I'll take a peek this weekend.
Should we start looking for like airbnb's or places to stay?
Oh yeah, yeah that's that's going to be a pup on my list
here shortly. I know that I've also made sure
that I got the next 1-Shot scheduled with you Jesse there.
I put it out for everyone to see.
I don't we don't know what it is yet.
I think that's going to be this fun of it.
Just make sure you have your own characters.
We're cool with. Does that include the Tori?
We all characters who've made of ourselves.
Oh man, okay. You don't have to show up with
everybody. You just need one character and
it can be a character that you are already playing.
It does not need to be a brand new character and I think it
would be better and could maybe fit.
I'm thinking that because I have a mind could fit into the story
lines that we have now and maybe another way you remember for
acity. So I was checking Yeah, so yeah,
that was the other question there.
I don't know if that was copacetic with you or not, but
is playing as themselves. No playing as their characters.
We don't need themselves, okay, would they be able to though
players themselves? Yeah, anyone would want to.
Yeah, I don't know if anybody would want to, but in the way
that I have said the situation up, you could come in as any of
your characters or as yourself Come.
As you are cool. Good to know.
I'll make sure to note that in the chat too, because I think
you other people will be interested in that inside.
And I, yeah, I kind of figured that you would just show up as
your squirrel character. Yeah, probably.
I do, I do like it Shakira. If you wanted to make a new
character, you could you could. I'm not saying you have to show
up as your squirrel character, that was just what I was
picturing in my mind in this setting that I have and I'm
like, there's going to be a squirrel.
There's nothing to be mad squirrel, running around.
Yeah, I like I like to educate the other characters that I have
that are just on the hand and I can make stuff pretty quick, but
character wise, but are, and I don't know if this plays an
innate anything that you're doing, but it is a plasmoid
which is like a human-sized single-cell organism creature.
And a plasmatoid, are you? Are you that I can tell that's
walking around with the cold medicine pill inside of Frank's
Body Osmosis Jones? Yeah, basic basically accept
less human-like even than that because I can choose whether or
not to have limbs, I generated as a race.
They generally try to to make other humanoids, feel
comfortable but well how considerate?
Yeah. but the new and the other one that I have, I think that
I'm quite familiar with is a gnome artificer and the plasmid
is a monk either of those would work or any of those work.
I'll probably still be the squirrel just to keep it
consistent for this world because Yeah, I was going to
say, I don't know if gabs campaign was taking place on tha
Roth or on another realm. So I guess the best way that
I've thought of this and this is some Insider Insight, I guess is
that and Matt you would you would know this actually to
Jesse because I think, you know, a little bit of Brandon
sanderson's Universal thought, process, when he's creating all
of his books of that, like technically all of his books and
writings are in the same, like, Universe base.
Yeah, whether or not it be a universe or it has to you would
think they would have to be the same universe, right?
Like can't be multi Universal because that space is just too
large anywho. So like these different if they
have to happen on a different planet, that's no big deal.
We're, which is what I think of, when I think of different planes
of existence. Like if there's a different
Plane of existence like the FAE realm or gab was that was
probably another planet that has different rules.
Well, in Brandon, sanderson's work they eat, okay, so he has
planets and then he also has Realms because there is I can't
remember the technical name but it's a spirit realm.
Are going to have spiritual. Yeah he hasn't yeah bro and
Isn't it? It's it's cognitive spiritual
and the material realm, isn't it?
Yes, that's exactly what it is. It, alright explained in The
Shard Series, right? Yeah, yeah.
Because I kind of, I kind of remember that if you say it now
and those those are potential places more.
So like, hell and heaven in my mind but which makes sense to
his kind of They are two. Yeah, but yeah, that was
actually something that Faulkner are eight the other Josh that
brought up was like. Oh so if the Evil campaigns in
hell, is the good campaign in heaven and like, no, that's an
interesting thought and really made that connection, welcome to
the good place. Thousand.
Excellent show. It was.
All right guys, I think it's time for me to get some food.
I highly recommend and I'm always eating just I had dinner.
I need, I need Yeah, I'm one of those guys.
Okay and I'm I'm not even thinking dinner, got even a
shame Almost time for elevenses the yeah, good session, guys.
We've got a, we've got a plan, which is nice because this is a,
this is a tricky one. Yeah.
Actually actually think this is the most like, yeah, I'm very
excited to see how this plays out.
But yeah, problem. And we're about trying to tell
since I joined you guys. doesn't like, yeah, because there's
Yeah. Yeah, the evil campaign.
Yeah. I'm gonna say an evil campaign.
This is probably the most interesting, because it has
been, you know, the other thing that we refuse to be, told I
wouldn't open problems. This is new level of problem
solving for me. So there's No way.
Is there any way we can use that?
Secret key whole room to our benefit in this situation.
Hmm consider that Lisa was wholly, thought up on the spot
as well and I know that's the best part.
Well it's gonna be filled with think he Surely, we could pull
maleficarum in there. My Philosophy for like we could
trap her in there. Philosophy, Bill whole thing of
whenever you ask can we do it is always fuck around and find out.
How's it going to say? Something's gonna happen on the
spot and one of us is going to react and shit, I guess.
Yep. This is when I see you guys in a
couple weeks. I'm also going to go.
I will catch you guys later. All right, good night.
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