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Tara through the campaign Allelopolis.
Fucking Craig, my Lord. The time approaches approaches.
The hand of the bait tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
The campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the
Infinite Sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite Sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten.
And again, the Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins,
turns. Hitherto we left our
adventurers, known as the Rum Rollers, in the middle Mare, on
their way back to Socrates to deliver the breath of Dragon.
Shondar successfully bargained for two Queen Theoda of
Socrates. On their way, they deftly evaded
a gargantuan mass of tentacles by using Wisteria's ability to
turn everyone to gas while on the decks of a dune.
A night and a day pass with only a huge shadow on the horizon.
During the morning though, the Rum Rollers are set upon by a
crew of over 100 Free Trader Turtles with no flag.
They tried to fly away only to have the deck Wizard of the
Turtles to board and demand they land to trade as is their right
in the free waters here. And that's when the Rum Rollers
noticed two more similar large ships to the South.
As they as the Rum Rollers landed back into the waters of
the middle mare, they see the ship to ship is more than what
it appeared as it has a huge tortoise underneath of it.
Under threat of an attack if they didn't comply.
Hamilton or Flambleton as posing as captain in KIRO as first mate
to create a trade to let them continue.
They're on their way safely towards Socrates, Grand Am poofs
into existence with Cat pretending to be a normal
chicken and Admiral Gable Son greets them on the other side of
the plank after to begin negotiations while disrespecting
KIRO the whole time. Suddenly the book Sun explains
flame to Flammalton and KIRO. They find themselves on the deck
of the Kobuk Sun and asks that they have what they've where
they've been travelling. Flammalton claims they are the
rum rollers and have been trading in sugars from Titty
Sprinkles after disrespecting KIRO again by not offering a
drink to him and only offering a bootstrap molasses rum of to
Flammalton Mime. At this point, Flammalton poofs
out of existence and Mime poofs into Flammalton with reality
bending and reshaping around to make it disappear, as if Mime
had always been in Flammalton's negotiating point.
Admiral Remade a bit, demands a feast before any trading for any
further trading discussions. Gabeux Son complies and takes
notes, ordering foodstuffs over to the dune for the rum rollers
to be prepared for the feast. Gabeux Son also orders his first
mate to begin setting up tables and cutlery for the feast on the
Kobuksun stack. Rum Roller The Rum Rollers
convened below decks in the belly of a dune to hatch a
secretive reconnaissance plan to gather more information on these
free traders. Grand Am sneaks through the
decks of the Kobuk Sun as a rat, gathering his their perspective
and meeting Cheetzia, a female rat who he promises lots of food
upon his call to find him. Raul, disguised as a turtle and
cat secreted in his backpack, sneak on the deck of the
Kobukson in into the Admiral Gabekson's corridors with help
from a group of rats. Unfortunately, this triggered a
trap and Rarl was in. Then Rarl, while Rarl was
actually impersonating the first mate and Grand Am got covered in
red glowing magical dust. Kat got a few specs on her
feathers as well. Oh on his feathers as well,
which he tore off the those perspective feathers.
And KIRO called all the first mates together during the
meantime for tea on the decks of a dune.
During the conversations, an agreement was made for the terms
of trading or the rules to be set for those between the
captain with and for a piece of land from the Queen of Socrates.
They gladly they they that they would gladly fly under someone
else's flag in exchange. The feast begins.
The dune stealthily delivers all of the meals cooked to her
decks, but the crew of the Kobuk son none the wiser.
Admiral Mimi stays back on the ship of a dune with a sickness
of not existing while KIRO still playing the first mate to Mimi.
Admiral Mimi disembarks to inform the other captains and
mates he will be filling in for negotiations.
While Admiral Mimi is indisposed, a whole lot of
eating and drinking lead to a successful deal in bargaining
for the Oh yeah, for the crew of the Co book son to have better
food connections. As they'd asked about the cook
on a dune and as well as rights for the for land rights in in
Socrates, they that the rum rollers would negotiate with
Queen Feta and in exchange the Kobuk Sun would escort Socrates
the rest of the way to Socrates and and they would the rum
rollers would have exclusive trading privileges, leaving the
the all the crews of the Co book Sun at their full disposal for
any any trades that the rum rollers would like to make in
any future endeavours. And the contract is awaiting
Admiral Mimi's signature as Kyoto brings it back on deck
after the in the late night and everybody goes to sleep.
During the dealings, however, Rural and Grand Am we're eating
and drinking vigorously amongst the rest of the crew, where Rahl
convinces his brothers to sneak the last barrel of Zeph's brew
aboard the Co Book Sun successively.
So much so much drinking ensues that Grand Am almost boinks his
new frowned at companion Tutsia who was making googly eyes at
him and while he was blackout and Rural passes out Flyers to
the rest of the Kobuk Sung crew. To not start unions and to
become part of the Rum Rollers and how great it will be and
just generally talks up the the Rum Rollers.
Oh. And.
Grand Am and his drunken stupor was doing keg stands with the
rest of the crew of the Co book son and won a the 1st house to
be built for the total folk and Socrates was generally agreed
upon as he won the keg stand competition drank the last drops
of the keg without fully passing out.
So let's find out what happens this time.
Yeah, first thing I'm going to need.
Yeah, do that. Is a roll on?
I think it's a constitution roll.
I was trying to get back to where I'd posted it, but I think
I would have to. I can.
I can just go to the pins too. I might have to go to these pins
though. Try to figure out exactly what
it is you guys are rolling, but it's for the hangover.
Oh God no. It's a mighty hangover.
Con save I would think. Possibly.
Olivia, you weren't here. You get to level up all your
characters 'cause you were in one shot.
You you ran A1 shot. You ran A1 shot.
I did. So you get one Level 3 for all
of your characters. It's something new that I'm
going to be doing this year at your rhythmic veracity.
But I was just informed. Oh shit.
Who? Who it'll affect for now?
Let me see. There it is.
OK. Table 2.
Nope. OK, where did it go now?
Oh, I get it. Roll on Table 2 according to how
drunk you were before taking a long rest.
Correct. Constitution modifier.
OK from it from this number to get the number of hours you were
Oh OK according to how drunk you were passing out.
OK, so I see it now Grand Am you were a you were blackout.
I know for sure. But I think KIRO and Roro were
both just drunk on the table. Which looks like for you guys
you need to roll a that were just drunk AD 8 and then minus
your constitution modifier from it.
And grand AM you need to roll your D10 and minus your
Constitution modifier from it. 3 minus minus micon mod.
Yep. So the higher constitution, the
worse you do. Better.
Yes. Yeah, so would you?
Build a better OK, yeah, you build a.
My con is +2 so I got a one. So for one hour you were running
over. Am I still?
And it is the worst fucking hour for everyone.
I bitch the whole time. So what are we doing for
yourself? You need to roll AD 8 there, you
know. Roll AD 8.
All right, D. 8 and and then subtract your Constitution
modifier. This might be a since we called
that -2. OK, so you are not hungover.
Well, like currently I'm looking at A2.
Nice. Did you roll A2 with AD 10
total? Oh OK so you already subtracted
your modifier and everything. OK, so you're hungover for two
hours. Well, that's not so bad.
So that ain't so bad. First half hours just me yelling
I'm half. A dragon.
Anything unless we uncivilized. You guys probably all would wake
up then to rural yelling in the early hours of in the morning
looking for calf. I'm gonna make it myself.
Oh, don't you worry, I can make it for you, dearie.
Oh thank God, still yell. Everyone needs to know.
No, everybody doesn't have a visual, but you guys are still
at sea in the middle. May are anchored still about 1/2
a day to Socrates, connected to the small fleet of giant
tortoise ships known as the Codebook Sons, and most of them
themed to be up and about, kind of making the rounds as it were.
Some of them doesn't seem like they're getting getting ready to
sail or anything yet if you're making your way out on the deck
any, but I assumed everybody was still in their cabins.
I'll wake up. From wherever I'm sleeping and
kind of like wander out to the common area.
Since Kira was not drunk, he would have taken the time to get
up early to properly, you know, Don his armor and make himself
presentable before the captain after as he as he would think of
it as as a very unflattering appearance last night.
You were drunk, but you not hungover luckily 'cause you've
got you. The captains all were drinking
the rum, and they were I. Was keep and I was and I and I
was keeping with him and I was not rolling the right yeah your.
Roles were were garbage there for it, but it it turned out to
be good in your favor. Yeah, once I ever started
rolling the right saves. On here so I can actually move
everybody if mine loads too into the cabins, but I know you don't
have a visual on that there Admiral me may.
So yeah, sounds like Cat and Rural are in the combined.
I'm getting pampered by my siblings combing my hair.
I'm wearing sunglasses. I think I can technically see
the roles in D&D Beyond I go to the campaign, it'll just be hard
when I have to roll too. Yeah.
So we're just on the ship. So, so is it morning?
Everybody's waking up with or without hangers.
OK, I'm going to right 'cause I, I did not partake in the
festivity, so I leaped out of existence.
But I'm assuming I slept wonderfully.
So I'm just awake this morning. I'm just going to like stretch
and like saunter around with a jolly look on my face and just
go over and get a shit ton of food from a dune and just eat
and hang out and just with a sunny disposition and just look
around at everybody. You would see KIRO all prepared
and already seated and grabbing food for the morning, not
looking like he's hungover. Grand Am looks like he is more
bedraggled than normal. Tell him not actually that
hungover but I'm being a huge bitch about it did.
Josh drop off. You might have I.
Think he did. Were we getting him anything?
That's a good question. For the viewers, we're going to
his house. Right for the viewers playing
along at home, I have this bottle of.
Extra meow, says Roar. Meow meow.
Eating eggs? No, he wouldn't eat eggs.
Eggs are disgusting. Fish even.
When they're fluffy. I mean, he's a cat, right?
Do cats eat eggs? Do they?
Oh, he would be. I mean, he'd probably load up
like a like a like a cheesy. Right.
Like one spoon of of eggs and like 4 spoons of cheese.
Yeah, I feel like that's the ratio.
I don't know why my people are prone to diabetes and heart
failure that's caused by too much dairy is.
It. We're all lactose intolerant.
Fine. I think Josh died.
His his, his thing is up. Got an icon, but he's on mute
and there's a little exclamation point.
Now he's not mute, Brian. I'm.
Google's real. There he is.
He is. Josh, step back into the life.
You think therefore you are. I heard the majority of it and
you you guys are getting served by a dune.
All your requests for the most part including some CAF which I
have made as an item. I've made a few things as an
items too. I didn't make that printing
press, but I call it a sheaf press.
Yeah, I saw that. My my brain did on the term for
a sheaf of paper. Anymore, let's make it that.
Yes, Kira would have requested for some shark gyoza because of
the ridiculous amount of shark him and Ross and brought to the
ship. Pretty sure she can just turn
that into anything with magic. I don't not magic.
I can do some cooking though, but I I could, I could probably
take a little bit from some of the leftovers that the Kobuk
Sung left us with here and pulls from some of the rice stocks now
and the seaweed stocks. But of course, we have the
shark. It would be much appreciated.
I do, Nick. Certainly, I hope they're to
your palate. You, you, you want that cooked,
right? Yes.
OK, I'll do a lights here. And yeah, I heard eggs and
cheese. Of cheese four times the amount
of cheese than eggs, please. Oh, that should be fairly easy
because we have more cheese than we do eggs on board, but OK.
Perfect as planned anyway. Mummy, Captain, welcome back.
And I shoot you some finger guns.
I, I believe better Honor Ricks are in order, yeah.
I'm going to look over and be like, so how did it go?
What's the deal? Are we escaping?
You are You are now full Admiral Mime, with a Vice Admiral
Govukson and a entire Armada at your disposal.
To be sick. We're going to make so much
fucking money. Yeah, I show our graph.
It goes straight up. Yes, they walk me through this
plan. So what is being asked of us is
quite simple and quite humble. They are only asking that we
speak and partition on their behalf to the Queen of Socrates
so that they can have a lot of land, and then only that they
sell under your colors. Admiral May.
They want a place to live, so they want a place to permanently
live, which would mean like we have to buy land there or get
the lease and then build barracks and.
Maybe call IT company property. We get the Queen to give us
some, yeah, 'cause again, yeah, we just get her to give us some
land she's not using and. Then.
In exchange for all this Dragon's breath we brought back,
aren't we bringing her back Dragon's breath?
Yes. But part of it I think was get a
donator fly, but I don't know the rest of it.
We have a contract somewhere. Yeah, we do a dune, definitely.
But I think we can because we did such a good job.
I think she'll throw in some extra land for free.
Yeah, then they'll work for us. To get a dune to fly.
And they will work for the Admiral.
One person that they're that they're a little.
Quiet. That's actually, it's actually
cat. Yep, yes.
Just a little our cat. You're just a little quiet.
I'm sorry, but we had a contract and I believe it was for getting
a Dune, the Power of Flight, and we received 1% of the profits
from all the sales that they make off of the Dragon's Breath
because somebody is going to sell it.
Yeah. And now we have a slam dunk
partnership on both sides that were the exclusive like Plier
and we have a fleet to make that supply run.
So now we just go finish this off cash in and then we don't
have to deal with this anymore and we just get money.
We just. Get money?
Are we now an international monopoly?
Is that what you're saying? Yes.
Kira would interrupt Roarson when they say they work for us
and. Work for the captain.
Specify the Admiral. They work for Mimi.
Yes, but I mean we're a company, right Like the she is the like
the VIP or CEO or Admiral of it, like we're a team.
We are obviously she's the head, but.
She's she's the HHC, the head handling in charge.
I'm not. I'm not going to correct
Royalson. You know it's close enough.
He's just kind of. Weird me may generally build a
bigger table kind of person, not bigger walls, so I think it's
going to work out. So we do that, we have a
constant flow of money and then we have to decide, well, you
have to decide what we do after do they can fly and such on.
I'm pretty sure there's some sort of like and I get a
Nosebleed looming global threat to the entire planet, but I
don't really know my impression to.
The Queen first. How far away are me?
Are we from Socrates? I'm going to like hand you a
tissue for your nose. Thank you, I don't want to bleed
into my cheese and eggs. You got to stop doing this.
This happens too much. What we could do he here KIRO
hears threat and yes, like the PNC, yes we can go with them did
did with all those. KIRO know about them separately?
Oh no. Roarson.
Yeah, Roarson made that, and it
was very much deter turned by KIRO.
We're going to kill them and make them stop.
And unless Ralston comes with the up with with an idea for us
to own them too, I mean, who knows.
We'll see. I'm in.
They're resources. They are a multi.
I'm just saying they're a multi dimensional company.
If we could do a merger or a takeover, Oh my God.
For rolling in, I think of it. But here's my idea for that
right? So say you want your poor person
somewhere in the world, and you want your family to be wealthy.
You sign up with our company, right?
Then when you die, you don't get buried.
Your body gets shipped to our factories where you are
reanimated and set to a factory line.
And then your children get the percentage stipend of everything
you make as you never die for eternity.
Hero gives you the sharpest like that is the most disgusting,
horrendous, horrible thing you could ever say.
Please do not state that again. I'm just.
Saying if it was consensual, like right if you were like if
it was a because they're not using the bodies anymore.
The dead, they dead. Yeah, they would do that.
It seems pretty economical to me.
Odd. Did you die or?
No, you died. Oh.
No, somebody's gone. Somebody pooped.
Anyway, it was. Just a note in one of my
notebooks about capitalism and I was just wondering how to get
people working longer than their normal lifespan maybe?
You should burn that book. You should burn.
You're going to end retirement, guys.
No retirement, just work until you die and then keep working.
Think of the profits, the production, the industry.
It'll never be over. Anyway, but that's for another
day and another dime. Today we have to go see the
Queen, so we have to look nice. We're about the half day's
journey, so we have time to pamper and then we present
ourselves, bring some of the dragon stuff.
Don't forget we have to get a date for the dragon with her.
Yes, as part of the agreement. So land the contract.
Wait, wait, do we, do we want the queen to go to the island,
the Dragon's island, or are we trying to get the dragon to come
to Socrates? I feel like that second one is
not ideal. No, I feel like it would be
totally up to her to set her own comfort zone, right?
She's going to. Be beeping with the dragon.
Yeah, I mean, we'll just throw the idea at her and see what she
thinks. OK.
So we need the date with the dragon for her land for the the
turtle people and then our contract fulfilment and then
whatever else pops up. I'm going to shut up the entire
time, so don't fuck anything up. Sit on my hands.
So don't forget you have pillows somewhere.
So. Yeah.
So I forgot about the date with the dragon.
We should plan, right, sort of like a blind date scenario for
them, right? So that like, you know, nice
romantic evening, we can have some candles, there can be some,
I don't know, guys, whatever, whatever our resources are.
Maybe once the dune is flying is the dragon?
Too big to be on a dune. Think he can transform?
Dragons are capable of transmuting themselves.
Oh, that's right. So yeah, yeah, yeah.
So. My God, you're right.
We could be catered. We could cater it.
Yeah, we could cater it and it can be in the air, right?
How much more romantic would would it then like a boat ride?
A flying boat ride at night? Would she explode?
If you like transformed in the middle of grand Am makes a
circle with one hand and puts his finger in it.
Shiro looks at you, offended is all.
Get out looks. Offended.
I said the Queen is not shy or bashful.
I don't. I think the Queen is gonna be
fine. Yeah, she you'll, she'll
probably be into something like that.
Yeah, I feel like, I feel like her and the the Shondar and the
Queen are actually gonna make a pretty good pair.
Yeah, they seem. Pretty compatible on that on
that level. With trade partners, you know,
like strong nearby allies. No, it's all, it's all upsides
for them, I think. Is there anything else we want
to do in Socrates while we're here, or wait until after?
Do we want to catch up with our dude, with the card, the
business card? We have friends with the the
driver. Yeah, we have a driver.
The guy the night that we were here.
Sure. I mean, we could call him to
pick us up at the port to bring us to the Queen.
Other than that, I mean, we'll have to set up like a corporate
headquarters and stuff like that, but don't think we have
any money leftover to go shopping or if anyone needs
anything or if a Dune needs anything or I don't know.
We'll figure that out later. For now, let's just let's just
do the thing. Yes, OK.
Those of you that are drinking from the Cafe, Cafe, it's like
coffee, basically, but it's, yeah, it's got some magical
imbuements to it. Oh yeah, mine's heavily diluted
cream. Yeah, I'm definitely drinking
this Chet black. In that case, you're you're
probably only getting half of the health benefits, but it
wouldn't really particularly matter.
You guys both or all had actually for those of you that
are hungover, I don't know if you would have technically
gotten a long rest. Good question.
But you should still more or less have had one before I think
and being mostly up the full health as far as I knew, the
last counter you guys, yeah had was a while while back.
So. But it also gives you advantage
on Intelligence and Wisdom checks and Strength and
Dexterity checks and 15 feet of movement.
Yep. But.
I get like a hat that just feeds me.
Sorry, sorry. It's one of these benefits.
Sorry. It's either Intelligence or
Wisdom or Strength or Dexterity. I misread it.
Oh, OK, I was. Like all of them, OK.
Yes, Sir, how can I say a word? Yeah.
So it's it's one of those two or for the yeah, until the next
time you sleep. And it removes one point of
exhaustion. So if you guys didn't have that
good of a sleep anyways, that's the main reason I was a Dune was
offering it. How?
Damn. How?
Damn. Yeah, It's it's it's not.
Tell me what it does again. I'm sorry.
Removes removes a point of exhaustion and you can either
have advantage on Strength and Dexterity checks or Intelligence
and Wisdom checks and it gives you 15 feet of movement. 15 + 15
OK, I like that, yes. 15 feet of.
Movement that's perfect for me. Look at the others.
I'm going to get addicted guys. Could I get like a few like
pouches of this for the go? I'm sorry, that's some of the
last that we have on deck. I turn to the others.
We have to go to a coffee shop in town.
I was only able to get a bit more provisions from the other
ships. They, they, they, they were,
they were generous in their offerings for the feast
yesterday. But there's still good bit of us
here. Right.
I I take a big drink of the little cup that she made for me
and I'm just like, we'll get you some more supplies once we get
to Sorker Teeth. That sounds good.
I'm just trying to burying my head in this cup that she gave
me. Should we tell them we're
coming? Does anyone have the ability to
cast like Ascending and be like hello queen we're on our way.
I mean, won't there be an announcement when A not only we
get to the ports Rex, the Queen knows us when we get to the
ports A and then BA? Metric size this.
Whole Armada of turtles. That's what I'm saying, An
Armada of turtles is about to just suddenly appear.
Well they should stay within sight of the city but not go
completely into port and they should let us go 1st and be like
hey they need to dock, they're cool and not going to hurt
anyone. Oh, you you know though too that
you're in contact with Shoot, I just looked up his name a bit
ago too. The one of the guys there, I
have the card. Yeah.
Pull out a card, one of them says.
Matt, I can't. I No, not that one here.
This one, this is a guy in town I can't remember exactly right
now. Either way, that's a good plan
to have them wait off and not like, you know, just like be
like, knock knock. Hello Giant Armada.
Yeah, we'll just have them wait Insight, but not come to port
just yet. Right stand up T pose, start
getting clean. So am I still to hide my
presence to the other ships? It'll be somewhat harder as we
move along. I think they'll have some
questions on how I work exactly as I move a bit faster than
normal ship. We should upgrade her defenses.
She's so valuable. We should we.
Need to give. Her some armor plating.
Yeah, it's yeah, no magical defenses, right?
Magical defenses too. Yes, both and attack big cannons
anyway. I don't know, Captain.
Admiral. Fuck.
Myself. What do you think, Aduna?
Let's ask Aduna. Well, I I think I like these.
These. Tortoises that are out here,
they all seem pretty chill and I I think I would like to talk to
some of them on occasion if if I might like to provide for some
interesting debates. They would be very.
Yeah. Have you not been talking to
them? No, I I've been hiding my
presence as we've talked about. All right, well, now that we're
friendly, right? I'm going to look around at
everybody. I'm like, that's OK, right?
Aduna can talk to the the tortoises.
She's a holy sentient beast then if anyone wants to mess with her
I'll kill them. So.
I asked Aduna if she wants to talk to them.
Does she want to make her presence known?
I think so I it would be I think it would be nice.
I think grand am you've talked to them.
It seems like you you've, you've made contact with them and they.
Oh yeah, they're. They're they're good.
They're they're they're good. I like them.
They they're just, they just want to eat help like same,
same. OK, well that's my answer.
I would like to talk to them. I think they might have some
interesting thoughts on the way back.
We're going to spook them. When you first talk to them,
you're going to be like on the shoulder with the little there's
no one there. And then you do it on the other
shoulder and then you say Boo. No, I was just thinking that I
would, you know, say hi first. Very cordial.
Yes, it's kind of my upbringing. I hope that's all right.
If still. Oh I was raised in the the
golden houses and before I became a spirit inside a tree
and my family had been captured and were indentured servants to
another house when I passed away.
Wow, do you have any family left?
Do you want to see them or visit?
I don't know, honestly, OK, It was kind of, oh, I had no
offense. I just kind of interesting.
I haven't really thought about it for a while.
Once I was a tree, I was really just being a tree.
I get it. That'd be fun.
Being a tree is pretty great. I get.
It photosynthesizing. Did you just say
botosynthesizing? I don't know, I like to sit in
the sun, so I imagined it's nice for trees too.
Oh, the sun is lovely as trees. It's a, it's a, it's akin to a
warm hug and warm soup. Oh, that's nice Sam, finish my
breakfast. Right.
So what about defenses we talked about Adina, do you feel like
you need any additional defenses?
Is there any defense capability we can get you?
Oh, I don't really know. I've not really been of a
tactical mind, just usually serving mind.
So I I don't really have experience in that area.
I can tell you though, that somebody is about to be walking
across our decks. It looks like somebody help that
looks like the first mate and you hear a knocking on the door.
I'm. Supposed to ask permission to
board a ship. Hero stands up to stands up to
go attend to the first mate. You open the door and you see an
even three steps back from the door with their hands behind
their back crossed, it seems like in an attention posed
relaxed attention pose. I've come to report that we
were, we're getting ready to be able to set sail and I just
wanted to check in with everybody over here while the
captain did anyhow to make sure that you can tell he's like
nursing his head a little bit and he's got some bloodshot eyes
and everybody was awake and about ready to be set and sail.
The sun is just getting over over the early morning mists, so
I figured it might be good time. These are some of the words of
the captain as well. Again, he says.
Then he kind of stifles a yawn. Please inform your captain to
inform the new Vice Admiral that Admiral Mime wishes we will set
sail. We will make first landing into
Socrates, and your fleets shall remain just outside of port
until that called upon. Duly noted.
I I I hate to seem any sort of
rusk, but a captain did ask me to inquire about the agreement
and whether or not it had been signed by Admiral Mimi.
I will check real quick if you'd wait right here for me.
I pull it out of like a huge beard like chug.
Oh shit. Uh oh.
What's that important? Yes, Ending, yeah.
Please. The words reappear on the page,
but it is still sopping wet because it doesn't clean it.
Oh shit, anyone got pressed to digitation?
I do not start waving around a little bit.
Craft to make it wetter. That's the wrong way, no?
Hero is going to take it and attempt to moderate the heat
coming out of his mouth and not set it ablaze, but he did, you
know, dry it kind of. I have prestigitation, not a OH.
Thank God. God not.
The other one not mending. Oh OK and I'll just blast
friends and prestigitation. Blast what?
I was just listing my cantrips. I have it instead of mending.
OK, so when you pull it out of the mug then and you cast
prestigitation in that case, the IT it's the liquid seems to be
pressed out of it and go back into the mug.
You're holding it by the opposite corner of the drips
that are dripping back into the mug.
But it does look like the the texts have been smudged in that
case. Would mending repair that
because I have mending? It should, yeah.
Teamwork. I come over and I cast mending
on it. And if it the the slanting
dripping ink that come came out of it goes back up into the page
and reforms into letters of the agreement Hero takes.
It and kind of looks at Ross and like you had one job one.
No, my job was to everyone drunk and to make them love us, and I
did really good at that. So Oh, no, no.
You are in charge of the documents, just saying.
How'd you get out of my pocket then?
I'm a thief. Prepare.
I know exactly so he presents the documentation to Admiral MI
May. Here is the.
Full agreement. Yes.
Yes, it did. Oh, OK, so I can read it.
Oh, good. All right, I'm gonna look at the
agreement. Is it utter gibberish or is it
actually decent? It's pretty concise and it's
just giving all of the trading rights of the of the crew of
their crew to whoever holds the Admiral spot in the drum rollers
basically. And then your name is stated as
the current holder of that claim, as well as.
I'm sorry I'm talking to my wife.
I forgot to mute myself. Oh you're good.
It's I'm being toxic about Pokémon trading cards.
It's spelled mostly right. It's got 2ES instead of an A as
the second part of Mimi. We have to fix that.
Not a fan of that. Yep, that needs to be correct.
Yeah, it has to be, right? Hero looks.
Very. That he made a mistake.
He he, he looks very, he looks very flustered that he
misspelled things. Please allow me the moment to
fix this. Ronald's just shake his head.
But otherwise you read in there too that they they would escort
you to soccer tease and that you guys were going to negotiate
land rights in sorcrities or connected to sorcrities and
better better food connections IE chefs or people that could
teach them to cook better. OK, well, that might be a little
bit of a problem now that they know.
Well, at least their turtles are going to know that Aduna is
sentient. And I'm assuming that that
information is going to percolate on up, so that's
probably fine. Or I guess we should ask Aduna.
Aduna, how do you feel about teaching people to cook?
Oh I would love. To perfect.
OK, yeah, OK. I'm good with that.
So yeah, then all we need to do is fix my name, so that's
important, and then we're good. KIRO asked for new parchment and
goes to task at rewriting the agreement.
I'm guessing you don't have a penmanship skill, so you could
roll a. Slight of hand.
Light of hand, yeah. To.
To see how well that goes. Yeah, yeah, let's see here,
please. Oh, please.
OK, at least it's not a negative.
Please don't make it bad. Do we have one use of
inspiration for Rerolls I? I don't think anyone gave you an
inspiration currently. When?
Did you drink any of the coffee? Yeah.
That helped you choose whether or not it's.
I I always choose dex and strength because that's my.
Well, then you got advantage. OK, please.
OK, 16. Little things, all right.
So. I have no idea.
It only took you no one additional sheet, so you made
another error while you were doing it, but it was minor and
then you got frustrated and just probably ripped it up and made
it grabbed another sheet and started over again.
Oh yeah, he would not. He would not.
He would not hand anything to the Admiral that is subpar.
And but it but then you get it right on the second try.
Basically not bad. And and presents it to the
Admiral. Very nice, very nice.
This is corrected, I'm assuming. With your name spelled correctly
now. Awesome.
This looks beautiful and look it up.
And then is there, is there a an ink, a pot of ink, an ink pot?
Oh, Carol would have handed you what he was using to write with.
What was that precisely? Just a Just a ink.
Ink will handed. Yeah, perfect.
So Mimae is going to take the ink bottle and take their right
hand and like dribble the ink over their hand and they're
going to spread it around and they're just going to put a big
honkin. I guess that's not big because
BMA's tiny. So a tiny honkin handprint on
the document at the bottom and hand it to you.
Thank you, Admiral. Thank you for your diligence and
for carrying this out on my behalf.
You did a fantastic job. Your words humble me, Admiral.
And he proceeds. To go.
And hands the documentation over to the first mate that came
over. And he stating is standing
outside the door still and it looks like his eyes were closed
and he was nodding off as you open the door.
But he snaps to attention and he hears it and that looks left to
right and sees that you're holding out the piece of paper
or the agreement. And he he goes oh, Yep.
And he gets like within inches, looking you in the eye to make
sure that he can take it, waiting for that last nod.
Yeah. He nods.
And please send this and bring take this to your Vice Admiral
with our regards and best wishes.
OK, we'll do Sir. I think we'll be in touch again
as I will still be the first for our captain, so I'm sure we'll
have E again soon, I hope. And E gives you A a fist to
heart salute, turns on his heel and marches back over on his
slippers onto the ship. And I return back to the the
galley where everybody else is at.
Oh, and he turns right at the edge of the the plank, right
when you're about to close the door.
Captain did want me to tell you almost forgot.
Sorry. Still rubbing the sleep away.
He's yelling across the deck, but he says we'll sound the Will
you sound the horn then or such for us to depart?
Yes, I will make sure that we can sound.
We will sound a horn of nature, of some nature.
Huge but. You know, a horn of some nature
to let you know we're ready. OK, great.
Gong whatever, trumpet. We're not real sure that's, but
we'll listen for it. In the meantime, we'll we'll
attach the ships and pull up anchor while you're doing the
same, presumably. Thank you once again.
Any He salutes and goes back to marching across the rest of the
plank over to the other ship. Kira returns to let everybody
know that we should probably prepare to make way.
And does anybody have a horn or something to make a sound that
we can use to tell them that we're ready to go?
I don't. I don't.
Have. Time.
Wait a second, I have a disco ball, does that count?
I have. A claw Clapper?
Oh that's not going to help. Forgot I had this.
Hey, how about you? Do you have any ideas?
Master Grand Am. I've been mainly in charge of
keeping hold on the food stuffs and other perishables.
Could you make a wooden horn on your bow?
Is it foreseeable that Grand Am I've seen an elephant before?
That's a question for yourself. Has Grand Am seen an elephant
before in? My world possible, yes.
So I know where you're from. And that would answer your
question I. Think I'm just going to throw
the disco ball up? Hero kind of cringes when you
when you when you talk about the disco ball.
Doesn't like to dance? Doesn't like the what?
Dance, apparently. I mean you can below deck.
Feels very, yeah, he feels very out of sorts.
He's trying to be proper and. Grand am is going to go on deck,
find himself as center mass of the of the whole chip as he can
look down and they do a name. But like, I'm sorry about this,
but we'll need you to hold on real quick.
I guess this isn't useful 'cause there's no music or sound that
plays. And.
Just uncompelling dance after. A after.
Apologizing to a Doon egg granddad was going to turn into
an elephant. How does Irresistible dance
spell what you're doing there? That's great.
And he's. Going to all those elephants.
Blast as hard as he can and a big old trumpeting blast when
they're ready to go. In fact, no, he might even wait
until the radio. He's just going to do it because
he thinks it's funny. God.
Waiting until we were ready to go.
You know, Are you ready to go? I, I guess so they're, they're
seems like they're still just finishing up pulling up their
anchors. I was talking to some of the
turtles there too, and they're, they're just waking up
themselves. So they'll probably be a little
slow, but the, the horn is probably still timely enough to
wake everybody up and get them up and going.
I was just trying to see you can change.
One up and get on the back of the elephant and just start.
Oh, the RCR 4, my bad. Oh, they're CR 4.
I need CR 1/4, CR 1/2 elephant. I I encourage this cat.
So you could just do like the trunk or what do you mean?
Like a little, just a little pigmy elephant.
Oh, that's. Just me.
So you apologize to a dune and then you turn into an elephant.
That's only an elephant to a rat.
Yeah. And your your trumpet if you
want to roll your performance. You know that skill that Grand
Am is so good in 12? Oh, not bad minus. 1.
Even with the -1 you are able to get one out pretty solid and
loud that rings across to the the waters, but it's a little
higher pitch than you were expecting.
And as you kind of unclench your eyes, probably too, is when you
realize, wait a second, everything didn't shrink like
you were expecting. You're going to see a chicken
walking up onto the deck, getting to the bow of the ship
and then just cock a doodle do to the sun.
You see a couple raised eyebrows even from that distance as the
ships start to depart from each other from the other, and you
hear the whispered so whispered. Anyways, next morning, hungover
sounds of sailors going. They have a zoo over there or
something. Yes, yes, we do enjoy it.
A menagerie. That's the as the kids call it
these days. OK, Menagerie.
I like that. So you guys?
I'm going to go to the helm and just sit with a dune as we set
sail. Which means too, that a Dune is
made herself known to the other ships and is controlling the
sails of her own volition, as well as starting to take the
lead over the other ships as they're falling slightly behind
her. Bitches.
Into I need to grab these guys real quick towards the north.
So with the sun at your guys's back you all start moving
towards sorcrities. Why is it?
OK there we go one more. Yes I was just trying to shift
the map over for those that can see here.
But you will be sailing through the blue waters, and the first
thing you notice on the horizon is with land forming are the
blue walls of Dorka trees, looking like they almost rise
out of the ocean up to its Cliff side sides.
And with the pallet, the purple purple Roof Palace sitting atop
the tallest of the inner rings of the city, at the gleaming
bridges that span over top of the walls.
And then as you draw nearer, you realize there are a few things
you've you've probably forgotten about just with a short time
that you would bet been there before, or at least hadn't had
that much time to partake in. Which for those that can't see
is there is a there you should be able to see the map that I've
got everybody on now for those that do the the crew of the Co
book Sun sail up close enough to you before you make it right to
this point actually and bid everyone adieu and thanks once
again. The Captain Gableson actually
comes to the prow of the ship too and takes his hat off
towards captain or sorry Admiral Mimi and personally thanks them
for for all the dealings and wishes rum rollers luck in the
negotiations with the Queen. But as you guys part and they
stay back far off the harbor there, you guys start to pull
into the harbor just past the lighthouse that isn't on
currently as it's getting on past just past midday.
You know, if you guys wanted to tell me anything that happened
in between there, this would be the time before I start moving
forward. But that's that's how I was
going to. Make a flag for the Aduna, for
our ship, for for the rim rollers if we don't have 10.
I think we have a flat now. Working on.
I think Kat was working on one. I did.
Did I share it with you? It was forever ago, yeah.
It was just. Let me see if I can find it.
It was just a a chicken if I remembered correctly though for
the first iteration. But yeah, I think it might be
something discuss with the crew is what I was going to say even.
It could be a dune. An on the dune flag is another
flag within a dune on it and on that flag is another flag the.
DNA is all the way down. Hello.
Yeah, we hear Dune is all the way down, OK.
But after that it sounded strange.
Anyway, yeah, I think it would be fun.
It's just I like it. I think I I think people were
just thinking on possible other options or or not, I'm not sure
in a real silence. OK, Carolina, I was thinking rum
rollers. I was thinking like a keg, like
the sideways keg rolling at a slant.
Oh yeah, it was just the one iteration of the flag.
I did not get beyond that it looks like.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Don't.
We have a rum roller logo for the podcast.
Yes, the. Yes, it's Josh's.
Icon done. Easy easy peasy.
Guys all get nosebleeds. Oh damn it.
Yeah, it's technically. Why do I run?
Those for the rest of our lives. It's APDF.
This image just. Speaks to me.
Doesn't have to be decided right now, but it would be probably
good for you to share that in discord.
One iteration that you didn't let everybody speak towards
their ideas before we get, I mean.
I guess right now we can fly a placeholder flag.
TBD. TBD if anybody asks what that
means, we'll just just it's a it's a shrouded in secrecy.
Can't talk about that. Sorry.
You have to be initiated first that like just just some
bullshit excuse to make it seem very exotic and and and secret.
What? About the secret order of the
TBDS, I heard you have to give a 51% stake in your stock in order
to join you. Guys are getting.
Paid OK, Jeffrey Bezos, he's. Going to have.
Thank you. He's just going to have people
staring at you constantly asking.
You want me to go into the stockades?
I don't understand. Listen, I've been reading about
this thing called the stock market.
It seems like an infinite money glitch.
I hold out stocks the book that I have.
The Art of the Deal. Stonks.
What's that? The stonks, dude.
Stonks. Was wrong and I I could I could
believe he has the art of the deal.
And now I think the ones that I have right now are the free
market and for profit history of corporations.
So if I bring text to the if I bring things to the veracity,
can I hand them over to characters?
Yes, that's what I did. OK, that's amazing.
That's what I. Did that is that is something
that an entire plan that is about to happen is predicated on
there? Stocks.
But yeah, so you are we about to be while you guys.
Company. Yeah, it sounds like so you guys
are are moving into the harbor though just to give that while
you guys are mulling over the flag and keeping the TBD up the
Hope books and mimic the flag for now while they're sitting
off into the just past the harbor.
But you would also see three islands just off the coast of
sorcrities, one with a giant crystalline structure and two on
what looks like giant stumps of what used to be enormous trees
that have small villages on top of them.
You're kind of noticing maybe for the first time if or
recollecting but hadn't been to And there is also the pound
proper with the blue ring for the market district is that
you've been before the red ring plateau where the pink plush pig
is and the at the palace at the top with the factory district
off to the right factory district briefly too.
Can we tour? Oh, as well as the shipping yard
and the docks to the West left side of the map there.
So yeah, is sailing into the harbour and the let me know I do
when it goes out. Where where are we setting port?
I can head up the river too looks like to get to the front
gate if we wanted to do that route but.
And they did an important mission.
These are Cliff faces that you guys are looking at along here,
along like the city where the city walls end.
And what you just pinged on whoever that looks like was cats
ping. Yep, those are cranes that look
like other boats have pulled up to in the past and they'll used
as makeshift ports in a way. And they'll anchor just below
the cliffs and unload ships from above.
Is that over in the Market District?
Isn't that good spots for the turtles?
The. The turtles didn't want to come
into port, did they? No, they're waiting out there.
I mean, for them to live. This is a nice little peninsula
over there. I just is it big enough?
I just pasted a couple of them to show you scale they're.
We're going, Yeah, I figured they won't like to.
Get to. Them.
Holy shit they're huge. Yeah, I feel like they're going
to need like, so the turtle want to be on land.
It's not just the crew. Right.
They're gonna need like big dot, yeah.
Wow, I don't. Even think they need but like.
The city itself, but like, look how big the city is compared to
like, yeah, there's probably. Only like a there's 1000 people,
there's like 1000 people in the city and these ships house over
300 plus people. Oh God, so we're bringing.
I turned to the others. Guys, we have diplomatic power
now. We can devote 33% of the vote.
Every time, stop it. We need to ask Queen Theater how
big the realm is. Figure out first how much,
listen, we don't need to mix capitalism and politics.
Like let's keep, let's let's separate church and state here.
It's fine. Let's ask point theater how big
her realm is, right, 'cause like maybe there's like a, maybe
there's some space on the outskirts that she would that
like nobody wants to live in. And she would love to have a
solid population that's would be perfect for the turtles.
That's true. Like a like a nearby small
island or something. OK, let's do this, all right?
Zip my mouth as we get into port, sit on my hands, my thumbs
up, and then sit on my hands again 'cause I took my hands out
of my pockets. Sorry, first time, nothing going
to happen again. I wake my finger.
No shit. So you guys head over to the
West ports then 'cause you that's the.
That's the main Dachshund ports that you're seeing, apparently.
That would be, I'm guessing, an Admiral's choice, considering
that Aduna would probably differ to you as well as most of the
other people on board. So where we headed, Admiral?
Wherever we can be docked. All right, it's great that I
have these eyes now. Very valuable calico.
Take us right over there and it's more or less smooth
sailing. The water gets a little choppy
and you she has to navigate through a good many other boats
that are in and around the port who are fishing in the like as
well. It seems like and see if I can
this correct going on there. Why is it so dark?
Daylight. Yeah, that's on.
OK. No worries, just my soul.
OK. I think it might just be because
there was no other tokens and such.
Anyhow, paste there it goes. Yeah, it was just because of
that. And bring the bookmark over.
Come on, bring the bookmark over and you guys start to pull up
alongside after navigating through some of the other ships,
one of the bigger docks just down from the smaller docks.
And actually you would never pull a boat in that way.
That's why they're all facing the other way.
There we go and Dune starts mooring herself to the docks as
you guys are probably getting out onto the deck and seeing
over across the way where there is a small shipyard as well at
these docks or a couple small shipyards.
Oh, that's hilarious. I changed the way that the dock
lays out and and the shipyard lays out but never went back and
changed how the dock actually should attach to land here.
So there's a boat, there's a dinghy, Yep.
You get to the land, there we go.
You guys all see the map that are looking at the map.
Sorry. Yes, he's nice enough.
Are you talking about the the dock that's off the edge?
Yeah, that's what I was laughing at is that I left it like that
unintentionally. I don't.
It's a sky dock. It's an air dock.
Yeah, there, there, there is actually.
Yeah. On top of this dock, another
dock that is connected to the sky dock.
I don't know, maybe I'll get into that right.
Keep editing this map. That's a nice thing about
working on in Ink. Carnet is what I was using to
make the maps that can easily go back.
So these are the poor man's dock.
This is where you get like bargain prices 'cause you don't
actually dock to land, but you still have to swim there and
take another smaller boat, but it's just cheaper.
Yeah, to leave your boat there. Oh, you want to dock on land?
Oh, you think you fucking fancy? To leave to to leave your boat
on that one is cheaper than to leave your boat on the other
one. The docking fees, you know, it's
all about that, so you pull up. Basically it's free 'cause it's
not a knock. I mean, it's a gangway.
I don't know. I don't know what classifieds a
dock. Does it have to be attached to
land dock? Probably.
Then you couldn't go. Well, I don't know.
An artificial island. Yeah, just like China, you're
just creating your own islands in the middle of the water.
It's fine. Yeah, this just says as a verb.
Anyways, I guess I should look at the now and a structure
extending alongshore that is is is the first what I'm seeing.
But anyhow, still technically could count because boats can be
moored to it anyways. So pull up to the other dock and
sit there and a dock hand comes up as a dune is tying yourself
off, looks suspiciously at the rope that's tying itself around
the the more more mooring point and then up at the boat.
Like hello, the blue skinned orc that's staring up the decks of a
do name. As the one who's saying hello.
Yes, everybody. I don't, I don't know, not sure
what everyone. Was doing in that yeah.
So now that. So since I know we're in the
port proper, Mimi's going to walk up out on the deck, going
to hear this fellow saying hi, and it's going to like run over
and like lean really far over the railing of the deck, like
holding on, but leaning really far over.
I was going to go hi. Did you tell Queen Theoda that
the Rum Rollers have returned and we request an audience?
Who the heck are the rum rollers?
Don't worry, she knows who we are.
Well, I don't have any contact with the Queen, I'm just a lowly
deckhand. I'm just here to collect how
much money for. More in your ship here.
How much money would it take for me to give you, for you to go to
the palace and relay my message to the Queen?
For for me, well, I don't think. How about 1 silver?
I'm going. To hold up a.
Silver He looks out into the harbor at all the other boats
that are currently out fishing. Currently, No, that, I'm sorry.
I would make that in an evening after all of these boats dock.
Not even an evening. I would my evening to me.
So to answer your question, I guess is worth 567 and then he
kind of like gets cross eyed for a second 88 silver.
No dice. What's the docking fee?
Oh, for for a ship like this you're taking up and he looks
down the gang, the the plank you're taking up a total of
well, it looks like he did park so that somebody could get
smaller, could get behind you. It's not called parking.
It's called something else, but we'll go with it.
Thank you. You're more moored on just two
of the deck rings here, which lets other people get behind
you. You have go with two gold,
especially if you want us to unload the ship of any cargo
that you might have, or load the ship with any cargo that comes
in. Shake my head.
No dice. Instead, I'm going to cast
Banishment on the sky. We're the good guys.
What? I don't get the fuck out.
OK, that behavior, yeah, that was unexpected.
If the target is native to the plane of existence you're on,
you banish the target to a harmless Demi plane.
Right. Admiral, before we do something
that rash, may I attempt to negotiate?
I've done such a good job for you.
Motherfucker wants, he wants gold for me to be here.
True, I can charisma negotiate charisma saving English.
Yeah, it's Charisma 16. Yeah, 16 CHA.
Yeah. Yeah, CHA is 16, is it?
So we both have to roll, right? No, just just the creature
technically for this one I remembered correctly have on is
it? I think that probably did come
through, but sometimes it does it.
Yeah, I thought it might do that.
I'm taking the first one over the first one is it's a three.
You just you snap your fingers and he's gone.
Any poofs? It's fine guys.
Let's go find somebody to take our message to the Queen.
You have cons to hold concentration on him so if you
were to trying to do another spell.
No, KIRO is going to attempt to politely ask the the Admiral to
please bring him back and I'll negotiate our docking fees.
Yeah. So he's coming back in like a
minute. So I figure as long as most of
us can like, carry on with what we want to do, we can like, you
know. Move on a bucket of water where
he was standing. Yeah, something like that does.
It come back exactly where he was standing to.
Yep, target remains, at which point the target appears in the
space that left, or in the nearest unoccupied space if that
space is occupied. OK.
I just want him to come back in the bucket up like his feet wet.
So you guys get a dune aid to send down the gangplank onto the
docks? Yeah, go snow, Snow, everybody.
And. We'll be back, Aduna.
Do you want anything from town? Gonna get a ticket.
I'm still speechless with the the thing I think we need the
supplies. I think that's what we talked
about. You'd also mentioned something
about armaments for me, but. Yeah.
Those are the only things I can think of.
You mentioned that I I I try to keep us tidy lists but.
Supplies, right? We probably did use a lot on the
feast. Let's get you more supplies.
You make it to the end of the dock and there's another blue
orc that's walking up and he goes, hey, where's wait, did you
wait? Where's Phil?
Oh, who went to go talk? With Queen for us.
Yeah, that one. Just looks back and forth
between the two of you and he goes.
You didn't walk by me, I was just walking up the shore.
It went. The other way points at the
water. You want to roll a deception?
No, I want to roll. An.
Intimidation check isn't threatening to throw him in the
water. Oh OK.
Oh Jesus. Well, in that case I I'm going
to roll an intelligence to see if he catches on to that.
I don't want to get arrested. Hey, head and roll all.
Right, I'll be right back. I got to go grab something real
quick. Already. 18 He.
Looks up at you, looks back at the water and he's got like the
most confused look ever on his face.
Like I don't understand how he swam to the cliffs and climb the
cliffs that it wasn't that fit. He makes me look over and be
like, how much money would it take for you to take a message
for me to the Queen? 1 silver.
He looks at you because I'd I'd probably see here. 11 Silver
wasn't enough for What's his name?
I'm going to be. I just I'd make in the
afternoon. Like.
I have silver work in the docks. You.
Won't you're helping the rum rollers.
Oh, I've heard of, I've heard of you.
Very grateful. A queen.
It's sent you on a pretty important mission.
I hear my family would benefit. From.
If, if you really are, Yeah, they, most of my family have
been turned to the Gray ones. They've lost their magics,
unfortunately. It would be it would be good to
to have them to have their magics back.
How about instead no silvers, No silvers and I'll go get the
Queen. The Queen Know that you're
coming as long as you can promise me the 1st 2 antidotes
for my or three antidotes for my family A.
Lot of money. I don't make promises here.
Have 3 silvers anyway and please go tell the Queen.
I think technically it's the clean decision, I think, but we
have a small supply, don't we? We don't have a cure.
Except your. Yeah, well, that's what the
Dragon's breath is for. I'm going to say I'll do my
best. I can't make any promises,
though. Here's here's Silvers anyway.
There's three of them and he. Turns his back and.
Hurts. Starts running away down the
shoreline. Awesome.
And once he gets back to closer to some of the shipbuilding
yards, it looks like there's some staples there and he jumps
on a horse and takes it back. Like leaving you guys pretty
heartily in the dust. Are you guys thinking around
closer back? To the time that Phil returns.
Has it been a minute? It's getting there.
That's what I was asking what your next course of action was
before I filled that blank in. Yeah.
You could probably feel him coming out like a like a turd.
Yep. I said we just like, walk
confidently into town. So oh.
Oh no, I'm going to scribble a really quick note.
I don't know where I'm getting this paper that says
everything's fine. This this book paid.
I'm going to like staple it. Aduna goes.
Ow, what was that for? Sorry Aduna, I just need this to
to be clear so. This.
When the blue guy pops back up. Could you just like, had Aduna
explain the situation to him? I feel like if I had the boat
tell me it was paid for, I'd listen.
Oh man, we could try that too. Or Aduna, you could explain it
to the the hopefully nice orc when he comes back.
I can do my best. OK.
And if he doesn't want to believe you, just tell him
there's a note plans every. Now.
Oh, OK, that's what you were. OK, I get it now.
Hello, Wendy's. And we'll bring you back
supplies. Thanks, Dina.
OK, A. Little gremlin.
Catch. So to the point of you guys
trying to walk there, it would take you probably the rest of
the day. We called the guy, the guy that
you wanted to catch up with. Remember, he was the driver.
Oh yeah. You pull out his card and press
on it and it just goes. I'm sorry you were out of my
service area. I guess you know, you know, it's
been a while since we've been on dry land.
We could probably use some some walking around.
Shoot. And this way maybe we'll run
into a market or something we can get supplies for Aduna do.
We have any money. I have like 100 gold.
Have you spent? All your money.
I have two gold and two silver pieces.
We got too much money when we left Socrates last time.
Dune. Does.
Doesn't. Dune does chime in with the oh,
you'd left some with me too. I think the money thing was like
when you first got the Socrates, and that was right before I
joined. So we got paid, right?
Someone paid us like big bucks. I thought it was the queen.
Yeah. You got a bunch of money when
you first came here, I think, Sorry.
It was the Queen of Queen of Gargantuum that paid you guys
during the the sickness. Yeah, we don't have, I don't
have any money. That was all mostly spent at
the. Markets, Yeah, OK, that makes
sense. So what we can do is if we see a
market, we can say, hey, you know, pay it upon delivery, like
take this to my boat and the DNA has some cash monies on her.
But beyond that, when we get to the Queen, aren't we going to
she's going to give us cash monies too, right?
1%, I mean, I don't know. Don't remember.
I also think that the the money that's on board me here was
intended to pay for the damages that the pink plush pig was the
note. Oh.
Yeah, the 10 grand. What damages?
You don't remember someone
destroyed the all the glassware in the pink plush pig?
All the glassware that was. Filled with bottles or or.
10,000 gold worth yeah and and someone gave her her coin, the
God coin that like the item that you spawn with the Super
valuable 1 and I hold up my my like mega fest, the one that
lets you make these as collateral.
So like if we want that back, we should probably pay that debt.
Oh shit. This like a God killing tier
item. I don't know, maybe we shouldn't
have that. I have one.
Yes. I don't think it is.
I have never killed it. And with women, when have I ever
done something so reckless? I do stupid things, but I don't
do reckless things. That's fair, except you.
Know cruel. Plush plague got somewhere that?
Was not me, that was one of my siblings being played by another
person. I don't have a nose.
Oh, true. That's fair.
Yeah. OK, OK.
Fine. We'll go get the coin.
Let's go see what we need to. We need to meet with the Queen
first. So, you know, we'll just start
our merry way hiking up to the Queen.
Oh, I have an idea about that. I'm smoking right now.
Hairball. If I had the spell, I have the
spell fly, I could cast it at that level something and I think
target more than one person and we could get piggyback there
because you're small and you could ride on my back.
Then cat is a chicken. Doesn't it doesn't have cat?
Doesn't cat have fly? Probably she's a wizard.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I have it at Level 3 so I can do
it to myself only. Can you hear me?
Now I can. I was just about to say.
I have been talking a while for so long, nobody's ignoring me.
I have been needed. For such.
A long well, no. OK, that's it.
That that's happened to me a lot.
I didn't even realize. I didn't even realize it's
probably because my computer isn't set up correctly and I'm
sitting on the futon and my whatever this thing is called
keeps getting caught on the side of the futon and flipping the
switch. I do have fly but I have lost
track of thought. Where, where, where are we
flying to and why am I flying? We're going to see the Queen,
but it's like a day's hike from here and we didn't.
We weren't able to call our guy for a pick up at.
Least I didn't want to fly writing area.
All right, So I can use fly up to 10 minutes at what level you
will have a flight speed of 60 and I can cast it at?
I can do it once. I can cast it all the way up to
6th level. How?
Many P. So.
Which I think after I forget what it is.
Hold on. 6th.
Level. I'd love to buy a boots of speed
while we're in town but I have no money.
If we get the money, I will buy some. 4th level or higher I can
target one additional creature for each level above third
level. Guys, think of all the great
encounters we might have if we walk to the Queen.
It's true, but we've also been trying to get Adonai wings for
literally years. Yeah, I know it's.
There, it's all right. I know well we can we can walk
in that direction and we can like take our victory lap of of,
you know, this place. You are the Admiral.
It is your place. And we will How many people are
coming? How many people are going to see
the Queen? I mean, if I go I may say
something stupid. I will.
Go. You're pretty good.
With then I don't know I. Feel like, yeah, I feel like you
and the queen. That's true.
How you go. All the insight from Shandar to
to really, Yeah. Right.
I think everybody's going so promenade or fly up to you.
Admiral Well if you can fly yourself and Cat can fly up to
like 4. Right.
Remember, you're a small person, no offense, and the cat is a
chicken, so you guys could ride on someone's back.
And I, I actually show off. I actually have a new backpack
specifically designed to strap people to me for flying and
other reasons. Yeah, so I could essentially
just fly three of us and then that would take care of it
because I can just cling to anyone.
I what do I weigh? I only weigh a couple pounds.
How much does a chicken weigh? If they keep arguing about you
know what, screw this Grand Am is turning into a squirrel and
darting off towards the palace. I start chasing immediately.
Huge eyes. I probably get you pretty
quickly. What?
Roll your. Your speed might be there, but
I'm assuming you're going for the capture slash grapple
instead of like straight slice in half, so you're going to need
the roll of strength. Strength.
How strong is the? Squirrel.
I can't acrobatics this I keep. My I keep my strength.
So. Just get fucked by a squirrel.
Because you seen. It happen.
You're trying, you're trying to hold, hold him right.
So that's where the strength comes in as as the, as the
person that's being trying to be grappled.
You're you can do a acrobatic, it's acrobatics or athletics.
So you could also roll in athletics if you have better
than just a basic strength. It's the same, but it's
unlikely. Yeah.
Usually unless you have proficiency or some shit.
I got a 2. The the the gnarly little
squirrel just flexes his muscles and just baps you in the face
like backhand, no. And then what did you get?
I got an 18. What the I sit down and start
like sniffing, reevaluating life.
That's the strongest squirrel I've ever seen.
Friend. All right, who wants to zip up?
I could probably take a full person.
OK, so Grand Am is now gone. So it's kind of look at KIRO,
KIRO, Mima and. Rural This will be a good test.
KIRO is currently pinching the bridge of his nose, you know.
This will be a good test, I need it to work.
Oh, especially if it's got a bar.
Let's place it. Behind this?
'Cause I'm small, if I jump on Royals back then cats should be
able to get everybody else, right?
Yeah, yeah, I could literally cast it at level 4 and get
Rarlsen and no Grand am ran off. KIRO, yeah.
So it's it's just KIRO, I think. OK, so yeah, Rarlsen and KIRO
and then we can just cling to them.
Yeah, so actually if you just do KIRO, you can cling to KIRO.
And Raro has fly, but he can only cast it on himself.
Yeah. It's true, but they only get 2
spells a day. OK, I have many more than that.
Well, Parsh or the rest I guess. Yeah, so I'm going to walk over
and touch Rarlsson and cast fly on him and also include KIRO in
it, and then just leap onto Kiro's folder.
I think a happy thought this fly.
Yeah, I'm already going to be piggybacking on Rawls back.
Oh yeah, here let me help you and I strap her in.
This will make sure you do not fall.
I basically built a saddle. I made that item too if you
wanted to display it, but I think it I don't know if it can
because it's basically like a it's it's a basic item that I
made custom as opposed to because there's no way to make
non magical items besides just going and creating it from the
in person's inventory. You can't.
I can't just like have a listing of non magical item which is I
thought interesting but. It happened.
This is great. If I if we wanted to, we could
get the saddle of the Cavalier and you could ride on me into
battle. Like he man so.
Yeah, I zip around quite a bit. You'd have to be arranged.
I have the zoomies and then saying that I immediately take
off at action dash, bonus action dash feeling agility to double
and take off at like 1200 feet in the 1st 6 seconds.
Hold on Mach. 12. Yeah, so you have a family speed
of 6C Hero. Let's go.
You guys see the smoke ring of Mimi and Raoul disappearing?
Grand Dam? Are you still hiding in the
trees before? Oh.
No, he's not hiding in the trees.
He was going to do some parkour towards the palace and try and
climb through like a tower or something.
Oh OK. OK.
Just as a reminder, you can find the map the overall map of
sorcrities in the journal and then you Scroll down to handouts
and then to Alalabalis and there is a map of Socrates there for
your general. Reference he ever been here?
Nope, no. Good luck so you get no man who
must you find one on the street it.
Just gets. Lost, and he starts living his
new life as a squirrel. I'm assuming the palace is
visible. Probably that reason your
building. Is well decorated.
What about not? At all?
Well, it's orchard trees has those like districts, right?
Like it's not a small place. I think it's long he'll.
Go on a little squirrel adventure, it'll be great he'll.
The Picchu adventure movie. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. You see Picchu, you do see
because you guys all came in on a dune and you would seen the
palace. Then you do probably see its
roof just coming out of the top wall on the top of the Cliff
there. That's a purple roof.
As you could see the rings on were segregated by their roof
coloring. So the the palace was the only
one that had a purple roof. Next ring had only red roofs and
the lowest ring had all blue roofs, so.
Raise here must be a nightmare. I don't even want to think about
the code officials anyways. Magic helps a lot.
I imagine it's really terrible if you're color blind, but maybe
orcs don't get colorblind, who knows.
It's a not we see like a parade going past like rights for
colorblind people. Now stop color coding
everything, yeah. You must.
Stripes or give us death. Oh man, on this bridge is still
some people that haven't been here in a while.
Wow. Those we've left behind.
Like they're they're all in the cum closet and on on board the
ship, just all stacked in like cord wood.
In the what closet? The cup closet.
Every time you disappear and reappear, you come out of a
closet that has a CUM closet on the on the door because that's
where you come from. OK, gotcha.
OK. I like it.
Yeah, yeah, I think it's good. All right.
So are we flying straight to the palace?
Are we going to get there before?
That's where we dispatched. At wildly faster speeds, I would
think that's up to Josh. How distracted do we get while
we're flying? I think that's.
Are there defenses against vastly flying creatures that
they don't recognize? Are we putting ourselves in
danger? They know us.
Probably not that fast actually. You do see as you're starting to
like take off into the air, some of the the fences align in your
direction, which are ballista and catapult in the lake, but
it's very slow. You should be fine and and you
were easily pretty much in the side of the palace ring before
they even started to zit. Yeah, to zero in.
That's the word I was looking for in on you.
What do you? What do you think?
Do you want to have some fun? And.
Or just go straight there. You guys land right on or right
in front of the For the most part.
The drawbridge that leads to the castle should be able to see it.
I also dropped your character token here, Grand AM, just for
his ability's sake. Ignore the extra Royals because
they aren't all here. This time though, I'll put those
on a different layer. OK, so there's a question posed
by Royal to eBay. I want to are we going?
Straight better because the spell is only 10 minutes.
Well, we're on the ground. How long it'll take us to fly
there. Yeah.
I can maintain 300 feet around right during this and then every
other turn. Well after the first time I
can't. So going to about 300 feet or
around now go. To here, so you guys are
approximately straight line that's that's the benefit of
this flying gig approximately let's go here.
I think we were at a scale of five to yeah you're like 5 set
700 ish feet away from the castle straight line distance.
Not clown counting elevation change either though.
Probably like 1000 and. I'm going to say it's a win if
we just get to the top of the cliffs, right?
I think you were, I mean rural. You said your movement speed was
able to sounded like it was going to be able to do that 1000
feet before running out in 10 minutes.
Yeah, if it's 1000 feet, I'll be we'll be there in 18 seconds to
take 12 seconds because again, 600 feet on the first one,
another 300. So like 8 seconds.
No, 14 seconds. Does the coffee help our
movement speed? And one more yes.
Oh yeah, plus 15. That's right.
So 6075. Oh yeah. 75 * 3.
You gotta get a dune. More coffee beans?
Yeah. 75 * 3 Two 125 + 75 right? Math is hard.
Right, 75 times 2400. So I mean it'll still it'll be
about like 10 to 12 seconds. It doesn't shave off that much.
Yeah, I was going to say, and it would take you about 80 seconds.
It seems like cat for your math, if you haven't done that
already. I did not do the math.
I wasn't sure if KIRO had any extra movement to his actions.
Let's see. My I already took into account
the calf of 15 + 15. Let's.
See, here's the real question. Does the Admiral throw up upon
the immediate halt of? I would move 45 with with all
all. I think you have.
A. She does.
She's pirate cleaned. Is what that's why I was, I was
relying on for I'm back to that I guess and you guys are it's
definitely more than the 8 seconds that it took Rahl so.
So, so you guys get. There and strap.
And you're waiting. Yeah, I mean, I took a few
seconds to unstrap her and, like, put her down, put the
backpack away, take out a chair, make a drink, hand it to her,
pretend like we've been waiting forever.
Oh God. Jesus.
Without flow. Lying these days, I don't want
to use. The guards at the door give each
other both a look and then look over at you and then one of them
just yells over declare yourself.
You guys gonna shoot some finger guns and say we're the rum
rollers? Well, we will be when everybody
gets here. And the guy that you?
Tell your Queen we've arrived. Go ahead.
You're good. The guy just goes, oh, we were
told to wait for you. The queen did have a passcode,
though. And he looks over at his friend,
and then he looks back over at you guys and goes, if I'm
remembering it correctly, she wanted me to ask.
Oh yeah, what was the name of her automated service servant?
Service servant? I'm not sure how that works.
Anyways, inside the VIP room of the pink plush pig.
Jarvis. I was really high, I'm not going
to lie, tried to ask the group but I don't have it to work.
I have a torque. I'll ask the group.
As you're flying in. My my response is now you guys
are making shit up but apparently this is the thing so
I'm going to ask the group via the Torque.
Hey guys, what was the Queen's automated service in the VIP
room with the pink plush plague? Gross.
I can't believe they have that. I believe it was Jarvis 'cause
he got us drinks while we were all sitting at the table waiting
for the Queen to show up. I don't even Yeah, OK, I'll go
with that. I don't think I made it to the
VIP room in the pink plush pig. I remember going into the first
like dance room. I don't think I made it to.
Begin with what's a pink plush? You should.
It's a building. It's a it's a nightclub that the
queen lights to go to. Get really drunk, stoned and
fuck. Yes, yes.
There's also a cool room there that lets you like imagine
anyone or anything you want and talk to them.
Or murder them. Dragon are going to be.
Or murder them. Good for each other, yeah.
Or, you know, get murdered in that room, because that's
happened too. Yeah, or that one.
So is that what you say? Yes, I'm going to turn to the
guard and say Jarvis. And he's like.
Correct. And he looks to his compatriot.
I'll send this guy right in and make sure you've announced.
Just give it a few. But I make sure that Queen isn't
indisposed. You know how she is.
Oh. As you're waiting there, I'm
guessing at this point AT and KIRO are landing next to you.
Took you long enough. Glad you made it.
How was the flight? It was good.
Soon we'll be doing that all the time.
Yeah, we are. We have to wait here.
They're checking to to see if the Queen is in a fit state to
receive guests. Apparently our our guy on
horseback didn't wasn't fast enough.
Soon as you say that, there's a very sweaty and frothing horse
horse that falls into the courtyard and.
I'm going to run over and feel it it.
It, it was twitching right when you touched it, but as you're
touching it and it, it stops it's twitching, starts breathing
normally, but still just lays there on its side with the orc
that was on its back thrown to the side and he gets up.
Oh, wait a second. Aren't you just down at the
docks I think? Your thing's broke.
It was that job interview and you failed.
Thank you. Goodbye.
Poor guy. I reach over and heal the orc
too. I'm going to look for just shrug
like how do you look next time? Oh, and my.
Family really needed that at least my legs not broken I but
my 4 silver lost for the day I guess and he kind of still
hobbles over like testing his leg and like touches his horse
that's breathing on the ground but like it just like lifts its
head up and looks at him and then lays it back down on the
ground he's. Like Nah, fuck you.
Yeah. Turn to the others business, a
cutthroat world. Grand Am, I know we haven't
talked about your particular speed, but I don't know if
you're going at a dash or not even, and if you've looked at
that map, map in the meantime too to see what you're working
with. Well, even if I did look at the
map, I don't know. I just cuz I looked at them like
I'm going into the same level of like knowledge as Grand Am and
that's this is a town and it's a.
Circle right important things. In the middle of circles.
True enough. Trying to just remember what
skills usually associated with like navigation.
Survival. Survival.
Yeah, you're definitely going to have.
I'm guessing this isn't your natural element either.
No, cities are not the weird like weird horror druids
naturals surroundings. OK, I'm just making sure I
wasn't. Making I'm kind of what people
are. Right.
Just making making sure that I wasn't making full on
assumptions, but I think you'll be making a survival at
disadvantage considering the circumstances 1. 2nd because for
some reason world 20s being stupid.
When they done that, all right, survive.
Boom boom. So that is.
A-15 not bad, not bad. You make it over to the top few.
So actually your progress, since you're headed towards the center
of the city and you're making potentially the most straight
line possible, you climb up the walls of the for the first outer
wall basically and make it to the shoot those darn things
called the crenellations where there's people walking and it
looks like there's actually guards on almost all of the
crenellations looking out very studiously out into the wood
forest, wooded forest, out out past the edges of the field that
separates it. That being sort of tease making,
making sure that nobody is on the attack.
It seems like it's almost an excessive show of force.
One of them actually looks over at you as you'd make it up to
the top of the carnellations and presses.
Yeah, get out of here. And tries to bat you away one
second. I didn't.
He's about to get bapped by a squirrel.
Yeah, this is this is not what he's actually wielding if that
actually comes through like what it's supposed to be, but that's
the hit if it does come through yeah, don't don't ignore the
damage from the just to to hit 14 looks like.
Oh no, against the squirrel. Forget is my AC also changes a
squirrel or am I? Operating off of mine, you
operate off the squirrels AC well I'm.
Probably. Getting hit then I don't see
anything coming through though. What's what don't you see
coming? Oh I I sent the rule 20 there as
a 14. Well it's a 14 then.
That's probably a hit. 5th edition Squirrel has an AC of
10. Yeah yeah OK.
Even though my decks is better. So he just bats you off the edge
there. Go ahead and roll me a deck
save. Try and grab onto the wall as
you fall back down. Worse than mine?
I have advantage on deck saves because I'm a squirrel.
I'll see you. No.
Excuse me? 17 you're not. 18.
Nice, yes, So you you get batted off the the top part of the
creation, but kind of grab right onto the other side of it, you
know, kind of holding your not even falling all the way over
the edge, if you will, of the wall just out of the works view
that batted at you. Is now on like Donkey Kong.
Does he turn into Donkey Kong? No, actually that you know what,
that would be fun. I'm coming back over this the
edge as a giant ape. I think I can become a giant
ape. I.
Don't know. Check.
Sure I can become CR 1 I think. Let me double check the mic.
Giant Ape is. Maybe it's not a giant ape,
Might just be regular ape. Yeah, it's regular 8.
OK, do. I want to be a black bear.
Black bears. I'm coming over the edges of
black bear. Oh goodness.
Oh, OK, I see now. OK, so you can come back over
the edges of a black bear on presumably perching directly on
the same spot you were before. Yes.
And do you get the guard that goes what?
The OH. Seeing the fur that first is
there as you transform bigger and bigger.
And I'm also going to use my custom class feature that I've
got here. He's going to have lobster claws
and a whole bunch of tightness armor.
OK, yeah. So first he's going to see the
fur coming up back over the edge and like as you start to grow
and in size with fur. And then just this horrified
look and gasping on his face as you get the claws.
And you see him in error backing up from his edge, trying to grab
his crossbow to ready at you. But at his exclamations you also
see about up and down the wall some 100 or so orcs ready there,
crossbows at you and. With that, I'm going over the
edge. I've made my point.
I'm going to disappear into the crowd now as a dwarf.
OK, so you're jumping. I can't.
Full on jump into a crowded like.
Hey, just jump off the wall. If I had any more wild shapes
I'd turn into a flying school, but no, I'm jump off the wall
like this. OK.
As I land. The into a crowd below.
Just get back into a dwarf. I'm trying to.
Do this and. Yeah, I was going to say the
walls a goodly 50 climb. Speed.
Is 60 feet depending upon where you're at exactly, maybe even
more so. Blackberries have a climb speed.
Oh, OK, you could. Just climbing down the wall.
I figure with a dash you're probably just like over taking
your claws and like sliding down on your claws basically like
gouging not get maybe not even really gouging the wall because
wall you're realizing is a really tight hard stone that
that almost shines like a jewel under you.
You're just sliding down it and. Fugitive bear on the loose,
citizens of Socrates to be advised.
You make it into a Bush on the under other side of the wall and
that you hear the slapping of a single bow, twinging, twanging,
and you look up to see that it's been shot up directly into the
air, probably by the one that you startled the most shoot.
Probably fair. Granddad's not even mad he
started it though. No, it's not at you.
He's he's shooting it directly up in the air.
Like I said. I was trying to think though.
Yeah, exactly how that's going to work, because as soon as it
goes up into the air does kind of flash and shimmer and you
hear more orcs gathering at that edge of the wall there.
I'm looking for you. I'm guessing you're hiding in
that Bush currently that you landed in.
Yes, and if I get the ability to, I'm going to turn back into
a dwarf and just kind of toddle away.
If you get the ability to. Yeah, as in like nobody is like
actively. Getting into the Bush.
Yeah. Not currently no.
As they gather all on the wall then I would yes they are
staring intently at the Bush that the bear disappeared into
and would see you coming out of the Bush as the dwarf and he to
hear one of them just yelled down to you.
Oy do off. Where's the bear?
What bear? There was a there was a crab
blod beast of a bear. It went into that Bush that
you're just coming out of. I was just taking a shit.
There's no bear in there. That work, that work sniffs
deeply. I need to smell no shit.
I didn't smell no bear. Got me there.
I didn't smell no bear either. It was some weird weird shit.
Weird bear. And the captain of the guard
seems to walk up over to the the orc that's leaning over the side
and goes. What seems to be the problem
here? He's harassing me while I'm
taking a shit. Stop your lollygagging, you can
look at asses on your own time and he had slapped upside the
head. Keep watching over the other
side of the wall and that seems to close the argument and they
all go back to their posts. Probably a good time to go back
to the others. You think about your next next.
Dude this too long. On the next Grand Am adventure.
You know, and cat, you've landed and seen that whole thing with
the horse and the guard. The other guard comes back out
and goes. We had to give her a little bit
of an upper, but I think she's up and at him now.
You can find Queen Theater in the throne room.
I escort you. Yes, let's go.
I start walking very proudly, like Yep, it's me cat.
Everyone relax. There's it's a raised eyebrow,
like he, he's, he's hurt, but it doesn't say anything because
like he, he's heard of it, but he's still like in in awe slash
astounded. About the chicken, I know I'm
miraculous. Take it all in.
Eat her. What you want us to eat, eat
him. Oh, you, you can't eat her.
Oh, I was scolded quite strongly.
Yes, I am not for eating and I kind of like click my beak and
let a little spark come out of it.
Oh that is intimidating. For those of you that can move
your characters may want to follow the guard here, but I was
going to grab those that can't. Yeah.
And then I'm gonna. Because rule 20 keeps crashing
on me. Yeah, and I'm gonna.
Just call it, yeah. Yeah, as we've arrived at the
palace. You know, one step closer.
Yesterday we were on the open ocean and today we're in the
palace. Yeah.
We're all so close, guys. We're so close.
We're going to get between to go on a date.
Is that really what we're doing? Is this really just Tinder?
It was part of the agreement. I think we have to she 'cause he
just said one day, just just get her to go on one date with him.
I mean, I guess. It it's up to him to do the
rest. Yeah, that was specifically part
of it too. Like, go ahead.
For playing the good campaign what what more good or deed can
we do than to to introduce 2 deserving people?
Right. Certainly not save the world.
Right. No, no, love is the answer.
Love will save the Queen. Yeah, I need to go to people
back. Yeah, save the Queen from
loneliness. All righty.
Good, good session guys, right? Yeah, for.
Sure, I liked it. Thanks for.
Testing my backpack. Yeah, yeah.
We went Zoom real fast. I didn't fall to my death.
That's good. It's nice, it's nice not falling
to your death. I think it's something we can
all enjoy. If anyone's arranged character
like, they're welcome to ride me into battle as I.
Cattle. Probably on.
That. Yeah, I generally I, I fly and I
zip around really fast and now we'll.
Just we'll. Just get you.
Into range? Have you pick up Grand Am and
just Grand AM just mutates into something in the middle of the
battlefield? Right.
I mean, yeah, you could totally do that.
Just pick him up and drop him and then just like have him turn
into an elephant or an eighth or something.
And it's. Like we ever fucking find him.
Again. This is why I have a whole
character. We're one of their main
character traits. Yeah, one of my one of my
character's main character traits is don't split the party
up right like. See that's.
All right, antithetic with the Grand Am's very being.
Yeah, I'm glad you're not in the other campaign.
Anyway, I'm out. Yeah, goodnight.
Alrighty. Goodnight.
Yep, I I still got time. I still got time.
It is still the 15th. I'm going to make it.
It's going to happen. I'm going to get it out.
I'm leaving you. Josh yeah, I'm going to cast
Augury to determine the best time at your rhythmic ferocity
to enact my. A grand and wonderful thank you
for those who took the time and made it here to the end of the
episode where I know sometimes we are long winded and others we
are just dead silent. I don't know what to tell you.
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