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Tara through the campaign, many polos.
It was fine because I was like, like, not feeling good.
I'm obviously was like really sick because at 103 fever / like
seven days and been there. When they finally found out that
like my covid test came back negative.
They're like okay come on in, you can come see us and then I
got blood work done and like the next morning and it was like At
8 a.m. which is one of my doctor's office opened.
They called me, and they're like, go to the ER, right now,
right now go like, oh, geez, yeah, so like my liver enzymes
were like super super off and so like a to describe how bad they
were is like there's one It was like LS, LS, something and it
has like a Max of like, you max out around, like, 500 before
turns into like lethal that was that?
Like 459? Oh my God, my levels.
Yeah, they were like, they're really high, like it's funny
because it was, it's not funny. But I all my app, you see like
all your blood charts and levels and stuff like that.
Yeah. And like when you looked at At
like my liver stuff, it was like there's like green when you're
okay and then it's yellow whenever you're not in the,
okay? And you could barely see the
green. It was like this big because it
was like all the way over here and so they're like this number
that you're supposed to be in. You didn't, you didn't hit
really off, huh. It sounds almost like a toxicity
to because it your And cleaning the blood and such I think,
right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you look very alive. Good job.
I did. Yeah, it's good to see ya.
I'm glad to be back, honestly. I was I like don't even realize
how like gaunt long. I've been gone because I haven't
really been like conscious this whole time and I'm still like
really lightheaded, but that's because my my iron levels are
really low. So but so that's kind of to be
expected. I'm not too too worried about
being late headed there Yeah. so, I have had like ghosts ID,
feeling like it's there, so Hey Sarah, look what I found.
Is that your bottle? Yeah, got it.
Still okay. I like never drink anymore, so
I'm excited. I'll be having water for a while
now. Yeah, I bet.
And there was still no cause like associated with it or
anything. Oh um, they My viral panels are
coming back. And the only, cause only thing
that came back positive was my lyme disease antibodies.
Oh, that's oh. So I haven't, I haven't talked
to them yet about that, I don't really know what that means.
Like if I now if I have finds disease, no, Rob's.
I probs do ya little slime slime?
Hold off on that key lime pie. Yeah, no, no traffic.
Yeah. Well there was one of the things
they told me in the hospital and they said all the things that
came back they said lines could be a factor.
Yeah, that's that's interesting because of the fact that that's
always a really hard one to diagnose as what I understood to
because, like, without the antibodies obviously, and even
if you come in and you like, bring the tick in there, like
why'd you bring this in? We can't do anything with it.
What do you want us to do? Like well, I know that like with
lying. So like you come and you're
like, I got bit by take the like okay.
Yeah. Okay, it wasn't just me.
I thought it was. I thought it was me.
I thought I froze.
Nope, you're good. I can hear you guys as you for
me. Yeah.
Now we can hear you. You froze like this, though?
It was pretty funny. Hi, by the way and Bree.
What's up? What's up?
so this weekend like my only it's hard and then like Because
I'm like, I feel better, right? And my only only concern is
that. Like, my immune system is really
down. And I can't touch anything or I
might go back to the hospital. Don't worry.
They'll be a lot of alcohol around you killing everything
but you don't have to adjust anything.
Nothing will survive. Yeah, yeah.
But I I'm still leaning towards going.
My like, mom, brought it up, just like they say they say,
laughter is the best cure for a lot of things.
I don't know. I'd be a lot of that, that's for
sure. Yeah, yeah, I figured I'll just
go airborne supplements.
See, okay. Because I just bought.
Fabric for a tail, right? So yeah, you're pretty like
everyone here. We're pretty invested.
Yeah, I can't not my it makes me mad at my mask isn't going to
come in, but I figured I'll just do makeup.
Anyways. Hey yeah.
I was wondering about the blue. Mmm, you're getting blue face.
No, no. You'll be face.
Is Gap getting on their eye in a bit too?
I know. She said she was going to be a
little bit later. Yeah, she's probably Beyond
around eight. She's driving back from
Pittsburgh. Oh, okay, I got you or
Canonsburg. Oh no, it's Canonsburg.
Her friends at Cannonsburg. Should go to Canonsburg.
Then she's got to go to Cecil to pick up our growth trees, that
our parents house, and then she's coming back.
But you'd called me at like 6:30 saying she was Your friends,
okay? So and I was making sure to than
that, she wasn't with Jesse again because that's what
happened. I think the one time we were
playing and Chic the last time we were going to play because I
was going to ask them about Jesse but she wouldn't know
about that obviously. So but we could start.
I know a little bit. At least the fact that Mom a
isn't going to get on this evening either.
So Kind of what was happening with Zola's Griselda.
Well Myra and mommy was kind of off to the side.
I would say in the timeline of things you guys were kind of
entering the room that you guys guys had been experiencing this
last little bit of time there while Mario and bajas.
You both are waking up in this chamber like like super well
rested like you're like damn that was just the best nap ever
like. Mmm.
It was pretty great for a net. Give me one second.
She's actually calling me right now.
Yeah, no worries. But I figured I'd wrap that into
the timeline of things here. Yes, timeline stuff.
Yeah right. So, we would timey-wimey
nonsense. Can you guys hear me?
Yeah. Okay.
Your why? My computer is being weird. my
doesn't seem to like, The camera being on.
Not that I don't even know if it's fine.
It's my network. Oh, That's what I would have
come up with to, in the end of things.
Like if you hadn't been able to make it because of that, like we
would just I think there's a Wi-Fi there if not we'd make
Wi-Fi somehow. But I haven't I hadn't looked
into it enough to plan that far ahead because I figured you
would you're that far invested too.
But yeah, right. That you haven't been have been
looking forward to this for a while as well.
I mean you were the one hoping to host an all too.
So Yeah, no trust me. I'm I definitely want every bit
of this. It's just one of those things
where sometimes you have to shut off your once you realize.
Yeah. Your body is like not doing
great. So absolutely.
Will someone get her an elixir of healings?
We can get the show on the road, right?
Hi. Johnny, by the way, I didn't do
that yet, huh? I know is Jesse not far behind
to know. She's getting dinner ready and
then she'll be up. Okay.
I just got the word from gab, she just hit that traffic.
So she's thinking she's gonna be a mom like 8:30 ish but she said
she's gonna try and listening. Okay?
That that still works to what I was explaining.
So if you wanted to Start waking up with Maddie is here if you
guys are both loaded in. Yeah, yep.
Switch. Alrighty.
So so you guys are both still kind of as a remembrance because
it's been a bit are in the cooler chamber with the goddess
statue, that you would just experienced last with the ice,
my fights that went back to sleep, basically.
And she'd said that you guys are dead and confirmed that you are
in hell for the most part. But this is kind of like a
limbo. Precipice before entering the
hell proper, if you will. Wait, we're dead.
We're dead. Yeah.
Or are we in hell? She didn't know that everyone
expected, she did not miss one more.
Like this is more like DBZ. We're like they can go back to
Earth, but they have the Halo above their head, but they still
look alive and shit. I have a feeling look.
She expects us to be dead because we are in hell, but she
does not understand our position.
So either way, we are here to be God's so live, that does not
matter. It makes sense.
I guess you can't really be in Hell unless you're dead. so,
Yeah, that's fine. Temporary.
Yeah that's that's probably the best sure underground.
Now recording fucking Craig. Jesus Christ, classic Craig
interrupting. As usual.
So question is, are the walls fire or is that just a visual
representation? So as you are getting Getting
slightly closer to that. Corridor to your kind of feeling
a sweltering. Heat coming in from that
direction. You can see almost a, almost a
physical barrier. Just at the edge of the corridor
into your room, but you don't feel anything right now and it
is more of a visual representation for that.
The fire that is surrounding you, but there is a intense heat
coming from down the hallway. Basically, Okay, this is at
least the parable he tore the something that's not it's like a
95 in humid Heat. Well.
Let's see. Out of character.
I'm not sure if tracking border cold-blooded or one blow.
I don't imagine being, you know, covered in scales are
cold-blooded but That's what I would imagine you.
Yes, they are. Nothing of the sort.
It was me aerial pics at her pale freckled skin.
I guess let's walk down this way until we can't anymore.
Sounds like a better plan than sitting in this room all day.
It is very comfortable, their stoves Any water spells,
unfortunately. lightning, I got got plenty of lightning just
Water. And fortunately.
Also, as you guys are walking out of the very comfortable room
into a more sweltering, heat in that direction, down the, you
start to see a diverging of paths.
One to the left, one to the right and one straightforward
from the left path. You hear a soft kind of
chattering. Kind of sounds like your friends
and then from farther up straight in the hall.
You hear a loud clattering? And just cursing and screaming.
But kind of nothing over the torques is to, right?
This instant We have Torx call me and call me.
And she says over her torque. I would say, Zola's Zola's Myra.
Would have to roll perception at that time because you guys are
otherwise distracted, but warn flint and Ash, you all heard it
with no problem and Bob the troll coming from the necklace,
the fashion fleeting because he doesn't have some working on
bringing up my character sheet to roll perception.
But if I do hear it, I'll just be like, whoa, whoa, who's this?
I rolled a 3. You had?
No, you're like an 11, you heard some crackling over it but
nothing distinct. So you wouldn't even been like,
whoa, whoa, whoo. What's right, what's my current
state currently? You both are had been in the
middle of combat while that was kind of while they were waking
up. Basically.
I meant more for my, my drug addiction.
So you're still, you're still at in or around the state.
You were, I like a focus like a focused high right now or like a
scatterbrains. Hi.
Yeah, you were you were at the focused hide during combat but
as combat was settling down it is now very much.
Not so focused, you were more scatterbrained now.
Okay. So Instead of saying anything.
I just like start twitching and I hear like the static because
like like as if there's like a gnat in my ears then it's kind
of like twitch and like, Flick my hand by my ear.
Okay. Well, the hallway, because I'm
not liking that, that rattling chains and screaming because we
are in hell. I don't want to experience that.
So I we follow the hallway. We do seem to run in back into
you guys. Boy.
Oh boy, fancy seeing you here. So I have question Lady said, we
were dead. What's?
What's the status on that? I don't feel too good. and we
healed people, when that kind of prove that we're not Happy.
Also to what you guys had walked into were blind.
Warren and Ashley were got you guys were talking to Bob kind of
set in trying to set some more ground rules with him, and he
was just basically like, so I know that we had, you know,
previously said about, you know, making sure somebody has consent
and I can have sex with him whenever I want to still in this
form as long as they consent. But but what about like, you
know, just like free time. In this form.
Do I have any free time? He still seemed to be harping on
that. What's degree time to do?
Your own thing. Is that what you're asking for?
Yes, yes. What are you going to do?
Build Furniture, big green man, talking about sex.
He won those parts of literature, Bob the Builder.
Of course I wouldn't do anything heinous or absurd know I would
say that once you found that, you could have one full day of
free time and then after that full day of free time, you have
to return to Your Vessel the skull.
Okay, that seems fair. All of the horn and fast.
Okay. So that's what you had heard
kind of basically as you're coming up the corridor to meet
with your friends again, Madeline barash.
All right. That's Have we figured out how
to steal this chest yet? Can we pick it up and just take
it? Yeah.
Is it fastened to the floor? It does not.
Look does not look to be allowed to try to pick that up.
It does not look like it, but it is at least 10 feet long by like
5 feet wide and a pair of peering of solid silver besides
the hollow interior. Could I break it open with your
no breaking all? We don't need to break it.
Open its open. Okay, my, I didn't know it looks
like it's closed on my screen. That's my baby.
No, it's magic. In some way, shape or form.
Yes. Magic.
Stop Fun. You can't hit magic.
I see Hawking outer open. I assumed on that Warren.
You just be like look and go over and open the chest.
Yeah, I opened the chest my chest to chest and I just have
to my gold chest pleats in my golden sword.
If now on my back. And what was I forget?
What did you forget how much I threw in there to make it work?
All of your remaining rubies. All the rubies that you would
gathered from it, basically. which was something like, It was
a lot. Yeah, yeah, we picked up.
It was somewhere in the realm of 10.
I wanted to say, so, I'll pass that information along to just
Imagine an item that you want your heart desires and throw
your coins into the chest. Maybe it'll appear have we ever
determined if it works more than once and that destroys like some
of the coinage? I thought all the coins were
still in their testing out? No, I thought Flint said that I
thought he got himself a second. Yeah, I thought we took
everything out. Divvied it up and then I want to
try it again through a coin. And it didn't work.
So I took my coin back and I threw the rubies in and then it
worked. Yeah.
So did the rubies disappear? This I do not.
Yes. But but isn't that Flint's
first? What else, did Frank it?
I got that fork and then I got a second eggs and Ria pistol Okay.
Okay, so you're saying, if we throw at something very valuable
in this chest, we have a chance of getting something that we
wish for. I and I'll hold up my two
pistols work for me. All right.
Not only looking for her, I want to go up to the chest, and I
want to put in, I have 26 inch long by 6 inches long, and
they're two inches in, with chunks of silver.
And I want to put it in an emerald. and, I want to see
about getting Like a magical. Has anybody tried getting
magical items before I face my materials?
And I haven't, I was thinking that if I have yet to do so.
All right. Girls magical to some extent.
I'll recap my pocket and I'll pull out my Fork.
So when you're, when you're looking at it, it just looks
like a normal three pronged wooden Fork.
Okay. Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin
everyone. When I say that, it just turns
into a giant wooden Fork. I thought I thought it was wood.
No, no, it is metal. You're right.
This is a very reoccurring theme in this these campaigns.
Gold. Alright then I am going to put
two, I'm going to put the emerald in the chunks in there
and I want to wish for a magical shield and a magical Warhammer.
That's what I want. Honking Plunkett Plunkett, I put
it away. Okay, let me double check my
inventory. To make sure I don't have
anything. That would be all right.
Yeah. Oh and let's go with three
bottles of whiskey. You mean three bottles of
whiskey and the it just says chunks of silver.
So I'm assuming it's only two that was her mind before when
you guys were down with the drawers and you'd mind some up,
actually, if you recall Yeah, so they're like I said, there's six
inches long 2 inches. That's why chunks of silver, I
also have an emerald and just for shits and giggles, 22,
copper. And then the three bottles of
whiskey, okay? interestingly, when you put
those things in there in those last things, you're focusing on
your sword and are not a sorry, your hammer and your shield and
at least the imagery that you would said, and As opposed to
before, everybody else, had seen those appear, you notice on the
shield that you always carry around the symbol of your, your
God appears that of flame. Just you kind of notice a fiery
symbol appear around that, and you look at the hammer.
Now, just to curious and you see that there as well, Oh shit.
Okay, I could deal with that. Like I do like freaking fire
damage now, one way to find out. Yay.
Fire damage in hell. Do we get out of here?
I'm going to put a bar that bar of precious metal.
I have that's just kind of coagulated gold and silver I
guess. In 10 rupees into the chest and
I'm going to reach in. Thinking it would be really nice
to have a light of some sort. It all that go through.
Yeah, I'm just thinking for a second here.
So I'm trying to remember how big the chunk was that you'd put
in there too. Did you put the because you
pried up like a really tiny one and then like a really big one,
the truck itself weighs I remember I waited 25 pounds.
Okay, so you put that's of silver and gold.
Yeah, you put that one in there. You when you're placing that in
there, the that material seems to kind of reforge itself,
Almost Doesn't get really, it does seem to Glow hotter almost
and then just swirls into a sphere and sits there and as it
as it, kind of floated up off the bottom of the chest.
Do this and then when it slowly falls back to the bottom of the
chest, it seems to cool but then there's a soft glowing, yellow
light that comes from it and around the sphere.
There seems to be some some symbols that are in.
Boston it now too. Whoa.
I pick it up the ball of light. It isn't a ball of light more or
less. It is that like same Metals, it
looks like kind of under the light that's coming out of it,
but it's, it seems to have read forged it somehow to create
light from. It is what you can tell, but
yeah, you can pick it up. It's not hot or anything.
No, as your hand covers near it is not hot.
I guess I picked that up and show the group.
Kiki. Right.
All right. Mariel is going to step forward
push Maharaj kind of out of the way.
Let's see what she has. So Josh hmm, a while back, I
grabbed a pile of treasure. And I say a pile of the flat and
gold needs recounted 25. Lat little Platinum, 300 gold
and organic Crystal. The organic Crystal was from
when your time spent on like that.
Chasing the Minotaur. And the the other stuff was
unfortunately. Partially what I I think you may
have grabbed the 25 Platt but I don't I don't know if you'd grab
the three I'm trying to remember when that would have been, I
remember grabbing? Okay, that's fair.
It's I believe you. I was trying everything I
believed you, I was trying to remember if it was like, just
what you would found because of the Recounting note like you
would said because that was what have been the stuff you'd found
with Warren before it melted and congealed into a pile on the
floor. When you'd said recounting,
that's what I thought of at least.
But I could not. I grabbed it before the the
melding okay. Okay, no, that's fair and I
remember you said it need read it, like you said it needed
recounted because you couldn't Oh yeah, because you just
grabbed it real quick. You didn't really count it.
You were just like you froze again, on my side, too.
By the way. Pretty finely you going.
There we go. I got, you know, pretty shocked
that. So yeah, you had said, I'd said
that, but you're going through and looking at it now, just roll
a perception for me. Whose characters garbage?
Okay, 16, okay. So you're you go through, you,
you double count it this time. You're like I thought I'd had
that many last time but you ended up having like 20
platinum. And probably only like 150 gold,
but you're just at the time, you're like, this is lot.
Just shove it in the pocket, you know, I'm gonna stop counting
them because it seems, but every time I count them, it goes down.
No, we didn't count them last time.
That was why you'd said you need to recount.
I remember. That was some honest
note-taking. I wish I would have taken it the
other route, but I would be eating my own words at this
point. But I I have also, I will plead
the fifth. And then also tell you have a
chest of desire in front of you. And so, I mean, okay, so I, it
smells would want, but then like, How would she want it?
And I guess I'm going to leave that up for you, okay?
So she's gonna put the crystal in you gotta put, like the
Platinum is pretty big deal. Just gonna put 5 platinum in.
And then she's going to grab. One of the bottles, one of the
three bottles, we has of the unnamed elixir.
You can kiss it. Think about it because this shit
is probably the most valuable thing she has in her and slowly
put it into the chest. And she's gonna wish to be
closer to you Loki. So we don't really know what
that means, okay? But that's what she's going to
wish. Yep.
Physically or spiritually. Mmm.
So, From from what you placed in there in the chest.
It kind of seems to melt down into the bottom of it and then
just evaporate and disappear. All of the things that you would
put in in there and then, A cloak kind of materializes at
the bottom of it. I pick up cloak.
And it smells. Somehow you are able to tell
reminiscently of the god that you worship you like.
I don't know what else, I don't know what, like, I'm getting.
I just got his cloak, his heart. He's probably like up up
wherever he is or down wherever he is.
He's probably like, where the fuck did I put that?
I could have sworn. He was right here.
Also, I would say that for a while, you're wearing the cloak
is assuming, as you'd said you'd put it on you feel more
confident in your Yourself and in your persuasion ways.
So any persuasion or deception you while wearing the cloak,
have a plus 5 because that is Loki's, strong suit.
Wolf. Yes.
Yes, it is. Um, I just had an idea that
might be terrible. I want to make an offering to
the chest before we do any terrible ideas.
Well, I was going to say, what if we ask the chest for a way
out of hell? Also, while we out a lot, while
you guys are talking, I really haven't figured out how to play
Griselda and mamé specifically yet, mommy.
I had an idea of Griselda. I'm a little bit more lakhs on,
but you guys have finished combat at that time from my
attorneys. As if you wanted to wipe your
brow and see how the rest of your party is.
Have you tried the key in that test?
Wait, before we do this, I do want to make an offering to the
chest and I walk over and I put in 10 of a blue sapphires.
I have and 10 and the amethyst and Josh in Discord, I sent you
two images and I want you to look at them.
These are the items. I am imagining it was 10
amethyst, you said, and, Yeah, I wait 10 amethyst and 10 blue
sapphires. I would say that with such a
clear image in mind, the as the things fade away, those things
just on top folded, nice, and neatly is a well-made dress.
And on top of that, is that kazoo?
Wait. All right so I pick up things to
do and I'm really happy about it but I don't play it.
I put it in my pack and then I start to get undressed and put
the dress off. And you're going to be
persuasive is fuck too. Right.
What what exactly did you pull out of trust?
I'm sorry, I kind of go. I pulled out a magical glowing
because dude, and then a beautiful blue dress with
lapping leather. Protections.
Kind of like almost a dress of armor and armor dress.
Yes. After I get the dress on I'm
going to wrap up the rest of my clothes and put them in the pack
and then pull the kazoo out and attempt to play it a little bit.
I'm going to walk away from the chest.
So in the middle hell, you got dressed and started playing a
kazoo doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
That's this noises. It makes us do that glows.
And because do the glass, okay? And make Duke noises YouTube.
Hello. I think yourself Zola's and for
my job in the timeline of things to, I was just saying as well as
Mame, but they aren't they aren't here either.
So you guys had just finished combat is what I was saying
before before that too. Okay, in the timeline of things.
Yeah, and we're surrounded by bodies and there's a chest in
this room. Hmm.
And I think Bo Myra had a key. Yes.
I do. Did you try it in there?
Not yet but I'm going to say that's why I'm gonna the key you
tried last time. Yeah, to unlock it and animated
all of the armor. Together.
We kill them all. So I'm going to try it again
now. Wait, wait, wait wait, wait,
wait, yeah. How's it going to animate your
chest? So we might be, she is just
gonna do it so unless you're like, physically stopping me.
Well, I'm saying, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah,
I'm saying that I'm not listening.
I'd say if you want to replace the run, run over there to stop
Von Myra though, you just roll and probably an Athletics.
I'm gonna play my kazoo more energetically was is that into
the torque to to give Zola's like as there is any intent
behind that. Yes, I want everybody to hear
the kazoo. I just instead of running
towards reminder, I just cover my ears but I don't move at all.
Oh, okay. Boring.
You're trying to run towards them.
I'm trying to get to the chest and ask for the way out of hell.
Oh, this particular chest. Okay, there was no answer
different chest. Damn, there is no answer and
well. The all of the armor.
Seems to. Slowly start to reanimate and
including the one that is on Mame.
Duh. Wait, how does that look?
She is now possessed. Look what you did to Mom.
A wait, what is it look like again, Josh I miss that.
All of the armor is coming back to animation, and I would say
everyone would roll initiative now, including the one that's
on. Mame is what I had said.
Okay, okay, so I guess what I have to wait for my turn to take
the key out? Yep.
And it would be a initiative based.
I got expelled from fighting these same armored guys, last
time. So good.
Good good, good job. I didn't do it.
so that's not Only. Oh God.
The people in this imagining. Because we took two weeks off
from this. I that I know that's why, but
I'm just imagining. If that didn't happen, it would
be like our character, put put the key in, and then took it out
about these things, and then just put the key back at you.
All right. Take mommy out of this order,
technically. Okay.
And I was also saying I don't know if everybody.
Okay I did get griselda's in here everybody else in this room
but also outside of this room would be rolling initiative now
to help at any point in time to or oh yeah I wrote a 14-hour
likes coming up at six, I'll fix it.
Okay. Yeah.
Is there any special thing for calling their 20 on it and ishta
Van D&D? Not that I can think of I would
say that you would have advantage on your next attack in
my opinion but Okay, I'll go with that.
You're like fuck yeah, fucking shit up.
Mmm. So super banana.
I don't know if you got ashes but she rolled no lovin.
It didn't show up in the chat here.
Oh, okay, okay. The longest name.
Oh there it is. I put a game-high I just picked
it off of there so I've I'll fix it as an eleven here.
Okay. Like you said, Not seen medios,
unless it's back farther here through some of the stuff.
Oh, me. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Yep, no worries. Haha, did you roll two and I
missed it. If I get a 15, oh, I see it now.
I've got a weapon. Okay, it looks like Warren your
first. I mean you kind of heard some
thing over the torque of another chest farther out that people
are trying to open with a key. X 0, 0, 1. 2 3. 4 or 5.
Six. And that's my movement.
Okay, I guess I'm that's done double your movement to if you
were not attacking so you can you can skip your attacking if
you run. Okay, now I'm just follow down
the hall. Oh, okay.
It will be about her Rush. All right.
And then he said we can that's 25.
Then you said if we're not attacking we can double our
movement. Yeah.
That's the isn't it? Like the dash action or
something like that? Yeah, that's called a dash or a
surge. No Patrick.
It's me there. And another one, my chain.
Will my aura? So I say, oops and I pull the
key up. Oops, again, and all of the
enemy literally armor, just drops to the floor.
What about mommy? Mommy's able to move again
freely. It looks like in the armor.
I wish they were here so I could ask them about what that was
like. Like okay, let's not do that
again. Is there any writing on the
chest? It looks very similar to the one
that you would seen in the other room with the troll, actually.
I don't remember how we open that one.
Do you remember? I think that was a question for
the matter. I wasn't I wasn't there when it
was opened. It was already up in life it up.
Griselda. Do you remember how we open the
other chest? She be duped?
She was when she's driving. Yeah.
But you have your torques I'm just going to turn around and
walk back into the hallway, okay?
Do I hear that in all with you hear what sounds like people
that are just finished brushing your nose slightly breathing
heavy, it seems to be back down where you'd found the troll down
that same hallway. I'm do, I'm tracking to them.
Yd. He does.
What's up? We found another chest, just
like that one in a different room but there's a bunch of dead
things that keep coming to life. Shit.
Except this chess has use nice because it gives us a nice
things. What'd you get?
I'll tell you when you're older early squeak here.
Eat. Um, so we came out Baja, my, we
came out the normal temperature roomed with statue, and if you
go straight, there was a door with a clattering.
Did anyone go down up? Is that where you were?
I only know of this passageway, the one I was just in and then
the one with the stator guarding, it that told us that
we shouldn't continue on that path.
So I guess those are options and less.
Someone knows of the different way out, or in.
I do. So, I'm going to look at the key
again. What is what it is.
The key is the key look like, but on the side looks like it is
still completely intact, but it is of bone.
Presumably something of human size at least because it
appears, as if it were the finger bones of humanoid, Your
that are intertwined with a the smaller bones of your thinking
now that you're looking at, it can maybe it's like your bones.
I don't know. It's really tiny fine.
Bones could be of another you're not sure but it's all like it's
all bone. It looks exactly like a key a
metal key would but with just Bone in place of it's not carved
in any way. It's fashioned almost with like
the ligaments that would have been left over from Creature as
well. and there's no like, pictures or inscriptions, the
And the chest in this room. What is that made of silver?
Hmm. Okay.
Just going to stick the key in my pocket.
Walk out. Hey Waldo.
Actually good. so, I guess I'm kind of Actually, I go ahead and
I need to think for a second. Warren.
Did you open this chest in here? That had the good stuff?
Don't first chest. The one, we got all the stuff
out of mmm. Did I open it?
I don't think I opened it. I think someone else was in the
room. What's one of us did that?
I don't remember it being lat. Was it locked?
I wasn't in the room either, but I don't, I don't think I was the
one that open it, I'd pretty sure it was some well.
I don't think it was locked. I actually think it was Mommy.
Oh well, I don't really care about the other tests to be
honest. I'm ready to.
I feel like we committed to hell.
We're here. Let's do the thing.
Let's do it. Okay, you do.
Anyone ever took out the giant spider statue?
Yeah, that was we should have robbed.
That was the room that we were in that I'm talking about with
the other chest. Or wait.
No. Just kidding.
That unlocked. The room that we were in, right?
Yeah, okay, yes, that is. What happened?
Are we still in combat? Nope.
Okay. wait, what happened, how do we get out of Combat Magic.
I guess you guys wouldn't know but the key when you try and
unlock the other chest, it animates a bunch of suits of
armor. And we've done it multiple times
now. But when you try and take the
key out again, they are no longer animated.
You've only tried that key Right.
Correct. I need you to come to the room
where we are at say that the torque I was just there, but
okay. It's important that you do it
because you've seen the other chests.
We haven't I'm in here. Frozen gold in the chest and
wish for a key to open the other chests and only opened the
chest, no ill effect. Well that is pretty smart.
Does it have to be gold? What do I need?
Hear anything of value gold. Rubies whiskey apparently.
Mmm. Yeah for that fire damage came
from Okay, I'll put you 10 Rupees in that enough.
Is that too much? You should be enough.
I use Sapphires and amethyst. 10.
Ruby's, Josh. so, as you place the rubies at the bottom of the
chest, they just sort of Fade Into the bottom of the chest and
Out of the out of a side compartment inside of the chest
itself. It doesn't seem to actually
appear, like, any of the other items.
It's just, this little, the thickness of the wall inside of
that. Just a little door and it folds
open and there's a key inside of it.
I pick it up with Nate and not with my actual hand and you're
looking at it in front of your eyes, presumably, because it
doesn't do anything to the Mage hand and it is a crystal clear,
Ruby key. Oh, oh sounds expensive.
Yeah, this is cool. So here's what's going to
happen, either this Keys going to work on that test or this key
is to something else. In, we're going to be fighting
dead things again. That's something we want to
risk. I'm sure this trust was awesome.
Either way I'll share with you, dude.
I'm sure the one guarded by armor is also awesome.
Yeah, I bet there's treasure in there and we know that you like
treasure. So wait, if I just get near the
trash, can I sense the treasure? You should try it before we
start seeing double. Have you sense it with his
bosom? Your nipples actually rearrange
themselves and point you in the direction of the treasure, no
divining rods. How that was going to work, but
that's how it works. Now, I have gold are.
Yeah, with your nickels, you get excited.
Just brother your nipple start to get harder, the closer they
get to the gold. Yes.
Yeah. I leave the way to everyone over
to this room and you do get that sense as the chest, as you near
the chest worn, almost on the cusp of Them.
You you say there's treasure in here.
Look how my God one more time for and go stand over there.
I would just like to say, is the chest like identical to the one
in the other room. Pretty mutter.
Is it it? That's what it looks like
visibly. Yep.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna turn to Bob and his troll form and be like,
hey, you should carry me and leap into his arms.
While I serenade you with my kazoo sounds, good mistress.
I will try not to fondle you and walk off with you and with you
being fondled Is Forgiven. Oh okay.
I don't know if he has a performance.
Should we make him? Does he fight?
Or does he just hang around right now?
Oh, he's hanging out. I'm sure he's just hanging out.
Making perverse. Comments does have a Charisma
but it is minus 2 in this form. So yeah, his in the for.
Yeah, he is not not very charismatic in this form.
So he's not also probably very versed with the large clumsy
troll fingers, so his fondling is a little aggressive.
But and he wants to free me. Make love to whoever wants it.
Yep, it's apparently, you're just going to be rough.
Mmm. Okay, I'm gonna put this key in
here. Does anyone have any objections,
slowly? All right, let's assume we'd
like scold or the armor pieces. Then we like, try to like,
restrain them. Yes.
Everyone pick her armor. I feel like if we, what if we,
we put them in a circle. So, whenever they come, they're
all naughty parts are entwined and they're stuck in a not,
whatever they, and they can't get out.
What would get what accident were even doing right now, not
last time we took the armor apart and Scattered Add it and I
think it is returned back to being body.
So one of you but we can whatever you guys want to do.
I say we try and is there a fiery pit anywhere near?
This is hell, I'll say they can't be too far away.
That we can get through without being dismembered ourselves.
I tried to jump that foresight at least a little bit in the
sense that I'd sent you a message the almost at the gosh.
Darn it Zola's is that this armor is immune to fire.
And fire damaged. Immune, I would not know that
from the fight. Yep, exactly.
Yeah. This.
Hey everyone, this armor is immune to fire.
So, I guess that's what happens when the neuron he'll sweet and
fire damage and Fire Resistance. Okay.
I don't have any ice. I have an idea.
I'm going to take out my golden sword and just kind of like
stand it in between like the armor pieces.
Did you say stab it like, no, like more.
Like I'm guessing there's like some separation.
So I'm just kind of like going to like put it down on the
ground and like hold it in between some of the other
pieces. So you're gonna like skewer It
To The Ground, kind of? Yeah, with your sword.
My magic sword. Okay.
There's nothing that visibly happens when you do that.
I mean, well, I mean, Once you turn the key I'm going to wait
for that. Okay.
What if we put it down the hallway?
There's little Outlet. Just give them enough time.
We have we have a person Dan look.
Look, see. And when you put qian if they
come alive then I go Ale they life you take it out.
You said there is some way you open the door with a spider.
Hmm. What if we just took the trust
out of the room and closed the door again?
We could try to lift the chest. That's not really in my forte.
But if one of you strong people wants to lift it be I guess.
All right, get in here. Give me some help.
That is a beautiful cocktail this week.
By the way, Bri by God, Hi. Well, thank you.
Even the droplets of are nicely. Yeah.
It's probably one of my favorite pictures of taken of cocktail.
I can get in here and help me. Yeah, sorry I was half caddies,
the bathroom, cocked O'Connell, lended itself to being
photogenic, that's fair still. Good capture.
So, not just all in the cockpit. Awesome.
Thanks, yeah, gladly oh, so I am planning on breaking cocktails
for the group, this weekend, sweet just like special DND
Cocktails. So you guys still probably want
to bring your own alcohol to get get drunk.
We go get hurt. Yeah.
Ain't nobody gonna drive? So, yeah, if Could bring a shot
glass, that'd be awesome. Oh, Jeff Flint is ready.
So yeah, get on the other side of this chest baccarat and we're
going to try to pick it up and move it out through.
All right, cool will do. I'm watching, we're gonna have
to rush train tracks. Oh yeah, I play the kazoo for
inspiration. Come on, no, whammies, no,
whammies. Imagine that kid from them.
Like huh. Now, you know, you just need to
have a kazoo because that's that's pretty cheap and just
spray painted with glow-in-the-dark paint.
Hey, that would be beautiful with her kazoo.
Is that with Advantage? Let's see.
You would both have Advantage, but I mean you can try and
re-roll it Rollin yes. Please actually do that first.
Oh, and that 20. There might have figured out
okay now that works but yeah both of you have Advantage
you're like but oh and that's actually 28 because I have a
plus 8 to perform it only by mm. So I would I would say I'll just
stick with the 20. Yeah, exactly the 21.
Yeah exactly. So you guys both are instead
though of like Like yeah, this is the best music ever.
You're like fucking shut up and you just lift it up off the
ground. And you're both holding it but
exasperatedly like it is a hefty thing.
It it is. You're both you're both
struggling. I mean, even barash with your
strength, your like Let's move this fast.
Yep, let's go. But right now, I'm just assuming
we're moving. If only you had a big Barbarian
right to try and get us out this, get get this out of here.
For all intensive purposes. It is out of there.
All right. Cool.
I would, I would move it out of there, but there are some
buttons that are on it. That once I move it, I have to
move the buttons and then yeah. Wait.
I might be able to actually. I think I may have grouped it.
I get smarter as I go. You know, sometimes I do stuff.
That actually makes sense. Yeah, I don't know about that,
what? Okay, I don't know if there's a
hernia in D&D, but I imagine that me and Warren got close to
having one. Okay, strong people bring your
muscles this way. all right, so okay, I think computers Frozen.
Yeah. All right, BC.
So what you guys need to do is take these spiders legs and
push, so that like it rotates, you know, like it's on a circle.
That's how we opened the door, okay?
Another strength check. Cool.
I got a nine. I got a 16-0 gonna say does my
inspiration hold from earlier or shall I play against?
It doesn't seem to matter because as you guys kind of grab
on the legs were and you're like but but harass you put your lean
back and after grabbing the front leg and Warren, you're on
the same side that your are on, which is the right and Baja.
She leaned back as Warren's pushing on the other side and it
you almost trip over yourself warned. the spiders spins back
up just slowly just out of the ground so that it's slightly
raised now whereas, before the pedestal was mostly recessed,
And it is facing the opposite direction.
That's not the direction. It was facing before.
That's not the direction. It was facing after.
You guys had opened it. You guys had turned it all the
way facing the other way to open it.
So now is closed. I'm guessing everybody got out
of the room before that too. Was the intent.
Okay. Wow.
That would be Okay. That's should have done it,
okay? I think we're ready to open this
just now. Yep, hopefully everyone got out.
And you need to choose. Just left bothering and then I
went back in and now I can't go back.
I'll get you trapped, okay. I'm trying to fix some other
things here on the Fly. That is one thing that I love
about astral when it works over, the other ones is that I can
edit the map as we go and it doesn't change the view as much
for you guys. Shutting down.
Is that true? No.
So that was a that email. I read that email fully and I
got it. I don't I'm sure some of you
guys did too but basically the like main, I don't know what you
call them, not a president or whatever was leaving astral
though, and there wasn't going to be any more Innovation at
this time. Basically is what they were
saying, but all of the surfaces will be intact.
T' for now is what it what they're doing for a while.
Yeah, exactly. There isn't going to be they've
been, they've been innovating like crazy the last year.
Anyhow, like they're just been new stuff and they've updated
all their interfaces and such as we gone.
If you can remember we've now got like the video thing in
astral from the DM side of thing.
It's been really nice because the searches and All of the
added pieces and parts that they just give give you as a DM to
work with is nice, still 20. Yeah.
Ordered. I put the key in the chest.
Pom. Pom pom.
You don't have the 08. You do have the red key, right?
Okay. So you turn it as if it were
barely locked, it seems like and You hear a slight click.
There isn't even any pounding from the other side of the wall.
Look good sign. We I lift it with major.
Darn, I didn't grab this in here.
I'll bring it. Now, it was because it was,
that's why because it was hidden before.
Had to unhide it and then I could move it, I guess. 10 man.
Just so I can dupe. And the chest it flies open no
problem. And inside you see a familiar
sight of gems gold Platinum. And a varied array of items on
top. I want to know what the item is
there any items that better make me excited?
I don't know his. Usually you see kind of a
scepter a crown and an array of fork similar to the one that
Flint had pulled out, you think and a bowl who a crown.
What if the crown I'll grab the scepter while everyone's excited
about the crowd? Often and go millage them, and
she's gonna like flick her cape and be like, look, I think that
I shall be the one to bring these items because I'm just
gonna roll persuasion. Oh, Which one of us?
Are you persuaded? I'm just putting all of you.
So do we make a role in return? Yes, I would say you would make
an intelligence against her persuasion, basically an
intelligent project and this particular - it was a three,
even if even with my plus 6. Wait, how did that happen?
How did you going to plus 3 or a 3 plus 6?
Because I got two plus five in Persuasion with the, with the
cloak. No, no, I just got, that's not
what we were asking. Were asking how you got a 3X
with a plus 6? I rolled, I rolled a 300.
Okay. Okay, we have a nine.
I said it. I rolled a three, even with a
plus 6. Okay, now now it's making sense.
So now you okay, so her a nine her cloak is it wasn't one of
her best. She tried at 9 but the 70s, as a
12 and Warren was a 15. Yep.
Beautiful tell. There is Zelda. 14.
Yeah, Warren sky. Like I carried chest out?
I'm getting something. And it looks like besides that
Flint is like this, small little person has a nice ass.
Like I said, listen to him taking a nice ass.
That was a cat ass on the screen for a second there.
Yeah. That's what we were all
commenting on about Zelda because that's I'm serious,
Kath. Name.
Oh yeah. Common name for our group.
Indeed. Sorry.
I don't know you as Sarah, who Sarah.
Imagine. Okay.
Muriel Maddie and yeah, I don't know, anyone's real name.
Just just, yeah, just play your names this weekend is going to
be so hard, like what are we going to call each other?
Full that will be dressed in costume truth.
So, besides when everybody else is like hail, no.
You sing your no, oh no, no no, no.
He's like jamming with the kazoo.
Warren picks up the crown scepter and look like as old as
you got the scepter, there is another Warren and I'm gonna
examine the crown with him. The other thing it also where
that was a crown. I'm gonna say I'm gonna ask if
it's not too much bother. I'd like the well sort of Fork
or spoon in the bowl. There were multiple Forks that
look very similar to the fork. You'd pulled out.
Actually, Flint, I would like to ask for all the cutlery.
I oh my God. If they're all magical and they
all activate with the same word. Can you imagine if he puts them
in his backpack and Skype hundred bags?
Just like I just kind of go boom like a puffer fish.
Consumption. And I would love to see that
take all the forks. And the bowls there is one bowl,
but there is a fork for everyone.
But you just like take all of them.
So yeah. So there's a total of nine ten
including yours. Now is what you have of the
forks. And there is a singular Golden
Bowl with no markings on it. And the crown that you'd picked
up Warren is also golden but it has, it is Inset with what looks
like as you're turning it around in your hands.
One of every gem that you can imagine around it basically.
So it's got excellent. The ball rainbow across all of
it. Hmm.
I'll take the bowl already. Assuming you're saying that as
Flint is examining it. yeah, and kind of matches my forks.
I think I'm going to keep I'm going to put the crown on, I
know it's probably a bad idea or not understand investigate.
The crown have identified, maybe we should wait.
Roll against your persuasion, your persuasion versus acid
washes persuasion in that case. All right, cool.
Oh, you should have had me roll against Jess.
Oh my God. What is plus 13?
That's what I have. Plus 13 persuasion.
Holy fuck. That's what I said this group
though, she's the one who does all the trading, right?
Yeah, yeah. So I now also have advantage
against Tradesmen and Merchants, they just spontaneously.
Combust, you just gives everyone hand jobs.
No, she doesn't have to. She just says, can I have that?
And they're like, sure if they just give it to me anyways.
So, yeah, we're in, you're listening to Ash here on your
left, who's closer to you? And your like, I shouldn't put
this on, right, this second Well, hang on.
You can stop warden from putting it on.
But what about what about me? Oh you don't have it in your
hands. Currently foreign has it in his
hands and he was about to put it on.
Gacha gacha. So I don't, I don't know what
your thoughts are there, but that's I'm just describing the
situation Warden. If that's in your possession,
man. I could I could wear for you.
My crown, can I roll an investigation?
Yeah. Connor right now.
It's Lich King powers. Okay, is 16.
So you're looking at it and besides the opulent wealth that
it obviously represents, you kind of get a sense of something
emanating from it. You're not sure what though.
I don't think Powers will tell ya.
I really hope it. It's it like amplifies your
alignment because that would just do fun with anyone else.
But me but I'm crew neutral. It's gonna amplify you all the
way to like pure evil Lich King. Khan it right now, man.
I'll die on that Hill. It's Lich King Powers.
I do have a sword that contains souls in like a treasure chest
piece. So we're going in that
direction. I asked Bob if he recognizes
This Crowd. Let's see what his troll I is
recognized. You didn't exactly percent,
snake eyes and d and d just troll eyes.
He's much more perceptive person for perceptive than he is
charismatic. That's for sure.
Can I call Bob Shrek? Only, if you are going to affect
got Bob's voice. Again, only if you affect the
lifestyle of the onion, good sir.
I gotta live in layers. Yes, I got scales layered on my
body. Does that count?
Warren looks over at Baja Roch and go shut up.
Campbell's. He's like where did that come
from himself? You just get a you get a wink in
a finger gun from troll Bob. And I don't know if that's a
good thing because basically the first conversation I've ever
heard this man say, well, the first couple of scenes, I've
ever heard this thing speak was talking about consensual sex so
I think he's I think that's a move.
Yeah. He a very horny school.
Yeah, it was go with no horn, looks down with the eye that
he's not winking with at the same time and he goes, oh, the
crown is probably, I mean, we're in limbo, right?
Yeah. You're you probably shouldn't
put that on. Damn it.
It's logical powers. Okay.
Don't put it on. Put it on.
Yeah, come on.
A cool, a cool guy would do it. Zoe's the scepter that you're
holding though is also of a gold, but it is seeming to be a
little bit more worn than anything else in the chest and
have a good bit of age to it, as well as having a snake.
That is swirling around on the top of it with two Ruby eyes in
set. So I sees all that up and I'm
like, she picked Apaches, find that would totally have cursed
her by now. So I'm going to put on this
Crown. Yes, my back towards Bob.
And you feel an odd sense. Of almost your perspective shift
as if you're looking down on everybody.
In this situation not only in the perspective sense but also
in the I'm better than you sense.
Now you're have the hottie trait and are also Feeling your
energy, not like your bodily energy, like your health or
anything like that. Like you feel really well and
healthy, but you seem to be more attached to the crown than your
own body currently. Well, look different.
He does not look very smug. I'll be there, tell me this very
pleased and a smug. Please, please tell me this is a
Smeagol situation with a God complex cuz I would get a rager
right now because that sounds amazing.
I am super pumped for this. Am I even in the ballpark can't
give away the ending and otherwise you won't.
To look for it, right? You're killing me.
Josh and fine. All right, I'm it's not Lich
King Powers, but I could deal with Smeagol complex on top of a
God complex. So I'm so tempted to test the
scepter on Warren right now. What does that mean?
Exactly. Do you want to hold it or
something? I'm not gonna do it.
Do it. It's what's the worst that could
happen? Death.
Oh I'm a cleric. I can probably bring you guys
back already. Yeah, we're already halfway in
the literally one foot in the grave.
Well, two feet since we're already here but either way I do
have a calendar active magic sword.
The kind of his works like counterspell exact Warren with
the scepter. Mmm, Jose and Josh walks away in
the background. These fucking people, I swear to
God I was choking on a grape. She's being we have that girl,
Friday to. So what do you do with the
scepter? I'm so done with it, like how
I'm a June. We've had a conversation at this
point and I have my goal. Like, my goal is sorted out and
I'm just like, in like a defensive stance.
Think we probably all were having that conversation where
everyone worried about her ass was like oh the Claire gets
fine. And all of that, so yeah.
So you're just so good. I got I've been sleeping for
like three sessions now you know I got I'm good swinging it.
Adam sure. Okay, but I'm willing something
magical to happen. So I would say roll, do you
have? I don't know if you've added it
to your inventory or not. Yet I think there's a like a
general scepter or something or maybe just like a A stick that
basically be comparable at this point.
Come On D and E has are no Crown thick at this particular point
in time. They'd be it's like a metal rod
you know with a snake attached to it.
What your I wanted to see if it did anything.
Cool. Well, we'll see.
I'm You're swinging it though right now I'm going to name my
crown smug Crown crowd. Yeah.
Does it give the odd sense of it being precious to you Warren has
that stuff sense about gold anyway.
So probably I would say that you're more than attached to it.
Yes. You have a hankering of eating
raw fish right now. It says that said in later after
new tires, at the bottom of a mountain was, what was your role
there solace? 14.
And your AC off the top. My head Warren 16.
Okay. So in that ready stance, you're
trying to hold still, but you kind of flinch out of the way,
basically, just and the staff sales right in front of or the
scepter for sale. The tip of the snakeheads sales,
right before your nose Sorry Force.
Have it. Do the Snake Eyes like this does
anything happen? No nothing visually.
It's anyone investigating staff to make sure it's magical and
not just a gold golden staph. No.
I mean, I know that's probably Go ahead.
Yeah, does anyone know anything about these I go over and look
at the staff and I'm Gonna Roll It investigation, okay?
I want to go to the Borden specifically for Magical things.
I was just going to suggest the Arcana.
Okay. I actually have a plus 5 dark on
us so I'm going to help you too. But I rolled a natural ones and
every morning every night. What was your question by her?
Ash, I want to ask word, I'm gonna hold out my Warhammer and
have him touch it and see what happens.
Who touch it? Have Warden.
Touch it. Yeah, I touch.
It has anything happened. Josh Am I forgetting something
about this war hammer? In particular?
The know I'm basically just tent-like his obsession with
gold the crown and everything. I'm just checking off.
It's not like a King Midas kind of thing.
Okay. To Pieces.
I'm falling. So no that does not happen.
Nothing. Does perceivably happen then.
All right. Cool.
So I this is probably the first time I saw like the actual
Flame. Layman like stuff on his war
hammer and his sword or Shield. So I'm going to say oh you have
a not sword but a Warhammer fire and a shield of fire resistance.
Oh, don't know yet I'm assuming but haven't had a chance to test
it out so we'll see. I heard your name.
One is all this and I see an eight Ash, so you're both
looking at it. Yeah, we're old.
It's probably magical. I mean who's doing this much
time on an item and doesn't cast Magic on it.
What is that? Warren says, let me see it.
You can't touch it but you can look at it from that distance.
Okay. I don't have anything in our
Corner. Yeah.
That's terrible. Roll a regular investigation.
Both would really work. The investigation gives you a
little bit more physicality. I feel like because the Arcana
is you're trying to understand it magically, right?
Like that's what the Arcana check would be and the
investigatively. You're like you're pretty darn.
Sure. This thing has magic but are
Cano eyes. You're looking at it you're like
I don't know how though. Okay, I'm going to keep this
will come back to. It will have Griselda figure out
what it is, but I think it's going to be cool.
What's still in the test? Now, just a bunch of coins and
gems. Yep.
And pearl couple. Pearl necklaces on top too.
Horeb orange nipple, just inverted that entire time.
They are, you kind of control the chest piece to like stop
after a while. Once you find what you're
looking for, I would assume this kind of how it works.
So it like you're looking your you're focused on it and then it
excites you to the point. It's kind of like a hot or warm
or hot or cold situation you know you soon as you get closer
to it and you're focused on it, see ya only with ecstasy.
Yep. This is nipples lactate.
Rob, it never is. Well, people are kind of messing
around with the items. She's going to kind of just been
like scooping the little bits. Roll a deception, but presumably
imix. I'm assuming your intent here is
to do that without anybody noticing really, right?
I don't know if that's the correct assumption though.
We didn't wait bit. Oh 12.
Yeah, if anyone wanted to notice the chest being a.
Yep. Exactly.
I I don't do, it does not care if he does.
Flint Warren and Ash notice, there are sizable amount less
than what was there before when you turned your backs on it.
But you're kind of looking between the Myra and Muriel and
Griselda, even who's standing close by.
Was Muriel in the first room with us when we found the first
chest. Not found.
No, but she did. He get any loot from that first
chest? Did come after the fact to
visit, okay? The chest.
I'm gonna do you were upstairs when she got a special
something. Okay.
You know she got a cloak, I mean everybody visibly saw her put
the cloak on in that room and it's yeah but she didn't get any
of the loop. Although lutein though does
warranty or like an attraction to the staff that Zola's has
only in the Warren Way of its gold and I want it.
It so now like a magical like attraction not so much other
than there is a slight feeling more than your kind of used to
maybe but your don't you don't really notice it that it's an
increased amount that you you're plotting how you can steal it
from Zola's already in your mind.
It's almost a I would basically make it.
I mean, you're, it's becoming slowly worse to the point like
being being smug as well as the all gold is belong to you.
It's a desire that slowly forming.
Do I notice that you're gonna I'm gonna lean into this house.
Belong to me a handful of gold and just like shove it into
Muriel's bag that's just trying to walk away.
Good morning. You have like 10 weapons and
Shields and I have reached boards that's it.
He's a walking are only man like myself.
Um, well you guys were doing that um Mariel, she grabs that
and she is like, Fascinated with that Treasure of desires.
And so she's going to walk back to that the treasure chest
because I'm yeah because I'm thinking like He's like, I'm
confident. I got my nose.
Keep istration. What would love me?
Want me to do? And I need to be stronger.
It's going to go back and from the from what you would gathered
from the chest as well as Ash. I don't know how much you wanted
to say that you shoved in her package, she walked by.
What's this? Let's say like 100.
Gold is what I could pick up put in her bag and you'd also
managed to swipe another like 150 gold and platinum each.
So you gotten 250 golden 100 Platinum, okay?
Just okay, I understand I'm falling along.
I'm also going to start shuffling through the gold in
the chest and trying to start dipping it up into even piles
before people start freaking out.
I just literally start stacking coins and like stacks of 10, of
each coin. I'm going to say Warren is very
his in greet. His greed, has intensified since
he's come to Hell these reasons. But he's also the richest he's
ever has been. So he's kind of like Balancing
that right now. His nipples are just a wrecked
naturally. Now.
Magical enhancement need it. So you're divvying it up and you
probably around. Yeah, no, I don't like that.
Number 6 is 54. What's wrong with 648 of each
golden silver or platinum? Sorry.
Not even silver. There weren't any silver.
Oddly but it then there's some Yeah.
That first one was a role I just like I was like hmmm this is
pretty nifty astral to add this new dice thing that has a visual
of all the dice and then I can just click on it a bunch of
times and add like 9d 100's and get a result.
Looks like we should each get like 92 of each between seven of
us. Mario did take a sizable amount
in the beginning that you were unaware of my mean of who took
it, but yeah. 92 of plateau. Wait till was 648 the total.
Despite what with what she took your after?
What she did. Ask her what she took.
Okay, so yeah. So the seven of us not counting
Muriel should get 92 gold in 92 flat and there are still,
probably let me see here. I'm just gonna do no, not that.
Let's do. Yeah, why not?
This is the richest have this here right now is the most money
I've ever had in any D&D campaign do that.
That's what that's what that's what I'm saying, like my
characters really greedy but he's also the richest he's ever
has and there is no nothing we can do with it.
Probably about them probably about.
I'm just I was just throwing some dice to see what else the
heck. But it was I'm dividing it into
different weird things here but probably like 15 amethyst.
Probably like 20 rubies and continuing on down the varying
gems that exist between In 20 different piles of those.
I'm just trying to. I don't like I don't like real
numbers. Sometimes, I guess.
Is there any bad shit there is in the top of the chest that
coved part seems to be filled up with it somehow?
So like there's probably a good 50 pounds of bat guano in the
top of the chest. Hello, bad shit that I do in
weapons armor, and close. Is there any like black gems?
There were probably about five. Yes.
Does anyone else want the black gems?
Warren says, as he's already picking them up.
I'm gonna take 15 of them very gems and then leave the rest of
the stuff for everyone else to pick through.
So like one of each of the 15. Okay, I'm following you.
So like yeah you can just put that in as 15.
Very gems will figure out what that is later then.
The while they're doing that like, while she's counting up
the gold in the gym that I want to be sitting back side here.
Hmm, examining the bowl that I picked out of the chest.
Okay. And I want to take my original
Fork. And I just want to tap the rim
of the bowl with the fork. Time resets to the point where
Baja and Warren have just closed the door and you're standing
there kind of ephemerally. Because your other, the other
you is down the corridor, you realize before they merge back
up to you right at the standing Point as Zola's unlocks and
opens the chest again. And you guys go through our
you're standing there. I must presuming kind of trying
to absorb all of that flint and have you're looking at everybody
like you guys experienced that apparently, not because you're
standing there slightly a back from everybody and they are
giving up all the treasure again.
Though the bowl, enhance the fort perceivably by about the
20. You can tell because what we
said to foreclose, let 15 seconds.
Yeah. So I can do like a whole half
minute now and more like a half hour is what I do like.
Yeah. Go to okay.
Yeah Power of 20 not funny. Damn again.
I still don't tell anybody about this.
Thank God. We still don't know.
You can travel and I'll wait until time gets to its current
position that we are now. Before I tapped it.
No, I want to try one of the other fork and the same thing
would happen. You would perceive hmm.
You still haven't said no, but now I'll wait until time gets
back to where we are now and I'll just tap the fork off of a
button on my shirt. And it goes from one of the new
ones, not my original one. 15 seconds.
Haha. Put them back in my bag and let
time flow. Is any of you do any of us?
Get a weird sense of something happening that.
We just can't understand, like deja vu or anything.
There's this only a happen to Flint.
Only happens, perceivably to Flint and for everyone else.
There is a weird point where you're like acting kind of
robotically. But don't notice any I was going
to say. What does he look like when this
is happening? He's, he looks normal to
everyone. It just was a little off.
Maybe another No nothing that you could really call him out
for just doesn't seem to be 100% himself.
Was your ass over in the chest? I don't know if we got that far.
There was not, it was Silver Platinum, and gold and a lot of
gems. And a lot of poop, a lot of
assuming you're sitting there carving the poop off the top of
the chest, not all 50 pounds, but yeah, some of it might want
to know how much that is. But so should we try to enter
hell now? It's a shit ton.
That's the way to me as a player.
I forget why you're upset. Bat poop.
Are you as your player asking my player?
Yeah, like Not character player. Well, I needed to cast spells,
but Solace is this looks like a crazy person.
Okay, you need other thing. I know you told us before, but I
totally forgot. Yeah, but I don't think I've
ever said that as Solace, so I just look for poop everywhere.
I'm sleeping. Do you collect our poop?
Maybe you just prepare yourself a boy.
I gotta do the thing and then, you know, just collects it.
It's always been a question for me to like, like, I know we
don't talk about it, we obviously have sleep when we go
to the The room like that's care as Karen.
What if we role-played pooping? See, I have thought about this
and I've never brought it up because I was like this is
unnecessary information for us to think about because the one
thing that really bothers me I was like what a female
characters do when it's that time of the month.
Yeah. And that thought occurs to me
and I've never said it out loud until right now, attack other
player characters for no reason. I don't know, patience it would
be an advantage on persuasion against male characters.
It's that time I do what I want your head to be significantly
lower, I mean, to have my cramps and stuff like that, you have
like an inert, like no magical spell needed of Rage.
Also, for the, for both of them, I can't believe I ever thought
that I want two men strange. Both of those situations as
good. If you guys needed to miss a
session in like, as a role-played character, like I
don't feel so well or I'm gonna go use the restroom, you know,
just the whole session. Yeah.
Sure, that I'm pooping, okay, thank you.
Well, as things you just have to experience.
Yeah. Okay, so back to game, is there
chocolate in the D&D world? Is yours are better be so Jack.
Jack Warren walks over to this place that we've been before in
front of these steps tires. No plans that?
Yes, that tire set. Tire, and I don't remember there
being two of them there weren't there is now a second.
They're kind of chatting between each other and you catch as
you're walking closer before they stop talking to stare at
you, the word and, or phrase, your rhythmic veracity veracity
I cast you rhythmic veracity. Wow.
I kind of inform everyone that there's another guy here now.
and they said a word that I'm going to relay and quiet and Not
try to laugh out loud. Otherwise, they're sitting
quietly on top of the gate because they only see you guys
approaching at 5 10, 15, 20, 25 feet, 30 feet away there.
So they're kind of staring at you can tell, but they're not
saying anything because they would have to sort of yell But
they're staring at you. I want to stare back, Warren is
getting slightly incensed by the staring slightly and said, I'm
going to walk over to Bob and be like carry me again and start
playing my kazoo. And you just hear that both the
set Taylor Tire go. What is the terrible noise?
CI. What do they say?
I'm sorry. I missed that.
It was a man. What is that terrible noise?
I play the kazoo more vigorously.
This is the only place left to go, right?
Just here. Aggravated bleats.
I know we've had this conversation but where does the
gate go? Again, I'm just trying to
refresh my human number. Don't know, I don't think.
Yeah. The theater was like, either
told us not to come in here or said we couldn't.
I can't remember which man if only, we could persuade them to
let us in. Wait, no.
Where did Sasha go? I thought that saucer went down
into hell. No, that was when we are up in
that on top of that, crater, that those land sharks made.
Oh, that's So have they already seen all of us?
You have for the most part, anybody that's come around that
corner. I would say but they're kind of
trying to cover their ears and bleeding.
So disguising myself at this point wouldn't do anything
because half of us have already disrupted their entire day.
Yeah but we've already talked to them once I'm gonna shift my
position and sit on Bob's shoulder and I'm going to stop
playing the kazoo. Hmm.
And I'm going to ask the satires where this goes Rose.
Oh, Milady. Thanks for stopping that
terrible noise. You're in.
Limbo. Technically, currently it's like
the gorge Place Just Before He'll behind.
This gate is Hell. Proper Is this a place that you
guys visit often? Oh you know what kind of bound
here so Sort of a home. What do I ask him?
Now, I'm thinking about the minute.
I whispered this is the torque very lightly so that they can't
hear me. Only my companions can hear me.
They said, what does it, what your real rhythmic veracity is
that thank you. Very good memory voracious
urethra. No, that's not what they said.
No. You read what they said?
Yeah. That's a different kind of
thing. So I see you walked up front in
front of the to satire to Zola's and from that distance.
They can kind of catch a glimpse from under your hood.
To see the horn and is that's going down there.
I don't know if you're flipping your hood back or what you're
doing or anything like that while.
Yeah, yeah I am going to because I think I guess before I even
say anything, I want to see how they React to what I am. and as
you do that, their eyes bulge out of their head a little and
they say, oh, Master. What what are you?
What are you doing? Outside of the gates?
I was actually. So I was on Mission I was just
about to head back inside though.
Could you open the gates for me and my friends?
Persuasion. Yeah.
Yes, I am the primordial sin greed.
Oh, God prime meridian whilst ingria.
Yeah, getting crazy. It's a 19-3 good.
Oh mistress. We'd love to but the your the
make veracity is about to happen.
That's still sound so sexual. Yeah, whatever that is.
I feel like we need to be a part of it, for death or injury that
happens in hell. Every twenty ten months, Do you
know when it's starting at precisely midnight?
Could you tell me what time it is right now?
I don't have my watch on. What is this?
Watch you speak of it. Well anyhow, it will happen at
the highest our of the moon. When it's at its fullest, yes,
it is. We are above below ground that I
can understand that being hard to tell.
It's the, it should be within the couple hours here.
Well, I said watch. I met my wrist.
Sundial we? What?
We actually wanted to see the your rhythmic veracity.
Could you let us have before it starts?
Well, there is there is a way but it isn't this gate if this
gate is open the souls and dead of Hell will Rush forth, and
that is what will happen at your, the make veracity.
This gate will open and the damned will be free. so opening,
this gate would be premature opening.
This gate would let out the souls and the dead all over the
floor. You're really not on our faces.
It's a camera roll. I'm sure that every mortgage
would be great for my sword. I'll be.
We've already got Smeagol here. Make it something else.
Worse just seems to be like a lot of fun at this point.
If they're a smaller door that you may open to let us in know
what? Fuck it.
This is the evil campaign. Yeah, let's just fuck over the
known world and just let all the wait, wait, wait, let's see.
What is the most wise words? Sorry, I didn't catch that.
Actually what was the other entrance that they were speaking
of it was it's actually a lesser-known entrance through
the chamber to. You're just back that it was
guarded by assistant of. I'm a decoy Lloyd with the
chest. Most people only access the
chest of desire and Look behind it to the gate.
It seeks backdoor door? Yes.
Okay. Do I need a key for the gate?
Do I need anything? This is really important to the
boss. You needs this to happen.
So whatever you can do to help us.
I will. Yeah, I will put in a good word
for you if you help us get in at that, time to you hear a bit of
a And above the gate appears not familiar to you but you hear a
cry from Sasha down the hall. Usually my experience just wait
for a set of his head flies off as a Scaly Beast, slides across
the top of the wall and scream use.
Basically, that's heavy death. Wait, well, just going back.
Where was Sasha down the hall? Back towards the chest.
I was presuming to some degree that Sasha was kind of poking
their head around the corner and then kind of hit back around.
And I would say, everybody roll initiative at that point too.
The arithmetic veracity is happening, prematurely from the
looks of it. I still say we just let all the
souls of hell out into the real world.
Because fuck those guys. I think they're coming out.
I think that's happening. All they're coming.
That's all right. Yeah, yeah.
I don't think they're waiting. Oh, that's what the rainbow gems
meant. They're all coming out baby.
Come on, I couldn't get a 20, this time.
We got a fucking 10. I'm coming out.
I want the word to know. Probably can't sing that here.
But he dances across the wall. Good thing that I have used all
my spells. This is great.
No one took a long rest in between.
Yeah I talked plenty of longer us that is but it's very go.
That is fair. Get your healing spells, ready.
All the ready? Big house with the three.
I-10 is looking at bad, this point.
Arashi 13. So is everybody printing out
character sheets for this weekend?
I was just, I was going to use D&D Beyond, has an app on the on
phone, so I'm just going to use that.
Yeah, I was also just going to bring my laptop when you use
that. That's a really good reminder
though because I hadn't even thought about that.
Yeah, if you do, if you do that, that's fine.
I just wanted. I was just curious what everyone
was doing. Because I know I'm going through
and in true entering the initiatives.
Now, for that reason, I downloaded initiative tracker.
Yeah, I've played a couple campaign strictly through the
D&D app so it's not too bad. See you 19 actor that was the
last not Flint. Dang it.
Flint was 13, okay? Yeah, I got to 1514 the
salamander, just like destroy the other guy.
Yeah that's her sexy eyes to the set the set Tire, head flung off
as it came over the wall basically is what you'd seen
before you even seen the set salamander as it came over and
his body, fell to the ground 15 feet to the ground.
Round. So, it kind of Has it too.
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