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Tara. The Hand of Fate tosses, the
dice rolls, spins, turns. A campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that becomes stories.
Stories flow out into the infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the Infinite Sea, dating to myth until myths are
forgotten in the campaign that gave it birth comes again and
again. The Hand of Fate tosses the dice
rolls, spins, turns in the two. We left our adventurers known as
the Shadow Seekers on the fourth level of Hell read after
vanquishing the Phallic maze on the 5th level of Hell inside the
Acropolis. After much gathering their
bearings, learning of the greedy goblin and Ash taking 50% share
in it, as well as a lot of shopping through the city of the
goblins, he learned of Kai Shen, who is the supposed God that
rules over this level of hell and how that all the goblins
themselves pay homage to him. During a visit to his church
they'd struck a couple deals with him, specifically Franklin
in regards to not being able to swear a fealty to Kai.
Shen was in exchanged a book and some astral crystals or astral
diamonds for a couple pokeballs, and then from from there they
started to devise a plan to blow up the the goblin town with
their own ward of dynamite that they'd learned about that they
use usually for mining. But I've I've decided to release
Kaishen of his board of goblins upon finalizing the plan after
stealing everything they need from a local shop and convincing
a lot of the shopkeepers and other city figures to join them
in their escape out of hell, the Shadow Seekers had those
particular goblins filter into the pocket rocket for
safekeeping while setting up the dynamite throughout the town
underneath of it with the help of Franklin's Dire Cricket army
that he's been amassing to blow it up, and successfully.
I was like. Dynamite.
I don't realize it was dynamite involved.
Successfully successfully doing so, though with some hiccups
being that all the items they stole were now cursed as they
left the shop without the shop owner's permissions.
But they'd luckily captured a pimp preacher of Kai Shen, who
they've subjected to many tortures, including cursing
using the cursed magazine that all the items reside in and
using his help to pull them out and hence cursing him with a.
He cannot consciously cost cross running water.
He's now a female and he only takes corporeal form at night.
Improvements so they at hide inside of the pocket rocket
while watching and detonating all of the dynamite and watch
the light show to Tai Shen's chagrin, who immediately
possesses the preacher in his main form after Ezra it off his
hand and laughs at them as the chamber starts filling with
magma and filling every inch of it.
He he he said it will fill every inch of it eventually and if
they don't hit the anvil in the center of the chamber.
Ezra decides to take a chance and jump out of the pocket
rocket, gonging it once and the magma does stopped flowing, but
a huge feature bursts force from it and after after some
debating, Ashe decides to take a walk across the lava and
introduce herself to Ogrimah, another God of tariff, an
elemental one of the ground. He turns out to be real bro, and
in exchange for some cosmic powers and the safe ride through
his purging totally tubular magma surfing, they just need to
take a little ride in one of his orifices.
No. Big.
Deal declining. To know which one that is, Ash
closes her eyes and has Bob talk her through the ride.
They make it through success successfully to the other side
as Okramach. Everybody else is hiding in the
pocket rocket at this point. Where?
Whereupon Ash then exits the orifice and let's everyone know
that they are safely on the cliffs of what remained of the
town, which was just Cliff faces and magma.
Oh yeah. During during the ride though,
Ezra threatened the pimp preacher some more with violence
and not trusting trusting him, but decide decided but Phelan
Phelan was able to protect the the future for future use
hopefully and Ezra took his aggression out on a locked door
which gives way under his attacks on the other side of the
door. Warren and Faust re materialized
to join the party as if they were always there, and they
realized that the metal enclosed hallway on the other side was
made of lead. Ezra uses his enhanced smell the
fall of the trails most travelled in the maze of tunnels
while Vamira checks for traps ahead for everyone.
Vamira notes a minor glyph alarm that had already been triggered
and the Shadow Seekers agreed to start off as at a run through
the tunnels to hopefully make it away from any of the alarming
during During their run metal. Ezra leads the way following the
smell that he was tracking and Franklin asked for uppies from
Mame and commands his swarm to retrieve the two goblin
skeletons to scout a head. Yeah.
As they bolt deeper into the tunnel, they eventually get to a
door which is locked with what looks like no other way to
activate it other than they ship's helm, wheel, or a handle
of some sort. After interacting with it,
Warren and Vermeyer tried to open it to no avail and Faust
says open sesame and a boisterous knock emits from the
door as tries pushing it first to to and before realizing it is
a pool on the door. Experiences a stabbing pain in
the brain. Faust, Mommy and Franklin are
the only ones who don't feel the wriggling in their minds after
that stabbing pain. Ash, Ezra, Warren and Vamira
hear a greeting in their head from Kai Shen who asks for gold
from them as the coins disappear after they hold it above their
head. Franklin casts locate object on
the coins and it points the Shadow Seekers to a familiar
church where Warren and Faust were already walking towards and
be. The coins re materialize over
top of a wishing well it looks like before crashing into its
waters. Ezra bolts directly to the pimp
preacher who who greets them for the shadow seekers Upon entering
the church with a repeated call to the pimp preacher of lunch
lunch lunch before unhinging his jaws and swallowing half of the
goblin legs first screaming into combat.
Just as a quick summary for you guys, for the what was going on
in combat there, the Oren had used his flame sword dispatch
most of the goblins. Franklin with Ash's help and and
Faust's help I believe as well was attacking the flaming statue
which Ash actually has banished currently is holding banishment
on and will reappear on your next turn from the last time.
And Bob learns to after talking with you Ash, that he can't
inhabit the statues as they seem to not be able to be vessels to
hold souls and he needs something that can hold a soul.
And for Myra and Ezra, you were trying to beat down one of the
stone statues and realizing that they require magical damage to
affect it. Acid and we're starting at the
top of the order with Franklin going first and follow directly
behind. Besides a bunch of goblins that
are fearing you. It would would have been Warren,
but it's Ash. So Warren pops out of existence
and damn it, you pop it. You pop into existence inside
the pocket rocket with a whole bunch of things that you don't.
You recognize the pocket rocket, but there's a whole slew of new
living beings in it that you weren't ready for when popping
back in. Mainly goblins.
They seem to be on the upper levels, though seems like
setting up some sort of top. They they there's occasional
mining it sound sounds like and reorganizing of space and and a
bunch of chatter and goblin basically along with the dire
cricket population has seemed to increase over in the bath
chambers. So those are the main big
changes that you're noting besides also too just a general
probably stink about the place now.
Yeah, I I figured I'd let you have that those tidbits.
I don't know if you've muted because I didn't hear a
response, but it is your turn, Franklin.
Oh sure, I mean, if you want to finish doing stuff in the pocket
rocket, you're free to. But if it's my turn, I'm
wondering who's this person next to me?
That's Hammett, but he's not actually there.
He's inside the pocket rocket. I just wanted to give him some
sort of. You want to pull him down?
OK, so there's no all right, So there.
All right. I just want to make sure there's
no allies within XP of me. Is this thing here an enemy?
I didn't see a ping that time, sorry.
It's like to the north of the room.
Oh oh. Oh, I wasn't zoomed out far
enough. No, that that is just a pedestal
that the statue was standing on though.
It's it's just. Now it's here.
Yep, correct. Am I within melee range of this
thing? I don't think so.
Can you walk? Not not the melee range that I
would know of for you to have. The squares are light.
You are in in that square. If you use the ruler, you can
kind of see. But and feet, yeah, so he's just
on the edge. But you right Remind me which
things are frightened of me 'cause I can't remember if this
thing was. Don't.
No, that definitely is not. As you've noted before, it does
not seem to be frightened, but this?
This whole group of goblins, the door here are Brighton W that
is, and they look a bit different than the other
goblins. Just just to keep that in that
that that representation isn't intentional.
If you need any more, they kind of remind you of the door
goblins that exploded the last time you attacked them.
I hate door goblins. So Franklin, astride a giant
dire cricket, now with a shield and sword much like a knight in
his form of dread, will use his action to cast Vampiric Touch at
level 4 upon himself and he will move towards one of these small
little goblin babies. Well, they're within range and
he will swang. Maybe that one, whatever.
What happens when you touch yourself?
Let me touch. Myself.
So he Franklin at this point is in his form of dread.
So he's a full skeleton monster. I will bonus action first cast a
cloak of flies so 5 feet around me now is swarming with insects
so everything that touches 5 feet around me will take poison
damage unless it's my allies. Then I pull out my black book
polka dots and I will speak a dark language now say and I will
glow a further dark blood red color and leap from my cricket
onto this goblin full feral mode and as my melee attack he
attempts to devour this creatures like throat like it
goes for the throat. And everybody will shit their
pants. Really.
So it is a + 10 to hit. It I'm seeing a 27.
Where was the 27? Oh hey look at that, I thought I
had to roll again. Never mind.
So just casting it let me hit. So 27 to hit, because I am in,
because I'm in my form of dread, I get to add an additional die
of necrotic damage. So it'll be plus 1D6.
Only one. So what is that 131415 damage,
right? And then I heal for half of
that, which will be 7 or 8. You're you're make.
Just to be clear, you're making this on the goblin, right?
Yep. Well, only he.
I guess I'll go for the big guy because I don't I don't really
know how that works. So you moved closer to the get
to the big guy, which I already seen.
That's why I was clarifying. So if you if you're attacking
the big guy, they make sure again here, I think that I'm
pretty sure that would still hit.
Yeah. And yeah, that still does does
the damage and everything. OK, so you said something about
5 foot range. That was my one of the other
reasons I was asking. I'm I'm not seeing that in the
vampiric touch regain hit points.
It's a melee attack. Form.
OK, so that's why you're. Saying, I think you said.
Oh OK so that's a separate thing.
So I use bonus action to class cast cloak of flies.
So anything that goes within 5 feet of that will make AI think
it's a con save. Let me check Cloak of flies.
Once per short rest 5 foot aura, a creature that starts its turn
will take 5 poison damage there. So once it.
Starts they they have to OK, which will immediately follow.
But just to clarify, so you are attacking the big guy?
Yeah, sure. OK, so for that too that would
still put those 3 goblins that are closest to you basically in
that range as to how I'm reading the map currently.
Yeah, I've got multiple levels of aura right now, so once their
turn hits, we'll have to go through it.
It'll be immediately following your turn, like I said, so
that's first damage this guy is taking.
But you see it, it are. So are you still going try to go
for the throat? He's pretty tall.
He's like at least 20 foot. No, I mean at at that point I'm
just running up and like gnawing on his like chin.
The Achilles right on the chin. Like a little.
Chorea and that is a total of. So it's 15 necrotic damage.
Oh, OK. And then I heal for half of that
+8 from my life cleric ability so you see some. 16 Some of the
The stone around where you're biting start to appear as if it
had been weathered under a very long time, as you're gnawing and
doesn't it doesn't react, doesn't seem to care itself, but
you can tell that you've done some physical damage if nothing
else. I heal bonus action action.
That was bonus action action. My cricket will use its attack
to attempt to bite one of the goblins on the ground.
The ground? Oh, you just mean like closest
to you? Yeah, there's one closest to me.
I don't know if that's going to roll.
Did that roll? Yes, I see a 14 that does not
hit. Oh, big boys, OK.
So Ferdinand bites at them, but it it doesn't, he gets like a
chunk of their hodgepodge metal armor in in his mouth instead.
Gross, that will be it. But I do heal for one D6
maximized at the start of my turn.
So over the course of my turn, I heal 22 HP naturally and then
from siphoning from this guy, please, I am the tank.
All right, that's my turn. OK, so then it's the goblins
turns. I have them all going at the
same time here. They need to roll Constitution,
I think we said, and there was. Another yeah.
So the one within 5 feet automatically takes 5 poison
damage. Wasn't they didn't even have to
make a a save or anything. Nope, not for that one.
There's three of them that take that five, you said 5 damage,
those three automatically take it.
Then with that you see under their armour, their skin getting
a little bit more ragged, hanging loosely off of them,
bagging, bagging up around their different areas as if it's
attacking from the inside. All of them within 10 feet that
are frightened of me cannot move.
Their movement speed becomes zero and they take three points
of psychic damage and then that's it.
Is it 10 feet? I'm just going to double.
That's the green aura. OK, so that's besides those
three that already took damage. It's three more it looks like.
Yeah. OK.
And then that's that's all of it.
You said psychic damage just. 3 psychic damage.
OK so besides them withering and wilting, those closest to you,
they all grab. They can't move, but they all
grab their heads and scream in agony.
Nice, and then here's the tax for it if you would like it.
And that's my turn. I turn to the others.
Double thumbs up. Come on guys, everyone with a 10
feet of me gets a + 5 to their saving throws.
Oh. Yeah, why are we throwing it?
So yeah, that's their turn since they they, they definitely don't
want to attack you and even the closest ones to you that are
taking the most damage are just like, please spare us screaming
through their agony. Yeah, we'll.
Do we'll serve you. Party mark for lunch.
It's too late. But Ash, it's your turn.
OK, I'm still. Holding with concentration right
now, yes, it passed me. It was up to concentration or
one minute, or was it just one minute let.
Me. Go back.
Let me. Just double check that with
Faust after the stone golems. Here, yeah, Concentration up to
one minute. Oh, it's not or it's
concentration up to one minute, Yeah, so.
If I can hold my concentration for the full one minute, he
stays. Oh, he stays.
Is that that? The rest of the text says.
No, it says concentration up to one minute.
Hold on, let me. Did it go through?
Sound like something came through?
A roll came through, but not the.
Next, I didn't roll anything. Who's rolling?
It's not your turn. Maybe I got the.
Wrong button. There it goes.
Rolling, rolling. OK, taxi barrels, rolling.
Roll back. Still ends, at which point the
target reappears in the space. If the target is native of
different ends before one minute has passed, so it even says
though too. If the spell ends before one
minute has passed, the target reappears.
So I'm going to continue to hold concentration.
No, I'm saying that the one minute has passed, is what I'm
saying. It's it's it's in the duration
limit. Even it says that part that you
were reading for the duration is.
Concentration up. To one minute, no, it's yes,
yes, correct. And it has been ten turns in the
sense that Or are you counting one turn as 6 seconds for
everyone? I mean, that's your
distinguishing thing. I think standard is. 1.
Minute is 10 rounds. Yeah, 'cause everything is
happening all at once. We're not like, you know, like
doing the, like, dance pose where we're ready to fight.
Someone does their thing, and then the next person does their
thing. No, I think you're right.
I've I've I've misinterpreted that on a on a couple occasions
and thought of it more of like 6 seconds.
When you say turn, say see a turn is somebody's turn, a round
is is the whole 1. Round is 6 seconds, yeah.
So what? So yeah, one round is 6 seconds,
but I think that that's that's where the terminology gets a
little confusing. Wait, I thought it was.
A round, a turn. Yeah, one, one.
Yeah. What?
Yeah. No, one round is 6 seconds, so
it'll be 10 rounds of for a minute.
Yep. So we'd all have to go 10
different times. This is the first time that it's
gone through after you've vanished, so it you can still
hold it currently. Banishment is OP to get like a
big bad out. So you, you were describing the
room earlier and you said there was a second story or was there?
It goes up. Pocket Rocket.
It goes, oh, yeah. If if when you if you're talking
about tonight, yeah, I was talking about in the pocket
rocket, how there's multiple levels in the pocket rocket.
OK, so I still want to get to this door over here, right?
You have to go through some goblins, but you can.
OK. So I think I'm going to be able
to do that. Those goblins are like shitting
their pants at Franklin, right? Yeah, so.
They're like these different problems.
I have to question with that specifically is you're here, are
you taking this path, you know, over the molten metal or are you
going around? See, I was thinking about that.
I was like, should I go this way, like around the corner?
Or should I go like this way and like vault over whatever this
beam is or under it? Yeah, you could go over it, but
not under it. It is a hunk of rock and metal.
It seems like of a different sort as it's not melting with
the other metal that's in there, obviously, but it's acting as
like it. It can tilt back and forth up to
the higher level where the bigger pool is.
And when it connects with that, it'll bring some of the molten
metal from the main pot over to the through.
So it's it's kind of like a teeter totter in the middle of
those two things. OK, so I'm going to go this way.
You can go your way. Right here or is.
The cricket taking up these Fort wheres, I believe the cricket.
Yes. Cricket you can be you can be in
the same square as a as a compatriot because.
You get real close. Yeah, Franklin.
Holds on his hand. Jump on friend I.
Do I jump onto the cricket? The cricket likes it.
I jump onto the cricket and not sitting down to trying my best
to stand on top of it. I am going to cast acid splash
at this thing right here, this leg holding up the bucket to
attempt to get the molten metal to flow out over the goblins
that are just standing there. And it is not a concentration
spell. Or it's going to be lava you.
Guys still need to spell that as a bonus action then the only
other spell you can cast. Trying to see if there was any
that. Didn't take any kind of
concentration and acid splash which is a cantrip so I can use
it multiple times I. Guess any spell cantrip.
OK, so you can OK, that's what I was trying to find out from see
what other people were thinking here just quickly because we
actually haven't run into that. I don't think we're you're
trying to hold concentration and cast another spell yet.
So yeah, it looks like you can do that.
So you do, you do the thing you got verbal and semantic.
Yes, I, I, I jump up onto the cricket.
I'm holding on to Franklin while standing on the back of the
cricket and I'm just like I hope you burn your little shits and I
summon up an orb in of green goo in my hand and I flob it over to
this leg holding up the bucket. OK.
The only thing that has me roll is damage and I got 10.
And I see a your dice check on there too of 17 so and you in
hurling it, it says you hurl. So yeah, I would say just to see
if you hit your target. Performance.
Well, most most objects have a base base 10 AC for like
objects. Unless they're made of like
higher quality. Yeah, not as.
They measure up the other side of a barn.
Not asking for that, asking more.
So I was trying to figure out what to have Ash roll to make
the attack because it doesn't specify isn't.
It just a melee attack. I guess not.
I would say that's, well, that's what I was thinking.
So you'd make a a weapon attack, which is.
Target. Oh wait, the target must secede
on a deck. Save What?
It's an Indian right now if you look.
At the spell itself, it's a deck save from the from the target,
but obviously. Don't worry, we'll wait.
Yeah, it also. Is.
Says though, too, that it was a throne thing.
So you hurl a ball of acid, right?
Yeah, That's the thing that I'm. I'm hanging on to there at
least. Which again, we don't have a lot
of people. Objects.
Yeah. And usually an object itself
when being thrown has its thrown capabilities with it, which you
have a dagger, right? Yes, yes I do just.
Have a user spell attack just. Just throw a.
Dagger with your spell modifier, which would be your your your
plus up at the top there. OK, so oh shit, which one is
this? OK, here we go.
This plus 10. OK, 29 definitely hits. 20. 9.
The and the leg of the the bucket fails its Dexterity
saving throw. Unless you guys want me to
really roll it. I mean, it, it's, it's a
stationary object. I'm going to say it doesn't have
very much dexterity. Is it sentient?
It's going to, it's going to do it with disadvantage too, yeah.
'Cause it's alive of. Of the five.
Fear in this moment. Yeah, the the leg felt pretty
sturdy before this, but now questions all things with
reality and then thinks why is it even thinking at.
All before it. Helps away.
Technically it could do weird quantum thing and let the object
pass straight through it, but I really want to interpret it that
way. There's a non 0 probability that
anytime 2 objects come in contact they'll just pass
through each other. Just saying.
Yeah. I mean, if it rolled a net, if
it rolled a net 20, I might have considered that, but it did not.
It rolled A5. So it melts away.
Bye. The ore that it is made of is
just bubbling and boiling and sleuthing down itself.
Does the bucket give way? Let the bucket hit the floor.
Yes. Let the bucket hit the floor.
That's.
What the goblins are going to sound like.
Yeah, perfect. Oh yes, but how much does molten
metal do to goblins that are not?
Washing a. Lot I stepped in that.
Sounds like. It's a lot.
This room is yeah, this room is going to get a lot of new
statues, but I'm. Here, OK, so we'll just say that
it has a decent amount of like we'll we'll say like 30 hit
points because. Oh, were you just trying to do
like math? Yeah.
I was like how much so you you ate through a goodly portion of
it, but it still seems to be able to hold the pot as it is
we're at 50% yeah the the engineers must have used a good
safety factor Anyways, moving on I'm.
Real serious. How are you?
Darn you, engineers. Seeing.
Engineers, and they're fucking optimizing.
Leg beam. Healthy engineers.
But still standing, and I'm going to roll.
I'm going to give a bardic inspiration to Franklin right in
front of me. And I was like you, horrific
being of nastiness. Destroy these little peasants
and get them out of our way. Oh.
I will I nuzzle in as I receive the inspiration.
As you're glowing, Really. Gross.
Fucking yeah I'm. Covered in I'm covered in like
stone dust because that's what I was eating.
When you have a swarm of insects around you.
Yeah, swarm of insects glowing, Yeah.
And I just like. Leaning, but to you it feels
safe, like a + 5 to your savings rows.
Just like, Yep, we're in hell. I'm totally vibing with this.
This is totally fine. Is that your turn there, Edge?
Yes, All right. Oh, I would like to.
Re like I'm still standing on the cricket.
I'm going to take a seat so that I am more firmly seated on the
back of the cricket and then that'll be my turn.
Does the stone go outside? Brings it.
Yep, readies it's large blunt object and swings it down.
Wait, no, are you still hang? You're still hanging on to him
too, aren't you? I am.
I'm on his face like what? On rice right now.
Yeah, yeah, he's still going to try and take a swing first with
a 16. Mash his own face in.
Does not hit. Does not hit.
Please tell me. He mashes his own face in.
He's done that already. Yeah, he has.
Yeah, with A7, yeah, he hits himself.
Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
Oh, that was a good chunk, too. You see, he doesn't hit himself
in the face. You see him kind of miss because
he's kind of trying to reorient himself, trying to, you know,
try to get you off to an angle that makes it easier for him to
hit himself. And he punks himself in the
chest, basically leaving a solid crunching sound behind.
And a dent in the middle of it too, with 25 damage.
Oof. Seeming to slowly learn, he
tries to reach up to grapple you.
Oh. Contested athletes.
Ezra's happy. Yeah, you better be happy.
Did you get your role? With a 21, I'm always happy.
With a natural one it is not. You just.
You just, you must be in just a way obscuring his view that he
can't quite get the depth perception to see where you're
at and misses off balances actually, and flips on his back
and slides down the stairs, laying on his back now prone.
I don't have to be reckless. I don't have to be reckless.
That's gonna be great. Keep him down.
Oh, y'all see Ezra? He he looks like he's having the
time of his life right now. Well, the parts of you that you
can see if the statue is mainly the legs from the inside, but
you do see Ezra falling down with the statue, possibly
through the open doorway. That was this.
That has to be down here. I can imagine it's loud.
Yeah, it's at the bottom of the steps now.
Yeah, this is the one that fell, that fell down.
OK, cool. I was making sure I was thinking
of the right statue that's prone.
Yep, that was the one you were trying to attack before and
couldn't really do. Yeah, because do.
Shit, I mean, yeah, I can't do shit again, so the stone, but.
The magic stabby stabs instead of.
Yeah, I need to go. Shopping.
But I'm. A guy now.
Mid battle Hira's just like I need to go shopping.
Everybody else's, yeah. I'm going to get what I want.
Going to get what I deserve. Shit.
Ezra's thinking Lunch, lunch, lunch.
Oh, that's why. OK, yeah, that was a Nat 20 to
try and hit Franklin at from the other stone statue.
I don't even give a shit bro. Come at me.
From the other stone. Oh, from the one that's next to
me. Correct.
Yeah. So that was trying to see here
and understand what the roles were that came through now that
OK, SO3D8 and 3D 8 since it was the Nat 20.
OK, I see what they did. They doubled the damage there,
but they did add those two together.
I thought I was making sure of before I said a whopping 39
damage. Oh.
You can survive, Franklin can't believe in you.
Yeah. Franklin just recently gained
how many levels? He's got the hit points.
He's fine. Yeah, I I mean in one turn I
regained 22. So I got I'm alright.
I had temporary HPI, still have 85.
We're in the game. Don't worry, Ezra will be with
you momentarily. It's fucking fine.
We got it. Gather rod friends, comforting
Shields of death. I feel so safe and warm.
And it readies, readies a second attack, but then looks to to
pause there in that ready position before its eyes glows.
You hear a click, click. And both you and Ash and I guess
Ferdinand make a Wisdom saving throw for me.
Did. It take the automatic damage on
the start of its turn. Oh, no, thank you for the
reminder. What was that?
The the three. 55 Poison. 3 Psychic.
OK, so 8. Don't forget your +5 Wisdom
saving throw. OK, and I also get a + 1 from my
cloak. Oh no, wait.
Hooray. Yeah, I get a plus one from my
cloak too, so I have a plus. Actually here.
Just hope you can read into this well enough.
But basically on your turn your aura does seem to.
You said it was psychic and chronic, right, Franklin?
How are you in fucking damage poison?
Nope. Oh, it was poisoned.
Poisoned in psychic. Oh, it's it's 10.
Three points of psychic damage within 10 feet.
Five points of poison damage within 5 feet from my swarm of
insects. Yeah, you see those insects that
are trying to spread their poison splatter on the side of
it, just no physical damage as well as he does not wail in
agony like the goblins that were caught in the psychic portions.
Bitch. How dare you defy us?
Die like you should. I turned it on the other.
Oh wait, it's not my turn. They know how to turn them off.
I could spare you if you turn. Those wisdom saving through a 7
and a 21. So the seven you feel you're I
don't. Know if that makes a difference?
Oh, thirteen. Yeah, 'cause I have a + 5.
From Franklin and then a + 1 from.
Beautiful. It does not complete the save
though, with the 17 being the DC.
So you yourself, I don't know if you have one for Ferdinand as
well that you want to roll there Franklin still, but you made it
at 21. The Wisdom save you feel both of
you almost as if you had walked into Jelly for a second.
And everything seems to speed up around you for just a smidge.
Let me see if I can display this.
Yeah, it might be just easier to just do this.
Link. Wait, I can probably go.
Oh, I can. That's displaying like
everything though. Probably.
Huh. Oh, no, but just displayed his
picture. OK, thanks.
That's so helpful. It's cool.
Yes, he looks nice. Quite.
Tapper got to be broken. That was what that was for
though is it's called slow. Since you failed, you can't use
reactions. Your speed is now halved and so
can't make then one more than one attack on your turn, even if
it were a bonus attack. In addition, the target can take
either an action or a bonus action.
Yep, I already explained that these effects last for one
minute. A target can repeat the saving
throw at the end of its turn, ending the effects on itself.
So that was its turn, with Faust now and Ezra on deck.
Get them, Faust, get them. Tell it.
You still have a Faust, right? The house I.
Muted myself because I didn't want to be talking to my wife
and interrupting y'all. Hi.
So let's see, we still got two of these statues here.
Yeah. Once proud of getting the crap
date out of it, don't worry. Yeah, one of them is prone down
a set of stairs. On the outside where you find
yourself in the middle, you could.
You could probably get line of sight on either though,
considering that you're very much in the middle of the room.
I'm good. Yeah, I'd like you to be good
and focusing the same target as everybody else.
So I'm going to come to where I can get line of sight and we're
just going to keep doing what I've been doing cuz it's kind of
the only thing I got that can hurt these little bastards.
Magic Missile. Huh.
Or not so little bastards. Yeah, not so little bastards.
Then again, last time I cast Magic Missile, all it did was
three damage. So no, it was 6 damage.
Sorry, didn't minimum. Yeah, we'll, we'll we'll just
play that game again. What could go?
Wrong. All right, so. 9/11 damage.
Yeah, around supposedly, considering the direction it
fell on its back and with Ezra perched on its chest, more or
less now grabbing for the throat is to what I've been picturing,
at least. The blasts hit just below you.
You hear? I think there were three, right?
These are 4, yes. They're supposed to be 3.
OK. And then chunks of stone shower
you, Ezra. No.
So no damage or anything but that that that hit it still.
It still seems to be twitching under your pause, though.
I don't know if that was all you got there, Faust, or if you had
any. Quickly all I got, I'm level
like half these guys. My kit is limited.
No worries, I don't know what I'd be sure before before I pass
the turn. I'm all right reacting for
counterspell if it ever becomes. Relevant.
It's the pro I do smash. Yes you may Ezra, as it is your
turn with mommy on deck crit. Crit This thing can die a
horrible, painful death. I just got to get to my thing,
right? No, not that.
That. Yeah, that's what it was for.
You have an only crit setting on because it seems like Ezra's
real good at those. He's loving life right now.
Let's see, he's doing math. Probably makes most of his
money, only crit. 171738 damage of acid as his claws are still
coated and going nuts. OK, you are holding on to.
Do you want to tell me how you're doing this because you're
also killing it. I have something in mind if you
don't. Oh no, Ezra's taking his claws.
He's digging straight to the throat of it and he's shredding
and ripping and just kind of like spreading his fingers apart
to just RIP the throat clean out of this thing as ass just burns
deeper into it. And you get all the way through
the other side with your claws and with a chunk of stone that
kind of looks like a trachea ish comes out in your in your maw.
Your claws make to the stone pavings underneath and the head
rolls down the last step and away from you as it stops
tweaking. How far away is the other guy?
Like more than 45 feet away from me.
Yeah, probably. I don't.
Yeah, I don't know exactly how far he is away.
Can check here in a SEC. Stepped away to get myself a
drink be. Able to measure it.
Measuring check, you got it. Who are you trying to measure
to? I'm trying to go to the guy that
just hit you, Franklin the. Other stone one.
Yep. Let's see you here.
I forget how to measure. So that's 65 feet.
But I was figuring something along those lines.
Sadness. Can still run up on it and be.
Intimidating. Wait, can I This is where an
extra you know, just a dip in into rogue will allow me to the
bonus action dash because I have 45 movement.
I still have a bonus action. Let's see 45 will get me within
it. Would I'm going to use all my
moves feed and in route I'm going to pull out my axe and I'm
and when I get to the point where I can't go no further as
far as running, I'm going to hurl my axe clean at that damn
thing. OK.
And your movement's 30. 40. 5:45 That's right.
I'm like a bonus action attack. No, I still have my.
I still have my extra attack. Thank.
You. Oh, nice.
That's right. No, no, Barbarians have attack,
extra attack and there's bonus, but I can't do anything with a
bonus right now. To move that guy for a second
before I can move you. Oh sorry, what do we say here?
35 is so 3045 so you get like right there.
And I'm just inside the throne range.
Anybody got any buffing? Yeah, you're in Died of.
No, you're not quite inside of Franklin's OR yet, but that was
saving clothes anyways. I threw a backhand hand out.
Calm, I'll protroke you. I think you're not slow down,
it's just Ash. Yeah, I don't think a 14 will
hit this guy. You throw in the axe.
Yeah, through the axe. Clean at him.
Does 14 get him? It does not.
Sadness. OK, you have a more or less
clean, clean line of shot too. There's a dead goblin at your
feet. But so it wasn't that.
There's a dead goblin at my feet.
Yes, there is. Bonus actually eat the goblin.
I need his head. Keep his head.
Need the head. Pardon.
So you struck the axe after with with stone still hanging around
on your on your muzzle and the falls of hits half first on the
creature and it doesn't do anything and falls to the
ground. Sad.
You start sniffing at the goblin at your feet.
I'm guessing because I didn't think you had another bonus
action attack or anything like that either.
Unless you're actually attacking the dead corpse.
No, all I all I have is the attack.
I have the attack a regular action.
I have my extra attack which is what I used to throw the axe,
but I am going to use my bonus action to eat that goblin.
OK, starting from the feet, I'm guessing again.
Whichever part's hanging up highest hanging up I what if it
it if? If he's ass up, it's getting
going, getting eaten ass first. If his head's up, head first.
Whichever part's hanging up high, I'm not.
Real. Sure.
Flat on the ground. He is.
Oh, there's torso and it's torso.
Rick, you concerned me. He just wants the cobbler to
ask, don't you? As.
For Eats, Ask confirmed. You'd think you'd go for like a
liver like the most like nutritious part.
And it's part it's. No butt hole.
He says the ANS isn't. The easiest way.
To it has been a sweater. If there if there was a feat for
swallow hole I would take it. Unhitch that jaw.
Go for it. Make it your custom skill.
I yeah, I can't. I'm hinging your jaw.
I can't make my mind think of anything else.
So yeah, you're starting with the S anyways.
You are. That's right, you don't have
toilet paper and we're just going to look at you with a
goblin in his mouth going what? Give me that look of like side
head, side head, tails. Going what?
You take the. Brogue like Grogu and Grogu
still like frogs and the Mandalorian.
That's the exact look. Oh.
I'm guessing that's your turn then there is that's.
All that's all. That's all I got.
Ramen goblins. All right, so if I recall, yeah,
I'm at like the doorway, right, 'cause fuck this room, 'cause it
gives you headaches, right? You you, you guys made it out of
Do you see yourself? So I'm not looking at the map, I
don't have my. Yeah, right.
I do. I have my D&D Beyond character
sheet, no. Worries.
Yeah, no worries. So I can like attack things.
So if there's is there anything close to me for me to attack or
within 100? And 20 people are also still
under your invisibility cloak, so nothing has seen you yet.
Accurate, but you are stick attack.
The reason I asked was just before I went into a
description, but I'd kind of forgotten what we'd said earlier
already, which is you guys made it outside of the metal hallway.
Had that headache, as you're calling it there and stood
before a bridge that led to the right over a pit of magma and to
the north was the church. Everybody else walked towards
the church. You were just outside of the
door that you guys pulled open, and we're standing not too far
from the beginning of that bridge that let off somewhere
else. Well, I feel like I'm not going
to. Inside the church.
Yeah, yeah. So I feel like I'm not going to
go anywhere as long as battle is happening, right?
I don't want to go in the room. I am like very much opposed to
going in this room that causes headaches.
Like I know there's bad juju, but like, I'm also not going to
leave. So I swear my range is further,
but if there's anything within 60 feet of me, is there anything
within 60 feet of me? No, not not to attack.
No, unless you're attacking the bridge bridge for unknown
reasons. Should she attack the bridge?
Should they attack? I think she would have seen Ezra
wipe the floor with the stone guy.
You would have you would you would have seen Ezra landing.
It looked like more or less on top of this large stone statue,
ripping its throat out and its head rolling away as he ran back
inside, with Faust standing at the top of the steps, launching
those couple of magic missiles. Gotcha.
OK, well if there's nothing immediate for me to attack, I'm
still going to hang out. You know, just in case shit hits
the fan and I can jump in and help.
But besides that, I think I'm just going to hang out.
Thunder mounted cloak could do in the sneak.
Sneaky, sneaky. Flint and then Vomira.
I know Flint, you're inside of the Pocket Rocket, but I'd
wanted to give you at least a chance to do whatever you're
doing in there. I imagine I would wake up from
quite a very relaxing sleep. Yeah, yeah.
More or less it it it is a that sensation.
More or less. The last thing you kind of
recalled was going to sleep after drinking some Green Goblin
slushies. Falling into a little coma?
What? I've seen mommy go through the
portal. The You mean outside to get to
leave the pocket rocket? Yeah.
No, she they are. They've been outside of the
pocket rocket this whole time that we've been talking.
I'll just flip my torque. Calm Dick.
So how's everybody's day? Don't you have a Torque for the
Good campaign? No, he's in.
No, wait. Did you guys?
Switch. Flint and Hamilton flinched at
one of the switched at one of the eurythmic veracities.
That's right. That was like one of the a
while. That was a while ago now.
It was like one of the 1st. Switches.
Yeah. That's why we have hammock.
Treble switch not bad, how about you?
Oh, right. This.
Say hello to everyone, my little turtle friend.
I'll talk to you later. Add a turtle.
Goodbye. So a dune?
Would you happen to know where everybody went?
You're I could talk to currently talking and.
You can talk to a dune. I don't.
Know oh the good torque. Trying to think of even who's on
the ship right now and what's been going on, but you're
they're, they're drunk as fuck. They're not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's drunk and not on a
dune. A dune's been cooking and she's
been slaving away, right? Remember.
Yeah, Aduna might take a nap. Oh no, wait, isn't.
No, no. Maybe it would be on a.
Range. But yeah, maybe it would be on
the ship you are, Hamilton. Influenced body inside the
pocket rocket of the evil campaign.
I know I'm getting stuff mixed up.
Too. Understandably so you're you are
if you're if you're talking through your torque, it's
probably coming out of I because you kind of directed it to
everyone. So it would have come been
coming out. Wait, who has who has your
torque, Franklin? Franklin has an evil torque.
Rural has no torque. I have OK, that's good torque.
That's who's responding. That's right.
So you would get. You would get Matt the wizard as
well responding to you, and you would get Why can't I?
Remember a bunch of drunk pirates?
Yeah, a bunch of drinkers. I I'm very do you know what's
going on? My my head.
You don't know a general direction to go.
I don't go in the direction of shots direction.
That's a very good. Piece of advice you should take
that. No more shots, No more shots.
Left is right and right is wrong.
What happened to those chief puffs?
I'm just going to hang up this call.
I'm getting nowhere there. What would it be like more?
Would the pirates around them be so concerned 'cause they just
start like talking to nothing? They're like, wow, I imagine
that's probably singing somewhere.
I want another round of whatever they're having.
Oh, wait, Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
Yeah, yeah. The, the the the Ralston
brothers took us all back over to our ship.
That was the last thing they did.
Yeah, there's just like a giant after after party.
Oh wait, so then you guys did. I don't remember you guys making
it back to a dune, but they I. No, I don't, I think.
We. We.
Ended the night at the end. Of the I thought we.
I thought we generally closed the night at the end of like the
banquet that's. What I thought, yeah, I think we
did too. Yeah.
But yeah, you guys would still
be that, be there. But yeah, that that makes sense
to that call. The only coherent 1 you might
have been hearing would have been Matt the Wizard.
Oh, no, no. Hey.
Man, remember your situation's super fucked up, just so you
know. Mommy I.
Don't know anything anymore. Yeah, don't worry, I'm coming.
Me too. Anyway, you should go outside
probably. Call me a good boy.
You are a good boy, but. You're not real.
Awkward sound. I sometimes wonder if I am too.
Is any of the Steven real? Does any of the Steven matter?
No it. Does.
What? What is good and what is bad?
I don't think there is such things.
Like we're circling back, we'll talk.
Later got a video you got to show you guys.
You want to know a secret? You want to know how I got these
scars? Oh boy, this is it actually.
Yeah, Grand Am, I think you are passed out.
So that snoring was appropriate. That was what what Rahl did.
I do kind of remember that Rahl was picking you up after doing
the keg stand being passed out. OK, so Hamilton, go outside.
Yeah, 'cause I'm trying to remember, 'cause like I forgot
to talk. A rocket was separate from doing
a. That's why I asked for doing a.
Right, right, right and. We got the, we got the giant
cage full of skeletons. Is that still there?
Uh huh.
OK, it's now populated by goblins too.
Well, like goblin goblins or goblins skeletons.
Goblins not. Not inside the skeleton's cage,
though. No, no, no, they die.
Oh yeah, so there's goblins just roaming around inside the pocket
rocket and they're just going to watch you materialize in place.
Well, to them, just like if you guys recall to like how I've
been playing, that at least is the fact that like when you
materialize, it's like you've always been there.
All the all the NPC's just go starry eyed for like a hot
second. Wow, it's.
Scotty. Oh, sorry, we'll see you later.
Oh, I'm going to start rummaging around the pocket rocket to see
if I can't find a spare torque. OK, go ahead and roll me an
investigation. Did Griselda have one?
She did, but didn't we? Roll her up like a tube of
toothpaste. Yeah, yeah.
They tried to bleed her out. Yeah, she's just like stored
somewhere in. Some of the beans.
Eat it. Griselda.
Easter. You start rummaging around and
stuff and one of the very helpful larger dire crooked come
up and start miming to you like can I help you almost do you
understand it? And but it's, it's not using
words you understand, obviously. Yeah, like.
I'll I'll hold up my torque like I'm looking for something like
this but a little bit different. And then it it just jumps up and
down excitedly and then runs off over to what looks like a barrel
and pulls one that looks similar to what you would remember Flint
having out of this gooey substance.
Shakes it a little bit with its 22.
Legs and then. Presents it to you standing on
the edge of the barrel. Pulls off a little clump of hair
like, Oh yes, that's, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
Thank you. Oh, where's the washroom?
Points you to the baths. Right down the hall.
Slowly getting dirtier. Bath chamber.
Immediately. Wait, it doesn't cleanse itself
magically? Wait, it's getting dirty.
Yeah, there's this population was not its intended limit.
It's got, yeah, we need to work on that. 2200 plus dire crickets
I think. Yeah, we need, yeah, yeah, we
need to work on that, says the person who put all the shit in
there. Hey, it just means we need to
upgrade the infrastructure, not that we have to downgrade our
lifestyle. If we can just teach them to use
brooms, I think that would be a big start.
Listen, we get some guppies, maybe some piranha, some like
some cleaning, like stuff we're planting mangrove or mangoes, so
that'll help scrub the oxygen. Upgrades.
People will upgrade. And you know, if I need to call
a population, we'll do that. Oh man.
I think that's a good, good, good turn time though of what
you got going on there. Yes.
Do you get that torque and you're probably putting it on
when it comes back to your turn there?
I'll finish my turn with wash, run into the washroom throwing
up, composing myself and washing everything.
All right, Lamira, what you doing?
Poor gentle Hamilton. What's this guy?
It is a goblin hiding under a bench, that is, or the Pew that
you're standing near to. He's cowering and hoping to.
No one notices him it looks like, but obviously.
You. You, not me.
Yeah, what about this guy? Which one?
Sorry. This one.
That's Faust. Oh, that is Faust.
OK, OK. I thought it was one of our
teammates, but I didn't recognize the icon, so I'm going
to try to like grab him by the scruff of his neck and pull him
out. OK, you're going to go for a
grapple then. Yeah, I guess so.
Kind of like threaten and intimidate him.
Like kind of like, yeah, grab them, pull them out and then try
to like turn them to the group and be like, hey, what do we
want to do with this guy? OK, so as we're joking, snack.
Snack like if we want to like interrogate him or something,
you know? Yeah, keep, keep, keep him and
any heads you find. You want to roll me a grapple?
As the person who keeps filling her pocket rocket.
What do you what do I roll for that?
A strength or a athletics? Not too shabby, I.
Have a plan that can give. US Combat.
Not too bad, but at A at a Dexterity of 21.
Oh shit. Lucky lucky roll of his.
He just skimmy shimmies back farther under the bench, all the
way up to like as far away from your grasp as possible.
He's looking on like, hey motherfucker.
Either cooperate or you're. Dead 'cause I guess the grapple
is kind of my turn. It was the.
It was one of your attack actions.
I would call it because I know you have a.
OK, because I don't technically have two, it's just if I'm
wielding like 2, what's the what's the term?
Two weapons. Two like two small weapons.
How big are your hands? Yeah, that's good to say.
It counts. Yeah, Oh, finesse weapons.
Sorry. OK, that is more specific, but
your hand shouldn't be considered that still in my
opinion. OK, I mean, if you're gonna, if
you'll let me, I'll, I'll like, yeah.
If you if you want to take that route, but you can also roll, I
was going to say for that a persuasion.
'Cause he's he's the last one left, right.
Last goblin that looks mostly normal.
Oh, we stopped this guy. Sorry, I didn't see that.
That is a stone golem. Yep, that isn't there.
And then this whole crew of goblins over here that look
different than the goblin that you're trying to get out from
under there. Oh, I thought these were part of
the Horde or something. OK, now I'll just, yeah, I guess
I'll roll up Persuasion. Or intimidation I guess would
have been the other is the other route that you could potentially
go. Yeah, I mean, they're bullshit,
OK? I'm just trying to think it.
I'm just trying to think if Amaya would actually try to do
that or. Well, you just you, you just
said get out here, you little shit.
Yeah, basically I did. I did so.
Look it. I I.
Seems seems right to me. Yep, that sounds about right.
He just cowers. I'm very scary looking.
You see and kind of smell a little bit of urine leaking out
of him. Lovely, but not enough to like,
actually make him do anything. No, it it seems like he's
currently in shock and fear. Yeah.
Not even speaking to your words in response, just out cowering.
Sweet, I guess that's all I can do at the moment.
OK, it's like move or bonus action, but there's nowhere I
really want to move and I don't really have any good bonus
actions. And just keep him cornered
basically and an eye on him I guess.
Yeah, just keep keep him cornered, see what he does next
and then Mike off from next time.
He's actually not even in the torn turn order, and part of
that reasoning is because he is in shock and fear, so he's not
going to move. But that's just knowledge.
But that's a good good, good strategy for sure with Franklin
being your turn then and Ash on deck.
Sweet, so on my turn I turn to ash and I put my hand on her
shoulder and I say excavate here it means a lot to be.
Then I will use my bonus action to activate my necrotic shroud
tattoo that I bought when everyone else got their AC1.
And where did it go? Oh, I have it as a.
A glowing tattoo on your shell. Yeah.
And then it as I activate it, it sprouts into demonic like
necrotic wings and like a black crown floating above my head as
bonus action display in BTT. There you go.
Creatures other than allies within 10 feet.
Miss make a Christmas saving throw or become frightened until
the end of my next turn till the transformation ends.
Once on each of my turns I could deal extra necrotic damage to a
creature equals my proficiency bonus.
I don't know. Yes, I'm just giving myself more
damage. OK.
Just being clear on that. Actually I think most of them
should drop that because I switched to vampiric touch.
Oh, and now they'll be frightened again depending upon
this role, which was Constitution.
Charisma. Charisma other C Word.
Which is saving throw of 18A made nine.
OK, they're afraid they can't move, they take damage on it.
How? How?
How wide was that radius? 10 feet.
OK, so all of them except for these last three over here
basically? Yeah, then I use my action to
attempt to attack this guy with the vampire touch.
Still running my level 4 + 10 hit.
I will 20 hits. OK so I do 4D6 necrotic plus 1D6
necrotic because I am in my undead form plus my proficiency
bonus in necrotic which is I think plus 3 currently.
So 5 D 6 + 3 21 + 324 points of damage to him.
Before all necrotic. Yeah, I heal for half plus 6 +
8, so 12 + 826. So I'm going to heal 26 points.
That's the build, everybody. Damage and health Damage and
health. Yeah, that's my turn and I
turned everywhere and I say come on guys, it's fun.
Smash, smash, smash. 'Cause you after you had, yeah,
but bit down on a calf once more, getting more stone and
you're seeing some gears. I mean, if that's what you're
aiming for again, yeah. I got the cricket.
You can still take the turn, but you yourself are getting deeper
into the calf, exposing some gears beneath the stone work.
Diet Cricket will turn to one of the goblins who is frightened,
so he will have advantage on the stack.
So I'll try to bite. No, I will try to obzipifitor.
What? No, I don't know how how to
pronounce this word. Obvipositor.
Avipositor. Wanna look at you with these
fancy? Words wait avipositor.
Avipositor like laying an egg. Yeah.
Oh, like, all OK, right.
I forgot about this particular skill.
Once they mature, they can do this.
It's beautiful. Yeah, this is the big boy.
So it was a + 10 to hit, which it didn't have a attack roll, so
I'm just going to roll AD 20 + 4 6 + 4.
Dang. Ben does not.
Oh wait, add advantage because it frightened so bad.
Wait, were you attacking one of the doblins then?
One of these guys, one of these small guys.
Oh, OK. Yeah, it still doesn't hit
there. Yeah, sorry.
Dang it, like jumps forward and like stabs something forward and
just a bunch of eggs just fall under the ground.
What a waste. All those beautiful souls.
Not the babies. The babies.
Actually, two. Yeah.
OK, we'll leave that there for now.
So that was the Ferdinand's turn.
Yeah. That's and then everything goes
to the goblins turns who are cowering in fear.
Yep, they take poison and psychic damage.
Or a total of 8 which actually is going to cause a bit of a
chain reaction. All the ones that are closest to
you would that would kill them at at 8:00 First off, but that
would also trigger their explosive tank.
It in this in the and it's like this this tank that seems to be
in their back basically and attached to their heart.
And as soon as it stops in a 10 foot radius, you guys need to
make a dexterity saving throw, which would mean Franklin,
Feminine and Amch. +5. Wait, who does?
Franklin, Ferdinand and Ash. +6. You were just outside of the
blast radius of the closest one it I I think.
Let me check. Double check though.
Sounds a lot like. A danger sense +5 to that
because. Yeah, you're good.
No. So mine's up 25 because I have
the +5 to sales. You're good, just barely good.
The the this this through is just saving you somewhat.
It basically would say so your. Name is +2 so +7 because he also
gets a + 5 so. Wonderful. 25 as well. 26 You
guys will be only taking half of this damage once I finish
rolling it. So we've got 1 goblin, 2 goblin,
3 goblin, 4 goblin, 5 goblin. This is 6 goblin, not.
Help with saving throws. Like I'd said that it's already
at half damage because that's what it says on X success with
the net. I I oh, and the fact that this
is fire damage would let you guys have it again.
Oh, because of the neck. Yeah.
This. Is the raw page.
And then again with the with bricks.
I didn't take it out yet, never mind.
Oh yeah, the brick. Very useful and actually a great
use for all those dire crickets that we need to kill.
Perfect. Here we go.
That's Victor. Oh God, I take no fire damage.
You take some. The brick, the brick cuts it in
half and then I'm totem, so I take half of that.
So I take 1/4 an eighth technically because.
In half again, do you? Have their ring do.
You have, I have the ring. Yeah, I have the ring too.
So it's a half. So yeah, I'm down to. 1/4 It's
an eighth. It's an eighth.
Yeah, math is fart. Initial initial 48 is the total
damage. So so far I do need to do.
Just need to do this real quick though to 7 + 6 + 922.
And they need to make a need to make over here because there are
three others that weren't in range of your original attacks.
And they need to make Dexterity saving throws.
Wait, yeah, they can't run in range and they're frightened.
All right. Are any of them within range of
that weekend pillar that's holding up the molten bucket?
Oh, OK. Yes, yes they are.
And let's see here, this guy, Oh yeah, they're definitely these
last two here. So some of that damage was done
over that way for sure. This guy, do these guys reach?
Oh shit, Actually, all of that damage would hit over there.
So 48 more damage would clear out that leg actually exploding.
So regarding whether or not it actually does damage for the the
last three enough to kill them to make them explode this lava
or magma molten metal, whatever it is is going to at the after
the chain reaction of the goblins exploding, the magma
molten metal tilts out of the bucket and starts to engulf the
last three in their cries of the explosions.
If there's any of them even left from that and also explode for
another these ones, I don't know if they reach you guys, they
would reach the Nan for sure. I don't think the explosion
reaches you guys, Ash or Franklin from the last three, so
you don't have to take this into account.
Of that, 48 was the total, but the this magma is going just be
slowly spreading for the first turn.
We'll draw it in here. I need a circle.
How do I draw a circle? Oh, here we go. 3rd tool down
then. Ellipse.
So we'll say that it made it here from splash damage for the
first turn. And that back door also is
probably blown out currently with a lot of damage to the the
wall and everything too. But that circle is where the
magma resides currently. So yeah, their corpses are
currently being incinerated after the explosions.
Yeah, put a waste. With no.
Trace. But then it would be dozen
monsters hungry my snacks. With Faust on deck after the
golems so.
I wonder if you'd pay attention to me since I threw my accent.
So all the little goblins next to us are dead.
Very much so, and the door is now.
Smashed open and there's lava running down the stairs, or
molten metal. Molten metal, Yeah.
Who's about to pull the? That's OK.
KIRO. That was just some feedback.
Oh, OK. And then?
I don't, I don't know if it's running down the steps yet, but
it has gotten to the door that has been exploded the.
Would you say it's running down the gutter like a piece of bread
and butter? I agree.
Now I want bread. And butter.
OK, so since all of these guys next to me are dead, I took a
singing from that. But I'm going to turn towards
the big guy here and I'm going to call up another globe of acid
in my hand and kind of like stand up in the stirrups.
I don't think there's stirrups on this cricket stand up.
No, I'm pretty sure Franklin's a bareback kind of guy.
Yeah, yeah. I definitely see that.
Nobody ever wore protection with me.
You got all the protection you need by the Good book.
Oh, and I look over at the big statue guy and I'm like how your
little bitches are dead and I launched the thing at him.
So shall I roll the dagger again?
Yeah, well this thing with your. This is a sentient log style, an
actual save, right? Yeah, it.
Can make an actual save. So yeah.
Well, I think it needs both. 1025 + 10.
Yeah, that'll that'll hit. It's pretty darn short.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm just going to which way
you. 'Cause you said there were gears
exposed. Yeah, that was a Nat 20 though
too, so I'm not going to waste that.
Make sure to double that. Oh yeah, So that's 14 * 2.
So there's 28 acid damage and I'm going to lob the sphere into
the opening, into his gears and his internal mechanisms.
OK, right on the back. OK, OK.
And this is acid damage. Yeah, so and it'll be 28 at this
point. So you see some of those gears
as it splashes against it start to melt together and it lose
mobility of its foot, not quite the whole leg at this point yet,
but it's it's working on it. So it's gimped up a little bit,
but still standing, and I no longer have bonus actions.
No, you can make the save at the end of your throw though.
Again, or at the end of your turn though again.
I think is what it said. Scrolling back up here.
Keep saving throw at the end of your turn.
Yep. If it took damage, does it make
a con save? It's not a concentration spell.
This, this, this particular 1 and it will.
And yeah, it you're guessing to just considering your knowledge
of the of the whole thing, it is probably something of a glyph
that's already inside that can recharge after a certain period
of time and it can just activate it.
I'm going to retake my tweet and then I will take my saving throw
which was Wisdom. So this +6 Well, still no good
8. You are still slowed down.
Oh no, wait, it's 10, but I don't think that matters.
Sorry, I'm bad at math. No, no worries.
No, you need a 17 or higher. All right then is the golems
turn, which it takes its readied blunt object and swings it down
towards the closest into it still Franklin 23 to hit.
I will hit. With 26 BM.
Shell or something? Wow.
They bravely take the damage. I turn to my companions and say
very not. You guys are seeing Franklin get
bonked on the head repeatedly as it goes back down for a 2028 to
hit and another 21 damage. How?
How much is that 40? 47. 7.
Magical bludgeoning damage, for what it's worth.
Whack, whack. He's not off dude.
My look is. Out.
Almost bloodied. Don't heal me friends, it'll
hurt. I'd give you a strange look, but
I'm like OK, I will refrain. Faust, are you back there?
Yeah, I'm ready. All right, it is your turn.
All right, I'm just going to. Well, seeing as I'm not made out
of spell slots, we're going to go with Yeah, I can't imagine
any of my cantrip's going to do a lot against the golem, but
hey, let's see how they feel about acid damage.
I'm going to cast Acid Splash on the one Ezra's fighting.
Ezra's fighting the same one that everyone else is now.
Oh OK, he's dead. Cool.
My attention span has apparently proven itself to be flawless.
Flawless victory? Yep.
Yeah, that one did all right. Big X over it 123456.
This might help. 6 Alright here. You go.
Let's see here what's the I haven't looked at the spelling
ages. You know, last time I had a
wizard cast a can trip in combat.
No, it's a bit of my name back in my day.
Wizards. Wizards I.
Just had nothing else to use. Do useful things.
Deck saving throw on the golems part and I do 1D6 damage.
Hey. Oh, Speaking of which, I got to
oh wait, no, it doesn't matter your aura we're both psychic and
poison, which it is immune to. Never mind.
Bastard. Don't worry, go ahead.
Is your. Better hands.
Two damage. EC16 for dexterity.
Useful. I'm useful.
You. Are useful.
You are useful. Great job.
He's a little boy. He's not very dexterous, so
let's hope that, yeah, that that's a A2 with a -, 1.
So that had hit for a. Two damage.
I did 2 damage. Yeah.
And not one damage. Do you believe in miracles?
Better than none. You sexy.
Thing sexy. Thing aiming for anywhere in
particular. No.
OK, it's at the it's his pinky toe and it melts off.
That sounds right. Stab him right in the toe heart.
Get fucked up. And that's fast turn.
All right, Ezra, be it your turn with Mommy on deck.
I'm gonna smash it. I'm going to pounce on his face
and start clawing it, fuck it up with my acid hands.
Yeah, yeah. Fuck it.
Up recklessly, recklessly doing it.
Come on, give me that sweet, sweet Crit 20. 6026 I see it.
Yeah, and he's going to 24 acid. OK.
Extra tech still reckless. Give me that sweet crit 22
that'll hit with an additional 19 acid.
And you're going for the throat again.
Or. Yeah, I'm all.
Right. You're making some sizable
headway and deep gouges here around it.
And I'm not letting go. I'm on him.
All right, then, it'd be Mommy's turn if you're done with yours.
Bonus action wise, do I have anything Bonus action?
Well, I can do that one thing where you said I could do an
attack, but it'd be disadvantage to slap me again.
OK all. Right, let's go, let's go.
Come on. OK, that's that one.
And then fade away already. I need to use the thing 14.
That one does not connect. Yeah the first one would have.
I had to take the lower of the two.
Yeah, I've seen that. 27 is sad to go away.
That was sad. Yeah, I'm done.
All right, Mommy, what you doing hanging out down there still?
Yeah. So has anything moved?
I don't know like where in space all this stuff is happening.
I don't. Know close to me, I don't know
if I can see it from your perspective.
You would seen the stone stone golem that had crashed down
outside of the church on its back with Ezra on its chest.
Ezra bound back into the church, from your perspective off of
those steps, and Faust also turned from the doorway that he
was standing in to launch the magic missiles back into the
church. And you're hearing a lot of
booming, a good bit of exploding, and some some
screaming in between all of that.
Well, the church is different than the room we went in that
caused the headache. Yes, correct.
So the yes, the you guys left the metal hallways is what it
what they were. And that's when it was
triggered. And I believe it was Warren who
was standing in the doorway who noticed that there were glyphs
around the edges of this door leaving the stone hall or that
the metal hallway. Sorry, into this stone chamber
that you guys are in now. That is the big cavernous space
that you can only see the the ceiling where they're still
lagged tights hanging down from it.
OK, so how far away am I from the?
Church we to do. I can tell you in one moment,
the door that you're looking at, you're standing to the South of
and it is approximately 60 feet to the doorway.
OK, well my walking speed is 40 feet, so I'm going to move 40
feet towards the church. OK, doorway.
Yeah. 'Cause but then that means the
party is split at this point, right, 'cause there are still
people in the room that gives headaches and then there are
people in the church. Is this what I'm understanding?
Yeah, Yeah. And that always pisses me off
when the party split up. But they're not too far away
from each other. Yeah.
And so that, I think is all. Yeah, I'm going to keep the the
invisibility cloak on. But yeah, I'm going to move
towards the church. And you could have an action
ready, an attack action in case something burst out of the
doors, for instance, or a enemy burst out of the door might be
the best phrasing of that, I mean.
I can have I can have an axe in my hand.
Correct. Ready to throw or maybe the
attack? That's the.
I guess I'm going to have the bejeweled great acts of justice
in my hands. OK, you make it to just one
square away from the bottom of the stairs leading up into the
church just for your visualization, but that would be
your turn is what I understand. Yeah, yeah, I don't have no
magics. With Flint up next and Vermidera
to follow. So there we go.
Be it. Your turn, Flint.
Hello. Yeah, Yeah, that's it.
I'm done. Next one.
OK, No, I was, I think it was. I was talking to Flint.
You're good. All right, So after I think we
can hear you now. Yeah.
My my like mute slider was like barely on so it was like
bouncing back and forth on and off.
Oh, I gotcha. So after cleaning myself off, I
ping the torque. Hello, where is everybody?
And this time you guys all hear Flint come through your
perspective, Torques. And I just call out.
I'm like, hey, hey, yeah, you should come help us.
We're outside. That's right out the door.
I look around myself on the back of the cricket and I'm like,
yes. And then I whisper to Franklin
like, where's the pocket rocket? Come here.
Pretty sure it's in my pocket. I just reach into his pocket and
I start digging it out. I don't have pockets.
You were all up inside that car. It's spacious.
I assume I have some sort of like strap of bandolier or
something so I don't have like armor, would that?
Strap, I was on you. I was half imagining for the
most part that you were just using your shell as like storage
space. Well I'm all bones and skeletons
now so I guess like I would just have like a bag in my like chest
like like through the like zipper from like for the torso.
Yeah, yeah, I can. I can see that.
This is my store everything. You reach inside the skill tool
little box figure of Frank. Yeah, I'm just like, we should
get this out so it doesn't pop out, you know, right here where
you're keeping this. And I guess I just start
digging. Around, walk out the door, Pop
Franklin just explodes at a red miss and there, then there I
stand. So what did I miss?
Well, you. Just wear me like a Mario suit.
As it stands though too, it's not really your turn ash so I
don't know if you'd be able to get it out of OH.
Fuck, that's good. Yeah.
I I would just say, hey, you should probably get that out of
your pocket pockets. I say with a I get birth hem.
Are you? Are you coming out?
Are you coming out, Hamilton? Are you coming out?
I just want you guys all to know I'm finally coming out and I
stepped out in the front door. And you feel a odd sensation
wash over you, Franklin, as the purple smoke comes from inside
of you out a. Reaction like eat this thing.
No, don't worry, you you see the purple smoke materialize
standing more or less where you're at currently on the map.
Amit and your Your toes are nearly touching a pool of molten
metal with the still flaming bits of remains of what looks
like goblin gore around you. Whoa whoa, what the hell?
As I'm like dancing back and forth, dodging the molten lava,
bouncing over on this way, dodging corpses and body parts.
What the hell did I miss? Hey buddy, I look terrifying
now. OK, I miss you a lot.
So is anything still alive? There is a giant creature that
is Yep where that ping it was that a large furry direwolf
creature is hanging off the throat from chest area region
gouging at it and that seems to be the only thing moving besides
your compatriots it looks like from your perspective.
I'm going to point at, and Franklin is that thing with us.
Nope, say as I'm like gnawing on its leg.
I will pass an Eldrick blast at it.
Already. 3020. That'll hit.
Three beam. What now?
Three beans, 3 beams. Oh, OK.
That was fucking horrible. Stephen damage.
I see. That's yeah.
Force damage, it says there. All right.
And then as Hamilton's still trying to get used to Flint's
body, I could feel his hand like twitching towards his gun, like
oh, I I think I can do this. What's the Betty?
I pull out my pistol and I shoot too because Mystic Frenzy.
When I use a can trip, I can immediately make one weapon
attack as a bonus action. Oh oh.
Nice is it? Tend to hit.
It does not hit. Do you want to roll me a
Dexterity saving throw there? Ezra being latched onto the
creature. Danger sense, love.
Danger sense. Danger.
You're getting your initiation finally.
We got to blow something up, apparently. 18.
Oh no. Yeah, you feel the shot just
past your ear and just blow the chin and missing the creature
that you're holding onto, fly out wide around it, somewhere
half in this direction. Stupid flies.
Like well OK, let's try this again because I get 2.
Shoot again 14. 14 also misses, but is a lot closer than it was
before. So it hits down at it's the
you're, you're kind of still trying to get used to the body
as you're, you're pointing out and it hits down low a little
bit like on the floor down next to it instead, which I believe
this is the exploding rounds, right?
Yes, so with the creature itself still being within the five foot
range of it. Yes, in this one's case, for
sure, so would Ezra and Franklin.
Make that deck save. OK, I have time.
I have things go to 19 when I activate my shield master
ability. Where is it?
I can add my Shields AC bonus to any deck save the targets.
Oh only me? Dang, nevermind.
Deck save plus 4 + 5, so it's a + 9.
Don't forget 18 + 2 + 527. If you were within 10 feet of
me, you get +5 to your deck save.
Oh, then that'll be 24. Yes, you feel good.
You feel safe within my swarm of death.
The small creatures that are buzzing around seem to be
obliterated a little bit more than your you guys's selves from
the explosion. I guess they don't.
Doesn't help the 13 that the stone statue would roll but.
No, he doesn't get help. They look at him and they they
frown. They're angry.
What was Look. At you double thumbs up.
They hug you. What?
Was the decks that we were aiming for there 14 OK so and
the damage for that explodee? At Doobie Gillard, OH.
Oh, nice, full damage eight that.
Did more damage than three blasts from an Algic blast.
So that everyone else would be taking half of four, if I
understand that correctly. You know, I think if they pull,
I think if they make it, they just take no damage.
Usually not the case. What kind of damage is it
exploding? So fire, fire it's.
Like halfway down. How was it?
Gathered 1D eight yeah it is fire damage.
So on top of it being the weapon misses the emission, fails to
detonate, or the bounces, yeah, I would still rule that just
like anything else that has like an area effect like that,
usually it's like half damage. Everything within 5 foot must
make a dexterity saving through or suffer because it doesn't
really. It doesn't go into it like it
would usually there, unless I'm missing it is a good bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It goes right there after it
says if the weapon misses, the ammunition fails to detonate or
bounce away. Harmless.
Oh OK, so it didn't hit, so it didn't detonate technically in
this particular wording of it then?
So everybody is saved. Even the creature.
OK, well, I will step over all these bodies and here.
Let me. Try to compose myself at that.
Time. That's my turn.
OK, Mimeter, maybe, Maybe Mimeter.
Yeah. Muted.
You are muted if you're talking. Yeah, it's just like it's like
so hard to find the unmute button on your phone.
It's like, it's like you can quickly hit, you can quickly hit
mute, but then you have to like I'll go through a bunch of like
a bunch of little like pop ups. Unmute.
It's obnoxious, that is. I'm just going to try to grapple
this guy again. OK.
Since I can't do any damage against the.
Big stone guys. Yeah, say probably not.
Well, I gotta. Roll unless he rolls unless he
rolls super terribly. He's only got a + 2, so doesn't
have to rule that terribly. Yeah, he doesn't.
He didn't eat that this time. You got a solid grip on him all.
Right, cool. I'm just going to try to hold
him and hope that we kill the stone guy quick, that we can
interrogate him. Then it would be Franklin's
turn. I do have to get.
Going, no, I just, I have to get going early tonight.
No worries. So I'm just going to continue to
basically hold him until we can interrogate him and then ask him
questions. But that's moving forward.
If it comes back around my turn, that's what I'm going to do.
That's going to create an interesting situation.
No one's been holding on to somebody when they disappear.
Just take them with you. Take them with you to the real
world. How do I disappear?
Yeah, so like I've been explaining, you know, for the
most part, when somebody's not here, they they stop existing,
right. Yeah, I just thought that was
like. Void with her.
I just assumed that was like for a whole session, not like I
mean. Yeah, I mean, it would be.
Yeah, exactly. All right, Franklin, what you
doing? Seeing by Fred's allies around
me and having gotten B on the head pretty hard, which didn't
feel great, how's this thing look?
It's looking pretty fucked up. It's let me see here.
Yeah. It it's, you know, it's besides
it's leg that's seized up below the knee, the stinky toe missing
Ezra ripping away at its throat and chest regions.
You know, it's it's looking much worse for the wear.
OK, then I will use my action to continue my Vampiric Touch to
drain the life out of this thing.
Let's see, so it'll be an attack.
Where is Vampiric Touch plus 10? 19 + 1029 Yeah Pew Pew Pew.
So once again it'll take 46 necrotic plus 1D6 because I am
in my undead form plus my proficiency which is 3.
So I will roll five D 6 + 318 points of necrotic damage.
I will heal for half plus 6 + 8. So that will be 18 / 2 is 9 + 6
is 29. No, 15 + 8 is 23.
Don't really use my bonus action, no.
You know that wrong? Not.
No, no. You did it exactly right.
I don't know. You probably did.
I'm not checking your math. Just.
Giving you shit. Sorry Ezra, no do math.
That is hard. Now I'm checking guessing myself
+6. I'm sure you're doing good.
I don't know. I don't know if you guys, if
when you play Uno you like stack the cards on top of each other.
So it's like a skip, skip, a reverse, a skip.
Oh yeah, we're everything like dropped at the same time.
Yeah, I feel like that's. Exactly what Frank was doing
right now. I mean, yeah, that's calling out
Uno. That's basically I mean I I
dropped, I popped a bunch of abilities so healed for 23.
That was my action bonus action. I will brace with my Sentinel
shield and shove to try to shove this thing prone utilizing it's
a destroyed cankle. I was just rolling for that.
You get you get most of the way through the cat, a calf,
currently cankle. Around your call.
Through biting it phase so shove.
Is that an improvised action or is there something that I'm
forgetting? It is a contest, it's like a
grapple. It's a contested strength.
But I didn't know if the the cankle helps at.
All. Yeah, it would give.
It would give it disadvantage I would say.
OK, Franklin. Franklin doesn't have muscles,
right? Not much.
I mean, he's got undead strength, but you know, he's a
paladin. Like your form right now is
literally just bones. Yeah, but I mean, it's held, the
bones held together with like unholy energy, that kind of
crap. Right.
Pookie. Spooky anyway, so a strength
check. 20. 20. Oh, oh, it was a tie.
Can I use my rock? Paper.
Scissors. My bardic inspiration.
Oh yeah. Wait, which?
I don't know what that was, but I assume if it's anything 1D10.
You're the. Inspiration.
So with the with the 30 combined in the inspiration, your jam,
you're, you're, you're feeling Ash's hand on your back slightly
as you brace yourself and lean into it.
And you feel you guys all see there's this moment of Franklin
giving his all in the creature not budging.
And then all of a sudden there's just a big intake of breath and
you give it your last little bit of whatever is inside of you.
And it just starts to tilt and to the ground again with Ezra on
its chest. It's funny.
Because I. Don't have lungs and then the
Dyer cricket with me on top will also mount will jump on top and
the diet cricket Dyer cricket will attempt to.
Cracker cracker, that Dyer Quicker is going to fucking be
good. I'm not going.
To rub together, if it's prone, I think it's advantage, right?
We'll do it again. 14 does not hit though.
Sad. Well, we're both on top of it
and I turn around and say the Patriots, we're winning.
We're winning. That's my turn.
So I am still on the cricket, right?
So I got moved when they moved. Yes, correct.
So I'm also on top of this thing.
Correct. Yep, and it is your turn.
Yes, the all the other creatures and things that were in between
are are gone. All right, so I'm going to hop
off of, well, where's this thing's face?
Currently. Yeah, I would.
I would hard, hard pressed to actually change the token.
But The thing is 20 feet long like I said, or tall.
So it's heads like over here. OK, so yeah, so as so it's
laying across these benches, I'm guessing crumbled underneath of
it. We're on top of it on its chest
and he is attached to its face or it's neck.
Kind of more the neck Ezra is and you guys had jumped up.
I would imagine just considering where you were before with the
legs being pointed towards you, kind of the groin area.
Ernest balls off. I'm going to jump up and climb
up the creature to the opening where it's got the like opening
in its body and the gears are exposed.
OK. That's down then on on the leg
that they were exposed. There are some exposed a little
bit now, not just I guess there should be some actually exposed
around where Ezra is digging deeper into it as well.
They are less defined or seen though it seems like because
they there's just less of them there.
One and two he's he's ripping so much that some of the gears and
such are coming out even. OK, well I'm going to stand up
on this thing's chest and wherever there is a crack, or if
there's any exposed gears, if it is just a crack, I'm just going
to summon another globe of acid in my hand and instead of
throwing it, I'm just going to push it down into the statue.
OK, go ahead and roll damage. I don't think it's.
Is this going to take it? Only eight.
Only 8. OK, yeah, you hear some of the
gears start start to, or you see them physically start to meld
together as you're shoving it in and they melt under the under
the acid of it. But you hear inside of it a
whirring, humming building and maybe a bit of smoke smell
coming out of the creature now. Besides, the acid seems like
somewhere else inside of it. Do I still?
Am I still without a bonus section?
Yes, you can make that roll though to try and be to get it
back basically. Oh no.
Yeah, because it lasts for one minute is how long it lasts.
OK. And you needed to make a 17
wisdom if I did not make it because.
It's whatever I rolled +6. OK, so 14.
Yeah, I don't think I can do anything else.
So that'll be it for my turn after.
Just kind of like screaming at this thing that it needs to
fucking die and forcing more acid into its chest.
I'm just standing on top of it, kind of like wide eyed, looking
around like this. Thanks.
They're fucking alive. With that then the the creature
seems maybe this smidges bit more intelligent as it doesn't
swing towards itself but immediately goes to try and
grapple you. Ezra with fucking another net
one create. Yourself.
With A7 he kind of just is gasping in his hand, kind of
jitters in the air. It seems like maybe Ash has done
some internal damage, enough that it can't quite move the way
it was supposed to any any longer and that arm actually
seizes above you. It doesn't seem to be able to
work anymore. Stuck in the position of trying
to grab you, grapple you, but not quite was its right arm with
Faust. It is your turn.
Ezra on deck. Rinse and repeat.
Slash make a deck safe. Seven damage, that was.
Yeah, that was, but it's the same dice roll.
But this stormy you burn away another part of stone, exposing
more hiding years. Is there anywhere you were
aiming for? No, he was just throwing the
spell. OK.
Letting us do called shots, in which case he'd be trying to get
it in the gears, but. The one gears that you can see
probably from that angle that are exposed visibly were on the
leg and they those ones are all already seized.
OK. So I would say, I'll say on the
hip closest to you that you you see the some larger gears
exposed through the hole that you create and it's stone.
So holy. On the attack, Right?
That's all I got. All right, Ezra.
Yeah, Mommy and Dick. I don't go be reckless because
he's on his butt. Uh huh.
Come on. Give it to me.
Give it 27 first tech that'll
hit. And at advantage, don't forget.
Yeah, I did a advantage 21 Ashley, this is the most Indian.
Party of all time. Take an attack.
Come on. Crit.
Yes. All right, You want to tell me
how you're killing this thing? There's no way you're getting
less than the what it's got left.
I must say, totaled out, that will be another 24 acid on top
of the acid I already gave it. Yeah, Ezra's doing the same
thing. He's ripping it's it's throat
clean off so it's head just goes rolling.
It does just that, with Cai Shen chuckling to himself, floating
over the pool as combat ends. Huzzah.
Yay fucking. Wand.
All right, good job. Downsize, downsize, downsize.
All the bugs fly to me. Make, make makesift again again.
And I look like an adorable Franklin once more.
We did it. Yay.
Run forward and give everyone hugs.
Right. Right when that's happening is
when mommy makes it to the doorway I'm looking.
Into the truth. Oh, the the rest, Yeah, Since
Ezra doesn't know who Hammett is, he's bounding towards
Hammett and pouncing on him. Oh, I have no idea who you are.
Attacking link. I'm going to pounce on you I
don't have yet. He hasn't decided if you're a
friend or foe yet at. Least you know you're immobile.
You. Eating.
And he starts sniffing you hard. Well, as I say, if I saw a
creature coming at me, I'd attempt to dodge it.
Athletics contagion. Yes.
What is? Let's do it.
Dodging is part of AC. Dive, duck, dodge, dodge.
I kind of call out I. Don't know that.
Does 20, Does 20? Does 20?
Does 23 match your AC with dodge?
Oh no, my AC is 16. Yeah, if he's dodging you attack
with disadvantage. OK, so let's see and you roll
one more time DDDD 22, OK? Go ahead.
So you are on the ground. What the hell is this thing?
I reached. I reached to pull out my gun.
I called him like, hey. He he's one of us and I'm just
kind of like giggling as I'm walking off the busted up
statue. Yeah, you hear you hear him?
Like in werewolf mode. I Israel.
Who you I'm? Hamill, I'm Flint I.
Am daughter, I like her on fire. What'd you say?
You don't smell like you're on fire.
Why the hell would I be on fire? You, a Flint, Flint, make fire.
Do I look like a rock to you? But I'm Tess.
I smell rocks. You don't get off here, I'm
going to show you some rocks. I chuckle and I'm like, he does
have brains for rocks, don't worry.
Oh no, he got bats of those. Like little pieces of like the
stone from the golems kind of fall down on you.
Oh, those are rocks. You can have them.
Thank you. Welcome.
And he just goes prancing over to Ash going I do good.
You did do good and I reach into my bag and I pull out a piece of
Bahair jerky. Oh, he willingly.
He eats it. It gives you 2 D 6 + 6 healing
there's. Snacks over here, right?
It's snacks. Snacks.
I have healing snacks, I have jerky and mangoes.
All righty. Those are good this.
Is about that time. So it is about that time, Yeah.
That was a lovely little reunion.
Yeah, so now. Very much so.
On all this combat, the next thing we're going to do is have
a cocky conversation with this floating head.
I. Won't I went for the next one.
I get one day off next. Vince is on.
Vacation. Vince was on vacation last week,
wasn't he? No, like two or three weeks ago.
What Vince? Right.
Well. That guy.
Or no, not Vince. Tyler's on vacation, so that
means we have no help. So I can only get one day.
Off you go on vacation, those bastards.
Shoot him one day off. Sounds like they needed to hire.
Yeah, Monday. Yeah, Yeah.
That's actually. Then how would they meet their
corporate quotas? Yeah, we've made record profits.
The best we can do is cut your hours.
Well, next week is the other one anyway, and then we're all gonna
see each other, I guess. Not that immediately, but.
No, I think it's we've got. Good campaign.
There's a couple of weeks. Yeah.
Yeah, and then one more evil campaign and then a second good
campaign. And I get to show off my cool.
Hat. Yeah, one more session to see if
I need to do anything. Alright yes I'm going back yeah
later. Y'all down just doing great good
session. Oh, just want to be.
Back. I'm I'm hoping if y'all if y'all
haven't seen it my on the Instagram.
I've been doing monsters for the whole month of this month.
Hope everybody's been enjoying it.
I have. I will look if it is linked
somewhere. It is on Instagram X TikTok.
Feel free to put what it in the discord so that they it's easier
for. Those are all the amps I don't
use. Let's see here
sharing. There we go, I shared it.
Yeah, I went through Instagram and liked a bunch of them.
I know. Hell yeah.
Yeah, it's been. They're pretty awesome.
Thank you. I must say I'm still waiting on
Jacob's one creature because I think that one's going to be the
the plant. Right.
Jacob, which is the 14th of this month or No, no, no, 13th.
I can't count. There it is.
There's my there's my release dates.
Yeah, I I was right. The 13th.
Yeah. Let's see today.
Well, tomorrow morning it'll be the rune giant that's going to
be coming out. Sounds pretty badass.
They are pretty sweet. They look pretty badass.
If Ash plays her card right, I'll pull out the Rune Giant
tonight. Yes, lady, Did they get it to
grow? Yeah, this was, this is my big
like, you know, I'm trying my best to get into the algorithm.
Hopefully the algorithm starts picking me up.
I've been trying so hard, but 31 days of monsters and crazier
craziness. Yeah.
And unlike how you'll normally see like regular, like, oh,
CR23, No, no, every day is the CR.
So tomorrow is ACR 9, the next day CR10 and it's going to go
all the way up to CR 30. And then the 31st is going to be
something just Gurgan the crazy. Hell yeah.
OK, yeah, I'm going to watch this.
Yeah, that's that's. We're friends now.
Yeah, Ezra Whitbert Hazard went work today.
All of Jesse's cool art too. Yeah, I'm looking at some of
these art pieces. Are these things that you've had
commissioned? Unfortunately, no, because I am
a broke person, I have to use the the no no word in the art
community right now. But I do go in, I, I, I do go in
myself and I do use procreate and stuff like that and I do
work. I do have some skills, not
great, not perfect. That's why some things look like
Doo Doo and some things don't. But once I can afford it, I am
going to move to having an actual artist that I just that I
solely use. I am broke.
That's my problem. I'm.
Broke. Yeah, they are.
Expensive. I mean, I but I see my thing is
like I want to, I want to pay for like a really, really good
artist. Like or find yeah, or, or find a
well, yeah, America. Yeah.
I love the fact that we are, you know, free, free market.
However, like 11 art, like they're like as I go on and try
to find people are wanting like 2:50 to, you know, well,
anywhere from 85 to 250 for art pieces and I'm and I'm like, OK,
I mean, you're worth it. Like I can see that.
I see the work. I'm like, you're worth it.
I promise I don't have the bank account for it.
Somebody's plotting over here. Who's plotting?
Business card, Sir. I would love a business card,
Yes I would. Because I'm in very close
contact with an up and coming artist.
Yeah, 'cause the reason I couldn't.
OK, so the reason? Well, they.
Were close contact. Very Yeah, yeah.
Well, there there was. There was reasons I couldn't get
my book out the my book and stuff because, you know, one, I
didn't have the money to pay for all the artwork that is needed
for the inside and two, one, I didn't get funded.
So that kind of stunk, but there is a few things that I need to
get better at doing as far as promoting and some of that.
So I'm hoping once I get a better build up and stuff like
that and I can actually get an artist that, you know,
understands the style that I'm going for, I will relaunch my
Kickstarter. But instead of being only like
30 days, I'm going to extend the thing out as maximized as I'm
allowed because I am a nobody in the in the community.
So maybe I'll get funded if I extend the time as long as I can
definitely help. I mean, I, I got up to, I got
over, I think, I think over $1000.
And I mean, I was like, it's, I mean, it was like $14,000 short
of what I really needed. But I got, I was getting
somewhere. But my 30 day, I didn't know
because I was doing what they said for the best practice, you
know, only do it for 30 days because that's the best, you
know, amount of time. And then talking to these other
guys and seeing some stuff they did, they're like, yeah, I did
it for like X longer because, you know, I'm not known.
I was like, OK, so next time that's what I'm going to.
Be doing yeah, that's definitely, definitely the route
I would I would suggest as well. But yeah.
All these monsters for this month will be out in a free PDF
at the end of the month. Oh, I got AI got a place for him
in our folder center that I, I shared with you put put all the
stuff that I, I tend to gather so that we have Open Access.
The one that I've been trying to delve into the most has been one
that was on Kickstarter that I jumped in on was for like flying
stats that I'll need to be developing for a dune.
When when you guys get there is a oh shoot, they do kind of like
the dirigible type ships. Those are cool.
Yeah, and and stat blocks and everything which is it's been
pretty, pretty neat digging into them and help kind of looking at
the stats for it. I don't know if I'll use them
are for the like the whole thing for it because they're they're a
little bit different in how they're oriented and they and
they focus a lot on like the aerial combat between ships and
everything like that too, which I mean might happen, but
definitely definitely a whole nother ball game and even just.
Yes, you do not tell me you you. I'm gonna follow Jess back.
Oh, my goodness. It's amazing art.
Right. Yeah, that.
That's the artist that I'm in contact with if you need any.
I, I'm, I mean, you know, it might be a while before I could
just what she's worth. Cause damn.
He's this is good work. Yeah, that's cool.
It's all get out. And even Josh uses her for his
up and coming brewery. Yeah, distillery got the get the
first bottle designed and everything so sweet and last
long. Time.
And was in contact with Ohio this week.
Now, I was trying to get their permissions to basically start
advertising, but they were kind of weird about it because they
were like, you want to be careful to make sure that you
don't say that it's going to be out by this time or whatever.
And I'm like, but that wasn't a yes or no that I can advertise.
Yeah. Can you just tell me if I can
can like I don't want to. I don't want to like not yeah,
that would be helpful so that I can just start running with it.
You know, I don't want to, I don't want to do it.
And then you come back and be like, no slap on the wrist.
You don't get to to, you know, do do it.
No cool things for you. Yeah, exactly.
In trouble after the fact, right So, but.
Look at you being all. Responsible.
I, I, it's a little bit more of a tricky thing to this whole
thing because like, I, I don't know, you got to, you got to be
like, like, it's the same kind of like as a, for the building
department, right? Like, if you were to send out
the, the plans to a contractor first before sending it to the
building department at the same time, which is what we usually
do so that they can review it by the time that the contractor can
actually get awarded a contract. But the time frames don't work
out in this world because 2. For whatever reason, their
approvals don't take effect until every quarter, so they're
like real slow at approving shit on top of all of this.
So yeah. So like, yeah, I had to submit
it by September, the end of September, but won't be able to
actually sell the product until January 1st.
That gives me time to actually like advertise it in my mind,
right, To actually drum up the business for people to be
interested in it. But.
Yeah, get ads made, get things approved, get things set in.
Place. So that when it comes time that
you are actually allowed to release something, people know
that it's being released. It's handed threading.
Yep, Yep. But yeah, I'm glad we're only
starting with one because this would be stressful to try and do
multiple, yeah. I mean, having never done it
before, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, moving, moving forward, I
can see that we can streamline it, but there's going to be the
process getting knowing all the moving parts because I, I had to
get the federal approval already too, which I have.
It's just waiting on the Ohio one now, which is annoying.
Yeah. I can say that.
Have you considered storming in the capital?
Storming the capital? No, armed with Some people say
it works. Get your tiki torches.
Let's go tiki torches. I was in Berlin when they were
just after they had done some sort of, I don't know, protest
of some sort, but I forget which one.
What they were actually even protesting was part of the
challenge. But it's their, it's their
capital city too. So they're seems like they're
going through a lot of that, the same shit that we are here,
basically. It's interesting.
Yeah. Oh.
Yeah, that runs a downhill. That's right, America #1.
You think your economy is in the tank?
No, our economy is in the tank. Just you wait.
Hey, I mean, there's something good good on the horizon.
So I've been hearing at least keeping the since it's open at
least is that the they're drop in the interest rates better
relay which increases overall spending across the board for
the most part, usually because more people are willing to take
out loans. Yeah, well, I'm holding my
breath till November. I know.
So is everybody else. The entire planet.
Yeah. No, no, we can't.
Not through the mounting debt I can't afford.
Vision care. I live in America.
Accurate. It's funny because it's true.
Hilarious. We need help on that note.
Yep, thanks for running the game.
Absolutely. I enjoyed unleashing, it's nice.
To dissipate for a short time. Right.
Yeah, yeah. Ciao.
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