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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign.
Allelopolis. Fucking great.
Yes, in a way. You find yourself on a giant
table surrounded by a mundane looking objects.
You only realize that it's a table because of these mundane
looking objects. As you look past them, out over
the edge, you see into a starry expanse of a void that surrounds
you on all sides, including above.
Besides the table that you find under you, some of the mundane
objects include candles, a compass, some keys, cards,
coins, books, and pages that you stand upon, one of which.
Oh, and some dice. As in the pages though they say
Tarth, the path unfolds that you're standing on specifically.
Besides that, you do see some edges poking out and all in
various languages, some of which most of which you don't probably
understand, and you want to list your languages off for me real
quick. Haman, Elvish and Sylvan.
Yeah, so most of them you cannot understand.
So in MOA is not unfamiliar with other planes of existence, and
she immediately thinks she's in some sort of a vision.
She's not disturbed, just very curious.
She calls out. Hello, looks around.
Any response? There is no response, not even
the echoing of your voice. Oh, she starts kind of wandering
the paper, looking around, and she sees in this corner what
looks to be a map as a hobby of hers.
She's very intrigued and she's trying to find out where she is.
Could be any one of a few planes that she's aware of, but she
doesn't recognize it. So she stands here and she lifts
up, attempts to lift up the page here to take a look at what this
map is showing. Go ahead and roll me a actually,
no, it's just a piece of paper. You you're able to lift it up.
It just feels like a really long heavy blanket.
So you know how how awkward that can be.
You're able to lift it up and look under it, but maybe not all
the way because it's somewhere in the range of 60 feet across
bearing. And she kind of bend over and
put it on her back and scooch underneath it.
Absolutely. And you're you're still seeing
it exposed as you lift it up to as as it's becoming more in
resolution though if you want to go over to the journal on the
side over there, if you hover over it says journal, Yeah.
And then go to handouts. Handouts.
Yes, Allelopolis is where we find ourselves and then map of
or where'd it go now map of Taurus globe, NW hemisphere, if
you click on that is more or less what you're seeing on that
map. OK, is all of what's on this map
common knowledge or is she learning something of the world?
It would be somewhat more up to you and your back story, which I
know we haven't talked about, from exactly where you might
hail from and and the like as well.
So she's noble born, very familiar with whatever is, I
guess I don't want to use common knowledge again, but she she's
aware of what the world looks like as far as the general
population is concerned. OK.
From from that understanding, I would say the everything passed
Helmsgrott and to the left is unlabeled, certainly as you
wouldn't know known of it. But depending upon exactly where
you're from, some of these areas that are labeled might be news
to you, especially the the smaller towns in Garganteum.
You've heard of Garganteum, but maybe not of titty sprinkles
perhaps or or sorcerities. But these are things that are
popping out on the map currently and there seems to be a little
bit of a hovering point over sorcerities.
It looks like an arrow of sorts, and when I say hovering I mean
it it's it's flat 2 dimensional, but it actually seems to kind
of. Like a relief to the page.
Like it's embossed. Yeah, and and and also though
like not glow per SE, but kind of grow and shrink.
OK, so the map is calling attention to Socrates.
Yep. OK, she's going to kind of inch
her way over that spot on the map and get a closer look and
I'll go for. Some check, go ahead.
Let's see. Gotta find where this is on my
sheet. There it is.
Do I click this? Yeah.
Are you seeing that? Not seeing if you've seen if you
sent a rollover, if that's what you mean.
I'm not seeing anything. You might need to go over to
your what is it, something in traits.
Click on that and then it will sync up. 20 or in.
What? Or D&D Beyond if that's where
you were rolling from. Yeah, what do I?
Oh, shoot. Features, features and traits.
That's what that what it is. And then it will sync up some.
Usually you have to click on that before.
Where is that? On the character sheet should be
the middle one above your inventory and the like I
believe. I see the rolling.
I see the rolling D&D beyond. Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not saying you haven't rolled, I believe you there.
So I clicked but I just Yep and you could do another test rule
but I see the 19. OK, I'll do another test rule.
Did that move on over? Nope.
OK, after the sequence I'll try to mess with some settings.
Sure, no worries. With a 19, you realize that as
you're walking across the page and your feet kind of scuff
around as you're holding this page up above you too, your feet
kind of are touching at 2 separate intervals at the same
time. And when they scuff across, the
page actually zooms out. So it you look at a larger globe
even than just the piece of the world that you're looking at,
and a lot of which you're like, whoa, this is even bigger than I
thought. OK, so she's definitely learning
something about the planet's geography here that would not be
known by most countries. Absolutely.
Can I spin it? How do you attempt to?
Like can I can I see that it's a sphere or is it still 2D?
You're seeing the IT it is. It is still 2D on the page, but
you're starting to see what looks like a sphere resolve
itself because you're seeing a similar story expanse that you
have above you and above the page that you're holding above
you, just past the edge of the sphere of the on the map all.
Right. So I'm as if I'm so I'm kind of
dragging my feet and attempting to walk across the globe and
like spinning it with my feet as if I was touching a a desktop
globe and moving it with two fingers.
It seems to do exactly what you expect it to do.
Yes, all right, let me see if I have paper.
So Dimaway is fascinated. It has her full attention and
she's going to try to sketch what she's seen.
All right, you're going to want to roll me a performance check.
OK, performance. Actually, this is for yourself
and for your own reference. I so this is something you're
hearing for the first time, but I've told other folks to you can
create skills. So if you have like in your
personality already a like drawing skill, I would base it
off of a dexterity more than likely just because of the
nature of drawing. There is a bit of performance in
that. That's why I was going for that
originally. So you could go for one or the
other if you were to choose to make a skill right now.
And the reason for making that skill was that you could build
on that skill later. So if there's a if you continue
to use it, I will probably be like OK, add another point.
OK. I mean I rolled well for that
one. So I'll I'll stick with this
role. I do have a cartography kit that
making is a special interest of hers so. 19 again, yeah, that
would give you a advantage I would say probably with the map
making kit to the cartography kit.
So I can I assume that I have a pretty detailed map of what I'm
seeing. I would, I would say so do you,
did you want to roll again to see if you could get higher and
do you have advantage with that kid?
I'm not sure if I'm going to get higher than that, unless you're
going to let me roll a Dexterity check.
I yeah, go for it. Roll it because I'd said both
technically and and I'd said advantage, which means you just
roll twice. Same thing, although slightly,
slightly technically roller on the on the on the on the lower
on the roll. But anyhow, so yeah, you get a
fairly adequate representation of what you're trying to do.
As you're sketching, though to you start to kind of lose
yourself in it. And as you're finishing up,
you'd probably have this sense of gratification wash over you
as your vision fades to black. No, but but that wasn't done
drawing all the happy trees. Give it you goodbye.
She's she's attempts to to clutch at the page pages as it
as it fades away. Your hand doesn't seem to
respond or if it does, there's a bit of a fading sense of as if
your your, your mind and your body aren't connected.
And there is a bit of a non non corporeal sense of your hand
passing through a page and that before you lose consciousness
completely. And that sensation that I've
described before washes over you, which I'll describe so that
Rahul has it in his mind too. Of darkness covers you as time
begins to not exist and yet move independently fast.
You feel your body start to lose all weight, floating
effortlessly in no particular direction and a void of
nothingness. Your wants, wishes and will
drift away. Only a feel, only one feeling
persists. You are all things because you
are nothing. There are.
There is no movement, but everything, including you, moves
infinitely fast, knowing all things and knowing no nothing.
Having all things but holding nothing.
And then color starts to streak across your vision and a
persistent bump bump spurs to life, bringing with it a weight
physical that of time as you feel yourself beginning to
realize there is a you a clear desire, dream, determination
pulls you towards it, growing and changing evermore.
You fall out into the evolving. You had a solid Chuck, Chuck,
Chuck with your vision clear on a what appears to be a interior
of a ship that you only get the sense because there is a bit of
unsteadiness to your your standing before you and you're
you, you. You have this feeling as if you
had stood just at the Crest of a wave and it splashes, splashes
against you, leaving a heady, tingly high sensation buzzing
across your skin. I will move the map.
I was trying to do that and read.
I have a sign hung around my neck.
Oh yeah, there's probably a a sleeping cat somewhere near you.
Couple of them not cat to backseat, sorry.
Am I supposed to be? What happened to them?
Did they stay? Oh my God.
They're separate from me. They're their own.
People. Oh, I'm so proud of them.
I'm moving the map currently so you'll see more what I was
describing. If it I think OK did load, it's
just massive and giving me some shit.
How large is the room that I'm in?
Probably no more than yeah, 5. Yeah, 20 by 20.
That was, that's what I was going to say too.
Nice. OK.
I'm sorry, did you say it was like a a sleeping quarters?
It feels more like a crew, like gathering space.
OK, but it's clearly the hell of a ship.
Clearly, yes, that is all around you.
There's a pile of pillows. There is.
Am I? Restraining.
I mean to look around to see if I've been restrained and
kidnapped. Nope.
Try to figure out how I got here.
You are not restrained. It's the first thing that
crosses your mind and the next thing being you don't remember
how you you got from point A to point B, besides the fact that
you do know that you were on that giant table and you were
sketching, but now you're on a ship and you were wherever you
were before that, almost. Instantly, the table that could
have been a vision did not face her whatsoever.
This does. She's never left her hometown or
her home city, and she has, no, she has things that she's
supposed to be doing. She has responsibilities she has
to get back. And she freaks out and she
starts kind of darting around the room until she notices.
Who's this next to me? Who do I ping?
OK. Hold, hold, hold.
Yeah. Who's?
This that might not that person might not be there.
I'm not seeing your cling ping is because I had to reload.
OK, I'll ping again. Raul, can you see?
I had to reload. I guess I might.
I am reloading one second. Where could it be this person
that I can't see? I see where we are on the bottom
of the map. You're so big.
So Nimoy has never been allowed to travel, and by the time she
came of age to have the agency to do so, she had too many
responsibilities to leave. So this is the first time she's
been outside of her city and she's on a ship, God knows
where, and she starts, she just runs to a door to see if it's
unlocked. It is.
You'd probably run straight because that'd be the first door
that you would see, and it's probably planned north.
Have to reload again. Oh.
You mean this one? Probably that would be the first
one you'd probably be be oriented towards because you're
going to land facing it with the rest of it towards your backs
and that one it would be leading out to a deck load again.
And I don't know where I pop in, but you tell me.
She this one here? This is the only door I see
planned or. Shoot, it wouldn't be a physical
representation of a door either. It's kind of like where there's
boxes where. Oh no, I can't go back out.
Oh, there it is. So we'll just say then for for a
different of it, you're just opening and closing doors and
they're all seem to be empty. OK.
I don't really have anything. I'm not interested in what's in
there. I'm just looking for a way out.
I guess. I'd look at this one next.
No one in there. Doing in here.
Oh, I don't. Know if I'm visible?
Can you hear me? Is this is the yes?
Is this person here? Mine still reloading.
Something's going on. Yeah, all the technical
difficulties. You just tell me when she sees a
bunch of cats. I see a person in a green shirt
standing on a bed. I don't think that's me.
No, that should be that. That person is not there.
OK, she carries on. Because nothing was in the room
of it. Yeah, we hear the warehouse
behind you. We do, sorry.
Is this a? Door No.
Rule 20 has given up on this map, apparently because I've
used this map 100 bajillion times.
Same. Still hugging from the zombies.
That could be like, why did you do that to me, Josh?
Graphics performance? Unsupported system or browser?
What? Fuck you for telling on me.
What's my passive perception? My passive perception is a 16 by
the way. It worked.
Is what? Sorry A. 16.
As you're kind of calming yourself down again, probably
after you've opened all the doors and realized most things
are are geared of the mind here what are empty.
Oh no, you're cutting out. I was wondering if that was me.
Josh no, I guess. Oh, there's one more door.
Baby come back. Revenge of Roll 20 Quick.
Don't leave me that way. Wait, Matt, are you still over
there with Josh is? This the other door.
No, I am now in West Michigan, dog sitting for the week.
Nice. Yeah, How?
About now. Yes, I can hear you.
I genuinely do not know how to get out of this place.
You said it was planned. NI don't see a door.
I'm going to actively look for another door because I cannot
find one. I think that. 11 the nineteens
today. Still getting, still having city
in there. You're cutting out again.
But yeah, I see I'm, I was jumping back over to actually
just give up on Rule 20 here for a second.
And I was trying to say before that little bit of theater of
the mind here. So you're I can imagine where
you're at because I've been there enough.
But you've opened probably a slew of doors by this point.
And the one that you're that I was referring to though, isn't
actually a physical looking door in Rule 20.
It looks like there's a bunch of boxes there because they're
actually just doorways out on the deck.
No doors, you know what I mean? So they're just The Archers out
directly on the deck. Yep, exactly.
And you, you shouldn't you, you, you won't be able to get there
as just your character either, because I'd have to physically
move your token out there. But anyhow, just to give you the
rest of the room you were after you've gone through and kind of
settled down and made sure that you're more or less by yourself
on this apparent ship you realize is inside.
Hello. Can you cut that?
Again. Roll 20s after Josh.
Craig. Strikes.
No. Craig strikes.
He's doxing us. He's damn it.
That's what they say, right? Hold it.
Josh No. Ever portho come back come back.
Rope 20 is. Trying to kill.
Josh. For a.
While you're very likely to being.
Very abbreviated and I couldn't tell if it was me or not.
Sorry, we were playing. You'll probably end up running
into me. I don't know if anyone else is
on the ship right now, right? No, we're all.
That's what I'm talking about. We're very much not.
On the ship, take time for a second.
Yep, that's what I'm trying to say.
I switched over my phone because because my Wi-Fi was getting
tricked. Oh no.
Yes, that was good. I think.
I accept none. Of your cookies be gone.
Yeah, so I was trying to say theater of the mind there.
You're you're on the ship. You realize that you you know
that most of the rooms that are surrounding you are empty before
you, you come back to it and see there's a pile of pillows and
there's four tobaccy sleeping in it which where you come back
into probably yourself rural you probably.
Breathing quickly. Oh.
Shit. Pat myself down.
I punched the God in the face. Is the cat speaking?
Yes. Yeah, it's a large.
So before you, you see a human sized ginger cat wearing
incredibly ostentatious, flowing like silk, purple robe.
Like, not silk, whatever color compliments ginger.
I don't know, not a color person.
You tell me some sort of complimentary color and there's
like bits of gold all all in his like fur and like his beard and
he's wears like 2 gauntlets that have like an anime character
quality about them. And on the floor behind him is a
large pile of vibrating pillow dildos that his three siblings
are all coat like cuddled into. He wears a large backpack with a
bunch of like straps too. So before looking down.
Literally looking for something. Oh, he's looking for something
in the pillows of dildos. Yeah.
So and like on his person. Before looking down she sees
this nobleman and she is she's calmed.
Hopefully this is not a ruffian gang that has kidnapped her.
But then her eyes glance down and see the rest of the scene
and she is befuddled. Sir, hello.
He stops, turns, looks at you. Irises expand very quickly.
Who are you? I'm.
I'm Nimaway. Did someone bring me here?
Are we prisoners? Where are we?
Insight check. I look, I see the torque around
her neck I assume, but I want to determine if she's lying.
She does have a torque around her neck.
And I'll pause you there. What you were seeing is a young
30s noble woman, pale skin, white hair and an ice blue regal
flowing dress. It's the dress is not very
voluminous. It's, it's more of like a, not a
slip. It's definitely a, a formal
outerwear dress, but it's not a ball dress.
It's just a, a daily noble dress.
And on her skin is what appears to be the frost that would
collect on the corners of windows here and there on the
exposed skin that you can see. And she has kind of a a peaceful
yet melancholy quality to her. I know that you'll seem to be
from money and my demeanour completely changes.
Hello, my name is Garl. It is a pleasure to meet you.
And then I kick the at the pillows and the other 3 jump up
and we all bow in unison. These are my siblings Yarl, Garl
and the Jeffrey the Magnificent. If you need anything while you
are here, please do not hesitate to ask them or Adune right pat
there. Like Wall.
And at that you continue. Looking for something?
A present in pressing up against your consciousness, as if
knocking to be let in. That's her I, I assume.
Wave my hand. Nice to meet you, Raryl, But.
And she is. She's a sentient ship.
She is everything you see around you.
She's very pleasant, very kind. If you hurt her, I will kill
you. Good to know.
Other than that, have a great like, I mean like.
You talk to her, you introduce yourself.
She's a full person. Instead of asking more
questions, I let her in. She clearly wants to be a part
of this conversation. And she just goes, oh, hello.
Dearie. You you must be wanting to join
the Rum Rollers, it appears. Well, at least Alelopoulos
thinks you should wait. Hold on, don't.
Don't accept yet. Excuse me, there's a what?
And this is all happening inside your head that that whole whole
thing well. Don't don't accept what what
what's happening? I Aduni one second aduni.
Is there any way to add like a rider to her contract that says
like she's not automatically inducted into any clubs, groups,
organizations, world conquest type things I.
Would like to read the fine print.
I want a lawyer hold on right back and put on my seat I.
Don't. I don't know what I'm doing,
much less where I am. I don't control the group.
As a but and any. Contracts that.
Any contracts that we have are, yeah, with a run through our
captain as well as the the, the contract that we already have
with the PNC. That's the only one that I know
of specifically, that once you agree to be in the Rum Rollers,
you're now part of that. That's shifting.
My eyes from side to side in a sneaky way.
Yes. Those are the only ones.
OK, well, the captain will have to induct you regardless, so it
will have to wait until then. But I'm sorry, I don't mean to
interrupt, just wanted to clarify.
Yeah. Do you think jump into the
pillows? I.
Agree to anything? Where?
Where am I and how did I get here?
Do you want to take this one? Oh, no, we don't agree.
That's part of the problem. I pop up again.
You're going to hate them. I do.
Like, do you really hate? Well, you look noble.
Are you aristocrat? Yes, yes I am.
You like the whole aristocrat thing?
Very much so. I have responsibilities.
I have to get back to my family. Right.
Yeah, you're going to hate this. You have no power anymore.
The gods have decided that you are a play thing of this and
you're fucked. Excuse.
Go back digging, there's. Apparently a contract that I
have not signed. Do I have a physical copy
please? And the two business days to
read to read through it You haven't.
Signed any contract Judy it it's at least not in any of the ones
that I am pervy to the the one that I mentioned before though
is actually outside of the rim rollers.
It's just a rider to the group. But as as soon as it's a verbal
contract it it seems to magically appear upon this
particular contract. If you agree to join the Rim
Rollers, you then agree to be part of the Wish faction of the
PNC as that. That's just I've had a little
bit more time with that particular contract, that's all.
Can I leave at any time? Heads up.
Or am IA prisoner here? I don't think anyone's keeping
you here. Depends on what you define as
here, but. That's what are the rum rollers
and how did I get here? I have many questions and none
of them are being answered. Yeah, same sister.
You've been here a couple years now, I think.
I don't know how long in game. Yeah, it would have been a
little over a month, I think. A month.
Yeah, just a month ago, but boy have we done a lot since then.
You've been at sea for a month. No, not entirely a few days on
sea, but like here, because I was like you.
I teleported, then I don't know what happened and now I'm here
and it's been like a month. You, you guys aren't at sea, by
the way, we're docked. Shit.
Oh wait, what's going on? Where are we?
At that point, too, you Grand Am and Nope, yeah, Grand am and
KIRO, you get a sense. You get you, you hear there's
there's been a new adaptation. You can kind of hear from the
torque as an audible voodoo sound comes across it.
And you get a sense of two of your companions popping back
into existence in another spot. And Cat no longer exists to you
as you're standing across from the vampiric Lord that you were
talking to before. I feel like A1.
More responsible here holding negotiations.
And at that too the the vampiric vampiric Lord goes.
Well, I'm glad you already took over the city.
That gives me some leeway on my time frames.
I'll just continue to tell him we're attempting to take over
the city for now, but if you could meet me back here at the
gates and say, I don't know, two days time.
Oh, and have some sacrifices ready.
He'll want at least some some pretty good sacrifices.
If you could get a hold of the queen, that'd be a good one.
But if not, you know, I he'll understand.
But we're going to need probably at least, I don't know, 5.
Can you do? 5 sacrifices.
We, we're, we're going to need, we're going to need to call a.
Meeting. How about 10?
1st. 10 would be great. Yeah.
I need some air she. Tries to bring we need to bring
all the heads of the PNC together.
Yeah, there's been a Who's him? Oh Akima, I assumed you know
you're the one. Well, the rum rollers are the
ones who made the contract with him directly.
Oh, OK. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. We'll have some sacrifices.
He'll be, he'll be real pleased with them.
OK, two days time 2. Days I don't give him enough
time to football to do some shit that my Yep.
Mm hmm. Good talking to you.
Yep. Well.
Oh, and. Out of sync.
And if you need me again, instead of, you know, fucking up
the whole front line again because I'll just have to raise
them again and put him back you, you could just ring this bell
and he drops it on the ground in front of you guys.
Sure. Yeah, you got it, boss.
No trouble, Bell. There you go.
I pick up the bell. Are you sure that everyone will
be in attendance for the meeting?
Everyone. You mean No.
I would be meeting you here in two days time and then we can be
on our way to the lava tower where you were before.
Yes I I am. I'm stating everyone will be at
the lava tower meeting as there's.
I mean, every, everyone being those that are actually having
any say in this. Also Ashuma, who is the only one
to make the calls. Yeah.
I just want to make sure that everyone that is of importance
is there so that we don't have any miscommunications again and
that we all are on the same page.
Oh, don't worry there'll. Be plenty more miscommunication,
but after Ma is going to be the one giving the marching orders,
so whatever he says, right? That's why you know I asked you
before you took over the city, right?
Yep, yes, we we took over the city and.
That's going to give us these really nice two days of
allocating resources, days that I'm allowed.
Don't worry. Time to read my contracts
cheese. We will be prepared and I would
like a better location for pickup.
I don't. I don't see using the city as a
pickup points. Let's say we'll meet at the
coast. I like the beach.
I like. Beaches.
He pulls out a map and he he goes.
You mean just like over by the docks or what?
No, no, no. And crap, I gotta, I gotta pull
up the map real quick. Hold on, Josh, where do I go
again to find the map again? It's done the handouts.
Yep, then map is Al Alapolis. Yeah, map of Oregon.
There it is. OK, please pull the map up.
There we go. Yeah, He, he.
Let's see. I'm trying to get this bigger
and it won't let me. OK, there it goes.
He points over by the lighthouse.
I would like to meet at the lighthouse.
OK, in the ocean. All right.
Is that too much of a problem for you?
No, no, no, not at all. Not for me.
I would be the only one making it out that way.
I don't know why we would want to meet there.
I just OK, I was just going. It was, I don't know.
It was just going to, it was just going to be, you know, a
meeting point before we headed to the lava tower.
But alternatively, in two days time we could just meet in front
of the lava tower if that would be acceptable.
Yeah, we're going to meet you there.
We'll bring the sacrifices. You don't even have to stick
around. It'll be great.
Bastard. That sounds good to me.
I mean, let's jumping around. If you're so worried about the
city, then you took over apparently anyways.
Are you doubting me? And it's just not enough dead
people in there for me to think that professional necromancy
called took it over. But you know well, I.
I I find uses in labor, yes, under good, but these are
better. These are better.
Yeah, yeah. We'll see.
And when the the quarterly reports come in, we'll see.
Anyways, I'll meet you at the Lava tower in two days time
then. Chow.
Tower. You got it, boss.
Yep. And he flies off.
On. A lava tower.
And her power must have. Find people that live in a lava
tower. Sorry, the cameras we.
Needed to get rid of him. OK, Jesus.
I thought we were going to. Go like like a military camp or
something and. Then, just like I thought, I
thought that. We're so blocked.
Master Kelledor, we will be fine.
We will be fine. We just need a little bit of
explosive help. That's what I have an idea.
But first we need a little bit of entrepreneurial help.
KIRO Tapsis, Torg Rawson. You get no reply.
I don't have a torque. Oh yeah, you don't have your
torque. God.
You get. I don't know if you're directing
it directly at me, but the other torque will probably light up.
I don't know, I said. I was just going to say my
torque. Will not my torque, the one that
I have no longer will light up for this group?
I don't. I'm going to apologize to Nim
away there and and I should have prefaced it by the saying the
camera switched to a different location, but I did catch some
of the things you were saying and you were you were you were
being flustered and went out on deck basically.
Oh. Sorry, I thought that this was
happening like holographically in front of me.
Nope, that's that's my apologies.
This was all sidebar like another location entirely.
OK. Disregard my reactions to those
scenes then. Let's see what.
Was I still hearing it through my cork though?
No, but this point I would say that there was a general
question of Rarlson coming from your torque.
Adune, Adune, can you hear me? You don't get any response from
Adune. You are miles away.
From her. But I would where, where, where.
Did he drop the South of the city?
Where did he drop? The phone at were you so if
we're going back to him away, was that going to be your
response even in into interacting with Rarlson and and
a brought up of a contract and everything were you still going
to go out on the deck? If I see here.
Starting the when, when sacrifices were mentioned,
that's when she got 'cause she, I thought she could hear this.
That was her queen. Yeah, OK.
No, no. I.
See you freaking out. I'll like come forward to
comfort you. I'll be like, sit down.
You're still in front of you're still in front of rural, then I
would I would say and Dune would have chimed in with.
This seems like a lot. Like that you're taking in,
Could I? Get you some tea or something.
A hot drink that would. Be lovely.
Do you have Earl? Grey we We have.
We have, we have some Gray teas, but I think it's just because
we've been so long at tea or at at sea.
But I I don't know any Earls that make Gray tea anyways.
And then she. I'll take.
Whatever you recommend. I.
Something just something warm would be nice.
I've I've got this beautiful floral tea that I think would do
just nicely in this and you see actually in front of you and
probably just off to this, actually it's probably just
behind you. You would hear a clattering of
boards just and if you were to look over your shoulder, you see
the deck around those, the the colpus table opening up into
what seems like a hole down into a lower deck.
And those boards that moved up rearranged themselves into some
hands that bring a steaming pot and tea cups out on the table.
I'm assuming you wanted some too barrel.
So I've got a total of 5 set out.
That's perfect. Thank you so much, my dear.
Thank you. Look at you and I see you have a
lot of questions and I I know I am not the right one to answer
them because I have no, I'm a captain.
I don't really do anyway, I have someone here who would be better
to speak to you, but I take out I think a ring from from a bag.
Yeah, you have the ring in bag. And I, I take the ring out and I
say, this is a ring of mine shielding.
There's someone in here who can answer many of your questions,
but you have to put it on, I swear.
And I put it on myself and then take it off.
It's not cursed or anything. I set it down.
Tentatively puts out a palm. Put it in your calm.
I swear to God if you do anything to this I will kill you
as well as if you do anything to a dune.
But I want to be friends with you.
But you know like precautions and all.
Drop it in your hand. The first little smile you see
kind of like just curls slightly on her otherwise sad face.
She's amused, try not to chuckle a little bit, but still very
cautious. I'd like to do an investigation
check on the ring. Absolutely.
Oh, apparently she's distracted by the pile of dildos.
Oh no. No, not too bad, but subpar.
What it was it I was trying to get 9?
Yeah. You were able to glean the fact
that it is magical, there are some magical effects to it, and
that before the. The buzzing behind the girl
oddly goes off the pillows. She.
Jumps Attention is now on the pillows.
Sorry, we got them a while ago and there's a spur of the moment
thing because we found the guy who was selling them and they're
really comfortable and my siblings like to sleep in them.
And they buzz. Yeah, they're vibrating the
dildo pillows. Don't really know why they're
like dildo pillows because you wouldn't that I assume you
wouldn't that they actually use them.
But you know, I don't judge anyone.
Maybe like maybe like there were like a funny gift that you give
someone on like the night before they get married.
Wait, I think that's actually makes sense because we got them
the night someone got married. As long as they're regularly
washed. Yeah, of course.
You do you. She looks back at the ring.
It looks innocent. She slow?
Yeah. She slowly picks it up, slips it
on her right ring finger. Or I'll turn like leans in and
says I'm just going to do something so you have some frame
of reference for who you're talking to.
And I'll use mask of mini faces to turn into me.
So you see before, before you, a human, blonde hair, blue eyes,
kind of a unkept blonde beard that's kind of down to their
clavicle, wearing a leather wizard's hat and a leather or I
wouldn't be wearing that because I can't turn my, I can't change
clothing. But yeah, a, a, a human that
looks like me. And we've met.
So. And in your mind, you hear?
Oh, fuck yeah. It worked.
It worked raw. It worked.
Wait, you're not raw. So in the.
Morning. What?
She wasn't expecting this, but she's not surprised.
She's not unfamiliar with magic either, but she's never seen
such a transformation like this. As well as a a telepathic ring.
Hello, who am I speaking to? Hi, I am the wizard formerly
known as Matt. I haven't picked a new name yet.
Me. A little while.
Yes. Matt, Matt and I camp.
I've never heard that name before.
From where do you hail? Oh, very, very far away, I
assure you. You've probably never heard of
it. OK, I mean you can try me.
A little town called Hudsonville.
It's in West Michigan, which is a peninsula in North America in
the Western Hemisphere on planet Earth.
Of what plane? The planet Earth.
Plant what plane? Plan that.
It's like a like, you know how the sun is round?
Think of like a a a plane that was wrapped around that ball
floating in space. Hmm.
She starts kind of trying to sketch this in her in her little
notebook. Yeah, for sure.
I can't see anything, so I can't correct you or anything.
So Raul might be able to, but he's never been there.
You're right in front of me, are you?
Blind. No, that is Raul.
He has an ability to turn into anyone that he's seen before.
He and I have interacted. Yes.
This is just a visual effect actually.
Raul, can you check on me, please?
Tell me what he says because I can't hear him.
Oh. Actually, can you tell him that?
Because I can't talk to him either, now that I say this in
your head. Oh, rural Sir, yes.
I'm I'm not sure what is working but it is working.
Oh, very good. Is he nice?
Yes, yes, very good. He would also like me to inform
you that he cannot hear you, so I'll have to serve as an
intermediary. That's fine.
I mean, I don't suspect we have a plan.
So like we don't have to talk all that much, but great.
But we know if you want me to do like different poses.
You're you're good. OK.
So, Matt, where am I and how was I brought to this location?
Am I? Well, I don't I don't know how
you were brought to you at this location.
Nobody knows. Well, we have an an idea.
There are gods, quote UN quote, and I'm air quotings, though I
don't have any limbs. So that's a new feeling.
There are gods, one named Alliopolis, who is the the God
of chaos, the good guy. Weirdly, he chose, he chooses
people and you're essentially on the path to ascension.
You're in a, think of it like a trial run where you're getting
tested and then a bunch of people decide if they're if
you're good enough or not. I've got some serious moral
quandaries with that, which if you were interested, I'd love to
discuss with you further, but probably another time.
I won't be able to another time. But you know, just think on it
like how, how fucked up is that anyway?
So you got chosen by these divine beings who gave you no
choice, and you got dropped here wherever you are.
I assume you're in the good campaign.
So you're going to be on a dune. Say hello to her for me.
I've never met her before. We probably can't interact
directly, but it's a pleasure. She raises a hand and kind of
wiggles her fingers to the ship. So continue.
Good, so you are on the planet or a plane I guess.
Tariff I I'm told it's kind of similar to Earth in its
geography, and it's specifically you're on a sentient ship, I
think named a Dune, filled with other adventurers like you who
are making their way through the world trying to be the good guy
in a world that really punishes that.
So I have two questions for you of.
Course. Do we know why each individual
was chosen to have something to do with their current lives and
aims? I don't know.
No, I mean, well, that's a lie. I do know this is going to blow
your fucking mind, and I'm sorry to do this early.
You're a character in a game. Think of that like you say,
let's pretend like you were playing a game and in that game
you had to create a alternate persona that you would interact
with play out and they would, you know, like so say you want
always wanted to be, you know, a firefighter or something, So you
make it make believe firefighter.
That's you. Back up.
It's a big thing to get over and I get it.
It's you don't understand and don't want to accept it for a
while. Process.
So this is a a group of people that the group of people that
man the ship. Yes.
They pretend like children. They are pretend, so are.
You like this voice in my head named Matt?
Yes, actually. I wasn't always, though.
I'm not sure I'm grasping this so.
That's totally. Fine a knight or a pawn.
You are a pawn who can queen herself, who can king themselves
at any point they want. And that's this kind.
Of all you have to do is choose to fight back.
Is is that this contract? Is that this group attempting?
No, that contract is simply to travel with the rum rollers.
They don't have a clearly defined a mission right now.
They just secured some some great trading rights and then
found out that they accidentally joined a group of necromancers
by mistake. I don't think the people who did
it are involved anymore, but we are bound to it.
So they're the they're kind of attacking the area that we are
familiar with and I think that's going on about now.
I'm not thrilled with this necromancy nonsense.
But no, no one, no one is. About ascension, yes.
Is this group actively seeking this?
It's more of like, it's more of like we're being watched
constantly, all the time. We're not actively seeking
Ascension. It's we're being judged from
afar. We've been picked as contestants
in a game show. Essentially.
You don't know what a game show is.
I do not. In a game so think of like a
murder mystery dinner. OK.
You probably had those where you're you're playing a game and
like there are, you may have like guests who simply watch.
So like maybe a murder mystery like hosted like like a play
catered event. Like a play where you, yes, are
acting and improvising. Yes.
OK, I've I've. Attended and you're being
watched constantly. Oh, that was never a part of it.
Yeah, well, it always was. That footage is out there
somewhere. So you I I'm intrigued by this
idea of ascension. You said I can queen myself and
achieve real power. Yes, in the end, if you follow
what they tell you to like a good little girl, you can get
invited to their Country Club estate.
You can get invited to their club, right, If you do all that
is something that I am still in the process of trying to
understand. There are three major deities
that you can interact with, Alleopolis, Micropolis and
Maneopolis. Good, neutral and evil.
Outside of that, it seems that adventurers who achieve a
certain level of power are able to ascend and achieve godhood if
they are allowed to buy the current pantheon of God.
So you have to both become powerful enough to become a God
as far as I understand and get hand picked by basically
sponsored by other gods. So this trio that you've
described, are they a pantheon unto themselves and there are
other gods, or are they presiding over the pantheons?
I don't know yet. That is one of the questions
that I deem to ask soon. And how do I know if an
instruction has come from one of these gods?
I don't think he will. OK, Yeah, I think your torque.
Well, OK. I think Aliopoulos is silent
because she sacrificed her own body to encase Mannyopolis.
So she's the plane, the ground, the earth, and then the God
Mannyopolis is a manipulator and he's on the inside trying to get
out. But I don't think you can
interact with Alleyopolis. And in order to talk to
Micropolis, it has to be either Eurythmic veracity or you need
to be a cleric of Micropolis, which I am.
So you said that I have been chosen by Alliopolis.
Or someone we don't know for sure.
OK, so I'm not, I'm not in contention with one of these
gods. I don't think so.
I think you get what you should be concerned about is that they
gave you no choice. They ripped you away from your
family and every six months they're going to make you fight
to the death for their entertainment.
Excuse me, what you mean? Yeah.
What happens if I just go home? There's no going home.
Why I can, I mean, granted, I have not been able to open this
door up to the hull, but if I were to get off the ship, what's
stopping me from just returning to my life?
I don't think you're from here. I hate to interrupt this very
intense discourse, but I was going to shift the camera back
over to Grand Dam and KIRO to see what they were.
Absolutely. So you guys were finding
themselves, I, I can try to switch to the map back over to
here, but you find yourselves in the middle of the horde that's
no longer attacking, kind of milling about, moving away from
you at this point to it at the wall into Socrates.
And probably even the guard that had LED you guys out to that
point is yelling over the rail. Like, did you guys get it
resolved? Are they leaving?
We're good for the moment. Let us back in.
I do it. You can't let yourselves back
in. You just jumped off the side of
the wall. Carol picks up Carol picks up
Grand Am and he's going to attempt to jump back up the
wall. It is a wall.
It is a 40 to 50 foot wall depending upon where you're
talking about. Let's do this.
Go Athletics. What is your?
I think it's based upon? Isn't it based upon strength?
Yes, my strength. Yeah.
That's my SO I believe it's. Let's see how far can I pull
this off? Let's find out.
There you go. Yeah.
So this is going to be a athletics definitely all day on
this one. That's the other.
One that I'm thinking of, I know it's strength based but.
Yep, all right. Your guys's vision over that way
so you can at least get something going I.
Think the only other thing I was going to say to her is there's
another you are competing against someone, there's another
game, another you that's evil that serves Minneapolis or is
being influenced by him. So finger guns?
Good luck with that. Wait, I'm sorry, did we switch
back? No.
All right, all right. So it's got to be two bounds for
me. I just want to.
Throw that at you real quick. I don't see my character at all.
Come on. Second I.
Might be confused because I did delete my character right there
at the end before. Yeah, I wrapped it.
Just gone. Yes, I see you.
I can see you on the map. Yeah, I can't see me, so I don't
think I'm in control. You should be able to try now.
Refresh the page I guess. Refresh the page.
I was just tacking that on to the end of the last thing before
I forgot. But yeah, Josh, it'll be it's
going to have to be two bounds to make the jump happen.
Can you double jump? Double jump.
Well, what, what, what, what, what?
What he's aiming for is, you know, Yeah, I can find purchase,
find a foot purchase against the wall and then use that to bounce
up higher. Yeah.
Refer as I cast the spell jump on him.
Oh Lord. Yeah, you can just cast.
The actual use of the. That way he will be surprised
when he's doubled whenever he's helping.
Oh Oh no, that might be that might be bad super.
Superman Jump. Yeah, we're going.
We're going full Morrowind on this one, boys.
You, you go to jump up the wall. What?
So tell me how you're intending to double jump up the wall
because it sounded like you were facing the wall intending to
kick off the wall again. Yeah, basically find a foot
purchase for my foot against the wall and then just use it to
like shoot myself up to go get some of the rest of the way,
which is probably. I'm I'm going to need a
Dexterity saving throw if you're casting that grand am all.
Right, let's. See here I'm, I'm, I'm needing a
Dexterity saving throw from Kiddo, but I was just asking to
confirm that you were connecting that.
Yeah, I'm casting it. This is.
How? OK, kiddo.
OK. You fail upward in the sense
that you, you, you slam into the wall right where you were
expecting to hit, but your force and momentum was far more
exceeding than what you were planning on.
So you just slide up the rest of the way to the I think it's
only. I think you can jump your
movement speed plus your modifier, right?
Yeah. So yeah, I, I, I, I jumped a a
whop, a whopping 48 feet and that hurt a lot.
Well, jump on that's double. Yeah.
So as you hit you, you miscalculate the, the edge of
the wall as you kind of you're kicking off of, you're trying to
kick off of it and you slide you're like, because because of
the angle and the trajectory, right?
So you're, you're, you've angled incorrectly hit the top of the
crenellation where you're expecting to, to, to, you know,
kick off of slam into it and continue straight up over the
wall. Another, yeah, 'cause it was
like 40 to 50 feet. So you, you, you would have had
to have hit somewhere that was less than 40 feet or more than
40 feet to, to have had that effect.
But yeah, you're over the wall. You're in the air and master.
Keldor, if you could do something about our descending
would be much appreciated. I don't have any spells for
that. Make yourself something that can
fly, Master Kelledor, I think. That's.
I'm out of squirrel juice. I believe that is 30 feet of
fall damage. Is there anything that I can use
to reduce, like reduce the speed of our fall to the ground?
Is there any like flag banners or poles or like draped anywhere
around this embattlement? No, they were keeping those to a
minimum in case the situation with the zombies progressed.
I apologize. Master Kelledor, this might hurt
a little bit. All right, I'm going to try to
nimbly and gracefully land and combat roll myself so that Grand
Am does not get injured. OK.
God, please do not dice. Love me today.
Please love me at least in this moment.
Love me What's? Grand Am's HP.
Granddad, this is going to hurt a lot.
It's going to hurt a lot. Nah, it'll be OK if.
He dies hurt into something else so it kills that XP out.
If you. Wanted to.
I'm not. I'm almost at wait.
I didn't level. Oh, I didn't do that.
I didn't take my feet. I was going to say, if you
wanted to try and protect Grand Am as you were describing, you
would no. No, Josh, what I'm saying is I
was going to take the feet that the dragon wing Dragon's wings
so I didn't run into this problem ever again.
I just didn't took the feet yet because we had to run into.
This problem. More than you think it's me.
Did I? I don't know.
Am I still here? I hear you now.
OK. Yeah, no.
I am. Going yeah, at level 8, I am
going to take the dragon, Dragon wings, feet.
Josh, you can describe how my wings finally manifest for me.
By the description, I assume they manifest at as Dragon's
feet. Yeah, I have wings.
No, they're Dragon's feet as wings.
That's. What?
They. Oh God shit.
No, I'll, I'll, I'll lean into what you were describing before.
And they they burst out from your back as a shadowy form that
almost gaseously, gaseously poof into existence which.
I'm how close do we get to the ground?
Do we get to the ground for that?
It's like. I'm assuming too that you with
that I, I, I don't know what that exactly gives you beside
it. Gives it gives me my movement
speed and flight. It's all it does.
Oh, OK, That's what I was going. That's what I was waiting for.
Doesn't but. He's grown up his whole life
without them, so he has no idea what he's doing.
So you guys would probably be falling through the air before
kiddo goes is really probably like focusing really hard on
like. I thought I had.
Something for this occasion I was planning for it, or at least
I was trying to before the zombie and would get like 15
feet above the ground before your wings spread and you are
able to just have the damage of 10.
To 5:00 to 5:00. You're flying.
I'm flying. Is flying supposed to hurt?
No. Not in my experience.
Maybe I should practice more? Maybe.
But we're across the wall. Let's make our way back to the
ship. And the guard yells.
Up to you goes. Are they just supposed to what?
What are we supposed to do? They won't move.
Oh, OK. Should we hold our position
then? Hold your position if they, move
if they. Twist ask you work for the
professional necromancy. Yes, if if they ask you work for
the wish. You're you're under contract.
You're under contract with the Wish faction, that's what you
say. Repeat it back to me.
We're under contract with the Wish faction.
Good. If they try to eat you put them
to rest OK her. Let them.
That would be good for our rules.
No, don't do that. I don't think we want to.
Take a one. OK, I'll let the Queen know, I
guess. It's complicated.
We'll explain it once I understand it.
Chiro looks down. Looks down to Granny up.
So you say it's not supposed to hurt when you fly, explain
flight and get us back to the ship faster?
Now like flap them around a little bit and you go like a
listen man, when I turn into a bird or something, it just kind
of works. You see KIRO, he just starts
like shaking his shoulders and like like this.
Yeah, it's kind of like shrugging, but harder.
OK. All right, so he grab, he kind
of grab, he kind of like puts you in one arm.
He takes his other arm and he he starts like pumping his
shoulders, pumping his shoulders.
Yeah, like that. All right.
OK. Good job.
We got this and he jumps and tries to let the wings take over
and start the flight. This is right, right?
This is how we do this. Yeah.
Takes you guys a little bit longer than expected, but while
you, Rahl and Matt and Nim away are discussing the finer points
of reality, it sounds like. It's fucked man.
You hear a thud on the deck, probably.
Yeah, there's there's definitely a thud.
It is. Not Roarl jumps up and turns
back into himself. It sounds like the others are
here. I'm bored of this and I wander
away. Oh, right, because you've been
just standing in silence while I talk to myself.
Nimaway freezes, having the last words in her head to be.
I don't think you're from around here.
And she's deeply disturbed. Pause for a second.
The map that she saw on the table, that was her home world,
correct or no? I would.
I would guess so, yeah, Unless you had something else planned,
because I, as far as I know, at at least from the characters
that we've played, KIRO and Grand Am from this particular
session are the only ones that may not hail from Tariff.
Oh, OK. But I don't know I you guys have
not told me specifically. Oh yeah, we're, we're, we're,
we're, we're transplants from another world.
Like Nimoy? Probably.
Yep, she may be from here. Yeah, that's what I think you
were just discussing. I had imagined she was from
tariff because I OK there was another option.
There is. But I have not chosen.
I have not a. Lot of options.
I haven't chosen a spot on the map yet for her to be from.
Hats off. What you're realizing, I guess,
as Emily, is that there was always another option.
All right, yeah. OK, so a thump conversation
interrupted. Does Cat walk off upstairs?
Probably. Raul Cat's a different.
Person the the character sheet says cat I think.
Well, Cat is a different person. Oh yeah, it.
Says Raul Rarlson. OK, they make things even more
confusing. Cat is a chicken.
Yep, Yep. Cat's A.
Chicken. Cool, cool, cool.
OK. Cool.
I'm I don't know if I'm on the right.
I don't know. I don't know if he is on the
right map or not. He goes to check out who just
got here. Oh, that's good.
Way he got here. Cautiously follows.
Sure, Josh, I. Don't think I'm running mad.
I think you are, but I I think the problem is just that this
map is huge and it doesn't like me anymore.
It's because you put all the zombies in their mat.
What are you talking to me for? I didn't do shit.
We'll just blame that for it. See works.
I put the zombies in the other game, so you were on the table,
right? Nimu Nimui, What's your name?
Sorry, I didn't ask. Nimui.
Raw, that's nice. Yes, there was a large table and
I was able to transcribe a map before I left.
I can only assume that that we we are here and I pull it out
and I point to the the spot that had been glowing on the.
Map great. I can't see this.
Is my guess. As you pulled it out.
Oh, wait. This this is rural talking,
correct? No, this is me talking into your
head, Aurora. Wandered off.
Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, I thought you were.
Oh, I see. OK.
I'm on the ring and you're walking or I assume you're still
wearing it unless you take it off.
No, no, I'm still wearing it. OK.
So yes, yes, I was on the table and I transcribed the map of
tariff. Perfect.
That's pretty great. Was where was this table?
I don't really know. I think it's floating in the
infinite sea, which is kind of like space, which is kind of
like space. Yeah.
Think of like the sky, but further up and less air.
No clouds. It's where the stars are.
Yeah, that's probably a better way.
OK. So I'm interested in that table,
yeah. Can you remember exactly?
Like do you remember how wide the table was?
Like where about you started on it?
I'm not as wide as my castle. You got a castle that's sick.
I tried to buy a house here in Denver and the mortgage was
about $4500 a month. And let me tell you, I can't
spend 75% of my income to do that.
So I killed myself and came here.
I have so many questions. Well, I'll come back to this,
she continues. Following Raul up the stairs.
You have. Just like A1A, the only way I
can describe him is he is a bedraggled, wrongly looking
little dwarf and he just kind of runs up to you.
Wait, wait, sorry. Have I been introduced?
Have I been given this name? I I no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. I I'm assuming you went
upstairs, which means. Yeah.
So yeah, great. And I'm like oh shit we got a
live 1. And he runs.
Up to you. I'm.
I'm Nim away. Well, well within the like
appropriate bubble. Oh, and she she kind of raises
her hands a little bit above her hips and takes a single step
back. He's he blinks at you out of
sync. And how tall is he?
Like the people that would pay attention will get.
He's like 5 two right now. OK, so they're about the same
height. She's 5.
Three. Yeah.
All. Right.
So she takes another step back to kind of put some distance to
some, some conversational distance between the two.
We got a new one. Caro, where are you from?
The table too. I'm I'm not sure if I'm
comfortable giving out this information.
I don't even know where I am. I can kind of understand why I'm
here. I've been.
I've only seen the water mostly. You.
Did it on the. Ship.
For how long? About like how long we've been
sailing. Like how you doing, Eric?
How long you Rorlsen cat? How long has it been since you
chased me up the mast? Like 3 days.
Three days 3. Days it's only.
Been three days. Yeah, I know, right?
That's crazy. Past has ship, All right Yeah 3.
Days it's not too long, but we're we've docked.
Why have you not gone into town? Well, I did, but I got lost and
the guards weren't very nice to me.
Wait so we we are allowed off this ship?
Yeah. Did you think you were a
prisoner? I am not quite certain what has
happened to my life at this point.
Yeah, so. You're a dream.
So behind him it's all you see. You see about 77 foot too tall,
fully armored, alabaster skin tone from like where the helmet
is not covering his face with quite large black wings.
My apologies. Master Kelledor is bad with
introductions. This is Master Kelledor.
I am Lieutenant KIRO Kampachi, Lieutenant to the ship.
I am pleased to meet you. He.
Extends a hand, and it emerges from like his beard.
Does he have two other hands at his sides?
No, they were. That's just how big his beard
is. Oh, oh, OK.
She sticks out just three fingers to shake the beard hand.
She doesn't mean to be rude, she's just nervous and she kind
of. She's smiling but confused, and
she looks back up. Is.
That a cultural thing. Three fingers.
If you look back up at KIRO, thank.
Thank you, lieutenants. What town have we docked in?
This is the town of Socrates you are on.
OK, so my. Suspicions work on the ship
known as Adune. We are the rum rollers.
I don't the name comes from but like I guess we have rum again
three days. They're doing a chime unit at
this point and just go, we're actually out of Rome.
We're out of Rome. Where's the Rome gone?
I I. I think it was.
All for us. Shit, man.
All right, the party, right Rural.
It'll be a house. High fives all around.
So it's my understanding that everyone here has been scooped
up from their lives and they've just gone with it.
It's kind of normal for me. What what is the what's the
mission here? What you all doing figure?
That out. What has kept you all from
returning to your homes? Well, this happens a lot.
I I fall into little gaps in the universe and come out where
like, I guess, like I'm needed. What?
Oh yeah, you're part of a dream, but it's not your dream.
Well, we'll get to that. This doesn't quite feel like a
dream. Immediately, I mean.
This can all be explained by a simple kidnapping.
But it can't because I'm not from like, where's that map?
I get go like I know that somebody else took the map that
I had my paper airplane. I'm pretty sure you paper what?
Oh no, wait, Cat has it. I haven't.
No, no, no, not. You cat, not cat cat what have?
I was pretty sure you you ended up getting it actually.
Grand am because grand. AM reaches out and pulls out OK
a map that is as big as the table that you were on.
Like I'm not from here. Like the big as big as the table
that Nimoy spawned on. Yeah, yeah.
How does this? How does it fit on the ship?
You you actually wait, Trump. We we went into like a frame and
became like an iPad thing. Yeah, I'd remembered that.
I was trying to remember. Yeah.
So you'd, you'd you'd taken it and folded it up and then were
able to use it basically like that.
So it's like multiple sheets of paper thick, right.
But you're you're scrolled into a particular area.
I'm not from here, I'm from like.
He zooms out until like as far as he can.
OK, so the the paper is interactable like what I what
Nimoway experienced on the table.
Yes, this seems to be almost identical to the one that you
would experienced on the table in the sense.
That's how I got off. I made a paper airplane.
She steps forward immediately next to Grand Am, bubble be
damned. She's fascinated by this paper
and she she puts two hands on it and she's interacting with it.
That's awesome. He'll hold it in your head.
So. So she's scrolling around,
trying to take in this new world that she's never seen before.
Anyways, as I was saying, yeah, I'm not from here.
I'm. And you appeared on the ship in
in similar fashion to myself. Yeah.
After showing up on the table and then riding a paper airplane
into the void. I'm just OK, we'll, we'll, we'll
leave that there. And so everyone else, everyone
has transported here and instead of I mean, I guess I'm.
I did not I'm. Trying to understand why I just
don't go home. Ow.
We all have purpose. I mean, I could charter a ship.
They don't do. They how that?
Works. Hey.
Hey KIRO, do they make ships to Ellenmore from here?
I do not believe that's how it will work.
Yeah, going to like a plan or gate or something like that.
Something that's and then probably have to fight whatever.
God brought us here. We'll get to that part later.
Working on it. Right now we're currently
worried about a lava tower. I did not sign up for lava and
sacrifices and the. Who said anything about
sacrifices? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that she
was not actually in that conversation.
Right, right, Kira will bring Kira will bring that up to Ross
and when he pulls Ross and aside at while Kira Grand Am gives
Nimoy the five cent tour the. 5 cent tour.
Wait, so Grand AM is giving that to her?
I. Guess it.
Seems like it's. Just got abandoned by everyone
else. Anyways, yeah, so like there's a
necromancer cult. Apparently they're like
apparently like the professional necromancer cult.
I don't know how they came by that name.
Like it's not very ominous. It feels more like they're like
a union, but. No.
Unions. Well, it sounds like they are a
union. I slam something.
Anyways, we apparently somebody else before us signed a contract
and like, well, we're going to try and weasel out of it.
Kira looks idly at at Rosen at the moment.
By. Going.
To. Their lava tower and blowing it
up. We got to find explosives and we
got to find explosives and we got to find 10 people willing to
like, pretend they're sacrifices.
They're wanting sacrifices. It's going to be rough.
And then we're going to smuggle those explosives into the lava
tower, blow it up. At least that's kind of my
working plan, but we haven't really discussed it at all.
Oh, and there's a vampire. He's leading an undead army
outside the city that was going to conquer it, but we convinced
him that we've already conquered it.
Is that about right? Yeah, that's pretty much it.
So I have to admit this doesn't sound great.
No it doesn't. But you're saying until I find
my way home? This.
I'm I'm would really appreciate. Your.
Help he makes big old doe eyes up at you for.
The one. Yeah, I mean more than for the
one inch that he's below you. I mean you you want seem nice
enough, I don't know how much help I can be.
Me any help is. What help?
Someone responsible Aduna chimed in.
Do. You have a cup.
Aduna chimes in on everyone's head, in everyone's heads
actually, too, and says, well, if anyone's asking for help,
she's running now. We're we're going to, we're
going to need some supplies for the ship in general, just as a
reminder. I mean, I can go into town and
pick up rum. I think we need that I.
Have no money? I need many.
Supplies. Give me money and I will get
supplies. She pulls out a gold coin.
Didn't didn't Ash leave her like gems on board for this purpose?
Yes, she did. No, because Ash doesn't exist in
this campaign. Oh, wait.
She like, she let like I thought at some point she like took all
her like money out and put it on board for people to use.
I don't know if I'm remembering that right.
No, that was the pocket. Rocket Pocket.
Rocket Yeah, Ash doesn't exist in this campaign.
We don't have any money. We have to go talk to the Queen.
Yep, I do and it does pipe up though and go Oh well, there's
like that. Well, the 10K.
You know the 10,000 gold that was left on board, I believe
Shia and you you see somehow the figure that that the head figure
of the ship somehow get a Nosebleed.
I don't remember who that is anymore, but they they they left
some 10 K 10,000 gold pieces on board that I think you found to
rural on the Isle of Shandong. That's right.
Yeah, that's right. They had photos of her.
Tack on it. Yeah, that's what it was, yeah.
Cool, we got money. We'll get you.
Supplies are doing it. Don't you worry baby, you think
they saw? Don't.
Don't look into that. I know you're in a monogamous
relationship with cat, so like that was just me being playful.
Rosen, I have a yes, we have a bit of a conundrum.
We have to. So there's going to be a meeting
of all the PNC, as you know, all of them.
Anybody, he said. Anybody that was important and
making decisions would be there. Like just here or like a
worldwide gathering? I have no idea, but it's.
Going to be a lot of important PhD.
Members, which makes it the great the best place for a
surprise terrorist attack. So you know.
I had an idea like that recently.
I don't know where I got that from.
It was like blow them all up, but yeah.
Like take out like an entire city.
Yeah, I feel you. Like.
So I know this will be a bad thing and.
Well, hold on, Why are there any casualties?
Are there any civilians on the board?
My plan? Or that they're just
necromancers. I'm not dead.
My plan kind of revolves around a little bit of desecration, and
it pains me to have to say it like this.
Oh yes, I like this. Go on.
This looks good. We we will need to go to the the
local morgue Mortuary, find the most recent unfortunate
casualties of this undead and find 10 bodies.
Preferably after we give them final rights preferably, and
then we're going to use their bodies as a bit of a, what's he
saying, Trojan horse. But don't want to get into a
human corpse. How much, How much, How much
dynamite can we? Theoretically.
Place in a cavity of a body. Well here's the thing, we'll
need the dynamite to do that. But also I like tap a dunes
hole. We have a shit ton of Dragon's
breath. A those those chime in at this
moment and going you you hear actually to a resounding I don't
know if that came through. It was a knocking sound that I
was trying to make. No, that sounds kind of like a
hollow knocking on wood. And it was, I think Ferris is
here and you guys hear from over the side of the deck.
This is a quick interjection to in all of this, do you guys see
the map that I put up now? OK, Yes, yes, that's where you
find yourself. You particularly find yourself
just for yourself in the way as everyone else would probably
recognize a dune. But in in this.
Yeah. And there is a figure that is
standing over the edge. You guys are sitting probably 20
feet from the waters above, above the water and another 15
feet above the dock. But here doing a chiming in with
just saying, I think someone's here actually for the Dragon's
breath. You probably would hear from the
side. Hello.
Oh. Yes, Ferris.
Ferris here. Think we have extra though
because we also bargained for the date.
Yes, but now we must figure out how much dragon fire can go
inside 10 bars, Yes? I don't know.
We'll find out. We have to go talk to the Queen
probably. She wants to probably talk to us
about the attackers at the city and she should have a say, I
think. They are her people, of course.
Nim. Away.
I'm happy to be of use, going to town, getting supplies if you
need me to come help with negotiations.
I don't know how much you could all be in a fight, but if you're
willing to house and feed me then I might might as well be of
use. That's an admirable position, I.
Freaking AM. Tell me about it.
All right back. If we get into a fight, come to
me, I have the ability to attack from a very long range and I can
get away very quickly. So, and I kind of like show my
back, which is like a bundle of like leather straps.
This is so that people can ride me not in like a sexy way, but
like in a like a utility tactical way, like I said.
Clarifying. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Carol kind
of shows off his back to Rosen. Yes, I have also had a new
addition. But sick?
The wings. Why?
Thank you. Yep.
Oh yeah, the wings. I do, they look like feet.
No, not feet. Do you think?
The turtles have gunpowder. Yeah, maybe I'm pretty.
But let's go talk to. The Queen and get a heading
there. Yeah, you look over to the side
of the the ship, potentially to the person that's knocking out
the hull and continuing to go. Hello.
Poke my head over. Hello.
And you see Ferris, the gentleman who before.
Oh, hello, Raul. Have you used one of those
candles yet, by the way? I haven't seen.
An adequate. Summation.
Of of data to, to, to. Whether or not they're
marketable. You know I haven't, but I will
as soon as I can. We've been really busy.
Well shit, I understand that. Guys, we have to use the sex
candles. I I definitely understand that.
That's one of the reasons why I left those out there in the
further test trials. But yeah, you guys have been
gone for a while, about a week or so.
So I figured you might have had a chance, especially with
Chanda. He he does like his parties.
Anyhow. This business.
Yeah, I'm here to take the Dragon's breaths for the Queen
so that I could. You know, synthesize them into
antidotes for the magics that people are losing across the
city. It jumped down or crawl down
this side of the ship. Inspect this dude pretty
closely. Make sure it's the right guy.
Pull out the. Contract like a like a pick up
like contract. You'll have to sign here, here,
initial here, sign here, here, and here.
This is a additional disclaimer, another as an addendum that the
Queen will have to sign as well, but I hope she can find it in
her heart to do so for her. People.
I can't sign for that for the Queen.
Of course, but the rest is for you.
I I can certainly sign over the breaths and he holds the pen
right over that spot, but I do have to say the dock.
Workers seem to be afraid. Of you, one of them was banished
into a pocket dimension. For a while.
Instead of paying the gold docking fee or the silver, it
was only a silver. I believe that that is.
Terrible. I pull out like A2 Platinum and
I just like kind of like finger them in front of him.
That would be a terrible misunderstanding and we don't
want that kind of like argument with the city.
We are good of standing business owners who wish for nothing more
than to do all things legally. I'm I'm sure, I'm sure.
On the table. Misunderstanding and he, he, he,
he looks at them and then goes. I pointedly look away.
OK, I think. I slide one more over.
He just turns heavy breathing and he goes, is there, is there
stipulations with this? Do you want something from me?
Am I trying to go backside deal? I wish for nothing more than
friendship and the token of our forgiveness for being rude.
We wish for nothing more than good relationships moving
forward and such incidents. Sally, the good name of our
shipping company. Oh well, I I think this will
definitely make up for the vanished workers.
Perfect. I slap him on the shoulder and
walk away. How much?
How much is any? How much Dragons fires in each
crate weight wise? Weight.
I don't know how to answer that my friend, I think.
I, I I did the math. I did the math.
Seven.
OK, so human body holds 7 gallons or 25 liters of fluid.
Yeah. But it needs to be in a sealed
container, so you just want to put it into the chest cavity.
Yeah, and each of. These these containers that
Ferrous has devised to hold Dragon's breath is probably
about the a Mason jar size. Just to give you a visualization
which I'm trying to trying to give you a physical element to.
They are somewhere in the range of 32 oz.
I want to say if you were talking fluid ounces of the size
of that container. But anyhow, and I think we
discussed what was it like? Gosh, I'd have to.
Because it wants to blow up a bunch of people, I.
Understand where this is going, I'm just trying to figure out
exactly. Yeah, let's see.
We would need, let's see the 32 oz.
There are. I wanted to say that there was
something like 10,000 per crate, but that sounds ridiculous
because I've. But I, I feel like that's right.
Just yeah in my full. 10,000 sounds familiar but I don't know
if that was like 10,000 per ship I.
Think it was per crate. Nice.
It's bigger on the inside. Let's see.
I see 32 ounces equals .25 gallons.
So if I switch this, go to a quarter, go to the other, so I
switch that to the other way around, I need 70, we need 8960
oz, 60 ounces. Divided by 32.
Let's see this SO divide. Use them all.
This shit is very expensive. Yeah, I know.
And the. Bloat like we used one to kill
an army so like. Yeah.
So let's see. 1. Per One blew up an yeah yeah,
one blew up an army. One, yeah, one per body would be
way overkill. We'll put two in each body.
Jesus. It's a lot of firepower, but.
Yes, we'll put two in each body. I think they wanted living
sacrifices. It's not much of A sacrifice if
it's a dead body. Most evil called.
One living sacrifices. You know, we could just.
We'll find the. Confusion and just use them as a
means to smuggle the gunpowder and it'll be great.
And we'll bring like 100 of them and pull out a bag.
This is a bag of holding. We could just put gunpowder in
it. What happens if you blow up a
gunpowder inside the bag of holding?
I don't know. My friend Franklin would
probably be interested in finding out, but.
Who's a Franklin? I don't know.
Bro would get a Nosebleed on that was not hitting it.
Fuck I slapped the table like get a note like gesture to one
of my siblings and they come and like dab my nose.
Sorry. Alright, so we'll need 20 jars
put aside. Still trying to figure out.
And the rest shall go to the Queen.
And so shall we. But we also need to shop.
I have a big list. And I say in her, in her head,
Nimoy, Nimoy, Nimoy, Nimoy, Nimoy.
Yeah, I've got a bunch of stuff that I need as well.
Can you tell Rarl to pull out his bag for me?
Excuse me, Sir. Rarl.
Yes, Matt would like you to pull out your bag.
Oh. And pull out an inky black
starry looking bag. Who is that?
Yeah, tell him. Tell him to pull me out.
I want to make sure that I'm still there.
Matt, is this ring? Matt wait, wait, wait.
Can you repeat that, Matt? He needs to check on my body.
Something about his body. You'd like.
Me to check on it is is there a body in that bag Yeah.
He's probably concerned I open up the body and I summon Matt
and I camp. Wait a minute, is is he a dead
body? Is there a dead body in that
bag, Sir? So you.
I'll find out here in a. How long has he been dead?
The dead body of Matt Nykamp and.
Gentle reposed. Yep, the body itself is.
There were a bunch of holes inside of the including his eye
sockets that are empty, but there are a bunch of tiny holes
all across his corpse which seem to ooze goo as they are as it's
as the corpse is pulled out. What the fuck?
I. Think I missed something?
Not the actual fuck Roarl. Oh, sorry.
The the part you're missing is the the dead the dead.
Oh, the bugs. Yeah, the bugs died because they
couldn't breathe. Yep.
Did they come out? As goo Oh.
Don't tell him that I turned the NIM away.
Don't don't tell Matt what? That his that don't say that out
loud or think it because he can hear you think.
Well, I can't quite control my thoughts.
You should tell me. What the fuck happened?
So Matt can tell I'm horrified at what I'm seeing.
Yeah. I'm disgusted.
Does Nimway recognize the corpse?
Yeah, it's the person that. You, yeah.
Yeah, Raul turned himself in to me.
Oh, wait. No, because he.
Wouldn't remember, Or would he? It would have been as if if a
dream, so you would at least have a recollection.
So yes, I would. OK, so Nimoy does recognize this
corpse as the apparition that she previously saw.
Yes, with two missing eyes and a bunch of other crap which.
Would probably like. I can jump start him.
Nope, not yet. That's the plan, but not yet.
What? Oh wait, I can't jump start him
because I can. I got that ability to jump start
him. The ability to to revive people.
Yeah, I got Spread the dying. I can.
Literally. No, no, he's spared the dying is
if he's already dying, he's like full dead, dead, dead.
Yeah, that's not alive. I slap him.
The Necromancy Cult. No, we need him.
He's mine, I'm just, I'm taking him out so he can see and be
happy. Tell him.
You think he's? Happy you're.
Airing him out. Oh my God.
You guys got to get like a restoration spell too before I
do this. Fuck can.
Someone do something about the smell?
Oh, sorry, I pick him back up and I put him in the bag.
He's the. Ring smell.
Yeah, from the goo. The goo's the part that smells.
What the fuck? I know what.
He's called the boob deck, but I can just.
Sorry, I don't like that. Oh God, that.
Body to be rotting. No, he's not rotting.
He's not rotting. It was what was in him that was
rotting. Somebody did something to him in
an attempt to do something else, but it backfired.
The nail died inside of him I think, but he himself is not
rotting. His body is magically protected
for 10 days. Crystal clear.
I will not. Come out so, so we need we need
to take this body to a priest. Cleric Yes, I have a revive and
I pointed the ring in here, but I did not expect the extensive
damage to the body, so we'll have to do that soon within the
within the week. I mean, I know druids are good
at restoration. Master Calador.
Calador. Yes.
No, no, no. No, OK, no.
Can't do it. You want me to feed him a Berry?
I can do that. You want me to like, Yeah.
Nope. I got to find this bell.
I don't know which it's like a restoration or a Gray tower or a
less time hold. On what cat How?
How much restoration are we talking here?
Most, well, I don't know if he can get his eyes back mostly
like I'd like a like we need to make sure that when he comes
back to life, he won't just die again like all these holes.
Isn't that what the spell does? There's not the spell that
brings. Them back just kind of fix all
that. I've not cast one personally,
but I've seen them cast before. Yeah, they just kind of fix that
kind of stuff. Really.
Even the eyes. I mean, maybe not the eyes, I
don't know. How long have they been gone?
Blink of an eye. Funny, I don't know, a couple of
hours tops, maybe a day. He's.
Probably fine like they should. Did they go away as a result of
him dying? No, right beforehand.
Maybe not, I don't know, like. Yeah, he was suffocated to
guess. He suffered.
What the fuck? Yeah, we we probably should see
a priest as soon as possible. I put him back in the bag,
probably like. Is there any other surprises,
Rosen, Any other? Doctor I know of.
No, like further horrifying things in the bag.
I mean if he put stuff in there before he left baby, but not as
far as I know. No, this is his bag.
Should I have gone? Harris chimes in.
Oh no, do you sign the paper? Yes, I'm trying to roll a
constitution. Oh, that was not what I wanted.
There we go. You see him like, Oh yeah, no,
no, that was AD 20 originally too.
I thought I clicked AD 12 first. Anyways, yeah, yeah, you see him
gagging and just like barely holding his luncheon.
Oh yeah, sorry. KIRO walked up to Ferris.
For your discomfort. He put he places a gold coin in
his hand. My apologies please.
Give him 10 platinum. I thought there was.
We're trying to help. We're trying to help a poor
soul. We apologize.
If you've had any discomfort seeing this, it's it's fine.
I. Think that thank you, this will
help me buy a couple lunches. But he swallows strugglingly and
goes. Well, you never seen this body
before. Go on.
Let me know if there's anything that I could help with.
It looks like you were able to obtain a 50% of, well, rather a
25% increase on the expected amount of Dragon's breath that
we were, yeah, expecting. Say hello my friend.
We were great at doing our work for the dragon.
Is there is there perhaps any particular direction you would
like my researchers to go, maybe that that's a good, good
direction besides the dock workers that need this for for
this investment to go? Oh, for researchers we actually
are looking for land like a warehouse or like a dock,
something that can house a number of ships.
Maybe like be like a trade the port something for sale for
cheap for the heroes of the city.
I could build an entire dock just for your guys's for this
price if that's what you like. It would be much appreciated.
As well as a number of basic supplies.
OK, I think I mean depending upon what you mean by a number
of basic supplies that might be vague in my particular field,
but as it were, I believe I'm also tasked with because you've
completed your mission outfitting a dune to fly.
Yes, yes. Mama is not here, neither is
Cat. They're going to miss it.
I can't video it. You know, destroying a lava
tower sounds a lot easier when we can just drop the bombs on
it. I think that I could.
I do need to build an air dock and this would be an adequate
sum to start those rather continue those particular
directions if that is is acceptable.
It is. OK, well if you if you're OK
with the general direction, I will be putting an air dock
above the red district or the inner ring just before the
castle as I could not get the the permissions to build such
above the castle itself. That it would.
Seems to be some security risk or some other.
Makes sense? Shall we go?
Should be in our property right? Then we could rent it out.
You would like it to be inside the new district that is being
built. I think I've heard tell of it
from from Queen. Wherever it is that our our base
will be, that could be the starting point for a whole
series of Air Station docks. And we get the others for a
small fee. Docking fee, of course.
Of course you you can't maintain the docks without a docking fee.
How else would you maintain them?
Of course. My friends Rosen, shall we
depart to speak to the Queen? To the Queen.
Chiro picks up the Grand Am. I can't walk.
I have my own means. Race you there, We can borrow
some gold. Last time he got an entire like
colony of rats pregnant. I beg your pardon?
What? What?
I did no such thing. What do you think those children
will look like? I don't know.
What, you're talking dwarf rat? Or I bet that's how rat people
get born. Oh my God, that all makes sense
as we like make our way through the city.
Summon water on for. Horrible.
I don't. Have water prepared.
I can't good Berry and throw one at his head.
At at this point to feed Cheatsia sticks her head up from
your pocket and goes is there more cheese and rat so no one
else understands what does. Nimway See.
Nimoway sees a rat poke out of Grand Am's pocket and and cheap.
Thick thighs. What color is the rat and how
large? No rat colors.
Oh. Long, sexy.
Tail Rat. Tan, Gray, white, black.
I was a. Video OH.
And it got yeah. Saved.
Huh. Get lost in.
Them black rat I guess. OK.
And how large are we talking like New York City size or like
pet rat sized, I mean? She's fitting in his pocket.
I mean could do her like pocket. Well, there's no bottom in that
pocket. Oh wait, wait, is that pocket
that bag of holding? No, no, no, no.
Just like his like, shirt pocket.
Oh, shirt pocket. OK, so I have talked with
animals. I would like I would like to
cast this OK and ask the rat what it would like.
You have a verbal and semantic. Just written up just a SEC.
It doesn't say what I need to cast.
It would be representative. Like role play.
Flavored Yeah by. AAV and an S?
Yeah. If it is, then that's verbal and
semantic and however you would like to verbal, you know,
whatever you want to say and whatever your hand gesture or
arm gesture or wink, however however you want to cast this.
Basically, I I guess I'll just speak in Juridic.
What would you like, little one? Geez.
I start putting your pockets. He wants cheese but it's not
good for rats, so I just kind of like play with.
It wait. I can't do it.
I'm a druid. Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. OK, I missed that before.
And I'm kind of like, surprised that you can.
You can also understand me. So I mean, the occasional cheese
couldn't hurt, could it? She wants a lot of cheese.
How much is a lot? Like a.
Lot oh, but after Ron attended the other day and she was in the
pantry, there was. No children, I couldn't.
Oh, where does it all go? I don't know, it's concerning.
What is an acceptable substitute?
I've been just really didn't want food honestly just.
Bread. You hear from this couple?
I break a little a little bit of bread off of one of my my
rations and hold it out to the top of the pocket.
Oh, I like her. And what may I call you?
Echizia. Echizia.
That sounds a little bit like cheese.
I like it. A cheesia.
A Cheesia. No, no, it's just cheese.
Cheatsia. Oh, Cheatsia, Yeah.
Nice to meet you Cheatsia, and can anyone else in this group
understand this conversation? Nope.
Turn the cure.
Off. I think they're dating.
Can I hold up my hand for Cheatsia the sniff?
It's like a greeting or introduction.
Grand Am will also sniff it. It does sniff it as well.
I'm always confused, but allows this and how do you how do you
how do you spell cheats? Yeah.
CHIAZZA. CHIAZZA.
Thanks. Yep.
Packer at for my notes. We would go back into the pocket
with the red piece seemingly preoccupied and Eris would go,
Well, I I was headed that way anyways to inform the Queen.
And he gestures over to some individuals that are waiting
over to the dock. Kind of like waving his hand up
and down to come over that everything was under way with
the synthesisation of the breaths into a or all of the
folks that have lost theirs, all of the magics that have
disappeared as as as was planned.
Very. Sad.
Yes. I don't know what you mean by
that. That's like and nobody.
Imagine if you couldn't turn into a door or like a rat
anymore. Yeah, or cast spells.
I would be. Free of this curse.
There's OK I would like imagine if you liked it.
There's also are you dating that rat?
Just question. I'm not judging you, I'm just
wondering how friendly I should be to it.
What's dating? Were you not always a person?
Were you like an animal first? He just looks at you, but the
confused look. I clapped my hands a bunch.
This is fun. Eddie and and Ferris looks back
and forth between everyone just finally goes, well, it's getting
pretty late in the day. Do you guys need accommodations
or would you just sleep here on the ship?
Because I'm pretty sure the Queen is out, in, out and about.
Either that or she's sleeping. She has been, actually.
Sleeping the last. Few days instead of going out on
her tours because of the incumbent toward although it
could have just been her trying to find the solution but I'm I'm
sure she is sleeping at this hour.
I would guess because she probably hasn't slept for the
last few days that just that should be my guess but.
Perfect. OK.
Yeah, kind of turn to the others.
What do you think? I will be back here in the
morning and that way we can start fresh with the Queen.
Great, I want to do some stuff before we dip, but I want to
check in with everyone else. Kira's just ready to go off to
the Queen and get our plan in order for dealing with the PNC.
PNC. Albert, Well, I will be off,
Ferris says. And the contract, the copy, the
copy of his contract with him, and you can see him handing off
some coins to the dock workers as he leaves.
It's a good boss right there. So is anyone going to see about
that priest? Yeah, that's that's second on
the agenda. That's what I'm hoping to do.
2nd on the agenda. I mean you, you.
It feels like a time crunch. She's trying.
To. I mean, that's what I would like
to do now is just. Run do that now.
If that's all right. I'm fine with that.
Whatever. I also want to while I have the
bag out Josh, if I pull on the edge of it, does it create more
of the fabric or no? No, I'm confused at what you
mean. At one point you had the fabric
of reality that I have created or that I use part of to create
this bag that when you pulled it to stretch it, it stretched and
you cut like more off of it. So you're misunderstanding by
pulling and cutting. So when you pull on it, nothing,
nothing happens. No, it does not cut.
A little bit of it off, would it work?
It. Appears as if when you.
I'm assuming you're cutting just the smallest portion off as
opposed to. Like yeah, I'm not trying to
like cut the whole thing off just like a little ruffle above
like the the hemline or something like that.
It resizes. To match the original shape.
That's the smallest piece that you could.
OK, I take the other bit and I make I'm going to try to make a
very makeshift bag. OK, just a like a one time use
because I want to test something so I want to see if I can do the
thing today or if I should wait. OK, OK, I'm going to use my
crafting. Basically think of, I mean a I
haven't created an actual item for it, but the way that you
guys have manipulated the fabric of reality at this point I would
explain it as an infinite amount of bags of holding.
Yeah, well I'm trying to test one specific feature.
If I have two bags and put one item in bag because it is in the
infinite C, can I pull it out of the other bag?
So you've made a second bag and you're trying to pull this an
item that you've placed in the first bag out of the.
Second bag, but the second bag doesn't have to be permanent.
I'm just trying to test it to see if I have to wait to do the
thing or if I can do it now at the end.
Because that determines if I have to go like shopping for a
bunch of stuff. Yeah, I do not think they are
connected. No, you you that would not work
as the way you're contending. That's fine.
We go to a cleric. I have to test something.
You, you, you go to the city, you ask, ask around, supposedly
for for someone that is knowledgeable about the subject
and the if you're looking at the handouts, just for your
reference in the map, Socrates, there's a area that is, I
believe labeled the tap. I'm trying to get it back it up,
get it up too, actually hand out.
Oh wait, didn't I? Have no I have lost map
Socrates. I thought I did.
So slow load. That's the overall one.
I don't see like a city division things.
There is though a crystal looking thing.
Yes. Zenith altar that is attached to
the palace and someone would probably have told you, oh,
well, if you go there, there are some acolytes of as well.
Yeah, acolytes of Zenith that have taken taken up residency.
Perfect. Thank you, Sir.
I give him a coin. And he looks at the coin and
goes, you can have this back. I take it.
I leave. And as you as you leave and go
towards that area you go to on a mission it seems like, but it
still takes you like 2 hours to walk to this island basically
that's across several bridges and through the palace district.
Slight edge. Oh, if that was the case, then
you're probably. I get bored when I turn to you
guys. You want to just fly there
seconds because. I I'm going to.
Take out my card and summon one of those carriages.
And the the guy appears and he goes, Oh well, hello there
again. Where would you like to go?
Not about. You how far can I go?
Anywhere within Socrates. Just a journey.
I wanted to hire you to go very far.
How far could I go and how much would it cost?
I'm sorry, Sir, The the farthest that I could travel, it was is
is within the city's districts. If I were to go farther, I I
hate to say that I would. My magics would not work as they
unintended. How would they unintendedly
work? Well, I've not tried, but I've
heard tale that we could end up in some odd places and I'd
rather not do that to my family. What could I drive?
You want to buy my carriage? How much?
We're talking hundreds of thousands here.
Well, I guess 10,000 gold would probably be reasonable.
This many he holds up like 6 fingers and an acorn.
That that many what? Don't worry about it, to the
palace I climb in. OK, I he he looks around at the
others that are probably crowded around him at the deck We're.
Going to the hospital. Oh, hospital to the hospital.
We're going to the hospital the the the Island Crystal thing.
Can you go there? Oh, we don't.
I don't know what a hospital is, but I.
Whatever. The the crystal I point at it
that one. OK.
Could I get a silver before I take it there at least?
OK, all right. And I'm assuming everyone's good
again. I guess so, seems fast star.
We're going to the hospital. Yeah, to get the this guy not
fucked. What?
For the priest, we're seeking the priest.
Yes, yes. Did you find the map by the way?
Huh. You find the map that was spoken
of. The Socrates map.
Yep. Yeah, OK.
Yeah. So we're talking about Zenith
Altar, the crystal looking thing, just for your frame of
reference. And are we the docs to the left?
Yep. Is that where we are currently
at? Yep.
Yes, sorry, this is definitely a
a much faster zooming around sesh just for you, no?
Worries all right. Wants to help Matt because he's
her only. Time to what's happening.
No worries. So you guys all get pile into
the carriage and head off I guess, and he gets you.
You feel a bit of a bumping and thudding and then a silence and
a bit of a compression before a sudden relaxation and then bump,
more bumping and a thumping from the outside of the carriage.
And he goes. We're here, Yeah.
Fastest boy and he gets out. That was great.
Thank you. I pay him the rest.
So wait, this was a carriage, but we crossed water?
It's it's all the to do with the bridges of Socrates.
They're they, they, they, you have a connection.
You, you could ask Varys about it if you really care, he says.
But I've got more to do. Nice meeting you all.
Off I go. And you see visibly as as you
exit the carriage, he starts to clatter off with his horses, two
horses that are drawing the carriage.
And then all of a sudden he moves faster than the eye can
track, can track, and disappears.
Was. That and what did this?
What did the carriage look like? Just an elaborately drawn wooden
bedecked carriage. So like a horses?
Like a horse and cart. Yep.
That went over the water. There are bridges that are
connecting everything as you're standing so.
It wasn't it like, like the crow flies.
We went over land, OK. Yep, Yeah.
So so to give him away a perspective on the matter too,
especially now being out somewhat farther from the city.
Before you were seeing the blue walls of sorcrities along with
some towers and the like going up not only the walls directly
up in the air, but also multiple levels of walls up to a plateau
that a purple roofed castle sat atop the very tip top of the
highest plateau. But now that you're sitting or
standing rather at the scene, it's altar, you're standing
across from the purple roofed palace and you see that there
are rings around that around it with the walls all of blue and
bridges as opposed to gates through these walls.
There are no through ways in these walls.
These these bridges span over top of the walls.
OK, to get you from one spot to another as including the bridge
that spanned from the center palace over to the island that
you find yourself on now. OK.
Are these bridges traversable over the top or are they like
tunnels? They are over top.
They are not conclosed. Fascinating.
And she's again sketching what she can a map of the city from
what she saw moving through it. And as you guys get to the
entrance, which looks to be just a solid wall of crystal before A
the drunk sound comes from the inside and a panel folds in and
slides to the side and a priest stands there and goes with their
hands behind their back and their head bowed.
Hello rat bowlers. How's it going?
For me. I I guess.
Good. I'm a acolyte of knowledge, so
it's pretty good. My my lady.
Does. My lady.
I lean over to 'cause everybody in this universe this awkward.
My, my, my, my, lady, Zenith does bid you all greeting.
Not all, I'm sure. Nope, all and.
He. He looks pointedly.
The vampire looks confusedly, but then it looks looks back at
the bag that Rural is holding. Yeah.
You meant that individual. In your head, name away, you
hear. I'm also a knowledge cleric.
That's interesting. Yeah, tell her I need some
restoration power as I kind of got fucked.
Yes, please, we we're in desperate need of healing.
One of our friends is in quite a state and I gesture to the bag.
Pull out my corpse. Oh dear, please hurry in.
Yeah. There we found, OK, he's like
dead already. So like, that's not a huge time
rush, but yeah, let's take care of this.
He ushers everyone in that Cubs in, I guess.
Yep. Thanks for helping guys.
Grand Am seemed like the most hesitant.
There's no hesitance. What?
OK. Well, yeah, I didn't expect that
direction, so I will have to build that map.
But the CEO's like a great point to probably good good session.
Yeah, it'll happen next time. I'm sorry, my Lord.
Craig, I've failed you. I have to be scared.
This is only the plan because the people present are the
irresponsible crew and thank. You, I'm sure.
The new person is very responsible, just.
To be fair. Very responsive.
Nimoy has no idea what the heck is going on in lava and scary
things. She just knows the one person
that's the link to her information is in peril.
Well, that is good. Yes, she does.
Not in peril, but. I can't wait for Grand Am to be
very confused by Magic List. Well, we'll see what happens
because I don't know if I want to spoil it, but I don't know if
I'm coming back. I'm loving.
The like character's rights angle just.
Thank you. It's just like, this is
bullshit. Like we got no rights.
They just pulled us in here. You can't do anything by
yourself. We need to we need to tear them
down. I couldn't do it in my own
world. And let me tell you, I'm saying
this in your head right before I left, we had this huge election
between good and evil. And I really hope that good one,
like I feel really bad for anyone left behind.
If if evil won that that election, that's going to be a
nightmare. I wish you were politics,
Justice. And will not elaborate.
I mean, so far Matt's the only one speaking sense and the
answer is to nib away so. Yep.
Yeah, Grand Am will not ever offer.
Ever answers no. Ever.
I seek the answers. This is the way.
This is the way this. Is the way I have spoken.
I have spoken. I was, yeah, definitely.
Those islands out there are something that I've been meaning
to create, but I'm I've just, they've been on the back burner
in my mind, especially because of the fact that I'm like, are
you guys really going to go there?
Do you really care about. Yeah, this seems like something
now, I mean. That is totally up to you.
We could totally just walk in and be like Doctor Doctor Point.
It would. Be theater of the mind and
unless like this place is inhabited by people that are
going to fuck us over, then even then again.
This is like a side. Question Theater of the mind is
my bread and butter. Oh, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I, I think theater of the mind.
So to elaborate on that for yourself is when you you are
purely an imagination mode basically and where I will
introduce characters might explain the surroundings to you,
but you don't have a visible representation of what is going
on basically it is all in your mind.
OK, is this just because there's no map made for this location?
That that's that's when I say that usually that is the case.
Yes, OK, because this. Is this is a?
Like a theoretically you could choose to go in a term.
In the game. Yeah, that.
Is a real real term or whatever. Yeah, technically all IRL terms
are now in the game. Well.
Get ready for things to start imploding.
Yeah, that's why I'm like, maybe I should think about the map a
little bit, at least a little bit, 'cause it's like then I can
at least give you characters to represent what's going on and
you can get a sense of what where you're at.
I might do one of those suggestions again for this
place, what Jesse said, which is like, just like a like a a quick
AI generation 3D representation of the space.
It's a hospital. Magic Hospital.
I don't know about that, but we'll see.
Magic lab magic something. Something where?
The clerics live. Who is this a God of or what is
this? A goddess.
Goddess of knowledge. Zenith.
So it's big library, got it. Interesting.
Next time. Next time I need enough material
to like, not die it like I've I've made it so that I can.
I have two days. Well, I have 10 days.
Two days until you have to go to the.
Oh, the fairy tale. Yeah, yeah.
So I can go collect some stuff before then.
It's all for the war effort. Don't worry.
Are. You saying this to Nimoy?
Like this is this is all we're, we're all like.
To Nimway, I'll just be like, I've got a whole list of things
that I need, like comforts. Do you guys have marijuana in
your world? Just wondering.
Grand Am can look you up, don't need to worry.
I need some seeds for sure, as well as a bunch of other stuff I
don't wanna like are. Concealed in that beard.
Just you wait until Grand Am can cast Awaken motherfucker.
It's gonna get wild up anyway. It's gonna be good.
It'll be fun, yeah. So what do you think about both
of the games so far? Fantastic.
And I, I really admire the fact that this group has put in a
dedication to keep this going for so long.
Never did I think I would be a part of ADD group like this.
So thank you I. Think it's been a rotating
roster, but yeah, it's been pretty good.
Like I joined, this is my second or third year I think.
Second, I was looking back. Yeah, 28 I'm a forever.
DM in real life. I'm very happy to have AD and D
game. I can actually just play on, so
that's. Same here, I'm I'm usually
Jake's DNDDM and he's usually my vampire or werewolf DM.
OK. So I've yeah, never really long
term DM D, I've only DM D once, but I do get the normally.
I was like the organizer of friend group events and so to be
a part of a group where that's just done for me and I can
experience I, I get that feeling so.
Yeah, that's it. So.
Yeah, Josh, thank you. Absolutely.
It's my pleasure. I I like, I like building,
building the long term world. If if I couldn't do that, then
it yeah, this, this, this wouldn't be as pleasurable as
to, to to your statement. Like that's one of the things
that or the reasons that has driven me to be Adm because I, I
like, I like world building and I I like being multiple
characters. So it's it's a lot of fun for me
in either aspect. Although I, I will state that's
one of the reasons why to your guys's point of why I of open
the world to creating these one shots that are interactive to
our world, because there is a certain aspect that I, I pull
from your guys's creativity a lot when we're actually playing,
but also in the overarching things like the world's
colliding with with Matt, Matt. Push that fairly hard though.
Yeah. You opened that up as soon as
you said that, like we get a brain mill that you're at
Mcphrasty. And like they would know, they
would start scheming. They would start doing things.
I would know. I would start scheming.
There's a way out. Get out.
No. Yeah, I mean, I get it.
That's, I'm, I'm surprised no one else has taken that
directive, if you will. But yeah, yeah, it's been it it
and it will continue to be a lot of fun.
So I'm excited to see where it goes.
And then Emily I think he was referring to.
I earlier ran a side shot which was an alternative reality slash
alternative future where Franklin teleported to Earth
with other characters who hated their own character like people
and attempted to kick start a zombie apocalypse as well as set
off a like a lich bomb in the center of Columbus and the
player characters. So Josh, Jesse, etcetera all got
forcibly recruited into a secret FBI thing to stop it by Samuel
Jackson. But legally distinct.
Characters legally distinct that the Columbus that they were in
was a fake Columbus. No, but now they are.
Yeah, they, they, I don't, I don't think they're going to be
happy. Since since the last year.
Well it's not a fake Columbus, it's a it's an alternate.
So it during it I think 4 different timelines got created.
But now they know it's not so easy to get to the real prime,
real reality. But the alternate timeline was
still a fake alternate timeline in the world that you've still
created. Yes, but it exists alongside now
this game, so those characters are off doing stuff.
OK, so there's two Franklins. There's I think at this point
like 6, two of them succeeded in blowing up Earth and they are
probably some sort of lich individual.
Two of them got killed I think. And then I think there's my
prime one and then the one from the game that got cured and
joined Team Good Guys again before they all zapped off.
You know what? This it makes perfect sense.
The Grand Am is here now. Yeah.
Grand Am only shows up when the multiverse is getting fucked.
Up. Yeah, and it's starting to get
fucked up. Pause.
So there's a Franklin that went good, but then the good guy
zapped off. Is there a version of this good
campaign that ended? That was the end of my one shot,
which was they healed. Franklin got rid of the thing
that's turning him evil 'cause he is a good character, but he
has a deal with an evil thing. That's why he's so kind of black
and white. Like he's super adorable and
then super evil. He's a He's got the wonder of a
child at the complete ignorance of the power that he holds.
Right. He's a he's a 2 year old with an
AK47. Right and a temper, but yeah, so
there's so I don't know what Josh is going to do with it, if
anything ever. I just, I've never played in a
game that had the option to like fuck around with like the rules
and like the the nature of reality as much so.
I am. I push the boundaries.
That is the type of player I am. If I wanted to put myself into
an arena for a one shot where, what would I need to do?
All we would need to do is so in in the planning for I at the
beginning of the year, I tend to ask the question, is there
anything that we would like to change, anything we'd like to
do. And I've already started to kind
of pose the question, I guess of scheduling for next year.
So you could I try to do it by month, but that that again can
be challenging, but it will be it will be slated how you think
you're side shot. And I like that the way that
Matt said that because yeah, I know.
One shot, really. One shots.
Exactly. So I when I'm talking about I, I
will sleep months for you or a month usually I was trying to do
it by month the last couple times that I've done it.
So it is like this month, will you, we could have a one shot
for this and so on and so forth. And, and that's basically the
the strategy I've come up with for that, unless you guys
haven't something else in mind because yeah, that's, that's my
theory behind it so far is like I'm, I'm planning ahead for the
next year currently of when those one shots could be.
And I try to space them out to Even so that there's some some
leeway when we're talking about a month.
But basically last year, Matt was the only one.
So this year, I guess it was the only one that could or did make
it one shot. But the previous year there were
three one shots, for instance, or side shots.
I need to correct my speech, three side shots.
And one had taken 4:00-ish sessions, so about a month.
And then another one took. Or two.
Took two sessions and then another one took exactly one
session. So there that exists.
If you were deciding to try and do just one shot, excuse me and
but yeah, so and that was in 2023.
So that's what we're voting on currently.
Who has won those one, one shots?
Because the winner of that gets a potion that immediately boosts
you for one entire session all the way to level 20.
But at the end of the session, do you lose a level of your
entire level? So it it it can be very useful
in a very pinched situation. Or in a very, very, very well
planned moment. But if you plan a one shot.
I mean what? No, you can't go to negative
levels. I know you drink 2 of them.
You just become commoner and. You just.
Drink food with them. Do you become level 20 in two?
Different. And does it loop around like
Gandhi? There is only one.
Oh. That's a good shift reference.
A reference. There is only one that exists in
reality at a time, so you can't drink two of them.
To answer your other question. And secondly, to add on to all
of this, if you create a one shot, no matter what, you get a
level. So it's it's a win win
ultimately in creating a one shot or a side shot.
Yeah, I'm. If.
The price is down for a one shot slap me.
Down. Oh hell yeah.
Yeah, if the price is a level, technically it's cheaper to do
it when you're at a lower level. Also, it's a level for all of
your characters. Do one shots.
Yeah, that's right. Timing.
Or do one liner babies so same. Characters.
What was that Grand Am? I actually didn't.
Catch Do the one shots have new characters for the players or
are they playing the same characters?
It is totally up to the DM of that session.
Right. It could be completely separate
from this world if you just want to do your own thing or.
Yeah, that's you can be. Continuous do our game or.
See, that's the thing about Grand Am's grand damn
adventures. He spans the multiverse.
Yeah, they get a little weird. There's a bunch of multiverse
traveling versions of ourselves now out there.
Except for Josh. She got shot in the head.
Me. Yeah, I don't remember that was
that was another shot. Mad.
That's right. Yeah, that that's another reason
why I was updating all my all of my home brew items, because
yeah, I'm going to give everybody access to a full PDF
that has every option available under my world I'm.
Going to break your shit so hard.
Dude, I don't. I don't think you can match the
level that my son does. Does you can ask.
You can ask Jacob. Buckle up, give me that level 20
potion and let me show you what I'll do, Rick.
I'll. Roll in as What's his name?
ARN Whitewood. No, not ARN, the other one.
Sebastian. I'll run in, I'll I'll roll in
as Golder on in a heartbeat. Gold, Ron.
I'll get on. That's the name I'd heard in a
minute. Gold Ron.
He's smiled for freedom. Obviously, this is still up to
the D Ms. discretion who is running those side shots.
But I was generally at least, because there's been some, you
know, discussion whenever we're including characters from one,
One Direction or another. I was usually leaving it up to a
level based upon that character's level, but again, up
to D Ms. discretion and it could be discussed.
Don't know what month I'm cool with whenever.
OK, we'll send here. Take a break you.
Can just slap me in there but I want to do one shot.
What I'll do, what I'll do is I was just thinking about it as
I'll probably create like a, like a poll like I've done in
the past to, to, to make it easy for everyone to see because I, I
have in the past just done like a Google doc, but I feel like
that's less admissible to everyone.
So I'll just, I'll decreed the polls.
So that way you can select your month based on that.
So I'll have like 12 all the 12 months and then you select your
month from there and we'll we'll go from there.
Sounds good to me. Yep.
So quick question, Grand Am, is this a character that's been
used in other contexts? What's this about a small?
World Grand Am is a dwarf who dug too deep and stumbled across
a cosmic truth. Sweet.
And it was horrifying. He want however.
Diggy. Diggy Hole Diggy, diggy.
Hole and and found Cthulhu at the bottom of that hole
basically. But this but the but this to
save him. Basically to save his mind.
Shielded him from what he saw and he came out alive and kind
of still himself, but a little fucked up, yeah.
And. And how is he jumping universes?
Well, part of that cosmic reality that he discovered is
that there are multiple universes and each of them are
sort of a dream of a different God.
And they're all kind of reflections of one another.
And at the end of the day, there there are more grand dams on
those reflections. And he may have gone like full
Rick and Morty and founded a organization of grand dams that
protects the multiverse. That's.
Where I. Was going.
At the other direction. Sometimes they wind up Yeah, the
council of Grand Am and it's founded by the 1st Grand Am.
I played and. Yep.
OK what? What's OG grand am?
OG Grand Am is a druid. Oh, in what?
Like what was he created for? He was created for Rick's world
of Elamore. OK, so AD and D campaign.
Yep, he was D&D OK, and then more I made a home.
Brew land of beautiful. Trees I made AI made a home brew
eldritch horror themed druid class and that's the next story
I made-up for that character is that he was a rich he was a
druid that found out some cosmic secrets and uses them to protect
the world against like aberrations and whatnot.
OK, cool. And then well, and then there's
so there's that there's there's the starting grand Am and then
there's Grand Am senior, senior, senior, senior continue the word
senior for her body because. Of this clan, it's a family
name. Yep.
And also because I hate coming up with a new name, so this guy
was. The damn.
Control. That's all right.
The Yeah, you guys are senior. If you keep playing, we'll
eventually run into Dorothy Mcdorfinson.
Yeah, like Grand Grand Am Kellador is the progenitor of
the Kellador clan and he is a ageless warlock slash rogue who
made a deal with the devil that is clan with Prosper in exchange
for his service. So Josh, you saw basically?
The crime boss, he's basically like an immortal crime boss.
And this is What's that name again?
It's again Grand am Kellis. OK, OK.
But he's grand Am calendar senior senior, senior, senior
senior. Senior Not to be confused with
the Grand Am Calendar OG. Yeah, yes.
OK. So Josh, you remember when I did
the the really high level devil? Yeah, That's that's that's the
one who grand. Yep.
The Grand Am and. But Grand Am was a master.
Grand Am was a Grand Am senior was a master of the deal.
He was very unlike other people who have run into a sticks.
Grand Am was very specific and I and, and I'm not going to lie, I
spent days mulling over what he said looking for a loophole and
I couldn't freaking find one. Yeah, and.
They struck a deal, so now Grand Am's an immortal servant and
he's perfectly happy killing the occasional person.
And he's given a name. Prosperity.
Yep, he's given a name, he gives up the name, the wheel turns and
what? Year and I'm still waiting.
I still have like the Kellador hold in my back pocket as a
dungeon for you, but you never did continue that story for me.
Oh, dude, I want. I want because that's the one
that was with Larry them. Oh my God.
I really want to build that encounter because.
You know what that that a bunch of.
That's my he's fighting a level 20 rogue with a devil sight in
magical darkness. Sounds like a fucking nightmare.
You know what? I am?
I am. Oh my God.
That's we're building it. We're building.
That's my one shot. That is my one shot.
That's what we're doing. People are breaking in to take
the dagger. Yeah, there there is.
Yeah, there. There's a catch 20.
There's a catch 22 to Grand Am he didn't make.
That part of the deal you did not disclose that during whoever
controls has his sword can can write name.
Control Grand. AM serves them whatever.
Yep. That sounds like a failing of
sticks. This part not Grand Am's part.
Yeah, I'm very sad that Mimi couldn't make it this session
because there was there was something I was about to reveal.
I was telling Matt. But as we'll find.
Out grand Am's really enjoying this whole like we are in a
contract that he did not sign but like that's but then again
he doesn't care who who my. Family prosperity.
No, this Grand AM is very upset the the about the Necromancer
Guild. Oh yeah.
I didn't read this bullshit. It's that was Kirano.
Apparently you get with. Oh yeah, Kira.
Kira is about. Kira is about to unleash
Hellfire. Grand Am's a weird druid, but at
his roots he's still a druid and undead or.
No bueno. Perfect.
Bueno workers. They are perfect workers, that's
what they are. You would get along with the
Pathfinder's country of Gab. Yeah, I think I know that one.
Yeah, fuck it. I mean, it's a perfect system.
You just, if you donate your body to the labor force, then
you guarantee a stipend for your children.
I know of your pay. I never want to hear the words
Moskuda again. Moskuda.
Fucking Moskuda. Jeez.
The. First do that.
Blood Lords Arc of the like Pathfinder mod is the first boss
of the fucking. I gotta go.
I'm talking to you that. Beats the shit out.
Of you night. I got the shit.
I got the living shit kicked out of me, yes.
You did. I mean, I live.
Oh my God, yeah, I got the living crap knocked out of me.
All right, y'all, I should probably go bed too.
Yeah, but say my bedtime. Goodnight, guys.
Goodnight. Clinic last.
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