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Allelopolis. Wrong.
You gaping asshole fucking Craig.
The Hand of Fate tosses the dice, Rolls, spins, turns.
The campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that become
stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten and the campaign that
gave it birth comes again. And again.
The Hand of Fate tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
Hitherto, we'd left our adventurers, known as the Rum
Rollers, in Queen Theoda's palace, right after they had
reported to her their successful venture.
And taking down the shed, the taking down the PNC who whose
tower was destroyed and the rocket alongside him with it.
They weren't really aware of that's the other campaign, and
they weren't able to report on Shondar, having not seen him
during their escape either, running out of through the
Thieves Guild's tunnels that were originally the poop shoot
but now we're falling apart. But they finished their noodles
off after they'd they'd gotten those two from Grandma Sue's
after making that daring escape, and we're settling in for the
evening, knowing that the next day would bring them a potential
for relaxation on a new island that had appeared off the coast
of Sorcatees, brought to their their shores by the portals that
they'd befriended on their way back from Shondar's home.
Let's find out what happens this time.
Oh, I guess there's also one little minor thing of that You
guys were able to reuse Matt Knight with a wizard formerly
known as Matt's body, which was left at the tower or the altar
of Zenith and resold that corpse with Moloch's soul that had been
trapped in a soul coin. Who was is pop darts lover and
that you'd found out the head of the Druid Grove that is going to
be sorely needed to revitalize the area that the PNC had
destroyed. Yeah.
Yeah, so. I'm guessing everybody settled
in for a full restful sleep after their meals.
Indeed. It was taking a long rest.
Do we have time for that? KIRO is going to, I think we're
take the time and do a little metal crafting over the night to
basically I'm going to use one of my spells and and fuse it
into a piece of iron. It doesn't seem to want to take.
Well, the nice way was this. That was the nice way, anyway.
I, I, I I have something built in for this and cat would know
about it actually too. I feel like there should have
been a role or something. Yeah.
Is it the role? Yeah.
You could, but it's not going to affect it because the iron
itself won't be able to be imbued with magic, basically.
It's probably anti magic right? Well, oh, no, no, no, no.
Just just like the like, you know, the poker that's right
there next to the fireplace. That piece of metal.
Not nothing. Crazy wild metal.
Like there's something ordinary. Yeah, 'cause you're you're not
able to inscribe things one and two, that particular metal isn't
able to accept your intent like you wanted.
OK, like I said, that was a nice way of doing it.
I don't know what the what that means.
So since you know he need. Metal, he feels.
That it doesn't work since yeah, since he doesn't since that the
the magic doesn't flow into, you know what he wants it to flow
into. Hero's going to walk over to
Modak where he's, you know, relaxing and probably chilling.
Oh. Mohawk would have when you guys
had finished eating too, He he probably would have eaten a
little bit, just having gotten a new body and one that had been
emptied of most of its stuff anyways.
And it's revitalized. He would probably eat and then
be like, I'm going on my way to go find Pop Dart.
Before you leave I have a parting gift for you and walk
over to walk over to him and I place my hand and I send his
much energy through hero's hand to slightly burn the spell into
Modak's shoulder. Protection from good and evil.
Anything with an evil alignment cannot touch this body I'm
casting. Wonderful.
Yeah, sure. I don't have anything.
I just have a question. Were we always intending to just
let Moac run off with Matt's body?
Like are we trying to? Go run the jury Grove.
Yep, I'm doing it with a fail safe.
Involved, yeah. Are we trying to go with MOAC?
Are we trying to like we wanted? I don't know.
His to negotiate with him us like ruling those lands in turn
for protection. Yeah, it seems, Yeah.
I feel like we shouldn't just let him walk out the door and
disappear. Do it.
But also like, why do we want to rule those lands?
I don't remember what the motivation was behind that.
The tree, like the lands around the tree.
Yeah. We.
Didn't. Want to just look at?
This I guess you guys I I can't say, I guess suppose because
game wise we wouldn't know. I thought we wanted to protect
that like area from other people because like, there wasn't
opening the hell. Now there's a giant tree and
maybe normal civilians shouldn't just be wandering around over
there. It's.
Not just a tree. Yeah, I remember because it's
the tree is actually Dodd. But yeah, because we wanted to
control, that's how we were going to get control.
The tree right is by controlling the land around it because the
trees gone wrong. So it's a point of interest that
now. I think instead of trying to
rule the entire land, we need to negotiate like an embassy for us
or something like around the tree itself, because we don't
want to just take all of his land.
But I think we need to talk to him about how his land is now a
target and having us defending that tree and controlling the
lands directly around the tree would be helpful for the safety
of his people. We want like an exclusion zone.
Yeah. The creation of some sort of
organization or something to protect it.
Either us or someone else. Hero's Nation.
Hero's main job right now? Yeah.
Hero's main? No.
One's saying that at the moment, or speaking.
Speaking up, though, he's definitely walking.
I'm so I'll. Say, yeah, like Nina's going to
get up and like, go over and like, grab his hand.
Oh. Having each other meaningful
looks. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Like I'm not going to say anything.
Nina's just going to jump up and run over and like, grab his hand
very earnestly and just like, look at him.
Hey, we got to talk to you, little one, somebody.
That they're talking. Does he just call you, little
one? Should we be offended?
Maybe. He's usually.
He's, I mean, Mimi's not but. He's in Matt's body, so like 6
foot and Mimi's still like 3 foot, so like he's like twice
the size. Oh, so he, yeah, he's sitting.
He's sitting a little, you know, about a head short of a hero.
Yeah, I I like to, Yeah. I'm still planning on to ward
his body. So you're trying to get him like
a magical tattoo? Yeah, that's a little bit item.
I was going to, I was going to come back to that because I I'm
like, I'm not sure entirely what your intent was.
Like you're like Matt was just saying too, it could be a
tattoo, but you would need like the needlework and then also
the. If you're just casting.
If you're just casting the spell on to him then you need to hold
concentration on it I believe and I Nope thing.
That one, that one doesn't have concentration.
I placed the blessing on them. Protection of good and evil.
I have to give up the spell slot and I'm OK with that.
I'm sorry. So what's going on?
I had to. You're essentially just.
Casting the spell on him right? Yep, we anything evil.
Protection from good and evil is concentration up to 10 minutes.
And then it's permanent depending on which I'll hold it.
Those. Yeah, it's I'll hold
concentration for, I'll hold concentration for 10 minutes on
it while. We pin him down and don't let
him leave you so. I don't want to do.
It by force. I I I ask again, What the hell?
Do you want it or not? You're going back to some crazy
stuff. I like his wording.
And we're. Yeah, we're.
Trying to stop him because we need to explain stuff to him.
Yeah, yeah. It's actually not that much
happened. The yeah, the druid that is
trying to control the OR that will control the area around the
tree is now in my body and leaving.
And they are trying to talk to him and be like, hey, you are
now in the area is now in danger.
Like do you recognize this? Yes, so we we slightly stopped
him at the door and I guess before we cast that spell, we so
I'm I'm now saying that we should like I should role play
this, but I don't have the words right now.
Yeah, we should explain to him the danger of the the area and
why this is to his benefit. I'm so lost I missed one session
and what the fuck happened? We're trying to protect Matt's
body because we're trying to control the area around the
tree. That body's trying to walk away
the tree, the tree that's. Low key.
Yeah, the tree that's low key a God that now just resides in the
chasm that separates. In the middle Terra Druid Grove
and the person occupying Matt's body is the leader of the Druid
Grove. Where the fuck did he come from?
I've I shoved his body. I shoved his.
I shoved his soul into Matt's body.
So you know how Nimoway got a bunch of soul coins in the bar?
Yeah, one of those souls was hit and we take it from the soul
coin and put it into the body. Yeah, MOAC is pop art.
Just so. Happens to be the druid that
controls the Grove around Providence Crater to hell.
Yes, that is now where the tree is, yes.
Yes. OK.
So we just provided him with a new body.
So we're on good terms and he's walking out the door to find his
boyfriend right now. I.
Don't see anything. At the moment and we're trying
to. And we're politely stopping him
to explain the situation and why his body and his lands are in
danger and why he needs our help.
I see. I need to get your guys's tokens
in here still. I just realized after makes
comment there. Hi, by the way, Meg.
Hi. I'm just going to talk grand am
not having gathered any of this up to the existential horror
that is hitting him from everything that happened 2
sessions prior. There's food on the table.
Table. Wait.
Noodles. Shit you guys as tokens were all
in the same spot at 1.2. Where did you?
Which one is? It's Whiskey Jack in this one,
right? Is is this the good one or the
bad one? This is a good, good one.
All the good guys. That's Azurite.
OK, OK, OK. We all would have been at
Grandma Sue's, right? Yeah, that's why I went back.
I went back there to be like, Oh yeah, I can just grab your
tokens from there. Oh shit, they're all here.
I'm in the palace, I think. You are.
You should be now. Yeah, you should both be in the
palace now. I'm just trying to get your
tokens over there. I just was like going back to
the most most recently known location because it's easier to
copy a token than it is like to drag it off from the side.
Because when I copy it, it keeps all of its preset conditions of
like being able to see and shit. So.
So when we jump back in new way is going to place her hand on
his arm and start speaking to him before he walks out the
door. I.
Will assist. So you're you're both basically
putting your hands on him as he's walking out the door.
So I guess he probably wouldn't try to stop Hero, who's also
trying to put his hands on him to to hear his belt.
If I got the sense that he was trying to do more.
More than just. Touching the topic of going by.
Everyone I probably would have held up my hands and gesture
that I I need to explain because he he won't understand why
you're doing this and it may come across as hostile.
Yeah. There's like four of us right
now. There's just like grabbing him.
Whoa, don't leave. I'm.
About to say he gets to the door and you guys are just like and
he turns as you guys are like trying to grab a hold of him and
he he you at least throw your hands up and him away.
I guess seeing everybody else doing it, Mommy has her hand in
his holding him from moving. KIRO has his probably on his
shoulder to activate the spell too.
And when you do cast the spell, you it is a pawn, so like a
particular creature. And it's not like it's, it's
concentration 10 minutes like we said, but I don't think it has a
longer effect than that. It's not like a constant thing
that gives them protection. Doesn't it only last 10 minutes?
It lasts up to 10 minutes or until KIRO loses concentration
basically so. So you wouldn't be able to cast
any other spells ever because you no no no.
That require that require concentration.
Yes, that's. But you have to recast it every
10 minutes. Yes, is.
The yeah and and he wouldn't be able to.
Every 10 minutes. He wouldn't be able to do that,
not only because of the spell slot issue, but also because he
would no longer be in contact with him after a certain point
because it is touch. Man, guys, it's almost like it'd
be nice if we had a torque we could give him.
But he's going to the church. When you do cast it on him,
you'd you you'd feel it wash over the spell, wash over him.
And he doesn't he he there's kind of like a shiver for a
moment, like when the spells tries to set in, but he it seems
to hold and he doesn't get thrown out of the body because
he's not a aberration, celestial, elemental themed or
undead because it can do that to a possessed person.
If you didn't read that, yeah. Yeah, some things have happened.
Some things have happened since you've been gone, and I think
it's best you sit. We have a lot of explaining to
do. I know it's late and you'd like
to leave and enjoy your new body, but you're going to want
to hear this. Told me a portion of it at least
the druid drove had been destroyed during the fissure.
Yeah, the lava tower that grew out of that, and when he had
hold of my coin for a time, he told me of these events.
OK, so you do know some. However, did he tell you about
the tree that is now in the middle of the Grove?
No, that's definitely something new.
There's a, there's a new tree. There were bunches of trees.
Yes, a a tree is the term we're calling it, but it's it's it's
sentient. It's more like a a God and this
your your Grove now could be a target for outside forces.
It's this this new tree could be used by the wrong people if they
have access to it. So we.
We propose to you some sort of plan to protect these new lands,
with our help or with someone else.
But we do need a plan. We keep talking about protecting
liver tree, but has anybody asked if what liver tree wants?
We could also do this. We just woke up.
I mean. Grand Am says this while staring
an abject like Vietnam shell shock horror at.
His Oh, right, you talk to trees.
That's right. I mean, that's not very
capitalist of you, but we could. We should.
All venture to libertry. You guys can both see right now
too, Jake. Yeah, I see.
And I'm. But yeah, Grand AM is staring at
object horror at his character sheet HUD thing.
Yeah. Yeah.
So as a reminder for those that we didn't, we didn't quite visit
it in this particular campaign I don't think yet.
But no, we had to have because no, we didn't yet because it
hadn't been fully set in. I don't remember anymore.
Anyway, yeah, in front of you guys is popped up at this point
to a screen or a window, however you want to define it in front
of you that's visible and it's just saying welcome to the
system. You now have access to all of
your own defined character sheet and.
Is. What?
Very. This is very bad.
This is very, very bad. What is this?
Why do I see the What is this? Oh my God.
I had this ability the. Mirror has been shattered.
What do you say? Personally, I think it's
fascinating to see myself quantified.
They just put on paper like that.
No, you don't understand. It's obvious now.
The truth is obvious. What do you think is going to
happen when those people out there he points outside
generally realize that every miscreant and vaguely ne'er do
well is person can't do this and he points at the screen.
There'll be civil war. Across the.
Globe they can. Everyone with a good or neutral
alignment can. It'll be a witch hunt.
They'll become good guys. They'll reform.
What do you think will happen? Or die.
Whenever you realize that your child can't pull up the
character sheet. Oh, my child.
Better no suitor rather than later.
What do you do? This removes any chance of
redemption. Does it?
No, I'd say it just it's a statement of a CUR.
It's proof of a current state, not of a permanent state.
Care. Mistake.
Everyone. Molok waves away the screen
like, just like waves at it, like with both hands, like
flapping at bugs in the air, and then just and then just chimes
in with a what? Will they?
Do they know? It's all like pretend by a bunch
of weirdos sitting around of. They don't know it's pretend,
they just see their quantified stats.
What are these words? Your smart ones will figure it
out. You can come down now.
You can just get rid of it by waving your hands around.
Look, just do this. They could easily assume it was
stats created by the gods when they were born.
There works the gesture. Plenty of other explanations.
That's the thing. Could.
Come to be. Who's going to be the first one
to explain it? What are they going to say?
Whoever. Said the first thing is going to
be the one that is believed. We should be those people.
As you guys are talking the there's a knock at the door.
Hero will. Go.
Who is? It open the door, Kira.
He'll crack the door. Well, but yeah, his foot kind of
like, you know, like angled to like kind of brace the door as
he opens a crack. You see a full giant outside
guard standing. Well, the Queen has asked for an
audience because of this thing. Any gestures?
Just something you can't see that must be floating in front
of him. Emergency audience.
Oh shit. Carol looks at him.
Wave your hand up. I was in the under the
impression that everybody could see each other's.
No. No, only around.
You could fake it, I guess then. OK.
Grand Dan's worries are lessened.
Yeah, KIRO tells the guard to wave his hand up and it'll go
away. Don't know, Grand AM grabs like
a banana and holds it up to his ear while he casts contact on
their plane. OK.
He's going to. Call the Council of Grand Dams
and tell them shit's fucked. Where'd you get a banana?
From the food plate, I'm assuming there's one word.
This place is right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's going to be a banana of some sort around.
There's a banana somewhere which.
Of some sort. There's tons, yeah.
There's a bunch of, there's a bunch of different bananas.
You probably grab one of the like really tiny looking ones
that are like. Contact other planes.
Material components now include a banana for Grand Am.
Just. Whimsical.
While grand am like that just. Continue to explain the MOAC the
situation. MOAC just shrugs and goes.
Well, if we have a way to contact each other I can tell
you what's on the ground when I go, but I think after I shag my
boyfriend then I should be able to get out of here and go back
to the. I suggest.
To the girl. You come with.
I suggest you come with me and make what I just did to you a
more permanent solution. I also work there.
It is there. There is one more part of the
story which I, I, I don't think you've been formed of yet.
So this body that we put you in, we, we needed to find a way to
bring you back so that you could help us protect the Grove and
the new tree that has come out of it.
You too important for us to to let die, but you see that this
body that was the only thing we had and it is also desired by
someone else. So we strongly advise you make
this protection spell permanent and you be vigilant.
That's why I will escort you to make it happen.
I also think we know where Pop Tart is.
Pop Tart. Actually I think I might have.
Maybe I have a character sheet for MOAC.
Hey. Admiral, can you make a Wisdom
save for me? Give me a second.
Hopefully I'm prepared. I have not.
A wisdom save, you say? Yeah.
And the Moe. Tells MOAC all about Franklin.
OK, a small tortural child of devilish make wants this body.
Gotcha. I don't mean teen, I don't
think. Various entity in the entire
multiverse that I'm aware of? No, at least this corner of the
multiverse. Well.
Fair. Sorry, I didn't hear that.
Fear thee not. Meets it, beats it.
Someone's trying to watch you. What?
You you sense that that a a scrying spell was attempted on
you and you passed it. Fear thee, fear thee not.
I'll be able to protect myself. I actually have this particular
spell at my ready. You.
Apply it permanently. Oh.
That would be a task, but it is something that I I could do and
I would be much better suited to at my own Grove.
Maybe we should all. Go Cassie, this is your
prerogative. I mean, we don't have anything
to do now, right? Yeah, I support this.
I feel like we should talk to liberatory.
Also gang, someone wants to follow us.
I'm assuming me myself are not super important, but there's
definitely somebody trying to I mean.
It was Matt that called for it so.
It was probably. So we have to.
Go. Talk to the Queen.
She did. She did just.
Yeah, Grand Am sat at the table so you would know that, yeah.
The Queens are not exactly why, I said.
Is there a spell to protect from scrying?
This is so great. And kind.
Of mind shielding or amulet of proof of against detection.
You. Exactly what the entire evil
team is wearing. Outside the door, 2 stomps of
the giant who's like an immediate call of an emergency.
Convening means right quick. Oh yeah, sorry.
I hop up. We'll, we'll.
Table this conversation maybe? Anybody.
Can get us some protection, Ambulance?
Yeah. Does anybody else any sort of
spell if, if Moak doesn't want to come with us to sort of, you
know, bind him up and take him with us?
I have a really good grappling and the net.
I. Feel like we could ask him to
stay with us and then we will all go to the Grove after the
meeting. Yeah, we should try to be
friends with him first, yeah. I mean you.
Could ask him. He doesn't appear to be willing,
but you can ask. Jiro pokes his head out the
door. Give us 5 minutes.
I understand it is imperative we will be there.
My Admiral is currently dealing with the situation.
Please. I'll deal with it.
I'll answer her questions, Grand Am says.
Oh no, it's. Covering a microphone.
I mean. No.
No, I can. We insist that you remain with
us and we will escort you to the Grove.
Just a minor delay. I could go with him.
Can you guys take the tree network?
It just says. And what's this?
As that blinks owlishly in ignorance, you know you just.
Like you touch a tree and then it takes you to another tree and
it's like a game of telephone, but trees.
Oh, that's incredible. No.
Can you take us with you through the trees?
What is that spell called again? I was trying to go.
Back tree walk and I think it's one person, maybe 2.
I mean I am also a druid. How do I I don't have tree walk
in like my normal prepared list? Tree stride.
Let's give you a bigger. Teleport tree stride.
Tree walk tree. Stride.
That's it. Tree stride.
Action stealth. There's a big one that like a
high high level druid can do that's basically a teleport.
But through trees. I don't have that.
I could cloud walk. Cloud Walk is there.
I have. Two fifth level spell slots.
I could cast tree step or tree stride if I have a day to
prepare it because I don't have it prepared.
What you need is. Transfer.
Do you have a flying ship? Yeah, it'll take us 8 hours to
get to the to the tree if we take a flying ship, but we have
to go meet the Queen second. Seems.
Desperate. Well, and if I'm mistaken, all
that Moac cares about right now is finding Pop Tart.
So like, if we convinced MOAC that we know where Pop Tart is
and it'll be way faster for him to come with us versus just
trying to find Pop Tart on his own, I think he can come with
us. Do we actually?
True, I mean pop tarts important.
She's probably at the Queens right?
I thought Pop Tart was a boy. Pop Tarts.
Yes, Pop Tart as well, Yeah. Pop tart is everything pop
Tarts? All.
True. Tarts are.
True. Moac, if you remain with us, we
can help you find Pop Tart and then we can get you home within
8 hours once we find him. How does that?
Sound well 8 hours that's a long time I could be in my Grove
right after I finish you know the upside down Pogo snake with
my. We fear that if you go alone,
you'll be unprotected, and until you have a permanent protection
spell and also possibly an amulet of protection against
grind, it's dangerous to go alone.
Think he's probably fine. If he can do that, he's fine.
Whether he's fine or not, I'm not sure he cares, which is why,
like, I don't think he understands the level of danger.
Anything we should just get him to agree to meet us at the Grove
once he's finished. OK then, Moac, if you can get
home as soon as possible after you find Pop Tart.
Better yet, bring Pop Tart with you so that you're not in a
third location for too long. Get that protection spell
permanent and we will meet you at the Libertri.
OK. What say you?
The base of the liberatory I'm assuming is inside the fissure.
I guess I'll figure it out wherever.
It is we. We won't meet you.
We'll meet at. The edge.
Do you want to meet? It sounds pretty big though.
Do you want to meet at the South Side?
Sure. The South point of the edge of
the fissure around the Liberatory.
You should be good for right now anyway.
Just hasten yourself and protect yourself as soon as possible.
Right. Well, and you see him like
pulling the robe with a shodderly robe that you had
over. I've got some business to tend
to and takes the left when you guys take the right towards the
Queen's room and the guard outside.
The giant guard leads you guys. What is this?
Oh, this is just a alchemist, right?
Leads you to the Queen's audience hall and then directly
up instead of way back where you usually stand in front of a set
of guards who are there but right up in front of her days.
And she comes whaling out from a side chamber with like what what
is this thing? How do I make it go away before
she takes a a a seat in her garden throne hall?
Wave your your hand like so, your Majesty.
Oh. That was convenient.
Do you know what it is? A nuisance?
It's it's a vision. It's a vision from the God that
shows you how strong you are. And oh, how do I bring it back?
And you can increase these stats as well and wave your hand like
this to bring it back. And she does so.
Oh, OK. Yeah, it has nothing to do with
a meta narrative within a game. Being I elbow you.
Ow. That doesn't make any sense to
me what he just said anyways, so.
So basically everyone is born with statistics and throughout
your life everyone has been annoyingly increasing them and
now you can just see what was previously under the surface.
Oh, she's like. Basically it just quantifies how
good you are at stuff. And things trying to like press
certain things like can I just like add more?
Is she able to add more? Prevailed work, I suppose.
It doesn't. I'm guessing the the experience.
The same. You still have to accumulate
experience. Right.
So as you do things, you'll see your experience points increase
based on what you have done, where are.
You take. This thought this thing over
here OK May I approach absolutely OK.
She walks over and she's like pointing to areas on the the
sheet. So you'll you'll see as you try
new things and you practice your current skills, these numbers
will increase. And then when you take a long
rest, those numbers are applied to your level and new levels get
new abilities. She yawns and doesn't even use
the back of her hand and then belches and then you hear her
rather smell that she's been drinking for a while and she
just goes, oh, well that is interesting.
But I guess it's just more data about the world.
I guess it's sort of useful. I don't know.
And if you desire to be more skilled in a certain area,
sometimes you get points that you can allocate into certain
skills. Oh well, that part is instant.
Knowledge. Yeah, it does.
Say that I have some points to allocate.
Use them wisely. Hats off.
Are there items in the world that let you reallocate how you
build your character? Is that a thing in DND?
No, not really. Like what you're seeing I think.
Like a re coat or something. You can retrain A feat when you
level up, but you have to take a certain amount of time to do it.
OK, like I think that's the rules as written respecting a
character. OK, so then then we explains
that once a decision is made, it is almost certainly final.
OK, and she just starts pressing buttons and.
Look. Here.
They are yours to spend as you wish.
This is the player handbook. You can look through it at
different abilities and you can kind of focus what area you want
to do stuff in and you can make a like a path for.
Yourself. It's.
The The Waker. Season personal improvement, not
the. Players.
There are no players. Right.
Yeah, what? She said.
Her eyes go a little like wonky anyways and go, well, that
sounds crazy. You have a cheat book then for
this sheet. Is that what you say?
Yeah. Right here.
Click it on her screen. You you like tap it on her
screen or what? What do you mean click it on her
screen? So I assume the player handbook
is also included as a resource, no?
Whenever. You whenever you assume.
That's true. Never mind, nobody has that, but
I don't know who. Oh OK, well if you get around to
publishing it, that might be something useful if you find a
cheat book for these sheets. Sure.
I look over at Grand Am who I now know is like.
I'm sure you make a whole lot of money if you had something that
was a written explanation of this because people are going to
be confused. What should I tell the people?
I know you've told me this, but should I say this is a
proclamation from the gods then? Yes.
I'll let other people say. Or you could say it's something
that is born into each individual.
Something it. Needs to their existence.
I mean, definitely, definitely. We could say Lono has something
to do with this. Lono has blessed people with
understanding what their stats are.
If it's I mean, why not just say it's from the liberatory then?
Who the hell is this? Lono's much cooler than
libertry. And.
Cause Lono is like like Mimi's deity and and the more people
that you know worship a deity the stronger they become.
And Lono's a cool 1. I don't know shit about this
Liberatri, that's fair. But I know if Lono's look gets
stronger, like only good things will happen.
Yeah, I haven't heard about this, Liberatri.
I think you told me about a giant tree.
Is that the one you're talking about?
I don't think anybody else would know what that.
Is her name's Liberatri. They're very cool.
Your Majesty, you can say Lono and everything will be just
fine. Everything.
With Lono, I think, yeah. Dragons, Dragons Dragons.
Highly recommend that answer. No, no, I'm pretty sure it's the
libertry. No, Master Keldor, you are.
Mistaken. Why are we?
Why are we robbing the libertry of her success?
Libertry is nice. Why are we arguing about this
here? Also, wait, no, I don't like the
good point. I don't like the character
sheets. Yeah.
But why would I want to give it to anybody?
The truth would be the libertry correct?
Yeah. Do we know that?
Do we know any? The hell.
Of a coin. Is that something we don't know?
To propagate because. Just tell them that we're
gathering information. There's an investigation
ongoing. But it looks likely that it's
Lonna. Yes, how about I just say that
it's the proclamation of some gods I don't know.
I mean, that's probably the best idea.
And then the people can decide which ones it's from.
I am in support of not telling a lie.
Just say it's divine and let everybody else figure it out.
OK, well that's good to know that it is divine, at least I
from your understandings, because then it makes me feel a
little bit better because I know those fuckers will do whatever
they want and I don't have any control over it so.
It's one of the. Reasons why I love partying so
much. You do it so well, Your Majesty.
I don't have any. Control.
Well, OK, I guess I'll get one of my stewardess to write up
something in the morning about this being from the gods and not
to worry and blah blah blah, a man that there's going to be a
big party on the island of. What was it?
Were they calling it again? Dragon Turtle Resort Island,
Something like that. I mean, maybe it was the island
of Turtle Dragon Grand Resort. I don't know.
Hey, it's a great place though. Grand opening.
Tomorrow. So your Majesty, if I may, you
could call it the Isle of Tor Dragon to represent your
upcoming nuptials and your budding relationship with the
Tortles. Oh, that has a good idea.
Tor Dragon sounds interesting. Maybe I can convince them to do
that. And as you're saying that too,
you hear a roar from above, and the queen looks up through the
highlight that's above, that's providing light down into the
plants and everything that she that's in her throne room.
And you guys see the shadow of a dragon flying around over top
and then hauling straight towards that skylight window
before transforming and alighting to the human form of
Shondar right next to her. A little worse for wear, but
it's intact. KIRO immediately drops to a
knee, wing exposed, neck exposed and more shondar.
It is good to see you back. Grand AM waves like we're their
best friends. He has no idea who this is.
You, you feel. You feel a slight tug on your
arm to kneel. It is very ignored.
Cat gives a nod. Just.
Chilling on the ground and the boy.
Offers a late curtsy. You hear a slight whisper from
KIRO to you Manners, Master Keller.
So what does this person who just.
I know it's a man. A big as you'd seen the shadow
of, and then the rippling red scales of a dragon as it flew
down from that. Oh look at dragon.
Azerdeck will kneel for a dragon.
Did I just hear you say a red dragon?
Yes, not necessarily evil in this universe.
I don't. Think.
Just horning set those prejudices.
Aside, my dear, No, yeah, definitely not.
Pistachio. Nimoy knows the DND world in
general. This is not the DND world in
general. That's true.
So. Yeah.
He's cool, he's cool. I forget Nimaway hasn't really
met Shandar other than maybe in in passing in the throne room He
only. Has my knowledge of red Dragons.
Oh Lord, what knowledge does Grand Dam have?
Red Dragons Because you know, being from our world.
Does he have the updated version or is he still the grand?
Dam has Jacob's knowledge of everything.
Oh nice, he does. Oh, so he he knows Reds are
good. This one is.
He does let out a little breath of of fire up in the air just to
kind of warm the room and it almost seems like a belch as
well. Seem well paired for each other,
Queen and the Chandler. But anyways.
And then he just goes. You guys made quite a mess out
there. Apologies if it troubled you.
No, no trouble. I just had to take out a.
Black. Dragon.
No, actually it was that of a dead black dragon.
A risen black dragon lich. Like Black Dragon Drake.
It was. It was weird.
I can imagine. I agree, my Lord Sacrilege did.
It come from the fissure. Yeah, actually, after the lava
tower had been destroyed, it flew out from that that area,
and then there was a giant motherfucking tree that grew out
of it. Yeah, that's libertry.
They're cool. And they seemed like it.
I did have a brief conversation with him before leaving.
Well, thank you for taking care of the strays.
Also, has anybody figured out how to get rid of this fucking
menu? Oh yes, she demonstrates.
Oh, OK, Thank you. I don't.
I wish I had seen that in dragon form, that would have been cool.
Isn't it fascinating? The the screen, I thought it was
interesting, but I didn't really understand its purpose.
I kind of already knew all of that myself.
But you know, I've been alive for like, I don't know, I
forgot. I've lost track of time.
Age is a suggestion, right? It is my Lord.
My Queen, it's good to see you. Oh, likewise, dearly.
What? What did you have?
She looks at him away. I don't know why she's gone
Scottish again. It's my default again.
What do you mean you're? Looking at Shandar.
They just asking the movie what she had and I don't know what
you mean by that. I don't recall that.
Oh OK, I must have misheard. Oh OK, I heard.
What did you have too? I think she I was and may have
cut out, I guess then because it was Shandar reaching, reaching
over to the Queen and saying like how?
How have you been, dear? But then after.
They're just happy to be together, yeah.
She looked at Nimaway and like or somebody looked at Nima was
like, what do you have? Yeah.
Oh, because you said so. Oh, I was just going to ask what
brings him to the Queen's third room.
Whatever pleases him in a way KIRO belts out.
Maybe he needed something from us.
I was really just looking for a quick shag after that battle and
some food I. Mean I'm down if you're down.
Oh. KIRO KIRO just looks like face
admonished. Like hand in hand in face, just
admonished. Yes, he says that a spider like
crawls out of Grand Am's beard and wriggles up into his hair.
So charming. My dear Theoda, I think we found
ourselves a nice rambunctious sacrifice.
He winks and nudges his head towards Grand.
Am I? Think.
They're in a role play. Oh, I was.
I thought he was talking about like, OK, like yours.
That is like shaggy beard. Well I just want to be clear,
shagging is a a form of sexual fun little one.
And Master Kelledor, we did. Drugs all.
Right his. Granddaughter turned into a
horse. No.
Because isn't grand am asexual? Pretty much, yeah, But it's more
of a like he's got way more going on his head, in his head
at any given moment to even like, consider it.
OK. Also the thought of Grand Am
actually having sex is just like absolutely wild.
Well, we'll, we'll leave you to it.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait hesitantly back.
Have a good time, Master Kelledor.
Have a glorious time. I am returned.
Kira looks over to Shondor. My Lord, he will be an excellent
addition to your fun. I will leave you.
I will leave you to it. Can you?
Use the fountains today. I'm just saying that if this is
actually happening, Grand Am is casting dragon shape and or is
turning. Into a giant horrible.
Monster. He's making this kinkiest
thought being the weirdest thing he could be.
Hero Hero is so down for the fact that Grand Am said
something and Hero's going to let this happen.
Yes, he's going to help this happen for you, Grand Am.
Are you holding man? Oh yeah, he's wing man so hard
offering to. Hold the camera.
No, no, no, no. No, no.
You know who would really be on it though is KIRO.
He really sucks off Dragons when he's around him.
I've never seen a better fluffer.
Are you saying that in character or is that just, oh, John Dyer
would just go? Always put his knees and stuff I
mean. He he, he does look the sort.
Then again, I think he's married.
Aren't you married now? Yes my Lord, I am.
I am happily married and but I am at your beckon service, my
Lord. Well, I will respect your vows,
good Sir. I thank you, my Lord, but Master
Kellador is willing and able to do everything you need.
Master Kellador has no idea what's going on.
He soon will. Does that still can count as
consenting adults? Do we need to step in?
His face, yes. OK.
And and. He's a druid, he knows what it
is. And Chandar pulls you aside and
starts explaining some things just like whispered in your ear.
And you guys can can see from afar him making like a like a
circle with his fingers and you know like another finger and
inserting it into the circle and like.
Oh my and. Then he's then he holds up still
2 thumbs and he's like, you know, still good.
And then he pulls out like a piece of paper and he's like,
you're ready to sign this waiver and this is a safe word you
hear. The Grand Dev's going to make
amendments and have him sign it. All right, he signs it.
OK, because. Grand Deb's using horrid form.
It's going to get freaky. There's going to be tentacles
and shit. I feel like a a previous.
Encounter. Has contributed to this new
kink. No.
At least not with these
characters entirely. Just this is I.
I guess I ended too hard and here we are.
Well, you're for for the record, it's not just Grand Am's this
point, right? It's all your experiences.
Oh yeah, he might also be doing this just to, like, antagonize
Faust. Maybe a little bit.
That's funny. Yeah, KIRO.
KIRO looks to shadow. If there's nothing else needed
from us, my Lord, we are have other pressing matters to attend
to, and I'm sure you want to get to your festivities as soon as
possible. Oh yes, and don't worry, I won't
wear the lad out too much. I'm.
Sure, it will be a blessing. It'll be a blessing.
To get our our long, long rest in still he winks.
Yeah, no, he yeah, it's going to be great.
I don't see a. Problem.
It's not me. No this.
This is going to be. Fun.
Looks exactly like me. You do go into another room with
Shondar and the Queen and you do find Pop Dart and and Moe walk
in Matt's body already. Was having a good time.
Yeah, and they see the Queen and and Shondar walk in and go, Oh
yes, now it's time to party. So somehow you ended up in there
with Matt's body. This is Josh arping with my
body. It's something.
Grand Am erupts into tentacles and mouths.
Hey, did you miss an onion? Godspeed, Master Killador, as
Kira just walks the other way. Admiral, I believe we had
business to attend to, yes. You're muted.
Oh wait, no, wrong. I'm muted.
No, no, I looked at the wrong line.
Oh, Olivia's muted. God damn it, my brain is
completely broken now. I don't know which.
One Admiral. Mimi, Mimi, Mimi.
Hi. Admiral Master Kelledor seems to
have everything in tentacle. I believe we are good to conduct
other business. I'm sure Lord Shondor and the
Queen will have quite the quite the time.
Yeah, we should probably go make sure MOAC actually made it.
I believe he was in the room where it's happening, yeah.
He hasn't left yet. We should get Moacs of pop Tart.
I thought Moac left. I didn't think he came with us.
I also believe that is also in their.
Their their proximity is quite close.
I believe, I believe the phrase is they're in the room where it
is happening, Admiral. Good for them.
Yeah, we should. We should go find Aduna.
How's Aduna? Yeah, let's find.
I I concur. You guys know that you had left
Adunae Blast just outside of the palace?
So you go down, go go to take a long list on a dune.
So how big? Wait, how big is that?
Obviously, Chandler came through the ceiling, right?
Yeah, the skylight. Transformed into a human form
though, didn't he? At the at the edge of the
skylight, he basically did that. Admiral, would you care for a
quick ride to a dune? Yeah, sure.
Hero picks up the Admiral and spreads his wings and flies out
the sky, the sky window above him to outside.
What once a month I thought we talked about?
No, no, no. He, he has wings.
Remember? He has.
Oh, oh, right, I thought, I thought you were turning into
the oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. No.
Well, there there are stipulations behind that.
That form. Yeah.
But him flying, now that he has wings, he can do that.
He just saw, you know, big, you know, ancient dragon do what he
do and he's just going to do a little bit imitation.
And when you fly out of it, you feel a magic that washes over
you but recognizes you with your torque as by getting out of it.
Seems like there was some sort of ward on it to stop others
that should not be going through it.
Interesting. And the window.
Yeah, as soon as as soon as he cursed through the, he's going
to do like a little barrel roll with the Admiral and fly down to
Adonai. Hello, Dee Rees.
Hello, how are you doing Adonai? Oh, just wonderful.
This night air is quite bracing, but it's nice to be flying in
it. Oh good.
It is good to see you untethered and able to move about as you
will. Yes I would, it's the rest of
the crew trying to get on as well.
Should I land somewhere nearby? Think we need to wait for pop
part and the others right before we take off.
If you would be so kind to land in the front, the others will be
joining us shortly and Master Kellador will be shortly,
shortly, maybe later after sort of after that.
Yes, it's probably why it's not to fly around in the dark.
One never knows when the mountains right in front of
them. Very wise, you must be taking to
the skies very naturally. It does feel natural.
Flight is very free. Oh, Aznak has not been on the
boat yet. Here we go.
That's your flippy floppies. So a dune comes down onto
outside of the front gate of the of where is.
Anything. Oh, did I change it over?
Yeah, I changed it over. It is.
Hold on, let me zoom in and out real quick.
I'm looking at OK, yeah, it's all black for me.
It keeps turning off the token divisions.
This one should be good though. Azonex should be vision.
Let me make sure that this maps dynamic lighting.
Dynamic lighting, daylight mode. That's what wasn't active.
There we go, save. OK, next time it turns on.
Oh, OK, here we are. And one more.
Oh. What are these giant seeds?
One of them is not there. We're going to say this one.
The tiny 1 was Liberatri, the big one was from Lono.
Yeah. Yeah, so I got, I got rid of the
other one, the tiny 1. So there is a giant seed that
seems to have a note written on it that states I believe in you,
Lono. Signed Lono.
Affirmations. Yeah, this was, this was
encouraging the PNC and we never actually used it.
I wonder if it could have helped.
I mean, it did help, but help us believe in ourselves.
And you could still grant it. Maybe it would have some sort of
regional effect? As you're wandering around Azure
Neck, you see a tree like, not tree like that's probably
inaccurate. A blank like humanoid creature
that's got kind of some tree like growths on them.
Walk up and go. Hello, I'm Maduna, nice to meet
you. Hello.
I flutter up into her arms. I'm Azmac.
You I'm also the ship you're standing in right now.
Wow, I've been on so many cool vessels lately.
Oh yes, what? What, What are the other ones?
She says, kind of like nervously.
He looks around at at the at his at his fellow party members.
Like did he say too much? Actually show.
There was one that was like a turtle.
So I got there. Weren't.
The ones there. No, I thought we were on the
turtle. Oh.
That was whiskey. No, OK, my mistake.
Oh, just, I don't know, just really big.
I don't know a lot about airships.
That's not my thing. They're just big.
Interesting. But none of them have talked to
me so. I am most grateful that they
haven't, otherwise I might be a little ashamed.
I I tried to keep the place tip top but forgive the mess.
And do a fine job or do name a fine job.
Thank you, Kirill. What?
Well, just so you know, I guess to the she points to the east is
where the sleeping corridors are far just past them coming
towards us now as the some alchemy places and storage and
smithing. There's also some some very nice
other storage areas as well as a safe.
Or. Vault area to the South and to
the South. West A very.
My core captain Mom, or excuse me, Admiral Mame had set up down
there. I think Nimaway had to to for
their sleeping corridors. They like sitting around the
tree. Seems to be comforting, I guess.
And then of course, you've got our kitchen here to the north
and common area to the east. Be be leery of the pillows of
the phallus type and they move. They're perfectly fine fellows.
Oh, I think those words run overboard during the zombie
chord. KIRO KIRO kind of says a silent
prayer of thanks for their for their disappearance.
But yes, if there's anything that I can get you, I can, I can
access anything upon my decks at any time, she says.
And as she's saying so too, you see the deck under your feet,
kind of wave and rumble, and a hand pop up right in front of
you. She hasn't even moved, but in a
gesture to shake your hand. He accepts.
I thank you. You are too kind.
It's my pleasure. Dune, how are our provisions
currently? Are we good or do we need to
make a run before we make for other areas?
They are holding out fairly OK I would say it wouldn't hurt to
probably top up the holy water, although never mind, they're an
ending. Hero kind of slightly laughs,
like not something he does normally.
So it's like kind of weird awkwardish laugh.
Well then. Yeah, do we have?
We have enough food for everyone and enough fuel for a dune.
Oh, fuel is always more needed. That is a good question
actually. I I could I could reach out to
the brain fart. Not alchemist.
So maybe yours your SIM card is storage and you have like E SIM
card. So I guess we're good to go
other than that in the fuel. Yeah, I could reach out to the
the the the the one guy, I'm trying to remember his name in
the town runs a lot of the factory district.
He. Left his card around here
somewhere. The merchant that we did the
deal with that we got the candles from.
I I think you did get the candles from him.
Yeah, we got a, we got a calling card from him.
Yeah, 'cause we got the oh, what are those candles called?
I will find it. Hold on.
How long ago lost this? Oh, you guys met him a few times
too? I know what was.
I'm trying to think. I keep trying to blink on him.
He's the one who No, that's the, that's the goblin.
He's the one who? Carriages, right?
He'd help design the carriages for sure, or at least have been
accredited with it, but he also the holy water cannons you guys
had sent for one of his apprentices to help install and
design them. Yeah, we had his name on his
card. And we're staring right at the
card, but we just can't read it. Well, I.
You're searching for the card frantically, I would guess.
I am searching for the card frantically because I wrote it.
This is a perception. Check and this was before the
turtles. Yes, that way you met him before
the turtles, but you also have met him after the turtles on
several occasions, like I said. I'm trying to go back through
all of my notes. You could roll a perception, but
I won't be able to tell you because I can't remember.
You die. He's really famous.
I'm trying to find where it is on the sheet.
Ferris, I just found it. Yep, that's him.
I think I'm missing a couple pages of notes so they are out
of order because I cannot find it.
I knew that if I just had to keep flipping back and forth,
I'd eventually have landed on his name somewhere because I've
written it down several times. But yeah.
Ferris, Sir. Ferris.
Tell us. Well, I finally found his card.
So shall shall I reach out to him about more energy fuel.
Yes. Yes, we should have plenty of
fuel. OK.
I think he'd set this up with enough food and other stores the
last time, so they'll probably be able to help us this time.
And then she in flips the card around and starts trying to
press it and he's like, I don't know if it's activated by my
thumbs or not. That tries to activate it and.
You press your beak to it and it seems to pop up with an
automated message of. You've reached Sir Ferris
Telus's automated voice machine. If you'd like to contact him for
publishing rights, press 1. If you'd like to contact him for
faulty equipment, please try again.
If you'd like to call, contact him for.
A general yeah pub pub, not the media event.
Please parse 3 and if you are with the rum rulers, please
insert your DNA here and there's a little slide that starts.
Out. Oh no.
Petula. And the slide slides back into
it and says calculating. Hello cat Holdus, welcome to Sir
Faris's inner system. If you have a need for emergency
contact, please press 1. If you need General Services,
please press 2. I press 2 because the needing
fuel at this moment, it's not an emergency, right?
Because we need to take a long rest and then we're going to go
about our merry way. Ideally we would take a long
rest on the way. It's like 8 hours.
Hello cat holders, thanks for pressing 2 what?
Please say your general service into this microphone and a big
honking like acorn looking thing pops out from it.
I say that we need fuel for and I, I look at it doing it and I'm
like. How far do we need to?
Go. And how much fuel does that
need? We should double it.
Where are we going? I don't think I've been
informed. To the new tree I didn't.
To the tree. So that fissure area where we
went last time, except this time it's less dangerous, It was like
8 hour flight. Oh.
I know how to get there. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
There was a big giant force field in the way of the the
fissure though, but there definitely wasn't any sort of
tree. So.
OK, well, oh, right, that's right.
I was in angelic form. It was like a whole another
lifetime ago. Anyways, yeah, I'll ask him to
quadruple. It just you know.
Keep the energy stores. So we're going to need like 16
bars or. 16 bars of fuel. 16 units of fuel.
Your request has been received. Processing time processing time
processing. Your request has been received
and is. The fully automated system will
have your request in approximately 8 hours.
We don't. Need it anymore I.
Mean we're still going to need it.
It just means we're not leaving immediately after the others.
Get that done with our banks. That's OK, we need to wait on
that. It it will be done after they're
bang done with their bang fest, because they're going to bang
their brains out and, and pass out and, and then wake up.
They could just bang on the aduni.
Traumatize Aduni like that. I would rather not.
Sullied. A Dicks like that.
No, Aduni might be into it. I don't not heard things.
Although you probably do get grand am coming back to before
everyone goes to sleep and as you're finishing out that
request, probably just because you would probably start it into
your shenanigans and then cheat Sia would have popped your head
up like. What's going on on here?
She's. Mad at you?
Oh. The Queen.
No. She's a.
The rat. Is she not on the boat?
No, generally you you've been keeping her in your pocket
because Aduni hadn't befriended her yet because of the whole rat
versus boat situation. But you could try to bring her
back is what I figured you would do before that.
No, it's whatever. OK, GC learned in a whole new
trade today. I imagine the rat knows what
reproduction is. Yeah, but not.
Yeah, and isn't shy about it at all.
Reproductions. Interesting dynamic going on in
the room right now. We're just we're, we're fading
to black, that whole movement, if you haven't told.
Just. Unless you want to get delve
into it, I've I've I've figured. I'm pretty.
I'm pretty cool with the FTB on this.
Grand Am was in the room where it happened.
In the room where it happened. Does Grand am come back
traumatized or just like it was a learning experience?
Grand. Grand Am was the most normal
you've ever seen him. He's gotten all the weight.
Out of his system, that should scare brush.
Wrong with him. He said hello to me.
Look me. Straight in the eyes.
Oh. My God, what's happening?
What did they do to? Him, he's been taken over.
We have to free him. You guys then go to sleep?
I'm guessing? Yes.
OK, you have a nice dreamlessly for eight solid hours for those
that need that otherwise 4 hours.
I guess the Nimoy's case. Is there anything that you're
anyone wants to describe with their what they did?
If there was any other intermediate time?
That'll study until he falls asleep and he tries to stick
near a dune wherever her little bodies are running around at
just. You.
Trotting around with a book. You do notice for the first time
you actually 2 multiple of her bodies kind of just roaming
around the ship. Like why you just start
somebody? So just when I have this has she
has her ability sheet too now, right?
What? What ability?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ability sheet.
Yeah, that's right. She would have probably have
asked when you guys got on, like, how do we get rid of this
thing? Probably also just floating off
more beyond the ship, so just like really awkwardly.
It's a giant one that's like the size of a of a a small, small
house. Yes.
I hire a number of portable day spa just like a spa experience
delivered to my door from. Where?
Wherever we are, because we're we're staying somewhere right in
the city. Right now, you guys on the yeah,
on the Adune, which had been right outside Queen Thea's
palace, you could could request that Adune stay landed there or
move somewhere else in the city. I could also just give you this.
Right next to the palace is a is a huge power play.
So I I invite a bunch of masseuses and and and and spa
people over to anyone. Anyone who was impacted can use
their services. Then whatever.
Since I've had that foot massage, we've been doing a lot.
I deserve to be vampired. You you send in that request to
one of the equipment that out stand outside of the Queen's
palace and they come back with. You don't have access to the
Queen's coffers anymore, so you might be having to pay for it on
your own. Richard OK, how?
Much does that cost for like our team to get like?
How many? How many would you like?
However many people want like a nice massage.
We have our 1% income thing, should be able to get a massage.
I believe in that. Is anyone else I I.
Look, I will, Kira will join in the massage.
All the siblings. That's just going to chill with
the dune he doesn't want. As as long as the Rawersons do
not dogpile him. No.
This this is like the the like most well behaved you will ever
see these ants is may I get pampered?
Anything for switches. So 5.
Look to everyone else, up to you, but do you either this?
Then that would be we'll we'll he pulls out a little Ledger and
he's like, it depends upon, I guess to how long do you want it
and hard and do you have a particular pain threshold?
I go through the process of of picking all those things.
I don't particularly feel the need to be ordering a massage.
I would do that in person, but. The pain threshold refers more
to like how soft, how hard and you want it to basically.
I'm a ginger boy, so he likes it hard.
OK. Hard scratches it is.
Meant milk on the side. And I think that would be
approximately 15 gold then? Or I walk on board, I walk up to
the 1% thing. Hopefully there's 15 gold in
there. There is.
I take 15 gold and I, oh, I get, I think, I think 60 gold and I
give him one or you a good person.
Oh. Thank you, I would it is much
appreciated. I will make sure that my family
gets an extra serving tonight and the order would be right at
your gangplank within the hour. Oh, I've taken up enough screen
time when I walk away. You get a Nosebleed because you
haven't sat at the table. Ah fuck, take out a very fancy
handkerchief. Fun to be ruined.
Massage. It's on my night.
So anyone else what you doing for the for the evening when you
settle in them away Azernak? Yeah.
Jake's on the phone. What?
So what do you do with that Azernak?
Oh, he's just turning in. I think you have some time
intermittently between then. I don't know if you want to tell
me how you're turning in, where you're turning in.
He's going to find like a bowl or something like the biggest
bowl or basket that would fit him and curl ball cozy in it.
Probably the most open and accessible thing would be a
barrel. Is it clean?
Yes. OK.
Besides farther away, if you were to search around a little
bit more, you would definitely find some hammocks of of bed for
bed situations. He he likes to feel like comfy,
cozy and crevices. OK, barrel it is.
You roll that barrel probably into the sleeping corridors and
go to sleep in the barrel I guess.
Hong shoo. Me me.
Me me is going to peruse the kitchen for a sweet treat and an
apple and take her hall back to the hammocks by the tree.
And then she'll spend her night munching while she writes in a
journal, and then also intermittently say her pass
phrase to see if she can end up in the white space at the same
time that Agonon does. Oh interesting, you're the first
one to try something of these natures.
Actually no, no joke. Yes, if you want Azernac you
could write your name on this barrel too.
Just a fun fact. Oh yeah, he'll like carve his
name on there. I mean like in D&D Beyond.
Oh, how? If you go to the text button.
Yeah. Then you can type on the map
just like you can draw on the map.
Cool. Anyways, whitespace, do you
remember what your test your your password is?
Wildstar laughter echoed under cerulean skies.
Very good. What?
1 It's important. You say that while kind of
drifting off to sleep, and you is your SO I have to ask you
this too. Is your intent to make it there
at the same time that Agonon does?
Yeah, she's hoping that he being at night time, she's hoping that
he will also go to sleep and have the same idea.
OK, Do you want to? We've got time today for sure.
But do you want to do that now or when he goes to sleep?
Because you're going to have to. When he does, Yeah, When he
does. OK, so next session then.
I'm just so then. But you do know for sure that in
when you would put your head down to sleep, you would come
into this white void space without a doubt.
OK. And question that white void
space, does it have the mind meld each time they're in it or
just at your other rec? It seems to happen as you guys
both get back in into the space. Oh cool.
OK. And you, you know, notice there
is some. Actually, you know what won't me
a perception check. OK.
Oh wait, let me just click on my character and make sure OK 20.
Four nice. You notice that there has been
do do either of you have an affiliate with a with any God
yet? Gods.
I don't think so. I was just clarifying because I
was thinking of some other things.
Here you find some of the past notes that either yourself or
Agonon had written to each other when we're when we're separated,
but had never made it to the other person, just like in a
pile in the space. Like items that we had intended
for the other person. And so somehow it got sucked
into the space. Yes, when you guys were
separated like think to even some some of the things were
being like like oh, I bet he would like this or she would
like this, but I can't give it to her and.
And of course they have had a mind melt since then.
So upon seeing the letter, she would have remember from
Agonon's perspective writing the letter because she has all those
memories now. But still, it's one thing to
remember reading something and another thing to read it in
person. Like I like to compare the
memory of, you know, what a strawberry tastes like, but it's
a different different to actually taste 1, you know.
So she's going to sit down cross legged and read the letters
while she waits. I shouldn't say cross legged.
No, like, you know, on her hip to the side.
Yes, because of the dress. So Outlook just pause her there
reading while she waits. For the next.
Session Kat, you said you were doing some research or
something. Or are you just going to sleep
with a do Nae Jesse? Kat may have stepped away, I
think. Sorry, can you hear me?
Yeah, now we can. Yeah, he's doing research about
the alloy as per his usual lifetime activities.
So towards your research, you had kind of noticed something
about hero's intent earlier and recalled something of your
research with the alloy. While while doing doing more
research about it, you recall that this particular metal is
able to be imbued with intent and therefore may surpass the
idea of what it means to be able to, you know, cast a spell on
it. You could potentially imbue it
with a spell or more. OK.
And view it with a spell or more like it's more potent or just
more effective. Yes, and potentially, but also
that it was that as opposed to something else you would be
casting it on an inanimate object.
For instance, this particular metal could be either or and it
creature or an inanimate object. And on top of that, we'll hold
that whatever you're casting on it kind of like a a battery.
Oh yes, a battery for spells. I like it.
But yeah, that's all he's doing, just studying and then going to
sleep. OK, you'd find that much out and
our rock to sleep in Aduna's arms.
Grand Am your night was very active for the most part, but it
got to a point. Still on the phone.
I'm sorry. Oh well.
Something came up. We're kind of both preoccupied.
I'm sorry. No, you're, you're OK.
I, I, I was just going to you. You can, you can tell him when
he gets back. I guess, too, that he had a fun
time and be as detailed as you want because you're you have
that privilege getting big. Tell him about the Dragon OC you
know. Let me show you.
And then I think Raul, you already told me what you guys
are doing is the massage and then you're probably passing out
on the table, I'm guessing because they they do show up and
drink. A bunch of wine?
Ask you. Ask you to get up on a table or
of theirs and that's padded and start massaging very well, very
hard per the request. Hard screeches.
I attempt to hire them to Elizabeth.
Live on a dune. Yeah.
Just like one of them. How about I'll I'll was going to
say one of them out and be like this one.
You'll be my massage boy only. Only.
Or girl. Only one of them seems to side
eye you. The rest of them kind of like
scratch their head and look away like we've got families to think
about. And then one that side eyes you
goes, how much is it pay? You want adventure, don't you,
boy? I.
Know. You want to be a hero, don't
you, boy? I know you do.
You come with us, make sure you get that.
Like a class? A level in something.
I'm a massage man. And what are you even saying
with those other words, Class. Are you talking about this
floating thing that's been in front of our faces this whole
time? Yeah.
Oh well, what am I supposed to do with it?
The others are listening in intently.
It's. And what?
Even it's you, boy. It's you.
It's your personality, It's your skills, your abilities, your
militant natural potential all laid up and the helpful sheet.
If you call me a boy one more time, I don't know if I'm
interested in this offer. Did you tell me how much it pays
all? Right lad.
That's better. Whatever the going rate is, plus
40% for travel fees. Going rate?
Do you mean you're going to pay me the the hourly rate for the
however long this your trip is? No, there's like a going rate
for both, for people who go with other rich people and deserve
them. That's what I'm talking about.
I don't know what the rate is in this world.
We'll have to get like a we need an accountant and look at the
others. Does anyone here know an
accountant who doesn't want to? Who would like to live?
On the ship, I tend to the other.
We need to hire a staff. The main payment today.
Yeah, I mean we we've got the accounts now, we've got business
now we need like a like a live in staff to make our lives
easier then there could be made for us.
A dune doesn't have to cook every day, you know.
Anyway, talk about them better and it's your prerogative.
I'm just, you know, I'm putting out options.
Any. Any someone just tell us how
much like a regular thing cost. Like how much could a banana
cost Michael? You get a Nosebleed, damn it. 14
gold. $20. 20 Yeah, exactly. You guys are almost that rich.
Right, that's the problem. We need it.
We need some of the. We need an accountant.
The. I'd hit that guy too much by
giving him a full gold. I don't know.
I don't know how much does this services cost normally.
The the masseuse squinting goes, have been going to school for
accounting. I could offer my services for
that as well. Look.
At this guy. Multitasking the accountant
masseuse. Yeah, I love it.
Well, you tell me how much you're worth then.
We're using a lot of time on this.
I'm going to shove you off to my siblings after this and they can
deal with it. OK?
I'm thinking too hard. Goodbye.
It would be Yep, at a certain vacative rate, but we'll figure
it out. I stop paying attention to him.
You go to sleep right there on the massage table.
Everybody else, all the other massage masseuses leave while
your brothers get up and discuss business with him.
Well then. All right.
I think that's everyone. Hero.
I forgot hero. You should have talked up buddy.
Let's see hero. I must say he will probably go
through his normal bedtime procedures.
Sharpening sword, Sharpening other sword, Swing the swords,
Receive the swords and pray. On the deck if I do nay.
Yep, and then when he's all done he will go sleep under.
The tree. The glowing fruit tree probably
wakes the first ones up in the morning with a twinkling of its
lights announcing the morning. So that would be Nimaway.
Mommy is surprisingly still able to sleep through this.
Oh, the tree is twinkling. Yeah.
And and KIRO, who are sleeping next to the tree.
She'll line but enjoying the morning, the lights, just having
a moment but then as as people start to stir, she'll get up.
Are you getting up KIRO then? Oh yeah, Kira.
Kira would have rose with would have risen with the sun.
Twinkling up, the lights alert you of such.
You get up, check your check. Your swords are clear.
Go back out across the green under the tree, walking towards
the kitchen, supposedly. And you find Rarl passed out on
a massage table with his three brothers on couches nearby.
And as you're walking into the kitchen, 2 grand am strolls in
with a stride of pride. The.
Opposite of the walk of shame. It is good job.
All all care would have thought and said you're welcome.
Is there a bathroom? Real good.
In this place. There used to have been.
I did not institute a new one because what level are you?
I am level 14. You suddenly have the oddest
sensation of not having to use the restroom even when you wake.
Haven't just woke up. What your your bodies.
Your bodies seem to be changing. What?
You're you no longer need to excrete after a certain level.
Do I wait I'm. Sorry, what?
Are you deciding this or is this like a deep, this has got to be
a Josh. Thing.
Yeah, I'm deciding it. Well she was asking more to like
freshen up and shower or. God said no more pee pee for
you. Oh, in that?
And you're just pooping. It goes away upwards.
In that case, a dune chimes in with a well, I can make just
about any space you want. Most of the ship is open floor
plan. I feel like I have in my head.
But you could you. I can grow you a private,
secular space. What's the space over here?
Oh, is this a treasure room? Yes, it is.
It's not very full. Then never mind, wait, oh, what
the how did I get in here? I don't know how you got in.
There it looks like. I'll fix it for you though
there. I went down the hallway and
faced through the wall. Yep, sorry for spoilers, I
wasn't supposed to find that yet.
No, you're good. I it's it's literally all of the
spaces your guys is technically it was more of just like what
you what what you'd faced through was a doorway with an
eye on it that has a passcode that has not been set yet along
with the bag of holding that it's got a pass.
It's got a passcode. It's just 1234 right now.
OK. Or we.
Could. Update that 4321 boom.
Updated. Everyone, No one expects the
opposite of the most obvious answer, thinking.
I'm just going to sketch. Would everyone else continue
doing what you want to do? Would you like me to set you up
a a shower then? I would thank you, but I'm I'm
looking around for an appropriate.
Space, the the best space is probably going to be quick,
quickest and easiest for me anyways as my plumbing has a a
wet wall. I don't know where some of these
words are coming from. They're just in my head right
here. And I will grow you a partition
space for yourself. Excellent.
Thank you. I'm thinking because like if
this is the circulation space, then somewhere I don't like.
Oh. You're already drawing.
How did you go? I'm just sketching, this is not.
That's perfectly it. No, that that this is where the
wall will be. Cool, Yeah.
How do I delete AH? Shit, I don't think you can.
I can select things which one you want just.
Delete both of them, I'm just catching.
Yeah, so we'll pretend that this is the path.
Gosh, why does this would look weirdly like your house plans
are you getting? Free red lines from me.
It doesn't look anything like my my House plans.
How would shoot me if this was my House plan?
These walls are so curvy we couldn't get any furniture.
Natural. I would love it.
Just run my hands through the wall.
Don't need any furniture, just lay on the ground.
There you go. Then we will freshen up and then
join everyone in the kitchen. That would probably be when
Rahul is waking up and Azure Neck is waking up to the sounds
of the new newly installed shower.
Things come out first and they make mimosas and then they bring
in the mimosas into the other room.
In about 5 to 10 minutes later, I walk out with sunglasses
drinking a mimosa. Oh, drinks.
Hi, yes, please have some. It's good to be the king.
We won. Let's enjoy that for a second.
Cheers. Does your neck makes cute little
grabby hands for a mimosa? As you're, as you're, as you're
tearing Aduni let's over with a note in hand.
A twiddle had come to me in the night with an invitation for the
rum rollers to have a free pass at the their new island.
Did this turtle looks like a demon spawn or like a regular
one? It it was it was a normal
turtle. I think it.
Was how normal? It it looked like a walking
turtle. OK, big large 1 green.
I don't know that Azernac even knows what Franklin looks like.
He's just. And the and the the the the
turtle was in inclining that you would helped in their
preparations for society on this these lands.
So this was their way of hopefully paying it forward to
you. Sweet.
All right, that's pretty cool. I hand it over to everyone.
I'll still look at the invite. Big gold trimmed invite.
Oh, is Kieran. Friend, that means we need to
show up with style. Need a palanquins for everyone,
Probably a band. Lovely.
Band. Yeah, she's another idea.
Just spitballing, mirroring what you have done.
See this little crafting area with this wall here.
Yeah, yeah. Is this the?
Door trying to mirror that end. No, the door is here.
Oh, this the X is the shower. Oh, that's an errandia so that
the bathroom doesn't stick out. I got you.
Yeah.
And then that's. I was just trying to, I was
trying to understand what I got it now though.
Yep, and then this is that craft with where the crafting area
would move to in the mirror of this crafting area over here.
Yeah, I can do that. Sweet.
Just so we keep this more open and the bathroom doesn't like
awkwardly stick out in the space of the other area because like,
if this is the crafting area, it's kind of tucked way behind
the tumor of a bathroom. Doesn't.
Have to be exactly that. That's just the the idea to keep
the. Floor open.
Yeah, cool, you can delete all my stuff now.
No, I'm going to keep it on there because I'm going to have
to remember what you drew later. And of course.
Tweak everything how you want to make it look how you want.
That's the gist, yeah. Adune would have come, come
into, come, come to greet with you too.
In one of her bodies anyways. And gone.
Oh yes, I do like this idea. And the wall here and a toilet
here and some storage here and shower here and I'll get right
on that. And she starts like she starts
like physically drawing that on the floor and it starts growing
as a as a wall. It should be done shortly.
Many thanks. Not long after Grand Am stumbles
in. I guess Mohawk would stumble in.
I think that's everyone. With pop dart arm in arm and
very red faced. Not, not not like embarrassed,
but flushed. Offer the momentous as a kind of
I think that's everyone we need to then start taking off, right?
Believe so. Once that's confirmed, I'll set
about helping set everyone off while they have drinks and maybe
like a light brunch. We need a violinist or a
harpist. Well, there's a piano over here.
I'm happy I had to do some investigating of the financials.
Always fun. You've you've made it.
You've made it back to a dune after a rambunctious night.
Mimosas have been offered from rural and your mind is blown at
the new positions that you'd never experienced before.
So missionary. And then some.
The only one. Only one you've never done.
Well these are druid I guess animals probably don't do
missionary very often. Yeah, they're more doggy.
He was all into everything. Here we go.
This, this, this would be this would be what we need.
The thumbnail. You're welcome.
Just just the link preview, whatever you want to call it.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
I just was like, what is the oddest Kama Sutra that I could
think of and I couldn't think of any.
And it was like maybe Google knows some and that was like the
first link. You having fun there drawing
Emily? Is that the?
Is that? The red instead of the crafting
area. I was trying to keep the
circulation space more formal between the tree and the kitchen
and so instead of the crafting space being in yellow, it would
be here in red with a table to kind of keep this holes bottom
zone as the crafting area. Oh, OK.
And so this. And then you have a clearly.
Defined hallway. Yeah, OK, that's what I was
going to. That could have like be more of
like a hallway corridor type deal.
Yeah, you can have like bookcases or something in the
hallway, something thin against the walls just to populate it
with. Furniture is just not empty as
well. Yeah.
You can tell that I had a lot of fun just fucking around with
this plan too. I just like curving shit and
filling in gaps. But.
Sorry, I don't want it to track. I'm just.
Doing good.
Did I hear that we should be setting sail then pop?
So. Comes up with well, well, I
don't know. I've just got here.
Moac goes. We're going to the spiral wood
forest, right? Well, previously known as the
spiral wood forest should come up with a new name for it.
And somebody was throwing around liberal tree for the giant tree,
but you know the surrounding area.
I'll think on it. Liberal tree forest.
I don't know. I'm not an arborist.
Let's ask the liberatory. But we're going to go there and
assess the situation, right, guys?
Pop Tart. Lovely to see you.
Please. Mimosas.
There should be bacon waffles, Belgian style, whatever that is.
Yeah. Fruit.
Oh well, thank you, I don't mind if I do.
And promptly continues to stuff his face, or rather begins to.
Well, Ferris has been able to provide the fuel cells it seems
like as well. In the night a dune chimes in.
So we should be set to begin. Let us head out then.
I don't have a lettuce head to stand out, but I we can, we can
go. Oh.
Tommy. All right, well.
That's going to make his way to the top deck, to the helm.
Let's set off I'm ready. Let's.
Motor. And you guys feel the ship lift
up out of the and then start to move forward?
The boys only temporarily saddened that she had to stop
her sketching. The views from the right are an
adequate replacement. And you see, for those who are
seeing it for the first time, even though I haven't gotten
your token there, you're seeing a besides the inside of the
ship, which you could kind of tell these walls were more grown
than actually built because of their aphomorphous shape.
They have this kind of flowing free form idea of, of walls and
such that you were you were going for going around.
But also above you there seems to be a a giant balloon of sorts
that. Cats also not up here that seems
to be taking on air more to go to rise or letting it out to
fall and it there seems to be some sort of thrust coming from
the back of the ship as well that which of which Brad Dam is
getting flashbacks from the word thrust.
TCA would probably have greeted Adune with that.
That's nice to see you again. Grand damn, You know you have a
rodent on you, right? He's off the end.
Are you sure about that? I talked to her.
Have you even tried talking to her?
I don't. I don't.
I don't speak.
Rat. You're capable of so much, but
you can't even speak to a little rat.
I will give it my best try and you hear her go.
Cheap, cheap, cheap cheap cheap chirp cheap chirp.
Can't just say that Adune. That was my best try, though
it's. Like this Cheap cheapen.
Cheap cheap chirp cheapen. Oh, OK.
Phenomenal. What does that mean?
This is peak right here. I always.
Grab what? I cast the spell.
Oh. Maybe you could cast the spell
on me and perhaps this would ease by.
The way or I'm finally going to cast awaken on cheats.
Yeah. Is that what you're doing?
Fuck it. Yeah, if we got down, Tom, let's
do it. We are just sitting on the ship
while she does all the work flying.
Might as well give her another pass to do.
What? Cousin height I think.
It sounds like a shriek that got cut off.
Sorry. Yeah, my cat was just being bad.
Sorry. Perfectly cut screams.
She just started shredding a pile of clothes like she had
real beef with it. OK, Intelligence three.
Last. The target gains intelligence 10
and ability to speak one language.
You know. All right, let's go.
How funny would it be for me to make her learn druidic?
Primordial. She just started speaking in
tongues. Be curious to know if
relationship with the rat is more like a child or like a long
time romantic companion and you you just weren't aware that
that's how she felt. Curious to see where this goes.
I'm terrified. Very damn will be completely
oblivious either way. So you.
Got any verbal or semantic that you're doing with that?
He is 100% humming the pinky and the brain theme as he gives the
rat a brain. And cheats you coughs.
Hello. Welcome to the existential side
of the universe. Sorry about this but the boat
wanted to talk to you as. Long as it has cheese, I don't
care, I'll do whatever it wants and and Adonai perks up at this
and goes. I have cheese.
I can get you however much you would like and if you would
please. Not.
Scratch. My decks.
Or. Who, Promiscuously, wherever
you'd please. I would be grateful, ever so
grateful. We're having that bathroom
installed. I can do that.
I can learn how to use a bathroom.
Whatever that is, You know the language now cheats you.
You know what a bathroom is? I mean, I know the word, but I
don't know what it means. I've never.
Except it must be new. It's a room where you get a
bath. I have to give the the rats in
like house manners right now. You, you see her thinking to
herself and you just see her like you can see like a, you can
imagine at least a thought bubble of like a rat and then a
bunch of other rats like licking each other.
And that's the room. You made like tongues come out
of the wall. That is fair.
They usually don't. They just cut.
Yeah. All that intent.
Like a glory hole who's come out of it instead?
Punch your tiny little tongues. I'm sorry.
The walls are. Furry.
Don't likes that kinky shit. I'm always currently horrified
at my own train of thought. I love you.
She'll promptly describe what a shower is that cheats you.
After introducing herself, of course.
I'd like to hear that description.
OK, OK, OK, I'm. Sorry, I'll let her do it.
Imagine if the rain falling from the sky was warm and cozy and it
washed away all the dirt. And that's a shower.
It's like a a warm hug from the sky.
A warm, wet hug. Yes.
That is interesting, I would give that a cry.
I don't know how that helps my poo though.
Oh, there's there's also what's called a toilet.
It's a hole where you put your poop and you press a button and
the poop goes away. Wow, like that?
Very. Convenient modern plumbing is a
marvel. Oh, now that I can talk, when we
were in that palace, there were these weird rats that I found.
That had like giant brains. They came out of the sewer.
I beg your pardon? Yeah, well, you were.
You were busy. I just noticed these rats and I
went over to play with. Them for a little bit and.
Then there was. Another rats and they just had
brains coming out of their head. Are they sentient?
Oh yes, very. Happy.
That's fun. Oh.
No, they were. Not happy.
This is This is. Bad This is actually.
Very bad, hey? Matt the Cranial rat.
Are cranial rats same? As everywhere else here.
Or do I need to have grand am roll?
I failed to. Scry on people, not Matt.
Sorry, Josh, my brain. Is frazzled.
You're good. You're good.
You would. Recognize the description
apparently as. As which means grand am would
exactly. Problem.
So there might be a rat conspiracy taking place.
Oh shit. A rat.
Conspiracy solo in other worlds. Cranium Rats.
Tend to band. Together and like try and take.
Over. But they tend to be pretty
incompetent at it. I mean, they're so small.
Yeah, that's the problem. There's a lot of them in their
psychic so. Like.
They kick rats. See what What did these rats say
to you in the sewer? They weren't in the.
Sewer at the time that I found that.
They were in the palace. There are, the smarter they are.
And they're like, they're like part of oh.
Shit. They're part of Illith at Hive.
Minds. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
And you said they were in the palace, the Queen's palace?
Yes, they were they. They they, they wanted to play
with me, but I. Didn't like the way.
They looked so I I went, I I ran away.
And where? Did you see?
These Grand AM is patting cheesy on the head and is immediately
running to the side of the. Boat and jumping.
Off. To go back to.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I.
Just watch this happen. Your.
Hope he flies. It's terrible to watch.
It'll be fun, OK. Are you going to warn the Queen?
I'm. Gonna go fuck up these rats.
This is bad. Are we?
Changing like. Or.
How could let Faust deal with it?
But something tells me he might not deal with it in a way that.
We like how? How far away are we?
You guys had probably, you guys had probably started off.
Towards the tree and. We're probably a.
Decent hour away at this point. Maybe we should we talk to the
tree and go back tomorrow. To the palace.
We're almost there. It might be too late by then,
but. They move that quickly if
they're like. Making that blatant of a move.
That like. They're in the palace.
Maybe it might. They might have been at it for a
while. You know, everybody in the
city's level, everybody in the city's level 1, they should
maybe be OK. What does that mean?
What does 5I mean? Can we just call the Queen?
Be like I and. What does the level of the
populace? Have to do with it.
Probably Shandar. You know that's a good idea.
I'm not going to have a snack. Let Sean Darno.
He can probably handle it honestly.
I'll hand over the. Card for Sean Darno.
Here you go. Hey, Big.
Daddy. Hey.
Little Dorothy. My rat friends.
Telling me you've got a cranium rat infestation.
It's not. I haven't really.
Paid that close of attention, but I could set one someone upon
it. I'm just.
Letting you know I just woke her up like 5 minutes ago and she's.
Talking about rats. Brains in their heads, like big
brains, normal rat brains. Pretty great.
Might be might be illifids, not sure on that part They.
Sometimes work alone. Do you know where?
They were. Coming from I'm assuming bank it
was the suit, right? Yes, yeah, they were in the.
They were in the poop place. I thought they were in the
palace. Poop shoot.
They're in the poop shoot of the palace.
Well, that's definitely going to be Gerald's problem.
I don't know. Somebody's somebody.
'S problem, but I'll let somebody know.
Yeah, there's this group of people that just showed up in
town. They're called the Shadow.
Seekers. They might be pretty good at
taking. Care of that kind of stuff.
OK, well I guess I'll reach out and assume that.
There's some sort of. Exterminators.
Thanks. Yeah, keep them busy for me,
will you? I'll do my.
Best hey and I should. Good luck.
Actually yes, some side question and fetch quests is.
Just what they need, probably. After a long rest though.
They're worse off than you guys were.
Yeah, they're going to be very dangerous.
Fast is not. Telling you my granddam is not
telling about that just. Just he's just being obnoxious
to Faust. In any plants Fast has, they're
still separate enough people. Yep.
And Grand Am's. It's fun, right?
Yeah, Grand Am's Grand Am is. Grand Am.
He's not directly opposed. To fouls.
He just thinks it's. Funny and.
Enjoys being an inconvenience. They don't know what they're
going to do. Good thing I.
Already have maps for this and I don't have.
Maps for near the tree anymore because it's changed.
Three times since since I've. We've started playing it was
originally a forest with a fissure Now then it was the the
the the lava tower with the the exploding tree.
And I have not changed it since then.
Hey, what going on? Yeah, I did not expect you guys
to be taking. That route back towards the tree
already. I was.
Like so ready. For the beach day, Beach day.
Oh yeah, we got invited. By the turtle people, yeah.
Oh yeah. Beach day?
Not really. Weather could have postponed.
The celebration. And we still get there on time,
I've seen. Enough borderline and completely
naked human bodies for a little. Bit no beach need necessary.
I'll send them a message just so they know like hey or the.
Festivities could be multi. Day long and we still get there
in time. On human bodies.
So who are? You sending a?
Message to then rural I mean. I'll look at the invite, is it
like a one? Day thing like should I let them
know that we're not coming today?
It's like waiting. For us.
It seems to come directly from the gay book Son.
Who is the main crew that you? Guys.
Had reached an agreement with and.
It explains to that it's on top of a giant.
Dragon turtles back. That's the new island that's
situated itself out there as. Well, that it provides.
For. Access.
At any time. OK, so we just have to show up
there. They'd want to be a rude you.
Know and. Our employees.
Cool. I go back to lounging until we
get somewhere. Yeah.
I will be populating. That next time.
'Cause I. Is about time.
It is, yeah. The.
Teens in the city. Oh.
God, what are we going to do? I'm so unsure of what.
That side is going to end up. Actually doing.
The evil side, yeah. Is there Is there some life for
Ezra to eat? Is there some life for Ezra to
eat we. Are currently getting nudes.
We showed up get it to get nudes at the granny nudes.
Place shortly after the other team left.
How overwhelmed is Azerneck? Ed or Whiskey Jack, I guess.
Oh, there's just there's so. Much.
Azerneck thinks he can handle rats.
Maybe if it comes to that. But they can they handle the
Ezra. And the Ezra energy, I guess I
should be. Looking at his experience and
stuff. We really have to awaken Ezra.
Soon, if he continues. If he if he does the Ezra energy
and in a populated city, we will be going.
To prison. I guess from the Christmas one
shot, give that experience to Whiskey Jack since he's level 4.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you. Guys should put it into general.
Let me know what characters for those who have played the the.
As I said, the Grand Am adventure, Yeah, I'd seen that
MXP. I think I.
Got grand am? And I think I got.
Hat. So basically 2 for.
Your. You said you said whiskey.
But make sure to put it in chat. I'll I'll there you got it.
Good. Then I'll need a little have
something to reference when I go back to.
Adding them in. There because basically what
happens is these experiences come to you as if you would had
a dream and you were. That's the weirdest fucking
dream ever and you were that person.
Or or or a reindeer in this case.
Rudolph's uncle. We trampled a man to death to
save Santa Claus. Yes.
Are those the best dreams though?
The ones that are just like, wow.
Absolutely, I once. Had a dream that I was Batman
fighting the. Teletubbies.
That's brilliant. My favorite dream of
recollection recently. Was actually.
I was. Floating through.
Space as a monkey that was attached to a ship, but then
also would use like, you know, those sticky hand toys.
I had like an energy version of that and I could use it to to to
to get to different star systems.
I know exactly what you mean by the sticky hand toy.
That's, by the way, and we all love the sticky.
Hand. And then and then we were
fighting. Like this like.
This this like. Galactic Force.
For evil that were a. Like a hive mind that hid
themselves in magic or not puzzle boxes.
That's the word I was looking for, like.
Giant planet. Sized puzzle boxes they would
hide their hive minds in. That's amazing.
It was a good time guys, but I've got to go it.
Was a great time. Good night.
See you. Good night.
Bye. Everybody.
Is everyone head? No.
Yeah, Jacob, call me. In the morning, stopping well, a
grand and. Wonderful.
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