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Okay, we like party in the Franklin voice.
That's scary. But we last left off our party
sledding at top speed through the snow, on the back of their
Turtle, companion Franklin running into headboard, or
running into a band of dwarves and taking them out very easily
and then befriending more of them at a village where they
found Wisteria trust up, naked, slathered in oil and seasoning
being prepared. And for the sacrifice of a
ritual. Now.
And how do I the first thing I'm going to do is going to go up
this Miller who's gonna smell her?
Yep. There she smells really good.
You go up to snap her and she's nuts, Rosemary, and Thyme.
And some kind of Like neutral oil to Mel.
Very earthy and pungent earthy and pungent, oh okay, I can
smell of the mixture is delicious that I lost my phone
already. Okay, got it.
Mr. On her taste pretty delicious is any of the dwarves
in here, in this cabin, or building any of the doors that
we've befriended or they all strangers to us.
One, you have befriended standing right here.
Okay. And he came in here to retrieve,
he was leading Flint in here to get flint a drink because even
though you guys don't speak to our oven, He was able to do some
communication with flint and be like, oh, are you thirsty?
And then he brought him in here to get him a drink, but he's
gonna Wander over here to this nice arm wire.
He's gonna reach in and grab a wineskin and then come back and
he hands it to you. Friend introduced us when he
walked into saying like these are new friends.
Yeah, he introduced you guys to everybody here.
He's like ah they're here. They're here to join us for the
ritual, huh? they just, they just believe
everything you say now because of a squirrels nice in that sack
love to see it. Whip it out again.
Show tool. And is he licking someone?
I'm gonna I'm gonna walk up behind flint and Whisper to them
like hey, keep them busy while I try to get Wisteria out of here
for free. At least sounds good.
Good. So keep the storks attention,
asking them. So, how do you guys go about
Brewing? You're a 0 here.
What kind of spices and blah, blah blahs, do you use?
And he just looks at you and confusion just like gesturing at
the wine skin because you don't speak dwarvish.
You only understand what he says.
Screams black, your screen is black.
Why do you know when I first started I found it real quick
and make sure I didn't take away control of your token.
Found it carry on so he's just gesturing at the wineskin.
He doesn't understand anything you say and as you guys are just
you're just trying to like start off a conversation with him.
You hear a hideous cry in the distance and it is eerily
familiar to the night before. Waiting on you to make the
Hideous Christ. I look at her so hopefully it
picks up. But you guys hear this hideous,
cry sound and you see all the dwarves take notice and they're
just like, oh oh he comes, we must prepare.
And then they all just start like running around the kitchen
and picking stuff up, and three of the dwarves run over here
towards her towards wisteria. And they're, like, just pushing
you out of there. I gotta like, yeah, I'm trying
to help. Yeah, I get, I get in there,
help him out. I'm gonna run over to the clear,
the nearest counter and just grab everything that's on it.
And like come over here just like throw it on the floor in
front of the table. In front of Wisteria, I'm gonna
like, try to like, mimic their actions and doing the same
things, they're doing, but like really just create barriers and
like problems. Definitely helping.
New throa, your throat like just a handful of jars and like
seasonings and oils and stuff down in front of him.
And he just kind of like one the guy right there with the big
mustache is kind of like stops and look to you and he just like
gestures and he starts speaking in his Dwarven language and
Flint you hear him saying? No, no take that stuff out out
there and he just tried to like start picking it up one jar at a
time, and trying to hand it back to you.
Ryan says, it's gonna smile and Nod and go.
Go over to the counter and grabbed more things, whatever
everything I can find is if yes, it's working, keep doing it
unconscious. Yeah, Wisteria is unconscious,
if I do a sneak attack, would I have to roll to hit?
Yeah, all right, never mind. Just keeps dropping more and
more things. Like now you're just like pots
and pans knives. Cutlery.
You just threw the leg down that they had prepared earlier in
front of them and they're just like, oh, were you doing?
But for some reason, they still think you're their friend
because the spell is still working and you haven't costume
any damage that they're just picking it up and you can see
this dwarf back here. Just getting frustrated like,
oh, we need that. Get this over there.
I was smiling. That looks like no no no it's
okay. And I'll do like the little
thing to my head like this. It's okay.
The other two dwarves come over, if they see what you're doing
and they're just like, no, no, no.
They're trying to get you to stop.
Oh my God, what happened? These doors are big bad, large
dwarf. I can't make him smaller now,
that's a small as he's getting, but they, they're all over
there. And they're now all picking
stuff up. Up.
And this one just like comes over to you and he like, puts
his hand on your shoulder and he's just trying to like not
trying to hurt you. He's just like, no, no.
He's just gesturing towards the door and outside go outside.
The way is behind, I'm gonna put my hand on your shoulder.
Okay. We're gonna hopefully not do
anything 15 to hit. 15 doesn't hit that.
I'm not going to do anything and just this is going to be a
friendly. Like you just grab his shoulder
like firmly, like and do nothing, just commiserating, you
know. So, I get out of his way.
What is, can I decide to crawl into wisterias clothing or a
pack or something like that? Whoa, sir.
Oh wait, she's not wearing any clothing.
That's right. Damn it.
There's nothing to hide on to her hair, so there is her.
But for Less Pockets that prison wallet.
I mean, I don't think you're quite durable sized, but no one.
I'm things expand. I'm like at least one foot in
length from head to foot. So yeah, you can try to hide in
her hair. That's one hell of an animal.
Human anus, diameter. Go ahead.
Are you trying to be stealthy about it?
They're just not at all. Are you saying are you talking
to me? I'm not crawling in her ass.
I'm sorry. Why her hair?
Her hair? Not her anus.
I'm pretty sure that would definitely wake her up though
but don't do it. Yeah, I was gonna say that to
mean. Maybe that would work in that
scenario, but I don't think that's gonna help us if she's
awake. Any, really, some people other
than judge, may be telling everybody my other plan, which
is give everybody. The eyeball of like I got an, I
got a plan. Lan and wink But Metal wise, mm,
maybe she could just, you know, they could stab her and I she
dies and then I spare her from dying for the day.
Oh well I really want to know. So this looks like a fire pit
with a roast. Yeah.
And are any of these logs like in the Embers or any of the logs
around the outside on fire. Yeah.
Quite a few of them are on fire because this was supposed to
look like just like a large fire pit, not a stone fireplace.
It's a pretty crudely built building and they just literally
have a dirt floor and then just wood piled onto the dirt floor,
set on fire and then a pit over it and the roasted over it looks
like a humanoid torso gotcha. So I'm gonna assume that I've
grabbed almost everything off the counters.
Yeah. And they're slowly it.
So now I'm just gonna start grabbing these logs that are on
fire and put them over here too. Yeah, so I'm gonna take them
from the fire pit and put them around wysteria.
I'll touch you that dude back. Give him a friendly just
announcing that 20. I'm fucking kill this
motherfucker. Necrotic damage.
Okay. So do you just like catch him?
No, the first attempt was just shoulder.
He moved away second. Second time I place, you know,
just patting them on his head this time.
I just placed my hand on his back and then like, Doug my
claws into his fucking back and then the necrotic energy flows,
the room, okay? So describe how that looks.
Does he start to Decay? Obviously does he drop Dropped
the floor. Does it kill him?
Yeah, this motherfuckers dead. Okay so frustrated I just place
my hand on his back but I feel the success, the Ethereal Green
Dragon, claw Pierce's into his body and just this jolt of green
energy just shutters through his body.
His eyes, roll back into the back of his head and just Blood
starts coming out of this orifices.
His eyes, his ears mouth. Does he drop like the Twin
Towers? Yeah yeah.
Just like the Twin Towers fucking collapses.
Yeah, I would say this guy's definitely slumping to the
floor. Are you doing a spell family?
Like, are you trying to make it so that other people don't see,
you do this? Or are you just being outright
obvious? Well, I'm gonna say it's
stealthily because the other door, I'm assuming the other
dorms and saw me like Pat him on his back.
So like this like oh you just being friendly Giada?
Yeah, they do language. Yeah, it's like Yeah.
All right, they his companions here that are facing him.
See him slumped to the floor and just like startled and just
like, run over. And they push you guys out of
the way, not roughly or brutally or anything.
And they are just like, turning to their friend and they're
trying to see what the hell happened.
And you see, the bearded one, and he's just like yelling out
to his friends, like, oh my God, he He fell over.
Something's wrong. Go get bandages, and you see the
other two, just turn around. Just like in sheer fright.
I place my hand on the on the dude.
Right front of me and I do it again.
Okay. Did you roll over here?
Yep. 24 to hit a definitely hits damn 15 damage.
Okay yeah she's definitely been to.
I could suck a dwarfs. I don't say that character.
Okay. You don't say that in character.
I'm also going to say that the the like setup table right here
next to hysteria is now just like blazing and on fire.
And you can see these other ones just turn around and panic.
How big is wisteria? Yeah.
What's mysterious height? I do not know. may I look, I
don't think I have access to her character.
Can I roll a strength? I'm going to try to pick her up
like carrier outside. She is not laying on a table,
she is actually suspended from the ceiling by ropes on her
wrists and her ankles are tied together and tied to a hook on
the table. Oh okay.
So she's like in midair. While the doors are freaking
out. Can I give like ruvik a wink?
So I can get past him. So I can try and get behind the
George, Lucas You're all another stuff, okay?
Yeah. Talking to scare me to roll
initiative, 12. All right, you can see George
Lucas here. Just continuing to be.
I like, oh, oh, oh my God. You need to gotta get, you guys
need to go get help and you see one of them just like run past
you guys and just booked it out this door and you hear him just
like screaming, I see him walking towards the door.
And can I use my Divine? Whatever, It's my cleric
ability. Let me pull it up to command him
to stop before he gets to the door.
See I'm going to pull it up. Yes borders demand.
Rent out your just you rolled to use your dagger to cut her free.
Yeah, I didn't know if I should use the dagger like I did or if
I should use something else. I'll tell you definitely are
able to tug her free and if you want to roll me a strength,
check to see if you can catch her.
Yeah. Um, yeah, strength, check or
saving Jack matter. Hey.
Attend. She falls loose from her
restraints from the ceiling and lands pretty hard on your
shoulders and you are able to catch her without falling.
Whoo, like over your back now like a sack of potatoes, also
Taiwan a carrier. So she's 5 foot 7.
Okay, so you're like dragging her hands and stumbling, you
know, it's better than being on top earning alive.
Well I notice that you're booking it for the door.
Yeah, I don't like try to make enough headaches check and try
to like stop and like intercept him and like tackle him before
he makes it to the door. Did Frank can you succeed battle
was naming this thing right now? Try to convince everyone in the
room that I'm a doctor and can save him and keep them inside.
Ava dr. Everyone and you look over and
treatments wearing a doctor's outfit.
Okay? It's really cute hat.
You present your holy symbol and each creature.
You of your choice that can see or hear you within 30 feet.
Must exceed a wisdom, saving. Throw all.
This is bad. Okay, I'm glad I have to know
what is your holy symbol. It's my, it's the game guide
that I got, its it appears to be.
Yeah, it's like a pokedex /, like Scouts guide.
What is the eye? But you need to make.
If it's my saving throw, I would assume then it is a save d.c. of
15. Dr. Frank letter here to save
the day for the door and he's yelling the whole time.
You call out your like I'm a doctor and you hold up here,
nice little book, and he just kind of like stops midair and
turns back e. He can't understand you, but for
something feels compelled to believe whatever you just said
and he kind of just like wanders back in and he's just like
freaking out about the fire, but he's not going towards the door
anymore. And you see, Him just like
disappear into this closet and come back out and he's trying to
like beat the fire out with a blanket.
Now, great, I'm gonna go up to the, the person who's dead and I
guess if this is all happening, all at once.
I'll cast bear. The dying on everyone that gets
killed in the room Franklin, the Turtle dr.
Frankland dr. Franklin, as he's doing spare
the dying. I'm going to touch George Lucas
and doesn't 22 hit. 18 damage repair him too.
Yeah, he sounds like Isis. He crumpled to the floor dr.
Franklyn here to give you so scared to death, right?
Doors have dropped to the ground.
All dead and wrench on now has wisteria and here, can I give
you control over wisterias body? You should be able to.
And then, as I see Wisteria or wrench, I'll pick up with
stereo, I'm casting guidance. All right, last for a minute you
can move with Daria's body now, orange Loop.
All right, where's the? I'm gonna go towards this the
store. Oh, I'm just gonna like do do,
do do well, it's like kind of Go ahead, bodyguard.
Well, this dwarf is distracted by Franklin.
Can I just like push him into the burning blazing table?
You've got high? Oh, that be strength.
Just push him like literally just shoving him into the fire.
All right, for some reason, my D and D Beyond was closed.
I don't know why. Take your time.
I'm sure that poor little dwarfs, not in a hurry to die.
Presuming that were not in some sort of order here.
I can fill in the gap of me. Trying to harvest some more
nuts. Yes, with Ash with my to scissor
halves that I draw from my back and as I run screaming I hop
over the fire and / towards this last or Schnitz.
This today. We chose violence.
Okay. Yeah, no you're not say we
choose. Nobody has seen anybody.
Kill anybody? They're Dropping dead
mysteriously. Go ahead, make your attack roll.
All your strength rolls, a12 ruvik.
You go to shove him and he kind of takes like one step stumbling
forward and he turns around and looks at you like an utter shock
that you were just like. And what you just did, it's like
start, like cussing you out and where it's like about you
motherfucker. Did you pay the fuck attention?
Just push me out of the fire and he just kind of likes watching
with the blanket. He's trying to put the fire out
with, I'm gonna meanwhile, it's spreading.
I'm gonna put on getting my nigger.
Put on the mask, going to put on the mask.
As as he's learning, while all this is happening, another horse
cry, comes out from the woods around you.
Hey close enough. Alright, 010 for your attack,
both of those attacks. Miss, I figured as much.
Yeah, the the dwarf just sees you like, just barreling towards
him with your two daggers and he just takes a step back and he is
just like, utterly shocked that he was about to be attacked by a
squirrel. And you trust me.
There's something behind you. Look behind.
You look behind you. Are you adjusting it off and
pointing behind me. I can roll deception if you like
AA role deception with disadvantage.
Because no, no, I understand hell.
Yeah. Alright, Renshaw.
So you've made it out of the building and you can see that
all the other dwarves have taken notice because you know, where's
the sacrifice? Yeah it's bad and two dwarves
are approaching you and they're like talking to you in dwarvish
and their gesturing you to take Wisteria in this direction and
I'm just going to look at them and nod and smile like yeah
that's my plan to to do what they're they're saying.
So do I remember what direction we came in?
I would say you do because this place is pretty small.
You guys came from over in this direction.
So I thought there's like dead people over here.
Oh look, we so we obviously came in from the West.
Mmm, okay. Well, the the trail of dead
bodies that's usually how it works.
So I'm gonna I'm a smile and Nod and I'm going to try to talk to
them, right? But they're not gonna understand
what I'm saying. I don't be like, I'm going to
try to like make Esther's to feel like thirsty.
Like I want water or I need something to drink.
Like I'm gonna look because I'm old right?
Look at old man carrying this thing.
Like I have the sacrifice, you can trust me, but I am thirsty.
Where can I find water? One of them Jesters back towards
the building which I'm guessing, they don't notice that it is on
fire inside. Yeah, because there's a pretty
big chimney. So, all the smoke just funneling
out, like, no, and one of them just like, kind of like, reaches
over and attempts to take Wisteria from you.
I am going to. Second.
I wasn't gonna. Oh yes, I have why uncanny Dodge
or not help me there. Bayesian.
You can try to dodge. I've halfling nimbleness.
Yeah. So I'm gonna like, dip dive,
duck, Dodge Dodge, like out of their reach.
I'm trying to get a try to raise my voice and be very Stern
again. They can't sell what I'm saying.
So it doesn't matter what I say, but I'm going to try to, like,
get the attention. I'm going to try to speak loudly
enough that hopefully, they'll hear me inside.
Because you know, I started the fire and hopes that everybody
would leave the building right behind this door is going to
yell out. I want everybody to roll the
section. Also at sukira, this dwarf
doesn't understand what you're trying to do and is really
confused and he just reaches down and tries to like just grab
you by your tail to pick you up. Oh, Wow.
Do you want me to roll something?
Yeah, roll against me. Let's see if he actually picks
you up. Acrobatics dexterity on the tail
is not cool. I would probably say acrobatics
because she's gonna like hop jump and skip out of the way.
Yeah. Why is everybody rolling a
deception? You asked us to you did
perception. Oh I just hope that was strange
like this before. Oh my gosh, I don't have to roll
it. Yeah, I gotta do that too.
So yeah, I'm going to say something along the lines of
like it would be nice if I had some friends out here with me.
So Josh, you are, you're able to successfully Dodge his grab for
your tail and if anyone rolled a six below a 16-4 perception.
No one heard Renshaw yelling so far.
Not good ready. Run over Flint, I would say you
need to roll with Advantage because you're standing in the
open door but it's getting pretty noisy in there because
you know, the fire spreading. Well, they're my I heard
Already. Crunch.
What Renshaw screaming? Yep.
Like, oh. No, don't mind me.
I'll just be right back. Gonna go pick up some salt from
your neighbor. Did I, uh, did I 18 killed the
store? Hold on.
I missed your attack. Roll 22 to hit 18 for damage.
Oh yeah. So you reach out and touch him
and it just instantly kills them.
Fuck you. Fuck you dwarf.
I didn't say in character. I'm gonna say that these two,
right? Definitely notice that this
time. Fine.
Fuck them. And I thought there was only one
left Outside. There's more outside.
There's more. These two definitely notice what
you just did and their attention is temporarily taken off of
Renshaw. Oh yeah, I need to mark that.
These guys are dead. So also now that that since this
one just died, I want to use curse of the Fallen puppet and
make him attack this dub. The bald one To try to totally
confuse the whole situation where they saw, while her Rush.
Touch him like, oh, he died. And then he just leaped over and
tried to attack him. Like, what the fuck is going on
here? All right, so you step out there
and you watch that guy just start to die like from bajaj's
Touch. You cast your curse when he goes
to just like throw this just like limp punch at his friend
and totally misses and just flops Face Forward into the snow
and you're doing this to convince them that it wasn't
barash. Yeah.
Like maybe he was just maybe he had some bad berries.
Roland deception. I bury boys did this dwarf
inside. Have any reaction to me putting
on the mask after I try to push them in the fire.
I miss anything. Okay.
So you put on the mask you put on the mask and you're looking
at this dwarf and you can see again that he is very old and
decrepit and he kind of just looks like a walking mummy.
Like very dry and brittle and he does have a reaction from you.
Putting on the mask. You see him get real angry and
he just reaches out, and straight up.
Tries to punch you. Oh, I'm all right.
It's go time, boys. A 23 hit.
Yes. You take 8 damage from an
unarmed extracted eight? All right.
I'm going to take a hit, he punches me in the face.
I'm assuming Mmm. Yeah he just seems right for
your face. He's so pissed off.
He can't believe you're wearing that.
How dare you? I'm gonna take that punch and
even though it stings a little bit, I'm just going to get even
more angry and like Dragon Roar and his face.
My completely disregarding the fire and I'm back.
Yeah, that's a fire spreading. The fire is spreading.
Oh, that's the wrong days. Hold on.
I didn't bring them this whole time has been actively trying to
Ferry out all of the dwarves. He has cast their denying on
Well, they're they're like spare the dying just renders them
unconscious. Okay.
But they and they have what? Usually they have like one
Health. That's what I thought too.
Yeah. It like prevent well.
I think it just prevents them from making further death saves.
Oh yeah. Either way.
He's trying to bury these people to safety.
Oh my God. There's a huge fire.
These guys did it. Brought to safety protocol.
This is a very orders that dr. Franklin, I need to save these
people's lives. Franklin, one of the dwarves.
That's closest to the fire is now on fire.
I write, I do. I save him first Franklin.
Nobody Franklin. They tried to eat or friend.
I don't care. Do you see me right now?
I have dressed as a doctor doctor save people.
It doesn't matter if they're better errs and that spell
actually work on them because like I'm not sure if they're any
good or not that's still unclear to me.
I don't know. Either it does work on them
because they are technically technically alive or were alive,
okay? So they're not Undead because it
worked on them. Work on strikes.
Went to dribble a deception. Yeah, I missed it.
No, it's right there. 17. Perfect, for this.
Okay, so these two dwarves now look so confused because they
were like that guy killed our friend, but he didn't kill her,
but he just tried to hit me. They're just kind of like both
looking back and forth at each other and then at their like
dead friend and they walk over to their dead friend and they're
just like slapping him in the face.
Like, are you okay, slap slap slap, I'm just going to say out
loud. Wow, that was crazy.
I wonder what happened to that guy.
Again, you hear a guttural Roar from the distance.
It was a good one now, just imagine it was like a lot
louder. And coming from -, oh God,
that's a dark and scary place peanuts board.
So, I'm going to to especially because there's all those
stabilized doors. Oh god!
Oh, I don't win so dark, it's so dark.
Yeah, what just happened? Why did it go so dark?
My clothes, your asshole. Not again, if you moved out I
can there's a liar spreading at a
rapid rate now, but I actually do whip out my nut sack and jump
on top of this spinning corpse and kind of like dance across it
and I chant in that rushing and eventually language and cast
this So, do we want to be an initiative right now?
I have no idea. Is this a fight?
No, it is still not a fight, because the dwarfs don't realize
that you guys are killing that. They just think they're
mysteriously dropping dead because every deception that you
guys have rolled has been successful.
Okay, what is this and action? You present your holy symbol
didn't she seemed to show the whole thing?
So you're here. You in 30 feet?
Okay yeah goes it does it's just not broken apart.
Like it is over there so anybody that can see or hear my holy
symbol, has to make a wisdom saving throw and beat 15 or
become Undead become Undead. Yes.
And run away from me. Right?
They had become under correct. It is called Channel Divinity.
Turn on dead. That's if they're Undead.
No, it's this as an action, you present, you, holy symbols and
speaking practice answering censoring.
What is censoring me centering? The undead, each Undead that can
see or hear you. So each already Undead creature,
that can see or hear you must make a wisdom saving throw.
There are no Undead creatures in your presence.
Great. Good, good, good.
Just making sure. Jump off the spinning corpse
fourth flops. You into the fire?
Yeah, I'm going to make my way out of this burning building
because it's and falling prices. Just I almost like there is a
dwarf right here. The doctors gone.
The darkness is back. See anything.
I'm continuing to go in and out trying to bring people outside
and yelling to all the other dwarves outside their the
Whatever you're wearing. And they just speak to you
really rapidly and dwarvish like they're obviously asking you a
question but you don't understand them and they're just
like, what's happening? I hold up my badge.
Dr. Franklin, we need to save these people.
I figure, I'm just adding to the chaos you guys do whatever you
want to take these guys out. I'm I'm just, I'm gonna I'm
gonna take trying to take like just a reactionary / with my
sword at this dwarf, as I exit the building Like I'm running
out of the building. I see the dwarf and just boom
and take a slash. So all right, rolled a hit At
115. That duck that she sees you
coming and she steps out a little life and she gets real
pissed off and she just draws out a great act and she swings
that you 1400. And she swings her that you and
she completely missed this. I would say roll initiative.
Wait, let me open the window. Yeah, yeah.
Do that first. And click on your characters,
folks. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going
in with the definition of censure in the meantime, for
some stopgap. It means it's expressing severe
disapproval. So I'm so disappointed in.
You guys are not good. You this happen.
Yeah, there's a lot of weird stuff happening.
Okay, so the turn orders up, make sure your clicked on your
character when you roll. If I don't Do it.
So goals are the roles are not. But I that I fall into Franklin.
I think. Morally, speaking Franklin still
doesn't see a problem with like turning these people into jerky.
Why are we attacking about Wisteria smell?
Nice Franklin. Franklin is like secretly the
big bad of this whole campaign. We just don't know it yet.
I'm done. Now it's time.
Now it's time to abandon the doctor role.
Now that we're actually in combat.
Yeah. It
kind of looks off into the distance.
Do you want that? Are you done with it?
Yeah. Well, I'm not last.
Oh wait no, you still got a role for all of them.
I see I'm not rolling for him while he's putting them all on
the back. I'll last cuz you guys Kill Em.
Real fucking fast. We make him go through, but you
still got your work. Cut out for you.
Bring it bitch. We three.
It didn't put you guys in the correct order.
Hold on, let me get, is we range.
Oh wait there's the button at the bottom.
There you go. Wait this button.
Yeah, you got it. Wait, maybe I thought you did.
I'm just dragging you guys around.
Oh, nevermind then did everybody roll?
Okay. Yeah, I see you.
All right, barash your first run Sean deck. all right, I am
And I'm swinging out of the door. 7:36. 24, definitely hits.
11 damage. So you just blast and this guy
just in the side of the head with your war hammer and you see
them fall prone to the ground and they're holding the side of
their head and they're looking up at you just blood covering
their face and they're just like growling and they're guttural
language that you can understand.
All right. Cool.
My turn. French how your next girlfriend
show? There are person ah, next, but
not up right now. You are ah, okay. so, I, And
Karen was stereo. Did this require both of my
hands? I would say no.
You probably just hold on to her legs, with one hand.
Like Hannah arm just wrapped around her leg.
Use her as an improvised weapon God.
Please do a be the motherfucker with a motherfucker.
I made a character like that once he was amazing.
I'm just gonna use my free hand to stab with my dagger.
I'm going to try to do this in the most like inconspicuous way
if a 12 even hits a 12 does not hit.
Yeah. So you go to lunch out with your
dagger and they see you because they're just like right out of
the corner of their eye and they managed to just pull themselves
out of the way before you can get them.
And now they notice you again I'm just going to smile again
and like I would shrug my shoulders but I was stereo my
shoulder. So I'm just going to like smile
and just like hey what's a few dagger stabbed between friends?
Like, say something to him again, he doesn't.
I'm gonna say that he doesn't hear me, but I'm like, yeah, say
it. Anyway, you just kind of like
browsing your direction. Grumpily.
Okay. All I got is that it for your
turn? And that would make Franklin
next. I have a mechanic's question
that will be for Josh and you about my character, okay?
I have an ability called gathered swarm which is from
the, I think there, Druid Druid arranger class and it's 110 each
turn, you cause the Swarm to assist you in one of the
following ways, the main way is it does 1 D6 additional
piercing, but it requires you to make an attack.
I plan on being a support character entirely.
Is there any way to change this so that I can apply it to
somebody else's attack once per turn.
Maybe using my whatever other ability, I don't know.
I let me, let me post the yeah. Thus, the the wordage of this,
at least the one way that I can imagine.
It working long term just like semantically.
Here, I'm talking, you would like basically send to your
swarm, say that like to surround another person's weapon or
they're attacking whatever, they're attacking with whether
it be there. Yep.
And you're like, you pick someone?
Yeah. And then whenever they actually
attack the Warm attacks with that weapon, basically adding
that damage basically like you're saying and it kind of
works like an enchantment in my mind like for.
Yeah, I would I would like is being like an assist.
Yeah. Like God.
Like the the text of it is there in the the right channel to.
So, take a read, take a think, let me know.
In the meantime Franklin is going to cast. blasts on gosh,
we still don't have Character names.
Yes. Yeah, her is directly in front
of you, flirty people can. I see right now?
How many people can you see? Ya.
Teammates. Yeah.
All teammates. You can see three teammates.
But a total of 12 people Got it. I will, I will bless the three
of them plus myself with a second level blast. and, Baja.
I'll point to you and I'll say head of the ahead and you can
take a free attack. Thanks little buddy.
Yeah. Here at take this first and I
send my swarm over to him. Okay, so yeah, I'm reading this
and if you are just using your swarm to assist other players, I
would say, you could only assist like one player, person at a
time. Yeah yeah.
Like you choose the person they hang out with and they attack
from them. Yeah okay just because I don't
really ever plan on attacking so got it.
All right so I say this, I point at you, all of the Swarm
crickets that I have all, pour out of my shell and curl up onto
your arm and sit poised, ready to attack with you.
And at this point, there are probably Be translucent and but
they are starting to form appendages.
I did want to update you on that.
That's awesome, little ways, hello, but it kind of freaked
out a little bit. so yeah, would that just be like Would we wait
for your turn for that action? Or do we wait, or do does this
happen on Franklin Stern? As I would think it would happen
with, but I will yield to the DMs. I would think it will
because he he was using his action to make to let barash
attack now. Okay?
Which would be part of this swarm going over there.
So I would think I think if I'm answering your question
correctly, It would be part of his attack now we attacked so
they take an extra 1 D6, piercing damage from the Swarm.
Yes. Okay.
All right, so you see all these bugs just crawl up your body and
over your arm and you just like all right you swing at this
prone dwarf already bloodied and this is like their final blow
you and the bugs just Assimilate or destroy this poor dwarf into
the snow just turns into blood pudding.
Hell yeah. Your bugs weird Franklin, but
this was fucking awesome. Oh, thank you.
They're really hungry. They eat a lot now, that's why I
saved them. And I point at the unconscious
people, like alive. I was gonna say, does this warm
crawl off of his Arm and Hammer and just start to Cowering.
The mouth smashed corpse of the dwarf in front of it though.
That will ya like on hit? They would probably have been
eating them. Yeah like that's how they do
their damage is they eat the person just tiny munching sounds
are heard is everything. Okay?
A second because that was brutal.
Divine strike damage. We're getting stronger now.
Is that it for your turn, Franklin?
Is there anyone else in the burning building?
Yes. There are two living dwarves
inside the burning building. And one at your Kira.
Yeah, I'm right behind you buddy.
Well first, I guess I'll step out of the doorway so she can
leave. But that will be my turn.
I don't really have a bonus action, I can use right now.
So I'm all set. All right, Flint you're up.
Go take a few steps forward here.
And I'm going to. Also, remember everyone that I
Blast One D4 to all of your attacks saving throws and
ability checks. The next minute or 10 minutes or
something. Crazy the flight.
The rest of the fight. Yeah.
I would say probably the length of this fight.
All aim at this one here and take a shot with eldrick blast.
All right row. Twenty-One, definitely hits.
Okay, I'm gonna say. Do you hit three times I shoot
three bolts. Okay?
So you launched the three. Aldrick blasts into this dwarf.
Singling them in their crowd of Companions and this just drops
them dead to the snow. How does this mean?
The first blast will hit them in their gut, just ripping open
your stomach. The second shot will hit him in
the chest. You just hear the thunder and
crack in the crunching of their bones are successful.
Even in the third shot, we'll just take them right at the
forehead and throw them down towards the ground.
They just flop over in the snow, their companions around them,
look stunned and that was a bonus action I can attack with
my pistol. So this guy.
Alright, that definitely hits. That's a, that's a critter boyo.
Oh, that definitely hits. So then that would be an 18
damage. Okay, how do you take that guy
out plus? I mean I guess I don't have to
roll the blody damage on them. Do I the second one needs to
take the exploding damage, right?
Yeah. Second one needs to make this
guy here, needs to make a deck, save of 12 He does not.
Okay, so if the first one died from the shot, then we, I guess
we could just use that role. I made their the for his
damaged. So who only take 2 damage from
the splode, he gets a little bit scorched.
Again, is utterly shocked that two of his companions just died
within moments of one another. And he's just like, holding onto
like his shoulder. That's now just got like
partially scores from what just happened, as that first one
dies. I guess the second, the bald guy
here dies, I'll use blood curse of the phone puppet to make him
attack him. It's blood cursor, bonus action
or inaction. It's or yes reaction.
Okay? Right reaction that can use once
per round. All right, so you see this guy
turn and swing a hand axe At His companion.
Striking him. Doing 70, which the axe just
kind of sticks into the side of his chest, as His companion, who
just had him just Falls, lifeless to the ground, and he's
just standing there holding onto his shoulder and axe.
Now, pinning, his hand to his chest and he's absolutely
dumbfounded and you can see him like take a step back and fear.
And shit. So after seeing that happen, I
will for my second action. I'll cast Thunderclap.
Okay. Oh, I meant to send that.
So you create a burst of thunder.
Sounds that can be heard up to 100 feet away.
Each creature each creature within range.
Other than you must succeed on a constitution saving throw.
Of constitution of 12 saving throw. so if they fail, they
take a 2d six stamp All right, where are you?
Directing this? Everything within 100 feet, 100
feet. Heard up to 100 feet away.
Each creature within range. I'll never mind.
I totally read that whole thing wrong.
Yeah, you create a burst of thunderous sound, that can be
heard up to 100 feet away. Each creature within range,
range, being 5 feet other than you must succeed on a
constitution saving. So I can say that now, I didn't.
Yeah, it was like that. I haven't been using that spell,
right? That's my bad.
I read it wrong. Well, I think you can pick a
point at where it happens. Or doesn't come directly from
you. I imagine they would entertain
me on my feet of me. Yeah.
Okay. Then I'm thinking of another one
where you get to pick where it comes from.
Okay. Well since I read that wrong,
I'll just take a shot at this guy with my pistol.
Do. All right, take a shot.
Definitely hits. You fire, your shot, blasting
straight through him blood burst out of his back, but he is still
standing there. And he is just holding the wound
on his abdomen, just staring at you.
He looks enraged and even with the explosion, it didn't kill
him. Oh no, I didn't see her
explosion damage. Sorry, it's okay, that's a 70.
Okay yeah so you see the thing, hit him and blood burst out from
behind him and he Keels over. Ah, ha ha.
Just yell out and left the rest of hims want some three of them.
Now, lay dead upon the snow. Well, for Downing baharat, this
is, all right, in a row to look at that.
Is that after your turn Flint? Yeah, that's alright.
Rubik all right, so I'm kind of away from everybody else here
like one-on-one with this dude here.
He took a swing at me with a battle-axe and missed.
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna basically duck that
battle, axe attack, and try to thrust my sword through his
torso. Rolling.
That's nice. I'm not getting that we've been
nasty. Okay, yeah, I would say that
definitely hits. I think this is my first credit
egg. How does that damage working in
a bowl? It's doubled the whatever you
roll, double it Okay. Oh yeah.
Wait while back whether or not it could be rolled twice and
then doubled. And I think I was drunk enough
to say. Yes.
So are you saying these are the rules.
I must follow now. Roll twice and then double it.
Well, it because there's there's two schools of thoughts.
One is that you roll the damage once and then you can roll the
damage a second time and add those together.
As your critical damage or you can roll the damage once and
times it by two. And I think somebody at some
point asked, if for a critical because it doesn't happen that
often, I mean, on a tax, really? Although tonight, some people,
that rely, boom, boom, boom, good night, audience.
So we got really big. Right.
This serial killer. Now I might be a doctor but my
PhD is in pain and but this is is your little your you're a
separate thing here. So you can make the decision to
if you feel like that was a bit much is a bit much damage.
But I mean, when I rolled my crit just Attention all units,
that's good. Okay, that definitely kills him.
You can go ahead and double if you want, but You have killed
him with that attack. I deaf a duck the battle ax
attack and leaving himself wide open drive my broadsword
straight through his heart and pull it out very very slowly as
I push his shoulder. I'm sure Kyle.
Yeah, baby. Nice nice.
See them. Did they just look, utterly
shocked and motionless as you push them off their sword and
just all this blood, pours, out of them as they slowly fall to
the snow, she's like big blood and do realizing that he's no
longer thread. I will use my movement to try to
get back to my friends and Survey what's going on here.
Everything's on fire. Yeah, this building is a place.
I do have to ask, please tell me that we didn't have like some
hallucinogenic drug in in the good campaign and we're just
we're going to wake up at the end of this.
One shot of me just actually murdered a village.
Full of innocent people would actually be pretty fucking
hilarious. Actually yeah I didn't realize
this is a dwarf right here and okay so I use all my movement is
he here? And I can use my of know, I
guess the second attack would have been for the same action.
I'm just going to kind of try to sneak up behind this guy.
I don't have another actual action T's on a section and see,
No bonus actions right now. I'm just going to sneak up
behind this guy. Do you want me to roll stealth?
Because I am trying to No, not have him, notice me.
I go ahead and roll a stealth. Oh shit.
I gotta roll it with disadvantaged but not wearing
chain mail. Got to remember when you level
up to become proficient in it. Only show me.
Oh, they're both tents. I guess we'll find out soon if
you succeed at your care at your turn.
I rolled a natural one. Don't know for my initiative.
I don't know if that's really, it's happened in our campaign so
much. But I think one of the things
that usually happen with that is that you skip, the person's
turn. But I was asking that before I
do anything here, I would say no, because I rolled a natural
one. The very first time.
We entered combat as Ash, and you didn't get my turn.
Hey, okay. so, Basically then to I would have just walked outside
of the door, probably as a trickier and then let it close.
Just enough that the next person still had to open it slightly.
And then, as a held action, hold my tail out across it ready to
trip the next person that comes running out.
Okay. Is that all you're doing for
your turn? Oh yeah.
All right. You guys hear another
blood-curdling, scream? If it's the elk, is it getting
louder at all as it kind of the just the same?
Okay, it's definitely getting louder. but if I didn't say,
anything out loud and character, because, like I said, I'm trying
to be stealthy It's definitely getting louder and now you're
hearing thumps. In the ground, seems to be
quaking a bit as if you are in Jurassic Park, big friends.
I love it when I get a side of these nuts.
You hear the roar again and this time it is immensely close and
then you see all of the dwarves are still remaining alive.
Just stopped and they just turn towards the sound and they all
Kneel To The Ground. Guys.
All right so I know not everybody is in distance or
within sight of the creature yet but I will share the image of
what is approaching uno momento. I think everybody can see it.
I have a finished image that I just sent in the Discord.
Oh I hope you guys came prepared.
God, which nobody noticed the other night?
Oh, I saw that I should have asked and I didn't get this is
hang it up. Hang it up on the wall in the
basement and she was fucking ass and I did it.
It's I was like, I should take that down.
And Johnny was like, no, leave it.
What if they don't notice? No, I know.
This is now fucking with me cuz I should ask.
That's why I said all fuck when I saw it.
Oh yeah you hear this blood-curdling cry and as it
gets closer to you it kind of sounds like two different
pitches of voice coming from it and you hear it speak to the
little Dwarven old lady. That's furthest from you guys in
their language and you hear the little old lady, cowering, speak
back to it, but are unable to exactly make out what she says
before the creature, just speaks again, and it just reaches out
and Stomps down on the old lady. Flattening her instantly.
Hey, she was my friend. Oh my God, I am scared.
Oh yeah, now it's going to be all the doors turn and they're
all just going to start running. The grayish Dragonborn goes
right to Renshaw and he just grabs wisteria and tries to yank
her from you. I was probably that was that was
only like 20 feet. Yeah yeah Renshaw make us
strength saving throw you're muted if you talking.
French a friend. Little muted.
I, Hey, hello. Nope.
Let me see here. Do you have access to Renshaw
sheet? There it is.
Very Charming. One-Shot think.
Yep. User profile view.
You said strength right saving throw?
Okay, right. Did it work?
Doesn't? It didn't seem to roll.
Okay, what? 12.
All right so the the Dragonborn runs over and grabs wisteria and
rips it from rips. Wisteria for Bradshaw's hands,
do I not have a choice in the matter.
We were trying to get you get you get your attention.
I help - alright put a beer be. So anyway, that's okay.
If you if you rolled for me, Yeah.
A strength saving check which ended up being 12 actually.
Okay. I think you should make your own
role of coffee. It's probably not gonna be any
better my rules yet. Attend my rules, but shit, the
Dragonborn pulls Wisteria from your arms before turning around
with her and starting to make their way back.
Wait, where was I? Oh, can I do a opportunity to
attack opportunity attack or an uncanny Dodge?
I guess he didn't hit me with an attack.
No, he just straight up grabbed. Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to
move you. You're good.
Yeah, he's literally just gonna get turn his back to you and try
to book it back towards the creature.
So I can make an opportunity attack.
Yes. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
So oh, some gonna use I'm gonna pull out my short sword.
I think that looks better than my daggers.
Anyway, I'm gonna try to cut his Achilles tendon and yes, that
just misses you go to swing, and he manages to just step out of
the way as your sword swings past fucker, would I be in range
of an opportunity to attack? What's a range 5 feet Yep.
I mean India weapon based its male a specific but yeah.
No I got melee weapons. Would it be mainly specific?
Because I feel like he's I don't know if someone was running away
from me after trying to kill me and my friends.
I would take the opportunity to shoot them in the back.
I mean true. But rules is ready.
It is. Yeah. yeah but if you have a
whip or something like ten foot like a gleave then you couldn't
get a 10-foot opportunity versus five foot and personally I would
I would kind of tend to agree with you that if that's what you
were already in usually using and it's in your hands and they
were within the, the five foot range I would say that that
would that would count but I think the main thing that
they're they have excluded, the range weapons from is if just
somebody like takes five foot stepped One Direction or
another, You can't you got like a 60 foot range?
Yeah. Okay, so I'll just take a swing
at him with my Silhouette. A 13.
Definitely, mrs. That would be awesome.
I think the old rule is used to have it being that you could
have a reaction every turn. Their remember that coming up
you get a reaction every turn now.
It's just every round now. It used to be on every not just
like on your turn on Scott on that person's turn so you could
react with like a Dodge. Yeah, I could imagine because
but then the creature would get the reaction as well.
So just be this the domino effect it would combat.
Yes you this the the reaction reaction reaction reaction.
That would be painful. Yeah.
All right, so he that's the end of his movement.
So, that's as far as you get, and you can see that the rest of
the dwarves because no, I'll wait, wait, wait.
The rest of the dwarves that are still alive, start to just kind
of like move over. Oops.
Like they just get up and they all try to get into a row.
Not worrying about you anymore. Like they've just lost interest
in. You does that mean initiatives
over? Nope.
And they're all just trying to kneel in a row to this creature.
to the KT, Dragon for big this guy, Yeah, with speech, Pinger
free action. I'm going to yell over to ruvik
Wells, win from so worried about that.
Kicking find that out myself. I'm definitely trust me Flynn.
I'm definitely, that's definitely first order of
business now, I, Maharaja, it's back to your
turn. All right.
Um so see him. I'll wait I forgot about the two
guys in the the Cookhouse this guy of course it's just gonna be
another out the door and fall flat on their face.
Toast one. Lock the door shut Franklin when
he fall fell. Would he be knocked Pro?
And so, all of his movement is gone.
Yeah, yeah. And yes, the fire is still
continuing to spread Okay, go ahead bar, Asha.
Okay, so I'm a little confused. So, I'm going to display this
because this is what I'm gonna do.
How does the guardian determine who's hostile to me?
Do I tell the guardian who's hostile and large spectral?
Guardian appears, and hovers for the duration in an unoccupied
space of your choice within range, the guardian occupies the
space and is indistinct except for a gleaming sword and shield.
Any creature hostile to you, that moves to a space within 10
feet of the Guardian. For the first time on a turn
must exceed a dexterity saving. Throw the creature takes 20
radiant damage on a failed, save half on a much on a successful
one. The guardian vanishes when it
has dealt a total of 60 60 damage.
I'm gonna say that the creature just like knows like okay I see
this thing approaching and it's gonna hurt him so murder he says
any creature hostile to you? Yeah.
Who do I determine do? I determine what's hostile?
Yeah it would be your perception of what is hostile.
Kind of like Yeah, so when you cast the spell, if you know,
creatures hostile to you, or going to be hostile towards you
or you think it'll be hostile towards you.
That's what the Guardians mindset will also be okay.
So it's going to be every everybody on the field except
for the party. Mmm.
So let's see here. 12:30. I'm moving right here.
Oh God, and I'm casting. Guardian or guardian of Faith,
the block, or the with five feet in front of me.
So the block right in front of me.
The block right in front of your trap, your cat casting that
Guardian spell. And what is this range?
Thanks. Within 10 feet of the Guardian.
Yeah. 10 feet of the Guardian hostile towards me. all right,
and then has to make a dexterity saving throw.
So and that's so if big bad moves as long as he's within 10
feet that Guardian keeps attacking them until it does 60
damage, right? Yeah.
All right. Yeah.
So soon as 60 damage is dealt the guardian disappears and it
is now within 10 feet of a guardian.
So the guardian of course is going to take a swing at him and
what is the dexterity that I need to meet?
16:16. Yeah.
Okay. The creature does not make that
save 20 radiant damage. It ppppp you Okay, so I don't
know, I must look something up real quick.
I'm going to killing the suspense.
I know. I can add some suspense if you'd
like bum bum bum bum bum. Bullshit.
All right, let's go and it takes how much damage 20 creature
takes 20 radiant damage on a failed safe.
Okay, so this guy takes 40 radiant damage you do.
I got So that's 20, so Tony, so your guardian of Faith sees the
creature as soon as you summon it to the playing field and It
just strikes out at Braga carne and white light just appears
from the wounds that the guardian of Faith leaves on it.
And that just lets out a roaring scream and it is instantly
outraged, and it draws its sword and pointed up at the sky and
you see a cold blue light come from it.
It and then you see the fires behind it, the bonfires that
were built just extinguish. and, Also, Renshaw's Lantern goes
out. And I don't know if that takes
effect but I did take it away and actually I don't know if
that matters because there's a building up.
Fine. Yeah I see around me is not mine
anymore. So oh yeah it is.
When did that happen? Here we go.
Wait, I got to do math or I'll forget.
It's cries out and hideous pain. Very, very upset.
Are you doing anything else for your turn?
That was movement. Let's go.
My turn. Oh, it's glowing.
All right, Renshaw, it's your turn.
Well, I am real far away. It's two halves about it goes
80. You're about like 40 feet from
the creature, but not that far or wisteria.
Yeah, I'm gonna take aim at Dragonborn, that's hold it to
styria. I guess.
yeah, okay, so these go 20 And I am it says that I have to weapon
fighting and I have two daggers. So I'm going to throw both of
them. Okay.
We're all at the guys, carrying listeria.
Mother fucker rolls are trash tonight.
They come through the first one was a natural one.
I don't know what this 20 is. This 22.
The first one was a natural one. And the second one.
I don't understand what this is. It rolled three times which is
not what I asked for. Oh, and less.
It's Flying sneak attack, but that's damaged not to hit.
I'm going to ignore those because I don't know what just
happened. I'm going to roll again, okay?
Okay, so the first ones in 11 to hit.
Okay and 11 misses the second one's a 16-2 hit 16 definitely
hits. Okay, I don't know what happened
the first time so as far as damage did it apply on candida
or sneak attack So I would say yes because they have kind of
forgotten about you guys now that and he's within.
So if they're within five feet of an enemy that is in a cast,
incapacitated, I can do this. So, that's why the total is 16
because it's 12 sneak attack damage 16 damage. so as he had
turned and run from you and you swing and you missed, he still
running and you throw your daggers hitting him and he this
dagger takes him in the back in the heart and he just drops
wisteria and mid-run before falling to his knees and falling
to the ground with Sirius snake body on the snow.
Yeah, right. That'll be it for me.
All right, Franklin, you're up. Oh yay.
Well frankly it's going to take a sidestep to the to the right
look inside at the dwarf who fell down at the other people
who are still in there about to burn to death, just go yikes.
And then use a free action, free interaction, interact with
object, to just close the door at a hold it closed with what
ahead a little point to wisteria and be like, you know, I
probably really calls and then I'll cast Sanctuary on her.
Like we've done all. We can close her up accepted or
well. We gonna say what is sanctuary?
Do let me pull up Sanctuary for you.
Yes, instead of yikes, I'll look in there and be like, if I could
I'd watch you burn to death and then just close the door.
I like to watch. Any creature who targets the
warded creature with an attack or harmful, spell must first,
make a wisdom saving throw on a failed.
Save the creature. Must choose a new Target or lose
the attack or spell. The spell doesn't protect the
water creature from area effects such as explosion or fire ball.
If the water creature makes an attack are cast a spell that
affect an enemy creature. The spell ends Okay, just like a
big protective bubble around are bare that hopefully they'll look
a pick, you up. Are you doing anything else with
your turn? Nope, I'm holding the door.
Physically closed with one hand. So I'm not going to close.
Okay, kind of bracing myself. All right.
Flint. It's your turn.
I saw it. I saw what you were looking at.
I just turn on Instagram. Next thing I know there's boobs
in my face, I don't know. It happens.
Yes, I heard a sound so I looked okay, it's your turn, I know.
Oh, shit. Um I'm going to cast Eldridge
blast at the Big Daddy. All right, role for attack.
3020. Well.
Go ahead and roll for damage. One, two.
Three. And then with Mystic frenzy as a
bonus action, I could take a shot at him.
Okay, so you first fire, your spell from one hand and then
fire your pistol from another. Yeah.
Those 12 hit no. Oh
Would you say he's within 30 feet of me?
I figured out something. Last time we played on how to
count that like it actually showed me a line.
Well there's a ruler. Hold shift.
I think your know he's Burden Burden on others.
Just the ruler button off to the side.
Now is what it is. Oh, Billy news.
He's 35, 35 feet, he is just out of your brain change.
So, I will take one step, come on, stop it this time.
Take one step forward. This time, putting me within
range and I will cast The Blood curse of bloated Agony on him.
and, And I will choose to amplify it.
Okay. But I as a bonus action, you
curse a creature that you can see within 30 feet of you
pausing, its body to swell until the end of your next turn.
For the duration, the creature has disadvantage on strength,
checks, and dexterity checks and takes one d8, necrotic damage if
it makes more than one attack during its turn.
Amplify this curse. Last for one minute, the cursed
creature can make a constitution, saving throw at
the end. Of each of its turns ending the
curse on itself on a success. On a success activating the
blood curse requires use of blood, your blood.
Yeah. So we'll do this.
I take yes, we're too. Damn it.
And then I'll step back and then my turn.
And he takes one of the necrotic damage.
Go ahead and roll that sick. You see one of his limbs closest
to you is. I don't know if you guys notice
he's got four arms, just start to swell up because he is a very
wet bloody looking creature with skin tight to its body, black
fur around its neck and head which is an elk skull with a
double set of antlers glowing red eyes and one of its greasy,
limbs starts to swell up. You hear the key creature cry
out. A sealant.
The best way, I know how to describe it he looks wet.
Also in case anybody was wondering RDM here painted that
with water paint watercolors, really?
Yeah, a pretty, I might have spent too much time working on
it but I was just like, I need to know what this creature looks
like. It appeared to his soul.
Yeah, that's very Vivid coloring for watercolors Applause.
Lot of layers. Mmm.
Whenever I say that to people, I always have to point out at
watercolors because you don't expect that out of watercolors
know they're much more faded. Usually very nice.
Yes. Yes.
Alright, the creature is
flailing. It's one arm around, as it is
swelling up, and it's screaming in pain.
It's got glowing wounds. It is unhappy.
That would be to phone's about to die.
All right, I can't make it is your turn, it doesn't line up.
All right, I saw the ruler on my dad.
Discovering that for the first time, too.
I like that feature. I'm gonna moving it was there
either here. Assuming this dwarf is still not
paying attention to us. No.
None of the dwarfs are all kneeling phased out.
Not even looking at the preacher.
They're not looking at you. I am going to use my breath
weapon. On big bed here.
Sorry, I hit the wrong thing. I don't know why I did that.
That's what I wanted. So in a straight line forward,
30 feet should just Make it two. No.
Yeah, mine is a straight line. Wait, is it a straight line?
It's not a cone, right? Five size feet by 30.
So six squares forward. Should just get to them.
And his deck saving throw is 14. 14.
So to make up half of this to D6, is what he takes.
He'll take for damage. All right.
The lightning just reaches them and just zaps up the front of
his body and again he yells calling out.
Hideous. Sounds small action. with my
bonus action, I am owing to classed Hunter's Mark on the big
bed. Why did it roll for that?
Oh, I see. I see why roll for that my bad.
So yeah, I'm just going to cast The Mark.
I didn't mean to actually roll the 1 D6 there.
Whenever it's a Hunter's Mark, and then, right when X at
Wendy's, sorry I didn't mean to roll them whenever you hit it
with a weapon, I just meant to get it in the chat.
That's all right and then yes until the spill.
And yeah, an extra 1 D6. When I hit it with my weapon,
And then, that will be my turn. All right, I trickier you're up.
I'm going to unnecessarily because I can totally hit this
dude even from here. But jump on top of this dorf.
That's right in front of me that I tripped and stand on his head.
Okay, well, okay. And then in my guttural tones,
hmm. Actually, I wonder well they
probably won't do anything anyways.
I'll just do the be gone demon and cascading bolt with a 15 to
hit on the big Battier. The dwarf that you're standing
on top of a big bed. Okay.
Where is aiming? I got 120 foot of range with it.
Well, damn, but 15, 15 hits. Oh yeah. 24 radiant, damage 184.
I'm ho it's raining down from the sky.
Exactly. That sound him, he is hurting
and wait. What was this?
What did this take? It was a bolt guiding Bowl.
Yeah, okay, here's where I have my bolt crashes down from the
sky, hitting the creature. It calls out and rage and pain.
Its eyes glowing, even brighter, it's getting angry.
Get this thing. Yeah, rages near.
Is that it for your turn at your Kira?
Yeah. I'm not gonna worry about
anything else that I'll look down at the guy that I'm
standing on top of and exact just ate nobody.
All right. Brock Atkins going to move
forward. Oh God and we're up to ba Roch.
Guardian is going since he moved closer to the guardian of the
Guardians, going to attack him again.
What's the saving throw? I've got to make again 16:16
dexterity. He does not make a man that's an
additional 40 radiant damage to him.
Oh my god, get fucked 40 base. So no 40 because if he hits 20
but since he takes a damaged and just so you know, the guardian
can attack him. So it's to that.
So he's building disappears. Oh okay, cool.
I was wondering, but I didn't want to say it does like, The
Guardians damage is like 20. But since the creatures weeks
radiant obviously second double damage, would that 20 be a 40
from the guardian or would it still just be 20 from the
guardian? So it doesn't say that it just
deals up to 60 damage. It says when it deals 60 damage
it disappears so I would say whatever damage it Del as long
as it added up to 60 or above then it would vanish.
Because I was wondering that but I didn't want to say it and make
it disappear faster. So how's the house?
This guy looking. He's pretty fucked up.
He's got another glowing radiant wound.
He's got zappy little just like, tendrils of lightning all over
his body. His eyes are glowing red.
He is now bleeding from his wounds and he is screeching.
All right. And he's going to swing down at
you with his cold obsidian blade.
Okay. Oh no.
Is 18 hit? Yes, it does.
Okay. How much damage?
She's mouth 17 plus 2 cold damage 17 is 219.
Dammit. All right, cool.
Then that let allows me to use my reaction.
Wrath of storm. Or no, not Wrath of living
through. No.
Yeah, so I can rebuke against an attacker within 5 feet of me and
you have to make a deck, save throw of 16.
So yeah, and if you failed, you take to d8.
It fails the deck saving throw. Okay, so I'm going to do Wrath
of storm and then I'm going to snap my finger which is gonna
let destructive wrath. So he is going to take 16
lightning damage. He didn't know what he was
getting into. Oh, that's good.
Yes, I'm just gonna like laugh at him whisper like Mentos
Memoria and snap my finger and then lightning is just going to
shoot my finger into him. The creature reels back from
this attack even further enraged and he reaches forward striking
you with one of his claws. Does he hit me?
Does the 25 hit help? He deals 24 slashing damage.
Oh fuck 24 damage okay I am gonna fucking Roll Another deck
saved because that's that's another hit on me.
So that's another Wrath of the storm.
Okay. Now we're safe.
Hold on. He saved on that one.
Snap my finger again. He'll take Eight damage another
just straight-up lightning bolt from your finger.
The creature is just burning and bleeding.
And so angry, at lets out one more cry and a pulsating wave
shoots out all the way around it.
Every Creature within 30 feet, must make a wisdom saving throw.
Thank God. It's toppy.
That's crazy. I think we're safe, buddy.
Where is Wisteria? She is prone on the ground right
here. She should be safe.
She's totally. Yeah.
How does that? Yeah.
Bubble Awarded from attack or a harmful.
Spell must first make of wisdom save on a failed.
Save, they must choose a new Target or lose the attack or
spell. Wait a minute.
No, um, Big Daddy has disadvantages on Deck.
Saves Because of the blood curse, okay?
He's just fucked up. Not his death.
Sounds like, I was, I kept thinking about it like watching,
like, I clicked this guy up and like there's something, there's
something missing or something, I'm missing.
Yeah. Because the blood curse lasts
for a minute because I Amplified it, he takes disadvantages on
decks and strain savings. Okay.
So I know he saved on one deck, so he has to take a disadvantage
on that one. Or does it have to be?
It's a 16, right? Yeah, okay, well, he still beat
it. That's right.
Oh, I'll keep that one locked in the vault for the rest of the
turn. He's also gotta do wisterias
check as I'm coughing up blood. Yep.
Wisdom. To save DEC 15.
You can if you're on YouTube you right click a video and click
Loop. Oh, I uploaded it though.
So that's right. I didn't I can share the link to
the one that I did find. It's the same thing. but I was
trying to find a way to download it into the games that I can
play it for everybody, but I just wasn't able to oh, and
You've got to make a wisdom saving through I threw that.
It's a 30 2000 K. We can see it.
So the creature attacked twice pretty much because will the
reaction kind of attack? It has multi attack so it can
attack twice. So it attacked block Rush, boys
want? Yes yes.
So if he would take a one-woman yeah.
Roll that damaged 88 person that bladed bloated are I was that
again because the blood curse. Oh, God.
I am so horrible at my own character.
Yeah. But your character wouldn't be
horrible at it. So yeah.
Okay, for you to be like, oh wait, I remember because Flint
would definitely remember. Like I'm fucking you up.
What? Me as a person?
I have a horrible memory so I am.
Sorry. I generally always play really
like, Short-term memory characters because I have short
term memory. The longer we've been playing
this. We've been doing.
I've been playing this character for two years and like I'm still
figuring out new shit to do with them, okay?
So everybody within a 30 foot range, you major saving throw.
I think it's only three of you because the rest of them are
dwarves but you need the elk man to make a saving throw or
because he targeted Wisteria who is Under My Sanctuary.
Okay, what's the save? He needs DEC, 15 wisdom.
Okay, well, he just fuck that. So it is on a failed to save the
creature. Must choose a new Target or lose
the attack or a spell. It is plus save, is that you use
to make but it's not targeting a creature. 30 foot radius.
Oh, that's true. All right, that's fair.
Okay, so everyone in a 30 foot radius, if you didn't roll a 20
or above you, Jesus Well, Connie guys over there.
You see a projection of your worst fear up here in front of
you and you are now frightened and you have to take a dash
action on your turn to move as far from the creature as you
can. What does everyone see?
Your worst. I definitely see my brother
dying again and there's nothing I can do about it.
Yeah, and like there's just playing over and over again in
front of you. My only in the direction of the
big bad guy so that's why you're running away.
Yes. And that will be it for product.
And then the dwarf that is, why can't I click on it?
Well I'm the wrong tool. That's why the dwarf that is
closest to Wisteria is going to turn and pick her up.
Maybe maybe maybe. Panic second.
He's going to pick her up and he's gonna run over to brago
carne and just drop her there before he himself drops back
down to his knees. Does sanctuary help with any of
that, it might help with the pickup because she's in a big
giant like protective bubble. I don't know how you want to
roll that cuz if it's a grapple attack to pick her up.
Yes, but if it's just, I'm not sure I would have to add
protects a creature within range against attack, but since he's
not technically attacking her, he picked her up and set her
back down. Yeah.
Technically technically under - hack action is the word gravel.
Go. Yeah, that's what I was meaning.
Is if it's a grapple, then it would be but I don't know.
That's that was the DNA feel like calling that a grapple is a
big stretch because she is still technically unconscious.
Okay. Yeah, that's fair because I
didn't have to roll it. You just a matter of fact that
like wearing the mass did I see anything?
Like, what is the Teacher look like since I have the mask on.
I forgot to ask that on my last turn.
The creature as he appears right now to everyone else.
Gauri Reds, tightly sunken skin has been wearing the mask since
we for the right now. Yeah.
So that cuz you would see that it's an illusion that it's fake.
So, you are not sick, you are not frightened and you do not
have the courage to run away. Cool.
Alright, that's it for the dwarfs turns.
They're not doing anything else. They're all groveling.
It's pooping except for the one. Yay.
Right? I agree.
Give him a snacky-snack and they're still bad down.
It is now bajaj's. Turn again.
All right, I'm fucked up. So I'll get you.
I'll get you. Good buddy, just keep backing
them up. Engage cool the area around.
Disengage I will hold your. Hold your rear end.
That's that's good enough for me.
I am Going to recast. Guardian of Faith right here.
Okay, so another DC of 16 and then for my bonus action, I am
going to cast Shield of faith on me.
All right, he actually succeeds that saving throw that time.
So I only take half the damage from the guardian of Faith.
Just did you do the disadvantaged blood curse?
Yeah. Oh good.
Remember because I forgot already, he does still succeed
but just barely with that one. All right, so he still takes 20
damage, then he still takes 20 damaged.
Yeah. And then I have a plus 2 to my
AC now and that will end my turn.
Wait, did you just put up a Titan?
Bubble goddamn. I did put a Title Here turn.
Yeah, well, I guess I'm going to use my bow since steel.
I can't do anything to grab Wisteria, all I can do is defeat
the big bad before it gets her. So I'm going to take my bow and
shoot, He's farther than 20 ft. Yeah.
I'm so 15 to hit. Fifteen definitely had some
whoop. That's gonna do for damage now.
More than that, because Now it should just be for or damage
unless I get sneak attack. I said give me snake time
because once per turn, I can use it.
So I lied know what it says, 19 damage. 19 damage.
What are you fighting with a short?
Do you said yes. But you just fire off an arrow
and it just lands in the creatures.
Hide, you see it grab it with one of its arms and yank it out
and throw the air to the ground and then you see it.
Pull out a second weapon. A large boneheaded asked acts
with a leather handle, it pulls out.
And it Roars. Ready to wield with both
weapons? Tab.
Hey guys. Does it seem to anybody else?
The more we attack it? The Stupid.
Harder it gets to defeat. Yeah that's just me.
Is anybody else seeing this or is this just me?
No I could feel that because based on my calculations are
give me two seconds to update that wait so you're 15 missed,
I'm sorry I was reading something.
No fish no it hit okay and it took 19 damage but then it just
pulled out a second weapon. It just like that.
I shot with an arrow and it just like almost laughed at me.
Pull the arrow out and lend pulled out the sacks.
Lady to give it a stack. They said so yeah cuz base based
on my calculations just the damage I've done by myself.
I've done a most 84 damage to say hi.
Yeah. And I did yes.
It's all about faith, not muscles.
So this guy definitely isn't gonna die any bias attacking it.
And so we agreed to give him a chance to be doing the trick is
light. What do more than that?
Because I was going to say the the wounds of light.
Yeah. You think we're sorry, you know
what I mean? Yeah, do you think we have to
kill all the doors? First, they seem like that's
like a key to defeating him a saint.
Yeah. The key word is minions.
I guess horcruxes way to take them out first now.
Okay. You like use a little more Angry
out of desperation. Like I think we're yeah cuz I
okay we're on our way. Oh, he's totally having a good
time. He loves being brutal.
Ice, true. Oh God.
She's been with this guy. Renshaw.
Is that it for your turn? Yeah.
Franklin, you are up. Okay, okay, go ahead.
So blind wants to release something to the party.
Okay, speakings free. But the DM can't hear it.
And why is that? So we need to go to another
chat. Um, or just has to go to another
chat. Yeah.
Jesse just leaves the chat. Like you relay what?
I just text you. All right, oh, no momento.
Because I obviously can't speak it.
No, ha ha I have the power. Okay, yeah, so so okay, so
Johnny can't say this because he's right next to the chest.
Yeah, yeah. Healing image and makes dad like
an old village. He's where you fight a skeleton
and you use cure on them and Yeah, cuz I'm I redid the math,
like by myself, it's almost 100 damage and it's still not down.
I don't even think ter asks have that much HP.
But the radiant damage. Yeah.
The Brady damage is doing a ton of like that's the only saving
grace is ready and damage. I've made keeps getting stronger
and stronger feel like that's just like like or is it that we
need to do? You know what I mean?
Like, later phases and said RPG, you know what I mean?
Yeah, so we're angry. So, all right, so wait a second,
wait a second Franklin, do you keep saying, snack, do you want
to give him some jalapeno poppers?
Well, yeah. Jalapeño poppers, or I would
gesture to the pile of unconscious.
Dwarves that we have available these dwarves because he likes
them alive. Remember.
Well, the dude, alright, so the dude was just how to get them
all. Seasoned up.
I'm of the mind that we should just Whack Him a bunch more
times and figure if it one more round and if he doesn't go down,
then we can try some healing. But I think I want my heel my
good buddy there that I promised.
First know, I appreciate that. Yeah, cuz I'm about to die, but
the creature looks like he's like Undead or dead.
So I feel like I'm going to make a check.
I'll buy turd to deter, but that will by religion if.
So, I will run up to him, merrily give him a hug and then
cure wounds. Yeah.
Okay. Like a little strike.
Clip Baba. Huh?
Gloves? This is the reason your healers
are in the back. We do good.
Yeah, I've got healing spells but I seem to like I'm fucking
him up so I just want to keep fucking them up.
Yeah. So let's do it.
All right cool cuz I once I think this is the last Guardian
I can have but I have sacred flame as a can trip, so I can
just start pelting them with that.
And plus Wisteria is kind of protected from Attack.
So as long as he's not, you know, picking her up and like,
swallowing or whole. Okay, so we just till I get
damaged. Oh, don't do that.
Anything behind me. So, well, if I'm running up and
cure wounds hugging this dude, I'm a probably get damaged, but
Franklin has no fear. No, I know I've got.
Yeah, just just let me know when I can tell her, it's clear.
I think so good. Yes, we're either dealing with
freezer where we have to go through the like, Other forms.
Are we dealing with zombie rules?
So, we got to figure that out, quick.
I'll figure out. Yeah, I is a lobster case.
However, another realm Franklin activities.
Yeah, yeah, let's go with that. Well, Frank, I'm gonna milk this
evening. Frank was going to run up right
now and check it out. See if they aren't if that if
that's the case. Okay.
No no yeah and I think you may break.
Hello diem. So I probably sacrificed my
asshole for this tonight. We will talk your sacrifice and
great. Always salute, you and your
contributions to the campaign. Yes, you're going to get a
picture later. So does he stole my notes?
No, he did. We actually had a team huddle
and actually work together as a team to come up with the plan.
Sometime chip is Magic Friendship alone.
Do do do do. So, I am wondering if I can roll
a religion check or some sort of check to determine this if this
creature is Undead. Well, I have an ability, I guess
so. Would I know if healing Undead
creatures. Damages them or heals them.
It. Can I roll some check to figure
that out? Yes.
So he needs to roll a check to see if you can find it as
guidebook. It's true.
Oh yeah, I can pull up my guidebook, look here, your
guidebook and tell me what you see.
Tell me what you see in my god. Do I use religion or something
else? Definitely religion have
negative 3. Let's Go.
No idea. Fuck it let's do it.
What I did? That's 20 I can get 30 with in
here. Since my swarm is on ba haroche,
I'll have them moved to me and then use their special ability
once per turn to move. Me forward.
Wait, I would have gotten to hear ya to here.
And then I will cast cure wounds that second level, and walk up
and hug this creature around the waist.
All you did is odd. I've been assuming this thing is
like 20 feet. So, Does he have to like use
them to fly upwards to a little bit to create a is stands at 12
feet tall? Okay.
Well that is I thought. Yeah, so I'm like there's ankle
ankle ankle will cast cure wounds.
Hopefully, that helps where it's what was planned find out.
I was just, you know, we think it would plan a, or Plan B.
We'll figure it out. So, you cast cure wounds upon
the creature? Yeah, nothing happens.
Okay, I have no somewhere. I nestled in.
This is gonna really hurt. Wait, nothing.
Nothing at all happens. Good or bad?
Nope. It would affect.
It didn't heal him. I turned back that everyone
else. Double thumbs up.
Let me double reed, that hold on.
Yeah, cuz I'm going to ask ruvik, whatever season Franklin.
Hello. Hello.
Would you say you have a bad connection?
Good. So what does cure wounds?
Say a creature? You touch her gains.
A number of hit points equal to 1 V, 8, plus your spell-casting
ability modifier. The spell has no effect on
Undead or constructs. Oh, I'm dead or constructs.
Okay? So yeah, you heal him for one d8
+ your spell-casting modifier. That's not a construct.
So, he heals 14. Yeah, 14.
I Turn to You, guys. I healed of everyone that we're
friends. I guess.
I need to show him and that's it.
I had blood coming out of my face.
I'm just going to get Franklin a thumbs up.
Thanks buddy. Are you just like hanging on his
ankle? Now like a child on their the.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. I'm looking up at him.
Hi. The creatures looking down at
you and it's hard to tell what kind of facial expression
stress. But it's cocking its head as if
confused. We don't want to fight you.
Okay, so Alright. Um, I'm a step forward.
I'll check blast his ass. Watch out for Franklin.
Yeah. Aim for the head. 16th.
You 16 hits. Okay.
Pew, pew, or Strickland had hair.
I could just imagine like his hair.
Getting blown back. Yeah.
You're just like some nice and past them.
That's his cheeks. Just blow up.
We need to get him an actual Cape all about faith.
That's what he said. It's not about the size, your
bottles. It's about the size of your
faith. You blast blast in the creature
is stumbling now and screeching angry.
Its eyes glowing, even brighter. And then with Mystic frenzy, I
can immediately make a weapon attack.
I'm going to aim for his chest with my piss Style.
Well, that definitely hits. I really want this creatures.
Had to explode. I want to sighs just get
brighter. Brighter, tone explains.
No, we want to mount it on a spike.
That's a nine damage. Nine people died in the one shot
today died in the terrorist campaign.
Yes. The next episode.
Good. So each round like for me to me
again in combat, that's one minute, right?
No, but six seconds. Okay.
I could murder with 6 or 60. So then, with my second attack,
With my second action, I will cast Crimson, right?
And using my pistol was Thunder damage.
And I'll take for damage for that.
Okay? Over here.
Like, but now, whenever I text my pistol, it gets an extra D6.
Also wait, don't I get an extra d44?
Something somebody did Hunter's Mark.
Yeah, glass. That was to attack.
I like a sanctuary so that - no would have ended.
Okay? Yeah.
All right we. All right.
I didn't quite turn. We are going but was actually
George. I'm going to use harness divine
power to restore a level to spell slot.
So, that gives me 2 level 2, spell slots. and then, I'm going
to Kind of approach the creatures, flank here and attack
with my sword. Or DD Beyond is going to
disconnect right before I click on it.
I'm sorry guys. I am having some connection
issues. And I really, really don't
understand. Alright, I'm back in here.
All right, attack. Come on, baby.
That is a 27. Okay, so I got to keep track of
all this. That definitely hit because I'm
going to use Divine. Smite. all I want to let me put
that in the I'm going to use, I'm going to use a level to
spell slot to deal and extra 3 D, 8 of radiant damage.
So I'll do the attack damage first.
So, it's 12 base damage with the sword axe. 1 D6 for the Hunter's
Mark. Which is a two awesome.
And I just lost it. Three.
What did I say? 3D 8.
For the Divine smite. Level 2, spell slot.
Yep. So 9 on top of the two is Eleven
on top of the 12. Well, the nine is radiant
damage, so I'm not sure how That's 18, 2032 damage.
Okay, that's doubled. My name is that extra 3 D 8 so
which one was the radiant image the Divine Smite.
Yeah that it's whenever you hit with a you're doing that lately
weapon attack that just adds to your weapons to deal radiation
damage. so, You strike the creature and it is your wounds.
You leave behind are glowing bright white blood.
I'm anxious for the creatures playing dismembered, and are you
aiming? Okay, that's probably one of the
arms that is holding weapons. Hold on.
All right, so you're swinging up at the creature.
You're opening up wounds across its body before lopping off one
of its arms. The arm clenching of the, the
bone acts falls to the ground blood seeping, from both ends of
it. It's still holding on to the
axes and falls into the snow. So the Cruisers look really
good. Hello.
Or does it still seem like it's got It's aimed for Jesus dance.
Just got a bunch of wounds on it.
Credibly frenzied. Okay?
So I've got Ace, credibly frenzied attack / act and I'm
going to attempt the same thing. That doesn't hit it does 15 hit.
Okay. Oh yeah, so exact same thing
using my second level two spells slot on Divine smite.
A storage is 15. Hunter's Mark will give me
another o, God sticks more 823. The radiant damage will be oh
man. Ready for 4055?
Holy shit. Finally, the rolls go my way.
Fuck. I am.
Okay, hold on, man. You can do it for seven foot,
something. Don't have to swing up.
How tall are you? Yeah but it is it is a 12-foot
creature. So like you're more than half
its long sword Swinging with a longsword it's fancy.
Jump off his knee and just what y'all Gives me as a boost is me
as a boost. I've got a perfect platform back
the creature. And again, it takes another
wound bleeding white light pouring from it as you swing,
you also a lop off one set of horns from the side of its head.
The creatures screams and stumbling him one me.
You send it turn to like, start to face me after that.
First, it won't. Yeah, after you started to
attack it turned to, it was turning towards you and then you
reached up and attacked again, just just fucking it up.
Even more the creature and raise.
You can see it's breathing very heavily.
It's raining so much blood. The snow is just pink and mush
around you. Let's so I started all of its
radiant wounds thought I was behind them or 12.
I got 15 more feet of movement. So I'm gonna kind of just like
rotate towards its back again, and that'll be the end of my
turn. So 1 2 3 like a move 30 feet and
then this will be the end of my turn here.
Yeah. It's like sidestep around it,
all right? And Shakira.
It is your turn. Okay, good, buddy.
I know that I promised to heal you but it looks like it's down
for the count. If we did it with one more big
good go here. So I could use a bonus action to
increase your AC another to maybe and then and then then
swings swing for it. But I'll leave it in your hands
because I did promise to heal you.
Otherwise I can I can heal you for an action and probably bonus
action. I was going to Misty step away.
If it was getting real risk a up in there but you know there's
there's other options for me here now.
Go ahead and try and attack it. Just give me that extra DC.
All righty and I run up like, actually how far is that one's
Direction in Shield of faith is 60 feet?
So I don't have to get that close at all and the other ones
120 so we'll go halfway. I say thank you for for being my
pedestal and I run up just behind Flint, maybe even perched
on his shoulder for some Vantage and I hold up one arm to give
him good standing spot. Okay and just like that creepy
thumbnail. Yep.
Speaking guttural tones and
first making sure to do this as I promised the casting Shield of
faith on barash. Thank you.
Giving him plus two more. So I think you're up to 22.
A see if I remember correctly. Whoa, and then Please for the
love of God, let this last 3rd level spells be worth something.
Thank you. Oh yeah.
Wasn't match or wasn't a 20 but it was 19 good enough but it's
definitely hits and so would be if it's no more damage and just
drop oh yes. And that's that's already and
damage. Yeah.
And what was this one? What was this spell guy here?
Guiding bolt. Another Bolt from the sky?
Yeah, I would be aiming for the back of his neck if he's gone
down on one knee, kind of like trying to spear him with the
light down his spine. Yeah, yeah.
So he is down on one knee and that would strike him directly
in the back and you hear the creatures scream and you see All
this steam just rise from its body and its body just gets
covered in little tendrils of Sparkling White Light.
And you can see, it seems like the whole preacher, still
earning till five. Still kneeling.
Still alive round feelings. Don't mean, he's prone.
Not prom. Okay.
Are you doing anything else if your turn after care?
Nope. That was my bonus action and
action and half my movement. Good.
Creature growling its whole body burning and leading its
kneeling. One hand in the snow, it reaches
forward with its other unarmored hand and it picks up with stereo
as well. No like Warriors and like one
bite, still sanctuary. It picks her up with one claw by
your torso, her limp body, and it just puts up her head and
shoulders to its mouth, and you see, it's Mama open up regularly
like wood, but then the top half of its jaw, splits open to ways.
So it has a three-pronged mouth before chomping down and
literally biting the top off of wisterias body has what about
what about Sanctuary? I need to go back to that, got
it. Does he make That AC attack also
for Sanctuary. Didn't you lose concentration by
casting? Another spell?
I don't know, I cast cure will award a creature within range
against attack until the spell ends.
Any creature who targets the warded creature with an attack
or harmful? Well, okay, I would say this is
very harmful attack on a field. They must make a wisdom saving
throw, okay, 15. Right.
Wisdom saving throw on a failed. Save the creature.
Must choose a new Target or lose the attack or spell.
The spell does not protect the water creature from area
affects. I was asking about the wisdom
saving throw TC. Yeah.
What's the safe? If it's a DC50 Naima?
Lett know that as this happens I turned to him and I say, eat me
it's dead. Okay.
So you seem like you see the creature Just bend down and pick
Wisteria up and open up its jaw to take a bite and for some
reason stops do is not able to take the bite.
She's standing. This is this shit.
That's the way he moved his, the guardian attack him.
He didn't have to move, he could literally just reach out and
pick her up. But he is unable to bite in
tourist areas body. Thanks to the sanctuary spell
because it doesn't say it says, he loses the attack and I'm
invite is definitely attacks. There was just standing there
now holding her body. He's he is still trying to take
a bite of her and raged he turned to you bought her Roch
who's closes shit and he just whips her at you.
Yeah. Can I make a reaction to catch?
I hope she bounces like, in one of those big like inflatable.
Go ahead. Try to make reaction the cat.
You want me to roll? Yeah, well, what that be
athletic? Sorry.
I would say a strength because at this point you don't really
have to do anything to catch her because he is, he is gonna hate
you because I don't know what to add to this.
It's not an Armored Strike. That's 22.
Okay, strength. Yeah, if you want me to do a
strength, that's what I'm asking.
You is he doing a strength to throw her?
He's doing an attack, okay? So and that's why I was like, I
don't know what he would roll because this is technically not
an armored attack, technically, if it is an attack, like you're
saying period. It would generally rely on the
AC because the AC takes into account your dexterity modifier
and you can use it, use it. So to say catch because you
could you would have to be dexterous to maneuver in a
certain way to either catch or Dodge something right?
Would this be an and like a improvised weapon attack
basically? Yeah, that's what it would be if
you're using her. Like this person has a flair.
Is like a rock throw? Yeah, this will be his second
attack. Yes.
Damn NG. So if it's improvised weapons, I
do know how Works Raw. It's just you don't add your
proficiency to the attack roll. Yeah.
Okay so yeah then just a base 18 and he just like lobster into
your chest and rage. I catch her with a 22, okay.
So you definitely catch her, he just like flings her into you
and you catch her and just managed to slide back, five feet
holding on to it. Serious body.
What is that? Three damage?
Yeah because he made a second attack.
So blood curse. So he's got to be close.
Hold on. Wait, I got to do math.
It's closed. It is closed.
He's in serious dude. Fucking snack.
He just wanted his snack guys and you wouldn't let him eat it.
Fuck that. Fuck this guy like you and your
horns the power of Christ compels you Was that the end of
his turn? Yes.
Franklin Franklin, he makes a mental suggestion to you to pack
the blue creature now, holding the naked elf.
Oh, come on. I need you to make a wisdom
saving throw. Please be wise, your a turtle,
it live for hundreds of years. I'm also a cleric but I'm also
really I don't have a plus 7, all that God, but I rolled a
three I want you to attack baccarat and that makes total
sense any what, a good friends, do they stab you?
It wasn't an exam. That's what you guys taught him.
Yeah. Are you dead?
But what percent that first say you should stab your friends to
the back and that was rolled up or wide?
Yeah. But what about not muscles of
the Saviour fact, because the same was 18 You tell me
specifically is it a melee attack or can I choose the sort
of attack he's gonna let you choose the attack.
You just said attack that blue dragon Authorship got it.
Okay, so here's the thing. Do I cheese this and choose word
of radians knowing that this creature is also within five
feet of me and would also take damage.
Or do I be more thematic and realistic and choose
infestation. I'm going to go with
infestation. Remember, remember when you guys
see Franklin's eyes turn around and Earth, Franklin, kind of
turn from him because I was giving him puppy dog eyes to not
attack the toys, protect the sanctuary. and my eyes are kind
of clouded over with black ice, a good fried, stab each other in
the back and then I Attempt to stab.
Yep. Let's see.
How does infestation work? Does look cause a cloud of
mites, please. Can you make me a cake on save
file haroche? Yeah, make me a deck save as
well. Sure.
Fuck you say, oh shit, when we lose weight, but still, you
still sucks. All right.
Well, I know what I'm going to take but you're taking 10
radiant damage. Wow, I'm not already Josh
accidentally turned off his computer.
Should we pause for a minute? Yeah, we can resolve this and
let me roll some stuff, because at the same time, the my swarm
that's back with me will also Aid my strike.
So they will also jump at you since I hit.
I believe that's how it works. So they'll do an extra D6 of
damage to you, so it'll be to D6.
Eight. So, eight points of type poison
damage and it will move you five feet in a direction in a random
Direction. So I need to roll a D4 to
determine which direction So, you're going to go one tile up.
Next to me. Yeah.
And I'll give you a big thumbs up while you can very clearly.
See, my eyes are like black Dover?
OH hurt. You're gonna be okay, buddy, as
bad, fat blood have each other and good fats kill each other.
Kill each other. Good friends kill each other.
No they don't. Buddy my heart.
Yeah, is completed. You no longer feel under the
compulsion of the preacher. Well still, it's within my moral
guidelines so I'm not upset about it.
Oh hey, we need to focus. I failed to save so he got to do
is damage out of 76 HP. I'm like super fucked up right
now. Maharaja things your turn.
Good, 20 25, I can heal you for sure this next turn.
I'm taking Wisteria I'm going up here and then I am casting
guiding bolt. This is 12 hit no.
All right. Um, Let me see here.
Can I go damn near 70 and you're in my arms.
So you got used as a melee weapon for a moment because
somebody cast a spell on you so that you could not be eaten.
There are welcome. I got to the red light at like
KFC and Burger King and on the island.
And I like, look down at my phone, and I just see a text
from Ike, that says, BBG is about to EU caste feeling
healing. Word, is my bonus action and I
heal myself 47. All right.
Is that it for your turn? Yeah.
And then it looks like wrench output is attacking this court,
if you didn't see it, I didn't see it.
It shoots with bow the bow, he's gonna set the boat on fire.
All right. Why did it roll 43?
Why did it do that? Scroll daddy 100.
Whoops, my bad. Okay that definitely hits 19
plus 6 and then it's 1 D6 + 3 So, six diptych.
All right. Branch out.
Turns lights. The arrow on fire turns back
shoots it into the creature. And as soon as the bolt hits the
creature, the flame goes out the creature again, yelling pulls
the boat Bolt from his body, tossing it to the ground.
I'm gonna guess that's all for Renshaw Franklin, it's your
turn. Franklin Franklin.
I'm gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna yell to the guardian the friend
anymore. Thanks wait.
Hold on. I gotta roll a con save.
Because it took 10 damage. Good.
That Guardian have a turtle party.
Whoo. I'm not sure technically, that's
how you've been using it so far. What will become of using this
reaction of the creature moved through?
Okay. Well, it has not moved from that
location just yet, and talking is a free action, so and then
the Guardians kind of its own thing.
So the ends discretion Yep. I would say, do you want it to
attack? No, I told Franklin.
I told the guardian that Franklin wasn't hostile.
Any? Okay, so that's not it won't.
Yeah. If if the if the bad guy moves
again. Yeah.
Then it's getting attacked, but it's not going to attack anybody
else. Okay.
Go ahead, Franklin, it's moving day.
It's all right. Franklin is going to turn from
Baja Roch to this thing and say it would be attacked by Fred.
I'm very conflicted about that currently.
How hurt does this thing look? Is it like on the edge of death?
It's pretty close. It's pretty close to the end.
It's bleeding profusely. It's missing a limb.
It's missing one side of its antlers.
It's not been a cat. Word of Radiance.
And I will hug it again and say please die.
I need a DC 15 con save. Woo. 16.
It does not make the conseil so it takes the damage.
Yes, thanks full do. It'll be it's raining again,
right? Plus the 1 D6 from my swarm. so
8 + so 2016 + 420 since Franklin get a Kill The creature turns
and looks down at you as you hug it.
And you hug, and you ask it to not die and you kind of see it's
lights, blink out as your bug swarm swarms, over the creature
of the body. If this is a killing move, I'm
going to say to it as it's dying.
I'm going to eat your heart and then my swarm is going to
retrieve the heart attack. If that's a killing blow that is
a killing blow. Hell yeah that is a killing blow
as your yeah. Worms over the body and you tell
it to retrieve its heart, the body starts to dissolve and just
implode upon itself into this foul-smelling ichor exploding
all over the village, all over your companions all over the
Irv's. It drops its sword to the
ground. The hand holding the axe also
dispels into ichor, what kind all of the sword is the sword
that was glowing the entire Place goes black.
What kind of weapon is Yes. because if Rachel Ward, I will
show you. I miss the last bit of the
description alone in, and out the creature.
Yeah. Or Melanie in motion?
Yeah, I heard it at all. Did everybody hear me?
Except for Franklin? Yeah, everything went black.
Yeah, the creature, I can implodes into a foul-smelling
ichor exploding its gelatinous form all over the village and
you and your companions. It smells like my mom's panel
before the entire field goes black with all the Flames going
out. I got stolen puppet to make it.
Do I have enough time to retrieve?
That loose order is everything. Go, black.
You're got hungry. Check, did you follow on?
Okay, I'm gonna, I would say make an attempt to like it's not
instantaneous and it's fading, as his creatures body is
dissolving in front of you. Franklin.
Grab the antlers. Sure.
I'll grab the antlers. I did not hear if I got a body
part or not before it exploded, but if so, I will eat that down
real fast. You know what?
Roll a D20. We'll see if you got it.
Well, let's go Papi. Let's go puppy them.
Yeah. You've been unconscious for most
of this. They did not treat you.
Well, like you weren't under a sedative.
They they just kept like, hit you in the head.
Okay. Yeah.
I'm do I need to roll it out with Nuria.
I was sort of approval attempted in the future campaign. 17 Romy
and athletic. I would say that you were able
to reach the sword before the entire world went black around
you Franklin. What did you roll?
Did it show up and Chest, and you did not get the part.
You were trying hard. I'm sorry.
DM, you were gonna grab the ant. If you said, I was able to get
there before. Everything went black, I'm going
to grab the hill to the school board.
Okay. Okay, cool.
You did did it and got it. Am I making a check also for
that or no? Yeah.
Go ahead and make an effort check.
Oh boy. Yeah.
Well, a tax. Well, it's more of a damn Hobbit
read kind of kid. Seven, it looks like.
Could you Raw? Did not show up.
Seven. Not very good.
You did not get it. Dang, sorry guys, till next
time. See you back in Hell, I'ma try
and running and Scamper over and try and grab the axe then.
Since everything else has been attempted except for that.
It looks like. All right, go ahead and roll
Netflix. Oh and Athletics, my bad.
That was just, wait, would you roll regular D20 at 11?
I got fine. That'll work my modifier for all
if you, yeah. Go ahead.
Just plus one. You were able to just reach and
touch the X. Could I make an attempt for its
loincloth? Yeah, I'm jealous zero.
Rolling it out all over there. Before you before the world
around you. This is like a find out that X
As Extra Care ran into. I'm going to run into in a
temporal horn, the antler sir. Okay, we roll.
Joseph 20. Romina Athletics, you're running
I thought it was. Okay, I thought I got a, I got a
19. Okay, you got it, he's got his
fancy loincloth skulls and all attached to it.
Are you, are you still carrying your?
Did you? Yeah, I'm holding you down.
Worth it. It's a very stylish woman.
I've got, I've got you. I've got you under one arm.
While I'm running, you're going to be I feel like it's going to
be like a cool cape. I seen you got.
You got a hold of. I got a, I got a question for
you. Yes.
Since I was wearing the mass the whole time, will I retain that I
would say that later or will that be?
Yes. Or that Disappear With The Realm
that we are in a questions, no longer up to me, it'd be up to
the original GM. I am, I think everything's been
playing really well together so I have no problem with you guys.
Keeping all of these things that you found.
So essentially what I'm thinking of to role play all of this
happening basically is that they'll just be like like a
slight glitch in reality for a second for everybody around you
because from one moment to the next you'll be in completely
different postures. You'll be in the exact posture
and pose that you are now. Now as a pariah what you were
before. So like we're probably all kind
of gathering and scampering down and grabbing stuff off of this
guy. It sounds like and then you're
going to be back into the the are other world down and those
things are going to be in our hands and from one second to the
next. So whatever you were doing your
now holding those things that you just grabbed as well as
anything else you've gathered. And it is as if you would just
like Not even just woken from a dream.
It's more like like something something similar to The Wine
Room. Black your vision starts to
clear in your back into the reality you were before.
So Similar. Yes.
Except in this and those ones case, at least you didn't use
any spell slots or anything like that so just rock on rock or
carne. How do you spell that Braga
carne isn't? Yeah.
BR a you th a creature with me a RN.
That was epic. That's it.
Yeah, this was Brogre Khan got. So I've got a cool new sword
excited. I have an original spent pencil
sketch of tell him to just the the watercolor of that actually
is actually put on their item cards, which the work shows.
Yep, I put so much work into it and the whole time I'm just
like, I am I doing this? And I was like, it needs to be
colorful because I need to know what he looks like.
Are you, are you down for that for the, for the episodes,
thumbnail for the watercolor to be the episodes, thumbnail?
Yeah, right. Yeah, she totally certain guys,
have a good night. Nice.
All right, kids, I think I'm gonna jump off.
Yeah, Josh I got a quick question for you, all right?
Yeah, it's like 11:00 later Beach.
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