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Tara through the campaign many polos.
Fucking. Craig.
My Lord.
He's a snitch, get him. The hand Greg wouldn't.
Sample. On us.
The dice rolls, spins, turns. A campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that become stories.
Stories blow out into the infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the infinite sea, dating to myths, until myths are
forgotten and the campaign that gave it birth comes again and
again. The hand of fake tosses.
The dice rolls, spins, turns. Hitherto we left our
adventurers, known as the Shadow Seekers, on the fourth level of
hell. Greed after vanquishing the
Phallic Maze on the 5th level of Hell through a Mirror Seal seal
on Manny Polis's prison. Shadow Seekers then fell through
it before and landed before the Gree Goblin Tablet Tavern and
sweltering heat assaulted them from the molten magma that
filled the floor of the enormous goblin settlement.
They were forced to pay an entrance fee to quench their
thirst on Green Goblin slushies. While while doing so, Ash
bargains with Bill or Bildreth, the proprietor of the Greedy
Goblin, for 50% share of the profits.
He also explains that Kishen or the Church of Kishen is the only
other free time activity and a must worship wealth inside of
that church. More drinking ensued with a
successful deal for for Ash's purchase, whereupon Steven, the
bartender explained they had been victims of greed already
from the Dora Goblins who aren't supposed to charge their patrons
a fee. Franklin and Phelan drunkenly
threaten the guards for Ash's green gems back and Bill let's
Ash know they are welcome to stay in one of their rooms at
the Greedy Goblin for free as well as drinks for free with her
50% share ownership. The Shadow Seekers wake up with
a pounding in their heads after the drink and throughout the
pocket rocket making it worse was a Ting Ting Ting Ting.
As they come out of their groggy sleep and come for breakfast.
Franklin greets them with cups of calf to wash away this
pounding in their head, but the with two new goblin skeletons
that he uses to make breakfast for them inside the pocket
rocket that they were hiding inside of the room that Ash had
gotten for the evening. Refreshed for breakfast, they
head out on the ramshackle goblin town, spreading the magma
pit. Realizing Ash is rich, they
decide to go on a shopping spree, stopping at several
shops, St. vendors and an Armory shop with a large list where the
Shadow Seekers used Sugar Mama Ash's wealth to of precious
stones for some fancy new items. During the haggling, the Shadow
Seekers learned of the Wealth Festival coming up soon as well
as Ezra adopted Regina with Franklin as an officiate in the
middle of the shop where they were finishing up some of their
haggling and made plans to plant a healing mango of youth seed in
the Pocket Rocket as well as to explode the Goblin Town with the
stockpile of dynamite that they learned that it held.
Allegedly. The goblin salesman explains how
to get to Caixin's temple through a large metal door in
the Cliff face to the east. They check the time from the
glowing stalactite clock hanging over the town, indicating that
is later in the day and they have but but a day until the
wealth festival. They open the metal door after
they get there into a narrow hallway of also blind metal all
the way through the cliffs to the other side into a cooler
chamber where Kai Shen's temple stands.
They walk up the steps into the temple and are greeted by a
flamboyantly pimped out preacher who walks directly up to them
and demands that they swear fealty to Kai Shen in the chant
that everyone is saying around them.
More, always more. Wealth flows to the worthy, and
I am worthy. And after doing so most go well
besides Franklin, who is already sworn his fealty to another.
And they are immediately set upon by some of the figures
around the room, which were thought to be statues, some of
which were being worked on in a molten form and came marching at
them, taking most of them down. And as as things look bleak and
Franklin look to sacrifice himself for the betterment of
the party, almost Taishan's head, it's summoned into the
center of the temple. And they make a deal.
During that, though, they consult with Michael Polis or
Manny Polis. And he tells the Shadow Seekers
Micropolis was not lying about the world of Tariff exploding
upon his release from his prison and imploding if he dies, but if
he is left in his prison, the world would be fine.
However, the Shadow Seekers would stay trapped in hell if he
was not released. Benny Polis's rambles in his
drunken slur, as per usual, that it's fine, you can fix the world
in their image at his table as long as they steal the world
seed from Mycopolis in the mushroom where they meet upon
the Eurythmic Veracities, blood pours from ashes and Franklin's
nose. With Regina having bloodshot
eyes and Ezra standing around confused while Michael, Manny
Polis explains all of this and Ash pets Bob the crocodile
soothingly, they all begin to swear fealty.
The deal goes goes more or less well with Franklin promising a
book that he'd gotten from Earth and another planet and
immediately receives the blot out most of the book as he's
walking out and steals one of the clockwork statues that were
were destroyed in the attack. I'm reading through here and as
they're exiting, Franklin sets the book on the steps of the of
the church and the statue guard standing outside takes it up for
Caixon as well as he possesses Caixon that is possesses the
statue guard and makes yet another deal with Franklin for
the molten clockwork corpse that he was taking for some astral
gems. I should tell that guy.
And and in exchange to got 3 iron bands of binding or just
these balls of metal looks like until they are activated, which
he uses immediately to seal the clockwork inside of and easily
carry about cushion the one that the one that's disassembled more
or less Kaishen also. Kaishen also tells them to the
north is where the mines are and you should probably shouldn't
head to the South because they're a bunch of feisty
elementals there. Ezra, Franklin and Regina
returned to the Greedy Goblin where two guards are them again
and this time they greet them with violence as as opposed to
paying the entrance fee and the goblins laugh as they explode in
their deaths. They they go in for well and
Regina licks their ashes off her finger before going inside for a
drink. They see and are greeted by the
pimp preacher who had caught their eye as the deals were
finishing up and suggested they do they have a meeting at the
Greed Goblin. He explains that there is a
conspiracy he's known about Kaishen, or at least they
believe as goblins, that there is something to the South and
they'd seen adventurers disappear there before, and
that, and that in that, the Shadow Seekers lure the pimp
preacher to a safer location in the pocket rocket, where they
begin torturing slow slowly over a roasting fire.
And he begins screaming for his life and his family's life, and
Ezra threatens to eat him. While Ezra threatens to eat,
Franklin casts Zone of Truth on him, and they learn that the
clockwork statues are weak to bludgeoning.
As well as that Ezra butters up takes the butter proffered by
Regina and puts it on the pimp creature's hand before eating
it. And Franklin comes around to
with a pen and paper to write down a list of all their Co
conspirators for the for this. And the tear rolls down the pimp
preacher's cheek as he says he ate my writing hand and Franklin
offers to dictate the list. Ildrith's name stood front and
center atop the list. The owner of the pink, the other
50% owner of the greedy goblin. So as they left their room from
the from the top of the gritty goblin, they go down a catch of
a mire up at this time to what's been happening and they corner
Bildreth and get him to secretly start organizing an elite group
to escape Kai Shen. He agrees in the Shadow Seekers
left to pick up their ordered magical items that had hadn't
been there in the 1st place, some of which wandering through
the town. Vermeyer began to show signs of
not having gotten a Ring of Fire resistance like the others
during the first shopping and dropping trip, and she held out
until Ezra offered his own ring during the negotiations to get
into the back of the store where their items were sitting, but
they did not have a receipt for as ash didn't exist.
They weaseling their way there into this backroom.
They proceed to steal as many of the magical items in stock as
possible after that, actually. Oh yeah.
Franklin stored the clerk in a Shard of the mirror that he
gotten from the fifth level and and then they wave high to ash
on the outside of the store where she appears back into
reality and Myra does the sneak to return return some of the
pickpocketing she'd experienced earlier on a preacher walking by
where the festivals for the Festival of wealth was just
getting under way. Franklin re materialized in the
pocket rocket to find the horde of stolen loot had turned into a
cursed magazine called Cursed protection spell of Bildreth
Enchantments by Mr. Schmee items have the items have been written
permission only to re leave the premises and without that they
become cursed into this booklet and now every item is cursed if
they would try to remove it They find as they talk to Bildreth.
After getting back to the gritty goblin and seeing the gathered
select few that they plan to save and they go immediately
after saving all of putting all of them in the pocket rocket.
They they head to a near nearby place where turns out to be a
school that they'd took the belongings of another goblin
who'd been trying to rob them after Ezra bit off hit or tried
to bite off his foot and was nearly done.
But it was a back job, leaving only just a tendon holding it on
as he crawled away. And after shaking out the rest
of his goods that most of the other goblins around stole all
of that that fell out of his pockets and such.
And then, oh, there we go. After getting to the school,
they take out the magazine and the pimp preacher from the
pocket rocket who they they immediately begin asking to pull
items from the magazine to see how it curses him.
And he pulls three sets of chests or crates out of dynamite
and it's cursed for each one of them.
Franklin also has the PIM future signed a contract and not tell
anyone in the pocket rocket about this and their torture of
him or they'll put him through some more torture.
Or digested. As.
As well as Franklin sets up a swarm of dire crickets with
Akbar in charge, who he dubs dubs the Bombards and sets them
out across the town to distribute the dynamite.
And at at the same time, Ash concentrates on enlarging a
larger stack of dynamite inside of the school that they all find
themselves in. Everyone filters into the pocket
rocket and Franklin looks through Akbar's eyes as he has
him carry the pocket rocket to the farthest corners of the of
of the chamber and they watch as as he projects the death of
thousands of goblins as the town lights in a beautiful show of
fireworks and magma until it is engulfed and starts to sink back
into the magma. At this point, a voice in Ash
and Esther's head spikes in in pain and all of the goblins now
setting setting up spaces in for living inside there inside the
pocket rocket. While everybody else is watching
and debating what to do next, the Shadow Seekers are
confronted by a possessed pimp Preacher Kai Shen seems to be
talking through him as he's explaining what's going on.
And they have they have to hurry up and get find or strike the
anvil in the middle of the chamber to stop the magma
because the magma was rising to encompass the the whole area and
including them, there was no way out.
At this point, Companion Balthasar Faust joins the party
and Mommy and Phelan pop into existent and witness the
possessed pimp preacher shouting obscenities at the at the Shadow
Seekers that they're going to die and laughing at them if they
don't do it. So Ezra decides to jump out of
the pocket rocket and Hero land on the anvil, which seems to
summon a giant magma elemental who was getting looks like
getting things ready to that he was summoning some creatures and
he was standing about while everybody else decided what to
do. The magma seemed to stop rising,
which was good at least. But eventually they they threw
some things at him to see what how he reacted.
Franklin specifically with AI forget what that spell was.
Now, I didn't write that down. Insect plague.
Insect plague? Yep, and which he avoided
deftly. And then?
Ash. Who decides to take the
political route, walks across the magma deftly and starts
talking to the creature who turns out to be a real bro and
is Ogramach. He he, he says he could keep
them safe during his rides to purge this space, that he was
going to ride the waves of the magma, but he'd have to put him
in a safe place while he did to to keep them safe.
Ash closes her eyes and agrees to this as well as that.
Oh yeah, Ogremach had asked Ash to promise his her next level to
him so that she could become a worshipper of Ogremach.
Or rather a it was a warlock, I think it is.
And then? Warlock.
Yeah, that's what you said. Yep, and then Ash closes her
eyes and Bob keeps his open and is talking about letting her
know not to open her eyes as they make their way safely to
the other side of wherever they were in.
Okramach let's them out onto the edge of the chamber or what was
left of it, which are just three doors and a Cliff face.
The metal doors. They also appear to be the rest
of the Shadow Seekers, Franklin, Mamet, Ezra, Famira, Phelan and
Ash. Poof, back onto the cool cliffs
and watch. Or and look out to see what used
to be a thriving with metropolis a just magma now.
Meanwhile, Ezra threatens the PIM preacher to more violence
For more information about caution and where to find him.
Not trusting the PIM preacher and wanting to explore the the
doors connected to the South or the greedy goblin where it
appeared to have been anyways, Ezra wails on the locked door
until it gives way. Let's find out what happens this
time. So yeah, a lot has happened
since since you weren't here, Warren.
I hope that catches you up. I was going to ask, I don't
remember anything about a mirror maze.
Oh, it wasn't a mirror maze. It was.
The penis maze.
Yeah, it was. That also doesn't ring a bell.
It was the walls that you were touching that were wig wiggling.
And they would ooze gold. Yeah, sorry.
Nope, nothing. You need to take notes.
And like, the hallway, like, kind of like went in a circle
and there was like this guy who was like a secretary and like,
hated his job. See, that sounds familiar, but
that sounds familiar because of the ice level.
Yeah, you do you, you That was the an in between level what
you're thinking about that did happen to similarly situation
wise, but this guy was a a giant crab monster like demon.
Was I there? For you I.
Don't know if I remember a crab monster.
Yeah, 'cause he picked Zolis up by the throat and you guys all
tried. To hit him.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And he just kind of laughed at
us, and then we're like, well, I guess we'll be Zolis.
Are you? Sure, I was there.
I don't know if you were there for the for the the crab part,
the crab demon, but I know you were there for the wriggling
walls and right afters Phelan had rolled one of her wild
magics to turn everything to mist.
Yeah, we couldn't see. Anything and like block the
whole hallway. Yep.
And you were you. You were there for like one
session of that and you were trying to figure out the walls
because your your nipples were. Yeah, your nipples.
Touch the wall. Touch the wall.
And as you were touching the wall, it was, yeah, getting more
excited. What happened before all this
like you? Were on on the 5th level of
hell, which was the swamp level. You.
That's where you spent a lot of your time before.
So I must have like missed a lot up until that point because I
have no recollection of this at all.
You remember that door that was in the swamp level?
The one we had, the key that I like, turned you small.
Yeah, so the keys led to that maze that they're talking about.
Yeah, we're all talking. About.
Right. Actually, I don't think you got
to experience as much of. So I might have even had to gone
back farther. Whoops.
That was about all the air that I had left in my lungs though,
so. Yeah, I know.
I was like, he's explaining this and it seems good, like it's
going for a long time, so he must be explaining this for me.
I can't bring myself to tell him that I don't remember the mirror
maze, so I'm still lost. Well, at least you've gotten
gotten the thread of how a chain of events have happened up to
the point for where you were were last now.
So yeah, that's the main point. It seems like we found a town
that I would have been down to be in and I.
Get Oh, you're still there. Yeah, we're still here.
There. Everybody's just dead.
OK, allegedly we deleted that body, blew up the town.
Allegedly. It was crazy.
We had to hide. It was intense.
Yeah. Yeah, now you guys should all
see to the the map is up in Rule rule 20.
For those of you that get there, you should all see your
characters in a metal hallway. It appears with metal floors and
metal ceilings and a broken down metal door behind you.
What kind of metal? A.
Metal. Is this like rusted iron or the
aluminum? The stainless seal it.
It looks very much like you're guessing lead.
Lick it. Wow.
Yep, broke. Broken door brought to you in
part by magical fur missile. Lead makes sense.
We should take dress. So I just materialize out of
nowhere, right? Yep.
Yeah. You just came back into
existence. And for everybody else's
perspective, you were just like, oh, hey, look, it's Warren.
He's he's been here, but you haven't.
He's. Totally been here the whole
time, just this shadowy image in the back of your periphs over
everything that's happened. You're like, yeah, he was.
I could I just. Rubbing his nipples for butts.
They must be jafed. I was just in like a.
Place. Yeah, I was.
Gonna say where's the cornstarch?
I was just like in a pleasure coma for like the last.
So much gold. Gold.
That makes sense. Joke's on him, he's still in in.
He's still in the the gold using walls just left behind.
So. And they're spewing all over
him. Also, I'm still your driver Ash
for some reason. Oh yeah, you're still wearing my
driver's clothes. Oh yeah, I should have changed
that back, but that was the closest one I could find token
wise. You did ask me if I change it
back. I did at one point.
I was trying to find the other one still.
I think it's probably in in the compendium here, but that's
fine. That was the last one that was
in the pocket. Rocket is the problem.
That's where I tend to go for you guys because I'm like you
guys have all been there at this point.
And I did, you had like a a vertical black stripe on one
side that I just kept everybody's like tokens in.
Yeah, that's what I that's what I do.
But when when other ones have changed, sometimes I'll just
change the individual token and then I and then I forget.
Yeah, I get that which? So does that one work for you?
Yeah, so apparently Warren and I have blackface for some reason.
Yeah. That's funny.
Do. You I.
Oh, no, no. You.
Remember now you will remember now.
You will remember now the last time you played with us.
You forgot that you poured alcohol on yourself to get your
moustache off, accidentally lit your sword to attack and caught
your face on. I remember all of that.
Yeah, perfectly. I burning that.
Wasn't your memory all right? So I got a question, does that
mean the last time I played I never left the pocket rocket?
Wait, that's. My head games like that.
You did leave the pocket rocket at the last time we we we played
but the for the for the instance in time for this is and just to
keep things as fluid as possible.
I've just started. Yeah.
Poofing people in and out of existence as as as the fates
will it. The universe is slightly
unstable because of, you know, the whole Manny and the Ollie
thing going on the. Universe is kind of woozy right
now. You're giving it motion
sickness. It's.
Just it's just a little bit fucked up.
Doesn't help. And you see a big old direwolf,
now a part of the group. Oh yeah, you're seeing, you're
hoping at least that's a new person in the group and not just
a direwolf at the end of the hallway, but they look.
Like friendly, I loudly exclaim. What's with the pet?
Puppies. That's a person.
The the direwolf within the hall kind of like arches up.
You kind of hear a few bones crack as we're not dog As for a
wolf, and then you hear bones crack again and down to the
direwolf he goes again. Great, we're like the hell
version of the Mystery Machine crew.
Welcome back, Warren. It's been a while.
Well, I called you. We're haggy because I'm just
going to get high and drink and eat.
All right. Looking around at the walls,
seeing that they are made of lead, Franklin nods.
Do himself. This makes sense.
Welcome back. Can Ezra do a survival to pick
up any sense of like smells of creatures or you know, sense
that that he can pick up? You're.
Overwhelmed with? The sense that all of us need to
take a bath. Oh yeah, for sure.
Besides, besides those ones which definitely come through
you kind of are leading the pack, as it were now to probably
get away from some of those as being the person that broke down
the door to to get into it. You're you're I had you out in
front for that reason. So you're picking up on some
other odd sense since you've never really smelled before,
some of which are even, you know, they they've got to have
been like spices of some sort, but they're those are even
unfamiliar to you A. Smelly smell A smelly smell that
smells. Does it smell delicious and make
Ezra's tummy rumble? Roller, I don't know, let me
just do you fall. Victim to your hunger roll
constitution. I mean there, I mean, I mean
there is a pimp goblin that that has the name lunch We'll.
See you no. No, no, wait, that's snack.
No, no, that's snack. And then the Taisha and he's
lunch. Eat Taisha.
I. Bet he's tasty.
Was he the one that was preaching about wealth should
come to those who. Work for it.
Yeah, he is the God of wealth. And then we he basically forced
most of us to try to worship him.
And then in retaliation, we kicked his kicked his town in
the balls. Allegedly.
Warren has.
It in the. Conflict.
Right now. Good.
So everybody's saying. Doesn't like the fact that he's.
Yeah, you missed it dude. We got like 96,000 experience.
It was great. It was.
Huge. I have a Nosebleed the.
Next time we come to. I'm blowing the fuck up.
That's just how the game works. Now we're just going to blow up
all the fucking towns. Oh, a town.
We don't need this. But we keep all the smart people
because that's what Franklin says.
Yeah, we took all the smart people from this town.
So we the pocket rocket is now populated with with Craftsman.
That's good. Hello.
BPSG bipolar sponsor genocide. Most of the smells that you're
picking up to are coming from the left of the hall down the
left direction from the hallway because it's where you're at now
to a kind of splits off to the left and the right.
It looks like to even just looking, looking off to the
right, the court or just basically ends and then the one
on the left seems to keep going into a few other directions even
if you're just looking that way. Careful, it might be a trap.
It's a trap. And there.
Are. There is there is a bit of a
like it looks like a great actually a a manhole cover more
so. And then your guys all get like
a a slight nose breed bleed because you're like, what's
that? And but you have, but you have
that in your minds of knowing what it is.
But you're like, where does that piece of information come from?
As well as how do I know this? Metal metal pipes around and
there are glowing red lights that aren't flickering like
flames. Or under New York City now.
Or they aren't flames, but they look like flames.
No, no, they they aren't flames. And that's what's probably
catching your eye of confusion, because unless they're they've
got to be some sort of magic you figure.
Weird. This place is crazy.
They don't have the ability to look for traps.
As there is assuming the point. We could have someone walk into
them. That's.
That's kind of like looking for traps.
It's kind of like looking for. Traps, definitely.
So, so you guys know the you were.
There. The lead?
Ezra has dangerous sense danger. Can I can look for traps?
Cool. Perfect.
The lead, by the way, that's how the wall's here.
It clinks on the wall. This stops magical like magical
detection. So like a locate person, locate
object divination, divination type magic.
So whoever is in here doesn't want to be found.
Ezra find them and. OK, so OK, so you did.
So do you want me to check for traps or?
I mean, yeah, if you want to be like front man while we go
forward, like so we don't accidentally like, kill
ourselves. Would be.
Appreciated. What are you, the rescue guys?
The investigation, No. No.
How big are you? How big am I?
Yeah, normal. Ezra.
Ezra lowers down it kind. Of like.
Like, get on my back. Come on.
Come on, come. On I think I'm 59.
Where's my height? I feel like if I'm on your back
I won't be able to look for. Traps.
Yeah, I won't be able to like look, 'cause I'll, I'll go like,
I'll go stealth and look for traps and like stay like, you
know, 20 feet ahead of you guys if you want, if you want I.
Think that's a smart idea? Which which way do?
Which way do you want to go? He's doing the point to the
left, he's pointing left. Left OK, I'm like, I'm like, I
gotta like flip the map upside down.
I'm like which way is left my? Left my left.
Is to the right, yeah. Right.
I was like I'm looking. At it, but it should be the
other way, which means left would be this way it's.
For Cloak of Invisibility. Yeah, isn't that the item?
Yeah, 'cause you did come. That's right, you got.
To be part of like half a shopping day.
Dang. That's the last thing I
remember. I remember being part of a
shopping day. It's been so, so sporadic
though, so I was I was trying to wreck my brain all day too.
I. Was like when was the?
Last, the last time I played, I was we were trying, I was trying
to come up with magic items I wanted.
Yep. Yeah, which means you're not
here to this city because that's where we did our shopping.
In the city of Greed. Yeah, you're actually going to
roll a perception me. Wait, no, an investigation would
work. Investigation would work.
I said, do you want my All right, I I'm also going still I
don't know if you just want to I'm.
And you could roll it out if you want and then.
It's up to you. I'm just letting you know, like
I'm headed this way down the down the hallway and in our I'm
it's stealth mode and I'm checking for jobs.
And are you? Getting a place if you're
stealth. No, I am not. 21 for
investigation. Yeah, Josh, I was going to say
if, if, if like mechanically if, if they're stealth thing, then
it would be their perception. But if they're not stealth, and
then they would have to, that would be an investigation
because stealth stealth thing is basically you're already already
heightenedly aware and you're just using your senses as a void
to the other one. I.
Prefer yeah, no, I think investigation is fine because
you right now you can roll the, the, the stealth as well.
But the, the, my mindset is more so that like it's kind of
intermittent. I don't know exactly what
because you haven't told me how you're searching necessarily
yet, but so far as what I was thinking that you can correct me
if I'm wrong. But it's like you're kind of.
It's moving slowly and cautiously along the hallway and
and keep. Looking for yes for any like
buttons or levers or like strings or like glyphs on the
wall. Any like anything on the floor
or the walls or the ceiling that would be like trigger points or
like secret doors or like stuff like that.
Ezra's just going to follow behind her, wagging his tail,
going Yep, Yep, Yep. As you're walking and looking
to, you're realizing that there are some markings along the
walls, and they are, they are odd, but they don't quite read
like a glyph until you start tracing farther down the hallway
and you realize, oh, they're all connected and there's smaller
inscriptions inside of them. And it seems almost to be,
you're guessing a sort of alarm system of some sort, and it does
seem to be pulsing with some sort of energy.
Oh man. Like it's gone off already.
Or reading. Oh, shit.
All right, everyone, come on. It's already, it's already gone
off. Run as fast as we can down this
hallway. Go as far as we can before
anyone catches. Us.
Oh, start running. Ezra hears that.
He bolts down that thing and and grabs like if you allow it,
he'll grab you up and like let's go.
I pull up my hood. Yeah, I'll hop on the back.
Yeah, yeah, the alarm's already off.
Just basically run until we get caught that's going to throw on
their. They have an invisibility cloak.
Yep. What could do with the?
Sneak. I pull up.
I pull up my hood. Yeah, I mean, I've got my, I've
got some sort of and that cloak of Elvin kind that I'm wearing.
I. Forget what I got.
Man, I kind of wanted to trunk out this fucking manhole cover.
So when Ezra makes it to this little T intersection, what's
the smell telling which way to go you guys have?
Gone. You guys have gone left and then
taken another left to go back in the direct general direction you
guys were coming from. But it seems to go deeper into
into somewhere. And as you come up to AY
intersection, the north, if you will, the metal tunnels gotten a
lot more pipes and it's gotten a little bit warmer in the areas
that you're standing in now. And the left or to the
northwest, from your perspectives, seems to be
another door. And it's got to be since it's
the way that it's wrapping. It would almost have been in a
circle back to where you guys had come from, you would
suspect. And the to the right would be,
you know, a a different direction.
It seems to be there's more corridors that way too.
And there's been a couple locked doors as you're walking through
the corridor too, off to the left and right side, all metal.
OK, well I guess I turn to Ezra to see.
Like do we run past like a door that we should have tried to go
through or be headed in the right direction?
What? What do I smell?
Where? Where's the smell the strongest
coming from my left and right? Right.
So this seems to be some sort of pathway because you can tell
that as you've come up to this point here, the the path is a a
bit stronger, the smell is a bit stronger and it seems to go
along this route. So you're catching that it it's
a well more travel than where you guys were just at to both
the left and the right currently.
Both both smell good. Which one smells more like
creature? They both do.
It's almost. Like it had more corridors,
right? Let's go down that one.
Yeah. Which way, Ezra?
There's a door. What?
Yep, Ezra's. Ezra's.
Trying to figure out which which way to work here.
Where does it smell the strongest?
Straight or to my left. Oh, you got to the next
intersection just around the corner there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. When Franklin said I'm bringing
my skeletons out, what does that mean?
Did I miss that? Yeah, no.
So I apologize. I should have said let into some
of that too, but I was reading some other things.
I'm guessing that means you brought the goblin skeletons out
Franklin to Are you doing some things?
Animated skeletons? Are these just like like
classroom skeletons hanging on like strings?
No, these are two animated skeletons that are whose bones
seem not clean. But I'll go up to mommy too and
be like, hey, Bobby, Bobby, can you pick me up?
And I pick you up. Yeah, I'm gonna look through my
familiar eyes and scout a head even for it.
Like different directions while we travel but I can't walk while
I do that. I can do that.
OK, so I'll like his. Arms up and he goes uppies.
So mommy's going to pick up Franklin from behind and hold
him up like Simba. His eyes go black and then
suddenly erupting from his entire body, the swarm leaving
just a skeleton Franklin behind. And I will scout forward with
the in the in the opposite direction, trying to get into
little cracks and crevices and gain additional information
while we go versus like going a different direction.
No, I'm just trying to get like as we go.
He all my bugs are trying to crawl into holes and stuff to
get a picture of what's around us to try to like.
You see, you're doing a real primitive type of like LIDAR
scan, except for with that instead of using lasers, we're
using bugs. Yeah, OK.
Did we get a? Did we get a grand?
Am poofing into existence here too.
Oh, oh, hello. I just.
Got hey? See, I told you.
Skeletons will stay behind as a rear defence.
Oh, OK, OK, I was going to say. So where did the?
Skeletons as you as you're, you know, getting the skeletons out
towards the back here. Let's see you look back to to
you the sea and Grand Am poofs into existence.
Grand AM today. Come on.
Grand am right?
We're in a hurry. Oh shit, yeah, I was just
looking at the first. Yeah.
Grand AM fits at home here too. I would.
But yes, he does. Grand Am has.
It has no alignment other than. Chaotic.
Yes, chaotic. He's not even chaotic neutral.
Running. So yeah, the.
Question did how did we get XP last session?
You should see see it in in the evil Cam yes.
I don't think you levelled up from it.
If I remember correctly, I think you're still at 4, but you do
find yourself. Oh sorry, you're at 7:00.
What I don't that one looks like the the yeah, the execution of
Ogrimach really helped you guys out there too.
Like the the plan with Ogrimach. But you you find yourself in a
metal corridor lined with tubes or pipes, all metal as well.
The the walls you're realizing are probably LED as you're kind
of getting there and you're hearing your companions yelling
after you to hurry up. What were you going to ask
there, Rick? Josh, is that a door in front of
Ezra? That you're looking off to the
right or South? I'm I'm following V, is V
looking at a door? At oh, where you pinged there
that is Ash, Sorry. Yeah, and Ash is is looking at a
door. Another door.
Operation for missile. Seems to be.
Wait, should we not investigate it?
I mean, Ezra tried. We tried last time.
Ezra just finds brute force to be the answer to doors.
No, we should, we should look, we should look at it, see if
there's any like traps or anything.
Is there a lock on the door? It looks to be similar to the
door that wasn't that was broken down as you guys came in, which
has a reminiscent to you anyways, of a ship's helm in the
center of it and no visible handles or key holes or anything
like that. Open Sesame.
It does not budget. Damn.
I feel like Ezra, Ezra, Ezra's behind everybody just kind of
spinning around in circles, like please let me hit it, please let
me hit it, please let me hit me, please let me, please, please.
I wanted to investigate the door and I rolled A12.
OK. How are you investigating?
Do you want to you want to tell? Me, I am reaching out very
gingerly to touch it with my hands to see if I can notice
any. Like if I feel anything off I
guess magical or as if it is locked or loose or anything.
I will also investigate. OK.
And I was. So you're trying?
Door's door. So you're trying to, you're
trying to grab the only thing that looks like it's moving, I
would guess. And it seems to be the ship's
helm looking thing and it it, it moves a little bit but then
immediately jerks to a stop. You can feel as if it's being
held in place somehow. Warren, would you like to tell
me how you are investigating? I like like feel the like seams
of the door to see if I can notice anything.
I don't know whatever they do in those like spy movies when
they're trying to open a safe. You know exactly.
What I'm saying? You want you.
Want immediately what I meant? You're the MI your.
Mission Impossible. Music.
So you're ear is to the side of it or your ear is to the door
and you're kind of like leaning up against it, tracing around
the sides, looking for a way, some other way to activate
something. You don't find anything out of
do so around the edges. But as you're standing back up
and you're seeing Ash struggle with the helm sort of looking
device, the wheel in the center of the door.
You, you. Your ear catches a clicking
noise from the inside of the door as she is trying to wiggle
it. I press my head up against it,
against the door, and go spin it the other way.
I spin it the other way. I spin it slowly.
I don't jerk it real hard. It start, it starts to spin a
little bit farther than the other side before it stops again
with clicking on the inside. I seem to have come down with a
bit of not existing for a little while.
Would somebody please fill me in?
Breaking into Kai Shed's house. We found a door.
I wonder. Is there is there a keyhole that
I could lock pick it? It does not seem to be any sort
of hole. Is there any sort of like
numerical markings on the wheel? No.
I speak. Friend.
Maybe it opens. Are we?
Trying. To be soft it it does not.
The. Labs already got off right over
here. All right, I cast Knock.
I speak friend and elvish. OK, so you cast knock on it, you
said there oust. Yes.
Which trying to remember the exact phrasing.
I know it unlocks doors. Choose an object that you can
see within range. The object can be a door, a box
of chest, a set of manacles, a padlock, anything with a lock on
it. A target that is held shut by a
mundane lock or that is stuck or barred becomes unlocked, unstuck
or unbarred. If the object has multiple
locks, only one of them is unlocked.
If you choose a target that is held shut by arcane lock, that
spells suppressed for 10 minutes, during which the time
the target can be opened and shut normally.
Appreciated so a. Loud knock, audible from as far
away as 300 feet, emanates from the object.
Oh shit. So you.
I caught the same time. I was told the alarm is already
going on. You do you have a a way that
you're casting it to? Is it verbal and semantic I'm
guessing? Yeah, it is one action, verbal.
Please say open sesame, please. Open Sesame.
Oh, you're asking like, no, he's yeah, it has a verbal component.
I'm just saying that cuz cuz that's the first thing I get
what I want when I when I walked up to the door.
I have not. I'm just saying frankly, the.
Way that I want to role play Boust, it would be more of a
like MacGyver as he's blowing up the lock situation but there
isn't a lock to blow up so. So you you say open sesame after
everyone else has tried their phrases and everyone hears the
audible that come through. Just Nope, knocking the sound.
I just imagine, just imagine. It's like the Netflix sound.
You can hear. Everyone.
Everyone can hear as well, though you do hear with your ear
pressed up against it. Warren Ace and you see Ash as
you're trying to wiggle it back and forth the, the, the door or
the, the wheel rather just spins in in a couple different
directions before landing on a particular spot.
And that that's what you guys hear and see and feel.
Does it or does not swing open or anything?
But did Ezra hear unlocked? I push on the door.
Nothing happens. Warren loudly exclaims.
God damn. It pull it, it's a pool.
It's a pool door. It's not a push, it's a pull.
I pull on the door. It swings in.
I know how to open those guys. I'm totally an adventurer.
I waltz in like I know what I'm doing, Warren.
Stop. To inspect the now open door.
I don't inspect it, I just lost. It.
Those are bolts in. As it swings in, everyone roll
me a Wisdom save. Great, smart people so.
Probably wise, No, I haven't had a wise ball.
You're within 10 feet of me. You get a + 2 to see your save.
I got a six. Oh.
Oh OK. So that means I have 1620. 3 for
me. Finally I roll good. 18 + 2.
Nice, nice. Franklin.
Don't be. Yeah, we're forward.
You're you're now within the range of everybody, or you were
before the sun. I'll move myself, sorry my
skeletons stay somewhat behind us.
Just keeping an eye out behind us for backstabbers.
Everyone that rolled below the 18, you feel a stabbing pain in
your minds. Oh wow this isn't new ow.
Oh, it's the well we're going after the fucking Oh God Dang
it, I am level 7. I'm going to die.
Is that cause is? It a sharp, Is it a sharp?
Is it a sharp pain or is it like?
I got to. Be like a throbbing or.
And so everyone feels that pain. Actually, I, I, I apologize, but
everyone that got the 18 and below it it it abates very
quickly, whereas everyone else kind of feels that pain start to
turn into a wiggle side of their mind.
How does this how does this relate to the Ring of Mind
shielding? I'm immune to any magic that
allows creatures to read my thoughts, know my alignment,
know my creature type, communicate.
Let's see. OK, no, nevermind, that doesn't
work on this. I'm.
Sorry, this is the no, no, no, no.
It's a good thought because it it is mind related, but it is
not those things that you read off to me while I'm bouncing
around. It was if you if you must know a
spell called Mindspike. I fucking love Mindspike.
It's the best divination spell because Expert Divination lets
you get bell fonts back if you cast a divination spell, and
Mindspike's the only attack. Offensive divination, yeah.
And so for those of you that got the, this isn't even the map
that I want think anyways. Yeah, no, this one, this is the
map I want. For those of you that succeeded,
you took half damage from that. So like I said, the spiking
sensation still felt in your mind, but you didn't get the
wriggling sensation. Those of you that I'll just send
it in chat so you can read it too display.
Display. Trying to bounce around over
here. This map.
Oh, that was the wrong one. I was looking at that one.
I was like I was. Like, no, that's not the same.
There it is. OK, I.
Mean that doesn't sound like it would be too.
You reach into the mind of one creature you can see within
range. The target must make a Wisdom
saving throw, taking 3D8 psychic damage on a failed save, or half
as much on a successful one. It was only 10.
Was there what I what? Was I?
There's one creature that you can see.
At higher levels, when you cast this spell using a spell slot of
third level or higher, the damage increases by 1D8 for each
slot level above second, so. Right.
So I would argue only one of us. Unless there's more than one
enemy in there. Unless.
There's more than one enemy. Or this is a pre?
Set of the triggered. Spell.
Well. So to that point, as you're
walking through the door and you're examining it, Warren, you
notice glyphs lining the edge of the jam.
Yeah. OK.
Oh God, is this me? Is this my character?
This is what I would do. Franklin, stop this.
It hurts. Oh this isn't like the wizard
version me would do. Just set up just intricate traps
layered on top of each other. I.
Probably don't. Have a sandwich because there's
GIFs in the jam now the. Doors.
No, not that. I while holding my head, just I
guess stumble because you said it was 10 damage, right?
Yep. All right.
I can't. OK, there it goes.
I just moved the everybody's view over to the map that you
should be on so. Right.
Everything I see. I'm.
Here for lunch. OK, there there I am.
I. For oh, we took.
I mistook those anvils for cruise missiles.
We took 10 points of damn. Quick grab them.
If you if you if you failed the save which was 18, but if you
succeeded it was half only 5, OK.
Got it. I got so caught up in the spell
I forgot to take the damage. No worries, because also to
explain as you guys are coming out through the doorway and
feeling this pain as you're as the door swings open, a familiar
voice in your mind, Ash, because even though you you succeeded,
he's already been let in. You think you succeeded anyways,
right? No, you got a 14.
I apologize, but so Baltazar and Franklin and mommy still do not
hear this voice in their head, but it goes.
It just kind of leans in with the oh, you've survived.
While I'm still holding my head, I kind of just speak out and I
was like, yeah, I'm a survivor. And then I get another Nosebleed
because I'm like, man, that was a good song.
But I don't know why I know. That, like I said, all Ezra says
is I'm here for lunch. And, well, you might be here for
lunch, but I I think you owe me a coin or you're going to feel
another one of those Lovely. Here's 2 coins.
Now where's lunch? There's 2 coins.
He poops out 2 coins. Recommend the lava.
When? Did you eat your coins?
I mean, when I transform it, it, it goes with the body.
So it's at my discretion how it comes out.
So I poop out 2 coins. OK, they're your coins, he
thought. They're like chocolate coins.
And you, you see the coins disappear in a in a flash.
Not like I have to handle them. I have people for that.
Now you show me where lunch is. Well, that wasn't the bargain,
but you are back at the church, which you seem to enjoy eating
some of my followers, which I did squirrel some of those away
before that from some of the other sects and such too.
But yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't know what to tell you.
You could also just keep going to the fire elementals and die
there too. That'd be great.
I reach into my bag and pull out a single gold coin and I'm like,
is this what you mean? Who the hell are we talking to?
I don't know. They're just talking to
themselves. I think we should keep moving
guys. I turn around and I look at you
guys and I'm like, I think I might be insane.
So it's fine. And I looked at it, Bob, and I'm
like Bob, have I got insane? Warren Piper.
Yeah, you're insane. But that's not what we're
dealing with right now. Yeah, there's a voice in our
heads, I'm guessing. Oh.
It sounds like you know him. Does anything happen with the
coin that I'm holding? Probably as you.
As you pick it up, you feel inclined to put your hand up to
your head, which you seem to have done in the past too, and
the the coin shimmers and disappears.
Wait. I look at the coin, did that go
to Kaishet or to like Kaishet's people?
I'm going to cast locate object on the coin to try to locate
where he is in this area. So you you cast it at the
instant where her hand is going up to her head.
Is that verbal and semantic? Verbal, semantic, and material.
The you forked twig you have your you you have your casting
focus, which I don't remember what it is.
I can use multiple things, I have just been.
I've been just using my familiar like a bug, OK?
I'm just waving a dire cricket around.
Hocus pocus. But what is?
Is that what you say and you wave wave around or?
I'm gonna find you, that's what I say.
Oh, OK. I love these Adventure Time ass
goblins venture. Time I can display this spell
too. Anyway, I'm going to go
investigate this Forge Torque Church.
Yeah. So as you're casting that, if
you want to display it too for my reference, I I think it
points you in a direction and it points you in the direction you
realize where Warren and Voltas are are headed.
Oh hey guys, I point in that direction.
I'm pretty sure he's that way. Still don't know who we're
hunting? Let's go say hello.
Wait, did you go? He's that way.
Yeah. Oh, as a Yeah.
As you're walking into the into the church Warren, you hear a
Ting Ting Ting and see coins landing on what looks like to be
a into a wishing well of sorts in the center of the church from
the ceiling or yes. So anyone have?
So for the record, Monet is hanging out inside the door and
thinks that you're all psycho for entering a room that like as
soon as the door opens, everybody got headaches.
Like what is wrong with you people?
So mommy is like doesn't want to abandon the the party and your
mommy very much wants to be with the party, but mommy is like
staying as close to the exit as possible, like 1 foot in one
foot out kind of being like guys.
Guys. I'm still in your arms.
Most of the. Time I have a headache.
This is just. Yeah, I'm assuming Franklin
jumped down. I'm still hanging out with you.
I'm nuzzled in. OK, yeah, this is nice.
Yeah. So Mama is very, very SUS of
this whole situation. And just like, what are you
people doing? Like fuck party.
Like party. Stop being suicidal party.
Yeah, this guy is gonna be a huge trap guy and we're just
running dead. You guys, that's how you beat
loud, right? Ash your face to them until
they're gone. That's.
How you die. That's probably how you got
here, Warren. No, I only got crazy after I got
to hell. Oh, so you think?
Do we even know ourselves? Oh no, I was still a Dick before
Hell, but I only became psycho after.
Oh so. I definitely like deserve to be
here but but for none of the reasons why I've lately.
Into the church after you see the coins and your nipples
become elated as you walk in a flamboyantly dressed, you can
only guess preacher or you know holy figure marches across from
from the center of the room briskly over towards you and
stands. I could tenley feet 10 feet away
from you but it says you have to you have to swear fealty to Kai
Shen to pass this threshold or there will be consequences.
I don't set the rules, but you know later I can promise you a
drink. So I still don't know what a.
Kai Shen is. And, and you hear everyone
around you chanting the the the phrase, the phrase.
And he gestures to them to insinuating that you should
repeat after them of more always more wealth flows to the worthy,
and I am worthy. How good It's a cult.
I might agree with that statement, but who's Kai Shen?
Warren's played dumb 'cause he. Oh well, you must be new
adventurer to this level. Well, he's the God of wealth and
we worship him. Yeah, Josh from behind, from
behind them. They, they, they start here,
Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.
And Ezra going to eat him. He's just going to eat him.
He's. Eating now Baltosaur is just
going to step out of the way. Yeah, I kind of turned left
towards Mimi and Franklin after I heard what they were saying,
and I just see him just bolt right past me.
Oh yeah, as we're going. Lunch, Plunge.
Lunch. So Yep.
Does he look like the pimp in the bottle?
Oh, lunch, Lunch. Who are you, by the way?
Apparently his name is Lunch. No, no.
Sprinting his pronouns his his yes, his his pronouns are was in
lunch. All right, my time 3035.
Oh well. I could just do this.
I don't know why I'm doing this to myself.
Always forget going to forget that this is a thing.
New Sprint. Oh shit, I got to move my screen
back out a little bit. What's your?
What's your is it is in that form.
Is it 80 or is it is it 60? It's 60.
In that form. Dang, you would get it.
Like right behind Warren. You get a second to react.
Warren, as you hear as lunch, lunch, lunch, and Alan's
clinking on the the, the stone behind you.
And you, yeah, you're hearing that repeatedly coming closer to
you as you look over your shoulder.
I was like, thanks for explaining to me while you
explain it to him. And I like take a sidestep and
like, like extend my arm. Shut up.
One of my companions. Ginger.
No baby, sorry, my cat. You take a take a step to the
side and Ezra you come barreling out at the pin preacher with him
having no time to react. As soon as he runs past me, I'm
going to charge the goblin that's closest to me.
Chaos. Chaos.
Let it. Ensue.
Oh OK, yes I'll go back to that encounter you would get the
surprise around so you guys could still roll to hit and
such. Yep.
No, not that. This one.
There we go. Sorry, I'm going to have to
learn how to replay my character for a second.
I. Forget.
You're good. Don't forget the nipples.
What's this about nipples? So it'll be what's that?
1717. To eat him 7.
That's your. Time.
I'm assuming by that you mean like the to attack?
To attack, Yes, you're open. You're unhinging your jaw to
where are you aiming for you? Just need to swallow the meat
the the the meatiest part on him, the Dick swing.
Low. I mean, I'm a direwolf.
How big is how big is he compared to me?
He's very small so he's only like 3 feet tall.
Yeah, but God is. Known for having huge meat,
right? Maybe.
Remind me what it was again that you just rolled?
I forget. I didn't see any change there,
so that hits. You look delicious.
Let's see my Bella, Bella. Make those back ribs.
Baby back. Ribs.
So 99 damage because you know, I have I haven't activated the
other ability that Ezra has that takes a bonus action
Unfortunate. But yeah, 9 damage because I I
took the savage savage claws. So that would have added if I
would have activated it another D10 of damage, but I didn't.
So it's only 9 piercing as he just eats.
OK. Average clause.
Is it savage clause? Hold on.
See. Santa Claus.
Oh no, it's real good movie, but why do I need?
So many. Directions.
Oh Dang, I should I should. No, it's a it's an action to
it's an action to make it happen.
It's called primal savagery. It's a can trip and it does an
extra 3D ten damage when I do attacks on people.
OK, You want to roll that? Yeah.
Did you roll that damage already?
Then you're. Staying yeah yeah, no, I, I
didn't, I didn't activate it. So he's only taking 9, but he's
definitely in the jaws and I'm like rambling I'm like got my
head like like a dog with with a bone.
I'm I'm literally tossing him around while I'm chewing on him.
Nom nom nom nom. Man, it's been a while since he
ate. We should feed him more often.
No, this aggression is good. Duly noted.
That to get this this. Get.
Him eat the wolf. Get him.
OK. Fuck him up you get.
Are you from the bottom then? Yeah, sure.
You you barrel into him knocking him off his feet and just open
your jaw swing it up with his feet going down your goal at
first before you chomp down with him hanging out the end of your
your maw and him screaming with his arms flailing.
My Dick. My.
Dick and yeah, do you want to roll your attacks your your
surprise attacks, Warren? Do I have time to ignite my
sword? It has.
I just have to say Ignite I. Think it was a bonus action,
which is still acceptable. All right.
I I can't can't recall specifically right.
Off the head. And I get a 10.
By Yeah. So 17 I don't think I can add
anything to that. That'll hit.
OK, so it's that plus I have to do some other shit.
Do that thing. Do that thing.
Because I have to add my Brute because I'm going to use that.
So 1D four, so 2. And it was on fire, so 2D6O
barbecue. Oh wait.
Fuck I hate how this shows up in there but not over there.
I mean, I see a bunch of roles. Yeah, OK, so nevermind just but
just add 2 to that first group of roles.
So. It'll be 1 total, so 7 + 4 is 11
+ 2 is 13. How?
Do you want to kill the guy? Oh.
Once why just head and then just like head comes off?
OK, clean swipe cauterize. He he was making it out just
before you were starting to make a sound in taking air like and
then when you slash through his throat, you hear a satisfying.
Also, is this a Pew? Is a Pew out of QQ though?
Could I? Could I hide behind it?
Yes. So you're taking.
Cover, stay the rest. Well, yeah, I kind of like, just
like fall behind it and I put my hood back up.
You saw nothing. To get full cover, I get it.
Yeah, I'm going to need everyone to roll initiative where we're
at in Seoul. Right, my best role that.
Than me by the door. Yeah, my disability you can just
keep. Skipping your return, I just.
It will need to know when it falls if you decide to start
somebody's. Like mommy has an invisibility
cloak, are you wearing it? I'm even.
Am I technically being carried? Yep.
By nothing. Yeah, you're just putting,
you're just hovering. It looks like a flight.
You can just pretend, yeah, that you're invisible and that people
can all. Right, so one.
Pretend that you're magical and you're hovered.
That's fine. Oh, you.
Feel like it's bad? Who?
21 Natty 20. Oh yeah, you guys.
Born 21. There, there's some of them
coming through. No, no.
Yeah, Warren, you just saw the rest of that goblin just go down
the wolf. I'm.
Yum. How big are those jaws?
It Big Mom. Now.
He a big. Boy would you get Vimira.
So I'm not jumping back and forth here, baby, no.
Sorry I was muted. I got all 11.
No. It's normal man.
This is happening a lot. I think we should see a doctor.
I think we have, I think we have hell cancer.
I think that's what it is. Hell.
Cancer. It's the worst kind.
We have hell cancer. Oh. 20 I looked at the wrong
person there. Also known as herpagonosyphilis.
Is there a reason you have advantage on initiative roles?
Is that on purpose, Franklin? Yes, I have a Sentinel shield.
Syphilitis. E Oh, OK, so that's.
Grants me advantage on initiative roles and grants me
more passive perception. That's why he sees things.
He's watching. And it's what you're telling me.
He has advantage on initiative. He sees things and he's
floating. Are you?
Yeah, Oh well. And.
Well known for his advantage on initiative.
Yes, yes, Franklin is definitely.
His advantage just does roll very well.
OK, so we've got Franklin going first with a bunch of goblins
after that. Fuck.
Yeah. Oh, Franklin is served.
Franklin is going to hop off of hop out of Mama's arms.
I assume my mount is following her because that's what, well I
guess technically I wouldn't have had to get picked up by
her, but I will mount. If you're talking Ferdinand,
he's in a in a poker ball currently.
Oh, is he OK? Yeah, you can fit in the
tunnels. You're that you?
Guys. Oh, that's right.
It's Frank. What would it Knight?
At some point he has a map and shield.
Yep. Oh fuck.
Basically a Dark Knight for a Death Knight.
Sorry. Is it an how would I get him
out? Is it an action, bonus action,
etcetera? I got to look that up.
Let's put. It I would assume you have him
at the ready, kind of like you would for like a sword.
And I've always, I've I've said that look, those are like she's
and those are bonus actions. Sure.
I will pull out the bowl and I will pull back, throw and I say
I choose you Ferdad, and then Ferdinand will come out.
And everyone, Please wait. I I now choose you, Ferdad, I
legally, distinctly choose you. A giant dire cricket.
A giant dire cricket will appear.
I will mount it along with my skeletons and then the dire
cricket will use its action to move and then leap forward into
the room with all of the goblins.
Say let's get a big boy. So.
I like the idea that every time we do that like like world like
altering, like knowledge thing that like if you do it fast
enough, it's not just like a Nosebleed.
Like at this point, Warren's like coughing on blood.
So it had a 80 foot jump action as well as 40 feet movement.
So 120 I think should get me well within this room.
Oh yeah, yeah, you'd be, you'd be in there.
So as soon as I land I will use my action to cast fear as I jump
in and I say Boo. With your with your skin
writhing and your eyes turning black and missing as well.
The eyes turning black is a bonus action, so I will not do
that this turn. Oh, OK, OK, OK.
But I will cast fear and that will be a higher third level
spell Fear there it is cast on VTT 30 foot cone and then I need
everyone to make ADC 15 wisdom save.
Or wait, no 16 cone. I'm I'm gonna say yeah and let
me position myself. So a 30 foot cone. 10/20/30
10:20 I'm trying to get as many of these goblins as I can.
So it might need to be like 10/20/30.
So like right here I think would hit all of them except for this
one guy 2030. We're getting some feedback from
either Warren. OK, that'll be close enough.
So it'll be a Wisdom saves. Oh yeah, you're good.
And. From 1234. 679 Seven. 12 I'm
just going to roll once for them all and make it make my life
easier, and they're not very wise. 13 They will fail, and
they are all now frightened of me.
I'll use the rest of my movement to 10 if I have 10 to center
myself between the mall as a radiant aura or a necrotic aura
flows off of me. Anyone within 10 feet of me at
the start of their turn will take damage as well as lose the
ability to move. Does that include allies?
No. Repeat to him.
So and being within 10 feet of me for allies grants my allies
stuff. So stay close to me if you want
bonuses and and and and advantage on attacks and stuff
like that. Oh.
Have you told me if you want to live Warren's?
Eyeballs cup with thee. If you want lunch.
I got you, you Ferdinand too. That that should be under that
you're on and have control. Over.
That will be the end of my turn because that was bonus action
movement and an action from me and from my thing.
Oh, my familiar I guess will hold its reaction to attack
anyone trying to attack me. OK.
And then that'll be my turn. Oh wait, no, two skeletons +4 to
hit will attack two of the. They're not near you though.
OK, I will have them move forward to attempt to get in
within range at some point. I don't know how much they move.
Let me find out. It's probably just 30.
If I were it might. I mean, unless you're having
them Sprint, which, you know, obviously 60.
I'll have them Sprint and get into the get into the doorway or
like on the onto the stairs. OK, so they're not.
Or maybe like here if this is like a stair going up so that
they can get some cover. Oh, so you want them off to the
side of the stair is what you're.
Saying, yeah, they're gonna like, poke up and down and like,
take pot shots next turn. OK, so now I'm done.
And we have a bunch of goblins who spend all of their turn and
movement just running the. Fuck away from all of this.
Oh, they can't. Anyone within 10 feet can't
move. OK, so that's what I I was
thinking. Fear was the thinking about.
It's fear combined with the combined with my crusader
ability which is a 10 foot aura which freezes everyone in place
who's afraid of me. I'm.
Going to draw a circle so I remember that too.
Yeah, and I'll edit my guy. I'll just give myself an aura.
Oh, that'll work too. OK, so it would be worn up next
with Ash on deck? Sorry, I didn't mean to roll
that. That was a mistake.
I misclicked on my character sheet.
Can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you, Chan.
Yeah, all right. Yeah, sorry.
No worries. I'm used to having mic issues.
When no one responds, I'm like, can they hear me?
Am I losing their mind? Oh my God.
Oh God, I don't. Get the voices in my head again
or just I'm just my friend. Because I, I went when, when
Franklin said stay with me if if you want to survive, I was like,
follow me if you want to live. And I said Warren's eyeball
slowly, like, melts out of his. Head should melting.
Occur. No.
I got a question. I might have an answer.
I guess they're mostly dead at this point anyway.
This like big ball of fire in front of me.
Is that like a like full of like liquid or is that like just like
a fire like a fire? OK, Yep, Yeah, there we go.
We paint at the same time. It looks like there is something
molten inside of it that is creating the fire, besides
things that are burning on top of the molten stuff.
How? How is it like sitting?
Is it like a solid stone structure or could like I tip it
over? It's a solid stone structure.
So it's, it's, it's full of some sort of molten liquid up to like
probably about say 3 feet. And then there's a fire across
the whole diameter of like 10 feet.
But it's pretty darn heavy. Yeah.
And it might. Break.
Only one way to find out I guess.
Fuck is it like a bowl on like 4 legs?
It's not a bowl on 4 legs. It is rounded, but the legs are
worked into the stone structure. Yeah, that's what, but I mean
like it's like it's like elevated and then there's like 4
legs underneath it like a table. It's.
Not so it's not. Like sitting on 4 legs, like 4
legs are a part of it but like it's elevated off the ground
because of the legs. Not much, no.
It's like it might be honestly it's more on the ground.
Like the bottom of it is on the ground, but it's you're guessing
it has to be something magical to keep the stones around it
from not also being really hot. No, I was wondering if if I
break one of the legs if it would tip over.
And a way to find out. Can't really make it to any of
them. I'm in like I'm like hidden,
right? Like I'm stealth.
Oh yeah. It doesn't seem like anyone's
paying attention to you. Currently, all of the goblins
are staring directly at Franklin with fear in their eyes.
I'm going to take a swing at the front of the ball.
OK. It's going to be good.
What do I want to hit it with? I guess just by sword.
It's going to break. I don't care the sword.
I thought for a second, oh, it was.
I'm going to hit it with a spicy word.
I. Had spicy.
That was it was so close to a dad, 20.
It's still pretty darn good with a 21 all.
All of the goblins too that you see are probably grabbing their
heads. It seems like as if something's
trying to be ripped out of them, but you strike the side of it no
problem. If you want to roll damage, I.
Didn't. OK, that's weird it it rolled
damage on the last one but not in that one.
Just to fuck with you. And I'm going to use brute, so
I'm going to add AD 4 to that, so it would be 7 plus 29.
Your sword seems to come against a little bit of magical
resistance. You feel kind of under your, I
didn't know if that popping sun came through, but that bit of a
pop as you strike struck at it, which would be one of your
charges on it, just FYI. And it sinks pretty deep into
the leg but doesn't cleave all the way through it.
And your sword is now inside of the stone, but it seems like you
can kind of pull it out as you you just had to wig a little bit
and you're about halfway through you it look, you see.
Do I have to use a bonus action to attack again or?
It's still attached, so that's up to you if you want to.
I mean, do I have to use a bonus action to pull it out?
No, no, no. Like I said, you kind of just
you kind of just like on the on the backswing just kind of
wiggled a bit more. All right, I swing again.
All right, go ahead and swing. This can't this can't possibly
go wrong. Right.
Even closer to that net 20 with a 22.
Time 2 Or do I have to do that again?
You have to do that again. I'm going.
To add another D4 to that because I can.
I love the brute archetype. So useful 14.
And you feel a nice satisfying as your strike.
It's true to where you struck before, only just making a
little bit extra stone off and that part where you've cleaved
through nice and straight it. Falls.
Incrementally until it like because you've only chopped off
a piece of stone basically and it kind of just like tilts now
the. Whole thing.
Awkwardly, yeah, awkwardly towards that direction that
you're cutting because it it was only like the width of your
sword that you were cutting with.
So if you can imagine it kind of just like put it off balance
right now it went. Oh, so like the leg?
It's still like sitting on the leg, it's just no longer like
attached. Yes, yeah.
Is this a bowl of molten fire you're whacking at?
Yes. OK.
They will burn because I said so.
I'll be eaten. They don't taste better.
Spicy. I don't think I can do anything
else. I'm going to walk back now.
I'm going to walk forward. OK.
And I'm how tall is this? Like Fountain?
It's coming in probably about knee high, about a couple feet
off the ground at the base up towards the center.
It does raise up a bit more for where the actual fountain
starts, probably to about four feet total.
There's like steps up to it. I'm going to get behind it and
I'm going to Crouch. OK, that's probably for the
work. Yeah, you can.
If you're just crouched, you've got get full cover from
depending upon which direction. OK, so then we've got Ash and
some some other creatures and then Faust.
So what you doing Ash? So from where I'm standing,
well, I guess I'm not facing in the right direction, but I was
going to say, from where I'm standing, could I see what
Warren was doing? No, because each one of these
steps are like, yeah, we'll see. They're like they're, they're
big. They're a little bit bigger than
like a, your average step. Just for simplicity's sake, I'm
just going to say a foot 234. So the, the, the church is up
like like the, the floor of the church is up like 4 feet in the
air. So, and you're only like 4 feet
something. So getting an angle from that
perspective into that direction, you probably didn't actually see
that. OK.
But upon like hearing the commotion in there that I turn
back and I'm going to move up the stairs.
I thought you meant turn back down the hallway.
No weapon. Nope, going to go back up the
stairs and look around to see what's going on.
So you move up the stairs and you get a picture.
Probably probably can't see Warren, who you know has gotten
to this room somewhere. I'm gonna see Snake.
Snake. But you can see Ezra tromping
down on a goblin with its and almost swallowing it completely
there with the other goblins staring at fear at Franklin
riding on Ferdinand. I'm not sure exactly.
Never did describe like how your.
Position besides being on Ferdinand, but I assume it's
like angrily everybody there. Position.
What do you mean? Like your stance, like your your
your dead general demeanor. That's what I was trying to
describe I guess. Oh, he's fully standing on his
on Ferdinand's back, Big. Held in place by bugs that are
holding on to the thing. So he looks like he's just like
standing on top of a horse, like looking down and with an air of
conquest, whatever that means. I looked out out of you.
You shall feed by Skeletid monster.
Walking in and seeing all this, I'm like, oh damn, shit is going
down. I look between Franklin and
Ezra. I waved cheerily.
Hi. Hold on, how far away are you?
I'm going to cast a bardic or cast.
I'm going to use bardic inspiration on Ezra, just seeing
what he's doing over there. And I'm like, oh God damn, who's
a good fucking murder machine? You keep it up and enjoy this
goblin buffet showing a Bartok inspiration.
And. Then I'm going to use Cunning
Action to hide in between the wall and this bench temporarily.
Because I take it I can also see this creature right here?
Or is this a statue? Do you see it kind of starting
to move maybe? OK, yeah.
So I'm going to use cutting action to hide between the wall
and this bench here, and that's going to be it for my turn.
All right, going to these folks real quick.
Yeah. So I just wanted to make sure
similar things start to happen that kind of ring some bells for
some people. And oh, I actually need to grab
them from the other app still, Dang it.
One second intermission. But as a description, while I'm
doing it, you see this statues 1 outside and one inside start to
move and click and were as if with machine noise.
And the one on the outside, we'll start there.
I'll put it on the right layer though, OK?
Moves from its position just on the on the side of the steps
onto the steps and ready's a smashing blow upon the closest
thing, which seems to be the the goblins in its wing, the goblin
skeletons. Oh no.
It's all right. Rest in peace, goblins.
Finally. They soaked an attack.
Perfect. And it brings down it's hammer
on one for a 24 to hit. Yeah, that's what that is.
And then 19 damage assuming that obliterates it.
More than enough to kill this goblin.
It just looks up and it goes and then whack.
And does something similar to the one next to it.
I'm guessing you didn't see the damage yet with 21 damage and a
27 hit. So you just see Boust, these two
skeletal creatures turn to dust under its hammer, and as it
readies and turns towards you. Meanwhile, on the inside of the
church, the one at the end of the hall there.
We go. I think he stepped away too, so
he doesn't even know the danger that he's in.
Danger, danger. Walks up to the anvil and
strikes it to repetitive strikes and from the center of the pool
you start to see it bubble with water and out from the center of
it you see a head specifically you wore to our keen to notice
this folding liquid that's flowing out from the from around
you and the pedestal that you're standing on up towards the
center of the pool, going into the what looks like into the
fountain and then coming up with a head that's larger than as
large as the statues. This head is so it's like 4040
feet in in height and in centered in the position center
point of the church. And it just says, you guys
really can't stop yourselves, can you?
You need to make another bargain.
Or shall I let the the creatures here keep going?
I, I'm pretty sure at this point they're, they're on autopilot.
I, I, I could cancel their programming.
I mean, they're, yeah, they're attacks, but it would, it would
take a while. As as as you would.
Need more and I would need more incentive than just you want it
as I'm pretty sure. I'd like to see how they do, how
they fare against you. I agree.
Let's keep going. All.
Right. So by me then, I'm just here for
the show. And then it would be Faust's
turn if you're back. So there is a giant statue with
an arm reach of me. Yep, that you may have missed
but it had just crushed. We'll fix this little thing here
too. Use this crushed these two
skeletons to dust that we're outside next to you.
And then Josh. And had.
We had learned. Strike towards you the hammer
that it's using. Go ahead, Sorry.
I just wanted to question. We had learned as a group at
some point that these constructs were weak against bludgeoning,
right? Yep.
Yeah. I don't know if there was
another one or not. Another construct or.
No, like another thing it was weak against that we had learned
about. I'm trying to remember.
That was the only thing. How high is the ceiling?
Oh, a good like 100 feet up. What is this thing?
1000. Got it.
That's where the head is centered.
Let me see if I can find a good. I've not found a good token in
the past for it, but. Well,
I do believe the prudent. Play here this.
Will do for now. Because I'm going to cast
Thunderstep. What's the distance on that?
I think it's you teleport 30. Yeah, it's misty step but with
damage on the leaving in an AOE around leaving.
OK. So and I can take somebody with
me if they're within 5 feet of me, but nobody is so.
The statue is. Well, yes, but I'm not taking
the. Statue Teleport the statue onto
the statue. I think it has to be willing.
God damn it, let me double check.
Let's just drop one on the other.
That sounds. Like, if it's not willing, I'm
just going to drop it into that lava there.
But I do believe it has to be willing.
One willing creature. Yeah.
So I'm going to go and suddenly be behind Ezra.
OK. And deal it needs to make a con
save, take half damage on pass and I wrote a 20 on the damage.
Oh, that's a good, good, good lay amount.
Let's see here though. Has advantage on saving throws
against magical effects. And what was it again?
The the the saving throw con. Con.
Thank you Do. I have to make one.
I'm guessing the statue is good. With no yeah, yeah, you're
you're you guys all hear a as you see probably a a flash of
light and Faust enter the room. For those that that can see
that, I'm not sure you can completely warn from your
position, but everybody else should be able to see that
pretty easily. Yeah, I think those were both 20
fives. So it's.
A pass pass for half. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which was sorry N OK say this one because he went first
anyways. All right.
Is that your turn or? Is it?
All right, Ezra, is Joltan with mommy on deck?
Oh, they walk, they woke up. Oh, Ezra, bonus action, he's
going to transform into bipedal mode and then action primal
savagery, and he's going to enact that on the stone guy that
just decided to wake up and choose violence because Ezra
chooses violence as well. So.
You're just going. To run, Ezra's going to run and
like Superman, punch this guy because bludgeoning is
bludgeoning. Please let me hit you in the
face. Please let me hit you in the
face 16. Does not hit.
Oh wait, wait, I have a bardic inspiration, right?
Yep, that's what at this level. What is it?
AD 6 Dash. Yeah, it's AD 6.
Alright, roll me an extra D6. Come on.
Sweet little D6. Yeah.
Sorry, no, it's AD 10 'cause I leveled up.
Oh, OK, hold on me. Sorry, sorry.
Roll that, then D10, so 19 to punch him in the face.
Just to clarify, this isn't a magical effect, right?
It's magical in the fact that my damage, if you're overcoming
magical resistance, would be magical in this effect, but the
punch itself is just me. OK, you curse yourself in your
head as you feel your fists slam into the creature to no effect.
Well, honestly, let me read this.
Let me read the spell real quick call.
Let me make sure you read that again.
Reading Magical spells Channel Primal magic.
Oh, it is magic. So yeah, it is.
It is actual magic. OK.
Does they magic punch? It's a magic punch is they're
going to punch him in the face. You're still very angry at the
preacher because it's still. He's had flashbacks of yeah.
No effect. Yeah, you're you're realizing he
must have lied to you. Oh.
But not of his like, not not of his like.
It must have been misinformation on his part.
Like he must have heard that wrong.
And because it was in a zone of truth, I believe too, it was
just one person that like he thought it was true.
That what was true. Ezra's making him.
Mental to.
Eat him. Definitely eat him.
All right, so punching him didn't work Extra tech.
I'll see. Do I have any movement?
Do I have enough movement left? I have 40.
Is he more than 40 away from me right now?
After you ran and punched him. No.
Oh. OK, so yeah, I was wondering if
he I was going to see if I had that movement to draw my weapon
out, like going to hit you now with this, let's see if my big
burning axe does something with it or radiant.
I think it's a radiant axe. It says burning, but it says
radiant. It's got healing things.
That's weird. Why would?
You use radiant damage. I don't know, but it does.
Necrotic is the way to go you. Know right, So punching you
don't, doesn't, does. So wait because it does the the
primal magic does acid is is he immune to acid?
Because this is acid damage coming in.
I I can tell you once you attack.
OK, well I did, that's why I used Bark Inspiration Been a 19
to hit him. Oh, for that 100, sorry, I
thought that's I thought you were asking for this one that
you're coming in with with the now I realize what you're
asking. Apologies.
Yeah, yeah, when I hit him with that acid fist, does the acid do
anything to him? Remind me what you mean by that
too? It's not acid damage, right?
It's something else. The prime yeah.
Primal primal average. He does acid damage.
OK. Yeah, that that part of it does.
Actually. So like your your fist like
hits, but then there's like a bit of the stone that starts to
sizzle over that. I guess.
Let's see all. Right, so he's going to say 24
acid and only six of my bludgeoning from my fist.
He wouldn't take yeah, you wouldn't see that.
So any, any, like even as you struck where the acid was, you
can feel like the that, that you'll know what I mean when I
when I say as if you were trying to strike a board and it doesn't
break as opposed to when it does.
But but does this but does the acid do something to it?
Yes, see it that eating away. He's he's going to forgo to get
in the axe, then he's just going to use his other attack to hit
him with the fist again because both fists are lit up like that.
So it's time it's time to get acid damage or style.
I'm going to punch him in the face.
Happy, happy dog, happy dog time.
And let's see. Oh, I only have one bardic
inspiration. That's sad face.
Yeah, that second one does not. Yeah, it doesn't make it.
I'm sad. Oh, well, he hit him.
He he hit it. It connected.
It, it, it it's hurt. It's all that matter to him.
So, yeah. And that's all Ezra's going to
do. But now he's happy.
He's hurting something. All right then we've got Mommy
just shaking your. Head just please be my
bartender. Please, please be my bartender,
Mommy. Just shaking your heads at your
companions or going in the the tussle.
I'm. Yeah, now we can.
Hello. Can you hear me?
Ah, that was weird. OK.
Oh, yeah. So mommy is still at the door,
right? As much as like it, Mommy is
dying inside, right? Because axes, Right?
I have a chance to use axes. There are things clearly
identified that I could kill but still don't like this room,
right? As soon as the door opened,
headaches abounded and we all took damage.
So I don't trust this room. So I'm gonna like survey the
situation. It seems like the party is in
it. It's still in a good place,
right? Doesn't seem like we're losing
quite yet. Seems like things are OK and mom
is just going to stay under the invisibility cloak. 1 foot out
out of the door. 1 foot in the door waiting to GT.
There is this guy outside. If you want to fight someone
outside, I'm not inside you. Can come help Ezra?
He's having fun. Where are you?
Because you're way down here by the bridge.
Yeah, where is the door? Up here it's.
Not clear to me in here if. If you're talking about the door
to in into like the Chapel area. Yeah, so when the door opened
and we all got headaches. So then you would be next to the
giant machine or the smashy guy, right?
Oh yeah, is this guy active? He.
Just killed Muskellys. Yep, they're over there in dust
piles and Ezra was just attacking giant stone creature
and that was. Yeah, yeah, because I'm still in
in a. OK.
So. Sorry, I thought that's where
the door was. It was unclear to me, so I've
always been at the door. I didn't move.
This was this was actually the door door that you guys came
from down here, just to be clear.
So then that's a question too, because Faust used the his step
ability. He could have brought.
Someone in with them. So that's why I was saying the
door is you might have to zoom out, but it's it's farther down
where you guys were talking that you guys came out of.
Oh, got it. OK, so then yes, I'm back here.
That's why I was confused. I didn't see where the door was
because where I was positioned it looked anyway.
OK, So yeah. So mom is at the door.
Mommy might, like, sneak in to, like, watch party.
Like they're going to be as close to the door while still
being able to view the party, right?
So like, if shit really goes bad, I can, like, run in and do
something. But in general, I'm going to
stay by the door because I want to leave.
All right, that's it. I'm going.
To Mira's coming up here, just some quick was this creature in
this cone? Which?
Creature. He's not.
He's not in your aura there it looks like.
Which one? Guy here.
He would have been hit by the cone.
Yeah, OK. But the aura and the cone are
different. So.
The the cone what is just for the spell so it would have been
a save 15 and then the cone or the aura is an ongoing thing.
What was the saves the fear? Wisdom 15.
That's a net 20. Ouch.
Also cannot wait wait wait make sure I'm on the right one.
OK no he's fine. He would have been could have
been affected by it, but guessing the 20 he saves and is
not. Yep, he will save on that.
OK. And with that, I guess he turns
to you. Stop.
And do you hear a chuckle from Kai Shen?
They were nice to you before. They worked.
Oh. That's the wrong thing.
Could you roll No, no, no. A Charisma saving throw.
You can do it. I did.
Very good as you feel your whole being starting to against itself
as if you're being sucked into something else or somewhere
else. It I'm not sure why they chose
charisma for that. It's interesting, but you
you're, you're able to kind of feel that and push it away,
almost like yourself back into the room.
Now bow, bow, bow on self-control.
And right after after that OK so this is what I could roll.
Yep, right after that you just hear it chuff just like and as
you blink you are oops, I grabbed the wrong thing.
You were inside the lava that it was standing in and or the like
molten metal and it is standing on top of Ferdinand.
Dick, right? So I failed.
It make sure it let me make sure it yeah, because it just says
no. So this is an additional effect
that it can do after it casts a spell.
So the Oh really spelled yeah, that was that was a stronger
spell there. And this is just a an after
effect of of, of that that that that it had to roll there.
That it was just, it just says that you and the, you know the
target creatures that it can see within 30 feet swap places.
That would be on a fail though, right?
No, this isn't a whole nother thing.
So the first one did. You boogie.
Boogie him. The first one was banishment is
actually what was cast on you. Oh.
Yeah. So there if it's two things, is
there two saves or is it just an automatic?
Automatic this is like this is just like this is just like it
breathe. It breathed out and this
happened. Interesting.
OK, yeah, you have this creature too.
Like you have one of these, if you recall, that's broken, but
so you're going to, you didn't hold it.
You did hold a reaction for Ferdinand.
So you could have Ferdinand strike out to the creature, but
it is under him. So I would say one, it's just
with disadvantage and probably Ferdinand would take some damage
for this giant. It was flying ahead earlier, so
it was doing its own thing because I was in Mommy's arms
using it to using it to scout Ferdinand.
No, sorry. The well.
So there's Ferdinand the mount, which is a fine steed, and then
there's the familiar, which is like the swarm that I have
control over, right? So those two are separate.
I'm not talking about the swarm, I'm talking about Ferdinand here
because you guys swap places so he's now on top of Ferdinand.
Oh, oh, got it. Oh no, he's just heavy.
Yes. My horsey.
And I I I would allow a. Dexterity though, could I say
that Feinsteed says that any effects on me are affect my
horsey? Is it?
Let me pull up the spell for you.
Did you find the steed? Well, mounted on your steed?
You can make any spell you cast. Oh, I cast OK, so never mind.
We'll just say I was just trying to find some
damage for that, as well as the the the molten stuff that you
fell into. Yeah, that's going to be fun.
Good thing I've got that fire resistance ring.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Otherwise that would be very
painful. We would probably die.
I would. Probably die, so we'll just do
this for this is for Ferdinand. I'm attempting to find it's.
Yours you can. You could crawl out of it if you
needed to on your turn, but I I'm seeing 20 D 10.
Oh my God. Oh shit.
That would kill me immediately. That's painful.
OK. Lava.
This one. This one's actually from the
ruling there. It should do about 18 D 10 is
what this one's saying. Oh no.
If you're in it, like if you're making contact with it, right,
yeah, that's one's saying 10 D 10 as well.
At your torque. Which one is it?
Why? It teleports you.
Doesn't. Yes, yeah.
Oh, I mean it doesn't help me now.
Yep, you could reaction touch the door.
I mean, if Josh lets me, but I've never.
I didn't know that I could do that.
Wait, it takes you inside of the pocket rocket?
Oh, you're talking about the poop symbol?
That's what they're talking about, but I don't I don't think
you would have time to react for the spell.
That's fine. I mean I will have resistance to
it so. Yeah, I'm trying to freaking.
It's OK, I regenerate. Trying to find anything that
give me more official because these are all just like
different different rules that people have.
I feel like I found one that I actually agreed with at one
point but I'm I'm not finding it currently.
What are we trying? To figure out I'm sorry.
Lot of a damage. Oh yeah, there's.
No, like strict. Yeah, there's no, no, there's
no. That's what I thought.
I'd be OK with 10 D 10 or here's another that's exists that says
6D10. Let's go with that one.
I also see. Are there rules for?
There's no also. Same people like use like spell
equivalents like firewall or something in the past.
Yeah, I must say I've seen people do that.
Magma. Yeah, the first one that comes
up was 20 D 10/18 is the. Or lava burst.
I think that's the lava burst. Swing low, sweet cherry, I look
forward to carrying me home. Ow, it burns.
Ow ow ow never died this way before.
This goat inferno. Oh, here we go.
I think I this is one of them that I think.
Where? Did it?
Go. I thought it was the one.
While I'm figuring out how much damage you take from this, we'll
go with for Meyer telling me what you're doing for your turn.
Yeah, save him, V Save him. Lovely.
Heal me. Whatever you do, do not heal me.
I mean, I can't really do shit so.
I believe in you. You're a powerful individual.
You have the strength of Betty Warriors.
I'll run up to here. That's my 30 feet.
I don't know. I can't.
Really do much besides like throw, throw a dagger or throw a
couple daggers. I mean anything you can do to
put that thing, Otherwise we might die.
The what die in front of me? The stone statue that's alive
and trying to crush Ezra. Or is Ezra a statue?
He found out acid worked against it.
And it's giving cool amounts of it to WE if you can get a second
attack to hit. Trying to remember, does hex
allow you to like kind of know where the target is if they
disappear or is it? Just like.
Extra extra damage. I think that's Hunter's mark
that I'm I'm thinking of. Hex has extra damage and you
choose ability that they have disadvantage on.
Yeah. That's what I'm going to also
add in. OK talk man,
so I guess I'll hex the stone guy.
Disadvantage on is it checks or saving throws.
Hex, I believe it is, checks. Disadvantage on ability checks
made with the chosen ability. Strength.
Strength and you do an deal an extra 1B6 necrotic.
Yeah, OK. So it's going to be it's going
to be strength. And then now that he's hexed,
I'm going to melee Daggerham. 2 weapon fighting, so 2 attacks.
I mean, I feel like they're not going to do much, but.
Better than none. Yeah, I mean, you see that or
throw them at like the goblins or something, but I think I'm
just going to go for the person in front of me.
I mean, take the degrees. Ezra's OK if you make him
shishka mobs, I'm just saying. Yeah, so 22 to hit on the stone
guy. Oh it since since Ezra's there
that means I get sneak attack though, right?
Oh yeah. You.
Would. Do you pee pee pee pee Pew?
This is 22 I. Mean 22 hit, 22 hits.
OK, so then Sneak attack 2221, sorry and then.
Got it. And that extra D 625 damage.
And then I guess Josh, it's up to you how you want to do sneak
attack do. You mean oh, like if it's still
effective after you attack? Yeah, I mean it, Yeah, 'cause it
depends on the DM. I've seen DMS do it different
ways. Is it still in effect because
there's another player in combat, or since I've already
attacked them I've made my presence aware and sneak attack
is no longer? Well, I think you only get one
sneak attack per round. Yeah, per.
Turn per turn. Per turn.
OK. Did react you could get a
reaction sneak attack if someone does like an opportunity if you
get an opportunity attack. Gotcha.
OK, cool. So then.
Are you also? Are you also though invisible?
No, I. I just.
Warren and mom AR that's that's what I was trying to remember.
OK, we're good. No, I just have the cloak of
Elvin kind, which makes me like hard to see, but I'm not
invisible. OK.
And then my ex. Yep, you're on.
Stop it. Oh come on, go through.
What the heck 6. And is all of this non magical
damage of? The.
Necrotic wouldn't be, but. The hex, Yeah, the hex.
The the four necrotic and the six necrotic.
So 10 necrotic damage is magical, the five and the 21 are
just piercing. So you gonna?
Get you a magic tagger. Yeah.
Probably slash to no avail in the sense that it's not.
It's just clanging off of it. Yep, and you see the the
necrotic portion of your spell take effect there and it kind of
just what looks like almost aging the stone over a much
longer period than than what it was actually is.
The rest of it around it looks, you know, it looks, looks older,
starting to look a little crusty.
All right, I have fully exhausted my turn.
OK, yeah. Then we're back into the top
with Franklin, who is going to be.
So I thought I thought of through some logics here.
So I don't know about you guys, but I've seen people literally.
This is a really fun fact. Actually, you can touch molten
metal very briefly because we actually have a water layer on
our skins that it when interacting with something so
hot, will not touch your skin in that brief interaction that it
it burns it away. But I'm, I'm talking brief, like
I was watching like molten metal pouring from one VAT into
another. And this guy's like swinging his
hand back and forth in it to with and not getting hurt.
So like getting into it, you didn't get hurt, but there's
this shock moment where you go like, oh, fuck.
And at the start of your turn, as you start to move around in
it, I would guess to try and get out, that is when it's going to
take effect, the damage and it's going.
To be I immediately jump jump out of the out of the pool of
lava as soon as possible. 46. 26 / 2 because Ring of Fire
resistance 46 or did you say 46? Be 23.
Yeah, 2323. So I take 23, I get out and then
immediately heal for six at the start of my turn or on my turn.
So let me do 23 then heal 4/6. Yeah.
I land on the ground, look at the thing and be like, that was
friggin rude dude, and I will. Gosh.
We'll run up to it and I'm going to take.
I'll use my bonus action first to cast, to cast a form of dread
on myself. So you see me grow like in a
size and a half up, more or less.
A dark black crown floats above my head, black eyes, a cloud of
like insects around me. And then I will take two swings
at the the guy in front of me. Let's see.
And then, Josh, did you get on their turn, the goblins,
everyone who's afraid of me within 10 feet, on their turn,
they take 5 psychic damage. I I took that for them last
turn, yeah. So I'll run forward and I'll
take two swings on the stage. You killed by skeletons.
I'm going to have to make more. Oh, you're going after that guy?
Oh yeah. I don't.
I don't care about the kit like the little ones.
Yeah, yeah. No, I thought, because I wasn't
looking. At this head is just a.
This head is just a like a. It's not actually like in
combat, right? No, he said he was just going to
watch. All right, so form of dread and
then I'll take my tax. And that works.
Not a quarter staff. Where's the weapon?
I have a warhammer so I'm just going to roll AD got.
To roll that D. D1D8.
All right. Two attacks.
I'm just doing the dice for this and then I'll do the damage
because I got to get the thing up.
Oof 20 and a 13. Was it a hit?
Yes. One hits.
Yeah. So on a melee attack I do an
extra necrotic 1D6, well in form of dread.
Then I get divine smite from being a paladin, which is
another one D6. They both hit.
I was looking. They both hit, yeah, OK.
Yeah, I. Was looking at the other guy so
then that would be that times 2SO2 D 8 + 46 + 5 or plus 10.
So I'm just going to do it on the screen until I fix my stuff.
So 2D8 is the regular warhammer damage, 4D6 necrotic damage, and
then plus 10 damage from my proficiency.
So that'll be 2737 points of damage.
Nice. Do you set a solid dent into
this sucker? And it needs to make another
wisdom save or be frightened of me. 37 you said.
Yeah, 37 and each hit it takes, it makes a wisdom save to be
frightened. I don't remember what you said
but got a 13 on the first one. That'll be a fail.
It just means he's frightened of me until the next turn, which
means my aura kicks in, he can no longer move, and takes five
points of psychic damage immediately.
OK, wait, is it immediately or at the beginning of its turn?
Because I think that's what the conquest aura.
Conquest Aura 5 E. Take psychic damage if it starts
a Turner. OK, so upon its turn it will
take Psychic and then that's my turn.
OK, they have to roll again against the fear.
Yeah, at the end of their turns, the little guys, they get a a
save. OK, so they start their turn,
can't move, take 5 and you see all of them now go buckling down
to their knees after the two rounds in this and.
Crowd control. Probably.
Oh yeah, probably blood and and other I core coming out of their
orifices. Black blood from the eyes.
Die. I'm guessing since the 13th
didn't make it, the 12th didn't make it, and they still can't
move, and then it'd be Warren's turn and I don't know if we want
to pick it up from here next time or see what another round
gets us. Yeah, I'm, I don't know.
For. See around taking like an hour?
Yeah. I don't know.
I think we've got our rhythm down, so I could go faster.
I'm up for whatever. I'm good to keep playing.
Oh yeah, I'm good. I'm down for.
I like to go to bed. You guys can keep playing, but
I'm going to jump off. Trying to run out the rest of
the round and then see what happens.
Let's do it. You're going to just stay hiding
Mommy under the cloak. Start the turn.
I think she might have already dipped.
Her pictures still up on my screen.
Hello. Yeah, she said a second ago that
she was going to take off, I think.
Oh, now I can now. I can mute.
I did not mute myself. This is so weird.
I don't know why this keeps happening.
But yeah, no, I am going to jump off and go to bed.
But yeah, I'm going to stand underneath the invisibility
cloak and stay as close to the door as possible but still be on
the lookout because if shit goes sour, I'm not going to like, let
the party die. But I know this whole thing is
bad juju. How about you, Warren Falling
that suit or you I? Mean I guess I could go my turn
if everyone else wants to play. But yeah, yeah, it sounds like
goodnight mommy Fuck. What am I want?
Goodnight, goodnight are. These.
Like right here, still alive. Yes, they're all still alive.
Currently they're buckled down on their knees though, and like
holding their heads with. So I get to use a sneak attack,
is that what you're saying? They are not looking, they're
feared. They're fear this.
Is my favorite part. Go ahead.
Fear. Fear for feared.
Are you still there? Did he cut out?
No, I'm looking at. I'm looking at because I have
sneak attack ability. He's kind of a rogue.
Is that big? Fuck off dude who got teleported
within 30 feet of me. It looks like just eyeballing it
here. Yeah, he's he's 10 feet away.
I also missed what you'd said. Jacob, what you're going to do
if you're going to. I heard you say something.
I shouldn't stay around too long, but OK, it doesn't take
too long to get to my turn. I'll take it.
OK. I was going to say the same
thing. I can stay a little bit longer,
but. Yeah, that's what I thought I'd
heard you say. Have to get off shortly.
So how does sneak attack work again?
It goes on top of your damage. Yeah, basically if you, if they
are, if they, if you have advantage against the target,
you get the sneak attack damage and it just adds to your normal
damage. All right, so I'm going to do
this. A sneak.
All right, yeah, I'm going to do a sneak attack.
OK. With my flaming long sword.
That is invisible. This is great.
This, this is going to be the best turn I ever have.
It's going to burn and they're not going to know why.
And. That's a net 20.
That's what a great. Way.
This is the best turn I'm going to ever have.
Oh. You don't even have to roll
damage because they have I want it I.
Want to? See it, do it, Do it.
Yeah. I'm.
About to leave so got to fuck shit up first.
It's. Chris So 20 total damage.
It looks like 29 with the flaming damage.
Oh no, no, no, it's 11 slashing and.
Then oh, OK, I see it. I see it.
It added it all up. That's cool.
And then plus fork is British archetype, so 22 damage.
And then where is that? Hold on, I have, I have.
How do I send that to that do what I wanted?
I see stuff. All right, basically I can
target a creature to take necrotic damage within 30 feet
of the original creature. OK.
So the big dude takes 3 necrotic damage.
Which big? Dude, 30 feet Nice.
Also, though, in that vein of things, I I'll just lean into it
a little bit here too with the crit, the natural 20 there
you're you're seeing Franklin and everyone else from your
perspectives, the first goblin that you strike.
If you wanted to explain how you massively overkill it, I was
going to. I was going to lean into
explaining after that. I take the sword with and I from
the top down just like skewer the whole thing.
A kebab. Oh and they're so happy now I
have kebabs. You see as you're As for
everyone else, as you're striking down from the top of
this through the creature's head there this, this or basically
shove it down to the ground and its head go between its knees as
it's shoved onto something. It looks like as it's picked up
off the ground and the as you're picking up the flames from your
sword spread out in an arc with these moans, it sounds like of
death following behind the flames all the way through the
next three or two goblins there. So a total of 3 goblins into the
to that guy which how much was it again for him?
That was only three damage. OK, thank you.
He doesn't need to roll anything or do anything.
I don't believe so. Half the number of sneak attack
damage and the second creature takes it OK.
He just gets to take it. Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes. Amelia, after you deal a sneak
attack damage to creature, you turn.
Target a second creature that you can see within 30 feet for
the first. Yeah.
And then you roll. You'd roll half the damage that
you did for your sneak, but you were just taking half the damage
that you already rolled, if I understand correctly, for your
level. Oh, yeah, Yep, I get it.
Cool. And I get a sneak back.
Oh no, they're all. They're all dead.
Oh. Shit.
Yeah, the that's what I was trying to describe is like it
with that crit. Like it was something that I
read a while ago that I I liked, which was that if you massively
crit or overkill something that you can just why not spread the
damage out and make it more epic?
So like in an arc from here over to here, the flame spread just
like and hit all of the. With the ghost Yale as it goes
past. Yep, I like that.
And they and they and they died. They just died.
We we don't know what happened. It just fell over.
I want a special version of this thing now called Whales from
Hell. Oh, I got to get marks on these
guys before I do. I use my bonus action, I yell.
You will all die screaming and use intimidation or whatever
because of what I just did. OK, go ahead and roll. 16.
Does it get advantage because everybody's already cowering?
Or. Yeah, 16.
It's those that aren't already on their knees cowering.
Those that are back here in the pews are are I forgot about them
honestly. They're they're looking.
They're hiding under the pews and hoping that you don't see
them as you're yelling this. Well, the one guy in the Pew I
decapitated. That's right, that's right.
I got to put some XS on him too. I was trying to pack up it all
there. OK, cool, awesome, awesome.
Mike, drop, turn. Yeah.
All right, then it would be. But I stayed because that's the
best turn I think I've ever had in DND.
That's how it works out, doesn't it?
The ashes turn. All right, so the creature that
traded places was Franklin. That was a stone statue
originally, right? It was, it was a molten stone
statue that was being like forged over here, it looked
like. But it was an inanimate object.
Yes, before this was starting, yeah.
While staying as hidden as I can behind the bench, I'm going to
lift up Bob's skull and aim it towards, I'm going to aim it
towards that statue over there by Franklin, and I'm going to be
like, Bob, can you take over that thing?
It would not be. Oh God.
No, I don't think so. That thing doesn't have the
soul. I thought you could take over
inanimate objects. No, no, mistress, it was only
living beings. So only living beings with a
soul. Yeah, well, usually they have to
give over their right for their body and there's soul kind of
just goes on its way, but yeah. At all.
So I kind of peek, I peek through the archway to my left
and it kind of poked Bob out to us.
I was like, so you can't take over that either.
Negative they they both look like some sort of construct.
OK, well that that nixes that plan because I was going to make
him take a statue and just go ape shit on the other one.
What is this floating skull right here?
Do you know what this is, Bob? That appears to be Kishen.
Oh. Watching.
Can you take over Kishen? That just also appears to be a
projection miss. Oh damn, so I can't attack it I.
Have a bitch. OK, so that was a molten Creek,
that was a statue that was molten and being crafted.
And now it is alive and attacking Franklin.
What else do I see in this room? Like, I know there's the altar,
there's now the floating Kai Shen head.
Yep. And there's a bunch of goblins
right here guarding this door. They are not guarding it.
They were trying to flee, but they're now cowering, you know,
in fear. They were also the ones forging
this creature over here. Some of these other ones seem to
have been more at the at the fountain, you know, giving
homage to their master. And then this is the altar I
think you might have been talking about.
That was where the creature was like giving some sermons.
But they all the benches and everything too, seem to be, you
know, directed towards this well.
This welding in the center. Right.
And there are four there are anvils off the either side of
it. It appears look looks like this
area is used for some sort of, you know, besides homage and
sacrifices and possible creation of these these awkward
creatures. You're you're you're not real
sure exactly, but it it's a looks to be more of a place of
like work and such too. I don't know.
We could sacrifice them. I know.
I just want to, like, throw a monkey wrench into things.
Yeah, Because that was my hope that Bob could take one of
those. OK, what's my work around?
What is my work around? So these constructs don't have a
soul, but they're attacking because they're mechanical in
nature. OK, one minute I am going to
move up to here and within sight of the clockwork construct
attacking Franklin, I'm going to attempt to cash banishment.
Oh, ice. Did it go over?
Risma. Yeah.
I don't think I beat you at DCI. Got an 8. 18.
Oh wait, that was the wrong thing.
I'm just going to go over to it real quick to make sure it
didn't have any modifiers like I was rolling there.
Where the did it go though? Oh, here it is.
It had a negative 1, so it actually got a, it actually got
a A7. But anyways, so how's that read
again exactly. I know I was looking at it
earlier. Myself.
You attempt to send one creature that you can see within range to
another plane of existence. The target must succeed on a
Charisma saving throw or be banished, and he must succeed on
an 18. If the target is native to the
plane of existence you're on, you banish the target to a
harmless Demi plane. While they are the target is
incapacitated. The target remains there until
the spell ends, at which point the target reappears in the
space it left, or in nearest unoccupied space if that space
is occupied. So yeah, you would feel it
resisting, you know, the the pool to another plane and you
feel the the spell build that dummy plane very quickly that
you're aware of before it out of existence to everybody else's
perspective you're. Like take that and you're
bullshit with you. Nice.
Job. Yeah.
I, I call out to Franklin and I'm like, all right, we need to
take care of the rest of this shit before this guy comes back.
Or your concentration. Gives you that.
What is it? It's a concentration up to one
minute, just so you're aware too.
Yeah. All right, that your turn.
Yeah, that's going to be my turn.
No bartender, right? The.
Egan guy's turns so the big stone guys.
Your turn. The one turns to turns around
from its position lumberingly and strikes down towards you
Ezra, as if to squash it with its.
Stone Hammer. I mean, Ezra's like when I said
he was on him, he was like on him like clenched on and
hammering face. So he's going to have to grab me
off him. I'm riding that.
I'm riding that rodeo. Come get some.
Hell yeah. It just, it just slaps at you
like a like if you were a family.
Oh. That was a net one.
Oh, that means you. Slap.
You slap some stuff. Yeah.
Yeah, it does. Quit hitting yourself.
Quit hitting yourself.
But you see it, it hit itself and it and it doesn't even phase
it. It just you know, take takes
like nothing being that it is also just plunge any damage and
tries to tries to attack you again with a with a 20 to hit.
Let's see, 20 to hit. Do I have anything?
Hold on, wait, we'll get some real quick on items, items,
items. That's what was it for that
thing. It's.
It's only 10 damages. Yeah, twenty dozen.
Yeah, I was thinking that. I was, I was thinking I I'm not
sure if my jacket is counting towards my AC or not because I
don't think my jacket's counting because my armor class is 19,
but I have a five and four which is my deck.
So I don't think it is. So if that's the case, then my
AC is 21. So no, it won't hit actually.
OK and your bullshit was was picked up.
I just reread somewhere else that his weapon attacks are
magical. I just read it now I'll get into
what was that other damage now need to go back 18, so he took a
big chunk. You see his cheek just.
It's just like, quit hitting yourself.
Quit hitting yourself. Then the one on the inside steps
towards what is the closest target for it, Franklin and.
No. That wouldn't be tacky cushion
Franklin and Ferdinand. Not Ferdinand, no.
It's OK, he's immortal. He can't die now.
I'll just summon him later. Team to hit Ferdinand.
I will use my mountain rat and feet to use my reaction to
divert an attack against Ferdinand to me and.
The 15 doesn't hit. Nope.
OK, so it kind of pulls the hammer off course, like it was
coming down towards Ferdinand and it just slams the ground
next to him and just like without much thought makes
another one takes another hit towards it with a 21.
Hang low. Wait a second.
Yeah, we did. I just.
I'm whatever, I don't know what what happened there, but I was
looking and I was real confused because I, I thought I rolled
AA15 on the last roll. And then I go back over to rule
20 and it says I rolled a 15 for this one.
And then I look back at the other role and it says I rolled
a 21, which is what I think I actually rolled on this.
I don't know. There's a lot of and then
there's like 320 ones. I'm just going to say that it
was a 21 with 21 damage. What sort of damage?
It is magical bludgeoning. OK, I don't think that's going
to kill him, but I'm trying to find the dire cricket on D&D
Beyond yet. Oh, is that also who's going
this? You weren't pulling it off
course again then. I can't.
I don't think. Hold on.
Let me look at my thing. Oh, no, I guess I can.
You can force an attack targeted against your mount to target you
instead. Doesn't even say reaction.
Yeah, So I'll divert it back to me.
You can't hurt for Dad, so I have that 21 to hit would be
against me for the 23 points of damage.
What sort of damage? It's 21 points of damage and
it's magical bludgeoning. OK, I'll take the hit for my
sweet familiar. Everyone else it looks like a
solid bonk on the head. Wow.
And then it would be Ultrasar's turn.
So we've got basically just two of these golem things left.
Fuck them up. Basically.
I'm not in a in in a position to fuck them up, but I can do some
consistency. We're going to throw a level 2?
No, I want to hang on to those in case there's more doors.
Level 1 Magic missile at the one that Ezra's fighting.
OK. Wow, minimum damage?
Hell yeah, brother. What?
Dang it, I see. I see a little stone chip off of
it. Nice little Pebble.
Yep. So 6 force damage.
I'm going to bed. Good night y'all.
Night, buddy. Anticlimactic ones, but good
one. Hey, it.
Is what it is. Damage is damage.
Hey, 6 force damage is 6 force damage, right?
Same. It took a spell slot to do it.
Later and it would be Ezra. Oh, it's time to hit you in the
face some more with acid fingers.
Yes, it is gonna do it. We're gonna hit him really hard
as there's just, you know, he's smelling the smell of burnt and
seared flesh in the back. He's just like lunch is served
and lunch is served. Just got to finish work.
Oh, baby. Oh, crit crit ha ha ha.
Oh. Happiness.
So that's 6D10 acid. Oh, let's see.
Come on, give me the first one and one more time.
Do something. 16 and 26 is 42 acid?
OK. What was the?
Also the so the they were both crits or or is that?
Just for the crit. That's just for the crit.
Yeah, that the first thing I created him and and he's got 42
acid. Take a solid chunk out as you're
biting through as the acid kind of eats away at it at wherever
you're biting. And then punchy time #2 come on
baby, do it again, do it again, do it again.
One off 2828 and he get he gets 20 more acid.
As you are making your bite as to what it sounds like you've
been doing and sink your teeth in under the acid as it eats
away at it. Although you were saying punches
before so. I'm not real sure, maybe I'm
maybe I'm making some. Well, it it says my it's either
my my teeth or my claws. And as is very hands on very
hands on when he's in bipedal mode.
So it's going to be his hands just raking and ripping and
shredding everything in in his general chest and torso face
area. OK.
You're making sizable divots in those areas, but it's still
standing at this point. Hey, he's happy with that.
He'll keep. He'll he'll, he'll smash that
thing until it goes. And then mommy is still hiding.
If you, that was your turn. Let's see that.
Do I have any fun things that I can't throw out with this thing?
Let's see any of my spells do the do the bonus that's at will,
at will. That will nothing nothing bonus
action requiring. Can I do the thing where we
talked last time? If I use my bonus action to
attack, I do it at disadvantage for him.
Four time to bonus action. Pray I hit, please.
Here we go. Rule number one is 14.
And. Oh, God, What?
Oh, that hurts. That hurts.
That hurts so bad. That was a crit.
Yeah. The 14 did not.
Yep. Oh.
That's all my turn. Oh, that's what she said.
And the guy is still banished, so not there and then I'll give
a mitre. Get him V Get him.
All right, I'm. Going to go after this guy again
and my daggers don't do damage but if I can do necrotic I can
hit and do necrotic. Just going to do that.
So we probably not. Yeah, yeah.
You swing through an area that kind of misgage I guess and
yeah. And then?
The. Next one does.
Does it all right, So I mean I could roll damage, but it
doesn't do anything. So just.
Going to do the D6. Yeah, I'll just roll the Hex B5
damage. Oh nice.
And then I'm going to bonus action disengage so it can't get
me and then I am going to move, see where can I move.
Go get that little goblin that's not crossed out yet.
Go fuck him up. Take things I'm.
Going to move over here. OK.
And then that that is all my question and terms.
All. Right.
I think that puts us back at the top of the order.
Order Y'all perfect. Talk him up, Matt.
I think it's about to start or to stop for the night.
Yep, Yep. So we can start for the next
time I was. Yeah, let's say I'm getting
close to the knots. Yeah.
Thanks for running this Josh. Good session.
Oh yeah, absolutely surprised you guys went back this route,
but I guess now you have the manpower that you didn't before.
Violence. Yeah.
And Ezra's. Buffer violence is the only
answer. Violence is the only answer Ezra
knows. Have a good one guys.
See y'all later or talk to y'all later.
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