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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign.
Allelopolis here he be thank. You, Craig.
Fucking Craig. I just needed to tell somebody
to fuck off today. That's good.
Yeah, the Hand of Fake tosses. The dice rolls, spins, turns.
A campaign starts and ends, leaving memories that becomes
stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the infinite sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten.
And again, the hand of Fate tosses.
The dice rolls, spins, turns. Hitherto we left our adventurers
known as the Rum Rollers after request rescuing Socrates from
losing their magics to the mana thieves in and then being
rewarded with a flying upgraded version of their living ship
Adune and a 1% bag of shareholding for the Dragon's
Breaths antidote that they delivered to the City and Queen
Theatre plans. They then begin to plan to take
down the PNC and the Rum Rollers take flight in the Dune, also
newly fitted with holy water cannons, which they use post
haste against a impending zombie horde that entrenched outside of
Socrates and turned that in giant zombie horde into a meat
doughnut, dispatching it and the vampires overseeing it who were
part of the PNC, before continuing to face the rest of
the PNC at the Lava Tower. On the way to the Lava Tower,
the Rum Rollers meet with the Shadow Seekers in the In Their
Dreams in Inch Ishmael's Infinite Tower, a greeting to
agreeing to take the gods out of their solar system and take down
the PNC. A deal is struck between the two
parties, the Shadow Seekers and the Rum Rollers, with Raro, KIRO
and Mimi and their counterparts signing a deal not to become
gods. Also, KIRO wrote in to take
Franklin's soul in 100 Years to the Great Beyond.
The Rum Rollers then treat with the gods Lono and Zenith, God of
celebration and harvest and Goddess of knowledge.
The Goddess of Knowledge warns against facing the PNC and be
and beckons the Rum Rollers to the Isle of Chi to ascend to
godhood. Lono leaves me may a note
however on a seed of a giant grape that he'd left her mime,
and the note reads that he believes in their attempt to
route this evil and in the Rum Rollers.
Flying further towards their fate.
The Rum Rollers encounter a barrier over the whole of the
Spiralwood Forest. Grand AM pushes forward through
it this barrier and landed lands himself in prison, escaping
quickly through the walls as an Ant.
The rest of the Rim Rollers not far behind land in a similar
cell nearby after Grand Dam had dispatched already.
Cyro Rural and Nimway escape into the sewers to meet Grand
Dam and strike a deal with the Thieves Guild, hiding there to
search and find the PNC stockpile of void mana
batteries, during which Cyril is murdered in cold blood.
That's right. Yes, time to kill vengeance.
They are able to avenge his death, with the murderers being
post hastily dispatched and making their way back up to the
rest of the party. Meanwhile, Mimi, Cat and Cyro
and new companion Victory face trial with the Magistrate, a
powerful demon, presiding over their case.
A case of 2000 souls lost from destroying 2000 zombies at
Socrates Gates, which the Rum Rollers stand accused of by the
vampires they had also slayed during that conquest.
These vampires appear. Those vampires appear to be
resurrected in the PNC's ground and stand accusing the Rum
Rollers of their accusing them of of this this heinous act.
Their defense as it stands right now is of not guilty and they
stood this they were they were to stand with this evidence
until the next hearing where where they're they were to
obtain more evidence against their case as well as the Kuser
will be also obtaining evidence. Mimi and KIRO are magically
restrained with a dune on a in a hall full of four floors full of
demons, and a dune being magically restrained inside of
it as well, facing the court. This is where we left the room
rollers after the reuniting of those from the Thieves Guild who
had found that the Thieves Guild has access to many areas.
Don't forget about the marriage. Yes, and KIRO, after much
praying to his God, to a goddess of death, Death finally answers
and requests his hand for a promissorial note of power and
that that he stand against on death in every way.
Let's find out what happens this time.
What was the? Last part yeah, what it?
Happened right as everybody was getting off, yeah.
When he was. Rolling a bench?
Yeah, finally rolled high enough to connect with the Goddess and
and she had he'd made a request of a certain sorts that he's not
disclosed in which that she made her own requests, one of which
is being he will not take anyone else's hand in marriage and he
will be married to her. Gasp.
Timeline the. Drama.
Man is still to get the dog off the loot and then Rural gets the
loot right? Yeah.
I don't remember. So.
Grand Am says with conviction as he blinks out of sync.
As you guys are standing under one of the balconies hidden
close to the door and the exit to the thieves Guild, the
magistrate bangs his gavel and calls from rulers.
Your case is back on the chopping block and demons fly
down from from the from from the upper regions in the many floors
and unlock your chains and fly both Mimi and KIRO, who had been
standing at the trial in the 1st place, back up to the judges or
the magistrates in front of him. Hiro would look to the Admiral
and lean down and whisper to the her ear.
I have a plan, forgive me and he he then kneels and starts
preparation for. As you're starting your
preparation, the the judge presiding over the case says
new, new evidence has been brought before the stand.
It appears those souls have been recaptured, although the
vampires still wish trial by righteous combat for the wrongs
that have been done to them. He's reading off of something
and he states while looking up at you guys in the eyes and
they've stated myself and he points to the big demon that
stands four stories tall behind him and this fella as their.
Grand am is as this is happening, grand am just like
bouncing in the toilet. Just like is it go time?
Is it go time? Is it go time?
And if by the end of that sentence nobody says it's go
time, Grand Am is going to decide it's go time.
So I'm going to ready an act and that action is go time whenever
for whatever the the demon finishes his sentence.
Upon hearing that, Carol go. At that after free sentence I
guess. Yes, Carol.
Well, he'll bow to the captain. Magistrate.
I accept their trial by combat. We.
We still we didn't do anything wrong.
I understand, Captain. We are in the right, and the
trial by combat shall prove us the righteous.
They got their. Coins back?
I ask only one thing, Magistrate, the right to prayer
prior to the account at the beginning.
OK, I need a I'm going to roll a perception check for myself, OK?
Sounds like Grand Am knows what's going on.
Where the fuck is perception? Under P for perception.
I forget that it's like it's own.
Yeah, I got an 8 grand. AM doesn't notice shit.
It's go time and he's going to burst out of the toilet and cast
reverse gravity on the dog. Oh shit.
All right, we're doing it. Flip out.
Start here we come. I don't remember what's
happening. Get the shit.
So Nimaway very politely and quietly coughs and helds out her
her notebook of the planet that was written last session.
And. IRL check the chat.
I look at it real quickly. Hold on.
You read of your observations out loud?
Yeah, it's a that. Might be too into the chat give
me. A second here.
General chat. That's the area.
That's. The area.
No, I'm I'm I'm double checking if it's a radius or diameter.
I thought you said diameter last night.
Let me. Double check.
Block, pick chains, grand am lift stock, get inside chest,
take all stuff from backpack, teleport out to ship, release
Kraken, put a DNA in bottle rundown toilet.
Feels like a lot for one. We're fucking out.
Well, let's go for it, OK? All right, I forget where I'm
standing. It is a 50 foot radius, 100 foot
high cylinder. 50 foot wide. This hits US.
Two does. Radius.
So 100 foot wide. It's a 50 foot radius.
Yeah, you got it drawn right there.
Woo. This is going to hit us too,
right? If we go in, not not you guys,
but it's going to hit definitely the the magistrate, the the
vampires, some of the demons in the upper fucking reach reaches.
Yeah, but isn't, isn't the plan that we go into this thing to
because this is lifting up the dog?
Yes, you can fly right. I can, yes.
I can make myself fly. But then it doesn't really
bother you that much. So.
Reverse the others need to have stuff to do.
To reverse. Yeah, what are we doing?
We. Need to get the ship probably
get on the ship and start spraying holy water and or try
to break the seals. Cat, do you have do?
You have floss. Do you have knock or just spell
magic or? No, you don't.
You're a. You're a boom wizard.
Yeah, I make things go boom. The creature can make a deck
saving throw to grab onto a fixed object it can reach.
OK. I have lines, I don't care.
I would argue that Mister Cerberus here is.
Yeah, there, there, there would be, there would be a, there
would be a split second where they'd be able to grab onto,
well, 'cause you're not targeting the chest.
That's the, that's the question. Yeah.
So they're still holding on to the chest I guess.
I thought they were sleeping on top of it.
Yeah. Let's.
Explain. The deck save.
The deck save would be whether or not they would hold on to the
chest. How's that?
Would they have disadvantage because they're asleep?
Sure. Let me see what the what?
Kind of magic do you need done? That was that was a rural
question of what kind of magic you need done from Mimi.
Yeah. Because Cat's a boom wizard, but
I'm a cleric. I got some magics.
I pointed the ship and your handcuffs.
You got to get those handcuffs off and the ship ready to go.
I'm going to get the chest and come back here and then we're
going to release the Kraken and run away.
But you guys are chained up, and that's a problem right Needs
solving. Cast my spiritual weapon and
have it be a saw. Can I attack the the chains?
You can. You most certainly can try.
I'm just looking at, I think we got then save this is your
guys's surprise round as per what it we're going on.
So everybody will have a turn here.
But if you guys would roll initiative for me just to make
things more clear of who's going when and what's happening, I
would appreciate it. Go initiative 18.
Hey, that's the highest care I've ever rolled.
Does remove curse remove chains? Chains are a curse 29.
I have mending, does that count? I don't know where my character
token is. Yeah, I need to fix that.
I was trying to trying to do that with other things.
I apologize. Where's my?
Why am I not wearing? All chaos is breaking loose and
I was prepared as much as I could.
We can prepare as much as we want and then you like.
Oh guys, I can just banish the dog.
No point. You know, I could have just done
that too. But if we banish it to its home,
it doesn't do anything. You would be definitely on the
ship because you would reappeared into existence if I
recall, On the ship with Frederick and in hiding.
If I remember correctly, you had reappeared with Frederick and
the new Victoria Victory, sorry, and on the ship if I recall
correctly. OK so I'm below decks.
Theoretically, I, I would allow that you're on top on like at
the door to being on deck basically like, yeah, yeah.
Where is this chest? Centered more or less in this
region to the. Left Hero and them are so far
away from the. Ship I'm going to have to get
them. Hero has planned.
Yeah, well, I can't tell if that's.
Reassuring or not? Yeah, I'm very unsure.
Can you draw that diameter again for me there?
We were automatic last time, so it.
Wasn't. Yeah, Measure.
I think I've found it right around here.
OK, so you need to move it like here and then expand the expand
it because it's an ellipse. There we go.
Let's say our team lacks so much utility.
That's what you're aiming for, more or less.
Big for yourself. There we go.
I got it. Hey, I'm I'm always designated
utility caster. Let me do a goddamn thing for
what? No, I feel you.
Do it. I'm the same way.
Just like trying to think of how to like break.
Oh, OK. Yeah, break an arcane lock.
I shouldn't have moved it. I'm sorry.
Here's it's still at 50 here there.
We. Go Oh, they're in it too.
Oh boy, there we go. Is that right, Puro?
And yeah. Yep, close enough.
If they have something to grab a hold if they can make a save, if
they don't, they can't. There's the chain that's also
floating upwards with Cerberus, and Cerberus was not able to
hold on to the chest because they got A7 with disadvantage.
So how much damage do you take from like dropping and like, I
don't know. 1D61-D6 per tenth feet.
Yeah, for a hanging. The chain the chain is long
enough that it it reaches the ceiling.
They're big boy. They're big boy hits the.
Head. That chain doesn't look 100
feet. Long.
We're how tall, however tall the ceiling is, but it's if we're
fitting this fucker in here, it's something that's fucking
ceiling. Yeah, exactly.
So it's at least a 50 foot ceiling and a 50 foot chain.
It's curled up around them, we'll say.
Like, not around them, but you know what I mean.
Like in a convenient pile. Any which way they start
floating up to the ceiling, so does the chest, with your action
being being that. Did I get everyone's initiative?
I'm seeing a nine. I got an 18.
I think I got that down. Hold on, I forgot to roll.
I guess it. Goes again.
I rolled A1 not not a good way to start.
Josh. Yeah, what do you show?
Me, I rolled but I don't know if it went through.
What'd you roll? 19 + 3 so 22.
Nice, you showed me. That last night.
That's what she. Said.
But I don't. Where was the last?
One, I'm about 33. He's the fastest lad around.
That would definitely put you at the top there.
Shit. I can only do one thing and it's
go fucking fast. He's.
Fastest fluff, boys. Fastest fluff?
After you would cast that like that, you guys get the surprise
round. Obviously grand am excluded
being that as your turn. I think it is the general rule
set of how that works, but you are first did.
You get mine. Yes, you are 29.
You're up next May. OK all.
Right. How big is this chest?
I think we determined last time it's about 30 feet by 30 feet.
That's. Huge fucking chest, yeah.
That's why we get the chest itself.
We have to get inside of it, get all of our crap and teleport out
of it because we couldn't move the chest itself.
Well, so wasn't part of the prep we did last week that I put down
the table in the DNA so that I could have my ring of reasonable
size? Yeah, it was not because you did
not make it. To that by the time we started.
Yeah, Raul did not make it to the decks of a dune.
You guys came up the up the toilet.
Suddenly things happened. Yeah.
All right, OK. And this chest is now flying
upward into the air, or is it is still on the ground?
It is flying upwards gravity wise though when I say that the
Cerberus wasn't able to hold on to it and for keeping physics
more or less the same, it is going to still be we if within
reach of the Cerberus because they're going to be moving at
the same speed. Right.
Yeah, but at least he's not laying on top of it anymore,
right? How much damage take for falling
50 feet? Oh yeah, that's a good point.
Every 10 is everything's not floating right?
So it'd be 5. Everything happens at once.
It should. It should.
They should hit like the ceiling at the same time.
I would like to make the argument of square cube law
square. Cube law.
For your information, it was 11 damage.
I would like to make the argument of square cube law and
that we should square and then cube the damage done.
Can we animal friendship The Cerberus?
Maybe not now. OK.
Right now that you've kicked the hornet's nest, so to speak.
Me a fiend like being. Perfectly, I'm going to use my
action to kind of fly on myself, then I will use my bonus action
to click my heels together to activate my boots of speed to
double my speed. So my space speed now is 120
flying, then I will use my feline agility ability to double
that again. So 240 now I've used my action
bonus action, still have all of my movement speed.
So here's what we're going to do.
We are about 75 feet. All right, First off, Josh, can
I free action disengage the table from the ring or now?
You can, I will allow it, but you have to kind of drop the
table where you're where you're at basically.
Do I have to drop it where I'm at or can I fly to the ship?
You have to drop it where you're at.
I mean, movement speed wise, I guess you could theoretically
drop it on the ship, yeah. Wait, Franklin, how far away are
you from me? Me not.
Franklin, I am 75 feet away from you.
Ronnie, can you get to where I am because I have a ring of
reasonable size. Oh, that is available.
Yeah. It wasn't confiscated all of our
stuff. I mean, oh, that's a good, a
good point. I keep forgetting about that.
So I don't have anything in my inventory.
OK. Yep.
God damn it, this would have been such a good time for the
disco ball. You and the reason you and the
reason Raoul has the the weapon that he has is, is is because
it's a packed weapon, so he can summon it at will.
Which is what I did immediately. OK, disregard.
Are we not able to cast it since then because we don't have
components? Castro, are we able to do magic
here? Warlocks, I mean magic was just
done. I mean like if we have spells
that require components, I'm guessing we cannot use them.
Unless you have the components somehow, because you don't have
your spill casting focus, which is usually the way that you
circumvent spell casting components.
Well, I thought you still had another components on top of the
focus. That's a that's a good point,
Matt Do. You, I mean, do I have a wing?
I'm sure he's got plenty of chicken feathers, those count,
right? I mean, if there are, there's
probably Where's Cat? Hiding somewhere?
She's at the yeah, if I fly to the ship, I'm going to pull or I
can, I can run to the ship, then grab a feather.
It says a wing wing feather specifically from any bird, so
yeah. Though I also guess it's a
question they didn't empty the ship.
How likely is it that people can or keep a belt component on the
ship? They're pretty likely.
Yeah, in theory. Question for you, what are the
odds that Grand AM has accumulated some piece of Knick
knack in his pockets? He's got random garbage on his
person at all times. He's.
Just been picking up on the way. I mean, yeah.
That's very on brand for Grand Am.
Like just a feather in his beard or something.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, that would be more
likely than finding a quick feather off the ship, even off
of Cat, considering the distance and all.
So you'd have to use some of your move your your doubled
movement before you could fly. But.
It's all right, Bonus action, click my heels together, then
use fan line agility so I go up to 60 feet regular speed.
Double that to effectively do the same thing.
I don't even need to cast flying myself.
You could just rob. Just one.
Then I can have free whole action.
I'm going to do that. Gravity.
Oh, gravity. That's right.
Yeah.
Stupid. All right.
I just said I could get the dog off of it.
That's all I said I could do. What's the hypootenuse here?
30. 20 is it 25? Am I guessing right?
What? The hypootenuse between 30 and
20 no. 9. 100 plus 400 is. I got to do math. 900 + 400 is
1300. 1300 fuck is sqrt 1300. 3 point something.
Sorry, 30 point something. 36, .0555127.
Call it 35 for simplicity. Yeah, All right.
I go 20 feet to Grand Ram, grab a feather cast, fly, fly 35 feet
to here, disengage the table, fly 75 feet to here, grab the
box. Make 3.
Size grab 60 feet to here. Attempt to see if anyone wants
to grab me if they do fly 80 feet back for a grand total of
let's see 3055120136 781-9095 OK I can get to here.
Would it be helpful for someone to come with you?
Sure, if you want to hop on my backpack.
I think that might lower my speed by half.
OK, never mind. I can smack things and I can
make a fog cloud to obscure. I can confuse something and I
can blind or deafen something. Cloud would be good something as
soon as you see us get like picked up.
You are right after me, May who you guys have got a whole bunch
of demons in between you guys, but you're you're right after
me, me. Man 18 must be really low the
way Jesus if. Jiro or the captain wanted to
grab hold of me as I flew past. That was what it was for so that
I bring. You with I would have done that,
but I'm still chained, right? No, you were not chained.
You were in standing in front of the judge.
You are handcuffed to yourself, making your magics null and void
currently. Then I would totally have
grabbed onto rural. Grant Kira No.
Kira would have not hindered you if he weighs a lot.
As well that as you're flying by the Cerberus sounds like a the.
Grab the chest from the bottom. I'm guessing 7 doesn't hit no.
OK so it makes a swipe at you and misses while it's flying
upwards and you grab the chest outside under it.
Cool if. This is a giant chest.
How big is the keyhole? Does it have a keyhole?
Well, I resized the the chest when I grabbed it because I have
the ring. OK.
So it should be regular, you know, something that I could
carry easily, like a football. OK.
Grab you land just outside of the reverse gravity, then I look
at you and hop into the air for you to grab me so that you can
carry me on your turn further. So you moved back to the spot
you started then or I, I, I am not quite back to the deck of
the Aduna. I am, I am just outside of it.
This the gravity well? Because I don't I don't quite
have enough movement to this whole fucking contraption.
So you're right here like here. Yeah, and I hop into, I hop into
the Admiral's arms so that she can continue running, carrying
me. What the fuck?
I only. I just watched that's.
I like all the doodles on the map.
But it is your turn, Mimay. Cat.
You do have handcuffs on you stopping your magics.
I can't do magic and I don't have any items.
Correct. Really I have.
To get to the ship. Scary rural to the ship.
Like my goal is going to be to get to a dune, right?
OK. Yeah, so I have a 25 walking
speed, so I'm going to go 25 towards Aduna, see if I can get
into Aduna. Your movement speed is halfed
with rural so you'll get very to the like prow of Aduna Dash.
Beautiful. OK, 12 feet.
I'm able to go 12. Feet.
If you want. Yeah.
For a dash, yeah. OK.
So 25 OK. Yep.
I just like to imagine that the free bird.
So that was just blasting. That would leave some demons,
who unfortunately can fly buzzing around that look like
giant demonic mosquitoes for your Probably, yeah.
I'm going to be doing something as the NPC inside the ship for a
second while stuff is going on, casting a ritual.
So I'll take a minute. Yep, I'm just going to cast an
NPC ritual as the fight goes on and I'm not going to do a thing
turn wise 3. 4567810 Yeah, that's what I thought.
OK, so these demonic mosquitoes are going to start hovering
around. Are they on the GM layer?
Oh, they are. Look at that, uh.
Oh. There we go, moving them now.
There we go. For simplicity's sake, five of
them are going to dart off towards those that had
perceivably been causing the issue, and probably five more
off to the new threat of Grand Am and we're just going to roll.
What even is that? Finish rolling.
There it goes. 11. It keeps doing that.
I don't like it. 1413, 7, 15, Do any of those hit?
We're going to aim. I don't know.
It just rolled way more than I thought it would roll.
Let me see what actually came through here.
OK, so there's the 20. OK, so it did it did it right.
It just doubled it added the damage together for whatever
reason at the bottom of them. OK.
So the first five are going to be towards the Grand Am 11/14/13
7:15 and 21. I think that is, I think that's
go back through 11/14/13 7:15. OK, we'll stop at the 15.
Does any of those hit? Hey, Grand Am.
Yeah. What was coming with me?
I'm sorry. 15713. 14. 15 hits. So the 11:14 seven do not 13 I'm
guessing does not, so the 15 does.
My AC is 15. OK, 15 does it is.
OK, to confirm, we got the chest right?
Yes. OK, has the.
Chest. And we're basically all back on
the ship. You're the furthest, or you and
Kira are the furthest out right now.
Kira didn't want to take a lift. Take a lift.
Oh boy. You also know that Kira has
wings, right? Oh yeah, Fly, baby, fly.
And are we using armored class of just like cloth clothing
because the base strip our armor off of us?
Do you have that? Your base armor without your
gear is 10 plus decks. God, that's rough. 4046 is the
40. 6 damage. From the one, yeah.
Only 5. 13 of it is piercing and 33 necrotic.
Yeah. Mom.
We're in danger. And 33 necrotic. 33 necrotic
reduces your total hit points. Oh.
My God. Mom run, Grand damn run.
Until you finish a long rest or potentially a greater
restoration, but. I lose 30. 3033 is the is the
necrotic damage specifically. That's not great.
But yeah, for a total of 46. And they're just buzzing around
you in kind of a large cloud, if you can imagine giant mosquitoes
cycloning around you. Is it time for a fireball yet?
It sounds like. If they're grouped together.
See, I was thinking a separate spell. 5.
What were you thinking? Fuck them.
Hey, they're demons. I'd be.
Evangeline. I haven't officially added that
to his character sheet because I don't remember much about it.
I don't know what level it is or what it does.
Grand Am's not Grand level 6. It's Crown of Mantis but AOE,
but I was thinking Firestorm. No, no, that's got.
No, no, that was Gala. Gala is Crown of Mantis, Yeah.
So this is going to be, we'll start off with Mimi having Carol
rural the rest of the distance there I guess of does a so that
I'm guessing the seven and the 19, the 19 or the 18, does that
hit? My without my armor, my remind
me what my thing is. Wait.
Is. DAX.
Plus what I mean my a monk. Paladin.
Or a clerk. No, I'm a cleric.
OK, never mind. Yeah, no, your armor will be 10
plus your decks. 10 plus my decks if I can get over to the
thing. Oh no.
Where is. That Oh no, we need to get in
the chest. Is it locked?
I'm sure it is probably with magic because that's how it is.
Why can't I find Oh so 14 is my dexterity?
Sorry, 14 is my is my armor class with nothing else.
Do you survive 60? Oh no. 70 71 point.
Yes. Oh God.
Your your total hit point Max right now is reduced by 44.
But I took 71 damage. Yes.
And then set so that not that +4444 is in the 71.
Yes. OK, so really.
OK. Is the Admiral OK?
Rural, and this is not at all keyed towards you, is just the
way the dice roll 23 or 22. Considering I don't have my
armor on either, yes I will. I'm I I hope you can survive 95
points of damage. Oh fuck.
Nope, I'm down. 40. Feet.
I look up at me. I look at the Admiral and I cup
her face in my hand, and I say, don't let me die here.
No. Does 53 reduce you below your
total HP? OK, that is the Max you're
reduced by to though. I die the shame.
Look up just to make sure everyone's looking die.
It is your turn. What?
You might have to beat the. Ship the ship.
If we can get. Into the If we can get into the
ship or into the chest. You can release the Kraken and
all the holy water and kill everything but.
It is. They realize entirely on getting
into the chest. Otherwise, we're going to get a
TPK. It's going to be a TP.
Ki just can't fall cloud over this whole arena.
OK, what is the range of that again, if you wouldn't mind
reminding me? Let me look at it.
Just a second, I know. It's wide.
And it's only there's no material component range is 120
feet. Are you casting it in this like
in this upper region then specifically?
It's like a 20 foot radius, but I can increase the radius with
higher spell slots. Where would the team like me to
put it? I'm guessing we want to obscure
as much of the ship as possible. Obscure the retreat.
Yeah. OK.
So. But we still have.
I'm just I'm just trying to show this is 115.
Making the multiple of 20 OK. So that's the one that looks
like 120. Oh no, the.
Suitcase, so 120. That's a radius of 60, so 20.
Actually the radius increases by 20 feet.
So sorry, the radius has to be a multiple of 20.
Oh, somewhere in here 40. Oh, that's 60.
It's an 80 foot radius and that's 20. 4. 6080 I have to
upscale it by 4 three levels technically, so let's see what
level it is. I don't know what.
Level it started at, so just a second.
We can't amend. The first.
First level, so I have to cast it 234.
I have to cast it as a level 4 spell.
I had to zoom out. This is 95 ish.
I need a rating at 80, Yeah. And then we move it up so it's
closer to Kira or whatever its name is.
Yeah, Kira. Kira Sierra, I'm getting
confused. Don't worry.
Kira's dead now. You don't have to worry about
it. 8585. Yeah, this is about 85.
That's that's going to be fine for me.
That's that's that's where it sits.
How's that OK move? It up?
Yeah, Move it up a little bit to include Kira.
That looks like it'll work. OK, so panic.
No, it's not OK. Let me try that again.
Confidence. Panic.
No, it's not going jet. I keep cleaning any cast.
Oh, I have to do it down here. Level 4.
I'll put it in the. Chat.
I wonder. So that's why I put it in the
chat. Did you ask how you put it in
chat? Yeah, I'm trying to put it in
the chat so people can read it. Wonderbus.
Normally it's displaying TPTT. Yeah, virtual tabletop.
How do I do that on my character sheet?
It's usually like a button, like a square button on the top
corner, whatever the spell is. So if you click on it to like
read the description in the top corner it'll says displaying
BTC. B does not TTI don't think I'm
linked because I tried to roll my initiative and it didn't
work. It's possible you might have to
go to your features and traits real quick, just like click on.
It Yeah, I tried that. Didn't work.
I'm on a different computer right now.
So. It.
Just. Yeah, that's probably what it
is. You you'd have to, yeah.
With, yeah. Alright, do do do do.
Let me get back to it. Fog cloud.
I create in this case an 80 foot radius sphere of fog centered on
a point within range. The sphere is heavily obscured.
It lasts for the duration which is an hour or until a strong
wind. It disperses it.
Don't fart, KIRO. For for what's about to happen.
Yeah, I hope he doesn't fart. So that is my action, and he's
right. He's like I.
Don't even live here, I'm going home.
Let's. See, can I look at that?
What I can do with my bonus action?
He fucker. Darn, my symbiotic entity is a
action, not a bonus. OK, I don't think I can do
anything with my bonus. Do I want to move?
Can I hide with my bonus? Action the woman's.
Weapon if I. Should take my.
You're a Ranger, right? Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no, sorry. No, I'm a druid.
Then probably not because I think it's a Ranger and.
Who's get it? Huh.
Rogues get bonus action like disk each hide dash.
That's. The one I was thinking of.
And because I am technically not needed at the ship because we
are making the ship smaller. Like sorry I'm I'm working while
I'm playing so can anyone tell me if it'd be useful for me to
move locations? Like should I go ship could?
I be cool, I think. I think, yeah, I think you
literally could beat line for this ship from your perspective.
But what would I do there? Like what's the point of me
going to the ship? We'd either get.
The. Chest from our my unconscious
form and open it somehow. Or we need to get cat to cast
polymorph on the ship or I? Didn't know we block picking or
opening magic locks. You could you could jump on the
water cannon and shoot down a bunch of these mosquitoes.
Yo. I forgot about the water cannon.
Let's go. I scored them all.
Can I true polymorph the ship? I didn't even think about that.
I. Believe it has to be a willing
creature. We have established in previous
instances that Dune is a valid target for spells, the target
creatures. Yes, we have your right because.
We get. The invisibility.
Of when she's polymorph. They're absorbed into.
Where the babies land on the floor.
Yeah, they'd. Be I don't want to be megazorded
into a Dunez T Rex Yeah you. Do a dune.
Is real nice Come on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
Let's go it'd. Be so.
Pleasant, I'm imagining like a like a parasitic twin tour on
the side of her. We have no legs.
Oh. God.
No, before I do this, what would happen if I was on her when it
was when she polymorphed? Would I be OK?
Like I don't want me getting on the ship to eliminate that as an
option. For us.
I mean, there's already quite a few of us on the ship.
Yeah, plan eventually. Could it be like a saddle?
Saddle or a Megazord? It hasn't been determined by.
God. Please plead Megazord.
Our lower our lower, but I'm inclined to believe that the
target of the polymorph would not include you.
OK. Yeah, I kind of feel like you.
We would just be like banked out of her insides and either land
next to her or on top of her. You could do polymorph her in an
hour she'll be permanently that form.
So. My fucking speed, she made.
The Megas. The word flying.
What? Because I use my.
Yeah, I mean, can I still dash her though?
She you should turn her into a brass dragon so she can shape
change back into herself. Yeah, so you cannot dash.
Currently can I run? No, you can use your full.
You can use your full movement if that's what you mean, but.
Yeah, I went my 30 foot full movement.
That's all you can do then. OK, that's my turn, guys.
Yeah, all. Right on a huge.
It is the giant demon behind the Magistrate.
Oh no. For Hero.
Damn, I thought I. Thought I rolled high like I
thought I rolled high. Damn you did roll pretty high
but God damn these rolls tonight.
Fucking 33 with roll all the way down to yourself of an 18.
Yeah. So cat, you looking pretty right
right down at the bottom there with Grand Am.
Yeah, I was gonna say I don't have a list to actually look at.
It's not showing up for me. So let.
Me see if I can pull it up here. Apologize.
Oh yeah, it just showed up. Yep, there we go.
So the giant. So many things before me.
The giant thing behind the magistrate roars it's ugly head
and attempts to slam its head down onto KIRO.
Oh. Boy. 22.
Punch it in the nose. Let's see, punch it in the Dick.
At this current moment, I believe that's going to hit me
because I don't have no armor. So my my AC is currently 12.
It could. Be a disadvantage hit though
because of heavily obscured. Fog.
Oh yeah, yeah. Wouldn't there be a disadvantage
for purity? Or we can go with disadvantage.
I tried. He's still going.
He's still going to hit. Me, that is.
Let's see if that rolled through.
I think it did 12 bludgeoning to start off with.
OK, wait, no. Start off with.
Yeah. He opens his ma knowing that his
target is insight for a 20 to hit.
Yep. I can roll that with this
advantage still if you'd like that.
Yes, please. Please.
Still a 20 unless you want the 31.
No, and it is another 31 points of damage.
This one's piercing. The first one was bludgeoning.
Everything. 'S not OK.
And then you're going to have to are you small?
So you you already get that you were grappled currently because
of the bite. If it hits, you are currently
being swallowed by the the creature.
So you are now. Blind.
I'm blinded and restrained and have total coverage against
other attacks, but you are currently taking.
I went from the inside, Caro an. Additional 26 acid damage as
you're being swallowed by the creature I'm.
Glad I got my plan, this is gone.
Choke it from the inside, make it gag on you.
You got that plan though, right? It's it's going to happen.
Well, I must say, and we're going to cross fingers and we'll
see what happens. So you were inside of the
creature that I just swallowed you?
That's what. Oh.
I can start my. I can start my turn.
It's. Inside of the creature?
Yep, you were inside the creature starting your turn.
All right, KIRO, with all willpower question.
Why was KIRO on the same level as the dog if KIRO can fly?
He's not in the it's not the dog, it's the giant demon.
Oh, got you. That's four stories high.
OK, I revert my statement. Which is not been affected by
the reversal of gravity there. Fair enough.
I is she that much? I misunderstood what I heard.
No worries, I do have a character token, I just haven't
turned it on for that because I also think it's hilarious.
But here we go. All right, just tell me what you
think about the character token. I feel like it's appropriate.
For those that don't know, it's Judge Judy, OK?
That's perfect, yes. I'll support this.
Oh, Judge Judy, You Beautiful soul.
All right, so Piro with all she's what's about it, recites
probably guilty the the words to enact his plan.
All right beneath the sunless vault where lanterns drawn in
the pitch. I call by iron Oval and broken
seal. I call by Styx.
Hush and lace sleep. I call, hear me deep ward,
crown, scales of verdict, Fang of death, keeper of the last
lock. Turn your gaze through Morrow
and memory. I mark the bones of kings with
ash. I brand the names of oath
Breakers on my breath. I weigh their hearts on your
town's edge. Black flames that drink the
light, wings that fold the horizon into silence.
Answer the tolling in my blood. O lady of the quiet thresholds,
Ledger of all endings. Wrap the world in your funeral's
wind. Let the living remember.
Let the dead be still by the contract, older than stars by
the seal. Now dawn can be break.
Come forth and bind the wicked to their shadows.
Come forth and crown my will with Stygian fire, Lady of
endings, gavel of final judgement.
Open, open, open. Awaken and be my wrath and.
You said that you managed to say that with stomach acid in your
mouth. Good job.
Just slowly being dissolved. What?
Were you going to say? And that would be the trigger
for the transformation, Josh? And you will hear a simple death
comes my husband. And on the beginning of your
next turn you will transform. All right, that would be his
turn. That's all he can do.
That's that's his plan was to activate.
This you're inside the demon transforming cause anyone's
seen. The.
Boys feel. Like a cocoon, a little bit of
it, but not the whole thing. I.
Have a scene where someone's inside someone's small and then
they get normal size. That one I saw, yeah.
That's all, enjoy the image. Now it's the judge's turn.
Oh God. Wait, why does the judge get a
turn? Why does the judge get a turn?
He bangs his judge, his gavel. He.
They bang their judge, bang their gavel and AI.
We're watching. OK OK, I've not read through all
of this. This is intense.
All style cleaner. Oh.
Oh no. Apathy causing dysphag, so we're
going to have to draw another circle.
For I think we're in danger. Starting.
From yeah, the rum rollers. We laugh in the face of danger.
Ha ha ha ha. I'm unconscious.
I'm in. Danger.
We're going to get fucked. We need to be, we need to be out
of here. So sad now now. 30 That looks
like. 30 that's closer to 30 anyways.
Doesn't seem to affect anyone that's in the vicinity right now
because Kira's inside of a creature's gullet, but anyone
that's within this circle is affected with apathy.
The red circle. Yeah, burgers.
Clearly more food. Than this does that like
everybody. No, no, it's they're only 30
feet and then Patty info he kind of points towards piece.
Of cheese. Let's.
Get Grand Am with his gavel and oh geez.
Generally where granddam is. Yeah, it hurt.
My feelings. That day.
The the burger. King Daylight doesn't.
Mean to do that? Oh.
OK, I know, I know is disadvantage on this so I'm
going to roll twice. Roll and the daylight.
That did that show up better there?
No, it didn't show up better there.
I think it's a three and. Our vampires, now that you
mention it. I didn't show up the way I
wanted to. I'm going to re roll roll roll
one and then roll the other A1. So with disadvantage it would be
a 16 to hit. 18/16/16 will hit. Could you please make a Wisdom
saving throw? Yeah.
You got this. But you asked so nicely.
No, no. That's just highest roll too.
Or lowest roll rather you. You you needed it, needed it to
be the opposite of that. That is 20 points of psychic
damage. Oh wait, Grand am psychic damage
GPK? I don't know.
Oh no, I would. I would argue in Grand Am's
favor that since he is a Druid of the Broken Mirror and subject
to insanity, I'm immune. Should be.
I am immune to fear. I'm not immune to psychic
damage. Not true.
Not yet. OK, so 20 you said?
Yep. And.
He just says you've been judged and it is not looking good I
guess. I'll find out, no.
That would put the small Cerberus up.
Who is at the end near the boat towards the end of a Doon?
Aegis looks is looking up at its mom, yapping like missing its
mom. It's like come back and then
there's some general buzzing around up at the top kind of
chaos. Oh, sorry.
You know what I fucked up guys. You guys should have had the
surprise round all around all all this whole time.
Oh. We get 22 rounds.
That change. That changes a lot of things
around, don't it? Yeah, it does.
I'm not swallowed. Do we want to go back in time?
Suck. It's like, well, yes, please.
I mean, what's the likelihood that we're about to TPK right
now? I mean, it feels like it's
pretty likely you're unconscious.
Somebody swallowed. A lot of us don't have our
inventory, so like spell casting is much harder.
How about I'll give you your free action next turn?
Does that seem fair? Raro Mimay.
Up to this point, Nimaway. I'm still going to be
unconscious so. No, you.
Don't matter to me. Maybe technically your free
action would have happened before you went unconscious, so
maybe like you get a spurt of. Yeah, that's what I that's what
I would call. It right, I guess that would
have happened because I got hit and I would have been topped
around. Yeah.
Because then I would have picked up, then I would then I would
have probably attempted to to break into the break into the
chest and get river on the stuff.
Yes. That would have been my first,
that would have been my first go to that's.
What? We'll call it super.
I mean, I'm, am I, am I Schrodinger's cat right now and
alive? It's fine.
We'll see. Till my next.
Turn. I don't know which I am.
So, so Josh, if with the free action I would have during the
free the free time I would have recited.
So this would mean that am I transformed?
On that next turn, it will be your free turn to do that.
Yes, that's I'm just trying to I'm the only reason that I ended
up on this was because I rolled everybody's else's initiative at
the same time. You guys were rolling your
initiative and then I was looking at the turn order and I
was like, these people get to turn up halfway through.
Like fuck. But it is Cat's turn.
Go Cat. Oh my God.
So I don't know what to do. I was thinking about trying to
catch all of these mosquitoes on fire, but they're.
Going to resist or be immune. To fire.
Yes, if they're friends. Do I know what these creatures
are by looking at them? You would remember a time when
they flow out, flew out of the fissure and took Flint and Shia
and captured them. Oh yeah, that was a bitch.
I remember that. Such a little creature.
You don't think that they would be fully immune as they had
avoided the lava, but you would assume at least that they are
resistant. To its no to its heat.
I promise to keep this forever. OK, so I could I could catch
chain lightning. Get it, get it get.
It. Get it, Get it.
Get. It let's see where am I?
I am back here on the ship. Yep, this purple.
Line has a range of like 300 feet.
Those purple lines have chains that are crossing a Doon ages
for everyone's recollection. Oh OK, I see the purple line
you're talking about. Polymorph.
Should I do true polymorph just right from the RIP?
Just make her a dragon. Fuck yeah.
I mean, here's the thing she needs.
So she'll have to get enter a tone order, right?
If you make her a bronze dragon or brass dragon, I can't
remember which, it has shape change and can shape change into
anything, which means they can become small enough to get away
from those chains and then we all just run the fuck away.
I mean, I like that idea. Right.
Like, biggest thing, the biggest back.
The way we came through the toilet, into the end of the into
the secret passages of the Thieves Guild.
Yeah, the whole point of this was to make her small so we
could book it. Yeah, so we even need to get
into the chest or we need to make her small.
But if we can just make her small done, then everyone uses
this next free turn to GTFL. Wait, I transformed her into a
brass dragon, which is huge. Right, but they have the so you
can either. So it's your choice.
You can either immediately change her into something small
with a fly speed or a high movement speed, or you can
change her into a brass dragon which has a high AC high HP who
can then change herself into something else which turn
economy wise isn't great. So you probably want to go with
the former. So Josh has to determine what CR
she is so that you can decide what she becomes.
And then that happens and we all go because we have the box, we
have our stuff, we have everyone here except for KIRO, who's both
inside and outside the demon. Why do I have to turn what CR
she is? True Polymorph requires you.
You can only cast. A challenge rating that is equal
to or less than the creature that is being turned well.
Or if you are a leveled creature, it's your level.
Well, let's think about it. A dune is the, you know, under
the command of MIME. So I would say Mime's.
She's her own entity. Well, I would say Mimi's level.
She's a sentient, independent being she.
Is she? May leave at any time and.
Take away her free agency. I don't know, I was like for
determining her level and stuff, you know, Captain and the ship
throw together. My knee jerk response is like
CR28 because of handedness more than anything else.
OK, then she could be S28, She could be a lot of things.
She'd be a Drask. We could.
She'd just be a Trask. You could be a.
Trask. If you can, if you have meta
magic you could twin spell it and you could both be trask, but
I don't think you have meta magic.
I don't it. Would.
Be hot. So I guess I'm going to ask.
I'm going to ask a dune be like a dune.
I could transform you into something that could either help
us escape or small so that we can all escape together.
What do you think would be the best option here?
Do you want to be transformed in order to get it out of here?
She. Just goes Oh my love hyper and
she's you can tell she's kind of like hyperventilating she's.
I'm caressing her deck as much as I can 'cause I'm like, I know
this is scary, but we've got to get out of here.
She's just like the first thing I can.
Think of is a butterfly. I know that doesn't help, but.
Don't. Don't, don't.
She'll die immediately. Sorry.
Yeah, like what is a small, fast flying creature?
Sparrow. That doesn't have.
So she could be a so like she could be a lot of a lot of the
dragon types. She could be a lich, a solar
Baylor dragon sphinx. Iron.
Golem blue dragon mummy Lord. She could be a mummy Lord at 15
but that's not great. Hyperfixated CR.
I'm just looking at different. Creatures that you can.
Yeah, I know. I'm trying to look at these
really quickly. I mean, you want something that
can that can get away quickly. So a solar says it has a
movement speed of 150 feet. OK, what's its size category?
It's size is large and it's a celestial being.
It's basically an Angel. How big?
Yeah. How big is the ship currently,
Josh? It's a long as it's a size
category lower than these chains, she should be able to
just slip out unless they're magical.
But a solar also has a bunch of bells attached which could super
help us. Wait, they have a bunch of what
attached? Else they are casters.
Else yeah, I I heard bells the first time.
I heard bells as well. They have legendary.
Action Oh no I could help. Us they also have with.
Direction, yeah, but she can just teleport.
She she will have the legendary action to teleport so.
Yeah, that's right. I thought too she she's
basically gargantuan at this size because the gargantuan is
20 by 20 even. Yep.
She can do resurrection, she could commune so she could talk
to God, and then she could just teleport directly away.
I feel like this is our best bet right here guys.
A solar. Yep, I think so.
It's like the direct opposite of all of these things.
Oh yeah, we're just going to stir the pot, aren't we?
Hi, we'd like to summon an Angel.
I will shut up. So I am picturing a solar in my
head and then I am trying to communicate this to a dune.
I start describing it to her. I was like I could turn you into
a solar, which is a celestial being with wings.
You would still have flight, but you would also have access to
magical abilities that could help us get out of here and help
you get out of here. That, that, that sounds lovely.
I I anything that to help and to escape.
I I don't want to be here anymore.
I am going to just lay my entire body against her decks and I was
like, I love you so much and I'm I'm trying to save you and I
will cast True Polymorph on her. And everyone sees the decks of a
dune undulate and flash in a brilliant white light that is
not blinding but definitely alerting to everyone before she
turns into an angelic creature. That is floating.
Just five feet off the ground. I'm going to be clinging to her,
her arm, her leg, whatever, as best as I can.
Or I guess just flapping next to her depending on where she ends
up and where I was. Oh, I got to get it on this
layer. GM talking.
I need to move that and the change she left off of her as
she stands amongst it looks like besides Cat holding on to the
new or floating next to the new form of a dune and the roarles
and them away, I need to roll her initiative.
She evolved, she's beautiful, like a Digimon.
I say that to her. Tree to a ship to an Angel. 18
OK, she'll be at the top. Anything else you want to do
with Cat? We are here and I do still have
that like free action from the combat.
Yeah, technically Grand Am, you're on deck just so.
You. Know I'm going to catch chain
lightning on these flying death squidos they.
Also have disadvantage correct because the fog.
They are inside of it, yeah. Sorry.
Remember correctly chain chain lightning goes out three 300
feet. Oh shit it just cast it, I was
trying to send it to the chat. Oh, they get a roll deck save?
Yeah. There I sent it finally.
Sorry. Oh, my bad. 150 feet.
What? Happens if they're blinded.
What was that again? Well, I think the nearest one is
15 feet from me, so I can definitely get it I.
Think blind. The bolts lead from target as
many as three other targets. So when it says three others,
does that mean 4 total or three total?
Three both sleeping targets me as three other oh so the initial
so your both sleep out and then be 3 plus an additional three
other targets so. One, then it branches to three
more, 4 total. OK, yeah.
So 4 total. Yeah, yeah, chain lightning and
it just rolled all the damage at once.
Good. I don't know where your DC is,
but I rolled for the 1st 4, then 15/17/19 and 19.
They they need to yeah, 19 to yeah, they need to make a saving
throw of 19 like. The guy.
Is this affecting their savings throws though the fog cloud or
is that affecting your? I don't think it affects
anything, the fog cloud in this case, right?
Inside the fog that they'd be they'd have disadvantage on
attack rolls. I'm not sure about saving
throws. They are they're they're.
Blinded. So blinded it is automatically
fail any ability check that requires sight and the attack
rolls have it against it have advantage and their creatures
attacks have disadvantage. Nothing about saves.
OK. So yeah, then the last two save
it sounds like with the 19 to 19 in the 1st.
Yeah, so they only take half damage.
Well, spells actually require that require sight, so this
would require them to see the light becoming right.
Wait, does it? Matt read blind again.
Blinded Blinded creature can't see and automatically fails any
ability check. An ability check being I don't
know if that counts as a save contest scale passive group
checks. So I believe blind people it
just. Have heavily obscures.
It's not the blind. If you read a let's see heavily
obscured area such as darkness, fog, a creature effectively
suffers from the blinded conditions when trying to see
something in that area. OK.
Thank you. So if ability checks means
saving throws, then it would probably have to make that save
because it's a deck save, right? Yeah, it is a deck save.
To dodge, Yeah. So decks generally mean site, so
it would probably auto fail. It's like a little storm.
Sorry, Storm. Clouds.
No, an ability check is not a saving throw.
They are distinct, though related according to according
to AI and Reddit AI and. AD.
Beyond saving throw is not an ability to check.
These are two separate mechanics that both use.
Fun fact, did not know. Where are you now and?
Now we just have to battle. Yeah, I think the big thing
right now is we're just going to try to escape, right?
Everyone use your if you can use.
Don't. Don't just sit there.
Use your movement to leave. Where is leave?
Back the way we came, right behind that.
And they do. They flushed themselves.
Oh, they're medium now. Cool.
Like right there. They need to.
That's so funny. Let.
Me see what that does damage wise.
OK, so two of them took 51 for sure and then 26 for.
The Why the fuck did you bring one of my chickens into the
house, Gabe? OK, how'd they get out?
Find the hole? I just got the chicken, man.
OK, after my turn I've got to go figure out how my chickens are
getting out of my coop. Hello.
Chicken. It is your turn if cat's done
with hers. Yeah, Cat is just going to cling
to a dune. I mean, like, all right, we got
to get out of here. She's not happy Fluffy, but she
was not very pleased about. These pensions.
Let's see here. Actions.
What do I have available?
Roro, are you still unconscious? I don't know.
I was, but I might not be, but I was.
Technically, we'll just, we'll just say theoretically you are
not. OK, I get back up.
I open my eyes again. I apologize.
Hey Rick, on a scale of 1 to 10, how good are you?
I'm good. Are you?
Good you just here. You know, fair enough.
I don't know I'm going to role play my fucking character mains.
I'm going to attempt to cast a spell can I use so I have the
stick that turned into a shillelagh does that considering
I would druid and I can cast spells with like Staffs and
stuff. Can I cast a spell that's a bit
on the steeper end? Druids have real or spell
casting focus. Well, if.
You have to. Count as a spell casting focus.
Oh, OK. I shouldn't.
Lately it's a magic stick, same as a staff.
You need missile toy to cast though.
But then again, I imagine Grand Am's spell focus is an acorn.
What is Grand Am's focus? It's historically been either
his Lantern or his staff. I forgot about the Lantern.
Never mind. I should never forget about the
Lantern. Was the Lantern part of your
items before? He just has a regular Lantern.
It's not the weird magic Lantern that I made for Rick's campaign.
I was glad. To talk to you about 1:00, but I
ultimately like it was my first few days and I ultimately
decided against it. Then I mean, as long as you
continue with the shillelagh, I don't know, maybe it becomes the
Lantern somehow. I was going to attempt to
contact other plane. Oh.
OK. Or rather I guess it's more of a
message than contact other plane because I'll contact other plane
where is it not message sending? What is it?
I do have contact other plane prepared though.
Why is my? Why is it being difficult?
To a creature you are familiar with, doesn't.
Yeah, you can send a message across to other planes, even for
sending. Then we're spending a message
straight to Grand Am Prime and hoping that we piss off some
some spaghetti monsters on the way.
OK, OK. And I'm letting him know like I,
I'm just saying like a grand damn message I envision is just
like a like a convoluted amalgamation of like everything
he's experiencing all at once And every like random thought
just sits straight to the other grand Am's head.
And they would do like psychic damage to any normal person but
not him. Like it makes perfect sense to
each other. Like, Oh yeah, I I totally get
that. Like there's a like big demon,
KIRO swallowed owl mosquitoes boat turned to Angel running
away toilet flush and a big tower and then he's going to
skedaddle into the. OK, message is sent
successfully. There doesn't seem to be any
responses of currently. That's.
Fine, it is time for the the skedaddling.
Going to attempt to flush myself in the toilet.
I can. The.
Number 69 somehow is read just under the toilet seat lid as you
as you flip it and jump in and flushing you flush away to
somewhere you're not sure if it's the Thieves Guild or not
yet. That's fine, I gotta go check on
my chicken coop now. I'll be back in a little bit.
Good luck. The Cerberus floating in the air
does nothing currently because I'm skipping turns.
Then it would be rural with Mimi on deck and in a way to follow
for their free actions. Look up in the mama's eye or
Captain Mimi's eyes, and I say Captain, I know what it is to be
both alive and the dead. It was crazy.
And then I jump out of her arms, pick her up, look back to see if
Kiro's chill, don't see him, but see this creature and maybe
something glowing in its stomach and be like.
It's definitely roiling and bubbling.
Yeah, well, can't do much. About that right now.
And then I use my movement speed to fly to the toilet.
I believe Captain is gone, right?
She is dipped for the night. Yeah, but.
You have her. Yep, I'm going to say all right,
off you go. I'm just going to make sure to
grab everyone and then I deposit her into the toilet.
With yourself. No, not with myself.
I have stuff to do. Oh.
OK. So, well, 'cause I need to, so
I'm going to do that. My siblings I assume are no
longer where caught like they were on the ship, right?
So now they're on the ground, right?
Correct. Sorry.
My my gaggle of now 4 NPCS all flee to the toilet cause the
wizard is also now they're holding an egg just like oh God
no no no no no no no no. Not the baby.
They all flee. An egg.
Or the seed, egg, seed. Same thing.
Sort of. Not really.
All right. Who else is there?
Who else needs to go? Grand Am is also in the toilet,
right? On the toilet?
Yep. I look at Agonon and I say you
want the lift. Nim away.
Oh, I'm a bull.
Yes, please. Fly over to her since I have a
stupid amount of movement speed and I haven't used any of my
actions or anything we. Must.
Have parted. Grab her.
Fly her over. All right, let's see.
Oh, wait. Did.
She, like I want to hear, to hear.
Come fog and then Nope. Right.
I mean, that was the plan. We we, we are succeeding.
Escaping. That's the plan.
We're doing it always. Turn to set the question so
quickly I'm imagining like as I'm running forward and right as
I start to slow down, you just swoop over and bring me right
back to where I came from. One O 5 I had a 60.
I have 120 base. I could dash and then I can
action. So plenty of speed.
Drop everyone off, fly back over to the Aduna.
Oh yeah, everything divided by two.
So that would be two O 5 of that.
That's fine. Grab a dune and drag her over
while flying closer to the toilet so she can escape
quickly, and then use my action to ready my reaction to grab
KIRO as soon as he's out. So 240.
I'm back. I guess I can't give you that.
Where are you? Where is Kira?
All the way up here still. Hero would be theoretically
inside the monster. In a stomach, earth, throat.
Throat. One of the two, yeah.
So that's fine. I'm going to move to here, still
having my action, so I will ready my action so if KIRO
emerges, I am going to fly over so that he can grab me and then
attempt to return via flight. Yeah, this is the movement speed
episode, so 60. So I could basically on it with
my action, fly over to him. He can grab me and then I can
fly back to where I am currently.
That would be the turn, and then he would pick me up.
Well, he has fly too. That's right.
Never mind. I don't need to do that.
I'll just stand ready. I'll stand ready to assist him
if it seems like he needs assistance.
And that's my turn. To KIRO, just standing ready to
see if KIRO needs assistance. Who's him?
Yeah, OK. KIRO Everyone else should now be
at or in the toilet. Now that your turn is over, I'm
going to remind you you forgot Cat but.
I'm clinging to Adune, yeah. And when I drag the adune.
That is correct. OK, so you went down the toy?
Train. Down the toilet with with the
dune, I guess. I mean, I brought them to the
toilet. It's up to them to go through
it. Right, right.
Yeah, which would leave. Hide behind the column.
That would be smart. And you got Grand Dam down the
toilet as well. He went down himself.
That's right. That's right.
That's right, that's right. So yeah, that would leave KIRO.
Yeah, I'm hiding behind and it is.
Your free actions turn. Yeah, I'm about to get large
real, real quick. That throat that that throat's
about to go boom. Wait or.
Become. Large and you just become like
he becomes like a skin suit. No, more like huge Josh, you got
the, you got the token right for the image.
Oh no, I did not grab that good reminder.
I know that I. Have no, don't worry, I have.
I have picture. I'll show picture.
I'm confused. Oh God, somebody's.
About this soul. Kind of.
For a wife. For a dummy mommy.
So KIRO pops out from the bursting neck.
Not large but huge and I sent a picture of what UC royal pop and
burst from the neck Let. Me pull.
I bet he regrets eating you now. And then Josh, everything within
within 120 feet needs to make ADC 21 Wisdom saving throw A.
So dope. There's a lot of Wisdom saving
throws. Are you ready for this?
I do evolve into a dragon. Yep.
First one's a natural 25. Like are we at the toilet being
calculated in this? Say that one's blue.
I think Naganon just said something and then vanished.
Yeah. So are we in the toilet
encapsulated by this radius? No, Oh no, no.
It's, it's people of, you know, basically if you're not a friend
of me, you get this. Not a.
Friend with me? You're not a friend with me.
It really is a easy way to see if he really thinks that you're
OK or if he's not a friend. With me didn't.
Know I let her. Speak. 1-2 last person, three
you're. Not friends with me 5-6.
I should have played the lottery tonight.
Still can. OK.
I 01 more creature minus. 1. Bad.
All right, what was the save 20? 1.
All right, let me read back through these.
Oh my God, fuck off. Ninny.
It might be easier. OK, no, it's definitely still
all right. She's so fucking rude.
One 2/3. Four, That's the big giant guy
that made it. The thing that tried to swallow
me. Yeah, that was the number four.
You still burst out of it, but it's still it's still saved. 5.
Just now going to bleed out. Get fucked old man. 7 So there
are still some demons around, we'll say the 733 or four of
which were the giant mosquitoes. And yeah, two of them are these
other insectile looking Wasps. Yeah, everybody who everybody
who failed is now frightened of me.
And yeah. And that's just that's, that's,
and that is just, that's just being, that's just being within
around me. That's not, that's not an
action. That's just my mere presence
causes that in this form. Now I'm, I'm about to use my
action because this is still part of the free action.
He's going to use the free action to use Infernal Eruption.
Every creature within 90 feet of me must make ADC 21 Constitution
safe. You're.
Not within 90 feet. You're within 90 feet.
Are we quick? Somebody do the doodles.
Must say somebody do the doodle from from where?
Because I'm technically above the dude, not there.
I'm I would burst out like right above the dude in the chair 90
feet. From current from where you
currently are. Yeah, no, I'm.
I'm technically right above the dude sitting in the chair
because I burst out. Yeah, yeah.
What's the radius? Technique.
Oh, you're safe for all. You're safe.
You're good. Oh yeah, we are outside of it.
I like 2 squares for all. Who's that still by the bug?
Is there somebody left by the bugs?
I. Think this isn't my captain's
token? Like she can move.
She's she's been moved and deposited into the toilet.
Safely. You're safe.
You live here now, in the
toilet. This is our home.
That is an interesting one. I'm trying to go back and even
trying to figure out what it would take like save wise of you
exploding out of this creature. Trying to constitution everyone
loves the old reduce and then enlarge on yourself.
God. That would be such a fun combo.
Bro just make an Ant man. Though, Yeah, I mean, KIRO, in
your current firm you form, you have your stats, right?
Yep. All right, So yeah, let's roll
that strength. Versus.
This this creature's constitution.
OK, all right, got to do this manual.
This is evil. So let's see.
Here. Go here.
Not that evil.
All right, roll AD 20 and then add the NAW.
Can they come out like Ace Ventura?
Insidious Pepper spun. I just seen a 2.
Hero. Oh no.
And then add plus 14 puts it at 16.
It is 17. Wait wait, do I retain?
Do I retain my class skills in my form?
No. No.
You've transformed into another form.
It's just like if you were to druid, Druid form, you know you
would. You're in another form.
Yeah, you take on the stance of the thing, unless it's like
intelligence. Well, no.
Druids take on the stats, but they retain their class powers.
They retain class powers. Changed has that ability, I
mean, I don't know what what it is this mechanic is that you
guys have created. I also don't know what it is
that you're. What Breathe?
How about I say the class feature Breathe allows me to
reroll a safe, a failed safe dealing with constitution.
It's the only one that it's, it's a separatability, OK.
I'll allow it. I'll allow it.
It is the most important thing I will agree to.
Any Marshall character is breathing 20.
That one does beat it. So you do burst forth still.
And I really wanted you to become.
A skin suit person. Hey, can you guys get this off
of me? No, it's too funny, right?
Now, so Josh, how how many people fail their con save for
the eruption? Oh, I don't know how.
Didn't even get that far. I went back to the other thing.
So. It's a.
It's only through 9. It's only within people within
90. It's only within 90. 90.
Yeah, hopefully that reduces your roles a little bit for you.
We're going to say it starts here.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh. 90 Yeah, that's
really going to be. 3. 123. OK, Oh goodness.
What was that again? DC-21.
No. What con?
A con. If just wrath of God.
God. 6 God, five that's so excited. 18 that ignore that
last one. Oh yeah, and him technically
too, so 6. I keep forgetting that the yeah
the flying Cerberus 22 for the judge.
All right, pass for half. 11 for the big guy that swallowed you.
Oh, he failed. Natural 20 for A, 24 for the the
Cerberus. All the puppy pass for half good
puppy. How much damage are we talking?
About all right. They will be taking 16-D6 and
8D6 necrotic. Those that fail will take full,
those that pass will take half, and additionally those that
failed will gain 1 level of exhaustion due to the over
impression ugly. Ignore the necrotic, but go
ahead. All right, so let's see.
Go on a roll. Got to click the button a few
times. Where's the D6?
One moment loading. Please wait.
Yeah, 16-D6 takes a while. OK.
And we it might be sitting on a side house, but it didn't know
it was 59 fire damage and those that failed are exhausted.
We'll take one level of exhaustion, 20. 5.
Wait, that doesn't make sense, 20.
Like power would you have to give up to get this thing?
How to put a ring on the finger? How to put a ring on that?
OK, 30, OK, we'll say 3 of the we'll just even as easy as
peasy. No, it's only two because we
only only two of them has taken damage.
It looks like from previous two of them burst two of the
mosquitoes. So far they just like fat the
fat sacks they are. We are the mosquitoes.
Release us. We are slaves.
And then? 59 him OK, so he's not immune to
the necrotic either. The big guy that you came out of
though, so. Oh, OK.
Go ahead and roll, roll the necrotic all.
Right, all right, we. Do do do do do make more of
those. OK, click the button 1234 678.
Roll 30 points for necrotic for all those that need necrotic,
half if they passed. Yep, just making sure.
OK, big judge. Guy seems unfazed, but the giant
demon behind him seems weakened, especially from you bursting
forth from his chest and a gaping hole that presided and
the rest of the room. Let's see here.
Oh, I got to see what these guys.
OK, so 30 definitely seem to be harrowed by your change.
Wait a minute, I just thought myself, it does being frightened
of a creature affect how they roll?
I didn't think so. I thought it just made them have
to move away. No, that is a very frightened.
Disadvantage on ability and attack or ability checks and
attack ability checks though. OK, just make sure I could.
I couldn't realize why I didn't ask.
Whistle. There are things with
exhaustion. Whoever failed, they also they
take the damage plus they have a one level of exhaustion.
So yeah, first level of exhaustion is not the great, you
know, the biggest, you know, hitter, but, you know, stacked
it up a few times that start hurting and that's my that's my
free action. What?
It's such a this is this is such a strong ability.
Oh, trust me, there there's a like.
Once in the blue moon. Yep, it is a it's a yeah, that
we there were, there are heavenly restrictions, as we'll
say. All right.
And then Kira will. This is your guys's trump card
that I was planning on for anyways too with Kira.
Kira will fly over to rural. Who was just before the turtle
it. Yeah.
Yep. Got an action ready?
To basically unconscious. He's basically so, yeah.
Yeah. Remember KIRO?
Carol was KIRO. Will scoop.
You were dead. Him up in Carol will scoop him
up in his into his claw as part of his movement.
This is crazy. We're going to be a rich dude.
You're going to make so much Dragon's breath for us.
KIRO head head because you know it's a long term to his head
rolls down and goes stay with me friend, stay with me.
So it's moving. So that's that's free.
That's my free and then my actual action once a day
teleport and KIRO will imagine in his mind the opening area
that basically where where we were flying outside of the PNC
area. He will use that to send him and
rural too, while gesturing with his other draconic appendage in
a very rude and gestured way. Flash them.
Wait. Yeah, yeah.
You can see Sack. I would like to introduce you to
Ligma Ligma. I do.
Do you want to communicate with rural before before.
Doing rural art raw art raw. Are you accepting the fact that
I'm taking us to safety? Sure.
Outstanding. I have consent.
Good DMI have consent. I'm, I'm, I'm particularly,
particularly asking just specifically because the rest of
the party is not going where you're going.
Well, wait, let's see. How does teleport?
How does teleport work? Hold on real quick, do you
remember how teleport works? You need to have known where you
were before. Why don't you just go through
the toilet? I'm not sitting in a damn
toilet. That's 'cause you've talked to.
Yourself. Have you?
Have you tried? Have you just dip a toe in and
see what happens? Wait, who's going to pull the
plunger for me? Everybody's gone.
It's like the. What's the wait?
Can I can I can I stick can I stick my tail in the toilet like
the tip of my tail in the toilet and then wave royalson to hit
the the toilet? Josh, Josh can I can that be it?
My can I can I do that? I use my tail to dip it in the
toilet and then use royalson to help like hit the the the
handle. Hit the button.
Does that work? Was yours what what you're
saying them away in important to the situation?
I just wasn't catching it. I was arguing that it's like the
Harry Potter key port things that you touch it and then you
like squirreling. It sucked in, but no, no it was
not constructive. Shut up.
It's not quite like that, but if Raul's accepting of the
situation and plus presses the button, you feel an exorbitant
force, more than you thought was possible on your tail just.
Just imagining this Gyrant dragon just spiraling in the air
before slowly disappearing in a vortex.
I'm, I'm currently wondering where, where, where do we end
up? Josh, where do we end up?
I guess you'll find out next time.
Oh. Yeah.
Wait, did did Cat and Dune go through the toilet yet?
Are we still in here? No, you can.
Just choose the toilet, you guys have to go in but you guys still
have your free round I think. Yeah, if you you've seen the
dragon and where I'll go down, presuming that you follow, Yeah.
I was going to say I thought we had to wait to do that on our
turn. I mean, oh shoot, if.
That was the case. Wait, would I have seen them on
the ground? Because I would have, you know,
clock grabbed. Them as being clutched give them
no watching you coming with me. Yeah, like, hey, wait, hold on,
let me just do that. Just this giant like badass
looking dragon having a very comical event of being flushed
down the toilet. Is there a question?
KIRO is feeling very dignified right now, flushing himself down
the toilet. It's also covered in shit like
cannon covered in shit. Well, I think after KIRO goes
through, it's going to be clean. It's going to be a clean toilet.
Maybe one of those things where like a fountain of shit just
like comes out right and like he's gonna force it through not.
Only that, but like as you were setting Raul inside, you would
notice like this is not just limited to the toilet area.
It is covering the walls, the ceiling or somehow there is shit
everywhere. But as you were sucked down,
your body was just like here, ripped, whipped around and
cleaned out the area. Yeah, it all down with you.
Wait. I can imagine like him going
like a little like a whip in the air and like, like hitting the,
the mosquitoes, like just my head like a helicopter.
The episode Dragon Squeegee, I don't know.
Exactly. Dragon squeegee, yes.
A pipe dream? Pipe dream?
That's a good one. Shit, literally I guess, but.
Yeah, and wait, so do we all just get pulled down the toilet
with the dragon? Yes, well, y'all went down
first, so the Dragon's coming after you.
Well. In the moment before Nimway
passed the threshold, her eyes would have gotten this like,
like distant look, just like not again.
But I'm just surrender and acceptance.
Again. Like oh, I guess this is
happening. Again.
I can't help but laugh. Is it like I partially created
the situation long ago but? You did.
This is your fault. How long ago?
Was this in the making? Oh, the very early I want to
say. Yeah, like 2021 or so was when
the evil campaign started and. Yeah.
And they they'd gone up the poop shoot, which started this whole
shenanigans with the Thieves Guild being down in the sewers.
Yeah, it's just being connected by all of the toilet pipes.
And we found so many weird characters down there.
They were like, oh, this is evil.
But then they ended up helping us, maybe because we are all so
evil. Yeah.
And jeez, I don't even know. So it's like, yeah, it's it's a
whole thing now that probably is going to transgress to other
worlds. I think that the Thieves Guild
is connected by the sewers. Yes, this toilet humor will
never stop. Every single thieves Guild and
it's like the Harry Potter Ministry of Magic in order to
get into the Thieves Guild. You have.
To push yourself. Yeah.
And they're really. Nice ones like it's pretty easy.
Like it's, it's, it's posh like in Ministry of Magic, but in
like the worst country places it's literally the outhouse.
Yeah, they gotta jump. In there, swim to the bottom.
There's a trap door. To the bottom.
Oh, that's horrible.
Just trying to throw down there. You'll be safe.
There's a pocket around 40 feet in.
Oh my God. You're going to want to stop,
you're going to want to take in the take in the air, but you're
not going to want to because at the same time it's going to be
full of shit. Shit, you're.
Just going to breathe. In these tads, right in your
nostrils. Hey, you can't complain though.
That's the only portal we've got to this, you know, far-flung
planet you're nosing at this horse installed.
Now the question is if Kira was to blow fire into the tube that
he comes out of. Would it stop?
Tasting us from all the methane, What does?
Burning shit smell like. Not.
Good. About to say the methane alone.
I don't know. Don't do that, I advise.
Oh fire would just come from all toilets.
All pipes would just fucking explode.
Imagine the one guy taking a shit at this time and just being
launched off the toilet. First time I tried.
Mexican food. I'm never doing that again.
We. Get a Brazilian wax though.
Oh. Terrible.
That's a I'm very, I'm very curious to see what happens with
this whole like, married to death thing.
Yeah. Is this like a like a once a?
How do you how do you activate that ability?
So see, how do you mean again, pulling up how me and Josh
agreed to do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, Yeah.
I see. I can't remember if I'd
specified time frame, but I know that I'd said that it was a
relatively rare occurrence when you could do it.
Yeah, it can only be done once, I said.
I sent once a month or unless directed by the Goddess herself.
All right, how long is it like a once a month real life or once a
month in game? And also how many how?
How long have we been playing in game?
Once a month in game? In game.
What do you mean? How long have you been playing
in game? Because like how long has rural
been playing? It's been like a few months, few
months because so the time frame of the game specifically is I
did, I did go back and do this at one point.
So one day is more or less one day of their time.
So like one month of our time is more or less one month of their
time. And that is construed in the
fact that their day is 4 hours. So it's a one to one time slot.
More or less. So I've been so Aurora's been
playing for years then. Yes.
So you can use. So essentially Rick can use or
he can use this once every 4-4 sessions.
No once every once every other session, because you alternate
sessions so you can use it every.
No, not. Every other week.
No, no, no, no, no, because it's still like the campaigns are at
the same time. So yeah.
So it would be if I used it or the the Goddess command the use
of it, I would be locked out from the ability to use it for
four sessions. Correct.
And by say we do remember that. Right, it's every.
God. Every God, every God is excluded
except for death. That was the deal he made with
Franklin, the path to the realm of the dead.
Right. Must remain open, right?
I I I see Jacob flashing, but I don't hear anything.
Oh, I think it's just because he walked away and his mic is
picking up the background noise. I.
Say, OK, but yeah, yes, that that was Kiro's plan, right
there was that was his hit. Well, that was his Hail Mary
plan. That was Hail Mary planned.
Worked pretty well. Yeah, I.
Was gonna say I feel like it worked out.
Definitely put them in disarray while everybody else ran away.
Yep. How about I say let's see,
Stygian. Oh, this might be a little more
wicked than the dragon breath we got from Oh God, my brain's the
Dragon's name. It's going to come to me.
Also, I assume it got absorbed in like every other object on
the Adune but the table. If it didn't, I would have
obviously picked it up. Good clarification.
It definitely was absorbed in. Speaking of which cat, just for
your for for our clarification, I'm assuming to you guys would
get to the other side and drop the polymorph or what you doing
holding the polymorph until you get the chest open I'm guessing?
I would want to hold the polymorph till we can get the
chest open, especially if we're going to be in a small
underground space. I don't want to just let her go
back to her normal size and like be crushed by her own
metamorphosis. Yeah.
No, that makes sense. Also, I guess you could also
give her the option because if you hold it for an hour it
becomes permanent. I could just be.
A permanent solar. So far it's definitely not been
an hour just because of the time frame of things.
When you guys get to the other side, it would probably be just
as the, you know, slooshing down the tube would go up, go up to
probably probably half of that time.
I mean, we honestly, we the biggest thing is you'd have to
get her to a location that she would physically sit in if she
even if she didn't. Want to stay somewhere, right?
We have to get to an area large enough for a ship.
Yeah, just for a ship. But for a ship to like birth?
Hey, Josh, we're. Opening the chest to get to the.
Yeah, to get to the bottle. What's up, Britt?
What kind? What kind of foundation is?
Where the group at? What's the foundation like?
What do you mean a? Ground.
The ground. What is the ground?
Is it, you know, unworked? Earth and stone, no, that is
very much like cobbled together stone work.
Some even like as you're sliding down the tubes, you know, formed
metal or wood in some cases. Fun fact, How nice?
How nice is that? How nice is that floor going to
be once a big ass dragon lands on it?
Because there's probably. Going to be some complaints,
yeah. Well, they're probably going to
complain about the big hole in the ground because, guys, he's
burrowing us. The if.
If we can't find a way out, he's burrowing us a path out.
Cool. I mean, so OK, Also another
thing Josh, before we jump off, based on what I know, the
wizard, the NPC, do I know where is an appropriate place to put
this seed? I'm debating between a religion
and a history. Check for yourself.
Let me check my character and tell you if we get deal.
With a meta gaming check. Right.
Well, I I mean this is this character built this thing or
not built it but. The closest to a meta gaming
check would be a history so. That's fine.
I have a very high history check.
Did I give myself? Yes I did.
I gave myself guidance because I fucking love that spell.
I guide myself. Dang, only a 24 plus AD 4 plus
this 25 Oh. You know you're best.
ADC Jack. Would be before going down the
toilet because down the toilet is not another plane, but not
quite going to be able to. It's good.
It's still would reach the depths of hell that you would
want. Either one would work, but if
you were to do it where you're at, you would fuck up something.
You know the Thieves Guild? If I did it down there, you
mean? Yes.
Versus here, which seems to be the center of their.
Base of operations, more or less.
Hell yeah, they're. Not kind of.
Freaking flash. Bangers.
Yeah. I mean, if I can, but I mean,
it's up to you before I go down. I will, I don't know, set it on
the ground. Well, you said that you were
doing some rituals. What were those rituals?
So the ritual I was originally casting I was going to cast as
forbiddens. But I could also do like a
ceremony or something like that. I don't know exactly.
I mean, Utah, I, I, if it's a ritual that I have to do to like
plant this thing, I would do that then.
But I was originally doing forbiddens to create a award
against magical travel and then. Doing if it were the other one.
If I was planting it. No, the what was the other
ritual you said? Well, the first thing I was like
what I was planning on casting was forbidden.
That creates, you know, it's kind of like a a anti evil area
that prevents planar travel. I also have ceremony that which
is another ritual ceremony is I don't let me look it up there.
Ceremony 5 EI can perform one of several religious ceremonies,
atonement, bless, water, coming of age, dedication, funerature,
funeral, rite, investiture and wedding.
Ezra knows about weddings. Presumably Investiture, which is
you touch one willing humanoid, choose one first level spell
that you know expend a sauce lot and then I can cast a spell or
dedication touch one humanoid to dedicate it to a God service.
I mean dedication. Seems.
Or coming of age Touch one touch a thing that's a young adult for
the next 24 hours, it gets AD 4. That's not great.
I I I have ceremony, a generic ceremony ritual spell.
Besides what you were saying, I guess if you were to cast
ceremony and outside of the ones that it was even saying and you
were to dedicate, I know I'm kind of leaning towards that one
I guess and I an ideal towards that ceremony.
So I would so holding the seed, I would go into the center of
room. This, this version of me, which
is my whole purpose for existing right now.
And I would cast dedication on myself, holding the seed,
dedicating myself, that version of me to it, liberty and
justice. And then yeah, that's what it
would be with the seed intention for it to be Liberty, and then
for a twin to be formed that looks similar to my Simulacrum
for Justice. Though now now this NPC will be
totally out of my hands. Liberty and justice types.
Liberty, liberty, liberty, the ideal of liberty, and justice.
For for all those who hold good in their hearts.
Good. Good or neutral in their hearts,
Yes. Not.
I like how you had to. Just got to.
Just got to just. Got to define the parameters a
little bit plus anyone that's me.
Thank you. Put a little claws right there
at the end. And I, as everyone escapes, I
say, hasta La Vista, baby. No, I don't say that.
What's a good give me liberty or give me death?
And I wink at the camera and then I activate it.
Where do you plan it in the room specifically to, out of
curiosity? I was hiding in the ship, then
probably dropped. I would have been here.
I naturally would like to place it here at the center of the
center thing. What you've had, let me think
that is the purple circle is the gravity area, Yeah.
Yeah, but I assume this thing doesn't need doesn't need to be
sitting on the ground. So I'll hurl myself into the air
and float halfway up into the space directly in the center,
and then plant it in the air so that it the center of its in the
center of this room and then it does its thing in a in a cool
magic way. There was definitely a throbbing
presence that proceeds from there, but.
OK, I'm back and I heard the word throbbing presence.
Perfect timing. You're about to witness God.
How are you getting getting away from this I guess?
I don't plan. To.
So it becomes. Liberty I become justice.
So the God gets split into like a twin persona.
OK. And then?
The wizard known or the the. The simulacrum of the wizard
don't formally know as Matt becomes no longer.
OK. Just clarifying because This is
why he's here. OK.
Mission accomplished after this. The reverberation not only
presides over the area, but also over time, Space and Mass just
rums out from the space and just.
Presumably the shadow seekers will feel this in the next
session. Yeah, good thing they're
outside. And while you're doing this
majestic thing, there is a giant black dragon being spiraled down
into a toilet. One, well, one thing this the,
the, the, the we're very much not outside on that campaign.
Nope, Nope, Nope. You guys are inside bro.
I don't remember what happened last we went through the
purgatory. Game We're trying to save the
moon, We're trying to save the. Moon We were in the middle of an
interview with the Big. Ashima with Ashima.
Yeah, and somebody was about to cast Earthquake on a bunch of
machinery to fuck up his plants. That's even like guest.
We're doing this like once again.
I'm playing the role of like instigator.
I apologize for that, but I think we're all on the same page
there. We were all.
Yeah. I mean, this is, I mean, here's
the thing. I'm antagonistic towards
Franklin so. Ronald said.
Or do you mean the wizard known as Matt?
The wizard who is doing mass and I don't know if he knows the
status of the other team anymore.
I just want to I didn't sit on any table.
The most like mind fucky DND scenario I've ever seen in.
Life, you're welcome. That's like what do I have like
having to like decide what the all these characters know and
the fact that they like share a consciousness to a degree and
are aware of that yet can still hate each other like bro.
You can hate yourself. Yeah.
But yeah, that happens. It happens to Franklin.
So what? If Franklin kills Matt, what
happens to Franklin? Does he become Matt?
Does he stop existing? I don't know.
So the way that I've played it is when, when the first rhythmic
happened and all the minds touched Franklin, who you didn't
know him at the time. When I first started this game,
he was an incredibly kind, very caring, very good person.
Very innocent. Very innocent and the the moment
he realized like the truth of reality, like he broke and now
he is what he is. I have no I have no idea what
will happen if I kill myself one day.
But they are at odds sort of. I'm also playing it like the
more though they interact in that like white space in your
rhythmic their their values still become more aligned.
Like even though they hate each other?
Right. It's it's an interesting, it's
an interesting thing to play. I have to, I have to consider
each one kind of separately. In the moment I'm just like,
yeah, like fuck that guy. So.
What was? That line about with the
different neutral in their hearts.
So above the table, this essentially, I think you were
here last week, right where I kind of explained how or how, at
least from what I understand, how the gods work in this realm.
Yes, but I think I was during it, so remind me.
So essentially the three prime deities, Alley, Opolis,
Minneapolis, Micropolis, they are if you think of like the the
9 or the three by three grid of like alignments.
They represent vertical bars of chaos, order and neutrality, not
one individual itself. And there is currently no
individual dots for any of the individual cells.
So think of that as like one level lower in hierarchy and
then a level below that. Are the mortals turned deities
table or NPCDDSI think minor ones and then mortals to turn
into DDDS. So what this creature does, it's
made from the circular or the the torque of alleyopolis who is
good or chaos and then me who is neutral so mycopolis.
So it will create the NPC twin set of gods for neutral good.
In the. Form of a giant tree.
Mostly just because I like the fanatics of liberty and justice
and it seemed a cool way to send this NPC off of my simulacrum so
I don't constantly play 2 characters.
So the seed is 1 individual that was born when Matt hit the table
and was like a little godchild. And then I am transforming the
simulacrum into another version or a twin of that one just for
thematics. And I like the idea of a a twin
set of neutral gods. Yeah, kind of like a like think
of like a part or like a pantheon side or something that
I don't know, but. How did the seed come to be?
Again? What was the logic behind that?
So there was a big series of spells that I cast on the table.
The ones related to the seed are.
Specifically, after you had gotten to the table, which is a
whole chain of events based upon the fact that you were.
Someone had a cell phone. Well, you.
Someone had a cell phone and then I figured it out.
You based it off of that idea, which was you'd killed your.
Killed myself while wearing. A ring of mine.
Shielding, which stores your soul objects, because I saw that
phone, that phone transfer objects can transfer based on
who's holding them. So so long as I was in the ring
object and my body was an object, someone could pick it up
and take it with them. Which then let me bring myself
into the game. Resurrect myself.
When I resurrected myself, I had already been wearing a backpack
full of crap, one of which was the spell or the potion that you
get for running the one shot that everyone voted on that made
you level 20 for one session. Yep, as well as.
A bunch of like spells in space. Yeah, yeah.
So that all what? I'm missing is how the seed
physically came through. So the seed is the torque from
rural, which was given to me or my character.
Then I became an accolade of Michael POS.
Landed on the table then if I if you cast Nistel's Magic aura
which is a spell, it's a wizard spell. 1 of the rules are for
2021 is that you can change a magical object to appear non
magical to spells and you can change an object to appear as a
creature to spells. So if you cast a spell, if you
cast this thing, you could make someone who isn't not or isn't
humanoid appear humanoid so that spells that affect humanoids
affect that person. Right?
So I made this magical object to the torque which above the table
is a apparently the seed of immortality.
Like if we ever decided to become gods.
This is how you do it. That's the object you use.
Which I've already alluded to yourself there.
So I took that made this magical object appear magically as a non
magical plant, then cast awaken on that non magical plant to
give sentience to the sea to the torque.
So it became a sentient God yard.
Then I ascended and then gave the power to the torque.
So the whole seed thing was just to make the torque into a
sentient tree. Yeah.
And then the sentient tree also because I also at the time I
ascended to godhood and then descended and gave the power
that I acquired to the seeds so that when it got planted, it
would immediately ascend as anpc, you know, a Shard of
God-given sentience. So a higher.
Tier saying that we would destroy anything that ascended
to God. We agreed we would not ascend to
godhood and this character did not agree to any of that.
I believe. The outside of that agreement.
The wizard is not. In that agreement, I think it
also says that if you agree, you also agree to destroy anything.
Surprised to accept the government.
So everyone, everyone else that signed that now has to attack
this tree. Either attack the tree or so at
least when I created it, because so the prime deities are on the
IT is the planet, right? So we can't, we can't really do
anything to the prime deities right in our agreement, my
understanding. I mean the prime deities.
Are are. Are subsect into themselves.
It's kind of like trying to attack gravity.
Yeah, but like, Alliopolis turned herself into a planet to
hold Maniopolis, right? Right.
Exactly. And that is Tara, right?
So they wouldn't be able to like realistically during that
Internet agreement, we can't, we can't kick out the thing we're
standing. Yeah, like the prime deities are
the the reality of physics more or less like trying trying to
circumvent that. So that's different is.
Not a prime. Deity.
It would be it's a it's like a like a lesser prime deity to my
understanding. But you're you're absolutely
right. We did agree to that or most of
the people did. So if that's how you interpret
it, like now this is also an enemy.
I mean. I don't want to interpret it
that way, I'm just. Right, trying to figure out how
it would be interpreted like. Yeah.
Right. And my characters did not sign
that, so I don't have to do anything.
It's more like you guys. Yeah, and I think everyone will
have to kind of figure that out for themselves.
But like for me, the whole time I knew that like there are some
deities that you can't do this with.
My understanding is was going to be all the ones that essentially
fuck around with people so like the mortals turned to deity but
that wasn't really gust at the time because there was a lot of
talking. I think it's just like a blanket
of anyone who tries to ascend. Yeah.
Well, and. Also any God, like any lesser
gods in the system or something like that.
I have to read it again, but I just remember.
I need to read this again too because I'm not remembering this
in the same way. Because I remember I wanted him
away to be able to extend to godhood without everyone coming
after her and trying to attack her, and I couldn't figure out
how to do it. I mean, the way you would do it
is you would, you would agree to probably leave the system,
right? She.
Didn't want to do that. Right.
She she has business here. She can't leave I've.
Got business? All you can do with that
business what? Wait, wait, you can always talk
to me. Let your team help you assist
you with that business. But the team hates the idea of
God's being in the system. They signed the stuff, so why
would they agree to help me? I don't actually think that they
signed it because that's how they felt.
They signed it because they were in a place where they couldn't
not sign it. Oh, OK.
I mean, we, we were all those who did sign it kind of I, I
mean, I'll have to go back and listen to it again and we'll
have to kind of decide in terms of like what exactly it means
for everyone, but. In terms of signed, I won't
regret it. That's why I didn't sign it,
because that wasn't at the session.
That makes sense, yeah. But in terms of placing it I,
I'm definitely doing that. Placing what?
Seed like doing this whole thing with the seed and placing it on
the got it and essentially planting it because as far as I
understand it, it's in look, we're in a the two Minneapolis
and Alleyopolis are in a losing stalemate.
So Alleyopolis, correct me if I'm wrong, Josh permanently
sacrificed a portion of their strength to create this jail for
Minneapolis. Who is at full strength, who is
slowly we whittling his way out. So once he is out, it's not like
it'll be equal equal gods against each other.
It will be the Avatar where it's the giant evil fear it versus
the diminished good spirit, Rava versus Vaatu.
Yep, completely correct. But no avatar so.
So if we didn't do anything about it, eventually he would
get out and the game. We lose the game.
Yep, yeah. So this creates a plug
essentially. See, the Manipulus is the God of
control and manipulation. So eventually versus that of
Chaos, what hope does chaos have?
Right, and Mycopolis was basically hands tied into not
interfering because she had an agreement with all of the lesser
deities to essentially they won't fuck everything up too
badly as long as she doesn't do anything essentially.
She's allowed to intervene. She's allowed to intervene
during the eurythmic veracity. That's the only time.
So she needs. Go ahead.
Why would the other guys be messing stuff up?
They're allowed to influence the world as they see fit, and you
can see where that might vary from each other, let alone the
overall arcing control or chaos theory.
OK so the luster gods agree not to cause shit and like.
The scales. Exert their influence on the
world. If the good God doesn't stop the
bad God, what? What's the no?
No, no, no. You've misunderstood.
There are two, there are three gods that are the prime God
deities, so to say. The what Matt's trying to
explain anyways, is that the, which is what I've put in place
is Alalopolis, good God chaos sacrifice himself, right?
So that means chaos kind of reigns currently, but in doing
so has circumvented Manipulus, God of order and control and
manipulation, who has been circumventing chaos throughout
that way and slowly working his way out of his prison, prison,
prison, right? How?
All this ties into the lesser gods and.
The lesser gods of being manipulated by manipuls by
basically. The.
Whole time. The whole time, because
Alalopolis doesn't exist anymore.
When he sacrificed himself as Chaos, he no longer has control
over anything. And that's purposeful because he
knew that by having control, he had no control, right?
And so he sacrificed himself to trap his his other brother.
OK, but then what? Did this disagreement come
between lesser gods and Chaos God?
And the you're thinking then neutral God.
Oh so yeah, there's chaos and can't think of it.
Chaos and good are cancelling each other out temporarily.
Chaos or or good and either temporarily cancelling each
other out. Evil will eventually win.
If nothing is done right, then the neutral God has agreed not
to interfere overly much except for apparently once every
eurythmic with the minor deities in return they get.
So they essentially get freedom of action in return for
essentially agreeing not to outright essentially assist one
of them, one of the other gods to escape or Minneapolis to
escape. The the the lesser gods are free
to do their own little wants and desires and influences upon the
world as long as it does not impact the bigger war that's
going on. Yeah, I see it like so long as
they're not like actively like pursuing it.
But like Josh said, he they're they're subtly being influenced
still. Absolutely by many.
So essentially everybody is locked in a stalemate, but it's
a losing stalemate. So especially.
It sounds like then the evil God is or the the order God is
slowly winning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's, it's, it was it, it's essentially a, a ceasefire.
But they're like, you know. So they're like.
Subtly taking control or subtly wearing away at the OK.
Especially because like the God Alalopolis, right, that he gave
up his consciousness is how I'd phrased it, specifically to trap
Manny Polis, right? So he is no longer the God of
chaos is no longer conscious in, in the, in their decisions and
or abilities. So they just trapped Manny Polis
without any recompense basically.
And many Poles is still conscious as the God of chaos or
order. Sorry.
And so he's been wriggling his way out by slowly, steadily
manipulating each of these other gods.
OK, so the. God.
Of Liberian justice that was just created.
Why was it created? Is it intended to help the good
campaign? Like what was the?
Objective of Matt in doing this. I have my interpretation, but do
you have? Do you want to?
Do you want to portray yours? Unless they wanted to become a
God. But Matt?
You can keep it a surprise for the next session if it's like a
part of your, your your thing. But if we're supposed to know
it, I just wanted to understand I.
Don't know if. You step stepped away or not.
Yeah, I don't hear anything. Can you hear me?
Yes, now I hear you now. Sorry, I had to reset my
headset. So the tree will do several
things. Number one, it will turn the
tide again or the other direction, right?
So the idea is it gets planted in the Rift in the opening and
then acts as a physical plug. Josh has also indicated it will
have some ability to. So as I understand it right now,
every soul that goes to hell stays there.
Everyone who is above reincarnates.
With that rule set, eventually everyone will end up in hell
because you will eventually reincarnate into a bad person or
be a bad person. So eventually hell overloads.
Do you want to roll? Do you want?
To roll. Are we rolling?
'Cause you remember I forgot until you said that we declared
an odds or even role of where the seed might actually exist.
You know 'cause there were 13 levels of hell as I've as I've
created if you prescribe odds. And.
My understanding it was a giant tree that sends a taproot all
the way through. And depending upon your role, is
where it hits on the levels well.
It would go through all the levels if it goes.
All the way. Through.
Incorrect. Because.
This the root is interwining. It does not go straight through
all the levels. It doesn't it?
It's like a it, it hits one or the other when it comes to odds
or even. That is what we agreed upon, at
least. We can do that next time since
it's going to impact the other game too.
And I think most people are gone and I have pizza in my hand, so
I'm going to go at some point here quickly.
But my intent was essentially to turn the tide of that slow
failing. You know eventually the
stalemate will end and Eagle will win, right?
I didn't originally intend to use the simulacrum to create a
twin. I just purely like the semantics
of it. I don't have any intent on it or
with it, and I don't intend to do anything with that character
anymore. But the one on the tables?
Different matter, but what else? Oh I'm sorry, before when I was
asking about the the everyone with a good or neutral in their
hearts, I think we got sidetracked if we ever discussed
that because I was trying to find a loophole for the people
in our evil party that are technically good or neutral and
not actually evil. Yeah.
So that's kind of what Josh was talking about is every other
floor, essentially he's saying a, a gate will be created where
if you are a good or a neutral soul, you can pass through it
and essentially get reborn on the surface.
It's essentially like a a pressure release from hell
because like I said, eventually everyone ends up in hell and
they need a system for people who repent.
OK so our our evil campaign characters would have to be new
born again as babies. No.
Or do you? Ask.
Part of the They're currently outside of the organization of
hell currently. Yeah.
But. Other people, they could either,
I don't know if they get reborn as babies or if they get reborn
as adults. That's but that's.
Who knows? How do you get reborn from
adults not reborn? I'm confused.
The visual we were thinking of was it they get like born in a
giant fruit, like fruit grows and they're like body is inside
it and then it pops and they get born like a little baby.
OK, so their their physical form is just regrown.
Yeah, like a resurrection or whatever.
So I guess it really depends, like it depends on the person
probably if they want to get like returned as themselves or
continue the cycle of, you know, OK, get reborn as a different
person. That's a Josh question.
I don't know. Because even though they're
typically outside of hell, right now they're is only outside of
hell is. Instead they go back into their
bodies. They're going to have to make
that decision. I mean their bodies are outside
of hell too Currently, theoretically and I.
Thought there was a tower. Which is outside of hell.
It stretches from the depths of hell to outer space, is my
imagining. Yeah, there I thought you like
you go to sleep and your mind goes there.
Well, no, you guys. Remember, we tell it, we use the
teleport out of Purgatory and we physically entered Taureth again
and then we got under that elevator.
Yeah. And the elevator up went up 100
floors. Oh, I thought whenever we were
in the elevator and in the in that tower, we were not
physically there. No, we were all physically
there, I thought. What you're not like you're
physically there in Sorry, maybe I misunderstood.
You're physically there. We have left hell, we are
outside and then we got into an elevator that went up to a
structure that is 100 stories up outside of hell currently.
Only good team is in hell right now.
OK, sorry I I was working last session and just listening.
I must have missed the physical teleportation out.
No worries. All right, all right, I'm going
to go. Thank you guys for explaining
all that. It's it's a lot.
Later, Matt. Yeah, it is awesome.
I assume we can go through the three theatrics next week of
what it. Looks like next next next week
is rhythmic, isn't it? Oh, wait, no.
No, we have one. More we have.
One more evil. OK, we.
Have one more. Evil.
OK, Yeah, there's a Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, there.
Yeah. So whatever this thing does will
impact fight. Yeah.
Some film. Alright, bye everyone.
Have a good night. Not y'all.
And everybody call me in the morning.
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