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Allelopolis other theme. Oy yeah, bloody our hearts.
Greg, Bless, Jeff. The Hand of Fate tosses the dice
rolls, spins, turns. The campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that become stories.
Stories flow out into the Infinite Sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the Infinite Sea, fading to myths until myths are
forgotten. And again the hand of fate
tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
Hitherto we left our adventures known as the Rum Rollers after
escaping the clutches of the PNC and their demise rocked by the
Rum Rollers planning and the seed from Mycopolis that grew
into a truly godly glowing tree as they fled by leaving the
courtroom of from from Hell via shit pipe that the Rum Rollers
made a made their timely escape and during which witnessed the
Thieves Guild's headquarters of Nobunaga's demise as well.
During their harried escape, they did find the directions
towards Grandma Sue's Noodle Cafe in Socrates beside besides
Grand Dam, Pop Dart and KIRO who managed to teleport to Socrates
out just outside of Grandma Sue's.
The first of which Grand Am who threw through the newly awakened
God Liberatri was able to find his way here.
This is where we find ourselves. Let's find out what happens this
time. And for everyone's sake.
No roll or anything, but in front of your eyes you see a
what some of you might recognize as a pop up screen for those
that have that knowledge though. Otherwise you just see almost
what you would perceive as like an ethereal image of the system
is booting. The.
World. 'S resetting.
It's working. We're in trouble.
And there's a little message off to the side that you can say
dismiss until boot boot up is complete.
Is there a? Is there a loading bar?
There is a loading bar. I would like to put it in the
corner as an overlay please. You have that thought and it
does just that. Fantastic.
Here I was just looking at it. Be gone.
It dismisses out of your view.
So how fast does the bar appear to be loading?
Fairly slowly, especially in your time of reference of things
Nima way you see probably every minute it might get a a percent.
OK, so we we only have a couple hours before whatever happens
happens and do I get a sense of where this loading screen came
from? There is a sort of non, what's
the word I'm looking for here? Not not genderless sense to it,
but that's also got a bit of a godly tinge to it.
And, and and probably as you're looking at the loading bar, you
can kind of see faintly embossed in it that of like growing vines
and a tree. OK, so this seems to be tied to
the Liberty tree. Is what could be possibly.
Yep. Deduced from this.
OK, Yep. So does anyone have any
speculation on what happens when this loads?
What? What was the intense of the?
This is. This is the creation of other
people, of what you would have to ask this simulacrum of the
wizard, but he's no longer here. So.
Matt, you never sat at the table, correct?
Franklin at one point sat at the table, but rural never did.
And with Franklin. Is no longer present in the
game. But Franklin would have known
because you knew what the similar acronym of Matt was up
to. So therefore, when Franklin was
at the table, he would have known all of right Matt's
thoughts. This is this is the good game.
So rarl's at the so he rarl didn't get the upload, only
Franklin. Yes, but I know this and Nimoway
is sitting at the table so all we need to find is shiny silver
turtles. Yeah.
Does anyone else here know what Franklin looks like?
Do they know who I'm talking about?
I. Would know, right?
Yeah, I would know. Everybody has met.
I believe you have a business card to contact.
And yeah. Well, the tree didn't seem to be
malicious in any way. As well, KIRO, you're getting a
recollection and you're looking down at the coins that were
filling your hands, the soul coins from last time.
Yeah, just I forgot to put that in the recap there.
Oh yeah, I forgot. How many do I have?
Let me check. I think you'd given them all to
KIRO because all the souls were screaming in pain and KIRO was
going to find a way. He was about to Yeah, he's he's
burst in eye bustle. Yeah.
That's probably why you guys are standing there and everybody
else. You see a, a, a carriage swerve
around the guards that are just dispersing after they had
acknowledged that you are the rum rulers when a Duenet
appeared as he's trying to dismiss the screen that popped
up for him too. You can see everybody around you
seems to have received the same screen because they're all
going. What?
What the fuck? And like trying to get like swat
at it and their hands are going through.
They don't see anything car. Crashes.
That's all, pause for a second, have KIRO put 49 soul coins in
his inventory because I haven't deleted mine yet, and once you
have those in your inventory, let me know and I'll delete
mine. I will.
I'll have to put that when I get stopped, but yes I will.
Do. That and the actually, let's
roll for it. Let's see if those guards
survive. I mean, it's going to be chaos.
It's going to be chaos. One gets completely run over by
the carriage, or the carriage driver stops and pulls, pulls up
and. Goes, Oh my God, what have I
done? And then he looks over and he's
just, he's crying and he's like, I have, I have a message for the
queen. It's for the rum rollers.
And he holds holds up the a piece of paper.
Shakiro reaches up and takes the paper.
In the meanwhile, them away is comforting the carriage rider,
trying to explain to him that this NPC can be can respond and
it's going to be OK. Yeah, it's fine.
What does the What does the Bishop say?
Jim He had four kids and a wife. Yeah, yeah, he'll be back.
I'll be at life insurance. The all knowing can spawn him
back into his his his life. Then where he looks up at the
the sky, trying to look through the screen into the 4th wall.
The loading bar. Loading Please wait.
And system isn't up yet. And queue #1155.
The, the, the note that you got KIRO Reeves, it seems to be very
abrupt and definitely in Queen Theoda's hand though.
And she just is basically asking how, how, how it went.
She'd seen the explosion and that Shandar had gone that way
as per your guys's request. And when, When you have time,
after you know you've gotten yourself sorted after being back
in town to meet her at the palace for an update.
KIRO will walk inside the Tavern, well, not the noodle
shop, and inform the Admiral of the missive.
Admiral, we may. Hi.
Oh wait, can I get inside the shop?
I'm stuck. Let me.
I think everybody went outside to get to yeah.
We were all outside because the cat flew out with a dune to get
her back to her physical form. Trying to get you inside.
The Admiral would be out there too, but inside.
Release me, I keep on clicking at the wrong time.
I will say I don't have my laptop, so I don't have.
I'm not moving my character around.
That's all right. We're we're, we're in theatre of
the mind for the most part. There is a bit of a map that you
could explore if you wanted, actually a pretty decent map.
It was one of the ones that you've seen before though.
You guys are you guys are in the Blue Ring district.
Yes. Just by the market are.
We going to get nudes. And you are.
You are in the in. That's what the boys currently
doing. That is why Kira went inside the
noodle shop, because we're near the noodle shop.
He knows the admiral's going to go to the noodle shop.
Oh yes. Like, yeah, Elon.
It is. So we should probably make.
Haste. We have a couple hours before
the world may change, so we probably want to report before
then. We don't know what's going to
happen after, but we can grab a quick to go.
If I only have a couple hours before the world ends, I'm
definitely getting noodles. Noodles.
From the Queen Admiral. We don't know that's going to
end, just that something is going to happen.
Yeah, so, so Mimi for sure is going in and ordering probably.
I don't know, I feel like we got noodles to go from this place
before. It's getting like 4 orders of
noodles. And I think.
We got the whole VAT. Where where I'd left off is that
Grandma Sue was packaging up at the echo order for you guys.
Originally she'd ask for payment, but after you'd been
exposed As for sure the rum rollers.
But she was like. Oh, thanks for saving
sorcerities. You can definitely have as much
nudes as you want, but I will and she she.
Yeah, Grandma Sue. 'S nudes Celebrities don't pay
for their nudes. Thanks.
And and a few gestures. Gestures to the table of
toppings and everything for this for the soup.
You can help yourselves, but I'll, I'll, I'll ladle out the
broth. It is still a secret recipe
after all. I can only give you the finished
product. You have the best, you have the
best nudes in the city. Thank you, fine feline friend,
I've been told so. Nimoy would like me to ask you,
Josh for the recipe please. They're.
Communicating. She knows.
Take her down. When the Spaghetti Monster
appears next to you in your in your in your Denver office and
or your Colorado office. The FBI.
Well, technically you don't. You don't even know what city
I'm in, so you can't spawn it in the right location.
So. Oh God.
What happens when? Ice gets to the guitar, Yeah.
But Kira will hand the missive off to the Admiral, and Admiral,
I have a pressing matter to handle.
I will rendezvous with you at the palace, but I have an urgent
thing that needs to be handled. Mima is just going to like, nod
with a mouthful of noodles. Thank you.
Matt and Kira will leave the noodle shop and take to the sky
with the coins. Go to the temple.
OK. What about cat?
I haven't heard from Cat. Cat is still currently sitting
on the edge of a dune, just looking down and watching all of
this take place, not really wanting to leave her because oh,
traumatic experience. Right, understood.
You're seeing unfold around you, then to the general chaos that
the screen popping up for everyone else has has ensued and
after the first wave of things, everything seems to calm down
for the most part. But there there is a couple
other probable carriage accidents and such that are
being cleared off the streets of the the ways probably aren't a
direct route you're guessing to any anywhere right now because
there's got to be a few accidents across the city.
To get into the insurance business, this is going to be
very lucrative. Yeah, I'm just now wondering,
I'm like, do we just fly to our destination with a dune or fly
over to the Queen? Yeah, we're like big Times Now.
So like tutut, get out of the way.
Yes, exactly like that. It's also probably later in the
day just to give everyone else a perspective on that matter.
You're watching then to cat from the perched position you are on
Adune, Some of the native slugs that inhabit the different
reaches and of of sorcatees as the natural kind of garbage
disposals, though switching from there early morning garbage
rituals to their late evening Berry rituals, which are they?
They go to the Berry bushes that have these giant berries on them
that they they they they devour and they grow each morning to
prolific sizes. Something that you're seeing are
like 10 feet in diameter. The berries or.
The slugs, the berries, the slugs also are like pretty big.
They're they're, they're like 5-5 to 10 feet in length, so.
Yeah, like should we get some of these berries?
I am. It's free.
Did I? Sure.
But it's correct that the the slugs clean up the trash during
the day and then eat the berries in the afternoon.
Yep. OK, so this, I think those
berries, they're great. What do they?
Do taste good? Feel the old belly.
No, no, no. No.
Is there one near us or like are we on the ship now?
On the way back? What?
What's the scenery like? I don't know what you guys are
doing, if you guys are still eating, if you guys took the
nudes to go or what, what? Yeah, we we need the nudes to go
'cause we got two hours. Yeah, I just.
We've gotten nudes from from Miss Miss Grandma Sue.
Everybody showered Miss Grandma Sue with lots of love.
And then, yeah, I don't know if we want to take a carriage
because it's pretty far from here to the the pal, the castle,
if I remember. Can we not fly?
Yeah, I was going to say Aduna's right here with us.
I figured we would just take her for a spin.
Oh yeah. Our ship flies now, yeah.
We can do. That dude.
They all go aboard. Aduna head over to the palace,
balancing like. 8 stacks of nudes.
It's slurping as you go. So dangerous.
I think the only thing Carol would have said on the pond
departure is as he's flying past a dune and cat, please save me a
bowl. Don't let the Rorsons eat my
food. And look at his food.
Look at my food. His food looks better than my
food now. And.
Just let him put his food. And popped Art is standing
outside, having regressed the screen as well.
And he seemed to have consoled the carriage driver enough and
help the other guard move the body off to the side of the
street. And he he turns to you guys as
you're about to leave, and he just goes.
I've got some other business in the city I think I need to take
care of, but it looks like your friend flew off with Mowok, so
hopefully he's figuring out how to get him out of that coin.
I guess I'll be seeing you. Yeah, we still have that guy's.
Look at this oh coin. Also, you should take Jim back
to his family. Nimoy glares up at the screen
again for Josh to revive him. Shit.
I'm going to. Have so much fun with this, you
have no idea. I'm glad, I'm glad as he turns
on his way, I guess then and you guys start to take off.
Duna, he goes. To the to the palace then it
sounds like. Yeah, we need to get to the
Queen. OK.
And without any other words towards that, she just starts
flying off towards the palace. Here, I want to drop you guys on
the map real quick while I'm loading over the other side the
palace. So you guys fly up inside of the
blue ring, over over top of the red ring's walls and up to the
final palisade walls where the roofs correspond with the colors
of the ring. The red roofs being in the outer
ring, blue being in the inner ring, and then the roofs in the
purple or in the center are all purple for the queen.
And I'm going. Trying to get to the palace
because. Here it is.
And a dune sets down in the courtyard of the palace with
guards kind of coming up around and offering help as needed for
you to guys get a gangplank and set in place and down.
And they behind them you can see the drop the castle gate being
lowered and one of the guards just goes.
Oh well, it's good to see you made it back after the PNCI.
Hope they were all taken care of.
He says with a raised eyebrow. Sort of.
They're going to be raining down like little stars for a while.
They should die though. Well, wasn't there that one
capsule that still made it out? I think the window often are
like a trajectory. We probably have to hunt that
guy down. I thought it broke out of the
atmosphere and went to orbit. I think hard and try to remember
what happened. I look at Emily.
Can you look at maybe a little transcript from last week?
She again looks skyward. And Skyward says roll a history
check I guess. I mean technically this is my
memory is myself, I I just can't remember.
Well, yeah, that's where the History just Roll comes into
play. OK, OK, OK, OK.
OK, OK, give me a second. Let me get to my sheet.
Here we go. Here we go.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I have to select, I have to select my token.
OK, maybe that worked. Maybe you have to go to features
and traits. Oh no, I'm on my laptop and I
haven't downloaded that plug in. OK.
It's not going to go into that's.
That's OK, I'll. Be able to see it on DND Beyond
as well and I trust you. OK, I'm OK, I'm going to roll
now that I've selected my token, see if that works.
I can take a picture too. I believe you.
Oh, it's blurry as all heck. You can read it if you.
Just let me know what it is. Oh, 14 + 6, so a 20.
Oh nice, you know that the very tip of the rocket was flying off
off trajectory for sure and was there was a big bomatergic fuck
you that came from the the the tip that flew off as it as it
was ejecting out of the atmosphere.
So it did leave the atmosphere, but off trajectory.
Yep. OK.
And technically, when the top detached, what I'm visualizing
is how like a spaceship attaches, so there's not like a
power source at the top. Right.
For the most part I would agree there there was, though you do
recall some bits of it looks like it was expelling gas as it
was closing as the Hatch was closing as well that it was it.
It did seem to have some minor thrusters attached to it as it
as it went off, but it was, it wasn't really.
It was just more of like trying to correct its course more than
anything else. OK, so there's a chance it could
have corrected enough to clear the atmosphere, or it could just
be in orbit. OK.
So do satellites exist in this world?
Well, there's two moons on the planet for the planet.
Yeah, define a satellite. No, I meant like.
Like surveillance? Like, is there a magical way to
see other things in orbit? Not yet, no.
Not that you know of, at least. Nimoy pulls out her map and she
visualizes the globe and she wants to know if there is
anything, any debris circling the planet and if the map.
Will not flat. Interesting.
It is a, it is, it is a flat map that you hold in your hands, but
it does kind of the edges start to disappear and then it seems
to start to curl in on itself on not the whole, actually the
whole map, we'll call it. And, and then the map itself
forms back into a sphere and a, a piece of it kind of forms up.
Actually, a few pieces, some of which you can kind of tell are
go are, are little tiny pieces because they are, they're
smaller points that form up from in these spikes from the, the,
the shape of the map. And they come down and then they
disappear. And they're as opposed to one
that seems to be kind of following an closer than usual
orbit then the two moons that are being formed from the map as
well. I think we have survivors field
trip time guys, though they appear to be locked in orbit so
we may have some time unless they have a way to safely come
back down through the atmosphere and not burn up or in letting
someone from the moons could pick them up as well.
But if we can intercept, well actually that was the first.
Was that the their first odds? What was that MIME?
I want to see their odds of like making it back down to the
surface safely like. Even with magic.
I feel like that's a, that's a, that's a.
Whole. Lot to worry about.
Yeah. Science check.
My my rather calculation. That's that's above, that's
above my head that you could, you could roll, I guess
something. I make an iconic check.
That's magic. Yeah, you could.
You could check magically if they possibly have an option.
Why is this not rolling do? You whisper sweet nothings.
We know what happened to the other team.
Yes, we do, and then Moi explains.
One of these objects in the sky the.
Other team? You mean like the shadow?
Seekers. Yeah, yes, we think this is them
falling to Earth. And she points to the the dots
that Josh explained were falling.
And we think that this go ahead. And we think that this is the
surviving top capsule. And she points to the orbiting.
How far away are they? Many thousands.
Of miles it it would give you a scale on the on the map.
I mean, but they they are moving so at some point to their orbit
will bring them closer to us. Can I kind of based on their
trajectory, map a path around the globe of what?
Like where their orbit takes them?
We need all the villagers in town and some Spears and then we
line them all up in a row and we have them hand a spear 1 to the
other and by the time it gets to the last guy to go really fast
and we can aim it at it. If you guys don't know the it's
it's making a. What is that called?
A human rail gun. Rail gun.
There we go. Human rail gun by D&D rules
that. It's a very shaky rule.
It's a very shaky RAW version of interpretation of the rules that
somebody used and. Because if you had enough enough
people that could transfer it and each of their turn is take 6
seconds from one person to the next, they would take their turn
and in a total of 6 seconds you would get it up to enough of the
speed that it would turn into plasma and Oh my but but.
But. See.
But see, in that same logic, you know the when you hand it off to
another person, Aren't you losing speed as you hand it off?
Because there's a trick. There's a trick for us throwing
as the. Ground it's.
It's because it's a weird mechanic because everybody's
turn takes 6 seconds coincides in the same 6 seconds.
OK. Oh, that's.
A It's a very weird mechanic and 99 nine .9% of DMS are like now
fuck you. But then there's that one that's
like. Then there's that one case who
is just like, yeah, you could totally trade an iPhone.
Well, with that in mind, you guys walk in through the palace
gates, down the hallway, through the arched entryway into the
Queen's sitting chamber. Where?
You guys are guided by a a guard who takes their post at the edge
of the edge of the chamber. And the Queen goes, Oh.
It's nice to. See that you survived.
Oh, you're a sarcasm. We literally just got back.
We got noodles. Do you want some?
OK, we got noodles first, but then we came back.
We were hungry and now had to take a shower.
Don't really understand I I'd said to take your time while
you're here and she's standing over a book that she closed a
very large book. The book is like easily 5 feet
on one side and she closes it and looks across that you though
but and she looks over to one of her handmaidens who seems to be
ready to be taking notes and she just looks back to you guys.
Well, no, yeah, absolutely don't worry about it.
I there's many of important businesses and I wouldn't
wouldn't. Hold you all from that,
especially when it comes to treating yourself, she says.
And. Royalty understands the.
Queen. This Queen definitely
understands treating yourself. You I I am curious though, had
you seen? Shondar on your path back home.
He'd left as per request. I'm quite worried we we'd set
the set a date for the wedding. Might might want to move that up
though. She starts.
She starts saying and she looks over to her handmaiden to just
in case. But if if nothing else I could
provide, some celebrations are in order.
It sounds like since you've made it back and none of the other
entrenching hordes has come back.
Where's the low bar at? We have time.
Sean, bar a minute with the with our business cards.
You just get us coming back through like it's just a bunch
of gibberish in words form. Think he's on the toilet?
He'll get back to you. OK, well, yes, just keep me up
to date. I I do have some other pieces
here and she does like crack the book and flip through a couple
pages to a corner. Oh yes, the crew of the Co book.
Son, have she just seemed to be looking back for the name and
closes the book again and. The the total folk that you'd
brought with you when you'd come back from Chanda's lair.
He they'd. Actually acquired a sort of,
what were they calling it now a a resort island that's based off
of the the on on on top of a dragon turtle.
It seemed pretty interesting and possibly a very big source of
income for the area. I was not going to tell.
They work for us. So I just figured I'd give you
an update as they their homes are being being slowly obtained.
It's only been, you know, a couple days since they've been
here, so there's still many, much more work to be done in the
way of making them houses on land here.
I think I am, honestly, You're going to have to expand quite a
bit. It seems like we're going to.
You're probably going to have a large influx of population.
Did you see that? Weird.
What? Did you see that with the giant
tree that grew up in the distance?
Yeah, I've had some reports of that, and I've seen glowing
strands in the air at night in the far off distance.
You're saying that's a tree? I hadn't quite believed the
reports myself. Huh.
Oh. It's it represents as a tree.
It's more of a deity. Mean it's like a gender.
Fluid tree I I I just. Don't know what you mean
Represents you. Probably have.
To you. You.
Yeah, you could think of it that way.
This is the form it has chosen to take.
All right then. I respect that completely.
I have some concubines that are that way.
They're quite lovely. Yeah, the more.
Limbs the better, right? Yeah, absolutely.
Well, this has been an informative report.
Is there any requests you have on the celebration?
I was thinking of having the the pink plush pig proprietor,
Radaha Alorin. She's she's very, very
knowledgeable about celebration magics.
I think she could set, she have kind of been giving her the
lead. Sure, the way I'll get trophies
or like a big key to the city or something cool.
Well, don't know about a a. Key to the city I do.
Have to inform you your rights to the guards have been revoked
into the coffers at this time as we aren't a war it sounds like.
But I could definitely hook you up with a lifetime membership to
the pink plush pig called All Drinks On Me.
I'll take what I. Mean can we can we huddle?
Can the can the rum rollers like do a quick little side huddle?
Yeah, let's talk for one minute. I know, I know.
I mean, I mean, guys, we don't, we don't really need money
anymore. We have that income stream now
from the from the breath and like free drinks sounds pretty
good to me. And like, where do we actually
want at this point? We could ask for a deed to the
land around the tree that they just sprouted.
Oh yeah, make that tree our tree.
Yeah, our tree. So didn't the tree come out of
the hole? The big fiery hole.
Yeah, we just own the whole thing.
Like that, the tree and the fiery hole that.
We'd have to defend it right enough to live like a wall or.
Yeah, I mean fire, fire of, of land usually begets like, like
good, right? Like things grow better than
they did before after a fire, right?
It might be bad now, it'll be good later.
I like this It'll. Be good you're.
The captain, So you'll be there. I support this plan.
Yeah, I think it's a good idea. We go with this.
OK, so.
So maybe I was going to walk. Over to the Queen and do it.
Actually, if we could request some a deed to some land around
the newly grown tree that used to be in the fissure.
Well. That is now in the space
formerly known as the Fissure. She, she looks up and she's kind
of thinking to herself she's and then she looks back down.
It's, it's a tricky situation, but I could probably acquire it
as as it stands that that land did belong to a small juridic
group, but I could find out where it sits and perhaps maybe
if they have some seed fund, she says.
They would gladly take representation of yourself as
the Rum, the the Rum Rollers Group as the Lords of the land.
To hold the deed. That way they they may replenish
it. I I believe they would be
amenable to that. We're as long as we're lands.
We cannot take anyone's land if they still have claim to it and
don't want anyone reeling over them.
But if they agree to this in exchange for our protection of
the land, then it sounds fair to me.
Yeah, it sounds very doable. I think I I think I could
acquire it. It may take a couple couple
days. Have have you spoken to a a
popped art? Sean Dart spoken quite fondly,
fondly of me to to me of him and he'd he'd seem to have an in
with a Mohawk that was kind of the leader of that druidic
group. On that note, I was also there
switch over to KIRO, who I believe if you're looking at the
overall map here. Just to give you this before I
kind of drop again, here you are going down to the altar of
Zenith, who the acolytes were for her that you you thought
would be able to help with it 'cause they had been helping
with the resurrection of Matt's body.
The wizard formally knows Matt. OK, so you fly off over to this
island that the Crystal Palace of sorts that's situated there
for Zenith's altar. And the acolytes there greet you
with A at least two humbled ones that are standing.
And as you land on a on a landing platform, they bow their
heads and say. Welcome, how may we help you?
Greetings I collides I am here to help those that cannot be
helped and I need your assistance and gifting them help
and hopefully your knowledge will help me in my pursuit.
Well Our Lady Zenith is that of knowledge so she and she lends
help to all those that to ask and protect knowledge.
So I what might you need assistance with?
He holds out the bag of soul coins.
Inside these coins are the souls of poor individuals that were
tricked or coerced by evil manners, and I seek to release
their souls so that they may move on.
You, you're proffering one of the coins, like out, out.
Yeah, Yeah. Well, I think we can.
Help with that? I believe that is a soul coin
you have there. So I'll take you to Joffrey.
He is quite versed in such arts. Might you be one of the rum
rollers? Your description matches one of
those that were here before. That I am.
I am Lieutenant Kenpachi, first mate to Admiral Mimi.
Ah, that is good news. The the the body that we have
here prepared is quite ready for the transition of a of of the
soul that was lost to it as well.
You know will be. A more finer approach is to give
that body rest. That would be a better option.
He he looks. Between the himself and the
other acolyte and he just goes. We've invested quite a lot of
time and effort to make sure it is of a proper host to a new
soul. Daddy's coming takes about.
It took them 10 days as as suggested, as well as many
ointments and oils and such to conserve the flesh.
My apologies for your time and your toil, but wouldn't it be
better to let this soul rest and let them move to their next life
and to compensate you for your diligent efforts?
I will seek compensation from the Admiral so that you may be
compensated for your tireless effort, and we commend you for
that effort. But as a being, as a fairyman I
am, I cannot with good conscience let someone give up
their eternity for such a futile effort.
He sucks his teeth. Well, I can't say anything
towards that particularities. It is not in the Ladies Zenith's
will to let things go to waste, as she is to serve and protect
as well as that of all knowledge.
So. But again, that is above, above
my particularities. I will take you to Joffrey and
we'll get you sorted with those coins.
And he starts marching off along one of the terraces over into
one of the towers of crystalline shape.
And. But I would, after speaking with
Jeffrey, would like to visit the body.
OK, we can. We can certainly arrange that.
I will let Joffrey know. And you're walking along.
He just goes. So the impending horde is no
more? No, that is great news.
We will continue to protect the knowledge that resides in these
towers. I'm sure the Lady Zenith is
quite pleased with your progress.
Is she? She has made it known to our
high acolytes that she has been worried of this and has taken
precautions of course, in her great wisdom.
But it is good to know that we don't have to abandon this
place, this refuge. And with that, you find yourself
in a hall with an acolyte that's kind of just staring off into
the distance through a glazed, glazed opening that seems to be
the the whole Chapel itself seems to be full of light, and
some of it is glazed, some of it isn't.
Some of it's open to directly to the elements, especially the
steeple portion where the the high Acolyte is Joffrey is
standing with books strewn about everywhere, and he's standing
over a particular book, huddling and like reading intently.
And the acolyte that brings you there is, is standing there
patiently waiting. And he goes.
It's best not to interrupt him before he turns the page.
And then he goes to grab the edge of the page, the high
acolyte. And he goes, and you hear the
high acolyte startle. What?
Oh. Sorry.
Greetings, Hayek. Like Jeffrey I.
AM. I am here to seek your aid.
Greetings to you as well. I don't know what you're here to
serve for. Any scratches his head.
I've just been reading one of the best.
Yeah, I'll just leave the details to your imagination, but
it is about a. Sultry, sultry mix.
And he closes the book and you see the, the, the, the title is
the the Throbbing Lance and Oh my.
He goes how? How may I serve you?
There is a the lady preserves all knowledge, so I hope you've
brought something of interest. That I hope can be arranged.
I have come to seek your aid in helping release the poor souls
trapped within these. And he again shows one of the
soul coins. Oh yeah, I I see you have a silk
coin there. Are you looking for compensation
for the coin? No, nothing of that nature.
That was great. Please me.
I am looking at the. Soul inside.
Oh well, that is a relief. I was worried you might be of
the impending hordes, so in that case, if you wouldn't mind
leaving them with me, I could certainly take care of that for
you. They would.
It would take some time and hopefully you don't want any of
them to have a new body because that's all another problem.
No, my whole sole purpose is to see that they are released into
the next life and more importantly, I will be staying
with you until this job is done. So do whatever research you
need, but the souls stay with me.
Oh well, that is a relief as when their souls go it is quite
a sight and it will be nice to have some company that isn't
afraid of the the screaming. It is my job to comfort souls
and deliver them to My Lady, for All Souls must rejoice in the
final walk. He kind of squints at you and
then he pulls some some spectacles spectacles from
around his neck and looks a different lens over it.
Ah, that Lady you speak of. I see that we both worship a
fine lady. Indeed I.
Think. Your help might be useful then
after all, so and it might actually quicken the process.
However, there you are going to have to touch each one of these
coins for me and it will be time, sort of time consuming,
but still quicker than the original process.
It is my charge and my duty and it will be no time wasted on my
part. OK, as you he's like, well then
let's get right to it. And he dismisses the other
acolytes, and we'll say you're filtering through all of the
coins. That's too many.
Let's not use that number. Let's use this number.
Oh, wow, never mind. That was either one would have
been fine. I rolled AD 100 the first time I
got a fucking 2. Anyways.
How? Does that happen?
A2 and A1. Yeah, anyways, I guess I
shouldn't be rolling dice tonight anyways.
You, you were, you go through all of the coins then and no
less than two of which all beg for release.
The other two of such as you're going through with Joffrey, it's
taking fairly quick amount of time, but still at least an hour
or so for you to get this information out of them.
And the the last two, one is of Mohawk, Mohawk and he'd said I'd
been forcefully put into this coin, I have much to do.
And the other one is of like a small child who just whimpers.
Where's my mommy? To Mohawk smells like.
Mohawk needs a body. To to to Mohawk KIRO is like I
understand that you were robbed of this life.
All I can offer you is that in your next life things will be
better and that the journey to the next life will be better and
it will be painless as death will embrace you as a as a child
coming home you have nothing to fear.
I am sorry for what has happened and I wish I could have been
there and stop things sooner, but I'll like an offer you is
eternity. And to the child, KIRO, small
little one, taken before you even had a chance to live, do
not worry, do not fret. Your mother and your family
shall be with you in eternity, and I shall walk with you and
hand you and let you want upon the fields and be happy.
I promise great joy is coming. I am going to need some
persuasions and it sounds like with advantage because those are
pretty good. All right, let's see.
Oh dice, please love me tonight. Don't say that out loud, they'll
betray you. I know, right, All right, going
to my first one with advantage. All right, so let's see.
And I hit the other one, see if I get any better.
All right, so 21 for the first one, the I will use the I will
use the 21 for the child. The the child just stops their
sobbing while you're connect touching the coin and goes.
If you say so. I think it'd be nice to be with
my mommy again. OK, now for Mohawk.
OK, this is going to. Be.
Great. All right.
And the 2nd 125 for Mohawk. He'd get a 29 with his +5 in
wisdom. He's a druid after all.
Or +9. I apologize and he just.
Goes that was the child that had the plus anyway, so he just
goes, you don't bloody understand your wealth.
You've the druid. That was my home that turned
into a fissure. I must repair it, otherwise the
Grove is at great peril and I am alone knowing of the wells to
tap and the trees to sing to. Giro body that needs a soul.
Giro. Gradually think thinks about
grand Am for a hot moment and fringes a little bit on the
inside, but keeps a stone, stone word outward appearance to
himself. I understand the dire need to
see the security of your Grove, but I will tell you that your
Grove has yet been blessed, for a great tree has sprung open in
your Grove. And oh, sorry, I was just going
to say while you're talking to the coins, Joffrey has been
taking the other ones that you've been passing him and
otherwise quelling and he he's like, oh, these.
There's no longer any screams that are coming from This is
nice I. Should have.
Requested some of your lady's service before and has He kind
of takes the coin, he slots it into what looks like a one of
those penny coin crushers and it it crushes the coin and then
there's just a sigh of relief. He's like, oh that is so much
better. Usually they scream for hours
after that. And on the other side, the coin
forms into that of a a small kind of clear crystal.
And he does that to all, all of the ones that you pass him with
the child being the last. And he's looking at you
struggling with the druid coin last.
And he gets a note passed to him from one of the other acolytes.
And he goes, oh, you're one of the rim rollers.
I do. We do have that body.
Here if that last. One is giving you trouble.
We could potentially find a vessel for it.
It is already prepared. I understand, but a stubborn
soul just needs time to understand that it's time to
move on. I will convince him.
It is I. Go ahead.
Can I try to do something? Give me more time.
Franklin coming do. You want to do you want to roll
a persuasion? A persuasion against Greg.
Well, Nima. Nima Way has a telephone line to
everything that's happening right now.
So she's going to take up her map and attempt to so she can
see the two locations that she's at and that he's at, and then
she's going to fold the map and touch the two locations and
attempt to step into this room. Oh, OK.
Interesting. We are going to get a huge wave
of motion sickness and just. Yeah, there is that.
But you are able to find yourself inside the room with
KIRO there in the Malay. Stick.
I mean fabulous. In Malay, it's good to see you
friend. You as well.
And I've, I've come to implore you that the soul was taken
before its time and it could have, it could do great good in
this world. And for us and this body again,
we don't, we don't want it to go to waste.
I understand your concerns, Emily.
And also I, I would very, I, I would like to rejuvenate this
Grove and I need Moac to do it. We have more druids.
Every generation a new druid rises.
Just like the sun. It will rise, and it will set.
All life, even if cuts short, must enter eternity.
Technically he's not dead, he's just in a different form.
So I ask again, do you want to roll a persuasion as Emily or
against Rick, your characters that you guys created for
yourself? Oh, OK, I mean.
The plot that ends the. Things are very spicy. 3rd
campaign, let's go next year. It's like everybody just kill
themselves in the game and then we can all play.
Well, first. First, Nimaway tried to persuade
KIRO. Right.
Yes. So.
OK, Rick, let's OK, so. Hero will see.
OK, Emily only rolled A13 all. Right.
Oh wait, we're doing Emily and Rick, not KIRO.
And oh, sorry. No, no, I'm sorry.
Nimoy. OK, Nimoy.
Older. All right, KIRO is going to
roll. KIRO rolled A9.
Wow, I didn't think I was going to get that.
Yeah, I I rolled, I rolled dog. I rolled dog on that Nimway.
Give me a moment. Of course.
Hero basically goes basically into what he calls his mind
palace and praise to death. My lady, my apology.
This soul is not yet ready, does not feel it's ready itself to
move on. And I know that I am the fairy
them to your embrace, but grant me this one and allow them to
make good of their life and I will usher them eventually to
you. And he waits for like a yes,
you're you're you are clear. It's OK.
Just for the, just for because of the the last time that this
happened, could you rule the religion check.
Yep, and I rolled those with advantage.
Yeah, I was going to say, if you didn't, then this one definitely
would be now that you're married to her.
Oh yeah. An 8.
I rolled like dog crap man. Convincing souls easier than
talking to waifu. That was worth the advantage.
Carol looks down. Carol looks down.
And then wait. I will need a bit longer.
I'm waiting for an answer. Please, no, you'll get, you'll
get, you'll, you're going to get an answer.
It's just going to be a little bit a little bit different than
what I was. I sometimes I like to ask for
those roles just because I can kind of color my response.
But you, you obviously get a response, especially now being
bound to her as you are. But in this one's case, it's,
it's a bit more automated and it just is like, oh, you've made it
into the main menu. Now that you've reached my final
services, you can press 5 for more options.
Kira Ghost Leave message This is.
Go. Ahead, my lady.
Change flight date for departure.
Please don't be cross with me, I will make this up to you.
Click and. You get a, you get a even after
you hang up. That's kind of, it's kind of one
of those services. It follows up with a message of
you have promised further services in the future, you may
guarantee on your next long rest to be utilized.
Oh. Utilize.
Me on me. I thank you.
And you're welcome. And he he turns to the soul of
Mohawk. Do not squander this chant.
You've made wrong dealings and ended up in this situation.
Make wiser choices. But your God damn well bloody
gets me out of this coin now. He's not a very unbrusk person.
Apologize. Kind of a.
Dick. Kind of a Dick with pleasure.
Nimoy, let us get this soul to a body so that it may not annoy me
any further. Let's proceed and she turns to
carry out is part of why you value the importance of souls
moving on because of fate. It is everyone's fate to me to
turn it. I serve death.
Death should not be something the mortal life should fear.
You should embrace it or it will embrace you.
So I ask because if fate plays a part in this, it seems very.
I don't really believe in coincidences and the fact that
there is one soul coin that has great purpose and was not ready
to move on and we have one body in need of a soul feels like
this was meant to be. I don't know if that comforts
you. It conference me in the fact
that the one that was trying to cheat death does not get the
body that they were trying to bring themselves back with and
that a soul that was worthy to stay or stubborn enough to try
to stay is being granted the opportunity to make use of their
life. That is an excellent point.
I look forward to assisting him. And then Hero turns to Jeffrey
to take him to the prepared body.
Yes, just right this way. And he leads you both into a
candlelit chamber that has the body prepared.
Fully nude, of course, because. You have to see it's something
about entering and exiting this life.
You can't be closed. I, I, the, the lady, the lady
has explained. The lady has explained this in
her teachings, but if you place the soul coin directly over the
and he, he kind of stutters for a second right between the eyes
for me. Eyes does this thing have now?
Hero. Oh, it still has the.
Octopus. It still has the octopus eyes.
Oh. Boy so fucked up.
It's. Going to say hey, oh Craig.
The birth of Craig. Master, can someone please draw
this? Master, you are reborn.
Well, hung, I'm. Sorry, whose body is this with
octopus? Mine.
Sorry, Madam. Hi.
That's that's why I'm playing it up.
That's fine. I'm going to come get it.
All that means is that he's in danger.
What do I look like? They're very colorful actually
they I think they can see more colors than we do as well, if I
remember correctly. Something.
Weird. Oh, walk's about to have a trip.
What am I? Kill me.
Eddie, who's what's it? I'm guessing one of you places
the coin I. Do.
All right, you place the coin on the wizard formerly known as
Matt's corpse and Joffrey. Closes the door to the chamber
and he goes. You don't need to be here for
this, but you might want to be here just to, you know, comfort
the soul. He's looking specifically at
KIRO in this case. Although by the conversations at
least one sided that I'd heard, it sounds like he's going to be
just agitated no matter what. So.
He might be a little difficult. OK, well here goes nothing.
And he he pulls a lever on the side of the wall and a what
looks like a chandelier that was up high comes lowering down and
flames gather and then turn different shades of the rainbow
colours as they fly off of the top of those lit candles around
as Joffrey starts or finishes off the circle that's around.
He's like, you don't want to stand in this circle though.
And he finishes the last line and the the glyph that's
surrounding the pedestal that the body's on glows as the
lights suffuse into it and brighten the whole chamber to a
a blinding light for a moment. And the as your vision comes
back, the coin is gone, the body is naked, and Mohawk starts to
use the body and just. What in the OK, Yeah, this these
vocal chords. Where am I?
I said you'd be welcome back. I didn't say you'd be getting
your old life. God damn this boy was hung.
Gero gestures to Jeffrey to please find something to clothe
him. Got 2 little tattoos on each
side on my hips it's. Real nice it looking at the body
and he's like, this is a. Fucking lanky fucker too and
he's like wobbling off of the table.
At your feet for like 2 months already deathly skinny.
Girl will place a hand on his shoulder and sit him back down.
You might want to take a moment to get.
Your hearing? And clothes.
There is a lady present. He looks.
I don't mind he. Goes.
He gestures is back over to what you said.
God, the gods intended me. I don't know what your problem
is. Yeah, fucking right, twat.
Anyways, I guess I'll wait for my clothes.
And maybe be a little more gracious that death allowed you
to stay. You've got business to be about
in the Wilds. I can be gracious after I'm
dead, I'll be sure I thank your God.
So we should probably bring you back to the Queen.
He looks down at himself. I I might need some clothes for
that. He blushes.
I I would agree some might call this your birthday suit, which
on the occasion today is appropriate, but we we must cut
that celebration short. He he definitely chuckles at
that. And the the after the ritual was
the light had cleared and the ritual was finishing and you
guys were comforting Milwauke, so to say.
Joffrey had run off and grabbed one of the acolytes spare robes
and handed it to him. He just, he looks at it and he
goes whatever and just drapes it across himself in opportunely,
but it's still covering the private bits and he's like.
I guess we're off. As soon as we come back to my
Grove, the better. Shall we take a shortcut and she
presents her map? Does he still have?
Does he still have his druid powers?
This is a different body. Yep.
How does that work? He does.
You're in the body of a wizard. He, he, he.
It takes him a second, but you can you can tell he's fiddling
with his fingers for a while before he a seed he found
sprouts it. It takes him a minute longer
than he would expect, but he goes.
I guess the power is not to be bound to the body.
That's good. That'll make my job easier.
Think of. Think of this opportunity.
Think of this opportunity as a chance to relearn the basics and
improve upon yourself. He just raises.
An eyebrow, and then looks to him away, and he goes.
Where's one righteous motherfucker?
Over here, isn't it? Couldn't.
Have said it better myself. Not that that's a bad thing, it
just it's a fact. If you're just pleased with your
results, I can always offer you the other one door.
Oh no. As Carol Thumb flicks his sword.
Oh no, don't worry lad, I'm not providing any insults.
It's just an observation. You can't take the Hardy truth.
Don't. We, we just barely convinced
this gentleman to allow you to come back.
So let's let's move on, move along, shall we?
Yes, I I believe that. Be for the best, Lassie.
Let's speak it. Everyone hold on and she'll do
her little like wormhole walk again.
And you're probably finding yourself back in the sitting
chambers of the Queen Who who no longer is there, I would guess.
I'm going to quickly, briefly ask and go over just frame
because that took a little bit of time while you guys were
doing that. And the Queen would have offered
you all. Can go back to the chambers that
I keep ready for guests or if you if you so wish, as I stated
before, you have VIP status at the Pink plush pig.
I'll, I'll make sure to have a maid wait here for your
compatriots when they return or a compatriot.
I'd seen her leave at the end of our discussion there.
But yes, it seems like we are at the end of this.
Although I'm I'm sure there are some findings that you may want
to go around the town for your other contacts, but I'm not
you're, you're welcome to our services here, she says.
While spreading her hands. We're going awesome pink flash
peg. You also.
May sit here and wait for your compatriot if you wish, but I
must be off. Thank you to Your Majesty.
We will graciously accept your charity or your ability to stay
here in the guest suites. OK, well my God, we'll show you
the way. And she gestures to one of the
guards off to the side who take you to those suites.
And going back? Over to that map.
That is not the right map. That is a different map.
Don't worry about that. You didn't see anything?
And. The way sees all.
It's an incredible power, isn't it?
Yeah. I abused mine to set myself up.
What will you do? So Cat, Barrel and me may all
make it to the side chamber, which is laden with sweets,
treats and tea on a table for you it seems like.
And Nimaway and KIRO probably pop back right into the sitting
chamber here. Oh man, I'm going to go back to
get Mohawks token, although technically I would need the
Wizards token. Give.
Me a minute there, but you guys find yourself there and one of
the maids immediately greets you and goes oh the the queen said
you would be back. The IT is good to see that the
anti teleportation rooms didn't turn you to Jelly.
Oh what? Which rooms are anti
teleportation? Oh, there are ruins on the
palace. The.
Oh, I see. Well, I I wouldn't call when I
did teleportation per SE. It's more a folding of
space-time. But I I won't get into it.
Oh oh, OK little Missy, but I don't understand some of those
words you just said. But you can follow me over to
your friends if you'd like. Yes, I believe there's a snack
table. Please lead the way.
This way, she gestures and for you to follow down the hallway
and. While we walk in the way.
Explain and while we while we walked them away, explains to
Molok and KIRO that the Queen is no longer taking audience today
and we'll have to wait. KIRO gives a sigh of relief when
you say that. KIRO Every.
Time he's in the Queen's presence, he's getting undressed
with it, with her eyes. Oh, does she have X-ray vision
or just an active imagination? Do not know what an X-ray is,
but I believe she provocatively undresses my clothes to me.
Be there in her presence. Do you think this is in her
imagination or can she physically see through your
clothing? I only hope it's her
imagination. OK.
So we don't, we don't know. Well, best of luck to you.
Walk chimes in with while you're walking.
He kind of seems to only barely be listening but he goes.
I wouldn't take much for her to undress me right now and.
What a fun. She may take you up on that
tomorrow. Oh, only if Pop Dad's joining
in. I know I'm going to get used.
For some gay shit. Was Captain quite a shy fellow?
Oh. No, no, he was.
Having a threesome with the he. Was groping my dragon.
He was groping me while I was transporting.
No, he is not shy. Oh, bad stick.
He was acting meek in front of his enslaved captors because he
didn't want them to know. OK, there's the the source of
the misunderstanding. I misjudged a fellow.
So you guys all find yourself in the guest chambers of the Queen.
Yes. Yep.
Minimum ways picking through for berries and sweets.
Or definitely seems to be a a veritable bunch of such screwing
about the table. I go for a hard coke or just a
lie cocaine. Hero looks over to to cat my
food. Cat, please tell me it made it.
And I'm like, Oh yeah, we have to go get those off the ship.
And I wander out and I go back to a dune.
My map is black so I can't really move my character or
anything around. When she gets back and the MOA
will introduce Moac but she's waiting for the the captain to
return. Here we go.
Vision was off again. Oh, most of you guys's vision's
off. I'm.
Going to scribe the adune. Yep.
So I'm going to wander back to Adune and get our food and bring
it into the guest room. You wander off.
You're doing what though? Roro scrying the odone.
No, I'm going to scry, start scrying each game from the table
just to try to see glimpses of what's going on now that I've
lost my all knowing power. Oh wait, you mean the spirit of
the wizard that once known as Matt?
It still exists in that like space world.
Yes. So I so the thing that came down
to Tareth was a simulacrum that I made of me.
I still live in a different body on the table that I I never had
a plan to return to the body that just got inhabited then.
Why did you make it? It wasn't there was a plan,
there was a there was there was a side plan where if I split my
soul then I could be both places.
Kind of like Ashima. OK, but you abandoned that plan.
I abandoned that plan so I would have returned to it if nobody
touched it. So when you put your spirit in
the game, you stayed on the table.
And then what you mean by I thought your spirit was going to
go? Into that there is a there is a
wizard spell called Simulacrum. So when I I spawned myself onto
the table inside of the robot body right?
Then true polymorphed myself into a solar.
Then use the level 20 potion that I have or had from.
That fancy stuff in space? Yeah, that bound my soul to that
solar body in space. Then you can cast simulacrum,
which is a wizard spell that creates like a weaker clone of
yourself That doesn't. It's just like a copy.
It's soulless. It doesn't.
Like you can't. It's like a puppet.
Yeah, it's like a puppet. That is what I sent back to the
Adune the moment I got. Oh, OK.
And then that was the thing that had the seed that I gave it, so.
It was just a delivery. System, yeah.
OK, so your puppet died, your soul in the game didn't.
Right, so I exist now on the table or in approximate location
near ish the table. How did you get from space to
the table? So the just at one point got a
item from Micropolis called Fabric of Reality.
Josh then allowed people to start crafting stuff with it.
I created a bag of holding that was an infinite bag of holding.
So the space is really the inside of an infinite bag of
holding. OK, so you just said that?
Yeah. So essentially there's a bag of
holding on the table inside. That bag of holding connected to
a different portion of space is now a floating something.
OK. That I live on.
I don't do much in the game anymore.
I just. Yeah.
You can use a bag onto the table.
Yeah. And then interact with stuff
here. But I'm rarely ever going to do
that, OK. But you're scrying right now to
see what's happening. Yeah, I I essentially my my
character from now on is just going to be watching and then
if. Somebody makes a move.
Against them then. Then he'll defend himself.
OK, I don't know if I believe you maybe.
OK, well, you know, that's fair. Sorry for the Sorry for the
interruption continue. What's your DC?
Because I apparently are doing a need to make a Wisdom saving
throw. Yep, she does.
All right, so my DC, it's a spell, say the 18, but before
you do anything, I'm going to roll my 3-D20.
She's going to get A5. Oh, OK.
Divination. You do get it.
You do get a sense though too, as you're reaching out and
casting a spell from your location that a doing age easy
acknowledges you for a moment and goes who is it and lets you
observe. Fuck yeah, nice to see you
again. Sorry, I don't mean to hijack
the game or anything, I just want to keep it prized in case
somebody is trying to swing at me.
You know, self-defense, all that stuff.
I'll be quiet in the background. Because the last sentence of
that spell, if you didn't read it if the IT can fail the saving
throw voluntarily if it wants to be observed.
True, yeah. So he's doing that while we're
marching under the ship, getting our noodles.
Yeah. Just listening.
I do that from now on. I don't want to make a big deal
out of it, but I assume once in a while you'll have me people
roll a save. And Roro wouldn't know the
information, it's just the wizard.
Right, right. Everybody's disconnected on my
end now. That's why I'm trying to start
paying attention more from the table.
So you guys make it back with the noodles intact?
They're doing a helped with keeping them warm.
I I. Just wanted to make.
Sure that they weren't cold by the time or bloated and kept the
noodles off to the side. Here you are.
I'm going to set. I'm just going to set everything
up, I guess around the table, like let's take a break.
Do we have time to take a break? What about that window thing
that popped up in our vision earlier?
You're seeing the bar probably 75% ish, almost 80% filled.
This could be a last meal. Oh, and everyone meet Moac.
We have a body for him. You may recognize it.
He just looks up from slurping noodles.
There's body hasn't eaten in a while if you can to music
manners. Yes, please, please nourish
yourself yourself. Nimoe look some KIRO in the eyes
and slurps 1 long singular noodle.
KIRO looked, looked at Nimway and just kind of with his other.
Basically places his chopsticks in the bowl, holds the bowl,
uses his other hand to pinch the bridge of his nose.
Oh mind you, there is no like splashing of of soup or
anything. It was just one very clean
dainty slurp. I'm going to guess if they just
gave cat like a regular portion sized ball and he's just sitting
on the table just dunking his head in it and eating one
noodle. The whole hat goes under each
time. Like it just my whole.
Head. I, I, I imagined it was like a
chicken with a worm too, where like you grab a hold of the
noodle and you like. For.
A little bit and then you like tilt your head back and I'm
like. I am making a mess just throwing
the noodle back and fall again. Fantastic.
Yeah, yeah. It would be.
Probably an appropriate time to say that you guys finally get a
nice long rest. Oh my God.
Anything else? That's also why, I asked, do we
have time to just like, kick back and take a long rest?
Because I was like that loading bar seems ominous.
Yeah, it probably happened finally.
Kick off while you guys are asleep, so as soon as you wake
up it'll be there. So much better.
Wait, so it the the loading bar paused while we were asleep?
I did not pause. It probably finished while you
were asleep is what I'm saying. But.
Oh no, boy would not have fallen asleep for the termination of
that load. Waiting for her.
Yeah. At a probably about, which I
guess doesn't really affect me in the way anyways because you
only need half the amount of time everybody else does at
probably about midnight ish. Then to the the the sun has
gunned down and the two moons are up in the sky and a you
catch the faintest trail of something in that sky, probably
just for a glimpse you. Can I pull up my map and see if
it manifested on it? You see that it coincides with
it. So I did.
I did see something in the sky on the map.
Yes. Did I?
Could I glean any more information from how the map
showed the streak versus what my eyes could see in the sky?
You can tell that it it seemed to have been at least streaking
across the atmosphere the the very edges of it if if nothing
else, and hence why you'd seen anything at all.
A bit of a tail, if you will. OK, so did it look like it was
like following the curve of the earth, like something in orbit
or something passing the Earth? It definitely looked in both
cases to be following the curve of tariff.
And at the same time, I'm guessing I can still see the
point of the spaceship head orbiting.
Did the two interact or have any relation with each other?
I'm just curious if they were near each other, did they
intersect or they just happened to both be orbiting or both
existing at the same time? She just wants to make sure that
if there's any relation between the two in in the sky.
What? What to?
The the top of the spaceship. From.
The evil campaign. I see.
I would say that it would just on the surface be hard to be
sure exactly, but it would it's highly likely considering the
trajectory and the orbit of the thing that you'd seen before
must have been speeding up to have made it around so fast.
As well as the bar finishes loading and you get a welcome to
the system, you now have full access to your entire character.
Sheet. Didn't I have that already?
And then it populates, what was that going to say?
You're going to say Matt, Mom as in like.
I know I said you're you're welcome, everybody.
You're welcome, everybody on the whole planet.
Just gets this this like weird mental notification.
And you may ascribe your own experience points to whichever
level you level you choose in. So basically this was a portion
of Matt in what's the word I'm looking for here?
Intent in creating the gods with the God seed was to allow all of
the NPCS which would include you guys with a good, good or
neutral alignment, access to their character sheet, and you
know, being able to level basically.
So like one free level? No.
Every every yeah, every NPC gains access to the levelling
system. Right.
Oh, but we already. I can lose some chaos.
Yeah, we already do. Everybody else, every NPC, every
slave, every good or neutral aligned NPC suddenly now is an
adventurer. And and to your point, Emily
Nimaway didn't have access to her character sheet.
You have access to her character sheet now.
She. Can technically make a decision
on her own about what she wants to do.
You see what I'm? Saying oh I see, true.
I mean I would have done whatever she asked anyway and
since we're linked she technically had control of it
through me, but so it doesn't really change anything for her.
But I guess for the rest of you guys, it does.
Yeah, for cat for instance. Yeah.
I don't know how much leeway I have in sending a message out
with the system, or if Liberty would.
Liberty and justice may reach out in well, here's here's the
real question, I guess. I think you.
Will I think you would be aware of the system being enacted, but
you might have to either reach out to it or hack into it,
whichever you choose obviously to get access to it because
you're not on tariff. Yeah, that's true.
So do do your thing. This is now your your jam now.
Anyways, so yeah, that's all the all the the pop ups gives you,
gives you detailed information about your abilities, your back
story, your it gives you a detailed list of your inventory,
all all of the information that Emily now had access to or rural
or well, yeah, you get the gist. Quest Baby.
Well, I support giving agency to the NPCS.
Josh did Jim dirty. Excuse me?
Hey, I rolled, I just rolled for shit.
He rolled A3 to evade. You could also resurrect him.
Those poor children. Theoretically, but like I.
Mean. Another NPC.
Question of like God, yeah. I mean, is it a good in just God
if he gives bone cancer to children?
Looking at you, Josh, I mean. There could be no bone cancer in
this world. Are there, is there bone cancer
in this world? Josh, are you a good and are you
a good and righteous God? Oh my God, can our characters
get bone cancer? I do not support WE.
Have some bad news? You may want to sit down for
this one. Bone cancer.
This is a fantasy world. Yeah, this is my fantasy.
Now let me save you from what I'll do to you if you don't let
me save you. Exactly all.
Right, shut up. Jim died for a better cause.
Oh. Part of the.
Plan because of random chance. Exactly whatever better 'cause
is there. That is true evolution, baby.
I mean, I'm not arguing that it happened, I'm arguing that
undoing it didn't happen. Wait, who?
Does all powerful wizard could walk into town with a like Jim's
long lost cousin could walk into town, hear about the death, and
just happen to have the supplies for a resurrection spell?
Maybe Nimaway does. Why is it all on me?
Because you can manifest an MTC with all of the material, the
movie is poor. She has your.
Capabilities. Nor does she.
Just make a perfect world because fuck man you're a
terrible deity. I was not everything would be
chill. I I'll let you go of persuasion
against my character sheet. I was going to.
I was going to say what would be
really funny is what I'd read about or I think it was actually
a TikTok where it was like a perspective of a guy that
suddenly gained sentience of all the God like perspective and is
like. Whoa, is is is.
Like a flash because he wrote a perception so good.
Yeah, and, and the God, the God being themselves was like, what
is happening on that earth? I could totally forgot I created
that one. And he starts explaining some of
some of the things that are happening there.
And he's just like, oh, that's crazy.
I, I don't even let that happen on some of the other worlds that
I've been paying attention to. No wonder I stopped paying
attention to that one. Fro Could you maybe?
Wave your hand or something, no? Every child gets bone cancer.
Sorry I've derailed this. This is hilarious.
Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty.
Good. What is it all?
Started with an iPhone. Jim, I won't forget you.
Where were we? You were trying to persuade,
persuade Josh, the character. Oh, no, I meant before that.
But yeah, I'll totally, I'll totally do Oh.
Wait, wait. This OK?
Oh, I failed the freaking the the guy the.
Cart. Yeah, yeah. 18 Yeah.
Oh, Jim was mangled. There is.
Oh well, they're not. He is on to a better place.
Kira would like Devil greet you. He was trampled by a horse and
then ran over by a carriage, so I hate to say I don't have
another body for Jim is going to be my response.
To you. And as I've already ascribed to
getting. Someone just falls out of the
sky. Getting sold back into to bodies
isn't exactly easy. Also we don't have the story
arc. For that, I apologize.
It was worth a shot. I should have made Cloudy with a
Chance on Meatballs World. You still have the chance.
It sounds like you might be the Next up for any sort other than
Rick continuing his adventures. So.
If I did another if, if I do another side shot, it's going to
be in the floating city in space.
OK, yeah. Oh, that is the other thing to
be aware of. You guys are welcome to come
back around getting a chance to run a one shot.
I always give priority to those who either haven't or those who
are have done so the least. So Jesse, you're still here.
So obviously you would have priority over Matt if you were
running to do that. But just let me know if there's
a time frame in which you would like to do so.
I know I hadn't heard anything from you.
So I know Matt has several ideas.
Oh I have one idea because I was thinking about using you guys as
like a test subject for something I want to run on my
nephews. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, if you want to, if you want to do that, probably,
probably a good time frame I would guess is probably after
all the holidays are over, sometime at the end of January,
beginning of February ish sometime.
But that I, I, I try to just like call it out ahead of time.
So everybody's aware, make, make time to get the characters and
everything and you get time to prepare.
So if you if that's too early, you tell me and then figure it
out. All right, perfect.
My graduation gift to myself is to finish the heist.
Do it. Finish the heist.
I'll play that. I've, I've, I've talked, I've
talked to the greatest of grand dams, by the way, and apparently
he was fairly promiscuous with his infernal cult.
So just so that you're aware, Rick, I, I did, I, I did confer
with him that it is allowed from his side of things, that Maddock
is a long bastard child. I am hitting.
Him that grand damn I am hitting.
Him so hard. Again, so many.
All about the hippo life I. Was just reading and and you
know, the mind wanders and I was like, you know, it'd be fun.
As if I was related to Grand Am somehow.
D&D is just super. Chill.
And like, they, they just kind of Passover bestiality, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. So.
That guy's 1/2 man, half bold. Yeah.
How'd that happen? Don't.
Yeah, Josh, you know how you have Matt.
Don't. Jacob is my Matt.
Jacob is my Matt, definitely. I get it.
Sometimes. Sometimes great, sometimes.
Great ideas. Sometimes great ideas spawn out,
and sometimes even just immense chaos is presented and you have
to oh wait, crap, hey. I just find the levers and I
pull them. That's it.
What's what's better than chaos? I mean in in in on tariff.
At least chaos is good. I mean, currently in my world in
the present time, I'm dealing with a rampaging Kaiju, the
heist, a prime, a prime evil trying to gain power.
I have a lot of existential crises going on right now.
Is this where we circle back and look back over it at Nimaway and
we say yeah, and you want us to worry about Jim, huh?
He has children. 2 / 2 over Gods are like fuck Jim.
I mean, this did not need to take any effort.
It could have been a finger snap.
Hi, Josh. I'm just saying.
Finger snap finger. Snap.
Jim is now a toad. Congratulations.
Oops, if you're really referencing that finger snap.
Oh shit I fucking killed the half the population.
Sometimes they. All.
Have stats now, they should at least get to roll for it guys,
no? They won't say it yourself.
You did. Roll.
You did roll. I'm very I'm joking that if you
actually didn't. Happen.
Oh. Yeah, how many revolutions are
about to occur? Yeah.
Yeah, I was talking with Jacob about Incursion and how that
would work, if that ever came to be a thing.
Incursion. From world to world.
Breaching that. 2 worlds, yeah. Yeah, we did that.
It was great. I almost killed everyone.
We got so close. It it's, it's a lot of fun,
Matt. Matt's referring to the one shot
that he ran, which had all of our US characters in a alternate
Earth. It's how how he rolled his one
shot up and we had to fight Franklin, who made it over to
that Earth because he was bringing in the horde of zombies
and a giant, giant skeleton monster.
Oh goodness. Yep, that we have in in our game
and nukes. Oh yeah, and nukes.
The most important part? Nukes.
Need some enriched uranium, guys.
Then I'll go back to Taurus telling you, if if you didn't
put this character into my body and left it, Franklin would have
gone immediately for it and kidnapped them.
An attempt to. Split his own soul and put his
soul into it and send it back to earth.
I was literally just. We sent it back to where?
Back to Earth, He was going to come for us.
Like they read like us IRL campaign.
Yeah, which one? IRL Earth.
Oh, and then start doing stuff on that side.
If it was, if it wasn't for nimole, that body would have
been crispy. I couldn't go to waste that.
All all that you've done is just kept it safe for me.
All everyone has to do is get there and abduct this person and
remove them from the body. Well technically, couldn't he
just do that to anyone? If he can remove a soul, why
does he need this body? Because it's from Earth.
I thought we remade it with materials here though.
This is the body that I killed myself, like my my character
killed itself. Then that body was brought here
and Josh had like a ritual that we had to apply to it.
So that is a Earth object. Earth.
Body, but with the the eyes. The squid.
Eyes. But Franklin has one of my real
eyes. And the other one is in Ezra's
stomach, Yeah. That one's already shit on the
ground. It was.
The yeah my that was my plan is immediately go for the body,
split my soul, put half my body or soul into my corpse, send it
back to earth. Start Campaign 3.
No horror crooks for Matt. Oh yeah, all I have to do is get
the guy. Get.
Moac. Yeah, Moac.
All I need to do is get Moac, put a ring on his finger, kill
him, resurrect the body. Like we need to get Moac a a a
soul sealing tattoo on his body so we can be safe.
Yeah, and an and an amulet of protection of good, good, good
and evil. So that.
Told us that he would. Only defend himself.
It sounds like Matt was lying. This is Franklin.
Franklin wants to get to the body, split his soul in half,
take over, and then send himself.
Oh, when you were saying I, I thought you were talking.
I thought you were talking from the.
End my version of me just wants to chill.
OK, I've achieved what I want to do, immortality, and I get to my
own little world to play with. So would your version of you be
opposed to Franklin coming into the world IRL?
Yeah, 100%. It sounds like we need to
petition that version of Matt to help protect Moac, because Matt
definitely wouldn't want a plan to be of his own to be corrupted
like this. Yep, and currently the tower,
the infinite tower, is the only place where all three parties
quote UN quote can interact. You guys, good and evil are now
on are now on Taareth so they can interact freely.
And then my character. And then eventually, if I drag
the rest of you into the game kicking, screaming.
I mean, Hero is waiting for the day that he takes you kicking
and screaming. So Josh, who you gave us code
words to say so that all three of our all three of us could
meet in that white void space. Does everyone have that ability,
or just some of us? It was a choice.
I thought, well everyone has the ability to go into a white void.
You have the choice at the at Eurythmic to choose if it's a
shared space or a not shared space.
What do you mean by that? So like you could you each one,
each of your characters can have its own white space or they all
three share one. What did you decide?
Separate. You don't trust each other.
Fuck him. So you can just say your code
word and talk to your character. But we're separate, so the only
way for me to interact with myself is by going to the
infinite tower and being there at the same time.
Why can't wait I? So my 3 characters individual
spaces. If you have different phrases
for white space, you would enter it in into it and it would only
be you or that character. And if you have the same phrase,
that's what I would. I was, I is.
This the version of Matt, the version of Matt on the table is
you Matt, right? So he could say that phrase and
meet with rural, or rural could say that phrase and meet with
your character on the table. But he has a different phrase
phrase. All three of my characters have
separate. Oh, they come with separate.
Phrases as well. Yeah, 'cause we didn't trust
each other. Yeah.
They and they don't trust the Mat version either.
Yeah, very few rural is fine with both people but me and
Franklin are opposed and. That's OK, so.
Nothing to say for Kat and Jess. Right, so Nima way.
Can. Yeah, they're all separate.
Too Nima Way can let Ronald know to go to the infant tower, but
how? How does Matt?
Basically how does the mat on the table know to go there?
Is there any way either I find out?
Right. I could either scry on you and
just know or I think I have the business card up there too, but
I don't know if it works. Yeah, we have the the business
cards that let us like text people.
She wasn't there for the introduction of the business
cards. Rural is the one with the
machine of them though, so. Yeah, we we have a two way
communication system in the form of business card that acts like
texting. OK, but you have to give, you
have to give each person a card so that they have access to it.
So if you want 1, you can have one in a bunch of blanks.
OK, so she can just ask rural. OK, Yeah.
And. Then this it's.
On the table in the, it's on the.
I mean, it's free item, right? It's on the table in the DNA.
You do whatever you want with it, not hogging it.
OK. And this is a two way between
your two characters or who and who.
Anyone holding the cards? So you can essentially put your
name on a card and now that's your phone.
Number essentially OK, They're like little cell phones.
You might want to put it in the shared inventory then.
Thank. You just a thought.
Because it does have. It is an item that I made a
while back. The only the good people have
this right now. No, we've shared it across the
other side too. Oh, OK.
Apparently everybody, both teams have at least one.
I have one as well, but I don't know how Josh rules it because I
cloaked myself in a giant ring of you can't contact me.
This is like, these are like direct lines.
These are like sending stones. That's the easiest way to OK
lower correct. Party Equipment.
There you go. I have sent it to Party
Equipment. Thank you.
And how do I see the party equipment on my character sheet?
No fucking idea. If you go to.
Oh, yeah, I see it. I see an olive fork, a chief and
a chief press. That's the the chief is the OK.
And then chief is the is the business card.
Yep. OK.
And we share it. We have the ability to contact
in all directions now. Sweet.
And a meeting point for all three as well.
But the only way for Matt to be contacted is if he scries and
goes to the tower or if he scries and knows to go to the
tower. I think so or the business card
it like I said, it's up to Josh if he wants that to like Pierce
through the no teleport, no contact.
Yeah, I believe, I believe so. I I mean for the rules, sending
stones still work through those as far as I understand too,
because there's. Like.
Yeah, it's a Direct Line. Cool.
I have a question for Josh. Why?
Why did the anti teleportation turnist Jelly explain the
mechanics of that? Was it because I didn't actually
teleport like I guessed or no? Yeah, more or less that's what I
would. I was going to say as well.
On top of the fact that that item that you're using is God
tier but the location ruins aren't.
Yeah, OK, great. I just want to understand the
mechanics in case I use it again.
Also, a Horizon Walker is basically a planeswalker they
can walk. She, Agonon, is the horizon
Walker. That's sweet.
She is not they she Misty step, but he can.
I think Misty step in planes walk something like that.
He can definitely planes walk. He's been ethereal walking.
I knew that much. Yeah or yeah, Ethereal or
whatever it's called. Yeah.
Yeah, they can walk through any plane.
There are some planes that would not advise them walking in, but
you know, yeah, because basically it's basically a
horizon Walker is basically an equivalent planeswalker.
They can walk into different planes of reality like plant,
fire, water, earth, air, hell, heaven technically.
What about different realities like, I don't know, our world?
It just isn't. Threatening me with a good time.
There isn't the rule set a? Plane.
There isn't a rule set for it to explain your question.
The different realities are something that we haven't
explored. So you'd have to probably like
come up with some ideas or like we'd China or something.
But I know. As the reality break spell
followed by another spell. Reality break.
Yeah, look it up. I used it on.
I used it as like a precursor spell for contacting all of
me's. So like if he used planes walk
in conjunction with that spell is what you're saying is maybe
something could be worked out? That's, that's how I was kind of
thinking of it, but you know, it's a Josh thing, like you'd
want to do like a reality break into a glyph of wording so that
it goes off the same time or something.
But I'm not the one making the shots.
Yeah, 'cause. Where is.
Where? Is planes planes planes in
reality are are are 'cause you know, planes are like you know
it. It's things that exist on top of
each other. So if you think about it, the
plane of earth, air, water, shadow, fell, Fay, they all
exist overlaid on top of the world.
So you're not really leaving the world, you're just shifting into
a different plane, reality on the world.
That's. Yeah, and who's to say that our
world isn't the same as the alternate reality of that world
Not or it's a different plane. Well, well, and to your.
Point we've got the Fay and that's like a different.
To your point, Rick, I, I've kind of discounted that as a
different, like the planes exist on a different planet.
So in the idea of how I think of the heavens, right And the
Hells, those planes, as D&D would explain them, are actually
different worlds, different spheres is a better way to say
it. Oh, that's not how I imagine
them at all. I imagine that is overlaid kind
of like the upside down. Right, where at?
That's that's why I'm explaining it this way.
The only one that does have some sort of interaction with all of
those is the ethereal plane specifically because it is it is
the glue and it is the like the thing that transfers souls.
It is where that's why I explained it the way that I did
too when you stepped through it the last time is you're you're
stepping through a veil of souls that are just like pure energy.
OK, so that's why the step, the steps I took in the ethereal
plane matched the steps in the real world, OK.
The if you're if you're interested in some of the
mechanics of like transitioning from DND to our world, the only
quote UN quote Canon things that we have is the one shot that I
ran where essentially I had a Demi plane or.
A. And that was.
A room that I teleported in through.
And that was LLD Secret Invasion if you were curious listening in
to them. But that was essentially I was
utilizing a person who was bound up to use their power to open up
some sort of portal funneled through an iPhone that I took
from someone else to connect to our reality.
But it was all very loosey goosey, just kind of like he he,
he does some shenanigans and now he's a threat to the world.
But there were some the vibes of it.
Yeah, the vibes for sure, but I, I think I thought there was some
some theory behind it, but I can't recall right exactly.
I'd have to look back on, yeah, I'd have to look back on all the
on all the chats and whatnot, but.
Yeah, 'cause I know, I know we were talking about like the
different realities. And that was one of the reasons
we landed on the fact that that was a technically different
Earth. And I think it had to do with
the fact that obviously in this world, Bree, who is who you took
the phone from, who gave it to Myra, still had her phone.
So it was like. So it was like.
Yeah, it was. It was an alternate reality of
our world because obviously in our game Franklin and Co were
not invading Earth and I think during the game like 6 or 7
different like branch realities got created.
Oh yeah. 'Cause we had like different
players join and leave and that's kind of how I ran it.
So then they at the end, like they, they all rolled a series
of tests for the other realities of themselves to see how far
they got. And every other reality,
everybody died except for the one they were in, which I think
only Jessie died. She shot.
Herself in the head. Or no, no, no, your husband shot
you. Yeah, that's what it was.
It got worse. With me with the Cannonball.
Wow. We were pretty bloody though.
No, but all the mechanics, all the all the requirements are
laid out for next year. Rhythmic.
If anyone wants to start a campaign, three adventures of a
regular folk in space, all it takes is just one, one step off
that Cliff. Right into non reality.
Let's do it. Hey, Josh.
Yeah. Sitting at the table at
Eurythmic. That only happens at the fall
Eurythmic, correct? Yep.
OK, so for a. Little while.
OK 'cause I. No wait, I thought it happened
in the spring one too. I forgot, so it's now just this
fall. I think that's a little bit more
fair because I don't like. Depends on how much PTO people
have. Yep.
And to make it to two trips every single year to hold on to
that could be. Tough.
I did that for a while and it was expensive.
Yeah, the, the, the fall, the, the fall 1 is definitely the,
the one that it's occurred at twice now.
And that's why, that's why, Jesse, you've held on to it for
two years, like I'd said. So with Ash specifically, I
believe so I'd, I'd and I'd made a statement that like that is
one of the avenues to becoming ascended as they.
Go. Oh yeah.
So is that the process of that now going to be worked into our
storyline or is that like a separate dealio now that Ash has
been at the table for two years? She's got to hold on to it for
that. Yeah, she's got to hold on to
that for the second year. So like there's there's the
first year she held on to it. Now this is the second year that
she'll be holding on to it. OK, so you have to be at the
table for 3/3 fall Eurythmics then?
Yeah. So 2 years, 3 fall Eurythmics.
Yeah. Got it.
I thought you said before that. Yeah, I thought she was ready
to. Now held the position because I
managed to hold the seat for a whole year.
Yeah, as well as I'll. Talk to you guys later.
See you as. Well, bye.
Bye as well as the. Rise, Rise and rebellion.
Break the chains, my children, Break the chains that bind you.
Yes. As well as that you had been
contacted by Ogramach to how to ascend.
So you have to finish the ritual, which was that's,
that's, that's what it was hung up on.
Not, not that you need to hold on to it for another year.
That's the thing. Right, I need to.
I need to bathe in blood. And he'd say what?
And he'd suggested that route as using, utilizing that white void
space and said that it would be all set up if you if you can get
back there, but you've been pretty busy so.
Yeah. So wait to the white void space?
Does that mean I have to wait for the next your rhythmic?
Say your password. Or could I choose, yeah, could I
choose to go to the negative space or in between space, that
hockey dimension that she has? You just need some downtime and
then you can get to the white void space with your passphrase.
OK. Oh yeah.
But there's been just crazy stuff happening in the other
campaign. Yeah, you guys are literally
falling out of the sky. So yeah.
I just wanted to bring it up so we didn't forget because I could
have sworn that we were ready to go.
No, it's it's a good reminder because of the then I got to
think of something now too. Y'all left Ezra and Franklin's
characters unattended again. It was really Jake's character,
grand Am or no? We are not counting Alex's
epiphany into this calculation. We've already.
No, we have.
You've already ruled on it. You've ruled on it already.
Oh. Faust was the one that was spell
casting like a mother fucker the last time.
So in in in last week's that I missed it was the Evil campaign.
Nope, last week was the one shot for.
The Turkey Thanksgiving one shot.
You missed out on the night. Oh, OK, on Olive.
Fork. Yeah, Olive Fork a wee little.
Fork. You can look it up if you wanted
to see the stats just for funds but.
You do not have. It's one of the diadems of
transcendence like the other. Yeah.
It's a it's a pretty. It's pretty broken, just like
the others. We like the circulative, the
circulative wisdom that just makes everything a + 17.
No, even worse because it's the IT it it works like the other
ones have so far been, you know, pillars of reality with being,
you know, the fork controlling time to a degree.
Spork kind of controlling matter can change things into other
things as the webba Jack the spoon kind of control space a
little bit with the no. Translation.
The olive fork controls belief. You can make other beings and
even inanimate objects believe, and that is.
How the that is how the Jehovah Witnesses came to Taurus.
Jehovah. Jehovah, Jehovah.
No, no. Jeb, Jehovah Witnesses.
OK, OK. I like Jehovah.
Jehovah too. That's kind of what I thought we
were saying this whole time. Jehovah.
Nope. Jehovah Witnesses.
Jehovah. Jehovah Witnesses, they all.
Oh, I thought you were originally saying Jeb Hobo, to
be honest. Jeb Hova, Jeb.
Hobo, none of us were hearing it right at all.
Can this be Canon? They all just mispronounce it.
Yes, please. So it's a Jeb hobo.
How do? You meet a group of these
witnesses, they pronounce it a little bit differently, so
everyone they talk to was severely confused.
Yep, they all speak of the glory of Jeb.
It's like what game I came up with for the guy in the heist
campaign that I didn't trust. Oh, I.
Don't. Remember, it was like something
about lies. Oh.
I can't remember what. Was his name.
If Shergal was his name. Oh.
OK, what was it? Crap, I thought I'd remember it
when I heard his name. Maybe.
I wrote it down. OK, I think I have a separate
notebook for those notes, but I don't know where that notebook
is. I will have to check it or look
for it and then check it. Over.
Yeah, I may have also written it down, but I'm I'm not at my
desk. Not even in the same state.
Yeah, that's really far away from your notes.
Yeah, but yes, I up with a new name every time we say the
Jebobas. Jebobas.
It's OK. Jeboba, Jeboba.
What was the other one? All, all people look to, to Jeb
for, for, for glorious guidance. Jeb Hoba.
Yep, Jeb Hoba witnesses. So why?
Why take Jehovah and only change one letter?
What was the the intent there? Well, his name is.
Jeb. His name's all about Jeb.
It's all about Jeb. Oh, I see.
OK, got it. They they are witnesses of Jeb.
OK. All right, guys, it's been good.
I need to go to bed. Yep, like.
Yeah. It's good to call it.
Good sage. Bye.
Big ayes. Bye.
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