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Tara through the campaign, a Lollis.
Yeah. Craig I'm still trying to find a
token for something similar to as to what you described at
least though, even unless you had one already somewhere else.
I don't think I do. And fun fact, if you ever need
to, or want to create your character in a visual visual
thing, Is it not coming to me now?
About. What's that, what's that one
that you use to create ziff, Wisteria that I do here for it?
Hero Forge. Is a and it creates they'll
create Miniatures as well. So you could like you, you could
actually like purchase a miniature through them but they
they also give you the opportunity to like basically
create a 3D model of your character and then you can what
you can do is like take a top-down snapshot on the screen
of on the computer or from your phone or something like that,
and I can edit it. And make it into a token.
For your person on will 2000 the way you have full kind of rights
to the the token. Otherwise, I'm trying to trying
to think here. Let me try try typing.
This other thing in Okay. Might work for the time, being
Maybe. Here it is.
I will do this one for the time being
Hello. But thank hello.
Oh man, I'm so disappointed by grasp of Hadar, which is a
warlock invocation from Zenith eyes.
I thought it was every time you hit somebody kind of like the
the repelling one. You push them backwards so you
could push pull someone forward 50 feet, okay.
Eventually but it's only once per turn so you can only do one.
It's so 10 feet and I am disappoint because I can climb
on walls and I was going to just, like, sit on the ceiling
and start dropping like marrying adding string people, and then
dropping them. Yeah, I'm right rules as
intended. I mean, we could make something
like that. I mean, we'll see.
I so II, we have yet. To do combat in this game.
So I'm not positive how exactly this character kind of wants to
like what role they want to take right now.
I'm pointed towards the like the whole Darkness centered on self
with Devils site. So you can see And that would
have been great to just like eat people from their groups and be
like hi. You're facing me alone in the
dark. Yeah.
Got to get this. There we go.
I could probably just sit outside for a bit.
Not quite warm enough here yet today.
It was like, 90 here a couple like last week.
Agonizing blast animal of Shadows devil site.
I guess, but I could do beguiling influence since we're
going to a party. We're going to Poverty gehna.
Eat a lot of peaches. Well, damn it.
I was supposed to get stuff to make peach moonshine and I
forgot that sounds good. Okay tomorrow.
Sure. All right, don't leave the clean
up for them. Devil, say Aldridge mind.
Can you see a rap area? Josh area area.
Oh, are we are? We are eight.
Sorry are eight. Yeah, and can you move them
around? Just this token here, you're on
the table again. So you're on top of a stack of
papers. You're okay, good.
You got a hold of them. Good good.
That's what I was trying to do here in the meantime and you
Josh obviously, realize this is a similar Situation aerate.
This is completely new wherever he was in the world before.
He's on top of this giant table with giant implements on top of
it. Including a page that they stand
upon currently that's reads. Just tourists the path unfolds.
And with a night sky above you and so on and so forth to well,
I'm off to hit people with my butt with your but apparently
nice. Oh I think they call that
clubbing. So, what is aerate doing there
on the table? Anyway, so I'm guessing he just
woke up and he sees the night's, the night sky above them.
And he's wondering how in the world he managed to get here or
if he's still in a dream and a meditative state, Hmm.
Pinch yourself. we do anything, it takes a look around and past
to figure out where he's at. Who the best of his knowledge.
He it appears like no other place he's ever been.
Especially considering that there are large larger-than-life
candles. They are ginormous, as well as a
compass on the right side of the table, he finds himself on and
the only reason he can disappear discern.
That this is a table is just because of the other implements
that are strewn about it. And And evidently in some
fashion or the other that the it has keys books cards, dice more
paper, and possibly some writing implements in amongst those.
But It's all hearing this. Awesome a desk is there.
He's standing on a desk. It appears though.
That's not my task. Rip the paper.
Okay, so he takes note of the compass.
And he tries to discern what direction is north. the compass
seems to be set ask you from their actual direction of north,
but the arrow pointing directly towards the East currently on on
it is facing almost straight. What he would have thought would
have been North on the table. The night sky and comparing the
two if you want. You could roll me in
investigation to clarify that a little bit more and are you
walking up to the compass and such Jew?
I'm guessing. Yes, I'm walking up to the
compass and all if you go character down there, Okay.
Which one did you say that? I need to drill and
investigation investigation. I got a 17.
So from his past and just knowing a lot about the sky and
enjoying that, Somewhat of the study of it.
You recognize that these aren't quite the Stars.
You're used to seeing above you or at least some of them were
there but not quite in the orientations or in the places
you would have expected them to be and you're looking at the
compass and wondering whether or not it's actually working.
Although now that you're deeply looking at the compass to you
realize that South north east west, R.
Almost. They just seem slightly
different somehow like they're not, they're not quite this
normal ones you would have expected to on the compass
either you're looking at it. And wondering are these is this
even where I was from? And yes you're wondering though
those thoughts and you're touching the compass.
Your A Blackness washers over your mind.
And the next thing you know, is this rushing sensation with a
burning salt, smell in your nose.
And the just, what seems like your It's hard to perceive all
of the New Sensations that are coming at you all at once, but
those are the first things that you're picking up on before you
find you almost thrown forward, it feels like laying go ahead
and roll nadex a to see how you land back safe, okay?
Yeah. Just regular ducks.
It's up at the top left of the sheet where this where it says
saving throws. There we go. 18.
You feeling having having the feel sensation of being flung
forward, but still able to catch yourself in.
Almost mid-air. It's felt like you were able to
you know, just rotate your arm or your hip and just the right
place and shift and land on your feet.
And you are taking in your surroundings and you hear the
rush of waves first, but the what appears to be the inside of
a decent lie? Large ship of some sort.
And you're noticing a whole slew of pillows next to this table
that you only only slightly recognizes the table that you
must have come off of beat only because this table has some
extra dimensional qualities to it.
As you're staring at it, it almost breaks your brain, the
stare at and You're you're realizing more so that's a ship
at Sea. Probably because there's a
rocking sensation to the wooden. Vessel that is apparently
holding you as well. As there are two people leaned
up against the wall to your right.
The, this, this room seems to be some sort of gathering space
because there's a bunch of junk just kind of thrown around other
than the pillows, there's some boxes and crates.
And and I think a chat, you think a chest, maybe just throw
it in here somehow and Wisteria this is when you're coming to as
well from the last thing, you remember, Against the wall.
I don't know if o-tar is joining us to but he is there as but he
is making dinner. Okay?
How much? Okay.
How much time is left? He's just making dinner on the
ship. Yeah.
One second one second for you. Yeah.
How much time is left? He said like, maybe 10 minutes,
okay? Yeah, you you notice this large
hairy individual digging through some, some of the barrels, and
looking for some food, it looks like a black screen.
Oh, let me shift this on over here.
Thank you. And there we go.
And Boop. Should get you guys where you
need to be. At this point to I think we've
got everyone that other than vote are here currently.
So is going to do the recap for the last session know that
Frederick might join us to, you would be on the ship though.
So if you were to join us in the next, B there, we'll catch up
with him here, but I'll start right into the Rick recap here
though to the adventure is known as the rum rollers entered.
The pink plush pig to party with queen with the queen of
Socrates. Queen theater negotiations about
how to save the people of God can't IAM from an unknown force
of magic thieves led to this prize of the queen.
Otherwise, the rum rollers were tasked with capturing the breath
of a red dragon given 10 Magic Ours in a chest full of gold.
The rum rollers plan to sway the dragon to set up a trade of
dragon breath for gold in the Queen's name.
They asked the, the also worked out a monthly 1% of the
projected profits. To be earned after the trade, is
set up, as well as to have a dune, a be modified into a
flying ship. Lastly, we're gonna be rich.
Lastly, some fishy creatures to populate a dunas bottle with.
So fair, First Ellis, new leaf made fabricator friend of the
rum rollers. Approach the queen following,
the negotiations, you requested to be the fabricator for all the
bottles for the trade of the dragon's breath in the future
agreeing to all the terms Queen Fiat.
Uh proceeded to request, the rum rollers Presence at the pink
plush pig. The best party spot in all of
Socrates. She then provided rooms in the
castle for them to prepare for the night out.
Obliging obligingly, the queen. And the rum rollers pregame
dwell, net began to trip balls on some paper.
The queen had provided Captain me May place the chest.
Fishies and Magic jars on, do need during their preparations.
Deciding an hour or so of prep was good enough.
The Roman world is bigger drum rollers, exited the castle, and
summon Timothy, their coach men from for the night, delivering
the buzzing rum rollers to the front of the unassuming
exterior. Exterior party hall.
Timothy explains tonight's passcode, which they promptly
forgot and smack some pigs statues around before gaining
entry to take a seat at the bar. Inside the rhythmically.
Throbbing, bright flashy, colorful lit.
Ink. Plush pig, let's hear what
happens this time. That was a mouthful that last
bit, pink Posh Pig, the the all the adjectives author and
rhythmically throbbing, bright flashy, colorful link lit, pink.
Blush Vegas reminds me of Harry Potter with the Weasley Brothers
with babbling bumbling bunch of baboons or whatever, but
McGonigal says, When they're talking about like the dancing,
that's right. The vaguely remember that a
bunch of bumbling baboons is it feel like there's one more word
and a it's like babbling bumbling bunch of baboons or
something like that. Babbling.
Yeah, you're at babbling bumbling band of baboons.
That's a really good team name. The like a Harry Potter trivia
anyway. We're getting dressed, right?
No, you guys are at the bar currently we're at the bar, but
I was starting off with are 8, in Wisteria gear inside of the
ship bottle of doing a, so go for it.
No worries. Yeah, I can see now.
So I see this pig person in the barrels, and I'm going to ask
them what they're doing. Carson your rifling through.
What are you doing? Yeah, what's up?
You're not a pig person, but Josh described you as a large
hairy. Man.
Large hairy moron. We're on a dune.
A Just get on on the Xbox just gone Discord.
He said he's looking for stuff to sell, it's still, okay?
Or that would be valuable. Okay.
Yeah, that makes sense. What about you with Syria?
I'm guessing I was probably I've just probably been here
meditating and like trying to just kind of meditate and Speak.
visions of Like what the next step in like me coming here
would be like trying to figure out.
Why I was drawn here, and what? Like, I need to do next. and I
would think, like upon hearing, like movement and like people
rustling about I would, Probably stop meditating.
And look around and look for any, like, look for the source
of the noise in your, in Your Vision searching, you would have
seen just flashes of this red dragon majestically flowing
through the air. And these creatures from the
deep coming up and stata shadowy figures you're still, it is
still unclear. Even through the vision, what
they are? That that Approach people in the
night or at an expecting times and somehow, remove them of all
their Magics. And that you you feel that
you're being drawn into this. Not only because of those
things. But this is the most current
things that seems to be coming through in your visions.
Okay. I guess I will like kind of like
come to and like just kind of make a mental note of that like
you know, vision and Kind of think to myself, like, okay,
there's a dragon. That's usually.
Not that great. I don't actually know what all I
would know about dragons. I would think probably not much.
Probably not other than that there.
Big and scary and the the Lord that you would have heard
probably is that least relative to the fact that nobody really
wants to mess with them? They like to cut the cord
treasure and eat. People eat living beings, that's
about it. Okay, Basic normal.
Kind of threw the Through the Grapevine, knowledge other than
some, you know, more elaborate stories that don't need to be
repainted at this point, okay? People languishing them as such
and I'll probably just kind of like make a mental note.
Like I said of like the fact that there is this dragon, and
then, and to go from there and like I said, I'm just going to,
I'll probably kind of just wake up and look around for like the
source of Whatever woke me up from my meditation.
And you see Standing up just almost in an attack position
against the table. I would guess just have having
looked like they just rolled out of thin air and standing next to
the table that is extradimensional Hayden are
ganassi. Oh yeah.
But a male one.
Who is? I don't know.
Josh, what's your at a rate and what you doing?
Um, I'm looking around and after I talk to that one very hairy
person, I need to go ahead and tell them that, you know, all's
well that ends well, verse 3 chapter 5 and I look over to the
other person and I'm trying to figure out exactly who they are.
I guess I'll describe what's area.
So Wysteria is kind of just sitting like off to the side
kind of up against the wall meditating, and she kind of
opens her eyes and looks at you. And she, I don't know like how
much your character would know about like I don't know, the FAE
Wilds but If not much like she looks like an elf but not quite
like, any elf you've seen her skin is like a pale blue like or
like green. Like a minty blue and then her
hair is pale lilac and she's got soft pink eyes.
And her gear is like very Elven looking but also very obviously
made from like nature. So like lots of like leaves and
like leather armor and stuff like that.
All right. And she'll kind of just all open
my eyes and look over at you like oh hello your new most
definitely. Where am I?
um, I'm not sure. Oh, so you don't know where
we're at, either? Josh.
Do I remember like what I remember getting put into like I
do now like I don't. Yeah.
So the last thing that wysteria you would have recalled was
getting into the going over the bridge, that goes over the wall
into sore, kirti's, and saying to the rest of the party that we
should, uh, we should go to the market to get outfitted for for
Any Further Adventures, especially after having gotten
the reward in in the spiral wood forest.
And so basically to go shopping and then before going going into
the market, you felt like you needed to meditate on some
things and went into the ship, so which they said was a safe
place for you to do so. And do I know that a do now is
just like, I don't know, like a pocket like, in a pocket
Dimension kind of like in a bottle, they would have lightly
elaborated. On that particular fact, I would
say that you know, that that you'll be with them inside of a
pocket Dimension. Yeah.
So that's, that's what I'm gonna relay to this new person is
going to say like, oh well we're on the ship right now, but we're
not. In the ocean, we're just kind of
in a bottle. Are we in the air?
You know, I love being in the air.
I mean, I don't know like where I'm not sure how it works.
There's I'm not sure like there's just it's a ship in a
bottle and I went through this portal and then I was on the
ship. Don't go chasing bottles.
Over waterfalls, verse 11, chapter 5.
Yeah, I definitely understand. Yeah.
But I knew no. I would think I would know if
we, you know, decide to leave here, we can just go through the
portal and will be back with like people.
Oh, okay. The people who own this boat.
I'd like to meet them. as you guys are talking to just the
faintest almost almost unintelligible.
That's that's just kind of starts permeating.
The whole are Where you're at? Is this the boots and pants
song. Is that it is that what I'm
hearing? I don't know.
I am not familiar with this song.
Well, I thought everybody knew the boots and pants song.
You Know, boots and pants, and boots, and pants, and boots, and
bans and jeans boots, and pants, and boots, and Benson.
Yeah. You know.
I don't know. But now I do and then she's
going to kind of just like nod her head to the Rhythm.
I guess meanwhile on the other side of it Captain me may just
says I'm gonna call it a night I think and let the rest of you
handle the partying with the queen and Spins up.
The Bulls are played out and Spins up the portal right there
and then and hands the Holds suggest one of you that are
there either the Ralston or for Alison's or cat.
I believe are the only one sitting at the bar currently to
handle it. And he was going to handle the
overtly drunken Companions of Hamilton and the others that are
also they're currently. I'm not over on that screen.
So I'm sure everyone else that I'm not on that screen either.
I'm looking at a boat. Yep.
We're gonna boat And we're going fast.
That should be the case but I'm just describing here for this
instance in time. Before they before, I bring
others over. Gotcha.
I've been I guess rural settings will take control.
What was the the tasks that the the lady asked us to do?
Sorry. Just a second ago.
Mimi is they? And they asked for you to or one
of you to you know, take the plate up once once they're
through, you know. Cousin.
Oh I can carry the plate in my bag but I can't spin it.
I'm pretty shaken dinner. I can also spin it so we'll be
able to get it going. Just so that it's in someone's
bag and you know for next time the chicken then the second
carries the plate. So you guys are talking amongst
each other wisteria and aerate and that you're talking about
the song. And as you do at a plate just of
its own volition starts to spin up on the table kind of rolls
off. Off.
And then on the floor creates this glowing portal.
Wait, wait, are we doing this? In the club is our club goers
about to just like drunkenly storm into this portal?
Yeah, House Party. Come on, we're going to a second
location. Oh god.
Oh wow. I mean, I mean I don't want this
to happen, but that was just my thought because I'm like it.
What would you do if you were really drunk and you saw someone
too? Superior through a portal of
light, I might run through it. Good.
Did you actually say that rosen's?
Because then that might be the case?
It's no I'll kind of look over at them and be like.
So because I'm not the new senior one year and I look at
them and say, what do you think? Should we jump in?
We could have a killer party in, there is lots of pillows, the
armadillos of passion. I will always find you verse 583
chapter 2. These guys are you this is the
first time I think I've seen the portal open since I've Came out
of it then yeah. I came out of it and I say,
what's going to happen, are they going to come out?
Is it going to birth them, or I poke the portal?
after after the other companions had gone through, I'm assuming
Is me, may just going through it, like, on our own mimei,
walks through the portal and Hamilton follow the well more.
She's hurting Hamilton and her and we go over to the other,
grab this. Yeah.
I was gonna say he had already gotten sloshed, like, right
away. Grab on over there.
It's going to be the easiest thing.
Here we go. Forgot about all the lights.
It is very, very, very bright. I would say, upon seeing like
the portal appear and seeing like me, May and Hamilton come
through the wysteria, would probably go through it.
Let me go and follow. We got your good.
We get nip and Hamilton that would also be being herded by me
met, who never, especially looks blitzed.
Just kind of staring off wide-eyed.
Oh yeah. It's enormously dilated.
And then me may just kind of spins up the portal.
What at your corner? You guys is corner of the bar
and purge them through And says, don't don't let us don't let us
party poop. You enjoy.
The The Queen's party if you can and maybe bump some elbows and
such. And then she walks through Pump
finger guns. Yeah.
Lots of finger guns on top of that, so And then yeah if
wysteria is going through I have to get after just jump back and
forth here SEC. Yeah.
Because I wanted to say, I had to grab different things to copy
and paste them. If I had remembered off hand, I
think it's control. No, it's like control Windows V
and it shows you like a few past control copy paste but I don't
know if it would work in the scenario, that's fancy.
Yeah, I look that one up after. Like man, I just need to copy
and paste like several different things at once and it just be
easier if I could have like a little Library.
That's just like kick. Paste, click paste, click paste.
I mean, couldn't you have if I remember how the program works?
Couldn't you just have a tab of like groupings of icons that you
could use as a? Copy paste or no because it
would be like loading a different screen.
You mean because of the side I can just kind of drag and drop
the tokens. Is that what you're talking
about? No, so like when I when I ran
Chris has dried, what I did is I had like a big, a bar basically
invisible to the players on the side of the screen where I had
everybody's tokens and stuff that I would commonly need.
And then I could just yeah really grab and pull it over.
Yeah, I didn't do that for every map that I have though.
So I have to have to grab it, grab them from the other map.
And I was also trying to put that Make sense, portal.
Token portals. Chalk is a portal like vertical
or is it like a flat? It's vertical but it is kind of
two-dimensional when you're staring at it.
I mean, if that's what you mean by flat and it will do a
cannonball it's more ovular. I see what you're saying that
it's not quite horizontal got you.
There we go. So wysteria you walk through
first, I'm guessing with are eight following mostly quickly
behind and the music to be clear had fully elevated even as the
portal had opened into this. Just thrumming gyrating beat,
that's just ever-present and You can feel it in your bones and
you almost feel like you don't want to stop you want to start
dancing at the very least and photo folder.
I think would begrudgingly follow.
I think you still join a. I think we did get him.
There we go. Yeah, fuck.
This is way way. Way out of photos wheelhouse he
is he is He's a very six foot tall man just kind of bunched up
like very comfortable. I see a dancing group in the
middle and I've tried to join Kroll still being like paraded
around on everybody shoulder. Yeah.
So you see, one person that seems to be maybe unconscious
being floated around in between the whole crowd on you.
No crowd surfing. That's body-to-body yeah, crowd.
Surfing wise. I was gonna say bodysurfing
wise, but same difference. and the as you guys walk through the
the music not only gets louder but there's a bunch of lights
that are very distracting and just shooting everywhere and the
the rest of the people in this in it seem to all be dancing and
having a good time, whether it be with food or drink or maybe
catching some glimpses of other paraphernalia that's going
about, but everybody seems to be mostly happy and have a good
Time. I'm going to just immediately
start looking for like, the rest of the group.
You walk through and the first thing you see to your left is
cat at the bar. I'm sitting on the corner of the
bar with, I think I'm ugh in front of me, or was it a glass?
You have a glass in front of you and two bottles or yeah.
Oh yeah, as one of them was taken with that, with Flint into
the, in onto it, doing a, who had been kind of coddling it It.
Okay. Yeah, so we have a dark and we
have a dark liquor and a clear liquor sitting in front of me.
And I think Mama, and I opened up the dark one.
And she like, took a drink and just barely felt it.
And I think I dunked my head and them Pretty wasted by now.
Yeah. So you see that there had
blowing, I'm gonna area like the music excitedly walk over to
cat. They're like oh hello Cat and
give Pat said a little scratch. I'm going to put cock it and
drunk enjoy. Just like in my head is very
loose and just kind of like limp noodling around or partying with
the queen. I don't know where she is,
though. You say that and the orc behind
the counter says, oh, she's not putting the VIP.
We should go visit her. I was like, I need that plate,
that plate, got to pick that up, put it in my bag and I just kind
of like unfold my wing. And show my little like Jean
back pocket bag that I have stitched together for myself.
I'm in kind of a nod and walk over to the plate, pick it up,
bring it back to cat and tuck it away in their pouch.
I think her and I'm just like, all right.
Wait, you you should grab our bottles here and we should go
see the queen and I tried to like stand up and just walk
right off the bar without any hesitation Wham and I kind of
Nod and shrug me like, leave the way and I'm gonna grab the
liquor and I'm gonna like Look it over.
And you said one of them is opened.
Yeah, the dark one was open and there was a glass in front of me
and I don't know how much of it. I drank, I just drank enough to
be wasted I'm going to make sure that there is like a lid on the
open one. and then, Grab the bottles and follow cat.
And he pointed upstairs, you can see a balcony, almost just
behind the stage and just, you're guessing it has to be up
these stairs to the far left of the room.
Although, as you guys are walking away, just clarify that
you pick up the plate. But as your guys are walking
across the Music kind of dies for a second like in a slow soft
subtle way and then an announcement comes across your
some sort of magically projected voice of just announcing.
And here comes Babylon thunderballs and scentless
Centaur a a human with a harp and a satire come up on stage to
start perform before week to the music.
That seems to be picking up slowly again and it's a small
rap group. It seems like although their
words and their such seem simple familiar to because they would
have been at least four cat those that were performing at
the entrance to The market district.
Oh okay. Hold on.
I'm gonna see, I'm Gonna Roll to see if he gets distracted.
Aw, he's distracted even he's not AA.
He recognizes them and he just lets out a loud.
But God, he's like, huh God. I remember them and I just start
running through the center of the Dance Floor.
No, he'd for being trampled or anything.
Just right through the center, the ground.
I'm gonna like run behind cat with like my arms out, like,
trying to like fucking hurt a toddler.
Like its role a unlike the dexterity saving throw and yeah
I'm doing my best to like yell at people and tell them to like
watch out for the chicken. Well, we're going to do this in
a club. Hi-ho chicken in a club.
Do I roll with disadvantage? If you know, I have what I would
say not for your particular case because you're relatively
smaller than everyone else 19. Although Wisteria if you could
roll me a strength, check a strength saving actually didn't
already do that because you're crying your, you're moving
through the crowd, kind of like counter counter to everyone else
is dancing because it seems to almost be in a circular motion
of some sort and you're going to try to cut right through it.
The way they the chicken did and you're seeing cat Dart between,
Their legs and you're just like oh and you're stopped in the
middle of the dance floor. As people keep like dancing
around you and your pot in a situation of whether or not you
decide to try to move with them or keep moving against them.
Can I still see cat you? You you lost track of him but
now you're seeing him again as he gets to the front of the
stage which is mostly open. Except for now, it seems like
it's starting to fill up with people as the announcement had
come across and I'm gonna like the front of the stage, go with
the flow of the circle, till I get here and then I'm gonna run
out. Of the circle track at when I
get to the stage and I see the three performing, I'm just going
to like cheer, although they might not be able to hear me and
I'm going to throw my wings up and kind of just hop up and
down. I forgot.
I thought you guys already here. And they're, they're the one
that's wrapping currently seems to be the setter.
And they, then the harpist is playing.
So the one that you're closest to that isn't doing anything
right. This second is the Centaur and
it looks down at you and goes talking chicken.
You're wondering about their state of mind.
Oh, I want to use Mage hand in my drunken State and just smack
the Centaur on the bottom. Performance.
And that one would be with disadvantaged considering me.
You're inebriated State a Rota one. so, my first role anymore
disadvantage to the then, so you Go to slap it on the ads but
miss and the theory ohain cups, its balls and the Centaur just
goes like everybody on stage at least kind of stops and stares
at him for a second and then everybody starts cheering
because for some reason it seemed to match with the wrap
and just fit right in the right place of the music.
Isaac. If they were just talking about
some dumb. Nay worthy things.
Hi. Yeah, I just laughed myself and
b'gok. I'm like, okay, I'm not going to
try that again. And I'm going to turn around and
notice wisteria and be like how we saw these guys earlier.
Do you remember? I'm gonna look kind of puzzled
me like um, would it have been when I was in the ship?
Maybe maybe. Meanwhile good.
The no, I wouldn't remember them.
Well they were practicing next to this.
This this mountain. They seem pretty good.
They were pretty good, they're pretty good right now.
Rock Yes, they are not bad. I'm gonna kneel down and like,
kind of scoop cat up and just kind of holding like a football
and, like, Pat his little head. I'm just gonna nestled into the
pat, like me. This is nice.
Meanwhile, is going to say photo at the bar, the orc says, or are
you one of the rum rollers to that's behind.
Thank you, thank you. Boy, I Kinder fairly new here
myself, so, and I just kind of do the weave hand thing.
Try goes. Well, that's all right, with me.
I understand how groups go. I was trying to get into some
myself, but this bar seems to be my home at this time.
You your friends and play. I got in the VIP treatment from
the queen though. So anything you'd like to drink
since you're at the bar. What corner nails do you have or
Edge? Some mighty, fine, a else.
I if I hit his eyes seemed to enlarge and he's like I actually
have one that I brewed myself. Recently, if you're interested
in some some experimentation I'll send that sounds like a
deal. Give me one.
All right, I'll get you. The biggest glass, we got any
just hot hot, hot wheels off. It seems like and come goes
around the bar to the to the back and what you can hear is
mighty, mighty, fine, kitchen. That's been working and the
people coming in and out. He comes back with a heaping
glass or rather Tankard, the size of of, probably Close to
your you're seeing that it's made kind of barrel like so it's
probably about a half barrel that he sits down in front of
you know the best way to go out drinking.
This one is to take big gulps and that's just just the way it
is with it because it's gonna kick you like a mule.
Yeah. All right.
This is a this is what I call drinking.
I'm just gonna both hands. Just grab it and start down in
it. Constitution, save with
disadvantage. Well, it wouldn't be
disadvantaged in all honesty with your Constitution,
probably, but it is for this particular drink in the amount
that you're drinking, all right? I can do disadvantage.
So now that I have cat, I'm going to kind of turn.
Is this the new person standing next to me there?
Yep. Yep.
I'm gonna okay, I'm gonna be like um, new person.
I don't know your name. I'm Osteria I was Terry.
I'm are eight. Hi, Eric, this is cat and I'm
going to point to the chicken under my arm.
I'm gonna hang up and b'gok and be like hello.
Hello found their voice comes actually from the necklace that
they're wearing, what you realize that this time you're
wearing a similar one as you're kind of looking down a torque,
those swords. I believe we're going to go talk
to the queen just as soon as I get our other companion over
there at the bar great. I'd like to see the queen myself
here. I just scream, I'm gonna start
walking over to the bar to photo and ralston's, you're going to
want to roll me a spring. Saving throw because as Buddy's
leaving the center of the Dance Floor.
The person that had been passed out in passing around, comes to
you as the rest of the line seems to move out of the way.
Okay. Can I get any help from my
siblings at all or no? I would say.
So how do I do more than Natural twice because I don't know how
to do. Thank God.
So if I get Advantage, it would be 17 - 17 16. and, And then in
that case, yeah, that would that's the way they would work
having the four of them, I guess.
And you your it gets passed on to the first two and they're
like fools and then the last to hurry up and kind of grab each
limb. And you, so you're supporting
this unconscious person above you currently, as the music is
turning into this, this rap battle style music behind you
and everybody's moved away that you could pass them off to and
you're just holding them awkwardly over your head.
We carry them up to the rest of the group and asked if we're
ready to go. See the queen.
Hi. For those of you who haven't
seen these people before, do you see for full-sized human like
human sized? Cat people, three of them, kind
of more dressed plainly and then one of them like a black Maine
coon wearing Purple, silk, and pirate a tire carrying.
What appears to be a unconscious orc.
Yep. Mostly nude to mostly nude.
We're stroking the side of his face.
This is Carl. We found him.
Yeah, with a keeping him now. Ours now.
Oh God. Hello.
I'm wysteria. Nice to meet all of you.
My name is Gerardo. This is my brother.
These are my siblings, growls yarrow and Jeff Reed
magnificent. I love it.
We we take like strike a pose and do jazz hands.
And we say together, we have these real fins jazz hands.
I forgot very loudly and I'm just I just kind of like shout
over the sound of noise of the club.
Like they fucking love pillows. Yes, those are ours but you can
have one. We liked soft things.
How do you soft? I mean I'm I don't know.
May we I feel like from the tone of that, you're just like slowly
reaching towards my face forever.
Stay here Carl. I'm gonna laugh and kind of like
so her hair is like fairly long and it's kind of just like for
like side braids pulled back into one long braid and I'm just
going to grab the braid and like kind of like hold it out and be
like, I suppose you can we all kind of crouched?
Under it and begin pawing and batting at it, like it's a
string toy. And then fall on top of each
other. That was fun.
Hi. I've been talking astonishment
drunkenly. Hello, world's enzyme are eight.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
You are a misty fellow. Well thank you comes from all
the years of studying with the are really you study the air and
then you become are no. And how do you study are?
Because of the way that I was born.
Oh, Wait. So if you didn't study are
early, did you could you just not keep yourself together?
That would be a little Edge now. These are just kind of like,
clouds. I don't eventually when they get
a little bigger fish it together.
Yeah, but it takes them a while to get their shit together.
You know, what, school, I point at the sky or I point out where
the sky would be, are all clouds are Genesee.
We are all are tanabe personal my God.
So, when it rains, are you peeing on us?
Yes, knocking discuss. I've just now gotten so many
answers to questions. I didn't even know I had about,
they're gonna see, is this is amazing?
Same, I didn't know until I ask them.
Anyway, it's nice to meet you. My name is Raul as I said.
How's it going, guys, we need to go see the queen.
Okay, so you feel perfectly fine after that, that large, drink
their photos are and your kind of questioning the the orc, and
whether or not that was alcohol. Alcohol, actually in there.
It tastes a delicious mind you and probably some of the best
brewed Mead, you've had it Ral you've had in a while,
definitely above the piss-poor, Standalone standards of tittie
sprinkles that you're used to and Otherwise though you seem
like he promised a lot more than he was expecting but then he
gets a grin on his face and pulls a block of cheese out from
under the bar and sets it in front of you.
Now, take a bite of this. He says, oh, all right.
I'll I'll put down the small Barrel.
Let out a very guttural belch after after drinking it and hang
on. I'm stumbling over myself.
It's been so long since I've done fared ours voice.
I forget how to do it sometimes memories.
Oh, boy. That's a fucking are right
there. My God, damn, it's way better
than the fucking door in. Peace.
I had to drink in the caves. Goddamn, what is that?
Oh take a boy to this cheese and nuts but you'll find out.
All right fuck yeah and I'm a fucking just start eating the
cheese and with every bite you feel the intoxication as if you
had been drinking alcohol start to inch up in your
Consciousness. So you start to see things a
little bit. A little bit brighter, a little
bit clearer, it seems like everything is a little bit
better, your life is dry knee and then you know, you get the
buzz going. So you as you're taking the
third or fourth b, i guessing and are feeling well, buzzed
might as well roll me a constitution saving throw.
God butt. This seems to seems to be like
cheese is affecting you like the strongest alcohols that you've
had before. Now that is awesome.
I wish that was real guys. Want to get fucked up on cheese.
Yeah, the effects might linger for a few weeks months, we're
not really sure. I hadn't worked out all of the
Kinks on this one yet, but, but it's a grand old time makes
getting drunk a whole lot cheaper.
Fuck my this stuff is cry. What how do you make how do you
make this Chinese? Girl, me and Finnegan was
working in the back and he'd had some magical skills.
And I had some cheese skills. So we were one and two together
and made this awesome a real that.
Hard. I might is he fucking right now.
I'm gonna go see what the Lord wants to do with the queen and
I'm coming back for another ale and well I don't know if you
said just got fucked me up for a while.
Well let me see, let me see what we've done with the queen and
see how I'm feeling after that. We should invest in this guy
like Shark Tank, right? Drumroll, he's just he's just
become Shark Tank. I think it one point we were
supposed to start building a school where something for
Zenith. Yeah, We got we got a lot on our
plate. I think.
B'gok again, very loudly the queen prakash.
All right? I'ma spin around.
All right, let's get going. To see the wizard, the wonderful
Wizard of Oz. Oh yeah.
I'm going to turn in like kind of go down this way and then
just start headed towards Before I take off, I want to flip the
orc a gold coin. He?
Wait, madhu. This that he goes to catch it
and it smacks him in the forehead and then he actually
like catches it in between his cleavage and then he looks down
as like but it's gold. Wait, you didn't need to do
that. It's it was on the house.
No, no, no, my that service and that fucking Brew.
You deserve it. Thank.
Q and then I'm just going to walk away before he has to Eddie
counter-argument. Are we making our way upstairs
waking away if so make it away? I'm trying to, I can't move.
You were moving right next year? Yeah, I know.
I was I can't. You click back on yourself?
Yeah, my try refreshing. I was going to say, if I get too
close to like other players. I can pick myself up.
I can't, I can't move in. Let me grab, let me grab all you
guys here. Put you at the bottom of.
You spin my head around. You're following.
I'm assuming to the rest of the crew there.
Yeah. Following just check in before I
moved, everyone upstairs. and, Oh, that might be weird.
I'll have to just grab Brett ball of you shift, you over?
It's right next to it. We go.
That work for everyone. Oh, I gotta grab two of the
other roles and didn't grab them in the just left him.
No, don't funds. Don't abandon me brother.
But was there a DJ right there? That's the Grim Reaper.
Hell yeah. The Grim Reaper.
You actually. None of you recognize them.
But they've been here before and you see also to as you're
climbing the stairs, you realize that dancing Above up in the
lasers and near the crystal are a couple are okra that are just
flying around in the club and dancing that way in the air all
four of us fixate on them. Well squalus that you do, they
all start chittering. Yeah.
All four of us chittering We've accepted that we can't have the
chicken or chicken to get no one said no to those chickens.
Oh, we can eat those. I mean I guess you could try.
Don't know what's going to happen and when you try but you
could try. Otherwise as you guys had gone
up, the stairs are seeing a red rope across the top of it. and a
the DJ that you would notice seems to be Messing with a bunch
of different glowing objects, on a on a desk, varying types, and
sorts that all seem to be somehow related.
Because once he presses one or another, they change in some
sort of color variation and you're looking closer.
Oh no. That's a.
She and it's a dark elf. That's, that's doing these.
These these things, as the DJ, you're also noticing in in the
room up to this level, after you've gotten up to the top.
Top back in the farther Corner away from the DJ is a giant
plume of clouds. You think for a second, maybe
smoke, because there's people moving in them in that cloud of
smoke with some ambarish pinkish lights in the midst of it too.
Otherwise, you see some empty tables that are about with
glowing, Gleek green lights at them, but no sign of the queen.
It appears I attempt to LEAP from wisterias offs over the
world. But yeah, as I feel cat-like
squirming, I'm just gonna let him go.
So I just have to jump to the like jump and flat my way over
the Rope. Do I make it Acrobatics.
With this Advantage. Yeah, you're drunk.
Forget about that. Good times, 21 and 23.
So you jump out of wisterias arms and then one of your claws
gets caught on the rope and you're hanging it, but you're
able to catch yourself enough that you don't fall.
All beak, first into the ground so that you were just kind of
hanging awkwardly, as one of your closet sunk deep into the
rope and hadn't let you go. So, you're just flapping on this
rope, not not fully on the ground, not fully in the air.
I'm gonna sigh and like, grab cat and set them on the ground.
And I'm just going to unhook the Rope and like step, which craft
at that as your unhooking the Rope, the DJ kind of looks over
and then Does one wide motion to the things in front of them.
They seem to be put on some sort of auto play because the music
doesn't stop as they walk over to the side of their desk and
says, oh boy, oh sorry, wrong voice.
Hey, what's going on? Oh um, we were told to come up
here to speak to the queen. I forgot an agreement.
That's what's up. That's what's up, ra da on the
on the mic here. Well not actually that'd be the
them down there. I'm just on the back up sound
right. This second.
So you you said you're with a who's that again?
um, what worst, what's Terry even know the name of the group?
At this point, I b'gok loudly and just kind of like, try to
stand up to my full, like two feet one inch and just like
white rubber rollers. But yeah, that and being that
you're on the ground, just on the other side of the Rope, the,
the DJ leans, over the side and goes, oh, Yes, I've heard tale
of you cat. Where's Mimi?
I think it is Captain me may have met before II?
Think I'd heard some tale of Of others that had been amongst
amongst you all, but I'm not seeing their faces today.
That is odd. I've met them Father in the past
in a town of Babylon, just out, just outside of it actually,
just before they met the queen king there, Forgot the captain
me mate is taking a rest. She had, they had too much to
drink. That's how it's like me May
well, Hmm, and they kind of steeple their fingers and look
across everybody and go. Okay, trying to think of a
question that I would know having met them before that only
they and I would have shared hmm that you would also more than
likely know considering that they've you've traveled with
them. It appears at least.
Ah, here's a good one. I had met them, just Just after
they made one of their closer companion, friend, animal
companion, friends. What is the name of Thea's
companion? Woohoo, I raised my hand.
I know. Guess what?
I think you do. I know I know this one too, and
I'm totally drawn a blank. I'm pretty sure it's the thing
that goes in the ocean with no arms and legs.
No, no, no, no. Isn't it?
Bob, Crossing streams there. I forgot Gunther.
Yes. You must be the closest to them.
That is, that would be him. I I'd actually been gun.
So it actually been mine at in a previous life for a time either.
He didn't traveling the ruins of, I just outside of Babylon
and my recognize this person. You do not because you, okay?
You had. Joined much later, I think.
Yeah, I know cat had been with them for a long time before I
actually started playing so that's why I asked I think is if
and squirrel may have been there at the time but I know food are
and with stereo weren't there. So yeah, that's where it was
like, dude. I put this person in the story
line and nobody here recognizes them anyway.
So I asked he was yours in a past life.
Yes. Yes, they he was my, I'd raised
him from a pup to travel the the ruins of Babylon and helped me
in my Research there. But I travel a lot it was good
that he'd found a good home. This matter gaming but where
Spencer now with the on our DNA. Okay, well I'm going to say that
I'm like oh he's napping right now on a dune.
A with my companion, some o, the ship you all stole from that.
Sultry lesson Babylon as well. We got.
Yep, yep that's it. Sure did okay.
Well, it was good catching up. I would love to do some more of
this. It sounds like the tunes
catching up with me here and I'm going to have to get back to the
work, if you just head on into that door to the far left over
there, and she points. There should be a room set up
for the rum rollers and queen theater for the evening G. hops
back over to her stand and starts pressing some more
gadgets and been in some more pieces of stone and such it
looks like Magical DJ. All right.
Let's go over to that room on the far left.
But this rope seems impenetrable.
We get past it. I don't know.
We could climb it climb walls are going back downstairs.
So, the far left here, thanks. Is it here?
Oh wait, there's another one further, down the corridor.
There's a door right here, and I'm going to grab the handle and
try it. And Wisteria, it's completely
open. You walk inside and you're
immediately blinded by this giant blue, strobing, flashing
white, bluish light, Wait, that's why I'm just imagining we
like kind of turn and watch our open this door and then there's
just this like beam of ungodly life and you just clamp it off
and lying. And it looks like one of the
ralston's is trying that door over there.
Yep. You open it.
And you find a less than appealing room with a I maintain
tub and a large hole in the ground of a shitter and bowl of
water. I step back out guys.
This is it. So there's no small but we'll
have to squeeze in. I call the tub.
Well I guess the queen can have the tub.
Well no I guess the queen would want the Royal Throne, right?
Yes. Iwata myself, over to the door
and looking and I'm just like what do you think 30 supposed to
be in here Agha? Like not questioning.
She's a crappy room or the bathroom.
I'm just like she's not here. Maybe she's invisible Queen.
Hello a knock on the door. Know what?
Why don't we try this store and Wisteria is gonna try the store.
Okay? You open that door with Syria
and it seems like an oddly mundane room, although it does
have some really plush chairs and the music that's outside is
Well, attuned in here, it's not dampened and it's not too loud
but it's comfortable and there seems to be some other goods and
where's that are that are in as well.
And as you walk in, there's a soft voice that kind of tunes
over everything that says. Welcome rum rollers.
What would you like for your bottle service?
Is that milk alcohol that we got from the bar.
Yeah. All right, let's go in.
Again, waddle myself in. I'm assuming that you follow
behind. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going behind you, just gonna walk around and sit in
this chair right here. I like the purple.
Look, I match. Everyone else there seems to be
some sex a couple tests and barrels and just all kinds of
plush seating with even a nice comfy carpet and they
moderately. Okay table looks.
Well, used quite a lot of spills seem to be on it.
You're not quite sure of all the liquids that may have been
spilled on it because their questionable but it's otherwise
good good room. That's got the music that's been
That playing in the rest of the club just at a more moderate
volume and everything else is just comfy.
I hop up on the table and I b'gok for a large drink.
Mark drink please and the Uhn Uhn embodied voice comes back
over. What would you like as your
drink? That dark liquor that I had
downstairs? I can't remember.
Wait, did they tell me what it was?
It was robbed. The dark rum dark rum my God.
Certainly cat. And from the, what looks like
the you the ceiling has this. Priests in it.
But it kind of opens up into a Dark Void and out, floats down
onto the center of the table, a glass full of that, that dark
liquor rum that you were drinking.
I've been shockingly and then dunk my head.
Take it drink. everybody else just so might you
have some Faith wine? I was trying to find some tokens
here, but Go. Why?
Yes, we do wrist area of what vicinity and what vintage would
you like? Surprise me.
I do not know that vintage and he is fine.
Sorry, please try again. I do not know that vintage and
she's gonna PSI Me like I don't actually, hold on, hold on.
I got to look it up. What will steer?
He is thinking. Is anyone else doing anything?
I would like, we would like for things of fermented Yaks milk,
please. Yes.
Thank you for things. I don't know what you call them
glasses or jugs or crates or barrels.
It's very easy I suppose it's coming right.
Oye fermented, Yak milk because otherwise it's just Direction
fermented. Yak milk coming right up score.
We start high-fiving. This is going to get a strong
for months. And the ceiling opens up again
and four barrels float down and then just kind of line up
against the wall. It's flashing with some sort of
liquid. You can only presume fulfilling
your request, we pop up and each go or we'll bring one barrel
over. Could we have?
Like I don't want to say glasses, but maybe like like
small team. Black balls.
Like a like something you could see it out of but not a full
glass. Oh, coming right up.
And two bowls come out of the park in the ceiling and land on
the table. Thank you.
What is your name? You're so kind.
I have been called several names.
I am the vast room known as Jarvis.
That's nice.
It's nice to meet you Jarvis. Would you like some milk?
I cannot partake. I fucking love to do.
I fuck me up. I'll take a Tankard of Ale,
whatever you have. Tankard of Ale, and the
acquired, however, whatever we have is very Oblique that.
I put a little bit of everything.
No, just I'll bet you Ten Gold. I'll give you ten gold if you do
that, I do not require gold. No, no I'm talking to him.
I'm sorry Jarvis. Oh, I like the way this for
thank ya, just Tankard mix. All your nails together and I'll
try it. We exert scrounging hero pockets
for gold. They're right next to me, aren't
they? Yeah, it looks like anyways
unless I turn around to them and I see them like scrounging.
I'm just like hey yes and I my head disappears into my little
sack and I kind of just like flop a few coins into one of
their hands. Whoo.
Thank you. We keep scrounging for gold in
our pockets. I swear, I had that little bit
of extra, okay? Okay, we got enough tendo.
Senses. Are you okay with some silver?
You're that's fine. That's fine.
Here you go. Thank you.
And then imma drink the hell. Has Yaks milk in it.
Um, I'm gonna ask Jarvis for a bottle of Fay wine from the
fields of harvest We can work. Fulfill your quest request.
Wisteria it fell, take one moment as I require it from our
wine cellars. And outf parts of the ceiling
while you're making your request and a full Barrel.
It looks like with a handle on, it comes floating down and
centers. In front of you.
Photos are at some of its crosses over as it lands on the
table and you just hear, oh, my apologies and the, the barrel
lands with a hood. And he goes, this is all of the
a 0 in the smallest quantities. That could fit in one small
glare and with the largest glass that we could provide.
I hope this has met your request.
What crocky you, gosh, you do about your portion sizes here
and I'm just gonna grab it with both hands and surgery can Do
you need me to make a constitution check?
Oh, yeah. I'm going to need that from.
Everyone wants their orders were done, but Damn, you have a plus
72, your Constitution. We like to say for dollar is
strong, command Ivan - all good. My Constitution.
Yes, throw. Can we fire cat?
You are little? Yeah, I am a pretty tiny.
I can't handle much. So aerate ask Jarvis if the only
parameters is that it's a liquid.
There are no parameters to you requests in this room, besides
your specificity. Okay, I'll take a vial of your
most deadly poison that there is on the earth then lol, I Hiccup
and I'm like, I don't think you should drink that we said
anything. I'm sorry, I cannot fulfill your
request as I do not know what this Earth is.
Okay, then give me a hand Alice, I don't know that.
Okay, yeah, I don't know that. I don't know.
So, okay, so I'll take a vow of the most deadly poison that
would kill anything that is here on this plane of existence.
I like it. One moment while I search for
your request. I mean, our drum with Sarah is
gonna uncork the bottle and like, and the sniff it.
Meanwhile, in the, the ceiling did part again and send down the
bottle that you're opening with stereo, which matches your
recollection of what this bottle should look like, which is
extremely elegant. And We unique to that region.
Even the bottle alone and as you pop, the cork, the beautiful
notes of the heart of spring just permeate.
The are all of the notes of flowers from the apple trees and
the vines that were where it was populated from as well as just
all of these. She's gonna smile and kind of
get like, misty-eyed because it reminds her of home.
And then take a big Swig of it. and, Go ahead and roll.
That Constitution and Jarvis comes back over and says your
request is hard to fulfill unentered name.
I'm entered name. Is he just joined the party for
the most part? May I ask what for an entry for
your name in our logs. You're muted.
If you're talking, Irate. Still muted.
Did they have to leave to go put their kids to bed real quick?
I'll could be You're we're talking to you are right.
Okay. Sorry.
Yeah, it's just getting them into pajamas and stuff.
Oh no worries, no worries, no worries.
I understand completely I was just saying that Jarvis came
back over and asked said that there was a nun entered name for
you in the log so it was asking for a name currently. arrey,
arrey has been entered into the log now, please handle vial with
caution as any breach of vile, will eliminate life in a 5-foot,
radius, and slowly, and gently this this vial of what looks
like Almost the deepest darkest night you've ever seen.
But with glittering pinpricks throughout of it, settles down
at the end of the table as softly as possible.
Nice, I pick up the bottle and add it to my inventory.
Have you figured out how to add custom items to your inventory?
Let me go D&D Beyond, right? Yep.
Okay, then go to manage inventory.
And add custom item and then you can label it as you will.
Unit inventory. And then just under the search
bar, there's an add custom item, okay?
I see it. And then you can call it what
you will and all right. Remind me what it is later.
Well, for whatever you decide to use it, hopefully not soon.
But as you guys, I'm assuming are settling down to take your
drinks. Go ahead and roll me those
constitutions. I see, I've gotten photos cats,
Charleston's wisteria, and it should be everyone.
So cat your your blackout currently you're not and you're
not gonna remember anything else from the night and ralston's
your Drunk. Now if we're milk drunk.
Yeah. Fermented milk drunk because the
glass came down, I did forget to explain that one and was filled
up, but other than the 4 barrels you requested.
But yeah, it was a more of a Tankard in that situation.
Luckily came down with the Tankard seems Jarvis of his
interpreted, your will with a tap for the kegs.
In the year. Wisteria you're feeling like
you've. This is this is your normal
drinking so you're kind of just with the sip.
It sounded like you took you are Tipsy.
You gain advantage on Charisma base saving throws currently
huh? and, Fold are being the
Constitutional motherfucker that you are.
Are also only feeling slightly buzzed but this one, you'll take
disadvantage on dexterity face. Saving throws, but you gain
Advantage advantage on strength based ones and Charisma ones.
All right I had a question do I add this to my equipment or my
backpack either one? Oh well your equipment is just
like the things that you Have on the ready so I'd probably put it
in your backpack just for okay. Presuming.
You would try to pack it as tightly and neatly as possible
that it won't break. Yeah.
As you guys are all starting to drink and relax though, it seems
like the music out outside that's related into this room.
That's been the rap kind of dies down again.
And at the point where you're sitting there in the night and
just starting starting to get either drunk or blackout in Katz
case. You all here.
We did a has arrived in in just announced out through all and it
seems like almost like a theme song of sort starts to play for
her. As she's getting allowed entry
into the room. Along with you can't you can
only imagine a pretty decent size Posse, but you can't see
any of this being inside the room that you are and you hear
the music, start picking back up again with with that theme song,
that she's playing over the speaker and probably after he's
made some greetings and such and whatnot.
Probably about 30 or so maybe an hour even later as you're
sipping, He enters the room. I'm imagining I'm just the sleep
like slightly curled around my glass of whatever is left of my
drink. Or unconscious.
I guess you're not unconscious yet.
You're just whatever you do. You're not going to remember the
next session. Okay.
Good.
No. And yeah, you're technically
have gained the poison condition at this point to Oh, joyful.
Which gives you the disadvantage that you already had by being
drunk. I'm just grabbing the queen so
that I could have her March into your guys's room. and, As she
does enter the room. You actually see her Posse kind
of leading the way you assume checking and they bow to you
before turning to the side of the door.
Looks like real scenes and are a, you're still standing by the
door visibly. Are you going to take some
direction or shower? Move you go Crow.
Sacks because we don't wait hold on.
If we're here for an hour we have the plate, right?
Yep. Okay.
Can I spin the plate and fill this room with pillows?
Or at least a big corner with pillows that we're now, like,
chilling, like lounging in with the bulls of fermented.
Matt, Yaks milk. Yeah.
Hell yeah. So, yeah.
Until you guys tell me to stop, we bring out more.
Pillows, go ahead and do a performance for the spinning of
the bowl or just like from fat. Because I'm in that.
Yeah, I'll do it roll. But I call that's not bad.
Nice. So you just take the plate from
cat whose preferring it all drunkenly and you roll it up
your arm and onto your nose, to spin it before.
It turns into the portal, and are able to manage that in the
time. So you've stored the Yaks milk,
the rest of the Yaks milk. Yeah.
Right into the will store. The rest of the Yaks milk and
then we'll turn to photo. I think it was that asked for
the poison right notes. Billy.
That was who? All right.
All right over here, it's turned to him and I said, look, we look
at everything we say, are we sure we want to have a vial of
super deadly poison, right next to the queen.
Unless that's the plan. I began talking objection.
I'm like, nope. Well yeah, the Queen's cool.
The queen is pretty cool. I'm just thinking like what if
her guards come in there like Hello, I'm Alexa.
I gave him a deadly poison that could kill you.
Either way, we start the other three start piling out a bunch
of pillows. We offer them around everyone.
To make this room a little bit more lavish.
I'm gonna like grab one and attempt to pull it to the center
of the table and just like nest in the middle of it.
Oh I like that. Is this your favorite one?
It has a nice little like divot in the center for you.
You're perfect. It's just my size and you shall
have. It is my gift to you.
Thank you, friend. So play a little music to not
going to remember anything. So do I take notes or do I not
take nothing? Or not to know if I'm not
supposed to remember. I love 50 pillows that.
I first grabbed look like giant ravioli and looks delicious.
So anyone else doing any preparation in the hour of that?
The queen? Because it's now been at least
almost even close to three maybe two hours since when the you
guys had met the queen last and then your prep.
But I took through the chance. Poke through the chest.
Sure. Roll an investigation for me.
Anyone that's doing that. Yeah, I'm just gonna relax and
think of home and drink my wine. We're going to put on a play for
you guys. What do you guys want Hamlet?
We could do Shakespeare. He was a greater tabacky of his
time. I do, I remember some
Shakespeare, I read in school, it was quite good.
Well, do Hamlet looks like you were eielson are able to spot in
the chests, some paraphernalia in the regards in or in the way
of The extra psychedelics sort o guys, drugs.
I'm not hearing anybody, I'm gonna have to disconnect and
reconnect. Oh well maybe what do we think
guys like is this the Queen's drugs or is this like a
free-for-all drug fast typer? Hold on Alexa or Jarvis?
Hello. These chests happened to fall
open while I was looking at them.
I see. They're full of drugs.
Yes they are. Are they like public drugs or
like these called for or Well, as you were on the very
important people's list tonight, you have access to the Queen's
jovial. Pursuits.
I'm I got these at the Queen's drugs.
Instructs the Queen's drugs. Okay we won't take all the
Queen's drugs. Just a little sampling here and
there. Maybe I'll eat one now.
Because it sounds fun. We got all right, looks good.
Kind of drugs are in there as well.
They were are all swords. The the ones on top seem to be
the giant this giant bag of what looks like to be handy dragons.
They're like these little tiny Yummy looking dragons.
All different colors. It's the the biggest bag.
But you see. There's other things under.
This are a eats the bag, while digging through further.
Like not even taking anything out of the bag.
Just like, knobs on the bag. I mean takes it out of the bag.
Bottoms up big boy. Wow.
I'm coming dragons. Like dump the bag into his mouth
and started eating. Well, this guy I've never done
drugs before let's go. You're Gonna Want To Roll me
like, well, constitutions, always disadvantage, I don't
know. Okay, while this is happening, I
am rummaging through my bag and I'm going to get out one of
those little Spike Baubles and waddle myself over to this back
wall, and press the spike into the wall and then go back to my
pillow bike. That is the first time, okay,
that took me a second to remember, What that was.
All right, so as you press the spike against the wall, it kind
of vibrates with your necklace and and the charm itself that
it's a that it's attached to obviously and as you pull the
spike out, you see You said you leave it.
They were. Did you pull it out?
Yeah. I thought we were supposed to
like, leave the spike there. Yes.
So as you put the spike in the wall, it kind of melds into the
stone almost as if nothing's there.
As you're taking it off your necklace, but you did feel the
vibration. Okay, and then yeah I don't do
this stealthily but I don't say anything out loud.
Like I said, I just waddle off the table flop onto the floor.
Walk over to the wall. Pull this bike out of my bag,
press it into the wall. And then again, waddle back
over, and then hop from chair to table and get back in my pillow.
And anyone that would want to see that would definitely have
to roll out perception with disadvantaged as you're talking
about drugs currently unless. Yeah.
But our food, our you're you're sitting right in front of that.
I heard, I did not hear what Wisteria was doing, I went to go
pee real quick. I'm just kind of sitting here
waiting for the queen and thinking of home and enjoying my
wine. Both of you would probably have
seen that I would say and other than That the others were
distracted. Yep.
Did you get those clothes with disadvantage for?
Let's see how this goes. Let me check the chat.
Okay, you don't have to read them all off to me if it's if
you did get them. I like I can pull it open from
the side here. One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine. He keep it.
There's some good ones in there, though.
Nothing lower than 8. Seven.
Yeah. There's two ones done.
And now that you're on the laptop, if you wouldn't, if you
would want to aerate. Yeah, do is install as an
extension Beyond 20. It's in our pin. 1 is beyond 20.
Yeah, it's in the pins on the chat to if you go to the pins
and Discord Okay. There is.
I'm trying to find it myself. It's the last one is the very
last one. And once you get that installed,
it should be able to link your roles from D and D Beyond 2020.
Okay, that way it'll show up right in the chat on roll20.
But any, who is it? What's it?
So as you're doing on the mouth full of gummies, your you just
paste in this Delicious? Headiness from them.
Also a slight green - maybe and and flavor and this just herbal,
your viciousness that's permeating your nose to as
you're chewing on them and everything.
Art's to kind of slow down. In this queen party hard.
She ain't half as a nothing. There's a party last and last
So, I'm guessing that's what you guys are doing, probably right
as the Queen's Posse filters in and they just kind of the first
one opens the door looks in assesses.
And then marches and then the other to kind of come in and
you're seeing that they're wearing the the like the
craziest party attire you've ever seen.
Although you're seeing glints of metal in between Folds of all of
their their dresses, as three or four of them filter in.
It looks like four and then they stand to either side of the door
and let the queen walk in between all of them as she
Stumbles in laughing and it, she's literally got a dress.
That's exposing, she's an orc who has standing at a seven and
a half feet tall with her green breasts out.
And the back half of her dress, the is over top of her s and
he's the literal epitome of tits out ass out and walks up to the
head of the table. Stumbles up to the head of the
table sits down. He goes.
Good. Got these.
These comfy chairs installed for a reason.
This is nice. She says she almost melts into
the chair Queen. It's nice to see you.
Yes, honey. Riles means Hey, we always she
leans over the back of the chair and waves back at you guys.
We wave harder and and he waves even even harder, this is fun.
We have hardened We took a little drives, if that's okay,
please, that's why I've got new to the VIP room is this.
This is how I passed her. Says all like out of town and
had a character you can do but having a good time, we all nod.
Don't look to her the more goal oriented members of our group.
Known as the book of photos, just get a wave.
Give a slight head nod. Oh, who is this big hairy strong
lad. She says leaning over the table
almost crawling slightly towards you.
Oh, I'm food or I fucked that up.
Damn. Boy, I'm third are balkman.
Nice to make your acquaintance. She shimmies forward like
squeezing her a kids together and like walking on her elbows
like towards towards you and pushes the drink that cat was
drinking out of the way and Spills it onto the pillow,
that's in the center of the table that cat was sitting on
because, or is sitting on, are you still sitting on that?
Yeah. Hello.
Are you still sitting on that?
On that pillow. I have after you did a hot
minute. Yeah.
After I put the spike in the wall, I came back to the pillow,
all she gets up to the pillow then and then it was like intent
on. You photo are when you would
introduce yourself, and she was staying pretty much as she's
kind of army crawling across the table.
That it was nice to meet you and she'd love to get.
And then she leans up. Hits the pole and goes, oh, this
is a great pillow cat. He have such soft feathers.
This is lovely. I Hiccup and b'gok just like,
yeah, I'm soft now, she's like laying on her stomach on the
middle of the table. Heading at their rate is sitting
there wondering if the chickens about to have sex with an orc.
I'm just laying there, limply enjoying the attention.
The cock indeed. Somebody light that candle light
the candle, when there's too much to handle first eleven
book, 5 chapter 8. Yes.
What is better? You like a or something?
To know so many big words. I spent a lot of years in the
temples. Oh, doing what study in my
religion that he, and God study the powers that I have.
That's cool, man. I didn't do that.
You make me look bad. Oh, you don't feel like you look
bad. It's okay.
We did well for ourselves. I think kind of gesture to the
queen. What does wisteria do with the
ass? That's the or casts that's
literally in front of her like she is incredibly uncomfortable
and Very confused and she's going to kind of like clear her
throat. And be like, um, we've come to
speak with you is now not a good time and her head comes off the
side of the pillow goes, where's nap?
He promised me a go about. I've got like eight paper, he
his eyes, don't see no more. Hit him harder than it did me.
That's to be expected. Okay, well, it takes a deep
breath and she claps her hands and then she goes lippies and
they just get around the table and the closest one to you cat
and her just reaches in between some of the folds you're getting
into some sort of pocket in the dress and pulls out a pouch that
she drawstring pouch that she opens, just enough that there's
a little bit of a gap in holds it in front of the queen and the
queen, just snorts into the from the pouch and she Okay, sure.
There we go. And she just stands up on the
table. Yes.
Who's ready to get down? And then she says Jarvis.
That was a command. And then over the speaker's, you
just here, get down. Get down.
Just starting to play. I jump up and excitement a
Cockerel We are ready to get down.
So Town, Charlie. I miss kit.
What Cass said? Sorry.
Are we just dancing now on the table?
Yeah, so are your for meeting but I'm too drunk to remember.
It seems like you and the queen are dancing on the table but her
attendants are kind of shimmying.
It seems like to her command but without any real enthusiasm they
see very sober and kissed. Pay attention to the queen and
kind of her surroundings but otherwise trying to make sure
that she still has a good time. Photos just gonna pop his head
like a awkward teenager to school dance.
God will make performance. All righty, let's see.
Also cat to who's dancing? I guess.
That is the neatest head Bob ever so clean?
Yeah. Wow.
Forget, I got 20 and 15. Something is rigged here?
I just got a 20, so everybody roll.
No ski. I don't know what everybody else
is doing. I'm just head bobbing, that's
all I'm doing. I got you.
If everyone's dancing, we're definitely joining in.
What's very is going to kind of like she's just confused.
She's going to take a real big Swig from this bottle.
And like korkut and then get up and start dancing.
Institutional and performance. What about are eight?
13 for the Constitution, he's just standing there and he's
watching right now. And he sees that, you know, the
queen just magically all of a sudden it looked like Came back
to life and he has to quit. And hey, can I have some of
that? And she goes, oh yeah, sure.
You're gonna be able to not sit still for a long time, though.
It's gonna be great. All right.
Taking uppers and downers. But look looks to the attendant
with the, with like at with eyes and she just like gives her the
thumbs up and they just the almost hesitantly walk around
the table and whole to you are a who are over in the corner and
you are already feeling like they just walked through.
A big bowl of Jell-O to get to you and are holding this pouch.
Open in front of you now. Currently, okay, I'm going to
reach my hand inside and grab a pinch.
And did she snorted? Is that what she did?
You didn't even go into the palace.
She just snorted straight up from the pouch now.
Okay, and what you're seeing on your hand now, We're actually
almost a slightly glowing green dust holding it.
All right, I'm going to attempt to Snortin, I guess.
Constitution. All right.
Wisteria you Imagine matching the rhythm of the Garter.
Well, you can only presume their guards although they are dressed
like fine ladies around you and are are just Bob and back and
forth with them in a reasonable fashion to that that are around
their chairs that they're going to the music but the queen is
going Full Tilt the. She she's listening to the music
which is gone a lot more raunchy and she's trying to get cat to
motorboat her at this point and leaning down like as far down as
she could without high, I attempt to jump up and
motor-voter I guess performance and Aerate your one?
You are now feeling slightly less like everything is slow
slow down and it's kind of mellowed out maybe and you're a
little bit more back to reality, but you're not sure because
everything is kind of like normal, you need is just, this
is normal. You know that everything's
moving to the little bit like this but it's okay.
Everything's fine. Yeah.
Okay services. For the Queen's, just stay right
there. Okay. and the Queen leans down
with her tits that are out. And you just put your beacon
there. Like you would have if you were
a human having completely forgot yourself and just go to town and
you just hear her go in the Queen's tits with my face and
all of the guards. Stop moving for a second and
then she looks down head. She goes oh, There's a little
bit of blood that trickling down the green of her flesh and she
goes before you get like that. I guess I should tell you my
safe word. I began talking question like
kind of afraid. Am I about to be killed or is
that what she wanted? Guess we'll find out.
All of the guards that have stopped.
She just kind of waves waves down like a dead person by
Pleasure Chambers, and she kind of seems to be a little bit more
sobered by that than anything else.
Having been stabbed by a chicken's beak and goes up,
we're we're supposed to be doing something.
I thought we were just partying here.
Let's go. Wait a second.
The somebody have any questions. Yeah, I do.
Stop them. Like forgot.
We were gonna discuss something but I don't remember what it was
me neither, as weird. Isn't that nice though?
Just go on about your business and then all of a sudden it just
feels like you should have been doing something you should have
done and then you didn't do it and then you just kept on going?
Well, Sarah is gonna be like, I have a question.
What do you know about dragons? Oh well aren't you supposed to
be going after today? I mean going to go get some
Dragon breaths for us. I'm b'gok.
I'm like, ah, but yeah. Dragon's breath.
Wait, should we do that now? Oh no.
No we're too drunk. Tonight is for celebration
Brooks. I believe more specifically,
what do you know, about Red Dragons?
Red dragon, she says and kind of like Cops one of her breasts and
just like thinking off into the distance.
And she he's standing there staring and then she goes what
was question. Um, Red Dragons.
I had a vision earlier as I was meditating of a red dragon.
Oh yes, was not sure if You could provide any insight on
them as I don't know, much about them as we don't have dragons
where I'm from well, well, you're supposed to be going to
get 21. I think his name is Chandar we'd
had Communications for a while, he'd sent me dirty pictures that
shaandaar. But if you got to talk to Pop
Tart to know about those pictures.
He's just made this technology. It's pretty cool.
Thanks and Spilled it. Painting.
It looks like of whatever is in front of him, he's pretty good.
But that, that, that Sean died. He he likes his treasure, but I
think he's a bit much for me to handle.
I was pretty sure that he would have split me in half, so I
didn't. That's where we went wrong.
He was trying to do something. I don't know.
It's a baby seduce me. I can't tell then and then we
just couldn't come to terms after that.
We got shaandaar needs. A lover.
Fuck. I don't know.
I thought he just wanted treasure but then he sent me
some dirty pictures. Do I remember if she mentioned
this before? When we were sober, couple hours
ago, told me it's three with disadvantaged in your case.
Okay. I'm trying to think so hard.
I don't personally remember it but she definitely yeah for
sure. 12. You your kind of vaguely
remembering that there were some relationships with the queen and
the dragon, but it has gone South and you hadn't known why?
But maybe this is why, the queen wouldn't give it up to the
Dragon I Hiccup and I asked her very bluntly.
Why didn't you get with the dragon?
and she just like stares at you for a second and then it was
like wait wait. Get with the dragon.
I don't think you understand and then she snaps her fingers
Jarvis, the picture, and from the center of the ceiling parts.
And in sent in the, in the center of the table.
Aim, a A large painting is what it looks like with the that is
well-maintained, floats down and kind of rotates slowly facing
everybody at the table. So they can all get a good view
of a dragon schwanz. Imagine as the Queen's like
Jarvis the picture, we just hear Jarvis like very faintly off in
the distance. Just I forgot can shock and you
can see for scale to some degree.
At least, there's some trees that are failing in comparison
of the size of this dragons frauds.
Maybe what we really need to be doing guys, is finding a
polymorph scroll, so that the queen can polymorph into a
dragon or like, a dragon size dork.
So that then she could no get this dragon.
And we could save the realm that way.
I ever got in kind of like nod my head to this and turn to the
queen and like do you want to get with the dragon think if it
were possible? She like leans her head back.
Opens her mouth cups, the other breath and stares off into the
ceiling for a second while. She's massaging it this time and
just just, like let comes back to herself, shakes her head and
goes, Whoo Shonda. I mean, I don't think I would
survive that. No, but like, if it were
possible like if you were he's sighs, you know?
Oh maybe. Yes, I don't know.
I haven't looked at very many of those from his size.
I could be a hot dog down a hallway situation, you know, we
just have to like you know narrow in exactly on how I how
big you need to be. be like you sometime mean it's totally up to
you you know good work I mean maybe that is what he wanted she
says it could save the realm And at that, you guys hear a record
scratch outside just that over record scratch and all of the
party noises from outside of stopped and she's sitting at the
table and go. All right Jarvis, why the music
stopped? I'm sorry, my queen, it seems we
have intruders. Regardless I've been knocking
outrage, I'm like, are these bad Intruders and then I just flop
onto the floor and start marching towards the door.
Like I'm gonna take care of this Like, I asked the question and
then start marching towards the door without waiting for an
answer. Could it be these people?
We can't see, I'm guessing no one else has responded in that
time, but we all just you name it like all together like drawer
like intake gasp as cats doing that.
I'm gonna cast like Mage hand real quick and like put the hand
up in front of cat, in between cat and the door and just like
the hands just like out. In like a stop-motion.
And I'm just gonna like, walk into it with my feet, just like
sliding on the floor. Not getting any grip.
Photos. Just going to stand up and be in
detention. 50 cake patty cake baker's man, bake me a cake as
fast as you can. And in that case they are it's
gonna hurry over to the door because he wants to make sure
nothing happens to the queen. Jarvis, are these good or bad?
People. Depends on your definition.
Mmm wise. Are they after the queen?
Unclear. And You hear you start to hear
screams from inside the room. I'm going to grab my bottle and
put it in my backpack and then kind of like dismiss dismiss the
Mage and I walk over to the door I'm going to aggressively.
Try to open the door. We have the queen get on
onboard, the ship for her safety, with her guards.
No, no, that's necessary. I mean she has guards for a
reason. Right.
It's true and I'm guessing she's got a secret like exit out of
here that she could have made from while we distract said
Intruders, that's right. Discussing to the, the guard
have rallied around the queen and picked her up and she goes
and then you hear them in unison.
The guards actually somehow say Jarvis.
Escape Route plan 932 and they just meld through the floor.
It looks like Oh, look at them. Go I am going to open the door
and step through and you open the door and the screams that
were only prevalent to you on the inside are now exorbitant on
the outside. You did.
They're just just screams all around.
It seems like. Go to the edge of the bout.
I'm gonna walk over to the DJ and be like what on Earth is
happening and they're pressed up to the back of their booth and
having having been looking over the balcony at the time, just
going Then the murdering them. I think.
I don't know. It just it touched them and
attack them and then they collapse.
What, what the fuck is going on? Fuck is going on.
I hobbled them in owner and I look over the edge.
Yeah, I'm going to walk to the edge of the like the balcony.
Right here and peer down. You guys see the this red, a
blue and a black large. Almost salamander frog, like
looking creatures with claws, just gutting.
It looks like people. But then wait, there's no guts
coming out after they slice them.
It's just this skewing of light and then they collapsed to the
fuel floor. Do I recognize these creatures
at all? You can roll history, check.
Or nature could possibly be. Why not both?
I was going to say my history was an 18.
I see that nature is a 20 and you are fairly certain.
They are Insidious and they come from the depths of the ocean but
otherwise do not know much about them in your studies.
I'm gonna relay this to the DJ lady and see if she knows
anything. And potentially cat, but well
aware that he is washed out here this information.
And I guess I take it into my muddled mind and I leave off the
balcony or attempt to leave off the balcony, which is for the
love of God, acrobatics. Disadvantage obviously.
See, everybody else was crying around the door so I figured
everybody was leaving the room. Well guys, cat's dead.
Wait, did I really yeah. So for No, you get to the edge
of the balcony and you flutter out into it and you land.
Almost on the Crystal but then slide off of it because it is
too slick for what you were expecting and you were hovering
down with your wings to the, after movie with you.
Oh, no, I actually got cat. That's nice onto the stage just
below you. Looking out over the crowd as
they're being. Slaughtered question, mark.
We don't know why doesn't it does not seem like there's any
blood, but there are people just all down and everybody else is
screaming and trying to run away from these creatures.
But now would be a great time. To roll initiative. 217.
So close to Rolling 19 games. I should have started it from my
end first, I guess I should do. I need to actually change some
of this too. I take it.
The DJ lady didn't know what I was talking about.
She went on to say, basically from the, he's must be the
people that are stealing the magics.
Oh, bitches. And let me see here.
I'm trying to get all of the all of the right people here too.
Wow, you're trying to do that and imagine the door still open
and I'm just going to scream back to everybody.
Be like get out here. There's things killing people
and Cat just jumped over the balcony, down to where they're
at. Getting.
All right. All right.
Thank you. Did everyone read me?
There's again, I'm sorry. I was a 7 to 12. 19 was that are
eight. Yeah.
And Mysterio was a 12 20, 21, 21, sorry, look sexy.
So, it looks like we start with the creatures.
You see that the blue one just March through?
These two snails and try to slash them, it looks like and
it, but they just pull into the shell shell and it their claws,
bounce off of their shells, to some degree.
And they look around confused. And then this red one or black
one walks up to the these Orcs that are Close to cat where you
just landed and around these the round them just slashes straight
through them. It looks like to your cat now,
especially because you're closer.
This Clause, go into them and out of them.
But never actually remove any of their flesh, but they collapse
anyhow. oh, I, So I look towards the closest one and I cast.
So it is wisterias turn oh, that's right, right?
Sorry. My bad.
Um, so I guess I'm going to be all right guys.
Guess we're going down and I'm gonna leap over the balcony as
well. And as I leap over, I cast
Rising tide, which is as a bonus action, I gained a flying speed
of 10 and can hover, okay. Attack the Effects last for 1
minute or until I'm incapacitated.
All right, you're on Deck by the way.
So I'm going to leap over and kind of like fly down to the, I
guess to the stage with cat. Okay.
And then that's approximately. Money movement, okay.
and then, I got a school to wear.
I don't know where he is. Where are you?
This is one of them right here. Right now, the closest one.
All right. It's like what?
5 10, 15 feet away. I am going to
Kind of take a deep breath. and I'm going to be like, all right
guys, it's showtime and I'm going to say it like that, but
I'm going to kind of like whisper into like my clothing as
I say it and as I say that. A swarm.
Of mantis come out of my robes like from my sleeves.
And are kind of just like, hovering by me. and, I am going
to. First.
And at this one here, okay, with my long bow.
Which is a 16-2 hit. That'll hit. and then, so that
is 11 damage. For that. and then, I'm going to
hit again with my long bow at the same one, which is a 21 day
ahead. Oh yeah.
And that's another 11 damage. and then, I am going to tell the
Swarm to also attack. That creature.
Let me see, you can cause the Swarm to assist you when the
following ways immediately after you hit a creature with an
attack, the attacks target takes 1 D6.
Piercing damage from the Swarm. It takes 2 damage to piercing
damage, okay? and then, It.
The attacks Target must succeed on a strength, saving throw
against my spell, save d.c. or be moved by the swarm up to 15
feet. Horizontally in a direction of
my choice. 60 nice. Yeah, it made it because my DC's
14 Okay. And then that will end my turn.
and, Then we go to that one. It's The red one, that moves
forward and tries to strike the snails in passing, but then
gives up quicker than the blue one.
Who's Steven? Still seems to be standing there
and moves towards the stage where there seems to be more
prized people and Strikes another one down.
Another orc. and then, Aerate. What are you doing?
Let's see here with Trying to move it in the photo.
Our Deck. Gotcha.
So you're currently upstairs and you hear a good kerfuffle
happening down below and you'd heard Wisteria yell for you guys
to get down there because they're killing people, right?
You're thinking I'm at it. I don't think I was able to see
anything. I was just able to hear.
Yep. And your I rushed downstairs and
see what's going on. Movement is. 30 SEC.
So you can double that with a dash action if you're rushing
down the stairs. Yeah. 60, which gets you down to
exactly the bottom of the steps from where you're at.
Okay. But that Das at Dash action is
an action and you cannot attack after that.
But you do see the situation. Now, that seems like it's pretty
dire. Okay.
You could use a bonus action if you have one of those at this
time. Otherwise, Or if I do or not.
It would be under action and then you can click on bonus
action. You have two weapon fighting.
As a bonus action, you can inflict a curse.
Yeah, that's what I'm showing but you don't necessarily have
to do that right now. That was just pointing that out.
You get to the bottom of the stairs.
Also, to note, talking is a free action.
Okay, talking is free action. Okay, I get down the bottom
steps. And like, man, what the fuck is
going on? Oh, I'm going to need to help
these people. Then you would end your turn.
Yeah. Okay.
So the sea snails that are both sitting, there are everyone else
in bar seems more or less be trying to get either into the
back. Away from the creatures just
screaming and running away from the most part.
Just dude, come back. Otherwise, the people that were
sitting in kind of the eat, the dining area are huddled or way
in the corner, trying to hope that.
No one notices them. And the snails, though are stuck
in that spot. They've gone into their shells
and the blue one is still slashing at the outside of their
shells, which seems to be to no effect and Then it would be
filled our Stern. I'm going to make my way
downstairs to see what the commotion is.
So, I don't know. I don't know what your movement
is. My movement is 30 feet.
Are you going to dash then? Because the bottom of the steps
is 45 from the position you were at.
Yeah, I'll Dash. Okay so you're at 45 here.
All right, cool. So you still have You said?
Go back to it now. I was holding on to that 45 in
my head because I had counted it out before you'd moved in the
other direction. Yes.
You still have. A good bit of movement, but
you're at the bottom of the steps.
Currently 45 do I have enough movement to make it to the snail
closest to me. Not quite you'd be very close
though. You have three squares movement,
currently being that they're five feet and you just got to
45. All right, let me see here.
I'll run that by me one more time.
I'm sorry. No worries.
I understand you're at 45 movement.
And you have a total of 60. So you've got three squares of
movement left. Alright?
Um, then move right there. See here.
I can throw my hand axes. Because I have a bonus action.
Yeah, to weapon. Yes, I can attack.
All right, so the dash was an action.
Yes, correct. All right, I still have one
action left. So I'm going to throw my hand.
Axe into the snail. Does a 12 hit?
Into the snail. One moment.
Oh, that's not what we're attacking my bad.
This these little Goblin cookie things, huh?
That's right thing. Yes, blue citizens.
Yeah, I like the citizens. I am not going to attack the
snail. I'm just going to wait.
Yes, I am. And babe.
Yeah. What?
One of the eye stalks poke out and just kind of wave it you
hopefully, from inside of its shell.
I am, then we've got Carlson's over our Olson.
Rural is going to Usher his siblings back into the private
VIP room so that they don't get hurt.
Okay. First and foremost, Then he is.
I guess I'll make my way over. Right.
Wasn't it? Goes in this Square.
Morla to the to the balcony, can I see down from here, or do I
need to get like downstairs to be able to, like know you can
sell non? You can see what's going on from
there. The especially, since the
crystal has gone out, the light, the laser show is currently off
and you're looking down into what looks like.
A massive bodies. Although, you do see three
colored qodesh looking things that are the size of large large
creatures. And then across the way you're
noticing, actually to what looks like to be a highly technical
creature, that is directing those three toed looking things,
okay? And the toad looking guys are
the ones who are clawing people for magic.
It seems like it. I'm gonna look at the tentacled
thing and I don't know it's not an action or anything, but I'll
extend my claws which kind of have like a little like,
purplish fiery glow to them because they're my hex Blade
weapons. And then I will point at the
technical thing and use a bonus action to cast hex on it.
And I say you and with my action, I will cast Eldridge
blast at it from where I am. You.
They're saving through to Eldridge blast.
Oh, there it's a to hit and I'm pretty sure.
Two beams at 5th level, okay? I'm not up at this level and
then, so it'll take an extra 1, D6 of necrotic damage when I hit
it with this and it has a disability Checks against
something against strength saving throws.
I'm going to say or what against strength checks, so the hex are
the hex creature. Has disadvantage on ability
checks with a chosen ability, okay?
And you're making that strength here.
So I'm going to roll one D, 10, and 1 D6 for the Dealt its blast
which that was point. We will definitely hit and a
total of six damage. Yeah, one of which is necrotic,
I guess. And the mild Rich blast, take
the form of laser bolts out of my eyes.
And I think what I'm going to do?
How close am I? I can't see level 1.
Are there any people like how far down is this balcony?
Could I possibly? Because I have a climb speed
hang off the side of the railing to help.
Basically be a human ladder for escaping people up to the second
floor. Not a human ladder because one
person actually. Yeah.
Second because the, they're like a good even if you were hanging
on the balcony and not the railing.
A good 15 feet down below, you got it.
All right, never mind. I will hang out where I am.
Okay, yeah, and I was hanging on the other map I realized but
they're like right around here the technical person that you
were attacking, but that Everyone else being the laser
blasts slam into this tentacle person.
Realizing them pretty much for the first time on the other side
of the bar and it just and response.
Snails slithering away behind it and then we've got its turn,
huh? And Cat on Deck here.
So the tentacled thing. Let me get your tail out of my
face. Botanical boy, he's coming for
you. You better watch out.
Okay. Trying to read through a cat.
So it floats over to the first blue one and smacks it on the
head like it's been doing something bad and see what that
does. Does it and does?
So it wasn't doing, it wasn't doing that other thing to escape
10 damage so it smacks it on the head and then floats forward
again and grabs the snail that's in front of you.
Both are I would guess, anyways. Oh, yeah.
And then Ramsey. Let me double check that all
know. That one doesn't hit it.
Does, it doesn't quite pierce it its shell, but it tries to Ram
it from inside of itself. It looks like out of the
tentacles, a spear of some sort or something sharp against the
shell, and you're just here off of the shell, and then it just
want and, and aggression and Raps another technical around it
and starts kind of shaking it and you you're the this nail
from inside of it. Just the withering in Agony.
You're not sure why. Because it has a to chill, but
it does seem to be less than what it used to be.
There's a little bit of goop. That's your bling out though.
You're guessing some sort of blood from the snail and then
we've got cat Which I don't know if you guys want to call it
here, but we are at 10:00 basically.
I would prefer to call with you because I have to go pick up our
nephew at 5:50 in the morning. I feel you.
I Think It's oddly good stopping place.
You guys know that you're in a pile of shit aggressively magic
stealing assholes and the way to go from there probably hmm.
It seems like a really bad place to be like that's where their
element is, right? They're what that they're in
their element right now. Magic stealing assholes in a
pile of shit. Yeah exactly man.
Did you get your? The flight to here just to.
I just thought of no I was not able to unfortunately.
Okay no worries. I just wanted to check up on
that I hadn't hadn't hadn't heard back so I wanted to know
I'll check again but every time I like go to like throw it out
it jumps in price by several hundred dollars.
Oh no worries, no worries, no worries at all.
If I can, I will let you know. Yeah, perfect.
We can video you in if you can't make it.
Yeah, either right. All right.
Well, good session, y'all. Hopefully everyone's making it
two weeks for the next one or eating into a done'.
I was like, fuck this. No, I'll catch you kids later.
All right, good night later, guys.
Later. No, I'll catch you kids later.
All right, good night later, guys.
Later.