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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign
Allelopolis. Fucking Craig.
The on the side has pressed us
with his voice. The Hand of Fate tosses.
The dice rolls, spins, turns. The campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories around stories. Stories flow out into the
infinite sea, painting it with legends.
Legends wash up on the shores throughout the Infinite Sea,
fading to myth until myths are forgotten and the campaign that
gave at birth comes again and again.
The hand of Fate tosses, the dice rolls, spins, turns pivot
to We left the Rum rollers on the Isle of Shondar, Meimei Kat
Hamilton and the Rarlsons Beach de Dune, right next to a horde
of cobolts and their ship owned by Shondar.
They then frolicked in the sand with some crabs to catch 12 for
Shondar. Rar also made a deal with
Gulliver, captain of the red cobalt shipped to deliver
Shondar's goats. Gulliver also warned rural of
the feuding goblins inside of the volcano that Shondar lives
in. While the dune wiped whipped up
some Balkan Tentacle sushi for another offering to Shondar.
The rum rollers headed north on the Isle of Island head towards
the island's body, a fully active volcano on the way to the
stop. On the way, they stopped to
admire and then devour enormous coconuts, coconut milk barely
dry on their faces. The room rollers marched forward
to the Obsidian cliffs at the base of the volcano.
At and at the edge of those cliffs an old red coal bolt sat
fishing and greeted them, and again warning them of the strife
inside the tunnels of the volcano between the goblins and
the coal bolts, which he said that they look strong enough
they could probably handle themselves and they cross the
lava flow bridges into into the dark lava tube caverns.
Hamilton leaves the group to gather the goats from Gulliver
on the deck of a dune and test the portal onto a dune's deck.
Mimei and Kat, unable to see in the descending darkness of the
tunnels, latch onto Rural, then Cat casts fly on him while
speeds through the tunnels, avoiding tempting Magical by his
companions and the raging battles between the cobalt and
the goblins. Rapidly, the small contingent of
the Rum rollers convinced the guards at the door to Shondar's
chambers to be to be friends in exchange for gold.
Greeted exuberantly by a red dragon, the red dragon himself.
Upon entering the crater of the volcano, he assumes they are
early entries into his talent show, which they went along with
in in and entered themselves as goat stackers after a quick
after quickly practicing with Hamilton coming back from the
decks of a dune leading the goats they took and Hamilton as
the lead to set up the ACT for Shondar the red dragon.
With the Rarlsson's balanced atop one another, Zenora climbed
on top of them and Cat climbed on top of it, all while Hamilton
and Mame Mime. I wrote Mame, but I know it's
Mime. Mime herded the goats and other
food they had prepared for Shondar for their stacked
companions, juggling the goats and other food to the tippy top
of the stack where where they were flame broiled.
And then Zonora tossed them into the mouth of Shondar, who had
excitedly turned from his humanoid form to his dragon body
and gobbled all the food up, All of which was going down smoothly
until the Balkan sushi made it into his gut, and then Shondar
accidentally torched the rum rollers nearly to death with his
indigestion. Captain Meimei saved the day as
they cleaned up from their act and the rum rollers then set an
appointment to come to terms. For.
In exchange for his breath and the Queen's gold to save
Socrates. I.
Think I skipped something here? Negotiations go well with
Shondar for two cases of Dragon's Breath in exchange for
exclusive trading rights to 20,000 gold of the Queen's gold,
less a handful of it for the rights to a smokeable herb that
is now dubbed the Roller, for which they received 715 gold
given to Hamilton, and for that name having come up with it.
And they need, and they will. It will take two days for him to
fill up all the crates of jars which with his Breath and 1X and
he was going to do one extra crate for the nudie and a date
with the Queen Fiata and the contract of Gulliver, the Red
Cobalt and finally in a vial of indigestion potion to help after
the Rum rollers performance during the celebrations with the
Roller, Rahl and Zenora duck out on a Recon mission about the
goblins. Timothy, a red cobalt at the
door into the lava tube caverns, exchanges a letter for Raro with
Jondar to get an all-purpose communication in the shape of a
brooch of several tongues for himself and Zonora.
Then they learned the call sign ladybug in Cobalt.
If they were behind enemy lines, they then go do just that, go
going behind enemy lines disguised as a goblin and a
warg, and make it make it all the way to their commanding
officer, A Dreider. The female name is Vaughn, who
they captured and bring her back to the ship.
Adune, the Rawlson's cat and Frederick proceed to interrogate
her. She eventually turns tells them
she is amenable to joining the Rum Rollers as they are going to
become gods. Their God is their God, the
Drieders and the DRO that she works with is Loath who made a
deal with the PNC to fuck over Shondar.
The Rollers are at realize at that point.
They are part of the PNC as well known as the Wish Wish faction
created in a contract with the being at the top of the Lava
Tower and are and their services are contracted with them.
The PNC that is they quickly realize anyone inducted into the
group was also a proxy into the PNC.
Rawl gives him his brothers the contract to read after that
which I still need to create at some point.
They also learned that the Goblins are created by Butt
Shaped crystals that the Dryder create through with those wet
shaped crystals as directed by Loaf.
Their God Royal suggests they plan to to attack by stealing
the crystals to stop the goblins and steal the and seal the
cavern into into the volcano. As soon as they get back behind
enemy lines again, they run into the second Dreider that was
asleep in the room previously, capturing him as well and
without torturing him as he's unconscious.
He he wakes back up and kills himself and then with Captain
Mimei, Zanora, Raulsons and Kyoto together on a dune.
They Kyoto decides, after some more interrogations to off the
Dreider, the female Dreider Vaughn, which was captured,
captured first and the this the male Dreader captured second OFT
himself. With the their contingency plans
in place, they then fed the dead Dreader corpse to the Balkan
that was kept in Mommy captured and kept in mommy's meme's
meme's bottle that Aduna used to be in.
And then they begin delving, delving deeper into the Dreader
tunnels, stepping carefully over lava cracks and with Raul
leading the way into the darkness.
KIRO waxed a crystal wall and nearly falls to his death in a
pit. And Raul finds a regular
chicken, which he named Charles, and a a dead end with a all
sorts of old spider webs with a tunnel to their right that leads
deeper into the drider territory covered in boot trails.
And they stand actually in the midst of swirling bat like
creatures with really long noses and a throbbing disco ball in
the center of them as they dance in the air.
If everyone could roll me, I think it was a trying to get
back to the spell. Now Mame, do you have it handy?
Mame, Do you have it handy? We're just starting.
We're already rolling. I don't like this.
You're going to have to What do? You it's for the disco ball that
you talked about. I think that was AI think that
was a wisdom save. No.
Wisdom save sounds right. Give me one second.
I saved it to the. Hold on.
I know it's in your in your inventory that's why I was
asking you specifically to the just.
As soon as I get to my. Characters No worries.
I'm. Going irresistible dance.
It is a Dex save. That sounds right.
Right. No, that's not right.
Choose one creature. Teacher doesn't dance.
It's one creature if it were the spell, however, the crystal or
the disco ball. Itself.
Wiz was safe. Wisdom, OK.
Yeah. Target begins a comic dance in
place, shuffling, tapping, tapping its feet, and capering
for the duration. Yeah, so that's what I meant.
Turned immune. Yeah, missed last time actually
is it doesn't distinguish between friends and enemies.
And you have disadvantage on Dexterity saving throws and
attack rolls. So I rolled in 18, but that
should be plus seven, shouldn't it?
If you have a Wisdom of +7. Yes, well, Wisdom saving throw
of +7, right? Save DC is 17.
You're mute. Can you send it to chat again?
I sure can. Thank you.
I just wrote two I would. As just a base roll and not plus
anything. I need to chat just as soon as I
write log in to row 20. Sorry, those those two are not.
I just was checking. I I I guess you don't.
Annie, that's weird. I'll send you a screenshot of my
saying for a Wisdom save. I I got an 18.
OK, but I I just thought that you added the seven in that
little box next to under your Wisdom saving throw to the roll.
Yeah. Because it didn't.
Your wisdom save is A is a you. You mean besides your you.
You mean the plus 7T your wisdom?
Yeah, no. In the savings throws box where
it says saving throws and saving throw modifiers and if you click
on them and D&D Beyond it rolls for you.
Yeah, mine was a base 14 and it didn't add the +6 that I have
because it was for Wisdom, right?
Yeah. Yeah, mine's not adding bonus
either. I'm just rolling a random
acrobatics. So, so I it that I see it works.
It works on your regular skills because I I did that too.
That was what that survival was. Oh yeah, it added it to the
skills. I mean, I guess it's not a big
deal because I wrote a 14. But it also didn't add the +2 on
saves either. That one could that it should
add it. Didn't do that either I.
Was going to say your saves, your saves and your skills are
separate. I I I rolled a natural 18 and it
didn't add the two to it and it didn't add the fire that's next
to with the saving throws. Either way, you definitely saved
it. I think 'cause I wanted to say
it was. Well, I just wanted to let
everyone know that in actuality I my Wisdom saving throw was not
an 18, it was a 27. I saved, it's fine.
I want to be credited for my good role.
God damn it. What everyone else?
Do I got a dirty 20? Oh nice.
I got 12 I. Got 18.
So, Ross, do you want to dance? I wish to dance.
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
You're a Kitty cat and you dance that.
But yeah, you, you do start to feel your foot tapping as you
walk back in the tunnel after what you had done last, which is
actually scouting ahead and presenting that information
about the tunnel to the right being seemed like the correct
one. And then you start to dance
uncontrollably past your tapping as well as you know you're
standing there and you would just draw on your sword,
actually. Oh, you're sorry.
Yeah, Cortana. And you're you're you're you're
about ready to to make sure that you didn't have to defend from
these creatures before your. You feel your shoulders start
kind of shimmying and then your waist.
And then all of a sudden you you, you start dancing
uncontrollably if you guys want to describe it yourselves.
But those are. You just go dance.
Yeah, hold on. It's so just go to anything.
Yeah, it's it's it's sad that my the first thing that came to my
mind was the point to your like, hip point to the sky and back
and forth and back and forth and back.
Let's just go. Play that funky music.
Why? And oh God damn it, I don't know
what the fuck is going on with my computer here.
It just keeps going on and off it.
It did this last session. I don't know if it's just
getting too hot or what the fuck, but anyways, so you guys
started dancing and the one thing that I can do while it's
doing whatever the fuck it's doing described to Ash and
sorry, Kat and Hamilton, which is actually Flint, so.
Layton Hamilton's body. Yeah.
So that's something that from a, a side thing that I didn't get
to describe just from the campaign switching back and
forth, here you were. I described it originally that
you guys switched places, but yeah.
I took it as like our whole bodies.
Yeah, and that was Prob. It was that was my bad.
I did described it poorly in the sense that you guys actually
freaky Fridayed. So you were flying currently as
a as a consciousness inside of Hamilton's body?
So will I keep Hamilton's stats? Yes.
OK. I figured that would make it
easier as a whole. Yeah, well too, but yeah, so
that's that's that's what that is.
Also, you guys had just before this experienced darkness
covering you and time beginning not to exist and yet move in an
infinitely fast. And then you feel your body
start to lose all of its weight, floating effortlessly in no
particular direction, and a board of nothingness wants
wishes and will drift away. Only one feeling persists.
You are all things because you are nothing.
There is no movement, but everything, including you, moves
infinitely Fast forward in a in a direction knowing all things
and knowing no, no thing. You have all things but hold no
thing and then all of a sudden colours lights streak across
your vision. A persistent bump bump burrs to
life, bringing with it a weight, physical physically and that of
time. As you feel yourself beginning
to realize there is a you. A clear desire, dream and
determination pulls you towards it.
Growing and changing ever more. You flow out into the evolving
you at a solid chug, chug, chug with your vision clear on the
scene before you and the feeling of having stood right at a
wave's Crest as it splashes against your whole body.
And that tingling sensation of a heady buzz that in And you guys
see in front of you Kat and Lynn Hamilton, a disco ball that is
pulsing and there's a soft beat music playing out of it and
yeah, dancing in the air are these bat like creatures as well
as Ralston and a person you guys have yet to meet.
It looks like a dragon, half dragon humanoid.
I don't. I don't know if I just didn't
hear my name, but I'm also here. I think yes, Frederick.
I forgot that you're popping out out of exist.
You were there for the interrogation.
To my brain is like you're here. Yeah, I figured.
I figured that something like that happened.
And I need to get cat. What's going on?
And why did I have the slight urge to dance?
And why is he dancing? It's some pretty good music
playing. I don't know.
I by the. Way we are bewitched.
What's wrong with that? So who, who, who?
All Sans. The best dancer.
Everybody dance now. Pretty much.
I'll roll performance for that. I'll roll performance for that.
Hold on the. Better answer is who isn't
dancing? Me, Yeah.
I'm just gonna. Dance for the fun of it.
Should be pretty much. See everybody else dancing and
start dancing so you're not the only.
Thing OK, you you passed, you passed the the spell, the spell
thing, but the peer pressure got to you.
Like. OK, we're dancing now.
And me as the chicken, just dancing like.
Moving your head. Just popping it up and down.
Well. Dancing.
I'm pointing up at the ceiling at the creatures and then doing
the like disco thing where I pop it down back down to my side,
just like, watch out, there's creatures up there.
I rolled A7 so I'm dancing on the skill level of like Star
Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy. Question Does the people coming
in, are they also dancing? Did they come in dancing?
You would. Whether or not you were affected
by the spell will, I guess would be the question, because at this
point it seems like everyone's decided to dance.
You need to. Make a Wisdom saving throw to
not be. Compelled to dance, correct.
OK, we can dance if you want to. Yeah, who's you please?
But, but, Carol. Can't dance?
Yeah. A little bit of alcohol.
Anybody can dance. Vodka, said you could dance.
Believe vodka, hey. Vodka we trust.
She had. Got 5 for wisdom?
Oh yeah, then definitely. It definitely were affected by
the spell as you were popping back into the reality of this
place. If you're there, So what?
You're what you What is that? What's?
Going. On.
What you're probably experiencing, besides actually
that visual visually, is I'll work on getting that character
token over there. Actually, I should have you
easily accessible over here. You're still?
On terrace? Where at?
Yep, didn't have to switch it again.
Luckily they're still up. I mean, hold on.
I need to. Here we go.
Blink should be able to see stuff now once you've got loaded
in, but I need to get cat in here still.
Here we go. Yeah I was going to say my
screen is either not working or it might just be the web page
because it keeps blinking to white and then the like the
whole web page comes back and goes out.
No, I was just having some issues trying to get myself all
the way where I needed to be on my screen and everything is cat
a chicken. Cat is a chicken.
A rooster, to be exact.
Oh. Wait, one's cat not been a
chicken? They were born is.
Is. Yeah, well, that's true too.
Yeah. Yep, when I was born.
Not a chicken I. Only became.
Four times. 4 scores and several egg hatches ago.
Several points. Ago.
My chicken was formed. Yes.
And shall be known as cat from now.
Well, I was known as cat before as well.
Were you a cat before? No, that's funny.
Just my name. It would have been funny if you
had been cow, cow and chicken. That actually would have been
really funny if I was turned into a cow with the name cat do.
You have a hankering fork butts and taters every day.
You only. Know your parents.
Rounded my bat like creatures. You guys are standing there and
yeah, Rarl was the last one to know which direction and told
everybody which direction to go. But.
Oh yeah, I'm dancing with a chicken.
Yeah, on my head. Another chicken that you found?
You know, that sounds like a good song.
Dancing with a chicken on my head.
I hoe chicken on a rat. Hey guys, we should get out of
here and not be in this dancing circle.
I wasn't wanting to dance. Dancing Queen.
So we're in a cave and there are bats, and there are some spells.
Do I see who is? Casting the spell can I
acknowledge that maybe there's somebody to attack to stop said
Spellcamping. You would probably recognize the
disco ball that Meimei had obtained from somewhere that you
know that Deuces dancing on people and things.
It's currently in the center of the chamber.
OK, I think I'm following and the bats are dancing.
Yep, that was the intent there. Can I move while dancing?
Yeah, yeah, I'd say you're just now wait.
As an action honest, you have to make another Wisdom saving throw
to try and regain control of yourself.
Although it's yeah, you specifically do because you were
another one that was forced. There was three of you, Raro,
KIRO and Shia. All are forcibly dancing because
of the spell, so if you would like to stop dancing you would
need to make a wisdom safe. Anyone else that's just dancing
for fun and could just walk up and take the disco ball.
Man, there is a funny thing that would have happened that like,
someone's trying to just spell magic, but like half the people
are just dancing because they want to dance and half the
people are not. So they're having like, what's
going on? Why is my spell not working?
Or is it working too good? Oh yeah.
Oh, I got a 12 or 14. Sorry, I put that in the trap.
You are still dancing. I'm.
A bitch. I will.
Continue. Dancing.
Just let the. Dance.
Carry on. I put my fingers in my ears.
Well, never mind. Be bad your ears.
Fingers in your ears won't work. It's the light in your eyes.
Yep. Oh.
So is everyone else letting this?
Are you? What everyone else doing?
Dancing still, should we stop dancing?
Frederick is. Still analyzing why everyone is
dancing. I asked him like, do we want to
stop dancing? I thought we wanted to get out
of here. Can't we Just Dance away?
On the line. Get away if you want to.
Come on, explain what's going on.
It's a conga line. They call me the Cuban beat.
So can. I can't know.
Is Cat doing the chicken dance?
Oh no. Yes, yes.
No. Those of us who aren't like in
trans to dance, can we tell what is making the dancing happen?
That's a great band name in trans to.
Dance. Trans.
To dance. I am pretty sure you'd be quite
certain only because of me may taking this out on several
occasions at this point, If if not just to go, oh, look at this
thing that I have, but at least I can remember at least two
other occasions it was used. Offhand I don't remember who it
was. All there worked that good.
Is Mimi dancing? Mimi seem to be dancing on their
own volition. I can't tell.
Yeah, I don't have to dance. I'm dancing just because I love
the music. OK.
That I hear in my head. Can oh, is there no music play?
Can she have play with the music?
Only if you have fallen under the curse can you hear music.
Oh, so I'm just dancing to silence like, OK, everybody else
is dancing. Well and.
Flashing. I'm very nervous.
I mean, if there's a song in your head, sure, but.
And and and flashing lights because of the the the ball
itself. I want to say me May is
providing music. They're like do DAP, DAP, deep,
DAP, DAP, like real loud. Just like impromptu Just cats,
cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.
Captain, I don't believe it's appropriate.
For us to be. Dancing right now.
Cats and cats and cats and cats and I was trying to like chicken
cat, chicken cat and. Chicken on raft.
Chicken on raft?
OK, so the other thing part of this that might be important of
the spell, it's saying that. Your mom's important.
I. Mean of a technical sense?
Because I wouldn't exist without her, I guess.
But anyhow, yeah, that's important, yeah.
This may be. The saving throw that you guys
made would also affect having not only having advantage roles
and disadvantage roles on it. Oh shoot, but you have to use
all of your movement, which doesn't say anything about your
action is what I was just rereading the spell for.
Because I'm gonna just display that for everyone so that they
get the gist instead of my mumblings.
Yep. It does not tell you the spell
information. I'm just gonna.
Yeah, I don't understand why here.
I'll copy and paste it. Oh, OK, maybe that's.
Why? I copied and pasted this into my
thing. You know, there's a Steven
Pipper in terms. There's one creature.
Shuffling, tapping into it. So yeah, so sorry.
This is for because the the disco ball invokes Otto's
irresistible dance spell, so Otto's irresistible dance spells
for one creature. But the mirror ball, you know,
propagates that to everybody that could see it.
Brilliant. Damn.
Home, bro. Yeah.
You're welcome. Everybody be polished off.
It's time for a Ballroom Blitz. Frederick, back in here and then
oh, add Nope, not what I want. I'm talking to myself.
Sorry. Go.
Ahead trust. Me.
That's OK, we're just eavesdropping on your personal
conversation. So Josh, when we all rule
initiative because we're now in this.
That's what I was gonna try and try and do here, but bear with
me. Full initiative at the Disco.
As I'm getting stuff up, I have the turn order up, so if you
have your rolls going to roll 20, they they should, they
should populate over there. Otherwise we'll have to go down
through it and I'm trying to set something up over here that will
help me with some of that. Yeah, some reasonable
initiative. I think he's got to clear out
the last one. Go ahead and roll initiative,
though it should. It should fix itself up here
once I get some some other things.
Wait, I'm dancing, but I can still roll.
Good. Like all of us, roll initiative.
Yes, please. Oh, brat.
Wait, what? I didn't add my thing.
To it disco ball to avoid this. Unfortunately it doesn't.
Really. Stay here.
That's. What I was looking at is that it
doesn't really stop combat, it just it it it reduces their
movement to 0 essentially because they're just dancing
instead of moving. Does does anyone know how a good
way to like make make a token for the game?
Make a token. Yes, it's called Heroes.
Yeah, Wow. Fuck Hero Forge.
Yes, but I mean like after that. Oh, hold on, I I got I got a
website. Link in.
Did I go to I I got the screenshots, I just need to like
make them into a token now. This is where.
Yeah, this is it. Let me copy you, damn it all.
Right, got it. Discord thank you.
Make sure I'm in the right one. All right.
So pasting. All right, I just.
I just pasted it in the general chat.
You might want to have been taking a long rest while you
didn't exist Hamilton. Also, could everyone go down
through their initiatives for me?
Probably. I asked 24. 20.
Four hero, 20 baby. Hero 20.
Fuck right off, you can. I need mime Shia and Kat and
Hamilton. I got Frederick's at 9.
You're not first cat. Cat got an 8.
She. I got a 12. 12 And me may a. 20.
Guys are rolling some half and half so I definitely first is is
borrow. They cannot roll that high.
Oh wait, no. Hold on, I think.
I think me may would be above me.
Me, me. What's your decks?
Our decks I got. Yeah, yeah, whenever was.
Yeah, whatever. 18 I have a plus.
What's with all the unknown creatures?
I'm sorry. You got a nine?
Yeah, it's it's a it's here. I've seen it that.
Wasn't that I that more important?
Has things that have occurred? When do they own non creatures
with a 20? Don't worry many many.
And I'm very worried about. It, damn it.
It's many unknown creatures. Man, the only thing worse than
hearing the DM roll a bunch of dice is not being able to hear
the DM roll a bunch of. Dice like he's doing something,
but I don't know what he's doing.
Plotting and screaming, plotting and scheming.
I'm in trouble. What?
Kira was trying to ask, though
Meimei is about your dexterity to see which one of you guys go
first because you both got 20s. I don't plus.
Three or +4, whatever. Yeah.
It's. A + 4 in the box and an 18 in
the Oval. And then Kyoto directly after
you is all because the creatures do not have they also rolled a
20 is all. I don't think it was natural
though. So, Raro.
Either was. You cannot move other than to
dance. You could do an action, and I
would suggest to be it off of that dance if you could.
You Can Dance if you want to. Yeah.
Be trapped here forever. So it's it's the issue is that
we can see this thing. More or less.
Well, it's it's actually an AOE, so I mean unless you have a way
to, it's. An area of things.
Yeah, to to to negate the magical effect of the thing.
It's not really the light, and it's not really just seeing it.
It's it's magic. It's a magical.
Aura around the disco ball. Got it, boy.
And these creatures are up on the ceiling, right?
Well, yeah, They're for all intents and purposes, they,
they're darting down some from the ceiling too.
And they're like flying like, 'cause they, I mean, they're
flying creatures, so. They they're they're dancing in
the air, if you will and that's at least how I'd interpreted the
their dancing movement and they're kind of zooming around
each other just more or less in the same 5/10/15.
So feet diameter and and you're you're seeing them even coming
down into range in some cases but yeah.
I mean, if they're coming down in range, I'm gonna take swipes
at them, OK? Oh, sorry, forget.
That. So when one of them comes down
into range, I will bonus action. Use my hex feature from Hex
blade on one of them Hex blades Curse.
Can I oh that didn't do anything.
Ignore that role though. Starting at first level, you
gain the ability to place a curse on someone, you gain bonus
damage to them, and you get HP back on a critical hit.
And then I'm going to swing twice because I have thirsting
blade. OK, I believe it's at
disadvantage because of autos blah blah blah.
OK. Yes.
So 15 on the first one. Hit.
That'll do it. Fuck this thing.
Jesus Christ. Loink.
Murder. Just.
Smack one out of the air. You shred it to pieces.
It lands in the ground is a bloody mess.
I wait for another one and I smack that one if it comes near.
Be another one within range so. Fuck yeah, there goes my poor
Natty, 20. Oh, that'll be a hit though.
But with my hex blades thing I get I crit on nineteens.
Oh, nice. I'm pretty sure I don't know why
I can't make this thing speak to what's my name?
Where is it? Sorry, I just.
Want to read? And yes, overlord.
Just until the darker dies, score a critical hit on A roll
of 19 or 20, and I gain H8HP when it dies plus three damage
to damage, so I will roll my attack plus 3 * 2.
There's another bloody pulp on the ground.
And then I continue dancing. That's my turn.
All right, then. It'd be me May with Kyoto on
deck. So I am going to use Golden
Guiding bolt maybe? Nope.
Why don't you work? I'm telling you we should
definitely rename the show to Technical Difficulties I.
Refreshed this page, clicked on it.
Nothing goes right when we wanted to.
Mythical difficulties. Nothing works when I want to.
I believe go go, go gadget guiding bolt.
The Discord. What is happening?
It's not even like. Pretty sure roll 20 or D&D
Beyond's having trouble. Yeah 'cause it doesn't seem to
be functioning totally right. It's me guys.
They're having problems. It's me problem.
I. Just do all that.
Let's go. One more time?
Nope. Yeah, it let me roll before.
I wonder if I can roll for you. I'm really trying to roll none
of. You You know what?
Fuck this. We'll do it the old way.
Let's let's roll roll plus 7 onto this oh so 99 to hit.
No, that does not hit. That's sad.
I'm sorry, it goes through the. Why didn't I?
Through them zooming, you still got a bonus action.
So it looks like, yeah, say spiritual weapon looks like a
bonus action. It's on the action to cast.
It's a bonus action I think to use after that, no?
Oh yeah, once I cast it, I can use it again.
So that's my only thing. So then maybe, motherfucker.
It's casting time as one bonus action.
Oh OK. I thought it was also you you
casting time 1 action again attack bonus action, but if
that's the. Case Yeah, that's what.
That's how it reads. Sorry, I forgot that's how it
reads. So like if you if you cast it to
attack, then you can attack with it a second time as a bonus
action. But I didn't use it because I'm
a fool. Thank you.
For that website to make the tokens.
Well, no, it's it's original casting time as one bonus
action. Not the way that she just read
it, is what she's just saying. Oh, I've got it up.
Is it a different one? Spiritual weapon?
Just spiritual. Weapon casting time One bonus
action. You create a floating spectral
duration. Are we still trying to get over
the dancing without wanting to? I think we're in combat now and
we just have to deal with the dancing.
You roll the wisdom every time it's your turn to see if you can
stop dancing. Oh, great.
Yeah, as a bonus action on your turn, you can move the weapon up
to 20 feet and repeat the issue. Yeah, but look at the casting
time on our on the original. Yeah, I see the casting time up
there, so I I would rule in your favor to Mimi that you could
still cast it as a bonus action. It says specifically though, I
know what you're saying. When you cast the spell, you
make a melee spell attack, which is an attack action and hence 1
action. I see what you're saying, but.
So I can roll to attack with my spiritual weapon.
I think the way it works is you cast as a bonus action, you get
one free attack on your first one.
Subsequent turns you use your bonus action to attack again,
correct? There's no action involved.
So using that weapon doesn't cost an action.
No, that's why people like to use.
It is. It's a concentration level spell
that basically gives you a second attack.
Well, so I'm going to, I don't think I want to move.
I think I'm in an OK position. So that's my turn.
You can move because you're not dancing of your your.
Dancing. Yeah, but I don't want to move.
I think I'm OK. Kyiro.
Kyiro, it's your turn. Kyiro is going to with the the
monsters on deck, followed by directly after.
After I scroll all the way down there.
Shia, you're up after them. Fuck me.
Hold, Hold action, anything comes within range of either
Kyiro or Captain Meme. He will strike at that, but he's
going to spend. And then I'm going to take my
chance to stop dancing. OK.
Wisdom. Be nice to me.
Be nice to me.
Be nice.
Hallelujah.
I have stopped dancing. What is this, 19?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can.
He's. Angry now?
You can use your movement if you needed to move any direction.
But yeah, you are not. Where is the captain and where
am I? Good question.
She's under this mass somewhere, I think under Frederick, Maybe
Orshea. Yeah, I'm right here.
OK, I can't see you from my my side.
I can't see her either. That's.
Where am I? OK, I'll just stand here.
There we go. It's within 5 feet.
It's still counts. Yep.
All right. And then like I said, any bad
guys come in within range, they get some, OK, you got a hold
action, especially since you move forward that might happen
didn't have any bonus actions. So yes, Craig, I shall do so As
soon as the you finish that movement in front of everyone to
stand there, the creatures in their dancing realize that they
can use that to their advantage and swarm in two different
directions, 1 being Rarl and Charles, his newly found chicken
to attack Rarl first. Attack my chicken.
They're coming after your KFC and then the chicken.
I dive to cover the chicken. No, my boy.
Well, the first I said you and then the chicken.
The first one was a nine to hit, which I believed enough does
not. Nope.
Oh Dang. And then an 8 chicken, chicken
chicken. Chicken 5E.
Yeah. Chicken.
Hey, you're gonna kill my chicken, you bastard has one HP
Armor Class 10. It didn't hit.
Oh, thank God, chicken. With a with an 8, another one
comes zooming down, though that was a 722.
Oh. 2. To the chicken.
Oh, that'll help. Me do see Morphel.
That's being proffered on your shoulder and on your back, so.
You're muted, babe. They only noticed that chicken.
You're on the ground. No one's holding you as to what
I understand. So this one's literally being
held up in the air, that's why. I.
That was 4 damage to the chicken.
He's dead. He's got one AC.
You see literally the these creatures that are like zooming
by one of them latch on and start just and into two of those
sounds. All of the blood from the
chicken is now inside the other creature.
What chicken? Our chicken named Cat.
No, that's another chicken named Charles, apparently.
Found one. No.
Party. And then with you being out in
front Kyoto, we've still got a little Wiles here to go.
So rolling again. Does an 8 hit?
No, Sir, it does not. All right.
Going on to the next one does 8, 11 hits.
No, Sir, it does not. Does And well, oh, wait, that
came within range, right? Yeah.
So you hit the first one. Go ahead and roll the hit for
that first one. I need to go back to it just to
make sure. There we go.
Oh wait, I pulled up. I'm on the wrong character
sheet. I got a question.
Go go for it, George. I mean predict.
So I I my fighting style is protection.
It says when you when a creature you can see attack a target
other than you that is within 5 feet of you, you can use your
reaction to impose this bandage on the attack Rd.
So does that mean if an attack hits?
Or do I have to choose specific attack that they have to roll
in? Which?
Sounds like you probably have to choose it first.
Which web or which item is that for?
It's it's it's for my fighting style, which is part of my
palate. Oh, protection.
Because you're when you see the text, OK, OK, you you choose,
you can use your reaction. It's your reaction that you're
imposing. So whatever attack roll that you
choose to impose disadvantage on.
Would that nineteen hit? The 19 would hit, yes, Rolling.
I fall as I know. OK Would a would a 15 hit him?
Oh yeah. 15 hits. Sweet.
Go ahead and roll that damage. Five damage.
You slice it in half. Noise and it slides to either
side of your of of you on the ground.
And I'm guessing A6 doesn't hit. So moving on to the next one,
you just happen to be in front of everyone currently.
Yep. Oh, I don't know.
I don't know why that damage rolled.
Ignore that. I was going.
I was going off that last roll. I thought you were rolling as
you were making the stick. OK.
Yeah, you're good. You did, you did the 19 you you
blocked one of them is basically what that happened there.
So what what happened for for that instance too.
So I was just explaining that was actually two moves back from
my roles. So he sliced one in half and
then another one came like healing into his face and you
just kind of swatted away with your shield and it bounced off
and kept going. Does a 14 hit?
No, it does not. All right, keep going.
Yay, Rollin. And keep that one wasn't.
Ignore that one again. I don't know why the fuck that
keeps trying to do my damage there. 13 does not.
And keep going. So you just you're just getting
currently right now. Just like off the like the waves
of the dance. The waves of the dance still
flowing on me, across to you and around you.
Of these creatures that are bat like with these long noses.
I'm guessing a 24 does hit, though that does hit, yes.
So we're gonna roll this first. 5 Piercing.
I think it was 666, yeah. Oh yeah, 'cause the the the
blood drain. So, yeah.
So 6. I got it.
Boo Boo. No.
That would think that was the just the that was at that was my
role just for the piercing damage.
I'm sorry. Does it is it coming through as
in multiple. Oh yeah.
So when I'm ever. I'm rolling.
It just keeps rolling. Fucking OK.
I can see why now it's confusing the yeah.
So the first one was 5 for the piercing damage and then six was
actually it as it as it landed. We'll say you would.
You would flicked off the blood from the first one and it lands
right on your chest and everyone sees this thing.
Basically latch onto his arm and thrust its pointy or nose into
his chest and start. And you you're currently at a 6
-, 6 health basically from this 'cause it is currently holding
your blood inside of it. Oh, sitting that 2.
Oh shit. I think that's pretty good for
that. That exact action there.
The Hamilton's kind of the next closest one and within range
still next do this. Oh, I forgot you're a tiny Oh my
God. Yeah, he's he's a level.
You should level up by the way after this.
Or just FYI, does a 10 hit you here 10I?
Didn't. Know no.
How about 24? Fuck yes.
Is it? That is an what?
Did it come through? Five piercing damage.
Oh Yep, 5 piercing damage. And then four of your health is
is sucked up into this creature as it lands on you just to take
a body card. OK, I'll use my uncanny dodge.
Oh, OK. So that will just half the
damage. OK, I think the what was it 4
would still stand but I think you would go down to two
piercing, so it would be still a total of 6. 6.
Yeah, 'cause then the the blood drain is is like, like I was
saying, it's pulling after it lands.
The piercing is the damage as it strikes with its pointy nose
basically, and then it pulls for blood out of you that it now
holds inside of itself. Umm, why?
One more for fun 17 hit. No.
OK umm cat, you're at the feet of Hamilton, it looks like.
I can't see. Open your eyes, silly.
But it's scary. How about now?
I'm about to save. There we go.
For some reason, whenever I drop your token, it doesn't.
That that rolls so big it took a moment to load in.
Oh my goodness, I am so zoomed out.
Oh, how about that? Yeah, it was like zoomed all the
way out. So it was just this tiny, tiny
piece of color. All right, I'm at the feet of
Hamilton. Yep, and these bat like
creatures with pointy noses flew down and 1:00 is pretty much
struck you immediately out of 24 I'm guessing.
Out of 24, yeah. They're just getting half good,
half bad, 7 piercing damage, and then as it lands, it just five
of your health is on top of that seven, so a total of 12, with
five of it no longer being accessible to you.
It's inside of the creature and the next biggest creature in
line. Frederick OK 22.
Oh, hold on. Yeah, that hits.
I'm guessing the piercing came through again, which I'm not
over. On that screen.
Plus five of your health is gone, so 9 total damage, unless
you have something else that you want to do to that.
Wait. 4 which is piercing? Oh.
Five is gone. Gosh, yes, Shea.
Escaped me. Nope, I have not even made it
all the way through the row of creatures.
I'm sorry. Yeah, we're not going through
turns. We he's just getting.
I'm just rolling for creatures. We're being assaulted, you.
Never having to go after cat and then Frederick, so I just
assumed I apologize. Don't worry, I'm coming your way
next. We've got at 16 for me may to
hit. No.
Maybe you're muted. Are you away?
Say that again. I was.
I'm back though. 16 to hit. Nope, GTFO.
Next one all these. Pictures are exceeded.
A Wisdom throw. 19 to hit. What?
So they're. Still dancing I.
Think. Yeah, they can't move.
They can attack, but they can't move.
Yeah, correct. That's crazy.
So they're just attacking whatever is within range.
Yeah, but but they have OK and you're using what's it called
disadvantage. Wait, you mean they get
disadvantaged for their attack? I thought it was.
Yeah, they get. Yeah, they would, based on the
the dancing spell. True.
Lord. Use all.
It has disadvantaged parity, saving throws and attack rolls.
Roll but. While the target is affected by,
this creature has advantage, so technically if it's attacking
somebody who is dancing, that would be nulled.
That doesn't make what you just said there.
You get you get advantage to attack against someone who's
dancing, but you are disadvantaged if you are
dancing. Yeah, so.
No. If both things are happening,
advantage and disadvantage cancel each other out and
everyone just attacks normally. I see what you're saying.
Yeah. That's interesting now.
Oh my Lord, I'm on it. Yes, don't worry.
We'll see that. What sacrifice got it?
The very, the very last one before it of attacking is at
2024. To hit of me, May there with the
four I've got, weirdly enough, yes, Yes, Lord, yes, yes.
What is that? That's.
George. Yeah, it's.
It's peanuts pairing. It's, it's.
What I I think my I think. I think, well, we'll wop wop.
I think somehow my headset is picking up like signals somehow.
Like like CB radio signals somehow.
From Craig. Aliens.
Yeah. Beckon, Craig.
That's Craig trying to talk to us.
After all of the he's. Sick and tired of the abuse.
I know after every episode he comes a he becomes a little bit
more sentient. He's hacking.
He's catching up. And he's becoming Skynet.
After all of those that that are buffeting your friends in front
of you, she. It is your turn five and four
damage to Meimei, by the way, five of which is currently
inside of a creature. So you don't have that 5-4 and.
5. What?
You have a total of nine damage to you, five of which is is is a
is currently a, a permanent minus.
Also, are you dancing? Yes.
No, she is not. Well, I'm dancing with my own
volition. Like correct but.
Does that give you? Does that give you bonus against
saving throws against the dancing spell?
Like I choose to dance, you cannot control me.
How many people, Josh, how many people do I see dancing in front
of me? How many pardon?
Me. I am dancing.
Directly in front of you, me May is dancing.
And then to your to your left, I believe.
Unless I'm wrong, correct me. If so, Hamilton and Kat are
dancing of their own volition, yes?
I might have stopped dancing though while being attacked.
And just disgruntled. And and Frederick is also
dancing, but not of his own volition if I remember.
I I I'm still trying to figure out why everyone's dancing.
OK, I know KIRO just stopped dancing though, so it may have
been yes, Cat or Hamilton that was dancing.
Not of their own volition though too 'cause I knew it was three
people. One was KIRO, one was rural and
one was someone else. Chia obviously.
So 3. I'm going to cast.
Well, not cast, but I'm going to counter charm.
So as an action I can perform during the end until the end of
my next turn. During the time you and any
family people within 30 feet that can hear you can gain
advantage on saving throws against being threatened or
charmed. Is this a charm?
This is charmed, right? The disco ball is.
You got? So I'm gonna counter charm and
I'm, I'm gonna sing my little dancing in circles under the
enchanting glow to the disc of ball rhythm, the flow, right.
So that's and that's my counter charm.
And then can I'm going to. Roll.
With them. To get out of it, you wouldn't
need to at this point. I guess after counter charming
it though, because if you're not allowed to be charmed currently
then you can you can move of your own volition already.
Vantage is on saving throws against being charged.
OK, thank you. So then yes, you get advantage
on this Wisdom saving throw. Yeah, good thing, because that
was a fucking garbage. Both of them.
Are getting. Nothing with them, so throw of
nine. Yeah, you'd still be dancing.
Nope. If it was charisma, I'd charm
the shit out of that disco ball. Nah, not that.
Roll to seduce disco ball. So as.
A Don't. Function A creature within 60
feet can gain inspiration for 10 minutes, so I am going to looks
like they need. I feel like Mimi needs the most
help, right? She had like, a few swoop down,
huh? Hero is hurt.
Hero is a level 1. Oh.
Don't worry I I I can fix, I can fix this on my.
Turn I can fix this level 1. Gun.
Anybody. I put him out of his misery.
Called natural selection. How much damage I missed, how
much damage Hamilton took. He stepped away for a second.
Oh. Cat's not doing so hot, but oh
wait, Charles, the chicken is dead.
But. Rest in.
Peace, Charles. You're going to be tasty later.
Also, quick side note, because no one else is going to realize
but me, but I believe that is actually the chicken that you
pooped into the void near the fissure as cat.
That's your child, yeah. Shit.
What is a having babies? Takes off knowing that your
child will be delicious. God doesn't know how he feels
about this. Like he's got an unlimited
supply of eggs from cat, right? Right.
I should just be laying one every day.
We should have an army of chick ads.
Oh God. All right, Gia, is that you're
trying to heal somebody so far? Yeah, I I'm, yeah.
Well, no, not heal. I'm just giving inspiration.
I'm. I'm.
Firing motherfucker over here
and council Charming and Bardic inspiration.
So while I'm playing I'm going to do a double pick situation.
Guitar esque solo, actually. I think I have bongos.
I don't have guitar. So I'm like doing a rhythm while
singing and then like, you know, cymbal extra solo and I'm going
to give this inspiration to cat and you feel your little
feathers ruffling and you you get all you're like here we go,
like I'm ready to fucking go. Like feeling the beat.
Fucking pumped up. Let's do this.
All right, Ted, you're up next with Frederick on deck.
So all these little pink things are still alive?
These are the bad creatures, right?
There are at least three of them on the ground, two of them over
by RARL and one of them in in half in front of Kyoto.
But there is a good lead. Many of them, yeah.
You said there's three dead in front of Rarlson. 1-2 in front
of her also, and one in front of Kyoto.
I would. I don't.
I don't know about. I know.
Is this Johnny's character? Well, I guess they both have.
I know I don't have any ranged attacks.
I do. Yeah, I was going to say, and I
don't know about Kira, Kira, he also might be just a melee
character. Just by a bow.
So I would, I would suggest just shooting things out of the see,
Craig agrees. Yes, he does.
I'm going to cast Shatter. Can I send this over please?
Yes, just 'cause you said please.
Wait, where's the thing that lets me share it?
Ordering. McDonald's Drive through.
Unless. There's something about Pickles
that if you if. You click on the spell and then
there should be a. Yeah, thing that says share and
VTT or. Yeah, VTT look, that one.
I well that I don't see it because that's normally what's
up there. Which which level of shatter are
you casting though? I'm casting shatter as a fourth
level spell so I can just copy and paste it again.
So since this is what we have to do now.
I feel like. None of that came through, yeah.
I was going to say I feel. All I heard was I feel like.
They I feel like Beyon's having a lot of issues today.
But yeah, I want to cast shatter as a fourth level spell.
A sudden loud ringing noise, painfully intense, erupts from a
point of your choice within range.
Each creature in a 10 foot radius of a sphere centered on
that point must make a Constitution saving throw, a
Constitution saving throw of 17. A creature takes 3D eight
damage, but since it's at a higher level, I'm casting it at
4th level, so it's going to add 2D8 to that, I think, and I
choose to cast that right. You said these three are dead
right here, right? The ones closest to him.
Yeah, the creatures that are on the screen may not be the most
visually representative of the amount of creatures, and that
was purely just because I didn't want to draw that many.
It would just be a BLOB. OK then, I'm going to cast it
right here and try to just catch as many of them in this sphere
as I can. OK.
Not recognizing currently the open slider What it's not
letting me roll damage. You said a 10 foot radius.
Right. A 10 foot radius in a sphere,
so. And you send it centered here.
Or. Right here.
Right there. OK.
Right where I got it, basically. OK.
And Constitution, I'm going to just roll for all of them.
Roll. It's not letting me roll it.
Here, hold. On just Roll 3D eight.
It's 5D8 at a fourth level. Oh, OK.
Thank you. Is that what that number was?
No 23. 23. Holy hell and we.
Have to make a saving throw of 17.
Half of them, just all like basically.
Batter. I was going to say they're
they're flying in mid air and they hover dancing at this point
for the most part of them. Well, wait, And I have advantage
because they're all trapped in the dancing spell and I'm not,
But I don't know if that affects this because I just roll damage.
Yeah, it doesn't it. It's the the to attack if I
remember correctly. You should also have to roll
again to see if you're dancing or not.
See if what don't. You have to roll if I'm dancing.
Yeah. Yeah, well, no.
She was dancing his own volition.
Yeah, I was just dancing because everybody else was dancing.
It was peer pressure, not because of the spell.
That's her. It's her.
Turn down Kat. You also have Inspiration.
I do. I see what you're saying.
You could add damage to that
roll with the inspiration. I remember correctly.
And. What is it?
A music parade. Yep.
V8 Oh, it's V8. Oh, wait.
And you would have to roll a Wisdom saving through again to
not dance is what Frederick is saying though, because the the
The thing is still there. It's still enacting, and it's
still an area of effect. You saved the first time.
I see what you're asking now. OK so well, for my wisdom saving
thrall. You start dance.
Continue dancing. Not your volition now, but
you're probably OK with it. I don't know.
Yeah, I'm going to say I'm probably not bothered by.
No, no difference. Like we're still attacked from a
distance. We'll say about 80% of them,
though, drop out of the air with their heads like blood exploding
out of either side of their large ear holes.
Hell yeah. You melted their brain with
their awesomeness. Do you want me to start with the
wizarding savings? Yeah, if Cat's done and then
Hamilton's on deck. Yeah, that's all I'm going to
do. I'm going to stay underneath
Hamilton's feet to try to shield myself. 16 + 7 words Math 23.
It hit. To wisdom save.
Oh yeah, you got that. I use.
I reach out and touch Kiro's shoulder and use lay on hands
and heal him. Six points.
I think that's how many he lost. I lost 11/5 and then six.
All right, then I heal him 11 points, I'm back and that would
be my action. And for my bonus action, I will
count Sanctuary. I don't know if that that didn't
seem to fucking do anything at all.
Great. On who?
But on Kira, so I'll, I'll, OK, I'll have to send it over
because it seems like yes, nothing's working great.
I know what you're talking. About though this is technical
difficulties. I know what you're talking about
though I I I've worked with Shank Sanctuary already so the
if any creature tries to attack them they have to make a Wisdom
saving. Though if I remember correctly,
I believe so, yes. Or there is it just for case?
Was that your turn then? As action bonus action.
Yeah, I think, I think that's all I can do, right.
All right. Hamilton, are you still dancing?
I don't think he's ever dancing, no.
No, I I I beat that. Neat.
So same with Frederick. That's what we were saying.
But yeah, I don't think you were dancing, but you do need to roll
again at the beginning of your turn.
Me. Yes, it's the spell is still
active basically, and it's an AOE.
Oh, 5. Yeah, you start dancing now, you
cannot move and you have. Well, it's nullified because the
other creatures are dancing as well.
But you you cannot move. That's the only real downside.
Current, but I could still attack so.
Yeah, I was going to say I want to know how aware and confused
you are. I'd also like to know which
dance you're performing so. We're pulling off the sprinkler
up in this bitch. OK.
So still trying to come to grip what's going on.
We're in combat, so immediately my first instincts will be just
fucking go with it. We're in combat.
I don't know what's going on, but there's things out here
trying to kill us. Let's kill them first and then I
worry about what the hell it just happened to my body.
Still still contemplating why everything seems fuzzy.
Yeah, and why I feel awfully It's so familiar being inside
this body. Andy.
Yeah. And oddly, attracted to.
You. Yeah.
Not gonna touch anyways. What?
Do. I have all the time.
The center one here, I'm going to take a shot at the
broadsider. All righty.
Is that overkill for these tiny bats?
No, I don't do it. I, I, I, I want to see what
happens when I'll. I'll see.
What I. Added my.
I added my multiplier for that but not my other roles.
She's yelling at you, by the way.
But anyways, that's a Nat 20. Oh God yeah, that'll hit.
I want hit it hit so hard it flows into pieces and hits other
ones still stammered. Shrapnel damage from comrades.
So we have the initial, OK, so we've said the two D12 base
damage, that's not a thing anymore, right?
Or is it just the the eight D 10?
I don't remember. What do you have written down?
Well, on damage it's the two D12 + 3, but it's also an 8D10 or
the cannonball. I think it's the eight D 10 for
the cannonball then. OK.
Yeah, if you're as long as that's still active that that
enchantment is is active. OK, so it'll be 8 D 10 + 3.
Oh, that one. I don't like that you can't go
backwards if you accidentally click one too many on the dice.
Oh. That's the 31 for damage.
Buck, ignore that. Oh.
The 31, yes, but the second roll that was my bad.
Oh, OK, I was going to say. Yeah.
But everything within the Five foot has to make a deck save of
812 plus there, so it has to be a 15 deck save. 13 You the first
one egg you hit looks like. Oh, I am.
I am for this one here. Huh.
This one here, because I I just saw one over here disappear.
Yeah, 'cause I was aiming for him, 'cause I was trying to get
that full AOE of the. Like I said, those, those are
just representative of the vicinity of those, they're
they're kind of all over in that space.
There is a horde of Bassem. Well, for all intents and
purposes, I was aiming for the center of the horde.
I got what you're saying and and what you what what you see
visibly happen is as the the cannonball sails through the
air, turns 1 into paste as it literally strikes it and smashes
it into the ceiling and explodes. 2 more of them are
ripped apart before the ball reforms inside of your your gun.
Who do I even have to bother rolling the the the D8 damage of
the explosion? You could.
Oh, what the fuck? One piece of shrapnel strikes
another one, and it still keeps fluttering along, though with
like its wing. There's just a fine mist in the
air. A murderous laugh someone just
got. You guys can see that there's
probably only about five of these things left in the air.
So is that your turn then, Hamilton?
Yeah, with my bonus action, I'll use my fast hands to reload it.
OK. 'Cause it's only A1 shotter.
Well, I don't think it even needs reloaded, remember,
because you had George as George.
Right. The the yeah cast on it, the
repeating shot. So when it exploded, it reformed
in your gun like I was describing.
OK, without you having to reload.
You're welcome. Yay.
All right, Raul. With Mimi on deck.
With I mean, would I still be able to reach any of them while
dancing or not? Roll with them.
Isn't that an action to get unfree or to get free again?
No. No with.
Advantage. Oh, with advantage.
Yeah, I desperately need advantage.
I get a 13 both times. I still fail.
Damn. It.
It's fine. So I'm guessing I am still out
of I am out of range from LA. These ones that are left, No
actually because you can see where cat centered them and they
were just a little bit farther from you.
So like two of them are within range maybe?
OK then I'll use my I'll. I'll just.
I'm a swing at them with my claws.
AL's Knuckle dusters. 22 to hit. Assuming the disadvantage to
advantage still cancels out. Yep, and then exactly so many.
Dies. Definitely 22, definitely to
hits. 22 damage Turn to Kiru, this it and I hold up my claws
and they you can see that like they shimmer with like a weird
unearthly energy and there's like black like veins going down
my arms and I'll turn to you and I say This is why you should
keep your compass and then I punch another one.
And your eyes are also actually, I think we we re edited that in
the sense of not black, it is white light.
So it is like white light streaming from your claws up
your arm through your eyes. We are the good guys.
I mean, I mean technically, yes. Technically.
So yeah, you you obliterate that one.
And then a nine for the second one, which probably misses.
It does. It just reaches out of your
grasp, just barely. Bastard.
And it flutters away like, which sounds kind of like it's
laughing almost. I'll fucking kill you.
I continue dancing. Good guy.
All right, mime, unless for all you had a bonus action.
Oh yeah, actually since I'm dual wielding, I'll use my bonus
action to make a third swipe. Oh, OK.
That's why I didn't use my bonus action this round 11 to hit.
Negative. Another one goes right between
your claws as you're swiping for it.
It's very angry. What the fuck?
Why can't I keep these things? I I think these volumes aren't
our group that our bad guys are really bad and our good guys
are. We're all right.
All right. Me, man.
So how many of these guys are left?
Four enough. 7X OK, so I'm gonna use my spiritual weapon this
time. I would love it to be a
boomerang and maybe hit more than one, but I don't know
that's that's D Ms. discretion. We'll see how you roll.
Oh yeah, so I'm gonna have to roll AD 20 and add 7 cause no,
no, stop. Go no down.
How do I make it go less? It's up to six.
This isn't good. Let's try again.
D20 roll 5 + 712. Damn it.
Well, I get a bonus with it. OK, Yeah.
I'm gonna try again. I gotta move it all.
I don't think so. Yeah, I'm gonna try again, dude.
AD and D beyond being fucked up, is fucking me up.
Fucked up people, fucking up other two.
Fucking up. Wait, don't Don't I have
advantage against these people? Yes 'cause you're not dancing.
Actually, you should be ruling a Wisdom save even at the
beginning of your turn. I forgot.
But I'm not under the spell. Not yet.
What? It's a constant.
It's a constant thing, and it's an AOE.
So as long as that ball is active, it is constantly at the
beginning of each of your turns trying to make you dance.
Oh, OK well, my Wisdom saving throw will roll.
I got a 13. Don't you need a 17?
I do. So that means I'm dancing?
Yep. Make sure.
Make sure that like you're adding your like add-ons to your
save throw and like. Yeah, because it's not coming
through. It's not coming through.
Wait, So what do I add on? What gets add on to my wisdom?
Saving through. So in your character sheet where
your saving through is at, it should under all of them should
there should there might be a modifier.
Oh yeah, I have +7 next to Wisdom, so it's 13 + 7.
Yeah. And then?
Oh yeah, so then no, that was a 20 saving.
And then under under all of them there might you might have like
+2. I I do.
I don't know if you do. Yee, OK.
Yes. So it was a 20 savings, so I am
not. Dancing and you do have.
Just the ball, Yeah, I'm not. And you do have advantage.
Yep. Yeah, so then I should re roll
this attack the first one because I did not roll it with
advantage. So let's just start over and re
roll. Or you can consider the first
one null and then roll the next one with advantage same same.
OK, whatever you want. So the next one with advantage
wasn't 18. That'll do it, but are what are
you? You're attacking with that, so
you moved it. You've used the bonus action to
move it over and to hit it OK with the boomerang.
One D 8 + 3, so let's roll AD 8 8 + 3 to 11 damage.
The boomerang goes through it as if butter like it's not even
there. Keeps coming, keeps keeps going,
going. I just I.
Just look at the fucking Annie Polis fucking like level up
sheet and there are so many characters that are missing.
Yeah. All right, there are three left.
Is that that your turn there meme may then action by action
KIRO KIRO is going to readjust himself.
It's right there and basically watch as they're movements in.
As soon as they cluster up, that's it.
I am tired of it. Take this and he lets out of a
belch of black fire from his mouth using his breath weapon
which is a 15 foot cone. They must make ADC, They must
make a dexterity save against ADC.
Unfortunately for me right now it's a 13 so they're probably
going to pass. But you know, I believe Raoul is
with inside that cone after you've moved, Although when you.
I have high decks. I do have a question in your
regard to to it. If you moved back one, I don't
think he would be in it. I'm going to move back one.
No, he would be in it. Sorry, I apologize, but.
We got a Hydex, don't worry about it.
Yeah, I'm. I'm not too worried about that.
It was more I thought. I thought.
I thought I was right out. I thought he was right outside
the box. Gonna say roll that wisdom save
for me too before I forget. Gotta let that wisdom save.
Please. Oh yeah, That'll do it. 18 or
whatever that was. It made it through this time
too. I don't know if that was the
first time that made it through for you or not but it made it.
I I transferred all my stuff over to Rule 20.
Oh there you go. Yeah their their their new
character sheets are pretty boss.
So anyone that wants to go about that route I'm cool with it that
it's in they have a pretty decent set up in there inside of
rule 20 for the character sheets.
All right. So I need the last four guys to
please make a deck save for me. Three and they will do their
best. Oh, as well as rural, I believe.
Yeah, I got a 17. No, he you wanted him to get the
17. Oh, no, no, I'm.
Looking at the. The creatures I'm like, oh.
Yes. Fuck you.
Rural. 15/15/14 and six, they needed it a 13.
So the last one is is incinerated.
Yeah, The first one, yeah. The last one, he'll take all of
it. And the first, the first, he'll
get half, so they get half. So does the role get half?
Oh, probably. Probably won't be.
That bad? You'll be fine.
Yeah, I Will Survive. I will endure.
I'm trying. I'm trying to remember how to do
the. I think it's back slash roll and
then you put the dice on out you want.
So that's the one that I couldn't do in 20, Yeah.
For a dice 4/4 slash roll and then you put the the number of
dice you want to roll. If you're also over on that
sidebar, there should be a dice that pop pop out, yeah?
OK, there we go. Honey, I also hate rolling in.
Roll 20s, dice. Pop out California. 3 necrotic.
3. Necrotic.
It it's still you, you see. Oh, so it's necrotic.
So it actually didn't get incinerated even the first one
the the ones that left in the air, the last three that you
guys see even at half damage 'cause I'm rounding up here,
your smoke billows out and encompasses the area even where
Rawlson is and kind of blacks out that corridor to the South.
And as as the the smoke dissipates, you see them on the
ground twitching and gasping for air.
The. Rawl drops on the ground during
the smoke pretends to be dying too, just to.
Fuck them. And you guys are out of combat,
so. Roll the performance, I did
really bad. Wait, would you roll on your
performance? A1.
You see? You see.
Is the smoke clear? Ryelson looked side to side like
scared, then just flops on his back and starts pawing at the
air. I'm dying.
Oh no. Does she?
I mean, I guess she understands adoption, OK?
It's going to like, run over and try to heal him.
Yes. Good.
Give me a palm massage. That will help.
Yes. Oh no, it hurts so much.
Yes, right there. That's good.
Yes, Scratches. Roroson.
You're rolling in bat poop. Yes, it's very valuable.
Have you ever seen the price of guano on the markets?
You should collect it all. Yes, keep it in your fur so we
can sell it later. Oh, you guys know to the
northeast, northwest. Sorry, tunnel that is leading
off from your direction was the last direction people were
going. And there's a bunch of dead bat
like creatures on the ground, some of which are bloated with
your own blood. That's nice.
Are we ever going to get that blood back?
How dare they? We have to that's.
My blood guys. Straws.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
Turn. To the others?
Oh, that was fun. Is the disco ball still rolling
or did it get destroyed? You guys are probably some of
them are still dancing, yeah. Yeah, that's what I was
wondering. I'm like, are we still affected
by the dance? Yeah, you guys are probably
still dancing. Frederick still wants to know
why I don't want. To dance, dance.
I'll make it together. Well, I mean let's.
See Captain May, May. Could you please put the ball
away? I no longer feel the urge to
damp. Yeah, I guess I go I I summon
the ball. I don't know.
Is this like? You put it in your inventory,
it's it's a thing that you activate.
You basically hold it and then toss it out with intent to just
go ball go. I I, I I totally want to.
A. Retrieving pose like a dance
move that you do that like retrieves the Cisco volunteer
inventory. The Magnum.
A quick spin around and you just give it a dirty look and hold
out your hand and it comes back to.
You, so you go, you go to pick it up.
I just had this this weird you said dirty looking eye,
immediately went rock's eye eyebrow.
And then you go. Can you?
Smell. Yes.
What even is a rock? I have a big memory of
something, I don't know why. Three movement.
It doesn't matter if you remember.
I seem to remember the initials WWE and I don't know why.
We'll take that this ball, move it up, turn it sideways and
shove it up. Your candy.
Yes, if you smell. What cure was cooking?
I like. I walk up to 1 to one of the
bats and I just kick them and I'm like, these things were
annoying. I'm like.
I wonder what are so? Are they bats or are they like
bat like because there's a big difference.
They're very much bat like except instead of their normal
kind of pudgy little faces that they would have, instead they
have this pointed, almost beak like nose face that they've been
using to pierced to the skin of people and and suck their blood
more or less. We should eat them.
They also have zero fur on them as opposed to bats.
Flying naked mole rats helenites.
We should eat them, I say again. Flying naked mole rat
mosquitoes, Yeah. Do they have any like skin?
Is it just like skin and bones? Does it look like it would be a
good meal? What do you want to eat them?
I. Don't know they are mosquito
rats. Mosquito.
You guys forget why you're here?
No, we're trying to get the butt, the butt crystals.
That would imply that we knew in the beginning we're.
Here to blow up the hole rars. Blow up the hole.
That's right, yeah, I point out we should go in the either the
right direction here or we should double back to where we
could see like The Cave wall, the crystal wall, and try to get
through that. Either way, if anyone has like a
cool movement ability to get past them or like a crystal
wall, I don't know. I have a cool movement ability.
It's called watching. I hate it.
That's my. Mundane.
I've already tried hitting, it's really hard.
It didn't work. Have you tried hitting it really
hard with a hammer? No, I don't have a hammer.
That is an essential adventuring tool.
You should buy a hammer man, right I.
Mean. I have.
AI guess we should introduce our characters who haven't met Kira.
Have an axe. And my bro.
And my soul. And my beak.
My claws. And my all right.
All right, we're set. We'll, we will never fail.
We're good to go. Let's try to go back to the.
Crystal Wall I think we should introduce each other to Hero,
because I don't. I don't know if we've all met
him yet. No, there is a stranger among
us. Who is this?
Don't know he looks like a nerd. Nerd.
Get him.
What's your name? It doesn't matter what.
Your name's. Just aggressively screams this
in the middle of a cave surrounded by dead bats.
Oh. God, we're professionals.
Professional wrestlers. I was thinking Alcoholics, but
yeah. The rest?
Yeah, yeah. That comes function.
We can have more than one profession, I'm sure.
Oh, Speaking of alcoholic, I thought of something great
today. I.
Drank 1 beer. So you know that song like the
Candyman song, Like who can make the sunshine replace Candyman?
But alcohol, the alcohol can. That's.
Good. I like that.
The Rum Rollers official anthem.
Not wrong, yeah. The alcohol can.
Are you sure you're not a Bard, Hamilton?
I might be. Fuck.
Well you cross my 2 characters together, who knows what's
coming out. No.
Besides, watch bucklers do like singing.
So, so you. Cross you cross my 2 characters
together, who knows what's coming out besides something
sticky. So back to the of introducing
each other. He was walking up to someone, to
the rest of the group where, you know, Captain May, May and all
all of them were at, yeah. Though.
Hi. Hello there I am KIRO Kimbachi,
and you are as he kind of looks and darts as I gaze to each one
of y'all. I walk up to his ankle and I'm
expecting his shoes. You see a chicken.
Frederick points down and goes. That's Kat.
And I look up at you and I just go but God.
He, he, he, he responds back. No, that's a chicken, Yes.
I mean, you did Cat. You did he cat the bat.
Right. Say that.
Again, did you? I mean, Kat, Kat, Kai.
Do you know Giro? Yes, Giro.
What did a cat do? Was that mental?
Yeah, it was a spell. So like, there was just this
huge thunderous noise that was really ear piercing and it
probably wouldn't have been that obvious that it was from the
chicken, 'cause I mean, it is verbal, so it would have just
been like a little like Bagok from the chicken and then this
beautiful. Rawson, I know you lost a
chicken earlier. I found another one.
You found another? Oh no, that's just cat.
She's not a real chicken. I don't.
I looked a cat. Cat.
Look, this one looks like you and I nudged the dead chicken.
I run over to it. Like, just like you.
It's weird. Maybe it's.
Just gonna like, stare at you with some very disappointing
eyes. Brother I was.
Like that chicken did look oddly like me.
It's a little mangled now. I can't.
Do you want to eat it for dinner?
Sure, let's take it home. We're back to a dune.
But in my pocket for pocket chicken.
Then I say to hear that I Frederick Whitmore.
Goliath, who wields 2 Shields. I don't know if I still do that.
I definitely have a shield and a hammer now.
Oh, yeah, right, right, right. The hammer.
I used to have two Shields. So he just likes blunt objects,
not pointy objects. Character was originally a
pacifist. Originally I was going to say
during the first Urismic veracity, he went rage mode real
fucking quick. I said again, originally the
original concept of the character was just to be someone
who takes damage and blocks stuff.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
What? What are you exactly?
I am a sword. Sage.
I think he's asking for what? What do you look like
description wise? Please describe yourself.
Oh so KIRO he stands 62 and he is got ashen Gray skinned black
Obsidian scales where like a farmer Shan would be.
He's got black like ram styled horns that kind of like move
back into his hair and he is wearing a Shogun.
It's set of armor and he has a Cortana on one hip and a Nadachi
on his other hip. I bend over and shake his hand.
I mean you guys are of a similar height.
Not in this campaign. Wait, did you say How?
Tall you were. I'm.
I'm 6/2. I'm 7 foot 10.
Yeah. Oh my God.
I'm looking up. I'm looking up him.
He's one of the few. He's one of the few people.
Here, will actually have to. Look up to.
I think that's when Shio walks around the towering figure
Frederick the Greek hero I. Was going to say I'm also
pretty. Yeah.
I'm 6 foot three so I'm. I might as well Blue Dragonborn.
You can see instruments and music.
Hi, I'm Shia Gargant. I'm the flavor of the group.
Oh, I'm I'm, I messed up. I got.
Ezra and Kira mixed around Ezra
62 KIRO 7 foot I. Just looked at my own I looked
I. Slept in my own hair sheet.
She just forgot what she wrote down.
I mean that that that can be the trouble with the the 2 character
sheets, yeah? I I've tried to make my
characters as awesome as possible to not forget.
So Kira, Grecio, the Blue Dragonborn.
It's good. It's good to see another dragon
down in these areas. Yes, I was.
I was very excited to. You're black, you know, Not too
familiar like black. Woo Hoo.
Sorry, I dropped. My.
Phone Black breath. Oh my goodness.
I can't even remember what it's called.
Breath weapon, yes. Ah, it is different than other
Dragons. We call it a Stygian.
Breath. The BBW.
Oh, what? Big Black.
Big. Been around the block once or
twice. Like what?
Big Black. Black BBW isn't that big
beautiful woman. Help.
Yeah. I meant to add another B in
there for big black breath weapons.
Oh. BBBW.
Yeah, very different connotation for what he's.
Spitting out, yeah, you know. I was like, is he just spitting
out sexy, hefty women? Because I am impressed.
I'm here for it. Yes, I am.
No, that's your breath weapon.
Fuck. Crushing sexualization.
Death by Snoop. Snoop.
Death by. Snoop Stew.
Best. Death mean a Snoopy.
Snoop and Mimei just waves from behind Gia of We've already met.
Best have we. You guys are all looking at each
other now all. Right.
Let's go back to that crystal wall and let's.
Go. Start marching in probably the
wrong direction. I look towards Ralston for
direction. I point up the hall this way,
the way we. Came this way.
Yeah, Cat was not with you to know the direction.
Yeah, Kira will let us let us back that way.
Let's go this way. Back up the fork Travel music.
For some I just noticed. For some reason it seems like I
can only like stick to like. I can't.
Why is my character so big? Are?
We able to cross the chasm here. Yeah, yeah, they're not, they're
not real. It's lava.
It's only like a foot or two. So I mean cat might have some
like, but it it was about it. It's like everybody else can
step over it, although. I just jump onto your shoulder
and I'm like, all right, let's go.
Yeah. OK.
Yeah. As you guys make it across the
the different lavas and come back to the crystal wall, you
walk up to where it is situated and recall that Kyoto almost
fell down a hole in the ground after hitting it.
That is easily 10 foot by 10 foot and who knows how deep
because it is black. So this, this is the crystal
wall we're talking about this square.
The square. No this.
I could go check out what's down the hole.
I could do you fly or I could do feather fall on.
You, I mean, Sure, I can cast fly on myself, but I can also
climb on walls, so I could just climb down.
Should we tie a rope to him for safety?
Yes. You can, but I can also cast fly
on myself, so if I fall I could just.
And can you see in the darkness? I can.
I have the Devil's Sight. I have.
I have a grappling hook and an unbreakable.
I mean, sure, we could definitely do that if you guys
are more comfortable. Well, I meant to get across a
lot, go down into it. Who can't see in the dark?
I can't cat, cannot see in the dark.
Oh, that is unfortunate. Where would we figure that?
Out chickens are not blessed. With good eyes.
Take your chicken with you. It'd be on the left side of the
character sheet under. Oh wait, maybe not.
I mean, sure, if Kat wants to join me, she could like ride on
my shoulder or something. I agree to that and I hop on
your shoulder. You guys try to figure out how
to get into there and we will go investigate this whole, see
where it goes. Are we breaking off chips?
Recall my memory. Are we breaking off chips of
these diamonds? Yeah 'cause we need butt
crystals. They're butt crystals, BUT.
No, what we're after is butt crystals.
I don't think this crystal wall is a butt crystal.
I walk up to the crystal wall and swing my hammer at it.
Oh, that's. Gonna work.
All righty. Oh boy, Oh no.
Everyone explodes. Oh.
We've done this once. Yeah, I was going to say should
I make an investigation check on this crystal wall first I.
Just wanted to break a piece off before we.
Set. Did you?
Yeah.
Would you roll? Did it show up?
Oh, I see. 23 for Arcana, yeah, And 22 to hit Frederick as
you're looking at the crystal Frederick swings.
Wham. You see as Frederick is swinging
at it though a almost, especially because you're
looking at it with intent for its magical abilities, right?
With that ikana, you see this jolt of energy almost off of the
crystal going down to the sides of the pit.
And there are doors that you realize on either side of the
pit that have already been opened and which would continue
to open again having been hit as such to to create this pit that
you that you're you're you're about to investigate.
Doors that opened when they felt the reverberations of the hit.
Yes correct. But as as as you stand currently
you are not on top of the pit and so Frederick you could rule
damage. Currently you definitely hit at
a 22. Can I cast True Strike at the
Wall? Sure.
Does that give advantage to anyone that's attacking it?
If I remember correctly it. Grants me.
A brief insight into said defensive.
Right. On my next, I gained advantage
on my first attack role against the target.
That yeah that is generally what it's used for but I forgot about
the insight portion. So you Frederick though to to to
lead with that before going to Shia as you struck with the
hammer are able to break off the about a coin sized portion of
the crystal and it lands on the ground just under your hammer
after striking it. You though here you're able to
cast True Strike on it and realize that the crystal itself
is resistant to most types of physical damage unless otherwise
magically and and imbued. As well as the the wall itself
seems to be some sort of multi layer defence as in this there
there seems to be layers upon beyond this one.
I pick up the coin size piece of crystal.
What? What brought us down here?
Yeah, so we agreed to sorry help Shondar the dragon who we are in
a legally binding contract with for the fire breath sale.
We are waiting for him to fill up those and he asked us in the
meantime to go try to solve his goblin problem.
Which means there was a bunch of goblins that constantly are
attacking him. And we found out after
kidnapping some drivers that they there's a God named Lolf
who goes out of her way to try to force Shondar to move every
time he tries to move, like live somewhere, and they are being
hired by the Necromancy cult to do so.
A. Professional Necromancy cult, to
be specific, or the P&C. Yeah, and and the goblins that
at the endless waves of goblins are apparently coming here
through a through a butt crystal or a crystal that looks like a
butt and it's like pooping them out.
Enchanting. I like it.
So somehow I think that's my fault.
I feel like I described it that way.
That's what's going. Yes, it definitely is that.
I will not. I would not disagree with that
sentiment. You, the power of belief.
Yep. Sounds quite like a shitty.
Hurt, hurt, hurt. So yeah, that's that's the goal.
We're going to, we're going to get a little bit of a goodwill
from Shondar as well as he said we could have any each of US1
item from his treasure horde. You know, Dragon's treasure
horde. That's got to be nice stuff in.
There. Yeah, but yeah.
So we just need to find a way to get the goblins to leave him
alone or remove their ability to get here.
I put a lot of bombs. My plan was to take this and go
find the tunnel, because there's a tunnel that goes to some
underwater under underworld for this loaf lady, where all of
these things are coming from and if we just blow the shit out of
it, then we're going to be all set right.
Right, that totally sounds legit.
I have found if you just throw a Molotov cocktail at your
problems then you no longer have the same problem but the
different one that. Is a interesting coming from a
line of very active attacking Dragons.
I don't get the solution, but I guess we will see differently
and we maybe I might gain a little more insight on the
situation. You know, we can, I might agree
with you at the end. We all know that if you can't
solve the problems with the 12 gauge shotgun, you either need
to shoot better or need to make better life choices.
Here here. And yes, so that is the plan
currently, we just need to enact it.
Enact the plan. I do pass on the information
that I saw the reverberation in the crystal and some doors open
after. Attempt to open.
Attempt to open after the hit was made against the crystal
wall. That.
Stories not Warren Frederick made.
Are we still trying to get across or now?
Are we going to try to figure out what this wall is or
something? Or.
Is it? Can I investigate?
Yes, you may if you would like to roll and then tell me how
you're investigating. A roll of 29.
Oh, Danielle, is that natural or are you just happy to see me?
It was a Nat 19 and I have a + 10.
He investigated the shit out of that wall.
I'm going to investigate specifically the tunnel and the
reaction of the crystal. And so I'm going to tell Warren,
Can you, can you actually hit that again one more time I'm
asking. If you insist.
Oh yeah. Oh no.
Uh oh, that a natural. That is a natural one.
I'm sorry, buddy. You you overcompensate and swing
at your own kneecap. Go ahead and roll damage.
Oh no. No.
That's what I thought he was. I thought he was going to fall
in the hole. He might after he hits his
kneecap. 17 damage. Yeah, you are going to have to
roll me a deck save now. I want to.
I want to use the reaction to grab to grab Warren Frederick.
Go ahead and roll. Deck the deck safe.
On top of the deck, save to help.
I seen the seven you are currently falling towards the
hole after. You.
Oh, no. I need to.
I need to roll another deck save.
No, no, that was, that was, yeah, that was for Kyoto.
Who's trying to grab you? Yeah.
Please be a strong. Please be a strong man.
Save me 16. What's up with the the dual roll
on this? I I have no idea.
It keeps dual. It's got something.
Is it doing that on all your rolls?
Yeah, it's doing on all my rolls.
Go up to are you? Where are you?
Are you? Rolling roll, yeah, Yeah.
And I'm in roll 20 or. See if you're on.
If you're on D&D Beyond, you could.
Yeah, I can try it again. I can.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Let me see if I can. Just try again and do it in
actual. D&D beyond well.
If if you can click. If you click on there should be
like a warp 20 in like the top center of your screen.
D&D Beyond and it should say type of roles and you can do it
has all like a bunch of settings there.
Yeah, mine doesn't. Yeah, you might be just rolling
with advantage automatically, that's what.
I was talking to see, yeah, I'm. I'm not seeing it on.
I'm not used to D&D or roll 20s side of things.
D&D Beyond. How about that?
I just I just you know because it was messed up.
I just redid the role on D&D Beyond 20.
Five to catch him. Oh, damn.
Yeah, that'll do it. You grab a hold of him if you
want to tell me how you succeed in doing so, yes.
As soon as I see Bash's knee and start falling toward, I'm like I
reach my arms out and grab like right around his beltline and
just. Yank him back up.
Easy friend. Don't got.
Try this one more time. Let's hit it really hard
together. I can't.
Believe I rolled. Now it happens all right.
From the top. Here, let's switch positions.
I'll go near the hole. And you will switch over there.
22 We'll definitely do it. Pretty much anything other than
a natural one will hit this thing, so.
Wait, ignore that. The 13 is what I'm looking at
then, yes. Oh that's the damage and
obviously damage. So you know another 1010 damage
from me to go along with him. So you knock on off another two
coin size pieces actually yours is a little bit smaller probably
like a, a broad in size there. Yeah, I'm getting a nickel.
I'm getting a nickel to his quarter, so, so.
You say it only takes magic to damage.
Actually, though, that's that's a good point.
KIRO, Yours is not magical, correct.
Yours is just a. So yours actually, as it were.
You go through the crystal as if you were slicing it off.
As you look at it back again it it's as if where your cut was
hadn't existed, even though you cut all the way through it just
it just backs together just and Frederick your your yours does
knock off a a chunk of it though I know yours is magical.
Look over it, Flint, or don't you shoot it with your magic
cannon gun. That's what I was going to
suggest, dude. Otherwise I have my claws.
I could carve at it, but if everybody I looked down the
hole, I was going to go down the hole.
Yes, I'm looking down the hole while they're doing this.
If everyone would stand back, I'll give this a shot.
Over the edge with. That.
OK. We'll see you guys later.
Bye. I.
Just latch onto your shoulder and I hold on.
Whose shoulder? Royerson's shoulder.
You were mentioning, though, you were looking at it when that
happened, right? Like you were investigating it.
As that happened, how were you about Danny getting to you?
Oh, I was just observing the the hole and the the door and the
reaction to the crystal with the door.
You can. You can.
Definitely tell that it seems to be some sort of defensive
mechanism that has been wide, almost like it's been connected
to the crystals themselves as the crystals themselves are
powered almost it seems like by themselves and the energy as
they were being struck is redistributed and then they it,
it was collected and then put into those doors basically upon
being collected and those doors are on either side of the pit
and they'd opened already. So they they're continuing to
stay open. OK, so it's fine.
It's like basically someone hits the crystal and the bottom of
the pit opens up as a defence mechanism.
Take a trap. Yeah, like you'd have to get in
the hole. Get in the hole.
Yodo. Yodo already knows that he had
activated it the very first time, having struck it once
before and why it's already open, he almost fill in the
hole. The the hole was not here
originally. Oh.
Oh my God. But you went up and hit it and
then it opened. OK.
And you let me waste a perfectly good 29.
How are you? Yeah, let's let's get around
this. There's no reason to be here.
Right. I would guess from you're 29 you
would realize probably as you're just kind of like staring at it
and you're having those thoughts to yourself.
Tia. It's almost as if you're gazing
through the crystal and on the other side you see a room
situated just through these defenses that they're they're
slowly whacking themselves their their way through.
Currently this there's this like multi directional room on the
other side that has several colored different crystals with
a statue at the end of the line. OK.
But then vision kind of refocused.
And you get crystals, yeah. So I let them know and say well,
so in seeing this over here and she's like trying to be real
logical and it's just like I believe if we keep hitting this
with magic, not physical, just magic, even physical magic, that
also counts. It has seen that there is
something on the other side of this wall that we could probably
get through and she's going to take a big old whack like this
with the crystal sword of Zenith and and that's 25 to hit.
Well, that'll definitely do it. With seven damage.
That's not it, if I remember correctly.
Huh. I said that's not it, if I
remember correctly. Oh, you are right.
OK, so that is upon hit. It shatters.
You have to get a rolling thing. Where's my rolling dice?
I got the six roll, 6 + 6. So 9:15.
So seven damage plus 12. Fuck, I need calculator.
The statement rolling dice implies that you have dice that
are used for other things. Otherwise, don't ask questions
you don't want to answer to, bro.
Some are defensive dice. They're just, oh, flying
projectiles. I believe that's 19. +3
electrical. 19 plus so 20. 2. 19 Bludgeoning.
I have three different types of damaging damage that's
happening. I remember.
All magical, yeah. That was a total of 19 though,
right? Yeah.
Oh, it's a total of 22. 22 That's right.
Darn it. I forgot.
I already forgot the the 22. You strike and as your sword
strikes and as a description to everyone else, you see a
crystalline sword strike crystal and it shatters and then it
explodes bouncing off of the other crystals and refracting
amongst each other there dealing multitudinous damage along with.
As soon as that happens you you see an electronic I'm sorry
electronic an electrical almost sword that it replaces it that's
zipping with energy and can kind of alights the rest of the
crystal behind it and it it starts to reverberate with that
same energy that's coming from your sword Shia And then.
Your your. Opens up into almost a hallway
form onto the other side. Hell yeah.
She looked at her sword and says exactly that.
Let's go. I'm just gonna move you guys on
the other side of it. Well, I moved Shia, but we'll
see. It's black.
Are you sure? Crystal wall and all I saw is
black. I I moved your character.
I know. I I'm still here.
Oh, I see you're moving us. Never mind.
Well, I tried to move everyone else, but that's what I'm
getting there. But she is actually is should be
on the other side of the wall. You might need to shift your
vision slightly, but it might also be a situation with on the
other side of the wall. There's no light.
I I got myself stuck. Now why you do that?
I saw a ledge that I could that is like existable.
Existable act like that. And I moved myself there.
And then I put myself out. Yeah.
Big, big big character token problems.
Yeah, is is my character like a slightly larger like?
Yeah, you look large on my screen.
Intentionally. Have I always been like that?
I believe so. You are a big dude.
That's funny because I also due to my what is the thing.
I have, I feel. Like I should be somewhere else.
Due to my racial trait, I have powerful Bill you can you count
as one size larger than when you're when determining you're
carrying capacity and the weight you can push, drag, or left.
So you're also dense, literally. Yes.
Well, on the other side, you guys are seeing what I
described. Previously which is.
A room. A room.
Butt crystals. With.
Crystals multi colored butt crystals.
All the butt crystals. We.
Need that all. Colors of butt crystals.
Is butt crystal a a believable term for anal plug?
Euphemism. Yes.
You want it to be. Kind.
Of So should we start breaking these crystals?
Or you should either break them or take them.
I would. Let's take the ones we can and
break the ones we can't. I was.
Going to say if we take them, aren't we going to have just
goblins appearing in our pockets?
Well, I have. One well.
I have a backpack of holding, which means.
They could just appear in there and pull up and then at any
point we. Grow a army of goblins.
We could just dump out. I mean, I think they'd just be
corpses at that point. I mean.
Imagine how many people we could frame.
We had access to Infinite Goblin Corp Oh my God, the guy said He
was attacked by a horde of goblins.
Stabbed them real quick. Look at what he did to these
poor, defenseless goblins. But yeah, we definitely go in
there and start seeing if we can either break them or take them.
Yeah, I guess that's that's the plan.
Just start walking up to them. Any of them that are my size, I
just start jiggling. Well, if.
If this is where the butt goblins, If this is where
they're coming. If we break them then when it
throw the doors or the ability for the goblins to also come, so
I feel like breaking might be the best decision in you know.
These things are creating Goblin warriors, but there is still a
Gate to Lofts underground castle somewhere.
It's not like. These crystals and look around.
Keep watching all. At this particular instance in
time, there is currently just the Room and crystals and I
should have. OK.
Bye. I should have been able to move
the at least rural and. We.
At I think, but let me know if you guys see anything.
I'm still depressing with more technical to.
See. I cannot but the mind of theater
imagination's good. Yeah.
So you guys are still inside of that room.
There are three dead end quarters off to either side,
left and right. And directly in front of you
there was a like bird like statue that is crystalline in
nature and see through. We investigate the crystal
statue. Yeah, I want to make an Arcana
check on that statue. Go ahead.
And for me to see if I understand.
Go ahead. Coming from anything?
Go ahead and and then read them off to me.
Talking garbage. 21 on my. Arcana check.
What do you want? Investigation 21.
I'm not sure what garbage is, but I'm I'm guessing it's lower
than 10 so. I'll put 20. 4 is that chief?
12 in In A History. Check OK a 12 History, 14
Arcana. A 14 investigation.
I. Thinking in Arcana was like 21
or something. And Arcana was 21, so that you
know immediately that this is besides being enchanted, it
seems to be invested with some sort of deific energy.
And even with your low role though Shia and your resonating
sword, you were aware that that deific energy resonates with
your character as Zenith and the goddess that you would interact
with before and rural Nuno for sure, besides it being enchanted
and with deific energy. Although you may not be familiar
with Zenith, you are quite certain that the the room itself
is being channelled from that statue into these crystals and
vice versa. The the crystals are are
powering the statue so. We need to take all of it, the
whole room, or destroy it all, but it seems like these could be
very expensive. So I guess pick up what we can
but destroy the rest? I don't know.
Should we pick up any of them? Wouldn't wouldn't we be able to
be traced by these crystals? By this person, this deity?
Loft Loft. Probably.
It's also connected to. Zenith.
Which I'd said, Yeah, I'd said that.
Yeah, so the statue that they're powering is connected to Zenith.
Is zenith. Is, Is.
Is. Oh my goodness, is Zenith
working with LOLF? I.
I'm gonna do something weird and touch one of those and I am
going to close my eyes and ask Zenith for knowledge.
You close your eyes touching, and as you reach out to touch
the crystal, a thread of energy to everyone else's eyes seems to
move towards your hand from the crystal.
And you're as your hand touches it, you you have a Direct Line
of you you you you you just basically say the word in your
mind of Zenith. And you're looking for
knowledge. And Zenith kind of chimes in
with a sleepy oh oh, why's your hand.
It's been a long time. Yes, we're looking for knowledge
about oh, what's the Lord, Lord Lorc?
Loaf Loaf, Wolf, Wolf. Lolf.
Like LOL but with an extra L and Ath.
Like saying like a loaf of bread, but with marbles in your
mouth, Wolf. Yeah, I that's my that that is a
perfect way to describe the way that sounds.
Yeah. And then she goes, oh, that
bitch. She's she's the one feisty
motherfucker. As opposed to me protecting most
knowledge. She's about pretty much
destroying it all and controlling it all.
So these crystals are being used for her powers.
Is that true? Crystals.
I'm I'm unsure what you're talking about there.
She can't see into the space. I'm elaborating.
I'm standing in a room with a It's a bird statue, right?
Yes, yeah. I'm standing in a room with a
crystallized bird statue and what can only be described as
but a behind rumpus shaped crystal structures and these are
being used as a gate transportation for goblins.
Is this something you're you have knowledge of?
Interesting. Sounds like they've somehow
acquired one of my imprint statues and they've managed to
load it with that of a goblin and then powered it with
crystals of tarth. I don't know why they're butt
shaped, that's unusual. Oh well.
But yeah, they've they've somehow managed to power a
statue of of mine that's I use. It's you can think of it as kind
of like a cloning device. It will not.
I guess that's inaccurate. It should take a a a thing that
you you give it, you give it a base thing right?
A creature type if you will, within a certain range and then
it will just create that low, low likely creature.
So then I usually use it for, you know, filing books and and
such in the stacks of mine, yes. Look at everyone else with a
huge smile on my face. Thumbs UPS.
So. You can hear this.
Yeah, yeah. We can't hear this conversation,
can we? No, it's just with Chia in in
her head. Basically, she's got her eyes
closed. OK, do you want us to destroy
the statue for us to stop them loaning?
I figured. I figured is is there something
that you want us Is is there? My my my suggestion would always
be to protect and preserve. So you could take.
You can take the the statue and do with it as you will, as long
as it's not in the hands of those that would use it poorly.
I have plenty of such take. Take the statue.
How big is the statue? George, it's like it's like the
size of of you probably. Take.
That's OK, we have a portal. Take statue.
Wait, the rings of reasonable sizing.
Do we have that or is that the different campaign we still
have? One and me may still has one,
although me may have stopped existing.
I've got one on, man. Oh yeah, we're all That's right,
you do. You did learn about those and
grabbed 1. So Tia goes, understood, will
protect. I will protect your knowledge
and she goes thank you mother and or whatever however she
calls her and and basically screams.
Stop. I'm guessing from somebody
swinging at the butt. Not the butt.
Leave the butt. I was about to like just like
try to pull one off the wall and I just kind of like hold my
position. Even though I probably.
Wouldn't have been able to do anything.
You were like have two hands on cheeks like.
Just massaging ready to motorboat this butt.
I'm just. Looking, I swear.
And and Shia goes with the rings of resizing and man oh man, I am
re sizing my mind to remember how things functioned.
Go ahead and roll me a strength check if you're trying to pick
up the statue. That's because I have to.
I have to pick it up, right? OK, I didn't know if I could
like, put the ring on. Yeah, it works by basically as
soon as you are able to, you know possess an item, which IE
means pick it up and hold it, you can.
You can resize it to any size that is reasonable to you.
OK, within the. Limitation there is, there is.
Limitation. Yeah, it's.
Like 2 times your normal size or vice versa.
Yeah, can someone assist? I think I can think I can do
this, but I'm I'm going to need a little extra hand if you
could. Get this.
Up on If I couldn't just get this in my grasp, I think I
would really help. You know, I'll lean, I'll lean
back, you know, pick it up and then kind of put it on me.
And I think that'll do the trick.
Is anyone willing to have a good strength role?
I'll do it. Here I'll do it.
OK, sweet. I mean more the more here at
this point, one on each side. Let's go.
Let's go oh. Don't threaten me with a good
time. I got.
Where are we supposed to be at? Oh, get on the either side of
the statue. And I don't know if you're
talking about in oh, I can see things now.
Yay. Yeah, you were just in I I
finally fixed it. All right, Strength check.
Coming in. 3/2. 1. A strength check and it would
just be a a sifting. I got an 18.
All right, that's a dirty 20. I don't.
Again, it didn't, it didn't add my modifier to that.
What the fuck? 13.
You guys Amish? Squat this thing up into the
air. Easy peasy and at resizes and
she is hand to the to her palm which size she chooses.
Perfect. And I hold it up and I explain
what I explain what was told to me.
Kind of like this is the power of Zenith and it is being
wrongfully used. Whoops, say that again.
Cute all. Right, I opened my phone in an
ad plate. Valid.
A. What play do you say?
Ad. Horrid.
Never heard of such a. Thing An advertisement.
So. Shut up.
Yeah, you have. We all have the knowledge of our
like Persian selves. Making a show, Aussie.
So yeah, it's Zenith Power. I would just like to remind
everyone that it's almost 1030. Yep.
Oh shit. Is it?
Oh Dang oh. Can we collect the rest of these
crystals before we log off? Are they able to be collected?
I don't be growing out of the ground currently.
Well, the the the statue was powering them.
Yeah, and they were powering the statue.
Oh. Is what Josh said.
And I'm assuming that's at least, yeah, that that is
accurate to what I said. I'm assuming you tried to waylay
exactly what I was saying. If I'm powered by bending it,
does that means beams are powered by me?
If you die and your nutrients goes into, I'm sure.
Every time you poop, go somewhere.
It does. I want to try to investigate
these crystals to see if there's that's a dirty 20 to see if
there's any way for us to collect them.
Yeah. Without force, No.
You know that without even rolling.
And you can tell, like I had said, that they're growing out
of the ground in these. Can I cast earth trimmer on
these walls? Do I do I still need to be to
hold the thing? No, it resides.
It shrank into Shia's hand. All right, I run up to one of
the crystals and squack it with my hammer.
What does Earth shatter? Do earth tremor.
You cause a tremor in the ground within range.
Each creature other than you in that area must make a Dexterity
saving throw. On a failed save, they take one
D6 bludgeoning damage. Are knocked prone.
If the ground in that area is loose earth or stone, it becomes
difficult to rain until cleared within each 5 foot diameter
portion, requiring at least one minute to clear by hand I.
Just hold second Nat one. Yeah, I was just about to say,
is your kneecap ready? Oh God.
I better roll to Nat 20s next time.
And you swing and you miss the crystal and you hit the other
kneecap that you didn't hit before.
I didn't say about damage. I did last time, too.
You fall in the ground, holding your knee.
I'm in the Peter Griffin post. Yeah, it's just about to say So
what was the range of that again, cat though?
The range on earth trimmer is. That was two net ones within
three attack rolls. What the fuck 10, bro. 22 this.
Boy's dice off of them. 10 feet. So you could probably do that on
definitely each crystal because they're 10, 10 feet apart center
to center, are they? No, they're 2015 feet of center
to center. So they're just far enough away
from each other that you'd have to do it six times.
Do you have that many spell slots?
In total, yes, I definitely do. Are you willing to spend them?
I don't know if I want to use that many spell slots, I was
just hoping I could do it like twice and they would break.
Hey, Josh. With KIRO being an underworld
variation of Dragon, could I attempt to commune with the
ground and will them up since they are treasures in the
ground? Just kind of like please come
up. Politely ask the stones or the
crystals to join us. Have you tried seductively
caressing them? I was going to say I'm going to
take my knuckle duster off, wedge it under one of these, and
then remove the ring of reasonable resize to make it
large again and see if that will dig one up after he does his
thing. You're using an item that was
larger before I got you now, and then letting go of it to.
Do Kiro's thing first, though. So with you doing that one at
least cat you you you do it on one of the let's just say the
the blue crystal and and you you shake the ground and it does
seem to shear off right at the base around where the ground
connects with it. So you got those crystals laying
on the ground. Kyoto, though, if you could roll
me a seduction, I don't know. I will.
Wait, it or nature it?
What? What are you trying?
To do oh, trying to sweet talking ass.
We've all been there once or twice in our days.
I'll tell you what. You can You can add a skill
called Butt Whisperer. Yeah, so I've always, I've
always stated that that's true, that you don't know this one
yet. You can always add any skill you
want and I will base it off of what you're doing currently,
which as it as it stands, Persuasion is Wisdom based.
If I remember correctly it is Charisma based.
Charisma based, I apologize, and that's what I meant to say.
And so if you wanted to make a Butt Whisperer spell or the the
skill to use in the future. For example, my other character
Warren is has skills in Bondage, Accounting and Lumberjacking.
Is Is Is Warren a lesbian? So I'm starting up a new
publication called Only Fighters.
Yes. Are you lonely?
Are you a fighter? Have you tried Onlyfighters?
Dot com, yes. Where fighters meet fighters.
For extreme fisting action. How did that roll go there?
I got a Ted. I got a Ted.
I'm going to get off for tonight.
Peace guys, all right? Good night.
Good. Night.
So yeah, you. I'm also following that.
Sweet. I'm sorry, I'm.
You're good. You're good.
I'm trying to wrap it up here as fast as I can, so good night.
Good night. Yeah, you.
You touch the crystal though, you speak to it lovingly and try
to try to convince it to come out of the ground.
And you just you don't know if it's just another life haunting
you or what. But you hear the soft.
Click it, Click it. I'm sorry, did that thing just
say get bent? Yes, yes it did.
What a rude crystal. Here we go.
There we go. It's catching on.
That's great I'll I'll try the the table thing before.
Oh, right. We resolve to do more earth
tremors if we need to. Yeah, I mean, if that is the
thing that works, then I will just use the spells and just
suffer for in the meantime. So you take the ring off or no,
no, no, you take, you take the knuckle dusters off and set it
on the ground, which immediately as soon as you step back it does
resize in in place and it seems to you've wedged it when you say
under the crystals. The thing is that you kind of
like wedged, I'm guessing the legs into the ground and then
the top of the table against the crystal's face.
And as it resizes, it kind of does pull the crystal out of the
ground, but it just pulls more of the crystal out of the
ground. So in your room, Kat, as you'd
seen where the crystal attached to the ground and it sheared off
as you would pass the tremor, it, it has more crystal under
it. So it's like a a little stub of
a crystal under where you'd. Take a tooth.
I do it again.
I pick up the table. I resize it.
What was that cat? That said, does that mean I
broke this crystal? Now it doesn't work.
You broke it off of itself that I can't speak to exactly how
well it works, but. Damn it, OK.
I'll. I'll do that again, since it
seems to be uprooting it. OK.
So you pick up the table, it shrinks you.
It's small again that you put it down and it's big again.
Pulls more of the crystal out. It.
You're not sure exactly how much of it there is to go, 'cause it
comes out probably originally like a foot, and it comes out
like maybe like a foot and a half the next run.
And it kind of though situates it like off kilter 2 'cause
you're only doing it, I'm guessing, on one side.
So it's like pushing one side down and pulling one side up.
Yeah, I mean, so once it's loose, I'll probably, I mean,
Frederick's gone, but I'll just ask him to pull it out.
OK. Maybe make a note of it and then
in the chat and. Then.
Or ask him next time, Yeah. No, I need it now.
I. Keep digging at it.
No. Just clogging at the ground.
Handedly these are these are things you guys have run into
before. There's these like crystals that
are scattered throughout Taurus that you've used to charge a
dune, for instance. We need more of these, yeah.
I mean, I don't know how long you want.
To take on that. These ones who just happen to be
butt shaped, that's all. Oh.
OK. What I.
Was going to say is tariff just filled with butt crystals?
That'd be great. I mean, if this is working and
it's not taking very long, I'll just go through and start eating
all of them up slowly 1 by 1 till they're.
I The thing is that like you're pulling that one up, but it
doesn't you go all the way around it.
It probably takes a good while I would say yeah, but it's it's a
little bit bigger than you were expecting.
It's probably about the size of you by the time you get it out,
the first one out. It's a deep, deep root.
Yeah. Does the other side look like a
pee pee? No.
It looks like a. Vagina.
Oh. What kind of what?
The hell? This loaf is filthy.
I mean, Dang. All right, well, if we can pick
it up, resize it, put it in the, put it in the ship and away we
go, do. We have enough rings to keep all
these things at a reasonable size.
Or should we start shoving them into bags of holding or pockets
of holding? They would.
I've only got the one ring of resizing and I'm using it for my
weapon, but I'm just taking it off and using it here.
I was going to say we could use them to transport them back to a
dune 1 by 1. Also one on the end of
Hamilton's rifle. Right, Yeah.
Hamilton slash Flint. So has Hamilton said anything
out loud to, like, signify that he is not himself, 'cause we're
all just running around? Like, yeah, this is Hamilton.
He's here to do good things with us good guys.
I don't think so. No, I haven't, 'cause like I
said earlier, what when he was in combat, Flint's instinct
would be to just just fight. You see.
You see people looking at you. You see shit attacking you.
You just go. You have to fight to live.
So, so, so Flint's first instinct is the fight, and poor
Hamilton's first instinct is to panic.
But like I said earlier, too, he Flint doesn't know what's going
on. But he feels like he knows, like
he understands the body that he's in.
He does. In more ways than.
Inside and out. Yeah, Giggity.
Cool. I don't know how many of these
things we'd be able to be able to get with this method, but I
figure if we pull them out, use the ring of resizing to
temporarily make them smaller and move them to a dune, put
them in a roam, just have a stack of them.
There is 6 total. Cat broke 1.
Frederick missed one by striking his kneecap.
So you theoretically you have like 5 1/2 / a large period of
time. It'd probably take several
hours. Awesome.
Perfect.
Of varying colors, shapes and sizes.
Oh, but like, but. Oh.
That's perfect. We're gathering the booty now,
boys. Yeah, I would say we would just
spend the rest of this time doing that and getting it onto
the ship and making sure everything's organized and in
place and balance. OK.
And you've obviously opened the portal and closed the portal
several times since then. Me may had it, I know.
And then, Yep, seems like a good place to call it and then figure
out where you guys go from here. Yeah, sounds good.
So I have one broken crystal. How many?
How many of the buck crystals were there?
6 total. Five that were accumulated and a
half of one that was broke. Dad.
Sorry. It's just 5 1/2 for the most
part. Things happen.
It does. Sometimes you have to destroy
the ass. Amen, brother.
All right. And on that note.
And on that note, let's sign off, guys.
Good night. Good night.
See you this weekend.
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