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Polos. Let's.
Fuck this game. Oh look, I'm unjoined.
Dick, hello. The Hand of Fate tosses the dice
rolls, spins, turns. A campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that become stories.
And stories flow out into the infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the infinite sea, fading to myth until myths are
forgotten And the campaign that gave it birth comes again and
again. The hand of fate passes, the
dice rolls, spins, turns Hitherto we left the Shadow
Seekers in the fifth level of hell just after they had gained
access to the Acropolis. Having executed a plan Florida
State Zach with Zach, Mame, Franklin and Vomira entered the
void black void of a door into a near pitch black room with
noticeable piles and a clattering of bones as they
cross the threshold. Ash Mame, posing as Franklin,
Vomira, and Phelan fall into Ishmael's infinite tower after
dying, dying on the third floor, They all fall back out of the
infinite tower of Ishmael, now exhausted from their plight in
the tower of Omaira, and Mommy returned to the pocket rocket
Flint. Nash begin yawning and waking up
in their drunken slumber after a glitter fight, and they were
alerted by a bloodshot eyed Franklin after Flint got a
message on his torque explaining hell from Loki's perspective
from Hamilton's torque. And then Franklin began babbling
about capturing skeletons via the pocket rocket.
They then all three successfully worked together to capture 3
skeletons and one giant amalgam skeleton which absorbed the
other three in the prison cell that they captured it
successfully captured it in. And then they dug up the one
rhizome each which Franklin bequeathed to Regina after after
further along the story. After they being that Flint ash
and Franklin poof back into the pocket rocket, at which point
Vomitra was rising from her wake and bake of some MSG and Godhead
mushroom. Unaware of the skeleton mass
massing in the prison, she proceeded out of the sleeping
chambers to watch Griselda stick her hand into the skeletal mass
and her head chomped cleanly off.
While von Maeder pulled her corpse out quickly, there was
nothing left of the head that could be salvage and it as it
was completely devoured. Ash finds Vomira tripping balls
and in shock with Griselda's corpse.
While Ash and Vomira lost their shit, Franklin taste tests
Griselda's blood to find some zombifying properties to it, and
Flint fills a tub with ice to preserve the body.
Meanwhile, Torino Franklin's Dire Cricket is set to guard the
pocket rocket during this time and watch for the the two swarm
contingents that they sent out to check the path ahead which
they discovered. The path to the left held many
traps, but nothing from the right.
So when Ash, Flint, Mommy, Vomara, and Zolas leave the
pocket rocket to delve deeper into the Acropolis, they find
Phelan and Regina hovering over the rock while Torino still
stands guard. Franklin quickly becomes friends
with Regina pulling the mouth or pulling the rock out of her
mouth. That is their pocket rocket.
Deciding on the path to the right, the Shadow seekers find
wriggling walls that eject gold when touched, gold columns, a
globule of globule cleaning crew, and an angry crab demon
who strangled Zolus while they attempted to hit it and only hit
Zolus. She swiftly banished it and they
all walked past some depressed looking workers, clicking on
some infernal keys, quickly taking the path to the left out
of the office before the banished demon returned.
The Shadow Seekers are nearly engulfed in monstrous globs of
goo. Rolling out from under those
globs in the nick of time, the Shadow Seekers become separated.
Zolus, Flint, Ash, Phelan, and Regina calmly wait on the other
side to be reunited with with mommy, Franklin, Vilmaira and a
resurfaced Warren, emerging from the pocket, rocket very
bedraggled and stinking of alcohol.
Confront those 3-4. Confront the depressed demon
demons in the as the unbanished crab demon who reappeared trying
to convince them to help them. Unsuccessfully.
Warren Warren's nipples lead him directly to the wriggling walls.
He begins caressing the and the walls start to moan with
pleasure, resonating through the halls of the Acropolis.
The Shadows Shadow Seekers are united with Ash, Zolus, and
Flint noping into the pocket rocket for a a rest just at as
Regina touches one of the tiny, cute cleaning creatures and a
larger one comes roaring out, And to try and capture the OR
attack the Shadow Seekers and Phelan's fog, Phelan creates an
impenetrable fog around them, during which Mommy somehow seems
to have killed the Large, the large globule that was
protecting the smaller one. And we got to go flipping back.
To the pages here, then after afterwards rubbed a lot of its
goo all over themselves, to which to which then Mame,
Vomita, Regina, and Warren decide to rest in the pocket
rocket. While waiting for the fog to
dissipate, Franklin and Phelan try to again unsuccessively
capture a baby oblex. He'd determined what it was with
his book of monsters. After the fog disappeared, they
returned to the Pocket Rocket to rest with their companions at
the time of cleaning up Franklin's clean.
At the time of cleaning up, Franklin reminds everyone that
he has a bunch of astral diamonds that he'd been throwing
around from a guy named Ishmael, and they explained about
Ishmael's infinite tower. While they scheme up a plan to,
they start draining Griselda's body of blood like a tube of
toothpaste to use to turn themselves undead while in the
tower and run through as many levels as possible.
Let's find out what happens this time.
That was a mouthful. So much has gone down that.
Was very a very helpful recap. I figured as much 'cause there
seemed to be some discombobulation after reaching
the Acropolis. Yeah, now I know what happened
to Grisalda. Yeah, you mean the person that
you're holding their corpse of and into a barrel while Flint
scratches his head as Fomayra says to him, and that he he
should use his blood powers to hurriedly squeeze the the blood
out of this, this corpse that no longer has a heart to pump it
out. Nasty.
You know, yeah, I. Don't know questions.
That was that's what you you're kind of getting?
Makes total sense. Yeah, I remember this.
We got a barrel. I'm holding.
I'm holding Grisola's body. We're trying to get the blood
out. Yeah, Flint could help this a
lot. Yeah.
But besides being where you just were, the very last thing you
remember as well Flint, was vomitra shaking you awake in
your comfy hammock up on the second level and you not wanting
to get up. So in the tussle he actually
with the hammock. I'm sorry.
No, thank you. We'll wait to explain it then.
Yeah, his mom just called him. Apparently he was supposed to go
see her today and he forgot. So Mom, Mom's like, where are
you? I'm here.
Don't you see me? We're talking right now.
Why'd you call me? Phone bad or just?
How's Phelan's reaction to the current situation holding up at?
This point, she's just like happy to not have to be forced
to participate and just watch. She won't stop anything and
she'll participate if it's needed.
Voyeurism. I got it.
Yeah, exactly. At this point she knows not to
question anything, especially when she herself is a pile of
mystery with magic. So.
I can't hear him in the background.
While he's scheming to himself of how to drain the blood the
quickest from the body, is anyone else doing anything?
I'm just trying to hold, Yeah. I mean, it's probably not hard
to hold, right? She's like, over my shoulder.
So Flint Flint's here now, right?
Yeah, he's just on the phone as Johnny.
So where's the ash at? Because I can see Bob.
And it's just going to hug to everyone.
Just a quick hug. Just hey.
That is a a good question Ash you find yourself.
I I'd guessed it at least. Oh, where did we put you?
I think I intended to put your token in here and never did.
After we went back and forth a couple times and back over to
here, we're you're you find yourself.
Had you claimed a bed? He did.
I do remember now. That's right.
With Bob. Probably next to your bed.
I see him dunk. No, I'm gonna say I see him, but
I just didn't see myself. I was getting there.
Here we go. Maybe.
So, so is Ash not getting a view of this squeezing the blood out
of a corpse activity? No, I think you would have been
sleeping through your companions, tromping through the
bed chamber a few couple times back and forth.
It seems like actually to get around, but otherwise.
What is this? Yeah.
Is this a mass of skeletons or is this scrap?
At all, yeah. It's a it's a mass of skeletons
that I was. Talking about.
Oh yeah, the one that like the big skeleton that Bob took over
and like, just trapped in that cage.
Yeah, yeah. So Bob is kind of currently at
least. He'd been watching Enyo and
Easel in the in the chest, but you'd picked, which you would
use just kind of like a cradle here.
I think I'd. Yeah, 'cause I was like, I knew
it was full clothes. I'm like, this will be soft.
Let's just put the baby in here. And meanwhile, Warren had looked
around the baby and took out some different clothes.
Maybe, but otherwise you you picked up Enyo and Easel and
crawled into bed with them. I figured in the meantime with
Bob sitting at the end of the bed.
Hey, where you going? Oh, he'll be back here shortly.
OK. Well, and I would.
Just be taking care of the baby in the meantime.
And you may have been very alerted, at least from the
screams, with a splash to follow of sounds like companions
falling from the upper level. Oh.
Oh, we knocked him out of the hammock.
Wait, who did we knock out of the hammock?
That's what I was going to explain to him, I.
Forgot about that. Oh yes, I rudely awakened Flint.
We did so good. True chaos.
Oh, and you do come out of the bed chambers and realize that
the two chests that were over almost overfilled with gold are
empty currently. Oh no.
What's been happening? Who went shopping?
For that who who took that? Somebody grabbed it all, but I
don't remember. No one would actually know.
So I don't know if I want to share that I.
Mean I I out of out of game meta gaming.
I know who did it, but. Out of game.
Out in game. My character doesn't know.
Out of game. I do know who it is.
Hey Flint, your magic trick is needed.
I'm also pretty sure if Amira doesn't actually realize that
anything was taken. Oh, OK.
I. I thought it might be an obvious
thing considering you guys were like, Oh yeah, we have two giant
heaping piles of gold. Awesome.
Oh, like the lids weren't shut on them.
No, no, they could not shut. That's how full it was.
Oh, and they're empty. Correct.
Oh, I was thinking that they were just like like chests in
the corner sort of thing. No, they were in the game room,
like right after you'd walked out of even probably actually
noticed it. From the I just didn't realize
that they were like overflowing. Yeah.
I just thought maybe that they just looked the same because
like the lids were shut. No worries.
Yeah. No, I I was trying to make it
look like they. Yeah.
So Flint, the very I was I was starting to say there the very
last things you would have actually recalled was being
rudely awakened by Vermyra in the hammocks on the 2nd floor
level inside the pocket rocket here and not wanting to get out
of bed. So there was a bit of a a a
tussle back and forth. So that ended with you guys
spilling over the the hammock and into the water below in the
in the bath chambers. And then swing your way to the
edge. And now standing in front of a
corpse of Griselda being held upside down by Meme Rame with
their legs on their shoulders and their head stump in a
barrel, that they're explaining to you that they would like you
to help extricate the blood from her body quicker.
I think I could handle that on the walk over to her puddle like
so we're sure she's not coming back right A. 100%.
All right. So I will use Did I see her die?
You'd seen Vermira holding her, her dead body, but I don't think
you'd seen her die, per SE. But you did help.
I did have your character helping fill up a bathtub of ice
for to preserve the body because he happened to be standing
there. We're going to say that I seen
her. Yeah, OK.
And I'll use Blood Curse of the Fallen Puppet point that for
you. OK.
Thank you. So as I seen her die now, mommy
holding her over the pole, the hub of ice, I will control her
blood to make her wring herself from her feet downwards like a
tube of toothpaste, blasting all of her blood out of her.
Bathtub. Oh, he is, yes.
There is this in the barrel, The barrel right here.
Yes, in the barrel. And you just all see a very
satisfying squish of Griselda's body into a rolled portion that
you are now holding onto Mame. That's probably about the size
of a large fire log. What remains besides all the oh,
shoot, Now I have to look up how many gallons of blood a body
has. Yeah, put on another list.
Things you need to know for D&D for science.
It's fun. That's not much as I would have
thought it would have more than that.
It's only like 1. Oh God, do we not have a Do we
not have a lot of blood? We have a lot.
I mean it's 1.5 gallons but. Wow.
I wait, it's only that much. 5 gallons.
Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna guess 5 quarts, which I guess
would be sort of close. Yeah.
So when they take a quart of blood, it's actually a lot.
Fuck. Yikes.
No wonder people pass out. You're given 1/6 of yourself.
They're stealing our real fluids.
So in the in the bottom of this like 53 gallon barrel, you see
like half a finger's depth of liquid in there.
Does anybody have? Great.
Water. I was gonna say, could we just
add other blood? I don't actually don't know if I
have that check. So I don't know if we should.
I do not. That's why I said add other work
to it. If you have create or destroy
water, it works with any liquid as we learned with lava.
So you can we could create more of this liquid.
I do not have that. I don't think that's a sorcerer
spell, so. So after she crinkles herself
up, can I use Healing Hand on her corpse?
You can certainly try. To regenerate her blood, you.
Can certainly try. I mean it.
It's just a set act roll. I could create and destroy water
at us. So I think we save like a single
of it, right? We can create.
Sure, I think that's how it works.
And I also need to I think you had found it, at least in the
other campaign, it was that you could control water because of
the basis of the words in that spell, which I think it said
something about controlling a liquid and lava classified as a
liquid. Yeah.
I think that was the argument if I remember correctly, or the.
OK, but if you go by Avatar, the last pair of Bender.
Rules. It would be more like a nerd.
Come on. I remember those rules.
Obviously it's fire in that case, but.
But if you think about it, then blood would definitely be it
because they have blood bending in that for the water benders
so. Yeah.
That's metal. And either their case, the
longest we can turn zombie, we can toothpaste, more blood,
what? Yeah.
The. Phrase.
Oh, can we just do it with a bunch of dire crickets, 'cause
they have more than just blood. Probably, yeah, we could set up
a little. Franklin gets rid and the the
guys We're here, read a bio weapon.
Sorry. I had to look this one up too.
Insects do not have blood. Or at.
Least. Not blood eternal.
Goo. Back to commoners.
I'm done for that. Although, because we need more.
Eternal Goo body is skeleton monster.
We need more bodies to create more blood.
Internal goo doesn't necessarily negate the fact that it it could
potentially work like blood. What if we take this barrel back
to the bar in hell that had the piles of bodies all around where
we fought the the dwarfs? Elegant.
Oh yeah. I don't think we can get back
there. Level.
I don't know. Where's everybody's soul Spike?
Do we have Soul Spikes? In this.
In this one. You don't think so?
Oh. OK, the other one.
Yeah. There's too many.
Two is too many what? Soul Spikes.
They were talking about it last session at the Good Campaign.
Yeah, the those are the like 3 spikes.
Honors. We have spawn points.
Now we do. That's awesome.
Some people do. Yeah.
Lame. Keep it in mind we find with
those treasure, Jess. So, oh Franklin struck Torino to
coordinating a section of the plate saw.
Create a clean room and testing stuff.
Oh boss, I know we all look alike, but my name is Ferdinand
Torino's Outside the Pocket Rocket.
I've got you are. I'm so sorry.
He falls and begins. I'm towing.
I am. I am so.
Sorry, he begins. Cry.
No, please don't. I can't tell.
Did you lose? Well, wow.
Spot. No, no, I'll just.
And he just turns away. And like I'll do better.
He he's like doesn't know know what to do other.
Than that he's don't hit me. No, my God.
No, it got so dark and Ferdinand.
Towering immediately. As wide as his cricket eyes can
go and they're just turning around slowly to instruct the
other crickets to cordon off a area and bring bring some of the
undead ones. Franklin has really good mental
to the house, right? You sure?
Let's give him a gummy. Did he take his medication
today? Don't have it in this world of
doctors. We should work on that, yeah.
Only good to wear wounds, not the.
Right, kind of wounds. Qualified.
Yeah, there's no. They are this world anyway.
Without any further. With the with the.
Sorry. Yeah.
Go. Ahead Josh.
You're good. I was just going to say without
any further instruction, Ferdinand would just keep piling
crickets into the game room. It seems like the biggest area
that he could get get these guys into.
And he's just looking back and forth at you and the crickets
and like kirping at them and waving his arms at you, like
slowly increasing in size. And like, you can kind of
realize that he's asking how many do you want him to bring
down? Because now he's up to like 12.
Oh. That's fine.
A small sample size, big decent talent.
And then and then, without saying anything, he says
certainly any. Just trying to make things not
as awkward as before. He you see him just like shoeing
some of the crickets that had started to pile up behind the
other ones and he's like good, good, good.
They go back up to the wall. Frank Glenn jumps re stops
crying and that never happened as he runs deadly.
Come on, guys, thick. Like, so healthy.
What you guys wanna do today? My view is.
Help. What was that, Ash?
My point of view is stuck on Bob.
I can't get it to switch to ash. Oh.
Did you click on there on your token?
Where'd it you moved it at one point.
Moved her? Yeah, there.
Yeah, but it's letting me move it on the map.
But like the field of view is not changing.
Oh hmm. Oh, that's because this
particular token didn't have its field Field of vision on SAFE.
How's that? Thank you.
You're just standing at the edge of Bob's vision, like, what's
going on over there? Because Bob can't get down here,
can he? I mean, he could.
It'd be kind of awkward for him, probably just like roll down the
ladder. Maybe I should find him an
animal that that can get around a lot easier or a a person's
body would be best. I'd like to get him a human body
to just be around in and then we can get drunk and high together.
Here here. You hear him behind you happily.
I wasn't saying think, he agrees.
So do I walk in a time to see this body being squished out of
nasty goo? Yep, yeah, you you you'd heard
the splash and then walking or swimming rather up to the to it.
So you finally, you know, set. Are you carrying Ennu and Easel
with you, by the way? Yeah.
After I see the goose starting to squish out of the body, I
would shield their eyes. It's not what it looks like, I
swear. Hash walks up to you next to
you, Phelan with A2 headed baby in A in hand.
Oh God, there's more children, Hari.
Yes, yes. We can't escape them.
Ever. And I'm just kind of like
bouncing the baby while letting it knock.
Like a village. As.
Long as this one doesn't try to think that I'm its mother, I'm
fine with it. Is there another child?
That thought it was your mother? Yeah, the small drow.
Yeah, you look down, Phelan is a a dark elf, and in front of you
was another small young child, maybe like you're guessing
around the age of like 10. It looks like Met most in front
of you, standing in front of you, just behind Franklin,
watching excitedly as the goo pours out of the body.
She's really into it. And she thought that I was her
mother when we first met, and now she doesn't remember her
parents at all. Was that the memory that was
taken? It was, but I mean, she doesn't.
I don't know if she explained any of that either, because she
wouldn't know that. But she did get that memory
back, and she's currently also stroking a that one of those
root rise zones that you guys pulled out of the ground that
were creating the skeletons. Their hair.
The hair, if you will. That's the root structure coming
out of the skull shape and calling it mom.
Oh yeah, Just kind of, like, let out a little sigh and be like,
oh, well, we're making a lot of friends, aren't we?
Yeah, we appeared at the same time.
We're not together. I'm just like, mm hmm.
And I just keep like bouncing my baby before kind of, like
wandering over to to Mame and Flint.
And I'm like, what exactly is happening here?
Why are we doing this? I don't know if they asked me to
drain a body. I drain the body.
I'd be. Get behind me.
It's just the blood gives U.S. special blood gives U.S. special
traits. We want those traits.
Oh, OK, useful traits, I hope. Yes, they are useful traits.
Is there a smell? Smelly.
Yes. The air smells.
Penny. Would it?
So that's. Old I.
Was gonna say it's gonna be gross.
The smell is oddly perfumey, but not in the flower perfume per
SE, more so in the high alcohol volume perhaps.
Oh. These smells like alcohol.
Oh God, somebody's gonna lick it.
No. But alcohol?
That's gone really bad. Really, really bad.
Like somebody set up a ferment for a a beer perhaps that it's
been fermenting for like. Fermenting too long. 100 years
too long. Sour.
A sour you're. Like, got to stop someone.
Dank smell to it. There's Prando.
Are you holding this vodka? Yeah.
Yeah, so Mama's now holding this like log of curled up body and
I'm just going to like put it back in that.
It floats. That's fine, I guess.
Now less dense. Water.
Hey, hold on. Say return that.
Got it. Wait, pull that up with regular
blood Bob on it because it's missing it.
Yeah, that's. An idea?
We feel you want a body. The bathtub.
Well, we just we. Just well, I kind of need a body
with a head so that he can drink and get high.
Oh, that's fair. Oh, he doesn't want the head
with a skeleton head. Never mind that.
Not so far. I think we lost the original
skeleton. It's like, no, I still haven't.
It's it's hanging from my waist. Like, I put it up in a like, I
made a little leather carrying case for it, and it's just
hanging from my waist right now. Yeah, I guess I didn't think
that at any time Bob could just go back to the skull if he
wanted. Well, I think he likes being in
a body. He likes experiencing life
because he's been trapped in a skull for a really long time.
That's fair. Yeah, I get it.
That's why I'll. Keep an eye out to.
Find him a body. Wait, why doesn't?
He. Just like, does he have a tight?
The giant skeleton. We did that, and that's how we
got the giant skeleton in the cage.
Oh, gotcha. Do we remember what's outside
the pocket rocket? Are we still?
In the place with the new doors right now.
We are. We needed to get a safe spot.
We moved or said we were going to move best room to set up camp
if we wanted. Yeah, we did.
To do the test, I believe or no, we didn't, did we?
We're still in the middle. Of the to go.
To the tower, Yeah, we wanted to go to the tower.
So we needed we need to move the the.
Move back. To the if we just look at Rocket
Rocket, there there are enemies around.
So like right now the pocket rocketing more or less
undefended by some of my cricket.
So we got to like out and move it to a difference.
Yeah, find a safe place. Yeah, yeah.
I think the room we first is probably most barricadable, you
know, but hearing is it failing slash.
Yeah. No hearing Ash walk out to at
what they were the teeth pasting for Franklin.
One to the side and then like a little like 3D like at the top
or like patiently out the plant as it see if we use this.
OK, is your. Tower made out of.
Popsicle, OK? I was going to say you want to
roll me a performance on that, on that representation of a
tower. Please say it's made out of.
Popsicle. Yes I do.
I think it is. And Boss is just completely
staying huge swollen belly. Because you definitely all of
these popsicles take a couple hours to make this.
Oh. Oh, I'm.
Getting my thing to go. Oh, sorry.
Roll through me. You can always roll in person
too if you have a die or laying around and just let me know.
Although you got to know what your character sheet bonuses
are. Yeah, I got it up all right.
So crafting control, please. Crafting 6 + 5 looks like it did
it. Yeah.
And to elaborate more so on the reality of the situation is
you're actually covered in normal looking cricket goo and
the it's all cricket legs that you've made the model out of.
Oh God. Awesome.
Might have stained with cricket. All right, so so he'll be in
front of everyone. He's like, all right, so this is
the idea. I pitched these last week.
They seem to like it. Let me squeeze her blood out, so
I'll we got Lily's Astral diamonds that I one day had had
them. Apparently they bring you to a
treasure and I gesture kind of crap power.
Well, you got over if they would have.
Was there more? But you guys said go for a while
until you die and then there you go.
The better you get right? Look around.
Pretty much. For a comp I.
Was going to say do? We want this.
Yes, yeah, we do. OK Yeah.
Ashley. I died like I died.
I know I tried to help, but I was just like, fuck it.
I was really high and not very helpful.
Were you the one that took my rings or was it by Myra?
Yeah. That was me.
Yeah, you can't prove. It, yeah.
I'm sorry. You were dead.
Dying is never I. Was dead.
Absolutely. Like, it's completely justified,
but it's just funny. So yeah, this cool tower that
gives you super clog. You get to get it there past the
bobsters, right. So.
Oh, hi, gay. Maybe we got system just a
little bit. I think I'll tell you in a
second. Think about.
So gorilla wish she died. Very sad.
She looked. Really.
I drank some of her goo just to test it.
Yeah. Some of her goo.
Yeah, it turned me rarely, but like, I had no, I was like a
zombie. But that's cool.
That's just the cool little tidbit.
But as if you were a zombie, right?
And then you bite. Not a zombie.
An actual permanent. Oh absolutely.
So my theory is we have swarm drakes, this zombie stuff.
Temporary zombies move ahead of the writing, everything turning
in the real. We follow this later.
Also the temporary zombie buff because I don't know, we have to
test this. Sure, zombies don't attack bees
and we do the rest so we can as far and they get a prize I.
Was going to say I think that. Sounds kind of like a good idea.
I think it'll work more than than what.
Basically, the guy will be like wrong, but he might do it once.
Please, God, the dude. The dude in the front is like,
kind of and make him really angry.
We could zombify him. And then?
He Well, it seemed like all the squatted with her taint, right?
He was rude the first time, if I remember correctly, so we could
just zombify him. I don't think.
He wants to be a zombie. I think he would like.
Fuck our days up if we turn him in.
I also don't want to die in his tower.
But you know, not everyone gets what they want.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know if we should.
I wasn't hurting back on. It goes off.
I wouldn't suggest hurting the. Idea hit everyone's head.
Just like this, who did? Oh, I was just putting the idea
into everyone's head. We could just turn.
Oh. Zombie.
I think we should make ally and I have other reasons because
I'll say if we explain, so that's the idea is zombie
doesn't attack us. We could, you know, instruct
them to make a market which passage of goes down or whatever
and then just we hide it as much can.
Should we test this theory in a controlled environment?
Yeah. And then I just that's your lab
that I have being built. It would be if we had some like
humans to test. I don't know where we could
right now. So right now we.
Yeah, I'm not one. Contested my crickets.
Well, remember how, like the zombies that the crickets make,
we're then going to have to deal with, right?
We're just going to have zombies?
Well, that's if. Yeah.
Well, if this theory. Now, Franklin's been pretty spot
on, so. Far well.
I wouldn't bet against him. I don't think we have to deal
with them if they're our friends.
Temporary and we just run past. Yeah, no, not the crickets.
Whatever the crickets bite though.
Yeah, but he's. But we're saying if we become
temporarily undead and then there's actual undead there,
they're going to think of us as undead and not attack us and we
just run past. I think that's what Franklin was
getting. Yeah.
And then we just no path. Yeah, I wish that.
I think what did they send to a real pocket copy?
There's someone oh, the pocket rocket.
Would deal with kill them. That's like.
Yeah, that you put them in like a bite because I did this.
What's a ready to go in the pocket right.
I expect this exact thing. What I didn't take and then I
just killed the. There'll be crickets.
Little baby ones, yes. Otherwise I take out babies.
Let's move. I don't think any of us stopped
on it. They're like, all right, using
babies. Us.
What else were they good for besides poop?
I mean, there is also still those little monsters outside
the rocket that we were unsuccessful in capturing the
baby of. Yeah, I pull out another jar.
I scooped up some of the afterwards and it has the same
effect you had where your memory temporarily.
We can use that, but it seems super, you should kill the
others at some point. We could test out the zombie
stuff on them and kill them and take their goo and then go into.
The car well, we want. Take their goo.
Would that be Zombie the Lost Goo?
I don't know. We'd have to find out.
We could let's do it like one or two of them and then see the
results, but we'll have to catch them first.
That's subjective the task. So yeah, I plan, we like that
idea. I like to propose a thing which
is so this is this Ishbel got this magic tower outside of
diamond state whatever, and he has real diamonds that you could
use for that instead of asking for an what if we all have
resources and got our own room from the rest of the tower that
we could then teleport of and be you know.
Inside of Ishmael. Outside of the gods.
Oh yeah, like a separate little film.
Outside of like every other gods in.
Another plane. Just stars that we could
teleport for dad. OK, because we've got pocket
rockets, but they're loose. But that if we could like you
know we can invite Apple and like play around and said like I
don't we we do do a lot with it just the idea so you guys have
our own finger guns backs up I was.
Going to say I like the idea of having our own personal like
planer space to escape to. Is anybody else?
Obviously. Well, it's him about that.
Frankly worried he didn't want his hand.
That's for sure. I think we just have to make
sure that if we get a room that we then don't become like part
of the tower, right? Yeah.
It. Needs to be like separate.
On yeah, we can say like the room isn't like a room in the
tower. You know they don't want to Duke
it out with us. I mean, I'm we should probably
beating up people but we made some mistakes with Loki.
Let's not sorry, that was the other campaign.
Let's let's just think about all the possibilities that could
happen here. Wait, no, that was his campaign.
No, I. Was thinking like it would be
like like separate. Maybe I wasn't there for that.
So, like in the tower's backyard, Not actually a part of
the tower? Yeah, build our own little like
structure. Back there, yeah, it was just
like a gardening shed at the tower.
Catch dwelling you in it that. I do too.
Hey, you do. You do?
Perfect. Hey, you.
Do you? That's that's my to who?
Do you? Yeah.
Who? Ourselves.
You. Do you don't get it?
No, you don't get it. No one's going to teach you that
stuff. No, I want to teach the children
about anything sexual. They are innocent.
Until proven guilty. So I'm not.
I'm not opposed to. This.
Idea but are we giving up on the is this like the main storyline
got hard So we're going to like pivot real hard to the side
quest and we'll eventually get back to getting got lost.
So let's go. Yeah, there's some forwards get
through. Yeah, sorry about that.
That was my bad. Yeah, it's cool.
Hopefully nothing. I mean, we do this issue those
thing. If we could do it now, later, I
would just want to put it out there, Yeah.
But I think, yeah, let me tell you, we could have our back.
Back pocket. And save it for later.
We can also test as many times as we want to, right?
Yeah, I pull up the best we have.
We have to these. I have 250, probably like 40
because I've been taught passing them at all.
What I've also I also have a bag of Astral Diamonds.
Yeah, you should have some of this.
I was going to say did. I have a bag of.
Astral Diamonds. Yeah.
I believe you did did. Yeah.
The only reason Mama doesn't have any is because Mama didn't,
no didn't give their name. I also have like a bunch.
I was gonna say you should have some too.
Yeah. I have 100 so.
I think another aspect is about what Ishmael and life because
everyone upgrade right or condemn something or like idiots
fried and then we can't have a on the side idea that would be
like it could be neighbours. Don't you want us as?
Neighbours, we're his whole thing, we're.
So much fun. Would you be mine?
I don't know, be mine would. You be.
Because like his whole thing was he like separate from the rest
of them, like they're in influences the case, right?
Yeah, I think that's why he set up his space as he did.
Yeah, so that's playing too. But.
Anyway, what do you guys want to do today?
With Power, we could continue. Figure out what's at the center
of the Acropolis, or who the manager.
Is figure out what's the center of the Acropolis.
Should I know what the this? The Acropolis?
Yeah, you're in it. That's the that's the thing that
you guys went through the big black door into.
Yeah. I mean, so Tranquil makes a good
point where, like, we should find someplace safe.
Yeah. Before we do have to do things
like that. Yeah.
And so like we we. So there's like a space that's
we can kind of defend, but it might be better to keep going
until we actually find like a safe space.
Yeah, I agree. A safe space where we.
Can hide our little pocket. Rockets so that we can cause
chaos elsewhere. Yeah.
Franklin's like chaos Red, all right, So if we go back, there's
a big slobster. Like a, like a, like a booze
monster. He'll take out his polka dot or
a. Little bit in that the.
Sheets. The sheets that he recently
tapped to for the mongers that he and upstairs do.
The PO voice. Are you talking this is a
skeleton monster? I was going to.
Say I have a hard time remembering that voice.
It's been a. That's what I was just thinking.
So long. It has been Pikachu do.
You know. Ash.
Then isn't even. In.
A prick What? Is in what?
Ash isn't even in Pokémon anymore.
Yeah, they retired. Ash in Pikachu.
Yeah, still 10 years old, but retired.
Lucky bastard. His life is over now.
You realize 40 years, He's just going to be like, drunk.
Dude. It's always 10 years.
Yeah, he's a lost up like child actor.
I used to be a Pokémon master. Look, I think he.
Is he finally like did it? It was 10 for 70 years, but that
does do a person. I didn't grow ball her until I
was 50. This poor little monster.
It's so momented. It's like, why are all my
friends dying? I think it is a big slime and
the the goo monster memory powers and that seems like oh.
Shit, I wonder how close that slime has gotten.
I've completely forgot that that was like just inching closer and
closer to us. I mean, my crickets, they're out
there. Move.
I mean the there. They should be able to.
Yeah, maybe we should like the rock.
Yeah, let's go back out. Can we ask the crickets?
We'll be jumping back out. I'm scared of this for about we
could can we can we talk to the crickets at all?
Can we get some situational awareness before we just like
leave? I would prefer.
That I mean, I get that not. Possible.
Try like close my to contact them, telepack through the Rock
You get. AI have this power, but I don't
know if astrospace. Fuzzy fuzzy year sensation than
usual, but you do get like a blurred image of Torino, and
he's currently propped up like he's got his hind legs on the
floor and he's a little bit bigger than when you last
remember him. But his front legs are on the
desk of the crab demon who he's moved the rock on top of of his
desk, and they're kind of like barely conversing, if you can
call it that, with just gestures and the demon getting angrier
and more confused. Speaking out out of the cricket.
Hey, it's Wait, I could do this. Hey, who's Franklin?
Franklin. The tool that you guys saw,
little cutie. You're only getting like
pictorial images, threw a fuzzy image inside of the cricket's
head because if you recall, he can speak telepathically is how
that demon can speak, because otherwise he only knows
infertile. But it more or less boils down
to I don't know what are you talking about.
I sent him a mental image of me wearing only a bath.
Oh. A child.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
He just gets confused, looked on his face like he's like he's hit
his hand with a hammer, but he had his brain hasn't registered
the pain yet. Kind of like.
That's so specific and I know exactly what kind of look you're
talking about. And then he just kind of like
shakes his head and it's like it's like a a chill all the way
across. And then he he's kind of sends
back in, sends back an image of understanding maybe of who he's
talking to at least. And he go, goes guessing this is
one of yours creations gesturing with his two claws to the
cricket. Yeah, or cricket.
They wave. OK, what?
What does waves. One of his claws back and forth
confuses still a, a, a Basque. And he goes, what does he want
me to do with this rock? Basically because he looks
questioningly at the rock. And.
Oh, keep it away from the other guy safe.
Oh. OK.
Go ahead. We're right there.
While I'm telepathically steered.
Could I run an Insight check on him?
With like. Trying to remember.
I don't know if you can. Yeah, the.
List of pretty pretty close to double disadvantage 'cause
you're talking to him through a cricket in an astral space,
currently with three. Wait, actually, yeah.
It's like. Let's do.
Every other words coming through.
It's the lowest of three, right? Yeah, oh.
Jeez, this. Will be 11/27 24. 2417.
Wow. 17 damn. I have a + 8 inside right?
So where was that list? The level.
I hand off. Yeah, I was gonna suggest that
under the should be journal handouts.
Why are there no handouts? Oh, OK on mine.
A level of hell. There you go.
I see like the map, but like the the low key less is.
It's. It should be the same, more or
less. Oh, oh, they're also.
In the on the map, yeah. Oh no, there I.
Don't. Know not like.
Well there it says first of all, and I'm looking like the the he
gave us was like like the 5th L is anger, the 6th L is that was
a text. 1. Scored because I think the 6th
level deception and I'm in site. Check this dude.
He's the head honcho of this level and just.
Blind. Yeah, I didn't look like it.
Doesn't look like I saved that, but I do remember someone typing
it at some point. But I will.
I didn't think I'd I'd done. Outlook.
OK to. I mean so the others on the
situation and they can do something they want.
You're pretty pretty sure he. Is.
Not the boss. At least he's not giving off
that. BED.
He doesn't give off girl boss vibes.
Because he's he's very much couldn't confused and like he
hasn't squashed the cricket for one, which would've been the
easiest solution to what you were going on.
Although deception, you know that is this portion of hell, so
you're still suspicious I would say but.
True. OK, I there's about the
situation there. It's like the rock is in is not
where the table by the the diva guy who's next to us.
So it's like we could safely either so or jump out for a
second. I don't know if we want.
Wait. With for too long.
I know which which demon guy was nice to us because the only one
I remember like almost killed Zolus.
That was a misunderstanding, wasn't it?
Was it? Are we sure?
Well, did the demon guy almost kill Zolas?
Or. He almost kills.
Zolas by trying. To we almost.
No, it's definitely the demon guy that I don't know about that
we kept hitting. Well, he it's definitely the
demon's fault. The demon didn't let her go all
his, but then I think we learned that he hated his job and then
we were like, hey, out of that and then we stroke like a deal
with him or some shit. Yeah, oh.
Yeah. What was that deal?
I don't know. I can't remember.
I don't. Know the DOI.
Just know we didn't all. Right.
That we can. Tolerate it.
More than to go. Yep.
OK. OK.
So it's safe. So we can leave.
That was the, the goal of that exercise, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, we.
Relative Make our way out. You guys all touch your charms
and go out, while Ferdinand, the dire larger largest diet cricket
of the bunch, salutes with his small battalion of 12 crickets
that he gathered. And you, poof into smoke, stay
there. We all just appear on top of
this desk. Pocket.
Don't forget to strike a pose. Yeah, is.
Franklin, using a pose, is this guy who looks like he's only
wearing a bath. Oh my gosh.
Oh, so sorry, I was showering. You are a child.
So you you're doing that, I mean?
Yeah, I was just gonna strike a simple tone.
It's just like you're you're doing that, right?
Like damn, I try to pose. I rolled A33 for performance and
my stand. Holy shit, am I Am I standing
right? Here.
Holy heck. She rolled.
Oh, are we performing? We're performing.
Oh, my jest. Yeah.
And press the crab ash and Palin are killing it.
Definitely not a mahogany. Yeah, you know.
The you guys feel? 2422 Nice.
Oh my God, we're all killing it. I want to use a lock.
I think I'm only missing the matter if you're striking A
pose, but. Oh yeah, this is a tightly
packed space we got here. Show up like the fucking Ginyu
force. I just test.
I look more like the grudge in the background.
Flint and Vomira aren't on the same level as the rest of us,
yeah. Yeah, guys are just hanging out
behind Ash and Franklin, who just so happened.
I'd placed them on the map in that exact location too.
So you're you're just outshined by their performance.
You guys are still striking. No standing.
A striking pose, but it's not as.
It's not as. Yeah, it's striking in the
negative sense. We're behind them just waving
like pom pom. Oh, I was.
Going to say I'm just like creeping them out.
We're like 2 inflatable flailing armed men behind them.
Yeah. Oh, that is 100% what we are
doing. Yes. 100%.
But back-to-back Ash and Franklin.
Are you still and? I like going hard, too.
Yep, I'm trying so hard. And you know, Oh my God, we took
the baby out with us. So you're you're you're holding
the two headed baby and one latched onto each each boob and
oh Jesus defeating them and Franklin with his bathrobe on,
yeah. This is becoming the weirdest
porno I've ever heard of. I.
Hear there's some broken pipes in here.
Wow. A turtle, a crab, and a This
isn't a beach. It's a bathtub.
Don't worry, how are we gonna just an extra sausage pizza?
And I would, I would guess Mama is just leaning up against the
desk after coming, because everybody's felt this feeling as
if you'd come when you come out of the rock too, that the IT
wanted to almost drop you on the desk, but the desk had some sort
of imbued magic to to force. You lame.
I wanted to be laying across the desk.
You could still do that, but it might be just a little bit more
around the two headed machine. And well, if she.
She'd be laying. Across it and then we're like I
really good performance. I had an 18.
I should be able to lay across the desk.
You turn. Right across the desk and us
standing above her. But I would.
I would, I I would say that that's not where you originally
landed as you came out. So you just because of the
magics of the desk, it's like it and with your performance though
you may have been like. What I'm hearing out We should
take this magic. Poofing I know, right?
Poofing out of the, the, the. Rocket.
Slightly above the floor and grabbed a hold of the desk and
rolled back onto it. Oh, absolutely.
I accept that. That's fine.
Posing. Posing suggestively, I'm
guessing. Oh, hell yeah.
At this rate, everyone's suggestive so.
Thrust. With the two companions flailing
arms and Mame, you're just standing menacingly at the edge
of the desk, I would guess. She's just standing there.
He just, yeah, that's pretty much his response.
I was more along the lines of thinking you can almost
physically see the ellipses over his head.
There's just three dots. He's.
Just like, oh, I don't know. And he also, shockingly, looks
at the portal that's in front of him and the image that was at
his head. And he goes to you specifically
because it's who you'd he'd thought he would have been
talking to you in the 1st place and just responds with a hello.
And you have Torino on, probably under on your on on your back,
on your shell, like standing almost on your head at this
point. Can't quite fit in your shell
anymore. He's got, he's grown, outgrown
that. Yeah, I know he's on your shell
lab. Hey, Bass.
Oh yeah, Pear, we're back to this I.
Had to. I had to move that.
Yeah, a little. Here you're talking.
Oh, go ahead. I had to move the I had to move
the stone. Here.
One of the globs gotten closer over there.
I knew it. Oh, thanks so much.
You did so good. Give her the tree.
He's talking to him like a baby. I'm kind of just imagining you
like, nuzzling at. The cheeks.
Akuta. Good little cricket Cricket.
My cat's sitting here and I'm actually doing that to her face
right now. Good.
She's squishy and she. Just lets me do it, yeah.
So how can I help you? The last time we talked, I
couldn't really help you because I didn't want to rail against my
boss. Yeah.
Can you tell us how? How?
To get oh so this is kind of bait is like, I like it.
Like what's in it for? Me.
The others who are directly next to us, yeah.
What's in it for me? I I could offer you to get into
our pocket, take you out of this.
You didn't want to do that before.
Gosh. You wouldn't.
We We could get you to not work anymore.
I don't know what's your favorite meal?
Yeah, I could do that. Oh, the the flanks of my enemy
with a a cup of the tears of their orphans.
Interesting specific enemy. And.
So. Oh, that's right, We do quick
make her cry. I just want.
To make sure, before I have a tiny chef, make any food that
like we're not the enemy right? I don't want my flanks being
cooked. Do you have a specific enemy in
mind? Probably those in general that
are above that say that we are less and should be below.
So like your boss? No, at least you don't want us
according to. Him.
According to him, he is the one that is helping and working
towards getting us out of here forever.
Have you seen So Not us though, and let's just.
Not, not us. Not you guys.
What if we? Set your side of.
No. I got this guy I'm going to
have. The tiny chef Make him his.
Favorite. Oh yeah, he That's true.
Go for it. Yeah.
Would you say that there's any enemies or orphans in this place
right now that we could find? No, this is our offices.
We're in the Acropolis. This Have you been hitting on
the head recently? I'm new here.
Hi. Oh, oh, oh.
OK. Well, welcome.
This is the Acropolis the the subdivision of the fifth level
of hell with the inner offices of the Lord of Deception.
This is. Loki's.
Like Bureau. Oki.
No. That buffoon?
No. Cool.
We don't like him either. I'm gonna pull out the tiny chef
box and put it on his desk and be like for what's for, not
what's in this box. For something will come out of
this box. That's your favorite if you help
us. Or my favorite what Meal?
Food. Oh, I mean.
Like I said. I told you the flanks of my
enemies and the they're the they're orphans tears.
Yep, you'll get that out of this box.
If you help us. OK, so you want me to just tell
you where the the my boss is, right?
Or how to get out of here one of the two?
Presumably you got yourselves in here, so I figure you can get
yourselves out. But.
We didn't exactly get ourselves in here, but well, if if, yeah,
so that doesn't exactly. If that's your logic, then
shouldn't you be able to get yourself out of here as well?
Not quite. I have an indemnitable contract,
unfortunately. Anyhow, the boss directing you.
I could, I could easily do that there.
If you're and he looks to either side, he goes, oh shoot, you got
the globs in the way and then he like muddles around under the
desk and he goes, I guess I could remove them back up to the
spot. Just don't go to the left.
Go, go to your left, go to your right here around my desk on
this side. After I do this go all the way
around where you'd see this on that right far wall there.
Follow that north or a little bit.
Tiny little bit. Take a left.
You'll see a giant eye in a wall in a very spiky room and you
just have to answer a simple Riddle.
And then you should be able to find my boss.
Oh. Easy enough.
Can we say that now? Simple Riddle.
What do you say? Simple.
I was gonna say Riddle sounds like a bad idea.
Do you know what the Riddle is? How much?
Wood could a woodchuck Chuck if a.
Woodchuck Chuck, if you want. This will be good, all right and
so. Mommy, what was that?
Open up the instant Chuck. Oh yeah, those are the genitalia
of our Lord. Hell.
It produces gold. So yeah, that's not really what
I want either. Wouldn't be able.
To genitalia that produces Oh my God, we've.
Been. The walls are Is the walls part
of that too? Are we in a genitalia?
Are we? Is that why all the hallways are
phallic shaped? It just took you until now that
I love that somebody's finally doing.
I just started drawing a dungeon at some point.
No, I mean, I I I noticed that they were oddly shaped.
I just didn't think to, like, say anything or I genuinely
didn't notice that. What the fuck?
I didn't notice I. Sorry.
Yeah, I am. I was wondering about that, but
I guess I should. I counted it to five sessions, 5
sessions in. I guess I should ask.
Yeah, I guess I should be a little bit more vocal about my
wonderings instead of, instead of just like, instead of just
keeping it to myself. Just, like, actually.
So yeah, it's kind of awkward to ask the DM.
Hey, why are your maps shaped like Dicks?
Shit. Got something you need to go off
your chest, man? No, I just.
I started fucking around and man, making maps and I was like,
you know what would be funny is if I drew a bunch of Dicks and
took how see how long it took him to find that Dicks.
How long? Yeah.
Almost too much. I really wish I would have said
something because I noticed it like towards the end of the
first session or like the beginning of the second one when
we were in this room. Shit.
Two months. It took us to notice.
Yeah, Yep. You're.
Ready. Oh shit.
Yeah, well, that's that. Wait, that didn't answer the
question. Are we inside the genitalia
right now? Like in general?
Oh no. Well, no.
Oh God, it's a crab. The genitals have crabs.
STD everywhere. Everything itches.
Wait, why am I? Itchy.
All of a sudden I start scratching my neck.
Jesus crap. And then I'm like wait wait wait
wait. And then I kind of semi
discreetly snort a little MSG because, you know, maybe that's
why I'm itching. That'll take care of it.
Yeah, start eliminating factors. Take a swig.
Take a swig out of my flask as well, just in case.
A constitution and. Double constitution.
Yeah. Multiple multiple drugs.
First one before. I guess the first one's for the
MSG because that's what I went for first.
You're currently RE up to your stage 1 addiction, which is that
-1 intelligent and -1 wisdom. So normal.
You still got that? You still got that like plus
plus 10 + 10 movement? Yeah, yeah.
But I'm not. I'm not withdrawing anymore.
Nope, exactly. No longer itchy.
Yeah. And then the 12 I guess would be
out of the alcohol. And it it doesn't, it don't it
what What are you drinking from, by the way?
That's what I I know Warren has. This I don't know.
There was a bunch of alcohol stuff in Griselda this tub.
Oh. God, I knew it.
I knew it. I knew it.
I just kind of assumed I had something on me.
Maybe I don't like a water skin or a wine flask or something.
Yeah, I mean, I definitely have a wine water skin, But alcohol,
Yeah. But I don't think I ever like
specified that I put. I didn't think so either.
That's why I was asking I. Think I just assumed I had
something, so maybe I? Don't.
Another bump of MSG are jonesing.
Yeah, hold on. Let's see.
Do I actually have a water floss?
I do have a water skin, yeah. So thinking I had alcohol in the
water skin and then being very disappointed, I take another
bump of MSG. And.
I'm just like fiddling with all my things and just getting
frustrated and now things working like it's supposed to.
I was like, how is she, do you think?
Oh God damn it. Do another snort.
That would take you up to the the stage 2.
So it's. Negative.
I actually. I actually.
Feel a little high now? Yeah, as soon as the soon as
that high comes down you'll have a -1 to all stats.
But you do have like a a a six hour cooldown before that comes
up. Yeah.
So, yeah, so stage two, yeah, -1 to all stats.
I think it was a productive day today.
We found out that we are within a giant penis that's infested
with crabs. Yeah, good to know.
Am I still itchy? You're lesson but I'm.
Still itching a little bit. Maybe.
Is it the crabs don't? Oh, Josh, did you use my second
roll for the the 2nd? Yeah.
The stage two. OK.
Yep. Yeah.
Because it increases by two each roll.
So you, you're, you're on it. Yeah.
We got it. So am I.
Am I pressing this button? And you're.
Going so we guy all. Right.
Yeah. Let's do this.
Lose the eye. OK I'm a I'm a press the button
and he that's what you understood what he said but it
actually looks like Speaking of which the rock is still on the
table but he he under the desk he like fiddles around and you
hear it almost like it sounds like he pulls a lever and and
the globs on either especially this one you guys can see
directly to the left of the desk starts to rescind up into the
ceiling. Into the ceiling ceiling globs.
Pick back up, turn to follow the other.
Yep. Let's not lose that.
I guess we're free to keep moving.
Yep. And that the the Gelatinous
Cubes are gone. Let's make our way, then round
to the left or right. I can't.
You can't move. Maybe you're in a wall.
How about now? Yeah, I'm good now.
OK, yeah, you were stuck in a wall I guess.
It's straight up into this red, red area, right?
Well, that's a we have. To go right.
Bob, was this the right way? Is this is this where we're
going up, down. I don't know.
Yeah, it looks like, yeah, there's lots of spikes, the
spikes. Oh.
Yeah, I said. Not to go.
I see the. Yeah.
Well, I see what I think looks like you.
Can see it a giant green eye in the wall and there are veins
that are throbbing and you realize they interlace into the
wall and the spikes you're seeing are kind of enameled
colored on the outside with veins underneath going into the
rest of the wall. Hey.
Flint. Hey, Flint, can you do your
blood trick in here? Now it's the time for the magic
trick. Should I make everything swell?
We should. Probably.
Step out of the. And as you guys gather in front
of the eye, floating in front of it, it the eye darts back and
forth. And text.
Text fills the air in between the eye and the air between you
guys. And we got like a hologram.
And it reads, yes, 100 feet in the air, but it's back on the
ground. What is it?
Oh shit, it's the Riddle. 100 feet in the air, but it's back
on the ground. Did you look up like riddles for
like 5th graders and we're just going to fail miserably and be
embarrassed about ourselves? That means we can just Google it
as well. Wait, who has a cell phone?
Can you access the Google? Technically I do from the
spring. Eurythmic Harassing.
And you, but you haven't tried it yet.
I haven't messed with it, I kind of forgot I had it.
For a second. I would either say air.
Let me add that to my inventory, 100 feet 100.
What was it again, 100? Feet in the air, but it's back
on the ground. What is it?
Well, I'm thinking maybe like it could be like a mountain or like
a hill. 100 feet. It's not very about it.
No, that's why I'm like that's why I'm like not 100% sure about
it. A tree.
A tree on the. Ground.
Is it a? Is it 100?
Is it 50? People would be laying on their
back with their feet in the air. It could.
Be a pile of corpse. In like in like.
Like wind or air. In like subscript, I guess under
it. In the subscript under it, it
says come to a consensus like in parentheses almost come to a
consensus with a final answer before answering.
Oh, should we huddle up? I think it's, I think it's, I
think it's 50 people laying on their back with their feet in
the air because it's 2 feet per person.
Wouldn't it be a millipede or a centipede, then a millipede or a
centipede? Yeah.
Like a millipede. I heard, I heard millipede.
Your brain is just on. The.
Back while. I wish I had breed.
Oh, so did we all, like, read this?
And then we just started discussing and Franklin's like,
I don't know. What they're talking about.
Pretty much. Cannon never got taught.
Yeah, I was going to say I would bend down to Franklin and help
him, like, try to sound out and birds in the air.
Wah wah wah wah. Oh yeah, we shouldn't make a
whole performance of that just to distract the eyeball while
everybody else comes up with an answer.
Franklin. I'm totally down to help
Franklin figure out how to sound out all these words while you
guys discuss what the answer is. A.
Party chippers between jumpers. And.
Don't worry, it gets really simple after a while.
I can count 6 and I hold up my hand with six fingers total.
I don't know how many fingers I have this.
Many. How many fingers like you have
Four. Yeah, like 4-3 chans, 3 fingers
and like a thumb. A thumb Well how I go?
How? Because.
You're. A turtle as a as a turtle, I
have a fob. It's what?
A cool mutation as a horrible turtle.
How useful? Very useful. 100 feet in the
air. Back on the ground.
And. We are in someone's genitalia.
Or does that help us come up with an answer?
Yeah. How does that impact the answer?
It doesn't. I just, you know, she wants the
confirmation. The brain, the brain does
things, you know, just in case zooming.
So I'm bouncing, bouncing around.
What if we just start part of the office like places like
paid? Let's find the balls.
Can we poison? Just poke them a couple times,
give us the answers. I say we go with tree.
Anyway. Do trees have backs?
Free. Yeah, 'cause that was the thing.
That says its back is on the ground.
Trees. Could be, but is it it?
But is it saying it is? Is it saying its back is on the
ground or it is back on the ground?
Yeah, because it's saying it has a back or is it.
Yeah. Is there an apostrophe in this?
Yeah, 100 feet in the. Air.
Or comma but it's back no on the ground.
No apostrophe. Yeah.
So it's not saying, yeah, so it's not saying own back is on
the ground, which means it has to have a back.
So yeah, is that what that means or is it or it's saying?
Centipede. OK.
One of those two what you said? Oh yeah, I see what you're
saying. Well, so oh so instead of I get
it going to peed because instead like a linear measurement.
That's why I was saying the people, but you know, I think, I
guess the centipede too. Like the people.
A roller factory flipped upside down.
Oh, actually, a dead centipede. That's actually a really good
one. Yeah.
But a centipede only has 30, does it?
Is it a millipede that has 100? Santa does.
A centipede really only have 30. A centipede can have, well, it
can have, it can have anywhere from 15 to 177.
So it's a millipede. Quite a.
Millipede range. Yeah.
Oh, a millipede. But like the millipede between
40 and 40 to 40 to 400. That's a 3D size, but a
centipede? Centipede, like the the name
senta means 100. That's why I was curious about I
was like, yeah, so it's. I mean in in real life it's
misleading. But if it's 100 feet, Santa?
So the answer would be be 100 centipede on it's like a ton or.
I think a dead one. A dead 100 footed lead.
I'm still being well. I started after I got bored with
letting this. I mean, even if it's not so
even. So, like like after we tell it
that the answer, even if it's not the answer, yeah, we're
technically right. We're technically right.
We are technically right. We are.
Did the craft man say anything about what would happen if we
got the. We didn't ask?
OK, well then everyone. Look at the wall like.
So, like, brace yourself. Cover.
Except for brace yourself. Yeah, I'm gonna hide.
I'm a I want to have a child. Yeah, I'm gonna go back down the
corner, have have our tankiest person say the answer to the eye
and see what happens. Who's the tankiest 1 here?
Yeah, I think that's. I think that's you.
Mama, I'm gonna. Take my Yeah, that's cool.
I'm gonna take my axes out. And I'm out to the.
Side like this will be the right answer.
The confidence of knowing that I'm not wrong in a technical
sense. So what would roll a selfie for
hiding. OK and roll a selfie.
I'm asking are we like hiding? Hiding.
Sure. I I was going to I was going to
hide. Hide.
I was just going to take cover 22 She gone like.
Taking cover behind Mama's back, it looks like Franklin and
Phelan. Yeah, sure.
I assume she's bigger than both of us, so.
Oh yeah. Well, I'm hiding.
Yeah, definitely bigger. I feel like Franklin you should
go right here. I I I just imagine Franklin like
where loop just like right here. Everything disappears in between
these two. Yeah, right there.
So you're like kind of in between the two spikes, right?
Over here? Sure.
And out into my in my shelf, all right.
So you got your two axes out and you'd said a dead metal or a
centipede. Centipede.
What if it's not dead? And in the air, you see the eye
dart back and forth, and that your answer populates next to
the question and it glows. It's it's already got some bit
of a glow of a red, and then starts to glow brighter and
brighter to a yellowish white hue until it flashes in the air,
pretty much blinding everyone for a second, and then the eye
disappears as your guy's vision comes back there.
There's just a archway in front of you.
Like it's open. And.
Lame. Specifically, inside of the
chamber, seeing first as your vision's clearing you, you see
this pyramidal shape terraced with a tree.
And that's growing up in this chamber 50 feet in the air, with
these globsules and these vines wrapping around the tree with
the globules attached that are these that same color that you'd
seen glowing along it. And there are no leaves on this
tree, but the the globules are producing light, and you'd see a
figure standing at the top staring at a mirror.
It almost looks like that's in inset into the tree.
And yeah, there's a set of stairs behind them, leading all
the way down another 50 feet down to the level where you're
standing, so you can see up into the room because the archway is
a good, big archway. I don't know if I can do
anything here from a visibility standpoint, but I can change it
here slightly if you guys decide to walk in.
Yeah. We walk in, I mean, yeah.
I'm going to walk in. I pause.
Yeah. Does it pick up and put it in my
pocket, stone or whatever in the ground?
Oh jeez. Don't forget to to put that in
your inventory all enough and the figure at the top of the
pyramid middle shape would turn to you as you're kind of all
blowing in and he shouts down. Oy, do you have an appointment?
We do now, Oh. Shit.
Guess my secretary has let you pass.
Guess that's good enough. What the bloody hell you want?
What the blood of hell do you? Want.
I yeah. I don't think we should answer
that with a with a question. I think we should tell them what
we want. I am Franklin.
I really, really want. I want to I'm.
Just going to look around to the to the group and say real quiet.
Yeah. What was their What was our
reason for coming in here? Aren't we trying to get out of
hell? Yeah.
Well, actually, we're trying to
get out of hell. But in order to do that, we need
a free Manny. We need a free Manny.
So we need. To break the 12 seals.
Oh have we broken the seal? We broke one on the third level
of hell, and each level, each level has a pocket that has a
seal that needs to be broken. OK, so we should ask him where
that is then, right? Yes.
Where's the seal? Yeah.
I would guess they're in the ocean catching fish.
No, very funny. Where's where's your?
Where's your seal? My seal?
You mean the one holding me in hell?
Is that the what? We're looking.
Is there a seal holding you in hell?
Have you ever heard of Manny? Yeah.
To for Manny. Yeah.
Oh, Manny Pullis. Yes.
Do you know him? Of course, he's the God of
manipulation. Oh, where's his seal?
I'm his seal. Oh, we.
Believe there is a seal. So we have to open this.
In. This area, we have to break him
into Manny and we would like to know where it is.
Yeah, he just said it was himself.
So we have to break him. Yeah, I think so.
Wait, he said it was himself? I thought he said it wasn't
himself. He had seal.
That's I. Think he was the seal So.
If we break his seal with that, then in turn technically break
him as the seal for man, I think we have to kill him the way,
yeah, I think we have to kill. Him.
There's always another option. No.
Murder is always the option. Murder is Tell us what we want
to know or tie. You don't tell us what?
We know we're still going to kill you.
Yeah. What do the walls of this room
look like? Comparative to the penis.
Comparative to the other walls that you've seen so far, this
one is of well cut stone of very smooth and straight lines for
the most part, except for on either ends of the chamber.
There seems to be some reliefs in the wall to make it more
amenable to get around the flowing vines and twisting
branches of the tree that's filling most of the chamber.
Are we at the pubes? Is that what that is?
Does this look pubic in nature? We're deep the Bush.
Help. That question, those vines and
trees look cubic. Maybe I need to look up a
definition pubic. You don't want a very good
description. Much detail is needed.
You did this to yourself. I did of.
Or relating to or situated in a in or near the region of the
pubes or the pubis the. Pubis.
That would be the. Area around the genitalia, not
the actual genitalia. The muff, if you will.
The the pubis is the ventral and anterior of the three principal
bones composing either half of the pelvis.
So it's the area that slaps when you.
Yes. 10 can confirm. We're indirectly teaching
Franklin everything. Franklin.
Everything just. Listening down, he's looking at,
he's the thing that's gone like anatomy, like.
He's going to hear. He's going to hear the.
Area that slaps and he's going to try to slap it.
Like literally. Like, I know what to do here.
A slap. My other suggestion was going to
be the foreskin because of the whole like clean cut thing, but
I like if it has a scarf or not. Yeah.
Is there like a massive scar or something?
Is he cut or uncut? That is the real question.
Are you wearing a turtleneck or no?
Is there a reason it's yellow? Oh, why is there pustules?
Crabs. He does have crabs, so we can't
really question that much about the whole, like, you know,
sexual health. It's just an injection.
He's just standing there with his hands on his hips and he
goes, You done yet? Never.
I'm asking the real questions here, really just bantering this
out loud. Sorry.
So anyway, back to Manny's seal. You're you're the seal that's
holding Manny. Art, Art, motherfucker.
So you're saying we have to break you to Freeman?
Hey, bad part you lost me on Break Me.
We have to break the seals to free Manny.
If you're the seal, we have to break you.
That's just kind of how it works.
Yeah. You could give it your damned
well best, but I don't know how you'd go about that.
Flint's going to crack his knuckles and from him like you
either tell us how to break the seal or we're going to break.
I love it. That's hard.
Do it again. But.
A shitty. A shitty.
On their face and he goes. It sounds like a good old time.
I cast level 4. I'm only level 4.
Can we not fight a demon? Please.
Of course we have to do this. Oh no.
I cast the blood curse. Franklin Hi.
Franklin It's not the time to be nice.
It's time to be a. Pretty end of the morning.
Oh, OK. He slaps him himself on his
face. That wasn't what I was expecting
to find out that you know when it works.
Oh shit. One moment.
Loading and and I'm going to do this.
That's what I got to do this this.
My But I wants Kong oh. Yeah.
As he says, oh, that'll be fun. It's your funeral, blood.
I bet you want chocolate now. And.
We will. Start initiative after that.
What? What?
Oh no, the consequences of my actions.
No, no. Flay, why did you try to engorge
this person? Wait, did you cast it on him or
the walls? I cast it on him.
OK. So he takes two damage, two
points of damage from that, and he also takes a disadvantage on
Strength and Dexterity checks. Oh, I don't know fireball yet,
Dan. I'm too low of a level for this.
Oh, sorry, no, no. He doesn't take damage.
He takes damage if he attacks. OK, I got you.
Yeah, he takes a. One day we should rule
initiative, right? I tried to send that in cat
that. That wasn't bad.
Have the rest of the turn order from the last one.
I think we have to cancel. No, no, I accidentally unrolled
something there. So that was my bad.
Yeah, I'm. I'm making sure I got everybody
in here. For their.
Their actual rules. Also, it looks like Ash for some
reason you didn't take your long rest, which would you would you
would have been doing in the. Oh, Yep, sorry.
Let me just reset that real quick,
OK? We're fighting my spell.
My DC is gonna go way up. We get another magic surge.
That'll be fun. OK, I don't know why that didn't
take the first time. OK, it looks like Flint is up
first with. Atonte.
Yeah, trying to get it back around here.
There we go. There we go with Franklin on
deck, and then the the unknown demon follow.
We didn't even learn his name before we threatened to kill
him. Damn.
Yeah, I guess we didn't. We just like, oh, he's the seal.
We have to break the seal. So he must break.
I thought the rule was to never break the seal.
Yeah. So we have.
To break. The Manny Manny must be free.
Does he? Yeah.
Why are we doing this? So now, as he's bloated and
swollen, I'm going to yell at him again.
Engorged, if you will engorged. Uncomfortable from a
Thanksgiving dinner? That's a good description.
Does he ever got in his pocket or oh?
Is he happy to see you? Oh God, not to the child.
You. Just say no innocence in this
game. I want to preserve at least one
child's innocence and you guys are making it hard.
You just. Already gone here throughout the
rest of the chambers. He's.
Long gone. He doesn't know about sex.
Ting, Ting, Ting, Ting, Ting. Ting.
Ting.
Of coins. Oh.
No, he's turned on by this. Wait, are these is?
Genitals. Starts rumping the samples, Oh.
Be bigger, Daddy. So as he's bloated, I'm a look
at him and be like, so are you going to tell us now if you are
the seal we must break? Oh.
My. God.
He goes, oh, why didn't she fuck her hand and find out all?
Right, you little bitch. He turned into shrink guys.
Cast Eldrick Blast out. And you hurt yourself.
Is that a nine to hit? That's A to hit.
Yeah, it just pings off of them, he laughs.
Going to have to do better than that.
That all. Right then, as my bonus action,
because since I cast the can trip, I can immediately attack
with a bonus action I'm going to fire with my pistol.
Oh my God. Oh no.
Oh, and it all went wrong. These dice are not nice to you
telling you. It's the 2nd.
Attack. Stop right before him.
Oh, there we go. Hall to the ground and the
second shot directly behind the first seems to hit the area
right where the first bullet had stopped and goes through to make
center mass. So that's a hit.
Yep. All right, that damage yells.
Don't worry about anybody else. Text save takes that 8.
Oh, nice. 16 damage. What's Claw party?
He goes, He like, sucks in a breath of air and goes.
Oh God, I hate it. I hate it.
I don't want to touch him. Like.
Wait, wait, was that a? Was that a or an I?
Think it's more of the second one.
Oh man, we're fighting. Gray Fox hurt me snake a lot.
Be good. Hurry, plug in the.
Second controller. He wants to be hurt.
Oh, I'm glad somebody got it. That'll be the end of my turn.
All right, Franklin, what you got to follow besides him will
be Vamira after the demon's turn.
Am I in this? Line Where's Mommy?
Mommy is 7 Ash. You what?
Did you roll looking back? At 16.
Let. Me fix fix that I got an 8 on
you mommy, mommy checked out so I auto rolled them in as A7.
Oh, OK. Ash would actually before
vomira. I apologize.
And I'll look around and at the oven.
After the creature? Yes, OK.
Ash, you're a melee fighter, right?
No, I'm not. I fight mostly with words.
Oh, no. OK.
I mean, I have a sword and daggers in case it gets up and
close and personal, but normally if it's up close and personal.
Nobody. 'S clothed.
Sorry. So we plan.
Are we thinking Mommy's backing back or are we just playing?
I was going to cast Rewarding Bomb.
I can I can put something. There I need.
To put something on this particular creature, to remember
too that they've got bloated agony, and I can put something
on mommy if you're intending that because it might take a
bit. Yeah.
Question is, is she going to be in the you're going to poof away
in the thing for the night? No, she's not pooping.
No. She's not.
Nope. All right, so then I guess I
will all may be like we finally do.
Team, if you were here, touch her or I'll say a small thing
and draw a face paint of a cat on her face, and that's how it
will cast warding, says resistance to all damaged hour.
Oh, OK Oh. And it's deaf you're raging too,
Finger God. Double resistance.
Nice. Recorder then I'm just walk over
here so we're that old Gray that was by ACT and then I guess I'll
boat attack submitted by swarm and we'll place them on the AS
they're good. I go no crawl too.
Bobby, sit on her. OK, let's get everyone else.
And the Demons starts off with well, it's nice to meet you all
too. My name's Razil Nambabi and.
I'm never going to pronounce that I'm so tight.
And then he I'm just looking at it here, guessing turnabite is
turnabout is fair play, and transfigures himself into this
from the human, more humanoid shape that he was in originally
into this huge demonic shape that's got all sorts of fractal
portions to his body. See if I can find something here
similar, but also then it has some tiny wings that he's able
to flutter down into the fray with and just starts biting and
punching. Biting and punching.
Yep, the special. Gleefully, first one is directed
towards Malmay, then Vomayra and Ash respectively.
For those 3 that I rolled, there first is a bite onto Mame which
a 30. Three definitely would hit.
I was gonna say, am I within range?
Yeah, I'm trying to. I was trying to get their
character correct, but I might just when they actually
transformed, they're like twice their normal size.
OK. Jesus.
Yonk Yonk. Yeah.
How's that? I guess more like that.
Yep. That would be more accurate
because they're like 15 feet tall.
Ish Well. Yeah, with.
A chomping down on Bombay almost half of their body, it almost
looks. Maybe not half.
That may not be an exaggeration, at least the shoulders and head
trying to guide it off, but not quite it looks like.
Check the half. I can do that.
I have not gotten to to their perspective character sheet, so
K10 and yeah those. Otherwise he just, yeah, he
flutters down, he bites Wame and then like punches Ash and for
Myra, just like. So what did he hit me for?
Did you see the roll there? The the 1st.
No, I just see Flint's rolls. Oh.
Yeah, I was going to say I see, yeah.
We only see. Yeah.
Wonder why? Oh yeah, wait.
I see them in the D and DBN, but there's no numbers to them.
It came over to my roll 20. Came over to my roll Tony, which
is even weirder. Maybe I have to double check my
rules. I wonder if it's a setting
where, like you know to hide what you what you're yeah.
SDM. SDS into your DM, in case you
were willing to like. Usually I don't have something
have that. Yeah, I was saying, in the past
I've seen like your rules pop up, I think.
I think that's what it is. Yeah, I think you're right
'cause I I just turned something off there.
But anyhow that that. That'd be why I was confused
though. The first one was a 33 to hit
ma. Ma definitely hit with 20 damage
after that to 10/24 to hit from Vermiara with a 21 damage. 24 to
hit Yeah, yeah hits. And an 18 for ash with 14
damage. 14 damage, 14 damage. You said 18 to hit.
Yep, 18 to hit for ash and 14 damage and 21 damage for your
cell phone matter. Yes, I have taken 14 damage. 21.
I took 21. Yes.
Fuck you. Sorry.
Ash is up next and then from matter.
I'm back. Shit you.
Guys also get telepathically in your heads the spelling of his
name because you all seem to be confused.
I'm just going to put it. Don't sound too far off.
I'd like to buy a vowel, please. We're all we're freshly out.
Shit. Will AY do?
Yes, it's kind of kind. Of what he what he said.
Is this AT fling or a demon? It's a demon, and they're
definitely speaking, so far as you can tell, Infernal.
So I can't understand anything he's saying.
I don't think I understand Infernal either.
I just meant. I just meant in the sense of
like the name is sake is is is infernal.
But Ash, it is your turn with the matter on deck and Phelan to
follow. OK, where is Franklin in this
match? He's up here.
Yeah, I was trying to ping. There we go.
OK. Hi.
After I take that pitch, but I'm like after I take that hit, I'm
going to just maybe I'm going to move over to Franklin and just
hand off Enyo and Esel before turning back to the creature.
Thank you. Here you go.
Hold on to this. Don't drop it.
OK, I'm working on them. Just a box and the and the rock,
yeah. Bob's still in the pocket rock,
too. Hale Did that one come through?
Yes. Cool.
Keeps me Could you roll me 24 at DC?
Oh God. Of ash, of strength.
Of strength. Yes, please.
I'm not throwing the baby. Right, Strength saving throw.
I know that was not your intent, but you were inside the
opportunity to attack before you moved.
Oh, OK. Yep, you're.
And as you try to move away after he punched you, a tail
that you quite hadn't quite noticed slithers out behind his
leg and wraps around you, crushing you in place and
holding you for 12 damage. And you are currently grappled.
OK, well then I guess I am gonna toss the baby then.
Oh, jeez. Gonna just, like turn as much as
I can. Maybe towards Franklin.
You said it was 12 damage. Yep.
Like here catch this. Yeah, so I don't know if I got
any distance at all, but. Be a deck.
Check. I'm just going to call out to
Franklin and be like, hey, here, catch this, keep it safe and
just just Chuck a baby. I'm just going to Chuck a baby.
That's fine. Everything's fine.
What do I roll for chucking a baby?
Next. Chuck Yeah, I kicked the baby.
I'm sorry, say that again. Dexterity.
Yes please and you and easel both wake up next say their.
First word wee. Say.
That. For me.
Bailen, can you roll me a Dexterity saving throw?
Me. Yeah.
Why me? You're there.
That's what happens when you're there.
Mommy. That's a natural 20.
Beautiful. I'm fucking fumble that baby
toss. As Ash is trying to to get out
of the way realizes their grapple just reflexively think
like bad thought but first thought to Chuck the baby.
It falls extremely short and you're able to palm the the baby
and bring it in close into your chest.
I'm not a mother. Why do I keep ending up with the
children? I just yelled.
And I'm like, don't worry, it's temporary.
Is throwing a baby considered an action?
We'll we'll say not in this case only only considering the the
motherly instinct. You could roll a mothering to
see how well that went. Otherwise I would just accept
it. I rolled a natural 20 SO 26 on
mothering. Perfect.
That's Yep take no action. It was literally just like you
got punched, You held the baby above your head, you tried to
move, you got grappled, so you chucked.
The baby chucked. So after Chuck the baby.
Oh no. And I see that it is safely
caught. I'm gonna turn myself as much as
I can back towards our. Prez.
Say that again. I just shortened it to Frazz.
Turn back to Frazz and I'm gonna cast Charm person.
I don't know if he counts as a person.
You might be like monster, a humanoid you attempt to charm a
humanoid you can see within range.
In range is 30 feet. It must make a Wisdom saving
throw, and it makes the saving throw with advantage if your
companions are fighting it. If it fails the saving throw, it
is charmed by you until the spell ends or until you and your
companions do anything to harm it.
What do you say and do to charm it?
I just turned towards it and I'm just like, listen here, friend,
we're just here to find out some information.
We're not really trying to hurt you.
I know. And I kind of give like a dirty
glare to Flint. I know this guy likes to jump
the gun, but don't worry, he shot all of us and we're still
friends with him for now. She's not wrong.
So why don't you have a nice conversation with us?
And he he he goes, I like that guy.
Hurt me more. Oh yeah.
You want more? Boy, that was more.
More than that came from. Well, as he says that, I kind
of, I kind of was like, Oh well, if you want to be hurt more and
you want to have a time like that, I was like you and I could
go somewhere more private and I could help you out with that
more hands. Make less, more hands, make less
work, he just says, and you feel the spell wash over him and then
dissipate as if it had hit a hit a brick wall.
Oh yeah. Guys, keep trying to charm
things in the anger deception. Just dungeon.
It'll work eventually. They're all immune to it.
Start fighting. Wait, maybe my friends?
Well, Ash avoids fights at all cost if she can, so she could
like, find a way to nullify this conflict.
She will, but. No respect, I I would be doing
the same thing in your shoes. But yeah, you can definitely
tell that that spell has no effect.
OK, I'm going to turn towards Vamira and I'm just going to
call out to her. And I was like you, spastic
creature of infinite darkness. Take this motherfucker out and I
get bartic inspiration. Oh, rat shit.
Fat shit. Dirty old twat.
It's a champ. And that's the end of.
Your. Yeah, that'll that'll end it for
my turn. Yep.
All right, Vomayra, you be up with Phelan on deck.
My God, panic and. Then Law made a follow.
Got. The Vomayra.
I know you're muted. Sorry, no worries.
All right, I am hexing. That motherfucker is what I said
last. I did not hear that one.
Yeah, I had. I said some other things, but
that's the most important one. Let's see how sneak attack work.
Once we're taking advantage damage or five feet of them.
Yeah, I was wondering if I still had sneak attacks and I was
standing right in front of him or?
No, I mean. There's people.
Next to you what? Yeah, that's what I was thinking
and I'm right next to him as well, despite not wanting to be
right next to him. No.
OK, so I hexed him and then I have two weapon fighting.
So I'm gonna dagger first and you have Bardic inspiration.
That was my attack role. I forget how Bardic inspiration
work. It's AD 4 to attacks, 1D6AD62
attacks. Yeah, and it.
It's for ability checks, attack rolls, or saving throws.
OK, so 23 to hit first with the first one.
You you definitely make contact. OK.
And then so damage. So sneak attack would be 20, but
then I also do hex damage, which is where is it?
Did you say 24 or 4? I'm.
I'm looking back. Here at the 20.
Oh, OK, I I understand now. Yeah, 20 damage and then five
necrotic for Hex. So 25 total.
And Hex is ongoing still, Yes, Just making sure I got his
things on there because he's still got bloated agony, which I
already took the two damage from attacking.
Yeah, so hex I can use once per long rest.
It's a concentration for up to an hour now.
The second hit since I hit him the first time, would it get
sneak attack the second time as well or no?
In general, I would. I would guess no.
OK, I just wasn't sure how you wanted to play it out.
I'm going to roll AD 6 to add to that to try to hit him. 13 to
hit. You go to stab for him, but it
doesn't penetrate his. Oh cool.
Ouchies. I tripped and fumble and missed.
Not quite. It still hit him, as in make
contact, but it just didn't. Oh, I like it.
Just kind of like. Some of his armor or something.
Yeah, I just Exterior armor. You didn't find a chink in the
armor. Correct.
I didn't find a weak, weak, weak point.
All right, so Hex was my bonus action.
My action was too weapon fighting.
That is my turn. All right.
And we've got a Phelan with a mommy on deck and.
Magic Missile. Hell yeah.
Guaranteed hit, I mean. Or I can.
Yeah, knock him out. So that's 9 total damage I
believe, since there's three glowing darts and each one deals
3 damage. OK, what are your verbal and
semantic for it? Well, her.
Her rings glow and she's very much panicking.
So really all she does is she puts her hands in front of her
face and she goes. While holding a baby.
I guess you have one hand in in front of her face then?
Use the baby in the vessel for your damage.
No, my rings my my rings on my fingers are already my best.
I guess it's she has the rings predominantly on her right hand.
So she has the left hand holding the baby and she just puts the
right hand up and just screams because she's scared because she
doesn't want to be next to this thing.
I am a very squishy character. And then your missiles sail off.
Yeah, they're like, they're like arrows of like, OK, they're like
these dark black arrows with like red along the outside, you
know, like an outline. But it's like flamey type.
Thing I. Don't know.
Oh pretty. Still magic.
Yeah, magic. Magic.
It looks magical. For the sake of I could roll a
natural one on this, but my DC is for wild magic is now a 1.
So let's see if I roll the natural one.
For this search I did not. Rolling, rolling, rolling.
No wild magic yet. Almost the opposite.
That was great. Yeah, it was almost the
opposite. But also the 19 is right next to
the one. So, yes, more chaos in this
campaign. No.
We don't need it need. A wizard that was 100% wild
magic. It was so much fun.
Yeah, I was in a campaign where I think, I think, I think, I
think I had wild magic, or someone next to me had wild
magic. I think it might have been me,
but I was playing a gnome and it turned me blue and my my icon
had like a pointy Red Hat. So I was I I was essentially
turned into a Smurf for the rest of the Papa Smurf.
Yeah, I was a Smurf for the rest of the campaign.
It was interesting. That's hilarious.
Yeah, the fog cloud was definitely my wild magic.
But yeah, I'm a wild magic sorcerer.
And it is a fun thing. Yeah, that.
That was my first. That was my introductory
campaign into D&D. It was very, it was very fun.
Oh God, that sounds amazing. Yeah, it was.
Yeah. That's, yeah, that's my turn.
So. Mommy just rages out with a a
guttural scream of justice and swings her.
Their great acts of justice bejeweled great acts of justice,
and it grumbles the axe almost as if it's trying.
It's you guys. Almost.
It's like a almost at the stage of hearing a that's that feeling
as if it's hungry. Nom nom.
That. That grumbling and.
The axe is grumbling, correct? Nom nom nom.
And can they make contact? And you see some of it being
almost as if the essence of it's being drunken in by the the axe
trying to think, trying to see actually to mommy.
Here we go. I think they have yeah 2 weapon
fighting. There it is.
So again, 21, definitely 9 Simpsons up.
There. On that rule +7.
Oh, I was. Swinging the wrong damage,
that's why. There we go.
I leave the page too early and the roll doesn't go through.
The first swing comes screaming down through their their side
and you just see it open up just a little bit and they just groan
in pleasure and they then mommy brings down the axe again on
their leg, chopping it nearly in twain with the with the 46 I
was. Going.
To say. Is that enough for them?
They're just like, oh. Wait, wait, wait, are are hold
on. Am I muted?
No. We hear you.
I was like, I can't remember are we trying to pleasure him and
that if he climaxes, combat is over, quote UN quote.
That's a good theory. We can test it out.
Someone should use fireball and blow off his pan.
I wish I had fireball. I'm not a high enough level yet.
I will take it though when I get it.
Just. A thought I had 'cause I have
learned I always just roll the Surge.
I've learned that sharing my thoughts is a good thing.
Could also just end up always rolling the wild magic surge of
casting a fireball directed on myself.
So yeah, I might not survive that.
No, I wouldn't survive it. Don't worry.
So what is Flint doing after Mame raged out there with
Franklin Umdeck? Oh, I will, I'm going to ask.
Ask them Are you enjoying this beating?
So. Greatly.
Oh Lord, do you want? Do you want more?
Bring it. Oh God, He pirates being
activated, He's into BDSM. Are you willing to call me
master? Oh, oh.
That. Oh, oh.
That finally he doesn't respond for a second and then turns go
ahead and actually roll me a persuasion.
Call him Daddy. Tell him to call you Daddy.
Fuck. Oh, the dice be ever in your
favor. Oh.
My God A + 7 Jesus Christ that's almost in that fail.
And he goes. Maybe.
I'm going to pull one of my fork out and I'm going to say
pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, making it big.
Wait, is that? That's not this campaign, is it?
Wait. That's the thing.
Perfect. Yeah, he got forks.
Oh. And I will smack the end of the
fork in my in my hand. Oh, and a good figure.
I don't like it to paddle. Well, and currently the fork is
the size of a shovel. Yeah.
Right with a big paddle, shovel sized.
And I'll look to him again. So are you going to call me
master? Did you, did you though, like
smack the prongs or the? The handle The handle of it
because I don't. Oh.
I see what you're saying now, OK?
Yeah, I don't want to activate it.
Yet. But well, no, I could you, I
could hit it on the palm of my like the what do you call this
part of your hand? Like the the hilt of your hand,
So it doesn't hit my ring, so it won't resonate on any metal.
OK, then just the palm of your hand, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, we'll do that.
It'll make a louder slap. OK.
Like the base of the fork? Not the not the forks of it, but
the base. You know what I mean, right?
I know what you mean now for sure.
To make a louder clap. And.
And he gets a raised eyebrow at it, but doesn't respond.
You will call me master or this is coming at you?
I get on Daddy and then he's like pull.
Your pants down and bend over. Here it comes.
Oh. My.
God obviously does not do that. It is not his turn.
What do you do? Oh, poor Franklin.
Is he having flashbacks? Franklin is on deck with with
the creature currently to follow begins.
You can prepare an action if you wanted to there, Flint, but I
didn't know. Yeah, 'cause I'm.
I'm gonna wind it up. I'm gonna hold it.
I'm gonna bring my both my hands down to the base of the fork.
I'm gonna hold it like a baseball bat.
Almost. And wait for him, then the demon
to bend over. Yeah, and you, you can hear like
my knuckle ripping around the the, the hilt of the fork.
OK. And like, listen to Blave once
you call me master. That's your that's your action.
You weren't doing anything with the bonus action or movement or
anything. Yeah, I'm just trying to.
Hold holding it on to it, OK? Yeah.
Intimidate him. Persuade him.
Sexualize him into just giving me Yes.
Franklin, I believe it is your turn with Frazz is up next.
Hearing less pants or halfway down, but he pull quick.
No, he gets Nate look in his eye.
Who is here and this? Who's.
What? Sorry.
Oh, that's that's. These two and these two.
And like Flint failing in Flint. Failing, if I remember was she
was very squishy. I'm very squishy.
So Franklin's going to take a step forward.
Include like like half close his eyes and he'll reach up your
hand and say it's typed to be and I will cast him at second
level both through myself and through through my swan targeted
to person. I think that's that.
Don't go Myra and. Then Ash was the 2nd.
One over. Here we can only touch someone
next and the failing and both get the effect some which I will
play one second my character should vanished yes, it's me oh
at the end. Yes, it's me, Daddy.
Let me in. So, oh, here in Maston BTT, No.
Yep. So everybody can bring HP in at
the turn that's split. Very.
Very useful, temporary. And I will point shit, I need to
switch that to mommy. No, no, I'll just do one more
'cause you can sneak attack point at one more and be like
like the deck, and as reaction you can attack you to my order
cleric ability. It looks like that's touch, so
I'm assuming you kind of dodge back around the corner, sneak
between the demon's legs. Tap the Vomira and then run back
Swarms can Oh, you're using the swarm.
You're using the swarm. I apologize.
So I'm touching. Failing, the swarm is touching
vomira. Gotcha.
And then I will back up again. Oh wait, maybe.
I do failing. I want to take him, yes.
I don't want to be a I'm not ready to be a mother.
I don't think these people understand.
That I'll I'll step here and with my bonus I will instruct
warm to make an on the so I don't have this thing, but it's
a pit, so I guess I'll over just 2019 + 4 hit.
Oh yeah. So it'll be 1 + 3 and it needs
to make 10 con and save. 4. So 5 minutes, 4 yes.
DC. So no.
DC con save for IS it got a 15. Oh, so then it will will succeed
because it would have taken I've been what?
So I take five points of damage, but it is not poisoned damage.
Yeah, just. Man, that's the thing.
Yeah, I will. Don't say that to a.
Child. He covers his ears.
Dot I got dot I got dot I. Comes to Fraz's turn, and he's
you see the wounds that the any of like the poison, the
bludgeoning, the piercing, the slashing closing up on him.
Almost what? Almost immediately on on his
turn and throughout everyone else's turns there, yeah.
Did my force damage remain? Did my.
It did. Oh, and otherwise he is starting
to lower his pants for you there.
Oh God, oh, did Vermoria take her attack?
It's not my turn yet. On my hand, it's a spell on an
allied attack. Oh, OK, I see what you're
saying. Oh, that's what you're trying to
do? So one of my abilities.
Is with this. I tell I.
So this happened before I see him healing up.
Yeah. OK, so then I would just do what
I did did before, go in for a dagger check and I since I used
the bargain inspiration I only get one dice correct?
Yes. OK, so 15 to hit.
That that does not hit. OK, then that's my turn.
OK, so it glances off again as you try to stab, and then it
goes to their turn. The creature's fries and he's
bending over with his pants coming down and you see the a
new moon rising. God.
Really. So I think my turnover sucks.
Just says unknown. Just says what?
Yeah, mine just says unknown. Unknown.
And yeah, yeah, the unknowns are unknowns.
Yeah. Fraz Fraz's Yeah.
The the, the the the was unknown until he announced himself.
I I can see it on my side of things though.
OK. Yeah, 'cause he want doesn't
want us to know what's coming for us.
He's coming for us. Currently maybe.
Soon, yeah. There's he's certainly.
Coming. Yeah, he's certainly.
He may be coming for Flint soon. That's my goal.
Damn, I've been missing this part of it too.
So are you using that fork there, Sir?
Because he's he had the action ready.
I don't. Know.
It's my turn. Yeah, it's not, but you had that
action ready that you were going to use the fork when he did
that. He he is currently doing that.
Yeah, as soon as he's got, As soon, as soon as he's like full
pants down, whap, I'm going to start spanking that little
booty. All righty, go ahead and roll.
18 would definitely hit I see a. So it's a 1D6.
Oh, you're 8? You're 2 handing it though, So I
see. Yeah, So it's. 21.
Oh, you're right. Oh, do I add both those
together? You said one D 6 + 8.
That's what it looks like on the.
Yeah, it's a 1D. 61 handed side but you're for some reason I
think the roll just just happened to be lower for the two
handed one in this particular case as opposed to the one
handed one. When you hover over the 12 you
can see that it's one D 6 + 8 and then it shows it rolled A4
as opposed to the D8 which were the three.
All right, We'll God's choice because I'm well, Yeah, I guess
it would be at 9:00 because I'm going that that shit.
And he just you see the Force resonate out from his butt
cheeks, but you see also to as they clap.
Clap peak. The the fork resonating just so
ever so softly, and it goes back at a half a turn or two.
So that would let Vomara attempt to take another attack and
Flint. I can reroll to attack the same
the same attacks that you guys just did I would assume, but
time has moved back a 1/2 step. 25 to hit.
Oh yeah, 22 sneak attack. OK oh, I have to find it.
Oh, here it is. So 27.
You just see him. Oh yeah.
Being stabbed but. For Meyer's about to just get
out of here. She's about to Palin is right
behind you. And are you spanking him?
There again there, Flint. As I'm getting it wound up, I'm
like, we can be here for eternity unless you tell us what
we want to know. I think he puts that Flint.
As I'm winding up. And he just goes well, I mean,
if you insist in Shimiz's tushy closer to you, oh.
Lord. He wants to be here for an
eternity. Flint.
This isn't the good idea. An eternity of edging.
Oh. Yes, we we will never finish
you. Yes, Nessa.
See, he likes it. So he doesn't sound like he's a
turd. So let me argue with this as I'm
getting ready to swing the fork, I let go of.
I let one hand go and I pull out my pistol and I shoot him square
in the asshole. Is that possible?
Yeah. All right.
Thank God it's all fun and games.
I'd. Shot in the asshole.
Say it'd be with advantage, so I know the 20 is going to hit for
sure, but if you wanted to roll again?
See if you get that Nat. No, we'll go with that dirty 20.
It's all right. It's it's pretty dirty right now
so. Yeah, put.
A little. Bit of corn on it, you?
Can roll. And then as so he takes that
that straight 8 penetrating damage.
Fuck piercing. I mean, you could still call it
piercing and just Pierce something in particular.
Well, we're calling it penetrating for this as it as
that bullet is burrowing into him.
I'll just yell yes, the stinkle. Oh, just yell.
Call me master, and I'll make it blow oh.
My God. You're going to roll the
explosion damage I. Was.
That isn't what you meant by make it blow the explosion.
That was what I was meaning, but I was it.
Was just an analogy. Yeah.
Oh oh. I don't know if he'd have time
to respond, considering that it's already made contact with
his asshole. Would have been just more along
the lines of so far. Oh, there's a hair trigger.
Oh, and it explodes inside of him with A1 on the damage roll,
so he just goes. Oh.
Oh, like a little tickle God. Call me master and it will be
more. Persuasion with disadvantage for
that performance of the of the one, I apologize. 16's still not
bad though. Oh, shoot.
Hold them. Click the Clacks gun.
I am. I am doing it.
I'm doing it. That's a 25.
It just goes. God's cheating.
God is cheating. This goes.
Is this the thing we're fighting right now?
Or what you put up with the discord.
Yeah. OK, I like the little
mustachioed man on the map. Yeah, forget forget Discord
chat. I liked the mustachioed demon
better. OK, that's fine too.
He looks like that for now. He he he will appear.
He'll to your senses. He can.
You can tell his form has tried to shift, but can kind of tell
that it's gauging your reaction and shifting accordingly.
And he goes, oh, well, you're gonna have to do better than
that. And he pulls his pants back up
before taking a ash. You're still in the tail
currently, so he's just going to punch in your direction Flint
twice. That makes me want to run away
even more. With a 20.
He's a key, right? 22 to hit and 24 and 25 damage
respectively. Oh man.
Tifflin. Flint into it.
Oh, no, no, I'm not. That's just how he sounds when
he's in Phelan. Phelan is looking at you with
the most disturbed look on her face, and I'm right next to you.
Correct so. The The demon just punched like,
around you to get at Flint, basically. 49.
You can keep doing that. I'm fine with that.
Because if he does that shit to me, I'm done for.
Oh, I'm also done for. I will be 100% dead.
I take that 49 damage and as as he hits me I will cast my
tectonic energy it. Says action.
Is that a reaction that you're using a DAZ or something?
When you take damage from a creature within 10 feet of you,
you can use your reaction to force that creature to make a
strange saving through. I didn't see the reaction yet.
Strength. Saving.
Fuck. OK.
So it had to be a 16 or higher? It did not got a 14.
On a fail, the creature takes 2D8 force damage and then push
10 feet away from. Two, go ahead and roll the
damage. As I force him away after the
hits, but like you will call me master.
Doesn't make any sense. 7 plus one 8 + 0.
When I was rolling, what did you get?
I? Was.
I think the 8 + 0 means that there's no additional damage on
top of that. Yeah, it was a straight 7 + 1.
OK, so it was 8, OK. Yeah, it was. 8 roll damage.
Gotcha. It was a 50% roll.
Yeah, it's dead even. He gets pushed back, the 10 feet
still within reach of mamae, it looks like, but he's there.
He goes. In your dreams.
Am I still grappled? Oh shit, I didn't even think
about that. Yeah.
Am I getting drugged? Drugged around?
Yep, getting drugged in his tail up to the pyramid's side.
I think it's pushed back. So does it look like he's taking
damage? Does it like look like he's
close, he's kept the force damage that I did to him?
What do you mean by? Does it look like he's close?
I think because like, you know exactly what she means, I guess.
Like, are we like, like with like the physical damage?
Like does it look like we're making headway towards like,
killing him? Or am I looking at the situation
and feeling like the the best way to get out of it is to
pleasure him? Like which one seems to be both
working better? It it appears as if some of the
damage has been done to him, largely of the magical sorts,
but it has. OK.
He's not doing, he's not worse. He's not worse for the wear and
he's. I'm just trying to think like
I'm like watching this go down. I'm, I saw Flint take a like a
major hit. Trying to figure out like am I
gonna try to keep attacking him or should I like change tactics?
I don't know. Or should I just be worse and
disgusted by all of it and run away?
So I'm trying to. I'm trying to, I'm trying to
gauge like how, like what his reactions are, how he's looking.
You could roll an Insight, but it would be Ash's turn after he
punched the crap out of Flint. Yeah, with you on deck.
Yeah, I just noticed like some DMS will let you know like when
they're starting to look rough and.
Yeah, he's he's not looking at. Not really showing any.
No, no, he's he's got some splashes, slashes and gashes,
but so far he's still enjoying himself.
OK, what do I have? Fucking nothing.
You doing anything there? Yeah, OK, well, I'm still
grappled in his tail. I'm gonna pull out my no Bunny
walls. Oh, I wonder if he likes drugs.
Drugs like BDFMS. You want a little MSG if you
leave it alone? Hey hey here try.
This. It's the next best thing.
I'm going to pull out my vicious dagger of sacrifice and just try
to cut his tail off. Oh, hold on.
I also have a magic mushroom I can give him.
Or should I hold off, cutting the tail off?
Oh no. Go for it.
OK, Yeah.
I'm not saying anything, anything out loud in game.
I'm just like, I'm like rummaging through my bag a 23 to
cut the tail off. You successfully make contact.
Do I make any hedge way through his tail?
Let me put that dagger as well as could you roll damage on it
for me? Oh yeah, maybe.
No. I was going to say.
I think I rolled it a couple of times.
That's all right. I think the first one is always
well, it says total damage there too.
Interestingly, I don't think he's forgotten about you.
You were inside of his tail. You were inside him.
Of course. He can't forget about you.
Fish staggers. That wasn't natural 20, right?
No. No, it was a 19.
OK, very close, very close. 3020, it doesn't quite get the
job done is what you were hoping.
It sinks into his tail, but you overestimated the size of it
versus your dagger, and you're starting to try to, like, pull
it through the tail. Currently 'cause it.
Oh, it's. Just gonna start sawing at it
like it was a rope, yeah. That would definitely be another
action at a different time unless you have, unless you have
some sort of like dual action, multi attack dwelling, it's not
even dwelling at that point. But yeah, but you you get what I
mean. Nope.
I don't have a two handed weapon fighting or anything like that,
or two weapon fighting. Yeah, 2.
I just rolled something. I didn't mean to do that, sorry.
No worries. I'm struggling because I think
this mouse is just like on its last legs.
Oh. I think that's gonna end it for
my turn, 'cause I'm just gonna attempt to just keep sawing
through this, like while everybody's doing.
Else I'm just over there holding on to one end of the tail and
I've got my knife against it and I'm just trying to cut through
it as fast as I can. All right, well, then it'd be
Vomira with Phelan on deck. All right, so I'm gonna be.
Like, hold on, let's see. Is it FAZ Fraz.
OK, like, hey Fraz, I have this. I have this super awesome
mushroom that makes you not feel pain so you can get more
pleasure. And I hand out hold on, I
thought I took notes on this. What was it take like?
Actually, I I should know this. So I hand out.
I hold out five ounces of mushroom in my hand.
Well, I say that like offering it up to him.
It's the piece of the of the total.
And he goes, Well, I don't know if you'd realize, but I enjoy
the feel of the pain. But this makes you feel more
pleasure. Boy.
But pain is pleasure, and if it doesn't let me feel pain, then I
have no pleasure. I will.
And then I do a quick swap and I hold out some MSG.
I'm like, well, this will make you feel even more pain.
Hmm. Persuasion.
OK, and I'm being blunt as fuck. Oh shit, 4.
Like I I am literally just like I have this.
Like I have. Oh, you want that?
I have this instead. There he goes.
I don't, I don't know. I was kind of enjoying your
dagger inside me a little bit more.
I turn my head and try to try to hide my gagging.
Is that my? Is that my turn or?
No, I mean, I would, I would say that was just just talk, which
is free action. OK.
Shit. Hold the stabbing back to
comply. Yeah, but we need him dead to
break the seal. Don't we need him?
That's what we assume. We also never.
I'll. I'll give him.
I'll give him some.
I'll recompose myself. Give him some eyes.
I'll be like, oh, do you now and then go in for attack.
Oh, that. Is.
Oh yes, that's beautiful. Yeah.
So 30 for sneak attack. Yeah.
And then? 12 so 42.
Yeah. You ought to really like that
now. And So what?
So as my dagger is like, stuck in him, I'll be like you like
that, huh, Don't you? And then I say, how about this?
And I twist it to do like like more damage, you know, because
of the critical. And then as I'm as I'm like
twisting the first dagger, I go in with the second dagger.
Yep, 26 hits. So are we doing the sneak attack
or I guess I'm talking to him so it wouldn't be sneak attack or I
don't know how you want to play the sneak attack because I don't
know if it's just if there's someone within 5 feet or Oh no,
it's once per turn, never mind. So the first one is only sneak
attack, so the second one goes in for five and then the hex
damage as well, so another nine on top of the 42, so 51 in
total. What is the hex damage deal as
it's necrotic OK and that you said it was 9.
So 30 piercing on the first one and 12 necrotic and then the
second one is 5 piercing 4 necrotic.
OK, you just see him still like, yeah, that's the way.
And then I pull both daggers out and like step back, but not like
far enough to get an opportunity attack.
OK. And then it would if it's the
end of your turn, failing with MAME on deck.
Actually, hold on, hold on one second.
Sure. I just want to see a OK, I
actually actually I am gonna step back.
So I stepped up to attack him and then I'm going to step away
over here so he will get an opportunity attack if he chooses
to. In pleasure 24 to hit he just
like all. Right.
And then I'm going to Uncanny Dodge.
OK. Which I can use my reaction to
have the attacks damage? Which is 19 and.
Nine. Well, it'll be 9 1/2.
Do you want to roll up or down? Nine's good.
OK, so I'll take nine damage to get out of and then that is my
turn. OK, Phelan.
OK, so based off of how it's going, it looks like magical
damage tends to stick, which is good for me 'cause that's all I
can fucking do. It's the opposite of me.
Gotta get a magical weapon. I am going to try to hit him
with a witch bolt because that one stays on.
It. So let's see if.
I hit him. That's not going to hit.
No an 8 no. Yeah.
Well, ignore the damage, that was just rolled.
For some reason, I loved my natural two to hit.
Speaking of two, that's what my DC is at now, and I'm going to
roll and see if I get another one to see if we get a surge.
The 12, we're safe. OK.
Yeah, I'm just going to. Yeah, that's Section.
No, I can't do shit, bro. I'm.
Just just checking sometimes some of those, some of those
spells are tricky like that. They can.
They can be. I can.
I could give myself a spell slot back if I wanted to, but I'm not
in. I'm not in need yet, so.
OK, what's the verbal and semantic for that witch bolt?
Well, it's a verbal semantic material.
So I pull out of one of my pockets that I have on my person
a little twig that is severely fried because it's been hit by.
It's been taken from a tree that's been struck by lightning.
And I clamp it in both of my hands so that they're like flat
together. And I'm still like at a point
where I'm just like disgusted and annoyed by everything.
So my hands are like together flat.
And I point them out towards him and I'm just like, you're just
really close going, but I close my eyes in the process of it and
miss. And it hits one of the pustules
behind him. It was oh, those are those are
mine. Really.
Careful with those. That.
Oh, you made him bust. I did.
I made him bust. Wait, he busted.
I busted a pustule. Yeah, there it is.
Not the busted I was looking for.
And that's when Mame, wild raging just still screaming,
continues to strike out at the individual theme in there. 19
We'll hit and a 23 will hit and 6076 damage.
Yeah, yeah, 76. Well, slight slashing through
the individual slap flashes off one of his legs, we'll say, and
he just screams in extreme pleasure.
And you hear just in the background jackpot as coins echo
and and shoot off into every direction in in the rest of the
dungeon that you've been in, you can just hear him just.
Are you kidding? Throughout the hallways.
I hate it. I hate it so much.
He He goes I. Care.
Oh God. Exactly.
Oh God. No.
He's praying. Oh.
And inside. Our.
He goes. It's almost cringe worthy.
He goes well, now that that's over, I'm not the seal.
You said you were what? He's just a whore.
Wait, guys. None of us.
Fucking guys, guys, guys. None of us inside on him to see
if he was telling the truth. Yeah, and this is this is the
this is the hell of this is deception.
And he says he's not the seal I'm.
Going to carry a children. Blast out of.
Plan in second. Oh guys, none of us oh, that one
lying in the first place. It is Flint's turn but.
I mean, I wouldn't have known anyway.
Is that what your turn is there, Flint?
I'm assuming because currently combat is basically over, but
you would get a couple more bones out of that one.
I guess the 11 and A7 do not hit though, so you hit some more
pustules that both burst around him.
You get three of those. Let's see here at my current
level. This.
Franklin is on deck, but. So at 11th level I can cast 3
beam. Oh, OK.
Almost there then I think, right.
Yeah, I think. I think you just got into 10
more recently if I remember correctly.
I I don't, I don't recall. Let me see.
I haven't. Checked the spreadsheet,
spreadsheet, spreadsheet, spreadsheet.
Spread them butt cheeks. Oh.
Yeah, yeah. You're a 10.
OK, well I need to wait till my next rest to level that shit up.
Level it up. But we're out of combat.
Level Level Level. So yeah, the beams burst.
Some more pustules and he just goes.
Yikes. Excuse me, I hate.
It. Sorry about that.
I just wanted to a little bit of release, you know, you got to
understand I've been here for a while.
There is a child here. Guilt.
Are you holding up the baby? No, Franklin has the baby.
Oh, that's from children. How do you think they're born
anyways? They.
Don't need to know that. Yet.
I'll let you guys know next session what the what the what
is? On the ceiling past 10. 30.
I know, yeah, I sure. I was kind of like, oh, going on
for a long time. We were like it's like hard when
you're mid combat to. Oh yeah, absolutely.
He's lasting way longer. Than us.
He's just. Yeah, he was literally edging
the whole time. Sorry, waiting for that.
Good point, you know. Got to hold out until that
perfect moment. I got to hold out till everyone
cringes and. You got to keep scrolling till
you find that good video. Oh my God, dude.
I was, I was scrolling. I was scrolling last night and
like saw one of those videos where it's like someone's like
like they're like like, oh, did you see that like spider or
something? And they're like moving like.
Like stuff out of the way. And then it's like one of those
like jump ones where like like like a Oh my God dude, it I was
laying in bed on my phone. I jumped so hard my phone flew
off the bed onto the floor. That's not at all where I
thought you was going. Yeah, I thought you were about
to mind. Still the.
Details of like. This porn video that you found
after searching, Oh, it was, it was like a it was like a spider
jump scare. Like real, essentially.
Yeah. No, I know.
Exactly like that was not the topic of conversation.
Yeah, no, it's like totally, totally did a like a left hard
turn. But it's like I knew it was
coming, but it still scared me so bad.
Like my phone just was flying, flying off off the bed and all I
could do is just laugh at myself.
Like I just did that, I know better.
And I did that, yeah, like the phone hit like the night stand
and then the bed as it fell to the floor like it was, it was
really bad. That's good stuff.
Well, yeah, good session. Y'all it.
Was good. It was good.
We made the deal with Climax. Oh.
I have never been part of a session with more sex jokes or
porn stuff or anything. Well, you know, welcome to
Terrace in my 6 almost seven years of playing Dean.
As and and also welcome to the Annie Polis you.
Should feel. Proud is is, is Alapolis as bad
as this or is it just it's called?
Paulus. Because I've I've, I've found.
I've found that this group just tends to lean that way in
general. We've we've definitely had some
moments in the other one for sure.
OK, yeah. I mean, we forged nudes of a,
so, yeah. That's pretty that's.
Pretty. That's pretty good.
Sorry we didn't.
Cats did. Feral cats did.
Ah, right, right, right. Then aster dolphin unni so.
I did. I did do that.
I do. I was there for that.
After I enlarged it so. Yes, yes, which is Wait.
Oh, which is why? So it's called magic magic
trick. I don't know.
I I I remember that, but I don't know.
OK. Yeah.
Anyway, probably get going. All right.
Yeah, all. Of that note.
I gotta go. Have a good.
One now that now that we're all tense.
Now that we're all tense, goodbye.
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