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Allelopolis. So.
Fuck that guy. Fucking crap.
Silence ends. Yes.
We didn't roll for D something. What if it wasn't a yes?
Oh shit, it was implied in. Rolling, Yeah, the roll for.
D You're supposed to roll. Where?
Where's the roll? I didn't see it.
Mom. The hand defeat tosses, the dice
rolls, spins, turns. A campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that fate that becomes stories.
Stories flow out into the infinite sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up on the shores
throughout the infinite sea, fading to myth until myths are
forgotten and the campaign that keep it both comes again and
again. The Hand of Fate tosses the dice
rolls, spins, turns near the two We left the rum rollers on the
island of Shondar, Meme Cat, Hamilton and the Rarlsons
beached a dune right next to a horde of Cobalts and their ship
owned by Shondar. They then frolicked in the sand
with some crabs to catch 12 of them for Shondar.
Rarl also made a deal with Gulliver, captain of the red
Cobalt ship, to deliver Shondar's goats.
Gulliver also warned Rural of the feuding goblins inside of
the volcano, while Adune whipped up some Balkan tentacle sushi
for another offering to Shondar. The rum rollers headed north on
the island head toward the island's body, The volcano.
The fully active volcano on the way they spotted stopped to
admire and then devour enormous coconuts, coconut, barely dry,
coconut milk barely dry on their face.
The rim rollers marched forward to the Obsidian cliffs of the
base of the volcano. At the edge of one of those
cliffs, an old red cobalt fishing greeted them and again
warned them of the strife inside the tunnels ahead, but said they
look strong enough to handle it, unlike him.
So they crossed the lava flow bridges into the dark lava tube
caverns. Hamilton leaves the group to
gather the goats from Gulliver on the deck of a dune and test
the portal onto a dune's deck. Meimei and Cat, unable to see in
the descending darkness of the tunnels, latch onto Rural.
Then Cat casts Fly on him, and Raul speeds through the tunnels,
avoiding tempting magical auras noted by his companions and the
raging battles between the Cobalts and the goblins.
Rapidly they approached the smoke.
The small contingent of Rum Rollers approached the guard to
the door of Shondar's chambers, convincing him to become friends
in exchange for some gold. They were let in, greeted
exuberantly as soon as they were entering the chamber.
The Red Drag by the Red Dragon himself, Shondar.
Assuming they had there are early entries into his talent
show, they went along with it and entered themselves as Goat
Stackers. Let's find out what happens this
time. I I was gonna say I forgot about
the goat stacking part. They.
Do that now so. What happens when you put me in
charge? I'm looking at a blank screen.
That should be about right, 'cause you're not in the volcano
currently, You're technically on the beach with adune on the ship
there and might as well actually start there.
So I would guess what had had been happening actually from
your perspective just to kind of fill in some of the gaps is well
is that you know let's get some more goats going on here just on
this side of things. Goat, you were on the went back
to the ship like I'd said there and rounded up the goats.
And we'll just put you on the beach here because you may have
brought the plate down just to rather than trying to bring all
the goats on top of it in his deck.
And the poop. Accompanied by the Rosen's it
looked like. Yeah, the the Rosen brothers
were were in charge of kind of herding goats as it were.
And that's when you came back through the portal, found them
kind of talking to Gulliver and getting the herd over this
direction and the port. That's when you gotten most of
the goats kind of situated the that's when the portal opened up
a lot quicker than you expected probably to.
And some of the goats started getting herded through before it
quickly closed. And there was only like a
handful of goats that made it through.
And you're like, what? So you guys are standing there
on the beach and the portal closed and on the other side of
the portal. I don't know if you guys want to
tell them what had happened, but you know, Shondar came back
around the side of the wall and was talking to you, and that's
when you closed the portal quickly so that he didn't see
how you were getting the goats that the rest of the goats
there. Right.
Yeah, 'cause we were. Trying to see full of crab here.
Yep, Yep. OK.
And I would guess from Zenora's perspective specifically, you
were last on the ship after killing the tentacle thing and
would have felt the ship jostle as it beached itself.
And you, you probably rolled around for a minute and decided
to go back to sleep, I said. You're not dealing with that
right now, but now you're hearing the foray of goat bleats
from outside that are getting more frantic.
Oh yeah, that's interesting. Goats, That's a new one.
I would be wanting to go out and see what the.
Fuck is going? On see what?
Here we are. You go out on the, let's see if
it's if it worked. I.
See a black screen still? And I'm trying.
There we go, you're there. We go too.
You're on the deck and you were seeing Ryalsons and what looks
like potentially Hamilton. Well, the distinctive orange
coat for of the Ryalsons and yeah, probably Hamilton hurting
some goats around. Come on, boy.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck?
We're waving up, all right. We're waving our arms up.
And down come goats, goats, goats, goats.
And, like, running around them like, like collies.
Oh, well, we got carrots. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh. My.
God. I'm.
Need a sound clip of Ike so we can like play the.
Bah, yeah, I know, right? I'm gonna.
I'm moving up to the edge and just gonna.
Can I even peer over the edge? I'm short of shit.
Can I look over the edge of the ship?
Yeah, I mean there it's just a railing.
So you can pretty much peer through it even if you needed to
because it's it's probably a little bit.
What are you like 3 foot? Something, yeah.
I mean. Your head would probably be
bobbing up and down over top of the railing.
OK, cool. Yeah, I'm going to look over and
be like, what's what is going on?
We got to get the sheep. Yeah, come on.
What? He's our.
Goat what? Goat sheeps are the same thing.
No, they're not. They're very different.
Goats heads stick in your teeth. I'm thinking away.
Never mind, yeah. Where can you take them?
What are we getting them on the ship?
No, through the portals. We need them to make a dragon
happy. Oh, oh, the dragon.
Yeah. OK.
That's the part that makes the most sense here, OK?
Yeah, we didn't want to bring. I don't think the others wanted
to bring them through the like, you know, the dangerous part of
the island. So we were just planning on
shoving them through the like the plate portal to them.
OK. So like if we could get like a
funnel made somehow that we could force them through or we
just throw them, you know, or chaos.
I vote chaos. I I actually might be able to
throw them and I'm going to hop down.
I'm going to try to throw a sheep through a fucking portal.
That's the. Spirit, I want to do it.
I want to try. I want to know, do you, do you?
I want to throw a sheep through a portal.
Hey, hey. Hello.
I I would, I would like it if you're getting off the boat with
how you're dismounting and I think there is a ladder off to
the one side, but wanted to ask that first before.
Oh, I mean, I want to do a fancy thing.
I am a monk. I kind of have to be like, cool
when I dismount off of things. Superhero landing.
Yeah. Like maybe like like 2 flips in
the air. I am, Yeah.
Get that in. That would definitely be an
acrobatics then. Whoa, whoa, that's a 19.
You stick that like you, you were born to do it.
Oh shoot, I'm not on. I'm not on Chrome, so my thing
isn't going through. Sorry, that was a 19.
I will tell you all my roles from now on.
Yeah. Yeah, OK, yeah.
So I stick that landing. I'm super cool.
Now I want to grab a sheep and throw it through portal.
Looking for the closest goat and you realize the Rawlson One of
the Rawls are Rawlsons, which are a little bit bigger than you
are the closest furry creature, but there isn't a portal to be
had currently either. Oh, there's no portal.
Yeah, we have to wait. Oh.
But you could read me one. Just like, be ready to.
Yeah, I will. Yeah.
How you gonna toss it in? We'll see when it happens.
I'm very small but I'm very strong and probably grab like
the. Smallest one.
Do one of you guys with a torque wanna maybe like message the
others to figure out? Oh yeah, we do have those.
We can communicate. Is the dragon stand still
standing near us? Can we activate our?
Portal. He he popped his head back
around the wall. You guys have just finished
talking to him. Not that long ago, I'd say
probably no matter of seconds from this current exact moment.
Is he waiting? Is he trying to get a peek at
the portal? The portal.
Last thing he was talking to you about was how to just like if
you were situated in your in your space, you know, brought up
the beds that were out of out of the ground.
Because he knew that you guys were going to be there for a
little while, like preparing your ACT and that the the
performances don't start until tomorrow and all.
So he was just making sure you were accommodated for when you
went back around the wall and it seems to have left you alone.
OK, I think it's safe to open the portal, guys.
Let's get those goats. Are we in like a small room
because it's a herd of goats? We're in a pretty wide cavern, I
thought. Yeah, you're just behind a wall
inside of a large cavern and there's like a stage on the
other side and and a large entry chamber where you walk through.
So there's really just the wall dividing the space.
Cool. Let's do it.
Who wants to spin the thing? Wait, who's all here in the
cavern with us? It's me, Kat.
And who else? Rawls, Rawls up there.
And me may. Yep.
Wait, was the plate just chilling on the floor?
Did we pick it up? I think me may had picked it up,
kind of like grabbed it out of the air.
OK, 'cause I was just wondering, like, did he poke his head
around and was there just a plate on the floor in between
all three of us like we're about to do something real shady?
Pin that plate. All right, I'll just pin the
plate I haven't got. Any you're muted but.
What? I was just letting me may know
if she was talking that that they're muted.
But yeah, I guess either one of you gonna or on the other side
or. Yeah.
Performance. Whoever's doing it.
I guess Aurora will put his hand out and be like I have a + 6,
whatever that means to performance, so I'll just real
quick in the play. So far.
I'm hoping to get it like a vertical against the wall so
that when they Chuck the the sheep and the them through they
was to go like you know further as Ralston spinning Hamilton
Cheer mod. You got this one?
Wait, I just. It actually helps because he's
used to his brothers doing that. Are you doing that, then?
Adds Sonora's neck. Because I think currently the
Rawlsen brothers do not have their own torques.
Well, I'm here with the Rawlsen. Right.
And I and not, not not the Rawlsen though that's.
Confusing. And none of the Rawlsen's, even
me, the main one, has a torque anymore.
Yeah, I forget what you did with yours now.
I handed it to somebody. So who is?
Spinning the plate Roelson or the brothers?
Roelson brothers can't do anything.
They don't. You have the brothers on the
beach. OK, they're mechanic, They're
fluff only. OK, I thought the one on the
beach was spinning, so OK. They're here just to look
pretty. Yeah, I just figured I'd see him
getting ready to do some shit and I'm like, really excited and
just do an impromptu show. Yeah, they start stacking goats,
but I rolled A20. TP from my.
Performance. Yeah.
So yeah. You you achieve your your goal
you do something of a you you grab it from behind me.
May's back having I'm trying to think of how you guys yeah it
would have been through Zanora's torque then and you would have
heard it over me. May's torque because it would
have been more of a projection because she does.
Nora doesn't really know who the heck's on the other side either
of of the phone call, so to say, and.
Just like. Guys, yeah, we're coming
through. We're going to throw some goats
and and you're like, OK, and you just grab the plate back from
behind. Mime's back.
Who's been holding it there, I would guess to kind of hide it
from John. Darwini poked his head around
the corner and just like wrist flicked it into the air.
As it spins it kind of picks up speed and smacks into the wall
sticking almost, and as it finishes finishes it's spin spin
up. I put sunglasses on.
Nice, yes. Right now for maximum torsion we
should have them spin their plate up and have it on the
ground and then they drop them in and then the the goats just
go shooting off in One Direction.
That might hurt them, no? So probably no.
Anyway, you guys do this. Notes are real, bouncy and
resilient. They're fluffy.
Has a portal appeared? Has the portal appeared?
Yes. I'm chucking a goat on.
The other side, you guys. See the plate float off the
ground. You guys don't usually use the
Portal 2 way like this. So yeah, this is the first time
you're seeing it from the other side of that too much, but it
does kind of just like float off the ground and start spinning
basically from the side. I Chuck a goat.
Who's standing right in front of the portal and who's getting hit
with a goat? Yeah, which of you am I going to
accidentally hit with this? I don't even know what I'm
rolling. Yeah, well, about that.
I think you're going to need to do an athletics because yeah,
you're picking the goat. That's.
OK. Unless you're unless you're
you're you're using some sort of.
DMI rolled a natural one. Oh.
Ouch. That bitch hit the hit.
The screen and just slid into the corner, stuck on A1.
Didn't even roll. It just sat on the 1:00 and just
stayed there. It was so rude.
It's mocking you. It was so mean.
If you got the actual. One on your hand, you.
Need the actual 1/2 you you have a -2 to strength it looked like
or at. The No, you're looking at my
other one. You're looking at my other one.
Oh, am I looking at Phelan? Thank you.
You're looking at Phelan's. Nora hasn't.
Yeah, that would be, you know, she's strong.
OK. OK.
At least there's that. So you don't get the four.
And I'm proficient, so it was A + 4.
It's technically A5, but you know.
It's still maybe not your arm Halfway up a goat's ass at
least. Anyways, you.
Uh huh. You you grab it around its
haunches and try to use your mass to kind of like pick it up
but you just realize you just you just don't have enough right
this second. You you just, yeah hero jumped
off the side of the boat and you might have overestimated your
your your breath control for the 2nd.
And as you're trying to lean back into it, to try and, like,
get it onto your shoulder, you just fall backwards into the
sand. Yeah, that sounds right.
I will turn around to Hamilton and the the Rawlson brothers and
just be like you didn't see that.
One of them does it too, though. Throw them through the portal.
So are goats coming through Portland?
I guess. Yeah, we're.
We're going to try to herd the goats through in a regular
fashion. A regular boring goat herd.
OK, got you. The rest of you can take care of
that. I'm not good with animals.
Obviously. Goats, goats, goats.
Animal handling. Oh God, is anyone good with
that? I have a plus hero. 1.
I actually I don't know with. Hamilton, are you good at?
Are you good at animals? Oh, I have a + 2.
Mimi has a + 6, but I don't think Mimi's there.
No, you're not. There on the other side.
You see the portal pop up. Afterwards from the other.
Side Amazon, are you good with animals?
Cat's gonna walk through the portal.
And that is shooting. And just be like, hey, what's
going on? Let's take a talk.
We. Tried to.
Can someone hurt the animals? Goats are heavy.
I will attempt me. The chicken will hurt the
animal. Oh my God, I forgot.
You're a fucking chicken. Never mind.
I wrote a four. All of the goats look at you as
you come through the portal at once and just questioningly and
start. Like.
Romping toward you. I let out like a little squawk
bagok just and run back through the portal.
Dick's dirty saving throw. Oh.
They're gonna hit my feathers. 07 No, no.
The dice are mean to us. The dice are mean to us today.
You just you make it through the other side of the port and
you're like and then as soon as you would kind of relax a second
you look back over your shoulder forgetting the fact that they
can just walk through to after you I guess, and are are nearly
trampled by know the herd of like almost 25 goats that are
following you through the portal.
I do my best to flap and fly out of the way.
We'll call it two of these and see what happens. 5 damage as
you're jostled around from the hooves and horns that are coming
through at you. These goddamn goats.
Oh yeah, they've. Got some hoes?
I forget what happened last time exactly, but I remember you were
trying to do something with it. It was just like being nice to
the goat and he just like, head butted you.
Yeah, I got head butted by a goat.
This is just. I don't have a good rapport with
ghosts I'm going to stop fucking with.
Us. All right.
Is everybody else following through the portal I guess?
Yeah, next time I'm just going to use fire to hurt animals.
I'm on a redemption. Then I don't want to be so
fucking. Go Anybody grabbing that barrel
there too? I'll grab the barrel before
popped. All right, you roll it in after
everyone else. It is a big, big barrel.
What am I rolling? The the you can roll.
It wouldn't be that hard though. I wouldn't expect to roll for
it, honestly. It was more so that you're
rolling the barrel physically. Oh, OK.
Other than like carrying it, I assumed.
You roll that barrel, That's what you roll.
I heard it roll and I'm like send the clickety clacks, let's
go. I'm.
Ready. Oh God, it's hot.
Yeah, you guys stepped through the portal and immediately into
a what feels like a a sauna because you're at the heart of
the volcano, standing on top of hardened lava magma.
Not out of the volcano yet technically so.
Magma. Mama.
Oh, hey guys. Nice of you to join us.
Friends. Hi.
Welcome to the heart of the volcano.
There we go. And you guys are on the wrong
side of the wall. But first, oh.
OK, OK, now I see bed. Yeah, there's two bunk beds that
are set up. It's a safe point.
They were. Raised out of the lava floor.
I'm so tired. We tell them what happened last
time on. Retroactive.
So Shonda the dragon, not as dragony as you would expect.
Yeah. I can't remember.
I'm really drunk. Raul.
Me. Too.
Drinks more eggnog, Eggnog. I don't know.
It's. Really old, I should hold it.
Down. It's just self fermented.
Anyway, we're in the talent show now.
Yeah, So you got any special talents?
You should, you should let us know.
Because right now we've got goat juggling.
No goat stacking. If I knew that, I would have,
you know, wanted to show off how I jumped off the boat.
But you know, guess not. You could.
You can do it again. I can punch things and I can
jump. That's about all I can do from
the. So like trapeze are.
Yeah, kinda. From the other side of the wall,
you hear a cobalt distinctly. Cobalt's voice shout over.
Is everything OK over there? There's a lot more Maz.
We're fine. Give us a minute.
Yes, that one. OK, just checking on you before
I get sent over here by Shondar to Yeah, you might want to keep
him down. He might get.
I think he's starting to drool already.
He can. Smell.
Wait, that's not Chandar. Oh no.
OK. Does the COBOL?
Look offended. He doesn't he he he can't see
you. He's on the other side of the
wall and he's like yelling over it so that he would.
He wasn't like intruding on the practice and act or whatever
guys we're doing. So I thought that the cobalt was
Shandar. No.
Nope. Not Shandar.
Yeah, did that a lot. Yeah.
Well done. Oh, what?
OK, what if our talent show is like a hibachi style grill with
like where like we we shoot the the the the goats into the air
and like people jump and like slice them up and someone else
cooks them and like, I don't know.
All kinds of ideas I hear. So, Mommy, Mommy's like a big
Goliath, right? Or is that me?
This is. Yeah, that's Mommy.
But this is not his campaign. Yeah, yeah, me May.
The tiny, the tiny Halflings. We're we're the short ones.
Yeah. Well that goes my idea.
Because I was like, oh, mommy is like a giant Goliath.
They could like juggle the sheep and then cat could be like
fireball, poof, 8 piece, eight piece, 8 piece.
That would be pretty cool. Right.
Now I'm. Except we don't have those
powers. Yeah.
OK, what powers do we have? Like I said, I punch and jump.
That's good I stealthy and. I.
Like food, I have a disco. Ball.
Oh, OK, that's good. Hey, it's a little just just a
disco ball though. That's true.
Yeah, we could have a dance party.
That might be fun There. Look.
Look at my disco ball. Gazing to its balliness.
Oh yeah, you see, I got your weapon updated there.
Oh, you seen that? Oh, I got, I got I, I yeah, that
oh, whatever you put through there, but I just.
Oh shit. I'm sorry I I've clicked on Rolf
to self so I could like test it out.
I've seen that. Thank you.
It says to DM so it goes OK. It only goes to me really.
Yeah, I've seen that. It still rolls a little little
weird on. Yeah 'cause it rolls with the 2D
twelves and not the eight D 10. It rolls with both when you roll
damage now, but when I say roll's weird because I when I
was playing with it, I guess because you're a rogue and it
includes your sneak damage for the roll each time.
And that was what was throwing me actually, 'cause I was like,
where are these like 6 dextra D6 coming from?
Yeah 'cause when I just rolled it, it did the 2D12.
Just the damage though, or would you Would you roll?
I just rolled damage. From.
From Beyond. But I mean like is that from the
item itself or? That's the item itself, because
now that it's augmented, it should be 8 D 10.
Yeah, if you go to the attack damaged portion of it, like the
item where you've got it equipped, when you where you've
got like attacks that you can do, you know and you see the
item there. Yeah.
If you click on the damaged portion of the attack action, it
will roll all of it. Oh my goodness.
Yeah, it's a confusing looking role.
OK, that role. The D 10s as well.
What the hell? Yeah, yeah.
OK, I'm sorry I I shouldn't be testing right now.
You're good. Who is?
Strong that can juggle.
I have a +2 to strength. Not me.
I have a + 4 to Athletics or +7 to Acrobatics depending on which
one it would be. Royal sins, Brother and Royal
Sin? I have idea, yes.
What's up? We get really excited.
We're in. So what do we have 4 of you on
total? Yep.
There's four of them, yeah. So we start counting 12345.
No one. Yeah.
No, I don't know. So my idea, OK.
And I'm saying this like I imagine like the whole groups
cuddled together. OK.
Each of the rolls carries a goat above their head and they start
doing the can can coming out to Shandar like da da da da da da
da. We bring you food da da da da da
da da da da and then and then me may comes out like Oh no, this
food is raw whatever shall we do And then outcomes me behind the
wall going if only we had a magic chicken and then outcomes
cat or outcomes feline feline. No, no, no.
It's the other campaign. It's Sonora.
The outcomes? Sonora, like, I can help with
that. And she pulls out Cat from
behind her back and Cat serves, casting Fireball and cooking the
sheep above the Rawson's heads. That's pretty good.
This is actually. Kind of genius.
I'm a little concerned that Fireball is a little more
explosive. Than what you think, but
fireball, Fireball I have, I have.
Fireball. We're in a volcano.
I think it'll be OK.
OK, see. This is why I like This is why I
like the hustling idea because. I'm the Magic Wielder.
So I don't know the difference between bolt and bowl.
I do also have control flames. Oh.
So the whole time, as you guys are just can canning da da da da
da da da da up to shandor boom, poof.
Cooked sheep. Boom, cooked sheep or or goat
cook goat. Cooked goat.
You just drop them like, I don't know, I want to say gyros, but
your goat's not sheep or lamb. What's?
That big? And the whole time, all of us
are going. Is there anyone playing music at
any time, or are they all going? I don't think we have a Bard.
So, so our secret talent is is feeding John Gar.
I think it's a talent he will like.
But it's true. It's like going to a It's like
going to a hibachi. The cooking of the food is part
of the talent of the. It's part of the show.
Yeah. RAW looks around, isn't that
what I said like 5 minutes ago? Yeah.
Yes, but you didn't have. An you you you said the idea.
And. Then he created the actual plan
of it. That's true.
OK, I was just thinking, You gave me the clay.
I made the vessel out of the clay.
I like it. What so like does everyone else
say? Are you doing like tricks and
stuff like that? They're like, I guess the other
question is like your control fire.
Can you control it well enough to not also burn me because I
would like to not get cooked? Yeah, because I believe I can
control it to a certain space. I mean yeah, if you aim for the
cheap then so long as you hit them you could be fine.
So. Yeah, I can expand the flame or
pull the flame back in like 5 foot spaces and it's a a can
trip, so I can just keep casting it.
Got it. And are we sure we're not
expected to also do some stacking of goats at this point?
Like, can we get away with switching plans?
OK, so we got the four roars. They're carrying goats.
Well, we have 112 goats here as you guys are coming out carrying
goats. Fire, fire, bolt or control
flame, whatever you don't, you just make a turn.
Boom. Like you're on a catwalk, coming
back behind the wall, picking up another goat, going back out.
Boom. Another fire, bolt control,
flame, whatever. Like on a catwalk.
I can keep like, trying to toss like goats so that when they're
cooked they can drop them and then like catch another one.
Oh no, I could do that because you are the one presenting cat
like Boo. I have a fire breathing cock.
OK, but what's your like? Athleticism.
Yeah, well, yeah, that's my athletics.
Oh, if I use athletics. Very good.
Like what? What number?
Very good. +7 OK. Yeah, that would be as if I used
acrobatics. So I guess it depends on what is
the show, because I feel like if we're if one of us was juggling
them, that would be acrobatics, but throwing athletics?
Let's go with athletics. Yeah, Yep.
It's. Just my plan, God damn it.
I mean, it's a it's a it's a plan.
I like it. Gives no hints as to whether or
not it's a good idea. So that can go one of two ways.
It's it's a plan, God damn it. Meaning, fuck, how do I twist
this around? Or oh they're so screwed, or I'm
going to sound really unsure to fuck with them and you got to
throw that D3 in, I mean. Were you guys going to like?
Well, that's that's my idea. Does anybody else have an idea?
Oh, OK. I mean, I like the idea of me
cooking goats. That sounds like fun.
And it's. And it's a show.
What if? What if we did like as we
brought them out? We do like a like an acrobatics
thing. So like.
Like. I could do an acrobatics thing.
Like we carry the goats out and then each of the brothers gets
up on the other one shoulders. So we're four, four tall.
And anyone else who is also acrobatics can do this too.
And then there's a whole line of the of goats that all get cooked
at the same time. That could be with the stacking.
If we stack the goats and I jump up on top of the top of the
Royalson with Cat in my hands, then it's like big Tower of
Fire. Boom.
Cooked. Right.
A tower of cooked goats? Yeah, I think that's smart.
The real question is, can we carry goats and stand on each
other's shoulders? How?
Strong are you? Well, I am live is the word for
it. Let's see I have a -1 strength.
I don't think and. Dextrous so.
Practice run. Yeah, why don't we do like,
let's practice, run. Let's practice our our show.
But we need to remember we can't cook the goats yet though.
Not during the. Practice run.
Yeah, yeah, just. OK, Ross.
And see if you guys can stack. We begin stacking.
We have a clam speed. You turn around and you realize
in your conversations all of the goats have started wandering.
No, it's fine. We'll worry about that later.
We need to make sure that this tower thing works from our end
first. Sure we're.
Stacking ourselves, yeah. Well, they need to.
We need to have a goat though, because the whole like we could
probably stack pretty well. But stacking with a goat is.
The I mean that all of you guys just like holding a goat or are
we? But I thought we were stacking
the goats themselves for like, goat Tower.
I think each person in the tower is holding a goat and then the
top person is holding cat and then cat cooks the goats in a
downward motion. Somehow all of the goats have
started gathering now though again, but because they couldn't
find any other food and they've started eating the bed coverings
on the. I I've.
I fly over to the bed and just like hop up on it, and then I
just start pulling cookies out of my pack, 'cause I think I
still have like 20 of them and I just start throwing out cookies
onto the ground off the bed. Oh my gosh.
Meanwhile, the Rualsons are each going to grab a goat and attempt
to lift them up and be like, OK, and now we're going to try to
stack. We'd said the Athletics, right?
To Chuck a goat, I just. Want to Chuck it out?
Yeah, OK, then you can then likely pick you got it picked
up. I mean it's it's struggling.
You might want to roll me in Animal Handling if anything
else. Hush goat, hush goat.
Is good goat good goat, goat, goat, goat.
Oh. It stops struggling.
It just looks up to you. Goat, goat, goat.
Maybe we should like tie some food onto their faces or
something like a bucket. Anyway, we try to stack the get
on each other's shoulders, all holding a goat if we have them.
Yeah, they are being held currently.
If, like I said fairly you're trying to get on each other's
shoulders now, so that would be acrobatics for sure.
Let's do it. I have +9, so let's go.
Oh, I only did which one I rolled twice, but the first one
was a 23, so. Nice guys.
They're a little wobbly, but you you're wondering almost if
you're you just need to keep that going for show because it
looks kind of good, you know, create some anticipation.
Then we will wobble. Roll at the top, leans out to
one side. Whoa, maybe we'll fall.
Who knows this works. I mean that maybe if I like had
like a little sling or something made of some rope to put like
the goats in so that is little more secure.
But other than I think I got this.
OK. Then was it just me holding cat
getting up onto the top of the world?
Since then we were just doing a forest deck, right?
What are the other two? What are?
What are the other? Two what are you guys going this
whole? Time hurrying you on, OK are
you? Doing the can can.
No, see, I'm the, I'm the stagehand, so I'm like, hiding
behind the curtains, going just like holding a clipboard
directed. You guys what?
TIME wait, Can maychan like, actually pick up a goat that
might be? Kind of cool.
No, it's unlimited to 5 lbs. Yeah, they're a little bit
heavier than 5 lbs. Yeah, worth a shot.
Is there a scrawny goat? Yeah, I was going to say.
Is that like a baby? Are we going to kill a baby?
Sounds like us. Sure, better eaten.
Should we have like, a big hole underneath, right?
Should we have like a big bowl underneath to catch all of like
like the goat meat and like like a bowl for him to eat out of?
Or yeah, should we do this cooking tower thing just on a
giant plate? I mean, I just don't want to
associate us with food, you know?
Well. We're on the plate.
So we're not going on the plate, we're throwing things on the
plate. That's what we think he thinks
we are. We're the food providers, we're.
Also going to be on the plate in this scenario.
It's. Just.
It's a big dragon, you know. Yeah, I guess we could stand at
the edge of the plate and then just throw the cooked goats onto
the plate. I'm good with that.
Yeah. Yeah.
See, we're like the Butler. Exactly.
That's the one I was trying to get at.
Sure. We just.
I just want to make sure we don't end up as dinner.
Yeah. OK.
I mean, if we feed, if we feed them enough goats, we won't turn
into dinner, right? Yeah, they won't.
Want to offer enough options? We can.
We can, you know, not be a choice.
If I look at the 12 goats, I don't know how much a giant
dragon eats, but I think it's probably more than 12 goats.
It's. Like what about not in one
sitting it? Was sushi a lot, actually.
Yeah, because we're not like up the meat or anything like that.
We're giving the whole goat. Yeah.
Yeah, and bones and guts and. All that.
Jazz. Yeah, I just know Dragons can
get very big, very danger. That doesn't look super big.
Oh wait, hold on. We still have the nudies in the
in the gold, right? We have to, we have to like
present as well. Yes.
So maybe like you want to like you know this our stage hand
manager wants to bring in like one of the two or.
Yeah. This is gonna go great.
I believe we're cooking the goats already in the lava.
What's? Going on mate.
No, not yet. Keep wrangling the goats.
Aren't they being lured over by my cookies?
Yeah, there. Did you roll me an Animal
Handling by that one? I missed it.
Oh, no, I didn't. I can do that right now.
Come on, be slightly better. Oh, slightly, slightly 6.
Two of them immediately like Hoover them up like and the the
rest of them are still wandering you you you notice just over
your shoulder as you or you're standing on a boulder and you
just notice over the top of the bed you see another one just
somehow goat. It's way up to the top of a
stalagmite and it's up there. The King Goat.
He's very proud of himself. You know what?
That one can stay up there. That'll give the dragon some fun
to chase his dinner. I'm sure he'll.
Want to do that? I mean, he already did that with
one of them that wandered and just fell into the lava.
He just dove in after it and started eating it in the lava.
Oh geez. All right, OK, Are the Ralston's
still stacked on each other? Do we want to have them walk out
there? Start the show.
Oh, are we going walking in stacked?
No, we can't. I mean, that would be crazy.
But you're all ready can. We.
But I don't know if it's going to work again, that's the real
thing. We began to try to.
Walk. Can anyone give me like
advantage or like some kind of buff?
I mean, a + 9 is good, but like, we're going to be walking.
I don't have encouragement. I'm too short to really do any
sort of assistance. Most of my spells are for this
fire or like fucking with people, so I do have skill
empowerment, but that's my like 1/5 level spell.
And I persuade you need to. Roll a saving.
Throw. Yeah.
Is it a saving throw? I I assume it's an ability.
Deb. Did I persuade them to do better
Dem? Yeah, it it wouldn't.
It would be a saving throw to stop yourself from falling over.
Dexterity. Probably.
Dexterity, yeah. Is it a saving?
Yep. Oh, then I'm going to bless them
real quick. Yeah, nice one.
Bless this holy union. Don't let it fall.
We begin walking because some of them go get the the gold and the
the nudie because I think they're still on the ship,
right? You can, yeah.
You can roll D4 and add it to your saving for.
OK. Thank you.
Happy to help. No, no be with you.
One of the cool that's going to be part of the stack and grab
the nudie and gold. Oh, oh, oh.
Quickly before we go in, instead of doing all of the sheep all at
once, what if you have someone down on level 1 handing sheep to
the first person, and then we just keep tossing them up and
you cook them one by one and then send them over?
Oh, and then toss them cooked from the top of the tower onto.
Yeah, like a conveyor belt. Yeah, that would.
So somebody, somebody will have to be like wrangling sheep and
giving them to the lowest person.
So I'm not strong, so I'll have to hand them.
I'm already going to be at the top.
Hopefully over to see. But I don't roll with the third
one. The majority of the goats are
doing that, have been munching on the beds and you see they're
down the springs already. And hungry ascots.
All right. Soon they won't be anymore.
Shall we go? Yeah.
Shall we take a? Goat.
When is this go happening? I know it's not.
Tomorrow. So do I just stay here?
Till tomorrow, today, we're not going to be able to keep track
of these goats for that long. Should we send them back to the
ship? I'm just going to the back here.
You here are worried? Hey.
Guys from the other side of the wall.
Hello. Yes, hello.
Hey, I don't know what if you are intending for your props to
get loose, but I think you're already down one or two.
Oh. Shit.
Oh, no can. We move the shell up to now.
Oh, that is very, very forthcoming.
Let me see if I can work something out with Shandar.
We we, we, I think the judges are ready.
They were here the other day. Nobody arrived, right?
You forgot to send up the invitations.
Yes, yeah, well, the see, The thing is the judges.
The judges are here though, so they could certainly take down
your score and and and or at least you know their notes from
your ACT. And by the end, after, after
tomorrow, just tally it against the rest of everyone else's
score. Let's do that.
I'll see if Jondar will go for it.
He does be quite feisty. I mean, he's who you lost the
other two props to, so. Oops.
He'll enjoy these props if he lets us go now.
Yes, Appetizers. Teasers.
Yes, it was on parpas. Yes.
OK, well yeah, that's that. Should that should work as an
enticement. He's yelling over the wall and
he getting farther away and he says I'll be back from.
The. Goes off into the distance You
hear his claws clacking against the stone and then not long
after you you hear them running back over and he goes, I I think
we have a yes let me just give us 1520 minutes to get the
judges God situated and then if you can may may I come around
the wall I can I can instruct you what to do for the.
How tall is this wall? It's like a 25.
OK, so you don't keep the wall. Does the portal put away?
I know. Oh yeah, Do we close the portal?
Yes. Good answer.
Put it away. Portal is closed.
OK, we're good. Hey, you can look now.
OK. Oh, ready Comes around fully,
nicely robed, cobalt and with a small bits of jewelry and such.
And he just gestures around. He goes, that's a lot of goats.
It's a good thing. Anyways, he just keeps going
through walking past you guys in this direction over here and he
says just when you're ready, pull the lever to the side here
and of this portion of the wall and it will open up to a stage
that you can step onto directly onto.
Like I said, it will take just a matter of moments now, probably
before the rest of every of the judges are ready and I assume
you know how to do the rest of your work and he just keeps
walking away. Really big assumption, but thank
you too. Much Faye.
We totally know what we're doing.
We're on it. We totally didn't come up within
5 minutes. We still need the gold and the
nudie. Oh yeah, yeah.
So we cook the goats. Somebody can just like, whip
those out of there or whip the nudie out of the pocket and
like, hold it up. Or is that for saving for later?
I say that's a save for later. It's just got like, judges here.
And it's more than just are you? Oh, we get his favor and then
say we've been sent by the Queen.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then we say here, she wanted you to have this.
That's us. And it's the Dude.
We see a dragon get a red rocket.
I'm out of here. Roll for consent.
Mercer is our mate, baby. Roll for consent over consent.
That's how half of the sorcerers are made.
I'm a little concerned guys about the whole tossing thing,
but I'm going to try to do it in an acrobatic way instead of a
strength. Way.
Yes, I believe in you. You got it.
We just got to finesse it, goat. It's a finesse weapon.
Why? What?
My moral philosophy 69 is a finesse weapon.
Why did you roll 69? Do you?
Sleep a beer well. How long did that take for you
to slip me? Not long, about like 10 seconds.
Oh my goodness. I got a fast clicking.
I missed something. Oh, 214.
OK, pull the left, pull the left.
Pull the lever. Pull the lever crunk.
Yes. Yeah.
Wait, should we have these goats wrangled first?
Yes. Can't wrangle them.
Do it. I'm attempting to wrangle them.
Oh my God. And that 2020 tail.
Nice. Perfect because.
Are going to listen to us so hard?
They were all just. Angrily clucking and begocking
to get them where I want them. Starting to even wander farther
away from the beds because they were mostly devoid of fabric
anymore. And Yep, Yep, you start moving
towards the spot where where was indicated, over here, where the
lever is and everything and clucking and they start
following you almost menacingly. It looks like they've got a
vendetta that started. Someone make.
Sure, they introduce us. They're going to get some
Muppets. I grab cat.
I hope you're OK with this. We have to be at the top.
Yeah, that's fine. After I get all the goats to
come within range of the stage and I turn to Hamilton and I'm
just like you keep these goats here as I'm being picked up and
carried away. I got it.
Pull out my clipboard. I start counting.
Goat. One goat Goat.
Yeah, I got a clipboard and a pencil and a headset out of
nowhere. Love that.
What is a headset? For some reason, you know what
it is. Yeah.
You just know instinctively. I have all the all the knowledge
of my player though I know what headset.
But it's fuzzy knowledge. Hey you break the 3rd wall at
the edges. At the 3rd wall playing on a
map. Is that what we call it now?
Yeah. Is that what it is?
Is that the technical term? We.
Can do this. Guys, we got this.
We're going to toss sheep and then I'm going to cook them,
Lever pulled. Remember, sheep go good with
fries. Is that is that what's being
said as the lever is pulled? Yeah.
OK, I want to introduce us. As you're saying, sheep go good
with fries. The the wall, your trunks and.
Then. Instead of like a full curtain,
it's like a mechanical wall. So you're you're what you say
kind of gets drowned out a little bit at least and you see
a nicely stone platform that's been engraved and well worked.
That's that's must be the stage. Go, go, go, go.
Rawlsons go OK, All right, I. Assume if I'm moving I need to
make the save. Yep.
So you guys, you guys are you guys didn't UN UN OK, you guys
are just a stack of of Rawlsons, OK?
Plus AD 4 + A + 1 D four yes plus AD 4 successfully.
Yes. Nice out out out of the center
of the wall as it starts, continues to open wider.
We all make direct eye contact. Eye contact with Shondar I.
Assume Are you guys already holding a sheep?
Yeah, she had already. We've each have full have one
currently yes. OK, have one full sheep.
Is sitting center, center stage, front row, basically, more or
less, you know, best, best eye contact.
There isn't any actual seats. He just kind of picked the best
spot and set up shop. And then there's Cobalt's kind
of off to either side. And then that looks like a a
jury just behind him because they've all got the same attire
on. And then you realize there's one
goat that's sitting at the edge of the stage, just on the bottom
side. And then you see Shondar look
over to it and gesture to one of its guards and it starts
dragging the the goat towards Shondar.
Well, gets a big gulp. Is there a 70 for what I said?
Is there a 711 in Hell? You're guessing it must.
Have been one of the missing goats.
Oh, OK, One of the two that got away.
Or. Three.
Yeah, who knows? Well, Hamilton knows you don't
have an accounting skill like a year I I think, on this
character, but you do realize you were down 3 sheep.
What the hell? We're done.
I'm behind the curtains. Just what the hell we're doing
there? Should be fucking thing.
What the hell? What the fuck?
As you see, peering around the corner, Shondar just in his
human form, his mouth elongates and just bites into the living
goat's neck and it stops bleeding.
Oh. My God, All right.
OK. That's a lot of megaphone.
That was lovely. Now what if the goats were
cooked? OK, I guess that's my cue.
I guess that's, I guess that's my cue and jumped from the top
of the rural stint. We never talked about cues.
You'll know the cue when you hear them.
You already. Want to?
Say it. That you run out on the stage as
the walls finally chunk into their last final stage and it's
fully open and there's a sea of goats that you're running out of
with ket. Yeah, Rawl Rawl will lean way
forward so that the goat can be fed to Shonda.
We. Haven't we?
Haven't We? Haven't done it yet though.
Oh, do the thing. I have to jump up on top and I'm
scared. Don't be scared.
You can do. This.
It's scared. Sonora is fine.
Barrett is scared. I don't trust her dice.
You should have been up. There earlier.
I know we should have done that, but I didn't want to put more
stress on you. It's OK, just do it.
I wrote a persuasion. You got this.
I rolled up 14 to jump up onto the top.
How did that go? Very iffy at first.
As you're running out, you kind of do a stutter step because you
started to question yourself and you realize, oh, there's people
out here. I am stupid guys.
But then you you're you're encouraged by your friends
around you, and you recenter and springboard over top of the
first Rarlson onto his shoulders and kind of climb the rest of
the way on top of the sweet. And I have.
And then I pull up Cat and I'm waiting for Hamilton to do more
speechy things. Another.
Cue, another. Cue and you thought that was
good. Now get ready for.
So. Are.
You just leading them out one at a time?
Or are you just like like taking a goat out onto the stage and
letting one of the Rosen's grab it?
Show the goat off a little bit, so the.
Rosen's already have goats. In yeah, they each have like 1
goat, yeah. We just need to start the
machine. We need to start the fire stuff
going, OK? So once you pull me out and just
like kind of like hold me up, I'll just shoot one fireball
like right into this air just to kind of like show off.
I don't know what I'm rolling performance before, but I'm just
rolling. I'm OK.
'Cause you're our Q man, you're out there screaming.
I'm not out there. I'm behind the curtain.
Fuck. I'm safe.
You guys aren't? Wow, thanks.
And you could definitely roll a performance though cat for.
Your OK. Flame.
20 not natural. What's meeme doing by the by
just keeping the goats? Yeah, yeah.
Meeme. Is pretty.
Yeah, you'll be helping. Me.
Hi. Yeah.
So I'm like standing on the side, like waiting, waiting to
see if anything goes wrong. Not that I can catch anybody but
watching and clapping and piping.
And making sure the goats don't get away.
Yes. OK.
Stop this one from drinking the lava.
Yeah, it's trying. It's thinking about it real
hard. It's pretty thirsty.
So I I'll take an animal handling from yourself but the
performance from me may that is from no, no, no, no, a a fire
performance you're you're going to be doing control fire too is
it going to be This is what I'm picturing anyways.
I don't know if you can stop me at any time necessarily but it's
it's successful, however you're intending to do it.
You can tell me how you do it if you'd like.
Once they like put up the first goat that I meant to cook, I
would just like shoot it with a fire bolt and then I would use
control Flame to like make the fire completely engulf the goat.
Or if like I accidentally catch a companion on fire, I will just
immediately extinguish them. Stop.
All right then. So I I would.
Attacked. I'm sorry.
You're good. I would say that from your, your
from your place then because you would launch the fire bowl.
I would. I was imagining when you set it
to directly up and then it kind of spread out from there and
then went down the row of all three Ryalsons holding their
goat out directly in front of them basically and just it's
like. Oh, just like scorching down the
goats. Yeah, yeah, cooking each one as
quickly as as it could be cooked.
OK, I like that. Yeah.
No, I was thinking that I would have to do this like one goat at
a time. But if they're just gonna each
hold a goat, catch it on fire, and they just Chuck em and then
I, I don't know, get three more goats and we're just doing this
one cook and done. It's like Rule of pool.
You see Shondar's eyes, go to saucers and throw down the just
newly bitten goat that was raw and hold his hands out ready for
the cooked goats. Oh, he's so excited.
How cute. I would think one at a time.
Yeah, we'll we'll Yep, Raw will Ollie oop them.
And he'll kind of gesture for Shondar to, like, either open
his mouth or, like, get ready because he's going to try to
Ollie oop it into his mouth. This can't go wrong in any way,
shape or form. Nope, it's going to go perfect.
It's. Going to be great.
It's going to be wonderful. And.
Got this. In the excitement you see his
mouth unhinge what looks like and just take the first goat
fully in mouth and swallow. And as you see him do that too,
you see him expand to his full size.
Shondar doesn't look too healthy.
It was just. That token I found, man, Yeah,
he's just a. Little long one I.
Was gonna say that's a dead dragon.
Super Undead. Wow.
How hard did you hit him with that goat?
God damn. That's how he feels on the
inside me. Too.
His inside is showing. La La like raw and we'll toss
one and then catch one from below and then toss it and then
catch one from below. Yes, we are a tower of cooking
goat conveyor belts. Oh yeah.
He puts his, he puts both of his front legs now, each hand the
size of a a person, 5 feet in diameter, so to say, and on the
edge of the stage with his mouth a gape and his teeth, just
waiting for each goat that you're throwing at him,
basically at this point. And so.
Drool coming out of his mouth onto the stage.
With the With the first three, start, when they start going up
the conveyor belt, the person on the bottom will gesture to get a
new goat and just start seamlessly tossing those up too.
OK, Cap. I think now you have to do them
one at a time. So I will start doing them one
at a time, just firing off my fire bolt into the top most
goat. And you guys make it a good way
through the goats before Hamilton.
You realize that the the the speed of which of slowing down
before you've gotten you've been ticking them off as they go and
you're you got to like 15. You look back at Mimei, who's
struggling with some of the goats one has started drinking
from the lava and it lays dead with its throat like, oh God,
from the inside they. Eat everything.
Even the. Squid.
The squid The sushi, right? The sushi that we had.
Who's got that? You do, don't you?
I get there. I do well, take it out of my
pocket pocket. Sushi.
Sushi.
You remember that it was a dune that was making them shoot.
Quick, the person behind the curtain should you know, use the
portal to go get sushi. Yeah, we, someone mentions over
to to you. Where's the barrel of crabs you
rolled? It up.
Yeah, I brought it with me. I thought I did come with, but
I'm not seeing it here either. It's here.
Oh yeah, we did bring the barrel.
It's here. OK.
The crab. All right, I'm going to get the
butter and give him the crabs. So OK, so I have the barrel of
crabs next to me. I'm just behind the curtain.
Stone curtain thing as cat as the rosins are throwing up the
sheep, goat and cat's like Pew Pew.
You know cooking that shit and falling down in the the shinra.
What the Hell's the Dragon's name?
Gondar. Grab me my wish.
But anyways, you know they're doing that.
They're cooking up the cooking up the goats, so I start
grabbing, grabbing the crabs out of the barrel by the legs and
going it's appetizer time and just start throwing out crabs.
So as a lot of crab that I just. So as as your as the top goat is
on top of the world of sins getting ready to be thrown for
you to cook it. I tossed the crab so the crab
lands in the fur of the goat so it all gets cooked at once.
So then, so then Shindar gets a goat crab ragoon.
I love Crabber. Goons don't.
Surf and turf, see who doesn't that beak and it'll kill me.
No fat ribs, fat ribs. You see his eyes somehow get
even larger and gouge his claws gouge into the stage in
excitement. I think the way to this Dragon's
heart is just food. Yeah.
That's the way and. And eats them happily after.
Yeah, can. I don't know if you're you don't
really need how many. This is the next question I have
for you Kat. How many spell slot?
The issue that was a can trip though right for.
Fire bolt and control flames or both can trips.
OK so you're you can keep this up all day.
Yep. So they they keep they keep
marching on through and he you got 12 crabs.
So that's some of the last of the goats that you're you're
getting them in in through there, but you can tell for sure
that you're down, you know from the original 25 you've you've
probably got like 20 of them that made it through.
That's fine, 'cause then, like, maybe he'll he'll start with the
goats and then all of a sudden it's like, oh, the goats not
enough? Crabs.
Delicious crabs. So I know I'm gonna regret
asking this, but aren't goats noisy when they die?
Yeah, yeah. But red Dragons like this shit,
yeah? It's like it's like a dog.
Whenever you have like the squeaky toy, they really like it
because it's like they're hunting it.
Yeah, every time you've been, you know, casting fire bolt you
you're getting some schadenfreude from the times
that they've fucked your day over, cat, because they just.
Yeah, I I don't really feel that much pity for them, 'cause I'm
like, yeah, you goats are assholes.
Yeah, pretty much because they're being burned alive.
So that. I mean there's a point where
they just like stop making noise because their vocal cords and
everything to are to A. Christian.
It just it. Just fades out.
I'll let. Go quietly into the night.
All right, we need we need someone to go get the sushi
before we run out of crabs. Now we need the closer the big
shebang. Me may can maybe run that?
Yes, me may go get them. Go get what?
The sushi from from June. June.
I was blinking on the name. OK, it's the mirror.
Well, that's where you'd spun it up last.
It is. It isn't currently there, but
you'd roll me a performance for the plate.
Go go Gadget Mirror. Yeah. 14 It it you want to tell
me how you succeed? So so I feel like me and may
have opened the the mirror portal a couple times so I where
where was it? Was it just sitting on the
ground or? The last, the last time it was
used, Rural had spun it up and kind of stuck it to the wall,
basically, But you. OK, so.
Presumably picked it. Yeah, So I'm just going to like
grab it wherever it is and like with a flick of the wrist going
to let it like roll across my hand and like very expertly spin
it and it'll, you know, not too high into the air because I have
to be able to get through it, but spin it and let it open.
Rolls off the back of your wrist, off the tip of your
finger into a perfect spin, and you're walk on through greeting
a dune who happily tells you I've finished all of the sushi
that that Bulkan sushi. The, the, the the that magical
squid thing. Not magical squid thing.
Yes, you are the best dune. We definitely need this
immediately. The the dragon turns out as
large and very hungry and happy about food.
So in order to keep the dragon happy, we want to take lots of
food. Oh, that seems normal.
And you just hear as the boards of the deck form their hand
delivering you the sushi, well packed, took the liberty of
packaging it, not knowing when you would return necessarily.
But Yep, here it is. And there's like several packets
laid out before you probably there was like hundreds of
pounds of this stuff. Perfect.
No, this is great. Thank you, Aduna, because I have
little arms. And this makes it much easier.
So meme is going to like in true fashion, like when you get home
from the grocery store and you don't want to make two trips.
So you pick up everything that you can grocery.
Bags. Yeah.
You pick up like probably seven or eight more grocery bags than
you really should. Then what's responsible?
You're going to feel it tomorrow.
You put them down. Your fingers.
Yeah, like your fingers have almost been like removed from
your body because they're like they're the the bags have like
sunk into your skin that much. That's what Mimi's doing right
now. It's like picking up everything
like way more than is responsible.
And it's just like I'll be back for more and runs.
Runs through the portal or doesn't run, but like as quickly
as possible scuttles through the portal and brings the packets of
sushi right over here. Right next to the stage or.
And then doesn't say anything, just like finger guns and runs
off to go get more. And true he may patch.
You in. I don't know how many trips this
is going to take, but we May is just going to be I.
Remember Sushi's 158 lbs raw meat, so we're talking additives
and everything like that. You're you're you're probably in
the like 2 hundreds of pounds, which you know you can only hold
probably about £50 per load so Max and you know like real
struggling 50 lbs for. Yeah, say 50 lbs is like.
Half your happy, very generous. Half your.
Weight oh what's your what's your strength?
No I I only. Weigh 48 lbs.
Never mind. What's your?
Strength. We'll have to say like 25
because you otherwise you'd just tip over.
Well, no, it depends. My strengths I've.
OK, yeah. No.
Why did we send you? She's the only one that's left
I. Don't know but look.
I just. Rolled Hamilton.
Well, you know, I mean, they got this.
It's. Worst case scenario, you're
taking like 4 trips. I forgot we learned this when it
came to the fucking barrels at the top of the Cliff.
Last time. Yeah, it's OK.
I got my little. My legs are little, but they.
Are, but they're not so. They're not.
They're literally not. I'll make up for it with my hard
work. Ethic looks a little confused as
the as the sheep or the the goats have got me saying it now
too as the goats slowed slowed down with the crabs and and such
and just like. He demands more food, guys.
And the power of. God and enemy on their side
thinking it. Faster.
With his mouth, sushi's and everything being so close to the
Rarlson Tower, could everyone roll me a Constitution saving
throw? As he built it.
Oh no. Oh, great.
Oh, a 610. Everyone else holds their.
Oh my God. No holds their.
Wait, I have a saving throw, Have a, have a, have a plus.
Yeah. We did that earlier.
Does that only or is that you're good at continuous?
It's concentration. 4. Oh.
My God, I got this. I got this 1096 and four.
I got this. Yeah, it's a real.
So you you cat, everyone. So, so Nora's the only one that
really holds it together, I would guess in the Tower of
things here. Because what happens was that
you're you're at the top holding cat, but then Cat gets a whiff
of the of the belch that came from the deep in his belly,
which is just this stinking, putrid, sulfurous kind of smell
that sticks in your nostrils and you.
Barf. On the chick I don't know if
chickens can barf, but you do you manage.
You find a way I. Was.
Going. To think do, do, do they gag?
Just like fuck off? I do think chickens regurgitate
stuff. I do think that's the thing.
I don't know. I know that they they can ingest
a lot of things and they do not care.
So that's be more of a vestige of your like human
characteristics that the stench would even stink to you,
honestly. But the the fact that you do, it
does, you do barf on top of the top Rawlson's head and they just
can because of that, you know, create a fountain of barf onto
the next Rawlson. Oh my God, I'm so happy that
I've angled the chicken away from my head.
Yeah, so this is. We tried to roll away to save
face the next dessert. You're like watching this
happen. Oh my God.
Play it as part of the role they've turned into a fucking
fountain. Two look to the left, Two look
to the right. Oh my.
God. Shondar looks a a little
confused and then like his, his tongue comes out to touch the
barf. No.
Is he just a?
Dog. Is he just happy to eat
anything? Yeah, you just peanut butter.
He shakes his head and he goes lactose.
Oh my God, it's a lactose tolerant dragon.
Announce the sushi. Move on, move on.
Yeah, Sushi, sushi, sushi. Distract with sushi.
On to the next. Course.
Hamilton, you realize that MI may still roll it running back
and forth as you're looking at the pile of sushi that's
stacking up next to you. Just.
Start throwing it and just start throwing it in.
I just started tossing sushi in at the Roller Sense, so.
It's like it's like. The roller fish, I'm tossing it
out like one sushi roll at a time to him so they can start
juggling it and just tossing it into his mouth.
I like that. OK Dex, check from from yourself
there Hamilton with another dexterity but saving through in
your case Merle. Well, that was a save.
That's the same thing that. It should be mathematically, I
think. So long as you're not proficient
in it in comparison to your dexterity.
22 for me. 22 You definitely realize what Hamilton's trying
to do, and the sushi gets to you.
Do you want to tell me how you provide it to the Dragon?
I guess? Sure.
We begin doing a juggling act, like a ladder motion where one
will catch it and then start juggling and then they'll get a
few in their hands and then toss one extra high in the air and
then the other one will catch it and start juggling.
And do that several times until we get to the top.
And then I guess Aurora will start just like, juggling them
into his mouth as he gets Fred new ones and he kind of looks
up. I don't think you're supposed to
cook sushi, but. But you're.
Supposed to? Throw it in his mouth.
I'm doing. It's raw when we served it.
It's his fault. It's cooked now, and Raw will
yell out she. Oh.
OK, so at least with that he's he's like a little less hesitant
as the as the sushi comes towards him but still kind of
just snaps one out of the air 1st and then another and then
another and then another. And then he gets a little look
on his face and then the next one just kind of smacks him in
the face, 'cause he just he pauses for a second and then and
then we. Stop throwing them at him.
OK, and then he goes, is this? It was created from the most
fearsome sea creature that we defeated and your name.
Oh God. Did he say the creature's name?
He did. Oh.
Oh no. Was that like, your friend's
name, or is that like, the creature type?
Like, they're like, is this your is this your friend, or is this
just like a creature? Oh no, he's allergic to seafood.
Oh. My God, did we just fucking
dragon? Allergies.
Oh. No with two.
Pieces of. Sushi.
Guys, we figured it out. Stuff all the sushi in his face.
You guys level up six times for killing an adult Elder Dragon?
Yes. It was, yeah, adult red dragon
with sushi. And we won't get the fire breath
in the jar, so our our business propositions are out.
That's but we saved them. I mean, could we just find
another dragon if we accidentally murdered this one?
We should probably wait and see if it's actually happening to
him though, couldn't we? Like.
Yeah, we could just cut out his like fire gland.
All right, let's see what happens before we talk about it
elating this time. We look at the dragon.
Oh, that was a lot of dice. Holy shit.
Could could you could could you guys roll me.
Especially those that are in the Rarlson Tower with disadvantage,
A Dexterity saving throw. Oh no.
I hope you know if this is to take half of that damage, I'm
out no matter what. 69. 30. 16. I do get a deep war with that,
so 14 + 3, so 17. 16 for me. I'm like this, do you want?
Me to You're not in the towers, but I don't do.
The math. Yeah, we're behind.
The stone curtains, we're safe anywhere.
Near this. This was the whole reason for.
That. No, Yeah, you're still in it.
RIP. It is a 60 foot cone.
This is the edge of the map from where he's at is 55 feet.
So that is everything that is, yeah.
It's like hey. Hamilton I think that I can.
See 'cause that's the edge of the curtain.
OK. I just did 'cause I'm, like,
running back and forth. So we're gonna assume this
happened at a point where I'm like, depositing sushi.
OK, I'm OK with that. Dexterity.
Fuck. Disadvantage No.
You have, you're normal. You're not in the.
Top Yeah, yeah, yeah, you both Hamilton and.
Oh wait, you said disadvantage, right?
And. We'll.
Take the first one. We'll take the 20, The Dirty 20.
Ah, fuck. Help.
No you don't. Have to take the first one.
It's disadvantage, you have to take the second one.
No me, May. No, you're good.
Me. May didn't have the disadvantage
my. Bad.
Yeah, we just talked about that. I was scrolling back and forth
and it confused me for a second either.
Is my reaction of uncanny dodge. Yeah, technically.
Can I use my reaction to panic if you live?
OK, well, I'll hold the uncanny dodge.
Don't worry guys, I can. Turn.
Well, it hits everyone. Currently no one no one
succeeded. It's a 21, so that means 69
damage. I mean, uncanny Dodge doesn't
that? It has it.
It has it even if you fail. If.
It's D You take nothing. It's OK, John, Yeah.
Are we doing Pathfinder rules with, you know, negative, Your
total healthy death. Death.
Wait a second. Let me think about something for
a second. God, while you think I have to
use the restroom. OK.
So don't kill him while he's. Away.
So how do you TPK your your party?
Well. We get him.
We get sushi to a dragon and everyone died.
No, it was badly sushi. Don't feed dragon sushi.
Oh. Shit.
Don't worry guys. I have so many character ideas,
it'll be fine. Quick question though, how tall
are the royal sins again? They're adult size, so they're
probably like somewhere between. They're probably like 5657, say
5-6 for easy math. So you would cat any?
Oh, let me see the gear because it's a cone.
So The thing is that it's only 5 foot right at his head, which is
where you guys are basically at. So there was no way you were
basically going to dodge him in the sense that, like the
Rarlsson's 'cause you guys are like right there feeding him?
However, the top rarals and I don't know who you have on top
and maybe these. Rarals on top.
And. And maybe Sonora and Kat would
also be haft damage in that case.
I still am down as fuck, yeah. Yeah, yeah, 'cause the I'm
saying haft only because of the fact that it's like right at his
face and it's not you're getting that like instantaneous with the
size and the amount of the blast.
I'm guessing his where it's coming out of his mouth.
That focal point is just exceedingly hot to kind of like
the blaster point on a jet engine at this point.
OK, I'm back. How screwed are we?
We made a mistake. It's the end of the campaign.
Everyone died. Wait, what was the save we
needed to make? 21. 21210 God OK.
So then it was anywhere near that.
Nope. So I mean all of my siblings are
dead and rural would also be down.
Are you dead? Half of the half of the.
To any creatures within 30. Half of the half of the damage
would be from half of 68, right? Wait, isn't this so?
He asked that creature's name. Isn't that creature still alive?
No. He killed.
It. Oh, it is.
We trapped it in the bottle. We just had one tentacle.
Yeah, trapped. Dude, it's still alive.
Somebody say he's still alive. We brought him.
Yeah. Remember the Rualsons?
Really. But Josh killing?
They wanted it. Oh no.
Never wanted to stop. Never mind.
My question no longer applies. We're fine.
Everything's fine. This is fine.
Yeah, I think I answered everyone's questions then, I
think at this point. So I'm gonna, so we're not
gonna. Everyone begin that screening.
So I mean, I took damage, but I'm still kind of OK, so I have
60 HP to to dole out. I'm dead.
I'm not dead. Wait, did you like, did you say
the damage numbers yet? Because it was 69 total damage.
OK, yeah, I'm totally dead. I am like a burnt little nugget
on the floor. Yeah.
No, me too. So wait, so there's there's Kat,
there's Sonora. Hamilton in front of you.
Hamilton There's all the royal since.
Yeah, well, main. Royal Main Royal has about 4 HP
left right now. Because Oh my God, you're still
up. I'm so impressed.
But I mean, I'm also going to be falling down. 6.
How we're most Oh my God, we're. All good.
So I didn't. Die.
So. Is that 7 people?
So just so you know, we're all falling.
I do have gentle repose, but I'm dead.
I'm at I'm. At like 4.
I have none. God did.
We get any killer. Left.
I think we just killed ourselves.
And I'm going to, I'm going to fall from 15 feet in the air.
I'm going to die. OK, so.
How many HP does? So since I used my uncanny
dodge, I halved it so I took only 34 points of damage, so I
have 28 health left. You're fine.
The rest of us are. Dead.
I'm not going to give any to Hamilton and I'm going to give
10 to everybody else. Everybody.
Gets. How much did you give me?
Or none. OK, good.
I didn't give you any because then you still.
Have maybe roles, don't need 10, but if you conceive their lives
I would be appreciative. You guys all.
I mean I have 60. See your lives flash before your
eyes as what it would be as a burnt husk of a person laying on
the floor and the weeping dragon that woodwind left behind from
that. But as that as that transpires,
you see a large tikied figure fully tatted up in a loincloth
golden stand in front of the dragon for a second.
Everyone that was dying at that point look at you and just and
you're you've. You feel a warm sensation wash
over you as after the after you've just died and been burnt
to her crisp. The you're fleshing it back
together and. Oh.
Whew. Touchy now.
Should one of us call out, he's alive.
We don't, Don't we? Are we still flung?
Because we all like. Well, we don't know.
What? Why, Shandar, you know, fire
breath. Yes.
Nope. Right.
We don't. No, you just kind of said that.
And then I don't think we're like, yeah, yeah, he did.
Ask the question. We did not answer.
Actually, we don't even know if he's pissed.
We don't know if he's pissed or if that was like an involuntary.
Right. That is the.
The creatures to the creature did have the anti magic effect
on it, so that was either a vomit or a I'm angry you killed
my friend. I think it's the latter. 1.
Or I'm angry. So.
Yeah, maybe he's not angry. Maybe that's like appreciation
where he's. Anointing us in fire.
After you'd been dipped down below to death and Lono saved
you, you just get a sleep back into the stage of three damage.
Oh, back to. Reality.
Oh. That was perfect.
Oh shit. And he just he pulls.
Oh, I'm chilling at a lovely seven hit points.
Hell yeah, same. Over his mouth and he just goes.
Oh, sorry. Oh.
Question. About your question, trying to
say sorry. And yeah.
So do you do you know the the the thing that this was made
from? Yeah, there's their.
Their anti magic ability is are. Oh my God, We fed him anti
magic. Sushi.
He's a fucking dragon. Wait, anti magic?
And this didn't affect this? Didn't do anything to a dune.
She didn't eat it. The DNA.
Didn't eat it, she. Just prepared it.
The DNA just touched. It Oh my God, we're idiots,
guys. And he's good.
That was unpleasant, but the little bit of indigestion always
comes with eating those. I'm sure you didn't know.
A little bit of indigestion. We're stupid.
We're stupid.
Oh. Sean, I forgive us, Great
Dragon. So like a side note.
A side note but like I did not think about as cat.
I hear this like the anti magic ability still work and I look at
a piece of sushi and I am very tempted to try to eat it.
No, I'm holding the chicken still.
But what if it? Makes me do that.
No, all of them. All since they're.
Nodding at you, Yes, do it. Worst that happens is a little
indigestion. I let her eat the sushi I I go
to a piece of sushi and I eat it.
You feel all of your years of magic and knowledge start to
wash away from yourself. But.
Does she sell chicken? You don't care because the only
thing you care about right this second is where's the next feed
coming from? Where's the feed?
Hey, did you hear about Brenda Chicken Cat?
Oh. My God, we made her.
Stupid, but you dying upstairs. You can't hear her, but she's
dying upstairs. You only feel that for a second
because I'm assuming you only took a Peck before the the the,
the magics of the of the things like to make you try to vomit as
well. Yeah, I did.
I would just just one pack into a piece of sushi just to see if
I would go back to being human. And I'm gonna guess it makes me
regurgitate. Yep.
My already empty stomach. My one little bite of food comes
up. So Mime's going to look around
real nervous and be like, oh shit and like, start carrying
sushi back to it. I mean, yeah, that's just have
the portal open and just start throwing it through.
I was going to say can we, like, freeze it in time and save it
for someone we don't like? I think that's a good idea.
I mean, we do have the leather from it too.
That's anti magic as well, I believe you go.
I want, I want to, I want to pop AI want to pop a sushi into my
mouth. I'm not magical, so how does it
taste? Or does the?
Sushi off the floor because they're all curious.
Kind of. Besides the the rice and the
seaweed that is wrapped around it, the internal portion is a a
savory bit of a pop and then it kind of melts in your mouth.
Like jellyfish. But it otherwise it's it
doesn't, you know, impede your magical abilities as you have
none. Yeah, I use.
I harness the power of the body, not the power of magic.
Cool. Tastes pretty good.
I have magic. So I'm good.
Not to us magical creatures. Yeah, sorry about that.
Totally blamed on that. Yeah, I turned to him with a
little cough and I'm like, yes, we apologize.
That was awful. This.
Is why you should test your products before performing.
That's definitely going to affect your score.
Yeah, it's very good advice. Do we have any more?
Are there any more goats back there?
Are we out of goats? Yeah, there, there are no more
goats. Oh shit.
We. Need a pallet.
We we need a pallet cleanser. Well, there's a bunch of cooked
goats now, right, 'cause there's a there's a few, there's a few
cooked goats. I'm gonna go and drag one of the
dead goats bodies back over and be like here, an apology pallet
cleanse. 01 of the dead goats.
Yeah, yeah, One of the dead goats.
That's like behind the stage. I'm going to go back there and
like, drag it over and bring it to him and be like, I apologize,
here's a palate cleanser. Don't have the disgusting taste
of anti magic stuck. In your mouth.
He goes, oh thank you, and just grabs the punches of it and
like, brushes his teeth with the goat.
Before. Before like swishing it around
in his mouth and swallowing the whole the thing whole.
And he goes, well, I didn't even realize my form until now.
All right, his apologies. Apologies to myself to intend to
you. It was not intending to show my
form here. It just got excited.
And then he goes back to his humanoid form.
Hey needs to put on this pretty good show.
Yeah. Yeah, we would say it was good
right up until the. Sushi.
Yeah. Should have stopped at the
crabs. Too much of a good thing, you
know. We will contact our sushi
supplier and raise hell with them.
We apologize. And you?
Can drop the ACT, yeah. I would also say that we
probably need to like, 'cause that's so much sushi that was
just made that's now anti magic, and we probably used so many of
the resources on a dune to make that we're gonna have to fill
her stock time again. Yeah.
Thanks me man. Meanwhile the Cobalt's off to
the either side are are were kind of cheering before but are
quite done downtrodden now, especially not having gotten
anything themselves. But Chandar just gives him the
side eye. They don't blew or anything.
Was that the finishing of your ACT?
I don't know if everyone else saw Nime's message, but everyone
except for one of the royal sins within 30 feet got 21 extra
points of healing. O21 extra points.
All right. She loves us.
Thank you. And you get because I'm a
disciple of Life. Wait a second, and there's.
More Oh wait wait. I was going to say I am.
Oh, and an additional 8. More on top of.
That yeah. It was 6 level.
I'm. Fully back up.
Thank you. Yeah, I'm fully healed.
All my feathers are back in place.
I don't look scorched or singed anymore.
And Chandar just kind of claps for the healing effect and if
that's it, you could proceed back through the stage and close
the curtain. We all take a bow.
Yeah, we all take a bow. I will say thank you for
allowing us. Goats are hard to control.
Yeah, now I'm just going to go hide like out of sight, like, Oh
my God, that was horrid. Why does this keep happening to
me? Because this is the second time
I've been burned by a red dragon.
Do a chicken nugget. Because that's all I am to them
is just one mouthful. And.
That's, I'm guessing, where Hamilton pulls the lever.
Crunk, clunk, clunk. In the Wall lunks back into
being between the stage and everyone else.
And. Here's some on the other side of
the wall. Some.
Loud. Talking amongst each other.
I wanna listen in. I wanna try to listen in.
Perception. Oh God, I'm not good at this.
That's a four. Two muffled talking.
Yeah, it sounds like the Charlie Brown adults.
Yeah, with occasional words of like.
Oof. That's good, right guys?
Yeah, totally. Everybody loves a good oof.
Just remember, we're here for business, not just for the
talent show. Not just pleasure.
This was a disaster. And honestly, that's on brand.
It was a mixed, It was a mixed, mixed disaster.
I'm going to drag the rest of the goat bodies to be like
behind the wall so that in case they ever like, open it and just
like. You know you.
See them? They're there as like an
offering, I guess. A peace offering?
Please eat our goats. Don't.
Eat us. I said step pivot.
Are you trying to piss off the volcano?
Well, yeah, I'm going to drag the rest of the goat bodies over
and just kind of place them there.
And just, I don't know, you've won like a paddle on the head
just to be like, hope you're yummy still whenever they get
around to this. It's still very warm, each one
that you drag. Over.
I still will do the padding on the head though for the meat.
We'll grab a goat leg and start munching on it and and sullen
disposition. I can't believe we vomited on
ourselves. You guys.
Vomited on yourselves. I mean that thing was, he's a
great person. Dragons are cool.
Please don't eat me, Mr. Dragon. I think, I think everything's
Uptight's gone for right now, so all.
Right. How do you think we did I?
Don't know. I think.
Well, what did he roll? The D4 you're you're you're
you're feeling the the goat was cooked pretty well from the
inside, although it it it had killed itself by eating lava.
So. Wow 3.
Additional Health deck. It's smoky, you know, like
molten in the inside of the almost.
Oh. So good we should open a
restaurant that only serves molten goat.
Really takes care. Anti magic sushi.
Yeah, it takes. Care goat and anti magic sushi.
Ultimate restaurant. And have an underground fighting
ring that would be so legit because nobody would have.
Actually, that would be kind of cool.
Wizard versus Wizard. Formerly trained those of us
former formerly trained without magic.
Would. Kill it down there.
I agree with this. I would be a champion.
It'd be quite a slip, slappy, Bibby bat fight.
That's one way to describe it. Yeah.
I think I could fight in without magic and do pretty good.
You and your -2 strength. Yeah, I don't punch with my
strength, I slash. With my Tiger's claws, I slash.
I don't punch. I don't punch with my strength
either. I attack with my charisma.
You just rise them up so good they have they're just too
stuck. They can't even.
George, did you hear that fucking shit?
Done. One of the cobolts come back
around the wall and it seems to be one of the judging figures,
or at least one of the mix of them.
And goes. Anything we could provide you
with in the meantime? Seems like that was a violent
performance to say the least. Yeah, describe it.
I don't know, guys. What do you think?
Like just like a bunch of like fire breaths in these convenient
bottles or that good after that. Sounds like an excellent
compensation. Yeah.
Oh, well, I mean, I can't do that.
But I can talk to Shando, I believe, though he might have
some conditions. Oh yeah, we will some.
Extra words and we have an ace of Arsenal.
That's right. Please conduct to Shonda that we
would like to discuss business with him After all of this is
concluded. After our decka decka, decka
decka show, do we have like, paperwork?
Should we give paperwork to this guy?
You did give him a letter already.
OK, I don't know if I missed that in the recap or not, but
yes, you'd given him a letter from the Queen.
But not all the paperwork, just the letter.
Yeah, I I don't. There wasn't any paperwork from
the Queen in that sense. She just.
She's talking about the nude. Yes, No, no, Nope.
Not that it was just the letter from the Queen and kind of being
all official and saying that there was business to be
conducted and he'd said Shondar that is said to wait until after
you'd done your performance and such whether it you know he he
didn't expect you guys to be ready today, however that that
did transpire so. He.
Did he did so good, right? Totally.
I mean, we lived. We did.
Survive. That's all that matters.
He's Yep he you. Yeah waited until you were done
with the performance but to finish business basically.
So got it. That's what you were recalled
and I guess you could request to finish the business whenever
he's prepared already from? No, I I just didn't realize we
had already asked. Yeah, I guess we'll just tell
the dude. Like, yeah, whenever he's ready
to talk about that business. Will he be on the island?
Oh, he's. Chilling.
Happy to wait for him to recover for.
He'll be ready. Yet.
A quick drink or two. I know that he was already in
his cups, as it were, for the evening, so, well, I'll just
confirm that. And shall I?
I guess I just. Hold on, I'll, I'll, I'll lean
over to the others. This guy's a judge.
Should we bribe him so? That we can win.
Oh. Do we need?
Insight Check this dude. Is he looking for a bribe right
now? Is that why he's here?
Do we need to win? Is that like a an important part
of this? No, but like, I want to win.
I don't want to win. Yeah.
Go ahead, you go ahead and insight check.
I don't know what my insight is, but I will see if this dude
wants cold hard cash 7. These rolls are fire tonight,
let me tell. You.
We're doing so good, the dice are so in our.
Favor his Jingle. Jingles.
Doesn't forward. He definitely kind of like it's
holding his hound out more than usual than you've noticed from
other Cobalts. But otherwise he's he's kind of
just looking a little like he doesn't he doesn't quite want to
be walking back and forth so much.
What he what he was talking about there, you know it's like
I'm a messenger I guess, but. Sure, sure.
I'll, I'll take 1010 gold out of my pocket and just put it in his
hand. For your troubles, my friend.
I think that's enough. Looks down at it.
Looks back up at you eyebrows. Eyebrows rise.
I put 10 more in. Am I?
Are are they doing this near me? We're all together.
Just open bribery. Oh, yeah, OK.
I would guess so, yeah, that they're interview.
Yeah, I'm not being secretive. Does the Cobalt look pleased
with this amount? Do this.
I don't understand how much money is worth what.
Yeah. Can I tell if he's pleased?
I roll a perception. You can tell, you can tell that
he's like, OK. That he's like what you cut out.
I'm sorry. He's like OK, kind of in his
demeanor and starts to walk away with the 20 gold in his hand.
A little underwhelmed. Yeah.
I look panicling up. Panicly panicky lead to the
others. What do I do?
Do we give him more? I think so.
We should be friends with this guy.
He's the The Emissary. 10s old, out of out of my pouch, under my
wing and just pull him out like one coin at a time and just like
take them into Rarlson's hand like here.
OK, I run back up to him. Oh no, I I'm bad at math.
So sorry. I give him that gold.
And then I also take another I I take out my gold bag and I start
pouring it into his hands. I'm never going to be able to
afford any. Waiting for him to look wee
shit. We as a collective group because
some of us are poor now. I think you see, well I know
that you I just went into your inventory and you have 89
currently. I didn't know if that was before
or after the 20 though before, before.
OK so he he's going, he's he sees the 20 more that you put
immediately in his hand and he goes, hmm.
And then the the the bag that you pull out and start.
Tink, tink, tink, tink, Tink in it.
And he's just looking at the bag that you're holding and pulls up
his other hand to start catching all of them that are falling
out. And he just kind of, like,
starts getting a grin on his face and waiting for the bag to
empty. Oh no.
Greedy little buggers. He works for a dragon.
Are we surprised? No.
And I get to the end and I've
got a little like some coppers in there and they just start
falling out one by one. Tink or I've got 8 Silver the
Tink and I look up at him. You put so you like 1 Tink, it's
like overfilling his hand basically with the and he's got
like his two little hands holding as much as he can.
One or two fall through those claws, and he goes.
OK. And he just, like, starts
running away at this point. OK.
Bye. I think I'll accept my payment.
You're chasing accept. More.
Take it. Take my shirt.
I take my shirt off and start
running. Does this work as a bribe if we
terrify them? No, that's right.
I stopped. I look back at the others.
I don't have any money left. Then you look down at the ground
and you see the two gold and the silver that help.
I picked them up, guys. I found some gold.
I'm rich. I was half.
I was half expecting you to pick it up and start running out
there and be like you dropped. At this point. 2 gold, 2 silver.
All. Right.
I can't buy anything. That's fine. 2.5%, remember?
Pretty sure I'm still remembering that number wrong,
but you're going to be a business owner.
Yes, I think it was 1%, but that's still pretty good. 2.5.
OK. Well, here's the thing, I'm
going we're we're going to try to convince him to create an LLC
of course as well, right. You know, because he has to have
his side of the business and we'll get the stake of that and
then we'll create our LLC as the go between because we'll
contract that that we're the official go between and then
we'll be our own company with with a 1% stake on each side and
you know it'll be fine. We got it.
Everything will be fine. Yeah, I.
Was I was 100% not here for this conversation, but you guys do
what you want to do. Us now.
That's what the good campaign is.
Business Just hustling. America.
Capitalism. Shondar heard that the that the
local island has oil. Time to liberate them.
Adune is our means of colonization.
The cobalt comes back, not clinking of gold, and he goes
like, oh, Chanda will definitely meet with you post taste if you
just follow me and he goes off in the direction that you
haven't gone yet around the wall.
OK. So should I say, should we,
like, pause it here so that we can do negotiations with more of
our party members? Yeah, I like.
That idea, go grab the nudie in the gold chest and.
Then Oh yeah, we still need that.
Who said I don't have the nudie on me?
I said Look so used like something was wrapping all
against. God, you leave that nice nudie
of the Queen alone. Yeah, be a virginal nudie.
The Roddleson brothers worked hard on that.
Hey, Hamilton has no interest in the Queen.
Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
The Queen's an orc, right? Yeah.
OK, just double checking.
Just go in by the. Have interest in Orcs?
That has an interest in the I. Was just trying to.
Picture this nudie 'cause I was like, is this like a tasteful
like old fashion nudie we like. We'll be one of your French
orcs, yeah, yeah, We went on A and.
We kind of did. That's kind of what we did when
we were the Ralston brothers. We just, like, ran around and
then painted a nudie of the Queen.
Yep, with one of the Royalson brothers in it.
Yes, on the lap, sleeping. Tastefully covering the Queen.
The Vijin Aw. Yes, we have to have some
tasteful censoring. Race aside, it's not Hamilton
taste. Do you?
Are you? Wait, I thought.
Hamilton swung both ways. Hot Dog.
No, no, that's he's beastiest. Oh yeah.
Hot dog. Hot dog.
Are you a hot dog or a Taco? He's Jenna Haley.
Hot Dog, Hot Dog and. Hot Dog.
Cause 'cause, come on, Hamilton's the bottom.
Who are we kidding me? Yeah, I don't even think he's a
power bottom. He's just a bottom.
Did you did you roll for your Dick size?
I don't know if family did. You roll AD 12 and then that's
your Dick size. Do it.
Roll it right now we're all watching.
Hey, that was AD 20. You have to roll AD 12.
Oh. OK.
Hey, you got two more inches off of that.
Yeah, you got two more. That's about average we're.
About you got a 5 inch, that's good.
Hey man, I'm jealous of him. You've got 3 inches on me.
And with that, I think. That was on record.
La La la.
If anything if anybody. Needs me.
I'll be at my basement bar. Don't forget to add that to your
character description notes. Yeah, important must be
remembered. It's very important.
If you have a veil care, do you gotta gotta get the disguise?
It's very important. I cast an arm from this bottom
with five inches of power. The.
Dragon wait, what? What?
Are you? Does that mean you're more into
the dragon in this deal? Yeah, in Hamilton's case.
Yeah, well, the fact that it's a male dragon, I know.
Yeah, exactly. No.
Nope. Doesn't matter.
Hamilton's heart is spoken for. He is the purest.
He's not a slut. No.
He is not a slut. He has his eyes are meant for
one hot dog and one hot dog only.
Which is you going to share? You're.
Going to have to keep playing the game to figure that one out.
Damn. No hate keeping it for me.
Rude. It's it's somebody in the evil
campaign. This is his own character.
What's it been for Flint? And that's just that.
Listen, you weren't here for the first.
Charismic. Erratically or the 2nd or the
3rd. I've missed all of them.
Yeah, so the first one fucking full on tearjerker 100% had the
entire table's attention. He did I.
Didn't even plan on making this character.
Yeah, this character was a happenstance because when we
first started playing, we were only in the evil campaign, and
then we came to the arrhythmic veracity.
Josh was like, hey, I think you guys should make a good
character so that you can be in the first part of this, like,
gameplay. And we were both like all right
and I. No, I said.
No, But I was roped into it. You're welcome.
Just for the like the day, because part of the part of the
problem was the way that I was playing it is the fact that I
was having both campaigns played during the day and then a
combined session at the end of the day.
So like if you weren't playing in one or the other campaign,
you'd just be sitting there while everybody else was playing
was the problem in my in my mind.
So I was like, well you should just make a good character, at
least for like this session, you know, Kind of thought, but.
OK, yeah, that's what it was. It was just for the one session,
but after he like revealed the like back story for these two
characters, everybody was like, you have to keep playing.
Yeah. 100% of the attention of the table.
There was no like, Oh no, I'm going to play on my phone or
hey, what's going on over here? No, it was Hey Star crossed
lovers. Yeah.
That's cute. I love that it.
Was great. It was great.
Oh, I have a hypothetical question for you.
If Thomas, Hamilton or Flint were to be killed in the
campaign, what would the other do?
Hold on, Blood rage. I want to talk to you like
especially. Hey, this is hats off right now,
bud. Hey, yeah, on the hats off
moments too. Just don't forget to make I
think the only person here that doesn't have one is you Bear it.
But for that one shot that's been being thrown?
Out. Yeah, I got that letter.
That was funny, that letter. Was great.
I love. That letter was awesome.
I just got home before Christmas.
I like, I just got home from my like, trip back down to Georgia
for like the holidays yesterday. And I like, got my mail and I
was like, oh, look, I've got things.
And then I opened that letter and oh.
Good. So those of you who wish to play
have a have a character of yourselves ready at you know the
highest level character that you currently are playing.
And I would suggest in that vein of things is what I was going to
go for anyways. Is that not not a suggestion,
more of a requirement for everybody else?
Because everybody else is like this is that you are human, so
you don't really get a choice on race in that particular case
because we are all humans on earth here.
Sorry, I. Identify as a velociraptor.
I can't. You can identify as whatever,
but you're. Identify as AT fling.
I feel like I'm actually a demon child, so.
I, I, I I wish that you don't have the genetic capabilities of
them, unfortunately. As far as you're aware.
You can you. You can pretend to.
Be next your rhythmic veracity. Come prove us wrong.
Do it. Don't do it.
Yeah, and besides being human, you know, try to base yourself
off yourself a little bit if as best as you can.
Even there's a there's a really in depth like test that you can
take that tells you exactly what exactly what race you are like
what race class and alignment you would be based off of how
you answered and I took it forever ago with all of my
friends and it's if you have a link you should definitely share
that. I'll try to find it so that I'll
and I'll send it here in the that all of you guys haven't.
But it's like, it's so it's a really long test, but it's like
really accurate because I was able to guess exactly what all
of my friends. That's pretty great.
That is. I did a similar one and then I
kind of was bouncing between for myself Artificer Wizard.
So I presented them as options to someone I know and they were
just like it's got to be the diviner wizard, because all you
would want to do is cheese everything.
I've always been told that I'm basically like a Ranger, so I
like Rangers so but I also I main druids, so the nature thing
is just there always. True.
So yeah, build yourself your character.
I'm thinking it'll probably take the month of February, if that's
all right. Oh yeah.
And then at. Least from my side of things,
it's. Yeah, that's fine.
I think the letter gave a little bit of a hint as to what's going
on A. Little bit but.
I found it. I found it I guys it is 140
question. Wow.
Yeah, like they say, set aside
15 to 20 minutes. Take this I'll do tomorrow at
work. Exactly.
So based on the letter, I'm expecting something like
Hogwarts. Yeah.
I mean secret society, for sure. Yeah.
Oh God. We're part of the Illuminati.
The illuminati the. Illuminati in Vibe it's it's
it's a little bit more like, oh, what's it called?
It's a little bit of a mix between Umbrella Academy and
Loki. Oh, I'm into it.
I like it. I haven't watched either of
those, so I don't know. I just get dinner, dinner,
dinner. Sure.
I mean, I won't give anything away if you don't want.
Oh, you just watch Umbrella Academy.
Umbrella Academy is amazing. Loki is really good too.
I like that. I already pulled a lot for that,
yeah. If you can send me your
character sheets and who's planning to attend so I can
attempt to build some sort of combat, that's appropriate.
Right. I mean, just got to take the
quiz. The attendance thing I We did
get started, it looks like at least in the.
Where was it? Game Guru.
Oh yeah. Well, I've got like the monsters
and all the stuff that I'm going to be using.
It's just like, how many do we throw an extra, you know?
Blah blah blah you. Need to rename that.
Actually I need to name that like was the was the name of the
organization, not not I. I had.
I called it a the the legally distinct Wizards of the Coast.
But. You can name it whatever you
want. And then in parentheses, not
Wizards of the Coast. I figure that's a good way to
avoid any actual IP issue. Well, I'm going to shorten it
for this chat, at least. LG legally distinct D legally
distinct. Which is that, the coast LD.
What's the LD at the end? Legally distinct, so Wizards of
the Coast legally distinct. I got you.
I'm just renaming it currently. Sure.
I just renamed it for each one shot that we've done because so
that we have like a chat never the time comes.
Keep track of that for yourself and a place for you to ask any
questions. One might be good to ask
everybody for the character sheet since you were talking
about that. Yep.
And for that reason too, I didn't know if you'd had.
I was going to do this too. If you had a campaign set up in
D&D Beyond, I can always. Yeah, I do.
I have to. I'll have to share it.
Yeah, 'cause then that way you can have quick access to
everybody's character sheet. That's smart.
You have to. Send me your guys's icons.
Here's the real question. Do you want the icons?
Do you? These cut out of everybody's
faces. Just little tokens of our faces
all over the place. They move the map and I'm moving
around the map. Which face do I use now?
I don't know. It's your choice.
How? Many.
Things do you have. That reminds me off topic, but
we went home for Christmas and my mom decided it was going to
be Hawaiian theme. So she told yeah, she told all
of us this It there's nothing came of it.
It was just Hawaiian skirts and whatnot, but everybody ordered a
shirt like a Hawaiian shirt, with my mom's face printed all
over it in protest and then showed up at the party with
them. That's great.
I love that. That is beautiful.
Oh, yeah. All right.
I'm going to hop off. Thanks for running.
Oh, absolutely. Have a good one?
Good. Night.
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