1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:05,320 Welcome to garage sales Unhinged. 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,080 Where the characters are as quirky as the vines. 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,000 I'm Julie. And I'm Jake. 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,840 Join us as we dive into the wild world of garage sales, yard 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,920 sales, estate sales, and anywhere second hand sales are 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,680 happening from. Bizarre bargains to hilarious 7 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,920 haggles. You won't believe the stories 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,040 we've got lined up. Let's get unhinged. 9 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:28,240 So I think I told you I've been going to the gym and working 10 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:32,439 out, have personal trainer doing all the things that a 11 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:36,400 middle-aged lady is supposed to be doing to prolong my life for 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,880 forever. And you're looking fucking 13 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,840 jacked, Julie. Way to go. 14 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:48,320 Yeah, it's the steroids. So I'm I'm hurting in places 15 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,600 that I didn't know people could hurt. 16 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,760 Like my triceps are always on fire. 17 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:58,440 And grant, I knew that that could hurt, but like my neck 18 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:03,360 muscles hurt and I don't do any weights for my neck muscles. 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,480 Don't think you should I. Was. 20 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,960 Like people wear these weird head harness things that look 21 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:13,160 like they're out of Mad Max and Thunderdome and they got like 22 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,840 plates attached to a chain and they're just like moving their 23 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,600 head around. Like man, that does not look 24 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,880 like a good idea. Yeah, I call my personal trainer 25 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:27,600 a bunch of bad names all the time, and she seems to thrive in 26 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,040 that environment, so I feel like I'm just feeding a demon. 27 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,720 I don't. I don't know. 28 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,200 What are some bad names you could call your personal 29 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,480 trainer? Like Garrett and like Joffrey 30 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,680 and. Tabitha. 31 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,200 These are all bad names. No, I can't say all the bad 32 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,640 names because, because then I'd have to make this episode. 33 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,480 I'd have to put a little asterisk next to it to say that 34 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,040 we said a lot of bad words in there and I don't really want to 35 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,320 do that. So, but I don't think. 36 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:03,080 Of let's discuss like what what bad names are because I think 37 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:07,960 like Beatrice is not a good one. Dorothy is no longer. 38 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,160 Think of all the words that if you said them to our mother, you 39 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,480 would probably get your mouth washed out with soap. 40 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,200 Gotcha. But now that I'm stronger and 41 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,920 bigger than her, she ain't going to put soap in my mental. 42 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,160 The worst that she's going to do is remove me from the will and. 43 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:30,680 That's much worse. Well, now if you've seen their 44 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,200 stuff, but yeah, I'm, I just happened. 45 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:38,680 Like I go to bed at night and I'm so tired and then it there's 46 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:44,160 always at like 130 AMII like turn over in bed and like, why 47 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,040 does that hip flexor hurt? Like, who knows? 48 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:48,800 So. And now? 49 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,160 You you find like since you've been doing this, you have new 50 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,920 vocabulary for parts of your body 'cause you just said hip 51 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:57,080 flexor. Was that in your lexicon before 52 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:03,280 you became a gym rat? Yes because I'm smart and also I 53 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,840 was supposed to be a physical therapist early in my life and 54 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,680 decided not to do that. But I am pretty well versed in 55 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:14,680 the human anatomy and all the all the things, but no one tells 56 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:20,120 you no. Like anatomy map shows you where 57 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:25,680 all the muscles will hurt. So my, I told my trainer 58 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,000 whenever we started working together that I said, hey, for 59 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,560 the first, you know, couple months, I really want to focus 60 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,560 on form because I felt like I was doing the form wrong and I 61 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,800 was injuring myself a lot whenever I'd go to the gym and 62 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,200 work out on my own. And I was like, I don't think 63 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,560 I'm doing these things correctly. 64 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,920 So for the first several weeks, we really focused on form and 65 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,920 she helped me like show me how to do certain things. 66 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,000 Sure enough, like every single time I did a squat, I never had 67 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,120 my, my legs were never positioned correctly. 68 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,760 Since she's helped me with that, I can now do a squat. 69 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,400 Still don't like doing them, but I will do them and I don't 70 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:05,760 injure myself. And I told her, I said. 71 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:10,760 And then after like we figure out the form and everything next 72 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,240 I want a big ol ass. And so she laughed at that. 73 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:19,040 And then this past couple weeks we have been working on glute 74 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:24,400 exercises and she has created some exercises from the depths 75 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:29,680 of hell that have really targeted my glutes and they are 76 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,600 on fire. And the worst part is Jake and 77 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,600 I. And I get it, like guys may not 78 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,320 really understand this. For our female listeners who 79 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:43,840 have maybe, you know, taking a break for the from the gym or 80 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:47,320 like working out and they go back to it and they start doing 81 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,720 those squats. They start doing like all the 82 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,880 things that really make your booty pop. 83 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,040 Would you have to go to the bathroom and then get back up? 84 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:01,560 That is terrifying because you have to use those muscles to 85 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:07,680 lift you off the toilet seat. And I, yeah, there's so many 86 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:11,600 times where I'm like, I'm just going to get a bladder infection 87 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:15,840 because I don't want to go sit down to then have to use my 88 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,960 muscles to get back up. It's a different kind of 89 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:23,680 grunting sound you make in the stall just to ease yourself down 90 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:29,480 and get yourself up, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's not pretty at 91 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,760 all. So anyway. 92 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,920 You know, being more physically active like that. 93 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,400 And then yeah, I feeling the muscle soreness does make you, 94 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,000 it's kind of like when you injure something like not just 95 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,600 through like muscle soreness or doing gym stuff, it's like you 96 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,160 smash your finger, you you cut something, you sprained 97 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,480 something. And it makes you better 98 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:52,560 appreciate like, wow, there's like a billion things in my body 99 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:57,360 that are working in concert perfectly for me to open this 100 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,960 can and would. If any little thing is wrong, 101 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,200 it's like I'm aware now because there's pain. 102 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,080 I'm aware how many intricate little systems have to work just 103 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,080 right for me to like, get to these Pinto beans. 104 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,520 Well, that's like right now, you and I, we're both healthy, 105 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,920 everything's good, and I'm not taking for granted that I can 106 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,040 breathe through my nose naturally. 107 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,280 The second I get a cold or a sinus infection and become a 108 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:26,840 mouth breather, Oh my God I'm like Lord. 109 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,320 The day that I can breathe through my nose again without 110 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,640 having to think about it will be the happiest day of my life. 111 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,280 I've never felt more. And I forget about it. 112 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:42,400 I've never felt more conflicted about how I feel about myself 113 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:47,960 then when one nostril is fine and the other has some problem 114 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,040 with me. Yes. 115 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,640 Yeah. Yeah, it's. 116 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,280 I mean, it's awesome that you're doing the gym thing and, and 117 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,520 taking care of your health and everything like that. 118 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,720 And yeah man, do do the the glute thing I guess. 119 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,400 Well because I also told her I wanted to learn how to twerk and 120 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,960 apparently that is not part of our gym session and she also 121 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,480 said she doesn't know how to twerk and I feel like why you 122 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,960 look like that if you don't know how to twerk. 123 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,800 Like God, this isn't what I signed up for. 124 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:23,640 False advertising. Yeah, so anyway, I'm middle-aged 125 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,240 white woman. I'm going to learn how to twerk 126 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:29,880 one of these days. Jake, I said all that because 127 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,320 that's not what we're talking about today. 128 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:37,760 That's the way we roll. And also, I have no research 129 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,240 about what we're going to talk about today, and I know you're 130 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,360 shocked by that. This is also how we roll. 131 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:53,680 So I I want to bring up a subject that is timely, that is 132 00:07:54,800 --> 00:08:00,240 a real human emotion. It's a human activity. 133 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,760 And if we don't talk about it, people aren't going to be 134 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:09,360 prepared for when it happens to them because it will happen to 135 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,640 them. Man, it sounds like you're 136 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,640 prepping everybody for for us to give them the sex talk. 137 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:20,440 Not that, not not this episode. That's on a future episode about 138 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,680 second hand sales and the sex talk. 139 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,520 Yeah, that's that. That is a a Patreon exclusive. 140 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,080 It's garage sales, unhinged nights. 141 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,799 Yeah. There's no Patreon anyway, so 142 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,440 let's say that while you're out yard selling, having a grand old 143 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:40,320 time, it's a beautiful spring Saturday. 144 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:45,760 What do you do when nature calls and we're going to get the male 145 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:49,160 and the female version of this since you are male and I am 146 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:53,840 female, so there's a difference. 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Paint the full picture. 155 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:27,400 OK, let's say that you are, let's say you're 7 miles away 156 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:32,120 from your house and you are at a local yard sale and they got 157 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:37,600 some good things and you need to go through all of it because it 158 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,080 is something you want to collect. 159 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,960 It's something that you have been looking for forever and 160 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:47,560 they don't know what they have and you have to get the things. 161 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:53,360 But then #1 comes a ring in. Yeah. 162 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:58,240 What do you do? OK, no, it's, it's, it's a fair 163 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,520 question. I think it's something that 164 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:03,280 everybody's run into at some point and now you're, you're 165 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,600 going to your lead up to this makes a lot more sense. 166 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,680 Like if, if if this hasn't been you, it means it will be you 167 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:13,280 soon. I think I've been in situations 168 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,440 like that, whether it's a garage sale or any other kind of public 169 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:21,040 space and you're really, you want to stay committed to what's 170 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:24,880 going on right here. But man, you've got a pressing 171 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,960 matter that's come up. Well, and but here's the thing 172 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,800 with the garage sale or yard sale, you're essentially at 173 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:37,200 someone's home. So do you leave? 174 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,760 Do you ask if you can use the facilities? 175 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,800 Do you go around the corner of their house? 176 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,760 Like what do you do, you heathen? 177 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:51,520 And it's tough because in that situation, you know, I've got a 178 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:56,360 solution 10 feet that way, but I'm, I can't go there. 179 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,760 It's the same kind of solution as what I got at home. 180 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,360 It's just, there's kind of an unspoken and understood rule 181 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:08,240 that, well, that's not for me. That's not for anybody but you. 182 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:17,360 And I think I'd like, I would, I mean, like in your hypothetical 183 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:22,600 situation, I'm not far from my house and there's places that do 184 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,720 have public restrooms not far from my house. 185 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:32,600 So I find the nearest one. I'd, you know, funny, walk back 186 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:38,480 to my car and drive to the Dairy Queen and do that. 187 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,920 And soon as I'm I'm done with things there, head back to the 188 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,160 sale and hope. Hey, look, you know, I'll this 189 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,560 is how it is. You know, fortune was not a did 190 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:54,320 not smile on me because, you know, I had to go tinkle when I 191 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,960 really wanted to get all these vinyls. 192 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,240 But I mean, that's my answer. I, I wouldn't even think I 193 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,360 wouldn't feel comfortable asking the homeowner. 194 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:09,360 Oh man, I'm really sorry. Can I, you know, as earnest and 195 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,280 genuine as I could try to appear that I need to use your 196 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:16,000 restroom? I know for them it's just look, 197 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,760 I need a place to do drugs. And it's like, and we totally 198 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,880 understand the them reacting, like responding like no. 199 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,240 And then just leave it at that. Like, OK, but that makes sense. 200 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,360 That's a good answer. What would you do? 201 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,240 So here's the thing, for some women that I've had children, 202 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,440 like holding it for a long time may not be feasible. 203 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:45,480 I, I would say like if I'm, if I, if I'm doing a garage sale, 204 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:49,120 yard sale, estate selling weekend and I know I'm going to 205 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:52,880 get my car to go to the next sale, if there is a place I 206 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,480 could stop along the way, even if I don't have to go to the 207 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:00,680 restroom at that time, I will stop and make myself go. 208 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,360 So I don't run into that situation. 209 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:07,160 Because if I have my hand on something that is a hard to find 210 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:11,560 thing that I really need for my house or a gift for someone, I 211 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:16,560 don't want to set it down If I cuz then I am if I set it down 212 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,440 the opportunity of me buying it later if I come back. 213 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,080 Right. Like that's the tough part. 214 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:25,000 It's. It's up to God at that point, 215 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,680 and your mother would be so proud of you going to the 216 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,280 bathroom before you get in the car. 217 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,320 It finally sunk Rim. You did it. 218 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,320 Thanks Ma. Thanks Ma. 219 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,360 But part of me is also like for those that are die hard, like 220 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:54,640 hardcore buyers, right? Are adult diapers a thing Also? 221 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,880 I should probably correct myself and call them adult briefs. 222 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,840 I have a friend that works with the elderly and they do not like 223 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,840 them being called adult diapers. It's demeaning. 224 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,080 So we'll we'll call it adult briefs and hopefully we've 225 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,960 educated everyone on. You can also call them adult 226 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,920 briefs, but is that also an option that like? 227 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,400 Those products are out there, Yeah. 228 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:23,560 I mean, like if, if, if you are, you know, you're going to be in 229 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,640 a situation where you don't want to disengage for whatever 230 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:33,280 reason. I mean, I, I, I think many of 231 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:38,800 our national heroes do that telling me like seal, SEAL 232 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,240 members aren't, you know, making use of the wets. 233 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,400 Are are we going to equate me going to a garage sale the same 234 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,560 thing as an astronaut going to space? 235 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,320 It is a matter of national security, yes. 236 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:59,560 Hell yeah it is. I think there's like I think I 237 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,240 kind of, I kind of picked up and, and I might be wrong, but I 238 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,360 picked up the the you might have been suggesting and I don't 239 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,440 disagree with you that there might be a bit of a gender 240 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,040 disparity when it comes to the available options in this 241 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:17,640 scenario. Well, for the most part, a man 242 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:22,760 can stand up to go #1 and you can do that fairly quickly. 243 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,480 Not that I would recommend it, but in the corner of a parking 244 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:32,920 lot, anything like that for a woman standing up, unless you 245 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,720 have, they make things that allow women to stand up to go #1 246 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,880 but for the most of us, we don't carry those with us all the 247 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,600 time. And so, like, it just requires a 248 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:50,240 little bit extra stuff to do. But yeah, it was one of those 249 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,000 things you mentioned earlier about you would go your local DQ 250 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,720 and use the restroom. Whenever I think about the local 251 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,440 DQ, I don't think of clean restrooms. 252 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,400 And here's the thing again. For a man, you don't have to sit 253 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:08,520 down. For a woman who is also doing 254 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:12,920 squats all the time, hovering over a toilet seat, Not great. 255 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,800 Yeah. I will say this though, like the 256 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,480 scenario you're describing, Hey, look man, any port in a storm, 257 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:26,920 you know, it's, it's like if not really thinking about the like 258 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,360 the last time this was cleaned, I haven't really inspected the 259 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,640 cleaning report that stapled onto the back of the door. 260 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:40,280 It's just there's you're open for business and I'm ready to do 261 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,800 business. Well, and like there's not a 262 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:48,640 Bucky's on every street corner. And if there was, that's called 263 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,640 heaven. So their bathrooms are magical 264 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,280 and they're clean and they're always functioning. 265 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,960 And I'm going to give people some advice. 266 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:01,440 Again, I travel a lot. Nature calls at the wrong time 267 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,240 sometimes. I will say places that have the 268 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:11,839 cleanest bathrooms, Home Depot and Lowe's because they have 269 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:15,960 everything in the store to clean it and to maintain it. 270 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,560 I think I, I mean, that's awesome. 271 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,160 And I think it's kind of honestly really a great service 272 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:28,640 to tell people where those kind of like fines are that probably 273 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,480 should that probably be a really great podcast on its own. 274 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:36,560 It's just like the clean bathroom report, like travel the 275 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,160 country and then like say, here's where they are and this 276 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,240 is a code. That's a code. 277 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:48,440 But I will say too, I think your experience might vary based on 278 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,240 your your local Lowe's or Home Depot. 279 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:56,360 Well also you have mentioned before like in high school, you 280 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,160 would go to the teacher's lounge because the bathroom was clean. 281 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:05,520 Right. But I would also say for most 282 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,440 places, the women's bathroom is going to be cleaner than the 283 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,440 men's bathroom because apparently men, even though you 284 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,560 don't have to sit down, men can't aim with it. 285 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,600 You know when you don't, when logistics isn't as a much a 286 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:24,920 concern for you. It this the spirit is liberated. 287 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:31,760 You know, you you like the fewer constraints mean more creative 288 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,160 space and. Like some guy would be in the 289 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,560 bathroom conducting an orchestra with it. 290 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:43,120 Like I feel so crazy. Yeah, it's the Hallelujah 291 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,760 chorus. You can tell from the splatter 292 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,680 pattern. Oh. 293 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:50,000 God. But yeah, it was one of those 294 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:55,640 things of like, you know, of all the things that could possibly 295 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,640 go wrong with like garage selling, yard selling. 296 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,080 I'm like, what do you do when nature calls? 297 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,920 And also if you were the host of a cell and if someone comes up 298 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,880 to you and goes, Oh my gosh, I really have to go to the 299 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,600 bathroom. Like for me, I wouldn't let them 300 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,480 in my house. For me, if it was if there was a 301 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:19,480 kid involved, like if somebody had their little kid in tow, be 302 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,760 like, yeah, come on. You know, and, and like, I, I 303 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,960 like, walk them through make, you know, make sure like, OK, 304 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,680 like this kid doesn't have like a lot of pockets sewn into their 305 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,920 shirt. So you can like, put all my, you 306 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:38,560 know, my, my jewels in there. But if you like, if there was a 307 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:42,800 little kid or something, or, you know, yeah, I think there's 308 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,040 probably some extenuating circumstances. 309 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:50,720 But by and large, like if I don't know, it might be mean. 310 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,480 But no, odds are if it's just some dude, no. 311 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,200 Why? And that'd be kind of upset. 312 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,560 Like, why are you even asking? You know the answer is no. 313 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:06,280 You qualify as a no for so many things, and rightly so. 314 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:12,120 Well, yeah, like, and that's the thing too, like little kids, you 315 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,840 know, do you help the parent out and say, yeah, you know, we 316 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,400 don't need to have a mess or anything like that. 317 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:21,120 I think it's also in that situation going to reiterate, if 318 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,520 someone is going to have a cell, they need to have help there. 319 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,120 So instead of just doing a sell, buy yourself solo. 320 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,200 And I'm not saying that that other person is going to be the 321 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:35,000 bathroom escort, but just for security reasons and other thing 322 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:38,680 like, hey, we need I need a refill on my water. 323 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,280 Jake, can you go get that for me? 324 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,440 You're not going to leave your valuables out on the front lawn 325 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,920 to be taken care, you know, taken away without money 326 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,880 exchange. Batman, my score does seem like 327 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:54,480 the kind of the intern entry level position in the yard sale 328 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,920 hierarchy. You know you're starting off 329 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,920 with PP patrol. You know you do a good job. 330 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,800 You might make your way up to Hagler You. 331 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:10,120 Know PP patrol, I'm going to get you a shirt that says that now. 332 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,400 P Patrol. No, it's just going to be PP 333 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,600 patrol intern. Yeah, yeah, Assistant to the PP 334 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:22,680 Patroller. But yeah, you know, it's it's 335 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,000 one of those things like, oh, man, I've been in that situation 336 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,480 before. I have left a cell to go to a 337 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:32,200 public restroom and part of us going, you know, do I really 338 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:36,480 need to get this dish for a dollar and wet myself? 339 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,040 Or it might. And I tell the person like, hey, 340 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:43,840 I'd really like to have this. I need to like, I need to go run 341 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,760 to the restroom. I will be right back. 342 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,000 Can you hold it for me for 10 minutes? 343 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,400 But here's the question. So what would be the item or 344 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,240 what would be your perceived value of the item that would 345 00:21:55,240 --> 00:22:00,840 make you go? I'm not I'd rather risk an 346 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:11,240 accident then losing this deal. And odds are like, so you're 347 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,200 saying let's stick with your hypothetical. 348 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:18,000 You're at a sale that's seven mile, you know, within a 7 mile 349 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,760 radius of your home. Odds are out of this is not your 350 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,480 immediate neighborhood necessarily. 351 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,000 Right. You're probably not gonna see 352 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,720 any of these people again. You might at the grocery store 353 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:35,960 or something. Will they remember, you know, 354 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,120 would you care? And so these are the states. 355 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,360 The thing I don't care if someone sees me pee myself 356 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,600 because let's, let's talk about the logistics of this. 357 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,760 OK? Let's say that I bought 358 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,120 something. I knew in my heart of heart that 359 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:55,520 this thing is worth $5000 and they're selling it for $5. 360 00:22:55,920 --> 00:23:00,000 Like I look at them going, oh man, if I buy this and I resell 361 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,200 it, that is some quick cash, right? 362 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,920 Yeah. None of that I care about 363 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,320 because when I look at that, if I spent $5 and I'm able to sell 364 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:18,120 something for $5000, So what I'm saying for $4995, I'm OK with my 365 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:23,320 car smelling like piss. I don't want that in my life. 366 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,400 So that's the part that I'm like, I don't think there would 367 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,600 be any money for me to be like, I'm OK driving around in a pee 368 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,400 pee car in my like soiled pants. And then it's like, OK, well, 369 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,880 Julie, you just take off your pants. 370 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,720 I'm like don't really want to drive around commando either so 371 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,120 unless I could buy it like a moo moo there and then just wear the 372 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,520 moo moo. That's the thing, you can 373 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:49,240 MacGyver your way out of this. And I think I mean, $5000 is a 374 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,880 really great. I mean, no, I would have gone 375 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,240 for like 500, you know? I mean, there's, there's, 376 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:02,800 there's, there's people online. They're doing that for a lot 377 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,080 less, you know? I was just thinking like, could 378 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:10,880 we get Mr. Beast to, like, sponsor a thing of like, OK, you 379 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,920 have to pee yourself at this garage sale and now you have to 380 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:21,720 figure out how to get home. So I guess what I'm asking you, 381 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,200 Julian, is at what price would you urinate in front of people? 382 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,080 This is for austerity and not for weird website purposes. 383 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,840 Oh, I pay $20 there. You go that's. 384 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,320 What I was like, if he's in the middle of explaining like the 385 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,880 rules and everything, I'm just over there peeing on myself like 386 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,880 done lower, lower doing it. Yeah. 387 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:49,640 Do I lose my negotiating power? Yeah, but but no, it's a. 388 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,320 It happens, definitely happens. I also think like if you're the 389 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,480 host of a cell having some grace, if someone says, hey, I 390 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,320 need to go run a quick errand, I'll be back. 391 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,800 I think also putting a time limit on it, like, hey, if 392 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,640 you're not back in 10 minutes, 15, like whatever that limit is, 393 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,960 it goes back out to where someone else could purchase it. 394 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,400 I think that's fair, especially if it's an item that people go, 395 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:20,120 oh, I really want that. And again, if if something's not 396 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,880 out for 10 minutes and then that person doesn't come back and 397 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,200 have a line of people waiting to buy it, some of them have 398 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,880 already wet their pants. Like I'll go to the next buyer. 399 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,800 Yeah, that is the more qualified buyer. 400 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,240 Look, look, I know you say you want up this thing, but you 401 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,760 could look at him, look at he wanted it more. 402 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,560 He clearly wanted it more. I'm worried how much he wanted 403 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:49,080 it more. It's killing my grass how much 404 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:54,720 he wants this thing. But yeah, anyway, and 405 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,640 interesting also, there's like no research I could do for this. 406 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,920 So it was just kind of like, Jake, what would you do? 407 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,160 So, but yeah, something to consider. 408 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,200 And also like, do your Mama proud. 409 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,160 If you're going between cells and you find and you come across 410 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:17,360 a public restroom at a gas station, ADQA, Home Depot, stop, 411 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,640 use the restroom. Make sure that you don't have to 412 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,560 pee on yourself to get the thing you want. 413 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,120 Shout out to the moms for for trying to set us all right early 414 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,080 on. Yeah, and you know, you got to 415 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,680 start somewhere. So PP patrol intern, it's a good 416 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:37,480 place to start. It's not not the worst place. 417 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,320 What is the worst place? I you're hypothetical I'll deal 418 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,240 with #1. So I think PP patrol is above 419 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:50,120 due to deputy so. Oh, that is, I would probably 420 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,120 put that above government employee. 421 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,760 So because I've done government work before, I wouldn't 422 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:59,080 recommend doing that again. But well, that's what I got for 423 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,160 this week. So when nature calls hope, hope 424 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,200 you can actually put the thing down and go take care of the 425 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,800 nature. Oh boy. 426 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,280 Well, on that scatological note, thanks Jordan. 427 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,760 Bye. Bye.