1 00:00:07,910 --> 00:00:10,910 Happy start of the Olympics on the Good Girls podcast. 2 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:15,030 This is SJ. Here is my Co host Kay to have a 3 00:00:15,270 --> 00:00:19,150 totally non scientific and irreverent take on things that 4 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:21,630 have happened in the Olympics over the past. 5 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:26,720 How many 1000 years I forever, Yeah, a long time, thousands of 6 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:31,480 years, a long time ago answer. And basically our thesis being 7 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,360 that. They've always been horny. 8 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:37,480 Have been super horny since they ran their first little race so. 9 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,640 Yeah, I was interested in the original Olympics in Greece. 10 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,000 And so I looked back at this because I'm like, I bet there 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,800 was a lot of sex there, too. I bet that there was whatever 12 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:51,080 the version back then was of handing out condoms and the beds 13 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,320 being tested for sex and all that. 14 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,160 Having cardboard beds to keep the ancient Greeks from. 15 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:02,120 The ancient Greek equivalent of cardboard was, so I save. 16 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,040 Money and be sustainable. Come on guys. 17 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:08,240 Though wonderful things were found out, so most important is 18 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,880 that the Ward gymnasium originates from the ancient 19 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,120 Greek Ward Gymnasium. That's not that's totally. 20 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:18,040 Sure, you're a scholar and any. Greek listener is like Oh my 21 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,600 gosh. And so Jim knows literally means 22 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:26,480 naked or nude and gymnaso means to train naked or to exercise. 23 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:30,040 And so in ancient Greece, male athletes trained and competed in 24 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,160 nude at public centers. And that's not even my. 25 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,840 Favorite part? I do just want to interject that 26 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:40,160 when you texted me that fun fact, this was shortly after Mr. 27 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,640 SJ was going to the gym with his friends that he has like a 28 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,240 little he totally. Does nude. 29 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,320 Workouts with and I was just like picturing them being like 30 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,880 ancient Greek and being like, come on guys, let's like strip 31 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,960 down and oil up and hit the gym. So I love that for them. 32 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:59,200 They were naked, but some of them would have Kaino Desme. 33 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:04,800 Please look up Kaino Desme KYNODESME. 34 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,759 It is a little string that you pie around your foreskin for the 35 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:13,040 uncircumcised penis, because showing the actual head of the 36 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,360 penis was considered to be vulgar. 37 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,760 I agree. That's tacky. 38 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:20,040 Yeah, the shaft fine, The ball's fine. 39 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,360 The uncircumcised shaft is totally appropriate in public, 40 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,040 but if I see that head of the penis I'm like, what do you want 41 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,640 me like Too much, too much. I would way rather you have a 42 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,000 side. I did look this up. 43 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:36,520 I found a website called We Neurology Sidebar. 44 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,160 We're gonna have to do a whole episode about things that I read 45 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,880 on We Neurology. And definitely much better word 46 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,160 than peenology. Yeah, it's. 47 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,520 A serious website though, it's about how basically art has been 48 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,680 super into phallic shapes since all of time and we all just you 49 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:55,600 know, are very focused on on the male genitalia in our or the men 50 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,880 are focused on it in their artistic expression. 51 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,400 Anyway, so I did read an article about it there. 52 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,200 It didn't have a video. I have yet to find a video of a 53 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,640 modern day person showing how that would go on. 54 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,520 I mean, I guess that would technically be NC 17 rated. 55 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,840 So I'm confused about would you want to? 56 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,040 Click and watch the video. I would watch K just for 57 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,400 research purposes. Like colors like an AI bodied 58 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,920 purple or something I would watch. 59 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:24,480 Honestly I might have to create one after this because I didn't 60 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,920 understand how it. Works yes and then the other 61 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:32,640 thing is that the average Greek citizen woman was not invited to 62 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,160 the Olympics. So if you imagine this, all the 63 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:41,040 men go to the stadium without their wives to watch these oiled 64 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:45,480 up naked men besides the head of their penis Gage and wrestling 65 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,560 and racist as long. As the head of their penises 66 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,480 covered, I think that it's very tasteful. 67 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:54,600 I did read a interview with the author Tony Paritat of the Naked 68 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,440 Olympics. And apparently sometimes the 69 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,720 daughters were there because there was some fathers who would 70 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,200 bring their daughters and in hopes of finding them a nice 71 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,960 muscular husband. So you couldn't come unless you 72 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,160 it's like touching a Unicorn. You know, you have to still be a 73 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,240 virgin. But wives definitely could not 74 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,000 come. Though a woman were allowed who 75 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,240 were strippers. Sorry, prostitutes, yes. 76 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:22,440 So I guess I should, I should change that up a little bit. 77 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,720 Yeah. It's not whether or not you had 78 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,160 sex. So not the same rules as 79 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,600 unicorns. Yes, quote UN quote barbarian 80 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,560 prostitutes were allowed who were exotically and scantily 81 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,000 attired. So this barbarian. 82 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:35,040 Prostitute is an amazing Halloween costume theme. 83 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,600 Listeners, please submit your barbarian prostitute costume. 84 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,880 You guys love to see them. So I just love the idea 85 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,800 combining so many things that men love. 86 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:50,200 They're basically going to a big strip club slash Vegas where 87 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,680 they're also engaging in animalistic style. 88 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,440 Yeah, competitions. The naked thing. 89 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:01,800 I, I feel like when you just need as a, as a society today to 90 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,360 be more open about male nudity and all that type of stuff 91 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,160 about. Male and female nudity. 92 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,400 This all fits something that a man would want to do today and 93 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,320 is not too different from the average. 94 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,400 Sport fucking some 16 year old boys. 95 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:19,360 Yeah, Pederasti, is that how you pronounce it? 96 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,800 Totally welcome there. What's another word that I've 97 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:25,640 mostly just read to add to that? I did read that some athletes 98 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:29,880 training regimens did include abstaining from sex and 99 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,280 masturbation because they thought that that increased 100 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,520 their focus. Which really just adds into your 101 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,480 theory, Kay, that not a lot has changed amongst the men Because 102 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,840 I feel like that's a total manos totally. 103 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,000 Something they would see today that they're like. 104 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:46,480 Oh yeah, just haven't touched my tick in 80 days because my mind 105 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,680 is so sharp and clear and I'm going to start a business now or 106 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,000 a podcast. I love the idea of all these 107 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,120 like sexually pent up men who haven't masturbated or had sex 108 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,760 then go in and be them all over and naked and oiled up another 109 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,880 muscular man. I know, just wrestling together. 110 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:07,560 There's like increased rates. Sexual and then presumably after 111 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,720 the competition you can just go to town some boys or barbarian 112 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,800 prostitutes. So I guess that's why they're 113 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,800 there. You choose what's more 114 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:19,120 problematic, you know, a 10 year old boy or a barbarian 115 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,360 prostitute. I might have to cut that. 116 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,440 I don't even know if I'm. OK, so I did. 117 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,240 We are anti both things. Well, Mr. SJ was a a a 118 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,720 philosophy major and. I thought you were able to say 119 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:33,000 he was a child prostitute. Not that I know of, but I don't 120 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,640 know if there was like a hands on part of any of the philosophy 121 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,440 classes. But he he focused on the ancient 122 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,760 Greek stuff. So he did ask him about this, 123 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:44,120 and he said that by boys it typically meant more like young 124 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,360 men, although I don't know, you know, with some of them, I'm 125 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,680 sure that their tastes varied a little bit, but they're maybe 126 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,040 more like teenagers. So there's that. 127 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,520 You're right, when you're 15, you're totally willing and able 128 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,320 to consent. Oh, I'm not saying that they 129 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,120 were all if you're mad. I do sound like Megyn Kelly 130 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,720 here. I did just want to clarify that 131 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,240 a little bit that they were unlikely to be like 10 years 132 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,080 old. But I do sound like Megyn Kelly 133 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,720 defending some pedophiles there when I. 134 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,000 Say that consenting. Yeah, totally. 135 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,560 Their driver's license. In today's world they could 136 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:19,520 definitely ride a 40 year old man all smelly and like. 137 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,920 It was the equivalent of a driver's license riding a smelly 138 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,840 old man. The second thing that I asked 139 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:30,000 him about is totally unrelated to ancient Greeks, and that was 140 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,200 the logistics of running around for a woman. 141 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,600 I'm just picturing just running around with no sports bra that 142 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,640 that would just be hugely uncomfortable. 143 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,720 I mean, I don't know what they did because there were women in 144 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,360 ancient Greece who. You're right, they would like 145 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:49,280 want a cop or something. According am I apparently the 146 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,400 cop is more like the protection and a lot of of them are just 147 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,280 out there jogging in boxers and shorts or I've I've known some 148 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,200 men who mentioned that they don't like to wear any 149 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,360 undergarments under their shorts because they find that 150 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,720 constrictive. So I guess I was told that we're 151 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,440 really picturing it wrong on if we're trying to falsely equate 152 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:11,440 your titties swinging around with your male cock and balls 153 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,640 swinging around. It's just not the same thing, 154 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,240 especially because this is a flaccid penis we're talking 155 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,840 about. So I guess unless you're being 156 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,560 incredibly generous and you're really more of a shower than a 157 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:25,640 grower, there's not a lot of a lot of excess tissue flapping 158 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,800 around down there. I guess I just wonder for the 159 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,720 competitions like wrestling and such like, wouldn't you feel 160 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,440 even more exposed going with like your most sensitive part 161 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,559 not. Even that is true. 162 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:36,000 I wonder. I mean, maybe there were just 163 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,080 rules against this, but what's to stop you from just like 164 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,120 reaching over and like giving the guy a little testicle 165 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,320 twister or? Something. 166 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,160 Yeah, not a nice one. Yeah, just like a little bit, 167 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,280 like they might not even notice exactly to just knock them down. 168 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,120 I feel like there are cases where I would want the 169 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,840 protective cup, and it's not to keep my Dick from swinging 170 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,040 around and slapping me in the leg while I'm running and more. 171 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,880 Yeah, imaginary Dick prevent. Yeah, my imaginary Dick and more 172 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,920 to prevent somebody from punching me in the crotch. 173 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,120 I understand, I did. Just want to throw in KA fun 174 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,960 fact that I learned that there were women's Olympic Games in 175 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,760 ancient Greece and they were very clearly second tier. 176 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,960 But it also took place in Olympia, devoted to Tara. 177 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,360 Yeah. Really not different from today, 178 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,760 a little less so. I feel like they had fun outfits 179 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,280 for the women too. The this was also from the Naked 180 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,720 Olympics. The women ran in short tunics 181 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,640 with their right breast exposed as an homage to the Amazon 182 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:36,440 warrior women, and they were believed to have cauterized 183 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,600 their right breast so as not to impede their javelin throwing, 184 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,720 according to myth, which sounds very painful. 185 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,600 So the right boob was just exposed. 186 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,080 Yeah, I think that they just more symbolically had their 187 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,560 right titty out in the wind as a nod to the Amazons without 188 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:54,640 actually taking it off, because then they needed to go back to 189 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,400 their regular lives after this. Huh. 190 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:02,560 But again, I just really wonder about women athletes before the 191 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,320 advent of the sports bra and how they were doing any of this 192 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,880 shit. I guess you could kind of just 193 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,600 like bind your chest up a little bit and that's about as close. 194 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,320 As we got findings. Yeah, because there were also 195 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,440 the women, Mulan being the most famous. 196 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,840 But in all militaries, there were typically, like, some women 197 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:22,200 in there who were passing as men or just like women passing as 198 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,600 men in society in general. And they were doing that by just 199 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,200 binding their chests really tightly with strips of cloth. 200 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,880 So I guess they must have been doing that. 201 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,680 God bless the inventor of the sports bra. 202 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:34,040 Thank you Inventor birth bra a person who should be recognized 203 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,600 more. One of my rowers that I coached 204 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:40,520 when I used to coach this adult recreational team, I coached 205 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,400 this really awesome woman who was in her 70s and still rowing. 206 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,320 And she gave me this book called Game Face that was just a 207 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,920 collection of photos of women doing games and athletics and 208 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:54,160 sports all over recreational games, hopscotch, Olympians, all 209 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,760 kinds of things. And it had some interesting 210 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,840 stuff in it. And one was about the invention 211 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,440 of the sports bra. So I do remember reading about 212 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:04,640 it and just the women talking about how monumental it was when 213 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,760 they started creating athletic wear for women. 214 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,280 This is in the past 50 years though, so just really feel like 215 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,880 that was a huge issue before then. 216 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:19,120 Anyway, Long story short from the Naked Olympian, my take away 217 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,200 is that ancient Greek athletes were basically stars of a 218 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,640 similar level That would set them up for life successfully 219 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:29,040 competing in the games, except in lieu of having like an 220 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:33,000 endorsement deal with Nike, they would get large fats of olive 221 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,040 oil. Other than that, basically the 222 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,800 exact same thing. So really nothing has changed. 223 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,000 Yeah, what I appreciated was that they've like always been 224 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,880 horny, even when it was just men in attendance, pretty much so 225 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,000 men. And barbarian prostitutes. 226 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,840 Yeah, it's like it's not OK how much, you know, the young female 227 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,840 gymnasts are sexualized and all that, but it was also happening 228 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,160 to the oiled up men with the little tie around their, you 229 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,600 know, uncircumcised foreskin hiding their head. 230 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,200 So I don't know some. Of them decorated a little bit 231 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:09,200 just to have a little like male equivalent of a jazz on their 232 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,960 foreskin string. That's so string. 233 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,320 Yeah, put some trolls on it. Oh my gosh, that's like so 234 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,360 disturbing. Like the least sexy thought you 235 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,400 could possibly have. Especially if your little charms 236 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,800 get caught on something and then you just get accidentally 237 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,640 circumcised again. I don't really understand how 238 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,160 this string works. So I'm not sure if they're 239 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,520 getting caught on something accidentally circumcises you or 240 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,920 not. I I really need the the my? 241 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,480 Husband's also Jewish, so I don't even have, like, a good 242 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,640 picture of like, how that all works. 243 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,840 Yeah. Is a foreskin. 244 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,960 We need to know how could it be? Tied. 245 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,520 You know, I haven't spent a lot of intimate time with the 246 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,560 foreskin before. I guess I never well in my life. 247 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,480 Unless, you know, the husband dies on the earlier side. 248 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,680 We'll see. Or he grants you a hall pass, 249 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,680 but it's just for scientific reasons. 250 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,760 It's just. For an uncircumcised man, 251 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:58,280 you're. Like Craigslist one ad man with 252 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,120 sizeable foreskin for experiments. 253 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,960 You know what I will ask for a hall pass for maybe. 254 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,360 My for science reasons. And I'll just show him what I 255 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:10,000 wanted to post on Craigslist and he'll understand that's. 256 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,160 Not about. You're like, obviously not for a 257 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,120 reason. It's. 258 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,040 Just for an uncircumcised penis. We all know that you're a 259 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,920 reason. Yeah, I heard that permeates. 260 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,680 All aspects of your life involved. 261 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:26,960 So moving into modern day and different funny things with 262 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,520 modern day Olympics. I just want to jump right in 263 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,280 with the Norwegian ski jumper crotch padding scandal because I 264 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,080 feel like this is kind of unrelated to general talk about 265 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,440 people being horny. If he was he padding. 266 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,880 It to like look like he had a bigger penny. 267 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,560 Or no. So apparently this is a big deal 268 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:48,520 in ski jumping world and that the extra material there. 269 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:52,760 So the more material you have on there just fins the plane of 270 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,280 your body as you're jumping and makes you more aerodynamic and 271 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,120 also gives you a little bit of stability. 272 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:03,520 Even an additional centimeter of material thickness can result in 273 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,040 an extra 3 meters, which is huge in. 274 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,000 Obviously sometimes people are winning by inches in the sport. 275 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:13,760 So in the World Championships last year in March, the people 276 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,040 who were responsible for the uniforms for two of the 277 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:21,200 Norwegian ski jumpers, they were caught red handed on tape sewing 278 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,560 in the middle of the night, adding extra crotch padding to 279 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,680 the uniform. It's so. 280 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,040 Surprising for Norway. I didn't know. 281 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,680 Nothing of Norway. Well and people, I saw this 282 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,680 guy's 45 minute video. I did not watch the whole thing 283 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:37,600 but this guy went on 45 minute rant in the video because yes, 284 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,280 Norway is very high profile Anyway. 285 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,840 So they were caught on tape. It was submitted to the media, 286 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,560 the people responsible were banned from the sport for 18 287 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,160 months and the two skiers claimed they didn't know 288 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,600 anything so they only got a three month ban. 289 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,520 Oh yeah, sure. They had no idea they couldn't 290 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,240 feel all the extra padding in their crotch. 291 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,200 Yeah, I know. They were just like, oh wow, I 292 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,760 must have just grown a little bit due to all of this, 293 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,920 abstaining from sex to prepare myself and increase my focus. 294 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:09,880 I just have a lot of pent up animus down there now though. 295 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:13,000 They are really ramping up crotch security for the Milan 296 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,040 Olympics. So this is a fun thing for you 297 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,120 to look out for. I guess They've like put 298 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:21,160 microchips in the suits. They are doing like 3D body 299 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,400 scans in advance to get their measurements. 300 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:29,200 Crotch I I-1 can assume this is just an amazing level of 301 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:33,200 technology being used on what I feel like is a very silly thing, 302 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,760 but go off. Skis. 303 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:40,400 Rule enthusiasts, so not only are they padding up their suits 304 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,480 a little bit, which sure, go for it. 305 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,760 The latest scandal, obviously they're calling it penis gait, 306 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,440 is that they measure your body and stuff and they measure your 307 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,160 suit in advance. So they're like, what if we just 308 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:55,560 made our penises bigger before we did the 3D body scans? 309 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:59,400 So that I guess it both pushes your suit out a little bit, 310 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:03,000 increasing the surface area, and because it makes you have to 311 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,440 have a bigger suit to encompass your girthier penis. 312 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:12,400 So the news story is that you're just looking at me with this 313 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,360 completely incredulous expression, K. 314 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,240 So they how much girth are they adding to their penis? 315 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,440 This. Is this is debatable, right? 316 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,760 And that was when I was reading some articles and they were like 317 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,440 interviewing some, you know, urologists and stuff. 318 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,440 And yeah, they were like, you'd have to put a lot. 319 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,720 So it's hyaluronic acid is what they're using. 320 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,280 They're injecting it in. And that is something that is 321 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,600 already like commonly injected and, and used in fillers and 322 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,880 things like that. Apparently, according to my 323 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,320 research, it's used in like penis enlargement in general, 324 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,920 like people doing it for non Olympic reasons. 325 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,920 So there is some, you know, something to draw. 326 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,640 And like, it wasn't like some guy one day was like, holy shit, 327 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,160 what if I put some hyaluronic acid in my Dick? 328 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:58,320 However, they did say that, yeah, probably you'd have to do 329 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:02,560 quite a lot, put up quite a lot of hyaluronic acid in there to 330 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,680 see any effects. And I guess again, you know, 331 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,079 you're in an Olympic sport, so you're talking about anything 332 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:11,520 that could maybe gain you an. Injury .1 Second, yeah. 333 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,839 Of ski length, not of penis girth. 334 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,920 Would you know? Would help you get a little bit 335 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,640 closer, but there are quite a lot of risks associated with it, 336 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,760 especially if it's not done correctly. 337 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,319 I would also imagine, imagine at the quantities that we're 338 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:29,120 talking about, you know, it's more than just a little plump up 339 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,520 to get you ready for Valentine's Day. 340 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,920 Then they're also looking good for the Olympic Village. 341 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,960 That's true. And as we discussed in this 342 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,880 episode, it's really important to be sexy in the Olympic 343 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:43,600 Village and take full just really take fully in that 344 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,360 opportunity. Well, I hope that you have the 345 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:51,200 best of luck with your slightly bigger penises skiers, and I 346 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,160 hope it was worth it and maybe that you just continue doing it 347 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,200 afterwards and I. Mean, honestly, it can't be that 348 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,360 much worse the side effects of what it's doing to your body 349 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,160 than the people who are like doing steroids like that really 350 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:05,480 messes up the male, the male business end of things. 351 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,720 So, you know, I guess they're just, you know, a little 352 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,480 cosmetic filler, just pumping it up. 353 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,200 It's just funny to think like you do all that and then like 354 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,160 something happens like an unexpected fall or trip and 355 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,880 you're like, I changed my penis dimensions for this, but. 356 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,400 Oh yeah, and then you just like fell or something, or you were 357 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,840 just like thrown off balance because you weren't, you had not 358 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,960 practiced with such a girthy penis enough. 359 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,000 So you just like tip over at the start? 360 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,760 No way. I just I refuse to believe that 361 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:36,280 that much girth is being added. There like tip, I don't know, I 362 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,240 don't know. And anyway, so it's, it's last 363 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:41,680 like 6 to 12 months before it starts to kind of decline. 364 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,720 So I guess the idea is that you do it before you get your 3D 365 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:48,440 body scan in which they're doing that to check out to make sure 366 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,360 that then later you're not like adding any padding and things 367 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,640 like that and that your, your suit is all correct. 368 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,480 So I guess you just kind of need it to get through your body scan 369 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:01,840 and then your your competitions and then you can just kind of 370 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,720 let it fade away unless it becomes a lifestyle that you 371 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,680 really just start to enjoy. Yeah. 372 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,240 And you want to keep that bigger penis? 373 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,200 Well, that's super interesting. Yeah. 374 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:15,400 So Speaking of crotch padding, condoms being handed out in 375 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,960 Olympic Village is a big thing. It like my favorite kind of 376 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,760 crotch. Padding. 377 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,520 Two per athlete? Like how much? 378 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,640 How many condoms are needed per athlete? 379 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:28,320 I guess so, but I did see one figure, the Paris Olympics that 380 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:33,520 it was that they're like 14,000 total, like athletes and staff. 381 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,280 So I'm not sure how much the free condoms are being accessed 382 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,480 by not just the athletes themselves. 383 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,520 Yeah, because if you thought of it, it ended up being 20,000 384 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,960 total condoms. There was originally 10,000 and 385 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,800 then they had to do an emergency condom order, which made a lot 386 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:54,360 of people titter in the news, but still 20,000 total condoms. 387 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,920 I don't know how much of that is distributed amongst 14,000 total 388 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,200 people or the athletes, which is a much. 389 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,560 Smaller and maybe, I don't know, like how many condoms are on 390 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,960 average use per night in any context? 391 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,120 I guess it depends a lot on what you're doing, doesn't it? 392 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,680 And I also don't. I mean, I do wonder how much of 393 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,840 it is just like when there are freebies, people just take that 394 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,200 shit. I. 395 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,720 Heard the hotels were cute. They said little things like 396 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,600 consult first and everything leave. 397 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,560 It to the French yeah well and I just think how often people like 398 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,240 steal the little bottles of hotel shampoo and I'm like are 399 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,800 you really going to use all those bottles of hotel shampoo 400 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,400 that's like. I would totally take some 401 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,320 condoms. I would take some free condoms. 402 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:37,120 I used to teach at a GED school and we had a free box of condoms 403 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,200 and people, we're just coming. Some of the guys were coming and 404 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,320 taking handfuls all the time. And I'm like, do you have a side 405 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,000 business reselling these condoms? 406 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,640 Like what is going on? I don't think that you're 407 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,840 getting laid that much. Maybe they were. 408 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,040 Maybe it was a side business. So dental dams as well. 409 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,840 And I do wonder, how often do you think dental dams are used 410 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,600 in real life? I think that that depends. 411 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,240 I think that's a question of who is hooking up with whom. 412 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,800 I think that they did that as a measure to be more inclusive. 413 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,160 I wonder if it's something that is more common among my 414 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,720 prostitutes and hired people than than I was going to say. 415 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,880 Amongst like women having sex with women. 416 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,440 OK. Yes, that's very fair. 417 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,480 When like you're more likely to be. 418 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,360 Yeah, that's like your main encounter with the other 419 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,400 person's sexual fluids. So that helps. 420 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,640 Yeah. I'm especially because the way 421 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,560 that it was reported at the time was in a measure of inclusivity. 422 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,800 Although I was watching some daytime talk show that was doing 423 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,880 a session on this before the Paris Olympics. 424 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,360 I guess like with the news that they had or done a 10,000 425 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:45,360 emergency condom order and one of with them mentioned that they 426 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:48,400 were noted for more inclusivity this year because they had also 427 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,920 included dental dams in the distribution. 428 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,840 And one of the host of the show was seriously like, what's a 429 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,760 dental dam? And I was like, girl, go to sex 430 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,080 Ed. Oh come on, you need to at least 431 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,520 know. I know like it's kind of you 432 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,320 haven't used one before, but you don't know what that is. 433 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,200 Seriously, I think I knew what that was in high school. 434 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,600 Maybe they need to be rebranded? Yeah, I do agree. 435 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,800 It is also just that the name is kind of funny. 436 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,560 Dental dam no more make it you know, like a. 437 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,960 Some, some, yeah, exactly. Some marketing person can come 438 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,480 up with a way better name for them. 439 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,400 I have seen preliminary reports already, Phoebe Becker, who's an 440 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,880 ice dancer from Great Britain and has been doing a lot of tik 441 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:34,000 toking from the Olympic Village. And she confirmed that the beds 442 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,920 are not cardboard this year and indeed they have real mattresses 443 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,480 on them. Seems really nice. 444 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,480 I guess after Tokyo, we're really on the on the upward 445 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,440 trajectory for. Bed quality was so sweet though. 446 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:50,120 It was so very, very sweet. Part of Japanese culture that 447 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:54,680 they're like it can accommodate 3 people's jumping on them after 448 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,880 an exciting win. Oh, thank you, Tokyo. 449 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,440 You know, that actually to me does affect how likely. 450 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,280 I don't know, let me just change that. 451 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,240 In fact, if you're in like a sturdy relationship where you 452 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,920 can have sex in a lot of different places, if your bed 453 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,400 sucks, you really might not have sex in that bed. 454 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:18,360 A bed can actually be a nice preventive measure to sex Times 455 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,560 Square Hilton Inn in New York City I'm looking at you. 456 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,680 That was a nice little preventive. 457 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,040 Like, okay, I'm too uncomfortable to want to have 458 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,160 sex in this situation. The days. 459 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,680 Oh yes, I also saw that a lot of the American athletes were 460 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,560 confused about the bidets and I'm like come on Americans, 461 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,120 again, you're making us look bad. 462 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,960 You know what a bidets are, don't use them again. 463 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,080 Like maybe they're not part of your common usage. 464 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,120 I would argue it's just because you haven't tried a bidet yet 465 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,600 and you're still just like scraping your butt hole clean 466 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,560 with dry wads of paper. I I still think that it does not 467 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,120 make sense that we have Americans like, if we're going 468 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,840 to insist no bidet, can we at least move over to wet wipes? 469 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:04,160 Like toilet paper is very very hard for some situations. 470 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,720 Exactly. We're not going to go into 471 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,320 details, but you all know the situation. 472 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,280 I understand the sustainability concerns, which is why the bidet 473 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,600 is probably better, but I do think the bidet takes some like 474 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,200 lifelong skill of like knowing exactly how to work it that 475 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,000 it's. I guess so. 476 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 I feel like they've made it a lot simpler now that they've 477 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,440 made those ones that you can just pro retrofit in an existing 478 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,880 toilet with a bidet. Because I do agree that having a 479 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,920 whole separate appliance in this day and age when we have the 480 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,520 technology, I mean, if you've been to Japan and you've sat on 481 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,440 those toilets, like we are just really living in the like Stone 482 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,000 Age over here in the US that you went to experience a toilet with 483 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,080 like a heated seat, just like built in cleansing features. 484 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,680 It plays a little song for you. That shit's nice. 485 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,120 The toilet bowl lights up just a little bit at night so that you 486 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,280 can go in and I. Do love it when the toilet bowls 487 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,920 light up? I like that too. 488 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,160 Yeah, exactly. Better cleaning technology 489 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,160 anyway. I'm just saying America's not as 490 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,080 civilized as we make ourselves out to be. 491 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,000 Our toilets really need to step it up. 492 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,200 The days should not be a surprise, but we feel bad for 493 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,560 people when they come to America that they have to use our. 494 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,160 Yeah, find out more on my upcoming episode that's just 495 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,520 about toilets. There was some athletes that are 496 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,720 particularly amazing and worth shouting out. 497 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,760 Lindsey Vonn, She's 41 and she's still competing and she still 498 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,840 looks so awesome. She's still so hot. 499 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,280 And also related because we've talked about hockey recently and 500 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,080 how hockey is a predominantly white sport, possibly one of 501 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,680 like the more problematic reasons why it's so popular 502 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:37,880 among romance writers and such. And she is married to one of the 503 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,200 few black NHL players. They make about 3 to 4% of the 504 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,640 NHL and she's retired. Now they have children because 505 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,400 they're. Totally a babe and so I'm I 506 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,000 feel. You have, like, beautiful 507 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,680 athletic children, very attractive winter sport 508 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:51,800 children. Yeah, exactly. 509 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,120 They're just going to be good at everything. 510 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:58,680 Speaking of, I also want to shout out to the women who have 511 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,920 a kid and then go back to being freaking Olympic athletes. 512 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,320 I felt like it was a real feat for me to be able to run a mile 513 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:11,000 again or something after giving birth, and so some of these moms 514 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,560 are really impressive. Alison, Felix. 515 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,400 Yeah, she had an emergency C-section, right? 516 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:21,560 So and she's just so powerful looking and so graceful. 517 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,720 Elian Fraser Price is another one. 518 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,880 I feel like the track and field athletes are really impressive 519 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,760 ones, especially because that is great athleticism. 520 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:35,880 She gave birth a day after the women's 100m finals at the 27 521 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,880 Worlds in London. She had an emergency C-section 522 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:44,000 and then makes it back to the 2019 World Championships at age 523 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,800 32 and made history by becoming the first mother and the oldest 524 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,520 woman to win the 100 meter Sprint those. 525 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,360 Kellyanne Victory. For motherhood, yeah, 2 that are 526 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,680 Winter Olympians are Kelly Humphreys and Kendall Coyne. 527 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,320 Show field I know will be competing. 528 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:03,240 She's on the women's US hockey team, she's a four time Olympian 529 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,800 and she will be at the 2026 Winter Games. 530 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,880 So very. Badass. 531 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:12,520 Yay, inspiring us all to go just a little bit harder. 532 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,360 I love watching the Olympics because I love watching people's 533 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:18,800 like sess stories and I love seeing like the sappy stories 534 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,600 about how I started at this point and then the set back 535 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,120 happened and they overcame. I cry every single time I watch 536 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,800 the Olympics, and it doesn't matter which country or which 537 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:31,280 sport, but there is something sexy about it besides that one 538 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,200 where you're like, I mean, the little ball, you know what I'm 539 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,000 talking about. Curling, I've always appreciated 540 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,400 the Sports Illustrated. Does the bodies issue. 541 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,200 It is kind of like a man and women's bodies kinds of things. 542 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,120 It's impressive from the perspective of they're usually 543 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,360 scantily clad, but obviously there are a lot of people 544 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:50,600 looking at it and being like, this is sexy, I'm going to jerk 545 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,560 off to this, but they're trying to present it. 546 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,880 You just. Jerked off to a Sports 547 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,720 Illustrated. Before. 548 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,400 That's cool. Only the swimsuit edition, but I 549 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,840 feel like it's presented in this way that is just supposed to be 550 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,280 The human body is so amazing. And I feel like that's more when 551 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,320 I'm watching this, I'm just like, Oh my gosh, these people 552 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,240 are so impressive. Like I am enamored of their 553 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,000 bodies, but just in the sense of. 554 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,240 Like how you're able to do you? Get your body to do that. 555 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,080 Yeah. And especially these women who 556 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,240 have had babies and go back, it's just so impressive with the 557 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:23,120 human body can do so. I have enjoyed those issues in 558 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,880 the past more from the perspective of a lot of your 559 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,400 limits on what you can do are actually like much more mental 560 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,200 than physical if you just keep training yourself. 561 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:37,520 OK, so you're 17, you have no idea who your future husband is 562 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,640 or anything, and somebody comes up and they tell you that when 563 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,240 you're a 30, you're going to be married to Winter Olympic 564 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,800 athlete. What sport do you think that he 565 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,400 plays? Oh. 566 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,520 Curling definitely, because let's be honest, that's that's 567 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,840 you're going to take a bit of the bag. 568 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,040 No, I didn't say I'd pick. I'm just saying that's probably 569 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,440 you didn't say you're up with. OK, this is like supposed to 570 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,200 pick a dream. Like, OK, you're already. 571 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,240 Past thirty, I thought, yeah, I thought that it was like asking 572 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:08,400 what's most realistic for you. OK, well, I'm not sure that I 573 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,560 after our heated rivalry episode, I went and looked up a 574 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,920 bunch of pictures of hockey players and I don't think that 575 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,320 they're on average as hot as you're saying. 576 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,800 And then there is the whole issue with like, they get their 577 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,080 teeth knocked out, but I feel like a lot of them are just kind 578 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,600 of like, I don't know. They just don't give you cello 579 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,000 vibes. They yeah, they don't look like 580 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 they would play the cello, so they're out. 581 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:33,240 I'm. Going to choose one of the like 582 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:37,600 sledding kind of sports like bobsled or luge. 583 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,280 Is that because you find it most attractive or is that just going 584 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,840 on with your feeling that you're going to let yourself think that 585 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,200 you like couldn't get with? No, it is not. 586 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,720 It is not due to my own self esteem. 587 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,080 It is I feel like, well, first of all, bobsledding with a team 588 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,280 sport, I feel like I'd be attracted to somebody who has to 589 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,840 like work together on a team. They still have to be in really 590 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,440 good shape. So I feel like most of the 591 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,920 skiers are out because guys that I have no known that have been 592 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,000 into skiing, it's their whole personality and that just sounds 593 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,360 annoying. Like all of our vacations would 594 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,160 just have to be a skiing related stuff. 595 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,160 And I mean skiing is fine but I'm just not that into it. 596 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,400 So I feel like all the schemes. Out letters would not be that 597 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,760 way. But I mean, any athlete is going 598 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,040 to be like really intensely. I'm just saying like skiing is 599 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,120 not just a sport, it's also just like a whole lifestyle kind of 600 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,080 thing. And I associate it with guys 601 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,280 that are just like a little bit douchey, not that they're all 602 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:32,560 douchey. And then the finger skaters, I 603 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,480 don't know are there. There are probably straight 604 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,920 Figure skaters, but I feel like. So actually they're. 605 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,480 Probably mostly hooking up book this past year with other lady 606 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,120 Figure skaters. OK, I mean, yeah, totally. 607 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,040 But I feel like they're probably all kind of incestuous and the 608 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,400 straight ones are hooking up with all the girl Figure 609 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,880 skaters, so I don't need to get into that whole tangle. 610 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,880 The straight ones get their say and let girls, yeah. 611 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,520 The straight ones are absolutely just cleaning up amongst the 612 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,840 like the straight. Male skaters, I say as I've. 613 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,840 Yeah. And then I thought, like, speed 614 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,880 skating sounds kind of cool, but I don't know if it's anything 615 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,960 like the bicyclist. I feel like ones that are so 616 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,000 heavy on a particular muscle group, those are people who look 617 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,000 kind of insane in real life. Like their quads and stuff are 618 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,640 probably so incredibly huge and bursting out versus they don't 619 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,640 have to work their upper bodies quite as much. 620 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,120 So I feel like they would just be sort of like weirdly 621 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,840 disproportionate, like the Olympic bicyclist. 622 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,720 And that would actually not be that hot. 623 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,120 So you don't want some guy with some massive quads and tushy? 624 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:35,080 I mean, I would be fine as long as it were sort of in the 625 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:39,040 correct balance and proportion to his upper body muscularness. 626 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:43,120 But I just feel like sports where you unnaturally sort of 627 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,480 overemphasize 1/2 of the body ends up with people who look a 628 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,080 little bit topsy turvy. That's fair. 629 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,560 I mean, that's just me being really judgmental as I sit here 630 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,920 and like Cheetos, but yeah. And how about UK? 631 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,160 I'm just going to go ahead and guess hockey player for you. 632 00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:00,320 Maybe a freestyle skier, I think would be a lot of fun to watch 633 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,040 yeah and everything and it's just like seems like a fun 634 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:05,600 personality. I'm just saying cuz I I'm 635 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,560 posting myself the question the same way whereas this is more 636 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,120 like I'm 17 or 18 and we. Have your whole lifeout of you. 637 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,720 Do I think, I guess actually at that age I thought hockey was 638 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,240 the sexiest thing in the entire. I was going to say, at that age, 639 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,120 I probably would have been into snowboarders because I feel like 640 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,880 the whole surfer dude aesthetic was in and I would have thought 641 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,600 that snowboarders were super hot. 642 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,520 And I always had like never crash on the snowboard guys. 643 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,520 When I was in the ski club I had a crush on the snowboard guys 644 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:36,960 and they're winter surfer vibes. I like the vibe, I like the idea 645 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,320 of people who do freestyle skiing, but I'm probably. 646 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,680 Telling you you'd have to go on a lot of ski vacations. 647 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,520 I've had the most lifelong crushes on NHL hockey players. 648 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:52,240 I would like for you to present your top 10 to me of hottest 649 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,240 hockey athletes and I will give my feedback on them. 650 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,320 OK, so Patrick Sharp played for the Blackhawks. 651 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,400 OK, I'm seeing a picture of him in a suit. 652 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,880 I like it. Yes, and remember, he's 44 now, 653 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,360 but he's been playing. He was very. 654 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,920 For me, OK. Yes. 655 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:15,240 So Patrick Sharp is 1 and then Sidney Crosby is like 656 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,040 automatically it has to be mentioned. 657 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,400 You don't think that Sidney Crosby's hot? 658 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,080 You don't think that Sidney Crosby's hot? 659 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:30,520 I I don't see the kid is like objectively an attractive 660 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,520 person. This is 1 where I actually like 661 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,000 him better. All sweaty in his hockey gear 662 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,280 and giving intense looks across the ice. 663 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,800 That is very hot. I feel like his little team 664 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,720 photo headshot things. He just looks kind of dorky. 665 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,000 He doesn't. Nobody gave him coaching on like 666 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,840 how to his selfie appropriate. You know how to. 667 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,680 Well, he was off, his look too busy. 668 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:56,640 Being amazing on the ice, isn't that Jeremy or Jaeger is hot. 669 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,720 Jeremy Jaeger? Yeah, Yeah, I can never 670 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,320 pronounce it right. His wife is very hot, I said. 671 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,280 Oh, I'm gonna get instructed by his mullet. 672 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,160 Oh yeah, he definitely has a mullet. 673 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,480 OK, hold on. Sorry. 674 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,360 I'm trying to hold my fingers over in this. 675 00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:13,040 In this particular picture that I'm looking at, he's skating, so 676 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,600 his mullet is flowing behind him and I can kind of block it. 677 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,679 Yeah, he's hot. Yes, and he just say it's a hot 678 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:21,679 attitude. Of him at 45 where he like 679 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:24,840 transitioned from the mullet to just like longer hair that's 680 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,120 hot. He has shorter hair now OK his 681 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,960 his wife is like an Eastern European model. 682 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,520 She is naturally Florida State beautiful. 683 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,880 Oh yeah, she is. Yes, yeah, we can just have a 684 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,400 crush. Yeah, we can have a crush on her 685 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,040 wife. We were. 686 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,920 Oh, I wasn't saying compete. Yeah, I do have a crush on her 687 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,520 for sure. And I would marry her. 688 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,560 I mean, I don't know, I can like name other people, but I would 689 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,040 say that the top 2 are Sidney Crosby and Patrick Sharp, who 690 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,360 have always seemed very attractive to. 691 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,719 Me. OK, that's fair. 692 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,440 I mean, I'm going to go ahead and say too, that like the top 693 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,960 ten hottest people in any sport are going to be objectively hot. 694 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:08,240 I guess my better test of this would be if you just took a 695 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:12,840 random sampling of players and you just randomly spit out a 696 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,960 player. I would like to do a follow up 697 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,080 episode where we just are randomly generating players from 698 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,600 different sports and we see which one has the hottest 699 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,240 players on average. I think that if you were to do 700 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:30,840 the equivalent of shooting out NHL hockey captains or NFLQBS, 701 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,160 which I would say that quarterbacks are captain role, 702 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,160 whether or not they are the captain, that the quarterbacks 703 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,880 are hotter than the captains are. 704 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,760 Which is why it doesn't make sense to me that there isn't 705 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:45,400 more of ball romance and stuff means. 706 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,120 Think about it. Yeah, as you know, Joe Burrow, 707 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,880 Jalen Hurts. I mean, I can just go on and on 708 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,200 naming. I'll just see Jay Stroud. 709 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,920 I found I found you I found you fanfic on this Ki won't hear 710 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,320 that there is not good writing if I hear about Joe Burrow's 711 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,360 gentle, slender tight. It's my tight end. 712 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,840 He had strong and capable hands, yet gentle. 713 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,120 Speaking of finding and marrying the love of your life via winter 714 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,840 sports, there are obviously a lot of couples that are of 715 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:21,160 Olympic athletes that met hooked up at the Olympic village. 716 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,920 There are also people that met or married I think like Megan 717 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:29,120 Rapinoe and her wife Sue Bird are the 2 are the ones that they 718 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:34,360 actually met in the lead up to being on Team USA together at 719 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,640 the photo shoot and then later got engaged. 720 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,280 Rodger Federer and Mirka Vavrinek I don't know how to say 721 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,120 her last name. They did meet in the athletes 722 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:48,520 village and later got married, then I think another. 723 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,240 That should be a story. That I think why why are we not 724 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:54,720 just like using these as like real life basis for just doing 725 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:57,640 an excellent book or movie. Another one that would make an 726 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:03,080 adorable movie or book is Kate and Hallard Kate and Helen 727 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,560 Richardson Walsh, which was the first same sex married couple to 728 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,280 compete at the Olympics together. 729 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,040 But they didn't meet at the Olympics because they were on 730 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,920 Team Great Britain together. But they did lead it to a gold 731 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,880 medal victory in 2016. So I feel like that would make a 732 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,160 super cute movie. I have seen videos that they 733 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,840 still do video interviews together and stuff, But my 734 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,360 favorite story was Diana Yorghova and Nikola Prodanov. 735 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,560 These are two Bulgarian athletes who met before the Olympics. 736 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,000 So they were both from Bulgaria. She was a long jumper and he was 737 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,600 a gymnast. And so they met and were already 738 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,760 dating going into the 1964 Olympics. 739 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,560 They were engaged and planning to get married like a year or so 740 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,840 after the Games. This is just totally unhinged. 741 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,640 So they're like at the Games. They're in the Olympic Village. 742 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,080 The Bulgarian ambassador to Japan is hanging out there. 743 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,240 And he's like, guys, you know what would be an amazing PR 744 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:05,920 thing is if the two of you just had your wedding now here in 745 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,480 Tokyo in the Olympic Village. And I guess they were kind of 746 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,160 like, what the fuck? But then said, yes, And this was 747 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,640 like, I mean, this was the 60s. So it wasn't even that easy to 748 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,720 fly people out or just text your parents or something. 749 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,720 So she said that her parents didn't even know and they didn't 750 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,480 have a chance to contact them. They're just. 751 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,320 Weird from the Bulgarian ambassador. 752 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,800 Yeah, totally. But I mean, I guess if you're 753 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,080 the Bulgarian ambassador to Japan, there's not a lot of 754 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,400 opportunities in life that you're going to get to really, 755 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,800 like, make the headlines, And this absolutely did. 756 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,880 So yeah, they got married at the Olympic Village. 757 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:46,120 Look go Bulgarian ambassador. Yeah, very creative. 758 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,640 So yes, my my closing question to UK. 759 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:54,680 So we live in an alternate universe where everybody has to 760 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,560 compete in the Olympics this year. 761 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,240 You can choose summer, Winter Olympics, you can pick a sport 762 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,080 from either. So it's not like you're just 763 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,920 competing against the elite Olympians, but you're just 764 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,920 competing against everybody who is all choosing the sport that 765 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,440 they think they have the best chance. 766 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,600 What sport do you pick to compete against your general 767 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,840 peers that you would have the best chance of meddling? 768 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,840 I know mine because I was a rower in college, so mine's 769 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,600 super easy. I'd be on the crew team. 770 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:26,840 We kill. OK, I was going to say curling 771 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,480 this is. Just our default answer for 772 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,320 everybody. It just feels like nobody knows 773 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,280 what's going on. If you're bad at it, you 774 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,240 wouldn't necessarily, you know, embarrass yourself or anything. 775 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,000 That's true. I do feel like a lot more people 776 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,440 are just going to pick whatever sport they played in high school 777 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,720 and so you would do best picking something that's not at most, I 778 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,840 don't know, in Canada or where is it from? 779 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,840 Scotland, Canada. Do they have that on their high 780 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,160 school teams? I also think I could fence, sure 781 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,880 not well, but similarly again, unless you went to a. 782 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,800 Really expensive prep school where I imagine they're all like 783 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,000 having arguments over fencing. All the time. 784 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,760 I don't think most people even know what it is. 785 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,080 Yeah, exactly whatever that camp was. 786 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,600 Yeah, whatever that camp was, I feel like, you know, I could at 787 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,200 least leave without being a meme of, you know, the break dancing 788 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:21,400 horridness on either of them. I don't want to be notably bad 789 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:25,520 in a way that the untrained eye can see how bad I am, OK? 790 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,880 I like the strategy. Yeah, so curling or fencing? 791 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,600 I feel like you could also just compete in track and field like 792 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,560 if you're just going up against the average person your age. 793 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,200 I think that we might have a skewed view of the average 794 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,840 person or age as we disproportionately hang out with 795 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:46,120 moms. People who haven't had a kid and 796 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,120 instead just kept on working out all the way through their mid 797 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:53,600 30s can probably do like 7 minute miles and everything. 798 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,160 Yeah, well, I guess it's a question. 799 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,480 It's also like if you're more of a distance runner, sprinter or 800 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,840 something. Yes, that's correct. 801 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,240 I could also do distance. Running also by the time you get 802 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:08,320 to our age a lot of women have had a kid so or have just like 803 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,800 not been going to the gym this whole time. 804 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,560 So I think you are disproportionately calculating 805 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,240 the percentage of women in their You're right, you neither have a 806 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:20,080 kid and are have been consistently going to the gym 807 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,680 and training themselves in running for this entire time. 808 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,560 This is definitely fair. Yes. 809 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,840 I could also be overestimating how fit the average American. 810 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,440 Woman is this does just fit into one, one of the favorite things 811 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,080 that I ever read was was that somebody's like you don't 812 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,680 recognize how elite and amazing these Olympic athletes are 813 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,920 because they're competing against other people who are the 814 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,880 best of the best. So the absolute way to enjoy the 815 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,920 Olympics would be that in every event, you know, there's like 816 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,520 there's just one person, 5 Olympic athletes and then 817 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,280 there's just a pacer that's in that 6th lane that is just a 818 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,240 regular ass person. Just run in the 100m. 819 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,920 Just in nowhere How? Fucking amazing these athletes 820 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,520 are. Yeah, as I'm just as you're. 821 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,040 We need that for curling so we can all appreciate. 822 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,280 Yeah, that they are actually. They've been working really hard 823 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,240 and the fencers, they're not just flailing at each other and 824 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,880 they resent. I volunteer, I will be that 825 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,720 person. So if I can understand your 826 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,480 expertise. Really quick on our segment of 827 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,720 revisiting issues from previous episodes, I did hear a 828 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:23,240 correction from a male listener about the mention of Rate My 829 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,440 Rack and I did just want to clarify. 830 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,320 Apparently, I did not make that known, although I am aware 831 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,920 because I did end up seeing Rate My Rack on several occasions 832 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,680 during its heyday when I was in college. 833 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,560 Did you rack? I think I did definitely rate 834 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,440 some racks. Yeah. 835 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:42,000 They were always pictures from the neck down, so there's no 836 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,320 face on them. And I feel like that apparently 837 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,440 I did not mention that. So that was not clear to you. 838 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,040 But that would also be why there would be no benefit in 839 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,720 submitting somebody else's rack to like, get up votes for 840 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,440 yourself because it didn't matter. 841 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,960 It was all like theoretically anonymous or why you wouldn't 842 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:01,560 like submit somebody else's. So anyway, all of the Rape My 843 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,400 Rack aficionados from the past, I guess we need a fact checker 844 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:10,560 who was like a man Ready Rack. A man who was a filthy teenager 845 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:15,000 in the heyday of stupid websites like Rape My Rack so that we 846 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,960 could not make such terrible mistakes in the future. 847 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,240 Yes, we apologize, Horny. On behalf of all our Horny 848 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:28,800 Adolescence of 2007 listeners. Adolescent listener, because you 849 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,160 probably knew that we were wrong. 850 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,080 You can go back to masturbating to Internet porn now. 851 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,480 Well. Thank you for listening and 852 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,640 Happy Olympics. Watching Stay safe, we're a 853 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:39,960 condom.