1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:05,280 12 Days of House cast Festive fun all year. 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:10,600 Best fits, laughs and legends bringing Christmas cheer. 3 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:15,680 So press play and join us. You know what we're about. 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:22,040 Stories Bantam Magic of the house, Let's shout. 5 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,480 Dude, do you want to do we want to talk about the one that we 6 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:37,240 were discussing midweek on a WhatsApp or leave it around the 7 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,920 players names? Do if you want, we were just 8 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,560 having a random nonsense chat about players names because 9 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:48,080 England in the West Indies might be up in the batting with Phil 10 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:52,680 Salt and Michael Pepper. So we were, we were trying to 11 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,080 come up with like a Law house themed version of that. 12 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,080 We couldn't, we couldn't really make anything work. 13 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,680 There's not, there isn't any. We couldn't really come up with 14 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,680 food items. The nearest we could get was 15 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,480 there's a law house. Birds 11. 16 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,120 So let let me pick a picture for yourself. 17 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,360 Joe Martin. We've sprung this on Joe. 18 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,960 So I'm travelling back on a boat and I've got a signal but I'm 19 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:22,720 doing nothing for 20 hours. Joe Beneducci should be working, 20 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,880 but we're messaging backwards and forwards. 21 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,880 So we come up with the idea of the bird Birds, a bird 11 fellow 22 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,400 house. We thought about beers, we 23 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,520 thought about food, but we came up with a bird 11. 24 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:38,520 So Joe Martin, I want you to start to think about players 25 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:44,760 that we've got that have got the birds that the the names are, 26 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:57,600 you know, literally birds. Do you want what, a Chris Swift? 27 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,400 Excellent one. And his dad? 28 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:06,440 Nick so he yeah, fantastic right so they can bat they can one can 29 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:13,960 open and one can bat 3 you. Need to look a little bit closer 30 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,800 to home I. Don't think there's a Beneducci 31 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:22,160 bird? What about the Martin? 32 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,600 Is that a bird? Yeah. 33 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,400 Is it Fisher? Oh no, it's Kingfisher, isn't 34 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,440 it? Did we have a Kingfisher that 35 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:32,640 ever played? No. 36 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,680 So that's two more. Yeah, 2. 37 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,080 Market 4 What? About. 38 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,760 The difference? What about? 39 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:46,280 Buzzard, do we have any buzzers? Holy stuff. 40 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,960 Yeah, fantastic. Yeah. 41 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,720 That one. He just got another one. 42 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,560 Gooch. Whilst we were talking about 43 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,880 Chapinch Buzzard, what does came for Blizzard? 44 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:00,600 Yeah, then again. There's two of them. 45 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:05,000 Yeah, two of them, Chris. I mean, tenuous, isn't it? 46 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,640 That scratched. All that. 47 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,640 So that's 7. Evan, Dave and Chris Buzzard. 48 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:14,440 Yeah, he's got dog. Kind of doing what? 49 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,520 About one of the current team mates, Hawk. 50 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,320 Joe Hawk. Joe Hawk, Correct. 51 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:24,520 Lovely. Stuff we're going to have span 52 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,720 of eras now I reckon. Are we? 53 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,600 About what about if a non playing selection the the 54 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,160 cricket chairman? Greatest cricket chairman we've 55 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,320 ever had. Club chairman. 56 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,960 Sorry, club chairman, not cricket's chairman. 57 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,800 Oh, David Wren. Yeah, and Andrew Wren played a 58 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,600 bit so he could he could be as well. 59 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,960 If we're struggling for players, I'm sure Judith and Laura 60 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:48,560 Rennard play as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like I'm 61 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:52,000 so I'm sure Susan Martin. Yeah, yeah. 62 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,400 Or or Suzanne and Steph Bustard. Well, soon, yeah. 63 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,920 They've changed names, unfortunately, Yeah. 64 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,040 What about Goose? Dave Walley? 65 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:09,800 His nickname was Goose. Because of his neck, I'm having 66 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,600 that. And then I think, I think we 67 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,560 need a pro. We need a pro, won't we? 68 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,079 Yeah. So we could have Andrew McDonald 69 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:28,880 Duck and with Empire so we can ask Gordon Howley. 70 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,160 Hey, well, you could have Paddy and you could have the three 71 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,320 Howleys as Howleys. Yeah. 72 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,280 The player couldn't you? Fantastic. 73 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,200 And that's it. So we ain't got any more. 74 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,800 So we thought we could maybe if anybody, I'm Johnny Russell, if 75 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,480 he's listening to this, he'll definitely be able to come up 76 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,280 with a few. But if anybody can come up with 77 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,680 another bird related player for our house, then get in touch. 78 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:56,520 But we will not accept Gavin Shields and Matt Stansfield 79 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,400 because they're just a couple of tits. 80 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,880 Fantastic. Brilliant. 81 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:29,560 Gordon, Gordon, send more House. To save the house.