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Dude, do you want to do we want to talk about the one that we
were discussing midweek on a WhatsApp or leave it around the
players names? Do if you want, we were just
having a random nonsense chat about players names because
England in the West Indies might be up in the batting with Phil
Salt and Michael Pepper. So we were, we were trying to
come up with like a Law house themed version of that.
We couldn't, we couldn't really make anything work.
There's not, there isn't any. We couldn't really come up with
food items. The nearest we could get was
there's a law house. Birds 11.
So let let me pick a picture for yourself.
Joe Martin. We've sprung this on Joe.
So I'm travelling back on a boat and I've got a signal but I'm
doing nothing for 20 hours. Joe Beneducci should be working,
but we're messaging backwards and forwards.
So we come up with the idea of the bird Birds, a bird 11 fellow
house. We thought about beers, we
thought about food, but we came up with a bird 11.
So Joe Martin, I want you to start to think about players
that we've got that have got the birds that the the names are,
you know, literally birds. Do you want what, a Chris Swift?
Excellent one. And his dad?
Nick so he yeah, fantastic right so they can bat they can one can
open and one can bat 3 you. Need to look a little bit closer
to home I. Don't think there's a Beneducci
bird? What about the Martin?
Is that a bird? Yeah.
Is it Fisher? Oh no, it's Kingfisher, isn't
it? Did we have a Kingfisher that
ever played? No.
So that's two more. Yeah, 2.
Market 4 What? About.
The difference? What about?
Buzzard, do we have any buzzers? Holy stuff.
Yeah, fantastic. Yeah.
That one. He just got another one.
Gooch. Whilst we were talking about
Chapinch Buzzard, what does came for Blizzard?
Yeah, then again. There's two of them.
Yeah, two of them, Chris. I mean, tenuous, isn't it?
That scratched. All that.
So that's 7. Evan, Dave and Chris Buzzard.
Yeah, he's got dog. Kind of doing what?
About one of the current team mates, Hawk.
Joe Hawk. Joe Hawk, Correct.
Lovely. Stuff we're going to have span
of eras now I reckon. Are we?
About what about if a non playing selection the the
cricket chairman? Greatest cricket chairman we've
ever had. Club chairman.
Sorry, club chairman, not cricket's chairman.
Oh, David Wren. Yeah, and Andrew Wren played a
bit so he could he could be as well.
If we're struggling for players, I'm sure Judith and Laura
Rennard play as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like I'm
so I'm sure Susan Martin. Yeah, yeah.
Or or Suzanne and Steph Bustard. Well, soon, yeah.
They've changed names, unfortunately, Yeah.
What about Goose? Dave Walley?
His nickname was Goose. Because of his neck, I'm having
that. And then I think, I think we
need a pro. We need a pro, won't we?
Yeah. So we could have Andrew McDonald
Duck and with Empire so we can ask Gordon Howley.
Hey, well, you could have Paddy and you could have the three
Howleys as Howleys. Yeah.
The player couldn't you? Fantastic.
And that's it. So we ain't got any more.
So we thought we could maybe if anybody, I'm Johnny Russell, if
he's listening to this, he'll definitely be able to come up
with a few. But if anybody can come up with
another bird related player for our house, then get in touch.
But we will not accept Gavin Shields and Matt Stansfield
because they're just a couple of tits.
Fantastic. Brilliant.
Gordon, Gordon, send more House. To save the house.