All right, here we go. Everybody, what is going on?
It is Thursday motherfucking night.
All this new stuff going on on restream here, our little
streaming program. I haven't seen all this since.
I haven't at all. This wasn't here last week.
Nice job, restream. Anyway, folks, I am box man.
This is Hollywood hang out. I appreciate everybody showing
up and I got a guest room with me tonight, folks.
I don't think, I don't think we've done a show together.
No, we haven't. Shows together, but not just us
together. So folks, I got I got Dirk with
me. Go ahead, Dirk.
Hey, how's everybody doing, Dirk in Ohio?
Because I live in Ohio. That's why I got the name
Durkin. Ohio I.
Think that makes a lot of sense, man.
Yes, that. Works.
You get 2 guys in their 50s. Yeah, and I am botched, man,
because I am a band of boxes. That's why.
There you go. So like, there you go.
All checks out. All checks out.
Yes, it does. It does, man.
But we've got a very different movie.
How I read my man, What's going on?
We've got a very different movie tonight.
I love comedies. This was definitely a comedy.
I love even more dark comedies because think you guys have
listened to the show. My humor is a little dark
sometimes immature and dark both.
Yes, that's what this movie is. That's what this movie was, tons
of twists. I got I I, you know, when I
started watching, I felt like I had seen this movie and then I
got like probably 20 minutes in and I'm like, no, I haven't seen
it. It's just, it has a very dirty
work vibe to it. Norm Oh, yes, 'cause we're
talking Norm Dave Chappelle but absolutely.
But I mean, this was an again, this was something you asked if
I would ever review last week, and I said, yeah, but you got to
come on with me. So I.
Was like damn, I got to do some work and watch it.
Hour and 21 minute movie, everybody.
It is a quick watch, but what, There's like 40 twists in this
movie in that hour and 20 minutes?
Because I got to tell you, I didn't see that.
I did not see a few of those twists coming.
Did not see a few, especially the one at the end where.
Yeah, that was crazy. Begging to get some cock.
Did not expect that. One at all new the norm.
And that scene reminded me of Dirty Work when he found out
that what's his name was his dad, that Artie Lange's dad was
his dad. Yeah, it was his dad.
Yeah, yeah. And.
When when he was showing him the pictures, I don't want to say
this, it was like, Oh my God, this is very reminiscent of
dirty work and I love dirty work.
Yeah, dirty work was great. Dirty work was great.
That but Don Rickles. That needs to be That man was
the king of roasting there. Oh yeah.
He was. There will be no one better
Tony. Tony Hinchcliffe is decent, but
he. Is no Don.
Rickles No, the the there can't be a Don Rickles anymore.
Not in this day, it's not at all.
Nope, not in this climate. A movie like this probably
wouldn't get made now either, I'll be honest with you.
Well, no scary movies coming out so.
And it ever know and and they're getting backlash just from the
trailer. I fucking love the trailer.
I love the trailer too. Aw, the woke people are mad.
They made jokes about them. They made jokies.
And and the kids are touching the nut sacks, picking up the
nut sacks. That's it.
I got to watch this movie now. I'm going to watch it.
I'm going to watch Tony Hinchcliffe.
Looks like the kid from Come Home.
Yeah. He does and that fucking toothy
smile. But I got to tell you, for some
reason I've been binge watching Kill Tony lately.
Oh OK, I heard about it and never watched it, no.
I hadn't either and then I watched a while ago the episode
with Triple H and Carrot Top on it.
Oh, it's Carrot Top still buff. Yeah, but he looks way older and
he's not as buff, but you could still see he's, I mean, for a
while there he looked like he was eating steroids for
breakfast. Oh yeah.
HTH, buddy, Yeah. He probably was, probably was,
but no doubt no Triple H was bigger than him.
But yeah, it was. I started with that one, and
then I went and I found a couple of the ones on Netflix, you
know, because I had seen Tony on the Tom Brady roast and I was
like, that's fucking hilarious. That was fucking hilarious.
I had never seen Kill Tony before that.
And then just these past week and a half, I've been watching a
lot of it on YouTube. Oh, OK, I.
Mean it's they're two hours shows and that 2/2 and 2/2/15
2:20 and I mean under the concept comedians go up unknown
comedians. They could be first time ever
doing comedy. They could have been doing
comedy for 20 years, 12 years, 10 years.
They go up, they do one minute. Sometimes they go up they get
laughed. Sometimes you watch them bomb
for one minute, which feels like 20 minutes to even you must feel
like 1/2 hour to them, but and then they just he has guests on.
He's had Joe Rogan, he's had Ari Shamel here, he's had, who else
have I seen? My God, there's, there's like a
crew, there's like a Tony Hinchcliffe crew and they're all
down at Joe Rogan's place at the mothership in Austin.
So it all happened from there. So I mean, he he had on what
episode did I watch? A few Joe Rogan and Tucker
Carlson were on. Oh wow.
OK. I watched one with Kid Rock.
I watched one with Jelly Roll as a guest, Yeah.
I like Jelly Roll. People hate him.
I like Jelly Roll. He's cool.
Adam Ray. Does the Doctor Phil character
there? He does a bunch more characters.
Yeah. Could just introduce a new
character the other night. It's funny.
It's a it's a funny show. Now that I mentioned that,
you're probably start getting reels for it on Facebook.
Yeah, maybe, Maybe. But oh, anyway, the movie we're
talking about. I mean, I, you probably see the
name of the show, but the movie we are going to get into you
tonight. They're all surprised.
Yeah, they're they're surprised I'm here.
What is the big surprise here? I don't get it.
I like true north. Wow.
Derek and Boxman can appear together, then maybe there's
peace in the Middle East as possible.
OK, is this over The Dirty Jew thing?
Yes, that's what this is about. That's what that's about.
I told y'all I laughed my ass off.
That was fucking hilarious and I know what it was from.
I saw the commercial folks. And I still, I'm still shocked
by it, I said. They actually showed this.
Nope. It did.
I'm like what? It was fine.
I swear to God it was I, I laughed my ass off, folks.
I really did. It was.
There was no. Nothing.
That's why I said it. That's so they're actually
showing this on the Super Bowl. Y'all actually brought me into
it, which is which was way more racist than what he even said.
I said why but I don't box man she wish but come on.
They actually brought my ass into it.
You. Didn't I look at that note like
dirty Jew? What the fuck is we watching?
Here it's actually been back once since then.
Maybe he. No.
No, folks, trust me that it it takes way more than that to
offend me. If you've ever listened to any
of the shows that I've been a part of or anything, it takes
way more than that. It takes way more than that.
I'm a fan, folks. You got to remember, I grew up
with Sam Kinison. Yep.
Fucking Andrew Dice Clay. Richard Pryor.
Eddie Murphy, the great Bernie fucking Mac.
Let's throw his ass in there. Too.
Yeah, Bernie Mac, one of my Patrice O'Neal.
Fucking loved Patrice, Oh my God, but fucking blame, blame
the white devils again. Sure.
OK, I will because your guys's fault.
Well, I think I just gave him the out to do it, so yeah.
Sure, blame the white devil, OK? Yeah.
All right, I'll do it. Why not?
Yeah, I said, I said let's just let it fly.
Yeah. Yeah, I, I, I really did think
that was funny, folks. So we cleared that wave.
Didn't even think about that when I, when I asked.
Me neither. I.
Didn't even think about it. Anyway, let's go back to the
picture. We're talking about this movie
right here with folks screwed from the year 2000.
I don't know how I've never seen this.
These three together were great. Norm MacDonald and Dave
Chappelle, great chemistry. Danny DeVito basically playing a
paint, almost like the Penguin. Yes, A.
Penguin like character. Yeah, mortician though.
Yeah, yeah, or just an undertaker, whatever you want to
call him. He was pallbearer.
Yes, he was pallbearer. That's basically what he was.
But wow, what a like I said, folks, what a fun little movie.
And like I said, a nice quick movie.
Hours. Fun.
Yeah, that's what we had back in the day.
Less than 90 minutes sometimes from movies.
Well, they you think this is New Line Cinema It.
It they knew our attention spans were getting worse.
Oh yeah, they knew in, in. I mean, you got to figure this
was 2000. This was the turn of a new
century, folks. This was this was Y2K year.
We didn't know. We didn't know if we were going
to wake up and our banks screwed banks were going to be shut down
because, well, we didn't know. We.
Didn't know my mom bought into that, I remember that.
I took out a couple 100 bucks just in case something happened.
I honestly figured it would just be a bunch of idiots trying to
get like check their bank balance the next day.
So I took out a couple 100 bucks and I threw it in my I've always
had safe. So I had a gun safe.
I threw it in my little gun safe and I just kept it there.
So it was, you know, but I mean, I even did that for hurricanes.
I would go take out a couple 100 bucks and put it in somewhere
when we had hurricanes. Well, that makes sense.
It's hurricanes. Yeah, when everybody else was
out buying fucking, you know, water and and plywood, I'm like,
yeah. And bread I'm.
Going to take out some cash because if the credit card
machines go down y'all fucked. Pretty much.
Yep. So I always kept cash around.
I still keep still keep a little cash.
So do I somewhere? I have AI have a gun safe the
size of a fucking refrigerator so oh, it came with the house.
It came with the house, I swear to God.
A lot of guns. Part of the reason I keep way
more than my gun. I don't have enough room that
that thing's way too big for my guns.
I keep anything I don't want the kids touching.
We have guns in there. We have fireworks in there.
I keep the fucking rechargeable batteries that I that every time
I get a pack, they're gone in a week and I never see him again.
But they're. Rechargeable.
Never see. Him again.
So you're that guy from Money Talks?
I got knives in there, tons of knives.
I that something I didn't really like realize I collected until I
started laying out on my knives. I probably have a couple 100
knives. Oh jeez.
And I even have the first one my dad ever bought me when I was
like 11. Don't don't know how I kept that
over the years, but I have but get back to this movie.
Like I said, a fun quick watch. It was like I said, it was a
turn of the century for us, but this we still had comedies like
this back then. I we just don't have these
comedies anymore. Like we were just talking about
you. You know, the trailer offends
people. Honestly, I think we're coming
to a point though, where the more people get offended, the
more people want to see it now. I do.
I think we're starting to realize the offended people are
really the minority, but they're on social media and the news.
People love to run with the gloom and doom, so let's run
with it. But this movie was fun, so if
you just want to forget about all the bullshit in fucking the
in the world for an hour and 21 minutes, sit back and watch this
because I had a blast watching it now.
So did I. I figured what we're going to do
is get and talk to the actors a little bit and then we'll get
into the movie a little bit and we'll kind of just do it that
way. It's kind of how I've been doing
it, honestly. Like I was telling Dirk before,
you guys seem to be enjoying the shorter, not clip heavy shows
just by just by the downloads I've been seeing.
So how are you doing it too different?
All right, so let's start with the man.
The man, I miss him. Yeah.
The late, great Norm McDonald. We actually did I think me and
think me and Anthony might have done a show on on Norm MacDonald
after he passed the tribute show.
So a lot was said. They're not going to get into a
lot of stuff about Norm, but this film was one of his bigger
ones. I mean, we've we've got dirty
Work, which we've talked about. He was midnight in 98 Billy
Madison he had. A.
Admirable part, but not a not a big role.
Believe it or not, he had a little bit of that Disney money
with the Doctor Doolittle. He was the voice of the dog,
Lucky. Oh, that's right.
And he was also in the movie Klaus.
He was the Morgan's voice. He was in a movie with Rob
Snyder we talked about last week, the animal, Jack and Jill.
He was in that movie. But really, Odd Parents, Yeah,
he played the voice on that. He played himself as a genie.
He in what? Fairly Odd parents.
Oh my God, I didn't know. That yes, he was in that, yes,
he was actually a genie. Yeah, Fairly Odd Parents.
His name was Norm. He played himself as a genie
there. You go.
I'll show you the. Clip In this movie he does not
play himself, he plays Wilford Fillmore.
Now these names are going to sound a little bit odd, maybe
even a little familiar to you. The names of the characters, the
main 3 characters in this movie. There's a reason why they're all
loosely based on US presidents names.
Wilford Fillmore, Millard Fillmore, President.
Millard Fillmore, Rusty. Rusty.
P Not B Hayes. Rutherford Hayes was actually
Rusty and Grover Cleaver instead of Grover Cleveland.
And the detective, Detective Tom Dewey is based on one of the
candidates that was Thomas E Dewey.
So this really didn't mean to be political, but it turned out to
be a little political in the long run.
But really, it's not like they were political jokes.
It was just a good fun movie. Like I said, tons of twists.
I'm I'm so happy Dirk recommended this movie.
It. Was great.
I was laughing at work. I couldn't help it.
Oh no. What?
Are you doing in there? What are you doing in there?
During one of our slow periods, I was lucky to get it in the
movie in that is, I was lucky. Lucky.
I had so much to do today. Like I said, I barely got enough
time to. Dewey B Truman.
There you go. High Ridge, my man.
Yeah, Dewey B Truman. Mr. Birchwood, how you doing,
Sir? So there you go, Norm.
I mean, I honestly, you should go back and listen, but I mean,
what to me, just what a great character.
And you know, this movie wouldn't have happened without
him. Yeah.
The directors had sold the script and they had done a bunch
of rewrites and they waited five years for the film to even get
produced. But Norm MacDonald somehow got
ahold of the script and read it and thought it was the funniest
1 he had ever had. And there you go.
That's why this film was even done because he read it, he
wanted to do it. And you know, he he, he had a
little bit of film clout. Like I said, he had a, he had a
little bit of that Disney clout going on in this.
But, but remember, he was also on Saturday Night Live.
He was one of the Weekend Update guys.
Oh, that's right. Up until the OJ joke.
And that was it. Up until the OJ joke he had his
own show for a while. The Norm show was on ABC for
three seasons. Few couple stand up specials.
Me doing stand up 2011 and Hitler.
Hitler's dog gossip and trickery 2017.
Fun show, fun show. So Norm MacDonald on this one
plays a chauffeur, but if you watch the movie, he's a fucking
Butler. Yeah.
He's a Butler. He's a Butler.
He's a Butler in this movie. And his best friend is Dave
Chappelle, who we'll get into actually next.
And we'll get into all the whole all the craziness of the movie
after we talk about the I don't have as many actors as I did on
the last one. So these are going to go quicker
than you think. So anything else on on Miss
Norm? Well, you said dirty work, so
there's anything left of norm I'm trying to think.
Like I said, he played a lot of smaller characters like, you
know, in in the animal and Jack and Jill and stuff like that.
But I would say probably his biggest roles were Dr. Dolittle
1 and 2 as the voice of the dog. Yeah, what's the dog I.
Mean, that's good fucking money. That's why Eddie Murphy hasn't
been making fucking any jokes that you're going to fucking,
you know, call him out on anymore.
Yeah, and keep my money. I don't blame him.
Yeah, don't blame him either. You do you, Eddie.
You do you, my man. Get your money.
Yourself. Yeah.
But yeah, yeah, let's go ahead. And as I said, Dave Chappelle
was the next one. We were going to talk about Dave
Chappelle, Rusty P Hayes, the the owner of the Chicken Hole.
Of course, the black man in the chicken hole.
It was 2000s, we it was 2000. We could still stereotype.
Now, this is not even the first time that this show is talked
about Dave Chappelle. We actually did a whole thing on
the Chappelle Show a long time back.
I think that was actually me, Anthony and Smart did a whole
show on the Chappelle show that was fucking awesome.
I loved it. But he owns a chicken restaurant
and that's his character in the movie.
He's been in so many things. Manhattan baked Robin Hood, men
in tights. I chew.
Yep, I chew. I chew.
I'm on east side. I'm on the West side and.
He was in the the nutty professor.
So he got to, he got to take, yeah, that's right, Disney.
Before that comedy, before the Comedy Central money, he was the
comedian. Yeah, he was the comedian
pinball in a short lived sitcom called Buddies.
Yeah, Blue Streak. And honestly, folks, he is.
He he's killing it on net. Oh.
Yeah, I. Haven't watched any of any of
his specials. It's it's unbelievable.
There are so many good special by Davidson one in.
DC was great. Yeah, his style of not a lot of
comedians to do what he does. Most people are want want to hit
the joke, hit the punchline, punchline, punchline.
Dave Chappelle will literally take a serious story and you
won't laugh for 5 minutes. Then he gets a 2 minute laugh.
And I love that style because not a lot of people can do it,
especially not as as successfully as a Dave Chappelle
has done it. I mean, as we were saying, that
Comedy Central money made him fucking go crazy.
You know what money it takes to fucking make you go crazy?
More than I can imagine. They make me crazy was.
When bad shit he fucking got him.
Him and Carrot Top both. That must have had some kind of
weird fucking thing because they both got jacked up as.
Yeah, that was weird saying Dave jacked up.
I said, Dang, Dave, what that? What weed are you on?
And carrot's up. Carrot's up now, now has red
dreads and. Does he really look?
Up the current picture of Carrot Top.
Top has dreads. Is he Jamaican now?
Red, red dreads. That's what he has right there.
But yeah, it was. He's done so much stuff.
And like I was saying though, if you haven't seen a lot of his
specials on Netflix, just go hit hit up now.
Oh yeah, go watch him. Such a great comic and a great
actor and luckily he's still doing specials right now.
I haven't seen his brand new one that he just came out with but.
I oh, it's good. The one in DC, it's good.
Yeah, yeah. And I, I mean, I even watched
the one that was. I forgot, forgot what the name
of it was. It was, oh the I think it was
842 or 849. It was a time.
It was right after George Floyd. Oh yeah.
But there's some there's some heavy topics in that one.
And again, not a lot of people can take a topic like that, go
out there and still make people laugh.
Not a lot of people can do that, man.
It's it's a gift and luckily he has it.
But you know, Chappelle's Show, so many characters he played on
that show. Rick James Rick James.
I love Tyrone. Biggum, Tyrone.
Tyrone Biggum, here I come. And he falls and trips.
Y'all tell him but I'll kill you.
Oh my God, this is Clayton. Bixby.
Yeah, Oh my God, what a character, What a fucking the
whole again, that whole fucking show was just absolutely
unbelievable. I I'm there is a show you could
absolutely not make any any in in today.
No, no, the R Kelly IP on you was classic.
I'm wondering if Yeah and you know, Chappelle Show was 2003 to
2006. I'm wondering if Chappelle
didn't start seeing the shift before we all started seeing the
shift in what's happened today. Maybe maybe he did.
I mean, he's he's talked about it, but I mean, he's not going
to out himself for too many things.
So, you know, but just amazingly talented.
Whenever he's in a movie, you know, it's going to be funny.
Half baked. My God what a fuck that that
movie there man. That was his first major role,
half baked in 1998. Yeah, that was great.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
You're cool, but fuck you. I'd be, I'd be.
I watched that about a month ago.
I got on a kick of comedies and I saw that one and I'm like,
yeah, fucking love Jim Breuer, man.
They just spoof of that on that Dave Chappelle show too.
Like, look, Kenny, man, you wanna smoke sweet.
Yeah, OK. I think Jim Brewer was in.
This game if he was. Jim Brewer is a good dude, man.
Jim Brewer is a good dude. Oh, we haven't put a picture of
old Dave in the movie yet. This was.
This was him. Wait a minute, it didn't add
the. Image 00.
You mother. Back with Dave was skinny.
Dave was Dave hadn't started steroids.
He. Had hair, kind of.
I mean Norm is much thinner now, but.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a dark comedy, folks.
I'm allowed to do this? He is much skinnier now.
Much skin and bones. From what I heard he's a little
Bony. I think he would love these
jokes. Anyway.
That was dead, that Dave Chappelle in the movie right
there. And yeah, I don't have much more
on Dave Chappelle. Just go watch some of his comedy
if you haven't already. And if you haven't, what?
What the fuck are you? What are you doing with your
life? What are you doing?
Hashtag cancel box man. Already.
That's the true, North says. Good.
God, he wants to cancel you like.
It's better with no one to listen.
I liked it better when no one was in live.
Start recording these again. Cancel box man.
Whatever, if you want to, you can basically have already been
cancelled. That was way back a long time
ago. All right, so now we have.
Excuse me. Wow.
Another actress or actor? Actress.
We have an actress, not another. We think there's only not that
many women in this movie. There's only a couple.
Elaine Stritch in this movie. I didn't know she's from
Detroit, MI, but she is. And this is a little bit of a
different part for her. She's kind of a Broadway actor
in most of the things she played in this movie.
She plays Miss Croc. Yes.
A. Big OH.
Yeah, a big. My opinion carried the movie.
She was great at it. She was, she was she, she was
even funny. But I mean, she's been on, she's
been in some great, you know, some good movies.
Small time Crooks. Also in 2000, Paranorman from
2012, Cocoon, The Return, but she's even done some TV shows.
Yeah. The Return, The 2nd 130 Rock 2's
company, Law and Order. She actually won an Emmy for a
guest role as a defense attorney on Law and Order.
And she was in ounces. She was a judge on the show Oz.
You want to talk about a few? And I'll even say it, she had a
reoccurring role on The Cosby Show.
OK, you learned something everyday.
She was Miss Miss McGee. Miss McGee, she was one of the
teachers. Yep, she was the bitchy teacher
on the show. Well.
Exactly, exactly. After the OR in the early 2000,
she kind of started doing a one woman show, which she actually
won a Tony Ammon and an Emmy for.
And basically she chronicles her life and her battles with
alcoholism and things like that. And she was also part of a
documentary, Elaine Stritch Shoot Me, which was kind of
filmed in her final years. I believe she passed in 2016 and
it was just kind of going through her daily life.
That's exactly what that was. But she was more known for her
Broadway rolls way before anything like this.
This part was way out of her realm and way out of her depth.
But think she was old. Yeah, wanted to do it.
I mean, Danny DeVito literally said in an interview that he did
this film purely because he was getting paid well for it.
I mean, sounds like a good reason to me.
Maybe they were paying well for this movie, who knows?
Who knows, but that's that's pretty much it for Elaine.
And next we do get to, as I was talking, Danny DeVito.
You know, I think this is the first time I've even got to
discuss anything about Danny DeVito.
But I mean, this is one of the actors that we grew up.
Yeah. I mean, he's been.
He looks the same as when I was a kid, when we were kids.
Taxi. Well, Manson Stone, yeah.
Juvenile Manson Stone. Juvenile OH.
My God, I got a few. Ruthless people, Ruthless
people. And Judge Reinhold.
Yeah, Twins. Batman Returns.
Yep, war roses. This guy has been, yeah.
He's been in so many things, man, but Ruthless People, if you
haven't seen that, that's a great movie.
Actually, Ruthless People is the reason he got this role.
They saw him in this dark comedy and they decided he was great in
these dark comedy roles after that movie, because we had seen
him in regular comedies, Twins, 1988, Batman.
We'd seen a little bit of seriousness, but yeah, that's
the whole thing. Yes, but he also directed how
high he. Did.
I think he did Red man and miss a man.
I remember the movie. I didn't know that though, but
he plays a crazy character in this movie, Grover Cleaver, who
is, as we said, a a mortician. But he's the most generous.
Like anything you tell him to do, he's like all.
Right, I'll do it. I can do.
That all right, I'll do that. Don't mind me.
She even makes that joke in the movie.
She's like, oh, he does what he's told.
I'm just taking some work home. Oops, I'll go get that.
The body just falls down the steps.
This is Danny. This movie is classic Danny.
It is classic Danny DeVito. It, it's just I, I, I mean,
still doing It's Always Sunny in, in Philadelphia, which I've
never seen. It's funny.
I'm.
Sure, I I probably need to check it out, but he was mostly known
back in the early 80s for taxi. Yes.
Late 70s early 80s. His breakout role in Taxi, he
was Louis De Palma. And you know, that show had such
a great cast. You had him.
You had Christopher. Christopher Lloyd was on that
show, Yes. Yep.
Tony Danza, Mary Lou Henner. Tony Danza.
Mary Lou Henner. Can.
Yep, Kanicki was on that show too.
I forget his name. Oh yeah, yeah, I forget it.
Everyone is yelling at at all these fucking movie buffs are
yelling at the God damn screen right now and I can't think of
fucking his name right now. I'll.
Yeah. What was his name?
The guy who went up against Jerry Lawler.
He's in it. What's his name?
Yeah, I think. Oh, what's his name?
Hold on. I should be ashamed of myself.
I know this dude. Hold on.
No. What am I looking for here?
Kaniki. Kaniki.
Yeah. Andy Kaufman.
Well, yeah. He was also in that show.
That's not who I'm thinking about.
I'm. Thinking about you talking about
Andy Kaufman. Yeah.
Thank you. Jeff Conway, Scott, Yeah.
OK. There you go.
I was thinking of Jeff Conway. I.
Was thinking of Andy Kaufman. Yeah, he was definitely in
there. He was definitely in there.
And you know, you bring up Andy Kaufman.
I'll tell you the the since we just brought it up, the writing
in this movie or the writers of this movie, Scott Alexander and
Larry, I'm going to fuck this last name up.
Karazinsky. No Karazewski.
Let's go with that. If that name sounds familiar, it
should. They've been responsible for the
screenplays for Ed Wood, People Who's Larry Flynt, Autofocus and
Man on the Moon. There it is.
So there's a little tie in that
to what you were just talking about there.
Andy Kaufman Exactly. The whole life of Andy Kaufman.
So, But yeah, day to be. I'll be honest, he doesn't come
in this movie until about 50 minutes in, but once he does,
this shit starts taking a fucking a whole nother turn.
Once he joins this movie, it starts taking a whole nother
turn in this movie. Don't forget other stars
Sherman, Hensley and. Oh, we're not done.
We're not done. I got a few more here.
Actually, the next one I want to talk about is the detective.
Yes, I loved him. I am very familiar with this
gentleman. His name is Daniel Benzali.
He always plays these kind of characters, these very tough.
The He's either a lawyer or a police officer in everything he
plays, or military. It's Kojak.
Basically he could he could have been the new the the Kojak if
they ever wanted it. And then tell us, Savalas,
you're right. Yep, Yep.
Now I bring him up because I know him from a little show
called NYPD Blue. Well, well, he had a reoccurring
role as a scumbag mob lawyer. James Sinclair.
That's the name right there. And that actually led to him
doing ATV show called Murder 1 to where I don't I could never I
I've always figured that they would have just rolled that
character into this role because he he was a he was a lawyer, but
they didn't they gave him a whole another name, Theodore
Hoffman, Teddy Hoffman, and he actually got a Golden Globe
nomination for it. So for the first season didn't
win but got the nomination. But he was in Murder at 1600,
the Wesley Snipes movie Diane Lane.
OK. He was one of the Secret Service
guys. He took a bullet.
He was in the Distinguished
Gentleman as Skeeter with Eddie Murphy.
No, I remember that movie. I love that that is such an
underrated fucking movie from 1990. 7.
I saw that in the theater. I honestly.
Do. So did I?
Yeah, so did I. I saw that in the theater.
I mean, that's that's that that, that that was a good one.
He's. He got outshone about Boomerang.
Yeah. That's what happened.
Boomerang. I reviewed Boomerang.
Yeah, that's on. That's actually one of my shows
on YouTube done very well. General Hospital.
He did a year on that show as Theo Hoffman, very close to his
other Theo Hoff. Wait a minute.
Wait, yeah, wait a second. Wait a minute, He joined.
He joined as that character. He joined as the same character
from Murder One in General Hospital for a year in 2010 to
11. Wow.
And he was in the show Jericho. Not Chris Jericho, just Jericho.
He was a Homeland Security official.
I wouldn't fly nowadays, All right?
And High Ridge is right. Taxi was loaded with talent no
one knew at the time. No one knew at the time.
But. Nope.
Almost every one of those guys ended up getting either a great
career or ATV show so. Almost everyone, not all.
What does a yellow light mean? Slow down.
God, I I don't that that's a show I haven't talked about in a
while. Taxi.
All right. That's enough on Mr. Benzali,
but I definitely wanted to talk about him because he he was my
NYPD Blue tie in. And now the man, now the man.
Yes. Mr. Sherman Helmsley.
Yes. In this fucking movie.
Folks, yes he was. Fuck it, listen the love.
Interest. Not known for well, I we thought
he was the love interest. Yeah, yeah.
Then we. Found out something a little
different. Yes, we did.
Found out he was smoking a little bit of the pee pee.
Yeah. Obviously mostly known for The
Jeffersons, 10 years, a decade as George Jefferson.
I grew up with The Jeffersons watching that show and Amen.
Amen. That's Yeah, absolutely.
He was in all of the family, too.
But that was a before my time. But Amen.
I watched, I watched Damon. I liked that show.
It was actually a good show. Deacon Ernest Fry.
Yeah, then when about he had a fair of snakes.
That was a funny episode. Yep, Yep.
He was in a few episodes of He Was the Judge and Prince of
Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Yes, he was.
Yes he was, but not known for many movies.
He's done a few movies obviously, but not a lot.
This movie where he plays Chester Chip Oswald, he was in
Mr. Nanny alongside Hulk Hogan, 1993.
Bert Wilson He played, and he was in one of the later American
Pies in 2009. Wow.
So and Casper, he was a, he was Harvey.
He was one of the employees at the hardware store in Casper.
The friendly ghost. Yeah, Casper, a spirited
beginning in 1997. I think that was the second one.
But you know, he had a get a few guest spots, family matters,
Sister, sister, the Surreal life.
He did. He was on the Surreal Life.
I forgot that he was on the sixth season.
Saved by the Bell for a little bit.
Well, he was a guest star on that.
Guest star on there too, but we saw him in a few commercials in
the late 90s, early 2000's. The Gap.
Old Navy, Denny's. He was in a Nellie's Video Music
video, was he? Yes, he was.
This man is awesome. This man is awesome.
He is. He is pretty awesome.
But yeah, he is not in this movie very long.
Like I said, we find out a few things about his character that
another twisted the movie that I was like, wait, what?
Yeah, that's what I said. What?
You kidding me? I did not see that coming.
Not at all. There was a few things this
movie I did not see coming and I was happy about that.
Right. It made the movie a little
better with all the twists, but it was good to see Sherman
Helmsley. Not young, not too old,
middle-aged, a little over middle-aged, but great to see
him. I looked for a picture of him in
the movie. This is what we get, folks.
Yeah. This is what we get.
But great seeing him, great scene.
And we'll have two more actors to talk about who weren't in the
movie that long, really, but Sarah Silverman.
I want to mention she was in the movie.
I know she gets a lot of hate. I like her.
I think she's funny. She has been in some really
funny movies, A Million Ways to Die in the West, where she was
the Ruth the hooker who was waiting till marriage to have
sex with Giovanni Ribisi. Oh, another NYPD Blue alum,
anyway. I know you don't like it, but
she was also in Seinfeld. She dated Kramer for a while.
Yes, you're right. She was.
She's done a few things on TV. Saturday Night Live.
She's hosted a couple of times. Bob's Burgers.
Crank. Yanks Crank.
Yeah, Doctor Katz. Yeah, Monk, she was a
reoccurring as Marcy, Marcy Maven, Marcy Maven.
That was. And she was, she had a small
role and there's something about Mary also back in 1998, which
was an earlier role for her, but she was also in Wreck it Ralph
and Wreck it Ralph breaks the Internet.
She was Vanilla von Schweetz or Schweetz the main character of
the movie, basically. Oh, OK.
The girl who was the race car driver, she was that and she she
was in School of Rock, which is surprising I have not seen.
I Me neither. Me neither.
I have not seen but she is always funny in anything she
does. What's that one movie with where
the with the 2 Neil Diamond impersonator guys?
Probably haven't seen it myself. You.
That's the joke. I don't.
I rarely see movies these days. Yeah, hold on here.
Sarah Silverman. What's the name of that fucking
movie? I'm trying to think of it.
It was a popular fucking movie for a while.
All right, give me a second here.
I'm going to have to go to her IMDb.
It's right here. Was she ever in one of those
Kevin Smith movies? No, I think you're thinking of
Elizabeth. Elizabeth Dish kid.
Yeah, OK, maybe they all have dark hair, so you know.
Yeah, OK. Same as them.
What am I thinking of here? What am I thinking of?
It was in the 90s. Someone was scrolling back to
the God. She has been in a lot of fucking
movies. A lot of movies.
Did anyone answer it in the chat and I didn't see it?
Nope. I'm scrolling.
I am scrolling. Give me one SEC here.
It was an early movie for her and I'm back in the I'm back in
the 90s. There's Seinfeld.
Oh, she was on politically incorrect.
There's something about Mary. There she is in that way of the
gun, super nerds, heartbreakers, evolution.
I can't think of the movie. I can't see it either.
What the fuck? It was murder.
And what's the kid from Let? Me.
Look at. That What's the kid from
American Pie? Oh yeah?
What was his name? The main?
The main character. Yeah, the kid, the guy, the kid.
J Berg All right, everyone's saying no idea in the chat.
Everyone's fucking blanking. I'm obviously blanking too
because I can't think of it. Hold on.
That's an easy one to look. Hold on.
Yeah, American Pie. American Pie, that kids name is.
You mean Jason Biggs? Jason Biggs, OK, I think he's in
it with her. I think it's Jason.
Biggs. People are yelling right now.
There it is at the screen, the name of the movie.
That's what people. Oh, you found it.
Oh. Saving Silverman?
There it is. Son of a bitch.
Names in the movie, Names in the title.
Saving Silverman, it is her, Jason Biggs, Steve Zane, that's
the other guy in it. And of course, Jack Black,
'cause you know. Yeah, it's Jack Black.
Just Jack Black, but she's in it.
Thank God. That's a great movie, by the
way. That is a funny movie.
But yeah, she's, you know, more known for being a comic.
But she's had some pretty decent career in the movie because
Wreck it Ralph is probably her biggest thing.
But all right, there you go. Enough about her.
Has spent too much time looking for that shit.
Anyway. Turk doesn't listen to Neil
Diamond or any other Jewish artist.
My mom loved Neil Diamond, so Neil Diamond.
I kind of grew up listening to Neil.
Now, I'm not going to spend much on time on this guy, but he was
in the movie as a as an officer and a young officer.
This is Lachlan Monroe, folks. Now there's a reason I'm not
going to spend too much time on them.
Dead men on campus. Dead man on campus night at the
Roxbury White Scary movie. Scary movie.
Exactly. And I know him from a lot of
these newer Bruce Willis movies. He's in a bunch of them.
Those ones that came out like in the, you know, like 5-6 years
ago. He's in a bunch of those.
He's in the Detective Night series, he's in Apex, a bunch of
Bruce Willis movies. But a couple years ago I
dedicated a whole episode to Lachlan.
So I don't need to say too much about him.
But this guy is one of those guys you see, and you're like,
boom, I know him. Yes, I know you know that face.
I know that face. Oh yeah, and recently he's he's
he's a, he's a detective. Look at that.
He got promoted to detective for the Peacemaker series.
Oh sweet. Yeah, he's in the have.
Have you? Watched any of that?
The Peacemaker. Yeah.
No, I heard it's funny though. There.
It's good. John Cena and all.
Fucking hilarious it is. It is not the John Cena you
think it is. Not at all.
But this is one of those guys use He'll show up in movies,
mostly comedies, but he I mean he was in Freddy VS Jason as a
Deputy Unforgiven, the Clint Eastwood directed.
Clint Eastwood. He was in that one too, but
Riverdale Charmed, CSI and CIS Castle, Psych, the mentalist,
supernatural. This guy is, like I said, he's
one of those guys. You know him, you probably love
him. And if you really want to hear
everything about him that I knew about him, go back and check out
the show on Lachlan Monroe. Definitely should do that
because it it's it was a good one.
It was a good one. I I didn't know much about him,
but I had always seen him and I always knew he was in a bunch of
he was one of those guys that I was like, I like that guy.
Everything he's in. I like that guy.
I fucking like that guy. Finally I was like, why don't I
fucking look his ass up, see who the fuck he is and started
talking about him one night so but found out he was in a ton of
movies, TV show after TV show and I was, it was good.
I was glad I did a show on him so, but he doesn't have a huge
part in the movie. He's got a few lines, but he's
still in it in the show. Yes, he does.
Yes, he did. So I guess now we can get into
this goddamn movie. OK, first, first.
Oh. Go ahead.
Go, go, go.
OK, would you say this is a Christmas movie?
No, it doesn't start with a Christmas song and end with one
like Die Hard does, does it? No, I was just curious.
No, no, this is not a Christmas movie.
Now they say they're in Pittsburgh for this whole movie.
That's a lie. Yeah.
Almost entirely shot in Vancouver, BC, Canada, folks.
Unfortunately a lot of movies that are shot in the winter are
shot up there. The it's more guaranteed to have
the winter days look like winter days.
You're not going to get a sunny day in the middle of it.
You're you're getting what you're getting.
This is what it looks like. So this looks like a down and
dirty Pittsburgh, a down and dirty pity, even though it
wasn't, it was actually Vancouver.
You didn't know it's accurate. You'd be surprised how many
movies I pick up on are in because I've seen a couple of
Canadian cop shows. I'm like, that guy was in
fucking rookie blue. So I'll start looking up filming
location. Yeah, that was in Canada.
Yeah. I figured.
All right. Done.
OK. Canada.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there's a poutine after
this for sure. Canadian bacon, eh?
Yeah. That's good shit right there.
I don't know certain things. I don't fuck with the Canadian
bacon. That's good shit.
I like that. I love that on my pizza.
Oh yeah, that's good. It is good.
Fuck yeah. Hell yeah.
So let's not make fun of their bacon.
Canadian bacon, eh? There's plenty more to make fun
of them for. Let's not.
Let's leave the bacon out of this.
Let's leave the pork out. Then watch some Kevin Owens.
There you go. So totally sidetracked.
So this movie, as we mentioned, I feel like it's kind of a dark
comedy. Yes, it is.
And by the premise we've talked about, I would think everyone
here agrees with that. It is a dark comedy.
It's not a bad thing. I like these dark comedies,
especially this one. This one was so fucking fun to
watch. So you've got Norm MacDonald,
the Butler. Butler let's.
I think we should stick with Butler.
Yeah. For one of the wealthiest women,
Miss Crock, as we said, played by Elaine Stritch, wealthiest
woman in the town. She owns a pie company,
pastries, all that kind of stuff.
Pastry company that basically Enteman's.
She owns enteman's. Let's compare it to that.
Yeah, we go. There you go.
Or Little Debbie. Oh, there you go.
There you. Go Yeah, Little Debbie, not
Little Debbie Hostess. Like, like, like a Little
Debbie's. Little Debbie, Hostess,
Whatever. There you go.
Hostess, Ally, Hostess movie. She treats Norm's character,
Willard, like absolute dirt at every turn.
Come get my plate. Come do this.
I mean, you see him there. I mean, there's even a scene
where he's like, like a like like Cinderella sitting and
scrubbing the floor with a little brush.
Yes. God, this is like a Cinderella
scene. And using and using the Q-tip to
clean the shower. Oh man.
Oh my God, And I'll tell you by the end, for a minute I thought
she was going to tell him he that she was his mom.
I thought that's where it was going for a minute.
I thought for a minute it was going there, but it never did.
Luckily. Luckily the only thing she
really treats well isn't her employees.
Isn't anyone but her dog Muffin? Muffin and I like Muffin.
I do too. A little Pomeranian.
Yep. She even treats old Sherman
Helmsley like shit. Old Chip.
And I'm so glad they made a joke
because the whole time I'm watching this movie I'm like,
why did they give him the absolute whitest name in the
movie of Chip with all the other people?
They gave him Chip and then thank God Chappelle made a joke
about it. Yeah.
Yes. Well, I never.
Trust a black man named Chip. There you go.
I was like, God damn right. No, it wasn't like that, right?
No, it's right. Oh, OK.
It is right. OK.
Yeah. Thanks, Chip.
What? What so?
But yeah, he. He when you buy him a suit.
And yeah, and Sherman Helmsley plays up to her.
He kind of teases her a little bit, calls her sexy, but like I
said, we find out he's gay. Yes.
Which was a complete What the fuck?
Yeah, Where did that come from? I didn't understand what that
was. So here's what happens.
He accidentally overhears Sherman Helmsley and Miss Crock.
So we Chip and Miss Crock were having dinner.
And he was in the dark house. He was in the doghouse.
Literally. I'm going to stay here
overnight. Fuck that, I would have gone.
Yeah. Wouldn't have caught my ass
there but he overhears them talking about how he's getting
fired so he leaves anyway. And she never even fucking knew
and goes to see Dave Chappelle. Rusty chicken hole and they come
up with a plan. First Dave Chappelle wants to
kidnap Miss Crock, and then they decide, all right, that's a
little too harsh. Let's go for the dog.
Right. Absolutely nothing goes right
when they try to get this dog, folks.
Nothing. They try to use a hot dog to
bait the dog. Half of it ends up in the
dentures. Finally he goes, but then he
grabs the dog. And the dog bites the hell out
of me. There's.
Blood squirting everywhere making it look like a goddamn
murder scene. And then suppose she's sitting
there and awe, keep it down. Keep it down.
Yeah, tell him to keep it down. When the dog's biting his hand.
His dog's biting his hand. Chappelle being the best
Chappelle he can be, that's all he can be.
That's keep it down. Good dog was eating my hand.
I can't keep it down. That did look rough.
That was fucking a pretty cool little little scene there.
Yeah, but the plan is going completely sideways.
They do finally get the dog in the box with blood all over the
box. They write a note.
They write a note, a ransom note.
Give us. $1 million. We've got him.
That's all it says we've. Got him, we've got him.
Give us $1 million or he's a dead dog.
Vague. Yeah.
Well, the dog got out like less than a mile from the fucking
house. And went back to bed like
nothing happened. Woke, she woke up, gave him a
little pat on the butt and that poor dog was ready to go for the
day. Nothing, nothing wrong with
them. Nope.
She comes, she comes downstairs, she finds all hell looks like
it's broken, loose table broken, all kinds of shit.
That table breaking scene for some reason reminded me of Mr.
Deeds. I don't know why, I don't know
why, but the table being I just did.
So that happened. But that so she sees that that
she sees the note and of course she's got the dog in her hands.
So, she'll thought, only one thing.
They've got Willard. They got Willard, yeah.
Someone kidnapped Willard. Well, of course she's refusing
to pay. They want a million first.
They decide they're going to have a million and then during
an argument when Willard says he's five times more important
than a human and Dave Chappelle won't agree with him, he's.
No, you're not. You don't have a pedigree.
She cares more about the dog. We all know this man.
Yeah. And, and he's right.
He's right, yes. So we find that and they raise
it to 5 million. She won't pay.
And this is where Sarah Silverman comes in and starts
protesting. Jesus Christ is 2000.
Yeah. 26 years later. Oh boy, called that one, didn't
they? Nothing has changed, folks,
Nothing has changed. So she's out there protesting.
Finally, she decides to pay. And this is where it starts to
twist even more. Because now how are they going
to get the money #1 and #2 if they do, they're going to get
busted. So they devise.
A plan. But to do this plan, Willard has
to let Sarah Silverman's character, Hillary, know that
he's alive and he planned this whole thing he does.
So she starts helping and through her they get the name of
Daniel Devito's character, Grover.
They're going to employ him for 100 grand to do a put A to place
plant a body. Mitch gives them his clothes,
which even Grover was like, why would he be wearing your clothes
and his driver's license? But I love what Grover was like,
These are trashy. Should a dead guy be wearing
clothes? This trashy?
Just fucking. I loved it.
Danny DeVito was just being the
quintessential Danny DeVito. He knows how to be.
Yeah. But they hire him and then they
do find a way because she decides to pay to get the money.
It involved a lucha libre mask. Yes.
Well, that didn't work well unfortunately.
Willard got robbed by two kids or a street gang, whichever 1
you want to believe. He got tased.
They had chains with those sticks that you swing around and
hurt people with. People with Yeah, you forgot to
mention you forgot to mention how they staged their own
kidnapping when he was in the cage.
He'll come get me. I'm eating dog food.
They went to what looked to be a Walmartish type store.
Yeah, you know. And staged it.
It was one of the funniest thing because I love when Norm
MacDonald tries purposely to be a bad actor because.
He is actually no. And he's not a bad actor.
He's got a very, you know, he's got that voice, he's got that
deadpan delivery, but it hits. It hits.
It always did. It always did.
But yeah, that was a fucking hilarious.
Thing they're peeing on me. I mean I mean chains here.
I mean, he's dog food. They're peeing on me now.
I'm eating kibble. Kibble.
I'm eating kibble like my God I love you, God I miss Norm
MacDonald. Yeah, I mean kill him.
Kill him, Miss Crock. Come save me.
Listen, that total deadpan delivery.
I know that. Was the great thing about this
because you've got the deadpan delivery of him, you've got the
charismatic delivery of Dave Chappelle and almost everything
he does and says? Yeah.
And then you've just got that smooth Danny DeVito.
I'm a fucking veteran. I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Just let me go. Let me be.
That's all. That's pretty much what a lot of
this movie was, according to all, every, everything I've kind
of read. Yeah.
Danny DeVito just shaped that character himself.
So that's awesome. But that, that was such a crazy.
I mean. But as I said once they do get
the money it takes that turn where he gets robbed.
Now we all in our mind are thinking holy shit these kids
got the five mil. Is.
So finally one of the mothers catches one of the kids that
robbed them. They come back, they give him
the money back. We still think it's the money,
as do they, him and him and Dave Chappelle's character.
Him and Rusty think it's the money if you go to the airport
and they find out it. Was cabbage in there?
And I think I saw a Domino's box get for.
Domino's get a little. Bit of a product placement for
the old Domino, yeah. No, and the car got towed away.
The car got towed. Told you when you don't come.
Back park it up your ass. Fucking awesome.
That was great. That was great.
So now everyone thinks they've got the money.
Well, now we know they don't have the money.
So now really what we think is she switched the case.
First thing in my mind, she switched the case in the car,
didn't tell the cops about it. So, and that's what he thinks.
He thinks this bitch was going to let me die.
She didn't care. She was going to let me die.
Not that he was in any danger, but in his mind that's what was
going on. Yeah.
So after all this, we can't forget about one thing.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mitch gets stabbed and ends up in the
hospital. Yeah.
OK, now he was supposed to meet Rusty at the airport at
midnight. That didn't happen.
No. So he wakes up in the hospital.
Norm MacDonald's character, Will Willard.
Willard wakes up in the hospital and he's like, what the fuck?
What? What?
Where am I?
What? OK, we know what's going on.
Yeah. And to see Daniel Benzali
playing this, I mean, talk about another fucking deadpan
delivery. Which is not funny because he
is. He's a serious character in
everything I've seen him in. You don't get a lot of laughs
out of him, but my God, his just stoic delivery was fucking
hilarious half the time. He played an idiot bumbling cop.
Yeah, he was did well, detective, and I loved every
minute of it. I loved when he went in to
interview Dave Chappelle one time.
I saw me 50 chicken gizzards in one sitting.
OK. Like, no, that wasn't me that.
Wasn't me, it was the Chinese guy.
Wong. Wong did do that.
Loved everything. This movie was so fun.
But so we got Mitch. I'm sorry, not Mitch.
Wrong movie. That's dirty work.
We got Will Willard. Willard, Rusty.
Suddenly realizes I got to get the fuck out of here.
So as he's sneaking out, Rusty is sneaking in.
What the fuck? You didn't tell me.
Why didn't you? He thought he got fucked over,
right? But turns out he understood that
Willard got robbed. Yeah.
It was like a rape. Well, not a not a real rape, not
a real rape, but you know what? A rape.
So this is when it dawns on these two guys.
Oh shit, Grover. Well, Grover's already carrying
out his plan, which we already talked about the plan and he's
already carrying it out, getting the body and it's done.
They try to call and it's done. He's already dumped the body and
he has retired from from the Mortuary.
He said fuck y'all, I'm too rich, I'm out of here.
I got $100,000. So he does that and the next
pretty much the next day. And the best part though, is
Dave Chappelle forgets that he came in the window and leaves
the room through the door in front of all the cops.
The detective's right there. The detective is right there and
he's like, what are you doing here?
Poor Aunt Mabel. She was scared shitless, I dare
I say. I don't think that was meant.
That was Aunt Mabel. I don't think that was Aunt
Mabel. I don't think so.
A Chinese woman. I think that was the Chinese
woman from Happy Gilmore beginning when he's singing song
in the intercom and she's up there instead of I think that
might be her. Oh, OK.
Which is funny because Dave's married to a Chinese woman in
real life. Oh yeah.
I didn't look that up to see if it was, but I didn't.
I don't know. But so then from there we kind
of go. We go to the next day and all
over the well. No wait.
They identify the body. They identify the body 1st.
Yes, Yep, that's him. This guy's an old weak Midget.
Yep, that's him right away. What's him?
They didn't even get the fucking the the the fucking blanket
pulled down you like that's him. That's.
Him. That's him.
Well, he's very intimidating. Older white guy I he could have
just said this was one of the guys that would have solved a
lot of problems right there. This is one of them.
He had a bigger guy with him. Yeah.
Well, somehow they get the name of Grover and there are wanted.
Wait a minute, they got a eyewitness.
Total scumbag eyewitness. Right.
And he says that it's Grover. Well, they didn't say it is.
They get a sketch artist. So he walks outside the next
morning. This was a great part.
He sees a wanted poster of him. Looks just like me.
And he pulls it down. The next pole he goes to has two
posters. The next one has three, the next
one has five, and he sees walls covered in his.
I'm screwed. Yeah, I'm screwed.
And there's the movie right there.
There's. The there it is.
Damn, there it is. That should have been the cover.
You know I'm screwed. That should have been the cover.
They double cross me. So now you've got, you've got
Willard thinking that Miss Crock double crossed him and you've
got Grover thinking that Willard double crossed him.
So now we've got a scenario going on.
We still don't know what happened to the money.
We still think that they've got the money.
We, well, we just know that the money is not there.
We still don't know who has it, but we do find out.
We do find out when Sherman Helmsley goes over to his
boyfriend's house and they talk about it.
They talk about it. They're like, whoa, I I knew we
were going to trouble switching the money.
Maybe we should switch it back, but they don't.
What happens though is the boyfriend tries to go buy some
flowers and. The Mahoney and.
It's on a lift, baby. It was.
It was marked. It's traceable.
They got a trace on it and boom, he's in jail crying his eyes
out. You're facing a three-year bid.
What you tell us you get. He didn't even hesitate.
Oh, Chip, It was Chip. Yeah, it was Chip.
He did all that crying. Oh, Chip.
Now, right when they heard Chip's name, we have to also
remind everybody some reason Dave Chappelle's got a weird
thing. When he gets scared, he hits
people with desk lamps. Yeah, he said.
A cop. I was scared.
He did the exact same thing with
poor Sherman Helmsley, hit him in the end of the lamp when they
when they were in the house. So now we see this is kind of
all coming together a little bit.
We know a few answers. We know Chip has the Chip and
Roy have the money. We know they that Dave
Chappelle's character and that Willard Norm MacDonald's
character are pretty much screwed here.
Yep. So what Grover does is, again,
he thinks he's getting fucked over.
So what does he do? He goes and kidnaps Miss Crock.
Yep. He kidnapped her.
Kidnapped. Her brings her back to his
place. Dumbest thing you could ever do.
Brings her back to his place and he hates her in the beginning.
That doesn't turn out that way. He can't stand her, but he's
going to get her stuff. Remember, he's got her hostage
one. She kicks him in the head a few
times. Yes, the dog loves him.
The dog loves the blackie. Yeah, Blackie.
Poor Muffin got a new name, Blackie.
He loves Hawaii 5 O. Loves Hawaii 5 OA little too
much. He's the vice president of the
Jack Lord National fan Club. I've never actually seen that
Hawaii 5 O yeah, I even repeats. I've never got into it.
I've seen the beginning of it. Oh yeah.
Channel like halfway. Same here.
Theme was catchy.
It was catchy. Yeah, it was good.
It was good. It was good, good song.
So as hold on, I need #2 here. So as we go through, I'm doing
I'm I'm not even looking at anything anymore.
Actually, I'm doing this all from memory.
So we know how my memory is. I literally just watched the
movie before we we went on here. I watched it 10 minutes before
we fucking went live. So there you go.
But we get there. Grover's got her kidnapped, and
we've got Mitch. I keep calling him Mitch and.
Willard. We've got Willard and Rusty have
just escaped the police. Now not only do they leave the
police station running with the cops after him, they took a
police car. This can never go well for
anybody. So they're driving around, the
cops eventually get into an accident, but they finally all
figure out where. This is something you probably
couldn't do today, but you would just go to Google.
Now, let's find out where he lives.
And they called information, They got his phone number.
Dumbass put his address on there because he's the fucking vice
president of the goddamn fan club.
And they find out he's at 9:10, I think.
I think the street might have even been Mabel.
So they go. So and Grover is unloading on
their asses. No, just shooting at him.
Holy shit, he's unloading on him.
Finally, they get out of the garden like it's us.
Oh, coming up, guys, I'm just like that.
He put a bazooka on him. He pulled.
I know 2 N Packers fan. If cheese man was a Jack Lord
he'd have less kids. 100% correct.
Sorry, Yep, Yep, that's true. Absolutely.
But my first word would not have been get out.
Fuck RPG. But anyway, they get out and
he's like, oh, come on, up, come on.
Yeah, this. Come on.
And this is where all of this starts kind of coming together.
We find out actually Grover finds out he didn't get fucked
over yet. We find out that Miss Crock did
pay. She didn't know the money had
been taken. So she finds out who has the
money and her and her and Willard have a little bit.
Miss Crock and Willard have a little bit of a moment, if you
will. A moment because of Yeah, Cousin
Willard's dead. Because of Willard's head, he
really loved his dad in ways that Willard just couldn't
deliver. Stick with Miss Croc, you'll get
ahead. No, he meant you'll get some
head. Yes.
Oh. Come on, I will almost guarantee
that was an improv line by Chappelle.
I would almost it it sounded like it.
Yeah, I would almost. I don't want to hear this.
Almost guarantee it was, but yeah, that was great.
So we find all that out and then she, Miss Crock, actually ends
up saying that they saved her, that she would have been dead if
that that that they rescued her. They didn't kidnap her and she
blames everything on Chip who he in a hot tub with a bunch of
Swedish men and they're all in very tight clothes.
It all got it all got blamed on him, and the movie ends with
Hillary, Willard and Rusty all on a nice beach somewhere.
Doesn't look like looks like they're in California.
Venice. Looks like they're in Venice
Beach. Could be.
Well, there was a store that said Venice something.
Oh. So that's why I thought they
were in Venice Beach, California.
And like you said, they're. On a beach, she said.
She said USC isn't that the University of Southern
California? Yes, it is.
All right, so one in one that's. Where he's going, that's where
he went back to school. He's going to school at USC.
And she sent him a suit, a brand new Armani and wrote him a note.
And we find out her and her and Grover got together in the end.
Yes, true love. It was it was true love.
But he does what he's told. He knows what he's told.
Wonder what's weird? What's that?
We just like did the end of this movie and we're at 122.
Movie was 120. Holy cow, you're right.
Wow, beautiful. Very nice.
So. Forget.
Anything. Did we forget anything?
Let's see. I don't think so.
I'm trying to think, yeah, but yeah, we talked about the car
chase, we talked about the detective.
We did we talked about the detective and we we pretty much
got into everything about the movie.
I actually don't usually dive that deep, but it was only an
hour and 28 movie, 28 movie. So it was worth it to just kind
of go through it like that. And again, just like I mean
since I can't play clips anymore, I trust me I would love
to play clips not anymore. But every time I do, I get taken
down. And as I was telling, telling
everybody before, not only on YouTube, fucking Spotify is
starting to take that shit down. Oh damn, they're making.
I got an episode from like 4 years ago taken down just the
other day and I was like what the fuck?
Can't play that clip. No, so I just decided it's not
worth getting my shows taken down.
I'd rather you guys listen to them then have them taken down.
A couple of the shows have had a few copyrights that Daniel
Bernhardt won a few weeks ago. I did actually.
I shouldn't have played that clip of the fight scene.
I got I got banned in fucking Thailand and a few other
companies for that countries. I mean, I think Bangladesh.
I mean, I, I don't know. I'm sorry, Bangladesh.
Y'all can't hear anything about Daniel Bernhardt?
I don't know what it is, but you're not allowed to hear it.
Damn. Yeah, I got lucky with the the
Revolver movie. I played a couple of clips
there, but both of the clips that I played were allowed for
free use, so I got lucky. Oh, OK, well, there you go.
I got lucky that both those clips were free use clips, so I
need to keep looking for those if I do play any clips.
But there's not a lot of clips out there with movies that are
be because people. It's all copyrighted music.
That's why there's music behind all the scenes now.
Yeah, exactly. Because YouTube will pick that
shit up. Take it down.
I don't care if it's fucking at one decibel, YouTube will
fucking DNA that shit and pick it up.
Yep. So that's what's been happening.
The only show I got lucky with that is Beyond the Law, the
Charlie Sheen movie. OK.
True story, Charlie Sheen movie, a biker movie.
One of my higher downloads on YouTube, actually, Lionsgate did
hit me with a big strike. I mean, that thing was going to
be banned everywhere. And I made my case and they were
like, oh, cool, They let they they let it slide.
OK? They really.
Works. Well, I told him how wonderful
of a movie I thought this was and I was reviewing it and I
played a few scenes just to give the audience the feel of the
movie and they were like, cool, glad you love the movie.
Yeah. All right, we'll let it slide.
Fucking love Lionsgate. I should just do all the
Lionsgate movies. Oh, there you go.
Maybe some new Lion Cinema? We'd run out of good movies
after a couple of weeks. Yeah, you're right.
We would. They don't make too many.
They used to make good movies, but not so much anymore.
But but folks, this movie here, I'm once again I'm glad Derek
recommended it. I'm glad he came on with me to
do it. Oh yeah, that was funny.
That was the the stipulation. Yeah, it was a stipulation.
That was a stipulation. I'll I'll I'll review it.
You got to show up. So I had a great time, but this
movie is so like I said, it's a quick watch.
It's fun, great cast. If you were a fan of Norm
MacDonald, definitely check this one out if you haven't seen it.
I hadn't heard of it. I hadn't heard of it, but it was
so fucking funny it and again, it had a little bit of a dirty
work feel to it when you watch it.
Not only because of Norm MacDonald, just it just did.
I guess maybe it is because of Norm MacDonald, but I love him
in in everything he does and Chappelle is just awesome at
what he does. Yeah, we talked about that.
And who doesn't fucking love Danny DeVito?
I mean, come on. Yeah, the Penguin.
Come on now. I'm just moving.
Could have used a titter to. Yes.
But you know, we're in 2000. Could he?
Yeah, yeah, I saw the trailer back in 2000.
Could have used 1 tip. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe,
maybe, maybe you know. They would have been either
Sarah Silverman's or Elaine Stritch's, so you know.
She was almost there. She was in her underwear.
Yeah, he walked in. He didn't even winch.
You expect me to go like this? No.
Oh. One scene I I forgot about with
her being interviewed by the Daniel Benzali's got him in a
separate room. And it's this.
You you know how they go back and forth with the scenes,
right? This is what they were doing.
The flip back, flip back. Norm is spilling his guts.
OK, you tell us about Rusty. I've known him my whole life.
Him and my mother had something together and then they go to
Rusty. I met.
Him two weeks ago. Yeah, Chappelle is completely
denying the whole story. And.
Fucking Willard is spilling everything and it is such
greatness between the two of them because you've got that I,
I don't know why, but I, I love that scared Dave Chappelle.
You can't do that anymore because he's too jacked now.
Yeah. But he had that back in the day.
Dave Chappelle played that great skinny scared but then tries to
be tough, tough, scared. Yes.
Love it. And.
You know you got Willard over there, like I said, spilling
everything, but in a Norm MacDonald spill it kind of way.
Yes. So then you get the detective
just sitting there like, are you kidding me?
Are you? I love that guy.
I do. I fucking dangled Gonzalier.
He was so dead Tab, but you can tell he's getting annoyed.
I've watched that TV show. He got that murder one it it was
on Hulu for a while. May still be it was good.
It was good. He's a very good at he's very
good at playing an attorney, but he's, I mean, same raspy, slow
delivery, that voice, which was his exact character on NYPD
Blue, the mob lawyer James Sinclair and Andy Andy's
character hated him, despised him.
So I'll always remember Daniel Benzali from NYPD Blue.
He was on for he wasn't consistently on every season,
but I mean up to season 11 he was he was there.
I think he might have even been a little No, I think it was
season 11 because the first episode of season 11 was called
Frickin Fraker. Please don't ask me how I know
this. My wife thinks I'm some sort of
weird person because I know these things and I and and he
was the attorney in there, but I don't think he was in season 12.
I don't think he ended up in the last season, but I know he was
in that that that season 11. He was really prominent in
season 8 and yeah, yeah, he was one of the attorneys that just
they couldn't stand. So good stuff though.
Dengue Bansal. But him and murder at 1600 is
another great movie. Him and Wesley Snipes.
That's the one where a girl's killed in the White House.
Oh damn, that's the movie where a great that's got Dennis Miller
in it. Dennis Miller.
Dennis Miller's in it. Alan Alda's in it.
Diane Lane. She's so beautiful.
She's been in so many great movies, too.
She's in another favorite movie of mine, Streets of Fire.
You, you, you know, Streets of Fire.
I know that's. I heard of it, never seen it.
Kind of a white guy movie. I've reviewed it so we don't
have to do that again. It's got the guy Michael Parray
from Eddie and the Cruisers in it.
Oh, I've seen that movie. I've seen that movie a long time
and it's. Got and it's got the girl from
the Warriors, Deborah Van Van killer camp or something like
that. It's a Walter Hill movie.
Walter Hill directed the Warriors and that's a that's a
that's a Walter Hill movie. OK, so he use he he likes using
the same character. Willem Dafoe is in that movie,
The bad ass. Willem Dafoe.
Yep, Bill Paxton. I miss that guy too.
Oh man, yeah, near dark. Miss that guy, Twister.
Fucking Twister. Yep, Bill Paxton, the one guy
who has been killed by Terminator, Alien and Alien and
Predator. All three.
That man has done some of the greatest movies.
But anyway, anyway, we're we're rambling at this point but.
That's a good ramble. I guess it was I'm having fun.
But yeah, like fun. I still have shit to do.
I actually have work to do. I have work I do.
Oh, that sucks. So I'm going to what was what
was it let down? Foxman used to yell.
More nudity at the TV watching NYPD Clue.
I know there was some man ads on there but every now and then
listen we got to see Charlotte Ross's ass all the time.
The girl who played Oh my God I forgot her name The girl who
played Zach's girlfriend in the movie I forgot who in the show.
There were plenty of times we saw women's asses and good side.
Yeah, actually we almost saw Morton's side through, but there
was some, there was some decent ones in there.
We saw Sharon Lawrence jerking off.
Dennis, come on in the shower. His best line That's going to be
clean. It's.
Going to be clean. Oh yeah.
No doubt. About it, Yeah, yeah, you know,
so. All right, No.
Yeah, it trust me. You had to wait till the later
seasons on on Blue to get the nudity of the women.
They really started, I will admit it.
They started with man ass. First ass you saw on that show
was fucking David Caruso. No one wanted to see that, but
that show was breaking barriers at the time.
It was. Because no one had done that.
That's the first show to curse purposely on network television
and get away with it. So, you know, they were, they
were saying bullshit on air because of the time the show was
on. Yeah, ratings buddy.
Anyway, enough about NYPD Blue. Y'all know I could definitely go
on about this for hours. One night I will I'll I'll just
do an NYPD Blue and talk about it one night.
One night I'll do it. That'll be a while down the
road. Right now I've got nothing
planned for next week, but I kind of do.
I wasn't 100% sure. Me and Dirk just kind of set
this all up yesterday, to be honest with you guys.
Yep. So as a backup in case he was
busy, I started looking around and remembering some of the best
cameos in movies. Might actually do that next
week. Oh, OK.
Some of the best cameos but actors that came in for one
scene not stole the movie but definitely stole the scene and
made made a memorable scene. Quick one.
Christopher Walken. Pulp Fiction.
Yeah, there's. Things like that.
That's what I'm thinking. That's probably what I'm going
to do next week. So that's probably what's going
to happen. But dude, thank you so much for
fucking joining me for this one, man.
I'm really glad you you were not and you showed here and.
We got a lot of fun. Yes, a lot of fun.
That was this is a great movie folks.
Once again, quick watch. Great story.
Great that. I guarantee if you've never seen
this you're going to be like what the fuck just happened?
Right. So this is one you're going to
enjoy. Indeed.
There you go, everybody. I'm going to.
I'm going to get on out of here. Next time, Spaceballs.
There you go. I'll be back here next week,
folks. At least me.
I don't know if Mark's still taking care of some shit, so
I'll try to get a hold of him. We'll see what's going on, but
that's. It.
Yeah, jerk. You got anything to plug?
Anything. Anything.
Yeah, you can check me. You can check me on the Minority
Minorities report. 8:30 every Saturday, Eastern Time.
Still doing the show with Mojo. Mojo and Dirks.
I forgot the name. That's sad.
Oh, MO Dirk City. There we go.
In a while on Sundays.
We record that show. There you go everybody,
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