Episode 1919 Goals. Cartoon.
Couple goals now how are you? I'm good.
It's been a really relaxing week.
We haven't done too much. It's been raining in Brisbane
non-stop, but I kind of liked it because it just sort of forced
us to do nothing, which I think what we need with that.
It's hard to do nothing, but I feel the rain definitely
incentivize. Incentivizes a little bit of
indoor activity. Yeah, I've been playing a lot of
COD. I haven't played COD or video
games much for probably 8. Years I appreciate.
And now, now I'm not going to get back into it.
I'm very cautious about falling into it.
I think your bum is squashing George's laptop.
I'll just. Squashing something?
Yeah. Well, well, well, well, well,
well off the back of last week. It was so fun doing those
questions. Yeah, they were pretty fun.
They were awesome fun, but quick little update, we've done Sweet
FA all week. If you guys haven't done Sweet
FA for a long time, highly recommend it. 10 out of 10
recharged, refocused, happy. Happy and Christmas is coming up
so quickly. That makes me nervous.
Yeah, we're trying to scramble together some days to go and
visit your parents in Toowoomba because we're going to be in
Mexico, as we stated last episode.
What? We went to a magic show last
night. It did.
Theatre of Magic, it's called, and it's at the Ridges Hotel in.
Brisbane near the RNA showground.
It is amazing. Yeah, it was pretty fun and it
was more adult entertainment than.
We can have from 10/10 plus. So I feel the cool thing about
what I enjoyed about it is it's very intimate.
There's maybe 30 people and it's got cool music and it feels like
a really old school setup where you would have been in like a
tent back in the day to see magic.
Yeah. And so I think if there were
more children in the audience, they could play and cater to
that. It's not like they're stuck on a
fixed routine. So I think they just sort of
made it up. Like they've obviously got
multiple shows and they've been doing it for years.
Christopher Wayne, who's a friend of ours and one of the
naked magicians, started it with his friend Nige AK Legend, which
he told the funniest joke of the night, which I found hilarious.
I don't know why I found it so funny.
So he's closing up his set. Yeah, it's almost like a comedy
show. And magic.
Yeah, in one. And they just, yeah, go off the
cuff and it's really engaging. So if you're in Brisbane, they
are opening in Toowoomba as well in January and Somewhere Else.
But I full of, I don't think I've even heard where that
Somewhere Else is. But just Google the Theatre of
Magic and if you want something fun to do for 90 minutes, it's
killer. Can recommend.
But that was great.
So let's dive into questions. We've got some different
questions this week. I thought last week, super
serious, maybe not serious, but very deep.
This week I thought we'd go for some humorous ones, some random
ones. But anyway, let's let's see what
we've got over to you. Or should we Scissors, paper,
rock? No.
I'll start OK Amy's, Amy's starting.
Amy's starting. OK, if you could only eat one
meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
And why do you feel like it's going to be?
Oh, and why do I feel like it's going to be something
ridiculous? Why do you feel like it's going
to be something ridiculous firstly and then I'll answer.
Because you eat a lot. I feel like it's going to be
volume eating, it's going to be savoury, it's going to be Mac
and cheese. Well, yeah, what's?
It going to. Be I think it has, I really want
to say something that's just not sustainable like pizza or
something like that. But I know that for me to feel
good and live long, I need a balanced meal.
So I'm probably thinking. That aside, like just for taste,
I'm just going to turn the air con.
On It's Hot. I'm going to run the show.
Why Amy's off set. I was damn, I was going to run.
I was going to get a rogue talk. About what you're going to eat.
Yeah, no, I am. All right.
So what I would have. And look, it's not like I can't
just say steak and chips. It's going to be my do it So
we're going to start with puddle chocolate.
Oh so bloody good with a little little yeah, Americano
chocolate, just to, you know, I like to have that sip it down
with a little dirty Americano coffee to just sort of slap you
in the face and get you woken up.
Then we're going to move into entree #2.
Entree #2 I'd probably say like a nice granola with blueberries
and stuff, which would be delicious.
This is like a meal for the whole day, obviously.
And then we're going into, yeah, but then we're going into, I
would say probably a chicken parmigiana, chips and salad for
like the third entree because this is an all day entree.
And then finally we're going to wash it down with BBQ.
Now BBQ comes to the side of green beans and Mac and cheese
and I would have some Coke with that as well to wash that down.
Right on. Yeah.
Dessert. Dessert.
It's a big meal, but yeah, brulee, probably just vanilla
ice cream. I really, I don't I'm not a fan
of tiramisu. I'm not a fan.
Of four on the podcast. Dessert is not dessert without
an ice cream, so just don't if it's not topped with ice cream
or ice cream on the side at the very least.
You ain't doing it right. It's you might as well just call
it breakfast, right? There's a little hack.
OK, but how good is sticky day pudding with ice cream?
Pretty bloody good. That might be mine.
You're leaning very close to me and I, I love it.
But I remember so Rich trying to work it out so that it splits up
well when we're editing it. OK, that's all.
But I do like the closeness. I do.
Like, OK, you go ahead. So if you had to write a breakup
song about me, hypothetically of course, what would the title be?
See, I'm already like, thinking too seriously about this.
Yeah, well, that's exactly what I was doing about my meal.
I think we're serious thinkers. That's something like heartbreak
on the run. Oh, heartbreak on the could you
give us like the chorus? Give us, give us the attempt of
the chorus right now. I'll give the bait.
Heartbreak on the run, always be honest and I can't do it do.
You want to slow a tempo. I can't do this because I'm a
songwriter and I I take my job very seriously and I can't just.
You can't just Wham, bam. Thank you, ma'am.
Yeah. All right.
That's all right. What do you got for me?
#2 if you weren't in the fitness
world, what career do you think you'd be in?
And no, professional Nappa doesn't count.
Would you ever believe that I'd be a professional Nappa?
Honestly. No, but I don't.
Think so? To be honest, I if it wasn't
fitness I'd say some soup form of sales.
Yeah, you're pretty. Good.
I'm pretty good at sales. I enjoy sales as well, but it
would have to be an industry that I like selling for.
But sales? Yeah.
Cool.
I got one for you. What's the weirdest dream you've
ever had about me? Bonus points if it makes no
sense at all. Oh, I can't think of one that
was random, but I hate those dreams and I know you had them
too, where you cheat on me and then I wake up and I'm still so
angry. Just to clarify, I haven't had a
dream where I've cheated on you. I've had a dream where you've
cheated on me. Let's clarify that, yeah.
Yeah, and. I didn't want people like me
both dreaming that like you've. Cheated.
I had a dream that you cheated on me and it's just so stupid
because when you wake up it just like doesn't make sense.
But yeah, till you feel hurt. It's weird how that happens, eh?
Yeah, the mind is so powerful. Well, you actually experienced
it. You're like.
You bastard. Like how did I think I said one
to you this morning? I was like, oh, was it last
night? I can't even remember.
I think I had a micro nap at some point.
I woke up and I was like, this can't happen, whatever it was.
OK. Is this?
Yeah, OK. Yeah, yeah.
What's the one thing you admire most about our relationship and
why? Oh, it's a great question.
I admire most about our relationship, the fact that we
work really well together. We allow each other to pursue
what we want, but we also are very supportive.
I think we're like the Ultimate Team.
Yeah, a bit biased, but. Well, yeah, I just, honestly, I
work with a lot of people and I see challenges that people have
and I'm like, I'm so grateful we don't have that.
Yeah, I'd say we're definitely not perfect either, but yeah,
the closest thing I've seen. All right, here's a here's a
serious one. What's the biggest lesson you've
learned from our relationship so far?
Biggest lesson probably that the more time you spend on
relationships and your relationship, the more you're
going to get out of it. And so you might not want to
fold the clothes, but if you do, I'm going to be a happy lady.
Hey about it. I feel like I don't even fold
well. Neither do I.
We were folding, we had to fold some towels.
And I haven't done it for work before I get home.
Yeah, but I still just like couldn't match it up properly.
And I was. Like, Oh yeah, I watch how you
fold and then I see how I fold and I'm like.
I'm slightly better than you folding.
Look, let's not get competitive here, but if we were to like if
there were a template for folding, I'd probably be out.
How do bunches do it? They do it perfectly.
Fitted sheet perfect. Towels all line up match up
perfectly. But we were talking about this
the other day. I was when I was folding.
I was like, didn't you guys used to do a subject at school called
Home EC? I remember my sister did.
We didn't do it. I went to an all boys school so
I did woodwork. There wasn't.
I don't think we had a home ex. So I've never learned to cook.
I've never learned to like I've obviously taught myself.
I've taught myself to iron and wash.
But we didn't get taught that at school, which to me is
ridiculous. I had etiquette lessons, which
is so. You didn't pay attention, did
you? How to use your cutlery from
outside in. And but I didn't learn how to
fold or do laundry. And I went to boarding school.
I was 12 and I had to learn. I just was just had to assume
that I could do that. Yeah.
And I didn't know. And so I just had to sort of
learn of one of the other girls. But that's probably, you know,
if you're going into boarding school, maybe that's for boys
and girls, not just girls. I think it's probably a good.
If we were to have kids, I'm my sister does as well with Hudson.
I think Hudson's such a good dude because she'll she'll give
him pocket money, but like, he knows how to do everything that
an adult should do. Yeah, like it's not expected of
him, but it's incentivized with pocket money.
He's. Very independent.
Very independent, can wash do the dish like do everything.
Makes his lunch. Yeah, whereas I don't think I
would. I definitely, there's no
thinking. I definitely wasn't that good at
his age. My, my turn or your turn?
No, your turn is it #4. OK, be honest.
What's the most irrational thing I do that secretly drives you a
little crazy? The most irrational thing.
I wish you gave me some warning for this one.
The most irrational thing you do?
Can you explain? No.
Whenever I let Amy out of the car.
So especially when we're staying at Amy's mum's place, Linda's,
it's a very tight garage because we've got merch and storage
there. So whenever I let her out, she
gets out and instead of waiting for me to drive in, she just
walks straight in front of the car and just dawdles in.
And she literally just did it. Before when we picked them up
from the airport and I was, I was sitting there because Emma
and Linda waited and I was like, you always do that.
And now that I've just noticed that they don't do it either.
It's just it's a you thing. But I only do it when you're
driving. I don't.
Why? I guess she'll run me over.
Yeah, Well, I. I consider it.
Because I always want to go first but I always wait but.
Well. That's probably the thought that
you purposely let me go because you're a gentleman.
I let you out so you can get out, but I would.
OK, we'll wait from now. I just don't think one thing I
don't believe in is standing in front of a car when it's
starting because it happened on my mom's side of the family.
And someone. Yeah.
God, I'm alive. Yeah.
So because and obviously like manual cars used to jump if you
take your foot off the clap seconds, but automatics, I've
never seen it automatic do that, but it's good to learn the
habits. OK, my turn, my turn.
What's one thing you think you're really good at but you're
not? Me.
Yeah, Dancing. Yeah.
But, you know, dance like nobody's watching, right?
And I'm good in my own head. So the whole point of dancing is
to make yourself happy and to make others happy.
And I feel like I achieve both of those boxes.
If you could switch lives with any celebrity for a day, who
would it be and what's the first thing you'd do?
Oh, that's a really great question.
If I was to switch or trade places with any celebrity in the
world, I think I would trade places with probably.
Jeez, that's tough. I'm thinking in my head, I'm
thinking Riley Green is a musician, killer musician, but
he also goes hunting and plays a lot of sports.
I think that would be fun to experience for a day.
The flip side would be like a professional athlete in the
Premier League, maybe like Harry Kane, just to see what that's
like. Like when I when did you come
through with me? When we went to Real Madrid in
Spain. Yeah, I.
Think he did like those facilities.
I'm like, and then to have the the the club working around you
and things like that, that would be pretty I, I would do that.
I know I don't get to answer this, but I would swap with the
opposite sex so I could just see what it was like to be a man for
a day. Have a Willy for a day.
Yeah, I'd probably and I'd swap with someone who was like a
musical genius, so I don't know, like Pharrell and like, steal
all the ideas and then come back to my body and use.
I used to always say I'd love to just be a girl, you know, and
just you know. Touch the boobs.
Yeah, touch the boobs all day. But I've since grown up, yeah.
Yeah, you haven't. Yeah.
Yeah, OK. Is it your girl or my guy?
No. It's your turn, my guy.
If we had to survive in the wild for a week, who do you think
would last longer and why? Obviously me, because you'd be
off hunting and you might be killed by a bear.
That's actually that's fair. That could be fair.
On the flip side because if I was by myself I would die in
like a day because I have no outdoor skills and I don't like
camping. You wouldn't be camping.
There'd be no freaking camping happening, that's for sure.
That What's that TV show? Lost No.
No, when they send them out on the island, it's like crazy.
Anyway, I can't remember. We'll we'll jump back to that.
OK, when do you think about, when you think about the future,
what's one thing you're most excited about building together?
Oh, I think the whole thing, like I think we've got so many
exciting things. We've got careers, we've got
family, we've got like where we're going to live.
Like we've still got so much ahead of us.
And then also like getting to stay fit and healthy to enjoy
all of that and also enjoy each other.
Because I think when we hit all of those next milestones, it'll
present new problems and we've got to make sure that we don't
RIP each other's heads off. So daunting as that is, it's
also exciting. Yeah.
Last one last question. If you could go back in time to
the moment we first met, what's one thing you would tell your
past self about our relationship?
He gets better with age. Like a bottle of wine.
Yeah, I think that first night we met, I never thought I'd be
marrying this guy we just met on a random night out.
You were throwing sausage rolls, not at you.
You're still in your degenerate phase, so and you'll admit that,
right? I was a degenerate for a very
long time, but. For some reason I texted you the
next day. I know, very weird.
Why? Honestly, I was just like kind
of bored and just like liked some attention.
I don't know. I just wanted some attention.
Oh, my goodness. Well, that's how happy marriages
work, ladies and gentlemen. I think I underestimated you,
you know? Ah, definitely I underestimated
myself. Sorry, Reddit.
Before we wrap it up this week, Reddit and guys coming up this
week we've got actually, what have we got this week?
This is the first week we don't have too much on this week,
which is good. But the week after I'm going on
a fishing trip, so stay tuned to hear about that.
And we're also going away to spices, which is also going to,
I'm going to tell you which one, but that's also going to be
great, right? So that's like a a country
estate. Country Estate, it's going to be
so much fun. OK so this person needs advice.
My fiance, he's 58, expects me who's 54 female to make him a
full course breakfast during the work week.
Are there any women who work full time who have to cook a
Full breakfast for their man? Excuse me before they start
work. My fiance is used to eating a
Full breakfast in the morning which includes bacon, eggs,
potatoes and toast or a biscuit. We both work full time.
Hybrid schedule. So I'm assuming hybrid means I
sometimes work from home, other times work in the office I'd
assume. He says I should cook him
breakfast at least two days during the work week and on the
weekends when he's hungry. I'm not a breakfast person and I
don't want to wake up any earlier than I have to to fix
breakfast when I can eat yogurt. I feel like he's a grown man, I
can fix it for his own. I agree, answered your own.
Question then blah blah blah. He thinks it's totally
unacceptable and he even told me today after he got up at 5:30 AM
on a Saturday morning, he was hungry and was wondering if I
was going to wake up and cook. What the fuck, am I crazy?
I told him if he was up that early to fix his own damn
breakfast. He tells me women all over
America would do that for their man.
So I'd like to know where are these women who out out there
who work full time, who are cooking Full breakfast for their
man? Where are these women out there
who are just cooking breakfast at all for their man?
Not a Full breakfast. They how I'm I'm making
breakfast for you. He's used to eating a Full
breakfast. Well then fucking make your Full
breakfast. Yeah.
But if used to, if you're 58, does that mean like how long
have you guys been together for? Does that mean his ex-wife was
doing that? Yeah.
I'm sorry you can't bring your old.
No, every, every new relationships new well, how do
we arrange get that arrangement for us?
And I feel like knowing that someone's doing that
begrudgingly as well is not great.
Like, I'd rather just do it myself.
I don't. Even like the idea of you, it's
nice when you. Yeah, but it's lovely when I.
Well, you made it for me this morning.
Yeah, but you were also like emptying the dishwasher and
watering the plants. Yeah, you were up and about
doing things as well and. I don't think you should expect
things in a relationship. Anyone who does that is an
idiot. Like expectation is the biggest
downfall in life in general. So communicate every week,
Communicate. It's your guns.
You're not married yet. Well.
You're an American. People like run guns, you know.
Oh my God, what a baby. Tell them to grow up.
Yeah, big baby, be a man. Cook your own freaking
breakfast. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
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