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Episode 1919 Goals. 
Cartoon. 

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Couple goals now how are you? 
I'm good. 

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It's been a really relaxing 
week. 

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We haven't done too much. 
It's been raining in Brisbane 

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non-stop, but I kind of liked it
because it just sort of forced 

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us to do nothing, which I think 
what we need with that. 

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It's hard to do nothing, but I 
feel the rain definitely 

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incentivize. 
Incentivizes a little bit of 

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indoor activity. 
Yeah, I've been playing a lot of

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COD. 
I haven't played COD or video 

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games much for probably 8. 
Years I appreciate. 

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And now, now I'm not going to 
get back into it. 

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I'm very cautious about falling 
into it. 

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I think your bum is squashing 
George's laptop. 

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I'll just. 
Squashing something? 

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Yeah. 
Well, well, well, well, well, 

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well off the back of last week. 
It was so fun doing those 

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questions. 
Yeah, they were pretty fun. 

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They were awesome fun, but quick
little update, we've done Sweet 

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FA all week. 
If you guys haven't done Sweet 

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FA for a long time, highly 
recommend it. 10 out of 10 

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recharged, refocused, happy. 
Happy and Christmas is coming up

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so quickly. 
That makes me nervous. 

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Yeah, we're trying to scramble 
together some days to go and 

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visit your parents in Toowoomba 
because we're going to be in 

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Mexico, as we stated last 
episode. 

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What? 
We went to a magic show last 

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night. 
It did. 

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Theatre of Magic, it's called, 
and it's at the Ridges Hotel in.

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Brisbane near the RNA 
showground. 

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It is amazing. 
Yeah, it was pretty fun and it 

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was more adult entertainment 
than. 

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We can have from 10/10 plus. 
So I feel the cool thing about 

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what I enjoyed about it is it's 
very intimate. 

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There's maybe 30 people and it's
got cool music and it feels like

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a really old school setup where 
you would have been in like a 

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tent back in the day to see 
magic. 

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Yeah. 
And so I think if there were 

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more children in the audience, 
they could play and cater to 

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that. 
It's not like they're stuck on a

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fixed routine. 
So I think they just sort of 

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made it up. 
Like they've obviously got 

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multiple shows and they've been 
doing it for years. 

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Christopher Wayne, who's a 
friend of ours and one of the 

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naked magicians, started it with
his friend Nige AK Legend, which

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he told the funniest joke of the
night, which I found hilarious. 

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I don't know why I found it so 
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So he's closing up his set. 
Yeah, it's almost like a comedy 

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show. 
And magic. 

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Yeah, in one. 
And they just, yeah, go off the 

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cuff and it's really engaging. 
So if you're in Brisbane, they 

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are opening in Toowoomba as well
in January and Somewhere Else. 

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But I full of, I don't think 
I've even heard where that 

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Somewhere Else is. 
But just Google the Theatre of 

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Magic and if you want something 
fun to do for 90 minutes, it's 

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killer. 
Can recommend. 

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Can recommend. 
But that was great. 

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So let's dive into questions. 
We've got some different 

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questions this week. 
I thought last week, super 

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serious, maybe not serious, but 
very deep. 

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This week I thought we'd go for 
some humorous ones, some random 

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ones. 
But anyway, let's let's see what

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we've got over to you. 
Or should we Scissors, paper, 

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rock? 
No. 

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I'll start OK Amy's, Amy's 
starting. 

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Amy's starting. 
OK, if you could only eat one 

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meal for the rest of your life, 
what would it be? 

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And why do you feel like it's 
going to be? 

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Oh, and why do I feel like it's 
going to be something 

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ridiculous? 
Why do you feel like it's going 

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to be something ridiculous 
firstly and then I'll answer. 

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Because you eat a lot. 
I feel like it's going to be 

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volume eating, it's going to be 
savoury, it's going to be Mac 

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and cheese. 
Well, yeah, what's? 

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It going to. 
Be I think it has, I really want

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to say something that's just not
sustainable like pizza or 

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something like that. 
But I know that for me to feel 

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good and live long, I need a 
balanced meal. 

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So I'm probably thinking. 
That aside, like just for taste,

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I'm just going to turn the air 
con. 

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On It's Hot. 
I'm going to run the show. 

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Why Amy's off set. 
I was damn, I was going to run. 

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I was going to get a rogue talk.
About what you're going to eat. 

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Yeah, no, I am. 
All right. 

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So what I would have. 
And look, it's not like I can't 

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just say steak and chips. 
It's going to be my do it So 

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we're going to start with puddle
chocolate. 

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Oh so bloody good with a little 
little yeah, Americano 

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chocolate, just to, you know, I 
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with a little dirty Americano 
coffee to just sort of slap you 

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in the face and get you woken 
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Then we're going to move into 
entree #2. 

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Entree #2 I'd probably say like 
a nice granola with blueberries 

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and stuff, which would be 
delicious. 

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This is like a meal for the 
whole day, obviously. 

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And then we're going into, yeah,
but then we're going into, I 

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would say probably a chicken 
parmigiana, chips and salad for 

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like the third entree because 
this is an all day entree. 

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And then finally we're going to 
wash it down with BBQ. 

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Now BBQ comes to the side of 
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and I would have some Coke with 
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Right on. 
Yeah. 

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Dessert. 
Dessert. 

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It's a big meal, but yeah, 
brulee, probably just vanilla 

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ice cream. 
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of tiramisu. 
I'm not a fan. 

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Of four on the podcast. 
Dessert is not dessert without 

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an ice cream, so just don't if 
it's not topped with ice cream 

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or ice cream on the side at the 
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You ain't doing it right. 
It's you might as well just call

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it breakfast, right? 
There's a little hack. 

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OK, but how good is sticky day 
pudding with ice cream? 

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Pretty bloody good. 
That might be mine. 

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You're leaning very close to me 
and I, I love it. 

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But I remember so Rich trying to
work it out so that it splits up

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well when we're editing it. 
OK, that's all. 

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But I do like the closeness. 
I do. 

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Like, OK, you go ahead. 
So if you had to write a breakup

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song about me, hypothetically of
course, what would the title be?

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See, I'm already like, thinking 
too seriously about this. 

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Yeah, well, that's exactly what 
I was doing about my meal. 

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I think we're serious thinkers. 
That's something like heartbreak

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on the run. 
Oh, heartbreak on the could you 

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give us like the chorus? 
Give us, give us the attempt of 

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the chorus right now. 
I'll give the bait. 

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Heartbreak on the run, always be
honest and I can't do it do. 

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You want to slow a tempo. 
I can't do this because I'm a 

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songwriter and I I take my job 
very seriously and I can't just.

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You can't just Wham, bam. 
Thank you, ma'am. 

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Yeah. 
All right. 

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That's all right. 
What do you got for me? 

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What do you got for me? 
#2 if you weren't in the fitness

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world, what career do you think 
you'd be in? 

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And no, professional Nappa 
doesn't count. 

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Would you ever believe that I'd 
be a professional Nappa? 

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Honestly. 
No, but I don't. 

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Think so? 
To be honest, I if it wasn't 

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fitness I'd say some soup form 
of sales. 

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Yeah, you're pretty. 
Good. 

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I'm pretty good at sales. 
I enjoy sales as well, but it 

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would have to be an industry 
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But sales? 
Yeah. 

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Yeah. 
Cool. 

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I got one for you. 
What's the weirdest dream you've

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ever had about me? 
Bonus points if it makes no 

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sense at all. 
Oh, I can't think of one that 

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was random, but I hate those 
dreams and I know you had them 

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too, where you cheat on me and 
then I wake up and I'm still so 

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angry. 
Just to clarify, I haven't had a

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dream where I've cheated on you.
I've had a dream where you've 

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cheated on me. 
Let's clarify that, yeah. 

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Yeah, and. 
I didn't want people like me 

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both dreaming that like you've. 
Cheated. 

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I had a dream that you cheated 
on me and it's just so stupid 

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because when you wake up it just
like doesn't make sense. 

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But yeah, till you feel hurt. 
It's weird how that happens, eh?

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Yeah, the mind is so powerful. 
Well, you actually experienced 

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it. 
You're like. 

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You bastard. 
Like how did I think I said one 

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to you this morning? 
I was like, oh, was it last 

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night? 
I can't even remember. 

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I think I had a micro nap at 
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I woke up and I was like, this 
can't happen, whatever it was. 

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OK. 
Is this? 

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Yeah, OK. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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What's the one thing you admire 
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why? 
Oh, it's a great question. 

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I admire most about our 
relationship, the fact that we 

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work really well together. 
We allow each other to pursue 

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what we want, but we also are 
very supportive. 

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I think we're like the Ultimate 
Team. 

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Yeah, a bit biased, but. 
Well, yeah, I just, honestly, I 

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work with a lot of people and I 
see challenges that people have 

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and I'm like, I'm so grateful we
don't have that. 

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Yeah, I'd say we're definitely 
not perfect either, but yeah, 

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the closest thing I've seen. 
All right, here's a here's a 

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serious one. 
What's the biggest lesson you've

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learned from our relationship so
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Biggest lesson probably that the
more time you spend on 

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relationships and your 
relationship, the more you're 

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going to get out of it. 
And so you might not want to 

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fold the clothes, but if you do,
I'm going to be a happy lady. 

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Hey about it. 
I feel like I don't even fold 

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well. 
Neither do I. 

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We were folding, we had to fold 
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And I haven't done it for work 
before I get home. 

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Yeah, but I still just like 
couldn't match it up properly. 

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And I was. 
Like, Oh yeah, I watch how you 

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fold and then I see how I fold 
and I'm like. 

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I'm slightly better than you 
folding. 

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Look, let's not get competitive 
here, but if we were to like if 

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there were a template for 
folding, I'd probably be out. 

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How do bunches do it? 
They do it perfectly. 

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Fitted sheet perfect. 
Towels all line up match up 

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perfectly. 
But we were talking about this 

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the other day. 
I was when I was folding. 

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I was like, didn't you guys used
to do a subject at school called

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Home EC? 
I remember my sister did. 

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We didn't do it. 
I went to an all boys school so 

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I did woodwork. 
There wasn't. 

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I don't think we had a home ex. 
So I've never learned to cook. 

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I've never learned to like I've 
obviously taught myself. 

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I've taught myself to iron and 
wash. 

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But we didn't get taught that at
school, which to me is 

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ridiculous. 
I had etiquette lessons, which 

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is so. 
You didn't pay attention, did 

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you? 
How to use your cutlery from 

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outside in. 
And but I didn't learn how to 

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fold or do laundry. 
And I went to boarding school. 

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I was 12 and I had to learn. 
I just was just had to assume 

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that I could do that. 
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And I didn't know. 
And so I just had to sort of 

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learn of one of the other girls.
But that's probably, you know, 

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if you're going into boarding 
school, maybe that's for boys 

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and girls, not just girls. 
I think it's probably a good. 

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If we were to have kids, I'm my 
sister does as well with Hudson.

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I think Hudson's such a good 
dude because she'll she'll give 

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him pocket money, but like, he 
knows how to do everything that 

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an adult should do. 
Yeah, like it's not expected of 

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him, but it's incentivized with 
pocket money. 

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He's. 
Very independent. 

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Very independent, can wash do 
the dish like do everything. 

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Makes his lunch. 
Yeah, whereas I don't think I 

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would. 
I definitely, there's no 

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thinking. 
I definitely wasn't that good at

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his age. 
My, my turn or your turn? 

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No, your turn is it #4. 
OK, be honest. 

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What's the most irrational thing
I do that secretly drives you a 

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little crazy? 
The most irrational thing. 

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I wish you gave me some warning 
for this one. 

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The most irrational thing you 
do? 

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Can you explain? 
No. 

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Whenever I let Amy out of the 
car. 

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So especially when we're staying
at Amy's mum's place, Linda's, 

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it's a very tight garage because
we've got merch and storage 

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there. 
So whenever I let her out, she 

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gets out and instead of waiting 
for me to drive in, she just 

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walks straight in front of the 
car and just dawdles in. 

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And she literally just did it. 
Before when we picked them up 

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from the airport and I was, I 
was sitting there because Emma 

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and Linda waited and I was like,
you always do that. 

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And now that I've just noticed 
that they don't do it either. 

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It's just it's a you thing. 
But I only do it when you're 

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driving. 
I don't. 

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Why? 
I guess she'll run me over. 

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Yeah, Well, I. 
I consider it. 

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Because I always want to go 
first but I always wait but. 

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Well. 
That's probably the thought that

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you purposely let me go because 
you're a gentleman. 

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I let you out so you can get 
out, but I would. 

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OK, we'll wait from now. 
I just don't think one thing I 

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don't believe in is standing in 
front of a car when it's 

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starting because it happened on 
my mom's side of the family. 

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And someone. 
Yeah. 

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God, I'm alive. 
Yeah. 

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So because and obviously like 
manual cars used to jump if you 

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take your foot off the clap 
seconds, but automatics, I've 

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never seen it automatic do that,
but it's good to learn the 

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habits. 
OK, my turn, my turn. 

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What's one thing you think 
you're really good at but you're

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not? 
Me. 

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Yeah, Dancing. 
Yeah. 

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But, you know, dance like 
nobody's watching, right? 

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And I'm good in my own head. 
So the whole point of dancing is

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to make yourself happy and to 
make others happy. 

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And I feel like I achieve both 
of those boxes. 

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If you could switch lives with 
any celebrity for a day, who 

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would it be and what's the first
thing you'd do? 

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Oh, that's a really great 
question. 

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If I was to switch or trade 
places with any celebrity in the

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world, I think I would trade 
places with probably. 

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Jeez, that's tough. 
I'm thinking in my head, I'm 

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thinking Riley Green is a 
musician, killer musician, but 

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he also goes hunting and plays a
lot of sports. 

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I think that would be fun to 
experience for a day. 

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The flip side would be like a 
professional athlete in the 

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Premier League, maybe like Harry
Kane, just to see what that's 

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like. 
Like when I when did you come 

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through with me? 
When we went to Real Madrid in 

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Spain. 
Yeah, I. 

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Think he did like those 
facilities. 

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I'm like, and then to have the 
the the club working around you 

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and things like that, that would
be pretty I, I would do that. 

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I know I don't get to answer 
this, but I would swap with the 

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opposite sex so I could just see
what it was like to be a man for

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a day. 
Have a Willy for a day. 

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Yeah, I'd probably and I'd swap 
with someone who was like a 

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musical genius, so I don't know,
like Pharrell and like, steal 

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all the ideas and then come back
to my body and use. 

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I used to always say I'd love to
just be a girl, you know, and 

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just you know. 
Touch the boobs. 

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Yeah, touch the boobs all day. 
But I've since grown up, yeah. 

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Yeah, you haven't. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, OK. 
Is it your girl or my guy? 

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No. 
It's your turn, my guy. 

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If we had to survive in the wild
for a week, who do you think 

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would last longer and why? 
Obviously me, because you'd be 

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off hunting and you might be 
killed by a bear. 

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That's actually that's fair. 
That could be fair. 

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On the flip side because if I 
was by myself I would die in 

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like a day because I have no 
outdoor skills and I don't like 

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camping. 
You wouldn't be camping. 

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There'd be no freaking camping 
happening, that's for sure. 

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That What's that TV show? 
Lost No. 

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No, when they send them out on 
the island, it's like crazy. 

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Anyway, I can't remember. 
We'll we'll jump back to that. 

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OK, when do you think about, 
when you think about the future,

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what's one thing you're most 
excited about building together?

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Oh, I think the whole thing, 
like I think we've got so many 

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exciting things. 
We've got careers, we've got 

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family, we've got like where 
we're going to live. 

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Like we've still got so much 
ahead of us. 

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And then also like getting to 
stay fit and healthy to enjoy 

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all of that and also enjoy each 
other. 

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Because I think when we hit all 
of those next milestones, it'll 

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present new problems and we've 
got to make sure that we don't 

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RIP each other's heads off. 
So daunting as that is, it's 

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also exciting. 
Yeah. 

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Last one last question. 
If you could go back in time to 

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the moment we first met, what's 
one thing you would tell your 

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past self about our 
relationship? 

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He gets better with age. 
Like a bottle of wine. 

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Yeah, I think that first night 
we met, I never thought I'd be 

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marrying this guy we just met on
a random night out. 

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You were throwing sausage rolls,
not at you. 

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You're still in your degenerate 
phase, so and you'll admit that,

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right? 
I was a degenerate for a very 

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long time, but. 
For some reason I texted you the

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next day. 
I know, very weird. 

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Why? 
Honestly, I was just like kind 

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of bored and just like liked 
some attention. 

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I don't know. 
I just wanted some attention. 

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Oh, my goodness. 
Well, that's how happy marriages

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work, ladies and gentlemen. 
I think I underestimated you, 

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you know? 
Ah, definitely I underestimated 

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myself. 
Sorry, Reddit. 

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Before we wrap it up this week, 
Reddit and guys coming up this 

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week we've got actually, what 
have we got this week? 

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This is the first week we don't 
have too much on this week, 

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which is good. 
But the week after I'm going on 

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a fishing trip, so stay tuned to
hear about that. 

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And we're also going away to 
spices, which is also going to, 

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I'm going to tell you which one,
but that's also going to be 

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great, right? 
So that's like a a country 

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estate. 
Country Estate, it's going to be

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so much fun. 
OK so this person needs advice. 

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My fiance, he's 58, expects me 
who's 54 female to make him a 

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full course breakfast during the
work week. 

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Are there any women who work 
full time who have to cook a 

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Full breakfast for their man? 
Excuse me before they start 

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work. 
My fiance is used to eating a 

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Full breakfast in the morning 
which includes bacon, eggs, 

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potatoes and toast or a biscuit.
We both work full time. 

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Hybrid schedule. 
So I'm assuming hybrid means I 

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sometimes work from home, other 
times work in the office I'd 

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assume. 
He says I should cook him 

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breakfast at least two days 
during the work week and on the 

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weekends when he's hungry. 
I'm not a breakfast person and I

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don't want to wake up any 
earlier than I have to to fix 

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breakfast when I can eat yogurt.
I feel like he's a grown man, I 

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can fix it for his own. 
I agree, answered your own. 

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Question then blah blah blah. 
He thinks it's totally 

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unacceptable and he even told me
today after he got up at 5:30 AM

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on a Saturday morning, he was 
hungry and was wondering if I 

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was going to wake up and cook. 
What the fuck, am I crazy? 

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I told him if he was up that 
early to fix his own damn 

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breakfast. 
He tells me women all over 

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America would do that for their 
man. 

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So I'd like to know where are 
these women who out out there 

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who work full time, who are 
cooking Full breakfast for their

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man? 
Where are these women out there 

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who are just cooking breakfast 
at all for their man? 

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Not a Full breakfast. 
They how I'm I'm making 

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breakfast for you. 
He's used to eating a Full 

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breakfast. 
Well then fucking make your Full

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breakfast. 
Yeah. 

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But if used to, if you're 58, 
does that mean like how long 

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have you guys been together for?
Does that mean his ex-wife was 

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doing that? 
Yeah. 

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I'm sorry you can't bring your 
old. 

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No, every, every new 
relationships new well, how do 

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we arrange get that arrangement 
for us? 

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And I feel like knowing that 
someone's doing that 

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begrudgingly as well is not 
great. 

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Like, I'd rather just do it 
myself. 

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I don't. 
Even like the idea of you, it's 

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nice when you. 
Yeah, but it's lovely when I. 

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Well, you made it for me this 
morning. 

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Yeah, but you were also like 
emptying the dishwasher and 

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watering the plants. 
Yeah, you were up and about 

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doing things as well and. 
I don't think you should expect 

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things in a relationship. 
Anyone who does that is an 

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idiot. 
Like expectation is the biggest 

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downfall in life in general. 
So communicate every week, 

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Communicate. 
It's your guns. 

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You're not married yet. 
Well. 

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You're an American. 
People like run guns, you know. 

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Oh my God, what a baby. 
Tell them to grow up. 

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Yeah, big baby, be a man. 
Cook your own freaking 

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breakfast. 
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, 

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that is us for this week. 
We hope you're enjoying it. 

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Remember, if you're on Spotify, 
leave a rating and review. 

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We've also started putting clips
up on Spotify, which is cool. 

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It helps with discoverability. 
We're getting a lot of momentum 

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again, which has been great. 
Obviously we had inconsistent 

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run while we were on tour and 
travelling a lot. 

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We've now managed to sort that 
because we've got this 

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microphone in my hand that can 
come with us anywhere and it 

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sounds crispy, crispy. 
But that is all for us, ladies 

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and gentlemen. 
Who root? 

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Who root?
