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How's it going everyone? 
Today we have a story time of an

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iPad kid who thinks he actually 
has superpowers like but he 

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thinks that he can control 
people with his mind and control

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the weather and have like a 
dude. 

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It's absolutely insane. 
This kid is crazy. 

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And with that being said, let's 
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So we're going to call the 
subscriber who submitted the 

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story. 
We're going to call him Will. 

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And this comes back from his 
days in the middle school days 

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when the subscriber Will was in 
8th grade. 

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And there was this ultimate iPad
kid who we're going to call Ben.

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Basically his parents let him 
have his iPad all day every day 

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with no restrictions. 
So buddy was constantly sitting 

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there on brain rot videos like 
drool coming out of out of his 

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mouth watching all those like 
basically everything. 

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Everything's slop on the 
Internet just like injecting 

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YouTube shorts into his 
bloodstream. 

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And I've said this before and 
I'll say it again with the quote

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UN quote iPad kids stories. 
Bro when I was younger I loved 

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my iPad mini. 
Every other kid in my class had 

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a phone, but I had an iPad mini 
and man I rocked it. 

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I loved it. 
There's nothing wrong with using

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an iPad. 
In fact, I think there's plenty 

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of iPad kids who are on their 
phones instead of their iPads. 

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It's more of a it's more of how 
I describe someone who is 

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constantly watching AI slump 
videos. 

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They're usually a bit younger, 
so not only do they not have a 

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good perspective of the world, 
but their only perspective of 

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the entire world is through AI 
slump. 

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And that virtually makes their 
person that definitely builds 

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their character in a very 
strange way. 

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And in the case of today, this 
iPad kid actually thinks he has 

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super powers. 
So this started earlier on in 

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the year during their PE class. 
So will, you know, going with 

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his friends to PE class and Ben 
is kind of walking over and he 

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still has his iPad. 
I think it's something where 

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obviously at school you're not 
allowed to walk around with your

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your iPad or your phone or 
whatever, but I think some 

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teachers just didn't enforce it 
as hard as other teachers did. 

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So Ben was in a situation where 
he in some classes, he knew that

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he could kind of bring his iPad 
around. 

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Obviously in PE you can't bring 
your iPad on to the thing, but I

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think the PE teachers, just like
Loki, didn't care if he just 

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like put it on the sidelines or 
something. 

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Anyways, during this PE class, 
what they were going to do is to

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run a mile. 
So they literally just went to a

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lap, not to a lap. 
They want to want to like a 

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track or something. 
And he just said, yeah, run four

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times around the track. 
That'll get you to a mile. 

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Take it at your pace. 
Like ideally you're running the 

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whole time. 
If you're to walk some of it's 

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not that big of a deal. 
So Ben immediate Ben is like, 

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well, actually, well, actually 
I've been told through my 

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research that I I'm a superhero 
and I have powers. 

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And through my research, I've 
learned that true superheroes, 

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instead of running around the 
track, they levitate instead. 

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So instead teacher, I am going 
to levitate. 

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And the teacher looks at him 
like, what the fuck? 

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What? 
Like did I just hear this kid 

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right? 
He's like, Ben, I'm not sure 

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what you mean by that, but like 
you do need to, you don't have 

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to run the mile, Ben. 
Like if you're worried about 

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running that much, like, hey, I 
think a lot of kids are going to

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run some of it and walk some of 
it. 

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And you know, if you really want
to, you can walk the whole thing

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and man, I can walk it with you.
Like this is a super nice, 

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genuine PE teacher. 
This guy was this guy was for 

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for everyone, like he was for 
for the kids and not in a no 

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ditty on that, but he was he was
a cool guy, right? 

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What have I said? 
No, but he was like, dude, I'll,

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I'll walk it with you. 
Like you got a pal here, which 

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is actually a super nice thing 
to do because I do know that 

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like look during PE, like 
sometimes that can be super 

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stressful, especially if it's 
like you need to do this 

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physical activity and everyone's
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Like that can be really 
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So it's pretty cool here with 
the PE teacher being like, Hey, 

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dude, all not only like really 
let bend the rules so that you 

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can like achieve this in a 
different way, but I'll do it 

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with you. 
So you have something to do it 

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with. 
And Ben's like, wait, wait, 

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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 
I need to focus on my energy to 

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start levitating. 
So he takes out his iPad. 

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He starts playing like the epic 
hype up music or whatever, some 

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like superhero soundtrack or 
something. 

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So he starts like sitting there,
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He starts like waving his arms 
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He's like, wait a minute, wait a
minute, I'm I'm, I'm levitating 

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guys, can you see I'm 
levitating? 

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And he like very obviously goes 
on his tip toes for a second. 

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He's like, oh wow, that 
levitation just made me 

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exhausted. 
Teacher, you have to see that. 

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Like I can't possibly run this 
lap because I'm just so 

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exhausted from the meditation. 
He's like, Ben, I'm going to ask

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you to at least do one lap 
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walking because at this point, 
most people have already like 

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done at least one lap because 
not everyone is waiting for 

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Ben's shenanigans. 
And Ben's like, OK, well, I'm 

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about to break every speed limit
ever. 

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So I would be careful. 
I might actually look away 

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because I'm going to run so fast
that it's going to explode the 

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seed of the speed of sound and 
light. 

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And that might be bad for your 
eyes. 

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Like you might age your eyes a 
little bit if you look at it. 

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I'm based, one of my superpowers
that I just downloaded in my 

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mind is the flash. 
So I'm going to be super fast 

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and the gym teacher's like, all 
right, Ben. 

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Yeah, you're going to be super 
fast, man. 

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I'm. 
I'm excited to see it. 

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I'm happy that you're about to 
be super fast. 

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And we're all yeah, yeah, run 
for it. 

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So Ben's like, OK, but you might
want to look away because, you 

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know, breaking the speed of 
sound and everything might be 

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kind of bad for your eyes type. 
But like, OK, so Ben goes to the

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racetrack, runs for like 
literally 5 steps and then 

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stops. 
And this is like, OK, that was, 

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that was a lot. 
That was a lot. 

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I, I don't know how much more 
this I'm going to do. 

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ANYWAYS, Halloween rolls around 
and Ben got obsessed with this 

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like brain raw trend of 
unlocking hidden powers through 

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what are called what he's 
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So I'll explain he basically 
watched a video or just 

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convinced himself Will isn't 
totally sure that through this 

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he will unlock a secret super 
powers through screen staring 

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basically by staring at a screen
for as long as possible. 

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So buddy basically said, Oh 
yeah, I'm going to become 

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Superman. 
I'm going to become the Flash. 

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I'm going to become Iron Man, 
I'm going to become Ant Man, I'm

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going to become Aquaman bro, 
just by staring at my iPad and 

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drooling all day. 
Like the level of cope involved 

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and believing that that's a 
thing, It's got to be like next 

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level levels of cope. 
So yeah, Ben was sitting at a 

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lunch table and Will was there. 
It's like a really big lunch 

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table. 
And he was explaining this and 

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he said that he's like, guys, Oh
my God, I've just unlocked 

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powers through screen staring 
for 12 hours last night. 

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I didn't sleep for a second. 
And Ben is looking at them with 

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these like crazy eyes because 
buddy. 

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I don't think buddy was lying 
here. 

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I think he might have genuinely 
be, I think he might have 

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genuinely been sleep deprived by
the what he was saying, the way 

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he was saying. 
And he's like, I unlocked a new 

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super superpower, guys. 
Oh my God, I have unlocked 

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teleportation. 
He's like, look, look, I'm going

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to prove it. 
So he reaches over and grabs one

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of the guys at the tables, lunch
tray and said, guys, I'm going 

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to lunch. 
I'm I'm going to teleport this. 

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So everyone's like and Ben 
literally just throws across the

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room. 
Dude. 

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He just like chucks that that 
thing and just like a it's the 

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wall and just falls down. 
Like the food goes everywhere. 

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The milk spills. 
Everyone's just looking at this 

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kid like bro, what? 
Cause like you, you have to 

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imagine this like cracked out 
kid is like, Oh my God, guys, I 

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have super powers. 
Imagine he just imagine he just 

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grabs your food and just like 
your tray just flings. 

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So obviously the kids like dude,
what the heck did you like? 

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What? 
Why did you just throw my food 

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'cause it just spilled 
everywhere and Ben's like no, 

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no, no, no, no, no. 
It phased through another 

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dimension. 
And while it was phasing through

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another dimension, a gravity 
hacker hacked the Matrix. 

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Everyone's like, what? 
Like what do you mean? 

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Like bro, what does that even 
mean? 

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But he actually said that he 
when he threw it, he teleported 

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it, it like teleported through 
another dimension. 

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But a gravity quote UN quote 
gravity hacker hacked into the 

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mainframe and destroyed the 
matrix. 

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And that's why it looked the way
it was. 

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OK, what is more plausible A 
what I just said or B. 

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But he has no superpowers and 
just threw it against the wall 

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because he is crazy. 
If you say A, you might be 

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cooked, bro. 
I can't even lie. 

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Yeah. 
So winter break, these things 

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continued. 
Ben was now deep into like, 

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these superhero conspiracy 
videos as he's been, but he's 

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only gone deeper and deeper into
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Like, literally, it's at a point
where Will one day was walking 

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down the hallways and you 
overheard some teachers, like 

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talking about how they're 
worried for Ben because he's 

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he's just freaking crazy, dude. 
So yeah, it's January in winter 

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and they have a science project 
together. 

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So they've had this since over 
break, I guess Over break all 

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the research that Ben did was 
watching iPad slop videos and 

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basically what happened was that
for his actual presentation, you

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know, everyone else goes up 
there to the side like they're 

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doing their science project. 
Will does this whole project on,

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you know, you know that kind of 
standard one where it's like you

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make a battery out of a potato. 
I know I sound crazy right now, 

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but I swear guys, maybe someone 
in the comments section correct 

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me on what I'm actually supposed
to be saying here, but you've 

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seen it. 
It's like someone has a potato 

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and they put 2 like negative and
positive charge rods into it and

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they dude, I don't know what I'm
saying, but like you've seen 

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that before. 
He does whatever the heck that 

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is, right? 
But Ben goes up there and it's 

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very interesting. 
So he doesn't show up with 

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anything. 
He he literally goes up to the 

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front of the class and says, now
I'm going to show you how 

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electricity is made. 
And he stands up there and he 

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starts vibrating, and he goes 
Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, 

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Boo, Boo. 
I mean, this kid is literally 

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standing up in the front of the 
class and just starts shaking. 

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Like, he's having a, like, like,
Bros having the craziest seizure

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of all time. 
Bros is his entire body is 

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vibrating, and he starts making 
the noise. 

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Yeah. 
So he does that for like 10 

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seconds and you would think the 
class is erupting into laughter.

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I would think that too. 
But everyone at this point was 

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no one laughed because everyone 
was so blown away and shocked by

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what was going on. 
I think at first some people 

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thought that he was having a 
medical emergency. 

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So it's probably not the 
greatest thing to laugh really 

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hard if someone's having a 
medical emergency. 

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I mean just low key my opinion. 
Maybe I'm totally wrong, maybe 

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I'm totally off base on this, 
but just my perspective is if 

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someone's having a medical 
emergency, maybe laughing them 

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out of the building isn't the 
greatest idea of all time ever 

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to happen. 
But that might just be me, guys,

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I don't know. 
But after that, he's like, so I 

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just generated enough 
electricity to power all of New 

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York City for a year. 
And everyone's like, at that 

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point, everyone's like, Oh my 
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He's like, Oh my God. 
So the teacher's like, Ben, I 

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don't know what you did. 
That was funny, I guess. 

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But like, where's your project? 
He's like, project I am the 

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project. 
Like, you know those comments 

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where it's like, you are the 
art, baby. 

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You are the art. 
It's like I am the project. 

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I just generated enough 
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City for a month. 
And you don't seem to think that

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that's amazing. 
So there's this like tension now

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between Ben and the teacher 
because the teacher has to like 

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low key let him know that like 
bro you just didn't do anything.

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So Ben receives A failing grade 
on this assignment and has this 

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whole thing that he tries to 
submit like a complaint to the 

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principal and Will heard this 
through a friend so maybe this 

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isn't true but let's be real it 
totally follows in line with 

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everything else Will is seen 
first hand. 

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Basically he submitted an appeal
through the principal to be 

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like, she is super hero phobic 
so she is a phobia against 

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superheroes. 
She's jealous of his powers and 

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that she just didn't appreciate 
the fact that he generated 

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enough electricity just standing
there. 

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Believe it or not, the principal
denied that claim. 

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I know you guys are probably 
shocked like Oh my God, the 

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injustice. 
She just truly is superhero 

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phobic. 
So at this point, none of this 

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nonsense has really had any 
consequence for this kid, which 

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is kind of fine. 
It's been relatively harmless, 

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but it's only a matter of time 
until something this kid gets 

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hurt or something stupid happens
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So this all built up to in 
February, there's a school 

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assembly. 
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assemblies every Wednesday. 
Think of it like almost like the

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middle of the week check in for 
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They don't want to have it 
Monday because it's too 

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depressing. 
They don't want to have a Friday

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because no one's going to be 
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So they have the little check 
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So all and they have it at the 
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week. 
So this entire day Ben has been 

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going around talking to people 
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went up and told him and also he
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people. 
So for all he knows, he for all 

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he knows, he told the entire 
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Ben basically said, Oh my God, I
was on YouTube shorts last night

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once again, instead the whole 
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And I actually just downloaded a
super cool ability into my body 

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and they're like, and he's like,
dude, you don't understand. 

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I've downloaded the power of 
flight. 

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Not only do I have super speed, 
super intelligence, which oh 

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brother, super intelligence, 
super wisdom, which that also 

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must have been turned off, but I
also now have the power of 

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flight and you guys are all 
going to see at this assembly 

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today You made it as far into 
the video comment box down 

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below, Bo X because I'm looking 
at an empty box from like 2 

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months ago that I just haven't 
recycled yet because I'm just 

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being lazy. 
Yeah, comment that down below. 

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I love to see the names and the 
faces of the people who made it 

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as far into the video. 
Guys, we're back in the 

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algorithm and but we're not 
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We have a little chance to bring
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The best way you can support the
channel is simply after this 

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Go watch another one of my 

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go to my page on Spotify or 

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whatever if you'd like to. 
It's the thing that helps the 

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Please comment below if you were

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doing that, by the way, because 
I want to heart it and say thank

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you because it really does help.
So comment box you've made this 

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far into the video. 
With that being said, let's go 

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to the school assembly because 
as a recap, this kid has been 

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going around telling people that
he has downloaded the power of 

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flight and that at this school 
assembly, everyone's going to 

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see the truth, that he has 
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So sure enough, right, 
everyone's walking into the 

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school auditorium. 
They're all going up, sitting on

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the bleachers, and Ben sits five
rows up. 

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So he's not at the very, very 
top, which honestly, if I'm 

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being serious, this could have 
turned out a little differently 

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and not in a good way if he 
truly went all the way to the 

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top. 
But he went about a couple steps

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up. 
He's far up enough, as you'll 

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see, and a lot of kids are 
staring over. 

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Well, Will and his buddy Andrew 
are sitting there, and they're 

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noticing that a ton of kids are,
like, looking over a Ben, 

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pointing at him, talking, 
laughing a little bit. 

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So. 
And Ben is just sitting there 

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beaming, super proud as the 
Super smug smirk on his face. 

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And Will's like, I'm assuming 
Ben told you what he's planning 

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to do. 
And Andrew's like, yeah, I think

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someone's got to stop him, 
right? 

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He's like, dude, what if he can 
fly? 

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And Will, this Andrea just looks
at Will, like, bro, you serious?

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He's like, dude, I don't know. 
So yeah, I think honestly, if 

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I'm being honest with this, if 
I'm being 100%, two, 100%, 

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perhaps the truth is, I think, I
think you probably should have 

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told a teacher about this. 
I know you're probably thinking,

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oh, you know, Ben gets what he 
deserves because he's an idiot 

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or you know, you're snitching on
him. 

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First of all, to respond to the 
first thing, yes, he is going to

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get what he deserves. 
But imagine he went up higher. 

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You knew he was going to jump 
and he he dies, bro. 

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Like that would be actually 
seriously bad. 

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I would not make if that was the
story I got, I would not make 

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that story. 
I'd be like, that's messed up. 

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The second thing, Oh, you're 
snitching, bro. 

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If I'm going to snitch someone 
from not seriously hurting 

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themselves, I do not care, 
right? 

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I do not care. 
That is the lame thing. 

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Oh, you're being a snitch, bro. 
Did they're going to seriously 

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hurt themselves or die? 
Like, bro, I do not care. 

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I do not give anything, bro, 
whatever. 

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So sure enough, right? 
They're just kind of sitting 

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there and eventually, you know, 
the principal goes up and it's 

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like, you know, attention 
students. 

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This is the announcements for 
this week. 

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You know, we're announcing that,
you know, the new valedictorian 

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is Nicholas. 
And the person we've just had, 

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someone that, you know, the 
Guinness World Records, have 

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reached out to us to let us know
that there's a new world record 

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holder for the least number of 
push ups of all time. 

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And that goes to Ben. 
Ben, please stand up here and 

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accept your award from the 
Guinness World Book of World 

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Records. 
OK, that's not exactly what you 

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said, but you got the point. 
And they're looking over. 

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And that's when Ben starts to 
get up and he stands up. 

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Some people start looking over. 
They're like, Oh my God, Oh my 

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God, something's going to 
happen. 

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Oh my God. 
And yeah, he stood up. 

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And he declares. 
He doesn't say. 

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He doesn't whisper. 
He doesn't speak. 

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He doesn't rap, He doesn't 
enunciate. 

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He declares, bro, he declares. 
He declares to everyone standing

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up, I have superpowers, watch me
fly. 

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And he squats. 
Oh my God. 

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He like squats down and 
literally jumps off the 

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Bleacher. 
And it's like, this is happening

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in slow motion. 
Obviously it's not happening in 

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slow motion, but it's as if this
is happening in slow motion 

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because you just see Ben must 
have been off of like five 

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nights of no sleep in a row 
because he is at this point a 

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complete crazy guy. 
He starts flapping his arms. 

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Imagine this in slow motion, 
flapping his arms up and then 

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immediately goes down. 
So you just hear a like, 

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everyone is like, Oh my God, did
this kid just die? 

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So they get up like immediately,
like teachers rush over. 

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You look over, Ben's alive, he's
moving and he's complaining. 

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So, you know, he is kind of OK, 
but somehow he only got like a, 

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he got a sprained ankle and a 
broken arm, which like dude, 

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first of all, he could have 
died. 

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Second of all, he could have 
fallen on something wrong and 

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paralyzed himself from like the 
neck down and been paralyzed 

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forever, right? 
Like, he could have, he could 

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have done a billion things. 
He could have broken more bones.

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He could have landed on someone 
and taken them at like, there's 

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so many combinations of bad 
things that could have happened 

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that this kid might have 
superpowers based on how little 

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consequence he had. 
Yeah. 

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So. 
Shortly after, obviously, 

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ambulance comes rushed to the 
hospital and word spreads like 

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wildfire. 
Someone apparently even got a 

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video, but the subscriber will 
said he just like could never 

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find it. 
He actually texted a bunch of 

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people before submitting the 
story. 

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I wouldn't have shown the video 
because I don't want to ever 

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give away details of you guys 
when you submit a story to me, 

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but I would have seen it and 
been able to describe it better.

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But I did a pretty I did an OK 
job. 

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This kid is known as superhero 
head people. 

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Sometimes when he walks down the
streets will ask if he can fly 

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and he says I'm downloading more
powers and you'll see. 

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Basically he claimed that the 
reason why he couldn't fly is 

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when he was downloading a 
superhero powers that he had a 

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partial download. 
So you know when you like 

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download something it's like 85%
downloaded. 

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Maybe you are about to go on a 
long flight. 

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You're like oh it's 85% 
downloaded. 

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You go to watch it and it 
doesn't work because it's not 

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100% downloaded. 
Yeah, this kid actually said 

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that's the reason why he 
couldn't fly. 

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Go figure.