How's it going everyone? Today we have a story time of an
iPad kid who thinks he actually has superpowers like but he
thinks that he can control people with his mind and control
the weather and have like a dude.
It's absolutely insane. This kid is crazy.
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So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted the
story. We're going to call him Will.
And this comes back from his days in the middle school days
when the subscriber Will was in 8th grade.
And there was this ultimate iPad kid who we're going to call Ben.
Basically his parents let him have his iPad all day every day
with no restrictions. So buddy was constantly sitting
there on brain rot videos like drool coming out of out of his
mouth watching all those like basically everything.
Everything's slop on the Internet just like injecting
YouTube shorts into his bloodstream.
And I've said this before and I'll say it again with the quote
UN quote iPad kids stories. Bro when I was younger I loved
my iPad mini. Every other kid in my class had
a phone, but I had an iPad mini and man I rocked it.
I loved it. There's nothing wrong with using
an iPad. In fact, I think there's plenty
of iPad kids who are on their phones instead of their iPads.
It's more of a it's more of how I describe someone who is
constantly watching AI slump videos.
They're usually a bit younger, so not only do they not have a
good perspective of the world, but their only perspective of
the entire world is through AI slump.
And that virtually makes their person that definitely builds
their character in a very strange way.
And in the case of today, this iPad kid actually thinks he has
super powers. So this started earlier on in
the year during their PE class. So will, you know, going with
his friends to PE class and Ben is kind of walking over and he
still has his iPad. I think it's something where
obviously at school you're not allowed to walk around with your
your iPad or your phone or whatever, but I think some
teachers just didn't enforce it as hard as other teachers did.
So Ben was in a situation where he in some classes, he knew that
he could kind of bring his iPad around.
Obviously in PE you can't bring your iPad on to the thing, but I
think the PE teachers, just like Loki, didn't care if he just
like put it on the sidelines or something.
Anyways, during this PE class, what they were going to do is to
run a mile. So they literally just went to a
lap, not to a lap. They want to want to like a
track or something. And he just said, yeah, run four
times around the track. That'll get you to a mile.
Take it at your pace. Like ideally you're running the
whole time. If you're to walk some of it's
not that big of a deal. So Ben immediate Ben is like,
well, actually, well, actually I've been told through my
research that I I'm a superhero and I have powers.
And through my research, I've learned that true superheroes,
instead of running around the track, they levitate instead.
So instead teacher, I am going to levitate.
And the teacher looks at him like, what the fuck?
What? Like did I just hear this kid
right? He's like, Ben, I'm not sure
what you mean by that, but like you do need to, you don't have
to run the mile, Ben. Like if you're worried about
running that much, like, hey, I think a lot of kids are going to
run some of it and walk some of it.
And you know, if you really want to, you can walk the whole thing
and man, I can walk it with you. Like this is a super nice,
genuine PE teacher. This guy was this guy was for
for everyone, like he was for for the kids and not in a no
ditty on that, but he was he was a cool guy, right?
What have I said? No, but he was like, dude, I'll,
I'll walk it with you. Like you got a pal here, which
is actually a super nice thing to do because I do know that
like look during PE, like sometimes that can be super
stressful, especially if it's like you need to do this
physical activity and everyone's going to see you fail at it.
Like that can be really embarrassing.
So it's pretty cool here with the PE teacher being like, Hey,
dude, all not only like really let bend the rules so that you
can like achieve this in a different way, but I'll do it
with you. So you have something to do it
with. And Ben's like, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to focus on my energy to
start levitating. So he takes out his iPad.
He starts playing like the epic hype up music or whatever, some
like superhero soundtrack or something.
So he starts like sitting there, standing there.
He starts like waving his arms around.
He's like, wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm I'm, I'm levitating
guys, can you see I'm levitating?
And he like very obviously goes on his tip toes for a second.
He's like, oh wow, that levitation just made me
exhausted. Teacher, you have to see that.
Like I can't possibly run this lap because I'm just so
exhausted from the meditation. He's like, Ben, I'm going to ask
you to at least do one lap around the track running or
walking because at this point, most people have already like
done at least one lap because not everyone is waiting for
Ben's shenanigans. And Ben's like, OK, well, I'm
about to break every speed limit ever.
So I would be careful. I might actually look away
because I'm going to run so fast that it's going to explode the
seed of the speed of sound and light.
And that might be bad for your eyes.
Like you might age your eyes a little bit if you look at it.
I'm based, one of my superpowers that I just downloaded in my
mind is the flash. So I'm going to be super fast
and the gym teacher's like, all right, Ben.
Yeah, you're going to be super fast, man.
I'm. I'm excited to see it.
I'm happy that you're about to be super fast.
And we're all yeah, yeah, run for it.
So Ben's like, OK, but you might want to look away because, you
know, breaking the speed of sound and everything might be
kind of bad for your eyes type. But like, OK, so Ben goes to the
racetrack, runs for like literally 5 steps and then
stops. And this is like, OK, that was,
that was a lot. That was a lot.
I, I don't know how much more this I'm going to do.
ANYWAYS, Halloween rolls around and Ben got obsessed with this
like brain raw trend of unlocking hidden powers through
what are called what he's calling screen stares.
So I'll explain he basically watched a video or just
convinced himself Will isn't totally sure that through this
he will unlock a secret super powers through screen staring
basically by staring at a screen for as long as possible.
So buddy basically said, Oh yeah, I'm going to become
Superman. I'm going to become the Flash.
I'm going to become Iron Man, I'm going to become Ant Man, I'm
going to become Aquaman bro, just by staring at my iPad and
drooling all day. Like the level of cope involved
and believing that that's a thing, It's got to be like next
level levels of cope. So yeah, Ben was sitting at a
lunch table and Will was there. It's like a really big lunch
table. And he was explaining this and
he said that he's like, guys, Oh my God, I've just unlocked
powers through screen staring for 12 hours last night.
I didn't sleep for a second. And Ben is looking at them with
these like crazy eyes because buddy.
I don't think buddy was lying here.
I think he might have genuinely be, I think he might have
genuinely been sleep deprived by the what he was saying, the way
he was saying. And he's like, I unlocked a new
super superpower, guys. Oh my God, I have unlocked
teleportation. He's like, look, look, I'm going
to prove it. So he reaches over and grabs one
of the guys at the tables, lunch tray and said, guys, I'm going
to lunch. I'm I'm going to teleport this.
So everyone's like and Ben literally just throws across the
room. Dude.
He just like chucks that that thing and just like a it's the
wall and just falls down. Like the food goes everywhere.
The milk spills. Everyone's just looking at this
kid like bro, what? Cause like you, you have to
imagine this like cracked out kid is like, Oh my God, guys, I
have super powers. Imagine he just imagine he just
grabs your food and just like your tray just flings.
So obviously the kids like dude, what the heck did you like?
What? Why did you just throw my food
'cause it just spilled everywhere and Ben's like no,
no, no, no, no, no. It phased through another
dimension. And while it was phasing through
another dimension, a gravity hacker hacked the Matrix.
Everyone's like, what? Like what do you mean?
Like bro, what does that even mean?
But he actually said that he when he threw it, he teleported
it, it like teleported through another dimension.
But a gravity quote UN quote gravity hacker hacked into the
mainframe and destroyed the matrix.
And that's why it looked the way it was.
OK, what is more plausible A what I just said or B.
But he has no superpowers and just threw it against the wall
because he is crazy. If you say A, you might be
cooked, bro. I can't even lie.
Yeah. So winter break, these things
continued. Ben was now deep into like,
these superhero conspiracy videos as he's been, but he's
only gone deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole.
Like, literally, it's at a point where Will one day was walking
down the hallways and you overheard some teachers, like
talking about how they're worried for Ben because he's
he's just freaking crazy, dude. So yeah, it's January in winter
and they have a science project together.
So they've had this since over break, I guess Over break all
the research that Ben did was watching iPad slop videos and
basically what happened was that for his actual presentation, you
know, everyone else goes up there to the side like they're
doing their science project. Will does this whole project on,
you know, you know that kind of standard one where it's like you
make a battery out of a potato. I know I sound crazy right now,
but I swear guys, maybe someone in the comments section correct
me on what I'm actually supposed to be saying here, but you've
seen it. It's like someone has a potato
and they put 2 like negative and positive charge rods into it and
they dude, I don't know what I'm saying, but like you've seen
that before. He does whatever the heck that
is, right? But Ben goes up there and it's
very interesting. So he doesn't show up with
anything. He he literally goes up to the
front of the class and says, now I'm going to show you how
electricity is made. And he stands up there and he
starts vibrating, and he goes Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo,
Boo, Boo. I mean, this kid is literally
standing up in the front of the class and just starts shaking.
Like, he's having a, like, like, Bros having the craziest seizure
of all time. Bros is his entire body is
vibrating, and he starts making the noise.
Yeah. So he does that for like 10
seconds and you would think the class is erupting into laughter.
I would think that too. But everyone at this point was
no one laughed because everyone was so blown away and shocked by
what was going on. I think at first some people
thought that he was having a medical emergency.
So it's probably not the greatest thing to laugh really
hard if someone's having a medical emergency.
I mean just low key my opinion. Maybe I'm totally wrong, maybe
I'm totally off base on this, but just my perspective is if
someone's having a medical emergency, maybe laughing them
out of the building isn't the greatest idea of all time ever
to happen. But that might just be me, guys,
I don't know. But after that, he's like, so I
just generated enough electricity to power all of New
York City for a year. And everyone's like, at that
point, everyone's like, Oh my God, he's just troll.
He's like, Oh my God. So the teacher's like, Ben, I
don't know what you did. That was funny, I guess.
But like, where's your project? He's like, project I am the
project. Like, you know those comments
where it's like, you are the art, baby.
You are the art. It's like I am the project.
I just generated enough electricity to power New York
City for a month. And you don't seem to think that
that's amazing. So there's this like tension now
between Ben and the teacher because the teacher has to like
low key let him know that like bro you just didn't do anything.
So Ben receives A failing grade on this assignment and has this
whole thing that he tries to submit like a complaint to the
principal and Will heard this through a friend so maybe this
isn't true but let's be real it totally follows in line with
everything else Will is seen first hand.
Basically he submitted an appeal through the principal to be
like, she is super hero phobic so she is a phobia against
superheroes. She's jealous of his powers and
that she just didn't appreciate the fact that he generated
enough electricity just standing there.
Believe it or not, the principal denied that claim.
I know you guys are probably shocked like Oh my God, the
injustice. She just truly is superhero
phobic. So at this point, none of this
nonsense has really had any consequence for this kid, which
is kind of fine. It's been relatively harmless,
but it's only a matter of time until something this kid gets
hurt or something stupid happens and that time is now.
So this all built up to in February, there's a school
assembly. They have these school
assemblies every Wednesday. Think of it like almost like the
middle of the week check in for everyone.
They don't want to have it Monday because it's too
depressing. They don't want to have a Friday
because no one's going to be there or pay attention.
So they have the little check insurance middle of the week.
So all and they have it at the end of the day, middle of the
week. So this entire day Ben has been
going around talking to people and will knows this because he
went up and told him and also he overheard him telling other
people. So for all he knows, he for all
he knows, he told the entire school.
Ben basically said, Oh my God, I was on YouTube shorts last night
once again, instead the whole night.
And I actually just downloaded a super cool ability into my body
and they're like, and he's like, dude, you don't understand.
I've downloaded the power of flight.
Not only do I have super speed, super intelligence, which oh
brother, super intelligence, super wisdom, which that also
must have been turned off, but I also now have the power of
flight and you guys are all going to see at this assembly
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to the school assembly because as a recap, this kid has been
going around telling people that he has downloaded the power of
flight and that at this school assembly, everyone's going to
see the truth, that he has downloaded the power to fly.
So sure enough, right, everyone's walking into the
school auditorium. They're all going up, sitting on
the bleachers, and Ben sits five rows up.
So he's not at the very, very top, which honestly, if I'm
being serious, this could have turned out a little differently
and not in a good way if he truly went all the way to the
top. But he went about a couple steps
up. He's far up enough, as you'll
see, and a lot of kids are staring over.
Well, Will and his buddy Andrew are sitting there, and they're
noticing that a ton of kids are, like, looking over a Ben,
pointing at him, talking, laughing a little bit.
So. And Ben is just sitting there
beaming, super proud as the Super smug smirk on his face.
And Will's like, I'm assuming Ben told you what he's planning
to do. And Andrew's like, yeah, I think
someone's got to stop him, right?
He's like, dude, what if he can fly?
And Will, this Andrea just looks at Will, like, bro, you serious?
He's like, dude, I don't know. So yeah, I think honestly, if
I'm being honest with this, if I'm being 100%, two, 100%,
perhaps the truth is, I think, I think you probably should have
told a teacher about this. I know you're probably thinking,
oh, you know, Ben gets what he deserves because he's an idiot
or you know, you're snitching on him.
First of all, to respond to the first thing, yes, he is going to
get what he deserves. But imagine he went up higher.
You knew he was going to jump and he he dies, bro.
Like that would be actually seriously bad.
I would not make if that was the story I got, I would not make
that story. I'd be like, that's messed up.
The second thing, Oh, you're snitching, bro.
If I'm going to snitch someone from not seriously hurting
themselves, I do not care, right?
I do not care. That is the lame thing.
Oh, you're being a snitch, bro. Did they're going to seriously
hurt themselves or die? Like, bro, I do not care.
I do not give anything, bro, whatever.
So sure enough, right? They're just kind of sitting
there and eventually, you know, the principal goes up and it's
like, you know, attention students.
This is the announcements for this week.
You know, we're announcing that, you know, the new valedictorian
is Nicholas. And the person we've just had,
someone that, you know, the Guinness World Records, have
reached out to us to let us know that there's a new world record
holder for the least number of push ups of all time.
And that goes to Ben. Ben, please stand up here and
accept your award from the Guinness World Book of World
Records. OK, that's not exactly what you
said, but you got the point. And they're looking over.
And that's when Ben starts to get up and he stands up.
Some people start looking over. They're like, Oh my God, Oh my
God, something's going to happen.
Oh my God. And yeah, he stood up.
And he declares. He doesn't say.
He doesn't whisper. He doesn't speak.
He doesn't rap, He doesn't enunciate.
He declares, bro, he declares. He declares to everyone standing
up, I have superpowers, watch me fly.
And he squats. Oh my God.
He like squats down and literally jumps off the
Bleacher. And it's like, this is happening
in slow motion. Obviously it's not happening in
slow motion, but it's as if this is happening in slow motion
because you just see Ben must have been off of like five
nights of no sleep in a row because he is at this point a
complete crazy guy. He starts flapping his arms.
Imagine this in slow motion, flapping his arms up and then
immediately goes down. So you just hear a like,
everyone is like, Oh my God, did this kid just die?
So they get up like immediately, like teachers rush over.
You look over, Ben's alive, he's moving and he's complaining.
So, you know, he is kind of OK, but somehow he only got like a,
he got a sprained ankle and a broken arm, which like dude,
first of all, he could have died.
Second of all, he could have fallen on something wrong and
paralyzed himself from like the neck down and been paralyzed
forever, right? Like, he could have, he could
have done a billion things. He could have broken more bones.
He could have landed on someone and taken them at like, there's
so many combinations of bad things that could have happened
that this kid might have superpowers based on how little
consequence he had. Yeah.
So. Shortly after, obviously,
ambulance comes rushed to the hospital and word spreads like
wildfire. Someone apparently even got a
video, but the subscriber will said he just like could never
find it. He actually texted a bunch of
people before submitting the story.
I wouldn't have shown the video because I don't want to ever
give away details of you guys when you submit a story to me,
but I would have seen it and been able to describe it better.
But I did a pretty I did an OK job.
This kid is known as superhero head people.
Sometimes when he walks down the streets will ask if he can fly
and he says I'm downloading more powers and you'll see.
Basically he claimed that the reason why he couldn't fly is
when he was downloading a superhero powers that he had a
partial download. So you know when you like
download something it's like 85% downloaded.
Maybe you are about to go on a long flight.
You're like oh it's 85% downloaded.
You go to watch it and it doesn't work because it's not
100% downloaded. Yeah, this kid actually said
that's the reason why he couldn't fly.
Go figure.