Today we get a story of this kid who thinks that he's a wizard
and tries to put spells on the subscriber.
Bro, it's pretty funny. So sit back, relax, subscribe if
you like stories. And let's call today's
subscriber who said in the story, let's call him Jacob.
So Jacob's in middle school. I don't know exactly what grade,
but there's this kid in his class that was always kind of
known as like this strange kid. And he was kind of known as the
strange kid because he was known as the kid who ran into like
last year, ran into the girls bathroom and said hi ladies,
how's it going? And then obviously got escorted
out by the security guard sent to the principal's office where
they were like bro, what are you even doing?
Like that's super weird. Yada yada.
And from that day forward he's kind of just known as the weird
kid. So Fast forward a year later and
this happened at PE, so Jacob still had PE class, AKA physical
education for any of you guys don't call it PE.
And today they can. What they kind of did was they
mix it up every single day. They play a different sport or
some different activity that was kind of like physical exercise
or whatever, right. And today was dodgeball.
And so basically the the class was split in two and half the
kids went on one side one of the teams and the other half of the
kids one on the the other team. And Jacob just happened to be on
the weird kids team. And we're no longer going to
come the weird kid, we're going to come the wizard kid, as you
will see quite soon why he's called the wizard kid.
So anyways, right, You know they're playing dodgeball and
Jacob and the wizard kid are on the same team and it's pretty
close, like it was divided up randomly.
However, it just happened to be like a super, even like
division. So anyways, right?
You know Jacob's team, which is also the Wizard Kids team, was
starting to like fall behind a little bit.
It was like, I don't know, five to four and there was a lot of
pressure being put on the team. And if you don't know, in
dodgeball, at least the rules that they played by, you were
allowed to deflect dodgeballs with your own dodgeball and you
wouldn't get in trouble. But if a stray dodgeball hit you
in any part of your body before rolling on the ground, you were
basically it or you were tagged out.
So anyways, this all went down when Jacob and you know the
what's it called the Wizard kid and the other two people on his
team were kind of like prepping and preparing for the other team
to start throwing dodgeballs at them.
And one of the team members on the other side threw a dodgeball
really hard at Jacob. But Jacob was pretty good at
deflecting the dodgeballs with his ball.
So he he kind of like out stretches his hand and he
deflects the dodgeball. And you would be probably
thinking, oh this is a good thing, right?
But no, because the dodgeball, yes, the one coming at Jacob
deflects off of Jacob's dodgeball, so Jacob is not it.
However, the dodgeball deflects off of Jacob's dodgeball and
hits the wizard kid and on. Fortunately by the rules that
they played by, that was considered a point for the other
team. So the Wizard kid basically got
tapped out and duh. Jacob felt really bad because
one. I mean that's harming his own
chances for his own team. But also he's like, Dang, I just
got my own teammate out. So he looks at the wizard kid.
He's like, bro, that was an accident, my fault.
The Wizard Kid doesn't really respond, but Jacob just assumes
that he was busy walking to the you know where his all the other
team members were that were tagged out.
But anyways, right? Jacob and the two are the three
remaining teammates actually end up winning.
It's super close, and it's like Jacob has A1V2 at the very end,
but Jacob's probably one of the most skilled dodgeball players
there. Will those skills transfer to
other places in his life? Who knows, man?
But at the end of the day, he was pretty good at that
dodgeball. So you know, his whole team
rejoices. Except the wizard Kid, who is
apparently still pretty mad. Jacob doesn't blame him like the
wizard kid wanted his glory too. The wizard kid was pretty good
at dodgeball too, so maybe he would have been the one to do
the miraculous 1V2. Who knows man.
But anyways, right? So PE is over and they're
walking back to class and Jacob is kind of walking by himself
for a second and the wizard kid runs up behind him and taps him
on the shoulder and Jacob turns around and the wizard kid looks
at him and says bro, you just messed with a wizard.
That was the worst decision of your life.
Jacob at first is like, bro, what cause like that He knew
that this kid was weird, but he didn't know that this kid was
like, pretended to be a wizard and put spells on people, right?
So he was like, bro, I like, I'm sorry.
It was like a mistake. Why would I want to get my own
teammate out? And the wizard kids like,
because you wanted all the glory, right?
You wanted all the glory for yourself and you got it and you
will pay the price. You just didn't know that you
were messing with an actual wizard.
And once again, Jacob kind of just assumed that he misspoke
the first time when he said, oh, I'm a wizard bro.
But then when the weird kid, AKA the wizard kid said it again,
Jacob started to realize that no, this kid was not joking.
He actually thought that he was a wizard.
So Jacob's like, man, Seriously, I didn't mean to do it.
I I want like I wanted my team to win.
I didn't, like care if I was. If I was to get out for my team
to win, I would have done it. Like, I seriously don't care.
And Jacob wasn't even lying sure that Gloria being the one who
came back for A1V2 to win for the team, yeah, he's not going
to lie. It was pretty sweet.
However it was still wasn't worth, you know it still wasn't
worth. You know it wouldn't be worth,
like losing, right? The glory.
He would much rather win than like had the glory like taken
away. But anyways, right?
The next day rolls around, and this is when Jacob starts to
understand why the wizard kid calls himself the Wizard Kid.
Because he's sitting in class. And Jacob was kind of sitting
towards the back of the class, and he happened to have a seat
next to him open. And sure enough, right.
You know, he had one class with the weird wizard kid, right?
And the wizard kid normally sat at the very, very, very front of
the classroom, right. But this time he walked all the
way back and sat right next to Jacob.
So Jacob right away kind of realized that this was not a
coincidence. And the wizard kid is like, hey,
do you want to see something? And Jacob's like, bro, what?
Like school. Like classes starting because
the teacher had already started to like, be like, all right,
class, turn the page, whatever. And Jacob's like, bro.
We got to pay attention. Like, sure, maybe after class,
but not now. The wizard kids like, all right,
too bad then. And Jacob's like, OK, so Jacob
takes out his textbook and it's starting to open to the page
that he's supposed to be. And then sure enough, right?
The wizard kid says, hey, Jacob turn like look at me.
And Jacob's like, dude what? And he's turning.
As he turns his face, the wizard kid blows a pile of glitter into
his face and Jacob starts coughing.
He's like, bro, what did you do that for?
And then the wizard kid starts going ooby Lee dooby, Lee ooby
Lee dooby. Just like some real nonsense
pretending it's like wizard speak or whatever.
And he's like, you just got a curse put on you.
And sure enough, where the teacher looks over.
And I think the teacher was just having a bad day because the
teacher was like, you 2 go to the principal's office, you're
being a distraction. And I mean, Jacob is kind of
looking at the teacher like I was just here.
I was just sitting here. And the teachers like both.
Did you not hear me? Both.
You go to the principal's office kind of just because I think the
teacher was having a bad day and just assume that they were both
being distracting and disrespectful, not paying
attention. And the wizard kid is like,
look, the curse is already working and Jacob turns to the
wizard kid is like, bro, if the curse is working, why are you
sent to the principals office as well?
And the wizard kid really didn't have a reply?
Besides, the curse is working bro.
I'm sorry that you're so mad and can't accept it.
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Anyways, Jacob and the wizard kid are walking down the halls
to the principals office and Jacob is just like bro.
Like I'm not trying to like mess with any of this.
Like I'm just trying to learn in class.
I'm trying to, like, get my hours in.
Why are you like, why are you doing all this to me?
And the wizard kid is like because you decided to
disrespect me and and and dodgeball and I told you you'd
suffer the consequences. It looks like one of my spells
is working. Maybe if you're nice enough to
me, I will issue a counterspell and Jacob does not believe it.
And it's like, bro, you're obviously not a wizard.
Like, oh, a counterspell would do as much good as like an
actual spell. And the wizard kick gets really
butthurt at this, and it's like, I am a wizard.
Can you not tell that? Like the curse I put on you sent
us both to the principal's office and Jacob goes on to say
as they're walking to the principal's office.
Bro, I don't believe it actually worked, because if the curse was
actually effective, it would just be me going to the
principal's office, not both of us.
Sure enough they eventually get to the principal's office and
the principal is kind of just like, All right guys, I I got a
note from your teacher or an e-mail I guess not a note that
you were like being distracting in class and distracting others
and distracting yourself. Like can you just tell me what
was going on? And the wizard kid is like, ha,
I put a spell on him and the principal's like, okay, and then
turns to Jacob. Jacob, like, why are you here?
And Jacob's like, I don't know why I'm here.
Like I was just sitting here and this kid decides to like quote,
UN quote, put a spell on me, which basically just means
blows. Like like, I don't know, not
fairy dust but like sparkles and stuff into my face and then say
a bunch of nonsense And then for some reason I got in trouble
too. And when like Jacob said, for
some reason the wizard kid turns and says not for some reason
because of the curse and Jacob's like you, you you're not a
wizard bro. Like there's no curse.
The principal's like, guys, guys.
I don't, I don't know what's going on.
I think it's just like, both you guys just go to detention later
today and we'll be done with this.
And Jacob's like, what? And the wizard kid is like, the
curse continues to work. And Jacob once again says, I
will reiterate this, but if it was actually a curse, why are
you receiving the same punishment as me?
And the wizard kid is like, you're just mad because you're
realizing the curse is real. And Jacob is just so mad at this
point. He's like, bro, this is so
stupid. So sure enough, Jacob, and you
know, the wizard kid, they go back to class and you know with
Jacob is he's just not paying attention because he's just so
mad that he has to go in and you know, go to go.
He used to go to detention later that day.
He's not trying to do that. And sure enough time eventually
comes around and it's time for them to go to detention.
And Jacob and the wizard kid, you know, they get up and, you
know, they walk over and they go into the into detention and
there's like a few other kids there or whatever.
And sure enough, right, you know, Jacob sits on the back and
the wizard kid sits right next to him.
And Jacob's like, bro, I don't want to talk to you.
I don't want to sit next to you. Can you please just leave me
alone? And the wizard kids like, well,
if you don't believe in my spells, I'm gonna keep putting
spells on you till you believe it.
Jacob's like, fine, put as many spells as you wanted me.
Like, I'll try. Like, trust me, anything that's
happened today is this bad luck on my part.
And the fact that you're getting the punishment to kind of proves
to me that these spells aren't real.
So the wizard kids like, fine, well, I'm going to, you know how
we're getting. So basically, they had a pretty
big test that they were getting back.
They did it about a week ago, but they were receiving their
grades back the next day. So the wizard kids like, fine,
well, I'm going to put a spell on you and because of the spell,
you're going to fail the major test.
We're getting back. And Jacob's like, well, I know I
did pretty well on it because I knew the answers to basically
every question. And the teachers already graded
them. So it's not like the grade will
be changed. So sure, let's, you know, put a
spell on it, right? And Jacob's like, well, how
about you also put a spell on your test to make you do well so
that I'll fail and you get an A. And if that actually happens,
both of those things happening, right?
I'll believe that you're a wizard, I'll bow down, I'll
accept your glory as a ruler or whatever, right?
The wizard kids like, fine, like, fair enough.
And the wizard kid, like, starts, takes out a little stick
and starts waving it around as like, Billy, Billy, Billy,
Billy. It just says something like
dots, heads or whatever. And so this point, Jacob was
like, all right, well, this is going to prove to this kid that,
like, his wizard powers are fake, because I know for certain
that you know, I did. Well, however, Jacob is starting
to feel like, wait, because remember, dudes in middle school
don't make fun of him, but he's like, wait, what if this kid
actually does have wizard powers?
Well, if this kid can actually put a spell on me, right?
And he's like, no, no, no, that's ridiculous, Jacob, come
on now. But Jacob's like, wait, did I
just give myself an F? But then he realizes, wait, no,
no, no, no, no. Like, come on now.
Like, OK, obviously I did well on this test.
And the kids going to realize tomorrow that he's a fraud.
Enough eventually, you know, a detention or, I don't know,
whatever, they were in. It ends and the next day rolls
around and they go back to the class where they both had a
major assessment being passed back.
And this time, right, Jacob makes sure that the wizard kid
sets, sits right next to him. He's like, all right, well,
we're going to see if your spell actually works.
And the wizard kid is like, super.
I don't know. He's like like super full of
himself. He's like, I don't know why
you'd want to fail an assignment you work so hard on, Like just
because, like, you wanted to test if I was actually a wizard.
Like, that's so ridiculous. You just played yourself, bro.
Stuff like that. But sure enough, right, the
teacher eventually goes around and starts handing back the
tests. And the first Test that was
handed out was Jacobs. And yeah, Jacob got an A on the
assessment. So he takes the paper, flips it
around and shows it to the wizard kid is like, oh, looks
like your spell didn't work. And he's like, well, oh, the
actually, well so and Jacob's like, all right, just admit it,
Checkmate. I got you.
And he's like, well, I actually, well problem is actually that,
well, I just didn't do this spell properly.
And Jacob's like, all right, well, did you do the spell
properly for your test And the wizard kids like, Oh yes, 100%,
I'm getting an A on this. And to be fair, Jacob was
definitely kind of like he was testing his.
He was kind of being a little risky here because the the
wizard kid maybe was also like really smart or cheated or
something. But for some reason, maybe the
wizard kid actually did get an A.
But Jacob was kind of like assuming that the kid was going
to be too busy doing spells to actually study.
So sure enough, the teacher hands back the wizard kids paper
and you could already tell that the kid did not do well because
the teacher. Whoops, sorry, the teacher
handed up. Handed back every single test
face up except for the wizard kids test handed that one face
down. And yeah, sure enough, the
wizard kid flips over the paper and Jacob is watching and
there's a big F in a red circle. The wizard kid, after seeing the
F, quickly flips over his paper again.
And it's like, look at that. I actually got an A.
Looks like my spells are right. And Jacob's like, bro, I saw the
F like, I know you failed this. You're probably too busy doing
the spells to actually study the wizard kids.
Like, no bro, I got an A. And like, I think Jacob did this
quick enough that the wizard kid was just not able to react
because sure enough, right. Jacob reaches over it and
quickly flips over the wizard kids paper.
And there's a big massive F and a circle on it being like, oh,
so you got an A. Now the wizard kids.
Like, that's just a typo. You can ask the teacher and the
wizard kid kind of just saw that.
Said that because like, obviously Jacob's not allowed to
say, hey, what did my red, what did this random classmate get on
this major assignment? Like the teacher is going to be
like, mind your own beeswax, bro.
Like, obviously. So Jacob's like, all right,
wizard kid, you proved to me that you were not a wizard.
He's like, no, I'm going to keep putting spells on you till,
like, you realize. And yeah, so for the rest, like
the rest of the week, the wizard kid would come in and blow like
bubbles on him Or like, I don't know, fairy dust or all this
kind of stuff and like, say, a bunch of random stuff.
But yeah, Jacob did not have any other negative side effects that
happened that week, and the wizard kid eventually realized
that yeah, he was not a wizard and that he was not able to
convince Jacob that he was a wizard.
So eventually the dude stopped and yeah.