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From a crazy, Minecraft kid. 
Who steals my phone to a psycho 

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Minecraft kid, who fights the 
teacher. 

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These are the most insane 
Minecraft kids ever. 

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So the subscriber has a cousin 
who is a Minecraft kid kid, just

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loves Minecraft and nothing 
wrong with a game. 

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I mean obviously I played myself
but he makes it entire 

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personality how much he loves 
playing Minecraft. 

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So anyways, the subscribers over
at his cousin's house and his 

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cousin was banned from using his
computer because the day before 

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the subscriber, when the 
subscriber arrived the day, Day 

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before the Minecraft kid was 
literally ignoring his cousin 

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just to play Minecraft 24/7 
because I don't know, man. 

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That's his with a Minecraft kid.
Did he never stopped playing 

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Minecraft even when his cousin 
came? 

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So obviously they cousins bomb 
was pretty mad at him. 

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And told him that, you know, he 
was banned from the computer as 

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long as the cousin was there. 
So obviously, the Minecraft kid 

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in the cousin aka the 
subscriber, they did not get 

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along very well and honestly 
just because the cut of this, 

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the Minecraft kid aka the 
subscribers cousin. 

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Not very happy with them because
he got banned off on Minecraft 

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because of it. 
So anyways, one day they were 

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all hanging out and eventually 
it's the Minecraft kid in the 

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subscriber just chilling by 
themselves and subscriber or the

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Minecraft kid notice is that the
subscriber has a phone and the 

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kid knows one thing that's true 
about an iPhone and iPhone has 

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access to the App Store, you 
know. 

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It's also true about the App 
Store on the App Store there's 

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something called Minecraft 
Pocket Edition in Minecraft 

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Pocket Edition is something you 
can download on the iPhone me. 

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Meaning, if you had an iPhone 
you could theoretically play 

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Minecraft. 
So yeah, the little cousin 

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immediately says Hey subscriber 
can I have your iPhone and the 

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subscribers? 
Like, no, I'm not going to just 

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give you my iPhone. 
So the Minecraft kids like hey 

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man please like can I please 
have it and the subscribers like

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I mean okay I guess so the 
subscriber hands over the like a

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phone in the Minecraft. 
Get immediately goes to the App 

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Store and he immediately spends 
like three dollars in Let's 

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Minecraft Pocket Edition. 
So this is not the subscriber 

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Minecraft kid. 
So the subscriber is all like, 

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bro. 
What are you doing? 

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And you notice is that the kid 
is like downloading an app and 

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that's when the subscriber 
realizes that the Minecraft kid.

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I'm going to leave that in is 
the Minecraft kid is? 

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Yeah, he's downloading 
Minecraft. 

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So the subscribers like hey man,
I'm really going to have to get 

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that back from you. 
Like I you you can look, you can

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just by phone to like use the 
internet or something, briefly 

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you You can't just be on my 
phone when you're here. 

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I mean, I know for a fact you're
on will not, or your mom will 

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not be happy about that. 
So the Minecraft kids like, no, 

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I'm going to keep my phone and 
I'm going to play Minecraft. 

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It's not my fault that you took 
Minecraft away from me and sure 

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enough the subscribers, like 
bro. 

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What are you saying that? 
I took Minecraft away from you 

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like your mom said, you can't 
play Minecraft if you're hanging

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out with me. 
So the subscriber goes over to 

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take the his iPhone back but the
little cousin aka the Minecraft 

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kid was like, no, an Around a 
nice printed out of there. 

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Honestly the subscribers 
probably faster than the 

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Minecraft kid. 
But he was so taken aback by the

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fact of the Minecraft, kids 
sprinted out of the room that he

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was a little slow and behind. 
So sure enough. 

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Right, basically, what ends up 
happening is the minecart, the 

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Minecraft kid runs outside and 
the subscriber can't find them 

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and the subscribers looking all 
around and he's like, oh my God,

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what is up now? 
And you know, the mom of the 

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Minecraft kid aka the 
subscribers on is like, where's 

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Minecraft? 
Kid. 

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He's like he stole my, he took 
my phone to go play Minecraft. 

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And now he ran away, and I can't
find him. 

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That's when they hear Creeper 
explosion noises coming from 

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above them, which is very weird 
because they're out in the 

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backyard and that's when they 
hear that. 

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The Minecraft kid is playing 
Minecraft Pocket Edition on full

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blast in the tree above them, 
the kid is literally sitting in 

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the tree trying to be all quiet 
but decides to have his game 

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volume up to the max which is 
makes absolutely no sense. 

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So sure. 
Enough the subscribers Hey 

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buddy. 
I'm gonna need you to come down 

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from here and the aunt is not 
really being that helpful 

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because she's like you're so 
grounded. 

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I'm going to keep mine crime. 
Going to take Minecraft away 

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from you not for not for like 
just the time that your cousin 

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is here but for the entire week 
and honestly she should have 

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issued that punishment. 
Once the Minecraft kid was down.

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Not while he was staying up 
there because basically the 

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Minecraft kids like now I'm 
gonna stay up here and keep 

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playing Minecraft forever. 
She's like you, every second you

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stay up there, you're adding 
another Verde to the time, your 

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band in the Minecraft kids like 
you better take that back or I'm

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going to wreck his phone in the 
Minecraft. 

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Kid picks up his picks up the 
subscribers phone and basically 

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threatens to Chuck it on to the 
ground and the subscriber is not

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trying to like lose his phone 
dude. 

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So he's like let's not be Hasty 
here guys, like he turns to the 

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mom right in the moms like so 
can you maybe not punish him and

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she's like, no. 
Kid, you're getting punished for

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a month in the Minecraft kid. 
When he hears this is like, no, 

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you takes up the subscribers 
phone and literally Chuck's it 

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on the ground. 
And it's like the subscribers 

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watching this in slow motion as 
his phone, is this flung onto 

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the ground? 
However, the subscriber is 

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incredibly lucky, because the 
subscriber, basically, what 

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happens is he ends up like 
watching as his phone. 

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Mrs. Like a rock. 
Misses the ground and lands in a

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bush. 
So he goes over runs over, check

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his phone. 
It's totally fine. 

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Not even a crack or anything. 
He's super lucky. 

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Eventually the Minecraft kid 
comes down and sure enough. 

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He's banned from Minecraft for 
an entire month which like I 

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mean, bro kind of played himself
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But anyways if you thought that 

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last Minecraft kid was bad. 
You are not prepared for this 

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one. 
So anyways, the Minecraft kid is

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doing a presentation in class 
with a subscriber. 

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And basically you were asked to 
do a presentation on a country. 

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They were doing a geography 
unit. 

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So basically, they were asked to
choose a country and then do a 

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presentation in front of the 
entire class about that country.

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So anyways, right you were able 
to choose whatever country you 

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wanted to really like you were 
able to choose what, you know, 

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whatever country, right. 
So one day they go up there to 

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do the presentation or I should 
say not one. 

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Today, the day of the 
presentation, the subscriber 

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goes up there does Norway or 
something. 

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It doesn't really matter, that's
when the Minecraft kid goes out 

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there and the first image you 
see is nether like, it's just 

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like a Google slide or a 
PowerPoint slide. 

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And it just says another. 
So immediately, everyone's like,

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oh, he must be doing the 
Netherlands. 

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He must be doing, I don't know, 
man. 

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Like probably the Netherlands 
AKA Holland like yeah, okay 

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sure, cool whatever. 
But it just says nether, it 

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doesn't say the another though. 
But the next End of the 

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Minecraft, kid switches to is a 
photo of a ghast and the image 

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says, like or the slide says 
creatures to be aware of and 

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number one gassed. 
And then there's a photo of a 

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ghast. 
So the subscriber knew what 

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Minecraft was in was totally 
aware, was what was going on, 

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but the teacher was this super 
confused? 

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Because I don't think the 
teacher has ever seen Minecraft 

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before and Broadus. 
He's a pixelated flying monster 

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thing that says gassed and he's 
probably thinking of the 

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Netherlands, right? 
Now so the teacher doesn't say 

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anything but basically the 
Minecraft kid goes through his 

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entire presentation being like 
Oh yeah. 

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And by the way, if you want a 
higher chance of getting under 

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eye or like Blaze rounds or 
whatever, you're going to want, 

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to have an enchantments, you're 
going to have a lock for sword 

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when you're finding them or a 
looting Force sword. 

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When you're fighting The Blaze 
isn't, it depends on the version

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of Minecraft you're doing. 
And the teacher is sitting 

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through this entire 
presentation. 

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So incredibly confused. 
A soak incredibly unaware. 

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What is going on? 
Just just bro has no idea what's

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happening right now so he's like
thank you. 

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Mine crew. 
Like thank you, Minecraft kid. 

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I really appreciate what you 
did, the presentation and the 

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whole class is like clapping a 
little bit, but they're also 

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kind of just like what. 
So yeah, you might be thinking. 

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Okay, Minecraft kid does 
something a little bit Goofy for

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sure. 
But how does that actually 

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effect? 
You know, his grade? 

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And apparently right. 
What happened was the teacher, 

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graded him as if his 
presentation on the nether 

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wasn't presentation on a real 
place. 

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Look, these kids were in fourth 
grade, it's not super serious 

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and all the teacher really 
wanted was to make sure that you

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know that the kids were doing a 
good job that they were putting 

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in the effort putting in the 
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learning to like presentation 
skills and learning to like 

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speak in front of a bunch of 
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So basically, even though this 
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nether instead of Real country. 
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enough to be like well I mean he
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apparently, like he asked some 
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even was that presentation? 
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It was like a video game and 
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probably got confused. 
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gave them a pretty decent grade 
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doing a real, a real project or 
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So, here's the thing. 
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literally tries to fight the 
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It's insane because this all And
in a subscribers class, 

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basically a they were talking 
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I don't even know how this came 
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somehow. 
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Minecraft was real like, bro, 
and first and the tea, I think 

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they were talking about like I 
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geography again, maybe with 
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I don't totally know how it came
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came up and basically the 
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The teacher said, yeah. 
Like, Minecraft isn't real. 

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In the Minecraft, could could 
not stand this, he could not 

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bear to hear such blasphemy. 
So, the Minecraft kid goes on to

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say, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, 
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 

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whoa, what did you just say mr. 
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all I said, was that Minecraft 
isn't real and the Subscribe 

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button does Minecraft kids like,
whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa, 

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whoa. 
Whoa. 

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Whoa, chill out, dude. 
Minecraft is obviously real and 

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the teachers, like, do it. 
Like, I don't know how to say 

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it, but no Minecraft is not real
it because I think they were 

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talking about, it probably came 
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they were talking about like, 
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someone brought up like, 
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zombies and then the teachers 
like no zombies are not real and

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the kids like well how do you 
know that and teachers like well

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You know that he said, well, 
they're in Minecraft and 

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Minecraft is real teacher. 
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We like, dude, I don't know how 
to break it to you but Minecraft

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is not real. 
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But anyways, right you might be 
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Okay, well what's the worst 
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Kids going to do the teacher, 
just disagrees with them on if 

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Minecraft is real or not in, 
this is where you are mistaken 

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because the kid he has a lot to 
say about this. 

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He is a lot to think about this 
because sure enough, right? 

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The, the teacher, Goes on to be 
like all right well we're just 

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going to move on and the kids 
like no we are not going to move

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past this, this is incredibly 
important, I need you to say, I 

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need to hear from your own mouth
that you think that Minecraft is

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actually real and the teachers. 
Like I don't know how to say it 

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because I don't believe it 
because Minecraft isn't real and

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this is like potentially the 
worst possible thing you could 

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ever tell this kid. 
If you're saying that you don't 

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believe Minecraft is real, 
you're basically saying that 

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like I don't know. 
I don't even know but it's like 

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the worst possible thing you 
could tell this kid and the kids

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like you've made a mistake mr. 
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So the next day, the subscriber,
the Minecraft kid, the teacher, 

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and everyone else in the class 
comes back to class, right? 

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And the Minecraft kid has a bag 
with them, you know, he has his 

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like his bag or whatever and the
teacher starts teaching class. 

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He reaches into his bag and 
pulls out a foam diamond sword, 

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I don't know if you guys ever 
got those free like, your 

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birthday or something, but I 
know I definitely did. 

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Like, I would be given those 
like, Fake like or those like 

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foam Plastics, like those like 
foam diamond sword things or 

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whatever, like the toys, you can
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Yeah. 
Basically the Minecraft kid got 

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one of those and he brings it to
class and he stands up in front 

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of everyone. 
He's like you will not be 

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disrespecting Minecraft anymore.
Mr. Teacher and he runs up to 

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the teacher with his big foam, 
diamond sword extended and the 

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teachers just looking at him 
he's like wham wham way and just

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car, it's like slapping the 
teacher with the diamond sword 

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and then teachers, Just looking 
at this kid like bro, bro, what 

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are you doing right now? 
The kids like, you will know 

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this like treachery will not 
last teacher. 

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Like you don't understand. 
This will be the end of your 

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innocence like hitting the 
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And after about like 5 Seconds 
of this, letting this go because

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I think the teacher was kind of 
just like, I really don't want 

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to deal with this right now. 
Hopefully, this kid just gets 

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his act together and I don't 
know, leaves me alone, but no, 

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after about like five seconds, 
Eventually the teacher kind of 

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like Steps up a little bit. 
Grabs this kid by like the 

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Scruff of his collar and pulls 
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drags him out of there. 
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Kid got in school suspension for
a day because he did hit the 

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teacher, may be a little 
extreme, but it definitely 

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taught him a good lesson. 
So this final Minecraft kid will

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shock you with just how absurd 
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So anyways, the Minecraft kid 
has a crush on this girl, we're 

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going to call Avery in the 
subscriber is friends with 

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Avery. 
The subscriber isn't even 

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crushing on this girl Avery, 
right? 

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He says literally friends with 
this girl, dude in the Minecraft

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kid one day sees that the 
subscriber is talking with Avery

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because o it is such a crime for
the subscriber to talk to a girl

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that the Minecraft Kid Likes. 
So they're literally standing in

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the hallway in the Minecraft. 
Kid sees that the subscriber is 

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talking with Avery and he sees 
this, he's like oh my God, he's 

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trying to steal my girl, which 
bro, it's always the most cringe

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thing ever whenever some kid 
who's not dating some girl. 

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Girl is like, oh my God guys. 
She's my girl, you don't 

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understand. 
We have such a bond Were Meant 

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to dude, you're not dating her 
bro. 

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And also she's allowed to talk 
to guys, bro. 

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Like, what a, what are we saying
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We think she's not allowed to 
talk to anyone. 

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So, yeah, the Minecraft kid. 
He sees this and he's like, no, 

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this is unacceptable. 
I will not let this stand which 

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like, did did bro have any 
choice in this? 

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Anyways, but anyways, Minecraft 
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He pulls out the same Diamond, 
Minecraft sword that the last 

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Minecraft kid had in the last in
the last story, right? 

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So, he pulls out the diamond 
Minecraft sword, and he's 

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literally standing there. 
And he says, eyeing down the 

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subscriber. 
They're just making direct eye 

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contact. 
And this point, the subscriber 

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looks makes eye contact with the
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It is just noticing that. 
This weird kid is staring him 

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down with a diamond, Minecraft, 
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And is like, just staring at 
them and the He's like bro. 

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Like are we good right now, bro?
Like what's going on in the in 

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the kids? 
Like you don't know what you 

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just did. 
You don't know what you took 

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away from me? 
Like acting as if this girl was 

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like his actual girlfriend or 
something and Avery in the 

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mining in the subscriber or just
standing there, kind of just 

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looking at them. 
Like dude, what are you saying 

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right now? 
And sure enough. 

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The Minecraft kid charges at the
subscriber and it says for Honor

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for Glory Avery will be me. 
Fine, and this rushes in, with 

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his Diamond, Minecraft sword 
extended. 

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Everyone's kind of like a bro, 
what? 

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And he's, he like he swings on 
like the subscriber and the 

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subscriber kind of moves back a 
little bit and Dodges it pretty 

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perfectly and subscribers like, 
bro, what is your deal 

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Minecraft? 
Kids, like you're stealing my 

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Minecraft. 
Princess away from me, I will 

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never let this set. 
I will never let this be and the

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subscription and obviously the 
subscribers kind of sitting 

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there very awkwardly. 
Like, bro, like I don't know if 

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you get this but it's not that 
deep. 

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I don't know what's up with you,
but like can we talk this out 

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and he's literally swinging on 
the kid like, no, you don't 

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understand. 
You took her away from me. 

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You took her away from me just 
like swinging on him with a 

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diamond sword. 
And he's just like dude come on 

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like chill out for a second. 
Just chill out for a second. 

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Please please chill out bro. 
Please. 

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He's like no no. 
And he's just like rapidly 

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swinging on. 
On this, on the subscriber and 

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subscribers, just looking at the
sky, like dude, are you serious 

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right now? 
And that's when that's when 

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there's like a teacher, who's 
walking down this hallway and 

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sees all of this walks over to 
the Minecraft kid snatches. 

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The mud to the diamond sword out
of his hand and the teachers, 

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like you are coming with me and 
you're in big trouble. 

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Click on the video on screen 
right now. 

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I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click