From a crazy, Minecraft kid. Who steals my phone to a psycho
Minecraft kid, who fights the teacher.
These are the most insane Minecraft kids ever.
So the subscriber has a cousin who is a Minecraft kid kid, just
loves Minecraft and nothing wrong with a game.
I mean obviously I played myself but he makes it entire
personality how much he loves playing Minecraft.
So anyways, the subscribers over at his cousin's house and his
cousin was banned from using his computer because the day before
the subscriber, when the subscriber arrived the day, Day
before the Minecraft kid was literally ignoring his cousin
just to play Minecraft 24/7 because I don't know, man.
That's his with a Minecraft kid. Did he never stopped playing
Minecraft even when his cousin came?
So obviously they cousins bomb was pretty mad at him.
And told him that, you know, he was banned from the computer as
long as the cousin was there. So obviously, the Minecraft kid
in the cousin aka the subscriber, they did not get
along very well and honestly just because the cut of this,
the Minecraft kid aka the subscribers cousin.
Not very happy with them because he got banned off on Minecraft
because of it. So anyways, one day they were
all hanging out and eventually it's the Minecraft kid in the
subscriber just chilling by themselves and subscriber or the
Minecraft kid notice is that the subscriber has a phone and the
kid knows one thing that's true about an iPhone and iPhone has
access to the App Store, you know.
It's also true about the App Store on the App Store there's
something called Minecraft Pocket Edition in Minecraft
Pocket Edition is something you can download on the iPhone me.
Meaning, if you had an iPhone you could theoretically play
Minecraft. So yeah, the little cousin
immediately says Hey subscriber can I have your iPhone and the
subscribers? Like, no, I'm not going to just
give you my iPhone. So the Minecraft kids like hey
man please like can I please have it and the subscribers like
I mean okay I guess so the subscriber hands over the like a
phone in the Minecraft. Get immediately goes to the App
Store and he immediately spends like three dollars in Let's
Minecraft Pocket Edition. So this is not the subscriber
Minecraft kid. So the subscriber is all like,
bro. What are you doing?
And you notice is that the kid is like downloading an app and
that's when the subscriber realizes that the Minecraft kid.
I'm going to leave that in is the Minecraft kid is?
Yeah, he's downloading Minecraft.
So the subscribers like hey man, I'm really going to have to get
that back from you. Like I you you can look, you can
just by phone to like use the internet or something, briefly
you You can't just be on my phone when you're here.
I mean, I know for a fact you're on will not, or your mom will
not be happy about that. So the Minecraft kids like, no,
I'm going to keep my phone and I'm going to play Minecraft.
It's not my fault that you took Minecraft away from me and sure
enough the subscribers, like bro.
What are you saying that? I took Minecraft away from you
like your mom said, you can't play Minecraft if you're hanging
out with me. So the subscriber goes over to
take the his iPhone back but the little cousin aka the Minecraft
kid was like, no, an Around a nice printed out of there.
Honestly the subscribers probably faster than the
Minecraft kid. But he was so taken aback by the
fact of the Minecraft, kids sprinted out of the room that he
was a little slow and behind. So sure enough.
Right, basically, what ends up happening is the minecart, the
Minecraft kid runs outside and the subscriber can't find them
and the subscribers looking all around and he's like, oh my God,
what is up now? And you know, the mom of the
Minecraft kid aka the subscribers on is like, where's
Minecraft? Kid.
He's like he stole my, he took my phone to go play Minecraft.
And now he ran away, and I can't find him.
That's when they hear Creeper explosion noises coming from
above them, which is very weird because they're out in the
backyard and that's when they hear that.
The Minecraft kid is playing Minecraft Pocket Edition on full
blast in the tree above them, the kid is literally sitting in
the tree trying to be all quiet but decides to have his game
volume up to the max which is makes absolutely no sense.
So sure. Enough the subscribers Hey
buddy. I'm gonna need you to come down
from here and the aunt is not really being that helpful
because she's like you're so grounded.
I'm going to keep mine crime. Going to take Minecraft away
from you not for not for like just the time that your cousin
is here but for the entire week and honestly she should have
issued that punishment. Once the Minecraft kid was down.
Not while he was staying up there because basically the
Minecraft kids like now I'm gonna stay up here and keep
playing Minecraft forever. She's like you, every second you
stay up there, you're adding another Verde to the time, your
band in the Minecraft kids like you better take that back or I'm
going to wreck his phone in the Minecraft.
Kid picks up his picks up the subscribers phone and basically
threatens to Chuck it on to the ground and the subscriber is not
trying to like lose his phone dude.
So he's like let's not be Hasty here guys, like he turns to the
mom right in the moms like so can you maybe not punish him and
she's like, no. Kid, you're getting punished for
a month in the Minecraft kid. When he hears this is like, no,
you takes up the subscribers phone and literally Chuck's it
on the ground. And it's like the subscribers
watching this in slow motion as his phone, is this flung onto
the ground? However, the subscriber is
incredibly lucky, because the subscriber, basically, what
happens is he ends up like watching as his phone.
Mrs. Like a rock. Misses the ground and lands in a
bush. So he goes over runs over, check
his phone. It's totally fine.
Not even a crack or anything. He's super lucky.
Eventually the Minecraft kid comes down and sure enough.
He's banned from Minecraft for an entire month which like I
mean, bro kind of played himself and here's the thing.
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last Minecraft kid was bad. You are not prepared for this
one. So anyways, the Minecraft kid is
doing a presentation in class with a subscriber.
And basically you were asked to do a presentation on a country.
They were doing a geography unit.
So basically, they were asked to choose a country and then do a
presentation in front of the entire class about that country.
So anyways, right you were able to choose whatever country you
wanted to really like you were able to choose what, you know,
whatever country, right. So one day they go up there to
do the presentation or I should say not one.
Today, the day of the presentation, the subscriber
goes up there does Norway or something.
It doesn't really matter, that's when the Minecraft kid goes out
there and the first image you see is nether like, it's just
like a Google slide or a PowerPoint slide.
And it just says another. So immediately, everyone's like,
oh, he must be doing the Netherlands.
He must be doing, I don't know, man.
Like probably the Netherlands AKA Holland like yeah, okay
sure, cool whatever. But it just says nether, it
doesn't say the another though. But the next End of the
Minecraft, kid switches to is a photo of a ghast and the image
says, like or the slide says creatures to be aware of and
number one gassed. And then there's a photo of a
ghast. So the subscriber knew what
Minecraft was in was totally aware, was what was going on,
but the teacher was this super confused?
Because I don't think the teacher has ever seen Minecraft
before and Broadus. He's a pixelated flying monster
thing that says gassed and he's probably thinking of the
Netherlands, right? Now so the teacher doesn't say
anything but basically the Minecraft kid goes through his
entire presentation being like Oh yeah.
And by the way, if you want a higher chance of getting under
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to have an enchantments, you're going to have a lock for sword
when you're finding them or a looting Force sword.
When you're fighting The Blaze isn't, it depends on the version
of Minecraft you're doing. And the teacher is sitting
through this entire presentation.
So incredibly confused. A soak incredibly unaware.
What is going on? Just just bro has no idea what's
happening right now so he's like thank you.
Mine crew. Like thank you, Minecraft kid.
I really appreciate what you did, the presentation and the
whole class is like clapping a little bit, but they're also
kind of just like what. So yeah, you might be thinking.
Okay, Minecraft kid does something a little bit Goofy for
sure. But how does that actually
effect? You know, his grade?
And apparently right. What happened was the teacher,
graded him as if his presentation on the nether
wasn't presentation on a real place.
Look, these kids were in fourth grade, it's not super serious
and all the teacher really wanted was to make sure that you
know that the kids were doing a good job that they were putting
in the effort putting in the work learning to do, research
learning to like presentation skills and learning to like
speak in front of a bunch of people.
So basically, even though this kid did a presentation on the
nether instead of Real country. Yeah, the teacher was cool
enough to be like well I mean he didn't know any better because
apparently, like he asked some kids afterwards for, like, what
even was that presentation? They explained.
It was like a video game and then they explained that the kid
probably got confused. So, yeah, the teacher actually
gave them a pretty decent grade or a great at him as if he was
doing a real, a real project or whatever.
So, here's the thing. This next Minecraft kid,
literally tries to fight the teacher.
It's insane because this all And in a subscribers class,
basically a they were talking about.
I don't even know how this came up, but it came up basically
somehow. The question came up if
Minecraft was real like, bro, and first and the tea, I think
they were talking about like I don't know, maybe it was
geography again, maybe with something like that.
I don't totally know how it came up but all I know is that it
came up and basically the Minecraft kid.
The teacher said, yeah. Like, Minecraft isn't real.
In the Minecraft, could could not stand this, he could not
bear to hear such blasphemy. So, the Minecraft kid goes on to
say, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, what did you just say mr. Teacher and the teachers, like
all I said, was that Minecraft isn't real and the Subscribe
button does Minecraft kids like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa,
whoa. Whoa.
Whoa, chill out, dude. Minecraft is obviously real and
the teachers, like, do it. Like, I don't know how to say
it, but no Minecraft is not real it because I think they were
talking about, it probably came up in the discussion of like
they were talking about like, creatures are animals and
someone brought up like, creepers, or something, or
zombies and then the teachers like no zombies are not real and
the kids like well how do you know that and teachers like well
You know that he said, well, they're in Minecraft and
Minecraft is real teacher. S.
We like, dude, I don't know how to break it to you but Minecraft
is not real. Yeah.
But anyways, right you might be thinking.
Okay, well what's the worst thing the Minecraft?
Kids going to do the teacher, just disagrees with them on if
Minecraft is real or not in, this is where you are mistaken
because the kid he has a lot to say about this.
He is a lot to think about this because sure enough, right?
The, the teacher, Goes on to be like all right well we're just
going to move on and the kids like no we are not going to move
past this, this is incredibly important, I need you to say, I
need to hear from your own mouth that you think that Minecraft is
actually real and the teachers. Like I don't know how to say it
because I don't believe it because Minecraft isn't real and
this is like potentially the worst possible thing you could
ever tell this kid. If you're saying that you don't
believe Minecraft is real, you're basically saying that
like I don't know. I don't even know but it's like
the worst possible thing you could tell this kid and the kids
like you've made a mistake mr. Teacher.
So the next day, the subscriber, the Minecraft kid, the teacher,
and everyone else in the class comes back to class, right?
And the Minecraft kid has a bag with them, you know, he has his
like his bag or whatever and the teacher starts teaching class.
He reaches into his bag and pulls out a foam diamond sword,
I don't know if you guys ever got those free like, your
birthday or something, but I know I definitely did.
Like, I would be given those like, Fake like or those like
foam Plastics, like those like foam diamond sword things or
whatever, like the toys, you can get.
Yeah. Basically the Minecraft kid got
one of those and he brings it to class and he stands up in front
of everyone. He's like you will not be
disrespecting Minecraft anymore. Mr. Teacher and he runs up to
the teacher with his big foam, diamond sword extended and the
teachers just looking at him he's like wham wham way and just
car, it's like slapping the teacher with the diamond sword
and then teachers, Just looking at this kid like bro, bro, what
are you doing right now? The kids like, you will know
this like treachery will not last teacher.
Like you don't understand. This will be the end of your
innocence like hitting the teacher with his diamond sword.
And after about like 5 Seconds of this, letting this go because
I think the teacher was kind of just like, I really don't want
to deal with this right now. Hopefully, this kid just gets
his act together and I don't know, leaves me alone, but no,
after about like five seconds, Eventually the teacher kind of
like Steps up a little bit. Grabs this kid by like the
Scruff of his collar and pulls him out of the classroom and
drags him out of there. Yeah.
Kid got in school suspension for a day because he did hit the
teacher, may be a little extreme, but it definitely
taught him a good lesson. So this final Minecraft kid will
shock you with just how absurd he is.
So anyways, the Minecraft kid has a crush on this girl, we're
going to call Avery in the subscriber is friends with
Avery. The subscriber isn't even
crushing on this girl Avery, right?
He says literally friends with this girl, dude in the Minecraft
kid one day sees that the subscriber is talking with Avery
because o it is such a crime for the subscriber to talk to a girl
that the Minecraft Kid Likes. So they're literally standing in
the hallway in the Minecraft. Kid sees that the subscriber is
talking with Avery and he sees this, he's like oh my God, he's
trying to steal my girl, which bro, it's always the most cringe
thing ever whenever some kid who's not dating some girl.
Girl is like, oh my God guys. She's my girl, you don't
understand. We have such a bond Were Meant
to dude, you're not dating her bro.
And also she's allowed to talk to guys, bro.
Like, what a, what are we saying right now?
We think she's not allowed to talk to anyone.
So, yeah, the Minecraft kid. He sees this and he's like, no,
this is unacceptable. I will not let this stand which
like, did did bro have any choice in this?
Anyways, but anyways, Minecraft kid rushes into his locker.
He pulls out the same Diamond, Minecraft sword that the last
Minecraft kid had in the last in the last story, right?
So, he pulls out the diamond Minecraft sword, and he's
literally standing there. And he says, eyeing down the
subscriber. They're just making direct eye
contact. And this point, the subscriber
looks makes eye contact with the Minecraft kid.
It is just noticing that. This weird kid is staring him
down with a diamond, Minecraft, sword.
And is like, just staring at them and the He's like bro.
Like are we good right now, bro? Like what's going on in the in
the kids? Like you don't know what you
just did. You don't know what you took
away from me? Like acting as if this girl was
like his actual girlfriend or something and Avery in the
mining in the subscriber or just standing there, kind of just
looking at them. Like dude, what are you saying
right now? And sure enough.
The Minecraft kid charges at the subscriber and it says for Honor
for Glory Avery will be me. Fine, and this rushes in, with
his Diamond, Minecraft sword extended.
Everyone's kind of like a bro, what?
And he's, he like he swings on like the subscriber and the
subscriber kind of moves back a little bit and Dodges it pretty
perfectly and subscribers like, bro, what is your deal
Minecraft? Kids, like you're stealing my
Minecraft. Princess away from me, I will
never let this set. I will never let this be and the
subscription and obviously the subscribers kind of sitting
there very awkwardly. Like, bro, like I don't know if
you get this but it's not that deep.
I don't know what's up with you, but like can we talk this out
and he's literally swinging on the kid like, no, you don't
understand. You took her away from me.
You took her away from me just like swinging on him with a
diamond sword. And he's just like dude come on
like chill out for a second. Just chill out for a second.
Please please chill out bro. Please.
He's like no no. And he's just like rapidly
swinging on. On this, on the subscriber and
subscribers, just looking at the sky, like dude, are you serious
right now? And that's when that's when
there's like a teacher, who's walking down this hallway and
sees all of this walks over to the Minecraft kid snatches.
The mud to the diamond sword out of his hand and the teachers,
like you are coming with me and you're in big trouble.
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