How's it going everyone? Today we got a story of a
spoiled kid who does very standard spoiled kid behavior,
believes that, you know, his parents money is basically his
and tries to flex on this girl to impress her.
And let me just a little spoiler, it doesn't work.
But yeah, let's just jump into the story before I lose you
guys. And we're going to call the
subscriber Cameron. So anyways, right there was this
New Girl at Cameron School who we're going to call Maya.
This was like, I don't know, 8th grade or something like that.
And you know, basically, you know, is the start of the year.
Not they didn't really get a lot of new kids as it was mostly
just kids in the neighborhood district type thing.
And so it was kind of a rare occasion for there to be like a
new person in the school. And you know, all the guys were
like, Oh my God, like, it's a New Girl.
You. Know how that you know how that
goes anyways, though, So you know, the guys were kind of
talking with each other and there's this kid called the, you
know, the spoiled kid. We're going to call the spoiled
kid. If I give him a name, I'm going
to forget the name. And then you guys are like, oh,
why are you calling Jerry Tim? It's because I can't remember
anything. My short term memory is not not
that much better than a goldfish.
So we're going with one name. OK, So anyways, right, you know,
the guys were talking the dinner, dinner table, the lunch
table, they were kind of chatting and the spoiled kids
like, yeah, New Girl, beautiful man.
I'm going to try. And, you know, the other guys
being supportive because, you know, you're supportive of the
boys, even though this guy was kind of like on the edge of
their friendship. What I mean by that is like,
they didn't necessarily not like them, but they also weren't
necessarily friends just because he's had a lot of like, you
know, moments where you're like, is this kid a jerk or not?
I can't really tell. And but they were like friendly
with him. So they're like, yeah, bro, like
we got you. And he's like, hey, can you guys
kind of like test the like are any of you guys kind of friendly
with her like or trying try to be, can you like test the
waters? I want to try something, but
just let me know. And this is a very valid way to
go about it. You know, you don't want to go
in blind sometimes, even though sometimes it is better just to
just to try And yeah. So anyways, you know, you know,
Cameron and some of the other guys were like, yeah, we'll see
what we can do about it. Sure enough, one of the other
guys at the table, we'll just call him Ben because of course
I'm calling Ben. Ben was there and, you know, he
was like, yeah, actually I'm like friends with some of her
friends or the people that she's just becoming friends with.
I'll definitely put in a good word.
I'll see what's up and I'll get back to you.
So anyways, right, Ben goes and he like talks to the girls that
are friends with the new with it, with a Maya.
That's the name. If I didn't say it already,
that's the name. Then we're going to give the New
Girl Maya's new friends. And Ben goes and is like, hey,
like I have this friend spoiled kid.
You know, this spoiled kid wasn't a bad looking kid and he
seemed well enough put together, but obviously there was some
deep rooted insecurities that he was about to expose in the worst
possible way. But he was like, yeah, you know,
spoiled kids kind of interested. Like can I get like, can you
talk to Maya, see if there's like any kind of like
reciprocality? Involved.
Like any bit at all. And she's like, yeah, yeah.
Or if they're like, yeah, 100%, we'll go back to you.
So sure enough, they talk to Maya and you know, she is open
to it. It's not like she's falling head
over heels for this kid, but she's open to it.
So Ben comes back to the lunch table a couple days later and he
shares the good news and I. Told you to stop dating my mom.
It's weird. Anyways, so Ben gets back to the
table. You know, he shares the good
news. And, you know, all the kids are
like, kind of like, you know, excited, dapping up the spoiled
kid, even though they didn't like, like him that much.
He was so like, they were all like, kind of cool with him.
And he was like trying to make an effort to be friends with
him. So they're like, yeah, he's a
little, it's a little something at sometimes, like maybe
arrogance, the right word, maybe it's not.
I don't know. They were like, yeah, whatever.
You know, they were excited for him.
You know, he's sitting with them.
So it was, you know, it's cool atmosphere.
Things were good. And yeah, so the spoiled kid was
pretty excited about that. And he was like, asking for some
advice. They're like, OK, dude, just
talk to her. Which shocker.
I mean, I haven't learned that apparently.
Yet. But they they, they.
They don't just fall in love with you, man.
You got to talk to them. Yeah, but anyways, right, He's
like, OK, fine, we'll go talk to her.
We'll see how this goes. The problem is though, the
spoiled kid was not super confident and because of that
his insecurities start to show a little bit.
And the spoiled kids insecurities manifested in him
kind of being a a jerk. A huge massive jerk face.
I I don't know how. Else to just put it, but
unfortunately for him, that's kind of how it happened.
So Ben was kind of keeping tabs on how it was going 'cause he
was friends with Maya's friends. And Maya's friends at first were
like, oh, it's good, you know, Maya and him just talked
recently. She says he's, he's, he's.
Cute or whatever. Like what?
However girls talk I I don't know.
But anyways, right at a certain point though, when Ben went to
go talk to them, they were like. Oh well, about that, actually.
It's, it's going downhill a little bit.
And Ben was like, oh, what? What?
What do you mean? It's going downhill a little.
Bit like. What what happened?
And they're like, yeah, you know, this, you know, the
spoiled kid, you know, things were going pretty good.
But apparently he was saying some stuff in my that was like,
kind of like turning her off, like, in a pretty big way.
And Ben was like, oh, what did he say?
And they're like, well, he started to talk about like, you
know, what his dad did for a living, how he doesn't really
need to worry about school because he can do whatever he
wants. How like, you know, a life with
him is like a life of security. And then like the, the main
reason of that is because like he's chilling how like he's got
this really cool beach house, which I think the spoiled kids
mind was trying to like be like, I'm a good partner.
You don't have to worry about things if you're with me.
But then the way he was phrasing was pretty terrible.
Like, oh, I don't have to try. Like I'll be fine forever.
Like even if that's true, which is true for like .0006% of the
population, like just don't put it like that.
Like they'll eventually figure that out, but just don't say
that. Don't have that attitude like
that kind of mindset. You know, even even if you got
it like that, if you're not, if you're not trying, if you're not
ambitious, if you're not going after it, if you're not that
type of like, it's going to be a big turn off.
So, you know, Ben kind of like pulled the spoiled kids aside
kind of like separately and kind of like was like, hey, like you
might want to chill with XY and Z.
The spoiled kid was like, OK, sure.
And unfortunately, though, the next time Ben went to go talk to
Maya's friends, they were all like, yeah, man, I'm sorry.
I don't think Maya's interested anymore.
And Ben was like, but I told like the spoiled kid like to
chill with that. And they're like, well, he must
have just like not listened to you and did the opposite because
she said it got worse. Just imagine what I was saying
like that he was saying before. But now it's like twice as
blatant, twice as like arrogant, twice as annoying.
It was just ramping up. And Maya realized that this was
just not for her. And unfortunately, but or I
guess I don't know it unfortunately to the spoiled
kids perspective, we'll say that Ben, you know, confronted him
was basically like, hey, I'm sorry, I got word that I don't
think this is going to work out anymore.
Spoiled kid was not very happy. But I mean, I get it.
Like, I mean, you kind of played yourself here.
But yeah, it's sad, it's tough, but it is life and it you'll
move on. So about like a month goes by, a
long time goes by is what I'm trying to like emphasize here
that a lot of time happens and you know, during that time, you
know, the spoiled kid is no longer pursuing.
But you know, still I, I, I don't know, he's no, he's just
no longer pursuing actively. And you know, Cameron has had
some good conversations with Maya and starts to think to
himself, well, you know, it's not like this is, you know, it's
not like one, it's not like I'm close with the spoiled kid 2.
It's not like this is his ex-girlfriend.
Like he just shot a shot and failed.
Like that's not breaking bro code or anything.
Very generally to you younger viewers out there.
There is especially amongst, among I, I'm not an English
major. I, I, I put numbers together and
try and make computers do stuff. I, I don't do English man.
For the gentleman out there, right, there's something called
pro code. It it kind of depends per unit
of gentleman that it is enacted upon.
However, very generally you don't go after one of their
sisters. Okay gentlemen, let's not do
that. You also have to give a long
time for one of their exes and for many groups.
You just never ever do anything with an X.
And obviously with the current like that's you don't need bro
code to know that generally if you stick by those rules, you
will be fine. So when you know, Cameron pulled
up the the bro code doctrine right next to his trusty
Declaration of Independence in his pocket, because those are of
equal value and equal written in structural.
I, I don't even know, right? He pulls it out and he's like,
you know what, this doesn't matter.
I think I'm going to try and pursue her.
And sure enough, word gets around pretty quickly.
You know, the cameras trying to pursue her.
And once again, he also goes to Ben because Ben is the plug,
apparently. And Ben, you know, talks to her
friends and Maya's, you know, Maya's interested.
And The thing is. Cameron.
Isn't a big douche. I don't know, is that like are
you guys going to get? Mad at me.
Is that like a bad word or something?
I mean, OK, kids don't like, say that if you're in like,
kindergarten or something, please.
But yeah, that's the best way to describe it.
Cameron wasn't like that, so it was starting to go pretty well.
And. That's when, you know, the
spoiled kids started to overhear this, started to hear a little
bit about this, started to, you know, listen to what was going
on and. Wasn't wasn't that happy?
Believe it or not. Yeah, so.
The spoiled kid overhears this and he gets all big grumpy or
whatever. He gets big mad.
I don't even know, right? And so one day Cameron and Maya
are just sitting at lunch together because, you know,
they've started to talk a lot. They're not officially anything
but anyone unless Cameron is to fumble horrendously, which I do
know some Cameron's that would probably fumble horrendously
unless he's to do that right, Then things are probably going
to look like they might start becoming something more
official. And the spoiled kid knows this.
And so while they're sitting at lunch one day, just this, the
two of them at the table. Very nice, right?
Congrats making moves, man. The spoiled kid walks over to
their table and The thing is right, Cameron wasn't like not
cool with the spoiled kid, but he also wasn't necessarily
friends. They would occasionally sit at
the same lunch table. I don't know if you guys have
this at school, but you know, you kind of like, I used to do
this a lot. I would sit at like a lunch
table or dinner table and there would be like mostly guys I
know, but also some guys that were just friends with some of
the guys I know that would sit there and I was always friendly
with them, but I wouldn't like hit them up and be like, hey,
what are you doing today, right? I would be friendly with them,
friendly with them. I'd be cool with them, but I
wouldn't necessarily necessarily call them like a good friend.
They'd probably go under the category of like acquaintance or
something like that. But.
Anyways, right, The spoiled kid walks up to them and Cameron
looks up and it's like like, what's up?
That's a very like that makes sense.
That makes sense of a question, right?
Like some just random kid comes up to you that you kind of know
and it's just looking at the table of you and my and kind of.
In the back of his head. Cameron's remembering like, Oh
yeah, spoiled kid, like, like during the beginning of the year
and he kind of dropped the bag or whatever.
But Cameron does not expect what is about to come next.
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And basically the spoiled kid comes up and he's he, he walks
up to, you know, Cameron and Maya and they're sitting there
and they kind of look at him and you know that he looks back or
whatever and he's just like looking, he doesn't look at
Cameron, right? He turns directly and looks at
Maya and he's like, so I see you've made your choice.
Then they both kind of look at the spoiled kid back, like
what's this kid talking about? Because they kind of have you
know, when like something really when you're completely confused
and you start making some like guesses in your head and you
have like 2 and three like 2 to 3 like guesses.
Like it could be this could be that one of the guesses was
that, you know, that he was talking about, you know, how he
used to like my or whatever and it didn't work through.
But they didn't even put that as the number one guest because it
was so out of the blue. And he's like, so you've chosen
him. Let me just tell you something
about him versus me. And the spoiled kid goes on to
have a massive rant slash like freak out breakdown type event
about how like, you know, he is like his father is like
financially so like he will be able to sustain generations.
And that Maya should have chose him because, you know, the
incredible vacations they would have gone on together and the
life that they could have lived would have been significantly
better than any life that, you know, Cameron could have ever
given to her. Cameron is like a chill.
You don't know what I'm going to do with my life, bro.
Like, come on now. He doesn't say that, but that's
what he's thinking. He's not trying to get involved.
Nonsense like this. And he go in the spoiled kid is
like ranting and ranting and ranting about like how she made
a terrible choice. Going on and on and on and on.
And that's when, like in the middle of one of his rants, Maya
stops him. And it's.
Like you just can you just in the mode and she was like you
just clearly explained why I didn't choose you and like they
both everyone is just like dead silent for a second.
The spoiled kids like what I I don't understand.
I just explained why you should have chosen me and Maya's like,
no, you just explained to me why I didn't choose you.
And the spoiled kid isn't getting it.
But Cameron immediately is like whoa, OK, this is like cuz like
Cameron heard from Ben that like Oh well, spoiled kids kind of
being like arrogant or a jerk or whatever.
And that's why Maya stopped talking to him.
Cameron didn't really understand what that meant, but he really
did understand what that meant now in the spoil kids like no, I
don't I don't get it. I don't think you understand You
need me to say it again and mine is like no, I heard you
complete. I heard you clear like you just
like think about it for a second.
So the. Spoil.
Kid very angrily walks off. And yeah, from that point on,
the spoil Kid did not make any more attempts.
I think the spoiled kid probably eventually figured out what Maya
was trying to say, but I mean who knows man.
He was pretty delusional for saying that in the 1st place.
Maya and Cameron, they don't actually end up dating or
anything like that. It just didn't follow through.
They just remain friends. I think that's, I mean that's
what I was told in the Instagram DM.
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punched me in the face. So I think that you'll enjoy
this one. So you should probably stick
around. If you got a second, we're going
to call the subscriber Clarence. And.
Anyways, right, Clarence had a school project with a girl in
his class, and he didn't know this girl that well, but
whatever, he knew her well enough that, you know, it wasn't
that awkward or anything. The thing was, this is a project
that was supposed to be done over the weekend and not during
school hours or not during like class hours.
I guess you could do it during school or whatever, but it was a
big enough project that they needed to do it on the weekend.
And Clarence and the girl kind of came to the conclusion that
the best idea was to do this thing together at one of their
houses. And the girl says, hey, why
don't you come over to my house this weekend?
Because they all lived in like the same neighborhood, Literally
like a walk away, like a 10-15 minute walk.
Clarence was totally fine doing that.
So. Anyways, Clarence, like, you
know, gets his stuff, puts in his bag and he walks over and
he's kind of like texting the girl like hey, I'm like I'm like
5 minutes away. She's like cool.
And he gets there. He's like, hey, I'm outside,
opens the door and Clarence immediately notices, like as
he's walking up, that there's no cars in the driveway when he
gets there, there's no parents in the house.
And. He's like, hey, like, so your
parents aren't home? And she's like, yeah, they'll be
back eventually, but yeah, they're just not here right now.
And he's like, they know I'm here, right?
And she's like, yeah, I mean, I guess I think I mentioned it.
They won't care. Turns.
Out They did care, but you'll see that in a second.
So anyways, they get down and they're starting to work on this
project. They're sitting just to kind of
paint the picture. They're sitting at the kitchen
table and they're just have all this like school supplies and
product and whatever out there because I think they're making a
project. So it's not, it's not like a
Google Doc where you kind of had to, not where you had to like a
Google Doc where you could have easily done it at home and you
didn't have to be there together.
It was like a physical project. So they kind of needed to be in
the same place. So they were putting something
together and that's when the door opens and it is this girl's
dad. And this girl is like, hey,
like, I don't know. Kate.
I'm home or whatever. And then immediately, when his
dad makes eye contact with Cameron, who expects that he
knows that this is just some guy from school, his face completely
turns. And he's like, hey, who are you?
And at this point, like Kate is like starting to be like he's
like no dad. It's, it's, it's not what you
think. So it turns out that, you know,
Kate's dad has a very, very, very strict, no dating, no
boyfriend, no boys, you do what you want in college.
But under my roof, that's not happening type attitude and is
very, very, very intense with it.
As you'll see. Very intense with it and her dad
starts like pushes right by Ava Kate.
Sorry, that's a name from a previous story I get I get it
mixed up sometimes and it's. Like she's like, no dad.
Dad, Dad, No, like you don't. Understand like that's he's from
school he's from school and he's.
Like I don't care where this. Boy is from school, no boys are
allowed in my house. And he goes up and he's like
being all like big guy or whatever to Clarence.
He's like, so you think you can just mess with my daughter and
not get messed up from me? And Clarence is just like, like,
no, no, no. Like, you understand, I'm just
here for a school project I have.
Boom. Slaps.
Him directly across the face and.
Get out of my house and. Clarence is this.
Shocked that he just got slapped across the face and is being
yelled at to leave the house. So he does.
He doesn't want the Smokey bro, he doesn't want to deal with
this. This is a waste of his time.
So he gets up and kind of angrily leaves, and Kate's like,
wait. Outside, wait outside.
I'll explain this. And her dad's like, you better
if you're on my lawn in the next 60 seconds, I'm coming out
there. And he steps out there, and he
waits. Clarence is like, all right, I'm
going to wait out here for a little bit, but then I am going
to go if I see this guy walk out because he's crazy.
And yeah, so Clarence doesn't actually hear what's what Kate
says inside, but Kate tells him after the fact.
So I'm going to add this into the story now like he did.
Basically, Kate explained to her dad, Like, Dad, it's not my
boyfriend. I barely know this kid.
He. We have a class assignment.
It's due Monday. We need to work on it over the
weekend. If you don't believe me, then
why are all these school supplies on the table?
And her dad, who is calming down because it was a big, like,
emotional thing, notices that? Yeah.
Why? Are all this stuff on the table?
And this is the guy I've never seen before.
And you know, he seemed to be pretty confused while I was mad.
And. Eventually Kate's dad realizes,
oh like this is just some kid I just like I just slapped some
kid in the face and screamed at him to get out of my house when
he was just working on a project with my daughter.
I kind of seem like the crazy 1 here.
So Kate opens the door, 'cause, you know, Clarence was like,
gonna just like, turn around and start power walking away.
If, like, Kate's dad came out and opened the door or whatever.
Kate opens the door, says, hey, I am so, so incredibly sorry.
He's like, OK. And Kate's like, hey, look, we
still got to finish the project. I talked to my dad.
He gets it now. He's really embarrassed.
Like, come on in. I promise nothing will happen.
Clarence is like, well, you also said that you know nothing was
going to happen before and that they knew that I was here, but
OK, like fine, because Clarence is not super happy right now, I
don't think. I'd be super happy.
His face is still red like from being slapped.
He's still shaking up from the whole things that happened in
the span of like 45 seconds. He gets in there and, you know,
the dad's in the other room, just not just embarrassed, like,
you know, whatever. So they sit down.
They keep working on the project and they're kind of working on
it in almost dead silence, except like before, they were
having a nice conversational chat just to be like friendly or
whatever. But now Clarence was not.
He was not helping it. He or he was not trying.
In the, like, the friendly conversation, Clarence would
only speak when necessary. Like, I need you to pass the
scissors or what do you think we should do here?
So, yeah, it was pretty awkward. But about like 45 minutes in,
the dad kind of very timidly walks in the room.
It's like, hey buddy. I'm.
Sorry about that. I just.
Get a certain way. When I think my daughter's
dating someone and Clarence kind of looks at him, he's like, OK,
he doesn't say you're fine. He just says OK.
His dad's like, yeah, I'm just going to.
Come in and get some water and I'll I'll leave you 2, I'll
leave you 2 at it, right. Clarence is kind of just keeping
an eye on him in like the corner of his eye.
He's like, I'm not letting this guy out of my sight because all
he knows he's going to come behind him and like strangle him
with a plastic bagger. Who knows?
Right. And you know, the dad walks out
of the room, obviously very embarrassed by what just
happened. And yeah, that was Clarence.
And Kate finished the thing up and sure enough, How's it going,
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And let's call the subscriber who submitted the story, Kevin.
So Kevin was dating this girl, Sarah.
Sarah and Kevin had been dating for four years at the time of
this story. Kevin was a senior in high
school. They started dating at the very
end of 8th grade. Back then, Kevin and Sarah were
very different people. Kevin and Sarah, where, you
know, they were both very young. They were, you know, very happy.
They were full of life and all of that good stuff.
And Kevin had more or less changed for the better.
I would say. He described himself as becoming
kind of more responsible, a bit more confident, a bit less
juvenile. However, he still kind of said
that he tried to keep his fun side.
He tried to keep like, you know, try to keep that good side of
him. However, over those four years,
Kevin, Kevin saw a change in his girlfriend Sarah, a change for
the worst. Unfortunately, Sarah kind of,
you know, developed the Mean Girls personality.
Sarah didn't really care about any of that stuff when they
first met in 8th grade. But over the years of high
school, you know, Sarah found a clique of girls and those clique
of girls kind of, you know, built her, you know, built her
down in a sense. And she built them down.
And they definitely didn't build her up or I guess tear her down.
You can't, you didn't build her down.
But essentially, right, Kevin noticed that over time, you
know, Sarah became more and more caught up in, you know, drama
and stuff that was really just unnecessary and petty.
And that Sarah would, you know, start to talk more and more, you
know, harshly about her friends, the people that Kevin thought,
you know, that saw that Kevin saw her hang out with all the
time and really just kind of become more cruel and mean.
That's something that just happens sometimes in high
school. High school is a tough time and,
you know, sometimes, you know, people fall for the alert of
being popular at the expense of their, you know, their soul in a
sense. And that's a bit of an
exaggeration because, dude, it's high school.
After high school, a lot of people become chill again.
But you know, Kevin was starting to feel, you know, a little
strain in their relationship. You know, Sarah would, you know,
they would get into more fights and arguments.
However, Sarah, which Kevin assumed was just to make sure
that she saved face with, you know, kind of her popularity and
status because Kevin was a somewhat popular football guy in
the grave, that Sarah would refuse for them to ever break
up. And Kevin never made an actual
like attempt to break up. He kind of just assumed that
before they went off to college that they would be all set.
Not that they'd be all set, but they would mutually agree to go
to different places because they were not planning on going to
the same college. And so Kevin was, you know what,
I'm not going to break up yet. Like this is fine.
I still enjoy spending time with her etcetera like that.
This whole story, that was a bit of back story.
This whole story starts one Friday night.
So anyways, Kevin gets back home from school.
He just finished up, you know, a lot of his college apps.
He's feeling good because this is fall of his senior year and
he just finished up a lot of his applications out to college.
A few more to go, but he's feeling good and he's ready to
really just, you know, have a lot of rest and relaxation.
And he gets a text message from one of his friends.
And we'll just call the friend Ben.
And his friend Ben is like, bro, my parents are out for the week.
I got the house to myself. I'm having a pretty crazy rager
over at my house tonight because, you know, party starts
at 9, goes till the one the last person leaves.
I'd love for you to show up. And you know, Kevin responds.
Yeah, dude, you know, of course love to go like, yeah, that
sounds great. And you know, Kevin, you know,
he's a little excited he's going to be able to see his friends
again. I mean, he's seen his friends,
but you know, be see them in a more in a less formal like
setting like school or something like that.
So Kevin gets all ready and, you know, he gets his stuff together
and you know, he gets in his car and he drives over to the party
and he gets there around 93945. And you know, he's greeted at
the door by Ben, his friend. And Ben's like, dude, Kevin.
So. Excited for you to make.
It like, this is great. You like, welcome.
Like, come on in. He's like, Oh, yeah, your
girlfriend Sarah's here, too. And he's like, really?
He's like, yeah, she kind of just showed up.
And that was. A little weird to Kevin because
Kevin sent her a text you going to Ben's party and she said no.
So Kevin goes in there, starts talking to people and sees Sarah
and goes up to her and he's like, hey, I didn't think you
were coming. She's like, well, I'm allowed to
change my mind, am I not? And Kevin's like, yeah, like, of
course you're allowed to change your mind.
Like, of course. I just thought you would tell me
because, like, it's kind of implied that I was coming.
And she's like, yeah, well, I decided to come, and here we
are. So might as well enjoy it.
And Kevin's like, yeah, that's fine.
I'm enjoying myself. And then, you know, Kevin and
Sarah were kind of standing there, and it was, by the way,
this was a very big house. That is an important detail.
This kid had, like, pretty, pretty loaded parents.
So they had a pretty big crazy house, like a backyard with a
pool and all that stuff. And, you know, Kevin and Sarah
were kind of standing there and Sarah's like, can you go like
talk to your friends or something?
I want to like walk around and talk to people.
Kevin's like, well, I mean, I could walk around with you and
Sarah's like, you know how that never works with my friends.
You know how US never works like in a group like my friends and
you, it just doesn't mix that well.
You have plenty of friends here. Why don't you go off and talk to
them? Kevin was a little bit like OK,
whatever, like fine. So Kevin like all right, well
that's fine. If you didn't want me here in
the 1st place, you should have told me and Sarah like, oh,
that's not what I said. I just said I wanted to hang out
with my friends. Is that so terrible?
Is that so bad of me and Kevins like stop overreacting.
It's whatever. Fine, I'll I'll go.
That makes you happy. And she's like, well, it does
because I like seeing my friends.
So Kevin goes over and he talks to some of his guys and, you
know, he's like, yeah, so this is like, this is like, how's it
going? Everyone?
How are college apps, all that kind of stuff?
And they were like, dude, it's crazy.
Like this is ridiculous. I don't know why it's so hard.
I don't know, stuff like that. And you know, that's when Kevin
sees his his older brother older by six months, right, Mike walk
in as well. So Mike is the older brother.
However, since there's only like a six seven month differential,
they're in the same grade. They just don't share a lot of
classes. So Mike walks in Kevins like,
Hey, what's good? MM, like, hey, Gavin didn't know
you'd be coming here tonight. He's like, Yep, no, I'm here.
So Mike walks in and Mike kind of has a different friend group.
Kevin and Mike are like, they're close and they're they're I
mean, they're cool enough at the home, right?
But they just hang out with different people.
But they are brothers, right? They are biological brothers.
They have that kind of instinct with each other, like, yeah,
they're brothers. Just that's an important detail
for later on. Maybe you, maybe you figured out
a few context clues from the thumbnail this video.
But anyways, right. So, you know, Mike goes in and
just disappears in the party and more and more people start like
showing up. They start piling in.
The party starts getting denser. There's there's like a lot of
people in every single room. And that's when Kevin goes to
the bathroom and that's when he's done in the bathroom.
He opens it up and his friend Ben is at the door.
He's like, dude. And Kevin's like what?
He's like, dude, I don't know, there's like something really
weird going on and Kevin's like, bro, like what's going on?
Because the first Kevin thought like, oh, maybe someone brought
something they shouldn't have here.
Or maybe there's like a fight breaking out or something that,
you know, since he's kind of a bigger guy, he'd be able to help
and go handle and he goes up. He's like, dude, what is it?
I'll help. And you know, Ben's like, bro,
this is kind of weird. Like, I don't want you to get
the wrong message from this. Like I'm just looking out for
you. He's like, are Mike your brother
and your girlfriend? Are they like, are they like
close or something? And Kevins, like, I mean, not
really. I mean, I, I mean, she's come
over to my house like twice and they've talked a little bit,
but, and Ben's like, well, I don't know, they're just talking
a lot right now. It's kind of weird.
Like it's just a little weird. I, I don't know, maybe it's not,
maybe it's not. And Kevin's like, well, I
appreciate, look, I appreciate you looking out for me, but
look, that's my brother, you know, that's my girlfriend.
They probably are just talking about me or something, like
talking about how I'm such like an idiot or some kind of
conversation like that. I mean, that's pretty standard
affair. I appreciate you coming over and
like making sure everything was OK though.
Like, you're a good host, Ben, go back and have fun.
And Ben's like, OK, I'll sure you know your wish is my
command. I'll go back and have fun.
So Kevin doesn't really think anything of that at all.
And he goes back around and he's talking to his friends and, you
know, life is good for about another hour.
And that's when Ben comes up to him again.
And it looks like Ben saw a freaking ghost.
Like his face is all white and freaked out.
And Kevin's like, bro, what happened?
And Ben's like, dude. I and Kevin.
'S like bro, spit it out. Just tell me like what do you
need help with? And Kevin's like, or Ben's like
Kevin's like dude come on, you're starting to worry me.
And Ben turns to one of the friends next to Kevin.
He's like, can I talk to you for a second?
And you know. Kevin turns to his friend.
He's like, dude, what? And his friend's like, dude,
I'll figure out what's going on with Ben.
I'll be right back. So Ben takes Kevin's friend
aside and he's like whispering to him.
And Kevin's friend, who he's talking to, his like, mouth is
like just drops. And Kevin?
'S like, you know. Bro spit it.
Out. Tell me, why do you need to go
around telling other like this is so Ben and the friend come
back and the friend's like. Kevin's like bro.
Spit it out. Is it really that hard?
Just tell me what's good. And, you know, the friend is
like, OK, So what Ben thinks he saw.
And then Ben's like, speaks up. He's like, fine, like this is
weird. But I I don't know.
I just wanted to, I I just need to talk to someone about this.
Kevin's like what? He's like, I don't know.
There's a rumor that, you know, your girlfriend was going around
making out with this guy and Kevin's like what?
And Ben's like, dude, and the rumor is it was Mike, your
brother. And Kevin then starts laughing.
He's like, all right, man, I don't know who's like peddling
these rumors, but that's comical.
That's freaking comical. Look, I know my brother.
If I have a girl like we, we got a broke code, right?
You know, if we're in a relationship, they're not going
to sneak it. It just doesn't make any sense.
It's like, you know, we have a home together.
We need to share a house for at least the next year till we go
off to college. He's not going to want that like
terrible energy, not going to want to disrupt the family just
for like a little a Peck on the cheek.
No, that's ridiculous. And like Ben and like is like,
dude, I don't know. There wasn't one person who told
me that. Like it was multiple people.
Like the first person that told me I was kind of like, OK,
whatever. But more people start telling me
that there's like a video going around too.
And then I don't even know. And Kevin's like, all right,
well, I appreciate you like coming here and like, tell me
about this rumor. I will figure it out.
And I will, you know, stomp the rumor out.
It's not true. I can tell you that.
I'm just going to go find Sarah or Mike and talk to them and
they're going to find it ridiculous.
So Kevin, you know, starts walking around.
He starts checking from room to room.
He goes in the backyard, the pool area.
There's a ton of people out there just having a good time.
He looks around and for the life of them, he can't find Sarah or
Mike. He goes upstairs, starts looking
through. And while he, you know, isn't
supposed to be going through like the bedrooms or whatever,
you know, sometimes you got to check that, you know, hey man,
people do people things check in the bedrooms now things in
there. He's like, wow, like did these
like where are they? So he sends a text to Mike.
He's like, yo, where you at? And Mike responds almost right
away home. And Kevin's like, dude, it's
like 1130, why do you leave early?
He's like just did. And he's like, OK, he's sending
a text to Sarah saying hey. And Sarah doesn't respond.
And after like 5 minutes, Kevin calls Sarah and it rings out and
she doesn't respond. And he's like, what's like this
is really weird. So Kevin like goes back
downstairs. He finds Ben, the host of the
party. He's like, dude, I don't like
Kevin or Mike are here. And Ben's like bro, I hate to do
be the guy but like I'm hearing more and more.
Apparently there's like a video going around.
I don't know. And Kevin's like, bro, OK, look,
it didn't happen. I guess I can like tell you a
bit like. I don't know how to say.
It but it just didn't happen. Like I know my brother, I know
my girlfriend. Like, she can be a little shady
sometimes, but the two of them, I know them both well enough
that that did not happen. Whatever video is probably some
girl that looked like my girlfriend and someone who
looked like my brother. Look, my girlfriend has blonde
hair, my brother has brown hair. You have two faces into each
other. You just see blonde hair and
brown hair. People are going to come up with
things, right? She's a popular girl in the
school. I'm a guy on the football team.
That would be scandalous. Of course they want to make that
something, right? It's definitely not.
I appreciate you coming to me, but you know, I don't know,
maybe I should just go home. I mean, Max Mike, not Max Mike
is back home. I'm just going to go talk to him
there. I'm going to tell him about this
ridiculous rumor. We'll probably have a few laughs
over it, maybe play a few rounds of COD or something and just
call it a night. Like you're having a great
party. I don't want to kill the vibe.
I think I'm just going to leave. Ben's like, all right, man.
Well, if if anything actually happens, like I'll be sure to
hit you up. I'll be sure that you're the
first one that I would tell like I I agree with you.
This seems pretty unlikely, but I've just been told by so many
people. It's this really weird man like
Kevin's like once again, I appreciate that right, you know,
have a good party, keeping a host.
Thanks for having me over. I'm going to go back home.
So Kevin gets in his car and he just has a weird vibe because I
mean, yes, he doesn't believe that it's even possible that his
girlfriend or his brother would do anything like this at all.
But he's just kind of like. I.
Don't know. So many people start saying
stuff. He's like, you think you know
people but you never really know.
But Kevins like, no, no, this is ridiculous.
Like first of all, if there's a video, why didn't Ben get it?
If everyone says that there's a video, why didn't anyone show
Ben? Because if Ben saw the video, he
would have told me. So this is ridiculous.
So Kevin drives back home, pulls into the parking garage, parking
garage, pulls into like, on the parking lot, gets out and sees
the light in his brother's room still on or is on.
So he, you know, opens the door, goes inside, you know, his
parents. Like, how's it going?
Kevin's like, oh, pretty good. He's back.
And they're like, you're back early because Kevin's like, I'm
going to be gone for a while. He's like, yeah, I don't know,
wasn't feeling tonight. And they're like, all right,
well, no, just let us know if you want to do anything or we're
going to be going to bed soon if you need anything, son.
And he's like, no, I'm pretty good.
So Kevin goes upstairs, goes into his room, throws his like,
wallet and keys or whatever into his room and then goes over to
Mike's room and knocks on the door.
And Mike opens it. He's like, yo, what's up?
And Kevin's like, so hey, there's just this, like, there's
just, there's just this funny thing I wanted to tell you
about. And Mike looks like visibly
nervous and that like that make Kevin feel weird.
He's like, why is my brother geeking out right now?
That makes absolutely no sense. This is this is weird.
This is making me uncomfortable, but whatever.
He's geeking out for some reason.
But fine. I mean, I don't know, maybe he's
just worried about stuff. So he goes in and he's like,
dude, Mike, you're not going to believe this.
Ben came up to me and he says that all these people have
claimed to see you and my girlfriend making out, right?
And then there's a video going around and, and Kevin's like,
yeah, it's the craziest thing ever.
I thought it was pretty funny and I'd tell you about it.
And Kevin just looks at Mike's face and Mike is not making eye
contact with him. And that's immediately when
Kevin knew that something was messed up, that something was
wrong because his brother was not making eye.
I mean, I don't make eye contact with people all the time, right?
But his, his brother was avoiding eye contact.
He was minimal response. And then Kevin's kind of like,
that's just a story, right? That's that's just like a
little, little funny rumor going around.
And Mike looks up and when they make eye contact, Kevin knows
for a fact it is not a rumor. It is not a joke.
And it was legit. And Kevin doesn't say anything
because he's just like, holy, Oh my, like, there's no way.
And Mike's like bro. Like.
I didn't want you to find out like this.
Like, I know that like, you and Sarah broke up two months ago
and it's still tough. And like, even if you were been
broken up for years, I should have never done anything with
her. Look, I broke the bro code.
Even though you guys aren't dating anymore and it's been a
little while. I shouldn't, I shouldn't have
done anything. That's that's on me.
I don't know how to make it up to you.
And Kevin's like, wait, broke up?
Mike's like, yeah, you and Sarah broke up two months ago.
And Mike's like, says who? And Mike's like, says Sarah,
says Sarah and Kevin and Mike just look at each other.
And Kevin's like, so you did make out with Sarah at the
party. Mike's like I did.
But even though it was still wrong, I thought that you guys
have broken up, you know, that would still be messed up, bro.
Like, I'm sorry, I was not thinking straight.
You know, she came on to me. She was very not aggressive, but
she was, I mean, she was, she was insistent, right?
You know, and I thought that like, oh, well, you guys have
broken up, so it doesn't matter, but it still matters.
And Kevin's like, bro, we've not broken up.
She's not broken up with me. I've not broken up with her.
And Mike's like, I mean, she's told me for two months.
She told me two months ago you guys broke up.
And she reminded me today that you guys have not, like, have
been completely broken up and are pretty separate.
Kevin's like what? And and Kevin texts his friend
Ben and he's like, hey, Ben, like I just talked to my
brother. It was true.
Does anyone else think that Sarah and I have broken up?
So Ben calls them, he's like, dude, I'm so sorry.
And he's like, I don't even want to hear about it.
I just want to know answers. And Kevin's like Ben, I need you
to ask around if people think Sarah and I have broken up or
not. So Ben is like, all right, gets
back to him like 15 minutes later.
He's like, dude, every single person I've talked to hasn't
heard a single thing about this quote UN quote breakup.
Dude, you guys broke up. Is that why she was kissing your
brother? And Ben said, Kevin's like, no,
no, we have not broken up yet. But she told my brother that,
you know, she did. And you know, Kevin looks at
Mike. He's like, dude, I don't know if
I can. I don't know if I can trust you
on that. Like, did she really say that?
Or are you just saying that to save face?
And Mike's like, dude, it was messed up no matter what what I
did, but I would never do it if I thought you were still in a
relationship. It was messed up in general
because you were in a relationship before.
And I'm sure that's breaking bro code and I'm sorry.
And we'll always have a bit of tension over that.
But I did not do it because like I I would never do it if I
thought you were in a relationship and that I thought
that I could harm that relationship.
You got to believe me on this. Kevin just looks at Mike and
he's like, bro, I do. If I find out you're lying here,
it's done. And Mike's like, that's totally
fair, man. That's totally fair.
Kevin's. Like damn.
And Kevin? Just is like all right, I need
some time in my room. Mike's like all right, so let me
know. So Kevin goes back to his room
to sits in his chair. And this is thinking right now
because right now, right, You know, yes.
His girlfriend of four years just, you know, decided to make
out with his brother. And she was the one that was
pushing it. And she was the one who told him
and only him, that they broke up two years ago.
And then immediately Kevin's like, oh, no, there's a video
apparently. So he calls up Ben again.
And it's like 1 in the morning. Ben's like, yo, what's up?
He's like, hey, do you know anything else about that video?
And Ben's like, yeah, bad news. Like, apparently, like, you
know, that girl, you know, Stacy and Kevin's like, yeah, Sarah's
Sarah's annoying friend. Yeah, he's like, dude, she
filmed the whole thing. She was like giggling or
whatever. She put it on Snapchat.
Dude, that thing was screen recorded so many times.
It's sent around everywhere. Like bro, it's bad.
Kevin's. Like, there's no way.
Like there's no way, dude. Like what?
Why me? What did I do?
Why? Right.
So immediately Kevin's like, all right, well, let me just text
Sarah. Let me just get her side on this
because I don't know what side she could have had.
But yeah, let me figure out what her side is.
And, you know, Kevin goes on Snapchat to go see like, is she
on? Was she on like a minute ago or
something? And he sees on one of this, one
of these girls private stories that he happens to be like kind
of friends with in her in his class.
He clicks in. It was the video.
That video was spreading like crazy.
It was ridiculous. And you know, Kevin watched it
like 20 times and it was heartbreaking every single time.
It didn't get easier. In fact, every time it probably
got worse because the first few times it felt like, well, this
isn't a real thing. But no, it was 100% real.
And Kevin's just sat there and like, put down his phone for a
second. It's like, do I even really want
to know why? Like, do I even want to?
Like should I just like send a text saying yo, we're done and
just never talk to her again? Or do I want to like put myself
through figuring out why and then breaking up with her
because this is ridiculous. Real quick, if you made it this
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Maybe two of these videos, 345 however many videos in a row
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The game play isn't looped anymore where we're getting
somewhere. Anyways, let's go back to the
story. Things only continue to get
crazier so make sure to stick around.
O anyways, Kevin calls U Ben and it's like 1:30 in the morning
and Ben's like, yo, what's up? And Kevin's like, hey, like, is
your party kind of done? He's like, yeah, everyone's
gone. I'm just cleaning up.
Kevin's like, can I come over? And Ben's like, dude, like the
party's done. He's like, no, just like you and
me talking. And Ben's like, oh, yeah, no, of
course. Come over, man.
So anyways, Kevin, you know, walks downstairs and his dad's
like getting a glass of water. He's like, you're going out now.
And Kevin's like, yeah, I got some stuff I got to deal with.
Don't worry, I'll be back. Not doing anything bad.
And Kevin's dad's like, all right, I trust you.
Good grades, you're a good kid. And like, whatever Kevin gets in
his car. Drives.
Over to Ben's house, walks in the walks in the bend, like the
front door is greeted by Ben. There's a bunch of like trash
everywhere, red solo cups broken all over the place.
Whatever, a bunch of garbage, whatever, right?
He's cleaning up. And Kevin's like, all right,
well, you know, I need some advice.
We got to talk about this. So Kevin fills in Ben, the part
of the story that Ben doesn't already know.
And you know, Ben is like, dude. That's.
Messed up. And Kevin's like, I don't know
why that happened. I don't know why out of the
blue, instead of breaking up with me first, she decides to
convince my brother that we broke up and then seduce him,
Right? And then she must have known
that her friend was taking a video.
In fact, I don't think her friend would have taken a video
and posted it without her explicit not just consent, but
you know, her telling her to do so.
Kevin's like this is the mastermind work of Sarah.
Bro, I've been telling you for a while that she's been getting
meaner and meaner and meaner. And bro, this is this is just
what this is like the amalgamation of all that
meanness and cruelness and and why what, why, what did I do?
I've been look, I'm not the perfect boyfriend.
We going to fight sometimes but I'm fine.
I don't do anything. I've never cheated on her.
I don't even like I don't even like have that many friends
trips with girls anymore because I didn't want her to fit.
Like, think of anything like that.
And Ben's like, dude, this is like a shock to me as well.
And Ben's like, bro, look, I know it's going to be easier for
you to just say we're done and move on with it.
But I know for a fact that long term, you're always going to
wonder. You're going to want to know
why. And it's going to suck now.
But trust me, future you will be happy that you did it.
You need to ask her why. So all of a sudden, Kevin's
like, all right, fine. Yeah, OK.
You're right. You're right.
I'm going to call her. So Kevin calls Sarah's phone
once again, no response. And Ben's like, dude, she's
probably not up. It's one in the morning.
But you know, you probably have to, like, confront her tomorrow.
So, you know, Kevin goes back home and, you know, he gets into
his bed and he just can't really fall asleep for like an hour.
He's just sitting there thinking about literally everything,
replaying everything that like has ever happened with him and
Sarah. And also towards the end of it,
starting to feel like, you know, remembering the good moments,
man. Remembering not just all the
moments where, you know, her personality slowly devolved into
what it is now or all the fights and disagreements or all the
times that he didn't feel like, you know, this was a
relationship you wanted to be in.
Instead, he was thinking about the time, the very end of 8th
grade where the two of them, after being friends for a while,
decided to take it the next step, decided to kind of be the
power couple of the grade and started a freshman year.
You know, the bang, that summer before freshman year was like
one of the greatest summers of his life.
It was the first time really having a real time girlfriend,
having someone else in his life to lean off of, to grow, to be a
bigger, different, better person.
And you know, he remembers like, you know, there was an ice cream
place that they used to always go to and they didn't really go
to it last summer and they went to it less the summer before and
slightly more, but still less than the first summer 3 summers
ago. So every summer they go to the
place less and less. And when you woke up the next
day, you know, he texted Sarah, meet me at the ice cream spot.
You know the place they used to go to all the time, right?
The place he used to go to all the time when they were like
first dating, right? And Sarah responds to him.
I'm not taking at like I'm she responds, I'm not doing anything
a cheater says. And Kevin's like what?
Me so. Anyway, she responds back, he
said that's hilarious. That's really rich coming from
you. And Sarah says, you know that
video of me and your brother like making out is going
everywhere. Everyone's going to see it.
Everyone's going to see you. You humiliated by your own
brother, right? Your girlfriend, the power
couple, right? You know what, you weren't good
enough and I went for your brother and my and Kevin
literally responds like why? And Sarah's like, you know, just
to make things even don't think I don't know about Claire.
Kevin's like what? He literally responds what he's
like. Claire confront confided in me
two months ago that you and her have had a fling, a secret fling
for the last two years. You know, I knew that something
was up for a while, but when I heard that, I knew that I needed
to get my revenge and I got it. I think.
Kevin is like Claire. What?
So. Claire was a friend of Sarah's,
right? They were kind of friends,
right? And Kevin really only had one
interaction with her when he when she was hanging out with
Sarah, they had a nice little conversation or whatever.
So Kevin is like what? So Kevin actually still has one
kind of like female friend because he had to cut off most
of them when he's with Sarah because, you know, he didn't
want her to be jealous or anything.
So he hits up that friend and we're going to call her Kate.
And you know, he hits up Kate. He's like, dude, like I'm in a
crazy situation. Can you call?
So he calls her up. He explains everything.
And The thing is, Kate is actually somewhat friends with
Claire, or at least knows people who are good friends with
Claire. And so he's like, hey, I don't
know, like, I don't, I like, trust me, I did not cheat on my
girlfriend with Claire. I've spoken to her once.
This is ridiculous. So Kate's like, yeah, sure I
can. I can get back to you in a
little bit. So two hours later, Kate texts
with all caps pick up the phone. So Kevin's like, oh, shoot, OK,
OK. There's like 4 missed calls.
He calls her back. Kate explains that, you know,
Kate went to one of her good friends who happened to be
friends with Kate, and that friend that is friends with Kate
confronted Kate on this. And Kate kind of confessed to
everything. Kate had two motives for lying
to Sarah because yes, no, Kevin and Kate had never had a fling
at all. But Kate had two motives to lie
to Sarah. The first motive is that she
didn't like, you know, how Sarah's attitude was changing
and kind of the position of power she had and that she's she
thought that, you know, if she toppled their relationship,
Sarah and Kevin that there would be a power vacuum and that she
would basically be able to fill it.
The second thing is that she didn't want to feel it alone.
The high school queen and king whatever power vacuum she and
only one conversation basically fell in love with Sarah's
boyfriend Kevin and thought that if she could split them up that
she could truly then like seduce him.
And then she would one be like the queen of the high school for
the rest of the year as well as have Kevin be like her power
couple. And Kevin is like, bro, this is
freaking high school. Literally who cares?
But, you know, Claire, Kate's like, dude, I'm so sorry.
This is ridiculous. And, you know, Kevin's like, all
right, well, do you have that like, like, is there is can your
friend talk to Sarah and be like, my witness?
That's true. And Kate's like, yeah, it might
take a little bit of convincing, but I think that can happen.
So anyways, right, you know, Monday, Monday rolls around.
They go back to school and, you know, they don't have recess
anymore, but they have like, a break period.
So Kevin text Sarah saying we need to talk.
And he said let's meet up in person.
Let's not do this over text. And she says fine, but on my
terms, Kevin's like, all right. And Sarah says we have to
discuss everything and you have to like apologize for cheating.
And he said we'll discuss everything when we get there.
He didn't say that he'd apologize to cheating, but he
was bringing it. He was he was like anything to
get her in person. Kate was able to get her friend
that was friends with Claire to go with Kevin and to like to
walk over with them right. So Kevin, Sarah and this friend
right we're going to call her Kate's friend all sit down and
Sarah's like, oh, so you already have a new girlfriend.
Kevin's like no Claire's or Kate's friend.
Do you want to speak? Kate's friend tells Sarah
everything, and Kevin watches as Sarah's face turns from smugness
to, like, horror, basically as she realizes that she's been
snaked by one of her close friends for a power move.
Like, this is like, this is like 17th century kings, like, like
sons of kings trying to fight who gets power, right?
This is ridiculous stuff. And Sarah turns to Kevin and
he's like, I had no idea. And Kevin's like, of course he
had no idea. You wouldn't have acted on it if
you did. And Sarah's like, well, well.
Well, then I guess we can all put this behind us.
And Kevin's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Lois, this. Is not my Batman cup.
Now he's like, whoa, whoa, hold on now, chill out.
We can put this behind us. I don't.
Know about that because while it is proven now that I.
Did not. Have a thing with Claire, your
friend that I spoke to once. Here's not only proof, but video
evidence that you had a thing with my brother and the you
chose my brother because you know it would you knew it would
hurt more than a random person. It would hurt more than even my
closest friend. And Sarah's just kind of looking
at him. And Kevin is like Sarah.
It has been. 4. Years it has been a great
terrible, wonderful, horrible experience.
It has been everything. He says Sarah to you 4 years ago
when we first met. I am sorry that we have failed
you, he says. Sarah to you now.
I wish you the best in life. Kevin gets up and Sarah's like
what are you? What do you think you're doing?
What do? You think we're doing we?
Still have fall, we still have winter, we still have spring.
We only have two more semesters. We've gone four years and you're
going to end it on this. This is how you're ending.
It and. Kevin said I was wasn't the one
to end anything. Sarah, don't get me wrong, I
wasn't the one to choose to do any of this.
Kevin just walks away. The aftermath is Kevin, you
know, and Sarah and they break up.
You know, there's a whole ton of bickering going on with Sarah
and Claire and a lot of infighting.
But Kevin doesn't even pay attention to any of that.
He doesn't involve himself and he doesn't even know what
happened because he doesn't care.
All Kevin cares about is finishing up, you know, really
good high school football year and, you know, applying to
colleges. He got into one he wanted to and
having a good time with his friends and you know, he had no
more relationships or anything like that.
And by the end of the year when they were having their kind of
last moments as a class, you know, Sarah went up to him and
you know, he was in Kevin's like hello there.
They had not spoken really since that day for like months.
They had like seen each other and kind of like nodded or
something. And you know, Sarah was like
didn't say sorry, didn't say anything like that.
Sarah just went up to him and said, do you remember at the end
of 8th grade, you know, when you asked me out?
And Kevin's like, yeah, no, I do remember that.
And Sarah's like, you remember how, you know, you started
choking on something midway through asking me out?
Kevin's like, probably that's embarrassing.
Sarah's like, oh, no, that's why I'm saying it.
You remember that ice cream place we used to go to?
And Kevin was like, getting really wistful at this point.
It's like, yeah, Sarah, that was the best.
That was the best summer I've ever had.
Sarah's like, me too. Sorry.
I went down the way it did. And Kevin's like, I'm sorry, I
did too. He said, hey, have fun in
college. Like, I'm sure you'll have a
good time on the East Coast. And Sarah's like, well, have fun
down South. You know, I heard it's pretty
warm down there. But, you know, stay in touch
with me. Kevin and Sarah did not stay in
touch. But that's just how things
happen. When you say stay in touch with
me, with people, just a little life lesson.
Most of the people in high school at the very last day,
you'll say, stay in. Touch with me oh we're.
Going to be best friend. No you won't.
You'll stay in touch with like 3 or 4 people.
Kevin and Sarah are not close friends anymore.
They're you know, they follow each other on Instagram or
something at this point. But their lives, which were so
close together for a while, they just, they just never crossed
paths again. I mean, look, this happened like
a couple years ago. They could easily cross paths
again. But you understand what I'm
saying? And you know, Kevin, he's in the
college now. You know, he's got a girlfriend
who doesn't care about nonsense and is not going to cheat on him
with his brother. Kevin and Mike kind of mended
their relationship the summer before Kevin and Mike went off
to college. There's always going to be like,
you can't change what happened in the past, but they're doing
much better now. And you know, Kevin submitted
the story to me and he thought, clicking the video on screen
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Welcome back. To a brand new video.
Today we have a story of an incredibly spoiled brat who ends
up knocking out his teacher. For the worst reason ever.
I mean, there's never really a good reason to knock out your
teacher in class, but this was just the goofiest thing ever.
I know you'll enjoy this story, as it's a pretty crazy spoiled
kids story. So yeah, sit back, relax, and
let's get right into it. And of course, leave alike for
your very own free nothing. So we're.
Going. To call the subscriber who
submitted this story, Teddy, and we're also going to call the kid
in Teddy's class who is the spoiled brat.
We're just going to call him a spoiled kid or a spoiled brat.
Whenever I give him a name, it always gets kind of complicated.
So anyways, this kid in Teddy's class was just known as the
spoiled kid. He was just known as the kid who
is this very entitled. I mean, his parents like had a
lot of money. He was always given everything
like that. But he just embodied being super
entitled. He just embodied being super
spoiled because he was super spoiled and he was super
entitled. And this all started one day
when there is a New Girl in class.
So this girl. So anyways, they this is 7th
grade, so they've been going to the same school with the same
people forever. But whenever someone new moves
into the neighborhood, they obviously joined the high
school. And yeah, so there's a New Girl
who moved in over the summer, and we're just going to call her
Kate because that's the name I use for basically everyone at
this point, or any girl at this point.
So yeah, Kate's the New Girl. She comes in and.
Immediately. Spoil kid who has 0 charisma or
rizz as you guys might call it. Has 0 charisma, right?
Has zero play. Has 0 rizz.
He immediately decides that he's the one to make the move.
So anyways, it's like the first day of class and Katie's the New
Girl in the class. And it's a little tough when
you're the new kid in class because everyone else is talking
to each other, everyone else knows each other, and you're
kind of just chilling there. You're kind of just sitting
there kind of just twiddling your thumbs or whatever, not
really sure what to do. But anyways, immediately, like
within, I don't know, as soon as like class began, sorry, the
spoiled kid went over and sat right next to her, which she had
no problem with. Because I don't know, when I'm
new and someone makes like a move to be friends with me.
I'm very happy with that. You know, she probably just
thought that like, I don't know, he's being nice because he knows
that I'm new. Anyways, Spoiled Kid says, sits
down and says, hey, what's up, my name's Spoiled kid, nice to
meet me. She kind of just looks at him
like bro, and Teddy's watching the whole thing go down.
Oh yeah, by the way, we're calling subscriber Teddy.
I don't know if I said that or not.
So Teddy's watching this whole thing go down and he's just
chilling with his boys. He's just thinking to himself,
oh, no, bro is at it again. Bro is at it again, being a
menace to society and being a menace to this New Girl.
Poor Kate, bro. So the spoiled kid sat down.
He's like, yeah, what's good? Nice.
To meet me, I'd be super happy to meet me too.
And she's like. He's like, yeah, so I just.
Wanted to know if you wanted to go in my a car ride with me on
this Friday. It was like a Monday.
So he's talking about like the upcoming Friday, implying like
do you want to basically go on a date with me?
So yeah, my car is pretty cool. I bet it's a little nicer than
any car you've driven in. So it would be a really cool
experience. It's a great opportunity for
you. Yeah.
And Case is kind of sitting there very awkwardly.
This is like an in real life, try not to cringe challenge.
And she was about to lose real hard.
So she's like. I.
Don't know I I might be doing something with my parents this
weekend so. It's.
A very nice offer. He's like, OK, what?
About. Next weekend?
Are you free next weekend? And she's like.
Maybe I mean. I don't.
Really know, but I can get back to you.
He's like, that's not going to cut it.
Actually, I'm going to have to know right now because I have a
lot of women who want to be in the car with me.
Which like when Teddy heard this, he kind of rolled his eyes
because he knew for a fact that the line of women, like he's
saying that like the spoiled kid saying that there's a lot of
women going out the door to like be on a date with them when in
reality the line was 0 people long it and it did not exist.
There is no line out the door to be dating the spoiled kid.
Nobody wanted to do that, bro. He has no charisma.
He's got no risk. He's got no game, he's got no
nothing. He's got no play nothing, bro,
not a not a single speck of that, right.
So Teddy's kind of just rolling his eyes, like, OK.
Whatever. Spoiled kid, like, nice try, but
she's not going to fall for it. So anyways, class begins and you
know spoiled kid can't be talking throughout all of class
without getting kicked out by the teacher, right?
But you know, one would believe that.
But the spoiled kid is like whispering like while the
teacher's talking or whatever he's like.
Hey, what's up, Kate? Like I just want to say next
week again did yesterday, the teacher's.
Like sorry, spoiled kicking, could you not talk during class
please? He's like, sorry teacher.
Hey, Kate, I just. He just like kept whispering,
like really laugh like you know when people whisper but instead.
Of going like this. They're like, hey, I'm just
whispering right now. I'm like dude.
Shut up, you're so loud. Just because you kind of make
your voice hoarse or something like make it kind of rough
sounding doesn't mean you're whispering bro.
You're basically whisper yelling at me.
So yeah, the spoiled kid was basically basically whisper
yelling at Kate the entire time being like.
Yeah, it just sent me the nice shoes you got on right now.
And the teachers. Like spoil kid, can you please
shut the fuck now? It's kidding.
He's like spoil 'cause he's like, hey, can you please not
interrupt class? This is the second time asking
you. The third time I will ask you to
step outside. Spoil kids.
Like, yeah, okay. Mumbles.
Under his breath, Whatever. It did.
At this point, Teddy's just watching the most failed RIZ
attempt on planet Earth. This is a 0 out of 10 RIZ
attempt. It's time to just retreat.
Mission failed. We'll get him next time type
moment. This is not going well for the
spoiled kid. Which is great and all, but the
spoiled kid had a lot of confidence that maybe wasn't
deserved. And by maybe wasn't deserved, I
mean most definitely wasn't deserved.
And this story is basically a saga of the spoiled kid versus
the teacher. And this is the first arc of the
story, as you will see very soon.
This is basically episode 1 of spoiled kid versus the teacher.
So the spoiled kid is trying to continue to talk to Kate, right?
He's like. Shave Kate Have.
You got any updates on next Friday?
And remember he like just asked her like 20 minutes ago and she
says I. Don't know.
I don't know if I'll be around next Friday, but I'll get back
to you dude. Like how is she supposed to know
at this point? She's literally been sitting in
class next to you for the last 20 minutes.
She's not been on her phone, she's not been home, she's not
talked to anyone. Like literally no time has
passed at all. And he's like, hey.
Kate, how was she waiting? Your Friday was free again like
of. Course it's not free bro you.
Just asked. Chill out.
And she kind of looks at him and shakes her head like, no, I
don't know. And the teacher kind of notices
the spoil could speak again. But I think the teacher wanted
the spoiled kid gave like the spoiled kid, a unspoken, like,
extra pass for that one. But obviously, if you heard him
speak again, it's time to get out of there, right?
So the teacher's like, speaking, talking about something.
And at some point, the teacher's like, oh, I'm so sorry, guys.
I forgot to introduce our new student.
I mean I. Guess they were all new 7th
graders, but you know, Kate was the only New Girl in the class
who wasn't there last year. So the teacher thought it would
be a good idea to introduce her in front of everyone.
So the teacher's like, all right, Kate, not to, not to put
too much of A spotlight on you. I know you're, you know, this is
kind of stressful new to you. But if you could stand up and
introduce yourself to the class, she's like, hey, guys, like my
name's my name's Kate. Like I'm new here.
I just moved here. I like, I don't know, going on
hikes. She just says stuff, right And
spoiled kid speaks up. It's like, and she's going to go
on a date with me this Friday or next Friday in my really cool
car and Kate just turns bright red because one, that's just not
what anyone said. Actually, that's what the
spoiled kid said. That is not what she agreed to
or had any idea was like the deal or whatever.
And also, second of all, I think she realized pretty quickly that
being associated with the spoiled kid was not really a
great way to make a first impression of people.
Like if people like, you know, guilty by association, like if
you associate with someone or something that's not good, then
you're just going to be become not good by association to that
thing or person. Yeah, I think she realized
pretty quickly that being associated with the spoiled kid
was just going to be a really bad call because, yeah, just
like the way he acted for the last 30 minutes, kind of.
Gave her the like. The, the idea that, yeah, that's
not, that's not, that's not what's good, right?
So everyone goes dead silent. It's not like they were talking
before. But, you know, there's kind of
like a lively silence in a very awkward dead silence.
It went from like a normal silence to like pure silence as
everyone's just like what did this kid just say spoiled?
Kids like, Yeah, uh oh, you guys not hear me?
Yeah. She's going on a date with me
this and next. Friday my really cool car.
Yeah, and. You know, Kate's like well.
I don't know if I agreed to that and he's.
Like she terribly went to you guys.
As you can tell. And the teacher.
Clearly. Was not looking very happy, but
he once again didn't say anything 'cause he just kind of
like bit his tongue or whatever. He's like, whatever.
So she sits down and he goes back to teaching and the spoiled
kid leans over. It's like, hey, Kate.
I just. Wanted like to make sure like
Friday, next Friday still works with you as you said it would.
And Kate's starting to get a little bit annoyed.
She's like, I don't. Remember saying that it was OK
like that. I never remember saying that I
wanted to go on a date with you next Friday.
I don't remember saying that he's like, what?
But in. This this time the spoiled kid
doesn't even start. He doesn't even whisper anymore,
just straight up. It's like what?
But I thought you said you wanted to go on a date and the
teacher turned around like spoil kid and they kind of have a
showdown. They like they're staring at
each other. They're having a showdown and
the teacher's like spoil kid, I gave you 2 warnings and let a
lot of other things slip this year.
Third strike stand outside. Spoiled kids like.
But I was 'cause like I. Think the spoiled kid was like
upset 'cause like he was raising whatever you want to call it,
Kate, right? Which is just not the case.
He was he was failing, bro. I don't know how else to say it,
but he. Was like but.
But I you can't do that, Teacher no.
I'm just not going to do it. Teachers like spoil kid, I will
give you a 0 on today's participation if you don't step
outside right right now. And The thing is in that class
participation was like 50% of the grade.
So even losing getting a 0 even on one day which doesn't sound
that bad, it actually has a bit of an impact and the spoiled
kids like. I'm still staying here and the
teacher. 'S like you will get a 0 on this
month's participation, which basically meant the kid was
going to get a see or below. And eventually spoiled kid stood
up. It's like very upset.
This was the beginning of a long saga of spoiled kid versus the
teacher. Oh yeah.
Anyways, moving on to the second arc of spoiled kid versus the
teacher. There's a big test in this
class. And so this is like 2 weeks
after the Kate incident, right? Which is the very beginning of
school actually. No, this is like a month after
because it's the test, of course.
So the test or like the first kind of test or whatever happens
about a month into school. The spoiled kid and the teacher
in this time period have had a few mini spats with each other.
But the first big thing was the Kate one.
And the second big thing that led up to the final explosion,
AKA him knocking out his teacher, which we'll get to.
It's pretty crazy. But the second thing that led up
to that, the first thing being the K1, but the second thing is
as follows. So they had a really massive
test about a month into school and or like, I guess a test.
All tests are kind of massive, you know, if you only have a
couple and account for a lot of your grade.
Anyways, though, so the spoiled kid is this not paying attention
in class the whole time. He's like talking to this guy
like in the back of the class they're playing like, I don't
know, game, like, I don't know, cool math games slither dot IO
like this kind of. You know those kind of like.
Computer games, you just like the quick ones, not like a full
intensive, like he's going to hop into a Call of Duty lobby or
to start playing like, I don't know, Minecraft or something in
class like some of the Minecraft kids in the previous stories
have done. No, he's not that crazy.
He's not that out there, but he is playing like those kind of
discreet games that you just play in class.
I've definitely done that a few times.
But you know for a fact if there's a a massive test that
I'm preparing for or there's something massive that like I
actually got to pay attention in class, you know for a fact that
I'm not going to be playing one of those little distraction
games in class. But sure enough, the spoiled kid
was doing so, which at the end of the day, I I in my personal
opinion, I think it's his. Like he can do what he wants,
but he also has to realize that he will suffer the consequences
for not paying attention in class, right?
So sure. Enough.
He does not. He does not pay any attention
when the teacher is doing review.
Like he the teacher's legitimately doing just review
for the test at this point. So yeah.
It eventually. Comes to the day of the test and
the spoiled kid sits down and he sits down next to, oh, what's
it? It sits down next to Teddy.
Actually. Remember the subscriber who
submitted the story? You can submit your own stories
to my Instagram or Twitter. Just follow me there and then DM
me your story. So he sits down next to Teddy.
And Teddy is aware that the spoiled kid has not been in
class for like the entire week, or he has been in class, but
he's been mentally somewhere else, right?
And Teddy kind of sits down next to him.
And Teddy's totally, Teddy's totally prepared.
He's going to kill it, or at least do all right.
Like if Teddy messes up big time and freezes and screws up
everything, worst comes the worst, he might going to be
like, he's going to kill it either way.
And he sits down next to the spoiled kid.
And the spoiled kid is like, very clearly looking over at
Teddy's paper. And Teddy, like, looks back at
him and they make eye contact, like the spoiled kid is looking
down at Teddy's paper, looks up at Teddy, and Teddy's just
staring him down. The spoiled kids like, hey, hey,
oops. So yeah, Teddy kind of, like,
moves his elbow so that it makes it very, very difficult, if not
impossible for the spoiled kid to read his answers.
The spoil cut's like, oh, crap. So yeah, the spoiled kid goes on
to. Not.
Really be able to answer any of the questions correctly.
Yeah. The spoiled kid just kind of
like, fumbles around. He's like, well, maybe if I do
wait, if this is multiple choice, can I just select all
the answers and get partial credit?
Damn it. Right.
So the spoiled kid just does not do well on this test.
And eventually he has to hand it in because he's the last one in
class scribbling it down, and the teacher picks it up.
And yeah, three days later, the teacher has all the tests
graded, the teacher's walking around the class, and the
teacher's handing back these tests for all the students,
right? So we hands them back to Teddy
and his friends or whatever, and eventually gets over to the
spoiled kid. And then when the spoiled kid
gets it, he's like ah crap. Dude.
And sure enough, right, spoiled kids like raise his hand and
he's like. Mr. Teacher, Mr. Teacher and
Teacher. Turns around.
I was like, oh. Yes, he's like, Sue, can you
come over here for a second? I just have a question #3 and
the. Teacher's like oh OK, whatever.
Teacher walks over to Teddy and not Teddy, sorry the spoiled kid
who is sitting. Not next to Teddy, but.
Close enough that Teddy can overhear what's happening and so
so the teacher comes over to spoil kid the spoiled kids like.
Hey, Mr. Teacher, so. I'm not really that happy with
the grade I got on the test. Could you could you help me out?
Maybe bump me up 20 or so points and Teddy when he overheard
this? Is this like hey yo bro what?
You want to. Bump you up 20 points, You think
this. You think he just like pulls
these grades out of his butt or something.
You think he just like random number generates these grades?
Like bro they're attached to something what are you talking
about? So.
Yeah, the teachers like, no, I mean spoiled kid really thought
like I could just pull this off. And that's when the spoiled.
Kid says well, I guess. I thought you'd say that so.
Maybe. This will help you reconsider.
Spoiled kid reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet,
opens it up and takes out a $20 bill.
And. Starts waving it around.
It's like teacher dish will be in your desk by the end of the
day. If you promise that you will
change my grade to a 100%. Not.
Even bumping it up, just round it up to a 100% and the
teacher's looking at him with this blank face and it's like,
really? You're going to bribe me for a
$20 bill? You know, if someone found this
out, I could lose my entire job. I could lose my entire
profession for $20 and spoils. It's like, yeah, it's like a
whole $20.00. I mean, you're a teacher, So
what do you get paid like $25 a year or something?
Teachers like no. And.
Spoil because like. What?
Well. It's still a really good deal,
and I would totally take it if I were you and the teachers.
Like, no, first of all, I'm not going to take, I'm not going to
risk my job for $20. Second of all, on the principle
of the matter, no, I'm not going to do that.
That's ridiculous. You're being ridiculous and the
spoiled kids like. What I think the?
Spoiled kid was totally fine failing the test, or wasn't
totally fine but kind of thought that his Plan B which was
bribing the teacher was so he got that in the bag.
Bro he doesn't have to worry at all.
But yeah, no, he does need to worry because the teacher failed
him on the test and didn't take the bribe at this.
Point this spoiled. Kid really does not like the
teacher. He has major beef with the
teacher and all the. Next day, not the.
Next day, but couple days later on that day, on what feels like
a normal day, is about to be one of the craziest days in Teddy's
school history. It's about to be the craziest
day by far that Teddy's ever had at school because on that day is
when the spoiled kid legitimately knocks out the
teacher. Dude.
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Anyways let's get to the point where this kid knocks out his
teacher. Bro this, This is why you all
came here. Am I wrong?
Am I? Wrong.
No, I didn't think so. So this.
All started in what felt like a normal day after all this has
gone on obviously, and the spoiled kid was late for class.
And I know in like college and in some high schools, but
specifically in college, you can get away with being late for
class, especially if it's a lecture class where like the
teacher doesn't even really know who you are and they don't take
attendance. You can even just like not show
up for every day except the exams and you'd be fine.
But in most high schools and middle schools, and at least in
my high school and middle school, attendance was a really
big deal. And you would get really
penalized for being late or being, I don't know, for just
not attending enough or whatever.
And that was true for this middle school as well.
So the spoiled kid was late. And this wasn't the first period
of the day because then he could say, oh, I got in late,
therefore I am late. Sorry about that.
But instead, yeah, he just, this was like middle of the day.
He just did not feel like showing up to the class because
he didn't like the teacher so much.
So spoiled kid came in very salty.
Like when the spoiled kid opened the door, he didn't simply open
the door, he slammed that door open.
Bro he got that whap. He just.
Got the dope boom doors slammed open.
So we already was pretty clearly not having the greatest day
ever, which that happens to all of us, man.
We've all been there. Life happens like that
sometimes. It is what it is.
But yeah, sure enough, the spoiled kid comes in, boom,
slams the door open, Which, bro, if I'm late to class, I'm
opening that. I'm opening that door as quietly
as possible. I'm not trying to make a
disturbance. I'm not trying to run in.
That reminds me one time my freshman year someone was late
and the teacher was doing a presentation and instead of just
coming in quietly and sitting down, guy opens up.
The door says. I'm so sorry I'm late and.
Everyone's the like, everyone turns, the teacher turns,
everyone's looking at him. Presentation is the flow of the
presentation is completely interrupted.
Like bro really played himself trying to be more nice about it
but whatever, right? So he slams the door open.
I bet the spoiled kid just got rejected by some girl or
something. So he was not in a good mood and
he already didn't like this teacher that much.
And The thing is also the spoiled kid must have like, I
don't know, I don't know why. But instead of having his
backpack on his back, he was holding like, you know, like the
very top of the backpack, it has a little handle.
He was holding it on the handle. And his backpack was full of
books. So it was very heavy, right?
This is important for just a second later, a teacher instead
of just kind of like, I don't know, ignoring it, which may be
the teacher in retrospect, should have just ignored this.
But yeah, the teacher doesn't end up just ignoring it.
And you know, the teacher is like turns he's like, like
spoiled kid. You know what I feel about
attendance and being late to class?
I'm going to have to write this up and send this to the front
office. And the spoiled kid must have
had other like demerits or whatever.
Because I think if you were late enough, you eventually had to do
like you either weren't allowed to have a free period or you had
to spend your free period doing helping out, I don't know, in
the kitchen or something, or I don't know, for some reason
there was some kind of punishment.
It wasn't like you're getting expelled for being late to
class, but it was still something.
It was definitely something big enough and annoying enough that
the spoiled kid didn't want to deal with it.
So the spoiled kid does something absolutely crazy.
I guess he just wasn't having a good day because the spoiled kid
is like, not me. He's like, I'm going to give you
one chance. I'm going to give you one chance
to take that back. And teachers like, no, they just
watch. Like, bro, what are you saying?
The spoiled kids like, fine, then you've sealed your own
destiny. And the spoiled kid, I guess was
close enough to the teacher. He takes a backpack.
He swings it behind him in just full force, going a very
powerful swing and just letting momentum run.
Whaps the bat, like, just whips the backpack around in the air
and is boom, clean collision with the teacher's head.
Boom. And the thing?
Is there was enough like heavy textbooks in there and while
this kid wasn't some big bodybuilder football guy, he was
like he swung it around in momentum.
Plus just how heavy the backpack was was enough that when I made
collision with the teacher's head bum out cold teacher
literally falls back and collapses on the floor.
The entire class goes dead silent and the spoiled kid kind
of realizes that he just messed up big.
And he's. Like, oh.
My. God guys, my backpack just
stripped out my hands. How did that happen?
No, everyone in the class, including Teddy, very clearly
saw him just whack the teacher in the head with a backpack and
knock him out cold. The teacher comes to in the next
30 seconds. He wasn't out for like forever,
right? The teacher's like grasping on
his head. He's like, JA, what just
happened? And some kids are running up to
the teacher. These two kids kind of stand
between the teacher and the spoiled kid and kind of just
like, hey, it like kind of just like to make sure that he didn't
attack him again. Even though it's pretty clear.
I don't think the spoiled kid was going to do that or anything
like that again. And you know, the teacher's like
starting to get his memory back. He's like, wait a minute, did
that, did that kid. He points at the spoiled kid and
a spoiled kid has the backpack in his hand.
It's very clear that he's looking super guilty.
And the teacher's like, give me my phone.
So when the kids reaches over and gets his phone, the teacher
calls up. The security is like, I need you
to come down to the classroom right now.
So sure enough, couple minutes later, teacher's still sitting
on the floor, 2 security guards come in and say what happened.
And yeah, the teacher says yeah, I see that kid right there,
points to the spoiled kid. He just hit me over the head
with his backpack and knocked me out cold for like like 30
seconds or something. So immediately the two security
guards go up to the spoiled kids because like.
Guys, it slipped out my. Hand it wasn't my fault.
It just like literally grab his backpack and then grab him
basically and are pushing him out into the hallway.
He's like, guys, no it's not. Like it slipped out my hand.
It was my fault and so. Yeah, all the kids were just
kind of sitting there and the teacher's like, oh God.
I should probably. Get this checked up.
Teachers is all right, guys. I did have a lesson planned
today, but I should really just go to the Health Center, get
this checked up, maybe get some aspirin in my head is not
feeling great. Maybe get a concussion test.
I don't even know at this point. Anyways, yeah, class is
cancelled today. Go about your go about your
business, whatever you're going to do.
And yeah, so yeah, the spoiled kid was suspended for an entire
week. He was also forced to sit in the
back of the class and it was very awkward for the rest of
that year. And yeah, that is the saga.
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Today we've got story. Time of a Minecraft kid who
smashes the subscribers computer because he gets jealous.
Yeah, this is a pretty crazy story.
Don't worry, the Minecraft kid doesn't get away with it
entirely. I mean, he smashes his computer,
so that's pretty bad enough, but it's not like the Minecraft kid
then goes ahead and just like, doesn't get in trouble.
This is a satisfying ending, even though the computer is
still smashed. So yeah, I know you enjoy it to
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With that being said, let's just jump right into it.
But anyways, we're calling this guy Brendan, who submitted this
story. So anyways, Brendan was in class
or was in the same grade as this kid who we're going to call the
Minecraft kid because his entire identity was being a was kind of
like around being super great at Minecraft player versus player
battles. He was known as the one who was
so great. Great.
So anyways, right, People just called a Minecraft kid.
But anyways, there's also a girl who we're going to call Haley
because that may or may not be the the girl I'm trying to marry
in Stardew Valley right now. I gave.
Her the bouquet. I'm waiting guys.
Anyway. Great game by the way.
I should stop getting distracted.
Watch time will be bad. Anyways, there's this girl who
we're going to call Haley, and both Brendan and the Minecraft
kid had an interest in her. The difference was Brendan
actually talked to her. Little pro tip for getting the
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Yes, believe it or not, wow. But anyways, right, Brendan
actually talked to Haley and they were getting along pretty
well and the Minecraft kid literally never did.
The Minecraft kid thought that his magical and powerful skills
at Minecraft would literally just be so great and so
wonderful and so enticing to the women, right?
That he would, he wouldn't I have to talk to Haley to make
her fall in love with them. She would just see his epic PvP
bed wars abilities and she would be like, Oh my God, I'm, I'm
not, I'm not thrown in that joke.
Never mind. I I, I got a family friendly
audience on here. I forgot anyways, right, so
Brendan or the Minecraft kid was aware that Brendan was probably
also trying to go for Haley because Brendan was talking to
her all the time. It kind of the word around that,
like kind of the word on the street was that, you know,
Brendan and Haley. Oh my God, they're going to be a
thing soon, dude, they're in 6th grade.
Like that's that's how it goes. Oh my God, are they going to get
the fifth base AKA holding hands?
Oh. My God.
Anyways, right, so the Minecraft Kid comes up to Brendan one day.
And remember, Brendan and the Minecraft kid aren't necessarily
boys. In fact, they don't don't even
know each other that well. But the Minecraft kid is like,
so I see that you're trying to court Haley and and Brandon's
mind. He's like, bro, this is 20
whatever, right? I think this story was a little
old. I'm not sure.
I actually don't know when this story happened.
It was submitted to me on my Instagram.
You can go follow it. You should go follow it anyways.
Brandon's saying to himself, did this guy just say court?
Like it's literally the 21st century.
Are you serious? And then the Minecraft kid goes
on to say, Ioffer you like Ioffer you like a quest or I, I,
I, I ask you that we duel in Minecraft to decide who will get
Haley's hand in dating. And I mean, Brandon was kind of
just like, in his head. He's like, all right, well,
first of all, I'm not dating her.
Second of all, the. Winner of a.
Minecraft PvP battle is not going to decide who she decides,
right? It's not up to them.
This isn't like, I don't know, the barbaric era of, like, oh,
yeah, like, I actually have, like, all men have control.
Women have no say, like, oh, I want to marry you, so you're
marrying me. And also, I don't think there
ever was an era where you did PvP battles to decide who was
like, you know, who would marry the girl.
I'm better at Minecraft. I get all the women now.
This. That's never been true.
It doesn't matter. What parallel universe or
anything like that you go into? Man, I am sorry, Minecraft
sweats. I am so sorry but.
Brendan. Who kind of knows that, you
know, he's going to be getting with Haley anyways, thinks to
himself, all right, well, this will be kind of funny.
Like, whatever, man, who cares? So Brendan says sure, we'll do a
PvP battle to decide who gets Haley's hand, because he's kind
of laughing, he's kind of goofing.
But The thing is, that Minecraft kid takes it super seriously.
He's like, yes, you fool, don't you know that I am?
Great at Minecraft and it. Burns like a chill out bro, like
all right, all right, yeah, we'll, we'll PvP fight to decide
who gets Halley's hand in marriage lol Like, okay, so sure
enough, the Minecraft kid is like all right tomorrow at
recess we go to the table basically at their school, there
was a table where if kids wanted to bring in their computers, if
they're in the 6th grade or higher, they could and they
could play on them. I, I, I know at my school you
weren't even allowed to have your phone out, but I guess each
school is a little different. So basically right the next day
rolls around and Brandon and the Minecraft kid, they both bring
their gaming setups, which I guess both of them have laptops
because I play Minecraft on a laptop, man.
I don't have AI, don't have a desktop that's I want to be able
to move my thing around. But anyways, right, they both
bring in their computers and Brandon just has a kind of a
crappy MacBook Air. And this is coming from someone
who up to my first 100,000 subscribers on YouTube.
I got all my Minecraft gameplay from my MacBook Air at like 20
frames per second. So I understand the struggle
bro. I get it.
So anyways, Brandon comes in with his crappy MacBook Air and
the Minecraft kid comes in with his like, I don't know, his
Alienware $3000 super gaming laptop with his super fancy
keyboard and takes him like 5 minutes to get a setup all
perfect. He's like all right, I'm ready.
And so sure enough, you know, they both sit down and Brendan
is like, all right, so how are we doing this?
And the Minecraft kid is like, all right, we're going to play
one game of, of, of bed wars. Yeah, Bed Wars.
And, you know, Brent, at first Brendan was like, bro, how are
we going to do that? But then the Minecraft kid said
that he had the like, MVP plus plus rank on high pixel, which
high pixel is a server that lets you play Bed Wars, which is the
game I was playing in the very beginning.
And if you have plus, like MVP plus plus, you can make private
games where it's just you and your friends.
So anyways, the Minecraft kid, you know, sent a dual request to
or bed wars party, whatever. Anyways, all you got to know is
they were playing Minecraft and they were playing bed wars and
it was just them. It was just Brendan and the
Minecraft kid in a game and sure enough, they enter the bed wars
game and you know, they you know, they're doing the stuff
you do in bed wars. Put down the bed defense and you
know what happens? Brendan is at middle, he's
gathering emeralds, which is a good material to get.
However, you know, his bed was exposed or he wasn't at his bed.
He saw a bed destroyed message, which basically means in bed
wars, if your bed breaks, you will not respond.
So sure enough, the Minecraft kid had like, I don't know, God
bridged over with his crazy 10,000 clicks per second mouse.
Definitely using vape or something but whatever man.
And so sure enough, you know the the Minecraft kid comes to
middle and Brendan and him, they showdown for a PvP fight.
They're going to decide who gets Haley, even though Brendan knows
that one, he's not good at Minecraft and the Minecraft kid
is, and two, this will not decide who gets Haley.
This is hilarious. He just did it because it's
funny lol. So anyways, they enter their PvP
battle. And they go in and.
Brandon loses because he is just simply worse, and the Minecraft
kid after, you know, hitting you know, Brandon enough times with
a sword that he dies is like. Yes.
Haley. Is mine.
And. Everyone who cuz remember it's
recess time cuz dude, they had like I don't know if it's called
recess, but they had like a break period.
So everyone was kind of around there and a bunch of kids turn
around and they're kind of like. What?
What, Huh. Are you OK, Sir?
And sure enough, the Minecraft kid is like, you fool, you
should never have dueled me for Haley's hand in dating in
Minecraft. You should have known by my
reputation that I would have absolutely slapped you.
And Brandon looks at him with his face of like, yeah, man.
That sucks. Wow, that.
Is just too AD this kind of reminds me of the first season
of parks and rec if you saw that where this isn't really a
spoiler, but Andy really wants to get his girlfriend back.
So we like offers like a pool game with this guy named Mark
who disappears after season 1. Like I don't know, maybe the
actor wanted to do something else and he's kind of like Oh
yeah, I'll bet and the the girlfriend of Mark at the time
on this pool game and Andy wins. He's like, yes.
She's. Mine, but reality sits at it
kind of kicks in and he's like wait, huh?
But I won her bear and square. Same thing here.
So the Minecraft kid is still like, I don't know, Fortnite W,
like they doing the little dances, doing the L dance, doing
the little other cringe stuff. He's like, Haley is mine.
I didn't even have to talk to her and she's going to be my
girlfriend. I'm going to go to 10th base and
hold her hand. And Brandon at this point is
like really trying to hold back a smile.
He's like, all right, this is so funny, dude.
Don't blow it. Don't make it apparent.
And he's like, yeah, man, you. Totally.
Oh. Man, I can't do this.
You totally won you. I can't do this, man.
He's just he's he's really trying to do it.
He's like, yeah, you totally won Haley's hand in dating because
you beat me in Minecraft. Yep, that's totally what
happened. Holding back the laughter,
holding back the tears at this point.
And sure enough, right, Brandon's like, all right, man,
go ahead. And he's like, yes, I'm, I'm
going to tell everyone about my victory dance so that you know
that. So everyone knows that you.
Lost to me in. Minecraft.
And that's why Haley's mine. The Minecraft kid runs away to
go tell his other OK friends. Well, I don't know about that.
I think his friends are his bed wars, win streak and and nothing
else but whatever. Right.
So Brendan goes over and finds Haley says hey, so I just played
this guy because he wanted to duel me for your hand in dating.
And Haley's like what? And Brendan's like yeah, I
thought it'd be funny. So by the way, I lost the duel
because obviously you can't do that, but I thought it was
funny, and I lost. So he's going to come over to
claim his prize, I guess. And Halley's like, all right,
well, this is kind of funny, but this is an awkward situation.
And Brandon, like, yeah, I probably should have told you
about this beforehand. If you need me to be here, I
can. I can subvert.
I can come in and help you with the situations.
Like, she's like, all right, Well, thanks for giving me
context. I guess.
So Sure enough, a little while later, the Minecraft kid comes
around and he finds Haley and he comes.
Up there and says so. Haley, did you hear the news?
This might be the first time the Minecraft kid ever spoke to
Haley in his life. He was too busy.
He was too busy sweating at Minecraft to even bother with
the ladies. They'll come to me, man.
I got a bed wars win streak real quick.
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Right, so the Minecraft kids like so did Haley, did you?
I hear the news and. She's like, well, I was told
that you and Brendan had a little Minecraft video game
session and that you won and that you now think that I'm your
girlfriend and Minecraft kids. Like that is exactly what
happened. You're so observant.
You'll be a great girlfriend. And Haley's like, dude, like,
that's not how it works. And the Minecraft kids, like, we
had an agreement. And Haley's like, yeah, well, I
wasn't part of that agreement. Do you think Brendan or you have
the right to me as a girlfriend? And this is what the Minecraft
kids starting to piece together, that his offer to duel Brendan
made literally no sense. He's like, well.
So, so when? We were playing, so when we're
playing Minecraft, I beat Brendan.
Do you want? To be my girl.
And then eventually like Minecraft kid starts to realize,
dude, he messed up, bro. He messed up big time.
And he's like, wait, did. Brent.
Wait, who told you? And you know, at this point, you
know, she was like, Haley was like, yeah, so Brandon told me
about this. And then the Minecraft kids,
like, so Brandon knew the whole time that this wasn't going to
work. And Haley's like, yeah, well,
anyone who is logical middle just gets cut off.
The Minecraft kid sprints away. And.
Brendan walks up to Haley and he's like, so is that terrible?
And Haley's like, well, he's pretty mad at you and he ran
away, so I don't know what he's cooking up.
And that's when you we heard an or not we.
That's when Brendan and Haley and everyone else in the room
heard a noise. The noise with something being
thrown on the ground, smashing and flying into a million
pieces. And that's when Brendan walks
out and Haley walks out to basically everyone walks out and
they see the Minecraft kid standing above a pile of disk
computer parts. And that's when at first Brendan
thinks, Oh my God, he smashed his computer out of rage.
But Brendan looked at the table to see that the Minecraft kids
computer was still there. And in fact, the only computer
missing was his. And that's when he realized that
the Minecraft kid obliterated his MacBook and there was a
teacher present. So the teacher is like, Brad,
like Minecraft kid, like, what did you just do?
And Brendan speaks up and says, he just smashed my MacBook.
And all of a sudden, the teacher looks at Brendan and looks at
Minecraft kid and says, you too, come with me.
Sure enough, teacher brings them to the principal's office.
Principal's office. Here's what the teacher says.
She hears both sides, which the Minecraft kid literally has
nothing to say. Like, what are you going to say,
dude? And yeah, parents were called
and the Minecraft kids mom had to reimburse Brendan's mom for
the to buy a new computer. The Minecraft kid had to write a
formal apology to Brendan and also write a formal.
And actually, both of them had to write a formal apology to
Haley because Brendan had to explain the situation of
teachers. Like, dude, that's not cool.
And also the Minecraft kid got a week of attention for this.
So moral the story is 1. If you're displaying Minecraft
all day, you may not. That may not be the most ideal
or most optimal strategy to to get the ladies to love you.
Maybe I'm wrong, man, maybe maybe I'm wrong.
Don't listen to me, I don't know.
Today we get a story. Of probably the cringiest emo
kid. And when I say the cringiest, I
mean the cringiest emo kid of all time.
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And let's call today's subscriber, let's call him
Daniel. So anyways, right, one day
Daniel was in the mall with his friends and Daniel and his
friends decide that they want to go into zoomies, which is a it's
a store that has like a lot of like skater type clothes.
They also like I used to go in there a little bit, even though
I was never kind of like a skater kid.
I just like the shirts with the cats with the middle fingers in
them. I always thought those shirts
were pretty funny. And honestly, I'd probably rock
one of those today if I still had some of those shirts with
me. But anyways, right, Daniel and
his friends, you know, they decide to go into this into the
store and they're kind of just looking around, browsing the
T-shirts, looking if there's anything they want to buy.
And Daniel kind of goes towards the back of the store and
towards the back of the store is where there's a bunch of
skateboards or whatever. And there's these two kids and
they're like long dark hair. There's like, I don't know, a
lot of like, black eyeshadow and makeup, all black clothing, kind
of like dripped out with like, skull chains, whatever, dude.
Just like kind of looking like this guy.
So anyways, right, Daniel doesn't like thing anything of
it. He's like, oh, that's like,
that's interesting. I guess.
Cuz here's the thing. Daniel doesn't really care how
you dress. Daniel doesn't really care how
you act as long as you're like decent other people.
He literally doesn't care if I don't know, man, like you can do
whatever you want. But anyways, Daniel's kind of
walking towards the back of the store when he sees one of the
two e-mail kids say look at him, go up to him and hold out their
hand. Kind of like Someone Like, You
know, the traffic guards, like, go out and hold up their hand to
say up. And then the e-mail kids like,
hey, bro, only emo kids back here.
You wouldn't get us anyways. And Daniel kind of looks at him
like, bro, I'm just trying to shop in the store.
So obviously Daniel's like, dude, like, I'm just going to go
back here real quick. I just want to see what they
have. I'm not going to like, spend too
much time here. You don't have to worry.
And the other e-mail kid steps up and he's like, dude, I don't
have to worry because you're not coming back here because you're
not one of us. We can tell that everyone
understands you, unlike us, because society.
Society doesn't get us like how we get each other.
And Daniels kind of just looking at these two kids like, bro,
bro, what's going on here, bro? Like, I don't really I don't
really understand. Like and Daniel says, all right,
man, like I'm sorry, society like does you so dirty or
whatever, dude. And Daniel was like, I'll just
be a quick second. And the other e-mail kid kind of
like snaps back at him. Like, don't you Step 1 foot
further? You're not you're not welcome
back here. You're not one of us.
You're. Not an emo kid.
I don't know if he literally said emo kid.
I don't know if they refer to themselves like that, but he's
like, you don't get us, man. Only people like us societal
rejects, the people that nobody understands and how deep it is
and how hard it is can be back here.
And you're definitely a normie bro.
I can just tell you Step 1 foot back here and you know I'm going
to send you back to it takes like a second to think if
something's like in town with my knuckle sandwich and and
Daniel's looking at him like bro, 2006 called and they want
their entire aesthetic back, but whatever, dude.
So Daniel's like I and then Daniel completely ignores what
he says and takes one step forward because he's trying to
go to the back of the store to see what they have.
He's probably not even going to buy anything.
He's definitely not going to linger back there with those
kids there. He doesn't want to hang out with
them. Dude, Trust me, Daniel does not
want to be there as much as they don't want him there.
He's just going to go in quick, but he's also not going to not
go to the back of the store because these two edge these
kind of like edgy edgelord kids are like due to sight.
He doesn't understand us. Leave us alone, bro.
Like Nah, dude, he's still going to go there.
And like honestly, like, I don't know if I would have done the
same because I'm very not confrontational, but I would
have been pretty annoyed. So sure enough, right, Daniel
takes one step to the back of the room.
And The thing is. Daniel didn't even take.
One step like aggressively towards the emo kid.
He literally took it past the emo kid.
He was taking a step in the direction section of like the
back of the store, not towards the emo kid.
And Daniel like doesn't even really understand what's
happening, but he just feels this like this this force on his
face and all of a sudden his entire face is stinging and his
head is like ringing a little bit and then all of a sudden,
right. He kind of comes to and realize
that the. Emo kid just.
Punched. Him in the face and.
Daniel looks at him. He's like, dude.
What? Did you like?
Did you? Just punch me bro.
And he's like, dude, I said only societal rejects aloud back
here. You just didn't heed my warning.
And so the guy like at the Zoomies, like the front of the
desk of zoomies is seeing what's going on, sees the kid punch
him. He's like, you guys got to get
out of here. Like I'm not having any of this
my store. And the, you know, the e-mail
kid is like, bro, this kid literally attacked me.
And this point, Daniel's like, dude, what?
Dude, I was just trying to go to the back of the store.
You say all this cringe stuff and then you punch me in the
face. And then when we're told to
leave, you said that I attacked you and the emo kids.
Like bro, look, he's lying. Look at the.
Way that he's so angry he's getting so angry because he's
lying dude and he's talking to the guy at the front desk he's
like don't kick me out and my friend kick this guy.
This guy's causing up a huge storm and the guy at the front
desk is like like I really don't care.
I need all of you guys out of the store immediately and you
know Dan Daniels other friends are at the other side of the
store and they're looking over like what is happening?
So Daniel looks up the guy at the front desk.
He's like all right man, like just so you know this guy
attacked me but like whatever, I'm not trying to make your job
harder. Look, I've worked retail before
I get it. I know it's hard.
I'll just step out of the store and the two emo kids were like
life is so unfair. Society strikes once again and
they like slowly lumber out of the store.
But dude, you might be thinking that the cringe is over here.
No, no, no, no, no, that's where you're mistaken.
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join the discord server. And anyways, right, Daniel and
his friend and the emo kid and the other the two emo kids all
walking out of the store and the emo kid is like, bro, bro, I was
like, now where am I going to go now?
Zoomies was the only place that accepted us and Daniels like,
dude, you should have thought of that before you punched me in
the face. And then all of a sudden, right,
you know, there's this small cop that's walking around kind of
just patrolling the area and one of the e-mail kids, it's like,
Mr. police Officer, Mr. Officer, whatever, We need you real
quick. And the police officer is like,
OK, like, he wasn't really doing anything.
But, you know, he's not trying to really do his job either.
So he's like, fine, what is it? He walks over an e-mail kid is
like, this kid literally punched me in the face.
I need you to kick him out of the mall.
And the officer is like, oh, in terms of the kid, he's like, all
right, is this true? And Daniel's like, dude, what?
No, this guy punched me in the face.
The officer's like, all right, well, if I only have conflicting
stories, I'm going to be forced to like, kick you guys both out
of the store and Daniel's, like, I didn't do anything.
I just went into the store and he just punched me for not being
emo. And the officer looks at
Daniel's like, all right, your story's sounding a little
suspicious. You're telling me that this kid
punched you because he you aren't like emo or something.
I don't think I can believe that man.
And Daniel at this point is like kind of like, he's like Daniel's
lost for words because this is like the craziest thing has ever
happened. However, shout out to Daniel's
friend because Daniel's friend is like, hey, I saw a security
camera in there. Like I'm pretty sure that
whatever altercation happened was caught on camera.
And as he said that, one of the like the emo kids, like their
faces both dropped and the officers like, oh, yeah, like, I
can actually, like, it's pretty easy for me to request that.
And if it's a certain type of camera, they can actually play
it back directly in the store. And they, you know, they walk
back into the store and the guy behind the cash register is
like, oh, you guys are back already.
And he looks at the officer. He's like, oh, boy, what did you
guys do now? And so anyways, the cat, the
officer goes into the store, goes up to the register and
asked the guy if he can see like the camera.
There was some kind of camera that was able to like it was you
could could play it back instantly or something.
Or it's very easy for the officer to check the cameras on
site. So anyways, he goes to the
footage, looks back at it is looking at the kids like kind of
like looking at the camera, then looking at the kids kind of to
make sure that he's like seeing who is who.
And he puts down the camera and he looks at Daniel and he's
like, all right, son, like you can go like you can do whatever
you want. And then he turns to the e-mail
kid and he's like, why did like, why?
He just says why? Like, why would you call me over
when it's very clear that like this, like you confronted this
kid and then you punched him square in the face.
He didn't even like return a punch to defend himself, which
if he did, I'd still have to kick him out of the mall.
But that would have been more understandable.
Like, why would you call attention, like, to this whole
situation? And you know, you're going to
get kicked out of the mall because I'm going to have to do
that. It's part of my job.
And the emo kid is just like society once again strikes it no
one understands me and the two e-mail kids are like society and
the. Police.
Officer looks at the e-mail kids and is like, guys, this is not
society doing you wrong. You literally punched some guy
in the face and then told a police officer that like or a
mall cop that he punched you and then would you get you caught,
caught on your lies and got caught like attacking someone.
You're you're you're you're shocked that you got kicked out.
Are you serious? And once again, the e-mail kid
is like society. You wouldn't get it.
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Anyways, back to the story. So we're going to call the first
subscriber who submitted the story Hank.
And anyways, this all happened when Hank was shopping at the
mall. So Hank used to always go to the
mall to shop with his friends. You know, it was just a fun
place to hang out. They didn't really have a lot of
other places that they could go in the town that they lived in.
So the mall was probably their best bet.
And sure enough, one of these days, one of Hank's friends
wanted to shop at this place called Hot Topic.
If you don't know Hot Topics, a place where they have a lot of
T-shirts and other kind of apparel that is very.
I don't know like. Fast fashioning brand centric,
like it's very much like you'll have a lot of different brands
or kind of like you'll find a lot of band T-shirts, a lot of
kind of like, okay, so a lot of different stuffs at Hot Topic,
But one kind of theme of clothing that you'll see at Hot
Topic is emo style clothing. If that makes sense to like
really black clothing, edgy clothing, stuff like that.
Just so you know, like I have nothing against it.
If you dress like that, I think it's a cool enough style.
I think you're fine If you, even if you identify as I go, I'm I'm
emo in the way I dress or act or whatever, I don't really care.
Live your life. However, as long as you don't
act, as long as you don't act like the kids in these videos,
especially this one, you're chill with me.
But anyways, Hank just was like, OK, man, like you want to go to
Hot Topic, That's fine. Hank hadn't really been in that
much, so he didn't really know what to expect.
So Hank was walking into the, you know, the hot topic, and he
was looking around and there's a whole host of people.
And Hank's friend was like, all right, man, like, I'm going to
go, like, I'm going to go to the back of the room.
I know what I want. I'm going to go in their
skateboard section. You can kind of just wander
around here. I'll be out when I'm done.
So Hank was totally fine with this.
And Hank kind of like was wandering around and he walked
over to one of the T-shirt aisles or one of the T-shirt
rack aisles. And that's when he accidentally
bumped into this kid. And this kid turns around and
just to paint the picture, this kid has super long black hair.
He's got like black mascara on, black lipstick.
He's got black painted nails. He's got a spiky collar.
He's got like a black band T-shirt.
He's got like long black jeans. And then there's like big black
stomper boots. I don't know if you know what I
know, like if you know what I mean.
But like those big kind of like those big rubber black boots
that are pretty popular right now.
And he turns around and he's like, dude.
What the heck bro? And Hank's just, like, my fault.
Like, I didn't mean to bump into you like that.
I was just looking around and wasn't paying attention.
And emo kids, like, dude, you're like, like, shut up, bro.
Hank's kind of just looking at him, like, like, I don't really
know what you mean. Like I didn't do anything.
Like, are you good? And the emo kids, like, bro,
like I don't need to. I don't need to hear that sass
from you, bro. Like, I really just don't need
to hear that. And Hank says once again, like,
dude, I, I don't know what you're saying.
Like, I'm sorry, I'll just go the other way.
And Hank kind of turns around to de escalate because he doesn't
feel like, you know, escalating anything.
It's just not a good idea to get into fights like that.
And that's when the emo kids like, like, yeah, you would run.
You're dressed like one of those jocks anyways.
Which, like, Hank kind of turned around because he didn't know
what that even means. First of all, I mean, isn't jock
a positive thing? Like, I get that there's a bit
of a negative connotation, like, oh, you're a dumb jock or
something, but I would have thought that jock would have
meant like, oh, you're an athlete, which isn't that a good
thing? Like, I'm kind of confused right
now. Is that not a good thing?
You know, and Hank, you know, kind of turns back.
He's like, dude, like what? Why?
Like, why are you like making a problem with me?
I don't have a problem with you. I don't like you're kind of the
one that's making this into something because Hank really
did believe like I'm not, I'm not the one doing anything.
It's like 100% this guy who's making it something, you know?
And, you know, the kids just like, well, you know, like
you're just looking like a dumb jock.
Isn't that right, guys? And he turns around and there's
two other emo kids and they look very similar to the main emo
kid, but they kind of just, you know, they're dressed slightly
different. But really, I mean it's funny
how like non I saw this on South Park but it's funny how like non
conformists all dress the same. I'm just like.
Well, I mean, you are conforming to something, but anyways,
right. So the other two kids, the other
emo kids are kind of there along too, laughing.
And you know, you know, the Hank is starting to like get upset by
this because he doesn't really care about like these random
kids, what they think. Except, you know, he's got three
kids standing there pointing at him, laughing in his face when
Hank didn't deserve it. Like Hank was, you know, Hank
was thinking like, look, if I deserve this, if I was being
like an absolute, like, you know, if I was being a jerk to
them or for some reason I actually did something, sure,
maybe I deserve this. But Hank's has think to himself,
like, dude, I don't deserve this.
I was literally just chilling here.
I actually bumped into this kid. Like I'm sorry about that.
Like my fault. Once again, my fault.
But that's when Hank turned the tables on the e-mail kid.
And The thing is right, the e-mail kid was wearing a band
T-shirt. And the thing about band
T-shirts is, you know, you don't, OK, you don't necessarily
need to know everything about some place that you Rep.
Like if you wear a T-shirt that's from Starbucks and
someone's like, OK, well, then name all the flavors of like
cappuccino you can get. It doesn't have to be like that.
But The thing is, a lot of people wear band T-shirts
because the band T-shirts look sick and they don't know any of
the songs from the band, which you know, I guess is fine.
But like at the end of the day, a lot of people will kind of
pretend to know it and not actually know it.
So, you know, Hank was like, well, screw it bro.
He's like all right, buddy. And he looks at the main emo kid
and the main emo kid looks at him back and he's like, all
right, Buddy, name ME3 songs from that band and he points to
the emo kids T-shirt. And I don't know, maybe it's
like Nirvana or something like one of those kind of like
T-shirts or whatever, which. And the emo kid looks at him and
he has this kind of look of shock, this look of Oh my God,
like you caught me. Kind of the look of like man got
caught in a trap right here type of look.
And the emo kids kind of like, how about you name ME3 songs
from this band, bro? And you turn and the emo kid
turns to look back at his emo kids friends as kind of like,
oh, what's their reaction to that sick burn?
And they kind of just look at him blankly.
The e-mail kid was kind of expecting he would turn around,
he'd look back to his friends and he'd be like, yeah, wasn't
that a crazy burn? I totally got them.
But his friends look back and I'm kind of just like, dude.
I don't. Know how to break it to you, but
you didn't get him. So the emo kid turns back
around. He's like, I don't need to tell.
Like I don't need to do. Anything you say bro, I'm not
going to. Conform to your standards.
And then the T2 emo kids were like, yeah, that's right on,
bro. You're so right.
And they, like, DAP him up. And Hank at this point is he's
just so done. He's just like, bro, because he
realizes, like, Hank's like, you know what?
I'm not going to fight with these kids.
These kids are obviously a lost cause.
This is not worth my time. So Hank gets up.
He turns around and he's kind of says like whatever man, like go
live your life. Hank turns around, starts to
walk away and that's when he feels a tug on his pants and he
turns around and he sees the emo kid failing to pull down his
pants. O basically the emo kid he
couldn't like, you know, wanted to like he couldn't let Hank
just leave by himself, like he couldn't let him just do that.
He so when Hank turned around and started to walk away, the
emo kid like went to jump and try and pull down his pants to
like pants him to embarrass him to like impress his emo kid
friends and be like, Oh my God, I totally owned him dude.
So this point like Hank is like dude, stop pulling down my pants
bro. And the emo kids like sorry I
just slipped and he's like. And his emo kid friends laugh
along as well at this point. Point Haney's getting really
annoying. He's like, sorry, bro, like I'm
not into you like that. He's like what?
He's like, yeah, you're trying to pull down my pants.
So you're not, you're telling me you're not trying to get a peek.
And the emo kids like, dude, it's not like that.
I was trying to pants you. And then and Hank's like, yeah,
you wanted to pants me so you could see where my bare bottom
did you really want to see my bare bottom that bad?
And at this point the the other two emo kids start laughing a
little bit and the emo the main emo kid turns around and he's
like stop. Laughing.
It's not funny. He turns back.
Right. He's like, dude, you don't know
what you just did. And the emo kid walks up to the
walks up to Hank with his chest puffed out.
He's like bro you literally don't know what you just did
you. Don't know who you're messing
with. Okay, I don't.
Know if he started to tear up or anything but.
At the exact same time. The mall cop that happened to be
like going around the mall to make sure that nothing is
happening looks into the hot topic and sees basically this
kid walk up to this other kid with his chest puffed out.
So the mall cop outside kind of slows down walking and looks
inside and sure enough, right, you know, Hank is like, hey,
look, I'm not looking for any trouble.
The emo kids like, yeah, that's what I thought.
You're freaking scared, bro. Don't tell me otherwise.
You're freaking scared. And at this point, Hank's like,
dude, I'm not scared. It's not like that.
I just like, I just don't want any trouble.
Like you're not worth my time. And he's like, I am, you're
worth your time. I'm worth all of your time plus
some because I'm worth more than you, dude.
You don't know who you're messing with at this point,
right? The emo kids was really kind of
just showing his true colors and being like, I mean, kids
insecure. That's fair enough.
He's trying to act all tough in front of his friends.
So once again, Hank's like, you know, he turns around and he's
like, all right, man. He's like, dude, I'm just not
doing this. Once again, have a good life.
Hank turns around. And as Hank's turning around,
the emo kid is like in his head, he's like, I can't let this
slide. So the emo kid literally raises
up his hand and swings on Hank real quick.
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So Hank, remember, he turns around and Hank's like, dude,
I'm not going to deal with you like that.
It's not worth my time. So Hank turns around and the emo
kid who's like, I can't I can't let Hank like one up me.
Like I can't let this random kid like kind of like alpha me in
front of my emo kid friends or whatever.
So Hank turns. So as Hank turns around, the emo
kid swings on him, takes his first.
The thing is though, the emo kids not like a trained, I don't
know, fighter or boxer or something.
So obviously the emo kid doesn't make contact with Hank.
Instead of making contact with Hank, the emo kid nearly misses
Hank and his like right hook goes right through a rack of
clothes. The emo kid was also the emo kid
was really putting his full force into this too because once
once the emo kid misses and whiffs on Hank, the emo kid
flies forward into the rack of clothes.
So he basically like pushes himself into a rack of clothes,
fails to swing on him. The mall cop however did see the
emo kid try and swing on Hank so he walks in there.
Hank turns around and he sees the emo kid on the floor in a
pile of clothes and he's just so confused on what happened.
And then the Hank turns around the other way to see a mall cop
standing in front of him. So Hanks really confused at this
moment he's like okay one second ago I turned away from the emo
kid and a second later the emo kid is sitting like face first
in a pile of clothes and a mall cop is standing above me.
Like this literally makes no sense.
And sure enough, you know, the mall cops like hey, hold up
everyone, I got to talk to you guys.
And the two emo kids, like from the back, like they they get
scared and they literally run off.
They disappear into the rest of the stories.
OK. You can't get back here.
But also the mall cop didn't really care that much because he
the two people that he really wanted to talk to, we're both
Hank and the emo kid who swung on him.
So the emo kid gets up. He's like kind of panting a
little bit. He's like, and the mall cops
like, hey, like, hey, I saw you swing on this kid.
I know you didn't make contact, but you did try and swing on
this kid is 100% like what's going on here?
The emo kids. Like dude, I was just defending
myself. And at this point, you know,
Hank's like that's not the case. Like this.
Like this kid and I were kind of talking back and forth.
He tried to pull down my pants. I made fun of him for doing
that. I turned around.
He tried to swing on me and at this point, right, you know, the
mall cop kind of witnessed the last, the last 60% of this
altercation. So he knows for a fact that he
saw the emo kid try and pull down the pants and then have an
argument. So the e-mail kid says, well,
after I pulled down his pants, this kid tried to swing on me
and I just defended myself. And The thing is right, that was
a mistake for the e-mail kid because the mall cop have been
watching the whole thing. So the mall cop knew for a fact
that that wasn't the case of what happened.
So he went. So the mall cop goes on to say,
like, dude, I know for a fact that's not what happened.
I saw you guys kind of like bickering in the store and I
wanted to make sure that we had no like nonsense going on.
Obviously some nonsense did go on.
And I, you know, I watched the whole thing.
I saw you pull down, try and pull down this kids pants.
He did not swing on you. I don't know what he said to you
that offended you or anything, but it's very clearly that, you
know, you're the aggressor here and like, you know, I can't have
that. So he's like, hey, I'm going to
need you to come with me and e-mail kids, like, right, Like,
hi, buddy, go ahead with him. And the emo kid is like looking
at Hank and kind of giving him this look of like, come on, bud.
Like, go, go ahead. He's asking for you.
When in truth that, you know, the mall cop is not asking for
Hank. The mall cop is asking for the
emo kid. So the mall cops, like, sorry,
man, you must be mistaken. I'm not asking for this guy over
here pointing to Hank. He's like, I'm asking for you.
And he points at the emo kid. And the emo kid is so absolutely
stunned by this revelation. And he's like, at this point,
the emo kid is practically speechless.
The emo kid is standing there is just like, you must have some
kind of, you must have some kind of mistake or something, Like
you can't be talking about me. That's.
Insane. Like there's.
There's no way. Like what?
What? What do you mean?
Hanks is looking at the emo kid with this bit of a smirk and the
the mall cop is kind of like come on bud, like we don't want
to have any trouble here. Make this nice and easy for all
of us and just come along with me.
And at this point the emo kit is looking at Hank and kind of just
giving him this look of like this isn't over buddy.
This isn't over. And Hank is kind of just like
wow, this a lot just went down the last five minutes cuz this
was like no longer than like 10 minutes of an altercation.
And as soon as the mall cop basically drags the e-mail kit
away, his. Friend.
Comes rushing up to him and he's like, dude, dude, like I just
checked out the thing I was getting and in his hand he had
this like skateboard thing or whatever.
He's like, dude, I just saw like a mall cop over here.
I saw some kid getting dragged out of the store.
Did you happen to see what happened?
And Hank just looks at his friend.
He's like, did I happen to see what happened?
He's like, buddy, I lived what happened?
OK, so we're going to call the subscriber for the next story.
Bobby, I got a little king the hill theme going on with these
names because I got Bobby and Hank.
If you know, you know, and you're cool.
Anyway, so Bobby was like hanging out at home one day and
one of his friends hits him up. And, you know, Bobby, you know,
doesn't see this friend this often because I happen to be
going to two different schools, even though they live relatively
in the same area. They're both in high school and
they're both seniors in high school.
So Bobby's friend, who we're going to call Ben, actually
happens to have a car at this point.
And you know, Bobby's friend Ben hits a Bobby one day and Bobby's
just chilling at home and he gets a text from Ben saying,
hey, do you want to like hang out today?
And Bobby is feeling kind of lazy.
So he's like, ah, maybe like, what?
What do you want to do? His friends like, dude, I want
to go to the skate park. And Bobby, in his head, he's
like, I don't. Know if I want to go like?
This is I don't know. I don't know, man.
I really don't know and Bobby should have stayed home that day
based on what was about to go down but he didn't cuz he wanted
to see his friend Ben and he was like wait what else am I gonna
do today? Watch Netflix?
I know for a fact by the end of the day, if I'm just sitting
here watching Netflix, I'm not gonna be a happy camper.
So sure enough, Bobby text him back.
He's like, yeah, man, I don't got a ride, but if you can pick
me up 100%. So sure enough, this friend, I
don't know, an hour later pulls up to Bobbye house and says,
hey, man, get in. And Bobby shows up to the
window. He's like, hey, what's up Ben,
haven't seen you in forever. Just so you know, I don't have a
skateboard, just so you're aware.
And Bens, like dude, I got 2 in the back.
Don't worry about that. I got you.
So sure enough, Ben hops into the car with Bobby and Bobby
hops into the car with Ben. They drive over to the skate
park, which is like 15 minutes away from where Bobby lives and
they get out. And you know, Bobby used to
skate a little bit back in the day with his friend.
It's been a while, so he's not going to do any tricks or
anything like that, but he's just getting along and the he's
just getting on the board. He's kind of riding around a
bit, just getting a little bit exercise.
And mostly he's out there just to hang out with Ben because he
hasn't seen Ben in a second. And they used to be really
tight. So sure enough, you know, Bobby
and Ben are just chilling at the skate park.
They're having a good time. They're kind of just living
their life. And that's when a group, a
group, a very specific looking group of of these e-mail kids,
they pop out of nowhere basically, and they just appear
at the end of the skate park. So this skate park is pretty
big. It's not like a massive 1.
It's not like a where you'd have a professional skater event or
something, but it's a pretty big skate park.
Like the city definitely puts them like a good amount of bread
into making this. So sure enough, they're looking
over and they see this group of kids.
And this group of kids has like a ringleader that's like
standing in front of the other two and he's kind of dressed
like the other. They're all dressed like kind of
like the other emo kids in the last story time.
So I'm not gonna go ahead and describe them.
They're dressed a little bit differently, but it's all kind
of the same, if you know what I mean.
So the sure enough, you know, the kids are just standing at
the end of the park and it's really awkward because like
Bobby goes over to Ben. He's like dude, like see those
kids and Ben's like, yeah, just been staring at them and Ben's
like dude, they just been looking at us for like the last
thing checks his watch. He's like, dude, they just been
looking at us for like the last like 2 minutes, bro.
That's really freaking weird. And, you know, Bobby's like,
yeah, man, like this is kind of weird.
I don't totally know, like, what's the deal with all this?
Like, do you know what's up with them?
And Ben's like, dude, I don't go to the skate park.
Like this is your skate park. And Bobby's like, yeah, I don't
really skate anymore. So I don't know, maybe this is
like a place they normally go to.
Either way, this is kind of weird.
Let's just stay on this side and hopefully they'll stay on their
side. And if they come over, you know,
hopefully they're cool. Spoiler, they're not cool.
Yeah, they're they're the farthest thing from cool.
But anyways, you know, Bobby and Bobby and Ben trying to ignore
these kids as these kids literally they The thing is,
these kids, they're not, they don't even have skates with they
don't even have like a skateboard with them.
And you don't need to have a skateboard to hang out at a
skate park. You know, a park is a park and
it's a cool place to just hang out some friends.
That's 100% true. However, I will say it is a
little weird to like show up in a group of kids or a group of
like a bunch of people stand there and watch other people
without saying anything to each other, without doing anything
like that. I will say that itself is pretty
weird. So sure enough, you know, Bobby
and Ben are just kind of standing there like, dude, this
is really freaking weird. What's going on?
And that's when they look over and sure enough, they see the
emo kids start to walk closer to them.
Like the emo kids were just standing there for a good solid,
I would say 10 minutes. And that's when the emo kids
start to walk over to Bobby and Ben.
And at this point, you know, Ben turns over.
He's like, dude, what is up with your neighborhood, bro?
Like, why do you always get the weirdos?
And Bobby's like, dude, it's not my fault I don't go here this
often. I don't know.
And that's when the group of emo kids shows up.
And there's like very clearly like this is going to sound
weird, but like an A1, like, OK, I'm not trying to use like weird
like alpha male terms or whatever.
Oh. Connor, Which one's the Sigma
male? Shut up if you do that, if you
say that in the comments section, ironically, dude,
actually shut up. But anyways, sure enough, you
know the the kind of like the alpha, the pack, whatever that
even means in emo pack words is like, hey.
You. Two I need.
A word with you. And Bobby and Ben kind of just
look at each other just like, Oh my God, like what's going on
here? This is kind of strange.
You know, Bobby Ben kind of like whispers over to Bobby, like,
dude, we are never going back to your park ever again.
Bobby kind of just gives him this look of like, dude, I can't
control this. So sure enough, the emo kid,
let's just call him alpha emo kid.
Now, I can't say that for much longer.
The the, the main emo kid, king of the pack or whatever, walks
up to them. He's like, bro, do you not?
Do you not know? And Bobby and Ben kind of look
at each other and you know, Bobby speaks up and says no, no,
like knows what? Like no what?
The emo kid laughs. Like you don't know.
Then this is our turf, dude. And Bobby and Ben kind of look
at each other and Ben speaks up like turf emo cuz like yeah,
man, you don't understand. This is our turf.
And Bobby just means like, what was that even mean?
And they're like you, dude, you don't want to mess with us.
And one of them like legitimately, legitimately pulls
out like a wand, not, not like a knife or something, not like
actually trying to be intimidating.
Like this isn't like, oh, they think they're like actually in a
gang or something. This is their turf.
They pull out a wand like a freaking Harry Potter magic
wand. And you know, the main emo kids
like bro, my boy over here knows magic.
You don't want to mess with him, dude.
And so Bobby and Ben kind of look at these kids.
And Ben speaks up. Ben's a little bit more brash.
Ben's a little bit more, I don't know, confident is maybe the
wrong word, but I'm gonna use that word then, Bob,
confrontational. That's right.
Ben's a bit more confrontational than Bobby is, so Bobby would've
been fine literally just going somewhere else.
It's not like there's not a lot of other, I mean, there's not a
lot of other places they could go, but it's not like Bobby's a
big skater in the 1st place. He just wanted to hang out with
Ben. And Ben literally goes up.
He's like, dude, what are you going to do with that little
magic wand? You're going to wave it around?
Put a spell on me. This is freaking Harry Potter,
dude. We don't care.
You guys don't have turf. That's ridiculous.
Like, look, we're not taking up the whole park.
This park's massive. You guys troll over there.
We'll do our thing over here. We like, there won't be any
trouble. The emo kids like, do there's
going to be trouble if you guys don't leave or at least pay
respects. And you know, Ben at this
point's like the freaky mean pay respects.
Like, what is that? Like, what do you even mean by
that? And at this point, Bobby's
starting to realize that Ben is kind of finding this amusing
more than concerning. Bobby's more concerned by this
just because they outnumber them like 4 to 2.
And these emo kids definitely like aren't hitting the gym
every day. But the same time, like 4 to 2,
it doesn't matter like how big you are, like you're not taking
them one-on-one. So like Bobby didn't want
anything like that. Even if it's that emo kids
smoke, he didn't want it in the first place.
So sure enough, Bobby kind of looks at Ben and kind of gives
them a look of like, hey, like, come on now.
And Ben is like, no, I'm going with this.
And Ben's like, all right, man, you know what?
Put a spell on us, bro? Like if you honestly like, you
know what, we're going to take the punishment.
Put a spell on us. And the main emo kid looks at
them is like, dude, you don't want our smoke like that.
You don't want us to like drop a spell on you like that, bro.
You don't know our power. You don't totally get it.
And Bobby is just looking at them.
And Bobby's like kind of like completely freaked out at this
point. Not that they're going to
actually put a spell on him and you know, I don't know, curse
him or something. Bobby's just so freaked out by
everything going on that he just doesn't want anything to do with
it. So Bobby is like, I don't know,
man, how about we just like we stay here and you go over there
and the emo kids like I'm not talking to you, little boy,
which like Bobby was like so taken aback by this that the and
Ben was like, you don't call my friend that.
Come on, If you're such a big guy, little boy.
And at this point, Ben says little boy back to them.
If you're not such a big guy, little boy, put a spell on us.
He points the guy in the back and there's like a little emo
kid in the back with like a little magic wand or something.
The main. E-mail kid says.
You know what gentlemen? Gentlemen, I don't want you guys
to be seriously hurt, so I'm going to give you one more
chance to to leave the premises or my friend will put a spell on
you and one you will be cursed so badly that you will not make
it out of this park alive. We.
Have magical powers that you simply don't understand and Ben
is looking at them and and Bobby is looking at them and the emo
kids are looking back. At this point, it's a class that
it's. It's one of those classic.
Texas stand offs, like who's going to shoot first?
But instead of shooting, it's either staying there or shooting
your magic spells through your wand or whatever.
And you know, Ben was like, all right, no, we're staying here.
Put a spell on us. Do it.
And the emo kid is like, fine, you've sealed your fate.
And all of them walk away. And at this point, you know,
Bobby and Ben look at each other.
Bobby's like, dude, those kids are weird.
Like, I have no idea what's going on.
Ben is like, really? Is your neighborhood spawning
out the most MPCS in the world? Dude, like, this is crazy.
And that, you know, Bobby and Ben, we're probably going to go
back and forth a little bit about how weird these kids were,
but they were unfortunately interrupted by chanting.
So they look over and they see the e-mail kids like holding
hands chanting like kind of like going in a circle, like kind of
like moving in a circle holding hands, chanting like demonic
tongues. At this point, Bobby's like,
bro, I'm kind of freaked out. And Ben's like, dude, this is a
comedy routine. Please, like chill out.
And this point they do like the chanting gets louder and louder
and it's kind of weird. Like it's really strange.
It's like, they definitely been rehearsing this.
And Bobby is going to. Bobby admits to me that for a
split second he was thinking like, dude, well, these kids
actually have magic powers. Spoiler, they don't.
They're just. Weird.
Right. And by the end of the chant, you
know, one of the kids comes over, the main one, grabs the
wand, starts swinging it around and starts walking over to them.
He's like like one last chance, boys, I'm giving you one last
chance to literally survive. This is I'm giving you one more
chance unless you want to, like if you want to leave here and
see your parents again. And Bobby was just in his head.
Like dude, this kids are legitly weird.
And Ben says, bring it on, dude, I wanna see the worst you have.
And Bobby was like, he admits he was a little bit concerned just
because, I don't know, just, like, the confidence these emo
kids had was kind of startling. And the main emo kids, like,
Fine, takes up his wand. He starts saying a bunch of
random gibberish and waving his wand in a circular motion,
pointing it at Bobby, Right. Or at Ben, not Bobby.
And Ben, you know, kind of looks at Bobby and gives him a wink.
And Bobby knows that. But you know, Ben's about to be
up to some mischief. And the kid is like, it does
like what is very clearly like the final motion.
And Ben literally like opens his eyes super wide, clutches his
heart and drops to the ground and doesn't move.
Bobby is like a little bit freaked out, but he also
remembers that Ben just like gave him a big wink.
And you hear all the emo kids, like some of them are in the
back. Like Oh my God, Oh my God, it
actually worked. The spell actually worked.
And the main emo kid has his look on his face like the most
scared look you've ever seen. The main emo kid was terrified
because for like a couple like for a good 30 seconds, the main
emo kid actually thought that he just killed this kid from his
like magic spell or whatever. So sure enough, you know the emo
kid like. Drops his wand, rushes up to Ben
and he's like, no, no, the spell, it was too powerful.
I should have held back. And Bobby's is looking at him
and the e-mail kids, the other ones are standing like talking
to each other and they're like frantically talking to each
other. They are really concerned about
this. They're like, dude, do we call
the cops? Do we bury the body?
Like what do we do? Like what if our parents find
out all this kind of nonsense, right?
And that's when you hear giggling.
It started as giggling, but then it just evolved into laughter.
And that's when Ben flips over and is this, you can see that
he's just been laughing. He couldn't hold it in any
longer. And he gets up.
He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God, he fell for it.
This is the funniest thing ever. He's like, guys, you're not
Wizards. You're just weird.
Go to look, go to that side of the park.
We're going to be here, and there's nothing you can do about
it. And that's when I think the emo
kids kind of realize that, you know, they weren't going to
scare them out of there, and they definitely were not going
to fight them out of there either.
So sure enough, the emo kids are.
They don't even say anything. These kids are they're kind of,
I guess they're kind of done with trying to scare like Bobby
and Ben out of there. So they pick up their stuff,
they get up and they leave. And Bobby and Ben, you know,
they go back to doing their whatever they were doing before.
But it really was just never the same after that.
Because like for the rest of the day, Bobby, like Ben would just
continuously make emo kid jokes and Bobby would laugh and make
them back. So in fact, the rest of the day
was better than ever before. And this happened a long time
ago. Like this happened like four or
five years ago and Bobby and Ben actually can't reunited a couple
about a year ago. And literally the only thing
they did during their when they reunited was retold this story
and made jokes about it the entire time.
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I was going to everyone. Today we have a story of one of
the cringiest emo kids of all time.
So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new.
We're calling today's subscriber who submitted the story, Brent.
So this all happened when Brent was at soccer camp.
And so Brent went to the soccer camp every single year.
And it just happened that this year he encountered the emo kid
at soccer camp. So anyways, this was just
another summer of Brent going to soccer camp.
His mom dropped him off and once again he was pretty excited to
go. Unfortunately, some of the
friends you made from the year before, they didn't show up this
time. So we kind of like was kind of
very proactive about finding people, you know, meeting new
people and trying to make some new friends.
So anyways, in the very beginning of soccer camp, they
had kind of a get to know other people type deal.
And all of a sudden, right, Brent sees this girl and she was
that kind of like the girls soccer camp.
So it was kind of split up like boys soccer camp and girls
soccer camp. However, it was all under the
same umbrella of like the soccer camp program.
So they would eat lunch together, do non soccer
activities, but like the morning soccer practices were kind of
split up by gender like that. And so anyways, right, right
away Brent saw this girl Emily, and he immediately kind of fell
in love with her. Not actually, but was like, OMG,
lol she's cute. I'm going to have to, I'm going
to try and hit non skin. He's like, I don't know, He's
like. He's gone.
To soccer camp, he's not trying to hit bro that's crazy.
But anyways, right, so she's going to be an important
character later on, but for the meantime, we don't need to think
about her because someone much more important comes into the
picture. So while Brent is thinking about
like, Oh my God, look at that girl over there.
I got to start talking to her. That's crazy.
He accidentally bumps into this guy and he look turns around.
This guy is like, I don't know, a little bit bigger than him, a
little bit heavier than him, just like kind of a bigger guy.
And he's got this like long black hair that's swooshed over.
He's like he's wearing like the standard soccer cleats, but
otherwise it's like this black band heavy metal T-shirt.
He's got like black painted nails.
He's got like a spiky wristband on or whatever.
He turns around, he's like, yo, what did you, what did you bump
into me bro? And Brent's like, oh, my fault.
Like didn't mean to do that. He's like, you think that I'm,
you don't think that I'm an alpha.
Is that what you think? Brent's like what he's like I'm
an alpha male. Just in case you weren't aware,
which I, I know that you subconsciously were because you
know, all betas instantly know when there's an alpha present
and Andrews or Brent's, sorry, Andrew was the guy from like 7
stories ago. Brent was like, what?
He's like, bro, do you not know what beta males and alpha males
are? Well, basically, beta males are
like, you and lame. And alpha males are strong,
powerful and dominant in the pack.
And with that, like, the emo kids does a big, like, swipe of
his big, long black hair. So like, his bangs would no
longer cover his eyes. It immediately fell back in
front of his face. He's like, yeah, just so you
know, kid, get out of my way. And the emo kid, like, shuffles
away. And this was Brent's first
interaction with the emo kid. So he's like, OK, that that's
cool, man. Like, OK, see you around, buddy.
Bye, bye. So anyways, let's let's Fast
forward a little bit. After soccer practice in the
morning, Brent was actually one of the better kids there.
He was pretty good at soccer. They had lunch and then the
afternoon they had activities such as like this, like, I don't
know, like tag capture of like all kind of like random camp
activities. And today was capture the flag.
And Brent happened to be on the same team as Emily.
So immediately he goes over there, he's like, hey, how's it
going? Like my name is Brent.
Emily's like, hey, like my name's Emily.
Nice to meet you. And Brent and Emily immediately
hit it off. They're having a good time.
They're talking with each other. They're enjoying each other's
company. You simply love to see it.
And like, from very far away, Brent catches the catches the
eye of the emo kid who's on the other team.
And is this staring him down? For some reason?
Brent doesn't really think much of it.
And then, like, you know, he goes back to talking to Emily.
So they're playing capture to flag right now.
And Brent, you know, runs over to the other side, gets the flag
right and it starts running back to his side.
If you don't know capture flag, there's like this little penny
on both sides or like a little piece of cloth or something.
And while you're on the opponent's side, if they tag
you, you're in, you're in jail. But what you're trying to do is
you're trying to run over there, grab their flag and run back to
your side without being tagged. However, there was a stipulation
that it had to be A tag. This isn't tackling.
You can't push someone. You can't like punch them or
anything. You all you have to tag them if
they're on your side. So, you know, Sam, Brent is
running over there. Sorry, I have a list of names in
front of me. And from other stories, Brent is
running over there. He grabs the enemy team's flag
and is running back to his side. And he's really close when he
just like immediately slams into the ground.
And that's when he realizes that there's a big guy on top of him.
And that's when he realizes that the emo kid tackled him.
So the emo kids like, nice try, buddy.
Next time try not to fight to the alpha males and then came
counselor comes over and says hey, hey, we said no tackling
you, you're on the sidelines points to the emo kid.
You know, he's disqualified or whatever has this did on the
sidelines. So alpha.
Man but anyways, right so the pennies returned, but also Brent
isn't in like jail. He goes back to the other side
and the emo kid has to sit out for the rest of capture the flag
and Brent continues to talk to Emily.
And the entire time the emo kid is just like looking over and
he's like all angrily staring at Brent.
So Brent is now he's official enemy.
Brent kind of just assumed that they were enemies because of
when he bumped into him and also when he got him disqualified,
which did Brent really get him disqualified or was because he's
an idiot and jumped on him. That's why he got disqualified.
Who knows, ma'am? But there was another reason why
the emo kid hated Brent. There was another reason that
Brent did not realize at the moment, but was very, very, very
potent. And it's going to be very, very
important for later on in the story.
I'm going to, I'm going to give you you guys a hint.
It starts with an E and ends with Emily.
Did you guys get it starts with an E and ends with Emily.
Emily. I'm just going to tell you.
Yeah. Is Emily the girl?
So emo kid likes her. ANYWAYS, so Brent and Emily talk
for the rest of that capture the flag game.
The entire time the emo kid is staring Brent down.
Brent just simply assumes, well, this kid hates me for that
reason only. But let me just say that the
next week of soccer camp was the craziest week that Brent has
ever had. So anyways, right, his mom picks
him up. He goes back home.
His mom's like, hey, how was the first day?
And Brent says, oh, I met this really weird kid who tackled me.
And she's like, oh, my God, are you OK?
He's like, yeah, actually, I barely any scrapes on me even.
But he seems to not like me. So I'll keep you updated on
that. So Brent is dropped off the next
day, and he walks over there. And that's when the emo kid, you
know, is just staring him down. And you know, Brent is kind of
walking over because there's a little bit of like a 5/10/15
minute period where the kids are just standing around talking
with each other, waiting for them all to be dropped off.
And then the kind of the soccer camp officials or camp
counselors would then split them up into groups, do soccer
drills, play games, whatever, standard kind of affair.
And he's just kind of waiting around.
And that's where the emo kid comes up to him and says, so
you're challenging my authority as the alpha man.
And Brent is kind of just like what he's like.
I'll say it again just in case you're a little beta ears
couldn't hear me. So you're challenging my
authority that I that I'm the alpha male of the pack.
If we were wolves, which we kind of are.
And Brent was like, what if we? Were wolves, as we kind of are,
as I said. I would be the alpha male alpha
wolf and you would be the beta wolf and I would be banging your
wife while you watch Little Cook beta wolf wolf.
And Brent is looking at this kid and this kid is like like, no
offense, but this kid is like the opposite of what a
stereotypical alpha male would look like, right?
One of those red pit alpha males.
It just looks the complete opposite of that.
But anyways, Brett's not going to get into like a, you know, a
he's not going to like he's not going to rebuttal this kid
because like, what is there to rebuttal everything, man?
Like this kid has no argument. But anyways, Brent's like OK,
and the emo kids like. Well, you.
Say, OK, but remember yesterday when you got me kicked out of
the game, which you obviously tipped off the ref and Brent's
like, bro, you tackled me. It's very clearly stated in the
rule books that you're not allowed to tackle anyone.
How is this on me? He's like, dude, it was so
clearly on you because the ref understood that I was the alpha
male and I was simply asserting my dominance, bro.
And, you know, Brent's just like, dude, the, the, the freak.
Are you talking about, dude? Like I, I, I paid him off with
what? The $5 allowance I get a week
with what? My, my, you smelly, stinky
socks. What, what do I have?
And he's like, I don't know, man.
I don't know. Maybe he took his daughter in a
day because his daughter's so ugly she'd never get a date.
And Brent's like, was, was that a diss?
Like, does he even have a daughter?
He's like 20, bro. What?
And then? Emailed kids like.
Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that I'm the F man.
You're the beta man. I will do.
You what if when you have one. And scene and the emo kid walks
away and Brandon at this point is like what why, why, why, why,
why is this my life? Anyway, so skip forward to the
the soccer practice. They're put into groups and the
emo kid was in Group B earlier. So they basically split them up
into Group A and Group B. So the Group A is the better
players and Group B is the crap. I'm just kidding.
The players who are newer to soccer and the emo kid
apparently was on the like was on the cusp of Group A.
It was on. It was at the very top of Group
B. And because his performance was
good enough, he was actually moved up to Group A.
So now Brent, instead of having a morning to himself to focus on
soccer, now how to deal with the emo kid being, you know, thrown
into the mix here. So ANYWAYS, they're doing some
drills with a soccer ball and they're kind of like kicking
them around cones. You have to kind of keep control
of the ball while you're running.
And the emo kid, like, they started, they said, OK, line up
into three groups. And the emo kid immediately ran
behind Brent and Brent kind of looks behind him.
He's like, what? An emo kid said nothing.
Brent, just letting you know that I'm the FML here.
And Brent's like, OK, fine, let's just do the drill.
So the ref blows the whistle. Brent starts kicking the ball
and moving with it. And the emo kid immediately runs
up behind him and trips him. He's like, oh, sorry.
And the ref's like, hey. And the emo kids like it was an
accident. I swear.
The ref's like, all right, be careful.
And Brent is starting to get really angry because like, you
know, if you got an injury in soccer, like especially if you
get like a foot injury, he could be out for the entire week.
I mean, this is like one of his favorite camps that he has every
single summer. He loves going to it as one of
his favorite things to do. And this emo kid for the second
time in the last 24 hours has, you know, caught like has gotten
really close to causing him a pretty big injury.
Like, I mean, he could have like, he jumped on him
yesterday. He ran behind him knocking him
over. What if he twisted an ankle?
What if he like, I don't know, fractured something in his leg?
Like, it's not that hard, especially when you got a big
old kid jumping on top of you every 5 minutes.
It's difficult. It's it's not that difficult,
man. So anyways, Brent, for the next
activity, waits to get into line before the emo kid does because
he doesn't want to be in the same line as the emo kid.
But it turns out that like, everyone else lines up and it's
literally just Brent and the emo kid waiting for each other to
move because the Brent wants to go where the emo kid doesn't go
and the emo kid wants to go where Brent goes.
And the refs are, or they're not the refs, but the soccer coaches
are like, come on, come on. Kind of like guys get into the
line and Brent's like, OK, And he sprints to the end of the
line. And then the emo kid sprints to
the back of that line and the coach is like emo kid says his
actual name. Can you go to another line like
that? Lines too long.
The emo kids like okay, moves over one line and when the coach
turns his head, the emo kid literally runs back into the
line with Brent again. So when the coach turns around,
he's like, but emo kit, I said, could you go to that line?
And he's like, fine, Emo kit eventually goes to that line,
actually does that. So for the rest of soccer
practice, the emo kid tried to like bump into Brent, tried to
make his life difficult, basically was just being a big
butt the entire time. But thankfully, right, I know
that nothing really happened. He didn't bump into Brent
successfully again. In fact, the emo kid, most of
the time when he tried to bump into Brent, Brent would do some
like very slick soccer move, kind of like break his ankles.
Not literally, but you know what I mean.
And the emo kid would like fall flat on his face because he kind
of like tried to run into Brent and then Brent sidestepped him
and completely swerved out of his way.
Anyways, though, things start to get a little bit more
interesting because throughout the next day, Brendan, Emily are
talking it up. It's very it's very like it's
kind of like the known thing for the camp that like those two
were kind of like the unofficial soccer camp couple.
I don't know if your camps had stuff like that, but this was
true for the soccer camp. And word was the like the two of
them they were. Kind of kissed soon.
Oh my God guys, isn't that like 12th base or something?
So sure enough, right? One of one of these days.
So like a day later, Emily and Brent are just sitting with each
other at lunch. They're kind of on like a quote
UN quote date or whatever. And that's when a girl comes
over and sits next to them and Emily, he's like, this is my
friend Robin and Robbins. Like, hey, guys, like I just
want to let you know, Emily, that the kid over there and
points the emo kid is planning to ask you out soon.
And Emily's like, dude, I don't know that kid.
I've never spoken to him in my life.
And Brent's like, Oh my God, I know exactly who that kid is.
Emily's like what? And Brent basically tells her
the story that I told you guys for the last 13 minutes and
she's like, Oh my God, he's the worst.
And Brent's like, well, that would explain why he really
hates me too, because like, not just that I embarrassed him, but
I've been hanging out with you the entire time and, you know,
he probably knows that. We've been talking a lot.
And Emily laughs a little bit. And this one, Robin says.
Dude, like I'm serious. This kid is gonna come over and
ask you out within like the next 24 hours.
He's gonna do it publicly. It's gonna be really
embarrassing. Everyone's told him not to do
it, but he's in his own world. You gotta you gotta let him down
nicely, though. And you know, Brent was like,
no, no, be no mercy, no mercy. Make him suffer.
And he's like Brent, I'm not going to make him suffer.
I don't know this kid. Brent's like, make him.
Suffer and he's like. OK, I'm going to be nice when he
comes over, I'm going to be firm, I'm going to be direct,
but I'm going to be nice about it.
I'm going to be cordial and life is going to go back to what it
was before. So sure enough, right?
Brent now realizes that the emo kid has a massive crush on
Emily. And Brent also starts to think
about it when Emily says no to him and when she starts really,
you know, hanging out with me more.
And when word gets around that we kiss, because we totally are,
This is in Brent's head, right? He's going to actually like,
ramp up the craziness even more than it already is.
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So anyways, flash forward to that night or not that night,
but that afternoon. Remember when this is the like
the mixed gender just fun, more camp activities.
They're playing dodgeball. And sure enough, you know, the
emo kid and Brent actually happened to be on the same team
this time. So like emo kid and Brent,
they're picking up the dodge balls, they're throwing them.
You know, they're trying to avoid being hit by the dodge
balls and the e-mail kid walks over and it's like Sup bro.
And Brent's like what emo kids like.
I just wanted to let you know that like I know that you and
Emily or you have been trying to flirt with Emily and it's been.
Filling. Horribly for my sources.
At least that's what my sources said.
And I just want to let you know that, you know, I let you have
your fun. I let you play like the little
beta little lamb you are. But I'm actually going to come
in and as the alpha male, assert my dominance and claim what is
mine. Emily shall be my girlfriend by
the end of tomorrow. Mark.
My words and I will watch as little tears roll down your face
because you're so sad. That I took your girl.
Oh, little Brent. I'm so sorry.
Brents like, dude, she's not going to.
I've talked to her. She's going to say no like I
like don't do it, I hate you, but I know for a fact that
you're going to get rejected in front of everyone.
Emo kids like nice try little boy.
I know for a fact that my testosterone is 10 trillion and
yours is 0. So based on that alone plus a
billion other factors such as my manliness, my alpha maleness, my
swag overall levels, and a billion more things just she
will obviously say yes to me. And even if you 2 are fake
dating, she'll break up with you immediately to say yes to me.
I just know some things that you don't know.
Brent, get over it. So the emo kid walks away and
Brent's like, well, you know, my conscience is clear because I
tried to warn the kid not to do it.
I tried to warn the kid, right? I'm not a bad guy.
I told him not to do it. I told him.
I said I even gave him the benefit of the doubt.
So I don't like you, but I want to help you here.
He didn't listen to me. It's not my fault.
Whatever happens tomorrow, next day rolls around at soccer
practice. The emo kid for the entire
morning is like, Brent, Brent better spend the last moments
with Emily as you can because she's about to be my girlfriend.
Oh, and Brent's like, dude, shut, shut up, dude.
He's like, Oh my God, am I getting to you, man?
Am I getting to you, man? Oh man, it was so easy to break
your thin week beta skin. Oh my God my words are hurting
you so much. I'm going to lick up your little
salty tears. They're.
So tasty and so good. And Prince like.
Shut up bro, you're going to get embarrassed.
I can't wait for the moment. She better go hard.
Anyways, flash forward to lunch the moment.
So anyways, Brent is sitting with Emily and Emily's like,
dude, the emo kid, I can't see him anywhere.
And Brent's like, dude, he's going to ask you out.
It's happening. Get over it.
It's going to happen any second. She's like he's going to do in
the next day, which means probably now, probably now in
front of everyone. And you know, Brent's like,
that's what he said he would do. And Brent was like, Oh my God,
don't turn around because Brent was looking in.
The emo kid was walking over and what was he walking over with?
He was walking over with a boom box.
You already know where this is going.
And Brent's like, you know what, brace yourself.
Try and have an out of body experience right now so you
don't have to deal with what's about to happen.
This is about to be bad, Emily, I'm so sorry.
And Emily's like, Oh my God, Oh my God.
And that's when you start to hear music.
It's the emo kids personal band. So it's like this heavy metal
rock band. So just imagine some like heavy
metal rock going in the background in the lyrics are.
Emily Union Emily, why? Why?
Why do you? Hang with losers like Brent.
Emily, please love me. Yeah, it's.
Just kind of like more stuff like that in the background and
the emo kid is like rocking out by himself with an air guitar
while this is all going on. It is the worst moment of
Brent's life because the second hand embarrassment is so strong.
He's basically getting first hand embarrassment from the
whole thing. Everyone has stopped eating and
turned around, including the Can't have.
They're just watching this kid bounce around with an air guitar
with his like super long black bangs flying around around the
place as this boom box plays one of the the crappiest songs
they've ever heard. The terribly mixed the worst
lyrics basically saying the Brent sucks and that she should
be in love with him. And he's bouncing around.
And then after five whole excruciating minutes and
everyone at this point is laughing and trying to hold
themselves together. After five whole long
excruciating minutes of the worst music ever and some like
really bad air guitar and bouncing around, the song stops.
And the emo kid says, Emily, it is clear who you shall choose.
What is your verdict? And Emily's like, I'm sorry, I
don't know you. I'm not going out with you emo
kids. Like, that's hilarious.
What's your actual verdict? I mean, Emily's like, dude, I
don't know you. He's like, dude, that's
hilarious. What's your actual verdict?
And Brent's like, all right, man, that's enough.
Let's let's concede while we're behind.
The emo kid looks at Brent and says, this isn't over, man.
And he walks away with his boom box and Brent's like, why did he
say that to me? I, I didn't, didn't, I didn't
dump them. And Emily's like, dude, that was
worse than I could have ever imagined.
And right. So Robin, the friend who wore
them, came over again and said, look, I should have warned you
about that. I didn't, I didn't think it was
real. I didn't even think that that
was actually going to happen. I was told earlier this morning
and I laughed. I'm so sorry.
I should take take anything that you hear about this kid
seriously from this point on because Oh my God.
And Emily's like, wait, Oh no, we still have an activity
tonight, like for the like this afternoon.
And Brent's like, Oh my God, he said this isn't over.
And sure enough, it was far from over.
So they get to the activity that afternoon.
So it was probably the worst possible activity that it could
have been because it was small groups of charades.
They kind of ran out. They they had something else
planned, but since it started to rain, they had to go inside.
So they're like, all right, we're going to break you off
into small groups of three and we're going to have you play
charades with each other. And at this point, like they're
like, OK, what are the odds? Brent's like, what are the odds
that I'm put with? And the person says Brent Emily
and emo kid and Brent's like. You got to.
Be joking, man, You got you got to be joking apparently, right?
Robin tells him this like later on, like once the camp is over,
apparently they e-mail because she was talking with one of the
camp counselors about everything that went down.
The camp counselor said that like once like it started to
rain, the emo kid went up to them and asked what they were
doing. Camp counselor said, oh, we're
doing groups, small groups of charades.
And an emo kid requested that his two best friends and him
were put together in a group. So it wasn't just random.
It was the emo kid, but Brent didn't know that at the time.
So Brent looks at Emily and Emily looks at Brent, and
they're both both, but they're both basically just like.
Oh. Boy and they then they both look
at the emo kid who has a massive smile on his face.
So all three of them go away to a corner and the emo kids like
Emily, I might have came on too strong.
And she's like, well, that's an understatement.
But he's like, I will show you the truth, Brent.
I. Challenge you to an.
Alpha Battle. Princess, like what's an alpha
battle? You're such a beta for not
knowing what an alpha battle is. Beta, he's like an alpha battle
will be proof that I am alpha and you are a weak beta.
And then Emily will choose me and Emily's like I'm not and
he's like. Wait, your your heart will tell
you otherwise. After the Alpha battle.
Emily's. Like, OK, I'm still not going
to. She's like God.
Stop. Silence, woman.
And Brent was like, whoa, chill out, dude.
He's like. You silence too.
We're having an alpha battle right now.
So right, this is kind of looks like they're doing really weird
charades from afar. But the emo kid is like, all
right, let's form our best wolf poses.
Brent's like what? He said form your best wolf
poses now. And emo it burns like alright,
alright ohh emo kids like that is the worst wolf pose I've ever
seen. You were definitely not part
wolf like I am. And the emo kid this is really
weird pose. He's like ohh.
My. God.
I'm wolfing so hard right now. This is the most emo thing, I
mean the most the most alpha thing I've ever done.
Oh my God at this. Point Emily is like guys, you
are both embarrassing yourselves emo kid.
It's like, no. You will see.
That I'm the most alpha. I swear, kids like, all right,
let's do it. Wrestle me.
And you know, Brent's like what emo kid jumps on top of him,
just tackles him to the ground. He's like 20 lbs heavier, right?
And a little bit taller. And Brent was completely taken
off guard. He's like, bro, stop, what are
you doing? And emo kids like I'm out elfing
you. That's one of the came counselor
comes over and says, all right, guys, break it up, break it up.
Tears of the two of them apart. He's like, all right, so we're
only doing this for 20 more minutes, but it looks like looks
like you 2 can't keep, you know, can't keep off of each other.
So I'm going to be joining your group.
Imagine how awkward this is. It is Emily and Brent to the
e-mail kid and a random camp counselor.
So they do normal charades, right?
And the entire time the e-mail kid is like sneaking in punches
to Brent's arm. He's like.
Ow and when the camp. Counselor looks up, the emo kid
puts his arms behind his back and the emo kids like this isn't
over man. And then the emo kid walks over
to Emily. He's like.
Emily. Emily's.
Like what? Do you think I'm more alpha?
Shut up, kid. Emo kids like no.
OK. Well, OK, I'll just be direct.
Do you want? To go out with me, no.
And the camp counselor was like, guys, silence while I'm doing
charades and Emily's like. Dude, I don't want to go out
with you. How many?
Times do I need to tell you this?
Emo kids like but I'm definitely more alpha.
She's like. That's not a real thing.
So the next day rolls around, it's Thursday, and that
afternoon there's no real activity.
It's just known as like the soccer dance or whatever.
And during the soccer dance, there's one coveted slow song
where anyone who has feelings for each other might ask for
like a slow song or something. And sure enough, let's just jump
to the dance because the emo kid is like being a director Brent
all day. But that's not anything new.
And sure enough, it is the dance and they're putting on normal
songs and Emily and Robin and Brent are all together like
dude. And Robin's like dude, the emo
kid is definitely going to try and get that slow song with you.
Like Brent, you got to swoop in right away.
Because at this point Brent and Emily were like unofficially a
thing. They're only at camp for a week
so they're not going to make like a a long term relationship.
Let's have kids, baby, OK? OK, you know what I mean?
But sure enough, you know, the slow song comes on and Brent's
like, Oh my God. And Emily's like, quickly.
And you can see the emo kid sprinting from the other side of
the room. So Emily and Brent quickly,
like, get together in the slow song, kind of like whatever.
And Emily's standing there and she feels Brent being ripped off
of him. And the emo kid grabs Brent,
rips him off Emily and tackles him on the ground.
And this is where the camp counselors are like, OK, foul
play, foul play. They go in, they grab the emo
kid and they like run a like they, they take them off.
They're like, all right, buddy, this is like your third strike
and you are out. So they call up the parents of
the emo kid. They say your kid, your son
can't come tomorrow. He's like fighting this one kid
again and again and he won't stop.
And so sure enough, the emo kid was picked up, taken away and
Branch and Emily finished off with a slow song together.
The next day rolls around. It is Friday is only 1/2 day
where basically the parents come and watch a little like soccer
presentation that all the kids have done.
And by the end of it, right, you know, most people are packing
up, Brent and Emily are gone. And you remember the friend
Robin from the beginning, one of the camp counselors and Robin
were like friends or whatever, or like friendly and the camp
counselor counselors, like do you happen to know about that
like emo looking kid? Like do you happen to know what
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James So anyways, there's a there was a kid in James's class
who we're going to call the emo kid.
He kept to himself. He wore crazy makeup in the dark
clothing and whatever, and honestly doesn't really matter
what you wear. But he was also extremely
melodramatic. Like he would come and he'd be
like. Society doesn't understand me.
No one gets me. I'll never fit in, man.
He he, he was. Kind of like one of those kids
that kind of just like would say this stuff and then would be
like, why do I not have friends? I'm just a melodramatic freak
all the time, which I mean, I was pretty weird in middle
school. So like, I can't really speak.
But then again, hey, man. Anyways, so there's also a girl
in the I don't know, I'll just call her like, we'll just call
her Kate, right? It's name of my friend back
home. So anyways, James and the emo
kid unfortunately decided had to cross cross paths because they
both had a thing for this girl and this Friday, right?
So this story all starts like this weekend or not this
weekend, we'll say starts on Monday and this Friday, remember
not actually this Friday. I mean this Friday in the story
was going to be the school dance.
And the whole thing was like whoever got the slow dance with
this girl was basically going to like if you.
So the thing of James's school is if you slow danced with a
girl, you were basically dating her at this point.
You guys were practically in love at that point.
So it was a pretty big deal who was going to get the slow dance
and it was the emo kid versus James.
And this became very public knowledge.
Like the emo kid was telling everyone that he was going to
100% get the slow dance and people kind of knew James
because James is more popular. He wasn't like, I don't know,
some like really annoying popular person.
He was just like a cool guy that everyone liked.
I mean, at least according to James who submitted this story.
So who really knows, but we'll go with it right.
So everyone kind of knew that both the emo kid and James were
both fighting for this girl. Kate and Kate made it pretty
clear that you know she was not going to say yes to the emo kid.
Like sorry, unlucky life just works out like that.
But she was considering saying yes to James.
She was kind of just keeping the truth was that she was going to
say yes to James if he asked. However, she just wanted to keep
them kind of like. On his toes and questioning or
whatever, right? So yeah, throughout that whole
week, the emo kid and James, they didn't really like, they
weren't like in a fight with each other, but they it was kind
of like they were kind of like rivals in a sense, even though
they never had any direct confrontation.
And let's just skip ahead to that Friday.
It was the day of the school dance.
It was emo kid versus James. So anyways, at this point, you
know, the emo kid is like, you know, he's kind of like he's
standing in the corner at the dance, right?
Look, I was pretty awkward in in high school and middle school
when it came to those big dances.
But to be fair, everyone else was as well.
But the emo kid was kind of taking it to a whole different
level. He literally was like slouched
in the corner of the room. His like long black hair kind of
like down almost like, you know that scene from the ring with
that like the girl who comes out the TV.
He was kind of looking like that chick for a second.
So he was definitely not and helping himself out in this
situation. And at this point, James and his
boys were kind of standing like together, whatever they were
dancing to. I don't know.
I don't freaking know what they play at high school dances.
Maybe some whip Nae nae by Silento.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know, man.
It's a middle school dance, bro. I don't know how this works.
But anyways, you're kind of waiting for this slow song to
come on. Maybe some, I don't know, some
like song by Adele or something like that, like the one like
dude, I always try and like say lines from songs during these
stories and I just blank every single time.
But anyways, yeah, so they're all kind of waiting around
there. And it was eventually the slow
dance song came on And remember, you might be thinking, oh man,
who cares? It's just like a slow song.
No, no, no. What you have to understand is
the slow song meant everything to these kids.
Like the slow song. Basically, if you had a slow
song with some girl, because remember, they were in middle
school, there's this was like 7th, 8th grade.
So the probably the farthest you ever went with girl was like
slow dancing or maybe holding her hand if you were like crazy
because you know, if you hold a, if you hold a girl's hand for
too long, there was a chance you get her pregnant.
So definitely not misinformation from the Connor Pugs channel.
But anyways, slow dance was a really big deal.
And all of a sudden the song comes on and the thing was
right. The the emo kid was too busy
kind of like sulking about society in the corner of the
room to react quick enough. So James was like, I bro, like
that guy's playing himself, I'm going to go in.
So James very quickly goes in and boom, he gets there, goes
up. He's like, hey, like, hey, like,
can I have this dance? And she very happily says yes
because she said like, oh, I don't know if I'll say yes.
She knew she was bluffing the whole time.
And James kind of felt pretty confident about it.
And even though she said, I don't know, he was pretty
confident because her friends were like, yeah, dude, she's
totally bluffing. Like, I hate to expose my friend
like that, but she definitely is the thing for you.
You're you're chilling. You're in the green.
So anyways, James goes in. He feels pretty good about the
whole thing, but let me just say that the emo kid eventually
looks up and then he sees this and the emo kid is not having
it. He does.
Something pretty insane. So strap in and definitely
prepare for the cringe. If you have your cringe
seatbelts unbuckled, I'm actually going to fine you for
your own safety. So yeah, go ahead and a buckle
that cringe seat belt. Because there was like a DJ
station and there was like a guy who was like DJ ING quote UN
quote. And there was like a microphone.
So like you can select the DJ could say like, hey, like 20
minutes till the dance is done or get ready for this hype song
or whatever. And other than that, he just, he
was really just a Spotify playlist.
He just like, he just edited the Spotify playlist, right?
However, the DJ let the Spotify playlist run on autoplay or
whatever went to the bathroom. So the emo kid ran up to the he
ran up to like the spot or whatever.
He grabs the microphone, he stops the music.
First of all, he goes up to the Spotify, clicks pause on the
music and screams into the microphone.
Wait. And.
Everybody turns around. Everybody turns around and they
look at this kid and they're all kind of like looking at this emo
kid who's standing at the front of the room with like the, the
microphone. He picks it up.
He's like Kate. No so at this.
Point everyone's kind of looking at this kid like Oh my God,
because they all knew that like he wanted to have the dance with
Kate, but like James obviously got it.
So they were like, ah, that's tough man.
Like life sometimes doesn't work out the way you want it to Like
that's this unfortunate how that goes.
However, you know, he goes up there and he's like he goes in
the microphone like he says wait and everyone turns around.
The music is off. He's like.
Kate. May I have this dance and
everyone's so confused because first of all he turned off the
slow song in the middle of the song and also.
She was already dancing with someone and.
Instead of just going up to her, he makes a massive scene in
front of everyone, grabbing the microphone and screaming into it
saying like will you have this dance?
And The thing is right, it's caused enough commotion that the
guy like the DJ that was hired ran back because I think he was
supposed to be there the whole time, but he needed to like RIP
a piss or something. So he needed to go and he runs
back back over. He's like give that back to me.
He like snatches it out of the emo kids hand.
He's like sorry for the sorry for the interruption guys.
Turns the music back on like starts like not cursing out this
kid. He's a middle schooler, but
being like, dude, what do you think you're doing?
You can't just come up here and take this stuff like.
It's. Like if you do this again, I'm
going to tell your teachers and you'll be in big trouble.
Or I mean, I don't know how much trouble a a hired DJ can get you
in, but. You know, the emo kid returns to
his corner and literally just sits down.
This slumps into the corner of the room, which James felt kind
of bad. He felt a little bit bad because
like, James has definitely been in that position.
I say that very kind of liberally because James has not
actually been in a position where he grabs the microphone at
the school dance, stops the music, and asks the girl out
unsuccessfully. He hasn't specifically been
there, but he's definitely been in a situation where it just
hasn't gone his way. So he feels bad, man, you know,
feels bad, man. You hate to see it.
But. Yeah, anyways, James like
continued on with the slow. I mean, he's.
Not going to stop his. Life because this kid has an
unlucky moment like that's tough.
So yeah, you know, I will say there was kind of an awkward
moment because Wall like James is like slow dancing with Kate.
He kind of like turns around, like they kind of like turn
around. So James is facing the emo kid
and he just looks up and the emo kid is staring at him with like
the creepiest, most stalkerish, most scariest stare he's ever
seen because the emo kid is slumped over like the girl from
the ring, right? It's just like staring right at
him. He's like long black hair, like
covering most of his face besides his eyes.
And he's like slumped over to like, kind of like crouching
over like an old guy with a cane or something, but without a
cane. And James is like, hey, do you
mind if we turn like 45° this way or 90° this way?
Thank you. That's much better.
So he doesn't have to see him anymore.
We're actually. Let's do a.
Whole 180, I mean, he didn't ask for 180 because he didn't want
like Kate to be making eye contact with him either.
But yeah, so that was a bit of a tough situation.
However, you might be thinking, well, I mean, at this point,
reasonably, the e-mail kid must have realized that this just
wasn't his day. And he must have just like given
up, which he's already, I mean, he's already embarrassed
himself. Like he probably gave up after
this point. And while that would be pretty
fair for you to believe, that was unfortunately not that.
That was just not what happened because the emo kid would
continue. Let me just say that the emo kid
thought that if he had a sword fight with James that he would
be able to win the honor of his lady.
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Anyways, let's go back to the story because the e-mail kid is
not done. In fact, he is far from being
done. So what happened after the
school dance? Like over the weekend, James
actually met up with Kate. They went to like, go get dinner
together. And that's when they officially
started dating, whatever that means in 8th grade.
Which means, Oh my God, they're going to sit together at lunch.
Oh my God, dude, that's crazy, right?
But anyways, so James officially starts dating this girl.
Word gets around really quickly and eventually the emo kid.
I'm pretty sure at this point the emo kid would have known,
but by his next actions it's not super clear.
So that Monday is the first kind of like lunch day that Kate and
what's his name, James are going to be having their first real at
school lunch date, which is a pretty big deal for the 8th
graders there. Obviously it's not that big of a
deal in general, but hey, man, let them have their fun.
And so, yeah, he sits down like he finds Kate.
They sit down and they're at a table by themselves and like,
people are looking over and talking and be like, oh,
someone's dating, whatever, right?
And however, James, you know, Kate is facing away from the
door, but James is facing the door.
And James sees the door open up and he sees the e-mail kid walk
in. And James is like, this is tough
because James feels bad. He legitimately feels bad
because I mean, if the roles were reversed, he would feel
bad. Like seeing the girl that he
really liked a week ago sitting with the guy who was low key his
like enemy rival on a date like that would be tough to see and
James started to feel a little bit worried when the e-mail kid
starts to approach him. Right, starts to approach him
and. Yeah, so the e-mail kid.
Walks up to their table and at this point Kate also realizes
that someone's walking up, so she turns around.
The e-mail kid walks up and doesn't look at James.
He's not paying any attention to James.
He's actually acting as if James doesn't even exist at this
point. The e-mail kid turns to the
girl, Kate. I forgot her name for a second,
so it's Kate. I've been wanting to ask this
for a while but. Since we've become so close in
the last couple weeks, which they have never spoken before,
but that is beyond the point at this point.
That is beyond the point. He's like I was wondering if you
would like to go on a date with me if you would like to start
dating. And.
James like, Oh no, he doesn't know.
How does he not know? Because James is like, everybody
knows. Everybody told everybody, but I
guess everybody didn't tell the emo kid.
Of course they didn't. And Kate at this point is like,
oh, well, I'm very flattered. And emo kids like, well, if
you're flattered, then you should say yes, correct.
And this point she's like, Oh, well, you see, it's actually not
great timing because. I'm.
Actually currently in a relationship and emo kids like
what? How?
With who? And James is like, Oh my God,
this is. This is.
So awkward. He doesn't know.
So James has kind of assumed that the e-mail kid didn't think
anything of the fact that James got like the dance with her,
which in all reality he was. The emo kid was kind of the one
who had the most common sense in that situation.
Because just because someone dances with a girl once doesn't
mean anything, right? But at this height, at this
middle school, if you got the slow dance, you are basically
in, you are locked in at this point, is what I'm trying to
say. So Kate has to go on to
awkwardly explain to the emo kid that, well, the guy that she's
sitting at right now on the lunch date with happens to be
the guy that she's dating. And the emo kid turns to James,
looks at him, looks him down and up.
Like there's like the elevator look when he looks at like the
top of his head, looks all the way down and looks all the way
up. Turns back to Kate.
Is like, really? Dude, you decided.
To date this guy when you could have dated me.
He's like, and he just like he just kind of like storms out of
there and James looks at Kate and he's like, dude, how did
that kid not know that we're dating this point?
Like, I swear to God, all your friends told everybody, like,
and Kate's like, dude, my friends didn't tell everyone.
And James, like, if you ask anyone at the school besides the
emo kit, apparently they will know.
And Kate's like, yeah, OK, My friends do talk a lot and
they're like, well, that was pretty awkward.
Hopefully nothing else happens again.
You might be thinking at this point, Conner.
The. Emo kid must stop.
There is no way he continues on. There's not a chance that he
continues right well. Well, well, well.
I got some news for you guys. He does.
Continue and it's. Bad.
Because you might be thinking that Oh well, the emo kid
stormed off and he was done. No, about 20 minutes later, when
there's only like 10 minutes left to lunch, James sees the
doors open up again and he's like, you got to be kidding me
dude. Because the emo kid walks
through. But this time he is like
stomping towards James super angrily.
He runs up to the table, practically looks at James,
looks him in the eye and says it's not over between us, it is.
Far. From over between US and it's
like. Taking his little finger and
like pointing at James and James like OK, nice.
Like I, I, I, like, we do not care.
Like I, I, I, I don't know what. Else to say at this point.
Like OK, cool, nice. Like OK, what do you what do you
want me to say? And the e-mail kid after that is
like. You better watch yourself, it's
about to get bad. He like storms.
Out of there. And, you know, at this point
James is like, OK, well, I guess that answers my question.
So the next day at lunch is where things get really, really,
really crazy. So he's sitting there with, with
Kate on his second date. James is enjoying himself, he's
having a good time with Kate. They're enjoying each other's
presence. They're they're doing well.
I mean, they're, they're kind of clicking.
So things might continue on, right?
And that's when the emo kid walks in and he's carrying like
2 sticks, like 2 pretty good sized sticks that he probably
found in the backyard of the school.
So in the backyard of the school, there's like a mini
forest, nothing too crazy, but there's like a pretty big forest
back there. And the emo kid must have gone
back there and like found two decent sized sticks.
He walks into the cafeteria with one stick in one hand and one
stick in the other. And James is just looking at him
and he's like, he kind of says, like to Kate, he's like, OK, we
got trouble. Kate turns around, looks at it,
and it's just like, turns back around.
Is like, what? And James is like, yeah, I have
no idea what's happening, but I guess we're about to see.
So the e-mail kid walks up to the table, like, kind of like,
waddles his way up and he's like, you.
And he like, hands the stick to James and James like, like, I
need a little explanation. What do you want me to do with
this? Like it's not super clear the
e-mail. Kids like you and I.
Will have a sword battle and whoever wins the sword battle
will have the I will it. Will will win the honor of your
lady and Will. At this point, like Kate's like
what? And James, like, dude, what are
you saying? He's like fight me, fight me to
the death. The winner.
Gets your girl and. James is like no.
And emo kids like, oh, so you're scared of me then you know that
you're going to lose and that's why you don't want to do it.
And James is like, well, I'm not convinced I'm going to lose.
I mean, I'm not an expert at random stick fighting or
whatever, but at the same time, why would I want to even engage?
Like why would I even want to do it?
And emo kids like, well, I mean, I, I mean, for the sake of your
honor, bro, like, do you really want to be known as the guy who
chickened out because he's a chicken?
And James is like, well, I mean, I don't really care, but I also
don't want to be known as the guy who went on who during the
like the dance last Friday, grabbed the D JS microphone and
like stop the music to like ask out a girl who was very clearly
in the middle of dancing with someone else and then coming to
school the next day, super angry with a bunch of sticks and try
and like fight some guy to get the girl that already obviously
said no to him twice. At this point, the e-mail kids
like. So you're what you're?
Saying is that you're too scared to fight me.
And because you know you'll lose, James is like, dude, we're
going in circles right now. I'm not fighting you.
I'm not having a sword fight to the death.
Like, OK, I'm just not doing that in this point.
The emo kids like, fine, well, you're about to see me in my
final form where I am the most powerful.
And James is like, OK, like word.
And then the emo kid reaches up to James and rips out like a
strand of his hair. And James is like, dude, like
that hurt. Like why would you do that?
And the emo kids like I need that for my wizardly.
Spells and he like. Laughs really awkwardly and
like, shuffles out of there and James turns to Kate.
He's like, dude, like what life choice did I make to get myself
to this position? Like what did, what did I do
wrong? Like what choices did I make
that got me here? And Kate's like, I don't know,
like this is kind of tough. He's like, yes, why me?
Like why, why? Like he just, you just came up
to me with a bunch of sticks and says I want to fight you.
Right. And then?
All of a sudden, you know he just like, pulls a piece of
hair. Like what?
Huh. Bro I.
I, I, I, I I just don't know. I just don't know.
What to do at this point? And Kate's like, yeah, I, I
don't know. But like, I think eventually
he'll just get bored of whatever he's doing and give up.
So anyways, next day it is lunch, lunch once again.
And James comes in and he finds Kate.
And he's almost like they sit down and he's almost like he,
he's really stiff. He's like, not talking that
much. And Kate's like, are you good?
Like, is everything OK? And James, like, dude, it's not
you. It's just the I just don't know
that kids going to do today. Like I'm not trying to lose any
more hair like that. That really hurt last night.
Like I was starting to bleed from my skull where he pulled
me. Like that was ridiculous.
And you know, OK, it's like, yeah, that kids pretty weird.
Like, sorry, you have to go through with that and speak of
the devil, dude. Because at that point, the emo
kid walks in and this point he has a backpack on and he has a,
he has a smaller stick and. He has.
He has a. Stick in his hand, a smaller one
and a like a like a spirit Halloween wizard hat on.
And James? Is like, you got to be kidding
me, bro. Like he was you got to be
kidding me. And at this point Kate's like
what? She turns around and she's like,
Oh my God. And the e-mail kid walks up and
she's and he's like. Like this is where you made your
mistake, James. This is where you made your last
mistake. And he walks out and he sits
next to and he like, stands up next to them.
He reaches into his backpack or whatever.
He takes out a piece of chalk. He takes out the like a a
plastic bag that has a hair in it, presumably what's it James's
hair. And he also has like a candle
set and a lighter. And he sits down on there to he
like sits down next to them. And so they had concrete floors
in the in the in the lunchroom. So next to them he draws like a
pentagram, puts a bunch of like candles around.
Like the pentagram takes James's hair, puts it in the middle,
lights all the candles. At this point, like this is
taking like 2 minutes to do. Kate and James are just sitting
there. They're looking at him
completely aghast. Like, what is like, just like,
what is this kid? What is this kid on?
Like whatever he's on, dude. Like maybe get me some of that.
Oh my God. No.
But they were just like, I mean, what are you supposed to do?
What are you supposed to say? So eventually the emo kid has
his whole, I don't know, his magic setup is all done or
whatever you want to call it, and he lights starts lighting
all the candles. He's like, James, this is your
last chance. Give me your girlfriend and I
won't put a spell on you. And James, like, dude, what do
you mean give me my girlfriend? Like it's a, it's like a mutual
choice to be like girlfriend and boyfriend like.
You're. Acting as if this is like the
the 1600s or something and like and like the wife is the
property of the husband bro. Like what are you talking about?
And you know, he's like one more chance, bro, I'm about to put a
crazy spell on you if you don't give me your girlfriend.
And Kate, this is when Kate speaks up and he's like, dude,
like even if he said that he was going to give me to you, I'm not
going to be like, I'm not going to be your boy.
Like I'm not going to be your girlfriend, dude.
And the e-mail kids like well. I'm going to put a spell.
On you too, dude. If you don't become like, he
literally threatens Kate is and he's like, oh, if you don't
become my girlfriend, I'm going to put a spell on you.
As well which? OK.
I might not be the smoothest individual.
I might not be, I don't know, the one that has the greatest
pick up lines of all time, my tender ones pretty funny.
I did steal it from my friend, but maybe I'll 5000 likes and
I'll reveal it because it's it's pretty funny, but it's also
embarrassing. But here's one thing I do now.
There's a very decent chance that if you threaten to cast a
spell on a woman if she doesn't become your girlfriend, she's.
Probably. Probably not 100%.
But. Probably.
Not going to become your girlfriend.
I know I might be going out on a crazy limb right now and I you
guys might completely disagree and maybe you found your wife of
10 years who loves you very much from threatening her with
magical spells. I just.
Don't think that's a great way to do it.
So eventually the emo kid finishes up and then he lights
the hair in the middle. And then he takes his magic
wand, waves it around and starts saying a bunch of nonsense.
And at this point half the like the the entire cafeteria has
turned. Is this like looking?
They've almost like circled around it like it was a school
fight or something. They've circled around it and
they're just like, what the Frick bro?
Like, Oh my God, like what's going on right now?
And eventually the emo kid like points his magic wand at at
James and is like ooga booga or I don't know.
He's just saying some nonsense. And like literally 15 seconds of
pure silence happened and then very clearly nothing happens.
And he's like, I'm going to give you one more chance.
I'm going. To I'm going to count to three.
If you don't, you're going to explode because of my spells.
And James is like, I think I'm going to take the risk.
He's like 3. I'm gonna give.
You one more chance bro. Like I'm gonna give you one more
chance and James like Nope, I'm going to take the risk here 2
and he's like, yeah, Nah, I'm good man.
Like you can go ahead with this. If I explode, I explode like
that's tough. One last.
Chance, dude, I'm being super generous right now.
Just give me your girlfriend and we'll be all good here.
And James like, Nah, I'm chilling, bro.
He's like fine kicks. The emo kid literally kicks over
his magic like whatever set because I think he knew it
wasn't going to work anyways, which thankfully is concrete
floors and nothing like flammable because like the
candles fly all over the place or whatever.
And he storms out of there. He like storms out of there.
At this point. James sits back down.
He's like, you know, maybe we should go on days at night when
we're not in school. And Kate's like, you know.
That's not a bad. Idea So the next day, Kate and
James actually don't sit together at lunch.
They sit separately. But yeah, so they they just,
they decide that if they're going to like do anything, at
least for a little bit to do it outside of school, like after
school or at lunch or something like that.
But the emo kid once again comes up to James and James is like Oh
my God. Oh my God, dude.
Like what? What now?
And the e-mail kid, like, he literally goes on one knee and
like, kind of like present, he's like, he's down on one knee,
puts his head down and says, like, I concede, I concede the
battle, you win. Like, I just like, I tried
everything possible, but you are the better duelist.
Like I honorably concede. And in James's head, he's like,
bro, he didn't say this, but he's like, bro, you did not
honorably concede. You did the least honorable.
Like you did not concede honorably.
But at this point, James sees this as a perfect opportunity
for the emo kids to just stop. So he's like, all right, man.
Like, it was a good battle. It was really close.
And you'll get them next time. Like, honestly, James is trying
to be as chill as possible so that the emo kid doesn't come
back and be like, well, actually, I'm going to try more
magic or something. And the emo kid stands up and
you, like, kind of like, nods his head.
And James nods his head back. And the emo kid bows and leaves.
And yeah, after that point, James and Kate actually were
able to do like lunch dates or whatever in school.
Again, The relationship lasted like 6 months.
It didn't last crazy long, but Kate and James are so cool to
this day. And yeah, the e-mail kid.
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Ty. So anyways, Ty was going off to
camp and this was the first time doing an overnight camp.
So he was a little bit nervous and it was kind of like a
wilderness based overnight camp, but they were.
Obviously in cabins, Ty's parents did it before and they
actually met at this camp. So they were really pushing for
Ty to go. But the summer before he just
said that he, you know, wasn't ready and was going to do it the
next year. And of course the the next
summer rolls around and Ty's like, Oh my God, I said that.
So sure enough, Ty and his parents ship them off to this
camp. Ty's a little bit nervous about
it, but they say, hey man, it's going to be good for you.
Trust me. Like I know it's scary, but you
just got to do it. So anyways, they arrive at the
campground and they go, they walk over Ty and his parents
walk over to the person who is signing everyone in.
And it's some like, you know, some 25 year old dude with a big
old goofy smile on his face. He's like, hey guys, welcome to
Camp Awesome. That wasn't actually the name,
but we're going to call it Camp Awesome.
Hi there, buddy. What's your name?
He's like Ty Gooden and he's like, Ty, let me see.
There you are, buddy. All right, so you're going to be
in Group B over there. And he points to this group of
kids and like one counselor, whatever.
And and Ty turns around to his parents.
His parents are like, all right, well, we'll see you in two
weeks. And Ty's like mom.
Like I don't know if. I can do this.
And the time is that his dad kind of sits down and say, yeah,
you got this, buddy. Like, you don't need to worry
about it. Like, trust me, the two weeks
are going to fly by and you're going to have so much fun.
You're not going to want to leave.
That's a guarantee for me. And Ty's like, all right.
So Ty walks over and he goes over to Group B and there's a
big group of kids and you know, the counselors like, hey guys,
my name is Ben. Don't worry, he's not the evil
guy. But hi guys, my name is Ben.
Welcome. Like to camp.
These are going to be the guys who are in our group.
We're going to be in the same cabin together.
We're going to do a lot of activity activities together.
You can still meet people in the other groups, but these are
going to be the guys you're going to be seeing all the
freaking time. So start getting to know each
other. Let's go around, do some names.
And so they went around and did some names and Ty was just kind
of like observing, like, all right, well, that person seems
kind of cool and whatever, like, oh, we have that in common.
And then it kind of comes around to this one kid that Ty didn't
even realize was there until like a couple, like until he
spoke up. And this kid had these like long
black swooshed hair, right? He wore all black.
He had these like rock band T-shirts, these big like black
boots. He had this spiky like and brace
necklace type thing. And by the way, if you kind of
dress emo, that's totally chill. I don't really care.
As long as you don't act like this kid, you're cool in my
book. I say this every single time and
this guy was kind of just known as the emo kid.
And since I don't, I don't want to give him a name because I
will forget it and then it'll be very awkward.
But we're just going to call him the emo kid from this point on.
And Ty didn't think anything negatively.
He was just like, oh, this guy really does put a lot into the
way he dresses and he definitely dresses with a lot of character.
Ty legitimately had no ill will or feelings of just like you,
this guy's dressing different than me or anything like that.
It was just an observation. And so later on, you know, they
have like they go to dinner together as a group and then
afterwards they have like the welcome to camp ritual,
whatever. They all sit around a big
campfire and like they're like inaugurated in the class of 2015
or whatever. I don't know.
This took that this took place a little while ago, but anyways,
right, it's finally time for them to go back to their cabins
to figure out which bunks they want, etcetera, like that.
So anyways, right, they get back there and they're just ran the
the the counselor dude who is their Group B counselor, right,
who's also sleeping in the cabins with them.
He's like, well, you know, just to make sure that no one feels
left out, we've already assigned bunks to everyone.
So you said, all right, Ty, you're in bunk A.
He says so and so you're in bunk B So and so you're bunks D and
then in bunk D, which they are in kind of like quads of four or
they're in kind of like groups of two, but they're bunk beds.
So it's 4. So in Ty's group of four, the
4th 1 was the emo kid. So the four of them walk over,
they go in their bunks, the camp counselor say or the camp
counselor says yo, if if you really want, you can talk to
your you're bunky about being top or bottom don't doesn't
really matter lol doesn't really matter.
And so sure enough, Ty and his bunk didn't.
They didn't really care. Ty was on the bottom.
He didn't really care. But anyways, flip over to the,
you know, the emo kid and the emo kid is like, you know, with
this guy. And we're going to call this guy
Benjamin. He's a throwaway name, but
Benjamin was his bunk. And you know, the Benjamin is
like, hey, do you mind if I have the top?
And the emo kid is like, no, I must have the top.
I must keep watch at night. And everyone just kind of went
silent in that that group of three, they're like or group
before they're kind of like Benjamin's like, all right, man,
that's fine. Bon Bonks cool with me.
He's like good you've made a good choice cuz I will watch you
over the rest of night. I have spoken everyone.
'S like. OK, a lot of.
Character in this guy. Funny guy, funny guy.
Anyways, things seem pretty normal.
Pretty. Normal until you know it's time
for them to go to bed. So anyways, you know, they you
know, they go and they brush their teeth and then they get
into bed and the Cam counselor guy comes around like alright,
Group B, section A or whatever you want me to call you guys?
Let's call you the A squad. Yeah we're going to have a lot
of fun in the next two weeks. Just make sure no leaving the
camp or no leaving the cabin overnight.
Make sure that you know, you follow any rules that you know,
we ask you to be nice and, you know, be nice and like fair to
everyone and just, you know, have fun anyways, good night
guys. He walks out of there and so,
you know, the lights are turned off and they Ty in his back in
his top bunk and also Benjamin across from him.
They were talking for a little bit and the emo kid didn't
really join in. He was just sitting cross
legged, but like kind of like sitting very stiffly.
So he was very much not going to bed.
And eventually they're like, all right, I'm tired.
Goodnight. And they all kind of like go to
sleep at that point. And about 20 minutes later, Ty
has not fallen asleep because he's still feeling a little
weird. He's in a new environment.
He it's like dark or whatever. He's a little bit scared.
He's a young kid, whatever he hears wrestling and that's when
he hears steps, right? And he realizes that the steps
are coming from across from him and it's coming from the top
bunk across from him, meaning the emo kid, you know, is
starting to walk down the bunk. He's like, all right, well,
there's nothing too weird with that.
And that's when he hears because there's like a door next to like
their cabin. So there's like multiple exits
from the cabin. He hears the door open and he
watches as the emo kid walks out.
So Ty at this point is like, what?
So he kind of gets up and the person above him is completely
asleep, but Benjamin and the kid from the side of him is still
awake and he's like, yo, Benjamin, Benjamin.
He's like, yo, what's up? He said emo kid maybe said his
actual name, but we're calling an emo.
He's like e-mail kid. He just walked out the door.
Benjamins like you can't do that and ties like dude, but he did.
So anyways. They both get up and they both
look out the window, but they're trying to do it stealthily so
that they're not caught, right? And they see the emo kid
literally just standing there, standing there looking into the
moon. It is the creepiest, weirdest
thing they have ever seen because the kid is this
literally freaking standing there, bro.
He's just standing there observing the night sky and
they're all like, Oh my God, dude, that's freaking weird.
What is going on right now? And you know, sure enough, you
know, Ty and Benjamin are like, all right, this kid is a little
strange. Make sure he doesn't like,
strangle us to death or something in our sleep.
I'm a little freaked out. And that's when the emo kid out
of nowhere does that 180° turn and turns right.
Looking at the window time Benjamin quickly jumped down
there like Oh my God DCS DCS DCS so like Ty starts to look up he
like peeks a little bit into the window and quickly goes down
because he sees the emo kid walking towards the window and
he's like. Dude, dude, Benjamin, he's
walking towards the window. He's like.
Crawl back, crawl back to your bunks, crawl back to your bunks.
So they both crawl out of side of the window and they crawl
into their bunks and it's dark enough in the room for them to
do this without being super obvious.
And they're both in their bunks. And Ty turns around under the
like under the the sheets, right?
And he geeks out and the emo kid is literally standing right with
his nose up against the window looking in and he's like.
Oh my God, this kid's insane Anyways.
Emo kid walks back in quietly, goes up the stairs again and
sits in the bed and supposedly goes to sleep.
Ty doesn't fall asleep for like another hour afterwards, but
eventually he opens his eyes to the camp counselor being like,
Ty, Ty, come on, come on, We're we're going to be late.
And Ty's like, Oh my God. And everyone else is like, yeah,
you slept in, man. Actually, everyone in this bunk,
emo kids slept in and that's because everyone was so freaked
out that they couldn't go back to sleep.
But anyways, first day activities, they go outside and
during the day, they don't totally have to stick with their
group. They're actually assigned to
random groups. However, a lot of people in the
random group will be from their group because they're just
trying to make friends within the group.
So and they also go to meals together.
So like lunch or dinner or whatever is together.
And so anyways, the first activity of the day is not with
the emo kid. It is actually like kayak slash
canoe or whatever, either or one of those two.
And you know, Ty's a lot of fun and they go back to dinner or
lunch. Sorry.
They go to lunch as a group together.
And Ty's, you know, talking about what he was doing.
And the counselor kind of went around the table and was like,
oh, so Ty, what did you do? And Ty explains, oh, so
Benjamin, what do you do? Benjamin explains, oh, so emo
kid, what did you do? And he was like, no, I prayed to
the overload. And they're like, oh.
I don't remember that being. Activity emo kids like it's not
it's necessary and he's like, OK, anyways, guys, so I'm going
to read off the people in your next activity because the way it
worked was at meals. So AG breakfast, the camp
counselor read off what group everyone else was in for
activities and then at lunch the camp counselor read off what
people being for the afternoon activities.
And so the camp counselors like, Oh, so Ty, Benjamin and then an
e-mail kid, you're all going to be in the group 7 or whatever.
And that happened to be like something with like wood tool
making or something kind of cool like that.
So anyways, after lunch, they all head in that direction and
Ty and Benjamin are like walking together.
However, the e-mail kid, it's not like they were walking away
from him, but the emo kid intentionally stands like or
like walks 10 feet behind them, never breaking the distance.
Like they always have 10 feet between them and the emo kid.
Never breaks it. And he kind of walks weird.
He walks very stiffly, yet he's kind of like propped forward to
a 30° angle. His arms straight shoot like
straight down. And he kind of waddles a little
bit like a Penguin, but it's very intimidating and very
weird. And Benjamin kind of whispers
like Ben. Ben.
I can feel his eyes in the. Back of my head.
Or not bend, but Ty Ty. I can feel his eyes in the back
of my head. Ty's like.
Dude, Benjamin, I know, I know. So anyways, they got there and
the camp counselor dude is like, hey guys, welcome to
woodworking. It's going to be a lot of fun.
You can make whatever tools or whatever you want.
All I all I ask is that when you're using the this blade that
you know I'm there and help you guiding it.
And also if you want any, like I don't know if you want any
inspiration or questions, come to me and it's all cool.
So anyways, time Benjamin, sit down.
They're like, oh, let's make like wooden knives or something.
So they're given a pocket knife and they're taught how to
whittle away. It's like always, you got to
face it away from you. Never face it towards you.
If I see you guys facing it towards you, I got to revoke
you. Now privileges.
Not true. You're not trying to be that.
Guy, but it's part of the jab. So anyways, right, they look
over and they see the emo kid and he's like whittling away at
the spoon and he's or at this at the stick.
And they're all like, so eventually at the end of class
there or at the end of the activity, they're asked to go
around in a circle and say a little bit about what they made
and show it off. So ty's like, all right, well,
here's like a butter knife and didn't turn out that well.
When everyone laughs a little bit and the camp counselors
like, dude, it's fire. That's your first time.
Don't even worry about it. Eventually comes around to the
emo kid and the emo kid is like whips out this like almost
perfectly whittled. Like, this is like really
professionally well done. And the camp counselor, I was
like, wow, what? Is that he's like.
This is a wand for my warlock activities.
Nobody better cross me now that I've access to my most powerful
weapon of a wand. Everyone was like.
What real? Quick, if you made it this far
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So yeah, thanks to these guys and you guys and let's get right
back to it. So Fast forward a couple days
into the week and every single day the emo kids been doing
weird things. So right now is a Wednesday.
For context, they got there on a Sunday night.
So this Wednesday night, Benjamin and Benjamin's kind of
becoming like the side character for Ty, Like he's becoming like
pretty close friends. And Ty and Benjamin are kind of
like talking about the emo kid and being like kind of tracking
the weird things he's been doing.
But tonight is one of the weird as things he's done.
So once again, Ty and Benjamin have been noticing that the emo
kid has been going outside every single time, like 15 minutes
after they go to sleep. So Ty and Benjamin, they both
get in bed and when the lights are turned off, they wait about
15 minutes. And sure enough, the emo kid
gets out of bed and walks down the steps and he walks outside
and he walks to kind of this like big forest clearing.
So Ty and Benjamin, they both walk over and they both look up
and they look out of the window and they're looking out and they
see the emo kid. And normally he just stands
there blankly, but this time was different.
He was getting to work. They saw the stick that he made
and the wands then like the wand craft, whatever class and or the
woodsmanship craft. Class and he.
Takes the the end of it that isn't pointy to where you do the
spell and he puts it into the dirt because he's standing in a
pretty big dirt clearing and he starts drawing the circle, this
very big circle. And and Ty looks over.
Benjamin is like, dude, what on earth is going on?
Like what is this kid doing? And Benjamin's like, dude, I
have no idea. And they look at it and he's
drawn a complete perfect circle around him.
And then he steps out of it and then he starts making lines
within the circle. He goes from the top of it,
down, up, down, across, up. He's made a perfect upside down
pentagram. And if you don't know, that's
basically like a sign of like ship or the something.
So at. This point, right, Ty and his
friend are freaking out. They're like, Oh my God, he's
trying to, like, summon something.
And sure enough, the emo kid starts like, waving his wand
around in these weird directions and starts like, spinning around
in a circle and making these, like, weird movements and.
If. TikTok was around I bet Ty would
have been like bro is he trying to do a TikTok dance or
something? But anyways Ty and Benjamin are
watching as the emo kid after making the upside down pentagram
just starts waving it around and starts speaking like because
they cracked the window was cracked open a little bit and
they start hearing like a real like some weird.
OK. Maybe it wasn't as goofy as
that, but he was kind of talking these like weird tongues or
whatever. And that's when they heard the
light flick on. Not in their room because they
would have I've seen that they heard the light flick on in the
middle cabin, the middle part or the middle part of the cabin.
That is where the camp counselor lived.
He must have heard or must have felt like some kind of
disturbance or something because they see the emo kid drop his
like grab his wand and Sprint out of there and Sprint so
quickly. He goes to the backroom and
that's when like Ty and Benjamin are like, Oh my God, he's
sprinting here. So they quickly jump into bed
and are, you know when, I don't know if you guys did this, but
like when you're, when you were up later than you should and
your mom is about to run into like open the room and you just
jump into your bed and then you just stay super, super, super
still. That was them.
Like it doesn't matter if you're sprawled out in a weird
position, you're staying as still as possible.
So they jump in, they're super still and, and they watch as the
door opens and the emo kid runs in and runs UPS up to like the
second bunk and just sits in there.
And that's when like they see like literally 10 seconds after
the emo kid gets into his bed, they see the light flicker on
and the, and the Cam counselor who's for cabin B or whatever
walks in his like, hey, hey, hey, I saw something out there.
And you guys go out there and like, you know, everyone's
pretending to be like what? Like they just woke up.
The emo kid is really pretending to be like what?
I don't know what's going on bro.
And obviously Ty and Benjamin, you know, they're trying to
like, pretend like they weren't up watching the whole thing.
And the kid on the very top of, like, Ty just is still
completely asleep. So counselors like, all right,
whatever. He's like, all right, Well,
remember, it's a punchable offense if you guys leave the
cabin during the night. Like, you will be forced to go
back home. And you don't want to miss the
fun retreat we're doing this weekend.
They're all like, all right. They're like, yeah, it wasn't
us. I don't know what it is.
And that's when the camp counselors, like, what?
And he sees, he looks outside the window, and that's when he
sees it. He's like stay here and he goes
outside and they all watch as he walks outside and he sees like
the the upside down pentagram, like drawn into the circle or
whatever, drawn into the dirt. And he's just looking at it.
And he takes out like his iPhone 4 because it was like 2015 or
whatever and takes a photo of it with like flash takes another
photo, steps back, takes another photo and everyone else pretends
to be asleep as they go back in. Next day rolls around and
they're walking to their first activity from breakfast and
time. Benjamin happened to be in the
same group and I was like, dude, the emo kids insane.
Like that was ridiculous last night.
Benjamin's like I've never been more freaked out besides the
first night, bro, like this, this kids insane.
And at this point they start talking about the camping
retreat. So I mentioned this like a
couple minutes ago when the camp counselor said, you guys, you
guys don't want to miss the special fun camping retreat
we're doing. So they stayed out in cabins,
but part of the wilderness camp, whatever.
At the very end of it, at the very like the last Friday night
to Saturday, they go, they hike out kind of far farther out into
the woods. They bring like camping
equipment and they kind of like camp out like that.
So they both of like Ty and Benjamin were a little bit
worried because that basically meant that they were going by
group and they were going to be out in the woods in tents by
themselves with the creepy e-mail kid.
So anyways, let's just Fast forward to that day.
It's Friday and everyone is kind of packing their little bags.
And the camp counselor for each group packs their leg supply
kit, medical supplies, radio, the food that they're going to
be eating. And he's like, all right,
everyone grab like everyone, like groups of two grab a tent.
And so sure enough, people pair up and Benjamin and Ty are
together and they grab this tent and they start walking over to
the campsite. And time Benjamin are like
Benjamin was like, dude, I heard that like, you know, there's
only like enough tents so that like we have to pair up with
someone. And he said, I heard that it's
random. I heard that we don't get to
choose who we pair up with guys like dude, that's insane.
We already have friends. I get in the beginning them
assigning us stuff, but like we know people now this is the last
day. Like why would we need to sign
bunk with someone random And they're and Benjamin's like,
dude, I don't know if that's true.
That's just what I heard. So eventually they get to the
campsite anyways, so they get to the campsite, right?
And you know, they start doing they set up, they're kind of
like they sit around a bunch of logs.
So they they like light a little fire and they've like baked
beans in a can or something. Then they also go out and they
kind of like clear the land for to put down the tents.
They all set up a bunch of tents in the group of two that they
carried it over in. And Ty at this point is
thinking, all right, we're good because I'm going to be with
Benjamin because I mean, we're in groups of two already.
Why would they need to reassign as groups?
And so once again, they were as back to the campsite.
We're not the the original campsite, but the little
campfire they made. It's getting kind of late and
the camp counselors like, all right, guys, time for me to sign
you your bunk mates or your camp tent mates and tying his head.
It's like, no, no, no, no, no, so Benjamin and so and so, so
and so and so and so, so. And you know, when there's like
that one guy you don't want to be with or something like that,
and like you're being assigned in a list and you and you don't
hear your name, but you also don't hear his name.
And the number of combinations starts getting smaller and
smaller and smaller and you start freaking out.
Well, this is what was happening to Ty until he realized that he
was doomed before, you know, the words were even said because the
camp counselor went through the entire but he didn't say Ty's
name or the emo kids name. And that's when the camp
counselor said Ty and the emo kid obviously said his real name
but you know what I mean? And Ty was just like.
Oh. I'm not going to make it
tonight. I'm not going to survive.
I better write some like my some letters to my mom saying I love
you because I'm. Not making it tonight.
Oh my God. And Benjamin is just staring at
him, like, and afterwards walks up to him and says, hey, if you
need help, Yep. Like, we got to come up with
some kind of signal. So Ty's like, OK, I'm going to
like, I don't like, I'm just going to run out of there.
And I'm going to run over to like, no signals, no, nothing.
I'm running over to your campsite if anything happens.
And Benjamin's like, all right, that's totally fine, man.
So anyways, Ty goes up to the emo kids.
Like, so looks like we're bunking.
And the emo kid is like, interesting.
Ty's like, yeah, man, He's like. Well, I guess.
You're one of my more favorite mortals that I know the tie's
like. Yeah.
So they. Both like put down their
sleeping bags in this kind of very cramped tent and Ties is
sitting there like, OK, OK. And they have this kind of light
and it's like one of those like battery powered lights.
And the emo kids say goodnight tie and turns it off and Tie's
like. Like starts.
Completely freaking out. He's like OK, OK, I can't see
anything but we're OK. And that's when he hears the emo
kid stand up and ty's like no no no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And the emo. Kid is like standing above him
and he's like, all right, well, maybe I should just accept my
destiny. And that's when the e-mail kid,
instead of striking him over there at the rock or something,
just leaves. He opens up the camp tent and
walks out and ty's like what? So Ty, kind of like.
Gets up and he looks out. He sees the emo kid in the emo
kid is like standing or he's like crouching on all fours.
And then he starts howling, starts howling to the full moon.
He's like every, but it's like a really weird howl and ties is
like what? And that's when he hears the
kind of like the camp counselor who's with us be like, hey.
Hey. Who's that?
You're not allowed to be outside your campsite and you just see
the emo K go and just sprints towards like the sprints towards
the tent. So Ty jumps back into his bed
and the emo kid who's not very coordinated apparently instead
of like jumping through the wind, like the the open flap
jumps right through the tent, so breaks right through the tarp of
the tent cracks the entire thing.
The entire thing comes collapsing down.
And. Ty just Ty's was like has his
eyes closed as the entire tent falls on top of him.
And that's when you hear all this yelling and the camp
counselor's like. What's going on over here?
Are you guys all right? And.
He just like starts ruffling rum, rummaging through all the
like the rubble and stuff and Ty starts like getting up and he
pushes the stuff. Off of him.
The camp counselor was like, was that you out there doing those
howling noises? Like no.
And then sure enough, the emo kid is just standing there like.
You. And he says to him, like, you
wouldn't understand what I was doing.
And the camp counselor was like. It was all I told.
You before that you can't be leaving your tent during the
night time. Like after I said goodbye, you
were supposed to go to your tent and not leave it.
You were out there. He's like, I was performing a
protection ritual and camp, camp counselor was like.
What? I was performing a protection
ritual so that everyone would be safe at night from the demons
and ghosts of the underworlds. Camp counselors, like what?
And at that point, right, they just realized, OK, this is a
lost cause. And at this point, the worst
thing was that there was nowhere for them to sleep because the
camp was completely destroyed. The tent was completely
destroyed. So the camp counselors like,
fine, you 2, bring your sleeping bags.
You can sleep in my tent. So the three of them are are
kind of like crushed in there. And eventually camp counselors
like, all right, you 2 are in here.
I'm going to sleep outside. No shenanigans.
So it was the most uncomfortable sleep of Ty's entire life.
But eventually the day's over, he gets up, you know, they start
packing up their stuff and they're walking back to the
campsite. And that's when Ty meets up with
Benjamin is like dude like what have like you're not going to
believe it. And Benjamin's like I heard a
lot of yelling are you OK? Ty tells him the story.
He's like dude, that's insane. So anyways, they get back and
Ty's think Ty actually had a really good time at the camp
minus the emo kid like cringe fest or whatever.
Eventually Ty's parents come to pick him up and Ty's mom's like
man, you got to tell me all about it.
Like how was it? Ty's like it was really good,
but it's quite a story. And so for the entire like 2
hour car ride back, Ty tells them the entire story.
And let me just click on the video on screen right now.
I know you'll enjoy it. Just click it.
Do it. How's it going?
Everyone, I hope you're having a great day because today we have
a story of probably one of the cringiest emo kids on planet
earth. I'm not even kidding.
This is probably one of the craziest stories I've received.
So sit back, relax, grab something to eat, grab some of
the drink, and let's call today's subscriber who submitted
this story. Let's call them Oliver.
So this all happened back in the good old days of like 20/14/2015
when like goth, emo, all that type of stuff with like super
popular. And by the way, if you dress
goth or emo, I literally don't care.
That's a totally fine style. As long as you aren't an emo kid
like this kid, you're totally cool in my book.
So anyways, right, this all started when Oliver and his
friends were in the mall. And this was way back in the day
and Oliver and his friends were just kind of like walking around
in the mall. They were trying to figure out
something to do. I mean, it was a Saturday.
So I mean, who knows? Like, you know, I mean, like
they were trying to figure out something that they wanted to
do. And Oliver's friend was like,
hey man, do you mind if we stop? And Hot Topic?
Hot Topic is AT shirt store that sells a lot of store.
A lot of stores sells a lot of different types of T-shirts, a
lot of like trending stuff, a lot of like, and since, you
know, emo and goth was kind of trending at the time, they sold
a lot of shirts and a tire that really fit with that outfit.
Like you got like black T-shirt that says like society and then
you got like a a spiky collar. I don't know man.
But anyways, right, Oliver and his friends stopped in Hot Topic
and Oliver wasn't really there to buy something.
So he was kind of just walking around and chilling and he
accidentally bumps into the emo guy or the emo guy introducing a
new guy, emo kid, whatever will come the emo kid.
So anyways, right, this kid turns around and he's got this
like this black T-shirt on. He's got a spiky choler, spiky
collared choker type thing. He's got black pants, he's got
black shoes on. His hair is black and it's like
slicked down. So he has these like massive
really weird bangs where you can't even see his face.
He's like, watch where you're going punk.
And Oliver's like sorry man. He's like, wait, I know you,
dude, you're from my school. And Oliver's like, yeah, I think
we're in class together. No, I've, I've seen you around
though. Because Oliver's starting to
remember this one time he saw this really weirdo looking kid
who was like, man, no one gets me.
And so sure enough, the the kid, the e-mail kid is like.
Bro, I don't. Think you bumped into me on
purpose. I think you were coming for me
in my kind. And Oliver's like, dude, what?
What what are you talking about? And the e-mail kids like bro I
think we both know that you just hate the emo kids and two other
e-mail kids appear it as some like peer basically appear out
of thin air. And they were like, what's this
kid talking about? Like what's going on over here?
And the e-mail kids like, yeah, this kid over here is my school
and he hates me on purpose and he just bumped into me and it
was crazy. I.
I I you can't do. This to us, man.
And the other e-mail kids like, yeah, well, what do you have
against the e-mail kids? And this point, right?
Oliver Lewis literally just standing in a Hot Topic T-shirt
store because his friend wanted to buy a T-shirt and Olivers
head, he's like, bro, please hurry up and get that T-shirt.
But he says, look, I accidentally bumped into this
kit like this guy. I'm sorry, it's not on purpose.
You can trust me. And the emo kids, Like, no,
dude, I totally know what like a bump on purpose would feel like.
That one felt so purposeful. Like I literally felt the
purpose in the bump. It was crazy.
And Oliver's like, dude, what do you mean by that?
And the emo kids, like, are you getting aggressive with me, son?
Do you want to fight me, son? Oh, he wants to fight me, dude.
And at this point, Oliver's like, all right, guys.
All right, boys, have a good day.
Oliver goes over, finds his friend.
He's like, dude, I got I met a bunch of weirdos.
They want to fight me. I literally bumped into them and
like his. Oliver's friend's like, all
right dude. Like that's.
Like all. Right, We'll, we'll go.
That's fine. And then Oliver's friend sees
this like pack of like emo kids walk over and Oliver's friend
starts cracking up. He's like, bro, you can't be,
you can't seriously think, wait, these kids, these kids want to
fight you. Dude.
They're not going to do. Anything.
They can probably barely walk here without fainting.
And the kids are, like, waddling over.
And the emo kids, like, don't think I forgot what you did,
man. And so sure enough, right, You
know, Oliver and his friend, they buy the T-shirt, they
leave. And, you know, Oliver is telling
his friends all about what's going down.
His friends, like, completely laughing.
They find it hilarious. And that's because Oliver thinks
himself, well, I'm never going to see these kids again.
It doesn't really matter, right? Oh my God, was was Oliver wrong?
Because this started one of the most insane sagas that Oliver
has ever has ever had in his life.
He was telling me that like, he's experienced a lot of crazy
things, but the story that is to follow what just happened is
probably the craziest thing that ever happened to Oliver ever.
So skip. Forward a week, an entire week
has passed by. Actually a little bit more
because it's not a weekend, Oliver.
It's a Monday morning. He gets up, he's like, Oh my.
God, I got to go in. So, you know, he gets up, eats
breakfast, gets on the bus. It's just like, Oh my God.
Man, I got. Is it already?
Monday, dude, that's freaking crazy.
He gets into school and he's walking to his locker all kind
of like half awake or whatever he is.
He's back, back on. So he gets.
To his locker. And that's when he realizes that
something, something's wrong because his locker is like
halfway open and like the lockers didn't have locks on
them, but Oliver always like closed it by the end of the day.
He grabbed his backpack and he would shut it all the way and it
would close and he noticed it was halfway open, which was
weird because no other lockers were halfway open.
I mean, somewhere, but they were very obvious.
The people just left them open or whatever.
And Oliver goes up to his locker.
He opens it very close, like very, very slowly.
And that's when he sees a little something in the background.
You know, he sees a little something in the very far back
of his locker. So he you know, he gets his like
his iPhone like 3 or whatever opens up his flashlight app or I
remember when that was the thing shines it.
And sure enough, he sees in like in the back of his locker in
like black marker. He sees a like a skull and
crossbones like scribbled on there and then said your next
fear.