Today we got a story time with this Minecraft kid that refuses
to shower and let's just say you can definitely smell it.
Leave, like, the video to claim your free nothing.
And let's call the subscriber today, Steven, anyways, right.
So there's a new kid in Steven's neighborhood, and Steven's mom
called him down. He said, hey, Steven, like, I
hope you're not doing anything today, which, I mean, what was
Steven going to be doing today? I mean, he was like, in fifth
grade. It's not like he has a life or
anything. His mom has to decide everything
he does. So, you know, Steven was like, I
like, I don't really have anything to do today because,
like, you plan my days. And Steven's mom went on to say,
well, there's a new kid in town. Steven, I think it'd be really
great if you and your friends went and hung out with him.
And Steven was like, OK, you know, Steven was all optimistic,
wanting to know what this you know, who this new kid was, what
he was like. Maybe he's a really cool guy.
Maybe he showered, you know, once a week at a minimum.
I don't know, man. Maybe he was like that.
Or maybe he was like the kid. Maybe he was like the you'll see
anyways, right? So, you know, a kind of a play
date was scheduled, you know, between the moms of Steven and
the new kid and some other of Stevens friends in the
neighborhood. So unlike that Saturday, Steven
and his friends, they meet at Stevens House and they decide to
walk over to the new kids house and you know, they walk over and
they get there and the new kid is not greeting them.
He's not outside actually. In fact, when Steven and his
friends get to the door, the new kids mom greets them and says,
oh guys, thank you so much for coming over.
I'm sure that. Let's call him Brian.
Oh. Brian is so excited to see you
guys. Like, I think you guys are going
to be really close friends. Yeah, it turns out that they're
not going to be close friends, but anyways.
You know Brian, he's actually upstairs right now, He's doing,
he's in the middle of like a Minecraft game.
That's what he was telling me and I really wanted him to come.
Down and greet you guys, but I think you you kids know.
How the the video games and such so you can just go upstairs and
it's your first left and. Go into the room.
You don't even have to knock. He's not going to.
Care. So, right, Steven was a little
kind of weirded out that like this kid, you know, I don't
know. New kids were coming over to
greet him and he told his mom that he was going to be in the
middle of a Minecraft game. So just to send them up.
I don't know man, that's just a little weird.
Just kind of a weird way to start things off.
But anyway, Steven and Stevens pals that also came to meet the
new kid, they were still determined to get to know him.
They were, you know, enthusiastic to maybe make a new
friend today. So anyways, right, Steve and his
friends, they walk up the stairs and as they approach the door on
the left, you know they see this kids room and they see the door
and Steven puts his hand, I know on the doorknob, opens it up and
it's like the second he opens up this door dude, it's like a
shockwave bursts out, hits them all in the face.
However, this is not a shockwave of like air.
This is not a shockwave of like sound or anything.
This is not a ballistic missile even though it feels like that
on his you know, on his nose bro.
But this is a kind of a this, a shock of stench, bro.
When they opened up this room like it, it was like Steven was
trying to be polite. His friends were trying to be
polite, but they almost gagged, bro.
Just this smell that came out of this room because look, you can
go nose blind to some smells, but Steven says that there's no
way you can go nose blind to this.
I mean, like, it was almost as if this room had never been
opened up in like years, bro. Like that's how bad it was.
It was like something in there was.
Dying and. Fermenting and turning into
compost that I'm trying to give you as descriptive as possible,
like what this room smelled like.
But eventually, you know, Stephen heard Brian, the new kid
in the neighborhood, call in from inside the.
Room. He's like, hey guys, you can
come into my room. Don't be shy.
And so Stevens, like, already in his head, is like, I don't think
we're going to be boys just by the smell of his room.
Like, no disrespect, but I don't think I can, like physically
take this every day. But sure, I'll go and I'll give
him benefit of the doubt, even. And his friends, you know, they
enter the room and there they sit down and, you know, Brian
introduces himself. He's like, hey guys, I'm Brian.
I'm new. I like to play a lot of
Minecraft in. League of Legends, What about
you? Guys.
And so Steven is kind of sitting there like, bro, this kid.
Like, OK, OK, be nice, Steven. Be nice, Steven.
You don't know Stevens. Like, hi, my name is Steven.
These are my friends Ben and Ben too.
That wasn't actually their names.
I'm just too lazy to come up with real names and Stevens,
like you know, we've been living here for a while.
Like, I don't know, we like to play some.
We we we play football right on the weekends, if you ever want
to join with that, Brian immediately said.
I don't like sports. And Stevens, like, OK, here's
the thing dude. I don't I'm not good at
basketball. I'm terrible at football.
You know, I play tennis, but like, I don't know if that's
like, that's not in the same kind of like category.
So I get it. However, if someone's like a, do
you want to play football? I might be like, I appreciate
it, but maybe no, I wouldn't be like.
I know I'm playing sports. So anyways, right?
Steven and his friends are kind of just sitting there and
Steven's like, all right, how do I salvage this situation?
It's kind of weird right now. It's kind of strange.
It's a little bit awkward. I got to step in.
I got to save this kid from himself, bro.
I got to save this this conversation before it totally
goes off the deep end and before Steven is able to save this,
before Steven is even able to utter another word.
Bro, this kid bro. Brian out of the blue is just
like. Hey guys, you want to hear
something cool, Stevens? Like.
I like, OK, if you want to change this conversation, maybe
have a hidden talent, maybe have a hidden, I don't know, maybe
your grandfather was like, I don't know, friends with JFK.
I I don't know, dude. Like maybe got something cool to
save this conversation and Steve and not Steven, Brian goes.
You want to hear something really funny, dude?
I'm kind of proud of myself about.
This and they're all like, all right and.
Brian's like, dude. My mom keeps telling me I need
to shower or something and every single time I she says so I walk
into the bathroom, I turn on the shower and then I just sit there
watching YouTube videos. I never actually shower.
I also wet my hair so that I trick her and every single time
she gets tricked and fooled by me.
Isn't she? The word is she's so stupid,
dude. At this point, like Brian is
like, all right, two things. First, this explains the smell.
Second of all, what the fuck? So Brian and his friends are
just looking at Steven and they, I mean, what do they say to
that? Like, what do they say to that?
But Brian, realizing that either his friends are going to be
awkward and not say anything, or they're going to say something
really out of pocket, that's going to make it even more
awkward, Brian decides to step and be like, oh dude, haha,
that's so funny, you totally got her.
And immediately after saying that, Brian, like, looks down at
his phone, texts his friends because they're on like a group
chat or whatever, and he's like dude or like boys, we got to get
out of here, bro. I can't handle this anymore.
Every and all the other two or three of them that were with
them, like look down, text back and like, yeah, we got to get
out of here. Let's hatch an escape plan.
And as they're typing this, you know.
Steven is like, are you guys in a group chat?
Hey can I be added to the group? Chat I got.
Lots of memes to send. I will send you some of the
greatest Tik toks you've ever seen.
At this point, Brian's like, yeah, I I got you.
Let me just. Let me just.
Add you and Brian quickly makes another group chat and titles it
like the real group chat or something is it's not actually
it's like the secondary one and adds him and then like Stevens
like Oh well this is very. Cool.
Anyways guys I was wondering if you wanted to if you wanted to
have a full on sleepover. Tonight at this point, Brian,
look, he wanted to be respectful, but he he was afraid
he was going to contract some kind of disease if he stayed in
that room for too long. So he wasn't about to do that
and eventually it comes to Steven.
He knows how he's going to get them out of this.
By the way, I think I've been flip flopping Brian, Steven, I
hope you've been able to follow. Either way, I hope.
I'm sorry, I'm not very smart. Anyway, Steven looks at Brian.
He's like, dude, I would totally 100,000 billion percent want to
go to a sleepover. And I think all my boys would
too. We just can't tonight because
dude, we have like a crazy early morning game because we're going
to any looks at his friends and his friends are like his friends
like Football League and you know, Stevens, like, yeah, dude,
we're in a Football League and at this point like Brian's like.
Oh, in January. He's like, yeah, it's indoor
football. And then Steven or yeah, Brian's
like, oh, well well, I mean that's OK.
I understand. But oh, maybe I could go to the
game and Stevens like, oh it's it's really it's really far away
And you know Stevens like, Oh, well, I can just, you know, I'll
just fit in the car if there's room.
And Stevens like, Nope, there's no room.
I'm sorry that we're really we're really packed.
And Brian's like, oh, OK then. And Steven was like, oh, look at
the time. I think we got to go as well.
And Brian's like, OK, I guess I'll see you guys around.
And y'all and you know Steven and his friends, they were
walking out and Steven's like, see you later.
His other friends like, ah, bye, see you later.
And then his last friends like, bye, smell you late.
I see you later and Stephen turns to look at his friend and
just gives him this face of like we are so close to being out of
here, don't mess this up for us. But thankfully, right?
Brian wasn't even paying attention to them.
He was like he was already loading up some like League of
Legends game like at the point that they got up he just
completely tuned out and went back to his games at this point,
right? Stephen and his friends are
walking out of the house and Brian's moms like, goodbye guys,
hope to see you soon. And Stephen is just looking at
his friends like, hey, I don't think this is this kid is not
necessarily a bad guy. But bro, we can't.
We can never come back here. And his friends are just like,
yeah.