1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,480 Today we got a story time with this Minecraft kid that refuses 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:07,520 to shower and let's just say you can definitely smell it. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,080 Leave, like, the video to claim your free nothing. 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,640 And let's call the subscriber today, Steven, anyways, right. 5 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:17,120 So there's a new kid in Steven's neighborhood, and Steven's mom 6 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,920 called him down. He said, hey, Steven, like, I 7 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,080 hope you're not doing anything today, which, I mean, what was 8 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,760 Steven going to be doing today? I mean, he was like, in fifth 9 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,320 grade. It's not like he has a life or 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,200 anything. His mom has to decide everything 11 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,480 he does. So, you know, Steven was like, I 12 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:31,960 like, I don't really have anything to do today because, 13 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,160 like, you plan my days. And Steven's mom went on to say, 14 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,160 well, there's a new kid in town. Steven, I think it'd be really 15 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,760 great if you and your friends went and hung out with him. 16 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:44,040 And Steven was like, OK, you know, Steven was all optimistic, 17 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,000 wanting to know what this you know, who this new kid was, what 18 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,200 he was like. Maybe he's a really cool guy. 19 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,560 Maybe he showered, you know, once a week at a minimum. 20 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,320 I don't know, man. Maybe he was like that. 21 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:58,560 Or maybe he was like the kid. Maybe he was like the you'll see 22 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,200 anyways, right? So, you know, a kind of a play 23 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,360 date was scheduled, you know, between the moms of Steven and 24 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,600 the new kid and some other of Stevens friends in the 25 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,440 neighborhood. So unlike that Saturday, Steven 26 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,040 and his friends, they meet at Stevens House and they decide to 27 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,240 walk over to the new kids house and you know, they walk over and 28 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,960 they get there and the new kid is not greeting them. 29 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,520 He's not outside actually. In fact, when Steven and his 30 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,760 friends get to the door, the new kids mom greets them and says, 31 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,480 oh guys, thank you so much for coming over. 32 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,760 I'm sure that. Let's call him Brian. 33 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,840 Oh. Brian is so excited to see you 34 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,040 guys. Like, I think you guys are going 35 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,680 to be really close friends. Yeah, it turns out that they're 36 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,240 not going to be close friends, but anyways. 37 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:42,640 You know Brian, he's actually upstairs right now, He's doing, 38 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,840 he's in the middle of like a Minecraft game. 39 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,400 That's what he was telling me and I really wanted him to come. 40 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,920 Down and greet you guys, but I think you you kids know. 41 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,680 How the the video games and such so you can just go upstairs and 42 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,000 it's your first left and. Go into the room. 43 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 You don't even have to knock. He's not going to. 44 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,240 Care. So, right, Steven was a little 45 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,680 kind of weirded out that like this kid, you know, I don't 46 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,080 know. New kids were coming over to 47 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,919 greet him and he told his mom that he was going to be in the 48 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,640 middle of a Minecraft game. So just to send them up. 49 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,600 I don't know man, that's just a little weird. 50 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,360 Just kind of a weird way to start things off. 51 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,520 But anyway, Steven and Stevens pals that also came to meet the 52 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,560 new kid, they were still determined to get to know him. 53 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,920 They were, you know, enthusiastic to maybe make a new 54 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:27,600 friend today. So anyways, right, Steve and his 55 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,320 friends, they walk up the stairs and as they approach the door on 56 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,800 the left, you know they see this kids room and they see the door 57 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:39,120 and Steven puts his hand, I know on the doorknob, opens it up and 58 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,960 it's like the second he opens up this door dude, it's like a 59 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:46,840 shockwave bursts out, hits them all in the face. 60 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,800 However, this is not a shockwave of like air. 61 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,320 This is not a shockwave of like sound or anything. 62 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,320 This is not a ballistic missile even though it feels like that 63 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,360 on his you know, on his nose bro. 64 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:03,120 But this is a kind of a this, a shock of stench, bro. 65 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:07,120 When they opened up this room like it, it was like Steven was 66 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,640 trying to be polite. His friends were trying to be 67 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,160 polite, but they almost gagged, bro. 68 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,560 Just this smell that came out of this room because look, you can 69 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:19,240 go nose blind to some smells, but Steven says that there's no 70 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,960 way you can go nose blind to this. 71 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,200 I mean, like, it was almost as if this room had never been 72 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,120 opened up in like years, bro. Like that's how bad it was. 73 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,760 It was like something in there was. 74 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,640 Dying and. Fermenting and turning into 75 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:35,680 compost that I'm trying to give you as descriptive as possible, 76 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,320 like what this room smelled like. 77 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,480 But eventually, you know, Stephen heard Brian, the new kid 78 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,360 in the neighborhood, call in from inside the. 79 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,520 Room. He's like, hey guys, you can 80 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,960 come into my room. Don't be shy. 81 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,960 And so Stevens, like, already in his head, is like, I don't think 82 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,040 we're going to be boys just by the smell of his room. 83 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,080 Like, no disrespect, but I don't think I can, like physically 84 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,440 take this every day. But sure, I'll go and I'll give 85 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,520 him benefit of the doubt, even. And his friends, you know, they 86 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,880 enter the room and there they sit down and, you know, Brian 87 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,800 introduces himself. He's like, hey guys, I'm Brian. 88 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,000 I'm new. I like to play a lot of 89 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,840 Minecraft in. League of Legends, What about 90 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:14,640 you? Guys. 91 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,320 And so Steven is kind of sitting there like, bro, this kid. 92 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,000 Like, OK, OK, be nice, Steven. Be nice, Steven. 93 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,960 You don't know Stevens. Like, hi, my name is Steven. 94 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,240 These are my friends Ben and Ben too. 95 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,640 That wasn't actually their names. 96 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,320 I'm just too lazy to come up with real names and Stevens, 97 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,240 like you know, we've been living here for a while. 98 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,760 Like, I don't know, we like to play some. 99 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,600 We we we play football right on the weekends, if you ever want 100 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,760 to join with that, Brian immediately said. 101 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:44,880 I don't like sports. And Stevens, like, OK, here's 102 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,200 the thing dude. I don't I'm not good at 103 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,160 basketball. I'm terrible at football. 104 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,680 You know, I play tennis, but like, I don't know if that's 105 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,880 like, that's not in the same kind of like category. 106 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,160 So I get it. However, if someone's like a, do 107 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,320 you want to play football? I might be like, I appreciate 108 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,640 it, but maybe no, I wouldn't be like. 109 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,360 I know I'm playing sports. So anyways, right? 110 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,360 Steven and his friends are kind of just sitting there and 111 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,080 Steven's like, all right, how do I salvage this situation? 112 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,760 It's kind of weird right now. It's kind of strange. 113 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,880 It's a little bit awkward. I got to step in. 114 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,400 I got to save this kid from himself, bro. 115 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,040 I got to save this this conversation before it totally 116 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,520 goes off the deep end and before Steven is able to save this, 117 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,160 before Steven is even able to utter another word. 118 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,600 Bro, this kid bro. Brian out of the blue is just 119 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,200 like. Hey guys, you want to hear 120 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,560 something cool, Stevens? Like. 121 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:32,040 I like, OK, if you want to change this conversation, maybe 122 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,160 have a hidden talent, maybe have a hidden, I don't know, maybe 123 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,600 your grandfather was like, I don't know, friends with JFK. 124 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,480 I I don't know, dude. Like maybe got something cool to 125 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:44,400 save this conversation and Steve and not Steven, Brian goes. 126 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,240 You want to hear something really funny, dude? 127 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,400 I'm kind of proud of myself about. 128 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,720 This and they're all like, all right and. 129 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:53,360 Brian's like, dude. My mom keeps telling me I need 130 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:58,360 to shower or something and every single time I she says so I walk 131 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,920 into the bathroom, I turn on the shower and then I just sit there 132 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,400 watching YouTube videos. I never actually shower. 133 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:08,320 I also wet my hair so that I trick her and every single time 134 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,800 she gets tricked and fooled by me. 135 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,160 Isn't she? The word is she's so stupid, 136 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,600 dude. At this point, like Brian is 137 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:21,400 like, all right, two things. First, this explains the smell. 138 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,760 Second of all, what the fuck? So Brian and his friends are 139 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,520 just looking at Steven and they, I mean, what do they say to 140 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,960 that? Like, what do they say to that? 141 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,720 But Brian, realizing that either his friends are going to be 142 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:34,320 awkward and not say anything, or they're going to say something 143 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,280 really out of pocket, that's going to make it even more 144 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:39,480 awkward, Brian decides to step and be like, oh dude, haha, 145 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,920 that's so funny, you totally got her. 146 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,920 And immediately after saying that, Brian, like, looks down at 147 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,680 his phone, texts his friends because they're on like a group 148 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,520 chat or whatever, and he's like dude or like boys, we got to get 149 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,880 out of here, bro. I can't handle this anymore. 150 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,320 Every and all the other two or three of them that were with 151 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,560 them, like look down, text back and like, yeah, we got to get 152 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,360 out of here. Let's hatch an escape plan. 153 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,760 And as they're typing this, you know. 154 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,880 Steven is like, are you guys in a group chat? 155 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,800 Hey can I be added to the group? Chat I got. 156 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,240 Lots of memes to send. I will send you some of the 157 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,040 greatest Tik toks you've ever seen. 158 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:19,360 At this point, Brian's like, yeah, I I got you. 159 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,920 Let me just. Let me just. 160 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,880 Add you and Brian quickly makes another group chat and titles it 161 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,480 like the real group chat or something is it's not actually 162 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,520 it's like the secondary one and adds him and then like Stevens 163 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,280 like Oh well this is very. Cool. 164 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,320 Anyways guys I was wondering if you wanted to if you wanted to 165 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,720 have a full on sleepover. Tonight at this point, Brian, 166 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:44,120 look, he wanted to be respectful, but he he was afraid 167 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,840 he was going to contract some kind of disease if he stayed in 168 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,600 that room for too long. So he wasn't about to do that 169 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,800 and eventually it comes to Steven. 170 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,720 He knows how he's going to get them out of this. 171 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,280 By the way, I think I've been flip flopping Brian, Steven, I 172 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,760 hope you've been able to follow. Either way, I hope. 173 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,480 I'm sorry, I'm not very smart. Anyway, Steven looks at Brian. 174 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:06,440 He's like, dude, I would totally 100,000 billion percent want to 175 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,280 go to a sleepover. And I think all my boys would 176 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,760 too. We just can't tonight because 177 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:15,840 dude, we have like a crazy early morning game because we're going 178 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:19,040 to any looks at his friends and his friends are like his friends 179 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,840 like Football League and you know, Stevens, like, yeah, dude, 180 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,520 we're in a Football League and at this point like Brian's like. 181 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,880 Oh, in January. He's like, yeah, it's indoor 182 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,640 football. And then Steven or yeah, Brian's 183 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,520 like, oh, well well, I mean that's OK. 184 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,960 I understand. But oh, maybe I could go to the 185 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:41,840 game and Stevens like, oh it's it's really it's really far away 186 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,440 And you know Stevens like, Oh, well, I can just, you know, I'll 187 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,200 just fit in the car if there's room. 188 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,040 And Stevens like, Nope, there's no room. 189 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,560 I'm sorry that we're really we're really packed. 190 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:56,040 And Brian's like, oh, OK then. And Steven was like, oh, look at 191 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,760 the time. I think we got to go as well. 192 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,920 And Brian's like, OK, I guess I'll see you guys around. 193 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,760 And y'all and you know Steven and his friends, they were 194 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,520 walking out and Steven's like, see you later. 195 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,280 His other friends like, ah, bye, see you later. 196 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,960 And then his last friends like, bye, smell you late. 197 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,600 I see you later and Stephen turns to look at his friend and 198 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:19,600 just gives him this face of like we are so close to being out of 199 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,920 here, don't mess this up for us. But thankfully, right? 200 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,560 Brian wasn't even paying attention to them. 201 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:27,200 He was like he was already loading up some like League of 202 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,200 Legends game like at the point that they got up he just 203 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,000 completely tuned out and went back to his games at this point, 204 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,400 right? Stephen and his friends are 205 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,440 walking out of the house and Brian's moms like, goodbye guys, 206 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,920 hope to see you soon. And Stephen is just looking at 207 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:43,440 his friends like, hey, I don't think this is this kid is not 208 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:47,000 necessarily a bad guy. But bro, we can't. 209 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,960 We can never come back here. And his friends are just like, 210 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,280 yeah.