How's it going everyone? Today we got a story time of the
cringiest emo kid ever. This is the story time of the
Emo Squad, the emo gang that takes over the bus and runs it
like a mafia and then when the subscriber stands up to them,
literally hires an emo hit man to go hunt him down.
Yeah, this is a pretty crazy story that I know you'll enjoy.
So sit back, relax, subscribe. If you're new, press the like
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And with that being said, let's jump into it.
So we're going to call the subscribers submitted this
story, Jeffrey. And by the way, I already know
before making this that this is going to be a really long story.
No, this is not a compilation video.
This is not multiple short stories.
Whatever length this video is, this is one story.
So definitely sit down, get comfortable, and we're jumping
into it. So anyways, Jeffrey takes the
bus every day into school. And so when Jeffrey goes into
school, right, or at least in the last year, there's this,
this group of emo kids formed together, a sort of mafia, the
emo kid mafia dude, I don't know about you guys, but I feel like
I went to such a normal school compared to the stuff I get
submitted anyways, though. But basically this year in 6th
grade, Jeffrey's been taking the bus for the longest time, but
only this year in 6th grade has the e-mail kid mafia started to
appeared. So after a couple weeks, they
started to go around and basically kind of like threaten
people. They were like, you got to pay
us like 50% of your lunch money, like or L or if they had lunch
money, I don't know. That's such a like a classic,
like movie villain like or movie bully type thing like 90s bully
and a TV shows like give me your lunch money.
But somehow they were like, we need like some kind of
compensation money, Pokémon cards of value, whatever you
have, right? I mean, they're in 6th grade.
It's all the same, but they were basically offering protection.
And if you don't know, like especially really like way, but
like maybe a lot in the 50s, maybe not so much now, but
probably still now in some places.
What the mafia would do is they basically go around to
businesses and offer quote, UN quote protection services where
the businesses would pay them money and they would protect
them. But in reality, they were just
protecting them from the mafia. The mafia would protect them
from the mafia. So basically if they didn't pay
the services, the mafia would go break their windows or threaten
them. So it was basically, yeah, it
was basically extorting money out of them.
And the emo kids must have seen a movie or something and they
decide to do the same. And The thing is, the emo kids
are kind of like a group of like dorky, scrawny kids.
And it was actually kind of, it was kind of strange how they
garnered so much power off of fear and intimidation.
Like this honestly isn't even me going after them, man.
I mean, I'm not the biggest guy ever.
I'm not like somebodybuilder type dude, but also, but these
kids were like scrawny, they were nerdy.
They had, or maybe not nerdy. They just had the emo static,
which look, it's totally fine to have the emo static.
Like there's literally nothing wrong with that.
However, like, I don't know, I'm just not going to be intimidated
Be like, wow, the the person with, you know, the black nail
Polish, the long black hair, all the goth makeup on the the the
chains, the spike boots, the spike collar and is sitting in
the back listening to screamer music.
I'm not necessarily going to be like, wow, I you garner my
respect and I will bow down to you because you are physically
intimidating. Like that's just kind of not
going to be the case in this situation.
So it's actually really confusing how the emo kids got
all this power in the 1st place. But once they got the power,
they started to absolutely abuse it.
It wasn't too bad because in the very beginning at least it
wasn't too bad for the subscriber because in the very
beginning the emo kids only picked on a few people to offer
their quote UN quote protection service.
But what happened is while they were doing this, they were also
offering what they called like end membership to the emo
society or whatever, which was like a bigger thing.
So like the emo kids, like it was like a couple of them at 1st
and at first it was just like them, I don't know, bullying
kids on the bus into like their mafia or whatever.
But then after that what they ended up doing was they expanded
to like a whole like emo society.
It was very weird. Like my high school is very
normal or middle school compared to the stuff that you're sending
me. I think I had like one emo kid,
Max, but there were no like gangs of emo kids threatening to
like beat me up or anything like that.
Like, I don't know where you guys went to school, but
definitely not where I went to school.
Yeah. But anyways, basically the like
the emo cult or whatever squad, it's just I'm gonna call
society. I think that sounds funniest.
Was also recruiting members. So it was like getting bigger
and bigger, which meant that it's like authority and
influence was also getting bigger and bigger and like
people knew this. So all of a sudden the emo kids
started like basically try and like wrangle money out of more
and more people. So as the week's went on, the
subscriber noticed that like the emo kids because he was kind of
paying attention. The very beginning, the emo kids
would like go up to a very select and few group of people
to offer them their quote UN quote protection services, which
was obviously like protection from them, which in the very
beginning, like it would be a the very select few people that
would be afraid quote UN quote of the emo kids.
And the emo kids were also being they were actually, they were a
little bit smart, I'm not going to lie, because they knew that
if they went up to like the most like the biggest jock, whatever
kid, and they threatened him and he was just like, lol, know that
that would definitely set a bit of a precedent for everyone else
and they would lose a lot of their grip.
So they started with the kids that they could bully the
easiest. However, as the emo cult or
whatever got bigger and bigger, they were able to expand their
reach and start like going after more and more people.
So this started going on for weeks.
And at one point, before the story really begins, it was like
around 90% of people who went on the bus would every single day
have to give up some sort of valuable thing for quote UN
quote protection, right? It got so bad that kids would
literally just have the money out like in an envelope or just
like in their pocket just to like make the whole thing go
easier. It was like a day.
It was part of their daily routine to pay these sweaty emo
kid nerds to like leave them alone basically.
And people are starting to talk about it like the emo society
was starting to get like an actual like reputation at the
school, which this is the goofiest thing I've ever heard.
Like I don't know how something that an organization that calls
them the emo society is able to garner like a like a threatening
reputation. It just literally makes zero
sense to me. But whatever, man, what are you
going to do? So sure enough, right, this, you
know, the, the subscriber is noticing this.
And it got so bad that he was at a lunch table and one of his
friends was like, yeah, man, I've been like paying the emo
kids for about a week. And the subscribers like, dude,
why are you paying them? And the subscribers friends are
like, well, you know, they have a vast network of people.
They have people in different places.
If I like don't, it's just like it's not a lot of money that
they're asking for. That's another thing.
The emo kids, 10, I think I said 50% like a little while ago.
My correction, it was like not 50%.
It was like a very insignificant amount.
I mean, here's the thing you got to know though, like an
insignificant amount, every day adds up to a super significant
amount. The emo kids once again were
they were actually kind of like nerds in the fact that they were
pretty smart because one, they started small so that they kept
a reputation and didn't lose it by getting owned in the very
beginning. And to the amount that they were
asking every single day was really small.
But here's the thing, small purchases add up over time.
Honestly, like a lot of your life is the sum of your actions.
Like if you go to the gym every day, you're not going to see
things, you're not going to see changes, you're not going to
feel changes. Well, in the very beginning,
it's a lot faster. But generally speaking, it is
the sum of the microscopic changes, the sum of them that
add up to something big. And like financial management,
Like when you start to like manage your own bank accounts.
If you guys aren't old enough for that or you're not really
managing your own money, you're going to find that if you spend
like $3 a night, like, or if you spend $3 on a bag of chips or
something, or I think bag of chips, like $1.50.
If you spend $3 on snacks, let's say, and you really don't need
to have those snacks, but you're like, ah man, whatever is $3,
Here's the thing, you do that for a week, that's 21 bucks.
You do that for a month and all of a sudden you're looking at
like 8085 bucks and then all the like, it just adds up like that.
And then all of a sudden you spent almost $100 on snacks and
you might not be able to spare $100 a month, you know what I
mean? So the, yeah, the, the e-mail
kids were real smart because they didn't go up to these kids
and be like, give me all of your money because I think they would
have gotten a lot more pushback then.
Well, they're only asking for a little bit, dude.
A little bit every day really adds up.
So yeah, the subscribers friend admitted to giving money to the
e-mail kids and that's when the subscriber knew things were
going too far. So one day, one fateful day, the
subscriber, as always, was riding the bus and he was
watching as the emo kids were going up and going through and
trying to get the money or whatever.
There is about four emo kids on the bus, right?
Or four members of the Emo Kids Society.
There was like there was a lot more members like in general,
but there was four of them on the bus and the subscriber
notices that today they're, they're, they're a lot more
aggressive than usual. And I don't mean aggressive in
the sense like give me the money now.
They were always very just normal with that.
Like they were, they were trying to be classy mafia, right,
Whatever that means. What I mean aggressive, I mean
with the number of people that they were trying, they normally
like very recently they went all the way up to 90%, but this time
it looked like they were going up to every individual on the
bus. They must have made a decision
at like the executive give emo society council or whatever that
okay, we have enough power, might as well just get that
extra 10% that has not been paying us.
Like for 6th graders. This is like actual
organization. I don't know, it's low key kind
of impressive. Like I don't know, maybe I'm
crazy, but low key is kind of impressive anyways though.
So yeah, sure enough, the subscriber watches as one of the
emo kids comes up to him and in the subscribers mind, he's like,
no way that the emo kid genuinely believes that I'm
going to pay him cuz yeah. One thing I will say is there's
a reason why the subscriber wasn't targeted right away.
There's a reason why the subscriber was in the last 10%
of people that they actually tried to deal with.
Subscriber was a rel or is I should say he's still alive,
right, But the subscribers are relatively big guy.
He's kind of you know, he's a bit more intimidating.
He's fairly popular, he's fairly respected and he definitely
would have been one of the last guys to give money to a bunch of
sweaty emo nerd kids, right, would have definitely been one
of the last ones. But since the emo kids go are
given the executive order to all right, well time to target
everyone. You know, since the since the
subscriber was riding the bus, well, he was one of everyone.
So they eventually went up to him and the subscriber was
almost in disbelief when some like emo kid coming over with
long leg hair with a shirt that says F society bro.
Ooh, woo rar just like a lot of cringe or something like that.
Please don't clip that. God.
ANYWAYS, like someone like that comes up to him is like, hey,
dude, like I'm sure you know about the emo society protection
services. And I just thought, you know,
it'd be pretty smart of you to like just like to chip in a
little bit. Really, really goes a long way.
Like bro was acting like he was at like at the cashier being
like, would you like to give $2.00 to, you know, starving
kids in this country? It's like, would you like to do
that? Bro is acting the same way like
that except the difference between the guy in the cash
register asking if you want to give a dollar to to starving
kids in some country right? The difference is that's an
actual charitable organization. Obviously is some some of them
don't give as much as they as you think and you have to really
look into that. Just another little tip slash
advice. However, this was not some
charitable organization. This was literally going to the
emo kid fund, which I don't know, like funded their Pokémon
card collection, their Yu-gi-oh tournaments.
Like dude, what? And that's no dig to Pokémon
cards. Dude.
I used to love that in fifth grade Pokémon Season 1 is
goaded. I didn't really watch it beyond
that, but I'm sure the other seasons were pretty good too.
So yeah, I don't know. The subscribers is looking at
them with this just look of shock and disbelief.
So the subscriber kind of is he makes eye contact with the
e-mail kid who says this. The emo kid is looking at him
and it's funny. The e-mail kid is almost looking
at this kid like impatiently. It's like the e-mail kids like
come on, bro, like I don't got all day.
We're not going to be on the bus forever.
And the subscribers, like, hey, man, like, I think I'm gonna
have to decline, right? And the emo kid looks at him
like he just said, like, unintelligible gibberish, right?
It's like he was speaking tongues for a second.
The emo kids like, dude, I don't really think you know what
you're doing when you say that, bro.
And the subscriber is like, what?
What are you gonna do? And the funniest thing is that,
like, the emo kid was like stuttering after he was asked
what is he going to do? Because like, the way that the
emo kids went about it was very strategic in the way that they
kind of like, built intimidation without actually ever enforcing
intimidation. And they also never really
directly threatened. They always implied.
So the subscriber was basically like, what are you going to do
about it, bro? It was so funny because like the
emo kid legitimately just didn't really know what the protocol
was because no one, no one had ever said no to them.
So the emo kids like, well, you're definitely not going to
want to do that. Kind of just the, the once
again, the whole like, oh, you you're messing up, bro.
What where it's like, am I like, am I actually messing up?
Because it kind of just seems like you guys really just don't
want me to do that. Like it doesn't seem like you
actually have any bite. Seems like a lot of bark, but it
seems like I don't know if you guys have ever walked by a house
with the loudest barking dog. One thing I've noticed because
look, I have pugs or I've always had pugs through my entire life.
They're small little puff balls, right?
They bark so loud. I found that, like, the dogs
making the most noise are normally the small little
harmless ones in the big dogs that could actually, like, rip
your esophagus out of your throat.
Those ones are pretty silent and only bark when they really need
to. And it's kind of the same here.
Like the emo kid, gang, squad, whatever.
It's like they have a lot of bark, but there's no bite.
So yeah, anyways. Right.
The emo kid walks over to the other four emo kids.
They're talking, and then all four of them walk over and
they're really like one of them's like, dude, I heard you
decided not to get the insurance plan, which is I totally suggest
against. I mean, I'm just gonna say this
right now, but everyone else here has bought the insurance
plan and it's just like, look at them.
They're all safe. They're all good.
They're all happy. Like, they're safe.
I really don't think that, you know, you should not do it.
And like the subscribers sing to himself.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. This is like the worst logic
I've ever heard. So in Family Guy, there's a
really funny clip, super relevant, by the way, where
Peter, I forgot exactly what, but he like, buys, you know, I
think like mythical dragon insurance.
And he's like trying to argue that, well, he hasn't had any
mythical Dragons attack him. So it's actually working out.
And this is Loki, the same thing.
It's like, it's like if I used to offer it, like if I was
paying $10,000 a month and like, I don't know, I don't know,
alien abduction insurance and I'm like, guys, it's so worth
it. Like I've not been or alien
abduction protection and like, guys, this is so worth it.
How about being abducted by aliens?
Like bro proof. Yeah, kind of the same kind of
logic right there. So the, you know, yeah, the
subscriber tells the emo kids like that's terrible logic, bro.
Like just cuz they're paying for protection doesn't mean they're
actually being protected from anything.
And the emo kids are like, well, you know, if you don't pay up
right now, well, then you're, you're going to, you're going to
wish that you paid for it. And the subscribers like, what?
What do you mean? If I don't pay right now, I'm
going to wish I paid for it? Like that literally makes no
sense, bro. Like, I, I hate to break it to
you, but you're not the smartest cookie, bro.
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer by a mile.
Yeah. So anyways, right, the e-mail
kid, like all four of them are like, you know what?
You're like, you know what? OK, you're not going to buy the
protection plan. Then you're not going to be
protected, bro. And you know, he's like, OK, the
subscribers like, cool. And they're like, because people
are starting to look around, like people are starting to look
up. They're starting to look at like
what's going on. They're starting to talk.
And I think the e-mail kids are realizing that, like, if they
don't, if they don't do something, like if they don't
start to like, I don't know, actually follow through with
their threats or actually make a threat, well then, dude, no
one's going to take them seriously anymore.
So they all go away and they sit down and they sit down and like
the emo reserve section. Yeah, that's like the goofiest
thing I've ever heard. But apparently they had like a
kind of a like a quote UN quote reserve section for the emo
kids. I don't get it either.
Guys, don't ask me. And then so they were like
planning. They were like plotting in
there. And the subscribers like, Oh, my
God, like, this is so cringe. And yeah, so sure enough, right,
the emo kids, eventually they get all get up and they all walk
back over and they're like, dude, like, you're gonna have to
fight us, bro. And the subscribers, like, what?
He's like, yeah, you're gonna have to do a 1V1 match in front
of everyone to respect your honor.
And the subscribers, like, I'm not doing that.
And they're like, well, it's not a choice, bro.
He's like, you have to fight our best fighter.
And he points to one of the emo kids.
Look, no disrespect to the emo kid, but that's my official
reaction. That's my official comment on
the on the fight, right? If I had to give fight
commentary, it would just be like a snort laugh.
Literally that would be my fight commentary of the day.
So yeah, basically why? Why?
I think it's funny because they're like, this is our best
fighter. Points to some guy who's like
super scrawny and look, I'm low key got the skeleton build.
Like I've been going to the gym six months, right?
I'm looking a little better for sure.
But at the end of the day, I still got the Minecraft skeleton
build. There's no question about it.
So I can only say so much. But the same time I'm not going
to parade around as someone's best fighter, you know what I
mean? So yeah, he's like, they're
like, yeah, this is the issue. Our best fighter points to some
kid. He's like hunched over, like
literally has bet he he, he's walking around and carrying
himself like he's a 95 year old man when he's like 14 or
whatever 6th graders are this, I don't even know anymore.
He's got like super long black hair.
He's like hunched over. He's in an oversized band
T-shirt. He probably weighs like 60 lbs,
which I probably did in 6th grade too, but I'm not.
Once again, I'm not saying I'm there.
I'm someone's best fighter. I'm not like saying like, yeah,
I'm a, I'm an MMM, like a like, I don't know.
I'm not like an MMA heavyweight or something, bro.
Like that's the difference between him and me.
So yeah, anyways, the subscribers like, dude, like I
don't think you want to do this. And the Evo kids are like, yeah,
well, I think we do. And the subscribers like, OK,
and then the emo kids all had this look at their face, 'cause
I think they were really like, OK, they were really trying to
this call the subscribers bluff, which is kind of ridiculous
because why would the subscriber back out?
I mean, he now knows that the only quote UN quote danger he
would be protected from is the emo kid who's like the Super
scrawny little kid. Oh yeah, I need protection from
him. Yeah, right bro, let's yeah,
yeah. OK man, sure.
Yeah, but anyways, right, So the emo kids are like, oh, well,
fine. And this is all while the bus is
going on. I think the bus driver just has
completely given up caring. And it's like, look, I get paid
to transport the kids from place A to place B, and that's all
I'll be doing. I'll be manning the ship.
Even if all the passengers fight each other to the death, I don't
really care. So this point, right, word is
spreading really quickly that the emo kids are finally like,
that's Oh my God, man, someone's going against the emo society.
This is the dumbest idea ever. Like how dare?
Like how could they? Like, why don't they just pay
the like the measly pennies or whatever?
It's probably a bit more than a few pennies, but you know what I
mean? So a word spread really fast
that there was like a quote UN quote fight going on versus the
emo society versus someone who didn't pay in this like the emo
kids, like this rode a lot on them.
Like this was really, this was a big deal for them.
Because if you think about it, this will really kind of decide,
you know, how much authority they actually have, you know
what I mean? Because if all of a sudden
they're just saying like, Oh yeah, like you're going to pay
or this is going to happen. Well, now we actually get to see
what's going to quote UN quote happen if you don't pay them
before we get into the fight, Which is actually pretty funny.
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So yeah, the emo kids or one emo kid, remember, because the fight
was supposed to be the one emo kid versus the subscriber.
So the one emo kid. So they they do it at like the
back of the bus because like the back of the bus, it like it
normally is like each row has two sets of seats.
So there's on the left side, there's a seat and on the right
side there's a seat. But the very, very back of the
bus, there's only a seat on the left side, which means the right
side is like open. So they basically quote, UN
quote, have like a fighting arena back there, or they at
least make a fighting arena as of right now.
So a lot of kids are looking back.
A lot of kids are super interested to see what's
happening. And the subscriber really isn't
worried. He's probably got about 80 lbs
of muscle on this kid and probably about 5 to 6 inches of
height. Maybe this emo kid isn't
actually that short, but since he's hunched over because
society's made him like that, he's literally like 6 inches
shorter, bro. So yeah, the subscriber doesn't
plan on like pulverizing this kid.
What the subscriber plans on doing is letting this kid make
the first move and literally just like stopping him.
Like you know how like I don't know if you've ever seen like
the big guy and like the small person runs after them and like
tries to fight them, but the big guy outstretches his palm, his
hand and like palms the guy in his head and literally just
pushes him away. Like keeps him away.
The subscriber doesn't actually want to hurt the kid because he
doesn't want to get in trouble. And like the emo society would
totally be like, you hurt me. I'm going to report you.
So he's literally just going to try and like dominate the kid
and not let him touch him anyways, right.
So so like the subscriber was watching right before like the
fight or whatever, the three other emo kids, they were like
huddled behind like in a corner, like talking to each other and
they were whispering. OK, so since they were
whispering to each other, obviously the subscriber doesn't
know exactly verbatim what they were saying, however, right?
However, based on what the you know, they did right after the
subscriber can infer what they were saying.
So basically probably what they were saying was that one like,
are boys going to lose? I think they were just like
looking at it really like seriously.
And I think that like they put the the emo kid forward before
they actually realized the subscriber was actually going to
go through with it and be totally fine, like, you know,
fighting the kid or whatever. And so they're like, OK, I think
our boys actually going to lose. Second of all, they were
probably saying OK, and if our boy gets absolutely demolished,
well, then people are going to start to really question why
they need to pay us for protection of like the emos,
like why they need to pay the emos society for protection.
And then if they Start Stop paying us, then like we're going
to lose our power and then people are going to disjoin the
member and then the whole thing is going to fall apart.
They start to realize it's so much Rd. on this very thing.
So they decided that they probably came to the conclusion
based on what they're about to do that it's probably better off
to just play dirty and win than lose and play fair.
So right as like one of the emo kids, so they all stop puddling
and talking to each other and the emo kids like 321 go.
And when he says go, not only does the emo kid that was
supposed to be like fighting or whatever, but all of the other
three Russian as well. So now the subscriber has a four
V1 fight. So yeah, the subscriber sees
this and he's a little caught off guard, but he's pretty good
in the fact that he doesn't let it let him like, I don't know,
get like psyched out by it. Because I think look, one of
probably like the what could have happened was even though
the subscriber could have taken 4V1, just the fact that he was
basically unexpectedly taken on by three others, like 3 more
than he expected. That might have been enough to
kind of like shock him or like confuse him enough that what
happens is he just gets so thrown off guard that he just,
you know, loses because of that. However, though, these were 3-4,
I should say, kind of scrawny and insignificant emo kids.
Like not trying to be mad disrespectful to them, but just
being straight up. They're not going to win, bro.
There's a reason why I'm not fight.
I don't pick fights with random kids in the football team.
It's just physically, it's just not going to work, dude.
And I'm just aware. I'm just at least I just
understand, bro. So what ends up happening is all
for the e-mail kids rush in and this OK, the subscriber, Loki's
kind of clean with it. He kind of like the first thing
he does is he kind of like they all start charging in head
first, but they're charging it in such a weird way.
Like what they do is they just like, they just like lean
forward and go charge, right? And So what the subscriber does
is he realizes they're just trying to use momentum in their
favor. So he just kind of like walks
steps aside a little bit and like all four of them like miss
the like the subscriber and like crash into the back of the bus.
So two of them were basically out for the count.
Like 2 of them were like owie my knee.
So now it's a 2V1 and they both start going and swinging.
They're just like rapidly swinging their wrists or but
like since they're basically just skeletons bro, I mean, OK,
kind of me too. So like I'm not coming for them.
I'm just spitting reality. I'm speaking facts about the
situation. They used to start like
swinging, but the subscriber just like outstretches his arm
to like block against it and one of them slaps into it and
they're like, they basically collapsed at the floor because
they hit the subscriber too hard for them.
The subscribers taking zero damage at this point.
And then the final emo kid is just looking at the subscriber
and he just walks away. Like he literally just like
calls a draw. So this point, like the whole
the whole bus erupts into laughter.
Like this is the worst case scenario for the emo society.
Worst case scenario. So yeah, yeah, everyone burst
into laughter. They're all like, I don't know,
this is like the worst possible case scenario, as I just said.
And the reason why is like, if if the emo kid lost the one V1,
well then OK, that's that's that's yeah, OK, that's pretty
embarrassing. And they would have lost a lot
of clout, but it's not as bad as them not only losing the four
V1, which is like the most power they can exert on the bus, but
they also lost it so embarrassingly.
I mean two of them basically got they they knocked themselves
out, not literally but they they were out for the count because
the subscriber stepped out of the way and they had no physical
control. The other one swung on the
subscriber and basically took himself out because it hurt too
bad when he made contact with the subscriber who barely
flinched. And then the final one just
quit. Like Dang, bro, I don't know,
it's like the most embarrassing law.
So as soon as the bus stops and they all get off, word spreads
of like the the subscriber V for emo kids, very basically V the
emo society spread so quick and like everyone was talking about
it because a lot of kids had to pay for like the emo society,
like protection, whatever. It also it wasn't just on the
bus. There was like bus protection,
recess protection, lunch protection, like all this type
of stuff. And word spread super quickly.
And the emo society was legitimately seeing the rate of
people at which like did like their services.
Like the bus was almost 90% at one point.
Lunch and recess were like 60%. They saw it half like the bus
only like 30% of people the next day did it.
And a recess only like like half of or I guess like the bus would
be like 50% of people did it. Recess was like 20.
It was like even worse than getting halved, right?
So the emo society must have because look, the subscriber
wasn't there. But it's very fair to conclude
that the emo society had to have a meeting about this because in
all fairness, the subscriber really did just like destroy hat
like destroy the like the clout and the kind of the perception
of this organization. Like this organization only
works because of the perception. Like this organization is only
like strong or powerful or whatever because of people's
perception of it. Oh, look at this beautiful
combo. Yeah, I'm finally good at
Minecraft guys. Now, sorry, but anyways, right.
So yeah, it's just like he completely obliterated this, you
know, the there of reach. And The thing is too, it's not
going to like stay here. It's not as if, oh, OK, only the
next day half the people are buying into our protection
services. It's not as if it's just going
to stay steady like that. There's a good shot it continues
to decay from here because the people who paid maybe just
weren't, probably a good chunk of them weren't aware of the
whole situation that happened. And then they're probably a lot
of them weren't aware that so many people have stopped paying
for it. So when those people become
aware, then even less the next day.
And then the people that stay still paying, they're going to
be like, why am I still paying? And even less and less and less
and less. So yeah, the emo society was
worried. So they decided that they are
going to put the subscriber on their their hit list basically.
Yeah. So anyways, right, this look,
the subscriber kind of didn't really want this attention in
the 1st place. He really wasn't looking to be
like that guy, if that makes sense.
Like he didn't want to have like a reputation.
Like even if it was a good reputation, like it definitely
no one liked the e-mail society. Some people, even the people who
joined it, some were just joining it because they like the
fact that it was powerful. They didn't actually like the
way they went about it. But most people, I can guarantee
you, we're definitely not a fan of paying money every single
day. So we definitely got a good
reputation, but I totally agree with the subscriber when in some
cases it's honestly better to have no reputation than a
reputation, even if that reputation is good.
Because like, I don't know, I definitely don't want people
talking about me. I don't want anything like that.
It's not. It's just like, I totally get
it. However, the subscribers also
wear, well, I mean, I have this reputation now.
So it's like, I don't know, at least at least like, let me use
it, you know what I mean? So sure enough, the the
subscriber would people would come up to him and be like, wow
man, I heard about what happened today.
That's real cool. The subscriber is like, thanks
dude. Like I don't know, thanks man.
But yeah, so The thing is, though, at some point one person
came up and said, hey, man, like, like good stuff today.
But just so you know, you're on like the emo society's hit list.
Like I got a boy who's like, in it, doesn't really like it, but
it's just in it for the sake of being in it.
And he, they, he said that they had like an executive meeting
and they put you on the hit list and the subscriber look like the
subscribers just gonna be straight up.
He's not super worried about being on, oh, I'm on their hit
list, right. It's like, oh, man, like, do I
need to pay for protection against their hit list?
Because the subscriber does. Remember what happens when the
emo society fights back, which is they send four of their guys
in an unfair 4V1 and they get absolutely smoked without the
subscriber having to like really do much more than step aside and
lift up his hand. So the subscribers like OK man,
like that's fine. They can have me on their quote
UN quote hit list or whatever. I genuinely do not care.
So anyways, the subscriber was walking home from school.
So he takes the bus to school, but he walks home from school.
It just like the subscriber. Some days he'll take the bus
back, but it's also on a nice day or whatever.
If it is, if it's nice out, right, if it's nice out and if
he doesn't live that far away, to be honest, he just like in
the morning, he's like, you know, it's too long of a walk.
I'll just take the bus. But on like he does enjoy a nice
walk back. So anyways, the subscriber at
the end of the day, after everyone talking about him,
right, is just walking back home.
So the subscribers walking home and that's when he notices that
behind him there's this there's this kid who's dressed in all
black. So the subscriber isn't like
being super suspicious yet, but he does now know that he's upset
the entire emo society and that he's quote UN quote on like a
hit list or whatever, whatever that's supposed to mean for like
an emo squad in 6th grade, like whatever that's supposed to
mean. So he's walking back and he
notices this kid behind him. So he's just thinking to
himself, OK, well, I'm just going to keep an eye out for
this kid. Like I'm just going to be aware
of him, stuff like that, right? I'm not going to be too worried.
And he's noticing like in this peripheral.
And when he looks back very quickly, the emo kid or someone
who looks like an emo kid is starting to gain traction on him
and starting to gain traction on him kind of quick.
So the subscribers like, OK, this is a little bit weird.
So the subscriber turns around and what his plan was is he's
he's going to be like, hey, like or just like stop walking to tie
his shoe because he's not actually intimidated of like the
emo kit, right? Or the emo kits.
He doesn't know how many he's got to fight.
He's already fought for them and they've all gotten owned
immediately. So he's not worried.
He just wants to know cuz like can he put in his headphones and
relax or does he have to deal with one of these emo kits?
That's really the question. So the subscriber turns around
planning to be like, what's good or at least stand still so that,
you know, the e-mail kid either has to come up to him or goes
away, turns around and no one's behind him.
And he kind of looks a little bit around and he he doesn't see
anyone, which is really weird. He's like, OK, well there's
definitely a kid behind me, but now I'm kind of sussed out right
now. So yeah, sure enough, the
subscribers like, OK man, whatever, I'm just going to keep
going. Subscriber kind of like gets up
and keeps walking home. And that's when he hears like
about 10 minutes later, he hears it's about like a 1520 minute
walk. That's why he normally takes the
bus because he's like, I don't feel like doing this or 25
minute whatever. He hears like 10 minutes later
hears, hears kind of like rustling the Bush.
So he turns over and he looks at the Bush, and then the rustling
stops, and he kind of looks at it for a second and keeps going.
Probably wild animal, he thinks. Right.
I mean, I always hear that, Like, there's always, like,
especially if you live anywhere near any kind of woods or
natural integration, right? You're going to hear animals,
squirrels, bears, whatever. Little bugs, they're going to be
like, crawling around. They're going to be living their
life. And, yeah, So the subscriber
doesn't think that much of it. Anyways, he gets back home and
he gets walks inside and as he's walking in, he just gets a
feeling to turn around and he turns around and he looks on the
other side of the street and he sees like the emo kid standing
there. So the subscriber full on turns
around and yells at him. He's like, he's like, hey.
And then the emo kid runs away. So the subscriber is like, God
Dang it. Like I knew I was being
followed. So yeah, sure enough, right.
The subscriber is just like, OK, well, I'm for sure being
followed right now. That's not great, but what are
you going to do about it? And so the subscriber like goes
back inside and kind of just kind of waits it out to see
what's up. And after about an hour he's
like, OK, the kid is definitely gone.
Like I don't even need to worry about it, like whatever now.
So yeah, sure enough, it's about like 2 hours later, it's getting
late, he's done his homework and he's at the dinner table with
his parents. And so on the 1st floor at the
where his dinner tables at, there's kind of like a pretty
good view of the yard behind him and the outside.
So his parents are sitting away from the window and he's sitting
facing towards the window. So his parents can't see out the
window, but he can. So they're just enjoying dinner,
as, you know, they normally do. And that's when the subscriber
notices like movement in the Bush.
And once again, he's like, OK, probably an animal, but he's
also a little paranoid because, you know, this emo kid followed
him back home and he keeps watching.
And that's when he sees a very clearly not an animal, but a
person running from 1 Bush to another.
So the subscriber is like, Oh my God, the emo kid, he's still
here. So the subscriber asks his
parents. He's like, hey, can I be excused
for a second? They're like, sure.
And so the subscriber gets up, walks past them and walks
outside. His parents are probably like
weirded out, but they're also like whatever.
Subscriber walks into the backyard and he sees the e-mail
kid like squatting in one of the bushes.
So he goes up to him, basically picks him up by his like black
Metallica hoodie or whatever. And it's just like like looks at
him. He's like, who are like, what
are you doing here? He's like, like the emo society
sent me. You're on their hit list.
And he's like, I don't know what that means.
And I don't care what that means.
Like, what are you doing in my backyard?
The emo kids, like, I'm I'm supposed to like fight you or
something? He's like, all right, fine,
let's fight them. The emo kids like, no, look, I
mean, hey, man, like are you really expecting the e-mail kid
to actually put up a fight? Are you looking actually
expecting something to come from this?
No. So yeah, the subscribers like,
all right, well, send a little message back like that, you
know, they can bring it on, but that this is not a good way to
go about it because I'm about to tell everyone that they sent a
quote of quote, assassin and that their assassin completely
failed. And the e-mail kids, like, I'm
gonna put a spell on you if you're not careful.
It's like, yeah, OK, bro, put a spell on me.
Sure. Like, I'm so worried right now.
I'm literally quaking in my boots, dude.
So facts. True.
So the subscriber goes back inside and his parents are like,
oh, what was that? He's like, I just needed, like,
I just needed to like, brush a breath of fresh air.
I just felt a little stuffy. And they both kind of looked at
each other. But also like, his parents
aren't going to be like, well, we don't believe you.
This is not, it's not that deep. And they knew it.
So anyways, next day rolls around and the subscriber is
getting on the bus and the subscriber is pretty mad.
Like he's just really angry that it came to the point where the
emo kids were like, oh, and now we're going to like, I don't
know. Now we're going to like threaten
you or whatever and send people to your house.
Like here's the thing. The subscriber wasn't actually
ever threatened by any of this. It was just genuinely annoying.
Like, The thing is right now, these emo kids are not actually
scary. They're not actually threatening
or anything like that. But The thing is, they are
really annoying. Like, that's the worst thing
about this. Like the worst thing at all is
how just annoying this has been. Like total like this has just
been so annoying because he keeps, he just has to keep
dealing with it, right? He just kind of has to keep
dealing with like these emo kids coming over and like, I don't
know, it's like none of them individually or even in a group
are a threat. It's just the fact that he has
to exert mental energy to deal with these people is just so
annoying. So yeah, sure enough, the the
subscriber. The next day on the bus, he has
a plan, man. He has a plan and it's a pretty
good one. So basically when people get on
the bus, the subscriber kind of like figures out which ones are
most likely going to like be like shown like the emo kids are
going to walk up to. Because it used to be almost 90%
at their peak, but now it's at a point where most of them don't
pay in. But still like 20 to 30% are
probably still going to pay the emo kids.
And you can kind of just tell who it is and the subscriber
kind of remembers. So the subscriber goes around to
about half the people because he wants to make sure he gets, he
wants to overshoot. Then undershoot goes up to them
and says, hey, I'm offering protection against the emo kids
for free. And they were like, oh, and he's
like, do you want to sign up for my quote UN quote protection
services? It's free.
And they're like, what's the catch?
He's like, dude, I just freaking hate these kids.
And they're like, all right, yeah, me too.
So before the emo kids even get on the bus, because the emo kids
are normally like one of the last pickups before they all go
in, basically every kid either it is the kids that would have
been approached, the subscriber doesn't go up to because he
knows the emo kids aren't going to approach them anyways.
But now it's like all the kids, the emo kids would have
approached, the subscriber now has like basically been like,
yeah, I'm giving you protection against them for free.
So the e-mail kids get on the bus and they very confidently
and like vary in like kind of like a cocky manner, right?
They go up to the same people that they always go up to,
basically expecting that they will have no issue wrangling
some money out of them or Pokémon cards or, I don't know,
Yu-gi-oh, I don't know, whatever you guys are doing.
And the kids are like, hey, like, sorry, I already got
protection like from someone else.
And they're like, what? There's another emo squad, and
they're like, no, actually the subscriber points back there is
offering protection against you guys for free, which is just a
better deal. And they basically go on to say,
yeah, and it kind of looks like you can offer pretty good
protection. So yeah, sure enough, the emo
kids are really surprised by this.
They're really taken aback. So like all four of them storm
up to the subscriber sitting where he normally sits and
they're like, dude, this is not cool.
You don't want to mess with the emo society and the subscribers.
Like, bro, do you literally not remember what happened
yesterday? Like, do you not remember the
last time you guys came up? And we're like, you really don't
want to mess with us? Do you remember what happened?
Because I can say one thing, I certainly do.
And also the entire school certainly does.
And the emo kids are definitely in a much worse position now.
Like before, like literally a day ago, they almost had 90 of
kids, like going for this. Like they almost had everyone
totally going for this. And now they've completely lost.
Like almost everyone. Actually, they've lost everyone
at least on the bus and the, you know, the subscribers like hey,
but like, hey man, like I wasn't even going to do this.
Like as much as I don't like you guys, I wasn't even planning on
going through and really just deciding to stop you guys out.
But here's the thing, you guys went too far by sending like one
of your little goons to my house.
And by the way, he did nothing and I'm spreading the word as
soon as I get to school that you're you guys sent a clown
after me and he got owned, but that really went too far.
You guys went into my personal space, and now I will not rest
until your organization is no more.
And the emo kids no longer could put up a brave face because in
reality, they realized that they were about to get owned.
Yeah. Because, like, the truth is,
like, honestly, bro, like, at this point, the what did the emo
kids have left? Like, what ammunition did they
have left in the tank, man? Like, seriously?
Like, what else were they going to do?
So the emo kids were like, oh, all this kind of stuff, right.
And the subscribers like, OK, bro, like what are you going to
do about it? So the emo kids, like what they
do is they, they leave the subscriber alone and they try
and wrestle even one person. They try and get at least one
person, but no, they go up almost through everyone offering
their protection services. And people that would normally
say yes, we're like, Nah, I got the subscriber protecting me.
And people that would say no are like, no, you know.
So anyways, once they get off the bus, the subscriber like
gets off. And what the subscriber does is
he goes to all the other places, recess, lunch, hallway,
whatever. He tries to spread the word that
he's offering protection services for free as far and
wide as possible. So yeah, sure enough, really
quickly the word spread and basically got to the point where
it was like the subscribers, like I will give you default
protection. Like basically anyone who said
I'm being protected by the subscriber was now protected by
the subscriber. Like they didn't even need to
like go up to him individually. He just said, I got you guys
like, don't worry about it, I got you all.
So, yeah, the e-mail school, like the e-mail society had like
an emerge convene, like an emergency meeting that day.
And they had already lost like 80% of membership throughout the
last like 24 hours. Like people were just like, I
screw this, whatever, right? And so the final members were
just like, what are we going to do?
Like this is so bad. We no one is like falling for
our stuff anymore. People are just like laughing us
out. And they kind of came to the
conclusion that they were going to have one last hurrah because
they were either because at this point, if they were able to
prove dominance over the subscriber, they would have a
shot to regain their empire. But they really had to give it
their everything or else they would be doomed to fail.
And they basically said, OK, we're going to have one last
hurrah. This is a Hail Mary, but we're
putting everything into it. And if not, we dissolve the
organization. So anyways, Fast forward to
Recess subscribers chilling with one of his boys, and that's when
they notice a squad of 10 emo kids walking towards him.
And right before the emo kids like you, like we're spreading
the word as fast as possible that the emo society was about
to take out the subscriber once and for all and truly prove
their dominance. If you think about it actually
makes a lot of sense for them to do this because like, what else
are they gonna? They have no power.
Now the like the subscriber has legitimately blocked every angle
that they have. But if they take out the
subscriber, I mean, metaphorically, they're not
gonna Merc a kid. They're 6th graders, right?
But like prove dominance over him.
Then all of a sudden they have full power again.
They just need to like regain it and use that momentum.
So they spread the word really quickly that the emo squad, the
e-mail society was about to prove once and for all that they
are truly dominant over the subscriber, right?
And the subscriber can't actually protect you and that
they are the only ones that truly offer protection.
So yeah, a lot of kids were like talking about it.
A lot of kids were watching. And basically like a massive
circle began to form as the emo kids began to like close in on
the subscriber. So the subscribers friend is
like, Oh my God, dude. Like my friend is texting me
that the emo kids are coming for you.
That like the last remaining 10 are going to prove dominance
over you. Like, what does that mean, man?
And the subscribers like, dude, don't worry about me.
Don't worry. Just like, don't worry about me,
man. Like I, I got it.
And the subscribers like, dude, I can go with you.
He's like, no, first of all, I got this.
Like it could be 100 V 1. I'd still win.
Like I'm more afraid of 100 toddlers than 100 emo kids
coming after me, if I'm being real, he said.
But also, if there's even like if I can show that it's like
A1V10 that I win, like that would literally end them for
all. If it was a 10V2, then maybe
they'd have a look. It would be a little
questionable, even though it would be pretty obvious.
But if I win this, it's done. So yeah, the e-mail kids, all
ten of them are walking towards the subscriber.
They're like, are you scared, man?
We're going to give you one shot to back down.
And the subscribers like kind of like walking around pacing a
little bit, like like, no, man, like I'm ready for this.
I think the emo kids were hoping that, you know, this, the, the
sheer number of them would be enough for leverage.
But now the emo kids are like, fine, then we'll have a final
duel. And so sure enough, right, the
subscribers like, all right, man, that's cool with me.
So the emo kids start like they circle out and they almost like,
they now form like a circle around the subscriber.
And the subscriber. This is his biggest challenge
yet. Because I don't care if it's 10
toddlers. I don't care if it's ten like
inanimate objects, 10 is a big 10 V 1 of anyone.
That's still going to be tough to win.
O basically right? The subscriber is starting to
realize that he thinks the emo kids are going to charge.
So what he thinks they're going to do is, right, they surround
him and then they all charge in and basically tackle him to the
ground because all ten of them coming in from different
directions probably would be able to tackle him, right?
And that would be kind of a problem because, you know, you
look 10 taught like even like 10 like really weak, shrimpy emo
kids, right? If ten of them have you pinned
down, that is still extremely difficult to break out of.
But the subscriber has an idea. So anyways, the emo kids, one of
them like I think the leader ones, like 321 charge and all
ten of them charge in from every direction.
So the subscriber has to do this extremely carefully, but he
executes it perfectly. The subscriber watches as they
all come in and as they're about to close in, he slips through
the cracks and only in like they don't realize and they all
charge in full speed expecting to make contact with the
subscriber, but the subscriber has slipped out.
So they all make contact with each other going full speed.
All ten of them hit the ground. None of them are like knocked
out or anything like serious, but they all hit the ground and
they're all like injured or whatever.
And they're all on the ground like moaning like, oh man, ow.
So yeah, the entire crowd that's formed around watching this,
they burst out into cheering. They all rush towards the
subscriber. They're they're like, they put
them on their shoulders because they knew that this was they
understood the seriousness of this fight and like how this
made or break this the emo society or whatever.
And yeah, later that day, the the remaining emo kids came
together and officially disbanded the emo society.
And from that point out, there were no other like quasi mafia
type gangs or whatever. They came together to offer
quote UN quote protection. The emo kids were like now they
were no longer organized and the emo society was just a thing of
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