How's it going on one today we got a story time of an iPad kid
who tries to build a nuclear reactor in his bedroom.
Yes, this is a standard brain rot genius IQ actually story
time and it is absolutely crazy and it ends in an interesting
way. I know you'll enjoy the story.
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just jump right into it. So we're going to call the
subscriber who submitted this story Kyle.
Anyways, so Kyle had this friend and his friend, we're going to
call him Ben. And this is one of the stories
where the Ben is actually not some like crazy evil.
Well, he's not some like evil bully, jerk, spoiled rich kid.
He's actually one of, you know, Kyle's friends, right?
But it's one of those, it's honestly one of these situations
we're very much almost like, if you've seen the show South Park,
how like Cartman is friends with actually Kyle Stan.
Actually, you know what we're going to call the other friend
in this stand just to stay on, you know, let's do it on theme
almost like that way where it's like they're friends with
Cartman, but they're really not. It's kind of one of those
situations where these guys kind of grew up together.
But the nice thing here is Ben isn't some like evil, super mean
jerk like Cartman. He's like a little bit like
that, but he's more so just delusional and crazy.
Like he's the one who's always getting them into some nonsense,
IE the story today, you know what I mean?
So sure enough, Ben is the kid who spends way too much time on
his iPad, man. I mean, he's the kid who's on
his iPad 24/7 really kind of like, I don't know, thinking,
you know, just watching everything, thinking everything
that he sees on his iPad as truth.
But he probably saw a obviously fake conspiracy theory video.
And this is a Yep, this is the gospel, this is true.
This is, this is science. This is my, this is, this is the
truth, bro. This is the truth.
You know, it's, it's one of those kids were just like super
gullible, but also not only it's a it's, it's, it's a
combination. Man, when I was younger and
honestly still now, like I was pretty gullible, but I wouldn't
act on the crazy things I fell for.
You know, I was definitely the type of kid if someone said
gullible is like written on the ceiling, I'd be like, I would
look up and just be in amazement of like, how did someone get up
to the ceiling? By the time then I realized that
I was just, you know, gullible anyways.
So sure enough, you know, I still didn't act on those crazy
things. So one day when Ben went down
the rabbit hole of well, you know, you know, here's the
thing, nuclear physics is very interesting.
I got a math degree. I did not get a physics degree,
but you know, nuclear engineering is very interesting.
But Ben started to turn into like a quasi super villain.
So I'll get into it. This all happened one day when
Stan and Kyle were kind of a sitting Saturday morning just
watching them cartoons together just kind of chilling.
You know, they're on their phones, whatever.
They hear the doorbell ring. So they get up and they go to it
and they open it up and sure enough it's you know, their
friend Ben, nothing crazy. So Ben is at the door acting all
mysterious and just being like a weird AF.
So of course, Stan and Kyle or Kyle says, like, do what's up,
bro? Like, we're just watching some
cartoons if you want to join. And just like, and Ben is like,
you know, I'm tempted to call him Carbon, but we'll call him
Ben. Ben is like, you know, I could
join you cabions watching your cartoons, absolutely destroying
your brains, rotting away, which is kind of ironic for the fact
that this kid spends all day watching Skippy toilet videos on
his iPad. But I'm not going to get into
that. He's like, yeah, you know, some
of us are working on, you know, evil schemes and building
buildings from crazy things to, you know, plot our world
domination. And Stan and Kyle just look at
each other like, oh, boy, here we go again.
Ben, you know, was mostly OK Ben was not a normal guy, but he was
entertaining. He was entertaining to say the
least. And he, you know, he every
couple months he would go on this like new tangent of doing
something a little bit too entertaining, right?
A couple months ago, he believed that, you know, he, you know, he
watched Iron Man and is like, wait a minute, I'm Tony Stark,
bro. So he tried to create, he tried
to create his own like Iron Man suit, which basically just meant
that he well, held two knives in his hands and like started
running around. And let's just say that that
didn't end that well. And he got a very, you know,
intense conversation from his parents how he can't run around
with two knives. And no, that does not make him
Iron Man. That makes some a threat to the
community. So he would always go on some
kind of tangent after watching something online.
So Stan and Kyle look at each other like, oh, brother, here we
go again. And you know, Stan looks over
and he's like, what do you even mean, dude?
Like, do you want to watch some cartoons or not?
He's like, you know, I just want to say hello.
And I wanted to offer an invite. I want to extend an invitation
to you to gentlemen, just because I wanted to give you the
opportunity to join my alliance. I, of course, am the number one
supervillain on here. However, I would, you know, I'm
looking for some hench men and I think you 2 would you know, I'd
extend the offer, but I would the offer won't be on the table
for long. And if you don't join, then you
might be on my enemies list. And Stan and Cow kind of look at
each other and they kind of have this look.
I'm just like, this is clearly crazy, but this could also be
really, really funny. So Stan looks over and is like,
OK, but maybe just don't call us hench men.
Ben's like, fine, I won't call you guys hench men directly.
But if anyone asks about the structure of my organization,
then I'm sorry, but I'm going to call.
I'm going to tell them that you guys are my hench men, but I
will not say degradingly to your face.
And Stan and Kyle kind of look at each other and kind of have
this look of like, OK, so they're like, sure, dude, like
what's your evil plan? He's like, I can't say it here.
The FBI, the CIA, the KGB, every government organization
definitely knows about me and my powers.
They I must be on every watch list because they understand
that an evil is growing. So I can your, your house is
probably bugged, Kyle. Kyle's like, oh, so that's why
the two FBI agents were here this morning.
And that's like, Oh my God, I've already said too much.
You guys have to come with me right now.
There, Kyle once again, look at each other like, OK, so they're
walking over and, you know, Sam's like, oh, trying to like
get some information So he's like, can like, what made you
decide that? You know, you wanted to form
this super villain club thing? It's like, it's not a club,
Kyle. And also I, I didn't, it's not
like I realized it. I've been this way my entire
life. This is a combination of my
life's work, which like bro, literally 2 months ago buddy was
like pretending to be Iron Man and whatever, whatever, right?
This is one of the things to stay in college is like just
spamming the side eye emoji every 5 seconds brother, just
looking at each other. And they're also like, they're
like OK man, I can't laugh because if they laugh then like
Ben's definitely going to kick them out and this is going to be
too funny for them not to say. So anyways, Ben is, you know,
brings him over to his house, goes and they go down into the
basement. He's like, yeah, one, one second
he like, turns around and he's like, what's the security code?
And they're like, dude, what? He's like, I can't let you in if
you don't know the security code.
It's the rules of the secret layer.
And then you like, look, Ben like looks at them and the
whispers like the code is banana and Kyle's like apple.
And then it's like false, two more attempts.
And if you don't, you both die. And Kyle's like orange and
Ben's, like, false. And then you like, focus in the
whisper. He's like, guys, guys, it's
banana, guys, I'm telling you, it's banana.
Oh, my God. He's like, one more chance.
Or the whole place blows up. And Kyle is so tempted to just
keep trolling and say something else, but he's like, OK,
whatever. I don't want to.
I just want to see this. It's like banana.
And Ben's like, beep, beep, beep, beep activated.
All right, you can join me. So they walk downstairs and they
just see this absolute nightmare fuel disaster fest.
They see, OK, so it's basement floor.
It's like a concrete basement floor.
They see this is where these are get worried.
They see a bunch of cans of gasoline, a lawnmower that's
like flipped on its side, a bunch of random tools, a bunch
of random copper wire, and like there's like gasoline poured all
over it. And they're just like, OK, what
the fuck? OK.
And then it's like, as you can see, I spent the last night on
YouTube Shorts learning the intricacies of nuclear
engineering and physics. I learned it all very quickly
cause you know, I'm not only as a supervillain, I'm also a super
genius turn supervillain. By the way they look at each
other this point, Stan and Kyle are like, Nah, bro, like this,
this is going too far, bro. Like this is OK.
Then like, let's, let's rein it in a little bit buddy.
Back step a couple of times. It's a single pause on this.
No more play. Let's let's pause.
And he's like, and after all the studying, what you have before
you is a nuclear reactor core. And once I activate it, all the
world governments will bow down to me, whatever demands I wish.
And you too, is my minions. And in Kyle's head, he's like,
yo, I think you mean accomplices, bro.
Oh my. Anyways, as my minions, I will
also give you I will great you be a both one wish.
I get infinite wishes though, or demands wishes.
Same things after I build the nuclear reactor core.
Anything's possible. And at this point Stan and Kyle
are like, oh dude, this is great.
You're going to re like turn this on.
How are you going to do that? And when they're just trying to
gather information to keep themselves safe, bro, he's like,
yes, in exactly 45 minutes when the clock strikes 5, because I
have a cartoon coming out at 4:30 and I want to watch it.
And then after that world domination, I will turn on the
nuclear reactor core by and he pulls out a lighter.
He's like setting this on here and I've done the math, but he's
not done the math. I've done the math.
And I tell you, it will work. And every world government will
start hitting up my phone and everyone's going to hit my phone
and they're probably going to want to follow me on Instagram
too. And my Instagram follower ratio
is going to be better than it is now because it needs low
improvement. But yeah, that's not the point.
The point is that that I'm going to have control of the world
government. So you guys see, they're going
to be at my feet. They're going to be doing
whatever I want on my feet. Pause.
It did whatever anyway. So Kyle's kind of just like,
dude, like, how do you know this is going to make a nuclear
reactor core? Kind of just seems like you have
a bunch of wire and shit and whatever, and you're just going
to set on fire and it's going to be probably not a good thing to
do in your basement. It's like, Kyle, do you not
think that I've done the research?
Kyle does not think he's done the research.
Guys. Like, yeah, OK, so you said in
45 minutes you're going to set this thing on fire in your
basement. It's like turning on the nuclear
reactor core. Kyle, do not pay any attention
if you made this part of the video comment book down below.
I'm looking at a book on my floor.
Secret word of the day, confuse the people who don't have don't
make it this far into the video. ANYWAYS, so Stan and Kyle look
at each other and say, and Kyle are like, OK, that makes a lot
of sense. I got to go to the bathroom and
Kyle was like, yeah, me too, bro.
So they both go upstairs and they can't pull, like stand
pulls. Kyle's.
I said, dude, this is actually really, really bad.
And Kyle's like, dude, yeah, I knew that like this.
I knew the band was like intense after the whole Iron Man thing,
which was kind of funny but also not good.
But like, this is next level, dude.
Like he could burn down his house and if we let him do this,
like, are we not like accomplices for arson or
something? It stands like, dude, I don't
really know, like Oh my God. And they hear, hey guys, how's
it going? They turn around and it's Ben's
mom. OK, So you know, Ben's mom's
there and Stan's like, hey, Ben's mom, can we talk to you in
the kitchen? She's like, sure.
Guys like are you guys staying over for the night for a
sleepover? Like I can go talk like, I
didn't hear anything from your mom's yet.
You're totally welcome to do. And they're like, maybe let's
just talk in the kitchen. So they go into the kitchen and
Ben's mom's like just not expecting that herself about
explode the basement. And Kyle's like, so I, I, I, I
don't really know how to put this.
And she's like, yes, you, you might want to check on Ben in
the basement. I don't know if what he's doing
down there is very safe. And she's like, what do you
mean? He's like, well, so he thinks
he's an evil super villain. And she's like, oh, Ben's having
one of his little funnies and he's like, yeah, but it's like
the Iron Man funny. She's like, oh God, what?
So basically by clarifying. And no, this is not one of his
funnies. This is one of his scary's and
he's like, yeah, so I don't really know how to put this, but
he went online and he thinks he knows how to construct a nuclear
reactor. She's like what?
And he's like, I, I don't know. I that's not the important point
here. So he brought us downstairs
because we wanted to see like what his supervillain layer was.
I don't know. I don't know.
I was curious and, well, we went down there and in the basement,
he has a bunch of metal wire and your lawnmower flipped over.
She's like my lawnmower. I just got that.
That's really expensive. He's like, OK, that's not the
worst part. He also has all the cans of
gasoline that you must have somewhere.
And he poured it all over, and he's a lighter.
And he says at 5:00, he's going to light it to turn on the
nuclear reactor. And then all the world leaders
are going to come together and bow down to him, and he's going
to get more instrument followers.
I don't really know, but I think you should do something about
it. She's like, Oh my God, John.
John is Ben's dad and John like Ben's dad walks and he's like,
what's up? Like, hey, sweetie would like
how it works. She's like, God, you and I need
to go down to the basement. Our son's trying to blow up the
basement. He's like, oh God, you can tell
by you can tell by like he's not, he's not shocked, he's not
terrified. He's not blown away Now he's
just like, oh boy, another one of these.
So sure enough, the, you know, Ben's parents go down to the
basement and Stan and Kyle like go up to the basement door, put
their like ear against it, just trying to listen in.
And they just like hear basically just like Ben's dad
being like, what the hell, son, what is this?
And you hear no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's a nuclear reactor.
Trust me, I have to turn this on the the word leaders and you get
to see her like muffled yelling and whatever and bands like I
nuclear react, nuclear reactor, blah, blah blah blah, world
domination, blah blah blah, blah, blah.
You guys are being so unfair. But but but just let me try to
light it. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
all that kind of stuff, right. So Stan and Kyle kind of look at
each other like we should probably leave.
And as they're about to leave, the door opens up with like
Ben's dad is like literally carrying him out as Ben is like
flailing his arms like no, no, my, my plot.
It's been it's been foiled. This won't be the end of it.
Well, domination is mine as he's like carried upstairs.
And then, you know, Ben's mom walks up just looking really
tired. Totally different energy.
She came in initially all like, OK, done with work.
Like, you know, it's going to be a good family night.
Oh, his friends are over. It's a nice or I guess not work.
It's a Saturday, but like, coming back.
It's gonna be nice family night. Maybe we can watch a movie.
Oh, little Benny boys, friends are over.
Oh, he tried to blow up the basement again.
Oh, my God. And she's just like, hey, guys.
Like, if you really, I don't know if tonight's the best night
for a sleepover. And Stan's like, Yep.
No, I I completely agree. We'll be walking back.
Yeah. Let me know if you need
anything. So they're walking back and Stan
Kyler just like, kind of walking in silence for a second.
That's when Stan says, Man, I wish we had normal friends.