1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:03,880 How's it going on one today we got a story time of an iPad kid 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:08,920 who tries to build a nuclear reactor in his bedroom. 3 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:15,320 Yes, this is a standard brain rot genius IQ actually story 4 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,800 time and it is absolutely crazy and it ends in an interesting 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,360 way. I know you'll enjoy the story. 6 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,440 So leave a like in the video right now to claim your free 7 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,800 nothing. Subscribe to the channel if 8 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,640 you're new and like stories. And with that being said, let's 9 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,120 just jump right into it. So we're going to call the 10 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,600 subscriber who submitted this story Kyle. 11 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:36,480 Anyways, so Kyle had this friend and his friend, we're going to 12 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,640 call him Ben. And this is one of the stories 13 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,000 where the Ben is actually not some like crazy evil. 14 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:46,200 Well, he's not some like evil bully, jerk, spoiled rich kid. 15 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,280 He's actually one of, you know, Kyle's friends, right? 16 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,680 But it's one of those, it's honestly one of these situations 17 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,720 we're very much almost like, if you've seen the show South Park, 18 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,720 how like Cartman is friends with actually Kyle Stan. 19 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,640 Actually, you know what we're going to call the other friend 20 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:05,440 in this stand just to stay on, you know, let's do it on theme 21 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,760 almost like that way where it's like they're friends with 22 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,360 Cartman, but they're really not. It's kind of one of those 23 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,680 situations where these guys kind of grew up together. 24 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,920 But the nice thing here is Ben isn't some like evil, super mean 25 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,200 jerk like Cartman. He's like a little bit like 26 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,120 that, but he's more so just delusional and crazy. 27 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,480 Like he's the one who's always getting them into some nonsense, 28 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:31,360 IE the story today, you know what I mean? 29 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:35,320 So sure enough, Ben is the kid who spends way too much time on 30 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,680 his iPad, man. I mean, he's the kid who's on 31 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:42,480 his iPad 24/7 really kind of like, I don't know, thinking, 32 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,080 you know, just watching everything, thinking everything 33 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,360 that he sees on his iPad as truth. 34 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:52,000 But he probably saw a obviously fake conspiracy theory video. 35 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,600 And this is a Yep, this is the gospel, this is true. 36 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,720 This is, this is science. This is my, this is, this is the 37 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,480 truth, bro. This is the truth. 38 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,160 You know, it's, it's one of those kids were just like super 39 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,960 gullible, but also not only it's a it's, it's, it's a 40 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,240 combination. Man, when I was younger and 41 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:13,320 honestly still now, like I was pretty gullible, but I wouldn't 42 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,280 act on the crazy things I fell for. 43 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,560 You know, I was definitely the type of kid if someone said 44 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,360 gullible is like written on the ceiling, I'd be like, I would 45 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,320 look up and just be in amazement of like, how did someone get up 46 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,720 to the ceiling? By the time then I realized that 47 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,080 I was just, you know, gullible anyways. 48 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,200 So sure enough, you know, I still didn't act on those crazy 49 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,160 things. So one day when Ben went down 50 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:40,560 the rabbit hole of well, you know, you know, here's the 51 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,000 thing, nuclear physics is very interesting. 52 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,080 I got a math degree. I did not get a physics degree, 53 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,680 but you know, nuclear engineering is very interesting. 54 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:53,720 But Ben started to turn into like a quasi super villain. 55 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,040 So I'll get into it. This all happened one day when 56 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,120 Stan and Kyle were kind of a sitting Saturday morning just 57 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,240 watching them cartoons together just kind of chilling. 58 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,600 You know, they're on their phones, whatever. 59 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,640 They hear the doorbell ring. So they get up and they go to it 60 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,720 and they open it up and sure enough it's you know, their 61 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:12,560 friend Ben, nothing crazy. So Ben is at the door acting all 62 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,680 mysterious and just being like a weird AF. 63 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:20,600 So of course, Stan and Kyle or Kyle says, like, do what's up, 64 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,400 bro? Like, we're just watching some 65 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:27,080 cartoons if you want to join. And just like, and Ben is like, 66 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,480 you know, I'm tempted to call him Carbon, but we'll call him 67 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,040 Ben. Ben is like, you know, I could 68 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:37,400 join you cabions watching your cartoons, absolutely destroying 69 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,680 your brains, rotting away, which is kind of ironic for the fact 70 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,600 that this kid spends all day watching Skippy toilet videos on 71 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,640 his iPad. But I'm not going to get into 72 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,680 that. He's like, yeah, you know, some 73 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:53,400 of us are working on, you know, evil schemes and building 74 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,360 buildings from crazy things to, you know, plot our world 75 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,800 domination. And Stan and Kyle just look at 76 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,040 each other like, oh, boy, here we go again. 77 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,840 Ben, you know, was mostly OK Ben was not a normal guy, but he was 78 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,280 entertaining. He was entertaining to say the 79 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,360 least. And he, you know, he every 80 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:15,640 couple months he would go on this like new tangent of doing 81 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,640 something a little bit too entertaining, right? 82 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,680 A couple months ago, he believed that, you know, he, you know, he 83 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:25,480 watched Iron Man and is like, wait a minute, I'm Tony Stark, 84 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,320 bro. So he tried to create, he tried 85 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,040 to create his own like Iron Man suit, which basically just meant 86 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:34,400 that he well, held two knives in his hands and like started 87 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,000 running around. And let's just say that that 88 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,120 didn't end that well. And he got a very, you know, 89 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:43,160 intense conversation from his parents how he can't run around 90 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,640 with two knives. And no, that does not make him 91 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,760 Iron Man. That makes some a threat to the 92 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,760 community. So he would always go on some 93 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,800 kind of tangent after watching something online. 94 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,880 So Stan and Kyle look at each other like, oh, brother, here we 95 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,840 go again. And you know, Stan looks over 96 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,600 and he's like, what do you even mean, dude? 97 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,200 Like, do you want to watch some cartoons or not? 98 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,240 He's like, you know, I just want to say hello. 99 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,880 And I wanted to offer an invite. I want to extend an invitation 100 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:15,360 to you to gentlemen, just because I wanted to give you the 101 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:20,840 opportunity to join my alliance. I, of course, am the number one 102 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,600 supervillain on here. However, I would, you know, I'm 103 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,520 looking for some hench men and I think you 2 would you know, I'd 104 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,600 extend the offer, but I would the offer won't be on the table 105 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,160 for long. And if you don't join, then you 106 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,840 might be on my enemies list. And Stan and Cow kind of look at 107 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,440 each other and they kind of have this look. 108 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,960 I'm just like, this is clearly crazy, but this could also be 109 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:46,400 really, really funny. So Stan looks over and is like, 110 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:52,760 OK, but maybe just don't call us hench men. 111 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:57,320 Ben's like, fine, I won't call you guys hench men directly. 112 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,200 But if anyone asks about the structure of my organization, 113 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,520 then I'm sorry, but I'm going to call. 114 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,440 I'm going to tell them that you guys are my hench men, but I 115 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,520 will not say degradingly to your face. 116 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,240 And Stan and Kyle kind of look at each other and kind of have 117 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,680 this look of like, OK, so they're like, sure, dude, like 118 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,680 what's your evil plan? He's like, I can't say it here. 119 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,320 The FBI, the CIA, the KGB, every government organization 120 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:24,120 definitely knows about me and my powers. 121 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,800 They I must be on every watch list because they understand 122 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,840 that an evil is growing. So I can your, your house is 123 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:36,400 probably bugged, Kyle. Kyle's like, oh, so that's why 124 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,240 the two FBI agents were here this morning. 125 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,960 And that's like, Oh my God, I've already said too much. 126 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,560 You guys have to come with me right now. 127 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,800 There, Kyle once again, look at each other like, OK, so they're 128 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,800 walking over and, you know, Sam's like, oh, trying to like 129 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,760 get some information So he's like, can like, what made you 130 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,160 decide that? You know, you wanted to form 131 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:59,320 this super villain club thing? It's like, it's not a club, 132 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,040 Kyle. And also I, I didn't, it's not 133 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,360 like I realized it. I've been this way my entire 134 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,760 life. This is a combination of my 135 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:11,880 life's work, which like bro, literally 2 months ago buddy was 136 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:15,960 like pretending to be Iron Man and whatever, whatever, right? 137 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,280 This is one of the things to stay in college is like just 138 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:22,520 spamming the side eye emoji every 5 seconds brother, just 139 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,760 looking at each other. And they're also like, they're 140 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,520 like OK man, I can't laugh because if they laugh then like 141 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,720 Ben's definitely going to kick them out and this is going to be 142 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:33,040 too funny for them not to say. So anyways, Ben is, you know, 143 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,520 brings him over to his house, goes and they go down into the 144 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,120 basement. He's like, yeah, one, one second 145 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,760 he like, turns around and he's like, what's the security code? 146 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,440 And they're like, dude, what? He's like, I can't let you in if 147 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,480 you don't know the security code. 148 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,360 It's the rules of the secret layer. 149 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 And then you like, look, Ben like looks at them and the 150 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:56,280 whispers like the code is banana and Kyle's like apple. 151 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,720 And then it's like false, two more attempts. 152 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:05,160 And if you don't, you both die. And Kyle's like orange and 153 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,080 Ben's, like, false. And then you like, focus in the 154 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,960 whisper. He's like, guys, guys, it's 155 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,120 banana, guys, I'm telling you, it's banana. 156 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,320 Oh, my God. He's like, one more chance. 157 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:18,280 Or the whole place blows up. And Kyle is so tempted to just 158 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,400 keep trolling and say something else, but he's like, OK, 159 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,480 whatever. I don't want to. 160 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,160 I just want to see this. It's like banana. 161 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,600 And Ben's like, beep, beep, beep, beep activated. 162 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:30,560 All right, you can join me. So they walk downstairs and they 163 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,960 just see this absolute nightmare fuel disaster fest. 164 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,840 They see, OK, so it's basement floor. 165 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,760 It's like a concrete basement floor. 166 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,960 They see this is where these are get worried. 167 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:49,960 They see a bunch of cans of gasoline, a lawnmower that's 168 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:54,440 like flipped on its side, a bunch of random tools, a bunch 169 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:59,920 of random copper wire, and like there's like gasoline poured all 170 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,440 over it. And they're just like, OK, what 171 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,120 the fuck? OK. 172 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:10,840 And then it's like, as you can see, I spent the last night on 173 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:14,800 YouTube Shorts learning the intricacies of nuclear 174 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,280 engineering and physics. I learned it all very quickly 175 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:21,240 cause you know, I'm not only as a supervillain, I'm also a super 176 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,920 genius turn supervillain. By the way they look at each 177 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:28,400 other this point, Stan and Kyle are like, Nah, bro, like this, 178 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,960 this is going too far, bro. Like this is OK. 179 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,560 Then like, let's, let's rein it in a little bit buddy. 180 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,400 Back step a couple of times. It's a single pause on this. 181 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,880 No more play. Let's let's pause. 182 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,360 And he's like, and after all the studying, what you have before 183 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:56,400 you is a nuclear reactor core. And once I activate it, all the 184 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:01,040 world governments will bow down to me, whatever demands I wish. 185 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:05,160 And you too, is my minions. And in Kyle's head, he's like, 186 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,400 yo, I think you mean accomplices, bro. 187 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,440 Oh my. Anyways, as my minions, I will 188 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,760 also give you I will great you be a both one wish. 189 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,200 I get infinite wishes though, or demands wishes. 190 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,080 Same things after I build the nuclear reactor core. 191 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:22,520 Anything's possible. And at this point Stan and Kyle 192 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,120 are like, oh dude, this is great. 193 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,880 You're going to re like turn this on. 194 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,800 How are you going to do that? And when they're just trying to 195 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,480 gather information to keep themselves safe, bro, he's like, 196 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:40,920 yes, in exactly 45 minutes when the clock strikes 5, because I 197 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,400 have a cartoon coming out at 4:30 and I want to watch it. 198 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:47,360 And then after that world domination, I will turn on the 199 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,440 nuclear reactor core by and he pulls out a lighter. 200 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:56,640 He's like setting this on here and I've done the math, but he's 201 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,280 not done the math. I've done the math. 202 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:02,920 And I tell you, it will work. And every world government will 203 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:07,720 start hitting up my phone and everyone's going to hit my phone 204 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,960 and they're probably going to want to follow me on Instagram 205 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,600 too. And my Instagram follower ratio 206 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,840 is going to be better than it is now because it needs low 207 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:20,400 improvement. But yeah, that's not the point. 208 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,040 The point is that that I'm going to have control of the world 209 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,760 government. So you guys see, they're going 210 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,840 to be at my feet. They're going to be doing 211 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,440 whatever I want on my feet. Pause. 212 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:32,160 It did whatever anyway. So Kyle's kind of just like, 213 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,240 dude, like, how do you know this is going to make a nuclear 214 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,840 reactor core? Kind of just seems like you have 215 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:40,760 a bunch of wire and shit and whatever, and you're just going 216 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,440 to set on fire and it's going to be probably not a good thing to 217 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,760 do in your basement. It's like, Kyle, do you not 218 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,400 think that I've done the research? 219 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,600 Kyle does not think he's done the research. 220 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,040 Guys. Like, yeah, OK, so you said in 221 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,560 45 minutes you're going to set this thing on fire in your 222 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,280 basement. It's like turning on the nuclear 223 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,440 reactor core. Kyle, do not pay any attention 224 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,640 if you made this part of the video comment book down below. 225 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,360 I'm looking at a book on my floor. 226 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,560 Secret word of the day, confuse the people who don't have don't 227 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,560 make it this far into the video. ANYWAYS, so Stan and Kyle look 228 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:16,360 at each other and say, and Kyle are like, OK, that makes a lot 229 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,480 of sense. I got to go to the bathroom and 230 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,920 Kyle was like, yeah, me too, bro. 231 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,120 So they both go upstairs and they can't pull, like stand 232 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:23,680 pulls. Kyle's. 233 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,520 I said, dude, this is actually really, really bad. 234 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,760 And Kyle's like, dude, yeah, I knew that like this. 235 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,800 I knew the band was like intense after the whole Iron Man thing, 236 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,440 which was kind of funny but also not good. 237 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,000 But like, this is next level, dude. 238 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:41,280 Like he could burn down his house and if we let him do this, 239 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,400 like, are we not like accomplices for arson or 240 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,960 something? It stands like, dude, I don't 241 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:52,200 really know, like Oh my God. And they hear, hey guys, how's 242 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,080 it going? They turn around and it's Ben's 243 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,880 mom. OK, So you know, Ben's mom's 244 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:03,360 there and Stan's like, hey, Ben's mom, can we talk to you in 245 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,560 the kitchen? She's like, sure. 246 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,600 Guys like are you guys staying over for the night for a 247 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,080 sleepover? Like I can go talk like, I 248 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,440 didn't hear anything from your mom's yet. 249 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,960 You're totally welcome to do. And they're like, maybe let's 250 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,520 just talk in the kitchen. So they go into the kitchen and 251 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,280 Ben's mom's like just not expecting that herself about 252 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:25,800 explode the basement. And Kyle's like, so I, I, I, I 253 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,840 don't really know how to put this. 254 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,920 And she's like, yes, you, you might want to check on Ben in 255 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,520 the basement. I don't know if what he's doing 256 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,400 down there is very safe. And she's like, what do you 257 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,240 mean? He's like, well, so he thinks 258 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:42,160 he's an evil super villain. And she's like, oh, Ben's having 259 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,920 one of his little funnies and he's like, yeah, but it's like 260 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,480 the Iron Man funny. She's like, oh God, what? 261 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,400 So basically by clarifying. And no, this is not one of his 262 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,200 funnies. This is one of his scary's and 263 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,720 he's like, yeah, so I don't really know how to put this, but 264 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,960 he went online and he thinks he knows how to construct a nuclear 265 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,440 reactor. She's like what? 266 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,160 And he's like, I, I don't know. I that's not the important point 267 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,080 here. So he brought us downstairs 268 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:12,240 because we wanted to see like what his supervillain layer was. 269 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,600 I don't know. I don't know. 270 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,360 I was curious and, well, we went down there and in the basement, 271 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:22,240 he has a bunch of metal wire and your lawnmower flipped over. 272 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,360 She's like my lawnmower. I just got that. 273 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,920 That's really expensive. He's like, OK, that's not the 274 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,680 worst part. He also has all the cans of 275 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,440 gasoline that you must have somewhere. 276 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,360 And he poured it all over, and he's a lighter. 277 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:35,120 And he says at 5:00, he's going to light it to turn on the 278 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,480 nuclear reactor. And then all the world leaders 279 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:41,520 are going to come together and bow down to him, and he's going 280 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,720 to get more instrument followers. 281 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,600 I don't really know, but I think you should do something about 282 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,640 it. She's like, Oh my God, John. 283 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,640 John is Ben's dad and John like Ben's dad walks and he's like, 284 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,440 what's up? Like, hey, sweetie would like 285 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,560 how it works. She's like, God, you and I need 286 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,720 to go down to the basement. Our son's trying to blow up the 287 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,520 basement. He's like, oh God, you can tell 288 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:05,800 by you can tell by like he's not, he's not shocked, he's not 289 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,360 terrified. He's not blown away Now he's 290 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,280 just like, oh boy, another one of these. 291 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,840 So sure enough, the, you know, Ben's parents go down to the 292 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,200 basement and Stan and Kyle like go up to the basement door, put 293 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,440 their like ear against it, just trying to listen in. 294 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:26,400 And they just like hear basically just like Ben's dad 295 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,280 being like, what the hell, son, what is this? 296 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,160 And you hear no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's a nuclear reactor. 297 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:38,240 Trust me, I have to turn this on the the word leaders and you get 298 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:43,040 to see her like muffled yelling and whatever and bands like I 299 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:47,040 nuclear react, nuclear reactor, blah, blah blah blah, world 300 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,640 domination, blah blah blah, blah, blah. 301 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,600 You guys are being so unfair. But but but just let me try to 302 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,800 light it. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 303 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,400 all that kind of stuff, right. So Stan and Kyle kind of look at 304 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,040 each other like we should probably leave. 305 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,560 And as they're about to leave, the door opens up with like 306 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,440 Ben's dad is like literally carrying him out as Ben is like 307 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:09,640 flailing his arms like no, no, my, my plot. 308 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:14,200 It's been it's been foiled. This won't be the end of it. 309 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,640 Well, domination is mine as he's like carried upstairs. 310 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:22,480 And then, you know, Ben's mom walks up just looking really 311 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,280 tired. Totally different energy. 312 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,480 She came in initially all like, OK, done with work. 313 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,320 Like, you know, it's going to be a good family night. 314 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,800 Oh, his friends are over. It's a nice or I guess not work. 315 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,560 It's a Saturday, but like, coming back. 316 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,760 It's gonna be nice family night. Maybe we can watch a movie. 317 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,200 Oh, little Benny boys, friends are over. 318 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,480 Oh, he tried to blow up the basement again. 319 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,600 Oh, my God. And she's just like, hey, guys. 320 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,320 Like, if you really, I don't know if tonight's the best night 321 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,800 for a sleepover. And Stan's like, Yep. 322 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,560 No, I I completely agree. We'll be walking back. 323 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,840 Yeah. Let me know if you need 324 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,000 anything. So they're walking back and Stan 325 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,320 Kyler just like, kind of walking in silence for a second. 326 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:04,280 That's when Stan says, Man, I wish we had normal friends.