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Today we have a story of this 
teacher who completely owns the 

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spoiled kid. 
I know you guys will enjoy it. 

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It's a perfect karma story. 
Let's just get into it. 

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Subscriber in today's story John
So this all happened one day 

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when John was in 7th grade and 
John had a regular teacher in 

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his history class. 
However, the teacher was sick 

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and was pretty sick, had a 
pretty bad case of the cold, but

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happened to be out for an entire
week. 

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John didn't know this at the 
time, but you know, the 

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substitute teacher just came in 
every single day of that week. 

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So his teacher happened to be 
out for the week. 

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And this substitute teacher was 
pretty epic was was a pretty 

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cool guy. 
As you will see, it's not a 

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parent at first, but trust me, 
that payoff is totally worth it.

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There's also a bully in John's 
school, unfortunately. 

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And the bully is in John's 
history class. 

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History, OK, in John's history 
class, right? 

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And this bully has been kind of 
known as like the bully for the 

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longest time. 
John is in 7th grade and he's 

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been going to the same school 
since he was in first grade. 

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And this kid has always been 
known as a school bully since 

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first grade, since the first 
year John has been there. 

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And obviously as the kid has 
gotten older, he's gotten more, 

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you know, ruler and more 
sophisticated with his bullying.

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But he just never stopped. 
And John would always tell his 

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parents, his parents were like, 
oh, well, he's going to grow up 

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someday. 
And let me just say, it has been

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it has been seven years. 
It has been seven years of long,

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long bullying and John's been 
waiting for long enough. 

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So this all happened. 
Let's go to day one. 

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So day one, John comes in the 
class and he's waiting for his 

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regular teacher. 
And the substitute teacher walks

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in instead. 
And John's like, oh, OK, I guess

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we have the substitute today. 
And the substitute is like, hey,

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class, like my name is Mr. 
Davenport. 

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I will be substituting for Mr. I
don't know Mr. Kavanaugh 

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because, you know, he, you know,
he's sick today. 

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And if he's sick for any other 
days this week, I'll be 

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substituting as well. 
Like, we'll be doing normal 

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activity. 
Class will be continuing as 

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usual. 
You know, I've studied the 

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Lesson plan and things will be 
like normal. 

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So anyways, on the first day, 
class was fairly normal. 

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And you know, John was sitting 
with his friend Ben. 

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Ben is not the bully this time. 
He normally is. 

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Whenever I have a bad character,
I always name him Ben because 

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we're just calling the bully the
bully. 

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So John and Ben were sitting 
together and they were doing 

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some kind of like, you know, 
some reading activity in the 

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class or something. 
And that's when they look over 

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and they see the bully and the 
bully is with his other minions.

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You know, so a lot of times in 
school, like the bully will have

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like his minions that do 
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And the bully had his minions in
this class and they were sitting

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there and they were snickering 
because they were like throwing.

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They were like chewing, like 
crunching up and chewing up wads

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of paper and then spitting them 
through tubes. 

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So kind of like spitballing 
people in class. 

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And people would turn around, be
like, hey, who did that? 

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And they'd like look away and 
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Everyone knew it was the bully, 
but they also didn't want to 

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mess with the bully because the 
bully was known for like upping 

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his bullying against anyone who 
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So it was kind of just known 
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could have done in that 
situation was kind of just 

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ignore it. 
Because though the more or the 

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less you ignore it, the worse it
gets and the harder it is to 

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actually ignore. 
And you know, John turned to 

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Ben. 
He's like, you know what, this 

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kid, this kids been the worst 
for the longest time. 

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Like is anyone ever going to put
a stop to this kid? 

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Or is this kid ever going to 
grow up? 

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And you know, Ben is like, dude,
I totally see this guy becoming 

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some executive of a company and 
doing this exact same thing to 

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subordinate. 
It's like, I see that happening.

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And John's just like, dude, I 
know that I told my mom this 

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years ago that he was a bully. 
My mom's like, oh, he's going to

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grow up, John. 
He's going to grow up. 

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Well, he's growing up to be a 
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And The thing is right, the 
bully overhears this and the 

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bully turns around and it's 
like, hello, John. 

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And John's like, oh, hello 
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And the bully's like, did I hear
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And Ben is like, no, the bully's
like, well, I don't know, last. 

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Time I went to the. 
Doctor, last time I got my ears 

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checked, the doctor said that 
they were pretty good, that I 

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could hear quite well. 
So I really don't know what's 

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going on. 
I really don't know what's going

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on because I thought I heard my 
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And John's like, Nope, you must 
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Police like, well, I guess 
that's the case. 

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And that better have been the 
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Have a good day, fellas. 
Bully turns around, goes back to

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making spitballs. 
So John and Ben are kind of like

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talking with each other. 
And that's when John feels a wad

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of like wetness, like a peer on 
his neck. 

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And he looks at it and sure 
enough, it's one of the bullies 

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spitballs. 
And the bully and his little 

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minions are laughing or 
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And Ben's like, like, you 
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Don't react, John. 
And John he does. 

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He does kind of like the he he 
does the cool thing, but also 

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probably not the greatest idea. 
He takes a spitball and throws 

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it right back at the bully and 
the bully like it catches him 

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like on the eyebrow. 
And the bully peels the spitball

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off of his eyebrow and looks 
directly at John and 

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legitimately just says you're 
going to regret that. 

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And Ben whispers like dude why 
did you do that? 

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Everyone knows if you just 
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Go. 
Away and John turns to his 

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friend Ben and says bro, I've 
been ignoring him for the 

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longest time. 
Everyone ignores him and he just

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gets away with this all the 
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And Ben's like. 
Was that worth it throwing that 

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spitball back at him? 
Was that really worth it? 

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And John's like, you know what? 
Yes, it was. 

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So the bell rings and everyone's
leaving class and John is like 

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quickly leaving the class to go 
to his next class when he 

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immediately finally himself on 
the floor because the bully 

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stood in front of him stuck out 
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John tripped on it and fell 
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And John's backpack like wasn't 
zipped up all the way and it 

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kind of like flung over his head
and everything spilled out in 

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front of it. 
And the bully says, nice trip, 

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John. 
Hopefully I'll see you next 

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fall. 
And John's like, you didn't even

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say the joke, right. 
So Ben comes over, helps John 

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get his stuff back up. 
And Ben's like, man, what I tell

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you, you don't want to be 
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And John's like, you know what? 
I've had enough of not messing 

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with them. 
You know what? 

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This is war, man. 
This is war. 

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And I'm going to be maybe I'm 
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maybe I'll be the only one to 
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But you know what? 
I'll be damned if no one else 

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stands up to this kid. 
I'll be damned if I let this 

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kid, like bully me again. 
And John and Ben's like, okay, 

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we'll have fun being tripped. 
And John's like, well, it's not 

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very funny, Ben. 
And Ben, it's like, I'm serious 

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like this. 
Kids going to go hard until you 

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stop. 
And then John's like, well, I'm 

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not going to stop. 
So the next day rolls around, 

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right? 
And you know, John goes into 

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school and he doesn't really 
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And he goes in the class and 
this kid is just staring him 

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down the entire class. 
And John and Ben are sitting 

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together. 
And this isn't like an activity 

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class. 
This is kind of a sit there and 

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listen to the lecture class. 
And Ben kind of leans over and 

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whispers, John. 
John's like, yeah, what's up, 

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Ben Bens? 
Like, dude, the bully staring at

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you and John's like, dude, I 
know his eyes are piercing the 

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back of my skull. 
Sure enough, right? 

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The bully has just been like 
staring at John, kind of 

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smiling. 
And it's 2 little minions are 

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like staring as well. 
And the substitute teacher at 

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the front of the class doesn't 
seem to be paying any attention 

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to this. 
Little did you guys know, he 

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actually is. 
But that's for later in the 

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story. 
He comes in to be pretty epic 

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later on. 
But anyways, John's like, you 

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know what? 
I don't care, Ben. 

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He can stare at me all he wants.
If he really wants me like that,

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I'm going to have to let him 
down softly because I don't want

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to hurt his feelings. 
And Ben's like, dude, you're 

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getting yourself in really deep.
I don't know if this is a good 

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idea. 
And Ben's like, this is a great 

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idea. 
This is probably my best idea 

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yet. 
It was maybe not John's best 

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idea yet because John gets up to
leave and he's very careful not 

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to have not to trip over 
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And that's when he's met at the 
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Like as soon as he leaves the 
classroom, he's bumps right into

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the bully who's standing there. 
He's like, oh, hello there, John

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the bull. 
And John's like hi. 

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The bully's like, well, you 
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I don't know if you're available
this afternoon, but I just got 

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to have a word with you this 
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John's like, I'm actually busy. 
I got to go home and the bullies

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like I think you'll find time. 
I think you'll find time. 

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And then the bullying is minions
walk away and Ben walks up to 

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me. 
He's like John, John, what just 

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happened? 
And John's like, dude, what? 

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He just came up to me and said, 
am I free this afternoon? 

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And Ben's like, Oh my God. 
And John's like, dude, what? 

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He just said if I'm free this 
afternoon and Ben's like, dude, 

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dude, no. 
And John's like, dude, what is 

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going on? 
And Ben's like, bro, that's what

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he tells people before he beats 
thumb up, bro. 

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And Ben's like, dude, what? 
John's like, yeah, Ben's. 

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John's like, what? 
And Ben's like, dude, you got to

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hide. 
And sure enough, John is 

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starting to take this a little 
bit more seriously because while

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the bully is not that harmful, 
like physically, when you don't 

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push back and the rare cases 
people have pushed back, he is 

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trying to continuously like show
his authority, basically show 

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his dominance, however he 
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So Ben and John are like, John's
like, all right, well, you know,

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this probably isn't a good idea.
We got to find a way to sneak 

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out of school because there's 
like 1 main exit and kind of 

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like the place where people get 
picked up because of John rides 

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the bus, right? 
There's like a place where the 

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bus always arrives. 
But to get there, you have to go

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through this main hall. 
And Ben and John sit down and 

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realize that the bully is most 
likely going to try and 

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intercept them in the main hall 
and like pull John aside and, 

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you know, give him a few, a few 
one twos. 

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You know what? 
I me and and so John is like, 

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all right, Ben, well, we got to,
we got to figure this out. 

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So they look around, they find 
another exit. 

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And so they basically decide to 
skip their next class. 

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Normally a bad idea, but you 
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circumstances. 
So they're looking around and, 

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you know, they, they look and 
they're like, Oh my God, here's 

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another exit. 
And then it's, they see it's a 

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fire exit. 
So if they push this, they'll 

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push the fire alarm, they'll get
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It'll just be a bad, it'll be a 
bad situation, right? 

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It'll be a bad deal. 
Real quick, if you made it this 

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far into the video comment bully
down below and I'll try hard as 

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many comments to say that I just
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It's called watch time. 

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the channel, maybe now or later,
sit down and watch 234, watch as

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gaming, drawing, trying to go to
sleep, cleaning your room, 

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literally whatever. 
And please go in the comments 

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section down below and tell me 
what are you you are doing while

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binge watching the videos and 
supporting the channel. 

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And I'll shout some people out 
like the person on screen right 

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now who is doing this. 
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screen as well as thank you to 
all of you guys for supporting 

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the channel by binge watching 
the videos. 

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With that being said, let's get 
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right? 
John and Ben are looking around 

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frantically skipping a skipping 
a class, right? 

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So they're taking it pretty 
seriously trying to find an 

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exit, which is not going to be 
the exit that the bully expects 

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because there's normally 1 main 
way that everyone leaves the 

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building and then goes to the 
bus or goes to get picked up. 

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And they're assuming that the 
bully is going to know this, 

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which I mean he is going to know
this and he's going to be 

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waiting there and he's going to 
pick John up and give him the 

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whole 1/2, right? 
So John and Ben are looking 

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around and they immediate they 
do find an exit. 

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However, unfortunately, it is a 
fire escape. 

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And Ben is looking at his watch.
He's like, dude, we got 10 

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minutes. 
So the bell rings and John's 

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like, well, can't we just wait 
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And he's like, dude, like, 
you're going to miss the bus. 

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And then you're going to be 
stranded here. 

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And John's like, I can always 
call my mom and say I missed the

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bus. 
And Ben's like, bro, they're 

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going to know that you didn't 
leave and they're going to come 

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find you in this building, one 
of his minions at least, right? 

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And then you're going to be 
stuck here probably for an hour 

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without your mom coming to pick 
you up. 

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You don't want to do this. 
And John's like, what am I 

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supposed to do? 
Am I supposed to walk there and 

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just like let it happen? 
And Ben's like, we still got 10 

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minutes. 
We can figure this out. 

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So John and Ben are frantically 
like going around the school 

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trying to figure it out. 
And that's when John or Ben 

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actually has the brilliant idea 
of John, John, John and Ben's 

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like what? 
And or John or and John's like 

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what? 
And Ben's like, dude, I figured 

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it out. 
We're not supposed to be looking

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for doors and John's like, dude,
what do you mean? 

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We're supposed to be looking for
doors and Ben's like windows. 

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John, there are no fire exit 
windows and John's like, oh, so 

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then now they start looking 
around and a lot of the windows 

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are like glued shut or way too 
high or have like some screen in

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them. 
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bathroom and they find glass 
windows that when you like crank

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them, they go up and when you 
crank them, they go down. 

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There's no, there's no massive 
drop. 

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It's like a three foot drop or 
something. 

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They're not super big, but you, 
you can put your backpack 

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through them and then you can 
crawl through them as well. 

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And it's the perfect escape. 
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and John and Ben are like, all 
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John, let's go. 
So sure enough, John pushes his 

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backpack through. 
Ben pushes his backpack through.

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John gets up there, goes to the 
window, drops down, says it's 

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all good. 
Not a big drop or anything. 

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Ben goes through, does the same 
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They get their backpacks on and 
they sneak around the school and

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they see the bus and they Sprint
towards the bus and they're 

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sprinting towards the bus. 
They get on it and they both sit

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in the back. 
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back, they're looking out and 
they see one of the, the, the 

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bullies minions walk out to the 
bus and look around, right? 

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And that's when the bully makes 
eye contact with John and calls 

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back. 
And John's like, dude, they see 

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us. 
And, you know, Ben's like, OK, 

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what we need to do is we need to
go to the front of the bus and 

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and Ben's like, or John's like, 
why would we need to go to the 

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front of the bus? 
He's like, shenanigans happens 

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in the back of the bus John, 
John's like, OK. 

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And then Ben's like, the bus 
driver will not allow this kid 

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to beat you up in the front of 
the bus. 

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And John's like, all right, 
totally fair. 

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That makes a lot of sense. 
So John and Ben go all the way 

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up to the front of the bus. 
And that's when as they're about

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to leave, the bully gets on and 
says, oh, John, I thought we're 

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having little date this later 
tonight. 

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And John turns to Ben and he's 
like, see, I told you he's into 

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me. 
And that's like pay attention. 

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And the bullies like so sad that
you had to avoid us. 

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Well, I'll be seeing you 
tomorrow. 

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So anyways, the next Day in 
History class, you know, John 

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and Ben are sitting together and
the teacher is handing back, you

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know, grades from a test that, 
you know, was administered the 

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week before. 
And the bully was sitting behind

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this girl. 
Let's just call her Caitlin for 

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the sake of this. 
She doesn't really come up 

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again, so I'll call her Caitlin.
And if I forget, who cares? 

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So the teacher's giving back the
tests and, you know, John and 

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Ben did fine. 
John got an A minus, Ben got AB,

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like totally fine grades. 
And when the teacher gives the 

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test back to Caitlin, Caitlin 
ends up getting AC. 

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And you know, C is, I guess, 
fine enough. 

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It's not a really, it's not a 
grade you should be shooting for

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in a lot of cases. 
Maybe some math classes I can 

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understand. 
But it was it. 

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Either way, Caitlin was really 
not happy with it. 

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And the bully turns around and 
it's like, Oh no, the Water 

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Works. 
And Caitlin starts crying a 

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little bit. 
The bully's like, oh, no, did 

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you disappoint your parents 
again by doing bad? 

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Well, next time does. 
Try harder, Caitlyn. 

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And the bully turns around, and 
his minions are laughing. 

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And, you know, Ben is or John 
is, like, dude, this guy's 

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legitimately the worst. 
Do you see why I'm standing up 

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to him? 
And Ben's like, are you really 

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standing up to him? 
Like, you're just running away 

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from him at this point? 
And John's, like, what would you

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do in my situation? 
And Ben's like, I don't know, be

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a bystander, stay quiet, like, 
keep my head down and wait till 

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I get to leave middle school. 
And and Ben, it sounds like 

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that's not the point, Ben. 
That's not the point. 

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This kid is doing this and we're
allowing it to happen. 

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And you know, Benz, like, yeah, 
we are. 

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It sucks. 
What do you want us to do? 

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John's like, I don't know, I 
don't know. 

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And no one was noticing, but the
substitute teacher was starting 

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to really pay attention to 
everything that was going on in 

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class, right? 
So after school again, John and 

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Ben, you know, they're going 
around, they're walking around 

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and they're trying to find 
they're going, they're going to 

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the bathroom, right? 
And they're skipping the last 

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class or they're leaving 5 
minutes early from their last 

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class because they have to get 
quote UN quote picked up early. 

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They faked like a absence T note
from their parents or whatever. 

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So they're out of class 5 
minutes early and they're both 

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walking to the bathroom and 
that's when they run into the 

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substitute teacher. 
Substitute teachers like, hey 

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boys. 
And they're like, hey, Mr. 

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Davenport and Mr. Davenport's 
like boys, I don't think you're 

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supposed to be out of class yet.
And, you know, Ben's like, yeah,

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well, we have a we have a reason
It's. 

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And John's like, no, we left 
class early and Mr. Davenport's 

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like, boys, you know, you can't 
be doing that. 

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And that's when John's like, you
know what, screw it, I'm just 

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going to tell him everything. 
So John lays it out and tells 

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him literally everything. 
Mr. Davenport's like, wow, wow. 

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I was starting to pick up on 
some themes going on as well as 

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you know what? 
You know, the bully didn't class

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to Caitlin today, but I didn't 
know it went down that deep. 

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Are you boys able to get any, 
any evidence for me? 

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And, you know, the kids are 
like, what? 

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And, you know, the subsea 
teachers like, yeah, I've 

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actually been putting together a
bit of a file recently on this 

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kid. 
I was a little disturbed when I 

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saw him trip you. 
And I wanted to really, really 

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get some. 
I wanted to stand back. 

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I wanted to be a bystander. 
I wanted to watch what was 

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happening so that I could 
collect enough evidence so that 

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this kid, who seems like a real 
systemic problem could be dealt 

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with properly. 
And this point right, John's 

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like, wait, so you saw that all 
and the substitute teachers like

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yes, but you know, what power do
I have this what power do I have

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as a substitute? 
However, I do have the power if 

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I sit back and watch and observe
everything and write it down and

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get evidence that I can submit a
real file and really get a mark 

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in this kids record and maybe 
stop him for good if he wants a 

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future. 
And John's like, Oh my God. 

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And Ben turns him and says, 
like, dude, we need proof that 

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this kids going to try and beat 
you up. 

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And John's like, I don't know 
how we're going to do it. 

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He always words it weirdly. 
And John's like, well, maybe I 

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should go meet him. 
And the substitute teachers. 

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Like, I don't think that's 
necessary, right? 

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Like, I, I don't want like to 
put you in danger. 

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And John's like, no, but I need 
to get this kid gone. 

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And substitute teachers like, 
well, I don't know how much the 

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administration would like this, 
but I can stand guard and right 

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before anything happens, I can 
come and break it up. 

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And John and Ben kind of look at
each other like, OK, this is 

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like some scrawny random 
substitute teacher. 

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What if, like, he really holds 
no authority? 

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And John's like, well, I mean, I
got to stop this kid somehow. 

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So sure enough, right, John 
turns to Ben and says, Ben, you 

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need to record everything. 
So Ben has his phone out and he 

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starts recording, right? 
And they walk down the halls and

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Ben's trying to be like, it's 
not super obvious with his 

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recording. 
So he kind of like, pretends 

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like he's just on his phone. 
The flash is off. 

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He's able to record it pretty 
well without it being super 

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obvious. 
And eventually, so they're 

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walking down the hall and the 
bully's like, well, boys, I 

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wasn't sure if I was going to 
see you today. 

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It's great that you're here. 
And he's like, you know, Ben, I 

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don't really have any issues 
with you. 

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You can keep going. 
Ben's like, well, I'm just going

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to wait for John. 
Will you ride the bus tomorrow? 

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The bully's like, you know, I 
don't think that John will be 

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riding the bus today. 
And Ben's like, well, then I 

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won't be riding the bus today 
either. 

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The bully's like, fine, well, 
then stand over there unless you

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want to become collateral 
damage. 

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And so John, but you know, Ben 
does step away and you know, the

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bully starts coming up to John 
and John's like, what are you 

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going to do to me? 
And the bully's like. 

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No, I'm just going to, you know,
we're just kind of. 

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Full of time and then the bully 
like kind of comes up to him 

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menacingly and he's like, why do
you disrespect me in Class 2 

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days ago and John's like you 
spat A spitball at me. 

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I just threw it back to you. 
That sounds fair. 

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The bully's like there is a rule
of law here. 

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There's a hierarchy here. 
Some of us are above others at 

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this school and I'm just here to
enforce it. 

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And John's like, how are you 
going to enforce it? 

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And the bully lifts up his fist 
and says, this fist will make 

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contact with your face then is 
the rule of law at this school. 

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And as soon as that happens, the
substitute teacher sprints out 

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of there, is like, hey, break it
up, boys. 

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Break it up. 
And, you know, the bully turns 

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00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,000
around and says, oh, Mr. 
Davenport, like, nothing's going

443
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,720
on here. 
I'm just having a talk with my 

444
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,080
friend. 
Mr. Davenport's like, well, it 

445
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,760
doesn't look like that to me, 
John, I'm going to need you to 

446
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,840
come with me. 
The bully's like, no, John 

447
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,920
staying with us. 
Mr. Davenport's like, I can get 

448
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,480
the principal over here and the 
bully's like, fine, you know 

449
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,120
what, John? 
We'll have a little talk later. 

450
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,320
Go ahead. 
See you in class tomorrow, Mr. 

451
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,240
Davenport. 
And the bully and his minions 

452
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,560
walk away. 
And you know, Mr. Davenport's 

453
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,360
like, Oh my God, that was so 
close. 

454
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:59,320
Like, I'm like, that was really 
reckless of me to even let that 

455
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,840
happen. 
And John's like, no, we got it 

456
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,160
on a recording. 
He turns to Ben. 

457
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,720
He's like, Ben, you got that on 
recording, right? 

458
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,320
And Ben's like, Yep, got it on 
recording. 

459
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,800
He's like audio checks it. 
He's like, Yep, visuals. 

460
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,360
He's like visuals are pretty 
good. 

461
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,520
A little shaky because I didn't 
want to be obvious. 

462
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,040
I caught it all at this point, 
right? 

463
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:21,800
Ben, Mr. Davenport and John, 
they all go back to Mr. 

464
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,160
Davenports like classroom or 
it's his substitute teacher. 

465
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,600
So it was like the other 
teachers classroom, but they go 

466
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,880
to that classroom and you know, 
John's like, hey, can you call 

467
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,840
up my mother and say I'm not 
going to be like that. 

468
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,400
I had to stay late for an extra 
help project and that you know 

469
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,200
that I'm not going to be able to
make the bus. 

470
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,320
So Mr. Davenport calls up his 
mom and his dad. 

471
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,840
John's mom's like Oh my God, are
John and Ben trouble? 

472
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,080
Mr. Davenport's like actually 
the contrary. 

473
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,400
They wanted to help me with an 
assignment and they will be 

474
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,920
getting extra credit and John's 
like. 

475
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,840
Oh, that's so nice. 
Whatever, right? 

476
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,880
So afterwards, John, Ben and Mr.
Davenport sit down and they 

477
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,600
basically construct a case 
against this kid. 

478
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,040
They construct bits of evidence.
John starts hitting up other 

479
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,080
kids in this class, basically 
asking for testimonials. 

480
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,240
They are making a full takedown 
of this kid, right? 

481
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,840
Of years and years and years of 
just everything, right? 

482
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,760
And at this point, they end up 
with a really like a really 

483
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,440
solid case file. 
They have enough to at least get

484
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,200
him suspended if not spelled 
from the school at this point. 

485
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:26,400
So the real nail in the coffin 
is when, you know, Ben turns to 

486
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,440
Ben turns to John. 
He's like John. 

487
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,280
Do you remember James? 
They're like, yeah, yeah, James,

488
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,920
whatever happened? 
And Ben's like, dude, that was 

489
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,160
the kid that, you know, the 
bully actually beat up. 

490
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,040
And so basically, right, there's
this kid who they haven't spoken

491
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,760
to in a while, but there was, 
like, a rumor that, like, the 

492
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,000
reason why he was gone for a 
week is because he was in the 

493
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,840
hospital. 
And, like, because the bully, 

494
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,120
like, beat him up. 
And when he tried to, like, say 

495
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,640
the like, oh, the bully did it. 
The bully was able to weasel out

496
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,880
of it. 
And John's like, dude, with all 

497
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,480
this evidence, if we got like a 
medical record about James and 

498
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,440
put him in the case, we could 
get this kid out. 

499
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:04,000
So they contact James. 
He's not really responding, but 

500
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,200
Ben remembers. 
Oh my God. 

501
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,480
I was in like a 6th grade group 
chat with this kid. 

502
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,760
I had his number. 
So they call him up and James is

503
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,320
like, hello. 
And Ben and Ben and John say, 

504
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,520
hey, I don't know if you 
remember us. 

505
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,480
They explain everything. 
And James is like, look, this 

506
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,000
kid has been giving me grief for
the longest time ever. 

507
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,760
I tried to rat him out. 
I've been out like he isn't 

508
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,640
giving me any more grief. 
Like, I don't know if I want to 

509
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,520
do this because, look, I will 
suffer the consequences if he 

510
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,400
doesn't get completely like 
kicked out of the school. 

511
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,640
And, you know, my name is 
attached to this. 

512
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:37,560
And then Mr. Davenport speaks up
and says, hey, like, James, you 

513
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,880
don't know me, but I'm a 
substitute teacher, Mr. 

514
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,240
Davenport. 
I happen to be a decently good 

515
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:46,040
friends with, you know, the the 
teacher will to say Mr. 

516
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,440
Kavanaugh. 
That was the name I gave him 

517
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,960
with Mr. Kavanaugh. 
It's one of the reasons why, you

518
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,880
know, he recommended, 
recommended me to come in for 

519
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,680
this week and he said I will 
make sure that this kid gets 

520
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,320
eggs, like, expelled. 
And the two boys were looking at

521
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,680
each other like, wow, like, this
guy's serious. 

522
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,240
And, you know, James is like, 
all right, well, I don't know 

523
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,400
how much I can help, but I can 
definitely get you the medical 

524
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,960
records. 
And they're like, can you do it 

525
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,240
by tonight? 
James is like, yeah, you know, 

526
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,760
I'll talk to my parents, but 
we'll see. 

527
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,320
And Jane and John and Ben were 
like, all right, we'll take. 

528
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,640
We'll see. 
Thank you so much. 

529
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,920
Like, tonight would be the 
greatest. 

530
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,880
We're trying to get this in by 
tomorrow, and things might leak 

531
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,040
if we don't. 
So anyways, later that night, 

532
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,840
you know, Mr. Davenport's like, 
all right, just send me the 

533
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,960
stuff on your school e-mail. 
It doesn't matter. 

534
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,680
It's on school e-mail. 
I don't care. 

535
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,440
So sure enough, right now, the 
next day or that night, James 

536
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,960
sends them like, a medical 
record. 

537
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,480
He said this is the date, this 
is the injuries like this, like 

538
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,120
it wasn't enough to put this guy
away or not put this guy away 

539
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:47,200
but get him suspended before. 
But hopefully, James, like 

540
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,720
hopefully with all the other 
evidence you have, this will be 

541
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,040
enough to get the bully out of 
the school. 

542
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,160
So they send it to James. 
James sends it to Mr. Davenport.

543
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,280
And Mr. Davenport is like, all 
right, men like I will need you 

544
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:02,040
tomorrow bright and early. 
I'm going to excuse you from all

545
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,880
your classes. 
You're coming with me. 

546
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,600
We're all going to go to the 
principal's office and we're 

547
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,720
dropping this bombshell. 
So the next day rolls around, as

548
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,720
it always does, but this was a 
special day. 

549
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,720
They all walk in. 
John, Ben and Mr. Davenport walk

550
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,760
to the principal's office. 
They sit down. 

551
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,280
John and Ben explains everything
that's happened, not just this 

552
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,480
week, but ever. 
And Mr. Davenport explains all 

553
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,080
the things he's observed. 
And, you know, the principal's 

554
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,800
like, wow, this is quite a lot. 
And Mr. Davenport's like, well, 

555
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,600
this isn't it. 
And Mr. Davenport then sends 

556
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,040
like the TB large, OK, it's 
probably smaller, smaller than 

557
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,960
TB, the very large file that 
they've created with all the 

558
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,400
evidence, with all the like the 
references, with all the 

559
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,560
people's testimonies. 
And the principal's like, wow, 

560
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,000
this is, this is intense. 
And Mr. Davenport's like, it's 

561
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,480
really thorough too. 
And so basically, right, the 

562
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,120
principal's office, like we need
a couple days to make to like go

563
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:01,280
through this and the principal's
office like, you know, Ben and 

564
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:06,400
John, like you guys can be 
excused for the next couple 

565
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,720
days. 
You're not suspended, you're not

566
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,440
anything. 
But if you want to take the next

567
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,520
couple days off just for your 
own protection as we bet through

568
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,040
this, that's totally fine. 
So John and Ben were like, oh, 

569
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,600
shoot. 
Like, of course the school 

570
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,640
contacts their parents. 
They explained that they're not 

571
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,640
in trouble. 
It's for their own safety. 

572
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,880
And the, you know, John's mom's 
like, oh, John, you should have 

573
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,120
told me about this. 
Whatever. 

574
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:29,000
So a couple days go by and 
that's when Mr. Davenport emails

575
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,080
John and the headline of the 
e-mail is the verdict is in. 

576
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,120
So John immediately he sees the 
like the notification on his 

577
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:40,320
phone and he immediately opens 
up the Gmail app and he's just 

578
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,240
swiping and refreshing and 
refreshing and eventually opens 

579
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,880
up the app, gets in there, opens
the e-mail, and it's one line on

580
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,680
screen right now. 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

581
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,960
Just click it do it how's it 
going everyone today we got a 

582
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,520
story time of a Minecraft kid 
who ends up destroying his 

583
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,320
entire house because he was a 
playing with his quote and quote

584
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,600
Flint and steel basically 
playing with the lighter trying 

585
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,720
to do Minecraft in real life 
because the kid actually 

586
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,480
believed that Minecraft was real
and he was like Oh yeah the 

587
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,360
physics will be exactly the 
same. 

588
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,880
So he ends up burning down his 
entire house pretty crazy story.

589
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,560
I think you guys will enjoy it. 
So sit back, relax, subscribe. 

590
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,280
If you're new, leave a like on 
the video to claim your free 

591
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,640
nothing. 
And with that being said, let's 

592
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,920
just jump right into it. 
So we're going to call the 

593
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,200
subscriber who submitted this 
story, Eric. 

594
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,160
So anyways, right, Eric's mom 
informed him that they would be 

595
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,920
going over to their cousin's 
house for the weekend. 

596
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,720
So this was during summer and 
you know, Eric was off from 

597
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,280
school. 
He was kind of just chilling, 

598
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,040
having a pretty good time. 
And you know, his his cousin is 

599
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,520
significantly younger, so like 
four or five plus years. 

600
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,080
And it's, it's always difficult 
like to hang out with family 

601
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,000
members sometimes if they are a 
significantly different age 

602
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,680
demographic than you, unless 
it's like 30 and 40, because you

603
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,880
can get along like you're both 
adults. 

604
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,240
You can get along with you can 
at least, you know, I don't 

605
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,760
know, understand adult stuff 
together, but I don't know about

606
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,240
you guys, but like just hanging 
out with people that are 

607
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,200
especially if you're 15, hanging
out like a 10 year old is just 

608
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,720
like, bro, how do you even do 
that, bro? 

609
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,840
Like, unless you can like both 
play the same video game and 

610
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,840
relate over that. 
However, though, so Eric's moms 

611
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,040
like, hey, we're just gonna 
you're gonna have to do it. 

612
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,400
You're gonna have to suck it up.
Like sucks to suck. 

613
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:26,760
Basically telling Eric that it's
like she knows that he probably 

614
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,160
would prefer to be doing 
something else with his time and

615
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,880
he probably wouldn't want to, 
but that it was a non 

616
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,120
negotiable. 
Yeah. 

617
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:37,480
So another thing that she 
informed Eric was that 

618
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,960
apparently, you know, their aunt
had been telling her that, you 

619
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,360
know, Eric's cousin had a bit of
an addiction to this game called

620
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,120
Minecraft. 
Well, Eric knew what Minecraft 

621
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,000
was like. 
It's pretty hard to be, you 

622
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,720
know, a team. 
This is like to be a teenager, 

623
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,680
be on the Internet to any 
extent, be aware of video games 

624
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,320
to any extent and at least not 
know what Minecraft is. 

625
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,240
I think a lot of people haven't 
played it, but at least most 

626
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,440
people have. 
They at least know what it is. 

627
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,120
Or maybe they played like Pocket
Edition when they were a young 

628
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,160
kid or something like that. 
But anyways, Eric's mom was 

629
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,000
informing him that, yeah, so 
basically, you know, just a 

630
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,440
heads up, this kid is obsessed 
with Minecraft, will probably 

631
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,880
refuse to have a conversation or
engage in any activity that 

632
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,960
isn't at least Minecraft 
adjacent. 

633
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,000
So Eric's thinking himself, oh, 
great. 

634
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,880
Well, this is going to be a 
really fun time for me because I

635
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,080
don't play the game. 
Like, I know what the game is. 

636
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,480
I don't play the game. 
I don't really watch the game. 

637
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,480
And now I'm going to be forced 
to spend time with this kid who 

638
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,360
won I don't have anything in 
common with in the 1st place 

639
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,920
because we're like, these are 
like 4 to five years younger 

640
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,240
than me. 
And on top of that, he's not 

641
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,360
even going to try to relate on 
anything. 

642
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,480
And like because the only topic 
that he'll allow us to have 

643
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,280
conversations about is freaking 
Minecraft. 

644
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,760
Bro. 
I'll even admit, like even 

645
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,760
someone like me who's a pretty 
big fan of Minecraft, it's just 

646
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,040
like the one game I could always
play as a kid because I was a 

647
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,600
Mac user. 
I will admit that like even I 

648
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,240
would be kind of bummed out if I
was going somewhere and I knew 

649
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,000
the only thing I could talk to 
someone for days about is 

650
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,560
Minecraft. 
So anyways, Eric gets in the 

651
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,720
car. 
Eric's mom's kind of like, 

652
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,040
you're just going to have to 
deal with this. 

653
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,200
I'm sorry. 
We need to see family members, 

654
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,240
which like I can respect. 
It's good to like, you know, 

655
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,880
keep in touch with your family 
members. 

656
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,040
It's good to keep and have a 
good relationship. 

657
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,080
So anyways, they drive over, 
it's about like an hour away. 

658
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,600
They don't live that far. 
It's only an hour car ride, but 

659
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,040
still, it's a bit of a trip, 
right? 

660
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,440
So anyways, they're going over 
and you know, Erics is kind of 

661
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,880
like mentally preparing himself 
for a very not super fun, I 

662
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,520
don't know, time, you know what 
I mean? 

663
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,280
He's not. 
He's not really that excited for

664
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,720
what's about to happen. 
So they pull up into the 

665
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,840
driveway and Eric's aunt, 
basically just Eric's aunt, 

666
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,560
comes out. 
But one thing, you know, you 

667
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,960
know who doesn't come out? 
Yeah, the Minecraft kid, AKA 

668
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,680
Eric's cousin. 
You know why? 

669
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,960
He's too busy up in his room 
playing freaking Minecraft bro. 

670
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,640
Yeah. 
So anyways, the Eric's mom or 

671
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,560
Eric's aunt, sorry, greets 
thumbs like I'm so excited you 

672
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,880
guys could come. 
This is so great. 

673
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,680
I'm really excited to see you 
guys here. 

674
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:16,720
All this kind of stuff, right? 
And she kind of like looks up 

675
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,040
like because they have a 
two-story house and on the 2nd 

676
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,560
floor there is very clearly 
Eric's cousin. 

677
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,560
OK, so for the rest of this 
video, I'm going to call Eric's 

678
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,040
cousin the Minecraft kid. 
Just so you guys know, those are

679
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,640
the same dude. 
So she looks up to the Minecraft

680
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,560
kids room. 
So the blinds are closed, but 

681
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,120
they're kind of thin, so you can
see, like, light kind of 

682
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,520
flashing or whatever. 
And I think the window must have

683
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,480
been open because it was a hot 
summer day. 

684
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,040
And you could hear, like, 
Minecraft noises. 

685
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,600
And you could also hear the kid 
go like, damn it. 

686
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,800
No, what the heck? 
He's cheating. 

687
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,520
He's hacking like this. 
Like, this kid is screaming at 

688
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,000
the top of his lungs. 
So yeah. 

689
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,280
Eric's aunt looks up very 
slowly, up to the window, looks 

690
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,720
down very slowly. 
That makes eye contact with the 

691
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,600
both of them and is like, ha, 
ha, ha. 

692
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,280
Yeah, he's in one of his 
Minecraft fits right now. 

693
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,520
Maybe we should wait a second 
before we go say hi. 

694
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,080
Yeah. 
So Eric already knows he's about

695
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:17,040
to be in for a, a surprise, to 
say the least. 

696
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,000
Like, he already knows it's 
about to be a bit of a situation

697
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:24,800
because the aunt just referred 
to a Minecraft fit. 

698
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,320
Like, what does that even mean? 
And that even she said we're 

699
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,200
better off not like saying hi to
him until he's out of his 

700
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,560
Minecraft fit. 
Like, bro, what does that even 

701
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,240
mean, dude? 
So Eric knew that this kid was 

702
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,160
obsessed. 
But The thing is, I feel like if

703
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,080
it were like, OK, I mean, 
probably Eric's aunt should have

704
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,280
been like, we're going to go see
him, whatever, and kind of like 

705
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,960
discipline him a little bit, but
whatever, man. 

706
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,960
So they go inside and once you 
enter, you can kind of hear the 

707
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,520
noises a lot more clearly. 
I guess like this, the sound in 

708
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,920
the house kind of bounced around
a lot, but you heard like, I 

709
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,960
guess the game volume for 
Minecraft must have been up like

710
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,200
200% or something, blasting 
through massive speakers. 

711
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,400
And then you hear like kind of 
like hitting noises, whatever, 

712
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,640
and then you hear screaming. 
He's. 

713
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,240
Hacking he's. 
Hacking he's. 

714
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,160
Cheating. 
Ban him. 

715
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,040
Ban. 
Him. 

716
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,280
Then you hear all this like 
smashing and the stuff being 

717
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,920
thrown around. 
So Eric already knows that not 

718
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,360
only is this kid like addicted 
to Minecraft craft, like 

719
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:27,520
straight up, he's also like a 
he's also like engages in gamer 

720
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,400
rage, which is like, look, 
everyone's been playing the 

721
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,200
game. 
Everyone gets a little mad 

722
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,480
sometimes. 
Even I get a little mad 

723
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,040
sometimes. 
But like, I don't know, man, I 

724
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,520
don't want to be around someone 
where they're like throwing 

725
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,760
their stuff, getting super mad. 
Like I know a couple years ago, 

726
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,320
dude, I'd be playing Minecraft. 
I would lose. 

727
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,880
I type and chat. 
You suck, bro. 

728
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,800
Like I don't even know why I 
would never do that in person. 

729
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:53,400
This Minecraft may be so mad, 
but yeah, at the same time you 

730
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,760
definitely don't want to be 
around someone who's thrown 

731
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,400
their keyboard or whatever. 
I never threw my keyboard. 

732
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,280
I would just be like your trash 
law. 

733
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,400
Just say that stupid stuff and 
chat. 

734
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,000
But you never want to be around 
someone who's actually, like, 

735
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,080
throwing their keyboard and 
stuff. 

736
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,840
Yeah. 
So anyways, they go inside and 

737
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,480
they're kind of like, sitting in
the living room after talking 

738
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,120
with a little bit with Eric's 
aunt. 

739
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,560
And Eric's aunt is like, all 
right, well, it's been like 30 

740
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,760
minutes, and I'm not hearing 
this much screaming. 

741
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:24,000
By as much screaming, she didn't
mean no screaming as there was 

742
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,719
still the faint damn it like 
coming from upstairs or 

743
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,120
whatever. 
And so when that kind of like 

744
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,080
calmed down a little bit, but 
even it still was happening, it 

745
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,960
just wasn't as violent or as 
frequent. 

746
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,040
She's like, I'm going to go up 
and let him know that, you know,

747
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,840
you guys are here and that you 
should come down and say hello. 

748
00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:46,520
So Eric's aunt walks up the 
stairs and out of the room. 

749
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,760
Eric and his mom are just 
sitting there and they can hear 

750
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,040
because remember this, this 
house is like crazy sound for 

751
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,880
some reason. 
You could hear everything. 

752
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,040
You hear Eric's aunt be like, 
hey, sweetie, like your your 

753
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,880
cousin and your aunts are here. 
And then you hear mom, get out 

754
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,720
of my room. 
I'm playing Minecraft. 

755
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,760
And she's like, sweetie, I know 
you're playing Minecraft, but 

756
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,840
you should come down and say 
hello to your cousin. 

757
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,520
Why are you so excited? 
Earlier this week, He's like. 

758
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,240
Mom, I'm in the middle of a PvP 
match. 

759
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,040
Get out of here right now. 
You're. 

760
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:22,000
Going to make me lose. 
So anyways, you hear the door 

761
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,040
close, then you see anyways, 
Eric sees his aunt walk down and

762
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,040
be like, oh, he'll be down in 
one second. 

763
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,080
He's just, he's wrapping up up 
there, which like Eric and his 

764
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,400
mom look at each other because I
don't think Eric's aunt really 

765
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:39,160
realizes or has kind of like, 
kind of like realized how sound,

766
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,680
like the way that sound moves in
their house and how everyone can

767
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,480
hear basically everything. 
So yeah, it's actually pretty 

768
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,560
crazy, bro. 
Like they're just kind of 

769
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,240
sitting there. 
Eric's looking at his mom. 

770
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,720
The aunt doesn't realize that 
they could hear what actually 

771
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:58,720
happened, which was that the 
aunt basically got yelled out by

772
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:02,040
her by her own like, son bro, 
say, but I need to play 

773
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,760
Minecraft. 
I'm not coming down. 

774
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,880
So yeah, the cousin, AKA the 
Minecraft kid, in fact, did not 

775
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,240
come down for like the next, I 
don't know, did not come down 

776
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:15,000
for like the next 45 minutes. 
And the aunt was like for the 

777
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,320
for the next 45 minutes, she was
sitting in the living room, like

778
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,560
talking to them, being like, 
how's school, how's whatever, 

779
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,360
right? 
Kind of just normal small talk. 

780
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,240
But she was always like looking 
upstairs, looking down, looking 

781
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:30,400
upstairs, looking down, waiting 
for the Minecraft kid to come 

782
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:34,120
down, feeling super embarrassed,
feeling super awkward. 

783
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,880
And like honestly, like Eric 
even felt bad in the situation. 

784
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,160
He's like, oh man, like a little
bit like she did raise this 

785
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,760
monster. 
But also it's probably not the 

786
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,040
easy. 
Like for example, I was a pretty

787
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,640
easy child. 
I'm sure I was hard to raise in 

788
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,560
the sense that raising any child
is hard. 

789
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,560
But like I never broke any 
rules. 

790
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,120
I never like actually had the I 
was always like, I was a good 

791
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,560
child, bro. 
So like, I'm sure raising a 

792
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,640
Minecraft demon is probably kind
of difficult, but at the same 

793
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,840
time, it's like you raised the 
Minecraft demon. 

794
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,120
Like, he's the product of like 
you raising him, bro. 

795
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,200
Yeah. 
So anyways, I sure enough, 

796
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,840
eventually the Minecraft kid 
comes down and he comes down and

797
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,520
he sits down and he he doesn't 
come down alone, though. 

798
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,880
He comes down with his iPad. 
Because just so you know, he 

799
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,640
plays Minecraft mostly on the 
computer. 

800
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,680
But when he doesn't have access 
to his computer, he plays 

801
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,600
Minecraft on his iPad. 
And when he doesn't have access 

802
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,480
to his iPad, he plays Minecraft 
on his phone. 

803
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,680
And when he doesn't have access 
to his phone, he goes to sleep 

804
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,040
so that he can dream about 
playing Minecraft. 

805
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,200
Yes, he will never be in a 
situation where he's not playing

806
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,720
Minecraft. 
So he comes down, sits on the 

807
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:47,680
couch, and immediately is this 
on his iPad, like walking down 

808
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,760
stairs. 
He's walking down holding his 

809
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,000
iPad, probably chopping wood or 
something in one of his, you 

810
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,240
know, creative worlds or I don't
even know, right. 

811
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,320
So sure enough, the aunt is 
like, hey, buddy, like, do you 

812
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,600
want to say hello to someone 
indicating that? 

813
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,520
Like, maybe he should say hello 
to his cousin who came all the 

814
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,480
way just to see him, even though
his cousin very clearly does not

815
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,440
want to see him in the Minecraft
craft Kids Like what? 

816
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,360
And he goes back to playing 
Minecraft. 

817
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,960
Yeah. 
So basically the Minecraft kid 

818
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,960
just completely ignores his mom 
and ignores his cousin and just 

819
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,760
goes back to crafting, bro. 
So yeah, sure enough, the mom, 

820
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,040
like, prompts him again, like, 
do you want to say hello to your

821
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,240
cousin? 
And he's like, oh, hello. 

822
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,840
And then goes back to playing 
Minecraft. 

823
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,160
So look, here's the thing. 
Eric, the subscriber, he's not 

824
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,040
taking any of this personally. 
He's like, OK, whatever. 

825
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,760
Like, it's fine. 
It's not like we were going to 

826
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,880
have some great deep 
philosophical conversation 

827
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,160
anyways. 
Like it's, it's whatever really 

828
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,240
is. 
And so sure enough, they, they 

829
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,040
have a little bit of a 
conversation and then, you know,

830
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,840
Eric's aunt is like, all right, 
well, we do have a plan for 

831
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,760
later tonight. 
So Eric is literally just 

832
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,480
sitting there playing Minecraft 
on his little iPad or whatever. 

833
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,800
And it's kind of awkward because
they can't continue on with the 

834
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,680
conversation because the aunt is
like insistent on trying to 

835
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,360
bring Eric into the 
conversation. 

836
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:11,040
So she's like, so Erica, what 
did you do today? 

837
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,320
And he's like, because he's too 
busy playing Minecraft to have 

838
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,280
any, like, verbal response to 
her that was any bit 

839
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,840
intelligible. 
So he could only respond in 

840
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:25,280
grunts, so he could focus 99% of
his attention on his Minecraft 

841
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,000
gaming skills and abilities. 
Yeah. 

842
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,160
So at this point, Eric already 
knew that this was, this was 

843
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,400
about to be a great time. 
This was about to be a great 

844
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,840
time at his cousin's place. 
So basically they decide or 

845
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,040
basically the honest like, OK, 
so this is what we're going to 

846
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,240
do for the rest of the day. 
So they got there kind of late 

847
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,680
in the day. 
They were going to stay for a 

848
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,680
couple days or whatever, but 
they were planning on going out 

849
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,440
to dinner. 
So let's just skip ahead till 

850
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,000
later in the night as that's 
where things start to get even 

851
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,040
more interesting with the 
Minecraft kid. 

852
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,600
So anyways, they anyways, the 
Minecraft kid after their 

853
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,480
conversation, goes back upstairs
and goes back up to playing 

854
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,760
Minecraft. 
Eric is like kind of looks at 

855
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,440
his mom's like, can I just stay 
with you? 

856
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,520
And she's like, yeah, fine. 
I think Eric's mom was like at 

857
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,840
the very beginning a lot more 
like, I don't know, you need to 

858
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,280
go spend time with your little 
cousin or whatever. 

859
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,240
You don't see him. 
Family's important. 

860
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,480
But after seeing the little 
cousins, you know, actions and 

861
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,680
stuff like that. 
I think she kind of just chilled

862
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:26,600
out and was like, all right, 
well, I think it's fair enough 

863
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,480
to say that, you know, my, I'm 
not going to have to put, I 

864
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,600
don't want to put my son through
like the nonsense and turmoil of

865
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,960
dealing with this kid. 
She's probably going to like 

866
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,840
want like Eric to hang out with 
him at least a little bit. 

867
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,160
But I think she's going to be a 
bit more understanding. 

868
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,360
She's going to be a little bit 
more lenient, a bit more like 

869
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,400
relaxed when it comes to that 
stuff. 

870
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,840
So anyways, right, let's just 
skip ahead to the time for 

871
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,200
dinner. 
So they get kind of dressed up a

872
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,560
little bit. 
They were told to bring at least

873
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,760
one nicer pair of clothes, like 
cuz they're going out to like a 

874
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,720
fancy steakhouse or whatever. 
And so, you know, everyone's 

875
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,960
kind of dressed up, and they're 
waiting in the living room. 

876
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,480
And Eric's aunt yells up like, 
all right, it's time to come. 

877
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,400
Like, go. 
It's kind of time to come down. 

878
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,600
We're going to go eat soon. 
And you hear a lot like this. 

879
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:19,640
Very faint, muffled. 
I'm playing Minecraft. 

880
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:25,560
So anyways, right, you know, it 
the odds kind of like a little 

881
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,280
bit embarrassed because I'm sure
if you're a parent and your son 

882
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,800
or daughter, whatever directly 
talks back to you, I'm sure 

883
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,480
that's kind of embarrassing 
because while that's like, yeah,

884
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,680
OK, this kids probably difficult
to handle, this kids probably 

885
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,680
difficult to deal with at the 
same time. 

886
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,920
And it like the other side of 
the coin, why are they difficult

887
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,880
to handle? 
Why are they being so difficult?

888
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,960
Well, I mean, it's kind of a 
reflection on you as a parent to

889
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,120
an extent because you did raise 
these kids. 

890
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,800
Maybe if they're like 35 and 
like that now they're like 

891
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,040
acting back at you. 
At that point they're adults and

892
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,360
they've kind of formed 
themselves. 

893
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,640
But especially if they're like 
10 or 11, I mean really though, 

894
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,160
their whole world is more or 
less shaped by you and or things

895
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,800
that you let them like spend all
their time doing. 

896
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,480
At the end of the day, the 
Minecraft kid might have been a 

897
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,240
real like problem, but why was 
he a problem? 

898
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,160
Because his aunt let him play 
Minecraft 24/7 and kind of form 

899
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,760
into the kid he is now. 
So it's a little bit 

900
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,800
embarrassing and she like kind 
of goes up there and she hears 

901
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,760
like this bicker or not, she 
sorry. 

902
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,000
The Eric the subscriber and his 
mom are sitting there very 

903
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,920
awkwardly in the living room as 
they hear bickering back and 

904
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,800
forth between the Minecraft kid 
and you know, the on and off. 

905
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,960
It's like I need you to get down
there right now. 

906
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,800
You're embarrassing me in front 
of your cousin and your aunt. 

907
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,080
The Minecraft kids like but. 
Ma'am, I'm in the middle of a 

908
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,600
bad wars game. 
Please, I just need one more 

909
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,720
game. 
And then she's like, no. 

910
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,400
You will not have one more game.
You've been playing all day when

911
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,080
your cousin's been here, he's 
like but. 

912
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,840
Mom, I better win. 
I'm about to get like I'm going 

913
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,080
to win the bad wars. 
Game. 

914
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,720
She's like, you are shutting 
this down right now. 

915
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,720
He's like Bob I've got. 
I've had bad wars. 

916
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,440
You can't stop me in the middle 
of a bad war game. 

917
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,960
Bob, this isn't a game you can 
pause. 

918
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:06,040
And, like, Eric and his mom are 
just sitting down there just, 

919
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,280
like, grimacing, cringing, super
awkward. 

920
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,600
Yeah. 
So many ways. 

921
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,280
Eventually, the Minecraft kid 
and Eric's aunt come down. 

922
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,960
It's all pretty awkward. 
It's pretty uncomfortable. 

923
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,360
Obviously, the Minecraft kid is 
very, very grumpy right now 

924
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,800
because he was taken out of his 
bed Wars game. 

925
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,200
Mom doesn't understand. 
You can't pause. 

926
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,960
These. 
Games, right, which is like, OK,

927
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,800
bro, you have been like, yes, 
I'm sure that you probably lost 

928
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,400
some stats on a Hypixel or 
something, but at the end of the

929
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,960
day, bro, like, I don't know, 
you've been playing Minecraft 

930
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,240
all day and from the looks of it
and what it sounds like you've 

931
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,800
been playing Minecraft all day 
every day for the longest time, 

932
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,320
dude. 
So I don't really know how you 

933
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,520
could have that kind of the 
grounds to be upset over this 

934
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,920
type of stuff anyways though. 
So sure enough, they get in the 

935
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:01,720
car and you know, in the front 
is the aunt and Eric's mom and 

936
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,120
in the back is Eric and the 
Minecraft kid. 

937
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,040
So Eric is kind of just sitting 
there very awkwardly and the 

938
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:12,040
Minecraft kid looks at him and 
he's like, hey, Eric turns his 

939
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,760
like, what's up? 
Because like, you know, Eric's 

940
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,520
going to try and be friendly to 
this kid. 

941
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,320
It's not like Eric is going to 
try and like ignore this kid or 

942
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,800
whatever. 
I mean, it is his cousin and he 

943
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,760
is staying with them so they can
be on good terms. 

944
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,080
That's like the best situation. 
That's the best outcome from 

945
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:31,720
this situation. 
So yeah, anyways, the Minecraft 

946
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:34,240
kid is looking at Eric and is 
like, hey, and Eric says, hey, 

947
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:37,160
what's up? 
And Minecraft kid is like, do 

948
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,680
you know what Minecraft is? 
And Eric's like, yeah, I'm like 

949
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,560
aware of what Minecraft is and 
the Minecraft kids like, oh, so 

950
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,600
do you play it? 
And Eric's like, oh, not really.

951
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,840
I I think I play it like once or
twice, but not really. 

952
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,960
And the Minecraft kid, it's so 
funny. 

953
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:55,040
He looks at him and like this 
kind of like glazed look goes 

954
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,520
over his face, his eyes like 
kind of unfocused. 

955
00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:02,320
And then he slowly turns back to
see because he kind of like he 

956
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,360
twisted over and turned over to 
look at Eric while he was 

957
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,800
talking to him. 
But the second that Eric said 

958
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:12,320
no, I don't play Minecraft every
second of my waking day and also

959
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,400
when I go to sleep dream about 
Minecraft PvP and speed running.

960
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,720
The second Eric admitted this 
this this sin, right? 

961
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,720
The Minecraft kid literally just
lost every speck of interest and

962
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,640
just shifted over back to 
looking forward. 

963
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,120
He didn't, he wasn't even like 
oh OK cool. 

964
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,840
He didn't even respond. 
That was literally just the way 

965
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,000
that he ended the conversation 
was just like turning away. 

966
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,720
The second Eric said no, I'm not
super interested in Minecraft. 

967
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,560
I don't play it every 5 seconds 
of my love, my life, right? 

968
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,200
So eventually they get to the 
steakhouse and they walk inside.

969
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,360
And so they're seated, they have
reservations. 

970
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:53,320
They sit down and the Minecraft 
kid is looking at the menu and 

971
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,720
his mom's like, hey buddy, like 
I know you like steak, so here's

972
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,480
some things I think you'll like.
She points out some stuff at the

973
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,440
menu, whatever, right? 
And like the Minecraft kids 

974
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:06,120
looking at it, he's like, I need
to know how this steak was 

975
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,280
prepared. 
And you know, everyone like, I 

976
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,880
don't know, like it was kind of 
a weird question to ask. 

977
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,440
Like, what do you mean? 
I need to know how this steak 

978
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,800
was prepared? 
Like how how many different ways

979
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,440
can steak really be prepared, 
bro? 

980
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,720
Which just doesn't make a lot of
sense. 

981
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,800
And he's like, well, I need to 
know if it was cooked in a 

982
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,400
furnace or some of you use Flint
and steel and then killed the 

983
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,560
cow. 
And like, everyone's just kind 

984
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,120
of looking at them real 
confused. 

985
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,320
And even Eric at the time, 
Eric's knowledge of Minecraft 

986
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:37,640
has grown a decent amount since 
this story took place, so he 

987
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,920
understands it. 
But at the time he was just like

988
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:45,120
bro what are you saying? 
And the Minecraft kid is looking

989
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,200
at them like why are you guys so
confused? 

990
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,400
I'm literally just asking how 
this meat was prepared. 

991
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:55,480
Well, was it put in a furnace 
and smelted with coal or was it 

992
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,960
that did they kill the cow with 
a sword and just make sure that 

993
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,440
they hit it with a Flint and 
steel beforehand? 

994
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,720
For any of you guys out of the 
loop of Minecraft knowledge. 

995
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,440
Basically there's a few ways you
can get cooked steak in 

996
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,520
Minecraft 1 is you put it in a 
furnace and put coal in there or

997
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,560
another way to get raw steak is 
by killing a cow. 

998
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,400
But if you set the cow on fire, 
wow, saying this out loud 

999
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,280
actually sounds so bad. 
But if you set the cow on fire 

1000
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,240
and then kill it, it drops 
cooked steak. 

1001
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,200
So that's what the Minecraft kid
was asking because the Minecraft

1002
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,440
kid must been playing so much 
Minecraft that he believed the 

1003
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,680
real world was Minecraft 
physics. 

1004
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,560
The real that Minecraft physics 
were actually real world physics

1005
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:39,640
too so yeah his the aunt needed 
to explain to the Minecraft kid 

1006
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,920
that like. 
He. 

1007
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,920
He probably shouldn't ask that 
to the waiter but anyways the 

1008
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,360
waiter comes over and before 
like the waiter can even finish 

1009
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,320
saying hey can I get do you guys
want any drinks? 

1010
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,120
The Minecraft kid says. 
So is your steak. 

1011
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,280
Cooked. 
In a furnace? 

1012
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:01,920
Or do you need to Flint and 
steal the cow before you smash 

1013
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,360
knack it with a diamond sword 
and it just like dead silence 

1014
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,120
after the Minecraft kid says 
that cuz I don't know about you 

1015
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,800
guys, but I would be at least a 
little bit confused. 

1016
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,840
And a real quick let's make the 
secret word of the day diamond 

1017
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,320
sword. 
So comment diamond sword down 

1018
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,320
below and while you're in the 
comment section check out the 

1019
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,760
pin comment as the pin comment 
now has 2 links in it. 

1020
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,480
I used to have a bunch now it's 
only two. 

1021
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,400
The first one is the one you 
probably guys know a link to my 

1022
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,440
Spotify page. 
I upload all these story times 

1023
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,920
as podcasts on Spotify. 
Please make sure to listen on 

1024
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,520
there as I'm actually trying to 
like build up a little thing on 

1025
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,720
there. 
I got some like some word in 

1026
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:43,320
with some of the reps on there, 
but also secret announcement. 

1027
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,160
You guys are like 20 something 
minutes into one of these 

1028
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,520
videos. 
So I know that you guys are 

1029
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,560
probably pretty big fans and I 
wanted you guys to know before 

1030
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,960
anyone else. 
The in the link down below is 

1031
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,080
going to be my animated story 
channel. 

1032
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,000
Yeah, yeah, you guys have been 
wanting that for a while. 

1033
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,760
It's not going to be like the 
greatest animation ever, but my 

1034
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,120
friend Tag Swag has a channel 
called Birdie. 

1035
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,640
My friend and Queen has a 
channel called The Duck. 

1036
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,760
It's going to be very, very 
similar to that style of 

1037
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,160
animation. 
So make sure to subscribe to it 

1038
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,160
now. 
It has no content right now, but

1039
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,360
it will by this Friday or 
Saturday. 

1040
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,480
So that was a little bit of a 
long announcement. 

1041
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,440
Let's just get right back into 
the story. 

1042
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,120
So anyways, the waiters kind of 
thrown off guard because he 

1043
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,080
just, I don't, I think the 
waiter's like old enough that he

1044
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,800
might know of Minecraft. 
But to know that like to get 

1045
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,800
stake in Minecraft, you need to 
like throw it in a furnace or 

1046
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,640
kill as a cow with Flint and 
steel. 

1047
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,840
That's pretty game specific 
knowledge. 

1048
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,520
I think if I asked a random 
person who didn't play that much

1049
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,920
but knew about Minecraft, they 
probably still wouldn't even 

1050
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,240
know how to answer that. 
They'd probably be like, well, I

1051
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:48,160
mean, I don't know dude. 
I don't spend all my time 

1052
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,320
playing Minecraft like that. 
And I'd be like fair bro, fair 

1053
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,840
enough. 
So yeah, sure enough, the 

1054
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,920
waiter's like, well, cuz he just
tries to like, I don't know, try

1055
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,160
and like survive, like save the 
conversation. 

1056
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,720
He's like, well, we, we, we get 
grass fed beef. 

1057
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:09,000
You can choose if you want it 
like cooked medium rare, rare, 

1058
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,200
like well done. 
It's it's up to you. 

1059
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,560
I don't think we use a furnace. 
We use like, I don't know, an 

1060
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,080
oven or stove or something in 
Minecraft because like, I've not

1061
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:21,640
heard of that method before. 
That is very suspicious. 

1062
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,760
Turns to his mom. 
Mom, we need to get out of this 

1063
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,880
establishment immediately. 
And his mom's like, ha, ha, so 

1064
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,160
funny. 
Don't listen to anything he says

1065
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,000
as she turns to the waiter. 
You know what? 

1066
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,520
Can we have another second with 
a menu? 

1067
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:39,280
And the waiter's like, OK, So 
anyways, she turns to or the 

1068
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,160
aunt turns to the Minecraft kid 
is like. 

1069
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,280
You could not be. 
Saying that like that, like you 

1070
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,880
cannot be like demanding that we
get up and leave. 

1071
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,040
Like that's so rude, so 
embarrassing for me. 

1072
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,480
And this whole time, Eric and 
his mom are just sitting there 

1073
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,080
so awkwardly. 
And the Minecraft kid responds, 

1074
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:58,880
Mom, I've never heard of anyone 
cooking steak in an oven before 

1075
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,640
or a grill. 
Like it obviously is either in a

1076
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,120
furnace or you kill a cow with 
Flint and steel. 

1077
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,960
Everybody knows that's the two 
ways. 

1078
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,400
And she's like that's, that's 
she's like, she does like it's 

1079
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,320
starting to have a mental 
freaking breakdown. 

1080
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,280
So anyways, the Minecraft kid 
does not end up getting the 

1081
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,920
steak because it's too 
suspicious. 

1082
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,640
He just gets up. 
Like he just gets 3 orders of 

1083
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,840
fries, which like, yeah, that's 
when I think of a healthy, 

1084
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,040
nutritious meal that's going to 
power me through the day. 

1085
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,520
I think of three orders of large
fries. 

1086
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,320
That covers all the food groups,
bro. 

1087
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,920
Yeah. 
So anyways, they eventually get 

1088
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,280
back home and this is where 
things go. 

1089
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,960
Really, really. 
SI think the title of this video

1090
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,600
is going to be Minecraft kid 
destroys his house, Minecraft 

1091
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,080
kid burns down his house. 
And I said in the very first 30 

1092
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,200
seconds, the Minecraft kid burns
down his house. 

1093
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,400
That was not clickbait. 
That was not a lie. 

1094
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,240
I just need to give you all the 
information before we got there.

1095
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,280
So eventually they're driving 
back. 

1096
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,960
The aunt is a little bit on the 
edge because of how much the 

1097
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,680
Minecraft kid is acted out. 
I think she's now realizing in 

1098
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,320
the presence of other people how
strange the Minecraft kid really

1099
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:01,520
is. 
Because I think, like, I don't 

1100
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,280
know, I feel like if certain 
things happen to you every 

1101
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,920
single day, you kind of ignore 
it. 

1102
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:09,320
But I feel like you're 
hypersensitive to things being 

1103
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:13,000
out of place or things being 
abnormal when you have guests 

1104
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,960
over. 
So I think the fact that she had

1105
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:19,360
guests over and kind of like, in
contrast, it was like Eric, in 

1106
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,720
contrast to the Minecraft kid, 
was so extreme that you couldn't

1107
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,800
notice the difference between 
the two of them. 

1108
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,160
So anyways, they get back and 
the Minecraft kid immediately 

1109
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:31,280
goes upstairs and like no one 
thinks anything of it. 

1110
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,440
Little do we do they know that, 
you know, the Minecraft kid is 

1111
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,440
about to perform Minecraft in 
real life and burn down the 

1112
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,440
house. 
They just think that he's going 

1113
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:43,360
back up to play more bed wars or
just play some more Minecraft up

1114
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,040
there, right. 
So they're sitting down in the 

1115
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,480
living room and the aunt is 
like, I'm so sorry. 

1116
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,560
Like I didn't realize how bad it
was with him. 

1117
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,520
Like, I know that he was 
obsessed with that game, but 

1118
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,840
it's it's like rotten his brain.
Yeah. 

1119
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:02,680
So anyways, they don't realize 
that anything's going on. 

1120
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,080
But the the odd is like, I'm so 
sorry. 

1121
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,280
I'm I'm sorry about what's going
on. 

1122
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:12,200
Like, and then that's when 
Eric's like, do you guys smell 

1123
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,920
smoke? 
And almost as soon as Eric says 

1124
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,120
that, the Minecraft kid comes 
running downstairs. 

1125
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:19,680
She's like mom, mom, she's like,
what what happened? 

1126
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:25,120
He's like, I was I was doing 
Minecraft and I was doing the 

1127
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:29,240
Flint and steel. 
I was I was seeing if how to 

1128
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,520
make steak in real life like 
Minecraft. 

1129
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,920
And mom a points upstairs and 
you can see all of this smoke 

1130
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,440
billowing from outside. 
So OK, the situation starts to 

1131
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,800
unfold in the like the on and 
starts to realize shoot, my 

1132
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,160
house is on fire. 
Goes gets them all outside, gets

1133
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:50,600
the phone with her, calls 911, 
the ambulance, fire truck, all 

1134
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,000
this type of stuff is coming 
there. 

1135
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,000
So as the house is catching on 
fire, she turns the Minecraft 

1136
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,400
kid and it's like what did you 
do? 

1137
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:03,520
So the Minecraft kid basically 
explains that he was so confused

1138
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,280
by what happened at the 
steakhouse that he went down the

1139
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,320
stairs, grabbed like a piece of 
raw chicken from the fridge. 

1140
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,400
Then also grabbed a lighter, 
which he referred to as Flint 

1141
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,560
and steel and was trying to like
cook the chicken like you would 

1142
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,360
in Minecraft, but accidentally 
like left the lighter going and 

1143
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,560
like on something super 
flammable. 

1144
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,040
And that like it just like 
caught on fire. 

1145
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,040
And that he was, like, too 
scared to do anything at 1st and

1146
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,600
it spread really quickly and he 
ran down stairs. 

1147
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,240
And now he points to the house 
and the whole thing's in flames.

1148
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:36,120
So the fire truck gets there, 
like, puts out the fire. 

1149
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,960
It's a whole thing. 
Yeah. 

1150
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,920
The whole, like, second floor is
like, trashed pro. 

1151
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,360
Like that house is not doing 
well. 

1152
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,360
Thankfully, they got insurance. 
But at the end of the day, you 

1153
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,880
get insurance not because you 
want to use insurance. 

1154
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,960
You get insurance hoping you'll 
never use it, but knowing if you

1155
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,240
need to use it. 
Well, at least that's better 

1156
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:57,080
than, you know, the situation 
happening and not having 

1157
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,400
insurance. 
It's never like a oh thank God, 

1158
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,520
like I'm so excited to finally 
use our insurance. 

1159
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,680
Said nobody ever, you know what 
I mean? 

1160
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,840
So yeah, anyways, Eric and his 
mom, their stuff was still in 

1161
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,640
the first floor. 
So actually their stuff was 

1162
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,080
totally fine. 
Eric and his mom said that like,

1163
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,600
you know, they'd be willing to 
help or whatever, but they 

1164
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:19,280
should probably leave because 
they're not going to stay in the

1165
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,960
non existent second floor guest 
bedroom unless they wanted to 

1166
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,400
sleep on the bed of charcoal and
breathe in toxic fumes all 

1167
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,160
night. 
So yeah, I don't know. 

1168
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,640
I think the aunt was so 
flustered that she was just 

1169
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,880
like, you know, it's OK, you 
guys can go. 

1170
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,520
And like, obviously Eric's mom 
was a little bit conflicted of 

1171
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,840
just getting up and leaving, but
she also was like, I'm also not 

1172
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:43,360
trying to deal with this dude. 
So yeah, Eric gets in the car 

1173
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,600
and Eric's mom starts driving 
them back. 

1174
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:52,040
And Eric and his mom have a nice
long conversation about like 

1175
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,120
basically saying, Eric, thank 
you for being such a good kid. 

1176
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,000
If you want to support the 
channel, go ahead and watch 

1177
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,520
another video on screen. 
There are two click either of 

1178
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:01,880
them. 
I'd really appreciate it and 

1179
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,680
peace. 
What's up guys? 

1180
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,160
Today we got three story times 
of the cringiest kids ever. 

1181
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,800
The first story is of a kid who 
tries to become a spice king and

1182
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,000
ends up, well, throwing up in 
the cafeteria. 

1183
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,480
The second story is of a kid who
asks out a girl in the middle of

1184
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:20,120
class in the most cringy way 
possible. 

1185
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:24,480
And the final story is of a 
spoiled kid who gets a stain on 

1186
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,120
his fancy pantsy shirt and you 
guys will not believe how he 

1187
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,720
reacts. 
Leave a like in the video to 

1188
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,960
claim your free nothing and 
let's just jump right into it. 

1189
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,920
Anyways, we're going to call the
subscriber who submitted the 

1190
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:38,400
first story, Ty. 
So anyways, this all happened in

1191
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,760
what seemed like a normal day. 
Ty and his friends were in the 

1192
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,200
cafeteria. 
So there's another kid who we're

1193
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,320
going to call Ben. 
And Ben was kind of the kid that

1194
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,400
always tried to seek attention, 
and that's how he thought he was

1195
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,200
going to be liked. 
You know, it's kind of a sad 

1196
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,920
situation because I knew a lot 
of those kids back in the day 

1197
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,760
that they thought, you know, 
they maybe were self-conscious 

1198
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,040
of the number of friends they 
had or really the lack of 

1199
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,120
friends they had. 
And they thought if they put in 

1200
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,120
a clown show, they would able to
have more friends quickly. 

1201
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,640
Like and subscribe right now to 
claim your free nothing anyways 

1202
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,080
though. 
So yeah, this this all started 

1203
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,960
off as a normal day. 
And Ty and his friends, they 

1204
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,520
were sitting at the cafeteria 
and they had cafeteria food. 

1205
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,160
You could bring in your own 
food, but most of the time they 

1206
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,560
just have the cafeteria food. 
And Ty tells me this food's not 

1207
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,880
great, bro. 
Like it really is very average 

1208
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,760
or whatever. 
It's it's, it's a simply not 

1209
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,600
that good. 
Which you know, so they're 

1210
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,240
sitting there kind of like 
picking out their mush or 

1211
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,320
whatever. 
And Ben, this kid I was telling 

1212
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,320
you about sits down at their 
table. 

1213
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,120
So Ben will kind of like float 
around from table to table. 

1214
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,520
I've told you before, he doesn't
really have a stable friend 

1215
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:46,200
group, which is probably the 
reason why he's always acting 

1216
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:49,040
out. 
And he's like, you know, he sits

1217
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,320
down. 
He's like, boys, this lunch is 

1218
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,280
going to be for the history 
books. 

1219
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,800
So Ty looks at him. 
He's like, what do you mean? 

1220
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,960
Because I don't know why, like, 
a lunchtime would be so 

1221
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,600
memorable, right? 
So Ty and his friends kind of 

1222
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,920
look at each other a little bit 
confused because it's kind of 

1223
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,680
like, you know, why is this kid 
saying this is going to be a 

1224
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,440
lunch to put down in the history
books? 

1225
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,000
That just doesn't make a lot of 
sense. 

1226
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,080
Anyways, though, so that you 
know, the spoil, not the spoil. 

1227
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,760
Look at sorry. 
Ben elaborates. 

1228
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,880
And he, you know, grabs his 
lunch bag because he brought in 

1229
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,240
lunch today and puts it on the 
table. 

1230
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,120
And Ty and his friends are kind 
of like looking at this lunch 

1231
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,960
bag. 
Like OK bro, I see you have a 

1232
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,800
lunch bag and you put it on the 
table. 

1233
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:33,520
I'm not super sure what this 
means, but cool, I guess. 

1234
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:40,200
And he's like, boys, I am going 
to do the spicy food challenge 

1235
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:44,280
like the spice Kings on TikTok. 
And they kind of look at each 

1236
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,960
other. 
If you don't know, there's these

1237
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,960
people that are called spice 
kings, I think, or just people 

1238
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,560
that eat a lot of spicy food in 
short form. 

1239
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,720
Videos on YouTube Shorts on 
TikTok and Instagram Reels. 

1240
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:59,840
Basically, they post videos of 
themselves eating, you know, 

1241
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:04,760
spicy Peppers, spicy chips, just
like a lot of spicy food 

1242
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,960
allegedly in one sitting, trying
to have like no reaction or 

1243
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,880
whatever. 
And it's whatever, right? 

1244
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,680
You can do what you want to do. 
I've no actual issue with that 

1245
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,760
type of content. 
However, I think Ben thought it 

1246
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:20,600
was such a good idea for him to 
do this to kind of show off to 

1247
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:24,160
the kids or show off to like Ty 
and his friends and try and get 

1248
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,160
their approval or whatever, 
which I mean, a bro, the end of 

1249
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,160
the day, like this is not how 
The thing is. 

1250
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,920
You're not going to become 
friends with people long term 

1251
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,000
because you're able to pull off 
funny stunts or whatever. 

1252
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,880
You're not going to be able to 
become friends with people just 

1253
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,600
because, I don't know, like 
you're. 

1254
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,760
You're. 
Going to become friends with 

1255
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,400
people because you spend a lot 
of quality time with them, you 

1256
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:51,920
share hobbies, you're a good 
person to them, you are 

1257
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,080
consistent. 
That's how you're actually going

1258
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,560
to become friends with people. 
Not by pulling off stunts like 

1259
00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:00,200
this anyways though. 
So yeah, sure enough, Ty takes 

1260
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,280
out the stuff out of his bag and
in his bag there are three 

1261
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,320
things. 
There's a thing of jalapeno 

1262
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:09,960
Peppers, there's a thing of hot 
spicy Takis, and then there's 

1263
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,000
the one chip. 
If you don't know about the one 

1264
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,320
chip challenge, well, let me 
explain it to you very briefly. 

1265
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,600
Basically the one chip, well, 
the one chip challenges this one

1266
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:24,040
chip that you can buy and it's 
like this one black chip that is

1267
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,720
ridiculously spicy. 
There's so many funny videos on 

1268
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,240
the Internet of people trying to
eat it. 

1269
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:32,640
It is not being able to do it. 
So anyways, yes, Ben had both 

1270
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:36,680
the one chip spicy Takis and 
some spicy probably jalapeno 

1271
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,000
Peppers. 
So at this point Ty and his 

1272
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,120
friends are like, OK, we don't 
need this kid like causing a 

1273
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,160
scene because it look at the end
of the day, they're just trying 

1274
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:49,120
to chill and eat their lunch. 
The last thing that they need is

1275
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:53,440
a big old situation or whatever 
that because of proximity, 

1276
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:58,160
because they are physically 
nearby the then they're they are

1277
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,560
responsible, right? 
They're not trying to be 

1278
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,320
responsible for this kid. 
Totally fair, totally 

1279
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,920
understandable. 
So yeah, anyways, right. 

1280
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:10,560
They're kind of like, hey, bro, 
you really don't need to do 

1281
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,640
that. 
I'm sure you could. 

1282
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,360
But also, man, we're running low
on time. 

1283
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,560
Maybe you want to do that 
another day. 

1284
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,640
Maybe you want to do that with 
other people so that we're not 

1285
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,400
responsible. 
Yeah, there's a lot of things 

1286
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,800
that maybe you'd rather do. 
And Ben, it's like, no boys. 

1287
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,400
Like I showed this to you. 
I have this up. 

1288
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,360
I need to finish it. 
Like I need to like figure this,

1289
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,720
like I need to show you guys. 
And he before they could stop 

1290
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,520
him, he immediately here's the 
thing, bro, Normally at these 

1291
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,360
spice kings, they'll eat like 
one thing at a time. 

1292
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,720
Yeah. 
So instead of doing that and 

1293
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,720
putting like a like eating one 
spicy thing at the time, because

1294
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,480
if this boy not sorry, not 
spoiled kid, if Ben was to eat 

1295
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:55,800
one of the spicy items at a 
time, maybe besides the one chip

1296
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,160
whatever thing, because that 
thing's pretty crazy. 

1297
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,840
If he's able to eat a few 
jalapenos, he would pretty 

1298
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,320
quickly realize, OK, maybe this 
isn't for me. 

1299
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,040
Because by the way, a little 
background knowledge which at 

1300
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:10,920
the time Ty and his friends had 
no idea about was that Ben had 0

1301
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,800
spice tolerance bro. 
He had no ability to handle any 

1302
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,120
heat at all. 
He just saw people munch this 

1303
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:20,080
stuff on TikTok and YouTube 
shorts and he was like all right

1304
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:24,520
man, I'm in bro, like I'm good 
or something like that. 

1305
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:28,400
So yeah, sure enough, right? 
He decides to do something 

1306
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,760
pretty stupid. 
He takes a fistful of jalapenos,

1307
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:36,200
a fistful of spicy takis, and 
the one chip crushes them like 

1308
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,640
all together into a ball and 
just eats the whole thing. 

1309
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:44,520
Chews it super quickly, swallows
it and looks at them and says no

1310
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:48,440
reaction. 
OK, After saying no reaction, Ty

1311
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:51,320
and his friends look at each 
other like oh boy because they 

1312
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:55,760
know that the one chip doesn't 
necessarily hit you immediately 

1313
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,720
but give it some time, you're 
screwed. 

1314
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,400
So they're all looking at each 
other and they're like good job 

1315
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,520
bro, you don't need to be eating
any more of that. 

1316
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,600
And as they're saying that, Ben 
is already grabbing more 

1317
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,200
fistfuls of jalapenos and spicy 
Takis. 

1318
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,520
About 10 seconds later though, 
he stops eating more stuff 

1319
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:16,800
because I think he starts to 
feel the upcoming wave of spice 

1320
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:23,360
start to hit his throat and he's
like no, no reaction guys, does 

1321
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:26,720
anyone have any water or milk? 
And they don't. 

1322
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:30,080
So he quickly gets up. 
He's like, no reaction, guys, no

1323
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,440
reaction. 
I just need something to drink 

1324
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:36,840
to make it easier for me to, my 
God for me to eat more of these 

1325
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,640
guys. 
Don't worry, no reaction though.

1326
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,040
He starts frantically looking 
around and tying. 

1327
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:44,040
His friends are like, boy, so 
you're like, look bro, we'll try

1328
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,240
and get you some milk or 
something. 

1329
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:49,200
And he's like, guys, guys, I'm 
dying. 

1330
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,200
Yeah. 
So basically within the span of 

1331
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:55,720
10 seconds, he went from saying 
no reaction to saying, oh, my 

1332
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,080
God. 
Oh my God. 

1333
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,000
By the way, if you made it this 
far into the video, comment 

1334
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,200
Spice down below in the comments
section. 

1335
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,880
I'm gonna try hard as many 
comments on YouTube that say 

1336
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:05,200
Spice. 
Thank you so much for making 

1337
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,120
this far. 
ANYWAYS. 

1338
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:11,080
So yeah, sure enough, he's just 
kind of, he's dying, bro. 

1339
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,800
Not actually you're not. 
He's not actually dying. 

1340
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,320
He's fine. 
He might have some toilet 

1341
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,200
problems, but he's doing all 
right. 

1342
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,880
But he's basically panting on 
the floor, and Ty and his 

1343
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:22,320
friends are looking at each 
other like, bro, this is the 

1344
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:24,880
exact reason why we didn't want 
him to do this. 

1345
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,160
We don't want him to actually, 
like, harm himself, too. 

1346
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,160
But also now we're looped in by 
association. 

1347
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,160
Like, we would be bad people if 
we just stood up and left. 

1348
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,960
Yeah. 
So that's when Ben, who's, like,

1349
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:41,840
crawling around on the floor 
like, milk, I need some milk. 

1350
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,680
And Ty gets up and kind of yells
out, someone get this man some 

1351
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,520
milk. 
Eventually, though. 

1352
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:51,560
Yeah, Ben just completely, like,
pukes everywhere. 

1353
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,480
Not to be too graphic, I'll keep
it at that. 

1354
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:57,160
But at that point, the entire 
lunchroom is are like, oh, my 

1355
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,480
God. 
Because everyone's paying 

1356
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,600
attention. 
Once again, the one thing that 

1357
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,280
Ty and his friends didn't want, 
as well as all the attention, 

1358
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:06,480
all the negative attention 
associated with this and all the

1359
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,400
negative attention being 
associated with this guy but. 

1360
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,720
Yeah. 
What are they going to do about 

1361
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,120
it though? 
So yeah, eventually the lunch 

1362
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,640
lady, the staff, whatever they 
come over, they get him some 

1363
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:20,280
like milk or some kind of 
something to make them feel 

1364
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,440
better and get the spice down. 
Unfortunately, the cleaning crew

1365
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:27,360
had to come over and clean up 
the situation at hand in the 

1366
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,360
lunch room, and we're going to 
call the subscriber who 

1367
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:34,480
submitted the next story, Zach. 
So anyways, there's this kid in 

1368
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:37,600
Zach's class who we're going to 
call Ben again, because I just 

1369
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,520
used the name Ben for all my 
secondary characters. 

1370
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,640
Yeah, so there's this kid in 
Ben's, or sorry, not Ben in 

1371
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,480
Zach's class, who we're going to
call Ben. 

1372
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:51,920
And Ben had this massive crush 
on this girl and we're going to 

1373
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:56,680
call this girl Ava, right? 
So Zach, Ben, Ava were all in 

1374
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,040
this class together. 
And this was 6th grade. 

1375
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,560
So it was like a 6th grade 
English class. 

1376
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,840
So they had a lot of round table
discussions. 

1377
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,520
It definitely wasn't like a math
class type class. 

1378
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:08,760
It was, it was like an English, 
it was an English class, right? 

1379
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:10,600
They kind of it was, it was kind
of chill, right? 

1380
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,760
It was pretty chill. 
Anyways, Valentine's Day was 

1381
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,600
coming along and let me just say
that me and Valentine's Day, we 

1382
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,520
have beef. 
I don't have beef with anyone 

1383
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:23,760
besides the inventors of 
Valentine's Day, AKA the 

1384
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:27,120
Hallmark Corporation. 
Bro, you guys are always 

1385
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,320
screwing me over. 
It's definitely not me and my 

1386
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:32,520
stupid actions, it's you guys. 
But anyways, sure enough, 

1387
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:35,840
Valentine's Day was coming up 
and at the school there is a 

1388
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:37,600
little bit, OK, not just at the 
school. 

1389
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,760
I understand that everywhere 
Valentine's Day is like the day 

1390
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:44,480
of like, oh, like love or 
whatever, chemicals and all that

1391
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,520
kind of stuff, right? 
However, especially at their 

1392
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:51,440
school, Valentine's Day was like
the day people waited. 

1393
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,080
They waited for months 
sometimes. 

1394
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:57,960
I don't recommend this, but they
waited for months sometimes to 

1395
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:01,520
ask out the person that they had
been interested in on 

1396
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,280
Valentine's Day. 
It was like a special thing at 

1397
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:06,800
the school to go above and 
beyond on the day. 

1398
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:10,760
So every single year on 
Valentine's Day, the number of 

1399
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:14,200
couples in the grade would go 
from like one or two to like 8. 

1400
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:17,520
Like it would shoot up. 
And then over the next couple of

1401
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,880
months, it would decay pretty 
quickly to like 4. 

1402
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:22,720
Because April, a lot of them 
were just springing out of 

1403
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,520
nowhere. 
And you know, a girl gets asked 

1404
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,400
out on Valentine's Day at the 
school. 

1405
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,800
It was almost like, Oh my God, 
you got asked out on Valentine's

1406
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,120
Day, Samantha, you're so lucky, 
right? 

1407
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,680
So they would always say yes, 
and then they'd say no like 2 

1408
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,440
weeks later and break up. 
But anyways, I need to let you 

1409
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,240
know the culture of the school. 
That's kind of how they did 

1410
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:44,080
things anyways, right? 
So yeah, in Zach's class, 

1411
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,720
there's a kid named Ben. 
He had a massive crush on this 

1412
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:49,600
girl named Ava. 
Ava and Ben never spoke 

1413
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,480
together. 
And I told you guys it was an 

1414
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,840
English class, kind of like a 
round table English class. 

1415
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,920
I didn't tell you that for no 
reason. 

1416
01:07:56,240 --> 01:08:00,560
I told you that because in math 
classes, for example, in math 

1417
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,600
class, you're probably not going
to be able to talk to your crush

1418
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:06,920
that much. 
I mean, hey man, we always find 

1419
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:09,040
a way. 
Like, you know, you find a way. 

1420
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,240
I find a way. 
But what I'm trying to say, for 

1421
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,800
the most part in a math class, 
you're probably not really 

1422
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,479
talking to that many people. 
Sure, there's some classes that 

1423
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:19,600
emphasize group work or 
whatever, but a lot of times 

1424
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,399
you're sitting there, you're 
listening to the lecture and 

1425
01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:23,479
then you leave. 
At least in my like my calc one 

1426
01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:27,080
class, there's this girl who sat
in front of me and let's just 

1427
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,680
say that like I was like wow. 
But there was like no 

1428
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:31,520
opportunities. 
Well, there could have been, but

1429
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:34,000
I was also much lamer at the 
time. 

1430
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,040
So I just didn't make any 
opportunities for myself unless 

1431
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,279
they were easily given to me. 
However, in a round table 

1432
01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:44,040
English class, you're basically 
forced to talk to everyone. 

1433
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:50,040
However, somehow Ben and Ava 
have never spoken in a class 

1434
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,680
that emphasizes speaking with 
everyone. 

1435
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,920
Even when they were in small 
groups together, Ben would never

1436
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:59,960
say a word to her. 
So it was a little bit not a 

1437
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:03,160
good idea that he was planning 
to ask her out to be his 

1438
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:06,399
girlfriend on Valentine's Day, 
bro. 

1439
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,479
So anyways, Ben and the 
subscriber who submitted this 

1440
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,760
story, Zach, which by the way, 
Zach submitted this to me on 

1441
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,760
Instagram. 
Go to Instagram, look up Conner 

1442
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,640
Pugs, follow me and then message
me. 

1443
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,319
Your story is where I get a lot 
of them. 

1444
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:23,160
Anyways, Zach and Ben were 
acquaintances. 

1445
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,120
They weren't close friends. 
They weren't anything like that.

1446
01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:30,000
However they were cool with each
other and sometimes they would 

1447
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:36,840
talk about stuff and Zach almost
had a older brother mentor type 

1448
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,520
relationship which kind of funny
for 6th graders right? 

1449
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,800
It's like y'all are both 6. 
You're both are in 6th grade 

1450
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:43,880
bro. 
Like chill out. 

1451
01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:50,279
However, though, on February 
12th, 2 days before Valentine's 

1452
01:09:50,279 --> 01:09:54,600
Day, Zach and Ben were walking 
away from class because they had

1453
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,520
English class together. 
They were walking to the locker 

1454
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,960
where they had their backpacks 
and they would do this every 

1455
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:01,800
once in a while. 
Not every day, but every once in

1456
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,440
a while. 
They talk about life or talk 

1457
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:07,160
about sports, and sometimes Ben 
would ask for advice in the girl

1458
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:10,040
department. 
And Zach knew that Ben had this 

1459
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:13,520
thing for Ava for a while now 
and he's like, dude, you need to

1460
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:16,000
talk to her. 
He rammed it in again and again 

1461
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,720
and again. 
Every single time he's like, you

1462
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:20,600
need to talk to her. 
And Ben would be like, well, I'm

1463
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,760
just preparing. 
I'm just planning. 

1464
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,520
Here's the thing, a lot of you 
guys don't want to hear it, and 

1465
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,240
a lot of times I didn't want to 
hear it. 

1466
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:31,560
If you're constantly in a state 
of planning or preparing to do 

1467
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,600
something, it could be girls, it
could be a business, it could be

1468
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:37,960
a school project. 
You're not doing anything if 

1469
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,680
you're planning for longer than 
you really needed to, which 

1470
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:43,800
would be honest about yourself. 
The only thing you're doing is 

1471
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:47,400
procrastinating. 
Yeah, the only thing you're 

1472
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:50,840
doing is procrastinating. 
So when Ben would keep telling 

1473
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:54,760
Zach, oh, I'm just preparing 
myself to be the best person for

1474
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,480
her. 
Look, there's nothing wrong with

1475
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:58,680
self improvement. 
I think it's kind of a good 

1476
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,240
space to. 
It's a good thing to do. 

1477
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:04,720
Like it's good to always want to
better yourself but don't go 

1478
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:08,120
down the rabbit hole of I'm not 
going to talk to her I'm just 

1479
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:10,920
going to self improve myself 
until I'm the best version. 

1480
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,320
You will never be the best 
version of yourself. 

1481
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,800
The whole point is to strive 
towards that. 

1482
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,480
That is the glory. 
You will never reach it. 

1483
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:21,520
You are a Sisyphus. 
You are pushing that boulder up 

1484
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:23,800
forever and it will keep rolling
down. 

1485
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:27,800
But the point is the point is 
the pushing up not getting 

1486
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,880
there. 
I don't know why I'm going into 

1487
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:33,360
this whole rant for you guys, 
but I've been through so many of

1488
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:34,880
these situations when it comes 
to growth. 

1489
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:37,720
You just need to talk. 
You will get better at talking. 

1490
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:38,640
You're working and you're 
talking. 

1491
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,360
But he would refuse. 
But on this day, on a February 

1492
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:47,800
12th, Ben and Zach, you know, 
Ben told Zach his plans and he 

1493
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:50,720
didn't elaborate exactly, which 
I think if he did, Zach would 

1494
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:54,560
have actually came in and been 
like would have been a lot 

1495
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,080
harsher with him. 
But more or less, Ben explains 

1496
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,560
to Zach. 
Look, I've been thinking about 

1497
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,960
Ava for a long time. 
I think it's time I ask her out.

1498
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,760
It's Valentine's Day. 
It's weird if I don't ask her, 

1499
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:09,640
if I ask her out on another day.
And man, I can't wait another 

1500
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:12,280
year. 
And Zacks, like, first of all, 

1501
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:15,760
the whole thing at our school of
you can only ask someone out on 

1502
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:19,200
Valentine's Day is stupid. 
It's ridiculous. 

1503
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:24,000
And also no like you haven't 
spoken to her yet Ben, I've told

1504
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:27,560
you this again and again. 
You have not spoken to this girl

1505
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,720
therefore you're bro like I 
don't know how else to say it. 

1506
01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:34,400
You need to speak to the girl 
first for at least a while. 

1507
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:36,000
You don't even know if you like 
her. 

1508
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:39,680
You probably are just madly in 
love with this false 

1509
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:42,280
construction of her. 
That's another thing, not to get

1510
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:45,840
too preachy, but if you never 
actually interact with these 

1511
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,880
girls or guys, depending on who 
I'm talking to right now that 

1512
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:53,280
you are so obsessed with, you're
going to construct a false 

1513
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,440
reality of who they are that 
they will not live up to. 

1514
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,680
You are in love with your 
imagination of this fictional 

1515
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,640
character. 
You're not in love with them. 

1516
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:04,120
Sorry for being preachy. 
I just want you guys to not make

1517
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:08,040
the mistakes I did. 
This is a freaking therapy 

1518
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,840
lesson for you and a little bit 
for me anyways. 

1519
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:13,480
But Ben does not listen. 
He's like Zach, I love you bro. 

1520
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:15,000
Like you've always been there 
for me. 

1521
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,880
I just need to make the call on 
this one. 

1522
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:22,000
So Zach says to Ben before they 
leave, which Zach says if he 

1523
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,440
knew how Ben was going to act 
that he would have acted a lot 

1524
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:27,520
more strongly here. 
But he says to Ben, look bro, 

1525
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:30,960
you can't do this. 
Like you can do what you want to

1526
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:32,560
do. 
Like I actually can't control 

1527
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:36,240
your life, believe it or not, 
but you, this is a bad idea. 

1528
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,680
And I promise you it's going to 
end poorly. 

1529
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:41,320
You're going to be embarrassed. 
And I just need you to hear it 

1530
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:45,000
from me that if you do this, I'm
not responsible, basically. 

1531
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,400
And Ben's like, you know what, 
Zach, you always want the best 

1532
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,360
for me. 
I appreciate you, but I'm doing 

1533
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:52,600
this. 
And Zach's like, OK, February 

1534
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:54,560
14th. 
Done, done, done. 

1535
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:57,280
It is Valentine's Day. 
Everyone walks into school. 

1536
01:13:57,280 --> 01:14:01,000
There's kind of like this, this 
energy in the air knowing that a

1537
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:05,400
lot of people are going to have 
really exciting days today. 

1538
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:08,040
And there's a lot of girls that 
are very hopeful and a lot of 

1539
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:10,960
guys maybe that are hopeful on 
this day that maybe they'll be 

1540
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,800
asked out. 
And there's a lot of nervous 

1541
01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:15,720
people knowing that they're 
going to ask someone out and not

1542
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:19,320
knowing the answer, even if they
kind of have an expectation of 

1543
01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:21,960
the answer. 
And then there is Ben, who is 

1544
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,680
about to embarrass himself 
anyways. 

1545
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:26,520
So let's move to English class. 
They all get to English class 

1546
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:29,240
and it's the very beginning. 
And this is kind of the teacher 

1547
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:32,320
settling down and the teachers 
that chill, like teachers kind 

1548
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,960
of fresh out of college or 
whatever, or fresh out of grads.

1549
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,760
I don't know what you need for 
teaching English. 

1550
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:41,280
I really don't know, bro. 
And so this teacher's chill and 

1551
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:43,960
will spend like 5 minutes of 
being in a class like on their 

1552
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:47,200
phone and be like, guys, this is
a warm up period, which 

1553
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:50,400
basically means the teachers not
trying to teach for the full 45 

1554
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,680
minutes and just wants to chill 
on their phone for 5 minutes. 

1555
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:55,960
So congratulations, you get to 
goof around for 5 minutes. 

1556
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:59,640
So this kind of like limbo 
period in class, they're all 

1557
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,640
sitting there. 
Ava's sitting with her friends. 

1558
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,240
Zach is kind of sitting in the 
back. 

1559
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:06,160
Zach has a little bit of a pit 
in the stomach because he knows 

1560
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:09,160
what's about to happen, but he 
does not know the degree. 

1561
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:12,000
To which? 
What is about to happen is about

1562
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:17,160
to happen. 
So yeah, sure enough, Zach 

1563
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:21,480
watches as Ben gets up, walks 
over to Avas desk. 

1564
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:25,840
He is hoping, he's praying. 
He thinks that it's going to be 

1565
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:31,760
short, brutal, and quickly done.
A nice exit, OK, a nice 

1566
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,640
execution in quotations, right? 
Quick done. 

1567
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:37,680
Not horse drawn in carriage or 
whatever that's called. 

1568
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,200
Very quick and easy, no. 
He sits down. 

1569
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,600
He's sad, and then he realizes 
he's an idiot for what he was 

1570
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:47,360
doing, but no. 
Ben gets down on one knee and 

1571
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:50,840
screams attention, glass, 
attention. 

1572
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:56,920
And Zach's like no, no, my son, 
no. 

1573
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:59,840
So everyone stops what they're 
talking about, including the 

1574
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,760
teacher, to look at what's going
on. 

1575
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,240
Zach. 
Oh, sorry, Ben, not Zach. 

1576
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:07,160
I would never do this. 
Ben is on one knee and he's 

1577
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:11,400
like, Ava, you mean the world to
me? 

1578
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,240
And I wanted you to know that. 
But I not only wanted you to 

1579
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:18,480
know that through my words, I 
wanted you to know that through 

1580
01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:21,000
my song. 
Ben Can't Sing, by the way, so 

1581
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,920
this reenactment is probably 
accurate. 

1582
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:30,000
Oh. 
Yeah, Ava, basically at that 

1583
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,600
level. 
So he, like, has a fake. 

1584
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:34,960
He takes a pencil as a fake 
microphone, gets up and starts 

1585
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:36,440
walking around like it's a music
video. 

1586
01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:45,320
And he's like, whoa, whoa, yeah.
Ava, bro actually has the 

1587
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:49,280
freestyling ability of like, 
bro, some of these, like Red Bra

1588
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:52,120
has no freestyling ability. 
He probably wrote this down 

1589
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:56,160
beforehand, too. 
And he's like Eva, every day 

1590
01:16:56,680 --> 01:17:01,240
then I come into class, I feel 
alive. 

1591
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,720
Yeah. 
Ava. 

1592
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,760
And she's just sitting there 
like, Oh my God, because she did

1593
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,640
not expect this today. 
She probably was talking to some

1594
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:12,320
other guy who maybe even already
asked her out, right? 

1595
01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:14,960
But at the end of the day, she 
was not expecting this. 

1596
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,880
Yeah. 
So this goes on for a couple 

1597
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:20,280
seconds. 
And that's when thankfully, this

1598
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:22,400
wasn't like a 5 minute long 
song. 

1599
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:26,200
This wasn't Mirrors by Justin 
Timberlake, full edition. 

1600
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:29,600
Good song by the way. 
But Oh my God, it's 9 minutes or

1601
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:32,120
something. 
Anyways, he eventually is like 

1602
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:32,680
so. 
Ava. 

1603
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:36,840
What will you say? 
Will you be my girlfriend? 

1604
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:40,640
And the whole class go silent 
and they was like like bad, I'm 

1605
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:44,360
sorry, I just don't know you and
Ben's like, well, I'm giving you

1606
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,280
an opportunity to know me very 
well. 

1607
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:49,680
Dude. 
If she says no the first time, 

1608
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:53,400
don't look for a yes. 
You're not going to get a if you

1609
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:57,560
like, trick her or convince her 
in some other way. 

1610
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:00,480
Like you shame her into saying 
yes, bro. 

1611
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:03,240
If she doesn't want to say yes 
the first time, tricking her, 

1612
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:06,000
shaming her, coercing her 
somehow getting her to say yes, 

1613
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,480
that's not natural. 
Yes, bro. 

1614
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:09,760
Trust me, that's not what you 
want. 

1615
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:12,600
Guys, come on now. 
Anyways, though, so she yes, 

1616
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,760
she's just like, I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, Ben, she didn't say 

1617
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:16,640
bro. 
Sorry bro, I can't do it. 

1618
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:19,480
No, she's like, I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry, Ben. 

1619
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,280
I don't know you like that. 
I can't. 

1620
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:26,760
So Ben is like, oh, OK. 
And he walks back, but Ben 

1621
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:28,480
doesn't sit next in his old 
seat. 

1622
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:31,640
He sits down in the empty seat 
next to Zach. 

1623
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,360
And they sit there in silence 
for a little bit as the teacher 

1624
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:38,360
starts the Class A little bit 
earlier than usual because of, 

1625
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,480
you know, what's going on right 
now. 

1626
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:45,080
And she starts a class sooner 
than usual because she doesn't 

1627
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:46,400
like the awkward period of 
silence. 

1628
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:51,560
And by the end of it, Zach and 
Ben walked out and they walk 

1629
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,560
together, but they walk in 
silence for a second. 

1630
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:58,200
And that's when Ben says you're 
right, when Zach says, don't 

1631
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,800
worry about it bro. 
Like learned a lot today. 

1632
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,440
Don't let this lesson slip you 
by. 

1633
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:07,300
And after that they start 
talking about freaking spider 

1634
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:10,360
man or sports or they 
immediately, they immediately 

1635
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:14,040
jump over the topic because Zach
knew that he didn't need to 

1636
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,280
explain anything that Ben didn't
learn. 

1637
01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:21,320
As terrible as that was, trauma,
traumatic events in that regard 

1638
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:24,680
are sometimes the best teachers.
We're gonna call the subscriber 

1639
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,040
who submitted the third story 
Gavin. 

1640
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:30,200
So anyways, in Gavins class 
there was a spoiled kid. 

1641
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,760
And this spoiled kid was kind of
notorious for being a spoiled 

1642
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:35,800
kid. 
And he basically gets the same 

1643
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:38,760
description that I give to 90% 
of the spoiled kids in my 

1644
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:42,480
spoiled kid story times. 
Basically, this kid grew up 

1645
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:46,080
super rich and you can grew up 
super rich and like be a totally

1646
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:49,400
fine person, but sometimes it 
really goes to your head. 

1647
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,080
You think you're better than 
everyone. 

1648
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,360
You've never been told no, 
You've never had to work for 

1649
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:55,200
anything. 
Take all those characteristics. 

1650
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,480
Put this on the spoiled kid in 
this story. 

1651
01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,280
Anyways, so the spoiled kid had 
this habit. 

1652
01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:02,280
I don't know if it's a habit. 
I don't know if that's the right

1653
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:06,080
word to say but basically he was
a big fan of like hype beast 

1654
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,280
culture. 
There's nothing wrong with 

1655
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:12,200
having like liking the idea of 
like some shirt or whatever that

1656
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,000
costs a lot more money than it 
should. 

1657
01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:17,160
I go through phases of being a 
grandpa and being like, you 

1658
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:20,440
know, what shirts should you 
should really only pay for the 

1659
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:23,120
utility of a thing. 
And then I go through periods of

1660
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:24,960
like, oh bro, that hoodie is 
sweet. 

1661
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:26,800
Like, oh, like, oh, it has that 
logo. 

1662
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,760
That's cool. 
I go through periods of both, 

1663
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,080
man. 
It's just, it's really not that 

1664
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,520
deep. 
However, it was a type of a 

1665
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:36,640
situation where the spoiled kid 
had access to his parents credit

1666
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:40,080
card with basically an unlimited
funds on it, which is basically 

1667
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:44,120
like playing GTA5 like but a 
hacked version. 

1668
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:46,960
The game loses fun. 
I never actually never played 

1669
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:49,840
GTA but I hear from people who 
have like unlimited money 

1670
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,960
glitches. 
Bro this is not fun after a 

1671
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,360
while. 
The whole point of the game was 

1672
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:56,120
to get the money and now that 
you you know, I mean now that 

1673
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:58,640
you have it all, it loses its 
value anyway. 

1674
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:03,600
So, so yeah, sure enough, every 
single day the spoiled kid will 

1675
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:07,200
come in with some crazy outfit, 
right? 

1676
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:10,640
He was a big fan of flexing. 
There's nothing wrong. 

1677
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:12,880
It's flexing is very 
questionable. 

1678
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,680
Having a few nice things. 
There's nothing that inherently 

1679
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:19,600
wrong. 
I mean, I fall for some stuff 

1680
01:21:19,600 --> 01:21:20,920
like that. 
I'm not going to say I'm a 

1681
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:25,120
perfect, right? 
But also like the spoiled kid 

1682
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:29,120
literally every single day had 
some freaking Supreme, Gucci, 

1683
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:33,320
Louis Vuitton, some kind of 
crazy combination of stuff every

1684
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:35,960
single day. 
And every single day was 

1685
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:38,960
basically new because the spoil 
kid at the end of the week would

1686
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:42,120
buy a whole new wardrobe just to
flex on everyone. 

1687
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:46,280
And he didn't do so in silence. 
By the way, the spoiled kid was 

1688
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:50,240
extremely vocal about his what 
he was wearing that day. 

1689
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:55,680
Let me give you an example. 
OK, so random day, spoiled kid 

1690
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:58,800
would walk into class, everyone 
would look at him because he'd 

1691
01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:04,520
have some new Louis Vuitton 
shirt, freaking babes shoes, 

1692
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:08,920
crazy whatever pants. 
He'd have some some some kind of

1693
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:12,600
combination. 
And if that's your style, OK, 

1694
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:15,240
whatever. 
But basically the spoiled kid 

1695
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:18,520
would sit down and he would turn
to some random kid. 

1696
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:21,120
It would actually normally be a 
different kid, like every single

1697
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:24,520
time is fine, but he would turn 
to some random kid and he'd be 

1698
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:27,640
like, do you know how much these
shoes cast? 

1699
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:32,680
And the kid would be like, no, 
it's like. 4. $100 And he turned

1700
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,280
to another kid. 
Do you know how much this year 

1701
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:38,840
costs? 
Oh, oh, $300. 

1702
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:41,240
And he would just keep doing 
this every single day. 

1703
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:45,560
So it wasn't as if he was just 
flexing, which is to some degree

1704
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:48,400
questionable at this in general,
right? 

1705
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:50,000
Especially when you go crazy, 
right? 

1706
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:53,440
But he was like blatantly 
flexing. 

1707
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:56,960
Like he wasn't just wearing 
items of clothes with high 

1708
01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:58,880
values. 
And it's like, oh, there's a 

1709
01:22:58,880 --> 01:23:02,840
high value implied with his 
clothing, whatever, right? 

1710
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:06,480
He was blatantly. 
Stating it, which is just kind 

1711
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:11,560
of like oh, oh, OK, OK man. 
So one this story a lot of 

1712
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:13,920
background and I know, I know, 
but it's necessary. 

1713
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:19,520
This story all starts one day 
when the spoil kid, the worst 

1714
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:23,120
possible thing ever, happens to 
the spoil kid and he has a crazy

1715
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:26,640
tantrum meltdown and it's 
hilarious but also pretty 

1716
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:29,560
cringe. 
So on this day, the spoil kid 

1717
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:34,160
was wearing some like Louis 
Vuitton shirt or something and 

1718
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:37,960
he comes in and he's doing his 
normal routine or whatever of 

1719
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:40,800
blah blah blah this blah blah 
blah that and some kid is 

1720
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,720
walking in that day. 
He's a little late because the 

1721
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:46,040
spoil kids always a little late.
He's walking by the spoiled kid,

1722
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:48,560
kind of in a rush to get back 
there because he, you know, he's

1723
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,560
already late, so he's trying to 
sit down quickly. 

1724
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:54,640
The spoiled kid is leaning over 
to one side to be like, do you 

1725
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:58,120
know how much my freaking this 
Gucci brick I have? 

1726
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,320
Oh, it's a trillion dollars. 
You can afford that. 

1727
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:05,200
Then he leans over to talk to 
the person to the left of him. 

1728
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:08,120
This kid is literally Eric 
Cartman, by the way, if Cartman 

1729
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:11,040
had a lot of money, right? 
He leans over to the left of 

1730
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:14,240
him, and when he leans over to 
the left of him, the spoiled kid

1731
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:18,240
doesn't realize that the the 
other kid who's late is kind of 

1732
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:20,560
rushing down the aisle. 
And the kid who's rushing down 

1733
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:23,840
the aisle has a thermos, A 
thermos full of soup because he 

1734
01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:25,760
wasn't able to eat breakfast 
that morning. 

1735
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:28,760
And the spoiled kid bumps into 
the kid. 

1736
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:31,720
And because he bumps into the 
kid, the kid kind of falls back 

1737
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:33,880
a little bit and a little bit of
soup. 

1738
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,240
Not even the whole. 
Thing. 

1739
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,280
A. 
Little bit of soup flies out of 

1740
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:41,600
the kids thermos and onto the 
spoiled kids Louis Vuitton white

1741
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:44,640
shirt. 
So there's a big soup stand on 

1742
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:47,840
his super expensive shirt that 
we he was just about to lean 

1743
01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:51,400
over to the person next to him 
to explain how expensive it was.

1744
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:56,440
So it like this the kid is like 
oh bro I'm so sorry and keeps 

1745
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:57,960
walking by the spoiled kids 
like. 

1746
01:24:58,720 --> 01:24:59,960
How? 
Dare you? 

1747
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:03,880
How dare you spill soup? 
Do you know how? 

1748
01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:07,240
Much this shirt costs. 
Do you know how much this shirt?

1749
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,440
Costs And the spoiled kid like 
gets up and he's like screaming 

1750
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:13,240
at this kid. 
And the teacher's like spoiled 

1751
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:16,760
kid sit down and the spoiled kid
turns around and screams like he

1752
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:23,000
spilled soup on my $300 shirt. 
Do you know how much this shirt 

1753
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:26,880
costs And the teacher OK? 
I think the spoiled kid was 

1754
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:29,840
expecting the teacher to be on 
his side, but I think the 

1755
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:33,080
teacher had overheard the 
spoiled kid every single day and

1756
01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,920
was also very aware of the 
spoiled kids parents financial 

1757
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:40,160
situation and also very aware of
that he had access to it because

1758
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:42,800
of the rotation of clothes that 
the spoiled kid had. 

1759
01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:44,760
Every single day it was 
something new. 

1760
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,920
So the teacher said you know 
what, maybe you shouldn't wear a

1761
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:51,320
$300 shirt in a class. 
Maybe you shouldn't do that. 

1762
01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:56,440
And the spoiled kid was so 
shocked the teacher didn't fold 

1763
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:58,680
to his every whim right then. 
He's like. 

1764
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:02,760
My dad, he's gonna suit the 
school. 

1765
01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:06,280
He's gonna sue you, teacher. 
It's gonna sue. 

1766
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:09,440
You and points to like the kid 
who's like rushing to get to the

1767
01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:12,360
sea and the kids like OK bro 
like whatever cuz no one takes 

1768
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:15,640
him seriously. 
The spoiled kid is at the edge 

1769
01:26:15,640 --> 01:26:18,560
of tears and then starts crying 
in the middle of class. 

1770
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:23,080
This kid has spent the entire 
year flexing stuff that other 

1771
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:26,240
people can't afford and doing it
blatantly, and the second that 

1772
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:30,480
he bumps into someone and gets 
soup spilled on his shirt he 

1773
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:34,840
starts crying. 
The spoiled kid in tears runs 

1774
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:39,120
out of the classroom and the 
subscriber, Gavin, who submitted

1775
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:42,360
this, just looks at his friend 
and is like, are you serious 

1776
01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:44,520
right now? 
How's it going? 

1777
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:46,280
Everyone? 
Welcome back to a brand new 

1778
01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:48,280
story. 
Today we have a story of another

1779
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:51,400
spoiled kid who does something 
absolutely crazy. 

1780
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:53,800
This is another one of those 
stories of those spoiled kids 

1781
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:57,320
who are just just so ridiculous 
that you just can't help but 

1782
01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:01,120
just sit there and think, wow, 
these people really populate the

1783
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:04,080
earth with us. 
That's freaking crazy, bro. 

1784
01:27:04,280 --> 01:27:06,440
So with that all being said, 
leave a like in the video to 

1785
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:09,240
claim your free nothing and 
let's just jump right into it. 

1786
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,360
So we're going to call the 
subscriber who submitted the 

1787
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,920
story, Adrian. 
And so there was a new kid who 

1788
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:17,040
was moving into the neighborhood
and the new kids mom reached out

1789
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:20,000
to a bunch of other kids moms in
the neighborhood because she was

1790
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:23,080
added to a neighborhood Facebook
group or something. 

1791
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,920
I don't know what moms do. 
I also don't know how Facebook 

1792
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:28,000
works. 
I don't know much about either, 

1793
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:32,520
but yeah. 
So the mom must have reached out

1794
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:35,800
to Adrian's mom and said, hey, 
like, I got a son that's your 

1795
01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:38,440
son's age. 
More probably asked, like if she

1796
01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:41,040
has a son, how old is her? 
Her son is? 

1797
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:42,960
And then, oh, my son's your age 
as well. 

1798
01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:46,760
So they got an invitation over 
it was this was all happening 

1799
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:48,960
over the summer. 
I think the plan was that like 

1800
01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:51,560
the spoiled kid or who they 
didn't know was a spoiled kid, 

1801
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:53,080
but we're going to call the 
spoiled kid, right? 

1802
01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:55,880
The spoiled kid just got there 
and the spoiled kids mom is 

1803
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:58,680
like, well, I want to make sure 
my son has friends as he goes 

1804
01:27:58,680 --> 01:28:01,080
into school. 
Obviously I think all moms want 

1805
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:04,760
that, right? 
So anyways, Adrian on one Friday

1806
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:08,880
night is driving over with his 
mom and they're driving to a 

1807
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:12,960
place a part of the neighborhood
that they had never been to. 

1808
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:16,800
I think Adrian Pass would pass 
by every once in a while, but it

1809
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:18,520
was like one of those gated 
communities. 

1810
01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:20,960
So you'd look inside the gates 
and you'd be like, Dang, those 

1811
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:24,040
are some nice houses, I guess. 
But this time they were given 

1812
01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:26,560
the access code or whatever. 
Apparently in this gated 

1813
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:29,800
community, they would change the
access code every single day. 

1814
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:31,880
And like, if you had a guest, 
you'd just give them the right 

1815
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:34,640
access code. 
And people who had like lived 

1816
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:36,640
there, had accounts, you could 
log in. 

1817
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:38,840
I don't really. 
That's unnecessary details, 

1818
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:40,600
right? 
So they get the access code, 

1819
01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:42,840
they go to the door, they type 
it in or whatever, the gate 

1820
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:47,080
opens up and they go through. 
And Adrian is this stunned that 

1821
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:50,680
houses like the houses he's 
seeing exist in the neighborhood

1822
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:53,080
with them, right? 
He's he's like, that's, that's 

1823
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:54,880
ridiculous. 
Like that's crazy. 

1824
01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:59,560
Like he, he passes by houses 
that are three to four times as 

1825
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:03,240
expensive as his and he he 
doesn't have like a inexpensive 

1826
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:05,040
house necessary. 
At least it's a very normal, 

1827
01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:08,600
very, very kind of standard 
American middle class suburbs 

1828
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:10,200
type house. 
But he's going through these 

1829
01:29:10,200 --> 01:29:13,080
like mega these like mini 
mansion type houses. 

1830
01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:16,680
However, it only gets crazier 
because the spoiled kid doesn't 

1831
01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:19,400
live here. 
The spoiled kid lives at the 

1832
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:21,440
very end of this gated 
community. 

1833
01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:24,640
And it's, it was almost as if 
like the houses became more and 

1834
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:26,720
more extravagant the farther you
went down. 

1835
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:30,560
Maybe it wasn't as if maybe it 
just simply was that the houses 

1836
01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:32,880
got more and more extravagant 
the farther you went down. 

1837
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:37,000
But anyways, you know, Adrian is
like starts to say stuff to his 

1838
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,760
mom like, wow, I've never seen 
any place like this. 

1839
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:42,680
And Adrian's mom was very quick 
to be like, hey, make sure you 

1840
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:44,880
don't say anything about it to 
the spoiled kid. 

1841
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:47,440
Yeah, apparently, like, his 
parents do pretty well. 

1842
01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:50,200
But, you know, it's pretty 
awkward and it's pretty rude to 

1843
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:51,960
say anything about money right 
away. 

1844
01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:55,560
Little does Adrian know that the
spoiled kid probably needs to 

1845
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:58,480
learn this lesson himself. 
But anyways, they eventually 

1846
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:00,720
make it to the kind of end of 
the driveway in a sense. 

1847
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:02,880
And they, you know, Adrian's 
mom's like, oh, well, there it 

1848
01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:06,760
is, like 722 Plain St. or 
whatever. 

1849
01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:08,520
I don't freaking know. 
I'm not going to actually give 

1850
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:11,760
an actual address, but yeah. 
So Adrian is just looking at 

1851
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:15,120
this house and it is the most 
ridiculous thing he's ever seen.

1852
01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:20,240
It's got like 3-4 stories. 
It's massive. 

1853
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:25,160
It has a massive driveway with 
like a big old car garage. 

1854
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:28,520
It's got a huge pool in the back
you can see spilling out. 

1855
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:31,280
It's got a crazy. 
It is like the most ridiculous 

1856
01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:33,480
house you've ever seen. 
Sure, it's not one of those 

1857
01:30:33,480 --> 01:30:37,000
Hollywood mega mansion $20 
million houses, but it's the 

1858
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,560
equivalent for a normal, not 
normal person, but for a non 

1859
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:43,520
celebrity type person. 
Like this is definitely a house 

1860
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:46,320
that a CEO of a really big 
company would live in, right? 

1861
01:30:46,520 --> 01:30:50,600
So Adrian was immediately pretty
floored and his mom's like, hey 

1862
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:54,000
man, remember what I said? 
Don't say anything about it. 

1863
01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:55,560
It's rude. 
Let's just go in there. 

1864
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:58,160
Let's meet the kid. 
So they walk in or they walk up 

1865
01:30:58,160 --> 01:31:00,240
to the front house. 
Yeah, they walk up to it. 

1866
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:02,280
It's not as if they get out of 
the car and go to the front 

1867
01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:04,440
door. 
They legitimately walk up this 

1868
01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:08,200
big winding trail to eventually,
eventually get to the front 

1869
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:09,960
door. 
They dunk on it. 

1870
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:13,400
They wait a second, you hear the
the barking of two dogs or 

1871
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:15,640
whatever. 
The door opens up and it seems 

1872
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:18,760
to be the spoiled kids mom. 
It's like, oh, says the name of 

1873
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:20,160
Adrian's mom. 
Like, oh. 

1874
01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:21,640
So good to meet. 
You. 

1875
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:23,920
They give like, the very fake 
mom hug. 

1876
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:25,280
I think you guys know what I 
mean. 

1877
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,160
And then she looks down at 
Adrian and it's like, oh, you 

1878
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:31,880
must be us, your mom's son. 
She says it. 

1879
01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:33,080
OK. 
She's using names. 

1880
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:35,560
And the way I'm saying it is 
weird, but you know what I mean.

1881
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:38,440
You must be Kathy's son. 
Let's say her name's Kathy, 

1882
01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:40,440
right? 
She's like, yes, like my name is

1883
01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:42,080
Adrian. 
Nice to meet you. 

1884
01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:44,520
Thanks for having me today. 
She's like. 

1885
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:47,320
Oh, thanks for. 
Coming, I know, spoiled kid. 

1886
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:50,520
He's just really nervous about 
not making friends. 

1887
01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:53,960
So I I'm sure he's so excited 
right now to meet you. 

1888
01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:57,200
She yells up. 
Spoiled kid, your friend is 

1889
01:31:57,200 --> 01:32:00,040
here. 
And then you hear, Mom, I'm 

1890
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:04,800
playing Fortnite, go away. 
And you could see the spoiled 

1891
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:06,920
kids. 
Mom, her face just goes like 

1892
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:10,320
very like freaked, like freaked 
out for a second. 

1893
01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:13,680
And then she like almost like 
internally calms herself down. 

1894
01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:16,720
And it's like, oh, he's funny 
sometimes. 

1895
01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:21,640
He's such a little prankster. 
And like Adrian looks up his mom

1896
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:24,200
and Adrian's mom looks down at 
him because they're kind of 

1897
01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:28,880
exchanging a look of like, that 
definitely wasn't no prank, bro.

1898
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:31,040
Like, let's be real, this kid is
already a menace. 

1899
01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:33,680
Like I can already tell. 
So they walk into the house and 

1900
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:36,440
when Adrian walks into the 
house, it is like, once again, I

1901
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:39,760
mean, this is not a surprise at 
this point as he's seen the how 

1902
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:42,640
extravagant the front of the 
house is and probably presumably

1903
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:45,320
the back is. 
But once he enters the house, it

1904
01:32:45,320 --> 01:32:48,400
meets expectations of being the 
craziest thing he's ever seen, 

1905
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:53,600
the most ornate decorated inside
of a house he's ever been in. 

1906
01:32:54,120 --> 01:32:57,200
It's something that you'd see in
one of those celebrity or those 

1907
01:32:57,200 --> 01:33:00,800
crazy house magazines that's 
like, look at this person who's 

1908
01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:03,200
richer than you. 
You will never make this on your

1909
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:04,920
salary. 
It's like one of those type of 

1910
01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:06,800
magazines, right? 
That I kind of questioned the 

1911
01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:11,000
point of them existing. 
But yeah, so he walks up and or 

1912
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:15,200
he walks like in and the spoiled
kids mom says, oh, spoiled kids 

1913
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:18,480
room is just up the stairs. 
And yeah, you're going to go, 

1914
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:20,760
you're going to take a left and 
then you'll probably figure out 

1915
01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:22,560
where it is. 
So Adrian decides. 

1916
01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:26,040
So Adrian walks up the stairs 
and he's kind of hearing very 

1917
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:29,720
faintly and then louder and 
louder as he approaches, kind of

1918
01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:31,640
like Fortnite gaming noises, 
right? 

1919
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:34,720
You know, shooting building. 
I didn't play a lot of Fortnite,

1920
01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:37,000
so my analogies will be a little
bit off. 

1921
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:41,320
But anyways, so he goes up the 
stairs and he kind of hears he 

1922
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:45,400
gets closer and closer to a room
that you know, presumably is a 

1923
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:49,720
spoiled kids room. 
He knocks on it and the spoiled 

1924
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:53,000
kid says it's just like just 
grunts the spoiled kids like, 

1925
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:56,440
OK, that's not don't make that 
weird, bro. 

1926
01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:59,040
But anyway, she just kind of 
makes like a weird grunt sound 

1927
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:02,360
instead of actually responding. 
But you know, Adrian wasn't 

1928
01:34:02,360 --> 01:34:05,080
going to wait outside forever. 
And he also knew for a fact that

1929
01:34:05,080 --> 01:34:08,920
this was a spoiled kids room. 
So he walks into the room and he

1930
01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:12,360
sees the spoiled kid behind this
massive monitor, right? 

1931
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:15,440
This very big, massive monitor. 
You would have thought that this

1932
01:34:15,440 --> 01:34:19,280
guy was like an investment 
banker at like JP Morgan Chase 

1933
01:34:19,280 --> 01:34:21,640
or something by the size of 
these mod, these dual screen 

1934
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:23,360
monitors. 
You would have thought that this

1935
01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:27,600
guy was like some quantitative 
analysis guy working at a quant 

1936
01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:29,800
fund or something like that. 
You would have thought that this

1937
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:33,360
guy was getting paid $600,000 a 
year to do math models at 2 

1938
01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:35,680
Sigma, bro. 
Like this guy is just cranking, 

1939
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:37,560
cranking. 
He's this building and shit in 

1940
01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:39,920
Fortnite, bro. 
Like it's not you don't need 

1941
01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:43,440
this, but whatever, right? 
He gets into the room and Adrian

1942
01:34:43,440 --> 01:34:46,200
is kind of just like he's 
completely blown away again, 

1943
01:34:46,240 --> 01:34:48,200
which I mean, he's kind of not 
blown away because he's 

1944
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:51,040
expecting it, but he's just once
again, couldn't potentially 

1945
01:34:51,040 --> 01:34:54,360
expect this blown away by the 
inside of the spoiled kids room.

1946
01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:58,760
Just imagine anything you could 
ever want, multiply it by three 

1947
01:34:58,760 --> 01:35:02,040
and then add more stuff that you
don't even know that you want in

1948
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:04,000
this room. 
And that is the spoiled kids 

1949
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:06,720
room plus some. 
This thing is the most like 

1950
01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:09,920
extravagant like kids dream type
thing. 

1951
01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:13,880
It is has the biggest gaming 
computer ever, huge monitors. 

1952
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:17,160
You've got the Lego Death Star, 
you've got a huge rack of shoes 

1953
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,080
or whatever. 
You got a big closet that's like

1954
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:22,960
very clearly very big. 
You got everything. 

1955
01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:24,600
You got the coolest light set 
up. 

1956
01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:29,120
You got, I don't know, charging 
port for his phone, iPad, 

1957
01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:33,480
literally everything possible. 
Like I don't know how to explain

1958
01:35:33,480 --> 01:35:37,320
it beyond besides this. 
Imagine something unimaginable 

1959
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:40,360
that should be easy. 
Imagine something unimaginable, 

1960
01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:43,560
add 2 to it, multiply it by 7 
and you got the spoiled kids 

1961
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:46,160
room. 
So anyways, you know Adrian 

1962
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,880
says, hey man, what's good? 
My name is Adrian. 

1963
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:51,080
And the spoiled kid doesn't 
respond to him. 

1964
01:35:51,320 --> 01:35:55,840
He's just playing Fortnite and 
he's just like he's cranking 60s

1965
01:35:55,840 --> 01:35:57,480
or whatever. 
I don't know the phrase, sorry. 

1966
01:35:57,640 --> 01:35:59,960
He's just playing a bunch of 
Fortnite, not paying any 

1967
01:35:59,960 --> 01:36:03,200
attention to the fact that 
another human being is in his 

1968
01:36:03,200 --> 01:36:05,240
room. 
And Adrian kind of thing to 

1969
01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:08,880
himself. 
This kid does not hear me or is 

1970
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:11,440
he ignoring me? 
And Adrian just kind of like 

1971
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:14,160
thinks about it for a second, 
says OK, this kid definitely 

1972
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:16,880
heard me because it's not like 
he had headphones in because the

1973
01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:20,240
noise was super loud. 
Like everyone could hear it and 

1974
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:22,320
like it. 
He, Adrian said it loud enough 

1975
01:36:22,320 --> 01:36:26,120
that the kid definitely heard. 
So Adrian just sits there or 

1976
01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:30,720
stands there, I should say, 
awkwardly for five whole 

1977
01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:31,920
minutes. 
And that's not like an 

1978
01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:34,520
exaggeration or saying like, I 
stood there for 5 minutes, 

1979
01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:38,080
legitimately five whole minutes 
of this kid just playing 

1980
01:36:38,080 --> 01:36:39,960
Fortnite. 
And eventually he loses. 

1981
01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:43,120
He takes his first boom, slams 
on his desk. 

1982
01:36:43,120 --> 01:36:44,120
He's like. 
You're. 

1983
01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:47,160
Hacking. 
And just like turns around is 

1984
01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:51,320
like, oh, hi there, like, oh, 
sorry, I forgot you're, you're 

1985
01:36:51,320 --> 01:36:53,200
here. 
What's good? 

1986
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:56,280
My name's Spoiled Kid, says his 
actual name. 

1987
01:36:56,280 --> 01:36:59,520
But my name's Spoiled kid. 
What's your name? 

1988
01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:02,160
Brett. 
Adrian's like, No, it's he's 

1989
01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:04,120
like, OK, whatever. 
What's good, bro? 

1990
01:37:04,120 --> 01:37:06,880
Like what do you like to do? 
And Adrian's just like. 

1991
01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:11,680
I'm not Brett, but whatever he's
like, I don't know. 

1992
01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:15,680
I like to go hiking, like the 
outdoors. 

1993
01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:18,360
I like, you know, spending time 
with my dog. 

1994
01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:22,280
I play basketball and the 
spoiled kids like, OK, cool, 

1995
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:25,320
whatever. 
I play golf, Fortnite, and I 

1996
01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:31,360
like driving fast cars next. 
Adrian's like, dude, you're like

1997
01:37:31,360 --> 01:37:32,840
14. 
How do you drive fast cars? 

1998
01:37:32,840 --> 01:37:37,200
He's like, you know, when your 
dad has a little bit of 

1999
01:37:37,200 --> 01:37:41,280
authority, you know, you can 
kind of do what you want and not

2000
01:37:41,280 --> 01:37:44,400
worry about it. 
And Adrian immediately is like, 

2001
01:37:44,480 --> 01:37:46,560
Oh my God, I'm definitely not 
going to like this kid. 

2002
01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:50,200
And he's like, oh, also another 
thing, huge fan of shoes, big 

2003
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:52,480
shoe guy. 
And Adrian's like, oh, cool. 

2004
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:55,320
Adrian to himself is like, all 
right, I definitely need to just

2005
01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:58,640
come up with a conversation. 
Like I just need to come up with

2006
01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:01,960
something. 
He's like, OK, what kind of 

2007
01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:04,600
shoes do you like? 
And this boiled kid, like, gets 

2008
01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:08,880
off his chair, walks up to 
Adrian, looks down at Adrian's 

2009
01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:11,040
shoes, and he's like, well, 
first of all, not those. 

2010
01:38:11,640 --> 01:38:13,760
Adrian's got like a standard 
pair of Nikes. 

2011
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:16,600
Like what? 
The very solid shoes, very 

2012
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:18,440
whatever shoes spoiled kids 
like. 

2013
01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:20,200
Yeah, definitely not those, bro.
Like what? 

2014
01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:23,720
Dude? 
You got this from like bottom of

2015
01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:26,400
the dumpster or something? 
And Adrian's like, what? 

2016
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:28,920
I've had these for like a year. 
Of course they're not going to 

2017
01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:31,560
be great. 
But he's like, aha, very funny, 

2018
01:38:31,560 --> 01:38:35,720
dude. 
You're so funny. 

2019
01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:39,920
Adrian immediately knew that him
and this kid were not going to 

2020
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:42,200
get along. 
But The thing is, you can't just

2021
01:38:42,200 --> 01:38:45,600
go down and tell his mom. 
Hey, this kid sucks. 

2022
01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:48,880
Sorry Miss Spoiled kid, your 
son's the worst. 

2023
01:38:49,080 --> 01:38:51,280
We're leaving, right? 
Can't do that. 

2024
01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:56,560
It's bad etiquette, apparently. 
Not that you know, the spoiled 

2025
01:38:56,560 --> 01:38:58,000
kid is having great etiquette 
either. 

2026
01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:00,680
But, you know, Adrian's like, 
all right, I just got to power 

2027
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:03,200
through this hoefully, dinner's 
sick, and then we'll just dip 

2028
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:05,160
out of here and I will never 
talk to him again. 

2029
01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:06,040
Cool. 
Whatever. 

2030
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:09,400
So they have a conversation. 
Or I should say, Adrian is being

2031
01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:11,640
talked to. 
It's conversation normally 

2032
01:39:11,640 --> 01:39:15,200
entails that it's both ways, but
in this situation, it's 

2033
01:39:15,200 --> 01:39:18,880
literally just Adrian being 
talked to for like 20 minutes 

2034
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:21,280
about the spoil kit, and the 
spoil kit's not even talking. 

2035
01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:23,440
He's simply just bragging at 
this point. 

2036
01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:26,040
To be more specific, he's simply
bragging. 

2037
01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:29,840
He's just like, Oh yeah. 
I'm pretty cool. 

2038
01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:33,680
I got, like this really nice, 
really nice shoe collection. 

2039
01:39:33,680 --> 01:39:36,320
And by really nice, I mean super
sweet. 

2040
01:39:36,880 --> 01:39:39,280
Yeah. 
You know, I don't really see my 

2041
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:41,960
dad that much. 
And, you know, Adrian's like, 

2042
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:46,400
you're telling me. 
And he's like, yeah, so he just 

2043
01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:48,400
kind of gives me a credit card 
and I can do whatever I want 

2044
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:50,080
with it. 
And if he ever complaints, I'm 

2045
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:51,600
like, well, you're never here, 
bro. 

2046
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:53,840
So it's either a credit card or 
you're here. 

2047
01:39:54,160 --> 01:39:55,720
Adrian's like, damn, this kind 
of sad. 

2048
01:39:55,720 --> 01:39:59,680
But anyways, the spoiled kids 
like, yeah, so I've been buying 

2049
01:39:59,680 --> 01:40:03,080
all these shoes. 
I've been, like, spending a lot 

2050
01:40:03,080 --> 01:40:05,240
of money on this stuff, man. 
I mean, like, take a look at 

2051
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:09,960
these Air Force, Nike X Gucci, 
whatever's. 

2052
01:40:10,160 --> 01:40:11,760
Come up with something 
expensive, right? 

2053
01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:15,240
He's like, yeah, these literally
cost half a band, bro. 

2054
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:18,320
Adrian's like, what? 
He's like, $500, dummy. 

2055
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:20,160
And Adrian's just like, oh, 
what? 

2056
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:22,520
And he looks at these shoes and 
they're like the ugliest things 

2057
01:40:22,520 --> 01:40:24,040
he's ever seen. 
He's like, bro what? 

2058
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:26,040
It's kind of like a pair of 
clean Nikes. 

2059
01:40:26,040 --> 01:40:28,360
Bro what are you doing? 
With all this and the kids like,

2060
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:30,920
yeah, yeah. 
So these are limited edition. 

2061
01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:36,720
They're exclusive small batch. 
You know, I've definitely like 

2062
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:39,520
when I was a couple days ago, I 
was walking in the mall. 

2063
01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:41,640
So they had a they had a mall 
around them that was like a 

2064
01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:44,600
fairly popular location. 
He's like, besides it being 

2065
01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:47,120
super grimy, like I definitely, 
definitely caught a bunch of 

2066
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:50,480
diseases from there, am I right?
Adrian's like, OK. 

2067
01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:52,920
He's like, yeah, I was walking 
around in these, in these bad 

2068
01:40:52,920 --> 01:40:56,400
boys and points to like the Nike
Supreme bricks or whatever he's 

2069
01:40:56,400 --> 01:41:01,040
wearing on his feet. 
And he's like, yeah, you know, I

2070
01:41:01,040 --> 01:41:04,240
was like walking around in these
and like all the all the chicks,

2071
01:41:04,240 --> 01:41:06,640
all the baddies, bro, were 
totally looking at me. 

2072
01:41:06,640 --> 01:41:10,080
And I'm, they're like, whoa, I 
know those shoes are 500 bucks. 

2073
01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:14,600
Adrian's just like, that's 
definitely not real. 

2074
01:41:14,600 --> 01:41:17,360
That's not a true story. 
That's not a true story, man. 

2075
01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:19,160
That's that's fake news. 
But he doesn't say that. 

2076
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:22,320
He's like, oh, for real, You 
talking to any of them? 

2077
01:41:22,320 --> 01:41:24,600
He's like, no, they totally 
wanted it. 

2078
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:28,920
But like, Nah, I'm a pass bro 
and Adrian's just looking at 

2079
01:41:28,920 --> 01:41:31,040
this kid in his head. 
He's like, this might be the 

2080
01:41:31,040 --> 01:41:33,000
worst kid ever. 
Like I thought he's going to 

2081
01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:35,320
suck. 
But this is just whole new 

2082
01:41:35,320 --> 01:41:38,360
levels, right? 
I guess this is, you know, just 

2083
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:40,680
whole new levels of just 
sucking. 

2084
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:42,200
Wow. 
OK, cool. 

2085
01:41:42,400 --> 01:41:43,560
Noted. 
Good to know. 

2086
01:41:43,880 --> 01:41:46,440
I will make sure to tell all my 
friends how I really feel about 

2087
01:41:46,440 --> 01:41:47,360
you. 
ANYWAYS. 

2088
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:49,960
Yeah. 
So the spoiled kid goes on to 

2089
01:41:49,960 --> 01:41:52,520
talk about, you know, shows off 
some other stuff in his room. 

2090
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:56,040
He's like, oh, oh, I got 
something to show you. 

2091
01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:59,640
And Adrian's like, yes, he's 
like, come, come, come with me, 

2092
01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:02,000
come with me. 
So they walk down the stairs and

2093
01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,840
they pass by the spoiled kids 
mom and Adrian's mom sitting 

2094
01:42:04,840 --> 01:42:07,680
there. 
And Adrian's mom is actually 

2095
01:42:07,680 --> 01:42:09,960
looks like she's having a decent
time talking to spoiled kids 

2096
01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:12,080
mom. 
Like they're just talking about 

2097
01:42:12,080 --> 01:42:15,120
mom stuff like the weather is 
nice. 

2098
01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:16,880
I don't know what moms talk 
about bro. 

2099
01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:20,200
I don't I don't know. 
But anyways, they walk down and 

2100
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:23,280
Adrian's mom looks over and kind
of gives a or like this boy, 

2101
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:26,080
sorry, the spoiled kids mom 
looks over and gives the spoiled

2102
01:42:26,080 --> 01:42:27,520
kid a thumbs up. 
The spoiled. 

2103
01:42:27,520 --> 01:42:29,880
Kids like shut up. 
Man and they. 

2104
01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:32,720
Sorry. 
They just, and they keep 

2105
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:34,440
walking. 
They go out the door and the 

2106
01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:36,200
spoiled kid is taking them 
around back. 

2107
01:42:36,520 --> 01:42:39,040
He's like, yeah. 
So I just wanted to like, I 

2108
01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:41,920
thought I'd show you some cool 
stuff, like definitely don't 

2109
01:42:41,920 --> 01:42:44,800
have access to stuff like this. 
So you're welcome in advance. 

2110
01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:47,440
Adrian's like, don't punch this 
kid in the face, bro. 

2111
01:42:48,440 --> 01:42:51,960
Hold it together. 
Don't drop kick him in the nuts.

2112
01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:56,200
Just deep breaths. 
Send meditation or something. 

2113
01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:58,480
My mom was telling me, just hold
it together, man. 

2114
01:42:58,720 --> 01:43:01,360
Hold it together. 
He's like, yeah, so if you want 

2115
01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:04,200
to take a little look over here 
and he's shooting like all goes 

2116
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:07,800
over to the garage, goes over 
like types in a pin code or 

2117
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:09,680
whatever, He's like, you didn't 
see my code, right? 

2118
01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:12,840
Adrian's like no, and the spoil 
because like you're totally 

2119
01:43:12,840 --> 01:43:14,280
lying. 
Like I know you're definitely 

2120
01:43:14,280 --> 01:43:16,520
trying to lift one of these 
cars, but don't even try it, 

2121
01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:18,000
bro. 
Like they would they, they have 

2122
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:20,560
trackers on all of them and we 
will come and get it. 

2123
01:43:21,280 --> 01:43:23,960
Adrian's like, I wasn't going to
lift your car. 

2124
01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:26,320
What's like, what are you 
talking about? 

2125
01:43:26,320 --> 01:43:29,760
He's like whatever man. 
Anyways, so I know this is a big

2126
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:34,440
opportunity for you because you 
probably will never, ever have 

2127
01:43:34,440 --> 01:43:37,960
access to like look at these, 
let alone like even get near 1 

2128
01:43:37,960 --> 01:43:44,000
ever again. 
Adrian's like, OK word, bro, 

2129
01:43:44,240 --> 01:43:46,640
cool. 
And this well, it's like, yeah, 

2130
01:43:47,040 --> 01:43:51,040
so you take a look over here. 
This is my my dad's Ashton 

2131
01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:57,080
Martin got a Mercedes C Class 
got a oh, this one's not bad. 

2132
01:43:57,080 --> 01:43:59,320
This is a. 
Little, little sports. 

2133
01:43:59,320 --> 01:44:01,640
Car over here. 
It's not too not too bad. 

2134
01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:04,960
He's his name like Ferrari, 
Bugatti, the the cheaper one of 

2135
01:44:04,960 --> 01:44:05,920
the two. 
They're both like super 

2136
01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:06,880
expensive, but you know what I 
mean? 

2137
01:44:06,880 --> 01:44:09,600
Like not that I think one of 
them's like crazy crazy and one 

2138
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:13,760
of them's like crazy. 
So he's like, yeah, and there's 

2139
01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:18,520
like some other stuff, but like 
you maybe want to sit in one of 

2140
01:44:18,520 --> 01:44:20,720
these cars and I can take a 
photo of you in it. 

2141
01:44:20,720 --> 01:44:24,600
So you for like a second, you 
could be like, oh man, look at 

2142
01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:27,480
me guys, I'm in this car even 
though it's like totally not 

2143
01:44:27,480 --> 01:44:29,480
your car and you totally will 
never have one. 

2144
01:44:29,480 --> 01:44:32,760
But if you want to take the 
photo, I will give you the 

2145
01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:34,880
opportunity because I'm just 
nice like that. 

2146
01:44:35,440 --> 01:44:38,680
The spoil Adrian is just like Oh
my God. 

2147
01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:43,000
This kids the freaking worst. 
Yes, you guys might be thinking 

2148
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:45,000
this kids pretty bad. 
Well let me just say that he 

2149
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:49,120
goes full mask off, he gets 
super blatant and he actually 

2150
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:52,600
believe it or not gets worse. 
Just literally give it a second 

2151
01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:56,960
dude, real quick. 
God my voice is broke. 

2152
01:44:56,960 --> 01:44:59,520
Sorry, real quick. 
Made it as far into the video 

2153
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:03,480
Comment spoiled down below. 
I know it's the same word almost

2154
01:45:03,480 --> 01:45:06,960
every time, but one of these 
times I'm going to change it and

2155
01:45:06,960 --> 01:45:10,240
you sneaky you. 
I'm looking at you being all 

2156
01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:12,480
sneaky or whatever. 
You're going to comment spoiled 

2157
01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:16,240
and five minutes into the video 
and it's going to be like potato

2158
01:45:16,240 --> 01:45:17,600
and then you're going to look 
like an idiot. 

2159
01:45:17,600 --> 01:45:19,880
So always watch till this part 
of the video. 

2160
01:45:20,160 --> 01:45:22,480
I'll try to hard as many 
comments as I can to say spoiled

2161
01:45:22,480 --> 01:45:25,040
as I appreciate you guys making 
it this far into the video. 

2162
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:28,760
Spotify down below, full length 
videos are in there. 

2163
01:45:29,040 --> 01:45:32,040
TikTok down below, short form 
videos are on there. 

2164
01:45:32,240 --> 01:45:34,080
Follow me in both those places. 
Help the channel out. 

2165
01:45:34,080 --> 01:45:37,160
And finally, the best thing you 
can do literally is just after 

2166
01:45:37,160 --> 01:45:39,480
this video watch another one of 
my videos. 

2167
01:45:39,720 --> 01:45:42,520
Binge watch or just watch a 
bunch of my old videos. 

2168
01:45:42,520 --> 01:45:44,000
It really does boost the 
channel. 

2169
01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:46,960
Easy way to do that is the story
time playlist. 

2170
01:45:46,960 --> 01:45:49,520
Playlist of all my old stories. 
Pin comment down below. 

2171
01:45:49,520 --> 01:45:52,000
That all being said, let's just 
get back to it. 

2172
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:54,360
Not trying to waste your time. 
So anyways, right. 

2173
01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:57,000
The spoiled kid. 
Yes, the spoiled kid. 

2174
01:45:57,560 --> 01:45:59,680
You might be thinking, well, 
this can't be much worse. 

2175
01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:02,000
Like, this kid sucks. 
You're not wrong. 

2176
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:05,560
This kid does suck. 
But it does get worse. 

2177
01:46:05,560 --> 01:46:09,360
Like, I, I, I hate to break it 
to you, but this kid actually 

2178
01:46:09,360 --> 01:46:11,120
finds a way to somehow get 
worse. 

2179
01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:13,680
And yeah, you're about to see 
that. 

2180
01:46:14,320 --> 01:46:17,240
So anyways, eventually, Adrian, 
the kid go back upstairs. 

2181
01:46:17,240 --> 01:46:20,200
He's like, all right, well, they
walk up to his room and the 

2182
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:22,680
spoiled kids like, yeah, all 
right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna roll

2183
01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:25,560
some Fort right now. 
You can like stand there or 

2184
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:27,560
something. 
Just don't break anything 'cause

2185
01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:30,640
I will make you pay for it. 
Which is like, bro, what? 

2186
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:33,240
Yeah. 
So this this guys just standing 

2187
01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:36,040
in this just standing in this 
room as a spoiled kid watches 

2188
01:46:36,040 --> 01:46:38,920
him. 
And yeah, he's just kind of like

2189
01:46:38,920 --> 01:46:41,360
standing there watching the kid 
play Fortnite. 

2190
01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:44,160
And that's when the kids mom, 
the spoiled kids mom yells down 

2191
01:46:44,160 --> 01:46:48,400
saying boys dinner time or 
whatever. 

2192
01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:50,480
You know, they're saying 
whatever, right? 

2193
01:46:50,800 --> 01:46:53,880
And the spoiled kids like. 
Am I playing Fortnite? 

2194
01:46:54,720 --> 01:46:58,120
Like, just completely taking it 
out on her for no good reason. 

2195
01:46:58,760 --> 01:47:02,080
And, you know, Adrian's just 
standing there so awkwardly 

2196
01:47:02,360 --> 01:47:04,760
because it's like, yeah, you 
know, my mom and I've gotten 

2197
01:47:04,760 --> 01:47:07,080
into disagreements before, but 
I'd never take it out. 

2198
01:47:07,080 --> 01:47:08,760
Like, I'd never do something 
like that. 

2199
01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:11,800
And IA 100% agree with Adrian. 
Like, that's ridiculous. 

2200
01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:13,920
Can't be yelling at your mom 
like that. 

2201
01:47:14,200 --> 01:47:16,480
I really don't care what it's 
about, bro. 

2202
01:47:16,840 --> 01:47:19,560
Even if she's doing something a 
little messed up, you got to sit

2203
01:47:19,560 --> 01:47:22,240
down, say it politely, say it 
nicely. 

2204
01:47:22,920 --> 01:47:23,960
You got it. 
Come on. 

2205
01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:27,280
There's no other way man 
anyways, though, so Adrian's 

2206
01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:28,960
just staying there really 
awkwardly because he's like, 

2207
01:47:28,960 --> 01:47:31,520
man, I can't disrespect. 
I'd never disrespect my mother 

2208
01:47:31,520 --> 01:47:33,560
like that. 
If you have to learn one thing 

2209
01:47:33,560 --> 01:47:35,880
from the Connor Pugs YouTube 
channel, be nice to your 

2210
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:38,120
parents, right? 
Respect them for what they've 

2211
01:47:38,120 --> 01:47:41,360
done unless in very few 
situations then there there's 

2212
01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:44,880
always exceptions to rules, but 
generally accept that as a rule.

2213
01:47:44,880 --> 01:47:46,680
Generally. 
Remember, I'm saying generally 

2214
01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:51,040
anyways though, yeah, so Adrian 
is standing there in this guy, 

2215
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:53,720
this spoiled kid is he's 
actually all right at Fortnite. 

2216
01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:55,320
Well, because he spends all his 
time playing it. 

2217
01:47:55,640 --> 01:47:58,640
So the game goes on for another 
5 minutes and the spoiled kids 

2218
01:47:58,640 --> 01:48:03,320
mom once again yells up to them 
being like hey, your dinner's 

2219
01:48:03,320 --> 01:48:06,720
getting cold. 
And he's like, shut up, mom, 

2220
01:48:06,960 --> 01:48:11,400
shut up. 
And like, Adrian's just standing

2221
01:48:11,400 --> 01:48:14,560
there so stunned because the 
first time was aggressive, but 

2222
01:48:14,560 --> 01:48:17,440
this was like Loki out of left 
field aggressive. 

2223
01:48:17,440 --> 01:48:20,640
Like this was kind of crazy 
aggressive, right? 

2224
01:48:21,120 --> 01:48:25,080
So yeah, you know, and I'm sure 
the spoiled kids, mom was like 

2225
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:28,440
super embarrassed in front of 
Adrian's mom being like, oh, how

2226
01:48:28,440 --> 01:48:31,120
did you raise your son? 
Does he that do this to you? 

2227
01:48:31,320 --> 01:48:34,200
He doesn't. 
Oh, that's interesting. 

2228
01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:36,480
You know what I mean? 
So yeah, Adrian is standing 

2229
01:48:36,480 --> 01:48:37,880
there. 
And then eventually the spoiled 

2230
01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:42,200
kid loses and he literally takes
his mouse and throws it against 

2231
01:48:42,200 --> 01:48:45,040
the wall and it explodes into a 
million pieces. 

2232
01:48:45,040 --> 01:48:47,240
And this is definitely like $100
mouse or something. 

2233
01:48:47,640 --> 01:48:50,800
And he's like, that guy was so 
cheating, bro. 

2234
01:48:51,280 --> 01:48:53,720
And Adrian's like, Oh my God. 
Like, do you have another mouse 

2235
01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:54,640
or something? 
Spoiled kids. 

2236
01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:56,760
Yeah, Like, I got 15. 
I break them all the time. 

2237
01:48:57,000 --> 01:49:00,320
And he literally walks over to a
drawer, opens it up, and there's

2238
01:49:00,320 --> 01:49:03,640
like $1500 mouses. 
You know that you're a spoiled 

2239
01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:08,800
kid, right? 
When you buy 15, like $1500 

2240
01:49:09,200 --> 01:49:14,240
worth of watches, Watches, 
sorry, $1500 worth of mice 

2241
01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:19,960
because you break your mouse so 
often that you just need to like

2242
01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:22,720
you need to have 15 on hand at 
all time. 

2243
01:49:23,000 --> 01:49:25,480
Like that's, that's the mark of 
the spoiled kid right there. 

2244
01:49:25,720 --> 01:49:28,360
But it gets worse. 
Yep, it gets worse. 

2245
01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:32,440
So eventually the spoiled kid 
and Adrian walked down and at 

2246
01:49:32,440 --> 01:49:35,720
the dinner table there is like, 
I don't know, some kind of meal 

2247
01:49:35,720 --> 01:49:37,560
in the center and it looks 
really good. 

2248
01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:40,200
It's like a very fire meal. 
So like, you know, they're going

2249
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:42,760
around passing it down and the 
spoiled kids mom's like, so 

2250
01:49:42,760 --> 01:49:45,880
Adrian, tell me about yourself. 
Like, whatever, right. 

2251
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:47,400
Adrian's like, yeah, my name is 
Adrian. 

2252
01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:51,120
I like, you know, going outside 
playing times, time with my dog,

2253
01:49:51,120 --> 01:49:53,400
basketball. 
She's like, oh, spoiled kid used

2254
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:56,480
to do basketball in second grade
with his little buddies and 

2255
01:49:56,480 --> 01:49:57,760
spoiled kids. 
Like, yeah, I don't do it 

2256
01:49:57,760 --> 01:49:59,800
anymore because it's like so 
stupid or whatever. 

2257
01:50:00,120 --> 01:50:01,960
I'd rather play Fortnite in 
cars. 

2258
01:50:02,200 --> 01:50:04,440
He's like literally on his phone
the whole time, by the way. 

2259
01:50:04,440 --> 01:50:07,560
So for the next duration of this
kind of like conversation, 

2260
01:50:07,840 --> 01:50:10,720
spoiled kids on his phone, like 
he's not paying any attention or

2261
01:50:10,720 --> 01:50:12,480
he's paying at least half 
attention, right. 

2262
01:50:13,120 --> 01:50:17,440
So yeah, sure enough, you know, 
eventually spoil because mom's 

2263
01:50:17,440 --> 01:50:21,720
like so tell me a little bit 
about your school. 

2264
01:50:21,960 --> 01:50:23,920
The spoiled kid mutters under 
his breath. 

2265
01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:27,960
Poor person school. 
This is this should be so great.

2266
01:50:28,520 --> 01:50:30,800
Whatever. 
And like everyone heard it. 

2267
01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:33,160
Like he didn't mutter under his 
breath in a way that people 

2268
01:50:33,160 --> 01:50:35,160
didn't hear it. 
He muttered it under his breath 

2269
01:50:35,160 --> 01:50:39,000
in a way that everyone heard it.
So like, spoiled kids, mom, her 

2270
01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:42,600
face just goes like, drops 
again, just like, Oh my God. 

2271
01:50:42,840 --> 01:50:46,800
And yeah, Adrian's mom was kind 
of a little shocked because 

2272
01:50:47,520 --> 01:50:50,360
besides, the first thing she 
ever heard, the spoil could say 

2273
01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:53,040
that was pretty crazy was 
yelling at his mom, you know? 

2274
01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:57,200
And this, she's like, OK, Adrian
is like kind of trying to take 

2275
01:50:57,200 --> 01:51:00,160
this comment in stride, right? 
It's like, yeah. 

2276
01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:04,800
It's cool. 
A lot of good people there, you 

2277
01:51:04,800 --> 01:51:08,280
know, teachers are fine. 
You know, school is nice enough 

2278
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:12,000
and spoiled kids like, but the 
school sucks and it's ugly 

2279
01:51:12,320 --> 01:51:18,520
because all the pores are there 
and Asian looks over at him 

2280
01:51:18,520 --> 01:51:22,560
like, bro, we can hear you. 
Like, I know you know that we 

2281
01:51:22,560 --> 01:51:25,200
can hear you. 
But almost as acting as if like 

2282
01:51:25,200 --> 01:51:27,680
you're talking to some like 
audience that doesn't not hear 

2283
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:30,520
like what, what, why? 
Adrian just kind of looks at him

2284
01:51:30,520 --> 01:51:33,640
and spoils his mom has this like
big smile on her face, like 

2285
01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:38,800
don't listen to my son. 
He does not represent me. 

2286
01:51:38,800 --> 01:51:42,360
We're my family, right? 
And she's like, oh, that's so 

2287
01:51:42,360 --> 01:51:44,280
great. 
Yeah. 

2288
01:51:44,280 --> 01:51:47,480
Tell me about your school. 
Like, what do you guys have 

2289
01:51:47,480 --> 01:51:49,680
there? 
And he's like, oh, so we got, 

2290
01:51:49,680 --> 01:51:54,120
like, basketball court. 
How else do we have mom? 

2291
01:51:54,120 --> 01:51:55,480
And you know, it's Adrian's 
mom's like. 

2292
01:51:55,480 --> 01:51:59,240
Oh well, that's got a park. 
Or something spoiled kids like 

2293
01:51:59,440 --> 01:52:04,560
but you guys got a crap ass park
lol Just looking at him like bro

2294
01:52:04,680 --> 01:52:09,680
shut up and he's like a 
basketball court figures bro. 

2295
01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:12,440
Do you guys not even have like 
golf course or something? 

2296
01:52:13,120 --> 01:52:16,120
Adrian looks at him. 
It's like, bro, we do not have a

2297
01:52:16,120 --> 01:52:19,720
golf course at her school. 
What this this is like high 

2298
01:52:19,720 --> 01:52:24,480
school or middle school, bro? 
Wait, what middle school did you

2299
01:52:24,480 --> 01:52:25,520
go to? 
Dude? 

2300
01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:29,640
He's like, he's like, whatever, 
I'll get used to it. 

2301
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:32,200
Everyone has to make sacrifices,
I guess. 

2302
01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:36,000
And conversation goes on more 
details. 

2303
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:39,040
I don't really need to give you.
But at some point, right, the 

2304
01:52:39,040 --> 01:52:44,200
spoiled kid, like turns his mom.
He's like, Mom, do I really can 

2305
01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:44,960
can. 
You not just. 

2306
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:48,600
Like put me in some like private
school or something like please 

2307
01:52:49,240 --> 01:52:50,760
or can you just like homeschool 
me so I can play? 

2308
01:52:50,760 --> 01:52:53,680
Fortnite all the time. 
She's like, no, your dad and I 

2309
01:52:53,960 --> 01:52:57,000
both went to our local public 
schools and it was a great 

2310
01:52:57,120 --> 01:52:59,680
foundational period. 
We learned a lot about 

2311
01:52:59,680 --> 01:53:01,200
character. 
We are. 

2312
01:53:01,200 --> 01:53:05,680
We made some of our best friends
like I, I, I, I will, I, I, we 

2313
01:53:05,680 --> 01:53:08,320
think it's important for you. 
And they start having this whole

2314
01:53:08,320 --> 01:53:10,880
conversation, right? 
While Adrian and his mom are 

2315
01:53:10,880 --> 01:53:14,360
awkwardly sitting at the table. 
He's like, mom, I've told you 

2316
01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:17,640
this before, but it makes me 
really uncomfortable. 

2317
01:53:17,760 --> 01:53:21,280
But I have to sit next to people
who are of a lower socioeconomic

2318
01:53:21,280 --> 01:53:24,120
status as us. 
And like Adrian and his mom are 

2319
01:53:24,120 --> 01:53:26,400
just looking at each other like 
bro. 

2320
01:53:27,120 --> 01:53:29,480
Bro. 
He just. 

2321
01:53:29,480 --> 01:53:32,920
Said that dude just dude. 
Just. 

2322
01:53:32,920 --> 01:53:40,640
Went full mask off yo yeah yeah 
so and like Adrian's mom is like

2323
01:53:40,800 --> 01:53:44,480
or sorry spoiled kids mom is 
like you will not speak like 

2324
01:53:44,480 --> 01:53:46,120
that when we have. 
Guests at the table. 

2325
01:53:46,320 --> 01:53:49,520
Implying that, yeah, speak like 
that when we don't have guests 

2326
01:53:49,520 --> 01:53:51,200
at the table. 
It's totally chill. 

2327
01:53:51,600 --> 01:53:53,760
We love saying stuff like that 
around here. 

2328
01:53:54,000 --> 01:53:56,640
That's us. 
That's what we claim, right? 

2329
01:53:56,640 --> 01:53:58,120
Like what? 
But anyways. 

2330
01:53:58,480 --> 01:54:01,600
Spoiled kids like. 
Mom, you know what he always. 

2331
01:54:01,600 --> 01:54:05,120
Telling me to like, I should 
express myself and I should say 

2332
01:54:05,120 --> 01:54:08,120
what I'm thinking. 
And I she's like, I, I don't say

2333
01:54:08,120 --> 01:54:09,200
that. 
He's like, you know what, You 

2334
01:54:09,200 --> 01:54:12,040
know what I'm thinking? 
I'm thinking Adrian over here. 

2335
01:54:12,040 --> 01:54:14,800
And Adrian is like, oh God. 
It's looking real poor right 

2336
01:54:14,800 --> 01:54:17,840
now. 
Adrian's Bob just like his her 

2337
01:54:17,840 --> 01:54:20,600
face is like bro what? 
And Adrian, Adrian's Loki just 

2338
01:54:20,600 --> 01:54:22,920
laughing at this point. 
He's just laughing because he 

2339
01:54:22,920 --> 01:54:25,200
knows this kids the worst. 
He knows this kid sucks and he 

2340
01:54:25,200 --> 01:54:27,800
knows this kid has a long way to
go to fix his character. 

2341
01:54:28,040 --> 01:54:30,520
So he's a he's this dancer bro. 
He's just laughing. 

2342
01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:33,000
He's just he's Josh. 
He's goofing around right now 

2343
01:54:33,000 --> 01:54:35,280
like he knows it. 
He honestly doesn't care because

2344
01:54:35,280 --> 01:54:38,000
it's like the funniest thing 
he's ever said or never heard 

2345
01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:40,240
because like, look, Adrian 
doesn't care. 

2346
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:43,120
Adrian's comfortable in his 
life, He's happy with who he is 

2347
01:54:43,440 --> 01:54:46,720
and he gets to watch the spoiled
kid have a meltdown because he 

2348
01:54:46,720 --> 01:54:48,040
doesn't have as much money as 
him. 

2349
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:49,360
Like that's the goofiest thing 
ever. 

2350
01:54:49,640 --> 01:54:52,640
Plus it makes for a great story 
and Adrian's or spoiled cuz 

2351
01:54:52,640 --> 01:54:56,360
mom's like you will not speak 
like that to our guests. 

2352
01:54:56,640 --> 01:54:58,960
They came all the way over here.
And we are. 

2353
01:54:58,960 --> 01:55:01,960
Grateful for them to come, 
aren't we? 

2354
01:55:02,400 --> 01:55:05,440
And he's like, they should be 
grateful for us. 

2355
01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:09,120
I mean, look, I showed Adrian 
over here some of like some 

2356
01:55:09,120 --> 01:55:12,760
really sick shoes and some 
really sick cars. 

2357
01:55:13,400 --> 01:55:16,600
I know for a fact that was like 
hit sorry. 

2358
01:55:16,920 --> 01:55:21,000
I know for a fact that was like 
his money situation that he 

2359
01:55:21,000 --> 01:55:23,440
would not be ever setting foot 
anywhere near this car. 

2360
01:55:23,440 --> 01:55:25,360
So like they should be thanking 
us. 

2361
01:55:25,840 --> 01:55:28,600
And it's because mom's like, I 
do not want to let this dinner 

2362
01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:29,960
table anymore. 
Spoiled kids. 

2363
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:31,600
Like, kid, I'll go play some 
Fortnite. 

2364
01:55:31,720 --> 01:55:34,760
He literally gets up, knocks 
over his glass on purpose and 

2365
01:55:34,760 --> 01:55:37,640
walks upstairs. 
The spoiled kids mom is just 

2366
01:55:37,640 --> 01:55:42,440
sitting there and she's just 
like, I don't, I'm so sorry. 

2367
01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:43,960
I'm so sorry. 
Right. 

2368
01:55:44,320 --> 01:55:48,040
Adrian's mom's like, it's OK. 
And she's like, no, it's not 

2369
01:55:48,040 --> 01:55:51,680
like I, I, I don't, I don't know
what's gotten into him. 

2370
01:55:52,520 --> 01:55:54,800
Maybe I should bring him a 
Doctor Phil because that will 

2371
01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:59,640
fix all problems and definitely 
not just air interpersonal inner

2372
01:55:59,640 --> 01:56:03,440
family issues that don't 
actually get fixed just for 

2373
01:56:03,680 --> 01:56:06,320
views or whatever. 
But I don't know what to do. 

2374
01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:09,360
And Adrian's mom's like, well, I
think you're doing the right 

2375
01:56:09,360 --> 01:56:11,280
thing by sending him to like 
public school. 

2376
01:56:11,280 --> 01:56:14,160
Like, obviously he's going to 
have to learn a thing or two 

2377
01:56:14,160 --> 01:56:17,560
about life. 
Look, you still got a chance. 

2378
01:56:18,080 --> 01:56:20,840
Just stick with it. 
Look, I'm here to help if you 

2379
01:56:20,840 --> 01:56:23,200
need anything. 
I do think we're going to go 

2380
01:56:23,200 --> 01:56:24,400
though. 
She's like, I totally get it. 

2381
01:56:24,760 --> 01:56:27,400
So Adrian and Adrian's mom get 
into the car and Adrian's like, 

2382
01:56:27,400 --> 01:56:29,200
why are you so nice to his mom 
at the end? 

2383
01:56:29,560 --> 01:56:32,400
And Adrian's or Adrian's mom is 
like, you know, the spoil kid 

2384
01:56:32,400 --> 01:56:34,960
might have been super awful, 
dude, but I don't know if she 

2385
01:56:34,960 --> 01:56:36,840
said dude, she's probably like 
spoil kid. 

2386
01:56:36,840 --> 01:56:40,880
I know he was the worst, but you
know, his mom seems really nice.

2387
01:56:40,880 --> 01:56:44,400
She just seems overwhelmed by 
the whole situation and when 

2388
01:56:44,400 --> 01:56:46,840
people are struggling like that,
you know, it's always good to 

2389
01:56:46,840 --> 01:56:49,800
reach out and help them. 
And you know at this point, 

2390
01:56:49,840 --> 01:56:51,520
what's the worst? 
What's the worst that can 

2391
01:56:51,520 --> 01:56:54,000
happen? 
I either either the worst has 

2392
01:56:54,000 --> 01:56:55,560
happened and not is nothing 
changes. 

2393
01:56:55,920 --> 01:57:00,000
The best that happens is I can 
actually give some guidance and 

2394
01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:03,520
spoiled kids mom can fix his 
character because it's 

2395
01:57:03,520 --> 01:57:05,840
definitely not so great right 
now. 

2396
01:57:06,480 --> 01:57:11,560
And Adrian kind of agreed. 
And moral of the story is, I 

2397
01:57:11,560 --> 01:57:13,120
think the morals of this are so 
obvious. 

2398
01:57:13,120 --> 01:57:16,640
Like don't be that kid, bro. 
If you don't get that from the 

2399
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:18,720
story, click on the video on 
screen right now. 

2400
01:57:18,720 --> 01:57:20,400
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it. 

2401
01:57:20,400 --> 01:57:26,000
Do it. 
Look, in my opinion, it's never 

2402
01:57:26,000 --> 01:57:28,880
OK to shame someone for 
something that they can't 

2403
01:57:28,880 --> 01:57:31,960
control. 
However, it seems like nowadays 

2404
01:57:31,960 --> 01:57:37,040
if a guy is under 6 foot 11, 
they can be shamed and called 

2405
01:57:37,040 --> 01:57:40,080
ugly for something that they 
genuinely cannot control. 

2406
01:57:40,440 --> 01:57:44,560
In today's story time, this Gen.
Z girl calls every kid in her 

2407
01:57:44,560 --> 01:57:48,800
class who is under 6 feet ugly 
and worthless. 

2408
01:57:48,920 --> 01:57:52,000
It's absolutely crazy. 
So sit back, relax, and let's 

2409
01:57:52,000 --> 01:57:54,280
jump right into the story. 
We're going to call the 

2410
01:57:54,280 --> 01:57:56,200
subscriber who submitted this 
story Billy. 

2411
01:57:56,200 --> 01:57:58,920
So anyways, in Billy's class, 
there was this Gen. 

2412
01:57:58,920 --> 01:58:00,120
Z girl. 
This Gen. 

2413
01:58:00,120 --> 01:58:02,840
Z girl spent all of her time on 
Twitter as the Gen. 

2414
01:58:02,840 --> 01:58:04,880
Z girls do. 
And by the way, when I say Gen. 

2415
01:58:04,880 --> 01:58:08,200
Z girl, I use that as like, I 
don't know, a saying. 

2416
01:58:08,200 --> 01:58:10,280
And I don't mean literally 
anyone in Gen. 

2417
01:58:10,280 --> 01:58:12,200
Z because I'm technically in 
Gen. 

2418
01:58:12,200 --> 01:58:13,840
Z. 
It's kind of just a saying for 

2419
01:58:13,840 --> 01:58:17,520
people who spend way too much 
time on Twitter and TikTok and 

2420
01:58:17,520 --> 01:58:19,920
cancel bread and all this 
wonderful stuff, right? 

2421
01:58:20,200 --> 01:58:22,960
So she spends way too much time 
on TikTok and Twitter. 

2422
01:58:23,240 --> 01:58:27,240
And this comes under the belief 
that all women are Queens, all 

2423
01:58:27,240 --> 01:58:31,400
men are terrible, and if a man 
is under 6 feet tall that he is 

2424
01:58:31,400 --> 01:58:34,440
not worth her time. 
By the way dude, they're all in 

2425
01:58:34,440 --> 01:58:37,360
8th grade. 
Billy's in 8th grade, She's in 

2426
01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:39,800
8th grade. 
A lot of guys haven't even hit 

2427
01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:41,920
their growth spurts. 
Let me admit something to you 

2428
01:58:41,920 --> 01:58:45,280
guys. 
I am 510 to 511 on a good day. 

2429
01:58:45,560 --> 01:58:48,080
I am not 6 feet tall and I will 
never be. 

2430
01:58:48,080 --> 01:58:50,680
I am basically done growing in 
that direction, dude. 

2431
01:58:51,240 --> 01:58:55,040
So yeah, even like most kids 
will not be 6 feet 

2432
01:58:55,040 --> 01:58:57,400
statistically. 
And in Billy's class there was 

2433
01:58:57,400 --> 01:59:02,400
one kid, one kid alone who's 
like 6 feet but barely 6 feet. 

2434
01:59:02,400 --> 01:59:04,800
And he was like the star 
basketball player or whatever. 

2435
01:59:05,160 --> 01:59:08,600
Every other kid in Billy's class
was under 6 feet tall because 

2436
01:59:08,600 --> 01:59:11,560
bro, they're in 8th grade. 
Like even the ones that are 

2437
01:59:11,560 --> 01:59:14,520
going to be 6 feet tall are just
not 6 feet tall yet. 

2438
01:59:14,840 --> 01:59:17,080
I don't know why this is so 
difficult for people to 

2439
01:59:17,080 --> 01:59:19,920
understand, but one day in 
class, the Gen. 

2440
01:59:19,920 --> 01:59:23,280
Z girl was like going around. 
We're like, sat with a bunch of,

2441
01:59:23,280 --> 01:59:25,640
like, other girlfriends. 
And Billy was overhearing a 

2442
01:59:25,640 --> 01:59:27,200
conversation that they were 
having. 

2443
01:59:27,560 --> 01:59:30,400
This conversation went about as 
follows. 

2444
01:59:31,120 --> 01:59:32,440
So this is the Gen. 
Z girl. 

2445
01:59:33,320 --> 01:59:36,640
Girls, I want to let you know 
that you should never, ever talk

2446
01:59:36,640 --> 01:59:39,160
to a guy who's under 6 feet. 
They're trash. 

2447
01:59:39,320 --> 01:59:42,800
They're worthless. 
And we are Queens and better. 

2448
01:59:43,240 --> 01:59:46,160
And all the other girls are 
like, yeah, it's like, you're so

2449
01:59:46,160 --> 01:59:47,720
right. 
Preach. 

2450
01:59:47,720 --> 01:59:49,560
Clap, clap, clap, snap, 
whatever. 

2451
01:59:49,560 --> 01:59:53,000
I don't even know, dude. 
And you know, Billy overhears 

2452
01:59:53,000 --> 01:59:56,120
this and Billy's sitting at like
5-4. 

2453
01:59:56,120 --> 01:59:58,240
But remember, Billy's in 8th 
grade. 

2454
01:59:58,560 --> 02:00:00,400
First of all, nothing wrong with
being 54. 

2455
02:00:00,400 --> 02:00:02,400
But also, Billy's probably going
to grow to be a little bit 

2456
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:04,760
taller. 
But he's also very much not 6 

2457
02:00:04,760 --> 02:00:06,200
feet. 
And everyone else in his class 

2458
02:00:06,200 --> 02:00:08,640
is very much not 6 feet except 
for the one basketball player. 

2459
02:00:08,880 --> 02:00:11,480
So Billy overhears this and he's
kind of like, well, I mean. 

2460
02:00:12,400 --> 02:00:13,720
It's not like I was gonna go for
the Gen. 

2461
02:00:13,720 --> 02:00:16,080
Z girl anyways. 
I don't need a lecture about how

2462
02:00:16,440 --> 02:00:19,600
my existence is offensive or 
something, cuz that's probably 

2463
02:00:19,600 --> 02:00:24,000
what was gonna happen. 
Yeah, but sure enough, the Gen. 

2464
02:00:24,000 --> 02:00:26,960
Z girl, what she starts to do is
she starts to go around like 

2465
02:00:26,960 --> 02:00:30,240
talking to all the girls in the 
class, and she starts to try and

2466
02:00:30,240 --> 02:00:35,760
convince every single one that 
all men under 6 feet tall are 

2467
02:00:35,760 --> 02:00:40,880
worthless and ugly and you 
should never date them and that 

2468
02:00:40,880 --> 02:00:43,760
they're all the garbage. 
And The thing is, some look, 

2469
02:00:43,760 --> 02:00:46,000
these are 8th grade girls, 8th 
graders, right? 

2470
02:00:46,000 --> 02:00:49,400
You can be easily manipulated 
into believing basically 

2471
02:00:49,400 --> 02:00:53,080
anything, but there were a hand 
fewer girls who were like what? 

2472
02:00:53,080 --> 02:00:55,920
Like first of all, no, there's 
more characteristics. 

2473
02:00:55,920 --> 02:00:58,480
Like I do care about height. 
I don't necessarily like the 

2474
02:00:58,480 --> 02:01:00,480
girls would be like a lot of 
them would be like, you know, 

2475
02:01:00,520 --> 02:01:01,880
some of them would be like, I 
don't care. 

2476
02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:03,960
Some of them would be like, I 
don't know, I prefer got to be 

2477
02:01:03,960 --> 02:01:08,120
taller than me, but six feet, 
like I'm 50 myself. 

2478
02:01:08,120 --> 02:01:12,520
Like why would I care dude, if a
kid is not literally an entire 

2479
02:01:12,520 --> 02:01:14,400
foot taller than me? 
If anything that might make it 

2480
02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:18,000
more difficult but unfortunately
a lot of girls were falling for 

2481
02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:19,160
the Gen. 
Z girls. 

2482
02:01:19,600 --> 02:01:22,400
I don't know her brainwashing or
whatever because the Gen. 

2483
02:01:22,400 --> 02:01:24,080
Z girl would be like don't 
believe me? 

2484
02:01:24,240 --> 02:01:27,760
Watch this informative video and
it's like a TikTok video of 

2485
02:01:27,760 --> 02:01:30,320
someone being like just. 
All men should. 

2486
02:01:30,320 --> 02:01:34,200
Be executed and I'm also if 
they're under 6 feet, they're 

2487
02:01:34,280 --> 02:01:38,440
ugly yeah, so a lot of stuff 
like that and all the other 

2488
02:01:38,440 --> 02:01:42,560
girls would be like oh wow, this
is so facts, dude OMG so yeah, 

2489
02:01:42,560 --> 02:01:46,520
slowly but surely the Gen. 
Z girl was turning all the girls

2490
02:01:46,520 --> 02:01:49,240
away and the from all the guys 
basically. 

2491
02:01:49,640 --> 02:01:52,880
And the first real instance of 
this becoming an issue was when 

2492
02:01:53,560 --> 02:01:55,560
Billy had a friend and his 
friend was Ben. 

2493
02:01:55,560 --> 02:01:56,720
We're going to call him Ben, 
right. 

2494
02:01:57,080 --> 02:02:00,720
So Ben had this thing for this 
girl and maybe this girl 

2495
02:02:00,720 --> 02:02:04,600
deciding that because Ben is not
6 feet deciding to like be like 

2496
02:02:04,600 --> 02:02:08,360
L ratio maybe that says a little
bit more about the girl than 

2497
02:02:08,360 --> 02:02:10,440
anything but Billy. 
Oh, sorry, not Billy. 

2498
02:02:10,440 --> 02:02:13,200
Ben was talking with this girl 
for a while, and here's the 

2499
02:02:13,200 --> 02:02:15,520
deal. 
She was actually in the bend. 

2500
02:02:15,720 --> 02:02:17,560
Like things were going to become
legit. 

2501
02:02:17,560 --> 02:02:20,400
I mean, as legit as like, I 
don't know, 8th grade 

2502
02:02:20,400 --> 02:02:23,360
relationships can get. 
Actually, I had a fire 8th grade

2503
02:02:23,360 --> 02:02:26,400
relationship happy as spring 
I've had in a while. 

2504
02:02:26,400 --> 02:02:29,960
So yeah, they can be legit. 
Maybe tenth base is holding 

2505
02:02:29,960 --> 02:02:32,400
hands and even as risque, but I 
don't know. 

2506
02:02:32,400 --> 02:02:33,800
It's still a fun time to be 
alive. 

2507
02:02:34,200 --> 02:02:36,080
Yeah. 
But anyways, so things were 

2508
02:02:36,080 --> 02:02:40,160
going really well for Ben until 
one day this girl just stopped 

2509
02:02:40,160 --> 02:02:43,720
showing interest. 
So Ben and Billy were friends, 

2510
02:02:44,040 --> 02:02:47,080
and Ben and Billy would talk at 
lunch every single day about 

2511
02:02:47,360 --> 02:02:49,360
Billy be like, yeah, dude, 
what's going on with the girl? 

2512
02:02:49,360 --> 02:02:52,080
Like, is that going well, bro? 
And he'd be like, yeah, like, 

2513
02:02:52,280 --> 02:02:54,480
I've heard really good things. 
We're really talking to each 

2514
02:02:54,480 --> 02:02:56,640
other. 
I've heard from her friends that

2515
02:02:56,640 --> 02:02:59,160
she wants to escalate this to 
like a full on relationship, 

2516
02:02:59,160 --> 02:03:01,920
which which was a pretty big 
deal, especially for 8th grade. 

2517
02:03:01,920 --> 02:03:04,360
I think it's always a big deal. 
That stuff's always fun. 

2518
02:03:04,360 --> 02:03:07,800
That stuff never gets boring. 
But yeah, one day, you know, 

2519
02:03:07,800 --> 02:03:10,760
Billy sits down and Ben sits 
down and Ben's like, dude, she's

2520
02:03:10,760 --> 02:03:13,280
like completely cut me off. 
And I don't know what I did. 

2521
02:03:13,600 --> 02:03:16,120
And I mean, this isn't like an 
uncommon thing. 

2522
02:03:16,120 --> 02:03:19,720
Like guys are just completely 
oblivious to what happens around

2523
02:03:19,720 --> 02:03:22,200
them. 
I'm speaking from experience. 

2524
02:03:22,200 --> 02:03:24,440
I am CEO of being oblivious, 
bro. 

2525
02:03:24,760 --> 02:03:27,920
But yeah, so at first Ben's 
like, oh, or Billy's like, oh, 

2526
02:03:27,920 --> 02:03:31,120
dude, like Ben, did you just 
like, did you say something? 

2527
02:03:31,120 --> 02:03:33,880
Did you like not say something 
like it was her birthday and you

2528
02:03:33,880 --> 02:03:36,200
just missed it? 
And he's like, dude, I don't, I 

2529
02:03:36,200 --> 02:03:39,120
really don't think so. 
And that's when another guy sat,

2530
02:03:39,120 --> 02:03:44,240
sits down and says, dude, like 
Ben, I'm so sorry, bro. 

2531
02:03:44,360 --> 02:03:47,160
And Ben's like, wait, what are 
you sorry about? 

2532
02:03:47,360 --> 02:03:49,840
He's like, I heard it's not 
going well with what's her face.

2533
02:03:50,240 --> 02:03:52,840
And you know, Ben's like bro, 
like how did you hear? 

2534
02:03:52,840 --> 02:03:55,600
Like I, I haven't told anyone 
besides Billy. 

2535
02:03:55,600 --> 02:03:59,680
And Billy's sitting right here. 
And he's like, Oh yeah, you 

2536
02:03:59,680 --> 02:04:01,760
didn't tell me. 
And Billy didn't tell me, dude. 

2537
02:04:01,760 --> 02:04:05,000
I just, I just heard and Ben's 
really confused because how does

2538
02:04:05,000 --> 02:04:08,360
this random guy know that it's 
not going well with this like 

2539
02:04:08,360 --> 02:04:10,960
girl that he's talking to? 
So that's when this random guy 

2540
02:04:10,960 --> 02:04:14,440
explains that basically word has
gotten around that the Gen. 

2541
02:04:14,440 --> 02:04:18,920
Z girl has like converted 80% of
the girls in the class to reject

2542
02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:22,000
all men that are under 6 feet 
tall. 

2543
02:04:22,440 --> 02:04:28,240
And that the girl that Ben was 
talking to was converted as well

2544
02:04:28,320 --> 02:04:32,000
in that she has been instructed 
by the Genzi girl to not speak 

2545
02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:35,480
to Ben until he becomes 6 feet 
tall and Benz like dude. 

2546
02:04:35,480 --> 02:04:38,240
What? 
Because yeah, Ben's like 55, 

2547
02:04:38,240 --> 02:04:41,520
which is a total fine, totally 
fine height, but also in 8th 

2548
02:04:41,520 --> 02:04:43,440
grade, he's probably going to 
grow taller. 

2549
02:04:43,640 --> 02:04:46,760
There's like a chance, like 
probably a one and two, one and 

2550
02:04:46,760 --> 02:04:50,800
three chance he will approach if
not surpass 6 feet when he 

2551
02:04:50,800 --> 02:04:52,600
actually has a real growth 
spurt. 

2552
02:04:52,600 --> 02:04:54,840
Dude. 
Like I don't under like it's 

2553
02:04:54,840 --> 02:04:56,760
stupid. 
I mean, look, people are allowed

2554
02:04:56,760 --> 02:05:00,680
to have their preferences, but I
don't know, it just seems so 

2555
02:05:00,680 --> 02:05:02,160
stupid, especially for 8th 
grade. 

2556
02:05:02,480 --> 02:05:05,200
And this is like, Ben's getting 
mad because he's like, dude, I 

2557
02:05:05,200 --> 02:05:07,160
was doing so well with this girl
before. 

2558
02:05:07,160 --> 02:05:10,960
Like this nonsense, like, oh, I 
have to be 6 feet came in, bro. 

2559
02:05:11,840 --> 02:05:14,520
And you know, the guy's like, 
yeah, dude, it really sucks. 

2560
02:05:14,520 --> 02:05:17,600
Like, this one girl is just 
like, converted all the girls in

2561
02:05:17,600 --> 02:05:19,840
our class against us. 
Like, the GNC girl really is 

2562
02:05:19,840 --> 02:05:23,040
just like, she's the OP, bro. 
She's against us, dude. 

2563
02:05:23,040 --> 02:05:24,320
Like, I don't know what 
happened. 

2564
02:05:24,840 --> 02:05:27,160
Yeah. 
So Ben is pretty upset because 

2565
02:05:27,160 --> 02:05:29,680
things were going really well. 
So they get into class and Ben, 

2566
02:05:29,680 --> 02:05:32,040
Billy and the Gen. 
Z girl, they all have class, 

2567
02:05:32,040 --> 02:05:34,560
second class after lunch. 
So they all have class together.

2568
02:05:34,800 --> 02:05:37,880
So they all sit down. 
And when they walk into class, 

2569
02:05:37,880 --> 02:05:39,560
Ben and Billy walk into class 
together. 

2570
02:05:39,800 --> 02:05:42,840
They see all the girls in the 
back huddled around the Gen. 

2571
02:05:42,840 --> 02:05:45,520
Z girl. 
And they're watching some TikTok

2572
02:05:45,520 --> 02:05:48,240
video on the Gen. 
Z girl's phone about like 

2573
02:05:49,000 --> 02:05:52,400
ladies, This is why we don't 
need men at all unless they're 

2574
02:05:52,400 --> 02:05:55,320
over 6 feet tall and make 
$7,000,000 a year. 

2575
02:05:55,600 --> 02:05:59,080
So basically, if you guys know 
any men that are under 6 feet 

2576
02:05:59,080 --> 02:06:02,360
tall, tell them that they are 
worthless to society, right? 

2577
02:06:02,360 --> 02:06:06,800
So, and all the girls are like, 
yes, this makes a lot of sense. 

2578
02:06:07,120 --> 02:06:10,640
Yes, all the guys are just kind 
of sitting there like, bro, 

2579
02:06:10,640 --> 02:06:13,040
what? 
So eventually class begins and 

2580
02:06:13,040 --> 02:06:15,880
the teachers like, all right, 
guys like it's a group project. 

2581
02:06:16,160 --> 02:06:18,280
I'm going to step out for a 
second because basically they 

2582
02:06:18,280 --> 02:06:21,680
were paired up in the groups and
they had a kind of a week long 

2583
02:06:21,680 --> 02:06:24,640
assignment that they had to do. 
And the teachers like today's a 

2584
02:06:24,640 --> 02:06:27,800
work period, like a class period
just to do work with your 

2585
02:06:27,800 --> 02:06:31,000
projects or your teams. 
And if you have any questions, I

2586
02:06:31,000 --> 02:06:33,560
will be in and out of class. 
I got to like make copies or 

2587
02:06:33,560 --> 02:06:35,680
whatever. 
But whenever I come back, feel 

2588
02:06:35,680 --> 02:06:38,160
free to ask me questions. 
So the teacher left class for 

2589
02:06:38,160 --> 02:06:40,400
the majority of the class. 
And when the teacher was back, 

2590
02:06:40,400 --> 02:06:43,360
it was very sparingly. 
So that's when, like, I don't 

2591
02:06:43,360 --> 02:06:46,600
know, I think Ben was just mad. 
So Ben, like, gets up and he 

2592
02:06:46,600 --> 02:06:48,480
walks over to the Gen. 
Z girls table. 

2593
02:06:48,640 --> 02:06:51,200
And the Gen. 
Z girl is like, hi, Shorty, 

2594
02:06:51,400 --> 02:06:54,400
what's up, small guy? 
And he's like, what? 

2595
02:06:54,720 --> 02:06:57,400
She's like, yeah, you heard me. 
You're under 6 feet, so you're 

2596
02:06:57,400 --> 02:07:00,560
worthless. 
And all the girls are like, oh, 

2597
02:07:01,560 --> 02:07:04,200
and Ben's like, dude, what? 
And at this point, Billy's like,

2598
02:07:04,240 --> 02:07:08,360
Oh, no, this is not going to be 
good because Billy knew the Ben 

2599
02:07:08,600 --> 02:07:11,040
was notorious for going off on 
people. 

2600
02:07:11,280 --> 02:07:14,400
Like, Ben was a good dude and 
Billy liked him like they were 

2601
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:17,000
boys. 
But also, like, Ben had no 

2602
02:07:17,000 --> 02:07:18,560
chill. 
Like, if someone was doing 

2603
02:07:18,560 --> 02:07:21,320
something and they needed to be 
called out, or even if they 

2604
02:07:21,320 --> 02:07:23,120
didn't need to be called out, 
that was the problem. 

2605
02:07:23,320 --> 02:07:26,120
Sometimes you literally just be 
ruthless to the wrong people. 

2606
02:07:26,120 --> 02:07:28,520
Like, just just for the sake of 
being ruthless. 

2607
02:07:28,520 --> 02:07:32,120
He would sometimes just be 
absolutely ruthless, bro. 

2608
02:07:32,480 --> 02:07:34,880
Yeah. 
So sure enough, you know, Ben's 

2609
02:07:34,880 --> 02:07:37,160
like, like, what are you saying 
right now? 

2610
02:07:37,160 --> 02:07:40,160
And she's like, oh, are you 
coming over me because you're 

2611
02:07:40,160 --> 02:07:44,480
mad that the girl that was like 
falsely in love with you, I got 

2612
02:07:44,480 --> 02:07:45,840
her out of it. 
Like, you know what? 

2613
02:07:45,840 --> 02:07:50,200
I dodged her a bullet. 
Like you are so under 6 feet 

2614
02:07:50,200 --> 02:07:53,040
right now. 
I'm honestly gagging. 

2615
02:07:53,080 --> 02:07:55,400
Am I right, ladies? 
And they all start laughing. 

2616
02:07:55,640 --> 02:07:58,960
So this point Ben is being 
humiliated in front of the 

2617
02:07:58,960 --> 02:08:02,240
entire class for something that 
is out of his control. 

2618
02:08:02,240 --> 02:08:04,800
Look, you're allowed to have 
preferences. 

2619
02:08:05,120 --> 02:08:08,560
I honestly don't care if for 
example if you're a girl who's 

2620
02:08:08,560 --> 02:08:12,080
watching this and you will only 
date men or women that are above

2621
02:08:12,080 --> 02:08:15,360
6 feet, that's fine. 
Like you're allowed to have your

2622
02:08:15,360 --> 02:08:17,960
preferences. 
If you want to date literally no

2623
02:08:17,960 --> 02:08:21,040
one but one specific person, I 
do not care. 

2624
02:08:21,120 --> 02:08:25,160
However, that is a completely 
different story from publicly 

2625
02:08:25,160 --> 02:08:27,680
shaming someone for not fitting 
within those preferences. 

2626
02:08:27,680 --> 02:08:30,440
Right? 
That is a completely different 

2627
02:08:30,440 --> 02:08:33,040
story unless you know the 
shaming is for different 

2628
02:08:33,040 --> 02:08:34,320
reasons. 
For example, if something's like

2629
02:08:34,320 --> 02:08:37,640
a bad person or is doing 
something bad that shaming 

2630
02:08:37,720 --> 02:08:40,320
things, OK, but that's not 
shaming because they don't fit 

2631
02:08:40,320 --> 02:08:42,640
within your preferences. 
That's shaming for a different 

2632
02:08:42,640 --> 02:08:44,520
reason. 
But to shame someone, one, 

2633
02:08:44,520 --> 02:08:46,520
because they don't fit within 
your preferences and 2:00, 

2634
02:08:46,520 --> 02:08:49,560
because of something they 
literally physically cannot 

2635
02:08:49,560 --> 02:08:51,680
control. 
I mean, bro, you're kind of 

2636
02:08:51,680 --> 02:08:55,840
asking for trouble. 
And so anyways, Ben, Ben is 

2637
02:08:55,840 --> 02:09:00,680
about to go off on her. 
Ben is about to get himself in a

2638
02:09:00,680 --> 02:09:04,120
little bit of trouble as well 
because the teacher is walking 

2639
02:09:04,120 --> 02:09:06,240
in as Ben is going off on this 
girl. 

2640
02:09:07,400 --> 02:09:09,560
Basically here's here's the 
deal. 

2641
02:09:10,400 --> 02:09:13,720
The Gen. 
Z girl is a little chungus 

2642
02:09:13,720 --> 02:09:16,440
humongous. 
She's a she's a little bigger 

2643
02:09:16,440 --> 02:09:18,360
than the average person, which 
is fine. 

2644
02:09:18,760 --> 02:09:22,440
Which is fine, right? 
Who cares bro, live your life. 

2645
02:09:22,880 --> 02:09:27,480
However, in Ben's mind, she was 
coming after him for a 

2646
02:09:27,480 --> 02:09:30,080
characteristic that he cannot 
control. 

2647
02:09:30,520 --> 02:09:34,280
So he should be able to go after
her for a characteristic that is

2648
02:09:34,280 --> 02:09:37,640
difficult to control, but 
possible, right? 

2649
02:09:37,840 --> 02:09:41,000
It is technically possible to 
change your weight within 

2650
02:09:41,000 --> 02:09:45,160
bounds, but it is impossible to 
change your height after you 

2651
02:09:45,160 --> 02:09:46,800
grow. 
Sure, you can do stretches to 

2652
02:09:46,800 --> 02:09:49,000
like get an extra quarter inch 
out of your spunk and pro. 

2653
02:09:49,000 --> 02:09:50,640
Not, not really. 
Not really. 

2654
02:09:51,120 --> 02:09:55,200
And yeah, Ben was about to fight
fire with fire and he was 

2655
02:09:55,200 --> 02:09:58,160
unleashing the flamethrower 
flame. 

2656
02:09:58,600 --> 02:10:00,440
The secret word of the day is 
flames. 

2657
02:10:00,440 --> 02:10:03,640
If you made it this far into the
video comment flame down below. 

2658
02:10:04,040 --> 02:10:06,640
I like to see how many people 
made it this far and also if you

2659
02:10:06,640 --> 02:10:09,880
check the pin comment on this 
video, you'll see a link to the 

2660
02:10:09,880 --> 02:10:13,160
Spotify, which all these story 
audios are on Spotify is a 

2661
02:10:13,160 --> 02:10:15,760
podcast. 
So listen on there and then also

2662
02:10:15,760 --> 02:10:19,000
a link to both my meme channel 
and my Reddit story channel. 

2663
02:10:19,200 --> 02:10:21,720
I upload on both those channels 
every single day. 

2664
02:10:22,000 --> 02:10:24,880
Please go ahead and subscribe. 
I'm starting both of those from 

2665
02:10:24,880 --> 02:10:27,600
a very low number. 
So you guys watching memes even 

2666
02:10:27,600 --> 02:10:30,000
more on those channels and I 
genuinely think you'll enjoy the

2667
02:10:30,000 --> 02:10:32,040
content. 
Anyways, let's get back to it. 

2668
02:10:32,040 --> 02:10:34,400
So Ben is about to go off on the
Gen. 

2669
02:10:34,400 --> 02:10:38,360
Z girl as the teacher's walking 
back in so pretty tough timing. 

2670
02:10:39,360 --> 02:10:43,080
So as the as the Gen. 
Z girl right is like sitting 

2671
02:10:43,080 --> 02:10:47,320
there calling him short and how 
he's such a Shorty and the 

2672
02:10:47,320 --> 02:10:49,600
reason why the girl doesn't like
him anymore is because I 

2673
02:10:49,600 --> 02:10:52,280
convinced her that you are 
worthless because you're short. 

2674
02:10:52,520 --> 02:10:57,040
And as the teacher's walking in 
Ben is like I'm not going to 

2675
02:10:57,040 --> 02:11:00,840
take crap from a literal beluga 
whale like you. 

2676
02:11:00,960 --> 02:11:05,760
And the whole class goes silent.
Disclaimer, don't make fun of 

2677
02:11:05,760 --> 02:11:08,640
people's appearances, whether 
that be for your weight or your 

2678
02:11:08,640 --> 02:11:11,840
height or other reasons. 
I'm just telling the story. 

2679
02:11:12,040 --> 02:11:14,360
So the entire class goes silent 
and the Gen. 

2680
02:11:14,360 --> 02:11:19,000
Z girl is so mad. 
She's like, I didn't like I'm 

2681
02:11:19,000 --> 02:11:21,960
not taking disrespect from 
someone short like you and 

2682
02:11:21,960 --> 02:11:25,720
literally like runs out of the 
class and Ben's like what I do 

2683
02:11:25,960 --> 02:11:28,720
and the teacher's like Ben, you 
are not allowed to speak like 

2684
02:11:28,720 --> 02:11:32,400
your to your fellow classmates 
with such disrespect like that. 

2685
02:11:32,640 --> 02:11:35,520
Go to the principal's office. 
And that's when, you know, Billy

2686
02:11:35,520 --> 02:11:38,520
speaks up and says, yeah, like, 
Mr. Teacher, right? 

2687
02:11:38,520 --> 02:11:42,240
Ben messed up, but he was called
short. 

2688
02:11:42,680 --> 02:11:45,240
She was, like, making fun of him
for being short, saying that he 

2689
02:11:45,240 --> 02:11:48,120
was, like, unlovable and 
worthless. 

2690
02:11:48,240 --> 02:11:51,720
And the teachers, like, I don't 
care, whatever. 

2691
02:11:51,920 --> 02:11:54,000
Like, that literally doesn't 
matter. 

2692
02:11:54,000 --> 02:11:56,120
Like Ben, go to the front office
now. 

2693
02:11:56,760 --> 02:11:59,520
So now I'm going to tell a bit 
of the story from Ben's POV, his

2694
02:11:59,520 --> 02:12:01,680
perspective. 
So Ben is walking to the front 

2695
02:12:01,680 --> 02:12:03,960
office and he's walking in 
steaming. 

2696
02:12:03,960 --> 02:12:07,160
And he's very upset because he 
overheard, like he heard the 

2697
02:12:07,160 --> 02:12:10,200
teacher say it doesn't matter 
that you were short called, 

2698
02:12:10,200 --> 02:12:12,960
short and worthless. 
You call the girl fat, which you

2699
02:12:12,960 --> 02:12:14,320
can't be doing. 
You cannot be doing. 

2700
02:12:14,320 --> 02:12:17,160
And I want to say I do not 
endorse anyone doing that. 

2701
02:12:17,160 --> 02:12:19,720
Even if you're called about, 
even if someone calls you 

2702
02:12:19,720 --> 02:12:22,960
something bad, don't call them 
something bad back because then 

2703
02:12:22,960 --> 02:12:26,680
you're basically as bad as them.
But Ben, if he was going to be 

2704
02:12:26,680 --> 02:12:29,320
punished, wanted at least equal 
punishment. 

2705
02:12:29,320 --> 02:12:30,840
He wanted at least equal 
treatment. 

2706
02:12:31,080 --> 02:12:33,520
So he goes to the principal's 
office and he sits down and the 

2707
02:12:33,520 --> 02:12:37,160
principal is like, like, son, 
your teacher just called me and 

2708
02:12:37,160 --> 02:12:40,240
apparently he called one of your
classmates A beluga whale. 

2709
02:12:41,040 --> 02:12:43,480
And Ben's like lol. 
And he's like son. 

2710
02:12:43,480 --> 02:12:45,560
That's not very funny. 
Like that's not a funny thing to

2711
02:12:45,560 --> 02:12:47,200
do. 
Like, you know, girls have a lot

2712
02:12:47,200 --> 02:12:49,720
of self esteem issues. 
You cannot be doing that. 

2713
02:12:49,720 --> 02:12:52,960
Like, I mean, we're looking at 
probably a day of in school 

2714
02:12:52,960 --> 02:12:55,760
suspension for that, which 
that's a little harsh. 

2715
02:12:55,760 --> 02:12:57,640
I'm not going to lie, that's a 
little harsh. 

2716
02:12:57,640 --> 02:12:59,680
But I guess that was the 
punishment. 

2717
02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:02,560
So Ben's like, OK, like I accept
my punishment. 

2718
02:13:02,560 --> 02:13:05,280
However, I don't think I should 
be the only one punished here. 

2719
02:13:05,280 --> 02:13:08,120
And the teachers like, oh, like 
do say like, what do you mean by

2720
02:13:08,120 --> 02:13:10,560
that? 
And Ben's like, well, the girl I

2721
02:13:10,560 --> 02:13:13,600
said that to, which I guess in 
retrospect was wrong of me to 

2722
02:13:13,600 --> 02:13:15,800
say to. 
The only reason I did was 

2723
02:13:15,800 --> 02:13:18,840
because I was getting mad 
because in front of the entire 

2724
02:13:18,840 --> 02:13:23,680
class, she was saying that that 
because I am under 6 feet, that 

2725
02:13:23,680 --> 02:13:27,760
I will never be loved and that I
am worthless, a terrible 

2726
02:13:27,760 --> 02:13:31,080
individual, and that I'm ugly 
beyond compare, right? 

2727
02:13:31,360 --> 02:13:32,840
And the principal is just 
looking at Ben. 

2728
02:13:32,840 --> 02:13:36,640
And the principal stares at Ben 
and looks at him and laughs. 

2729
02:13:36,640 --> 02:13:39,440
And the principal's like, oh, 
Ben, you think I'm going to get 

2730
02:13:39,440 --> 02:13:41,720
her in trouble for that? 
You really think that's 

2731
02:13:41,720 --> 02:13:43,720
comparable? 
And Ben is looking at the 

2732
02:13:43,720 --> 02:13:47,320
principal, like, what? 
Like, are these not the same 

2733
02:13:47,320 --> 02:13:50,040
crimes just committed by 
different people? 

2734
02:13:50,040 --> 02:13:50,960
Huh. 
Yeah. 

2735
02:13:50,960 --> 02:13:53,080
So the next day, Ben's not in 
school. 

2736
02:13:53,280 --> 02:13:56,160
And the day after that, you 
know, eventually Billy finds Ben

2737
02:13:56,160 --> 02:13:57,320
is like, dude, like, what 
happened? 

2738
02:13:57,320 --> 02:14:00,280
Like, are you good? 
And basically Ben goes on to 

2739
02:14:00,280 --> 02:14:02,640
say, dude, I got one day of in 
school suspension. 

2740
02:14:02,640 --> 02:14:04,640
He's like, OK, well, I saw the 
girl yesterday. 

2741
02:14:04,640 --> 02:14:05,960
She just getting suspension 
later. 

2742
02:14:06,320 --> 02:14:09,520
And that's when Ben goes on to 
say, Billy, dude, no. 

2743
02:14:09,680 --> 02:14:12,920
The principal literally laughed 
at me when I said that, like, 

2744
02:14:12,920 --> 02:14:15,120
what she did. 
And I asked her to get punished.

2745
02:14:15,600 --> 02:14:18,360
And yeah, unfortunately, that 
was the ruling that the school 

2746
02:14:18,360 --> 02:14:21,480
gave for this. 
Guys, sometimes life is unfair. 

2747
02:14:21,480 --> 02:14:24,160
And this is an example. 
What's up, guys? 

2748
02:14:24,160 --> 02:14:25,920
Welcome back to a brand new 
story. 

2749
02:14:25,920 --> 02:14:29,600
Today we have a story time of a 
Minecraft kid who thinks that 

2750
02:14:29,600 --> 02:14:33,680
Minecraft is real, that the real
world is Minecraft, and that 

2751
02:14:33,680 --> 02:14:36,680
there is no difference at all. 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

2752
02:14:36,680 --> 02:14:39,400
So sit back, relax, subscribe if
you're new, and let's jump right

2753
02:14:39,400 --> 02:14:40,880
into it. 
So we're going to call the 

2754
02:14:40,880 --> 02:14:42,920
subscriber who submitted this 
story, Alex. 

2755
02:14:42,920 --> 02:14:46,000
So anyways, Alex had to go 
babysit his cousin, and Alex 

2756
02:14:46,000 --> 02:14:48,440
really didn't want to spend his 
weekend babysitting his cousin. 

2757
02:14:48,440 --> 02:14:51,440
But at the end of the day, what 
choice did Alex have? 

2758
02:14:51,440 --> 02:14:54,080
I mean, Alexis moms like, bro, 
you're going to do it. 

2759
02:14:54,080 --> 02:14:56,440
And when your mom tells you to 
do something, I don't know about

2760
02:14:56,440 --> 02:14:57,920
you, but you just got to do it, 
man. 

2761
02:14:57,920 --> 02:15:00,520
You just got to do it. 
Anyway, so Alex heads over to 

2762
02:15:00,520 --> 02:15:03,000
his cousin's house. 
It's about like a 20 minute walk

2763
02:15:03,000 --> 02:15:06,200
from his house because they live
in pretty much the same area, so

2764
02:15:06,440 --> 02:15:09,040
it's not that big of a deal. 
But he gets over there and 

2765
02:15:09,040 --> 02:15:11,000
Alex's cousin, we're actually 
OK. 

2766
02:15:11,000 --> 02:15:12,480
So we're going to call 
throughout the rest of this 

2767
02:15:12,480 --> 02:15:15,280
video. 
Minecraft kid equals Alex's 

2768
02:15:15,280 --> 02:15:17,120
cousin. 
So when I say the Minecraft kid,

2769
02:15:17,160 --> 02:15:19,000
I'm speaking about Alex's 
cousin. 

2770
02:15:19,360 --> 02:15:22,720
So anyways, the Minecraft kids 
mom gets to the door, Alex's 

2771
02:15:22,720 --> 02:15:25,840
aunt, and she's like, Alex, 
thank you so much for coming. 

2772
02:15:26,280 --> 02:15:28,640
Like, I know this is on super 
short notice. 

2773
02:15:28,800 --> 02:15:31,920
I'm so sorry about that. 
There's just really nothing like

2774
02:15:31,920 --> 02:15:35,120
I, I, I needed someone to come 
and I was posting on Facebook 

2775
02:15:35,120 --> 02:15:37,840
and your mom offered you look, I
will be paying you. 

2776
02:15:38,040 --> 02:15:40,560
And Alex, Tim's was kind of 
thinking to himself, oh word. 

2777
02:15:40,560 --> 02:15:43,040
Like I'm getting paid like this 
actually isn't the worst deal 

2778
02:15:43,040 --> 02:15:44,840
ever. 
And yeah, so she's like, I'm so 

2779
02:15:44,840 --> 02:15:47,800
sorry about that. 
Like, look, I know you haven't 

2780
02:15:47,800 --> 02:15:51,040
seen your cousin in a second 
because Alex's little cousin, 

2781
02:15:51,040 --> 02:15:55,160
the Minecraft kid was like 7 and
Alex was like 15. 

2782
02:15:55,160 --> 02:15:56,720
So they didn't really have a lot
in common. 

2783
02:15:56,720 --> 02:15:59,760
Believe it or not, the 
seven-year olds and the 15 year 

2784
02:15:59,760 --> 02:16:02,160
olds don't really have a lot in 
common. 

2785
02:16:02,360 --> 02:16:04,960
I mean, Alex might be like, yo 
dude, this girl's super hot. 

2786
02:16:04,960 --> 02:16:07,840
He's like, what's a girl bro? 
Like, isn't that just a guy with

2787
02:16:07,840 --> 02:16:10,560
long hair? 
But yeah, anyways, one thing 

2788
02:16:10,560 --> 02:16:12,600
they might have in common is 
they both kind of like 

2789
02:16:12,600 --> 02:16:15,120
Minecraft. 
However, the Minecraft kid likes

2790
02:16:15,120 --> 02:16:16,960
it to a little bit of a 
different extreme. 

2791
02:16:17,280 --> 02:16:20,200
So anyways, Alex's aunt like is,
you know, at the door talking 

2792
02:16:20,280 --> 02:16:24,040
him and that's when the 
Minecraft kid AKA Alexis cousin 

2793
02:16:24,200 --> 02:16:28,400
walks down the stairs and Alexis
aunt turns around, says perfect 

2794
02:16:28,400 --> 02:16:31,480
Minecraft kid says his name. 
But Minecraft kid like you 

2795
02:16:31,480 --> 02:16:35,080
remember your cousin, right? 
And Alex kind of looks at him, 

2796
02:16:35,320 --> 02:16:38,639
gives kind of like a smile, very
forced but whatever, but gives a

2797
02:16:38,639 --> 02:16:42,360
smile and waves. 
And bro, his little cousin 

2798
02:16:42,600 --> 02:16:45,600
doesn't even wait a second, 
doesn't introduce himself, 

2799
02:16:45,840 --> 02:16:49,400
doesn't ask how he's doing, 
doesn't say wow, what fine 

2800
02:16:49,400 --> 02:16:53,040
weather we have outside. 
He goes right on to saying, do 

2801
02:16:53,040 --> 02:16:56,959
you believe Minecraft is real? 
Like this is the opener, bro. 

2802
02:16:57,160 --> 02:16:59,400
Like I've heard of a lot of 
pretty crazy pick up lines, but 

2803
02:16:59,400 --> 02:17:01,320
I kind of feel like this is a 
whole new level. 

2804
02:17:01,559 --> 02:17:05,000
Like imagine just like your your
introduction to seeing someone 

2805
02:17:05,240 --> 02:17:08,160
who we haven't seen in years. 
Even though you live pretty 

2806
02:17:08,160 --> 02:17:09,320
close, you haven't seen them in 
years. 

2807
02:17:09,840 --> 02:17:14,480
Your introduction to seeing them
is asking them if they believe 

2808
02:17:14,600 --> 02:17:18,000
if Minecraft the video game. 
Very good game by the way. 

2809
02:17:18,080 --> 02:17:20,240
I mean I play the background of 
almost all my videos. 

2810
02:17:20,799 --> 02:17:22,879
But if that game. 
Is real. 

2811
02:17:23,400 --> 02:17:25,080
Yeah. 
That's how we started the whole 

2812
02:17:25,080 --> 02:17:27,879
thing off. 
So Alex kind of looks at his 

2813
02:17:27,879 --> 02:17:31,879
little cousin suspiciously. 
Not suspiciously, but just kind 

2814
02:17:31,879 --> 02:17:34,639
of looking at him like, bro, 
what did you say? 

2815
02:17:34,639 --> 02:17:37,160
Like what? 
And you know, his little 

2816
02:17:37,160 --> 02:17:37,879
cousin's like. 
Yeah. 

2817
02:17:38,639 --> 02:17:40,879
Like dude, do you think? 
Minecraft is real or not. 

2818
02:17:41,440 --> 02:17:45,760
Alex is once again giving him a 
look of like bro, I don't know 

2819
02:17:45,760 --> 02:17:48,760
what you're saying right now. 
Like, I really don't believe I'm

2820
02:17:48,760 --> 02:17:51,320
hearing what you're saying 
correctly because you're saying 

2821
02:17:51,320 --> 02:17:53,600
some non, you're saying some 
goofy nonsense right now. 

2822
02:17:53,920 --> 02:17:55,879
But Alex goes on to say like, 
all right, in his head he's 

2823
02:17:55,879 --> 02:17:58,680
like, all right, this kids, like
7 or whatever. 

2824
02:17:58,879 --> 02:18:02,200
He probably believes, like, I 
don't know, the fairy Princess 

2825
02:18:02,200 --> 02:18:05,200
that like, I don't know, gives 
him like he probably believes a 

2826
02:18:05,200 --> 02:18:08,520
lot of things, right? 
Like, Oh my God, like Star Wars 

2827
02:18:08,520 --> 02:18:11,400
is real too, and Disney 
characters are real. 

2828
02:18:11,400 --> 02:18:15,080
So whatever, right? 
Alex goes on to say he doesn't, 

2829
02:18:15,080 --> 02:18:17,480
like, play into it because Alex 
had an option of being like, 

2830
02:18:17,480 --> 02:18:20,160
yeah, sure, which he probably 
should have done in retrospect, 

2831
02:18:20,160 --> 02:18:21,760
as you'll see later on in the 
story. 

2832
02:18:22,280 --> 02:18:26,920
But he's like, yeah, no, it's, I
don't think Minecraft is real, 

2833
02:18:26,920 --> 02:18:29,000
man. 
But it's a really great game. 

2834
02:18:29,520 --> 02:18:31,799
One would have thought that that
would have been a totally fine 

2835
02:18:31,799 --> 02:18:33,600
response. 
Like one would have thought that

2836
02:18:33,600 --> 02:18:35,840
if you said that, that you would
have been off the hook. 

2837
02:18:35,840 --> 02:18:38,400
Like, who cares, right? 
Maybe you don't think Minecraft 

2838
02:18:38,400 --> 02:18:42,200
is the greatest game ever. 
However, you enjoy the game, you

2839
02:18:42,200 --> 02:18:43,719
give it, you know what it's 
worth. 

2840
02:18:43,719 --> 02:18:45,840
You know, you give it the 
respect it deserves. 

2841
02:18:46,240 --> 02:18:49,600
However, the Minecraft kid, AKA 
his little cousin, you could 

2842
02:18:49,600 --> 02:18:52,840
just see in his face, his face 
turns sour immediately. 

2843
02:18:53,080 --> 02:18:56,120
He just comes into this big 
angry frown. 

2844
02:18:56,120 --> 02:18:59,120
He's like, what do you mean? 
You don't think Minecraft is 

2845
02:18:59,120 --> 02:19:00,959
real? 
Like, of course it's real. 

2846
02:19:01,040 --> 02:19:03,400
There's trees in Minecraft and 
there's trees in real life. 

2847
02:19:03,680 --> 02:19:06,360
There's grass in Minecraft and 
there's grass in real life. 

2848
02:19:06,559 --> 02:19:10,559
Prove me wrong. 
And Alex was literally just went

2849
02:19:10,559 --> 02:19:14,520
on to say, well, they're Dragons
in Minecraft and there's no 

2850
02:19:14,520 --> 02:19:16,240
Dragons. 
And that's when the, you know, 

2851
02:19:16,240 --> 02:19:18,639
the Minecraft kid, AKA his 
little cousin, burst into 

2852
02:19:18,639 --> 02:19:20,600
laughter. 
He's like, of course they're 

2853
02:19:20,600 --> 02:19:22,959
Dragons. 
They're just a, of course there 

2854
02:19:22,959 --> 02:19:25,559
were Dragons. 
They just went extinct. 

2855
02:19:25,639 --> 02:19:28,959
Why do you think we see them all
the time in movies and stuff? 

2856
02:19:29,480 --> 02:19:33,240
And Alex is kind of looking at 
him like, is, is that, is that 

2857
02:19:33,240 --> 02:19:34,879
your reasoning? 
Because you've seen them in 

2858
02:19:34,879 --> 02:19:39,799
movies, therefore it's true 
because movies would never lie. 

2859
02:19:40,080 --> 02:19:41,760
Nope. 
They would never lie. 

2860
02:19:41,760 --> 02:19:44,360
And if you believe so, you're 
officially a hater. 

2861
02:19:44,760 --> 02:19:48,280
No, But eventually Alex is like,
all right, man, maybe Minecraft 

2862
02:19:48,280 --> 02:19:50,480
is real. 
He's not trying to make the kid 

2863
02:19:50,480 --> 02:19:52,680
mad. 
And this whole time, Alex's 

2864
02:19:52,680 --> 02:19:55,840
aunt, AKA the mother of the 
Minecraft kid, is kind of just 

2865
02:19:55,840 --> 02:20:00,840
standing there awkwardly, like I
should I intervene, like. 

2866
02:20:01,600 --> 02:20:04,440
Try to say something like this 
is definitely very weird. 

2867
02:20:04,440 --> 02:20:07,600
But do I? 
Do I say something? 

2868
02:20:07,600 --> 02:20:08,440
No, no. 
OK. 

2869
02:20:08,440 --> 02:20:09,400
OK. 
Yeah. 

2870
02:20:09,400 --> 02:20:12,320
So she kind of said, All right, 
well, guys, have fun tonight. 

2871
02:20:12,520 --> 02:20:13,960
Got to go. 
Alex. 

2872
02:20:13,960 --> 02:20:16,600
Here's my number. 
If you need anything, you know, 

2873
02:20:16,640 --> 02:20:19,520
there's a pizza in the fridge. 
Just slap in the microwave or 

2874
02:20:19,520 --> 02:20:21,080
put in the oven for 20 minutes 
or something. 

2875
02:20:21,280 --> 02:20:23,000
We'll be back. 
Call me if you need anything. 

2876
02:20:23,000 --> 02:20:24,280
She gets out the door and 
leaves. 

2877
02:20:24,920 --> 02:20:26,320
So Alex is kind of staying 
there. 

2878
02:20:26,880 --> 02:20:32,920
A little bit awkward, like OK. 
And the Minecraft kid says, hey,

2879
02:20:33,200 --> 02:20:35,040
we got a pool in the back if 
you'd like to go. 

2880
02:20:35,440 --> 02:20:37,480
And Alex is like, OK, word. 
Sure. 

2881
02:20:37,480 --> 02:20:39,840
Because Alex is like, dude, what
am I going to do with this kid? 

2882
02:20:40,200 --> 02:20:42,560
If I I feel like if I say 
anything, he's going to get mad 

2883
02:20:42,560 --> 02:20:45,120
at me Because Alex was like, I 
literally just said that 

2884
02:20:45,120 --> 02:20:48,480
Minecraft, the video game 
doesn't exist in real life. 

2885
02:20:48,800 --> 02:20:52,240
And this kid flipped out on me. 
Like what am I legitimately? 

2886
02:20:52,240 --> 02:20:54,000
What am I supposed to do at this
point? 

2887
02:20:54,200 --> 02:20:55,760
Like what? 
Can what can? 

2888
02:20:55,760 --> 02:20:58,680
I do, bro. 
I can't say anything right? 

2889
02:20:58,960 --> 02:21:03,120
Yeah, but anyways, Alex was 
pretty excited to hear OK, we 

2890
02:21:03,120 --> 02:21:05,200
got something to do. 
So the Minecraft kid ran 

2891
02:21:05,200 --> 02:21:08,120
upstairs and put on his swim 
trunks or whatever and Alex 

2892
02:21:08,120 --> 02:21:10,800
didn't bring any swimming 
clothes because he didn't think 

2893
02:21:10,800 --> 02:21:13,080
he was going to go swimming. 
It had been such a long time 

2894
02:21:13,080 --> 02:21:16,240
since he went to his little 
cousins house that he actually 

2895
02:21:16,240 --> 02:21:17,840
completely forgot that they had 
a pool. 

2896
02:21:18,280 --> 02:21:20,840
So they go out there and you 
know, Alex is like, all right, 

2897
02:21:20,840 --> 02:21:23,000
ma'am, I'm going to sit here. 
You can have fun or whatever. 

2898
02:21:23,000 --> 02:21:25,720
Because Alex's plan was, you 
know, maybe drag this out a 

2899
02:21:25,720 --> 02:21:29,040
little bit, let him play by 
himself in his pool or whatever 

2900
02:21:29,040 --> 02:21:31,440
for an hour, maybe an hour and a
half. 

2901
02:21:31,440 --> 02:21:35,840
Alex can go on his phone, maybe 
watch some videos, maybe hop on 

2902
02:21:35,840 --> 02:21:37,720
a call with some friends. 
I I don't know, he can do a lot 

2903
02:21:37,720 --> 02:21:40,720
of things right. 
However, he goes out there and 

2904
02:21:40,720 --> 02:21:45,040
he watched the Minecraft kid 
jump into the pool and the 

2905
02:21:45,040 --> 02:21:48,000
Minecraft kid went underwater. 
Because you know, when you go in

2906
02:21:48,000 --> 02:21:51,000
the water, you can swim around, 
you can swim under it, you can 

2907
02:21:51,000 --> 02:21:55,040
do a lot of things. 
However, the Minecraft kid was 

2908
02:21:55,040 --> 02:21:59,440
not coming up above the water. 
So immediately Alex is like, oh,

2909
02:21:59,440 --> 02:22:02,440
shoot. 
Alex rips off his shirt like 

2910
02:22:02,760 --> 02:22:05,960
keeps his like pants on. 
He bro, bro's got shorts, right?

2911
02:22:06,080 --> 02:22:08,920
But these aren't like 
thankfully, right. 

2912
02:22:09,160 --> 02:22:12,240
These are like kind of gym 
shorts, but at the same time, 

2913
02:22:12,240 --> 02:22:14,800
these aren't swim shorts. 
He's really not trying to jump 

2914
02:22:14,800 --> 02:22:18,280
in, but his little cousin is not
looking like he's coming up. 

2915
02:22:18,440 --> 02:22:20,960
So Alex is not letting a kid 
drown on his watch. 

2916
02:22:20,960 --> 02:22:23,200
No chance. 
So Alex is like takes his phone 

2917
02:22:23,200 --> 02:22:26,520
out of his pocket, takes his 
wallet out, jumps in, scoops his

2918
02:22:26,520 --> 02:22:28,480
little cousin up and brings him 
above the surface. 

2919
02:22:28,480 --> 02:22:34,000
His little cousin's like, Alex 
is like, what happened? 

2920
02:22:34,200 --> 02:22:36,000
So at this point, Alex is in the
water. 

2921
02:22:36,000 --> 02:22:40,120
So I've scooped him up and the 
Minecraft kids, like I was 

2922
02:22:40,360 --> 02:22:43,160
trying to press space, but I 
wasn't going up. 

2923
02:22:43,400 --> 02:22:46,040
And Alex is like, bro, what? 
And that's when he remembered 

2924
02:22:46,040 --> 02:22:50,400
that in Minecraft, in Minecraft,
if you're underwater, if you 

2925
02:22:50,400 --> 02:22:53,240
hold space, I'm pretty sure if 
you hold space, if you hold 

2926
02:22:53,240 --> 02:22:55,280
space, you'll start to float to 
the surface. 

2927
02:22:55,280 --> 02:22:57,880
And if you don't, you'll sync. 
So the Minecraft kids, like, I 

2928
02:22:57,880 --> 02:23:00,520
was holding space, I was holding
space in real life. 

2929
02:23:00,640 --> 02:23:02,000
I was holding space in real 
life. 

2930
02:23:02,000 --> 02:23:04,680
Why didn't it work? 
Alex is kind of just looking at 

2931
02:23:04,680 --> 02:23:09,560
him with this look of bro, you 
cannot be serious right now. 

2932
02:23:09,840 --> 02:23:12,200
Real quick if you made it as far
into the video comment Minecraft

2933
02:23:12,200 --> 02:23:13,920
down below. 
Leave a like on the video for 

2934
02:23:13,920 --> 02:23:16,600
your free nothing as well. 
I will try to hard all the 

2935
02:23:16,600 --> 02:23:19,440
comments to say Minecraft. 
If I got the time I'll do it. 

2936
02:23:19,440 --> 02:23:22,080
And if you want to support the 
channel, the best thing you can 

2937
02:23:22,080 --> 02:23:25,600
do is after this video watch 
another one of my videos. 

2938
02:23:25,640 --> 02:23:29,160
I'm going to link a story time 
playlist in the pin comment or 

2939
02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:30,560
just watch another one of my 
videos. 

2940
02:23:31,080 --> 02:23:35,480
Anyways, so Alex tries to 
explain to this kid that first 

2941
02:23:35,480 --> 02:23:38,920
of all, what does he even mean 
by hold space in real life? 

2942
02:23:39,000 --> 02:23:40,400
Like what do you mean you're 
holding space? 

2943
02:23:40,400 --> 02:23:42,160
Or maybe it's shift. 
I don't know, one of those two 

2944
02:23:42,600 --> 02:23:43,880
and he's like the Minecraft 
kids. 

2945
02:23:43,880 --> 02:23:45,480
Like, I don't know, but I was 
definitely doing it. 

2946
02:23:46,040 --> 02:23:48,520
And Alex is like, all right, 
well, this is the real life. 

2947
02:23:48,520 --> 02:23:51,840
This is not Minecraft. 
To swim up, you need to push 

2948
02:23:51,840 --> 02:23:53,920
your arms and push the water 
upwards. 

2949
02:23:54,320 --> 02:24:01,840
And Alex is like, but, but 
Minecraft is real life at this 

2950
02:24:01,840 --> 02:24:03,320
point. 
Alex is like, all right, this 

2951
02:24:03,320 --> 02:24:06,440
kids a lost 'cause he's like, 
OK, I think we should go inside.

2952
02:24:06,800 --> 02:24:08,600
So, yeah, sure enough, they're 
going inside. 

2953
02:24:09,000 --> 02:24:12,240
And the little, the, the little 
cousin, AKA the Minecraft kid, 

2954
02:24:12,560 --> 02:24:14,280
he's looking extra angry right 
now. 

2955
02:24:14,480 --> 02:24:18,280
He's looking very upset. 
And Alex thinks himself, well, 

2956
02:24:18,280 --> 02:24:22,280
he's obviously very upset 
because I don't know, I, I took 

2957
02:24:22,280 --> 02:24:25,360
him out of the water early. 
And Loki, Alex was a little bit 

2958
02:24:25,360 --> 02:24:27,920
upset about that too, because 
Bro was trying to go in the 

2959
02:24:27,920 --> 02:24:30,320
water as well. 
I mean it, I mean, I'm not, he 

2960
02:24:30,320 --> 02:24:32,720
wasn't trying to go in the water
as well, but Bro was trying to 

2961
02:24:32,720 --> 02:24:35,960
sit outside while the Minecraft 
kid was in the water because it 

2962
02:24:35,960 --> 02:24:38,720
was easy. 
He could go on his phone and he 

2963
02:24:38,720 --> 02:24:41,480
had no idea what he was going to
do to entertain the Minecraft 

2964
02:24:41,480 --> 02:24:44,440
kid for the next couple hours. 
Entertaining kids was not a 

2965
02:24:44,440 --> 02:24:47,320
specialty, man. 
So anyways, they walk inside. 

2966
02:24:47,480 --> 02:24:50,040
He puts the pizza in the oven, 
the Minecraft kids just sitting 

2967
02:24:50,040 --> 02:24:52,280
on the table. 
His arms are crossed and he's 

2968
02:24:52,280 --> 02:24:55,120
got this big pouty face. 
So Alex is like, all right, 

2969
02:24:55,120 --> 02:24:57,640
buddy, what's up? 
Like, I see you got a face. 

2970
02:24:57,640 --> 02:24:59,200
You got a little expression 
going. 

2971
02:24:59,440 --> 02:25:01,000
Tell me. 
What did I? 

2972
02:25:01,000 --> 02:25:04,640
Do what happened this point, you
know, Alex is just like, all 

2973
02:25:04,640 --> 02:25:07,320
right, let's just let's at least
figure out what's going on. 

2974
02:25:07,920 --> 02:25:10,840
And that's when the Minecraft 
kid says, I can't believe what 

2975
02:25:10,840 --> 02:25:13,680
you said earlier. 
And Alex is trying to recall 

2976
02:25:13,680 --> 02:25:15,680
right now. 
He's like, OK, did I say 

2977
02:25:15,680 --> 02:25:17,880
something like offensive or 
something? 

2978
02:25:18,200 --> 02:25:21,640
And Alex was like thinking about
it and thinking about it, he's 

2979
02:25:21,640 --> 02:25:24,280
like, what now? 
I didn't, I didn't say anything.

2980
02:25:24,280 --> 02:25:26,160
What? 
And the Minecraft kids like. 

2981
02:25:26,160 --> 02:25:29,680
You know what you said. 
He starts sniffing a little bit,

2982
02:25:29,680 --> 02:25:31,640
and Alex is starting to get 
really, like, uncomfortable. 

2983
02:25:31,640 --> 02:25:34,360
He's like, dude, like, what did 
I say to this kid to make him 

2984
02:25:34,360 --> 02:25:35,600
cry? 
Like what? 

2985
02:25:36,120 --> 02:25:40,640
Like dudes like. 
You know some of us, some of us 

2986
02:25:40,640 --> 02:25:42,400
just believe. 
And. 

2987
02:25:43,040 --> 02:25:45,040
Alex is like, dude, what did I 
say? 

2988
02:25:45,200 --> 02:25:48,040
What did I say? 
Like I he's like he's a 

2989
02:25:48,040 --> 02:25:51,440
searching his brain, his memory 
for like what could he have 

2990
02:25:51,440 --> 02:25:55,160
possibly said to bring this kid 
to tears hours later? 

2991
02:25:55,360 --> 02:25:57,680
He's like, you know what? 
You're wrong. 

2992
02:25:58,400 --> 02:26:02,680
Minecraft is real at this. 
Point Alex is like bro, there is

2993
02:26:02,680 --> 02:26:07,520
no way that this kid is this 
upset over the fact that I said 

2994
02:26:07,520 --> 02:26:09,760
that Minecraft wasn't real. 
What? 

2995
02:26:10,000 --> 02:26:12,760
Bro it's a video game. 
Chill out. 

2996
02:26:13,000 --> 02:26:13,800
Are you? 
What? 

2997
02:26:14,000 --> 02:26:15,440
Yeah. 
So Alex was just kind of like, 

2998
02:26:15,440 --> 02:26:16,040
bro what? 
What? 

2999
02:26:16,040 --> 02:26:18,680
What is bro doing over here like
this is like? 

3000
02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:22,120
This is crazy bro. 
Like, are you serious right now?

3001
02:26:22,400 --> 02:26:24,640
And he's like, dude, I didn't. 
And so Alex is like, all right. 

3002
02:26:25,400 --> 02:26:28,040
You play along with it. 
He's like, bro, I didn't mean it

3003
02:26:28,040 --> 02:26:29,280
like that. 
Minecraft. 

3004
02:26:29,280 --> 02:26:31,440
A lot of parts of Minecraft are 
real. 

3005
02:26:31,680 --> 02:26:34,920
Like the Minecraft trees, those 
are real. 

3006
02:26:34,920 --> 02:26:38,520
Like trees really do exist. 
Grass in Minecraft, It does 

3007
02:26:38,520 --> 02:26:41,440
exist in the real life. 
All I'm saying is, you know, 

3008
02:26:41,640 --> 02:26:44,200
there's just not creepers 
walking around that are going to

3009
02:26:44,200 --> 02:26:46,960
blow up in your face. 
I'm just saying that's not true.

3010
02:26:46,960 --> 02:26:49,160
And there aren't zombies, don't 
they? 

3011
02:26:49,160 --> 02:26:52,160
Those don't exist, right? 
But a lot of Minecraft is real. 

3012
02:26:52,160 --> 02:26:53,920
So you know what? 
You're right. 

3013
02:26:54,240 --> 02:26:57,640
Minecraft is mostly real because
Alex wasn't going to tell this 

3014
02:26:57,640 --> 02:27:02,360
kid that zombies, Dragons, real 
life skeletons that shot you 

3015
02:27:02,360 --> 02:27:04,720
with bows and arrows. 
He's not about to tell this kid 

3016
02:27:05,040 --> 02:27:07,360
that those things actually exist
because he's not trying to be, 

3017
02:27:07,360 --> 02:27:10,400
you know, he doesn't want like 
to get an angry call from his 

3018
02:27:10,400 --> 02:27:13,000
aunt saying you traumatize my. 
Boy. 

3019
02:27:13,280 --> 02:27:15,720
And told them that zombies were 
going to eat his face. 

3020
02:27:15,840 --> 02:27:17,680
Stuff. 
He just didn't want that call, 

3021
02:27:17,680 --> 02:27:18,680
man. 
You know what? 

3022
02:27:18,680 --> 02:27:20,720
I can respect that. 
I can understand that. 

3023
02:27:21,000 --> 02:27:24,080
However, the Minecraft kid, you 
know, Alex was expecting the 

3024
02:27:24,080 --> 02:27:27,080
Minecraft kids face to change. 
He expected the Minecraft kids 

3025
02:27:27,080 --> 02:27:30,360
face to light up and be like, 
oh, he agrees with me now. 

3026
02:27:30,720 --> 02:27:32,560
Perfect. 
Like everything in the universe 

3027
02:27:32,560 --> 02:27:36,440
is right again. 
But no, the Minecraft kids face 

3028
02:27:36,600 --> 02:27:38,480
still has this grumpy look on 
it. 

3029
02:27:38,800 --> 02:27:41,480
Alex is so confused. 
He's like, well, I said 

3030
02:27:41,480 --> 02:27:43,600
Minecraft was real. 
And the Minecraft kid's like, 

3031
02:27:43,600 --> 02:27:46,520
no, you said some of Minecraft 
is real. 

3032
02:27:46,840 --> 02:27:49,360
All of it is real. 
The whole thing is real. 

3033
02:27:49,640 --> 02:27:52,120
And he crosses his arms. 
He's like, man. 

3034
02:27:52,120 --> 02:27:54,400
And Alex is like, all right, you
know what? 

3035
02:27:54,680 --> 02:27:57,400
We're going to have to agree to 
disagree because Alex just 

3036
02:27:57,400 --> 02:28:00,240
wasn't about to tell this kid 
that zombies and Dragons were 

3037
02:28:00,240 --> 02:28:02,880
actually real. 
He just wasn't about to do that.

3038
02:28:03,000 --> 02:28:04,520
Like he was very close to doing 
that. 

3039
02:28:04,560 --> 02:28:06,480
He was just not about to do 
that, bro. 

3040
02:28:06,760 --> 02:28:08,640
Like that would just be 
stretching his limits like 

3041
02:28:08,640 --> 02:28:11,080
crazy. 
So eventually, here's the Ding 

3042
02:28:11,080 --> 02:28:12,600
of the pizza. 
So Alex is like, all right, 

3043
02:28:12,600 --> 02:28:16,360
well, these pizzas ready, goes 
over to the oven, takes it out, 

3044
02:28:16,360 --> 02:28:18,960
puts it on like the stove or 
whatever and is, you know, 

3045
02:28:18,960 --> 02:28:21,440
preparing to like, cut it up. 
And that's when he turns around 

3046
02:28:21,840 --> 02:28:24,280
to see that the Minecraft kid 
has completely disappeared. 

3047
02:28:24,760 --> 02:28:28,520
He's like, oh, my God, what? 
What now? 

3048
02:28:28,840 --> 02:28:30,120
And he kind of like, walks 
around. 

3049
02:28:30,120 --> 02:28:34,920
He's like, hey, Minecraft kid, 
where Pizza's ready. 

3050
02:28:35,240 --> 02:28:39,840
You should come down. 
Doesn't it smell really good? 

3051
02:28:40,440 --> 02:28:42,240
You should come down, buddy. 
Come. 

3052
02:28:42,240 --> 02:28:44,360
On. 
Come on now. 

3053
02:28:44,520 --> 02:28:46,200
Drop drop, go. 
Beep pizza. 

3054
02:28:46,200 --> 02:28:47,440
Food. 
I don't know. 

3055
02:28:47,680 --> 02:28:50,720
Please, someone, something. 
And that's when he hears a noise

3056
02:28:50,720 --> 02:28:52,720
at the top of the stairs. 
He looks. 

3057
02:28:52,720 --> 02:28:56,520
Up at the top of the stairs. 
And the Minecraft kid has a 

3058
02:28:56,520 --> 02:29:00,720
creeper helmet on and a blue 
Minecraft diamond sword. 

3059
02:29:00,720 --> 02:29:03,480
It's a foam sword, by the way. 
It's not like an actual sword. 

3060
02:29:03,480 --> 02:29:06,480
I hope you guys know that. 
But he has the creeper. 

3061
02:29:06,520 --> 02:29:10,040
He has a creeper helmet on. 
He has the Minecraft sword, and 

3062
02:29:10,040 --> 02:29:15,280
he says you will now pay for 
disrespecting the honor of 

3063
02:29:15,280 --> 02:29:18,360
Minecraft. 
And he like, has his sword. 

3064
02:29:18,560 --> 02:29:20,160
And he starts to walk towards 
him. 

3065
02:29:20,320 --> 02:29:24,280
He's like, you have one second 
to reconsider your words. 

3066
02:29:24,720 --> 02:29:26,760
And you know, at this point, 
Alex is like, what? 

3067
02:29:26,760 --> 02:29:27,600
What, bro? 
What? 

3068
02:29:28,040 --> 02:29:29,520
Because he's like, what? 
What? 

3069
02:29:29,520 --> 02:29:32,200
Like, bro, what is this kid 
saying? 

3070
02:29:32,200 --> 02:29:35,880
Bro what is this kid saying? 
And at this point the Minecraft 

3071
02:29:35,880 --> 02:29:38,640
kids like show you have chosen. 
Gef. 

3072
02:29:38,880 --> 02:29:41,560
And it just runs at him with a 
Minecraft store and starts to 

3073
02:29:41,560 --> 02:29:44,240
whapping him with it like. 
Bop bop bop bop. 

3074
02:29:44,640 --> 02:29:48,280
OK, so in all fairness, this is 
a foam Minecraft sword. 

3075
02:29:48,280 --> 02:29:51,160
It's not like this kid was 
slashing him with an actual 

3076
02:29:51,160 --> 02:29:54,120
sword and just chopping him up 
into pieces or anything. 

3077
02:29:54,560 --> 02:29:58,120
However, bro was kind of hitting
him and it was slapping and so 

3078
02:29:58,120 --> 02:29:59,960
it was like slapping. 
I don't know, it kind of hurt a 

3079
02:29:59,960 --> 02:30:01,560
little bit. 
He's like, so this point Alex is

3080
02:30:01,560 --> 02:30:06,040
like bro stop, stop, stop. 
Like I'm sorry, like whatever. 

3081
02:30:06,320 --> 02:30:09,720
At this point the door opens up 
and the little and the little 

3082
02:30:09,720 --> 02:30:12,600
cousin or the Minecraft kids mom
must have come back early. 

3083
02:30:12,880 --> 02:30:15,360
She's like, hey guys, I'm hung 
and she looks around. 

3084
02:30:15,520 --> 02:30:18,520
She just sees the Minecraft kid 
going like you said Minecraft 

3085
02:30:18,520 --> 02:30:20,840
was fake. 
You will suffer. 

3086
02:30:20,960 --> 02:30:23,160
He goes bop bop, bop bop. 
Just like hitting with the 

3087
02:30:23,160 --> 02:30:26,160
Minecraft sword and Alex who 
also doesn't see that the mom is

3088
02:30:26,160 --> 02:30:27,720
homes. 
Like dude, stop stop stop. 

3089
02:30:27,960 --> 02:30:31,640
And the mom walks over there and
is like Minecraft kid, first 

3090
02:30:31,640 --> 02:30:34,400
name, middle name, last name, 
name says his like full name or 

3091
02:30:34,400 --> 02:30:36,400
whatever. 
You are disrespecting your 

3092
02:30:36,400 --> 02:30:39,360
babysitter who came here very 
last minute just because he said

3093
02:30:39,360 --> 02:30:42,880
your video games are real picks.
And the mom picks the Minecraft 

3094
02:30:42,880 --> 02:30:46,600
kid up by the scruff of his 
neck, right, and drags him 

3095
02:30:46,600 --> 02:30:48,040
upstairs and. 
It's like you were going to be 

3096
02:30:48,040 --> 02:30:49,280
grounded for the rest. 
Of the night. 

3097
02:30:49,440 --> 02:30:51,840
Give me that. 
Takes the Minecraft sword off of

3098
02:30:51,840 --> 02:30:54,320
him but the whole time he still 
has that creeper helmet on. 

3099
02:30:54,600 --> 02:30:57,400
Anyways the mom gets there early
and is like or like after 

3100
02:30:57,400 --> 02:30:59,960
putting him up there walks down.
I was like, hey, I got back 

3101
02:30:59,960 --> 02:31:01,480
early. 
I just it didn't take as long as

3102
02:31:01,480 --> 02:31:04,320
I thought it would. 
Thank you so much for spending 

3103
02:31:04,320 --> 02:31:08,240
with the, you know, spending the
time that you had with him. 

3104
02:31:08,520 --> 02:31:11,640
I'm sorry he was so upset about 
about that nonsense. 

3105
02:31:11,640 --> 02:31:14,400
You know, my son's very 
impressionable, reaches into her

3106
02:31:14,400 --> 02:31:16,840
wallet, hands him a 20. 
Thank you for your time. 

3107
02:31:16,840 --> 02:31:18,920
And Alex is like, hey, a 20. 
Hey, all right. 

3108
02:31:19,520 --> 02:31:22,200
If you need me to come back, 
like, I don't know if you're 

3109
02:31:22,200 --> 02:31:25,160
going to be paying me 20s, then 
like I might be able to show up 

3110
02:31:25,160 --> 02:31:26,520
again. 
Click on the video on screen 

3111
02:31:26,520 --> 02:31:28,080
right now. 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

3112
02:31:28,080 --> 02:31:31,760
Just click it, do it. 
How's it going everyone? 

3113
02:31:31,760 --> 02:31:34,800
I hope you're having a good day 
today we got some crazy emo kid 

3114
02:31:34,800 --> 02:31:36,440
stories. 
I know for a fact you will 

3115
02:31:36,440 --> 02:31:39,000
enjoy. 
So sit back, relax, subscribe to

3116
02:31:39,000 --> 02:31:41,720
the channel if you're new, and 
let's call the first subscriber 

3117
02:31:41,720 --> 02:31:44,680
submitted the story Hank. 
By the way, all these episodes 

3118
02:31:44,680 --> 02:31:47,800
are on Spotify and they normally
come out a couple hours early on

3119
02:31:47,800 --> 02:31:50,120
Spotify, so make sure to check 
that out first link in the 

3120
02:31:50,120 --> 02:31:52,240
description. 
Anyways, back to the story. 

3121
02:31:52,240 --> 02:31:54,360
So we're going to call the first
subscriber who submitted the 

3122
02:31:54,360 --> 02:31:56,920
story Hank. 
And anyways, this all happened 

3123
02:31:56,920 --> 02:31:58,440
when Hank was shopping at the 
mall. 

3124
02:31:58,600 --> 02:32:00,960
So Hank used to we should go to 
the mall to shop with his 

3125
02:32:00,960 --> 02:32:02,400
friends. 
You know, it was just a fun 

3126
02:32:02,400 --> 02:32:04,480
place to hang out. 
They didn't really have a lot of

3127
02:32:04,480 --> 02:32:07,640
other places that they could go 
in the town that they lived in. 

3128
02:32:07,640 --> 02:32:09,400
So the mall was probably their 
best bet. 

3129
02:32:09,720 --> 02:32:12,200
And sure enough, one of these 
days, one of Hank's friends 

3130
02:32:12,200 --> 02:32:14,520
wanted to shop at this place 
called Hot Topic. 

3131
02:32:14,760 --> 02:32:17,700
If you don't know Hot Topics, a 
place where they have a lot of 

3132
02:32:17,700 --> 02:32:22,000
T-shirts and other kind of 
apparel that is very, I don't 

3133
02:32:22,000 --> 02:32:24,960
know, like fast fashiony brand 
centric. 

3134
02:32:24,960 --> 02:32:29,000
Like it's very much like you'll 
have a lot of different brands 

3135
02:32:29,000 --> 02:32:31,800
or kind of like you'll find a 
lot of band T-shirts, a lot of 

3136
02:32:31,800 --> 02:32:35,320
kind of like, OK, so a lot of 
different stuffs at Hot Topic. 

3137
02:32:35,320 --> 02:32:37,960
But one kind of theme of 
clothing that you'll see at Hot 

3138
02:32:37,960 --> 02:32:44,080
Topic is emo style clothing, if 
that makes sense, Like really 

3139
02:32:44,080 --> 02:32:46,760
black clothing, edgy clothing, 
stuff like that. 

3140
02:32:47,040 --> 02:32:48,800
Just so you know, like I have 
nothing against it. 

3141
02:32:48,800 --> 02:32:51,520
If you dress like that, I think 
it's a cool enough style. 

3142
02:32:51,520 --> 02:32:54,400
I think you're fine if you even 
if you identify as like, oh, 

3143
02:32:54,400 --> 02:32:57,200
I'm, I'm emo in the way I dress 
or act or whatever, I don't 

3144
02:32:57,200 --> 02:32:59,440
really care. 
Live your life, however, as long

3145
02:32:59,440 --> 02:33:01,920
as you don't act, as long as you
don't act like the kids in these

3146
02:33:01,920 --> 02:33:04,680
videos, especially this one, 
you're chill with me. 

3147
02:33:04,680 --> 02:33:07,920
But anyways, Hank just was like,
OK, man, like you want to go to 

3148
02:33:07,920 --> 02:33:10,320
a Hot Topic, That's fine. 
Hank hadn't really been in that 

3149
02:33:10,400 --> 02:33:12,400
much, so he didn't really know 
what to expect. 

3150
02:33:12,640 --> 02:33:14,960
So Hank was walking into the, 
you know, the hot topic, and he 

3151
02:33:14,960 --> 02:33:17,120
was looking around and there's a
whole host of people. 

3152
02:33:17,320 --> 02:33:19,400
And Hank's friend was like, all 
right, man, like, I'm going to 

3153
02:33:19,400 --> 02:33:21,240
go, like, I'm going to go to the
back of the room. 

3154
02:33:21,240 --> 02:33:22,640
I know what I want. 
I'm going to go in their 

3155
02:33:22,640 --> 02:33:25,080
skateboard section. 
You can kind of just wander 

3156
02:33:25,080 --> 02:33:27,040
around here. 
I'll be out when I'm done. 

3157
02:33:27,240 --> 02:33:28,840
So Hank was totally fine with 
this. 

3158
02:33:28,840 --> 02:33:31,400
And Hank kind of like was 
wandering around and he walked 

3159
02:33:31,400 --> 02:33:33,960
over to one of the T-shirt 
aisles or one of the T-shirt 

3160
02:33:33,960 --> 02:33:36,560
rack aisles. 
And that's when he accidentally 

3161
02:33:36,560 --> 02:33:40,000
bumped into this kid. 
And this kid turns around and 

3162
02:33:40,000 --> 02:33:43,560
just to paint the picture, this 
kid has super long black hair. 

3163
02:33:43,680 --> 02:33:46,440
He's got like black mascara on, 
black lipstick. 

3164
02:33:46,440 --> 02:33:49,880
He's got black painted nails. 
He's got a spiky collar. 

3165
02:33:50,080 --> 02:33:52,440
He's got like a black band 
T-shirt. 

3166
02:33:52,560 --> 02:33:55,720
He's got like long black jeans. 
And then there's like big black 

3167
02:33:55,720 --> 02:33:57,440
stomper boots. 
I don't know if you know what I 

3168
02:33:57,440 --> 02:33:58,680
know, like if you know what I 
mean. 

3169
02:33:58,680 --> 02:34:01,480
But like those big kind of like 
those big rubber black boots 

3170
02:34:01,480 --> 02:34:02,960
that are pretty popular right 
now. 

3171
02:34:03,280 --> 02:34:07,640
And he turns around and he's 
like, dude, what the heck, bro? 

3172
02:34:08,320 --> 02:34:10,880
And Hank's just like, my fault. 
Like, I didn't mean to bump into

3173
02:34:10,880 --> 02:34:12,960
you like that. 
I was just looking around and 

3174
02:34:12,960 --> 02:34:16,760
wasn't paying attention. 
And the emo kids, like, dude, 

3175
02:34:16,760 --> 02:34:21,240
you're like, like, shut up, bro.
Hank's kind of just looking at 

3176
02:34:21,240 --> 02:34:24,520
him, like, like, I don't really 
know what you mean. 

3177
02:34:24,520 --> 02:34:27,360
Like I didn't do anything. 
Like, are you good? 

3178
02:34:27,680 --> 02:34:30,280
And the emo kids like bro like. 
I don't need to. 

3179
02:34:30,280 --> 02:34:32,520
I don't need to. 
Hear that sass from you bro. 

3180
02:34:32,520 --> 02:34:34,440
Like, I really just don't need 
to hear that. 

3181
02:34:35,040 --> 02:34:37,880
And Hank says once again, like, 
dude, I, I don't know what 

3182
02:34:37,880 --> 02:34:40,680
you're saying. 
Like, I'm sorry, I'll just go 

3183
02:34:40,680 --> 02:34:43,440
the other way. 
And Hank kind of turns around to

3184
02:34:43,440 --> 02:34:45,920
de escalate because he doesn't 
feel like, you know, escalating 

3185
02:34:45,920 --> 02:34:47,960
anything. 
It's just not a good idea to get

3186
02:34:47,960 --> 02:34:50,200
into fights like that. 
And that's when the emo kids 

3187
02:34:50,200 --> 02:34:53,840
like, like, yeah, you would run.
You're dressed like one of those

3188
02:34:53,840 --> 02:34:56,680
jocks anyways. 
Which, like, Hank kind of turned

3189
02:34:56,680 --> 02:34:58,800
around because he didn't know 
what that even means. 

3190
02:34:58,800 --> 02:35:02,400
First of all, I mean, isn't jock
a positive thing? 

3191
02:35:02,400 --> 02:35:05,440
Like, I get that there's a bit 
of a negative connotation of 

3192
02:35:05,440 --> 02:35:07,880
like you're a dumb jock or 
something, but I would have 

3193
02:35:07,880 --> 02:35:10,280
thought that jock would have 
meant like, you're an athlete, 

3194
02:35:10,280 --> 02:35:13,920
which isn't that a good thing? 
Like, I'm kind of confused right

3195
02:35:13,920 --> 02:35:15,080
now. 
Is that not a good thing? 

3196
02:35:15,080 --> 02:35:18,080
You know, and Hank, you know, 
kind of turns back. 

3197
02:35:18,080 --> 02:35:19,600
He's like, dude, like what? 
Why? 

3198
02:35:19,600 --> 02:35:21,680
Like, why are you like making a 
problem with me? 

3199
02:35:21,920 --> 02:35:24,640
I don't have a problem with you.
I don't like you're kind of the 

3200
02:35:24,640 --> 02:35:26,880
one that's making this into 
something because Hank really 

3201
02:35:26,880 --> 02:35:29,880
did believe like I'm not, I'm 
not the one doing anything. 

3202
02:35:30,160 --> 02:35:33,400
It's like 100% this guy who's 
making it something, you know? 

3203
02:35:33,720 --> 02:35:37,160
And, you know, the kids just 
like, well, you know, like 

3204
02:35:37,360 --> 02:35:39,320
you're just looking like a dumb 
jock. 

3205
02:35:39,680 --> 02:35:42,560
Isn't that right, guys? 
And he turns around and there's 

3206
02:35:42,560 --> 02:35:45,440
two other emo kids and they look
very similar to the main emo 

3207
02:35:45,440 --> 02:35:48,040
kid, but they kind of just, you 
know, they're dressed slightly 

3208
02:35:48,040 --> 02:35:50,520
different. 
But really, I mean, it's funny 

3209
02:35:50,520 --> 02:35:53,400
how like non, I saw this on 
South Park, but it's funny how 

3210
02:35:53,400 --> 02:35:56,080
like non conformists all dress 
the same. 

3211
02:35:56,640 --> 02:36:00,080
I'm just like, well, I mean, you
are conforming to something. 

3212
02:36:00,080 --> 02:36:02,920
But anyways, right. 
So the other two kids, the other

3213
02:36:02,920 --> 02:36:05,600
emo kids are kind of there along
too, laughing. 

3214
02:36:05,920 --> 02:36:08,320
And you know, you know, the Hank
is starting to like get upset by

3215
02:36:08,320 --> 02:36:11,320
this because he doesn't really 
care about like these random 

3216
02:36:11,320 --> 02:36:14,800
kids, what they think, except, 
you know, he's got three kids 

3217
02:36:14,960 --> 02:36:18,840
standing there pointing at him, 
laughing in his face when Hank 

3218
02:36:18,840 --> 02:36:21,200
didn't deserve it. 
Like Hank was, you know, Hank 

3219
02:36:21,200 --> 02:36:24,080
was thinking like, look, if I 
deserve this, if I was being 

3220
02:36:24,080 --> 02:36:27,240
like an absolute, like, you 
know, if I was being a jerk to 

3221
02:36:27,240 --> 02:36:31,280
them or for some reason I 
actually did something, sure, 

3222
02:36:31,280 --> 02:36:33,200
maybe I deserve this. 
But Hanks is thinking to 

3223
02:36:33,200 --> 02:36:35,600
himself, like, dude, I don't 
deserve this. 

3224
02:36:35,800 --> 02:36:37,560
I was literally just chilling 
here. 

3225
02:36:37,560 --> 02:36:40,440
I actually bumped into this kid.
Like, I'm sorry about that. 

3226
02:36:40,440 --> 02:36:42,600
Like my fault. 
Once again, my fault. 

3227
02:36:42,920 --> 02:36:45,760
But that's when Hank turned the 
tables on the e-mail kid. 

3228
02:36:46,520 --> 02:36:49,080
And The thing is right, the 
e-mail kid was wearing a band 

3229
02:36:49,080 --> 02:36:51,140
T-shirt. 
And the thing about band 

3230
02:36:51,140 --> 02:36:53,960
T-shirts is, you know, you 
don't, OK, you don't necessarily

3231
02:36:53,960 --> 02:36:57,600
need to know everything about 
some place that you Rep. 

3232
02:36:57,840 --> 02:37:01,000
Like if you wear a T-shirt 
that's from Starbucks and 

3233
02:37:01,000 --> 02:37:03,880
someone's like, OK, well, then 
name all the flavors of like 

3234
02:37:03,920 --> 02:37:06,760
cappuccino you can get. 
It doesn't have to be like that.

3235
02:37:06,760 --> 02:37:09,520
But The thing is, a lot of 
people wear band T-shirts 

3236
02:37:09,520 --> 02:37:12,840
because the band T-shirts look 
sick and they don't know any of 

3237
02:37:12,840 --> 02:37:15,560
the songs from the band, which 
you know, I guess is fine. 

3238
02:37:15,760 --> 02:37:18,800
But like at the end of the day, 
a lot of people will kind of 

3239
02:37:18,800 --> 02:37:20,680
pretend to know it and not 
actually know it. 

3240
02:37:20,960 --> 02:37:23,000
So, you know, Hank was like, 
well, screw it bro. 

3241
02:37:23,000 --> 02:37:26,200
He's like all right, Buddy. 
And he looks at the main emo kid

3242
02:37:26,200 --> 02:37:28,440
and the main emo kid looks at 
him back and he's like, all 

3243
02:37:28,440 --> 02:37:32,480
right, Buddy name ME3 songs from
that band and he points to the 

3244
02:37:32,480 --> 02:37:35,160
emo kids T-shirt. 
And I don't know, maybe it was 

3245
02:37:35,160 --> 02:37:37,920
like Nirvana or something like 
one of those kind of like 

3246
02:37:37,920 --> 02:37:42,440
T-shirts or whatever, which. 
And the emo kid looks at him and

3247
02:37:42,440 --> 02:37:45,280
he has this kind of look of 
shock, this look of Oh my God, 

3248
02:37:45,280 --> 02:37:48,080
like you caught me. 
Kind of the look of like man got

3249
02:37:48,080 --> 02:37:50,080
caught in a trap right here type
of look. 

3250
02:37:50,360 --> 02:37:56,040
And the emo kids kind of like, 
how about you name ME3 songs 

3251
02:37:56,040 --> 02:37:58,560
from this band, bro? 
And he turn and the e-mail kid 

3252
02:37:58,560 --> 02:38:01,560
turns to look back at his e-mail
kids friends as kind of like, 

3253
02:38:01,600 --> 02:38:04,160
oh, what's their reaction to 
that sick burn? 

3254
02:38:04,480 --> 02:38:06,280
And they kind of just look at 
him blankly. 

3255
02:38:07,240 --> 02:38:10,400
The emo kid was kind of 
expecting he would turn around, 

3256
02:38:10,400 --> 02:38:13,720
he'd look back to his friends 
and he'd be like, yeah, wasn't 

3257
02:38:14,120 --> 02:38:16,680
that a crazy burn? 
I totally got them. 

3258
02:38:16,880 --> 02:38:20,120
But his friends look back and 
I'm kind of just like, dude, I 

3259
02:38:20,120 --> 02:38:23,120
don't know how to break it to 
you, but you didn't get him. 

3260
02:38:23,120 --> 02:38:24,600
So the emo kid turns back 
around. 

3261
02:38:24,600 --> 02:38:28,080
He's like, I don't need to. 
I don't need to do anything you 

3262
02:38:28,080 --> 02:38:31,200
say, bro, I'm not going to 
conform to your standards. 

3263
02:38:31,400 --> 02:38:34,040
And then the two emo kids were 
like, yeah, that's right on, 

3264
02:38:34,040 --> 02:38:35,200
bro. 
You're so right. 

3265
02:38:35,200 --> 02:38:38,400
And they, like, DAP him up. 
And Hank at this point is he's 

3266
02:38:38,400 --> 02:38:40,920
just so done. 
He's just like, bro, because he 

3267
02:38:40,920 --> 02:38:42,840
realizes, like, Hank's like, you
know what? 

3268
02:38:42,840 --> 02:38:44,240
I'm not going to fight with 
these kids. 

3269
02:38:44,240 --> 02:38:46,120
These kids are obviously a lost 
cause. 

3270
02:38:46,120 --> 02:38:48,920
This is not worth my time. 
So Hank gets up. 

3271
02:38:49,000 --> 02:38:51,560
He turns around and he's kind of
says, like, whatever, man, like,

3272
02:38:51,560 --> 02:38:53,920
go live your life. 
Hank turns around, starts to 

3273
02:38:53,920 --> 02:38:56,240
walk away. 
And that's when he feels a tug 

3274
02:38:56,240 --> 02:38:58,640
on his pants. 
And he turns around and he sees 

3275
02:38:58,640 --> 02:39:01,760
the emo kid failing to pull down
his pants. 

3276
02:39:02,080 --> 02:39:05,760
So basically the emo kid he 
couldn't like, you know, wanted 

3277
02:39:05,760 --> 02:39:08,280
to like he couldn't let Hank 
just leave by himself. 

3278
02:39:08,280 --> 02:39:09,720
Like he couldn't let him just do
that. 

3279
02:39:09,920 --> 02:39:13,240
He so when Hank turned around 
and started to walk away, the 

3280
02:39:13,240 --> 02:39:16,960
emo kid like went to jump and 
try and pull down his pants to 

3281
02:39:16,960 --> 02:39:20,600
like pants him to embarrass him,
to like impress his emo kid 

3282
02:39:20,600 --> 02:39:23,520
friends and be like, Oh my God, 
I totally owned him dude. 

3283
02:39:23,720 --> 02:39:27,120
So this point, like Hank is 
like, dude, stop pulling down my

3284
02:39:27,120 --> 02:39:30,080
pants, bro. 
And the emo kids like, sorry, I 

3285
02:39:30,080 --> 02:39:32,440
just slipped. 
And he's like, and his emo kid 

3286
02:39:32,440 --> 02:39:35,120
friends laugh along as well. 
At this point, Hanny's getting 

3287
02:39:35,120 --> 02:39:37,840
really annoying. 
He's like, sorry, bro, like I'm 

3288
02:39:37,840 --> 02:39:40,240
not into you like that. 
He's like what? 

3289
02:39:40,360 --> 02:39:42,000
He's like, yeah, you're trying 
to pull down my pants. 

3290
02:39:42,000 --> 02:39:44,200
So you're not you're telling me 
you're not trying to get a peek.

3291
02:39:44,680 --> 02:39:46,880
And the emo kids like, dude, 
it's not like that. 

3292
02:39:46,880 --> 02:39:49,960
I was trying to pants you. 
And then and Hank's like, yeah, 

3293
02:39:50,160 --> 02:39:53,040
you wanted to pants me so you 
could see where my bare bottom. 

3294
02:39:53,040 --> 02:39:55,520
Did you really want to see my 
bare bottom that bad? 

3295
02:39:55,760 --> 02:39:59,240
And this point the the other two
emo kids start laughing a little

3296
02:39:59,240 --> 02:40:01,960
bit and the emo the main emo kid
turns around and he's like. 

3297
02:40:01,960 --> 02:40:03,160
Stop laughing. 
It's not. 

3298
02:40:03,160 --> 02:40:06,000
Funny turns back around. 
He's like dude, you don't know 

3299
02:40:06,000 --> 02:40:10,120
what you just did. 
And the emo kid walks up to the 

3300
02:40:10,160 --> 02:40:12,640
walks up to Hank with his chest 
puffed out. 

3301
02:40:12,640 --> 02:40:14,120
He's like bro. 
You. 

3302
02:40:14,120 --> 02:40:17,000
Literally don't know what you 
just did you. 

3303
02:40:17,000 --> 02:40:20,000
Don't know who you're messing 
with? 

3304
02:40:20,000 --> 02:40:22,720
OK, I don't know if he started 
to tear up or anything, but at 

3305
02:40:22,720 --> 02:40:26,520
the exact same time the mall cop
that happened to be like going 

3306
02:40:26,520 --> 02:40:29,760
around the mall to make sure 
that nothing is happening looks 

3307
02:40:29,760 --> 02:40:33,280
into the hot topic and sees 
basically this kid walk up to 

3308
02:40:33,280 --> 02:40:35,320
this other kid with his chest 
puffed out. 

3309
02:40:35,440 --> 02:40:38,800
So the mall cop outside kind of 
slows down walking and looks 

3310
02:40:38,800 --> 02:40:41,840
inside and sure enough, right, 
you know, Hank is like, hey, 

3311
02:40:41,880 --> 02:40:43,640
look, I'm not looking for any 
trouble. 

3312
02:40:43,800 --> 02:40:46,480
The emo kids like, yeah, that's 
what I thought. 

3313
02:40:46,600 --> 02:40:49,880
You're freaking scared, bro. 
Don't tell me otherwise. 

3314
02:40:50,040 --> 02:40:52,800
You're freaking scared. 
And at this point, Hank's like, 

3315
02:40:52,800 --> 02:40:55,480
dude, I'm not scared. 
It's not like that. 

3316
02:40:55,720 --> 02:40:57,720
I just like, I just don't want 
any trouble. 

3317
02:40:57,720 --> 02:41:00,400
Like you're not worth my time. 
And he's like, I am, you're 

3318
02:41:00,400 --> 02:41:03,960
worth your time. 
I'm worth all of your time plus 

3319
02:41:03,960 --> 02:41:06,480
some because I'm worth more than
you, dude. 

3320
02:41:06,600 --> 02:41:08,840
You don't know who you're 
messing with at this point, 

3321
02:41:08,840 --> 02:41:10,480
right? 
The emo kids was really kind of 

3322
02:41:10,480 --> 02:41:13,640
just showing his true colors and
being like, I mean, kids 

3323
02:41:13,640 --> 02:41:14,920
insecure. 
That's fair enough. 

3324
02:41:14,920 --> 02:41:17,400
He's trying to act all tough in 
front of his friends. 

3325
02:41:17,720 --> 02:41:20,920
So once again, Hank's like, you 
know, he turns around and he's 

3326
02:41:20,920 --> 02:41:22,840
like, all right, man. 
He's like, dude, I'm just not 

3327
02:41:22,840 --> 02:41:25,280
doing this. 
Once again, have a good life. 

3328
02:41:25,520 --> 02:41:28,600
Hank turns around. 
And as Hank's turning around, 

3329
02:41:28,600 --> 02:41:31,520
the emo kid is like in his head,
he's like, I can't let this 

3330
02:41:31,520 --> 02:41:33,880
slide. 
So the emo kid literally raises 

3331
02:41:33,880 --> 02:41:37,440
up his hand and swings on Hank 
real quick. 

3332
02:41:37,440 --> 02:41:39,360
If you made it as far into the 
video, go ahead and comment 

3333
02:41:39,360 --> 02:41:41,160
e-mail down below. 
I just want to see how many 

3334
02:41:41,160 --> 02:41:43,840
people made to the made it to 
the end of this video as I do 

3335
02:41:43,840 --> 02:41:48,080
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support the channel as always is

3336
02:41:48,080 --> 02:41:49,640
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videos. 

3337
02:41:49,640 --> 02:41:52,720
The more watch time you give to 
the channel, the more we get 

3338
02:41:52,720 --> 02:41:55,400
promoted in the algorithm and I 
really really do appreciate it. 

3339
02:41:55,600 --> 02:41:57,240
Let me know in the comments 
section what you do while 

3340
02:41:57,240 --> 02:41:59,920
watching my videos. 
I genuinely want to know just 

3341
02:41:59,920 --> 02:42:02,080
you know all these episodes are 
in Spotify. 

3342
02:42:02,080 --> 02:42:03,960
It's in the description the 
first link. 

3343
02:42:04,160 --> 02:42:06,560
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you have a chance if you want to

3344
02:42:06,560 --> 02:42:09,560
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3345
02:42:09,560 --> 02:42:12,400
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3346
02:42:12,400 --> 02:42:15,600
They're both in the description,
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3347
02:42:15,840 --> 02:42:18,720
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3348
02:42:18,720 --> 02:42:21,280
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Let's get back to the story. 

3349
02:42:21,680 --> 02:42:24,080
So Hank, remember, he turns 
around and Hank's like, dude, 

3350
02:42:24,080 --> 02:42:25,440
I'm not going to deal with you 
like that. 

3351
02:42:25,440 --> 02:42:28,280
It's not worth my time. 
So Hank turns around and the emo

3352
02:42:28,280 --> 02:42:31,560
kid who's like, I can't I can't 
let Hank like one up me. 

3353
02:42:31,560 --> 02:42:35,600
Like I can't let this random kid
like kind of like alpha me in 

3354
02:42:35,600 --> 02:42:37,440
front of my emo kid friends or 
whatever. 

3355
02:42:37,920 --> 02:42:41,120
So Hank turns. 
So as Hank turns around, the emo

3356
02:42:41,120 --> 02:42:43,880
kid swings on him, takes his 
first. 

3357
02:42:44,920 --> 02:42:48,240
The thing is though, the emo 
kid's not like a trained, I 

3358
02:42:48,240 --> 02:42:50,440
don't know, fighter or boxer or 
something. 

3359
02:42:50,680 --> 02:42:54,200
So obviously the emo kid doesn't
make contact with Hank. 

3360
02:42:54,400 --> 02:42:57,800
Instead of making contact with 
Hank, the emo kid nearly misses 

3361
02:42:57,800 --> 02:43:00,720
Hank and his like right hook 
goes right through a rack of 

3362
02:43:00,720 --> 02:43:03,440
clothes. 
The emo kid was also the emo kid

3363
02:43:03,440 --> 02:43:06,960
was really putting his full 
force into this too because once

3364
02:43:07,040 --> 02:43:10,600
once the emo kid misses and 
whiffs on Hank, the emo kid 

3365
02:43:10,600 --> 02:43:13,240
flies forward into the rack of 
clothes. 

3366
02:43:13,400 --> 02:43:16,880
So he basically like pushes 
himself into a rack of clothes, 

3367
02:43:16,880 --> 02:43:20,000
fails to swing on him. 
The mall cop however did see the

3368
02:43:20,000 --> 02:43:23,200
emo kid try and swing on Hank so
he walks in there. 

3369
02:43:23,200 --> 02:43:27,560
Hank turns around and he sees 
the emo kid on the floor in a 

3370
02:43:27,560 --> 02:43:30,840
pile of clothes and he's just so
confused on what happened. 

3371
02:43:32,160 --> 02:43:36,240
And then the Hank turns around 
the other way to see a mall cop 

3372
02:43:36,240 --> 02:43:38,760
standing in front of him. 
So Hanks really confused at this

3373
02:43:38,760 --> 02:43:42,120
moment he's like okay one second
ago I turned away from the emo 

3374
02:43:42,120 --> 02:43:46,040
kid and a second later the emo 
kid is sitting like face first 

3375
02:43:46,040 --> 02:43:49,240
in a pile of clothes and a mall 
cop is standing above me. 

3376
02:43:49,240 --> 02:43:50,960
Like this literally makes no 
sense. 

3377
02:43:51,520 --> 02:43:54,040
And sure enough, you know, the 
mall cops like, hey, hold up 

3378
02:43:54,040 --> 02:43:55,560
everyone, I got to talk to you 
guys. 

3379
02:43:55,800 --> 02:43:58,560
And the two emo kids like from 
the back, like they they get 

3380
02:43:58,560 --> 02:44:00,120
scared and they literally run 
off. 

3381
02:44:00,120 --> 02:44:01,600
They disappear into the rest of 
the stories. 

3382
02:44:01,600 --> 02:44:04,960
OK, you can't get back here. 
But also the mall cop didn't 

3383
02:44:04,960 --> 02:44:07,360
really care that much because 
the the two people that he 

3384
02:44:07,360 --> 02:44:11,120
really wanted to talk to were 
both Hank and the emo kid who 

3385
02:44:11,120 --> 02:44:13,160
swung on him. 
So the emo kid gets up. 

3386
02:44:13,160 --> 02:44:14,880
He's like kind of panting a 
little bit. 

3387
02:44:14,880 --> 02:44:21,120
He's like, and the mall cops 
like, hey, like, hey, I saw you 

3388
02:44:21,120 --> 02:44:23,600
swing on this kid. 
I know you didn't make contact, 

3389
02:44:24,000 --> 02:44:27,280
but you did try and swing on 
this kid is 100% like what's 

3390
02:44:27,280 --> 02:44:29,000
going on here? 
The emo kids. 

3391
02:44:29,000 --> 02:44:30,800
Like dude, I was just defending 
myself. 

3392
02:44:30,880 --> 02:44:33,920
And at this point, you know, 
Hank's like that's not the case.

3393
02:44:33,920 --> 02:44:35,920
Like this. 
Like this kid and I were kind of

3394
02:44:35,920 --> 02:44:38,840
talking back and forth. 
He tried to pull down my pants. 

3395
02:44:39,000 --> 02:44:40,400
I made fun of him for doing 
that. 

3396
02:44:40,400 --> 02:44:43,280
I turned around. 
He tried to swing on me at this 

3397
02:44:43,280 --> 02:44:45,040
point, right? 
You know, the mall cop kind of 

3398
02:44:45,040 --> 02:44:48,880
witnessed the last, the last 60%
of this altercation. 

3399
02:44:49,040 --> 02:44:52,320
So he knows for a fact that he 
saw the emo kid try and pull 

3400
02:44:52,320 --> 02:44:54,080
down the pants and then have an 
argument. 

3401
02:44:54,200 --> 02:44:57,400
So the e-mail kid says, well, 
after I pulled down his pants, 

3402
02:44:57,800 --> 02:45:00,440
this kid tried to swing on me 
and I just defended myself. 

3403
02:45:00,760 --> 02:45:02,840
And The thing is right, that was
a mistake for the e-mail kid 

3404
02:45:02,840 --> 02:45:05,400
because the mall cop have been 
watching the whole thing. 

3405
02:45:05,400 --> 02:45:07,800
So the mall cop knew for a fact 
that that wasn't the case of 

3406
02:45:07,800 --> 02:45:10,640
what happened, so he went. 
So the mall cop goes on to say, 

3407
02:45:10,640 --> 02:45:14,000
like, dude, I know for a fact 
that's not what happened. 

3408
02:45:14,960 --> 02:45:17,640
I saw you guys kind of like 
bickering in the store and I 

3409
02:45:17,640 --> 02:45:20,360
wanted to make sure that we had 
no like nonsense going on. 

3410
02:45:20,560 --> 02:45:22,760
Obviously some nonsense did go 
on. 

3411
02:45:22,760 --> 02:45:24,480
And I, you know, I watched the 
whole thing. 

3412
02:45:24,640 --> 02:45:27,120
I saw you pull down, try and 
pull down this kids pants. 

3413
02:45:27,280 --> 02:45:29,560
He did not swing on you. 
I don't know what he said to you

3414
02:45:29,560 --> 02:45:32,120
that offended you or anything, 
but it's very clearly that, you 

3415
02:45:32,120 --> 02:45:35,760
know, you're the aggressor here 
and like, you know, I can't have

3416
02:45:35,760 --> 02:45:36,840
that. 
So he's like, hey, I'm gonna 

3417
02:45:36,840 --> 02:45:38,960
need you to come with me and the
emo kids. 

3418
02:45:38,960 --> 02:45:42,000
Like, all right, like, all 
right, buddy, go ahead with him.

3419
02:45:42,280 --> 02:45:45,200
And the emo kid is like looking 
at Hank and kind of giving him 

3420
02:45:45,200 --> 02:45:47,440
this look of like, come on, bud.
Like go, go ahead. 

3421
02:45:47,560 --> 02:45:50,360
He's asking for you. 
When in truth that, you know, 

3422
02:45:50,360 --> 02:45:52,200
the mall cop is not asking for 
Hank. 

3423
02:45:52,200 --> 02:45:54,200
The mall cop is asking for the 
emo kid. 

3424
02:45:54,600 --> 02:45:57,640
So the mall cops like, sorry, 
man, you must be mistaken. 

3425
02:45:57,640 --> 02:46:00,320
I'm not asking for this guy over
here pointing to Hank. 

3426
02:46:00,320 --> 02:46:04,200
He's like, I'm asking for you. 
Any points at the emo kid? 

3427
02:46:04,480 --> 02:46:08,400
And the emo kid is so absolutely
stunned by this revelation. 

3428
02:46:09,000 --> 02:46:11,240
He's like, at this point, the 
emo kid is practically 

3429
02:46:11,240 --> 02:46:14,120
speechless. 
The emo kid is standing there is

3430
02:46:14,120 --> 02:46:17,040
just like, you must have some 
kind of you must have some kind 

3431
02:46:17,040 --> 02:46:19,800
of mistake or something. 
Like you can't be talking about 

3432
02:46:19,800 --> 02:46:22,480
me. 
That's insane. 

3433
02:46:22,840 --> 02:46:25,120
Like there's there's no way. 
Like what? 

3434
02:46:25,120 --> 02:46:27,200
What what do you mean? 
Hanks is looking at the emo kid 

3435
02:46:27,200 --> 02:46:30,600
with this bit of a smirk. 
And the the mall cop is kind of 

3436
02:46:30,600 --> 02:46:33,160
like, come on, bud, like we 
don't want to have any trouble 

3437
02:46:33,160 --> 02:46:35,040
here. 
Make this nice and easy for all 

3438
02:46:35,040 --> 02:46:37,040
of us and just come along with 
me. 

3439
02:46:37,480 --> 02:46:39,840
And, you know, at this point, 
the emo kit is looking at Hank 

3440
02:46:39,840 --> 02:46:42,520
and kind of just giving him this
look of like, this isn't over, 

3441
02:46:42,520 --> 02:46:43,800
buddy. 
This isn't over. 

3442
02:46:44,360 --> 02:46:47,240
And Hank is kind of just like, 
wow, this like a lot just went 

3443
02:46:47,240 --> 02:46:50,280
down the last five minutes, you 
know, because this was like no 

3444
02:46:50,280 --> 02:46:52,440
longer than like 10 minutes of 
an altercation. 

3445
02:46:52,720 --> 02:46:55,760
And as soon as the mall cop 
basically drags the e-mail kit 

3446
02:46:55,760 --> 02:46:59,600
away, his friend comes rushing 
up to him and he's like, dude, 

3447
02:46:59,600 --> 02:47:01,120
dude. 
Like I just checked out the 

3448
02:47:01,120 --> 02:47:03,160
thing I was getting. 
And in his hand he had this like

3449
02:47:03,160 --> 02:47:05,600
skateboard thing or whatever. 
He's like, dude, I just saw like

3450
02:47:05,600 --> 02:47:08,520
a mall cop over here. 
I saw some kid getting dragged 

3451
02:47:08,520 --> 02:47:10,600
out of the store. 
Did you happen to see what 

3452
02:47:10,600 --> 02:47:12,760
happened? 
And Hank just looks at his 

3453
02:47:12,760 --> 02:47:16,400
friend and he's like, did I 
happen to see what happened? 

3454
02:47:16,680 --> 02:47:19,040
He's like, buddy, I lived what 
happened? 

3455
02:47:19,320 --> 02:47:22,360
OK, so we're going to call the 
subscriber for the next story. 

3456
02:47:22,360 --> 02:47:25,800
Bobby, I got a little king the 
hill theme going on with these 

3457
02:47:25,800 --> 02:47:27,520
names because I got Bobby and 
Hank. 

3458
02:47:27,840 --> 02:47:29,360
If you know, you know, and 
you're cool. 

3459
02:47:29,680 --> 02:47:33,040
Anyway, so Bobby was like 
hanging out at home one day and 

3460
02:47:33,040 --> 02:47:36,080
one of his friends hits him up. 
And, you know, Bobby, you know, 

3461
02:47:36,080 --> 02:47:38,280
doesn't see this friend this 
often because I happen to be 

3462
02:47:38,280 --> 02:47:41,440
going to two different schools, 
even though they live relatively

3463
02:47:41,440 --> 02:47:43,720
in the same area. 
They're both in high school and 

3464
02:47:43,720 --> 02:47:45,240
they're both seniors in high 
school. 

3465
02:47:45,240 --> 02:47:48,000
So Bobby's friend, who we're 
going to call Ben actually 

3466
02:47:48,000 --> 02:47:49,640
happens to have a car at this 
point. 

3467
02:47:49,920 --> 02:47:52,560
And, you know, Bobby's friend 
Ben hits a Bobby one day and 

3468
02:47:52,560 --> 02:47:54,560
Bobby's just chilling at home. 
And he gets a text from Ben 

3469
02:47:54,560 --> 02:47:56,640
saying, hey, do you want to like
hang out today? 

3470
02:47:56,960 --> 02:47:58,480
And Bobby is feeling kind of 
lazy. 

3471
02:47:58,480 --> 02:47:59,880
So he's like, ah, maybe like, 
what? 

3472
02:47:59,880 --> 02:48:01,800
What do you want to do? 
His friends like do it. 

3473
02:48:01,800 --> 02:48:04,160
I want to go to the skate park. 
And Bobby in his head, he's 

3474
02:48:04,160 --> 02:48:08,360
like, I don't know if I want to 
go like this is, I don't know. 

3475
02:48:08,360 --> 02:48:11,040
I don't know, man. 
I really don't know and Bobby 

3476
02:48:11,040 --> 02:48:13,840
should have stayed home that day
based on what was about to go 

3477
02:48:13,840 --> 02:48:17,160
down but he didn't cuz he wanted
to see his friend Ben and he was

3478
02:48:17,160 --> 02:48:18,800
like wait what else am I gonna 
do today? 

3479
02:48:18,800 --> 02:48:22,280
Watch Netflix? 
I know for a fact by the end of 

3480
02:48:22,280 --> 02:48:24,720
the day, if I'm just sitting 
here watching Netflix, I'm not 

3481
02:48:24,720 --> 02:48:27,560
gonna be a happy camper. 
So sure enough, Bobby text him 

3482
02:48:27,560 --> 02:48:28,840
back. 
He's like, yeah, man, I don't 

3483
02:48:28,840 --> 02:48:31,040
got a ride, but if you can pick 
me up 100%. 

3484
02:48:31,280 --> 02:48:34,680
So sure enough, this friend, I 
don't know, an hour later pulls 

3485
02:48:34,680 --> 02:48:36,680
up to Bobbye house and says, 
hey, man, get in. 

3486
02:48:36,960 --> 02:48:39,200
And Bobby shows up to the 
window. 

3487
02:48:39,200 --> 02:48:41,480
He's like, hey, what's up Ben, 
haven't seen you in forever. 

3488
02:48:42,200 --> 02:48:45,320
Just so you know, I don't have a
skateboard, just so you're 

3489
02:48:45,320 --> 02:48:47,400
aware. 
And Bens, like dude, I got 2 in 

3490
02:48:47,400 --> 02:48:48,600
the back. 
Don't worry about that. 

3491
02:48:48,600 --> 02:48:50,920
I got you. 
So sure enough, Ben hops into 

3492
02:48:50,920 --> 02:48:55,680
the car with Bobby and Bobby 
hops into the car with Ben. 

3493
02:48:55,680 --> 02:48:58,760
They drive over to the skate 
park, which is like 15 minutes 

3494
02:48:58,760 --> 02:49:02,080
away from where Bobby lives, and
they get out and, you know, but 

3495
02:49:02,280 --> 02:49:04,960
Bobby used to skate a little bit
back in the day with his friend.

3496
02:49:04,960 --> 02:49:06,880
It's been a while. 
So he's not going to do any 

3497
02:49:06,880 --> 02:49:09,160
tricks or anything like that, 
but he's just getting along and 

3498
02:49:09,160 --> 02:49:10,480
the he's just getting on the 
board. 

3499
02:49:10,640 --> 02:49:12,520
He's kind of riding around a 
bit, just getting a little bit 

3500
02:49:12,520 --> 02:49:14,640
exercise. 
And mostly he's out there just 

3501
02:49:14,640 --> 02:49:17,080
to hang out with Ben because he 
hasn't seen Ben in a second. 

3502
02:49:17,080 --> 02:49:18,320
And they used to be really 
tight. 

3503
02:49:18,760 --> 02:49:20,800
So sure enough, you know, Bobby 
and Ben are just chilling at the

3504
02:49:20,800 --> 02:49:22,280
skate park. 
They're having a good time. 

3505
02:49:22,280 --> 02:49:23,560
They're kind of just living 
their life. 

3506
02:49:23,800 --> 02:49:27,720
And that's when a group, a 
group, a very specific looking 

3507
02:49:27,720 --> 02:49:32,320
group of these e-mail kids, they
pop out of nowhere basically, 

3508
02:49:32,720 --> 02:49:35,440
and they just appear at the end 
of the skate park. 

3509
02:49:35,440 --> 02:49:37,320
So this skate park is pretty 
big. 

3510
02:49:37,640 --> 02:49:40,160
It's not like a massive 1. 
It's not like where you'd have a

3511
02:49:40,160 --> 02:49:42,960
professional skater event or 
something, but it's a pretty big

3512
02:49:42,960 --> 02:49:44,680
skate park. 
Like the city definitely puts 

3513
02:49:44,680 --> 02:49:46,760
them like a good amount of bread
into making this. 

3514
02:49:47,280 --> 02:49:49,440
So sure enough, you know, 
they're looking over and they 

3515
02:49:49,440 --> 02:49:52,080
see this group of kids. 
And this group of kids has like 

3516
02:49:52,080 --> 02:49:54,640
a ringleader that's like 
standing in front of the other 

3517
02:49:54,640 --> 02:49:56,960
two and he's kind of dressed 
like the other. 

3518
02:49:56,960 --> 02:50:00,080
They're all dressed like kind of
like the other emo kids in the 

3519
02:50:00,080 --> 02:50:02,040
last story time. 
So I'm not gonna go ahead and 

3520
02:50:02,040 --> 02:50:04,000
describe them. 
They're dressed a little bit 

3521
02:50:04,000 --> 02:50:06,680
differently, but it's all kind 
of the same, if you know what I 

3522
02:50:06,680 --> 02:50:08,600
mean. 
So the sure enough, you know, 

3523
02:50:08,600 --> 02:50:10,920
the kids are just standing at 
the end of the park and it's 

3524
02:50:10,920 --> 02:50:13,280
really awkward because like 
Bobby goes over to Ben. 

3525
02:50:13,280 --> 02:50:16,440
He's like dude, like see those 
kids and Ben's like, yeah, just 

3526
02:50:16,440 --> 02:50:19,400
been staring at them and Ben's 
like dude, they just been 

3527
02:50:19,400 --> 02:50:21,800
looking at us for like the last 
thing checks his watch. 

3528
02:50:21,800 --> 02:50:24,120
He's like, dude, they just been 
looking at us for like the last 

3529
02:50:24,320 --> 02:50:27,160
like 2 minutes, bro. 
That's really freaking weird. 

3530
02:50:27,920 --> 02:50:30,280
And, you know, Bobby's like, 
yeah, man, like this is kind of 

3531
02:50:30,280 --> 02:50:32,360
weird. 
I don't totally know, like, 

3532
02:50:32,360 --> 02:50:34,960
what's the deal with all this? 
Like, do you know what's up with

3533
02:50:34,960 --> 02:50:36,640
them? 
And Ben's like, dude, I don't go

3534
02:50:36,640 --> 02:50:38,800
to the skate park. 
Like this is your skate park. 

3535
02:50:39,120 --> 02:50:41,080
And Bobby's like, yeah, I don't 
really skate anymore. 

3536
02:50:41,080 --> 02:50:43,600
So I don't know, maybe this is 
like a place they normally go 

3537
02:50:43,600 --> 02:50:45,400
to. 
Either way, this is kind of 

3538
02:50:45,400 --> 02:50:47,400
weird. 
Let's just stay on this side and

3539
02:50:47,560 --> 02:50:49,200
hopefully they'll stay on their 
side. 

3540
02:50:49,200 --> 02:50:51,440
And if they come over, you know,
hopefully they're cool. 

3541
02:50:51,920 --> 02:50:54,560
Spoiler, they're not cool. 
Yeah, they're they're the 

3542
02:50:54,560 --> 02:50:57,560
farthest thing from cool. 
But anyways, you know, Bobby and

3543
02:50:57,560 --> 02:51:00,400
Bobby and Ben trying to ignore 
these kids as these kids 

3544
02:51:00,400 --> 02:51:03,040
literally they The thing is, 
these kids, they're not, they 

3545
02:51:03,040 --> 02:51:04,960
don't even have skates with they
don't even have like a 

3546
02:51:04,960 --> 02:51:07,000
skateboard with them. 
And you don't need to have a 

3547
02:51:07,000 --> 02:51:08,720
skateboard to hang out at a 
skate park. 

3548
02:51:08,720 --> 02:51:10,800
You know, a park is a park and 
it's a cool place to just hang 

3549
02:51:10,800 --> 02:51:12,600
out some friends. 
That's 100% true. 

3550
02:51:13,280 --> 02:51:16,400
However, I will say it is a 
little weird to like show up in 

3551
02:51:16,400 --> 02:51:20,480
a group of kids or a group of 
like a bunch of people stand 

3552
02:51:20,480 --> 02:51:23,480
there and watch other people 
without saying anything to each 

3553
02:51:23,480 --> 02:51:25,600
other, without doing anything 
like that. 

3554
02:51:25,840 --> 02:51:27,960
I will say that itself is pretty
weird. 

3555
02:51:28,400 --> 02:51:30,680
So sure enough, you know, Bobby 
and Ben are just kind of 

3556
02:51:30,680 --> 02:51:33,200
standing there like, dude, this 
is really freaking weird. 

3557
02:51:33,400 --> 02:51:36,440
What's going on? 
And that's when they look over 

3558
02:51:36,800 --> 02:51:39,480
and sure enough, they see the 
emo kids start to walk closer to

3559
02:51:39,480 --> 02:51:41,240
them. 
Like the emo kids were just 

3560
02:51:41,240 --> 02:51:43,880
standing there for a good solid,
I would say 10 minutes. 

3561
02:51:44,120 --> 02:51:46,520
And that's when the emo kids 
start to walk over to Bobby and 

3562
02:51:46,520 --> 02:51:48,880
Ben. 
And at this point, Ben turns 

3563
02:51:48,880 --> 02:51:51,120
over. 
He's like, dude, what is up with

3564
02:51:51,120 --> 02:51:53,280
your neighborhood, bro? 
Like, why do you always get the 

3565
02:51:53,280 --> 02:51:55,280
weirdos? 
And Bobby's like, dude, it's not

3566
02:51:55,280 --> 02:51:57,120
my fault I don't go here this 
often. 

3567
02:51:57,120 --> 02:51:59,000
I don't know. 
And that's when the group of emo

3568
02:51:59,000 --> 02:52:01,040
kids shows up. 
And there's like, very clearly, 

3569
02:52:01,040 --> 02:52:05,400
like, this is gonna sound weird,
but like an A1, like, OK, I'm 

3570
02:52:05,400 --> 02:52:08,160
not trying to use like, weird, 
like alpha male terms or 

3571
02:52:08,160 --> 02:52:09,880
whatever. 
Oh, Connor, which one's the 

3572
02:52:09,880 --> 02:52:11,040
Sigma male? 
Shut up. 

3573
02:52:11,040 --> 02:52:14,120
If you say that in the comments 
section, ironically, dude, 

3574
02:52:14,360 --> 02:52:17,200
actually shut up. 
But anyways, sure enough, you 

3575
02:52:17,200 --> 02:52:20,360
know, the the kind of like the 
alpha, the pack, whatever that 

3576
02:52:20,360 --> 02:52:26,200
even means in emo pack words is 
like, hey, you 2, I need a word 

3577
02:52:26,200 --> 02:52:28,400
with you. 
And Bobby and Ben kind of just 

3578
02:52:28,400 --> 02:52:30,800
look at each other just like, Oh
my God, like what's going on 

3579
02:52:30,800 --> 02:52:33,200
here? 
This is kind of strange. 

3580
02:52:33,720 --> 02:52:36,400
You know, Bobby Ben kind of like
whispers over to Bobby like, 

3581
02:52:36,760 --> 02:52:39,640
dude, we are never going back to
your park ever again. 

3582
02:52:39,960 --> 02:52:42,000
Bobby kind of just gives him 
this look of like, dude, I can't

3583
02:52:42,000 --> 02:52:44,200
control this. 
So sure enough, the emo kid, 

3584
02:52:44,200 --> 02:52:46,280
let's just call him alpha emo 
kid. 

3585
02:52:46,760 --> 02:52:48,320
Now, I can't say that for much 
longer. 

3586
02:52:48,520 --> 02:52:52,160
The the main emo kid, king of 
the pack or whatever walks up to

3587
02:52:52,160 --> 02:52:54,480
them. 
He's like, bro, do you not 

3588
02:52:54,480 --> 02:52:58,200
unders, do you not know? 
And Bobby and Ben kind of look 

3589
02:52:58,200 --> 02:53:01,200
at each other and you know, 
Bobby speaks up and says no, no,

3590
02:53:01,200 --> 02:53:03,600
like knows what? 
Like, know what an emo kid 

3591
02:53:03,600 --> 02:53:05,120
laughs? 
He's like, you don't know? 

3592
02:53:05,120 --> 02:53:10,000
Then this is our turf, dude. 
And Bobby and Ben kind of look 

3593
02:53:10,000 --> 02:53:13,480
at each other. 
And Ben speaks up like turf emo 

3594
02:53:13,480 --> 02:53:14,400
kids. 
Like, yeah, man, you don't 

3595
02:53:14,400 --> 02:53:15,880
understand. 
This is our turf. 

3596
02:53:16,720 --> 02:53:19,200
And Bobby just means, like, what
was that even mean? 

3597
02:53:19,200 --> 02:53:21,280
And they're like you, dude, you 
don't want to mess with us. 

3598
02:53:21,880 --> 02:53:25,280
And one of them like 
legitimately, legitimately pulls

3599
02:53:25,280 --> 02:53:28,880
out like a wand, not, not like a
knife or something, not like 

3600
02:53:28,880 --> 02:53:30,320
actually trying to be 
intimidating. 

3601
02:53:30,320 --> 02:53:32,400
Like this isn't like, oh, they 
think they're like actually in a

3602
02:53:32,400 --> 02:53:33,920
gang or something. 
This is their turf. 

3603
02:53:34,200 --> 02:53:37,560
They pull out a wand like a 
freaking Harry Potter magic 

3604
02:53:37,560 --> 02:53:39,800
wand. 
And you know, the main emo kids 

3605
02:53:39,800 --> 02:53:42,520
like bro, my boy over here knows
magic. 

3606
02:53:42,880 --> 02:53:44,360
You don't want to mess with him,
dude. 

3607
02:53:45,440 --> 02:53:47,640
And so Bobby and Ben kind of 
look at these kids. 

3608
02:53:47,640 --> 02:53:50,400
And Ben speaks up. 
Ben's a little bit more brash, 

3609
02:53:50,640 --> 02:53:55,360
Ben's a little bit more, I don't
know, confident is maybe the 

3610
02:53:55,360 --> 02:53:57,800
wrong word, but I'm gonna use 
that word then, Bob, 

3611
02:53:57,800 --> 02:53:59,080
confrontational. 
That's right. 

3612
02:53:59,400 --> 02:54:03,200
He's a bit more confrontational 
than Bobby is, so Bobby would've

3613
02:54:03,200 --> 02:54:05,200
been fine literally just going 
somewhere else. 

3614
02:54:05,200 --> 02:54:07,800
It's not like there's not a lot 
of other, I mean, there's not a 

3615
02:54:07,800 --> 02:54:10,560
lot of other places they could 
go, but it's not like Bobby's a 

3616
02:54:10,560 --> 02:54:12,800
big skater in the 1st place. 
He just wanted to hang out with 

3617
02:54:12,800 --> 02:54:14,800
Ben. 
And Ben literally goes up. 

3618
02:54:14,800 --> 02:54:16,240
He's like, dude, what are you 
going to do with that little 

3619
02:54:16,240 --> 02:54:17,520
magic wand? 
You're going to wave it around? 

3620
02:54:17,520 --> 02:54:19,560
Put a spell on me? 
This is freaking Harry Potter, 

3621
02:54:19,560 --> 02:54:21,040
dude. 
We don't care. 

3622
02:54:21,240 --> 02:54:24,000
You guys don't have turf. 
That's ridiculous. 

3623
02:54:24,000 --> 02:54:26,080
Like, look, we're not taking up 
the whole park. 

3624
02:54:26,200 --> 02:54:28,560
This park's massive. 
You guys troll over there. 

3625
02:54:28,680 --> 02:54:31,000
We'll do our thing over here. 
We like there won't be any 

3626
02:54:31,000 --> 02:54:32,640
trouble. 
The emo kids like, dude, there's

3627
02:54:32,640 --> 02:54:35,680
going to be trouble if you guys 
don't leave or at least pay 

3628
02:54:35,680 --> 02:54:38,200
respects. 
And you know, Ben at this 

3629
02:54:38,200 --> 02:54:41,480
point's like the freaky mean pay
respects. 

3630
02:54:41,920 --> 02:54:43,960
Like, what is that? 
Like, what do you even mean by 

3631
02:54:43,960 --> 02:54:45,760
that? 
And at this point, Bobby's 

3632
02:54:45,760 --> 02:54:48,360
starting to realize that Ben is 
kind of finding this amusing 

3633
02:54:48,560 --> 02:54:51,520
more than concerning. 
Bobby's more concerned by this 

3634
02:54:51,520 --> 02:54:53,880
just because they outnumber them
like 4 to 2. 

3635
02:54:54,160 --> 02:54:56,920
And these emo kids definitely 
like aren't hitting the gym 

3636
02:54:56,920 --> 02:55:00,080
every day, but the same time, 
like 4 to 2, it doesn't matter 

3637
02:55:00,080 --> 02:55:02,320
like how big you are, like 
you're not taking them 

3638
02:55:02,480 --> 02:55:04,040
one-on-one. 
So like Bobby didn't want 

3639
02:55:04,040 --> 02:55:06,120
anything like that. 
Even if it's that emo kids 

3640
02:55:06,120 --> 02:55:08,040
smoke, he didn't want it in the 
first place. 

3641
02:55:09,320 --> 02:55:11,520
So sure enough, Bobby kind of 
looks at Ben and kind of gives 

3642
02:55:11,520 --> 02:55:13,040
them a look of like, hey, like, 
come on now. 

3643
02:55:13,440 --> 02:55:15,280
And Ben is like, no, I'm going 
with this. 

3644
02:55:15,280 --> 02:55:16,960
And Ben's like, all right, man, 
you know what? 

3645
02:55:17,440 --> 02:55:20,560
Put a spell on us, bro. 
Like if you honestly like, you 

3646
02:55:20,560 --> 02:55:21,560
know what? 
We're going to take the 

3647
02:55:21,560 --> 02:55:23,280
punishment. 
Put a spell on us. 

3648
02:55:23,960 --> 02:55:26,120
And the main emo kid looks at 
them is like, dude, you don't 

3649
02:55:26,120 --> 02:55:29,520
want our smoke like that. 
You don't want us to like drop a

3650
02:55:29,520 --> 02:55:32,760
spell on you like that, bro. 
You don't know our power. 

3651
02:55:32,920 --> 02:55:36,240
You don't totally get it. 
And Bobby is just looking at 

3652
02:55:36,240 --> 02:55:39,040
them and Bobby's like kind of 
like completely freaked out at 

3653
02:55:39,040 --> 02:55:40,680
this point. 
Not that they're going to 

3654
02:55:40,680 --> 02:55:43,560
actually put a spell on him and 
you know, I don't know, curse 

3655
02:55:43,560 --> 02:55:46,000
him or something. 
Bobby's just so freaked out by 

3656
02:55:46,000 --> 02:55:48,120
everything going on. 
He just doesn't want anything to

3657
02:55:48,120 --> 02:55:50,960
do with it. 
So Bobby is like, I don't know, 

3658
02:55:50,960 --> 02:55:53,920
man, how about we just like we 
stay here and you go over there 

3659
02:55:54,240 --> 02:55:56,960
and the emo kids like I'm not 
talking to you, little boy, 

3660
02:55:57,280 --> 02:56:01,640
which like Bobby was like so 
taken aback by this that the and

3661
02:56:01,640 --> 02:56:03,720
Ben was like, you don't call my 
friend that. 

3662
02:56:03,840 --> 02:56:07,280
Come on, If you're such a big 
guy, little boy, And at this 

3663
02:56:07,280 --> 02:56:09,160
point, Ben says little boy back 
to them. 

3664
02:56:09,320 --> 02:56:11,000
If you're not such a big guy, 
little boy, put a. 

3665
02:56:11,000 --> 02:56:13,120
Spell on us. 
He points the guy in the back 

3666
02:56:13,320 --> 02:56:15,200
and there's like a little emo 
kid in the back with like a 

3667
02:56:15,200 --> 02:56:18,280
little magic wand or something. 
Main e-mail kid says. 

3668
02:56:18,280 --> 02:56:22,520
You know what gentlemen? 
Gentlemen, I don't want you guys

3669
02:56:22,520 --> 02:56:24,880
to be seriously hurt. 
So I'm going to give you one 

3670
02:56:24,880 --> 02:56:31,040
more chance to to leave the 
premises or my friend will put a

3671
02:56:31,040 --> 02:56:35,000
spell on you and one you will be
cursed so badly that you will 

3672
02:56:35,000 --> 02:56:37,280
not make it out of this park 
alive. 

3673
02:56:37,960 --> 02:56:41,640
We have magical powers that you 
simply don't understand. 

3674
02:56:42,200 --> 02:56:47,080
And Ben is looking at them and 
and Bobby is looking at them and

3675
02:56:47,080 --> 02:56:49,720
the emo kids are looking back at
this point. 

3676
02:56:49,720 --> 02:56:52,360
It's a classic. 
It's it's one of those classic 

3677
02:56:52,360 --> 02:56:55,440
Texas stand offs, like who's 
going to shoot first? 

3678
02:56:55,440 --> 02:56:59,200
But instead of shooting, it's 
either staying there or shooting

3679
02:56:59,200 --> 02:57:02,040
your magic spells through your 
wand or whatever. 

3680
02:57:02,560 --> 02:57:05,640
And you know, Ben was like, all 
right, no, we're staying here. 

3681
02:57:05,640 --> 02:57:06,960
Put a spell on us. 
Do it. 

3682
02:57:07,360 --> 02:57:10,120
And the emo kid is like, fine, 
you've sealed your fate. 

3683
02:57:10,560 --> 02:57:13,400
And all of them walk away. 
And at this point, you know, 

3684
02:57:13,400 --> 02:57:14,760
Bobby and Ben look at each 
other. 

3685
02:57:14,760 --> 02:57:17,400
And Bobby's like, dude, those 
kids are weird. 

3686
02:57:17,400 --> 02:57:19,040
Like, I have no idea what's 
going on. 

3687
02:57:19,040 --> 02:57:21,640
Ben is like, really? 
Is your neighborhood spawning 

3688
02:57:21,640 --> 02:57:24,840
out the most MPCS in the world? 
Dude, like, this is crazy. 

3689
02:57:25,520 --> 02:57:27,920
And that, you know, Bobby and 
Ben, we're probably going to go 

3690
02:57:27,920 --> 02:57:30,920
back and forth a little bit 
about how weird these kids were,

3691
02:57:30,920 --> 02:57:34,360
but they were unfortunately 
interrupted by chanting. 

3692
02:57:34,840 --> 02:57:38,800
So they look over and they see 
the emo kids like holding hands,

3693
02:57:39,200 --> 02:57:42,440
chanting like kind of like going
in a circle, like kind of like 

3694
02:57:42,440 --> 02:57:45,600
moving in a circle holding 
hands, chanting like demonic 

3695
02:57:45,600 --> 02:57:47,480
tongues. 
At this point, Bobby's like, 

3696
02:57:47,480 --> 02:57:49,800
bro, I'm kind of freaked out. 
And Ben's like, dude, this is a 

3697
02:57:49,800 --> 02:57:52,200
comedy routine. 
Please, like chill out. 

3698
02:57:52,440 --> 02:57:55,800
And this point they do like the 
chanting gets louder and louder 

3699
02:57:56,080 --> 02:57:58,520
and it's kind of weird. 
Like, it's really strange. 

3700
02:57:58,520 --> 02:58:00,280
It's like, they definitely been 
rehearsing this. 

3701
02:58:00,600 --> 02:58:03,280
And Bobby is going to. 
Bobby admits to me that for a 

3702
02:58:03,280 --> 02:58:06,000
split second he was thinking 
like, dude, what? 

3703
02:58:06,000 --> 02:58:07,600
These kids actually have magic 
powers. 

3704
02:58:07,800 --> 02:58:10,120
Spoiler they don't. 
They're just. 

3705
02:58:10,120 --> 02:58:13,080
Weird, right? 
And by the end of the chant, you

3706
02:58:13,080 --> 02:58:16,600
know, one of the kids comes over
the main one, grabs the wand, 

3707
02:58:16,840 --> 02:58:20,040
starts swinging it around and 
starts walking over to them. 

3708
02:58:20,480 --> 02:58:25,000
He's like like one last chance, 
boys, I'm giving you one last 

3709
02:58:25,000 --> 02:58:28,840
chance to literally survive. 
This is I'm giving you one more 

3710
02:58:28,840 --> 02:58:31,800
chance unless you want to, like 
if you want to leave here and 

3711
02:58:31,800 --> 02:58:34,480
see your parents again. 
And Bobby was just in his head. 

3712
02:58:34,480 --> 02:58:36,520
Like dude, this kids are legitly
weird. 

3713
02:58:37,240 --> 02:58:41,000
And Ben says, bring it on, dude,
I want to see the worst you 

3714
02:58:41,000 --> 02:58:43,120
have. 
And Bobby was like, you know, he

3715
02:58:43,120 --> 02:58:45,440
admits, you know, he was a 
little bit concerned just 

3716
02:58:45,440 --> 02:58:48,440
because, I don't know, just like
the confidence these emo kids 

3717
02:58:48,440 --> 02:58:51,080
had was kind of startling. 
And the main emo kids, like, 

3718
02:58:51,080 --> 02:58:54,560
fine, takes up his wand. 
He starts, like, saying a bunch 

3719
02:58:54,560 --> 02:58:57,880
of, like, random gibberish and 
waving his wand in a circular 

3720
02:58:57,880 --> 02:59:00,080
motion, pointing it at Bobby, 
right? 

3721
02:59:00,120 --> 02:59:03,440
Or at Ben, not Bobby. 
And Ben, you know, kind of looks

3722
02:59:03,440 --> 02:59:06,080
at Bobby and gives him a wink. 
And Bobby knows that. 

3723
02:59:06,080 --> 02:59:08,200
But you know, Ben's about to be 
up to some mischief. 

3724
02:59:08,480 --> 02:59:14,400
And the kid is like, it does 
like, what is very clearly, 

3725
02:59:14,400 --> 02:59:18,840
like, the final motion. 
And Ben literally like opens his

3726
02:59:18,840 --> 02:59:22,760
eyes super wide, clutches his 
heart and drops to the ground 

3727
02:59:22,800 --> 02:59:26,120
and doesn't move. 
Bobby is like a little bit 

3728
02:59:26,120 --> 02:59:28,560
freaked out, but he also 
remembers that Ben just like 

3729
02:59:28,560 --> 02:59:31,240
gave him a big wink. 
And you hear all the emo kids, 

3730
02:59:31,240 --> 02:59:32,320
like some of them are in the 
back. 

3731
02:59:32,320 --> 02:59:34,840
Like Oh my God, Oh my God, it 
actually worked. 

3732
02:59:35,000 --> 02:59:38,040
The spell actually worked. 
And the main emo kid has his 

3733
02:59:38,040 --> 02:59:41,920
look on his face like the most 
scared look you've ever seen. 

3734
02:59:42,040 --> 02:59:45,520
The main emo kid was terrified 
because for like a couple like 

3735
02:59:45,520 --> 02:59:49,280
for a good 30 seconds, the main 
emo kid actually thought that he

3736
02:59:49,280 --> 02:59:52,200
just killed this kid from his 
like magic spell or whatever. 

3737
02:59:52,600 --> 02:59:55,080
So sure enough, you know, the 
emo kid like drops his wand, 

3738
02:59:55,240 --> 02:59:59,560
rushes up to Ben and is like, 
no, no, the spell, it was too 

3739
02:59:59,560 --> 03:00:01,720
powerful. 
I should have held back. 

3740
03:00:02,040 --> 03:00:05,280
And Bobby's is looking at them 
and the e-mail kids, the other 

3741
03:00:05,280 --> 03:00:08,040
ones are standing like talking 
to each other and they're like 

3742
03:00:08,040 --> 03:00:09,600
frantically talking to each 
other. 

3743
03:00:09,800 --> 03:00:11,600
They are really concerned about 
this. 

3744
03:00:11,600 --> 03:00:12,920
They're like dude. 
Do we call the? 

3745
03:00:12,920 --> 03:00:16,640
Cops do we bury the body? 
Like, what do we do? 

3746
03:00:16,760 --> 03:00:20,120
Like, what if our parents find 
out all this kind of nonsense, 

3747
03:00:20,120 --> 03:00:21,800
right? 
And that's when you hear. 

3748
03:00:21,960 --> 03:00:24,520
Giggling. 
It started as giggling, but then

3749
03:00:24,520 --> 03:00:28,360
it just evolved into laughter. 
And that's when Ben flips over 

3750
03:00:28,560 --> 03:00:31,200
and is this, you can see that 
he's just been laughing. 

3751
03:00:31,200 --> 03:00:32,840
He couldn't hold it in any 
longer. 

3752
03:00:33,120 --> 03:00:36,480
And he gets up. 
He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God,

3753
03:00:36,480 --> 03:00:38,360
he fell for it. 
This is the funniest thing ever.

3754
03:00:38,360 --> 03:00:40,720
He's like, guys, you're not 
Wizards. 

3755
03:00:40,840 --> 03:00:43,560
You're just weird. 
Go to look, go to that side of 

3756
03:00:43,560 --> 03:00:45,440
the park. 
We're going to be here, and 

3757
03:00:45,440 --> 03:00:46,840
there's nothing you can do about
it. 

3758
03:00:47,080 --> 03:00:49,480
And that's when I think the emo 
kids kind of realize that, you 

3759
03:00:49,480 --> 03:00:51,760
know, they weren't going to 
scare them out of there, and 

3760
03:00:51,760 --> 03:00:54,000
they definitely were not going 
to fight them out of there 

3761
03:00:54,000 --> 03:00:56,320
either. 
So sure enough, the emo kids 

3762
03:00:56,320 --> 03:00:58,480
are. 
They don't even say anything. 

3763
03:00:58,920 --> 03:01:01,520
These kids, I guess they're kind
of done with trying to scare 

3764
03:01:01,520 --> 03:01:04,240
like Bobby and Ben out of there.
So they pick up their stuff, 

3765
03:01:04,400 --> 03:01:06,880
they get up and they leave. 
And Bobby and Ben, you know, 

3766
03:01:07,320 --> 03:01:10,040
they go back to doing their 
whatever they were doing before.

3767
03:01:10,240 --> 03:01:12,400
But it really was just never the
same after that. 

3768
03:01:12,400 --> 03:01:15,400
Because like for the rest of the
day, Bobby, like Ben would just 

3769
03:01:15,400 --> 03:01:18,640
continuously make emo kid jokes 
and Bobby would laugh and make 

3770
03:01:18,640 --> 03:01:21,000
them back. 
So in fact, the rest of the day 

3771
03:01:21,000 --> 03:01:24,480
was better than ever before. 
And this happened a long time 

3772
03:01:24,480 --> 03:01:25,960
ago. 
Like this happened like four or 

3773
03:01:25,960 --> 03:01:29,800
five years ago and Bobby and Ben
actually can't like reunited a 

3774
03:01:29,800 --> 03:01:31,640
couple years like about a year 
ago. 

3775
03:01:31,920 --> 03:01:35,120
And literally like the only like
the only thing they did during 

3776
03:01:35,120 --> 03:01:38,880
their like when they reunited 
was retold this story and like 

3777
03:01:38,880 --> 03:01:40,720
made jokes about it the entire 
time. 

3778
03:01:41,000 --> 03:01:43,960
And yeah, this is probably if 
you want to continue supporting 

3779
03:01:43,960 --> 03:01:46,280
the channel, please click on the
video on screen right now. 

3780
03:01:46,280 --> 03:01:48,400
I know you'll enjoy it. 
Just click it, do it. 

3781
03:01:50,360 --> 03:01:52,440
I was going to everyone. 
Today we have a story of one of 

3782
03:01:52,440 --> 03:01:55,000
the cringiest emo kids of all 
time. 

3783
03:01:55,000 --> 03:01:58,080
So sit back, relax, subscribe to
the channel if you're new. 

3784
03:01:58,320 --> 03:02:01,280
We're calling today's subscriber
who submitted the story, Brent. 

3785
03:02:01,440 --> 03:02:04,360
So this all happened when Brent 
was at soccer camp. 

3786
03:02:04,360 --> 03:02:07,280
And so Brent went to the soccer 
camp every single year. 

3787
03:02:07,440 --> 03:02:11,200
And it just happened that this 
year he encountered the emo kid 

3788
03:02:11,280 --> 03:02:13,680
at soccer camp. 
So anyways, this was just 

3789
03:02:13,680 --> 03:02:16,040
another summer of Brent going to
soccer camp. 

3790
03:02:16,200 --> 03:02:19,040
His mom dropped him off and once
again he was pretty excited to 

3791
03:02:19,040 --> 03:02:20,720
go. 
Unfortunately, some of the 

3792
03:02:20,720 --> 03:02:23,600
friends you made from the year 
before, they didn't show up this

3793
03:02:23,600 --> 03:02:25,160
time. 
So we kind of like was kind of 

3794
03:02:25,160 --> 03:02:28,560
very proactive about finding 
people, you know, meeting new 

3795
03:02:28,560 --> 03:02:30,360
people and trying to make some 
new friends. 

3796
03:02:30,600 --> 03:02:32,960
So anyways, in the very 
beginning of soccer camp, they 

3797
03:02:32,960 --> 03:02:36,440
had kind of a get to know other 
people type deal. 

3798
03:02:36,720 --> 03:02:39,920
And all of a sudden, right, 
Brent sees this girl and she was

3799
03:02:39,920 --> 03:02:42,080
that kind of like the girls 
soccer camp. 

3800
03:02:42,240 --> 03:02:44,760
So it was kind of split up like 
boys soccer camp and girls 

3801
03:02:44,760 --> 03:02:47,040
soccer camp. 
However, it was all under the 

3802
03:02:47,040 --> 03:02:49,560
same umbrella of like the soccer
camp program. 

3803
03:02:49,560 --> 03:02:52,520
So they would eat lunch 
together, do non soccer 

3804
03:02:52,520 --> 03:02:55,800
activities, but like the morning
soccer practices were kind of 

3805
03:02:55,800 --> 03:02:59,000
split up by gender like that. 
And so anyways, right, right 

3806
03:02:59,000 --> 03:03:03,120
away Brent saw this girl Emily, 
and he immediately kind of fell 

3807
03:03:03,120 --> 03:03:05,680
in love with her. 
Not actually, but was like, OMG,

3808
03:03:05,680 --> 03:03:08,520
lol she's cute. 
I'm going to have to, I'm going 

3809
03:03:08,520 --> 03:03:10,640
to try and hit non skin. 
He's like, I don't know, he's 

3810
03:03:10,640 --> 03:03:13,560
like he's gone to soccer camp. 
He's not trying to hit bro. 

3811
03:03:13,720 --> 03:03:15,800
That's crazy. 
But anyways, right, So she's 

3812
03:03:15,800 --> 03:03:18,520
going to be an important 
character later on, but for the 

3813
03:03:18,520 --> 03:03:21,920
meantime, we don't need to think
about her because someone much 

3814
03:03:21,920 --> 03:03:23,880
more important comes into the 
picture. 

3815
03:03:24,240 --> 03:03:26,960
So while Brent is thinking about
like, Oh my God, look at that 

3816
03:03:26,960 --> 03:03:28,680
girl over there. 
I got to start talking to her. 

3817
03:03:28,680 --> 03:03:32,440
That's crazy. 
He accidentally bumps into this 

3818
03:03:32,440 --> 03:03:36,360
guy and he look turns around. 
This guy is like, I don't know, 

3819
03:03:36,360 --> 03:03:39,200
a little bit bigger than him, a 
little bit heavier than him, 

3820
03:03:39,440 --> 03:03:42,960
just like kind of a bigger guy. 
And he's got this like long 

3821
03:03:42,960 --> 03:03:46,840
black hair that's swooshed over.
He's like, he's wearing like the

3822
03:03:46,840 --> 03:03:49,960
standard soccer cleats, but 
otherwise it's like this black 

3823
03:03:49,960 --> 03:03:53,960
band heavy metal T-shirt. 
He's got like black painted 

3824
03:03:53,960 --> 03:03:56,360
nails. 
He's got like a spiky wristband 

3825
03:03:56,360 --> 03:04:00,400
on or whatever. 
He turns around, he's like, yo, 

3826
03:04:00,560 --> 03:04:03,040
what did you, what did you bump 
into me bro? 

3827
03:04:03,120 --> 03:04:05,800
And Brent's like, Oh my fault. 
Like didn't mean to do that. 

3828
03:04:05,800 --> 03:04:08,560
He's like, you think that I'm, 
you don't think that I'm an 

3829
03:04:08,560 --> 03:04:10,280
alpha. 
Is that what you think? 

3830
03:04:10,640 --> 03:04:13,760
Brent's like what he's like I'm 
an alpha male. 

3831
03:04:13,840 --> 03:04:16,480
Just in case you weren't aware, 
which I know that you 

3832
03:04:16,480 --> 03:04:20,080
subconsciously were because you 
know, all beta's instantly know 

3833
03:04:20,080 --> 03:04:24,120
when there's an alpha present 
and Andrews or Brent's, sorry, 

3834
03:04:24,320 --> 03:04:26,360
Andrew was the guy from like 7 
stories ago. 

3835
03:04:26,560 --> 03:04:31,960
Brent was like, what? 
He's like, bro, do not know what

3836
03:04:31,960 --> 03:04:34,800
beta males and alpha males are. 
Well, basically beta males are 

3837
03:04:34,800 --> 03:04:37,240
like you and lame. 
And alpha males are strong, 

3838
03:04:37,440 --> 03:04:39,760
powerful and dominant in the 
pack. 

3839
03:04:40,000 --> 03:04:43,720
And with that, like the emo kids
does a big, like, swipe of his 

3840
03:04:43,720 --> 03:04:46,680
big, long black hair. 
So like, his bangs would no 

3841
03:04:46,680 --> 03:04:48,920
longer cover his eyes. 
It immediately fell back in 

3842
03:04:48,920 --> 03:04:51,640
front of his face. 
He's like, yeah, just so you 

3843
03:04:51,640 --> 03:04:54,880
know, kid, get out of my way. 
And the emo kid, like, shuffles 

3844
03:04:54,880 --> 03:04:57,080
away. 
And this was Brent's first 

3845
03:04:57,080 --> 03:05:02,920
interaction with the emo kid. 
So he's like, OK, that that's 

3846
03:05:02,920 --> 03:05:07,320
cool, man. 
Like, OK, see you around, buddy.

3847
03:05:08,160 --> 03:05:10,720
Bye, bye. 
So anyways, let's flips. 

3848
03:05:10,880 --> 03:05:13,360
Fast forward a little bit. 
After soccer practice in the 

3849
03:05:13,360 --> 03:05:16,000
morning, Brent was actually one 
of the better kids there. 

3850
03:05:16,000 --> 03:05:18,800
He was pretty good at soccer. 
They had lunch and then the 

3851
03:05:18,800 --> 03:05:21,720
afternoon they had activities 
such as, like this, like, I 

3852
03:05:21,720 --> 03:05:24,480
don't know, like tag capture of 
like, all kind of like random 

3853
03:05:24,480 --> 03:05:27,640
camp activities. 
And today was capture the flag. 

3854
03:05:27,920 --> 03:05:30,600
And Brent happened to be on the 
same team as Emily. 

3855
03:05:30,840 --> 03:05:33,040
So immediately he goes over 
there, he's like, hey, how's it 

3856
03:05:33,040 --> 03:05:34,480
going? 
Like my name is Brent. 

3857
03:05:34,480 --> 03:05:36,200
Emily's like, hey, like my 
name's Emily. 

3858
03:05:36,200 --> 03:05:38,640
Nice to meet you. 
And Brent and Emily immediately 

3859
03:05:38,640 --> 03:05:40,680
hit it off. 
They're having a good time. 

3860
03:05:40,840 --> 03:05:43,400
They're talking with each other.
They're enjoying each other's 

3861
03:05:43,400 --> 03:05:45,360
company. 
You simply love to see it. 

3862
03:05:45,520 --> 03:05:49,840
And like, from very far away, 
Brent catches the catches the 

3863
03:05:49,840 --> 03:05:52,160
eye of the emo kid who's on the 
other team. 

3864
03:05:52,400 --> 03:05:54,640
And is this staring him down? 
For some reason? 

3865
03:05:54,880 --> 03:05:56,480
Brent doesn't really think much 
of it. 

3866
03:05:56,480 --> 03:05:58,680
And then, like, you know, he 
goes back to talking to Emily. 

3867
03:05:59,000 --> 03:06:01,000
So they're playing capture to 
flag right now. 

3868
03:06:01,000 --> 03:06:04,720
And Brent, you know, runs over 
to the other side, gets the flag

3869
03:06:04,720 --> 03:06:07,120
right and it starts running back
to his side. 

3870
03:06:07,120 --> 03:06:09,960
If you don't know capture flag, 
there's like this little penny 

3871
03:06:09,960 --> 03:06:12,720
on both sides or like a little 
piece of cloth or something. 

3872
03:06:12,960 --> 03:06:15,240
And while you're on the 
opponent's side, if they tag 

3873
03:06:15,240 --> 03:06:18,040
you, you're in, you're in jail. 
But what you're trying to do is 

3874
03:06:18,040 --> 03:06:21,600
you're trying to run over there,
grab their flag and run back to 

3875
03:06:21,600 --> 03:06:25,400
your side without being tagged. 
However, there was a stipulation

3876
03:06:25,680 --> 03:06:28,360
that it had to be A tag. 
This isn't tackling. 

3877
03:06:28,360 --> 03:06:30,880
You can't push someone. 
You can't like punch them or 

3878
03:06:30,880 --> 03:06:33,000
anything. 
You all you have to tag them if 

3879
03:06:33,000 --> 03:06:36,720
they're on your side. 
So, you know, Sam, Brent is 

3880
03:06:36,720 --> 03:06:38,800
running over there. 
Sorry, I have a list of names in

3881
03:06:38,800 --> 03:06:41,000
front of me. 
And from other stories, Brent is

3882
03:06:41,000 --> 03:06:44,320
running over there. 
He grabs the enemy team's flag 

3883
03:06:44,320 --> 03:06:48,320
and is running back to his side.
And he's really close when he 

3884
03:06:48,320 --> 03:06:50,920
just like immediately slams into
the ground. 

3885
03:06:51,240 --> 03:06:55,520
And that's when he realizes that
there's a big guy on top of him.

3886
03:06:55,720 --> 03:06:59,400
And that's when he realizes that
the emo kid tackled him. 

3887
03:06:59,560 --> 03:07:02,120
So the emo kids like, nice try, 
buddy. 

3888
03:07:02,280 --> 03:07:06,640
Next time try not to fight to 
the alpha males and then Cam 

3889
03:07:06,640 --> 03:07:09,880
counselor comes over and says 
hey, hey, we said no tackling 

3890
03:07:10,080 --> 03:07:13,080
you, you're on the sidelines 
points to the emo kid. 

3891
03:07:13,120 --> 03:07:16,120
You know, he's disqualified or 
whatever has this did on the 

3892
03:07:16,120 --> 03:07:17,680
sidelines. 
So. 

3893
03:07:17,720 --> 03:07:19,800
Alpha man. 
But anyways, right, so the 

3894
03:07:19,800 --> 03:07:23,080
pennies returned, but also Brent
isn't in like jail. 

3895
03:07:23,080 --> 03:07:26,120
He goes back to the other side 
and the emo kid has to sit out 

3896
03:07:26,120 --> 03:07:29,360
for the rest of capture the flag
and Brent continues to talk to 

3897
03:07:29,360 --> 03:07:31,920
Emily. 
And the entire time the emo kid 

3898
03:07:31,920 --> 03:07:35,640
is just like looking over and 
he's like all angrily staring at

3899
03:07:35,640 --> 03:07:38,160
Brent. 
So Brent is now he's official 

3900
03:07:38,160 --> 03:07:40,240
enemy. 
Brent kind of just assumed that 

3901
03:07:40,240 --> 03:07:42,720
they were enemies because of 
when he bumped into him and also

3902
03:07:42,720 --> 03:07:46,000
when he got him disqualified, 
which did Brent really get him 

3903
03:07:46,000 --> 03:07:48,200
disqualified? 
Or was it because he's an idiot 

3904
03:07:48,200 --> 03:07:50,680
and jumped on him that's why he 
got disqualified? 

3905
03:07:51,040 --> 03:07:54,040
Who knows, ma'am? 
But there was another reason why

3906
03:07:54,040 --> 03:07:56,960
the emo kid hated Brent. 
There was another reason that 

3907
03:07:56,960 --> 03:08:01,440
Brent did not realize at the 
moment, but was very, very, very

3908
03:08:01,440 --> 03:08:03,080
potent. 
And it's going to be very, very 

3909
03:08:03,080 --> 03:08:04,920
important for later on in the 
story. 

3910
03:08:05,240 --> 03:08:06,600
I'm going to. 
I'm going to give you guys a 

3911
03:08:06,600 --> 03:08:08,960
hint. 
It starts with an E and ends 

3912
03:08:08,960 --> 03:08:11,640
with Emily. 
Did you guys get it? 

3913
03:08:11,640 --> 03:08:13,520
Starts with an E and ends with 
Emily. 

3914
03:08:14,640 --> 03:08:15,760
Emily. 
I'm just going to tell you, 

3915
03:08:15,760 --> 03:08:16,800
Yeah. 
Is Emily the girl? 

3916
03:08:16,800 --> 03:08:19,840
So emo kid likes her. 
ANYWAYS, so Brent and Emily talk

3917
03:08:19,840 --> 03:08:22,000
for the rest of that capture the
flag game. 

3918
03:08:22,160 --> 03:08:25,440
The entire time the emo kid is 
staring Brent down. 

3919
03:08:25,440 --> 03:08:27,840
Brent just simply assumes, well,
this kid hates me for that 

3920
03:08:27,840 --> 03:08:29,920
reason only. 
But let me just say that the 

3921
03:08:29,920 --> 03:08:33,920
next week of soccer camp was the
craziest week that Brent has 

3922
03:08:33,920 --> 03:08:36,520
ever had. 
So anyways, right, his mom picks

3923
03:08:36,520 --> 03:08:38,800
him up, he goes back home, his 
moms like, hey, how was the 

3924
03:08:38,800 --> 03:08:40,960
first day? 
And Brent says, oh, I met this 

3925
03:08:40,960 --> 03:08:43,480
really weird kid who tackled me 
and she's like, Oh my God, are 

3926
03:08:43,480 --> 03:08:44,920
you okay? 
He's like, yeah, actually I 

3927
03:08:45,040 --> 03:08:48,280
barely me scrapes on me even, 
but he seems to not like me. 

3928
03:08:48,280 --> 03:08:49,760
So I'll keep you updated on 
that. 

3929
03:08:49,880 --> 03:08:53,080
So Brent has dropped off the 
next day and he walks over there

3930
03:08:53,600 --> 03:08:57,160
and that's when the emo kid, you
know, is just staring him down. 

3931
03:08:57,440 --> 03:09:00,120
And, you know, Brent is kind of 
walking over because there's a 

3932
03:09:00,120 --> 03:09:03,840
little bit of like a 5/10/15 
minute period where the kids are

3933
03:09:03,840 --> 03:09:06,320
just standing around talking 
with each other, waiting for 

3934
03:09:06,320 --> 03:09:09,680
them all to be dropped off. 
And then the kind of the soccer 

3935
03:09:09,680 --> 03:09:13,480
camp officials or camp 
counselors would then split them

3936
03:09:13,480 --> 03:09:16,240
up into groups, do soccer 
drills, play games, whatever, 

3937
03:09:16,240 --> 03:09:18,640
standard kind of affair. 
And he's just kind of waiting 

3938
03:09:18,640 --> 03:09:20,120
around. 
And that's when the emo kid 

3939
03:09:20,120 --> 03:09:23,960
comes up to him and says, so 
you're challenging my authority 

3940
03:09:23,960 --> 03:09:27,160
as the alpha man. 
And Brent has come just like 

3941
03:09:27,160 --> 03:09:30,640
what he's like. 
I'll say it again just in case 

3942
03:09:30,640 --> 03:09:32,200
your little beta ears couldn't 
hear me. 

3943
03:09:32,400 --> 03:09:35,840
So you're challenging my 
authority that I that I'm the 

3944
03:09:35,840 --> 03:09:39,960
alpha male of the pack? 
If we were wolves, which we kind

3945
03:09:39,960 --> 03:09:42,280
of are. 
And Brent was like, what? 

3946
03:09:42,480 --> 03:09:43,880
If we were. 
Wolves as we kind of. 

3947
03:09:43,880 --> 03:09:47,120
Are as I said. 
I would be the alpha male, alpha

3948
03:09:47,120 --> 03:09:49,440
wolf and you would be the beta 
wolf. 

3949
03:09:49,600 --> 03:09:54,080
And I would be banging your wife
while you watch Little Cook Beta

3950
03:09:54,080 --> 03:09:57,080
Wolf Wolf. 
And Brent is looking at this kid

3951
03:09:57,640 --> 03:10:00,600
and this kid is like, like, no 
offense, but this kid is like 

3952
03:10:00,600 --> 03:10:04,560
the opposite of what a 
stereotypical alpha male would 

3953
03:10:04,560 --> 03:10:07,000
look like, right? 
One of those red pit alpha 

3954
03:10:07,000 --> 03:10:08,560
males. 
It just looks the complete 

3955
03:10:08,560 --> 03:10:10,680
opposite of that. 
But anyways, Brett's not going 

3956
03:10:10,680 --> 03:10:14,360
to get into like a, you know, a 
he's not going to like, he's not

3957
03:10:14,360 --> 03:10:16,120
going to rebuttal this kid 
because like, what is there to 

3958
03:10:16,120 --> 03:10:19,360
rebuttal everything, man? 
Like this kid has no argument. 

3959
03:10:19,360 --> 03:10:23,960
But anyways, Brent's like, OK. 
And the emo kids like, well, you

3960
03:10:23,960 --> 03:10:26,560
say OK, but remember yesterday 
when you got me kicked out of 

3961
03:10:26,560 --> 03:10:28,960
the game, which you obviously 
tipped. 

3962
03:10:28,960 --> 03:10:31,280
Off the ref. 
And Brett's like, bro, you 

3963
03:10:31,280 --> 03:10:34,000
tackled me. 
It's very clearly stated in the 

3964
03:10:34,000 --> 03:10:37,000
rule books that you're not 
allowed to tackle anyone. 

3965
03:10:37,280 --> 03:10:40,920
How is this on me? 
He's like, dude, it was so 

3966
03:10:40,960 --> 03:10:44,720
clearly on you because the ref 
understood that I was the alpha 

3967
03:10:44,720 --> 03:10:48,280
male and I was simply asserting 
my dominance, bro. 

3968
03:10:48,920 --> 03:10:52,400
And, you know, Brent's just 
like, dude, the, the, the freak,

3969
03:10:52,400 --> 03:10:55,800
are you talking about, dude? 
Like I, I, I paid him off with 

3970
03:10:55,800 --> 03:10:59,160
what, the $5 allowance I get a 
week with what? 

3971
03:10:59,320 --> 03:11:01,880
My, my, you smelly, stinky 
socks. 

3972
03:11:02,120 --> 03:11:04,120
What, what do I have? 
And he's like, I don't know, 

3973
03:11:04,120 --> 03:11:06,160
man. 
I don't know. 

3974
03:11:06,160 --> 03:11:08,320
Maybe he took his daughter in a 
day because his daughter's so 

3975
03:11:08,320 --> 03:11:11,760
ugly she'd never get a date. 
And Brent's like, was, was that 

3976
03:11:11,760 --> 03:11:13,840
a diss? 
Like, does he even have a 

3977
03:11:13,840 --> 03:11:15,760
daughter? 
He's like 20, bro. 

3978
03:11:15,760 --> 03:11:17,280
What? 
And then emailed kids. 

3979
03:11:17,280 --> 03:11:19,400
Like anyways, I just wanted to 
let you know that. 

3980
03:11:19,960 --> 03:11:23,760
I'm the F man. 
You're the beta man, I will do 

3981
03:11:23,760 --> 03:11:25,920
you. 
What if when you have one and 

3982
03:11:25,920 --> 03:11:29,360
scene and the emo kid walks away
and Brand at this point is like 

3983
03:11:32,480 --> 03:11:39,040
what, why, why, why, why, Why is
this my life? 

3984
03:11:39,160 --> 03:11:42,800
Anyway, so skip forward to the 
the soccer practice. 

3985
03:11:43,120 --> 03:11:46,720
They're put into groups and the 
emo kid was in Group B earlier. 

3986
03:11:46,720 --> 03:11:49,480
So they basically split them up 
into Group A and Group B. 

3987
03:11:49,480 --> 03:11:53,360
So the Group A is the better 
players and Group B is the crap.

3988
03:11:53,400 --> 03:11:55,240
I'm just kidding. 
The players who are newer to 

3989
03:11:55,240 --> 03:11:58,640
soccer and the emo kid 
apparently was on the like was 

3990
03:11:58,640 --> 03:12:02,440
on the cusp of Group A. 
It was on it was at the very top

3991
03:12:02,440 --> 03:12:05,040
of Group B. 
And because his performance was 

3992
03:12:05,040 --> 03:12:07,000
good enough, he was actually 
moved up to Group A. 

3993
03:12:07,320 --> 03:12:11,000
Now, Brent, instead of having a 
morning to himself to focus on 

3994
03:12:11,000 --> 03:12:13,200
soccer. 
Now, how to deal with the emo 

3995
03:12:13,200 --> 03:12:15,400
kid being, you know, thrown into
the mix here? 

3996
03:12:16,080 --> 03:12:19,520
So ANYWAYS, they're doing some 
drills with a soccer ball, and 

3997
03:12:19,520 --> 03:12:21,600
they're kind of like kicking 
them around cones. 

3998
03:12:21,600 --> 03:12:23,920
You have to kind of keep control
of the ball while you're 

3999
03:12:23,920 --> 03:12:26,280
running. 
And the emo kid, like, they 

4000
03:12:26,280 --> 03:12:28,480
started, they said, OK, line up 
in the three groups. 

4001
03:12:28,480 --> 03:12:32,320
And the emo kid immediately ran 
behind Brent and Brent kind of 

4002
03:12:32,320 --> 03:12:33,680
looks behind him. 
He's like, what? 

4003
03:12:33,680 --> 03:12:37,200
An emo kid said nothing. 
Brent, just letting you know 

4004
03:12:37,200 --> 03:12:40,000
that I'm the FML here. 
And Brent's like, OK, fine, 

4005
03:12:40,000 --> 03:12:43,440
let's just do the drill. 
So the ref blows the whistle. 

4006
03:12:43,600 --> 03:12:46,360
Brent starts kicking the ball 
and moving with it. 

4007
03:12:46,520 --> 03:12:50,120
And the emo kid immediately runs
up behind him and trips him. 

4008
03:12:50,360 --> 03:12:53,520
He's like, oh, sorry. 
And the ref's like, hey. 

4009
03:12:53,600 --> 03:12:55,720
And the emo kids like, it was an
accident, I swear. 

4010
03:12:55,720 --> 03:12:57,280
And the ref's like, all right, 
be careful. 

4011
03:12:57,600 --> 03:13:00,400
And Brent is starting to get 
really angry because like, you 

4012
03:13:00,400 --> 03:13:03,240
know, if you got an injury in 
soccer, like especially if you 

4013
03:13:03,240 --> 03:13:05,840
get like a foot injury, he could
be out for the entire week. 

4014
03:13:06,040 --> 03:13:09,320
I mean, this is like one of his 
favorite camps that he has every

4015
03:13:09,320 --> 03:13:11,800
single summer. 
He loves going to it as one of 

4016
03:13:11,800 --> 03:13:14,680
his favorite things to do. 
And this emo kid for the second 

4017
03:13:14,680 --> 03:13:18,680
time in the last 24 hours has, 
you know, caught like has gotten

4018
03:13:18,680 --> 03:13:21,680
really close to causing him a 
pretty big injury. 

4019
03:13:22,000 --> 03:13:24,120
Like, I mean, he could have 
like, he jumped on him 

4020
03:13:24,120 --> 03:13:26,560
yesterday. 
He ran behind him knocking him 

4021
03:13:26,560 --> 03:13:28,440
over. 
What if he twisted an ankle? 

4022
03:13:28,440 --> 03:13:31,080
What if he like, I don't know, 
fractured something in his leg? 

4023
03:13:31,080 --> 03:13:33,720
Like, it's not that hard, 
especially when you got a big 

4024
03:13:33,720 --> 03:13:35,920
old kid jumping on top of you 
every 5 minutes. 

4025
03:13:35,920 --> 03:13:38,040
It's difficult. 
It's it's not that difficult, 

4026
03:13:38,040 --> 03:13:40,880
man. 
So anyways, Brent, for the next 

4027
03:13:40,880 --> 03:13:45,720
activity, waits to get into line
before the emo kid does because 

4028
03:13:45,720 --> 03:13:48,040
he doesn't want to be in the 
same line as the emo kid. 

4029
03:13:48,240 --> 03:13:51,000
But it turns out that like, 
everyone else lines up and it's 

4030
03:13:51,000 --> 03:13:53,800
literally just Brent and the emo
kid waiting for each other to 

4031
03:13:53,800 --> 03:13:57,080
move because the Brent wants to 
go where the emo kid doesn't go 

4032
03:13:57,240 --> 03:13:59,360
and the emo kid wants to go 
where Brent goes. 

4033
03:13:59,640 --> 03:14:02,480
And the refs are, or they're not
the refs, but the soccer coaches

4034
03:14:02,480 --> 03:14:04,360
are like, come on, come on. 
Kind of like guys get into the 

4035
03:14:04,360 --> 03:14:07,520
line and Brent's like, OK, And 
he sprints to the end of the 

4036
03:14:07,520 --> 03:14:10,040
line. 
And then the emo kid sprints to 

4037
03:14:10,040 --> 03:14:13,440
the back of that line and the 
coach is like emo kid says his 

4038
03:14:13,440 --> 03:14:15,920
actual name. 
Can you go to another line like 

4039
03:14:15,920 --> 03:14:17,040
that? 
Lines too long. 

4040
03:14:17,040 --> 03:14:20,760
The emo kids like okay, moves 
over one line and when the coach

4041
03:14:20,760 --> 03:14:23,560
turns his head, the emo kid 
literally runs back into the 

4042
03:14:23,560 --> 03:14:26,520
line with Brent again. 
So when the coach turns around, 

4043
03:14:26,520 --> 03:14:30,040
he's like, but emo kit, I said, 
could you go to that line? 

4044
03:14:30,040 --> 03:14:33,080
And he's like fine, Emo kit 
eventually goes to that line, 

4045
03:14:33,080 --> 03:14:35,760
actually does that. 
So for the rest of soccer 

4046
03:14:35,760 --> 03:14:39,120
practice, the emo kid tried to 
like bump into Brent, tried to 

4047
03:14:39,120 --> 03:14:41,840
make his life difficult, 
basically was just being a big 

4048
03:14:41,840 --> 03:14:45,080
butt the entire time. 
But thankfully, right, I know 

4049
03:14:45,160 --> 03:14:47,760
that nothing really happened. 
He didn't bump into Brent 

4050
03:14:47,760 --> 03:14:50,720
successfully again. 
In fact, the emo kid most of the

4051
03:14:50,720 --> 03:14:53,400
time when he tried to bump into 
Brent, Brent would do some like 

4052
03:14:53,400 --> 03:14:56,240
very slick soccer move, kind of 
like break his ankles. 

4053
03:14:56,240 --> 03:14:59,040
Not literally, but you know what
I and the emo kid would like 

4054
03:14:59,040 --> 03:15:02,120
fall flat on his face because he
kind of like tried to run into 

4055
03:15:02,120 --> 03:15:05,760
Brent and then Brent sidestepped
him and completely swerved out 

4056
03:15:05,760 --> 03:15:09,640
of his way. 
Anyways, though, things start to

4057
03:15:09,640 --> 03:15:12,360
get a little bit more 
interesting because throughout 

4058
03:15:12,360 --> 03:15:15,120
the next day, Brendan, Emily are
talking it up. 

4059
03:15:15,120 --> 03:15:18,560
It's very it's very like it's 
kind of like the known thing for

4060
03:15:18,560 --> 03:15:21,680
the camp that like those two 
were kind of like the unofficial

4061
03:15:21,760 --> 03:15:24,480
soccer camp couple. 
I don't know if you're a camps 

4062
03:15:24,480 --> 03:15:27,720
head stuff like that, but this 
was true for the soccer camp and

4063
03:15:27,720 --> 03:15:29,360
word was the like the two of 
them. 

4064
03:15:29,600 --> 03:15:32,840
They were kind of kissed soon. 
Oh my God guys, isn't that like 

4065
03:15:32,840 --> 03:15:36,360
12th base or something? 
So sure enough, right, one of 

4066
03:15:36,360 --> 03:15:39,240
one of these days, so like a day
later, Emily and Brent are just 

4067
03:15:39,240 --> 03:15:40,640
sitting with each other at 
lunch. 

4068
03:15:41,400 --> 03:15:44,400
They're kind of on like a quote 
UN quote date or whatever. 

4069
03:15:44,760 --> 03:15:47,760
And that's when a girl comes 
over and sits next to them and 

4070
03:15:47,760 --> 03:15:49,760
Emily's like, oh, this is my 
friend Robin. 

4071
03:15:50,000 --> 03:15:53,000
And Robin's like, hey, guys, 
like, I just want to let you 

4072
03:15:53,000 --> 03:15:56,640
know, Emily, that the kid over 
there and points the e-mail kid 

4073
03:15:56,640 --> 03:16:01,480
is planning to ask you out soon.
And Emily's like, dude, I don't 

4074
03:16:01,480 --> 03:16:03,680
know that kid. 
I've never spoken to him in my 

4075
03:16:03,680 --> 03:16:05,960
life. 
And Brent's like, Oh my God, I 

4076
03:16:05,960 --> 03:16:08,960
know exactly who that kid is. 
Emily's like, what? 

4077
03:16:09,160 --> 03:16:11,840
And Brent basically tells her 
the story that I told you guys 

4078
03:16:11,840 --> 03:16:15,160
for the last 13 minutes. 
And she's like, Oh my God, he's 

4079
03:16:15,160 --> 03:16:17,040
the worst. 
And Brent's like, well, that 

4080
03:16:17,040 --> 03:16:19,920
would explain why he really 
hates me too, because like, not 

4081
03:16:19,920 --> 03:16:22,480
just that I embarrassed him, but
I've been hanging out with you 

4082
03:16:22,480 --> 03:16:25,000
the entire time and, you know, 
he probably knows that We've 

4083
03:16:25,000 --> 03:16:27,240
been talking a lot. 
And Emily laughs a little bit. 

4084
03:16:27,240 --> 03:16:30,240
And this one, Robin says. 
Dude, like I'm serious. 

4085
03:16:30,720 --> 03:16:34,200
This kid is gonna come over and 
ask you out within like the next

4086
03:16:34,200 --> 03:16:36,960
24 hours. 
He's gonna do it publicly. 

4087
03:16:36,960 --> 03:16:38,520
It's gonna be really 
embarrassing. 

4088
03:16:39,080 --> 03:16:42,120
Everyone's told him not to do 
it, but he's in his own world. 

4089
03:16:42,320 --> 03:16:45,520
You gotta you gotta let him down
nicely, though. 

4090
03:16:46,280 --> 03:16:50,240
And you know, Brent was like, 
no, no be no mercy, no mercy. 

4091
03:16:50,280 --> 03:16:52,360
Make him suffer. 
And he's like Brent, I'm not 

4092
03:16:52,360 --> 03:16:54,120
going to make him suffer. 
I don't know this kid. 

4093
03:16:54,120 --> 03:16:55,960
Brent's like, make him suffer 
and he's like. 

4094
03:16:56,640 --> 03:16:59,480
OK, I'm going to be nice when he
comes over, I'm going to be 

4095
03:16:59,480 --> 03:17:01,520
firm, I'm going to be direct, 
but I'm going to be nice about 

4096
03:17:01,520 --> 03:17:02,800
it. 
I'm going to be cordial and life

4097
03:17:02,800 --> 03:17:04,320
is going to go back to what it 
was before. 

4098
03:17:04,800 --> 03:17:08,080
So sure enough, right? 
Brent now realizes that the emo 

4099
03:17:08,080 --> 03:17:09,920
kid has a massive crush on 
Emily. 

4100
03:17:10,520 --> 03:17:13,920
And Brent also starts to think 
about it when Emily says no to 

4101
03:17:13,920 --> 03:17:17,400
him and when she starts really, 
you know, hanging out with me 

4102
03:17:17,400 --> 03:17:19,560
more. 
And when word gets around that 

4103
03:17:19,560 --> 03:17:22,520
we kiss, because we totally are,
This is in Brent's head, right? 

4104
03:17:23,000 --> 03:17:26,880
He's going to actually like, 
ramp up the craziness even more 

4105
03:17:26,880 --> 03:17:30,000
than it already is. 
I think I'm screwed boys. 

4106
03:17:30,520 --> 03:17:33,160
Real quick, if you made it this 
far into the video comment emo 

4107
03:17:33,160 --> 03:17:34,600
down below. 
I'm going to hard as many 

4108
03:17:34,600 --> 03:17:37,040
comments as I can and say that 
that is the secret word of the 

4109
03:17:37,040 --> 03:17:39,360
day. 
And also, if you want to support

4110
03:17:39,360 --> 03:17:42,880
the channel and help boost me 
back into the algorithm, all you

4111
03:17:42,880 --> 03:17:46,280
got to do is at some point, 
maybe after this video, maybe 

4112
03:17:46,280 --> 03:17:49,680
later, sit down and watch a 
bunch of my videos in a row, 

4113
03:17:49,920 --> 03:17:53,360
maybe while you're playing video
games or drawing or cleaning a 

4114
03:17:53,360 --> 03:17:55,680
room or maybe to help you go to 
sleep. 

4115
03:17:55,680 --> 03:17:59,160
I take that as a compliment. 
Now I understand it, leaving the

4116
03:17:59,160 --> 03:18:01,480
comment section down below how 
you're helping boost the 

4117
03:18:01,480 --> 03:18:03,120
channel. 
I will heart it. 

4118
03:18:03,120 --> 03:18:05,920
I will say thank you and I'll 
even shout some people out like 

4119
03:18:05,920 --> 03:18:08,640
the person on screen right now. 
Thank you to this person on 

4120
03:18:08,640 --> 03:18:11,240
screen and all of you guys for 
all the support recently. 

4121
03:18:11,440 --> 03:18:13,120
It's really helped boost the 
channel. 

4122
03:18:13,240 --> 03:18:15,160
We're growing again. 
You'll love to see it. 

4123
03:18:15,160 --> 03:18:18,600
Let's get back to the story. 
So anyways, flash forward to 

4124
03:18:18,600 --> 03:18:20,880
that night or not that night, 
but that afternoon. 

4125
03:18:21,160 --> 03:18:24,200
Remember when this is the like 
the mixed gender just fun, more 

4126
03:18:24,200 --> 03:18:26,920
camp activities. 
They're playing dodgeball. 

4127
03:18:27,200 --> 03:18:30,120
And sure enough, you know, the 
emo kid and Brent actually 

4128
03:18:30,120 --> 03:18:32,040
happened to be on the same team 
this time. 

4129
03:18:32,360 --> 03:18:34,680
So like emo kid and Brent, 
they're picking up the 

4130
03:18:34,680 --> 03:18:36,560
dodgeballs, they're throwing 
them. 

4131
03:18:36,560 --> 03:18:38,160
You know, they're trying to 
avoid being hit by the 

4132
03:18:38,160 --> 03:18:42,600
dodgeballs and the e-mail kid 
walks over is like Sup bro. 

4133
03:18:42,600 --> 03:18:44,880
And Brent's like what emo kids 
like. 

4134
03:18:45,200 --> 03:18:48,160
I just wanted to let you know 
that like I know that you and 

4135
03:18:48,160 --> 03:18:50,920
Emily or you have been trying to
flirt with Emily. 

4136
03:18:51,080 --> 03:18:54,120
And it's been feeling. 
Horribly for my sources. 

4137
03:18:54,120 --> 03:18:55,640
At least that's what my sources 
said. 

4138
03:18:56,120 --> 03:18:59,520
And I just want to let you know 
that, you know, I let you have 

4139
03:18:59,520 --> 03:19:02,240
your fun. 
I let you play like the little 

4140
03:19:02,240 --> 03:19:07,200
beta little lamb you are. 
But I'm actually going to come 

4141
03:19:07,200 --> 03:19:11,640
in and as the alpha male, assert
my dominance and claim what is 

4142
03:19:11,640 --> 03:19:14,960
mine. 
Emily shall be my girlfriend by 

4143
03:19:14,960 --> 03:19:21,480
the end of tomorrow, so mark my 
words and I will watch as little

4144
03:19:21,480 --> 03:19:25,760
tears roll down your face 
because you're so sad that I 

4145
03:19:25,800 --> 03:19:28,880
took your girl. 
Oh, little Brent. 

4146
03:19:28,880 --> 03:19:32,200
I'm so sorry, Brents. 
Like dude, she's not going to. 

4147
03:19:32,560 --> 03:19:36,280
I've talked to her. 
She's going to say no, like I 

4148
03:19:36,280 --> 03:19:40,840
like don't do it, I hate you, 
but I know for a fact that 

4149
03:19:40,840 --> 03:19:43,160
you're going to get rejected in 
front of everyone. 

4150
03:19:43,360 --> 03:19:46,320
Emo kids like nice try little 
boy. 

4151
03:19:46,320 --> 03:19:49,320
I know for a. 
Fact that my testosterone is 10 

4152
03:19:49,320 --> 03:19:53,640
trillion and yours is 0 so based
on that alone plus a billion 

4153
03:19:53,640 --> 03:19:58,160
other factors such as my 
manliness, my alpha maleness, my

4154
03:19:58,160 --> 03:20:02,040
swag overall levels and a 
billion more things just She 

4155
03:20:02,040 --> 03:20:06,000
will obviously say yes to me and
even if you 2 are fake dating, 

4156
03:20:06,000 --> 03:20:07,440
she'll break up with you 
immediately to. 

4157
03:20:07,520 --> 03:20:10,320
Say yes to me. 
I just know some things that you

4158
03:20:10,320 --> 03:20:14,240
don't know, Brent, get over it. 
So the emo kid walks away and 

4159
03:20:14,240 --> 03:20:17,520
Brent's like, well, you know, my
conscience is clear because I 

4160
03:20:17,520 --> 03:20:19,680
tried to warn the kid not to do 
it. 

4161
03:20:19,960 --> 03:20:22,640
I tried to warn the kid, right? 
I'm not a bad guy. 

4162
03:20:23,040 --> 03:20:24,960
I told him not to do it. 
I told him. 

4163
03:20:24,960 --> 03:20:27,040
I said I even gave him the 
benefit of the doubt. 

4164
03:20:27,040 --> 03:20:29,000
So I don't like you, but I want 
to help you here. 

4165
03:20:29,000 --> 03:20:30,840
He didn't listen to me. 
It's not my fault. 

4166
03:20:30,840 --> 03:20:35,440
Whatever happens tomorrow, next 
day rolls around at soccer 

4167
03:20:35,440 --> 03:20:38,120
practice. 
The emo kid for the entire 

4168
03:20:38,120 --> 03:20:42,400
morning is like, Brent, Brent 
better spend the last moments 

4169
03:20:42,400 --> 03:20:46,000
with Emily as you can because 
she's about to be my girlfriend.

4170
03:20:46,160 --> 03:20:48,920
Oh, and Brent's like, dude, 
shut, shut up, dude. 

4171
03:20:49,160 --> 03:20:51,360
He's like, Oh my God, am I 
getting to you, man? 

4172
03:20:51,800 --> 03:20:55,760
Am I getting to you, man? 
Oh man, it was so easy to break 

4173
03:20:55,760 --> 03:21:01,160
your thin week beta skin. 
Oh my God my words are hurting 

4174
03:21:01,160 --> 03:21:04,160
you so much. 
I'm going to lick up your little

4175
03:21:04,160 --> 03:21:09,240
salty tears. 
They're so tasty and so good and

4176
03:21:09,240 --> 03:21:12,480
Prince like shut up bro you're 
going to get embarrassed. 

4177
03:21:12,680 --> 03:21:15,720
I can't wait for the moment. 
She better go hard. 

4178
03:21:16,280 --> 03:21:19,640
Anyways, flash forward to lunch 
the moment. 

4179
03:21:19,720 --> 03:21:23,080
So anyways, Brent is sitting 
with Emily and Emily's like, 

4180
03:21:23,080 --> 03:21:26,000
dude, the emo kid, I can't see 
him anywhere. 

4181
03:21:26,200 --> 03:21:29,160
And Brent's like, dude, he's 
going to ask you out. 

4182
03:21:29,400 --> 03:21:31,400
It's happening. 
Get over it. 

4183
03:21:31,680 --> 03:21:35,040
It's going to happen any second.
She's like he's going to do in 

4184
03:21:35,040 --> 03:21:39,040
the next day, which means 
probably now, probably now in 

4185
03:21:39,040 --> 03:21:41,520
front of everyone. 
And you know, Brent's like, 

4186
03:21:41,520 --> 03:21:44,800
that's what he said he would do.
And Brent was like, Oh my God, 

4187
03:21:45,280 --> 03:21:48,320
don't turn around because Brent 
was looking in. 

4188
03:21:48,320 --> 03:21:52,560
The emo kid was walking over and
what was he walking over with? 

4189
03:21:53,120 --> 03:21:55,920
He was walking over with a boom 
box. 

4190
03:21:57,560 --> 03:21:59,040
You already know where this is 
going. 

4191
03:21:59,480 --> 03:22:02,120
And Brent's like, you know what?
Brace yourself. 

4192
03:22:02,680 --> 03:22:05,120
Try and have an out of body 
experience right now so you 

4193
03:22:05,120 --> 03:22:07,360
don't have to deal with what's 
about to happen. 

4194
03:22:08,840 --> 03:22:11,280
This is about to be bad, Emily, 
I'm so sorry. 

4195
03:22:11,520 --> 03:22:13,480
And Emily's like, Oh my God. 
Oh my God. 

4196
03:22:13,560 --> 03:22:15,680
And that's when you start to 
hear music. 

4197
03:22:16,280 --> 03:22:20,200
It's the emo kids personal band.
So it's like this heavy metal 

4198
03:22:20,200 --> 03:22:22,520
rock band. 
So this imagine some like heavy 

4199
03:22:22,520 --> 03:22:24,920
metal rock going in the 
background and the lyrics. 

4200
03:22:24,960 --> 03:22:26,800
Are. 
Emily. 

4201
03:22:28,280 --> 03:22:32,360
Emily why why? 
Why do you hang with losers like

4202
03:22:32,360 --> 03:22:37,720
Brent? 
Emily, please love me. 

4203
03:22:37,880 --> 03:22:39,680
Yeah. 
It's just kind of like more 

4204
03:22:39,680 --> 03:22:42,120
stuff like that in the 
background and the emo kid is 

4205
03:22:42,120 --> 03:22:45,120
like rocking out by himself with
an air guitar while this is all 

4206
03:22:45,120 --> 03:22:47,040
going on. 
It is the worst moment of 

4207
03:22:47,040 --> 03:22:50,840
Brent's life because the second 
hand embarrassment is so strong.

4208
03:22:50,840 --> 03:22:52,960
He's basically getting first 
hand embarrassment from the 

4209
03:22:52,960 --> 03:22:55,640
whole thing. 
Everyone has stopped eating and 

4210
03:22:55,640 --> 03:22:58,040
turned around, including the 
counselors. 

4211
03:22:58,040 --> 03:23:01,320
They're just watching this kid 
bounce around with an air guitar

4212
03:23:01,320 --> 03:23:04,800
with his like super long black 
bangs flying around around the 

4213
03:23:04,800 --> 03:23:09,360
place as this boom box plays one
of the the crappiest songs 

4214
03:23:09,360 --> 03:23:12,960
they've ever heard. 
The terribly mixed the worst 

4215
03:23:12,960 --> 03:23:15,880
lyrics basically saying the 
Brent sucks and that she should 

4216
03:23:15,880 --> 03:23:18,240
be in love with him. 
And he's bouncing around. 

4217
03:23:18,240 --> 03:23:21,360
And then after five whole 
excruciating minutes and 

4218
03:23:21,360 --> 03:23:23,080
everyone at this point is 
laughing and trying to hold 

4219
03:23:23,080 --> 03:23:25,360
themselves together. 
After five whole long, 

4220
03:23:25,360 --> 03:23:28,200
excruciating minutes of the 
worst music ever in some like 

4221
03:23:28,200 --> 03:23:31,720
really bad air guitar and 
bouncing around, the song stops 

4222
03:23:31,720 --> 03:23:35,800
and the emo kid says, Emily, it 
is clear who you shall choose. 

4223
03:23:36,600 --> 03:23:39,160
What is your verdict? 
And Emily's like, I'm sorry, I 

4224
03:23:39,160 --> 03:23:41,680
don't know you. 
I'm not going out with you emo 

4225
03:23:41,680 --> 03:23:43,360
kids. 
Like, that's hilarious. 

4226
03:23:43,360 --> 03:23:46,960
What's your actual verdict? 
I mean, Emily's like, dude, I 

4227
03:23:46,960 --> 03:23:49,280
don't know you. 
He's like, dude, that's 

4228
03:23:49,280 --> 03:23:51,040
hilarious. 
What's your actual verdict? 

4229
03:23:51,360 --> 03:23:53,880
And Brent's like, all right, 
man, that's enough. 

4230
03:23:54,680 --> 03:23:57,640
Let's let's concede while we're 
behind. 

4231
03:23:58,000 --> 03:24:01,040
The emo kid looks at Brent and 
says, this isn't over, man. 

4232
03:24:01,200 --> 03:24:04,400
And he walks away with his boom 
box and Brent's like, why did he

4233
03:24:04,400 --> 03:24:06,320
say that to me? 
I, I didn't, didn't, I didn't 

4234
03:24:06,320 --> 03:24:08,360
dump them. 
And Emily's like, dude, that was

4235
03:24:08,360 --> 03:24:10,000
worse than I could have ever 
imagined. 

4236
03:24:10,360 --> 03:24:12,560
And right. 
So Robin, the friend who wore 

4237
03:24:12,560 --> 03:24:15,880
them, came over again and said, 
look, I should have warned you 

4238
03:24:15,880 --> 03:24:18,280
about that. 
I didn't, I didn't think it was 

4239
03:24:18,280 --> 03:24:19,880
real. 
I didn't even think that that 

4240
03:24:19,880 --> 03:24:22,840
was actually going to happen. 
I was told earlier this morning 

4241
03:24:22,840 --> 03:24:24,600
and I laughed. 
I'm so sorry. 

4242
03:24:24,800 --> 03:24:27,200
I should take take anything that
you hear about this kid 

4243
03:24:27,200 --> 03:24:29,920
seriously from this point on 
because Oh my God. 

4244
03:24:30,480 --> 03:24:33,960
And Emily's like, wait, no, we 
still have an activity tonight, 

4245
03:24:33,960 --> 03:24:36,280
like for the like this 
afternoon. 

4246
03:24:36,680 --> 03:24:39,520
And Brents like, Oh my God, he 
said this isn't over. 

4247
03:24:39,760 --> 03:24:42,560
And sure enough, it was far from
over. 

4248
03:24:43,080 --> 03:24:45,160
So they get to the activity that
afternoon. 

4249
03:24:45,320 --> 03:24:48,480
So it was probably the worst 
possible activity that it could 

4250
03:24:48,480 --> 03:24:52,240
have been because it was small 
groups of charades. 

4251
03:24:52,760 --> 03:24:54,640
They kind of ran out. 
They they had something else 

4252
03:24:54,640 --> 03:24:57,680
planned, but since it started to
rain, they had to go inside. 

4253
03:24:57,680 --> 03:24:59,760
So they're like, all right, 
we're going to break you off 

4254
03:24:59,760 --> 03:25:02,840
into small groups of three and 
we're going to have you play 

4255
03:25:02,840 --> 03:25:05,200
charades with each other. 
And at this point, like they're 

4256
03:25:05,200 --> 03:25:08,560
like, OK, what are the odds? 
Brent's like, what are the odds 

4257
03:25:08,800 --> 03:25:11,320
that I'm put with? 
And the person says Brent, Emily

4258
03:25:11,320 --> 03:25:14,480
and emo kid. 
And Brent's like, you got to be 

4259
03:25:14,480 --> 03:25:17,360
joking, man. 
You got you got to be joking 

4260
03:25:17,680 --> 03:25:20,560
apparently, right? 
Robin tells him this like later 

4261
03:25:20,560 --> 03:25:23,920
on, like once the camp is over, 
apparently they e-mail because 

4262
03:25:23,920 --> 03:25:26,200
she was talking with one of the 
camp counselors about everything

4263
03:25:26,200 --> 03:25:28,200
that went down. 
The camp counselor said that 

4264
03:25:28,200 --> 03:25:30,640
like once like it started to 
rain, the emo kid went up to 

4265
03:25:30,640 --> 03:25:31,920
them and asked what they were 
doing. 

4266
03:25:32,120 --> 03:25:34,800
Camp counselor said, oh, we're 
doing groups, small groups of 

4267
03:25:34,800 --> 03:25:37,120
charades. 
And emo kid requested that his 

4268
03:25:37,120 --> 03:25:39,280
two best friends and him were 
put together in a group. 

4269
03:25:39,480 --> 03:25:41,640
So it wasn't just random. 
It was the emo kid. 

4270
03:25:41,640 --> 03:25:43,040
But Brent didn't know that at 
the time. 

4271
03:25:43,360 --> 03:25:45,840
So Brent looks at Emily and 
Emily looks at Brent. 

4272
03:25:46,400 --> 03:25:50,280
They're both, but they're both 
basically just like, oh boy. 

4273
03:25:50,560 --> 03:25:53,400
And they then they both look at 
the emo kid who has a massive 

4274
03:25:53,400 --> 03:25:56,320
smile on his face. 
So all three of them go away to 

4275
03:25:56,320 --> 03:26:00,520
a corner in the emo kids like 
Emily, I might have came on too 

4276
03:26:00,520 --> 03:26:02,120
strong. 
And she's like, well, that's an 

4277
03:26:02,120 --> 03:26:04,520
understatement. 
But he's like, I will show you 

4278
03:26:04,520 --> 03:26:08,680
the truth. 
Brent, I challenge you to an 

4279
03:26:08,680 --> 03:26:14,200
alpha battle, and it's just 
like, what's an alpha battle? 

4280
03:26:14,960 --> 03:26:18,000
You're such a beta for not 
knowing what an alpha battle is.

4281
03:26:18,160 --> 03:26:20,200
Beta. 
He's like an alpha battle will 

4282
03:26:20,200 --> 03:26:23,720
be proof that I am alpha and you
are a weak beta. 

4283
03:26:24,120 --> 03:26:26,880
And then Emily will choose me, 
and Emily's like I'm not. 

4284
03:26:27,080 --> 03:26:29,600
And he's like, wait. 
Your your heart will tell you 

4285
03:26:29,600 --> 03:26:31,480
otherwise. 
After the alpha battle, Emily's 

4286
03:26:31,480 --> 03:26:33,640
like, OK, I'm still not going to
she's. 

4287
03:26:33,640 --> 03:26:35,600
Like God stop. 
Silence, woman. 

4288
03:26:36,000 --> 03:26:38,280
And Brent was like, whoa, chill 
out, dude. 

4289
03:26:38,280 --> 03:26:42,240
He's like you silence too. 
We're having an alpha battle 

4290
03:26:42,240 --> 03:26:44,480
right now. 
So right, this is kind of looks 

4291
03:26:44,480 --> 03:26:47,600
like they're doing really weird 
charades from afar, but the emo 

4292
03:26:47,600 --> 03:26:52,280
kid is like, all right, let's 
form our best wolf poses. 

4293
03:26:52,520 --> 03:26:56,280
Brent's like what? 
He said form your best wolf 

4294
03:26:56,280 --> 03:26:58,120
poses. 
Now. 

4295
03:26:58,720 --> 03:27:02,840
And emo it burns like alright, 
alright ohh emo kids like that 

4296
03:27:02,840 --> 03:27:05,160
is the worst wolf pose I've ever
seen. 

4297
03:27:05,160 --> 03:27:07,440
You were definitely not part 
wolf like I am. 

4298
03:27:07,680 --> 03:27:10,000
And the emo kid this is really 
weird pose. 

4299
03:27:10,000 --> 03:27:11,800
He's like ohh. 
My God. 

4300
03:27:12,680 --> 03:27:16,680
I'm wolfing so hard right now. 
This is the most emo thing. 

4301
03:27:16,680 --> 03:27:19,760
I mean the most the most alpha 
thing I've ever done. 

4302
03:27:19,800 --> 03:27:23,040
Oh my God. 
At this point Emily is like guys

4303
03:27:23,040 --> 03:27:25,160
you are both embarrassing 
yourselves emo kid. 

4304
03:27:25,280 --> 03:27:27,640
It's like, no. 
You will see that I'm the most 

4305
03:27:27,640 --> 03:27:31,040
alpha, I swear. 
It's like, all right, let's do 

4306
03:27:31,040 --> 03:27:32,640
it. 
Wrestle me. 

4307
03:27:32,840 --> 03:27:35,720
And, you know, Brent's like, 
what emo kid jumps on top of 

4308
03:27:35,720 --> 03:27:37,760
him, just tackles him to the 
ground? 

4309
03:27:37,920 --> 03:27:40,640
He's like 20 lbs heavier, right?
And a little bit taller. 

4310
03:27:40,920 --> 03:27:42,440
And Brent was completely taken 
off guard. 

4311
03:27:42,440 --> 03:27:43,400
He's like. 
Bro. 

4312
03:27:43,400 --> 03:27:45,120
Stop. 
What are you? 

4313
03:27:45,120 --> 03:27:47,880
Doing and emo kids like I'm out 
elfing you. 

4314
03:27:48,200 --> 03:27:50,680
That's one of the came counselor
comes over and says all right 

4315
03:27:50,680 --> 03:27:54,120
guys break it up break it up. 
Tears to the two of them party. 

4316
03:27:54,120 --> 03:27:57,120
He's like, all right, so we're 
only doing this for 20 more 

4317
03:27:57,120 --> 03:28:00,520
minutes, but it looks like looks
like you 2 can't keep, you know,

4318
03:28:00,520 --> 03:28:03,480
can't keep off of each other. 
So I'm going to be joining your 

4319
03:28:03,480 --> 03:28:05,880
group. 
Imagine how awkward this is. 

4320
03:28:06,080 --> 03:28:09,680
It is Emily and Brent to the emo
kid and a random camp counselor.

4321
03:28:09,840 --> 03:28:11,840
So they do normal charades, 
right? 

4322
03:28:11,840 --> 03:28:15,320
And the entire time the emo kid 
is like sneaking in punches to 

4323
03:28:15,320 --> 03:28:16,280
Brent's arm. 
He's like. 

4324
03:28:16,640 --> 03:28:18,440
Ow and. 
When the camp counselor looks 

4325
03:28:18,440 --> 03:28:21,400
up, the emo kid puts his arms 
behind his back and the emo kids

4326
03:28:21,400 --> 03:28:24,400
like, this isn't over, man. 
And then the emo kid walks over 

4327
03:28:24,400 --> 03:28:25,040
to Emily. 
He's like. 

4328
03:28:26,360 --> 03:28:27,880
Emily. 
Emily's like. 

4329
03:28:27,880 --> 03:28:29,880
What do you think? 
I'm more. 

4330
03:28:29,880 --> 03:28:32,320
Alpha, shut up. 
Kid emo kids. 

4331
03:28:32,320 --> 03:28:35,720
Like, no, OK, well, OK, I'll 
just be direct. 

4332
03:28:36,120 --> 03:28:38,640
Do you want to go out with me? 
No. 

4333
03:28:39,040 --> 03:28:41,520
And the camp counselor was like,
guys, silence while I'm doing 

4334
03:28:41,520 --> 03:28:44,360
charades and Emily's like, dude,
I don't want to go out with you.

4335
03:28:44,640 --> 03:28:46,480
How many times do I need to? 
Tell you this. 

4336
03:28:46,760 --> 03:28:49,440
Emo kids like but I'm definitely
more alpha. 

4337
03:28:49,600 --> 03:28:51,600
She's like that's. 
Not a real thing. 

4338
03:28:52,680 --> 03:28:56,320
So the next day rolls around, 
it's Thursday, and that 

4339
03:28:56,320 --> 03:28:58,240
afternoon there's no real 
activity. 

4340
03:28:58,240 --> 03:29:01,680
It's just known as like the 
soccer dance or whatever. 

4341
03:29:02,120 --> 03:29:05,040
And during the soccer dance, 
there's one coveted slow song 

4342
03:29:05,040 --> 03:29:07,480
where anyone who has feelings 
for each other might ask for 

4343
03:29:07,480 --> 03:29:10,360
like a slow song or something. 
And sure enough, let's just jump

4344
03:29:10,360 --> 03:29:13,240
to the dance because the emo kid
is like being a director Brent 

4345
03:29:13,240 --> 03:29:14,880
all day. 
But that's not anything new. 

4346
03:29:15,280 --> 03:29:17,760
And sure enough, it is the dance
and they're putting on normal 

4347
03:29:17,760 --> 03:29:21,480
songs and Emily and Robin and 
Brent are all together like 

4348
03:29:21,480 --> 03:29:23,000
dude. 
And Robin's like dude, the emo 

4349
03:29:23,000 --> 03:29:25,560
kid is definitely going to try 
and get that slow song with you.

4350
03:29:25,920 --> 03:29:27,720
Like Brent, you got to swoop in 
right away. 

4351
03:29:27,720 --> 03:29:30,400
Because at this point Brent and 
Emily were like unofficially a 

4352
03:29:30,400 --> 03:29:32,440
thing. 
They're only at camp for a week 

4353
03:29:32,440 --> 03:29:35,200
so they're not going to make 
like a a long term relationship.

4354
03:29:35,320 --> 03:29:38,040
Let's have kids, baby. 
OK, OK, You know what I mean? 

4355
03:29:38,240 --> 03:29:41,920
But sure enough, you know, the 
slow song comes on, and Brent's 

4356
03:29:41,920 --> 03:29:43,880
like, oh, my God. 
And Emily's like, quickly. 

4357
03:29:44,000 --> 03:29:47,080
And you can see the emo kid 
sprinting from the other side of

4358
03:29:47,080 --> 03:29:49,440
the room. 
So Emily and Brent quickly, 

4359
03:29:49,440 --> 03:29:52,240
like, get together in the slow 
song, kind of like whatever. 

4360
03:29:52,560 --> 03:29:56,360
And Emily's standing there and 
she feels Brent being ripped off

4361
03:29:56,360 --> 03:29:58,600
of him. 
And the emo kid grabs Brent, 

4362
03:29:58,840 --> 03:30:01,440
rips him off Emily and tackles 
him on the ground. 

4363
03:30:01,600 --> 03:30:04,040
And this is where the camp 
counselors are like, oh, OK, 

4364
03:30:04,040 --> 03:30:07,480
foul play, foul play. 
They go in, they grab the emo 

4365
03:30:07,480 --> 03:30:09,800
kid and they like run it like 
they, they take them off. 

4366
03:30:09,800 --> 03:30:12,520
They're like, all right, buddy, 
this is like your third strike 

4367
03:30:12,520 --> 03:30:15,160
and you are out. 
So they call up the parents of 

4368
03:30:15,160 --> 03:30:17,120
the emo kid. 
They say your kid, your son 

4369
03:30:17,120 --> 03:30:20,200
can't come tomorrow. 
He's like fighting this one kid 

4370
03:30:20,240 --> 03:30:22,040
again and again. 
And you won't stop. 

4371
03:30:22,320 --> 03:30:25,520
And so sure enough, the emo kid 
was picked up, taken away, and 

4372
03:30:25,520 --> 03:30:28,280
Branch and Emily finished off 
with a slow song together. 

4373
03:30:28,640 --> 03:30:30,520
The next day rolls around. 
It is Friday. 

4374
03:30:30,520 --> 03:30:33,040
It is only 1/2 day where 
basically the parents come and 

4375
03:30:33,040 --> 03:30:35,600
watch a little like soccer 
presentation that all the kids 

4376
03:30:35,600 --> 03:30:37,880
have done. 
And by the end of it, right, you

4377
03:30:37,880 --> 03:30:41,080
know, most people are packing 
up, Brent and Emily are gone. 

4378
03:30:41,080 --> 03:30:43,920
And you remember the friend 
Robin from the beginning, one of

4379
03:30:43,920 --> 03:30:47,320
the camp counselors and Robin 
were like friends or whatever or

4380
03:30:47,320 --> 03:30:50,520
like friendly and the camp 
counselor counselors like do you

4381
03:30:50,520 --> 03:30:52,400
happen to know about that like 
emo looking kid? 

4382
03:30:52,400 --> 03:30:55,400
Like do you happen to know what 
was up with him and Robin's like

4383
03:30:55,640 --> 03:30:59,160
do I have a screen right now? 
I know you'll enjoy it. 

4384
03:30:59,160 --> 03:31:03,840
Just click it, do it, leave a 
like on this video and I'll 

4385
03:31:03,880 --> 03:31:06,120
actually give you nothing at 
all. 

4386
03:31:06,440 --> 03:31:08,720
Now what's up guys? 
Welcome back to a brand new 

4387
03:31:08,720 --> 03:31:13,160
story and just imagine you're 
chilling with your girlfriend. 

4388
03:31:13,240 --> 03:31:17,400
Life is awesome. 
You stare into her eyes 

4389
03:31:17,400 --> 03:31:22,320
lovingly, and then all of a 
sudden this emo kid walks in and

4390
03:31:22,320 --> 03:31:26,080
says that you must fight him to 
the death to decide who gets 

4391
03:31:26,080 --> 03:31:28,280
your girlfriend. 
And at that moment, you 

4392
03:31:28,280 --> 03:31:31,040
seriously just sit there and 
question your life choices. 

4393
03:31:31,560 --> 03:31:33,440
That is the story I'll be 
telling today. 

4394
03:31:33,440 --> 03:31:36,840
So sit back, relax, subscribe if
you're new and let's just jump 

4395
03:31:36,840 --> 03:31:38,840
right into this story. 
So we're going to call a 

4396
03:31:38,840 --> 03:31:40,920
subscriber some into the story 
James. 

4397
03:31:40,920 --> 03:31:45,040
So anyways, there's a there's a 
kid in James's class who we're 

4398
03:31:45,040 --> 03:31:47,520
going to call the e-mail kid. 
He kept to himself. 

4399
03:31:47,760 --> 03:31:50,880
He wore crazy makeup in the dark
clothing and whatever. 

4400
03:31:51,120 --> 03:31:53,440
And honestly, doesn't really 
matter what you wear. 

4401
03:31:53,560 --> 03:31:56,080
But he was also extremely 
melodramatic. 

4402
03:31:56,200 --> 03:32:00,360
Like he would come and he'd be 
like, society doesn't understand

4403
03:32:00,360 --> 03:32:02,080
me. 
No one gets me. 

4404
03:32:02,080 --> 03:32:05,040
I'll never fit in, man. 
He he, he was kind of like one 

4405
03:32:05,040 --> 03:32:07,320
of those kids that kind of just 
like would say this stuff and 

4406
03:32:07,320 --> 03:32:09,840
then would be like, why do I not
have friends? 

4407
03:32:09,840 --> 03:32:13,640
I'm just a melodramatic freak 
all the time, Which I mean, I 

4408
03:32:13,640 --> 03:32:15,640
was pretty weird in middle 
school. 

4409
03:32:15,640 --> 03:32:19,520
So like, I can't really speak. 
But then again, hey, man. 

4410
03:32:19,520 --> 03:32:23,640
Anyways, so there's also a girl 
in the I don't know, I'll just 

4411
03:32:23,640 --> 03:32:25,720
call her like, we'll just call 
her Kate, right. 

4412
03:32:25,720 --> 03:32:27,640
It's name of my friend back 
home. 

4413
03:32:27,720 --> 03:32:32,760
So anyways, James and the emo 
kid unfortunately decided had to

4414
03:32:32,760 --> 03:32:36,920
cross paths because they both 
had a thing for this girl and 

4415
03:32:36,920 --> 03:32:39,800
this Friday, right? 
So this story all starts like 

4416
03:32:39,960 --> 03:32:42,200
this weekend or not this 
weekend, we'll say starts on 

4417
03:32:42,200 --> 03:32:45,920
Monday and this Friday, 
remember, not actually this 

4418
03:32:45,920 --> 03:32:47,920
Friday. 
I mean this Friday in the story 

4419
03:32:48,120 --> 03:32:49,640
was going to be the school 
dance. 

4420
03:32:49,920 --> 03:32:52,520
And the whole thing was like 
whoever got the slow dance with 

4421
03:32:52,520 --> 03:32:55,840
this girl was basically going to
like, if you so the thing of 

4422
03:32:55,840 --> 03:32:58,800
James's school, if you slow 
danced with a girl, you were 

4423
03:32:58,800 --> 03:33:00,560
basically dating her at this 
point. 

4424
03:33:00,680 --> 03:33:04,240
You guys were practically in 
love at that point. 

4425
03:33:04,440 --> 03:33:07,080
So it was a pretty big deal who 
was going to get the slow dance.

4426
03:33:07,320 --> 03:33:09,440
And it was the emo kid versus 
James. 

4427
03:33:09,600 --> 03:33:11,320
And this became very public 
knowledge. 

4428
03:33:11,320 --> 03:33:13,880
Like the emo kid was telling 
everyone that he was going to 

4429
03:33:13,880 --> 03:33:17,520
100% get the slow dance. 
And people kind of knew James 

4430
03:33:17,520 --> 03:33:20,120
because James is more popular. 
He wasn't like, I don't know, 

4431
03:33:20,120 --> 03:33:22,000
some like really annoying 
popular person. 

4432
03:33:22,000 --> 03:33:23,840
He was just like a cool guy that
everyone liked. 

4433
03:33:24,160 --> 03:33:26,720
I mean, at least according to 
James, who submitted this story.

4434
03:33:26,720 --> 03:33:29,960
So who really knows, but we'll 
go with it, right. 

4435
03:33:30,360 --> 03:33:33,880
So everyone kind of knew that 
both the emo kid and James were 

4436
03:33:33,880 --> 03:33:35,560
both fighting for this girl 
Kate. 

4437
03:33:35,880 --> 03:33:38,160
And Kate made it pretty clear 
that, you know, she was not 

4438
03:33:38,160 --> 03:33:40,960
going to say yes to the emo kid.
Like, sorry, unlucky life just 

4439
03:33:40,960 --> 03:33:43,360
works out like that. 
But she was considering saying 

4440
03:33:43,360 --> 03:33:46,120
yes to James. 
She was kind of just keeping the

4441
03:33:46,120 --> 03:33:49,080
truth was that she was going to 
say yes to James if he asked. 

4442
03:33:49,240 --> 03:33:52,560
However, she just wanted to keep
him kind of like on his toes and

4443
03:33:52,560 --> 03:33:56,320
questioning or whatever, right. 
So yeah, throughout that whole 

4444
03:33:56,400 --> 03:33:59,480
week, the emo kid and James, 
they didn't really like. 

4445
03:33:59,480 --> 03:34:01,880
They weren't like in a fight 
with each other, but it was kind

4446
03:34:01,880 --> 03:34:04,760
of like they were kind of like 
rivals in a sense, even though 

4447
03:34:04,760 --> 03:34:06,720
they never had any direct 
confrontation. 

4448
03:34:06,920 --> 03:34:08,640
And let's just skip ahead to 
that Friday. 

4449
03:34:08,640 --> 03:34:10,480
It was the day of the school 
dance. 

4450
03:34:10,720 --> 03:34:14,800
It was emo kid versus James. 
So anyways, at this point, you 

4451
03:34:14,800 --> 03:34:17,080
know, the emo kid is like, you 
know, he's kind of like he's 

4452
03:34:17,080 --> 03:34:18,920
standing in the corner at the 
dance, right? 

4453
03:34:18,920 --> 03:34:22,160
Look, I was pretty awkward in in
high school and middle school 

4454
03:34:22,160 --> 03:34:23,600
when it came to those big 
dances. 

4455
03:34:23,800 --> 03:34:26,120
But to be fair, everyone else 
was as well. 

4456
03:34:26,360 --> 03:34:28,680
But the emo kid was kind of 
taking it to a whole different 

4457
03:34:28,680 --> 03:34:31,400
level. 
He literally was like slouched 

4458
03:34:31,400 --> 03:34:34,840
in the corner of the room. 
His like long black hair kind of

4459
03:34:34,840 --> 03:34:37,840
like down almost like, you know 
that scene from the ring with 

4460
03:34:37,840 --> 03:34:39,640
that like the girl who comes out
the TV. 

4461
03:34:39,760 --> 03:34:42,080
He was kind of looking like that
chick for a second. 

4462
03:34:42,360 --> 03:34:44,680
So he was definitely not and 
helping himself out in this 

4463
03:34:44,680 --> 03:34:47,080
situation. 
And at this point, James and his

4464
03:34:47,080 --> 03:34:49,720
boys were kind of standing like 
together, whatever they were 

4465
03:34:49,720 --> 03:34:50,880
dancing to. 
I don't know. 

4466
03:34:51,160 --> 03:34:54,040
I don't freaking know what they 
play at high school dances. 

4467
03:34:54,040 --> 03:34:56,680
Maybe some whip nae nae by 
Silento. 

4468
03:34:57,080 --> 03:34:58,520
Yeah, yeah. 
I don't know, man. 

4469
03:34:58,520 --> 03:35:00,840
It's a middle school dance, bro.
I don't know how this works. 

4470
03:35:00,840 --> 03:35:04,560
But anyways, they're kind of 
waiting for this slow song to 

4471
03:35:04,560 --> 03:35:06,520
come on. 
Maybe some, I don't know, some 

4472
03:35:06,520 --> 03:35:10,760
like song by Adele or something 
like that, Like the when like 

4473
03:35:11,480 --> 03:35:14,560
dude, I always try and like, say
lines from songs during these 

4474
03:35:14,560 --> 03:35:16,920
stories and I just blank every 
single time. 

4475
03:35:17,920 --> 03:35:20,120
But anyways, yeah, so they're 
all kind of waiting around 

4476
03:35:20,120 --> 03:35:22,680
there. 
And it was eventually the slow 

4477
03:35:22,680 --> 03:35:25,040
dance song came on. 
And remember, you might be 

4478
03:35:25,040 --> 03:35:27,520
thinking, oh, man, who cares? 
It's just like a slow song. 

4479
03:35:27,520 --> 03:35:30,000
No, no, no. 
What you have to understand is 

4480
03:35:30,000 --> 03:35:32,680
the slow song meant everything 
to these kids. 

4481
03:35:32,680 --> 03:35:34,840
Like the slow song. 
Basically, if you had a slow 

4482
03:35:34,840 --> 03:35:36,760
song with some girl, because 
remember they were in middle 

4483
03:35:36,760 --> 03:35:38,520
school. 
There's this was like 7th, 8th 

4484
03:35:38,520 --> 03:35:40,800
grade. 
So the probably the farthest you

4485
03:35:40,800 --> 03:35:43,720
ever went with a girl was like 
slow dancing or maybe holding 

4486
03:35:43,720 --> 03:35:47,800
her hand if you were like crazy 
because you know, if you hold a 

4487
03:35:47,800 --> 03:35:50,880
hand, if you hold a girl's hand 
for too long, there was a chance

4488
03:35:50,880 --> 03:35:54,120
you get her pregnant. 
So definitely not misinformation

4489
03:35:54,120 --> 03:35:58,120
from the Conner Pugs channel. 
But anyways, slow dance was a 

4490
03:35:58,120 --> 03:36:00,640
really big deal. 
And all of a sudden the song 

4491
03:36:00,640 --> 03:36:02,720
comes on and the thing was 
right. 

4492
03:36:03,440 --> 03:36:07,080
The the emo kid was too busy 
kind of like sulking about 

4493
03:36:07,080 --> 03:36:10,720
society in the corner of the 
room to react quick enough. 

4494
03:36:10,880 --> 03:36:13,800
So James was like, aye, bro, 
like that guy's playing himself.

4495
03:36:13,800 --> 03:36:16,840
I'm going to go in. 
So James very quickly goes in 

4496
03:36:17,000 --> 03:36:19,400
and boom, he gets there, goes 
up. 

4497
03:36:19,400 --> 03:36:22,280
He's like, hey, like, hey, like,
can I have this dance? 

4498
03:36:22,800 --> 03:36:25,240
And she very happily says yes 
because she said like, oh, I 

4499
03:36:25,240 --> 03:36:27,720
don't know if I'll say yes. 
She knew she was bluffing the 

4500
03:36:27,720 --> 03:36:30,280
whole time. 
And James kind of felt pretty 

4501
03:36:30,280 --> 03:36:32,520
confident about it. 
And even though she said, I 

4502
03:36:32,520 --> 03:36:35,080
don't know, he was pretty 
confident because her friends 

4503
03:36:35,080 --> 03:36:37,080
were like, yeah, dude, she's 
totally bluffing. 

4504
03:36:37,080 --> 03:36:40,000
Like, I hate to expose my friend
like that, but she definitely 

4505
03:36:40,000 --> 03:36:41,560
has a thing for you. 
You're chilling. 

4506
03:36:41,560 --> 03:36:44,720
You're in the green. 
So anyways, James goes in. 

4507
03:36:44,880 --> 03:36:47,360
He feels pretty good about the 
whole thing, but let me just say

4508
03:36:47,360 --> 03:36:51,000
that the emo kid eventually 
looks up and then he sees this 

4509
03:36:51,280 --> 03:36:53,280
and the emo kid is not having 
it. 

4510
03:36:54,880 --> 03:36:58,200
He does something pretty insane.
So a strap in and definitely 

4511
03:36:58,200 --> 03:37:00,520
prepare for the cringe. 
If you have your cringe 

4512
03:37:00,520 --> 03:37:04,640
seatbelts unbuckled, I'm 
actually going to fine you for 

4513
03:37:04,640 --> 03:37:07,800
your own safety. 
So yeah, go ahead and a buckle 

4514
03:37:07,800 --> 03:37:10,760
that cringe seat belt. 
Because there was like a DJ 

4515
03:37:10,760 --> 03:37:14,600
station and there was like a guy
who is like DJ ING quote UN 

4516
03:37:14,600 --> 03:37:16,560
quote. 
And there was like a microphone.

4517
03:37:16,800 --> 03:37:20,080
So like you can select the DJ 
could say like, hey, like 20 

4518
03:37:20,080 --> 03:37:23,640
minutes till the dance is done 
or get ready for this hype song 

4519
03:37:23,640 --> 03:37:25,880
or whatever. 
And other than that, he just, he

4520
03:37:25,880 --> 03:37:27,760
was really just a Spotify 
playlist. 

4521
03:37:28,000 --> 03:37:30,880
He just like, he just edited the
Spotify playlist, right. 

4522
03:37:31,160 --> 03:37:35,800
However, the DJ let the Spotify 
playlist run on autoplay or 

4523
03:37:35,800 --> 03:37:37,320
whatever and he went to the 
bathroom. 

4524
03:37:37,560 --> 03:37:41,640
So the emo kid ran up to the he 
ran up to like the spot or 

4525
03:37:41,640 --> 03:37:43,720
whatever. 
He grabs the microphone, he 

4526
03:37:43,720 --> 03:37:45,640
stops the music. 
First of all, he goes up to the 

4527
03:37:45,640 --> 03:37:49,120
Spotify, clicks pause on the 
music and screams into the 

4528
03:37:49,120 --> 03:37:51,000
microphone. 
Wait. 

4529
03:37:51,280 --> 03:37:54,400
And everybody turns around. 
Everybody turns around and they 

4530
03:37:54,400 --> 03:37:57,400
look at this kid and they're all
kind of like looking at this emo

4531
03:37:57,400 --> 03:38:00,880
kid who's standing at the front 
of the room with like the, the 

4532
03:38:00,880 --> 03:38:02,480
microphone. 
He picks it up. 

4533
03:38:02,760 --> 03:38:05,160
He's like Kate. 
No. 

4534
03:38:05,760 --> 03:38:07,560
So at this point, everyone's 
kind of looking at this kid 

4535
03:38:07,560 --> 03:38:10,280
like, Oh my God, because they 
all knew that like he wanted to 

4536
03:38:10,280 --> 03:38:13,480
have the dance with Kate, but 
like James obviously got it. 

4537
03:38:13,840 --> 03:38:15,360
So they were like, ah, that's 
tough, man. 

4538
03:38:15,360 --> 03:38:18,200
Like life sometimes doesn't work
out the way you want it to. 

4539
03:38:18,200 --> 03:38:20,320
Like that's this. 
Unfortunate how that goes. 

4540
03:38:20,720 --> 03:38:23,360
However, you know, he goes up 
there and he's like, he goes in 

4541
03:38:23,360 --> 03:38:25,440
the microphone, like he says 
wait. 

4542
03:38:25,560 --> 03:38:27,440
And everyone turns around. 
The music is off. 

4543
03:38:27,680 --> 03:38:30,480
He's like Kate May. 
I have this. 

4544
03:38:30,480 --> 03:38:35,000
Dance and everyone's so confused
because first of all, he turned 

4545
03:38:35,000 --> 03:38:37,960
off the slow song in the middle 
of the song. 

4546
03:38:38,680 --> 03:38:41,080
And also she was already dancing
with someone. 

4547
03:38:41,400 --> 03:38:45,240
And instead of just going up to 
her, he makes a massive scene in

4548
03:38:45,240 --> 03:38:49,200
front of everyone grabbing the 
microphone and screaming into it

4549
03:38:49,200 --> 03:38:50,880
saying like will you have this 
dance? 

4550
03:38:50,880 --> 03:38:53,400
And The thing is right. 
It's caused enough commotion 

4551
03:38:53,600 --> 03:38:56,760
that the guy like the DJ that 
was hired ran back because I 

4552
03:38:56,760 --> 03:38:58,440
think he was supposed to be 
there the whole time, but he 

4553
03:38:58,440 --> 03:39:01,280
needed to like RIP a piss or 
something so he needed to go and

4554
03:39:01,280 --> 03:39:03,440
he runs back, go over. 
He's like give that back to me. 

4555
03:39:03,480 --> 03:39:05,440
He like snatches it out of the 
emo kids hand. 

4556
03:39:05,440 --> 03:39:08,720
He's like sorry for the sorry 
for the interruption guys. 

4557
03:39:08,720 --> 03:39:12,400
Turns the music back on like 
starts like not cursing out this

4558
03:39:12,400 --> 03:39:13,600
kid. 
He's a middle schooler, but 

4559
03:39:13,600 --> 03:39:15,360
being like, dude, what do you 
think you're doing? 

4560
03:39:15,360 --> 03:39:18,840
You can't just come up here and 
take this stuff like it's like, 

4561
03:39:18,840 --> 03:39:21,000
if you do this again, I'm going 
to tell your teachers and you'll

4562
03:39:21,000 --> 03:39:24,000
be in big trouble. 
Or I mean, I don't know how much

4563
03:39:24,000 --> 03:39:28,840
trouble a a hired DJ can get you
in, but you know, the emo kid 

4564
03:39:28,840 --> 03:39:32,040
returns to his corner and 
literally just sits down. 

4565
03:39:32,160 --> 03:39:35,880
This slumps into the corner of 
the room, which James felt kind 

4566
03:39:35,880 --> 03:39:38,280
of bad. 
He felt a little bit bad because

4567
03:39:38,280 --> 03:39:41,400
like, James has definitely been 
in that position. 

4568
03:39:41,400 --> 03:39:44,080
I say that very kind of 
liberally because James has not 

4569
03:39:44,080 --> 03:39:47,600
actually been in a position 
where he grabs the microphone at

4570
03:39:47,600 --> 03:39:50,400
the school dance, stops the 
music and asks the girl out 

4571
03:39:50,640 --> 03:39:52,800
unsuccessfully. 
He hasn't specifically been 

4572
03:39:52,800 --> 03:39:55,320
there, but he's definitely been 
in a situation where it just 

4573
03:39:55,320 --> 03:39:57,360
hasn't gone his way. 
So he feels. 

4574
03:39:57,360 --> 03:39:59,560
Bad man you know it feels bad 
man you. 

4575
03:39:59,560 --> 03:40:02,440
Hate to see it. 
But yeah, anyways, James like 

4576
03:40:02,440 --> 03:40:05,040
continued on with the slow. 
I mean, he's not going to stop 

4577
03:40:05,040 --> 03:40:07,480
his life because this kid has an
unlucky moment. 

4578
03:40:07,480 --> 03:40:09,560
Like that's tough. 
James is facing. 

4579
03:40:09,560 --> 03:40:13,760
The emo kid and he just looks up
and the emo kid is staring at 

4580
03:40:13,760 --> 03:40:17,640
him with like the creepiest, 
most stalkerish, most scariest 

4581
03:40:17,640 --> 03:40:21,000
stare he's ever seen because the
emo kid is slumped over like the

4582
03:40:21,000 --> 03:40:23,520
girl from the ring, right? 
And it's just like staring right

4583
03:40:23,520 --> 03:40:25,920
at him. 
He's like long black hair, like 

4584
03:40:26,360 --> 03:40:28,760
covering most of his face 
besides his eyes. 

4585
03:40:28,840 --> 03:40:32,120
And he's like slumped over too, 
like kind of like crouching over

4586
03:40:32,120 --> 03:40:34,920
like an old guy with a cane or 
something, but without a cane 

4587
03:40:35,160 --> 03:40:35,600
and. 
James. 

4588
03:40:35,600 --> 03:40:39,720
Is like, hey, do you mind if we 
turn like 45 this way or 90° 

4589
03:40:39,720 --> 03:40:40,840
this way? 
Thank you. 

4590
03:40:40,840 --> 03:40:43,280
That's much better. 
So he doesn't have to see him 

4591
03:40:43,280 --> 03:40:45,360
anymore. 
We're actually let's do a whole 

4592
03:40:45,360 --> 03:40:47,280
180. 
I mean, he didn't ask for a 180 

4593
03:40:47,280 --> 03:40:49,800
because he didn't want like, 
Kate to be making eye contact 

4594
03:40:49,800 --> 03:40:52,200
with him either. 
But yeah, so that was a bit of a

4595
03:40:52,200 --> 03:40:54,400
tough situation. 
However, you might be thinking 

4596
03:40:54,400 --> 03:40:56,080
well. 
I mean. 

4597
03:40:56,320 --> 03:40:59,320
At this point, reasonably, the 
e-mail kid must have realized 

4598
03:40:59,320 --> 03:41:03,600
that this just wasn't his day 
and he must have just like, 

4599
03:41:03,600 --> 03:41:05,080
given up. 
Which he's already. 

4600
03:41:05,520 --> 03:41:07,920
I mean, he's already embarrassed
himself, like he probably gave 

4601
03:41:07,920 --> 03:41:10,640
up after this point. 
And while that would be pretty 

4602
03:41:10,640 --> 03:41:14,680
fair for you to believe, that 
was unfortunately not the that 

4603
03:41:14,680 --> 03:41:16,720
was just not what happened 
because the emo kid would 

4604
03:41:16,720 --> 03:41:19,840
continue. 
Let me just say that the emo kid

4605
03:41:19,840 --> 03:41:23,600
thought that if he had a sword 
fight with James that he would 

4606
03:41:23,600 --> 03:41:26,160
be able to win the honor of his 
lady. 

4607
03:41:26,200 --> 03:41:28,360
I'm not even kidding you real 
quick, if you made it as far 

4608
03:41:28,360 --> 03:41:30,480
into the video comment emo down 
below. 

4609
03:41:30,480 --> 03:41:31,760
That'll be the secret word of 
the day. 

4610
03:41:31,760 --> 03:41:33,120
Leave. 
I will try and hard as many of 

4611
03:41:33,120 --> 03:41:35,680
those comments I possibly can. 
And also, if you want to support

4612
03:41:35,680 --> 03:41:38,320
the channel, the best possible 
thing you can do is just watch 

4613
03:41:38,320 --> 03:41:41,320
this video throughout the 
entirety, the entirety of this 

4614
03:41:41,320 --> 03:41:43,520
video. 
And then afterwards, if you 

4615
03:41:43,520 --> 03:41:46,280
could watch some of my old 
videos, that helps more than you

4616
03:41:46,280 --> 03:41:47,960
can ever imagine. 
And please go in the comments 

4617
03:41:47,960 --> 03:41:51,760
section and tell me how many of 
my old videos you watched today 

4618
03:41:52,000 --> 03:41:54,160
or this week. 
I'll heart it and say thank you 

4619
03:41:54,160 --> 03:41:56,240
because it helps me out more 
than you can ever imagine. 

4620
03:41:56,240 --> 03:41:58,280
Anyways, let's go back to the 
story. 

4621
03:41:58,440 --> 03:42:02,400
Because the emo kid is not done.
In fact, he is far from being 

4622
03:42:02,400 --> 03:42:04,840
done. 
So what happened after the 

4623
03:42:04,840 --> 03:42:07,320
school dance? 
Like over the weekend, James 

4624
03:42:07,320 --> 03:42:10,160
actually met up with Kate. 
They went to like go get dinner 

4625
03:42:10,160 --> 03:42:13,280
together and that's when they 
officially started dating 

4626
03:42:13,280 --> 03:42:15,040
whatever that means in 8th 
grade. 

4627
03:42:15,040 --> 03:42:17,800
Which means Oh my God, they're 
going to sit together at lunch. 

4628
03:42:18,080 --> 03:42:19,640
Oh my God, dude, that's crazy, 
right? 

4629
03:42:20,160 --> 03:42:23,040
But anyway, so James officially 
starts dating this girl. 

4630
03:42:23,040 --> 03:42:26,720
Word gets around really quickly 
and eventually the emo kid. 

4631
03:42:27,000 --> 03:42:29,160
I'm pretty sure at this point 
the emo kid would have known, 

4632
03:42:29,160 --> 03:42:32,240
but by his next actions it's not
super clear. 

4633
03:42:32,480 --> 03:42:37,560
So that Monday is the first kind
of like lunch day that Kate and 

4634
03:42:37,680 --> 03:42:41,240
what's his name, James are going
to be having their first real at

4635
03:42:41,240 --> 03:42:43,880
school lunch date, which is a 
pretty big deal for the 8th 

4636
03:42:43,880 --> 03:42:46,360
graders there. 
Obviously it's not that big of a

4637
03:42:46,360 --> 03:42:48,520
deal in general, but hey, man, 
let them have their fun. 

4638
03:42:49,040 --> 03:42:52,120
And so, yeah, he sits down like 
he finds Kate. 

4639
03:42:52,120 --> 03:42:55,600
They sit down and they're at a 
table by themselves and like, 

4640
03:42:55,600 --> 03:42:58,400
people are looking over and 
talking and be like, oh, 

4641
03:42:58,480 --> 03:43:00,720
someone's dating, whatever, 
right? 

4642
03:43:01,200 --> 03:43:05,720
And however, James, you know, 
Kate is facing away from the 

4643
03:43:05,720 --> 03:43:07,520
door, but James is facing the 
door. 

4644
03:43:07,760 --> 03:43:11,520
And James sees the door open up 
and he sees the e-mail kid walk 

4645
03:43:11,520 --> 03:43:13,320
in. 
And James is like, this is tough

4646
03:43:14,120 --> 03:43:17,280
because James feels bad. 
He legitimately feels bad 

4647
03:43:17,280 --> 03:43:21,360
because I mean if the roles were
reversed he would feel bad. 

4648
03:43:21,360 --> 03:43:24,680
Like seeing the girl that he 
really liked a week ago sitting 

4649
03:43:24,680 --> 03:43:25,440
with the guy. 
Who? 

4650
03:43:25,440 --> 03:43:29,000
Was low key his like enemy rival
on a date like that would be 

4651
03:43:29,000 --> 03:43:31,080
tough to see. 
And James started to feel a 

4652
03:43:31,080 --> 03:43:34,960
little bit worried when the 
e-mail kid starts to approach 

4653
03:43:34,960 --> 03:43:35,720
him. 
Right? 

4654
03:43:35,840 --> 03:43:39,560
Starts to approach him. 
And yeah, so the e-mail kid 

4655
03:43:39,560 --> 03:43:42,280
walks up to their table. 
And at this point, Kate also 

4656
03:43:42,280 --> 03:43:43,920
realizes that someone's walking 
up. 

4657
03:43:43,920 --> 03:43:47,640
So she turns around and the 
e-mail kid walks up and doesn't 

4658
03:43:47,640 --> 03:43:48,840
look at James. 
He's not. 

4659
03:43:48,840 --> 03:43:50,040
Paying any attention to. 
James. 

4660
03:43:50,040 --> 03:43:52,600
He's actually acting as if James
doesn't even exist at this 

4661
03:43:52,600 --> 03:43:55,320
point. 
The e-mail kid turns to the 

4662
03:43:55,320 --> 03:43:56,320
girl. 
Kate. 

4663
03:43:56,320 --> 03:43:59,080
I forgot her name for a second. 
It says Kate, I've been wanting 

4664
03:43:59,080 --> 03:44:03,320
to ask this for a while, but 
since we've become so close in 

4665
03:44:03,320 --> 03:44:06,120
the last couple weeks, which 
they have never spoken before, 

4666
03:44:06,120 --> 03:44:08,360
but that is beyond the point at 
this point. 

4667
03:44:08,360 --> 03:44:11,560
That is beyond the point. 
He's like, I was wondering if 

4668
03:44:11,560 --> 03:44:14,240
you would like to go on a date 
with me if you would like to 

4669
03:44:14,240 --> 03:44:18,320
start dating And James like, Oh 
no, he doesn't know. 

4670
03:44:18,960 --> 03:44:21,880
How does he not know? 
Cuz James is like, everybody 

4671
03:44:21,880 --> 03:44:25,840
knows, everybody told everybody,
but I guess everybody didn't 

4672
03:44:25,840 --> 03:44:28,280
tell the emo kid. 
Of course they didn't. 

4673
03:44:28,760 --> 03:44:32,080
And Kate at this point is like, 
oh, well, I'm very flattered. 

4674
03:44:32,080 --> 03:44:34,080
And emo Kate's like, well, if 
you're flattered, then you 

4675
03:44:34,080 --> 03:44:38,120
should say yes, correct. 
And this point she's like, Oh 

4676
03:44:38,120 --> 03:44:42,560
well, you see, it's actually not
great timing because I'm 

4677
03:44:42,560 --> 03:44:45,360
actually currently in a 
relationship and emo kids like 

4678
03:44:45,360 --> 03:44:48,000
what? 
How with who? 

4679
03:44:48,400 --> 03:44:52,440
And James is like, Oh my God, 
this is this is so awkward. 

4680
03:44:52,440 --> 03:44:55,000
He doesn't know. 
So James has kind of assumed 

4681
03:44:55,000 --> 03:44:57,720
that the emo kid. 
Didn't think. 

4682
03:44:57,720 --> 03:45:00,640
Anything of the fact that James.
Got like the dance with her 

4683
03:45:00,640 --> 03:45:02,520
which? 
In all reality. 

4684
03:45:02,520 --> 03:45:05,320
He was the emo kid was kind of 
the one who had the most common 

4685
03:45:05,320 --> 03:45:08,560
sense in that situation, because
just because someone dances with

4686
03:45:08,560 --> 03:45:10,320
a girl once doesn't mean 
anything, right? 

4687
03:45:10,480 --> 03:45:13,640
But at this height, at this 
middle school, if you got the 

4688
03:45:13,640 --> 03:45:15,800
slow dance, you are basically 
in. 

4689
03:45:15,880 --> 03:45:18,640
You are locked in at this point,
is what I'm trying to say. 

4690
03:45:18,960 --> 03:45:22,440
So Kate has to go on to 
awkwardly explain to the emo kid

4691
03:45:22,760 --> 03:45:26,720
that, well, the guy that she's 
sitting at right now on the 

4692
03:45:26,720 --> 03:45:29,920
lunch date with happens to be 
the guy that she's dating. 

4693
03:45:30,160 --> 03:45:34,400
And the emo kid turns to James, 
looks at him, looks him down and

4694
03:45:34,400 --> 03:45:35,640
up. 
Like there's like the elevator 

4695
03:45:35,640 --> 03:45:38,000
look when he looks at like the 
top of his head looks all the 

4696
03:45:38,000 --> 03:45:39,360
way down and looks all the way 
up. 

4697
03:45:39,600 --> 03:45:43,160
Turns back to Kate is like, 
really, dude, you decided to 

4698
03:45:43,160 --> 03:45:45,560
date this guy when you could 
have dated me? 

4699
03:45:45,840 --> 03:45:49,200
He's like, and he just like, he 
just kind of like storms out of 

4700
03:45:49,200 --> 03:45:51,600
there. 
And James looks at Kate and he's

4701
03:45:51,600 --> 03:45:53,480
like. 
Dude, how did that kid not know 

4702
03:45:53,480 --> 03:45:54,480
that we're. 
Dating at this point. 

4703
03:45:54,480 --> 03:45:56,920
Like, I swear to God, all your 
friends told everybody, like, 

4704
03:45:57,160 --> 03:45:59,080
and Kate's like, dude, my 
friends didn't tell everyone. 

4705
03:45:59,320 --> 03:46:02,840
And James, like, if you ask 
anyone at the school besides the

4706
03:46:02,840 --> 03:46:05,040
emo kit, apparently they will 
know. 

4707
03:46:05,320 --> 03:46:08,000
And Kate's like, yeah, OK. 
My my friends do talk a lot. 

4708
03:46:08,360 --> 03:46:10,240
And they're like, well, that was
pretty awkward. 

4709
03:46:10,320 --> 03:46:11,960
Hopefully nothing else happens 
again. 

4710
03:46:12,360 --> 03:46:16,720
You might be thinking at this 
point, Conner the emo kid must 

4711
03:46:16,720 --> 03:46:19,440
stop. 
There is no way he continues on.

4712
03:46:19,720 --> 03:46:22,600
There's not a chance that he 
continues, right? 

4713
03:46:23,520 --> 03:46:28,680
Well, well, well, well. 
I got some news for you guys. 

4714
03:46:29,360 --> 03:46:33,200
He does continue. 
And it's bad because you might 

4715
03:46:33,200 --> 03:46:34,040
be thinking that. 
Oh well. 

4716
03:46:34,040 --> 03:46:35,680
The emo kid. 
Stormed off and he was. 

4717
03:46:35,680 --> 03:46:38,040
Done no. 
About 20 minutes. 

4718
03:46:38,040 --> 03:46:40,800
Later, when there's only like 10
minutes left to lunch, James 

4719
03:46:40,800 --> 03:46:43,040
sees the doors open up again and
he's like, you got? 

4720
03:46:43,040 --> 03:46:44,880
To be. 
Kidding me dude, because the emo

4721
03:46:44,880 --> 03:46:48,880
kid walks through but this time 
he is like stomping towards 

4722
03:46:48,880 --> 03:46:52,080
James super angrily. 
He runs up to the table, 

4723
03:46:52,080 --> 03:46:55,920
practically looks at James, 
looks him in the eye and says, 

4724
03:46:56,640 --> 03:47:00,600
it's not over between us. 
It is far from over between US, 

4725
03:47:00,600 --> 03:47:03,000
and it's like taking his little 
finger and like pointing at 

4726
03:47:03,000 --> 03:47:08,400
James and James like OK, nice. 
Like I, I, I, like. 

4727
03:47:08,400 --> 03:47:09,520
We do not care. 
Like I, I, I. 

4728
03:47:09,520 --> 03:47:11,400
I don't know what else to say at
this. 

4729
03:47:11,400 --> 03:47:18,520
Point like, OK, cool, nice. 
Like OK, what do you what do you

4730
03:47:18,520 --> 03:47:20,480
want me to say? 
And the emo kid after that is 

4731
03:47:20,480 --> 03:47:23,560
like, you better watch yourself.
It's about to get bad. 

4732
03:47:23,680 --> 03:47:26,800
He like, storms out of there and
you know, at this point James is

4733
03:47:26,800 --> 03:47:29,120
like, OK, well. 
I guess that. 

4734
03:47:29,120 --> 03:47:32,480
Answers my question. 
So the next day at lunch is 

4735
03:47:32,480 --> 03:47:34,800
where things get really, really,
really crazy. 

4736
03:47:35,760 --> 03:47:39,120
So he's sitting there with with 
Kate on his second date. 

4737
03:47:39,640 --> 03:47:42,600
James is enjoying himself. 
He's having a good time with 

4738
03:47:42,600 --> 03:47:44,240
Kate. 
They're enjoying each other's 

4739
03:47:44,240 --> 03:47:46,120
presence. 
They're they're doing well. 

4740
03:47:46,160 --> 03:47:46,960
I. 
Mean they're they're. 

4741
03:47:46,960 --> 03:47:49,440
Kind of clicking so things might
continue on, right? 

4742
03:47:49,760 --> 03:47:52,920
And that's when the emo kid 
walks in and he's carrying like 

4743
03:47:52,920 --> 03:47:56,360
2 sticks, like 2 pretty good 
sized sticks that he probably 

4744
03:47:56,360 --> 03:47:57,960
found in the backyard of the 
school. 

4745
03:47:57,960 --> 03:48:00,480
So in the backyard of the school
there's like a mini forest, 

4746
03:48:00,480 --> 03:48:03,040
nothing too crazy, but there's 
like a pretty big forest back 

4747
03:48:03,040 --> 03:48:04,800
there. 
And the emo kid must have gone 

4748
03:48:04,800 --> 03:48:07,200
back there and like found two 
decent sized sticks. 

4749
03:48:07,400 --> 03:48:10,760
He walks into the cafeteria with
one stick in one hand and one 

4750
03:48:10,760 --> 03:48:13,200
stick in the other. 
And James is just looking at him

4751
03:48:13,560 --> 03:48:17,040
and he's like, he kind of says, 
like to Kate, he's like, OK, we 

4752
03:48:17,040 --> 03:48:19,800
got trouble. 
Kate turns around, looks at it, 

4753
03:48:20,360 --> 03:48:21,640
and it's just like, turns back 
around. 

4754
03:48:21,640 --> 03:48:24,280
Is like, what? 
And James is like, yeah, I have 

4755
03:48:24,280 --> 03:48:27,120
no idea what's happening, but I 
guess we're about to see. 

4756
03:48:27,680 --> 03:48:30,400
So the e-mail kid walks up to 
the table, like, kind of like, 

4757
03:48:30,400 --> 03:48:33,200
waddles his way up and he's 
like, you. 

4758
03:48:33,200 --> 03:48:37,840
And he like, hands the stick to 
James and James like, like, I 

4759
03:48:37,840 --> 03:48:41,120
need a little explanation. 
What do you want me to do with 

4760
03:48:41,120 --> 03:48:43,080
this? 
Like it's not super clear. 

4761
03:48:43,720 --> 03:48:47,280
The e-mail kids. 
Like you and I will have a sword

4762
03:48:47,280 --> 03:48:51,400
battle and whoever wins the 
sword battle will have the I 

4763
03:48:51,400 --> 03:48:55,440
will it will will win the honor 
of your lady and will. 

4764
03:48:56,120 --> 03:48:57,800
At this point. 
Like Kate's like what? 

4765
03:48:58,040 --> 03:48:59,560
And James like, dude, what are 
you saying? 

4766
03:48:59,560 --> 03:49:01,760
He's like, fight me, fight me to
the death. 

4767
03:49:01,960 --> 03:49:05,880
The winner gets your girl. 
And James is like, no. 

4768
03:49:06,400 --> 03:49:09,000
And the emo kids. 
Like, oh, so you're scared of 

4769
03:49:09,000 --> 03:49:10,720
me? 
Then you know that you're going 

4770
03:49:10,720 --> 03:49:12,280
to lose. 
And that's why you don't want to

4771
03:49:12,280 --> 03:49:13,760
do it. 
And James is like. 

4772
03:49:13,920 --> 03:49:15,800
Well, I'm not convinced I'm 
going to lose. 

4773
03:49:16,280 --> 03:49:20,000
I mean, I'm not an expert at 
random stick fighting or 

4774
03:49:20,000 --> 03:49:24,320
whatever, but at the same time, 
why would I want to even engage?

4775
03:49:24,320 --> 03:49:25,840
Like why would I even want to do
it? 

4776
03:49:26,560 --> 03:49:31,560
And the emo kids like, well, I 
mean, I, I mean, for the sake of

4777
03:49:31,560 --> 03:49:34,280
your honor, bro, like, do you 
really want to be known as the 

4778
03:49:34,280 --> 03:49:37,560
guy who chickened out because 
he's a chicken? 

4779
03:49:38,320 --> 03:49:42,760
And James is like, well, I mean,
I don't really care, but I also 

4780
03:49:42,760 --> 03:49:43,800
don't. 
Want to be known as the? 

4781
03:49:43,800 --> 03:49:47,840
Guy who went on who during the 
like the dance last Friday 

4782
03:49:48,040 --> 03:49:52,400
grabbed the D JS microphone and 
like stop the music to like ask 

4783
03:49:52,400 --> 03:49:55,080
out a girl who is very clearly 
in the middle of dancing with 

4784
03:49:55,080 --> 03:49:59,040
someone else and then coming to 
school the next day super angry 

4785
03:49:59,040 --> 03:50:02,280
with a bunch of sticks and try 
and like fight some guy to get 

4786
03:50:02,280 --> 03:50:05,040
the girl that already obviously 
said no to him twice. 

4787
03:50:05,360 --> 03:50:08,400
At this point, the e-mail kids 
like, so you're what you're 

4788
03:50:08,400 --> 03:50:11,000
saying is that you're too scared
to fight me. 

4789
03:50:11,160 --> 03:50:13,720
And because you know you'll 
lose, James is like, dude, we're

4790
03:50:13,720 --> 03:50:15,880
going in circles right now. 
I'm not fighting you. 

4791
03:50:15,880 --> 03:50:17,880
I'm not having a sword fight to 
the death. 

4792
03:50:18,440 --> 03:50:21,280
Like. 
OK, I'm just not doing that in 

4793
03:50:21,280 --> 03:50:24,360
this point. 
The emo kids like, fine, well, 

4794
03:50:24,360 --> 03:50:28,480
you're about to see me in my 
final form where I am the most 

4795
03:50:28,480 --> 03:50:33,480
powerful. 
And James is like, OK, like, 

4796
03:50:33,760 --> 03:50:36,760
word. 
And then the emo kid reaches up 

4797
03:50:36,760 --> 03:50:39,640
to James and rips out like a 
strand of his hair. 

4798
03:50:39,640 --> 03:50:41,520
And James is like, dude, like. 
That. 

4799
03:50:41,520 --> 03:50:43,400
Hurt, like, why would you do 
that? 

4800
03:50:43,640 --> 03:50:47,680
And the emo kids, like, I need 
that for my wizardly spells. 

4801
03:50:47,960 --> 03:50:51,520
And he like, laughs really 
awkwardly and like, shuffles out

4802
03:50:51,520 --> 03:50:53,920
of there. 
And James turns to Kate. 

4803
03:50:53,920 --> 03:51:01,320
He's like, dude, like what life 
choice did I make to get myself 

4804
03:51:01,320 --> 03:51:04,000
to this position? 
Like what did what did I do 

4805
03:51:04,000 --> 03:51:06,080
wrong? 
Like what choices? 

4806
03:51:06,160 --> 03:51:09,600
Did I make that got me here and 
Kate's like I don't. 

4807
03:51:09,600 --> 03:51:12,400
Know like this is kind of tough.
He's like, yes, why me? 

4808
03:51:12,400 --> 03:51:16,760
Like why, why like he just you 
just came up to me with a bunch 

4809
03:51:16,760 --> 03:51:20,560
of sticks and says I want to 
fight you, right? 

4810
03:51:21,720 --> 03:51:24,920
And then all of a sudden, you 
know, he just like pulls a piece

4811
03:51:24,920 --> 03:51:26,720
of hair. 
Like what? 

4812
03:51:27,320 --> 03:51:31,840
Huh, bro, I I I I I I just 
don't. 

4813
03:51:31,840 --> 03:51:34,480
Know, I just don't know what. 
To do at this point and Kate's 

4814
03:51:34,480 --> 03:51:37,520
like yeah, I, I don't know. 
But like, I think eventually 

4815
03:51:37,520 --> 03:51:38,720
he'll just. 
Get bored of whatever. 

4816
03:51:38,720 --> 03:51:45,320
He's doing and give up so. 
Anyways, next day it is lunch, 

4817
03:51:45,480 --> 03:51:49,080
lunch once again and James comes
in and he finds Kate and he's 

4818
03:51:49,080 --> 03:51:52,160
almost like they sit down and 
he's almost like he he's really 

4819
03:51:52,160 --> 03:51:53,520
stiff. 
He's like not talking that. 

4820
03:51:53,520 --> 03:51:54,480
Much. 
And Kate's like, are you? 

4821
03:51:54,480 --> 03:51:56,200
Good like. 
Is everything OK? 

4822
03:51:56,720 --> 03:51:58,160
And James, like, dude, it's not 
you. 

4823
03:51:58,160 --> 03:52:00,440
It's just the I just don't know 
that kids going to do today. 

4824
03:52:00,440 --> 03:52:02,520
Like I'm not trying to lose 
anymore hair like that. 

4825
03:52:02,680 --> 03:52:05,000
That really hurt last night. 
Like I was starting to bleed 

4826
03:52:05,000 --> 03:52:06,240
from my skull where he pulled 
me. 

4827
03:52:06,240 --> 03:52:09,040
Like that was ridiculous. 
And you know, OK, it's like, 

4828
03:52:09,040 --> 03:52:11,080
yeah, that kids pretty weird. 
Like, sorry you have to go 

4829
03:52:11,080 --> 03:52:13,720
through with that. 
And speak of the devil, dude. 

4830
03:52:13,840 --> 03:52:17,960
Because at that point the emo 
kid walks in and this point he 

4831
03:52:17,960 --> 03:52:23,120
has a backpack on and he has a, 
he has a smaller stick and he 

4832
03:52:23,640 --> 03:52:28,520
has, he has a stick in his hand,
a smaller one and a like a like 

4833
03:52:28,600 --> 03:52:32,280
a spirit Halloween wizard hat 
on. 

4834
03:52:34,800 --> 03:52:37,520
And, and James is like, you got 
to be kidding me, bro. 

4835
03:52:37,640 --> 03:52:39,880
Like he was, you got to be 
kidding me. 

4836
03:52:40,120 --> 03:52:41,480
And at this point Kate's like 
what? 

4837
03:52:41,480 --> 03:52:43,640
She turns around and she's like,
Oh my God. 

4838
03:52:44,000 --> 03:52:45,800
And the e-mail kid walks up and 
she's. 

4839
03:52:45,800 --> 03:52:48,680
And he's like. 
Ha ha ha, like this is where you

4840
03:52:48,680 --> 03:52:52,000
made your mistake, James. 
This is where you made your last

4841
03:52:52,000 --> 03:52:53,720
mistake. 
And he walks out. 

4842
03:52:53,760 --> 03:52:55,880
He sits next to he like stands 
up next to them. 

4843
03:52:56,040 --> 03:52:59,160
He reaches into his backpack or.
Whatever he takes out a. 

4844
03:52:59,160 --> 03:53:04,000
Piece of chalk he takes out the 
like a plastic bag that has a 

4845
03:53:04,000 --> 03:53:08,720
hair in it, presumably what's it
James's hair. 

4846
03:53:09,080 --> 03:53:11,440
And he also has like a candle 
set and a lighter. 

4847
03:53:11,720 --> 03:53:15,040
And he sits down on there to he 
like sits down next to them. 

4848
03:53:15,280 --> 03:53:19,360
And so they had concrete floors 
in the in the in the lunchroom. 

4849
03:53:19,560 --> 03:53:24,200
So next to them he draws like a 
pentagram, puts a bunch of like 

4850
03:53:24,200 --> 03:53:28,520
candles around like the 
pentagram takes James's hair, 

4851
03:53:28,640 --> 03:53:31,680
puts it in the middle, lights 
all the candles. 

4852
03:53:31,840 --> 03:53:34,440
At this point, like this is 
taking like 2 minutes to do. 

4853
03:53:34,840 --> 03:53:37,280
Kate and James are just sitting 
there. 

4854
03:53:37,360 --> 03:53:40,760
They're looking at him 
completely aghast, like what is 

4855
03:53:40,920 --> 03:53:42,400
like, just like, what is this 
kid? 

4856
03:53:42,680 --> 03:53:45,840
What is this kid on? 
Like whatever he's on, dude, 

4857
03:53:45,840 --> 03:53:48,560
like maybe get me some of that. 
Oh my God, no. 

4858
03:53:48,560 --> 03:53:52,200
But they were just like, I mean,
what are you supposed to do? 

4859
03:53:52,200 --> 03:53:54,000
What are you supposed to say? 
So eventually the. 

4860
03:53:54,000 --> 03:53:56,520
Emo kid. 
Has his whole, I don't know, his

4861
03:53:56,520 --> 03:53:59,640
magic setup is all done or 
whatever you want to call it. 

4862
03:54:00,240 --> 03:54:02,360
And he lights, starts lighting 
all the candles. 

4863
03:54:02,360 --> 03:54:05,000
He's like, James, this is your 
last chance. 

4864
03:54:05,160 --> 03:54:07,520
Give me your girlfriend and I 
won't put a spell on you. 

4865
03:54:07,640 --> 03:54:11,000
And James, like, dude, what do 
you mean give me my girlfriend? 

4866
03:54:11,000 --> 03:54:14,840
Like it's a it's like a mutual 
choice to be like girlfriend and

4867
03:54:14,840 --> 03:54:18,160
boyfriend. 
Like you're acting as if this is

4868
03:54:18,160 --> 03:54:21,880
like the, the the 1600s or 
something and like, and like the

4869
03:54:21,920 --> 03:54:23,720
the wife is the property of the 
husband. 

4870
03:54:23,720 --> 03:54:25,320
Bro like what are you talking 
about? 

4871
03:54:25,880 --> 03:54:27,320
And you know, he's like one 
more. 

4872
03:54:27,320 --> 03:54:29,800
Chance bro. 
I'm about to put a crazy spell 

4873
03:54:29,800 --> 03:54:32,400
on you if you don't give me your
girlfriend and Kate. 

4874
03:54:32,400 --> 03:54:36,320
This is when Kate speaks up and 
he's like, dude, like even if he

4875
03:54:36,320 --> 03:54:38,840
said that he was going to give 
me to you, I'm not going to be 

4876
03:54:38,840 --> 03:54:40,120
like, I'm not going to be your 
boy. 

4877
03:54:40,120 --> 03:54:41,840
Like I'm not going to be your 
girlfriend, dude. 

4878
03:54:42,400 --> 03:54:46,000
And the emo kids like, well, I'm
going to put a spell on you too,

4879
03:54:46,000 --> 03:54:47,840
dude. 
If you don't become like, he 

4880
03:54:47,840 --> 03:54:51,400
literally threatens Kate is and 
he's like, oh, if you don't 

4881
03:54:51,400 --> 03:54:54,880
become my girlfriend, I'm going 
to put a spell on you as well. 

4882
03:54:54,880 --> 03:54:58,640
Which? 
OK, I might not be the smoothest

4883
03:54:58,640 --> 03:55:03,240
individual, I might not be, I 
don't know, the one that has the

4884
03:55:03,240 --> 03:55:04,960
greatest pick up lines of all 
time. 

4885
03:55:05,920 --> 03:55:08,240
My tender ones. 
Pretty funny, I did steal it 

4886
03:55:08,240 --> 03:55:12,640
from my friend, but maybe I'll 
5000 likes and I'll reveal it 

4887
03:55:13,080 --> 03:55:15,640
because it's it's pretty funny, 
but it's also embarrassing. 

4888
03:55:16,040 --> 03:55:20,360
But here's one thing I do now. 
There's a very decent chance 

4889
03:55:20,760 --> 03:55:23,880
that if you threaten to cast a 
spell on a woman if she doesn't 

4890
03:55:23,880 --> 03:55:29,000
become your girlfriend, she's 
probably probably not 100%, but 

4891
03:55:29,000 --> 03:55:33,080
probably not going to become 
your girlfriend. 

4892
03:55:33,280 --> 03:55:36,280
I know I might be going out on a
crazy limb right now. 

4893
03:55:36,600 --> 03:55:39,040
And I you guys might. 
Completely disagree and maybe. 

4894
03:55:39,240 --> 03:55:41,480
You. 
Found your wife of 10. 

4895
03:55:41,480 --> 03:55:44,240
Years who loves? 
You very much from threatening 

4896
03:55:44,240 --> 03:55:47,160
her with magical spells. 
I just don't think that's a 

4897
03:55:47,160 --> 03:55:49,280
great way to do it. 
So eventually the emo kid 

4898
03:55:49,280 --> 03:55:52,040
finishes up and then he lights 
the hair in the middle and then 

4899
03:55:52,040 --> 03:55:55,320
he takes his magic wand, waves 
it around and starts saying a 

4900
03:55:55,320 --> 03:55:57,960
bunch of nonsense. 
And at this point half the like 

4901
03:55:57,960 --> 03:56:00,120
the the entire cafeteria has 
turned. 

4902
03:56:00,360 --> 03:56:02,560
Is this like looking? 
They've almost like circled 

4903
03:56:02,560 --> 03:56:04,440
around it like it was a school 
fight or something. 

4904
03:56:04,600 --> 03:56:06,680
They've circled around it and 
they're just like, what the 

4905
03:56:06,680 --> 03:56:09,200
Frick bro? 
Like, Oh my God, like what's 

4906
03:56:09,200 --> 03:56:12,040
going on right now? 
And eventually the e-mail kid, 

4907
03:56:12,240 --> 03:56:17,800
like points his magic wand at 
James and is like Ogabooga or I 

4908
03:56:17,800 --> 03:56:19,400
don't know, he's just saying 
some nonsense. 

4909
03:56:19,760 --> 03:56:24,840
And like literally 15 seconds of
pure silence happened, and then 

4910
03:56:25,160 --> 03:56:27,760
very clearly nothing happens. 
And he's like, I'm gonna give 

4911
03:56:27,760 --> 03:56:28,200
you. 
One more. 

4912
03:56:28,200 --> 03:56:30,360
Chance I'm gonna count to.