Today we have a story of this teacher who completely owns the
spoiled kid. I know you guys will enjoy it.
It's a perfect karma story. Let's just get into it.
Subscriber in today's story John So this all happened one day
when John was in 7th grade and John had a regular teacher in
his history class. However, the teacher was sick
and was pretty sick, had a pretty bad case of the cold, but
happened to be out for an entire week.
John didn't know this at the time, but you know, the
substitute teacher just came in every single day of that week.
So his teacher happened to be out for the week.
And this substitute teacher was pretty epic was was a pretty
cool guy. As you will see, it's not a
parent at first, but trust me, that payoff is totally worth it.
There's also a bully in John's school, unfortunately.
And the bully is in John's history class.
History, OK, in John's history class, right?
And this bully has been kind of known as like the bully for the
longest time. John is in 7th grade and he's
been going to the same school since he was in first grade.
And this kid has always been known as a school bully since
first grade, since the first year John has been there.
And obviously as the kid has gotten older, he's gotten more,
you know, ruler and more sophisticated with his bullying.
But he just never stopped. And John would always tell his
parents, his parents were like, oh, well, he's going to grow up
someday. And let me just say, it has been
it has been seven years. It has been seven years of long,
long bullying and John's been waiting for long enough.
So this all happened. Let's go to day one.
So day one, John comes in the class and he's waiting for his
regular teacher. And the substitute teacher walks
in instead. And John's like, oh, OK, I guess
we have the substitute today. And the substitute is like, hey,
class, like my name is Mr. Davenport.
I will be substituting for Mr. I don't know Mr. Kavanaugh
because, you know, he, you know, he's sick today.
And if he's sick for any other days this week, I'll be
substituting as well. Like, we'll be doing normal
activity. Class will be continuing as
usual. You know, I've studied the
Lesson plan and things will be like normal.
So anyways, on the first day, class was fairly normal.
And you know, John was sitting with his friend Ben.
Ben is not the bully this time. He normally is.
Whenever I have a bad character, I always name him Ben because
we're just calling the bully the bully.
So John and Ben were sitting together and they were doing
some kind of like, you know, some reading activity in the
class or something. And that's when they look over
and they see the bully and the bully is with his other minions.
You know, so a lot of times in school, like the bully will have
like his minions that do whatever he says.
And the bully had his minions in this class and they were sitting
there and they were snickering because they were like throwing.
They were like chewing, like crunching up and chewing up wads
of paper and then spitting them through tubes.
So kind of like spitballing people in class.
And people would turn around, be like, hey, who did that?
And they'd like look away and snicker.
Everyone knew it was the bully, but they also didn't want to
mess with the bully because the bully was known for like upping
his bullying against anyone who kind of like fought back.
So it was kind of just known that that the best thing you
could have done in that situation was kind of just
ignore it. Because though the more or the
less you ignore it, the worse it gets and the harder it is to
actually ignore. And you know, John turned to
Ben. He's like, you know what, this
kid, this kids been the worst for the longest time.
Like is anyone ever going to put a stop to this kid?
Or is this kid ever going to grow up?
And you know, Ben is like, dude, I totally see this guy becoming
some executive of a company and doing this exact same thing to
subordinate. It's like, I see that happening.
And John's just like, dude, I know that I told my mom this
years ago that he was a bully. My mom's like, oh, he's going to
grow up, John. He's going to grow up.
Well, he's growing up to be a bigger but than he was before.
And The thing is right, the bully overhears this and the
bully turns around and it's like, hello, John.
And John's like, oh, hello there.
And the bully's like, did I hear you guys talking about me?
And Ben is like, no, the bully's like, well, I don't know, last.
Time I went to the. Doctor, last time I got my ears
checked, the doctor said that they were pretty good, that I
could hear quite well. So I really don't know what's
going on. I really don't know what's going
on because I thought I heard my name.
And John's like, Nope, you must have heard it wrong.
Police like, well, I guess that's the case.
And that better have been the case.
Have a good day, fellas. Bully turns around, goes back to
making spitballs. So John and Ben are kind of like
talking with each other. And that's when John feels a wad
of like wetness, like a peer on his neck.
And he looks at it and sure enough, it's one of the bullies
spitballs. And the bully and his little
minions are laughing or whatever.
And Ben's like, like, you shouldn't don't react.
Don't react, John. And John he does.
He does kind of like the he he does the cool thing, but also
probably not the greatest idea. He takes a spitball and throws
it right back at the bully and the bully like it catches him
like on the eyebrow. And the bully peels the spitball
off of his eyebrow and looks directly at John and
legitimately just says you're going to regret that.
And Ben whispers like dude why did you do that?
Everyone knows if you just ignore him, he'll.
Go. Away and John turns to his
friend Ben and says bro, I've been ignoring him for the
longest time. Everyone ignores him and he just
gets away with this all the time.
And Ben's like. Was that worth it throwing that
spitball back at him? Was that really worth it?
And John's like, you know what? Yes, it was.
So the bell rings and everyone's leaving class and John is like
quickly leaving the class to go to his next class when he
immediately finally himself on the floor because the bully
stood in front of him stuck out his leg very stiffly.
John tripped on it and fell right over.
And John's backpack like wasn't zipped up all the way and it
kind of like flung over his head and everything spilled out in
front of it. And the bully says, nice trip,
John. Hopefully I'll see you next
fall. And John's like, you didn't even
say the joke, right. So Ben comes over, helps John
get his stuff back up. And Ben's like, man, what I tell
you, you don't want to be messing with that bully, man.
And John's like, you know what? I've had enough of not messing
with them. You know what?
This is war, man. This is war.
And I'm going to be maybe I'm going to be the first one and
maybe I'll be the only one to stand up to this kid.
But you know what? I'll be damned if no one else
stands up to this kid. I'll be damned if I let this
kid, like bully me again. And John and Ben's like, okay,
we'll have fun being tripped. And John's like, well, it's not
very funny, Ben. And Ben, it's like, I'm serious
like this. Kids going to go hard until you
stop. And then John's like, well, I'm
not going to stop. So the next day rolls around,
right? And you know, John goes into
school and he doesn't really think anything of it.
And he goes in the class and this kid is just staring him
down the entire class. And John and Ben are sitting
together. And this isn't like an activity
class. This is kind of a sit there and
listen to the lecture class. And Ben kind of leans over and
whispers, John. John's like, yeah, what's up,
Ben Bens? Like, dude, the bully staring at
you and John's like, dude, I know his eyes are piercing the
back of my skull. Sure enough, right?
The bully has just been like staring at John, kind of
smiling. And it's 2 little minions are
like staring as well. And the substitute teacher at
the front of the class doesn't seem to be paying any attention
to this. Little did you guys know, he
actually is. But that's for later in the
story. He comes in to be pretty epic
later on. But anyways, John's like, you
know what? I don't care, Ben.
He can stare at me all he wants. If he really wants me like that,
I'm going to have to let him down softly because I don't want
to hurt his feelings. And Ben's like, dude, you're
getting yourself in really deep. I don't know if this is a good
idea. And Ben's like, this is a great
idea. This is probably my best idea
yet. It was maybe not John's best
idea yet because John gets up to leave and he's very careful not
to have not to trip over anything.
And that's when he's met at the end.
Like as soon as he leaves the classroom, he's bumps right into
the bully who's standing there. He's like, oh, hello there, John
the bull. And John's like hi.
The bully's like, well, you know.
I don't know if you're available this afternoon, but I just got
to have a word with you this afternoon.
John's like, I'm actually busy. I got to go home and the bullies
like I think you'll find time. I think you'll find time.
And then the bullying is minions walk away and Ben walks up to
me. He's like John, John, what just
happened? And John's like, dude, what?
He just came up to me and said, am I free this afternoon?
And Ben's like, Oh my God. And John's like, dude, what?
He just said if I'm free this afternoon and Ben's like, dude,
dude, no. And John's like, dude, what is
going on? And Ben's like, bro, that's what
he tells people before he beats thumb up, bro.
And Ben's like, dude, what? John's like, yeah, Ben's.
John's like, what? And Ben's like, dude, you got to
hide. And sure enough, John is
starting to take this a little bit more seriously because while
the bully is not that harmful, like physically, when you don't
push back and the rare cases people have pushed back, he is
trying to continuously like show his authority, basically show
his dominance, however he chooses to do that.
So Ben and John are like, John's like, all right, well, you know,
this probably isn't a good idea. We got to find a way to sneak
out of school because there's like 1 main exit and kind of
like the place where people get picked up because of John rides
the bus, right? There's like a place where the
bus always arrives. But to get there, you have to go
through this main hall. And Ben and John sit down and
realize that the bully is most likely going to try and
intercept them in the main hall and like pull John aside and,
you know, give him a few, a few one twos.
You know what? I me and and so John is like,
all right, Ben, well, we got to, we got to figure this out.
So they look around, they find another exit.
And so they basically decide to skip their next class.
Normally a bad idea, but you know, this is quite the
circumstances. So they're looking around and,
you know, they, they look and they're like, Oh my God, here's
another exit. And then it's, they see it's a
fire exit. So if they push this, they'll
push the fire alarm, they'll get in a ton of trouble.
It'll just be a bad, it'll be a bad situation, right?
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With that being said, let's get back to the story to this point,
right? John and Ben are looking around
frantically skipping a skipping a class, right?
So they're taking it pretty seriously trying to find an
exit, which is not going to be the exit that the bully expects
because there's normally 1 main way that everyone leaves the
building and then goes to the bus or goes to get picked up.
And they're assuming that the bully is going to know this,
which I mean he is going to know this and he's going to be
waiting there and he's going to pick John up and give him the
whole 1/2, right? So John and Ben are looking
around and they immediate they do find an exit.
However, unfortunately, it is a fire escape.
And Ben is looking at his watch. He's like, dude, we got 10
minutes. So the bell rings and John's
like, well, can't we just wait it out?
And he's like, dude, like, you're going to miss the bus.
And then you're going to be stranded here.
And John's like, I can always call my mom and say I missed the
bus. And Ben's like, bro, they're
going to know that you didn't leave and they're going to come
find you in this building, one of his minions at least, right?
And then you're going to be stuck here probably for an hour
without your mom coming to pick you up.
You don't want to do this. And John's like, what am I
supposed to do? Am I supposed to walk there and
just like let it happen? And Ben's like, we still got 10
minutes. We can figure this out.
So John and Ben are frantically like going around the school
trying to figure it out. And that's when John or Ben
actually has the brilliant idea of John, John, John and Ben's
like what? And or John or and John's like
what? And Ben's like, dude, I figured
it out. We're not supposed to be looking
for doors and John's like, dude, what do you mean?
We're supposed to be looking for doors and Ben's like windows.
John, there are no fire exit windows and John's like, oh, so
then now they start looking around and a lot of the windows
are like glued shut or way too high or have like some screen in
them. But that's when they go into the
bathroom and they find glass windows that when you like crank
them, they go up and when you crank them, they go down.
There's no, there's no massive drop.
It's like a three foot drop or something.
They're not super big, but you, you can put your backpack
through them and then you can crawl through them as well.
And it's the perfect escape. And that's when the bell rings
and John and Ben are like, all right, or Ben's like, all right,
John, let's go. So sure enough, John pushes his
backpack through. Ben pushes his backpack through.
John gets up there, goes to the window, drops down, says it's
all good. Not a big drop or anything.
Ben goes through, does the same thing.
They get their backpacks on and they sneak around the school and
they see the bus and they Sprint towards the bus and they're
sprinting towards the bus. They get on it and they both sit
in the back. And when they both sit in the
back, they're looking out and they see one of the, the, the
bullies minions walk out to the bus and look around, right?
And that's when the bully makes eye contact with John and calls
back. And John's like, dude, they see
us. And, you know, Ben's like, OK,
what we need to do is we need to go to the front of the bus and
and Ben's like, or John's like, why would we need to go to the
front of the bus? He's like, shenanigans happens
in the back of the bus John, John's like, OK.
And then Ben's like, the bus driver will not allow this kid
to beat you up in the front of the bus.
And John's like, all right, totally fair.
That makes a lot of sense. So John and Ben go all the way
up to the front of the bus. And that's when as they're about
to leave, the bully gets on and says, oh, John, I thought we're
having little date this later tonight.
And John turns to Ben and he's like, see, I told you he's into
me. And that's like pay attention.
And the bullies like so sad that you had to avoid us.
Well, I'll be seeing you tomorrow.
So anyways, the next Day in History class, you know, John
and Ben are sitting together and the teacher is handing back, you
know, grades from a test that, you know, was administered the
week before. And the bully was sitting behind
this girl. Let's just call her Caitlin for
the sake of this. She doesn't really come up
again, so I'll call her Caitlin. And if I forget, who cares?
So the teacher's giving back the tests and, you know, John and
Ben did fine. John got an A minus, Ben got AB,
like totally fine grades. And when the teacher gives the
test back to Caitlin, Caitlin ends up getting AC.
And you know, C is, I guess, fine enough.
It's not a really, it's not a grade you should be shooting for
in a lot of cases. Maybe some math classes I can
understand. But it was it.
Either way, Caitlin was really not happy with it.
And the bully turns around and it's like, Oh no, the Water
Works. And Caitlin starts crying a
little bit. The bully's like, oh, no, did
you disappoint your parents again by doing bad?
Well, next time does. Try harder, Caitlyn.
And the bully turns around, and his minions are laughing.
And, you know, Ben is or John is, like, dude, this guy's
legitimately the worst. Do you see why I'm standing up
to him? And Ben's like, are you really
standing up to him? Like, you're just running away
from him at this point? And John's, like, what would you
do in my situation? And Ben's like, I don't know, be
a bystander, stay quiet, like, keep my head down and wait till
I get to leave middle school. And and Ben, it sounds like
that's not the point, Ben. That's not the point.
This kid is doing this and we're allowing it to happen.
And you know, Benz, like, yeah, we are.
It sucks. What do you want us to do?
John's like, I don't know, I don't know.
And no one was noticing, but the substitute teacher was starting
to really pay attention to everything that was going on in
class, right? So after school again, John and
Ben, you know, they're going around, they're walking around
and they're trying to find they're going, they're going to
the bathroom, right? And they're skipping the last
class or they're leaving 5 minutes early from their last
class because they have to get quote UN quote picked up early.
They faked like a absence T note from their parents or whatever.
So they're out of class 5 minutes early and they're both
walking to the bathroom and that's when they run into the
substitute teacher. Substitute teachers like, hey
boys. And they're like, hey, Mr.
Davenport and Mr. Davenport's like boys, I don't think you're
supposed to be out of class yet. And, you know, Ben's like, yeah,
well, we have a we have a reason It's.
And John's like, no, we left class early and Mr. Davenport's
like, boys, you know, you can't be doing that.
And that's when John's like, you know what, screw it, I'm just
going to tell him everything. So John lays it out and tells
him literally everything. Mr. Davenport's like, wow, wow.
I was starting to pick up on some themes going on as well as
you know what? You know, the bully didn't class
to Caitlin today, but I didn't know it went down that deep.
Are you boys able to get any, any evidence for me?
And, you know, the kids are like, what?
And, you know, the subsea teachers like, yeah, I've
actually been putting together a bit of a file recently on this
kid. I was a little disturbed when I
saw him trip you. And I wanted to really, really
get some. I wanted to stand back.
I wanted to be a bystander. I wanted to watch what was
happening so that I could collect enough evidence so that
this kid, who seems like a real systemic problem could be dealt
with properly. And this point right, John's
like, wait, so you saw that all and the substitute teachers like
yes, but you know, what power do I have this what power do I have
as a substitute? However, I do have the power if
I sit back and watch and observe everything and write it down and
get evidence that I can submit a real file and really get a mark
in this kids record and maybe stop him for good if he wants a
future. And John's like, Oh my God.
And Ben turns him and says, like, dude, we need proof that
this kids going to try and beat you up.
And John's like, I don't know how we're going to do it.
He always words it weirdly. And John's like, well, maybe I
should go meet him. And the substitute teachers.
Like, I don't think that's necessary, right?
Like, I, I don't want like to put you in danger.
And John's like, no, but I need to get this kid gone.
And substitute teachers like, well, I don't know how much the
administration would like this, but I can stand guard and right
before anything happens, I can come and break it up.
And John and Ben kind of look at each other like, OK, this is
like some scrawny random substitute teacher.
What if, like, he really holds no authority?
And John's like, well, I mean, I got to stop this kid somehow.
So sure enough, right, John turns to Ben and says, Ben, you
need to record everything. So Ben has his phone out and he
starts recording, right? And they walk down the halls and
Ben's trying to be like, it's not super obvious with his
recording. So he kind of like, pretends
like he's just on his phone. The flash is off.
He's able to record it pretty well without it being super
obvious. And eventually, so they're
walking down the hall and the bully's like, well, boys, I
wasn't sure if I was going to see you today.
It's great that you're here. And he's like, you know, Ben, I
don't really have any issues with you.
You can keep going. Ben's like, well, I'm just going
to wait for John. Will you ride the bus tomorrow?
The bully's like, you know, I don't think that John will be
riding the bus today. And Ben's like, well, then I
won't be riding the bus today either.
The bully's like, fine, well, then stand over there unless you
want to become collateral damage.
And so John, but you know, Ben does step away and you know, the
bully starts coming up to John and John's like, what are you
going to do to me? And the bully's like.
No, I'm just going to, you know, we're just kind of.
Full of time and then the bully like kind of comes up to him
menacingly and he's like, why do you disrespect me in Class 2
days ago and John's like you spat A spitball at me.
I just threw it back to you. That sounds fair.
The bully's like there is a rule of law here.
There's a hierarchy here. Some of us are above others at
this school and I'm just here to enforce it.
And John's like, how are you going to enforce it?
And the bully lifts up his fist and says, this fist will make
contact with your face then is the rule of law at this school.
And as soon as that happens, the substitute teacher sprints out
of there, is like, hey, break it up, boys.
Break it up. And, you know, the bully turns
around and says, oh, Mr. Davenport, like, nothing's going
on here. I'm just having a talk with my
friend. Mr. Davenport's like, well, it
doesn't look like that to me, John, I'm going to need you to
come with me. The bully's like, no, John
staying with us. Mr. Davenport's like, I can get
the principal over here and the bully's like, fine, you know
what, John? We'll have a little talk later.
Go ahead. See you in class tomorrow, Mr.
Davenport. And the bully and his minions
walk away. And you know, Mr. Davenport's
like, Oh my God, that was so close.
Like, I'm like, that was really reckless of me to even let that
happen. And John's like, no, we got it
on a recording. He turns to Ben.
He's like, Ben, you got that on recording, right?
And Ben's like, Yep, got it on recording.
He's like audio checks it. He's like, Yep, visuals.
He's like visuals are pretty good.
A little shaky because I didn't want to be obvious.
I caught it all at this point, right?
Ben, Mr. Davenport and John, they all go back to Mr.
Davenports like classroom or it's his substitute teacher.
So it was like the other teachers classroom, but they go
to that classroom and you know, John's like, hey, can you call
up my mother and say I'm not going to be like that.
I had to stay late for an extra help project and that you know
that I'm not going to be able to make the bus.
So Mr. Davenport calls up his mom and his dad.
John's mom's like Oh my God, are John and Ben trouble?
Mr. Davenport's like actually the contrary.
They wanted to help me with an assignment and they will be
getting extra credit and John's like.
Oh, that's so nice. Whatever, right?
So afterwards, John, Ben and Mr. Davenport sit down and they
basically construct a case against this kid.
They construct bits of evidence. John starts hitting up other
kids in this class, basically asking for testimonials.
They are making a full takedown of this kid, right?
Of years and years and years of just everything, right?
And at this point, they end up with a really like a really
solid case file. They have enough to at least get
him suspended if not spelled from the school at this point.
So the real nail in the coffin is when, you know, Ben turns to
Ben turns to John. He's like John.
Do you remember James? They're like, yeah, yeah, James,
whatever happened? And Ben's like, dude, that was
the kid that, you know, the bully actually beat up.
And so basically, right, there's this kid who they haven't spoken
to in a while, but there was, like, a rumor that, like, the
reason why he was gone for a week is because he was in the
hospital. And, like, because the bully,
like, beat him up. And when he tried to, like, say
the like, oh, the bully did it. The bully was able to weasel out
of it. And John's like, dude, with all
this evidence, if we got like a medical record about James and
put him in the case, we could get this kid out.
So they contact James. He's not really responding, but
Ben remembers. Oh my God.
I was in like a 6th grade group chat with this kid.
I had his number. So they call him up and James is
like, hello. And Ben and Ben and John say,
hey, I don't know if you remember us.
They explain everything. And James is like, look, this
kid has been giving me grief for the longest time ever.
I tried to rat him out. I've been out like he isn't
giving me any more grief. Like, I don't know if I want to
do this because, look, I will suffer the consequences if he
doesn't get completely like kicked out of the school.
And, you know, my name is attached to this.
And then Mr. Davenport speaks up and says, hey, like, James, you
don't know me, but I'm a substitute teacher, Mr.
Davenport. I happen to be a decently good
friends with, you know, the the teacher will to say Mr.
Kavanaugh. That was the name I gave him
with Mr. Kavanaugh. It's one of the reasons why, you
know, he recommended, recommended me to come in for
this week and he said I will make sure that this kid gets
eggs, like, expelled. And the two boys were looking at
each other like, wow, like, this guy's serious.
And, you know, James is like, all right, well, I don't know
how much I can help, but I can definitely get you the medical
records. And they're like, can you do it
by tonight? James is like, yeah, you know,
I'll talk to my parents, but we'll see.
And Jane and John and Ben were like, all right, we'll take.
We'll see. Thank you so much.
Like, tonight would be the greatest.
We're trying to get this in by tomorrow, and things might leak
if we don't. So anyways, later that night,
you know, Mr. Davenport's like, all right, just send me the
stuff on your school e-mail. It doesn't matter.
It's on school e-mail. I don't care.
So sure enough, right now, the next day or that night, James
sends them like, a medical record.
He said this is the date, this is the injuries like this, like
it wasn't enough to put this guy away or not put this guy away
but get him suspended before. But hopefully, James, like
hopefully with all the other evidence you have, this will be
enough to get the bully out of the school.
So they send it to James. James sends it to Mr. Davenport.
And Mr. Davenport is like, all right, men like I will need you
tomorrow bright and early. I'm going to excuse you from all
your classes. You're coming with me.
We're all going to go to the principal's office and we're
dropping this bombshell. So the next day rolls around, as
it always does, but this was a special day.
They all walk in. John, Ben and Mr. Davenport walk
to the principal's office. They sit down.
John and Ben explains everything that's happened, not just this
week, but ever. And Mr. Davenport explains all
the things he's observed. And, you know, the principal's
like, wow, this is quite a lot. And Mr. Davenport's like, well,
this isn't it. And Mr. Davenport then sends
like the TB large, OK, it's probably smaller, smaller than
TB, the very large file that they've created with all the
evidence, with all the like the references, with all the
people's testimonies. And the principal's like, wow,
this is, this is intense. And Mr. Davenport's like, it's
really thorough too. And so basically, right, the
principal's office, like we need a couple days to make to like go
through this and the principal's office like, you know, Ben and
John, like you guys can be excused for the next couple
days. You're not suspended, you're not
anything. But if you want to take the next
couple days off just for your own protection as we bet through
this, that's totally fine. So John and Ben were like, oh,
shoot. Like, of course the school
contacts their parents. They explained that they're not
in trouble. It's for their own safety.
And the, you know, John's mom's like, oh, John, you should have
told me about this. Whatever.
So a couple days go by and that's when Mr. Davenport emails
John and the headline of the e-mail is the verdict is in.
So John immediately he sees the like the notification on his
phone and he immediately opens up the Gmail app and he's just
swiping and refreshing and refreshing and eventually opens
up the app, gets in there, opens the e-mail, and it's one line on
screen right now. I know you'll enjoy it.
Just click it do it how's it going everyone today we got a
story time of a Minecraft kid who ends up destroying his
entire house because he was a playing with his quote and quote
Flint and steel basically playing with the lighter trying
to do Minecraft in real life because the kid actually
believed that Minecraft was real and he was like Oh yeah the
physics will be exactly the same.
So he ends up burning down his entire house pretty crazy story.
I think you guys will enjoy it. So sit back, relax, subscribe.
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nothing. And with that being said, let's
just jump right into it. So we're going to call the
subscriber who submitted this story, Eric.
So anyways, right, Eric's mom informed him that they would be
going over to their cousin's house for the weekend.
So this was during summer and you know, Eric was off from
school. He was kind of just chilling,
having a pretty good time. And you know, his his cousin is
significantly younger, so like four or five plus years.
And it's, it's always difficult like to hang out with family
members sometimes if they are a significantly different age
demographic than you, unless it's like 30 and 40, because you
can get along like you're both adults.
You can get along with you can at least, you know, I don't
know, understand adult stuff together, but I don't know about
you guys, but like just hanging out with people that are
especially if you're 15, hanging out like a 10 year old is just
like, bro, how do you even do that, bro?
Like, unless you can like both play the same video game and
relate over that. However, though, so Eric's moms
like, hey, we're just gonna you're gonna have to do it.
You're gonna have to suck it up. Like sucks to suck.
Basically telling Eric that it's like she knows that he probably
would prefer to be doing something else with his time and
he probably wouldn't want to, but that it was a non
negotiable. Yeah.
So another thing that she informed Eric was that
apparently, you know, their aunt had been telling her that, you
know, Eric's cousin had a bit of an addiction to this game called
Minecraft. Well, Eric knew what Minecraft
was like. It's pretty hard to be, you
know, a team. This is like to be a teenager,
be on the Internet to any extent, be aware of video games
to any extent and at least not know what Minecraft is.
I think a lot of people haven't played it, but at least most
people have. They at least know what it is.
Or maybe they played like Pocket Edition when they were a young
kid or something like that. But anyways, Eric's mom was
informing him that, yeah, so basically, you know, just a
heads up, this kid is obsessed with Minecraft, will probably
refuse to have a conversation or engage in any activity that
isn't at least Minecraft adjacent.
So Eric's thinking himself, oh, great.
Well, this is going to be a really fun time for me because I
don't play the game. Like, I know what the game is.
I don't play the game. I don't really watch the game.
And now I'm going to be forced to spend time with this kid who
won I don't have anything in common with in the 1st place
because we're like, these are like 4 to five years younger
than me. And on top of that, he's not
even going to try to relate on anything.
And like because the only topic that he'll allow us to have
conversations about is freaking Minecraft.
Bro. I'll even admit, like even
someone like me who's a pretty big fan of Minecraft, it's just
like the one game I could always play as a kid because I was a
Mac user. I will admit that like even I
would be kind of bummed out if I was going somewhere and I knew
the only thing I could talk to someone for days about is
Minecraft. So anyways, Eric gets in the
car. Eric's mom's kind of like,
you're just going to have to deal with this.
I'm sorry. We need to see family members,
which like I can respect. It's good to like, you know,
keep in touch with your family members.
It's good to keep and have a good relationship.
So anyways, they drive over, it's about like an hour away.
They don't live that far. It's only an hour car ride, but
still, it's a bit of a trip, right?
So anyways, they're going over and you know, Erics is kind of
like mentally preparing himself for a very not super fun, I
don't know, time, you know what I mean?
He's not. He's not really that excited for
what's about to happen. So they pull up into the
driveway and Eric's aunt, basically just Eric's aunt,
comes out. But one thing, you know, you
know who doesn't come out? Yeah, the Minecraft kid, AKA
Eric's cousin. You know why?
He's too busy up in his room playing freaking Minecraft bro.
Yeah. So anyways, the Eric's mom or
Eric's aunt, sorry, greets thumbs like I'm so excited you
guys could come. This is so great.
I'm really excited to see you guys here.
All this kind of stuff, right? And she kind of like looks up
like because they have a two-story house and on the 2nd
floor there is very clearly Eric's cousin.
OK, so for the rest of this video, I'm going to call Eric's
cousin the Minecraft kid. Just so you guys know, those are
the same dude. So she looks up to the Minecraft
kids room. So the blinds are closed, but
they're kind of thin, so you can see, like, light kind of
flashing or whatever. And I think the window must have
been open because it was a hot summer day.
And you could hear, like, Minecraft noises.
And you could also hear the kid go like, damn it.
No, what the heck? He's cheating.
He's hacking like this. Like, this kid is screaming at
the top of his lungs. So yeah.
Eric's aunt looks up very slowly, up to the window, looks
down very slowly. That makes eye contact with the
both of them and is like, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, he's in one of his Minecraft fits right now.
Maybe we should wait a second before we go say hi.
Yeah. So Eric already knows he's about
to be in for a, a surprise, to say the least.
Like, he already knows it's about to be a bit of a situation
because the aunt just referred to a Minecraft fit.
Like, what does that even mean? And that even she said we're
better off not like saying hi to him until he's out of his
Minecraft fit. Like, bro, what does that even
mean, dude? So Eric knew that this kid was
obsessed. But The thing is, I feel like if
it were like, OK, I mean, probably Eric's aunt should have
been like, we're going to go see him, whatever, and kind of like
discipline him a little bit, but whatever, man.
So they go inside and once you enter, you can kind of hear the
noises a lot more clearly. I guess like this, the sound in
the house kind of bounced around a lot, but you heard like, I
guess the game volume for Minecraft must have been up like
200% or something, blasting through massive speakers.
And then you hear like kind of like hitting noises, whatever,
and then you hear screaming. He's.
Hacking he's. Hacking he's.
Cheating. Ban him.
Ban. Him.
Then you hear all this like smashing and the stuff being
thrown around. So Eric already knows that not
only is this kid like addicted to Minecraft craft, like
straight up, he's also like a he's also like engages in gamer
rage, which is like, look, everyone's been playing the
game. Everyone gets a little mad
sometimes. Even I get a little mad
sometimes. But like, I don't know, man, I
don't want to be around someone where they're like throwing
their stuff, getting super mad. Like I know a couple years ago,
dude, I'd be playing Minecraft. I would lose.
I type and chat. You suck, bro.
Like I don't even know why I would never do that in person.
This Minecraft may be so mad, but yeah, at the same time you
definitely don't want to be around someone who's thrown
their keyboard or whatever. I never threw my keyboard.
I would just be like your trash law.
Just say that stupid stuff and chat.
But you never want to be around someone who's actually, like,
throwing their keyboard and stuff.
Yeah. So anyways, they go inside and
they're kind of like, sitting in the living room after talking
with a little bit with Eric's aunt.
And Eric's aunt is like, all right, well, it's been like 30
minutes, and I'm not hearing this much screaming.
By as much screaming, she didn't mean no screaming as there was
still the faint damn it like coming from upstairs or
whatever. And so when that kind of like
calmed down a little bit, but even it still was happening, it
just wasn't as violent or as frequent.
She's like, I'm going to go up and let him know that, you know,
you guys are here and that you should come down and say hello.
So Eric's aunt walks up the stairs and out of the room.
Eric and his mom are just sitting there and they can hear
because remember this, this house is like crazy sound for
some reason. You could hear everything.
You hear Eric's aunt be like, hey, sweetie, like your your
cousin and your aunts are here. And then you hear mom, get out
of my room. I'm playing Minecraft.
And she's like, sweetie, I know you're playing Minecraft, but
you should come down and say hello to your cousin.
Why are you so excited? Earlier this week, He's like.
Mom, I'm in the middle of a PvP match.
Get out of here right now. You're.
Going to make me lose. So anyways, you hear the door
close, then you see anyways, Eric sees his aunt walk down and
be like, oh, he'll be down in one second.
He's just, he's wrapping up up there, which like Eric and his
mom look at each other because I don't think Eric's aunt really
realizes or has kind of like, kind of like realized how sound,
like the way that sound moves in their house and how everyone can
hear basically everything. So yeah, it's actually pretty
crazy, bro. Like they're just kind of
sitting there. Eric's looking at his mom.
The aunt doesn't realize that they could hear what actually
happened, which was that the aunt basically got yelled out by
her by her own like, son bro, say, but I need to play
Minecraft. I'm not coming down.
So yeah, the cousin, AKA the Minecraft kid, in fact, did not
come down for like the next, I don't know, did not come down
for like the next 45 minutes. And the aunt was like for the
for the next 45 minutes, she was sitting in the living room, like
talking to them, being like, how's school, how's whatever,
right? Kind of just normal small talk.
But she was always like looking upstairs, looking down, looking
upstairs, looking down, waiting for the Minecraft kid to come
down, feeling super embarrassed, feeling super awkward.
And like honestly, like Eric even felt bad in the situation.
He's like, oh man, like a little bit like she did raise this
monster. But also it's probably not the
easy. Like for example, I was a pretty
easy child. I'm sure I was hard to raise in
the sense that raising any child is hard.
But like I never broke any rules.
I never like actually had the I was always like, I was a good
child, bro. So like, I'm sure raising a
Minecraft demon is probably kind of difficult, but at the same
time, it's like you raised the Minecraft demon.
Like, he's the product of like you raising him, bro.
Yeah. So anyways, I sure enough,
eventually the Minecraft kid comes down and he comes down and
he sits down and he he doesn't come down alone, though.
He comes down with his iPad. Because just so you know, he
plays Minecraft mostly on the computer.
But when he doesn't have access to his computer, he plays
Minecraft on his iPad. And when he doesn't have access
to his iPad, he plays Minecraft on his phone.
And when he doesn't have access to his phone, he goes to sleep
so that he can dream about playing Minecraft.
Yes, he will never be in a situation where he's not playing
Minecraft. So he comes down, sits on the
couch, and immediately is this on his iPad, like walking down
stairs. He's walking down holding his
iPad, probably chopping wood or something in one of his, you
know, creative worlds or I don't even know, right.
So sure enough, the aunt is like, hey, buddy, like, do you
want to say hello to someone indicating that?
Like, maybe he should say hello to his cousin who came all the
way just to see him, even though his cousin very clearly does not
want to see him in the Minecraft craft Kids Like what?
And he goes back to playing Minecraft.
Yeah. So basically the Minecraft kid
just completely ignores his mom and ignores his cousin and just
goes back to crafting, bro. So yeah, sure enough, the mom,
like, prompts him again, like, do you want to say hello to your
cousin? And he's like, oh, hello.
And then goes back to playing Minecraft.
So look, here's the thing. Eric, the subscriber, he's not
taking any of this personally. He's like, OK, whatever.
Like, it's fine. It's not like we were going to
have some great deep philosophical conversation
anyways. Like it's, it's whatever really
is. And so sure enough, they, they
have a little bit of a conversation and then, you know,
Eric's aunt is like, all right, well, we do have a plan for
later tonight. So Eric is literally just
sitting there playing Minecraft on his little iPad or whatever.
And it's kind of awkward because they can't continue on with the
conversation because the aunt is like insistent on trying to
bring Eric into the conversation.
So she's like, so Erica, what did you do today?
And he's like, because he's too busy playing Minecraft to have
any, like, verbal response to her that was any bit
intelligible. So he could only respond in
grunts, so he could focus 99% of his attention on his Minecraft
gaming skills and abilities. Yeah.
So at this point, Eric already knew that this was, this was
about to be a great time. This was about to be a great
time at his cousin's place. So basically they decide or
basically the honest like, OK, so this is what we're going to
do for the rest of the day. So they got there kind of late
in the day. They were going to stay for a
couple days or whatever, but they were planning on going out
to dinner. So let's just skip ahead till
later in the night as that's where things start to get even
more interesting with the Minecraft kid.
So anyways, they anyways, the Minecraft kid after their
conversation, goes back upstairs and goes back up to playing
Minecraft. Eric is like kind of looks at
his mom's like, can I just stay with you?
And she's like, yeah, fine. I think Eric's mom was like at
the very beginning a lot more like, I don't know, you need to
go spend time with your little cousin or whatever.
You don't see him. Family's important.
But after seeing the little cousins, you know, actions and
stuff like that. I think she kind of just chilled
out and was like, all right, well, I think it's fair enough
to say that, you know, my, I'm not going to have to put, I
don't want to put my son through like the nonsense and turmoil of
dealing with this kid. She's probably going to like
want like Eric to hang out with him at least a little bit.
But I think she's going to be a bit more understanding.
She's going to be a little bit more lenient, a bit more like
relaxed when it comes to that stuff.
So anyways, right, let's just skip ahead to the time for
dinner. So they get kind of dressed up a
little bit. They were told to bring at least
one nicer pair of clothes, like cuz they're going out to like a
fancy steakhouse or whatever. And so, you know, everyone's
kind of dressed up, and they're waiting in the living room.
And Eric's aunt yells up like, all right, it's time to come.
Like, go. It's kind of time to come down.
We're going to go eat soon. And you hear a lot like this.
Very faint, muffled. I'm playing Minecraft.
So anyways, right, you know, it the odds kind of like a little
bit embarrassed because I'm sure if you're a parent and your son
or daughter, whatever directly talks back to you, I'm sure
that's kind of embarrassing because while that's like, yeah,
OK, this kids probably difficult to handle, this kids probably
difficult to deal with at the same time.
And it like the other side of the coin, why are they difficult
to handle? Why are they being so difficult?
Well, I mean, it's kind of a reflection on you as a parent to
an extent because you did raise these kids.
Maybe if they're like 35 and like that now they're like
acting back at you. At that point they're adults and
they've kind of formed themselves.
But especially if they're like 10 or 11, I mean really though,
their whole world is more or less shaped by you and or things
that you let them like spend all their time doing.
At the end of the day, the Minecraft kid might have been a
real like problem, but why was he a problem?
Because his aunt let him play Minecraft 24/7 and kind of form
into the kid he is now. So it's a little bit
embarrassing and she like kind of goes up there and she hears
like this bicker or not, she sorry.
The Eric the subscriber and his mom are sitting there very
awkwardly in the living room as they hear bickering back and
forth between the Minecraft kid and you know, the on and off.
It's like I need you to get down there right now.
You're embarrassing me in front of your cousin and your aunt.
The Minecraft kids like but. Ma'am, I'm in the middle of a
bad wars game. Please, I just need one more
game. And then she's like, no.
You will not have one more game. You've been playing all day when
your cousin's been here, he's like but.
Mom, I better win. I'm about to get like I'm going
to win the bad wars. Game.
She's like, you are shutting this down right now.
He's like Bob I've got. I've had bad wars.
You can't stop me in the middle of a bad war game.
Bob, this isn't a game you can pause.
And, like, Eric and his mom are just sitting down there just,
like, grimacing, cringing, super awkward.
Yeah. So many ways.
Eventually, the Minecraft kid and Eric's aunt come down.
It's all pretty awkward. It's pretty uncomfortable.
Obviously, the Minecraft kid is very, very grumpy right now
because he was taken out of his bed Wars game.
Mom doesn't understand. You can't pause.
These. Games, right, which is like, OK,
bro, you have been like, yes, I'm sure that you probably lost
some stats on a Hypixel or something, but at the end of the
day, bro, like, I don't know, you've been playing Minecraft
all day and from the looks of it and what it sounds like you've
been playing Minecraft all day every day for the longest time,
dude. So I don't really know how you
could have that kind of the grounds to be upset over this
type of stuff anyways though. So sure enough, they get in the
car and you know, in the front is the aunt and Eric's mom and
in the back is Eric and the Minecraft kid.
So Eric is kind of just sitting there very awkwardly and the
Minecraft kid looks at him and he's like, hey, Eric turns his
like, what's up? Because like, you know, Eric's
going to try and be friendly to this kid.
It's not like Eric is going to try and like ignore this kid or
whatever. I mean, it is his cousin and he
is staying with them so they can be on good terms.
That's like the best situation. That's the best outcome from
this situation. So yeah, anyways, the Minecraft
kid is looking at Eric and is like, hey, and Eric says, hey,
what's up? And Minecraft kid is like, do
you know what Minecraft is? And Eric's like, yeah, I'm like
aware of what Minecraft is and the Minecraft kids like, oh, so
do you play it? And Eric's like, oh, not really.
I I think I play it like once or twice, but not really.
And the Minecraft kid, it's so funny.
He looks at him and like this kind of like glazed look goes
over his face, his eyes like kind of unfocused.
And then he slowly turns back to see because he kind of like he
twisted over and turned over to look at Eric while he was
talking to him. But the second that Eric said
no, I don't play Minecraft every second of my waking day and also
when I go to sleep dream about Minecraft PvP and speed running.
The second Eric admitted this this this sin, right?
The Minecraft kid literally just lost every speck of interest and
just shifted over back to looking forward.
He didn't, he wasn't even like oh OK cool.
He didn't even respond. That was literally just the way
that he ended the conversation was just like turning away.
The second Eric said no, I'm not super interested in Minecraft.
I don't play it every 5 seconds of my love, my life, right?
So eventually they get to the steakhouse and they walk inside.
And so they're seated, they have reservations.
They sit down and the Minecraft kid is looking at the menu and
his mom's like, hey buddy, like I know you like steak, so here's
some things I think you'll like. She points out some stuff at the
menu, whatever, right? And like the Minecraft kids
looking at it, he's like, I need to know how this steak was
prepared. And you know, everyone like, I
don't know, like it was kind of a weird question to ask.
Like, what do you mean? I need to know how this steak
was prepared? Like how how many different ways
can steak really be prepared, bro?
Which just doesn't make a lot of sense.
And he's like, well, I need to know if it was cooked in a
furnace or some of you use Flint and steel and then killed the
cow. And like, everyone's just kind
of looking at them real confused.
And even Eric at the time, Eric's knowledge of Minecraft
has grown a decent amount since this story took place, so he
understands it. But at the time he was just like
bro what are you saying? And the Minecraft kid is looking
at them like why are you guys so confused?
I'm literally just asking how this meat was prepared.
Well, was it put in a furnace and smelted with coal or was it
that did they kill the cow with a sword and just make sure that
they hit it with a Flint and steel beforehand?
For any of you guys out of the loop of Minecraft knowledge.
Basically there's a few ways you can get cooked steak in
Minecraft 1 is you put it in a furnace and put coal in there or
another way to get raw steak is by killing a cow.
But if you set the cow on fire, wow, saying this out loud
actually sounds so bad. But if you set the cow on fire
and then kill it, it drops cooked steak.
So that's what the Minecraft kid was asking because the Minecraft
kid must been playing so much Minecraft that he believed the
real world was Minecraft physics.
The real that Minecraft physics were actually real world physics
too so yeah his the aunt needed to explain to the Minecraft kid
that like. He.
He probably shouldn't ask that to the waiter but anyways the
waiter comes over and before like the waiter can even finish
saying hey can I get do you guys want any drinks?
The Minecraft kid says. So is your steak.
Cooked. In a furnace?
Or do you need to Flint and steal the cow before you smash
knack it with a diamond sword and it just like dead silence
after the Minecraft kid says that cuz I don't know about you
guys, but I would be at least a little bit confused.
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So anyways, the waiters kind of thrown off guard because he
just, I don't, I think the waiter's like old enough that he
might know of Minecraft. But to know that like to get
stake in Minecraft, you need to like throw it in a furnace or
kill as a cow with Flint and steel.
That's pretty game specific knowledge.
I think if I asked a random person who didn't play that much
but knew about Minecraft, they probably still wouldn't even
know how to answer that. They'd probably be like, well, I
mean, I don't know dude. I don't spend all my time
playing Minecraft like that. And I'd be like fair bro, fair
enough. So yeah, sure enough, the
waiter's like, well, cuz he just tries to like, I don't know, try
and like survive, like save the conversation.
He's like, well, we, we, we get grass fed beef.
You can choose if you want it like cooked medium rare, rare,
like well done. It's it's up to you.
I don't think we use a furnace. We use like, I don't know, an
oven or stove or something in Minecraft because like, I've not
heard of that method before. That is very suspicious.
Turns to his mom. Mom, we need to get out of this
establishment immediately. And his mom's like, ha, ha, so
funny. Don't listen to anything he says
as she turns to the waiter. You know what?
Can we have another second with a menu?
And the waiter's like, OK, So anyways, she turns to or the
aunt turns to the Minecraft kid is like.
You could not be. Saying that like that, like you
cannot be like demanding that we get up and leave.
Like that's so rude, so embarrassing for me.
And this whole time, Eric and his mom are just sitting there
so awkwardly. And the Minecraft kid responds,
Mom, I've never heard of anyone cooking steak in an oven before
or a grill. Like it obviously is either in a
furnace or you kill a cow with Flint and steel.
Everybody knows that's the two ways.
And she's like that's, that's she's like, she does like it's
starting to have a mental freaking breakdown.
So anyways, the Minecraft kid does not end up getting the
steak because it's too suspicious.
He just gets up. Like he just gets 3 orders of
fries, which like, yeah, that's when I think of a healthy,
nutritious meal that's going to power me through the day.
I think of three orders of large fries.
That covers all the food groups, bro.
Yeah. So anyways, they eventually get
back home and this is where things go.
Really, really. SI think the title of this video
is going to be Minecraft kid destroys his house, Minecraft
kid burns down his house. And I said in the very first 30
seconds, the Minecraft kid burns down his house.
That was not clickbait. That was not a lie.
I just need to give you all the information before we got there.
So eventually they're driving back.
The aunt is a little bit on the edge because of how much the
Minecraft kid is acted out. I think she's now realizing in
the presence of other people how strange the Minecraft kid really
is. Because I think, like, I don't
know, I feel like if certain things happen to you every
single day, you kind of ignore it.
But I feel like you're hypersensitive to things being
out of place or things being abnormal when you have guests
over. So I think the fact that she had
guests over and kind of like, in contrast, it was like Eric, in
contrast to the Minecraft kid, was so extreme that you couldn't
notice the difference between the two of them.
So anyways, they get back and the Minecraft kid immediately
goes upstairs and like no one thinks anything of it.
Little do we do they know that, you know, the Minecraft kid is
about to perform Minecraft in real life and burn down the
house. They just think that he's going
back up to play more bed wars or just play some more Minecraft up
there, right. So they're sitting down in the
living room and the aunt is like, I'm so sorry.
Like I didn't realize how bad it was with him.
Like, I know that he was obsessed with that game, but
it's it's like rotten his brain. Yeah.
So anyways, they don't realize that anything's going on.
But the the odd is like, I'm so sorry.
I'm I'm sorry about what's going on.
Like, and then that's when Eric's like, do you guys smell
smoke? And almost as soon as Eric says
that, the Minecraft kid comes running downstairs.
She's like mom, mom, she's like, what what happened?
He's like, I was I was doing Minecraft and I was doing the
Flint and steel. I was I was seeing if how to
make steak in real life like Minecraft.
And mom a points upstairs and you can see all of this smoke
billowing from outside. So OK, the situation starts to
unfold in the like the on and starts to realize shoot, my
house is on fire. Goes gets them all outside, gets
the phone with her, calls 911, the ambulance, fire truck, all
this type of stuff is coming there.
So as the house is catching on fire, she turns the Minecraft
kid and it's like what did you do?
So the Minecraft kid basically explains that he was so confused
by what happened at the steakhouse that he went down the
stairs, grabbed like a piece of raw chicken from the fridge.
Then also grabbed a lighter, which he referred to as Flint
and steel and was trying to like cook the chicken like you would
in Minecraft, but accidentally like left the lighter going and
like on something super flammable.
And that like it just like caught on fire.
And that he was, like, too scared to do anything at 1st and
it spread really quickly and he ran down stairs.
And now he points to the house and the whole thing's in flames.
So the fire truck gets there, like, puts out the fire.
It's a whole thing. Yeah.
The whole, like, second floor is like, trashed pro.
Like that house is not doing well.
Thankfully, they got insurance. But at the end of the day, you
get insurance not because you want to use insurance.
You get insurance hoping you'll never use it, but knowing if you
need to use it. Well, at least that's better
than, you know, the situation happening and not having
insurance. It's never like a oh thank God,
like I'm so excited to finally use our insurance.
Said nobody ever, you know what I mean?
So yeah, anyways, Eric and his mom, their stuff was still in
the first floor. So actually their stuff was
totally fine. Eric and his mom said that like,
you know, they'd be willing to help or whatever, but they
should probably leave because they're not going to stay in the
non existent second floor guest bedroom unless they wanted to
sleep on the bed of charcoal and breathe in toxic fumes all
night. So yeah, I don't know.
I think the aunt was so flustered that she was just
like, you know, it's OK, you guys can go.
And like, obviously Eric's mom was a little bit conflicted of
just getting up and leaving, but she also was like, I'm also not
trying to deal with this dude. So yeah, Eric gets in the car
and Eric's mom starts driving them back.
And Eric and his mom have a nice long conversation about like
basically saying, Eric, thank you for being such a good kid.
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Today we got three story times of the cringiest kids ever.
The first story is of a kid who tries to become a spice king and
ends up, well, throwing up in the cafeteria.
The second story is of a kid who asks out a girl in the middle of
class in the most cringy way possible.
And the final story is of a spoiled kid who gets a stain on
his fancy pantsy shirt and you guys will not believe how he
reacts. Leave a like in the video to
claim your free nothing and let's just jump right into it.
Anyways, we're going to call the subscriber who submitted the
first story, Ty. So anyways, this all happened in
what seemed like a normal day. Ty and his friends were in the
cafeteria. So there's another kid who we're
going to call Ben. And Ben was kind of the kid that
always tried to seek attention, and that's how he thought he was
going to be liked. You know, it's kind of a sad
situation because I knew a lot of those kids back in the day
that they thought, you know, they maybe were self-conscious
of the number of friends they had or really the lack of
friends they had. And they thought if they put in
a clown show, they would able to have more friends quickly.
Like and subscribe right now to claim your free nothing anyways
though. So yeah, this this all started
off as a normal day. And Ty and his friends, they
were sitting at the cafeteria and they had cafeteria food.
You could bring in your own food, but most of the time they
just have the cafeteria food. And Ty tells me this food's not
great, bro. Like it really is very average
or whatever. It's it's, it's a simply not
that good. Which you know, so they're
sitting there kind of like picking out their mush or
whatever. And Ben, this kid I was telling
you about sits down at their table.
So Ben will kind of like float around from table to table.
I've told you before, he doesn't really have a stable friend
group, which is probably the reason why he's always acting
out. And he's like, you know, he sits
down. He's like, boys, this lunch is
going to be for the history books.
So Ty looks at him. He's like, what do you mean?
Because I don't know why, like, a lunchtime would be so
memorable, right? So Ty and his friends kind of
look at each other a little bit confused because it's kind of
like, you know, why is this kid saying this is going to be a
lunch to put down in the history books?
That just doesn't make a lot of sense.
Anyways, though, so that you know, the spoil, not the spoil.
Look at sorry. Ben elaborates.
And he, you know, grabs his lunch bag because he brought in
lunch today and puts it on the table.
And Ty and his friends are kind of like looking at this lunch
bag. Like OK bro, I see you have a
lunch bag and you put it on the table.
I'm not super sure what this means, but cool, I guess.
And he's like, boys, I am going to do the spicy food challenge
like the spice Kings on TikTok. And they kind of look at each
other. If you don't know, there's these
people that are called spice kings, I think, or just people
that eat a lot of spicy food in short form.
Videos on YouTube Shorts on TikTok and Instagram Reels.
Basically, they post videos of themselves eating, you know,
spicy Peppers, spicy chips, just like a lot of spicy food
allegedly in one sitting, trying to have like no reaction or
whatever. And it's whatever, right?
You can do what you want to do. I've no actual issue with that
type of content. However, I think Ben thought it
was such a good idea for him to do this to kind of show off to
the kids or show off to like Ty and his friends and try and get
their approval or whatever, which I mean, a bro, the end of
the day, like this is not how The thing is.
You're not going to become friends with people long term
because you're able to pull off funny stunts or whatever.
You're not going to be able to become friends with people just
because, I don't know, like you're.
You're. Going to become friends with
people because you spend a lot of quality time with them, you
share hobbies, you're a good person to them, you are
consistent. That's how you're actually going
to become friends with people. Not by pulling off stunts like
this anyways though. So yeah, sure enough, Ty takes
out the stuff out of his bag and in his bag there are three
things. There's a thing of jalapeno
Peppers, there's a thing of hot spicy Takis, and then there's
the one chip. If you don't know about the one
chip challenge, well, let me explain it to you very briefly.
Basically the one chip, well, the one chip challenges this one
chip that you can buy and it's like this one black chip that is
ridiculously spicy. There's so many funny videos on
the Internet of people trying to eat it.
It is not being able to do it. So anyways, yes, Ben had both
the one chip spicy Takis and some spicy probably jalapeno
Peppers. So at this point Ty and his
friends are like, OK, we don't need this kid like causing a
scene because it look at the end of the day, they're just trying
to chill and eat their lunch. The last thing that they need is
a big old situation or whatever that because of proximity,
because they are physically nearby the then they're they are
responsible, right? They're not trying to be
responsible for this kid. Totally fair, totally
understandable. So yeah, anyways, right.
They're kind of like, hey, bro, you really don't need to do
that. I'm sure you could.
But also, man, we're running low on time.
Maybe you want to do that another day.
Maybe you want to do that with other people so that we're not
responsible. Yeah, there's a lot of things
that maybe you'd rather do. And Ben, it's like, no boys.
Like I showed this to you. I have this up.
I need to finish it. Like I need to like figure this,
like I need to show you guys. And he before they could stop
him, he immediately here's the thing, bro, Normally at these
spice kings, they'll eat like one thing at a time.
Yeah. So instead of doing that and
putting like a like eating one spicy thing at the time, because
if this boy not sorry, not spoiled kid, if Ben was to eat
one of the spicy items at a time, maybe besides the one chip
whatever thing, because that thing's pretty crazy.
If he's able to eat a few jalapenos, he would pretty
quickly realize, OK, maybe this isn't for me.
Because by the way, a little background knowledge which at
the time Ty and his friends had no idea about was that Ben had 0
spice tolerance bro. He had no ability to handle any
heat at all. He just saw people munch this
stuff on TikTok and YouTube shorts and he was like all right
man, I'm in bro, like I'm good or something like that.
So yeah, sure enough, right? He decides to do something
pretty stupid. He takes a fistful of jalapenos,
a fistful of spicy takis, and the one chip crushes them like
all together into a ball and just eats the whole thing.
Chews it super quickly, swallows it and looks at them and says no
reaction. OK, After saying no reaction, Ty
and his friends look at each other like oh boy because they
know that the one chip doesn't necessarily hit you immediately
but give it some time, you're screwed.
So they're all looking at each other and they're like good job
bro, you don't need to be eating any more of that.
And as they're saying that, Ben is already grabbing more
fistfuls of jalapenos and spicy Takis.
About 10 seconds later though, he stops eating more stuff
because I think he starts to feel the upcoming wave of spice
start to hit his throat and he's like no, no reaction guys, does
anyone have any water or milk? And they don't.
So he quickly gets up. He's like, no reaction, guys, no
reaction. I just need something to drink
to make it easier for me to, my God for me to eat more of these
guys. Don't worry, no reaction though.
He starts frantically looking around and tying.
His friends are like, boy, so you're like, look bro, we'll try
and get you some milk or something.
And he's like, guys, guys, I'm dying.
Yeah. So basically within the span of
10 seconds, he went from saying no reaction to saying, oh, my
God. Oh my God.
By the way, if you made it this far into the video, comment
Spice down below in the comments section.
I'm gonna try hard as many comments on YouTube that say
Spice. Thank you so much for making
this far. ANYWAYS.
So yeah, sure enough, he's just kind of, he's dying, bro.
Not actually you're not. He's not actually dying.
He's fine. He might have some toilet
problems, but he's doing all right.
But he's basically panting on the floor, and Ty and his
friends are looking at each other like, bro, this is the
exact reason why we didn't want him to do this.
We don't want him to actually, like, harm himself, too.
But also now we're looped in by association.
Like, we would be bad people if we just stood up and left.
Yeah. So that's when Ben, who's, like,
crawling around on the floor like, milk, I need some milk.
And Ty gets up and kind of yells out, someone get this man some
milk. Eventually, though.
Yeah, Ben just completely, like, pukes everywhere.
Not to be too graphic, I'll keep it at that.
But at that point, the entire lunchroom is are like, oh, my
God. Because everyone's paying
attention. Once again, the one thing that
Ty and his friends didn't want, as well as all the attention,
all the negative attention associated with this and all the
negative attention being associated with this guy but.
Yeah. What are they going to do about
it though? So yeah, eventually the lunch
lady, the staff, whatever they come over, they get him some
like milk or some kind of something to make them feel
better and get the spice down. Unfortunately, the cleaning crew
had to come over and clean up the situation at hand in the
lunch room, and we're going to call the subscriber who
submitted the next story, Zach. So anyways, there's this kid in
Zach's class who we're going to call Ben again, because I just
used the name Ben for all my secondary characters.
Yeah, so there's this kid in Ben's, or sorry, not Ben in
Zach's class, who we're going to call Ben.
And Ben had this massive crush on this girl and we're going to
call this girl Ava, right? So Zach, Ben, Ava were all in
this class together. And this was 6th grade.
So it was like a 6th grade English class.
So they had a lot of round table discussions.
It definitely wasn't like a math class type class.
It was, it was like an English, it was an English class, right?
They kind of it was, it was kind of chill, right?
It was pretty chill. Anyways, Valentine's Day was
coming along and let me just say that me and Valentine's Day, we
have beef. I don't have beef with anyone
besides the inventors of Valentine's Day, AKA the
Hallmark Corporation. Bro, you guys are always
screwing me over. It's definitely not me and my
stupid actions, it's you guys. But anyways, sure enough,
Valentine's Day was coming up and at the school there is a
little bit, OK, not just at the school.
I understand that everywhere Valentine's Day is like the day
of like, oh, like love or whatever, chemicals and all that
kind of stuff, right? However, especially at their
school, Valentine's Day was like the day people waited.
They waited for months sometimes.
I don't recommend this, but they waited for months sometimes to
ask out the person that they had been interested in on
Valentine's Day. It was like a special thing at
the school to go above and beyond on the day.
So every single year on Valentine's Day, the number of
couples in the grade would go from like one or two to like 8.
Like it would shoot up. And then over the next couple of
months, it would decay pretty quickly to like 4.
Because April, a lot of them were just springing out of
nowhere. And you know, a girl gets asked
out on Valentine's Day at the school.
It was almost like, Oh my God, you got asked out on Valentine's
Day, Samantha, you're so lucky, right?
So they would always say yes, and then they'd say no like 2
weeks later and break up. But anyways, I need to let you
know the culture of the school. That's kind of how they did
things anyways, right? So yeah, in Zach's class,
there's a kid named Ben. He had a massive crush on this
girl named Ava. Ava and Ben never spoke
together. And I told you guys it was an
English class, kind of like a round table English class.
I didn't tell you that for no reason.
I told you that because in math classes, for example, in math
class, you're probably not going to be able to talk to your crush
that much. I mean, hey man, we always find
a way. Like, you know, you find a way.
I find a way. But what I'm trying to say, for
the most part in a math class, you're probably not really
talking to that many people. Sure, there's some classes that
emphasize group work or whatever, but a lot of times
you're sitting there, you're listening to the lecture and
then you leave. At least in my like my calc one
class, there's this girl who sat in front of me and let's just
say that like I was like wow. But there was like no
opportunities. Well, there could have been, but
I was also much lamer at the time.
So I just didn't make any opportunities for myself unless
they were easily given to me. However, in a round table
English class, you're basically forced to talk to everyone.
However, somehow Ben and Ava have never spoken in a class
that emphasizes speaking with everyone.
Even when they were in small groups together, Ben would never
say a word to her. So it was a little bit not a
good idea that he was planning to ask her out to be his
girlfriend on Valentine's Day, bro.
So anyways, Ben and the subscriber who submitted this
story, Zach, which by the way, Zach submitted this to me on
Instagram. Go to Instagram, look up Conner
Pugs, follow me and then message me.
Your story is where I get a lot of them.
Anyways, Zach and Ben were acquaintances.
They weren't close friends. They weren't anything like that.
However they were cool with each other and sometimes they would
talk about stuff and Zach almost had a older brother mentor type
relationship which kind of funny for 6th graders right?
It's like y'all are both 6. You're both are in 6th grade
bro. Like chill out.
However, though, on February 12th, 2 days before Valentine's
Day, Zach and Ben were walking away from class because they had
English class together. They were walking to the locker
where they had their backpacks and they would do this every
once in a while. Not every day, but every once in
a while. They talk about life or talk
about sports, and sometimes Ben would ask for advice in the girl
department. And Zach knew that Ben had this
thing for Ava for a while now and he's like, dude, you need to
talk to her. He rammed it in again and again
and again. Every single time he's like, you
need to talk to her. And Ben would be like, well, I'm
just preparing. I'm just planning.
Here's the thing, a lot of you guys don't want to hear it, and
a lot of times I didn't want to hear it.
If you're constantly in a state of planning or preparing to do
something, it could be girls, it could be a business, it could be
a school project. You're not doing anything if
you're planning for longer than you really needed to, which
would be honest about yourself. The only thing you're doing is
procrastinating. Yeah, the only thing you're
doing is procrastinating. So when Ben would keep telling
Zach, oh, I'm just preparing myself to be the best person for
her. Look, there's nothing wrong with
self improvement. I think it's kind of a good
space to. It's a good thing to do.
Like it's good to always want to better yourself but don't go
down the rabbit hole of I'm not going to talk to her I'm just
going to self improve myself until I'm the best version.
You will never be the best version of yourself.
The whole point is to strive towards that.
That is the glory. You will never reach it.
You are a Sisyphus. You are pushing that boulder up
forever and it will keep rolling down.
But the point is the point is the pushing up not getting
there. I don't know why I'm going into
this whole rant for you guys, but I've been through so many of
these situations when it comes to growth.
You just need to talk. You will get better at talking.
You're working and you're talking.
But he would refuse. But on this day, on a February
12th, Ben and Zach, you know, Ben told Zach his plans and he
didn't elaborate exactly, which I think if he did, Zach would
have actually came in and been like would have been a lot
harsher with him. But more or less, Ben explains
to Zach. Look, I've been thinking about
Ava for a long time. I think it's time I ask her out.
It's Valentine's Day. It's weird if I don't ask her,
if I ask her out on another day. And man, I can't wait another
year. And Zacks, like, first of all,
the whole thing at our school of you can only ask someone out on
Valentine's Day is stupid. It's ridiculous.
And also no like you haven't spoken to her yet Ben, I've told
you this again and again. You have not spoken to this girl
therefore you're bro like I don't know how else to say it.
You need to speak to the girl first for at least a while.
You don't even know if you like her.
You probably are just madly in love with this false
construction of her. That's another thing, not to get
too preachy, but if you never actually interact with these
girls or guys, depending on who I'm talking to right now that
you are so obsessed with, you're going to construct a false
reality of who they are that they will not live up to.
You are in love with your imagination of this fictional
character. You're not in love with them.
Sorry for being preachy. I just want you guys to not make
the mistakes I did. This is a freaking therapy
lesson for you and a little bit for me anyways.
But Ben does not listen. He's like Zach, I love you bro.
Like you've always been there for me.
I just need to make the call on this one.
So Zach says to Ben before they leave, which Zach says if he
knew how Ben was going to act that he would have acted a lot
more strongly here. But he says to Ben, look bro,
you can't do this. Like you can do what you want to
do. Like I actually can't control
your life, believe it or not, but you, this is a bad idea.
And I promise you it's going to end poorly.
You're going to be embarrassed. And I just need you to hear it
from me that if you do this, I'm not responsible, basically.
And Ben's like, you know what, Zach, you always want the best
for me. I appreciate you, but I'm doing
this. And Zach's like, OK, February
14th. Done, done, done.
It is Valentine's Day. Everyone walks into school.
There's kind of like this, this energy in the air knowing that a
lot of people are going to have really exciting days today.
And there's a lot of girls that are very hopeful and a lot of
guys maybe that are hopeful on this day that maybe they'll be
asked out. And there's a lot of nervous
people knowing that they're going to ask someone out and not
knowing the answer, even if they kind of have an expectation of
the answer. And then there is Ben, who is
about to embarrass himself anyways.
So let's move to English class. They all get to English class
and it's the very beginning. And this is kind of the teacher
settling down and the teachers that chill, like teachers kind
of fresh out of college or whatever, or fresh out of grads.
I don't know what you need for teaching English.
I really don't know, bro. And so this teacher's chill and
will spend like 5 minutes of being in a class like on their
phone and be like, guys, this is a warm up period, which
basically means the teachers not trying to teach for the full 45
minutes and just wants to chill on their phone for 5 minutes.
So congratulations, you get to goof around for 5 minutes.
So this kind of like limbo period in class, they're all
sitting there. Ava's sitting with her friends.
Zach is kind of sitting in the back.
Zach has a little bit of a pit in the stomach because he knows
what's about to happen, but he does not know the degree.
To which? What is about to happen is about
to happen. So yeah, sure enough, Zach
watches as Ben gets up, walks over to Avas desk.
He is hoping, he's praying. He thinks that it's going to be
short, brutal, and quickly done. A nice exit, OK, a nice
execution in quotations, right? Quick done.
Not horse drawn in carriage or whatever that's called.
Very quick and easy, no. He sits down.
He's sad, and then he realizes he's an idiot for what he was
doing, but no. Ben gets down on one knee and
screams attention, glass, attention.
And Zach's like no, no, my son, no.
So everyone stops what they're talking about, including the
teacher, to look at what's going on.
Zach. Oh, sorry, Ben, not Zach.
I would never do this. Ben is on one knee and he's
like, Ava, you mean the world to me?
And I wanted you to know that. But I not only wanted you to
know that through my words, I wanted you to know that through
my song. Ben Can't Sing, by the way, so
this reenactment is probably accurate.
Oh. Yeah, Ava, basically at that
level. So he, like, has a fake.
He takes a pencil as a fake microphone, gets up and starts
walking around like it's a music video.
And he's like, whoa, whoa, yeah. Ava, bro actually has the
freestyling ability of like, bro, some of these, like Red Bra
has no freestyling ability. He probably wrote this down
beforehand, too. And he's like Eva, every day
then I come into class, I feel alive.
Yeah. Ava.
And she's just sitting there like, Oh my God, because she did
not expect this today. She probably was talking to some
other guy who maybe even already asked her out, right?
But at the end of the day, she was not expecting this.
Yeah. So this goes on for a couple
seconds. And that's when thankfully, this
wasn't like a 5 minute long song.
This wasn't Mirrors by Justin Timberlake, full edition.
Good song by the way. But Oh my God, it's 9 minutes or
something. Anyways, he eventually is like
so. Ava.
What will you say? Will you be my girlfriend?
And the whole class go silent and they was like like bad, I'm
sorry, I just don't know you and Ben's like, well, I'm giving you
an opportunity to know me very well.
Dude. If she says no the first time,
don't look for a yes. You're not going to get a if you
like, trick her or convince her in some other way.
Like you shame her into saying yes, bro.
If she doesn't want to say yes the first time, tricking her,
shaming her, coercing her somehow getting her to say yes,
that's not natural. Yes, bro.
Trust me, that's not what you want.
Guys, come on now. Anyways, though, so she yes,
she's just like, I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, Ben, she didn't say
bro. Sorry bro, I can't do it.
No, she's like, I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry, Ben.
I don't know you like that. I can't.
So Ben is like, oh, OK. And he walks back, but Ben
doesn't sit next in his old seat.
He sits down in the empty seat next to Zach.
And they sit there in silence for a little bit as the teacher
starts the Class A little bit earlier than usual because of,
you know, what's going on right now.
And she starts a class sooner than usual because she doesn't
like the awkward period of silence.
And by the end of it, Zach and Ben walked out and they walk
together, but they walk in silence for a second.
And that's when Ben says you're right, when Zach says, don't
worry about it bro. Like learned a lot today.
Don't let this lesson slip you by.
And after that they start talking about freaking spider
man or sports or they immediately, they immediately
jump over the topic because Zach knew that he didn't need to
explain anything that Ben didn't learn.
As terrible as that was, trauma, traumatic events in that regard
are sometimes the best teachers. We're gonna call the subscriber
who submitted the third story Gavin.
So anyways, in Gavins class there was a spoiled kid.
And this spoiled kid was kind of notorious for being a spoiled
kid. And he basically gets the same
description that I give to 90% of the spoiled kids in my
spoiled kid story times. Basically, this kid grew up
super rich and you can grew up super rich and like be a totally
fine person, but sometimes it really goes to your head.
You think you're better than everyone.
You've never been told no, You've never had to work for
anything. Take all those characteristics.
Put this on the spoiled kid in this story.
Anyways, so the spoiled kid had this habit.
I don't know if it's a habit. I don't know if that's the right
word to say but basically he was a big fan of like hype beast
culture. There's nothing wrong with
having like liking the idea of like some shirt or whatever that
costs a lot more money than it should.
I go through phases of being a grandpa and being like, you
know, what shirts should you should really only pay for the
utility of a thing. And then I go through periods of
like, oh bro, that hoodie is sweet.
Like, oh, like, oh, it has that logo.
That's cool. I go through periods of both,
man. It's just, it's really not that
deep. However, it was a type of a
situation where the spoiled kid had access to his parents credit
card with basically an unlimited funds on it, which is basically
like playing GTA5 like but a hacked version.
The game loses fun. I never actually never played
GTA but I hear from people who have like unlimited money
glitches. Bro this is not fun after a
while. The whole point of the game was
to get the money and now that you you know, I mean now that
you have it all, it loses its value anyway.
So, so yeah, sure enough, every single day the spoiled kid will
come in with some crazy outfit, right?
He was a big fan of flexing. There's nothing wrong.
It's flexing is very questionable.
Having a few nice things. There's nothing that inherently
wrong. I mean, I fall for some stuff
like that. I'm not going to say I'm a
perfect, right? But also like the spoiled kid
literally every single day had some freaking Supreme, Gucci,
Louis Vuitton, some kind of crazy combination of stuff every
single day. And every single day was
basically new because the spoil kid at the end of the week would
buy a whole new wardrobe just to flex on everyone.
And he didn't do so in silence. By the way, the spoiled kid was
extremely vocal about his what he was wearing that day.
Let me give you an example. OK, so random day, spoiled kid
would walk into class, everyone would look at him because he'd
have some new Louis Vuitton shirt, freaking babes shoes,
crazy whatever pants. He'd have some some some kind of
combination. And if that's your style, OK,
whatever. But basically the spoiled kid
would sit down and he would turn to some random kid.
It would actually normally be a different kid, like every single
time is fine, but he would turn to some random kid and he'd be
like, do you know how much these shoes cast?
And the kid would be like, no, it's like. 4. $100 And he turned
to another kid. Do you know how much this year
costs? Oh, oh, $300.
And he would just keep doing this every single day.
So it wasn't as if he was just flexing, which is to some degree
questionable at this in general, right?
Especially when you go crazy, right?
But he was like blatantly flexing.
Like he wasn't just wearing items of clothes with high
values. And it's like, oh, there's a
high value implied with his clothing, whatever, right?
He was blatantly. Stating it, which is just kind
of like oh, oh, OK, OK man. So one this story a lot of
background and I know, I know, but it's necessary.
This story all starts one day when the spoil kid, the worst
possible thing ever, happens to the spoil kid and he has a crazy
tantrum meltdown and it's hilarious but also pretty
cringe. So on this day, the spoil kid
was wearing some like Louis Vuitton shirt or something and
he comes in and he's doing his normal routine or whatever of
blah blah blah this blah blah blah that and some kid is
walking in that day. He's a little late because the
spoil kids always a little late. He's walking by the spoiled kid,
kind of in a rush to get back there because he, you know, he's
already late, so he's trying to sit down quickly.
The spoiled kid is leaning over to one side to be like, do you
know how much my freaking this Gucci brick I have?
Oh, it's a trillion dollars. You can afford that.
Then he leans over to talk to the person to the left of him.
This kid is literally Eric Cartman, by the way, if Cartman
had a lot of money, right? He leans over to the left of
him, and when he leans over to the left of him, the spoiled kid
doesn't realize that the the other kid who's late is kind of
rushing down the aisle. And the kid who's rushing down
the aisle has a thermos, A thermos full of soup because he
wasn't able to eat breakfast that morning.
And the spoiled kid bumps into the kid.
And because he bumps into the kid, the kid kind of falls back
a little bit and a little bit of soup.
Not even the whole. Thing.
A. Little bit of soup flies out of
the kids thermos and onto the spoiled kids Louis Vuitton white
shirt. So there's a big soup stand on
his super expensive shirt that we he was just about to lean
over to the person next to him to explain how expensive it was.
So it like this the kid is like oh bro I'm so sorry and keeps
walking by the spoiled kids like.
How? Dare you?
How dare you spill soup? Do you know how?
Much this shirt costs. Do you know how much this shirt?
Costs And the spoiled kid like gets up and he's like screaming
at this kid. And the teacher's like spoiled
kid sit down and the spoiled kid turns around and screams like he
spilled soup on my $300 shirt. Do you know how much this shirt
costs And the teacher OK? I think the spoiled kid was
expecting the teacher to be on his side, but I think the
teacher had overheard the spoiled kid every single day and
was also very aware of the spoiled kids parents financial
situation and also very aware of that he had access to it because
of the rotation of clothes that the spoiled kid had.
Every single day it was something new.
So the teacher said you know what, maybe you shouldn't wear a
$300 shirt in a class. Maybe you shouldn't do that.
And the spoiled kid was so shocked the teacher didn't fold
to his every whim right then. He's like.
My dad, he's gonna suit the school.
He's gonna sue you, teacher. It's gonna sue.
You and points to like the kid who's like rushing to get to the
sea and the kids like OK bro like whatever cuz no one takes
him seriously. The spoiled kid is at the edge
of tears and then starts crying in the middle of class.
This kid has spent the entire year flexing stuff that other
people can't afford and doing it blatantly, and the second that
he bumps into someone and gets soup spilled on his shirt he
starts crying. The spoiled kid in tears runs
out of the classroom and the subscriber, Gavin, who submitted
this, just looks at his friend and is like, are you serious
right now? How's it going?
Everyone? Welcome back to a brand new
story. Today we have a story of another
spoiled kid who does something absolutely crazy.
This is another one of those stories of those spoiled kids
who are just just so ridiculous that you just can't help but
just sit there and think, wow, these people really populate the
earth with us. That's freaking crazy, bro.
So with that all being said, leave a like in the video to
claim your free nothing and let's just jump right into it.
So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted the
story, Adrian. And so there was a new kid who
was moving into the neighborhood and the new kids mom reached out
to a bunch of other kids moms in the neighborhood because she was
added to a neighborhood Facebook group or something.
I don't know what moms do. I also don't know how Facebook
works. I don't know much about either,
but yeah. So the mom must have reached out
to Adrian's mom and said, hey, like, I got a son that's your
son's age. More probably asked, like if she
has a son, how old is her? Her son is?
And then, oh, my son's your age as well.
So they got an invitation over it was this was all happening
over the summer. I think the plan was that like
the spoiled kid or who they didn't know was a spoiled kid,
but we're going to call the spoiled kid, right?
The spoiled kid just got there and the spoiled kids mom is
like, well, I want to make sure my son has friends as he goes
into school. Obviously I think all moms want
that, right? So anyways, Adrian on one Friday
night is driving over with his mom and they're driving to a
place a part of the neighborhood that they had never been to.
I think Adrian Pass would pass by every once in a while, but it
was like one of those gated communities.
So you'd look inside the gates and you'd be like, Dang, those
are some nice houses, I guess. But this time they were given
the access code or whatever. Apparently in this gated
community, they would change the access code every single day.
And like, if you had a guest, you'd just give them the right
access code. And people who had like lived
there, had accounts, you could log in.
I don't really. That's unnecessary details,
right? So they get the access code,
they go to the door, they type it in or whatever, the gate
opens up and they go through. And Adrian is this stunned that
houses like the houses he's seeing exist in the neighborhood
with them, right? He's he's like, that's, that's
ridiculous. Like that's crazy.
Like he, he passes by houses that are three to four times as
expensive as his and he he doesn't have like a inexpensive
house necessary. At least it's a very normal,
very, very kind of standard American middle class suburbs
type house. But he's going through these
like mega these like mini mansion type houses.
However, it only gets crazier because the spoiled kid doesn't
live here. The spoiled kid lives at the
very end of this gated community.
And it's, it was almost as if like the houses became more and
more extravagant the farther you went down.
Maybe it wasn't as if maybe it just simply was that the houses
got more and more extravagant the farther you went down.
But anyways, you know, Adrian is like starts to say stuff to his
mom like, wow, I've never seen any place like this.
And Adrian's mom was very quick to be like, hey, make sure you
don't say anything about it to the spoiled kid.
Yeah, apparently, like, his parents do pretty well.
But, you know, it's pretty awkward and it's pretty rude to
say anything about money right away.
Little does Adrian know that the spoiled kid probably needs to
learn this lesson himself. But anyways, they eventually
make it to the kind of end of the driveway in a sense.
And they, you know, Adrian's mom's like, oh, well, there it
is, like 722 Plain St. or whatever.
I don't freaking know. I'm not going to actually give
an actual address, but yeah. So Adrian is just looking at
this house and it is the most ridiculous thing he's ever seen.
It's got like 3-4 stories. It's massive.
It has a massive driveway with like a big old car garage.
It's got a huge pool in the back you can see spilling out.
It's got a crazy. It is like the most ridiculous
house you've ever seen. Sure, it's not one of those
Hollywood mega mansion $20 million houses, but it's the
equivalent for a normal, not normal person, but for a non
celebrity type person. Like this is definitely a house
that a CEO of a really big company would live in, right?
So Adrian was immediately pretty floored and his mom's like, hey
man, remember what I said? Don't say anything about it.
It's rude. Let's just go in there.
Let's meet the kid. So they walk in or they walk up
to the front house. Yeah, they walk up to it.
It's not as if they get out of the car and go to the front
door. They legitimately walk up this
big winding trail to eventually, eventually get to the front
door. They dunk on it.
They wait a second, you hear the the barking of two dogs or
whatever. The door opens up and it seems
to be the spoiled kids mom. It's like, oh, says the name of
Adrian's mom. Like, oh.
So good to meet. You.
They give like, the very fake mom hug.
I think you guys know what I mean.
And then she looks down at Adrian and it's like, oh, you
must be us, your mom's son. She says it.
OK. She's using names.
And the way I'm saying it is weird, but you know what I mean.
You must be Kathy's son. Let's say her name's Kathy,
right? She's like, yes, like my name is
Adrian. Nice to meet you.
Thanks for having me today. She's like.
Oh, thanks for. Coming, I know, spoiled kid.
He's just really nervous about not making friends.
So I I'm sure he's so excited right now to meet you.
She yells up. Spoiled kid, your friend is
here. And then you hear, Mom, I'm
playing Fortnite, go away. And you could see the spoiled
kids. Mom, her face just goes like
very like freaked, like freaked out for a second.
And then she like almost like internally calms herself down.
And it's like, oh, he's funny sometimes.
He's such a little prankster. And like Adrian looks up his mom
and Adrian's mom looks down at him because they're kind of
exchanging a look of like, that definitely wasn't no prank, bro.
Like, let's be real, this kid is already a menace.
Like I can already tell. So they walk into the house and
when Adrian walks into the house, it is like, once again, I
mean, this is not a surprise at this point as he's seen the how
extravagant the front of the house is and probably presumably
the back is. But once he enters the house, it
meets expectations of being the craziest thing he's ever seen,
the most ornate decorated inside of a house he's ever been in.
It's something that you'd see in one of those celebrity or those
crazy house magazines that's like, look at this person who's
richer than you. You will never make this on your
salary. It's like one of those type of
magazines, right? That I kind of questioned the
point of them existing. But yeah, so he walks up and or
he walks like in and the spoiled kids mom says, oh, spoiled kids
room is just up the stairs. And yeah, you're going to go,
you're going to take a left and then you'll probably figure out
where it is. So Adrian decides.
So Adrian walks up the stairs and he's kind of hearing very
faintly and then louder and louder as he approaches, kind of
like Fortnite gaming noises, right?
You know, shooting building. I didn't play a lot of Fortnite,
so my analogies will be a little bit off.
But anyways, so he goes up the stairs and he kind of hears he
gets closer and closer to a room that you know, presumably is a
spoiled kids room. He knocks on it and the spoiled
kid says it's just like just grunts the spoiled kids like,
OK, that's not don't make that weird, bro.
But anyway, she just kind of makes like a weird grunt sound
instead of actually responding. But you know, Adrian wasn't
going to wait outside forever. And he also knew for a fact that
this was a spoiled kids room. So he walks into the room and he
sees the spoiled kid behind this massive monitor, right?
This very big, massive monitor. You would have thought that this
guy was like an investment banker at like JP Morgan Chase
or something by the size of these mod, these dual screen
monitors. You would have thought that this
guy was like some quantitative analysis guy working at a quant
fund or something like that. You would have thought that this
guy was getting paid $600,000 a year to do math models at 2
Sigma, bro. Like this guy is just cranking,
cranking. He's this building and shit in
Fortnite, bro. Like it's not you don't need
this, but whatever, right? He gets into the room and Adrian
is kind of just like he's completely blown away again,
which I mean, he's kind of not blown away because he's
expecting it, but he's just once again, couldn't potentially
expect this blown away by the inside of the spoiled kids room.
Just imagine anything you could ever want, multiply it by three
and then add more stuff that you don't even know that you want in
this room. And that is the spoiled kids
room plus some. This thing is the most like
extravagant like kids dream type thing.
It is has the biggest gaming computer ever, huge monitors.
You've got the Lego Death Star, you've got a huge rack of shoes
or whatever. You got a big closet that's like
very clearly very big. You got everything.
You got the coolest light set up.
You got, I don't know, charging port for his phone, iPad,
literally everything possible. Like I don't know how to explain
it beyond besides this. Imagine something unimaginable
that should be easy. Imagine something unimaginable,
add 2 to it, multiply it by 7 and you got the spoiled kids
room. So anyways, you know Adrian
says, hey man, what's good? My name is Adrian.
And the spoiled kid doesn't respond to him.
He's just playing Fortnite and he's just like he's cranking 60s
or whatever. I don't know the phrase, sorry.
He's just playing a bunch of Fortnite, not paying any
attention to the fact that another human being is in his
room. And Adrian kind of thing to
himself. This kid does not hear me or is
he ignoring me? And Adrian just kind of like
thinks about it for a second, says OK, this kid definitely
heard me because it's not like he had headphones in because the
noise was super loud. Like everyone could hear it and
like it. He, Adrian said it loud enough
that the kid definitely heard. So Adrian just sits there or
stands there, I should say, awkwardly for five whole
minutes. And that's not like an
exaggeration or saying like, I stood there for 5 minutes,
legitimately five whole minutes of this kid just playing
Fortnite. And eventually he loses.
He takes his first boom, slams on his desk.
He's like. You're.
Hacking. And just like turns around is
like, oh, hi there, like, oh, sorry, I forgot you're, you're
here. What's good?
My name's Spoiled Kid, says his actual name.
But my name's Spoiled kid. What's your name?
Brett. Adrian's like, No, it's he's
like, OK, whatever. What's good, bro?
Like what do you like to do? And Adrian's just like.
I'm not Brett, but whatever he's like, I don't know.
I like to go hiking, like the outdoors.
I like, you know, spending time with my dog.
I play basketball and the spoiled kids like, OK, cool,
whatever. I play golf, Fortnite, and I
like driving fast cars next. Adrian's like, dude, you're like
14. How do you drive fast cars?
He's like, you know, when your dad has a little bit of
authority, you know, you can kind of do what you want and not
worry about it. And Adrian immediately is like,
Oh my God, I'm definitely not going to like this kid.
And he's like, oh, also another thing, huge fan of shoes, big
shoe guy. And Adrian's like, oh, cool.
Adrian to himself is like, all right, I definitely need to just
come up with a conversation. Like I just need to come up with
something. He's like, OK, what kind of
shoes do you like? And this boiled kid, like, gets
off his chair, walks up to Adrian, looks down at Adrian's
shoes, and he's like, well, first of all, not those.
Adrian's got like a standard pair of Nikes.
Like what? The very solid shoes, very
whatever shoes spoiled kids like.
Yeah, definitely not those, bro. Like what?
Dude? You got this from like bottom of
the dumpster or something? And Adrian's like, what?
I've had these for like a year. Of course they're not going to
be great. But he's like, aha, very funny,
dude. You're so funny.
Adrian immediately knew that him and this kid were not going to
get along. But The thing is, you can't just
go down and tell his mom. Hey, this kid sucks.
Sorry Miss Spoiled kid, your son's the worst.
We're leaving, right? Can't do that.
It's bad etiquette, apparently. Not that you know, the spoiled
kid is having great etiquette either.
But, you know, Adrian's like, all right, I just got to power
through this hoefully, dinner's sick, and then we'll just dip
out of here and I will never talk to him again.
Cool. Whatever.
So they have a conversation. Or I should say, Adrian is being
talked to. It's conversation normally
entails that it's both ways, but in this situation, it's
literally just Adrian being talked to for like 20 minutes
about the spoil kit, and the spoil kit's not even talking.
He's simply just bragging at this point.
To be more specific, he's simply bragging.
He's just like, Oh yeah. I'm pretty cool.
I got, like this really nice, really nice shoe collection.
And by really nice, I mean super sweet.
Yeah. You know, I don't really see my
dad that much. And, you know, Adrian's like,
you're telling me. And he's like, yeah, so he just
kind of gives me a credit card and I can do whatever I want
with it. And if he ever complaints, I'm
like, well, you're never here, bro.
So it's either a credit card or you're here.
Adrian's like, damn, this kind of sad.
But anyways, the spoiled kids like, yeah, so I've been buying
all these shoes. I've been, like, spending a lot
of money on this stuff, man. I mean, like, take a look at
these Air Force, Nike X Gucci, whatever's.
Come up with something expensive, right?
He's like, yeah, these literally cost half a band, bro.
Adrian's like, what? He's like, $500, dummy.
And Adrian's just like, oh, what?
And he looks at these shoes and they're like the ugliest things
he's ever seen. He's like, bro what?
It's kind of like a pair of clean Nikes.
Bro what are you doing? With all this and the kids like,
yeah, yeah. So these are limited edition.
They're exclusive small batch. You know, I've definitely like
when I was a couple days ago, I was walking in the mall.
So they had a they had a mall around them that was like a
fairly popular location. He's like, besides it being
super grimy, like I definitely, definitely caught a bunch of
diseases from there, am I right? Adrian's like, OK.
He's like, yeah, I was walking around in these, in these bad
boys and points to like the Nike Supreme bricks or whatever he's
wearing on his feet. And he's like, yeah, you know, I
was like walking around in these and like all the all the chicks,
all the baddies, bro, were totally looking at me.
And I'm, they're like, whoa, I know those shoes are 500 bucks.
Adrian's just like, that's definitely not real.
That's not a true story. That's not a true story, man.
That's that's fake news. But he doesn't say that.
He's like, oh, for real, You talking to any of them?
He's like, no, they totally wanted it.
But like, Nah, I'm a pass bro and Adrian's just looking at
this kid in his head. He's like, this might be the
worst kid ever. Like I thought he's going to
suck. But this is just whole new
levels, right? I guess this is, you know, just
whole new levels of just sucking.
Wow. OK, cool.
Noted. Good to know.
I will make sure to tell all my friends how I really feel about
you. ANYWAYS.
Yeah. So the spoiled kid goes on to
talk about, you know, shows off some other stuff in his room.
He's like, oh, oh, I got something to show you.
And Adrian's like, yes, he's like, come, come, come with me,
come with me. So they walk down the stairs and
they pass by the spoiled kids mom and Adrian's mom sitting
there. And Adrian's mom is actually
looks like she's having a decent time talking to spoiled kids
mom. Like they're just talking about
mom stuff like the weather is nice.
I don't know what moms talk about bro.
I don't I don't know. But anyways, they walk down and
Adrian's mom looks over and kind of gives a or like this boy,
sorry, the spoiled kids mom looks over and gives the spoiled
kid a thumbs up. The spoiled.
Kids like shut up. Man and they.
Sorry. They just, and they keep
walking. They go out the door and the
spoiled kid is taking them around back.
He's like, yeah. So I just wanted to like, I
thought I'd show you some cool stuff, like definitely don't
have access to stuff like this. So you're welcome in advance.
Adrian's like, don't punch this kid in the face, bro.
Hold it together. Don't drop kick him in the nuts.
Just deep breaths. Send meditation or something.
My mom was telling me, just hold it together, man.
Hold it together. He's like, yeah, so if you want
to take a little look over here and he's shooting like all goes
over to the garage, goes over like types in a pin code or
whatever, He's like, you didn't see my code, right?
Adrian's like no, and the spoil because like you're totally
lying. Like I know you're definitely
trying to lift one of these cars, but don't even try it,
bro. Like they would they, they have
trackers on all of them and we will come and get it.
Adrian's like, I wasn't going to lift your car.
What's like, what are you talking about?
He's like whatever man. Anyways, so I know this is a big
opportunity for you because you probably will never, ever have
access to like look at these, let alone like even get near 1
ever again. Adrian's like, OK word, bro,
cool. And this well, it's like, yeah,
so you take a look over here. This is my my dad's Ashton
Martin got a Mercedes C Class got a oh, this one's not bad.
This is a. Little, little sports.
Car over here. It's not too not too bad.
He's his name like Ferrari, Bugatti, the the cheaper one of
the two. They're both like super
expensive, but you know what I mean?
Like not that I think one of them's like crazy crazy and one
of them's like crazy. So he's like, yeah, and there's
like some other stuff, but like you maybe want to sit in one of
these cars and I can take a photo of you in it.
So you for like a second, you could be like, oh man, look at
me guys, I'm in this car even though it's like totally not
your car and you totally will never have one.
But if you want to take the photo, I will give you the
opportunity because I'm just nice like that.
The spoil Adrian is just like Oh my God.
This kids the freaking worst. Yes, you guys might be thinking
this kids pretty bad. Well let me just say that he
goes full mask off, he gets super blatant and he actually
believe it or not gets worse. Just literally give it a second
dude, real quick. God my voice is broke.
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That all being said, let's just get back to it.
Not trying to waste your time. So anyways, right.
The spoiled kid. Yes, the spoiled kid.
You might be thinking, well, this can't be much worse.
Like, this kid sucks. You're not wrong.
This kid does suck. But it does get worse.
Like, I, I, I hate to break it to you, but this kid actually
finds a way to somehow get worse.
And yeah, you're about to see that.
So anyways, eventually, Adrian, the kid go back upstairs.
He's like, all right, well, they walk up to his room and the
spoiled kids like, yeah, all right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna roll
some Fort right now. You can like stand there or
something. Just don't break anything 'cause
I will make you pay for it. Which is like, bro, what?
Yeah. So this this guys just standing
in this just standing in this room as a spoiled kid watches
him. And yeah, he's just kind of like
standing there watching the kid play Fortnite.
And that's when the kids mom, the spoiled kids mom yells down
saying boys dinner time or whatever.
You know, they're saying whatever, right?
And the spoiled kids like. Am I playing Fortnite?
Like, just completely taking it out on her for no good reason.
And, you know, Adrian's just standing there so awkwardly
because it's like, yeah, you know, my mom and I've gotten
into disagreements before, but I'd never take it out.
Like, I'd never do something like that.
And IA 100% agree with Adrian. Like, that's ridiculous.
Can't be yelling at your mom like that.
I really don't care what it's about, bro.
Even if she's doing something a little messed up, you got to sit
down, say it politely, say it nicely.
You got it. Come on.
There's no other way man anyways, though, so Adrian's
just staying there really awkwardly because he's like,
man, I can't disrespect. I'd never disrespect my mother
like that. If you have to learn one thing
from the Connor Pugs YouTube channel, be nice to your
parents, right? Respect them for what they've
done unless in very few situations then there there's
always exceptions to rules, but generally accept that as a rule.
Generally. Remember, I'm saying generally
anyways though, yeah, so Adrian is standing there in this guy,
this spoiled kid is he's actually all right at Fortnite.
Well, because he spends all his time playing it.
So the game goes on for another 5 minutes and the spoiled kids
mom once again yells up to them being like hey, your dinner's
getting cold. And he's like, shut up, mom,
shut up. And like, Adrian's just standing
there so stunned because the first time was aggressive, but
this was like Loki out of left field aggressive.
Like this was kind of crazy aggressive, right?
So yeah, you know, and I'm sure the spoiled kids, mom was like
super embarrassed in front of Adrian's mom being like, oh, how
did you raise your son? Does he that do this to you?
He doesn't. Oh, that's interesting.
You know what I mean? So yeah, Adrian is standing
there. And then eventually the spoiled
kid loses and he literally takes his mouse and throws it against
the wall and it explodes into a million pieces.
And this is definitely like $100 mouse or something.
And he's like, that guy was so cheating, bro.
And Adrian's like, Oh my God. Like, do you have another mouse
or something? Spoiled kids.
Yeah, Like, I got 15. I break them all the time.
And he literally walks over to a drawer, opens it up, and there's
like $1500 mouses. You know that you're a spoiled
kid, right? When you buy 15, like $1500
worth of watches, Watches, sorry, $1500 worth of mice
because you break your mouse so often that you just need to like
you need to have 15 on hand at all time.
Like that's, that's the mark of the spoiled kid right there.
But it gets worse. Yep, it gets worse.
So eventually the spoiled kid and Adrian walked down and at
the dinner table there is like, I don't know, some kind of meal
in the center and it looks really good.
It's like a very fire meal. So like, you know, they're going
around passing it down and the spoiled kids mom's like, so
Adrian, tell me about yourself. Like, whatever, right.
Adrian's like, yeah, my name is Adrian.
I like, you know, going outside playing times, time with my dog,
basketball. She's like, oh, spoiled kid used
to do basketball in second grade with his little buddies and
spoiled kids. Like, yeah, I don't do it
anymore because it's like so stupid or whatever.
I'd rather play Fortnite in cars.
He's like literally on his phone the whole time, by the way.
So for the next duration of this kind of like conversation,
spoiled kids on his phone, like he's not paying any attention or
he's paying at least half attention, right.
So yeah, sure enough, you know, eventually spoil because mom's
like so tell me a little bit about your school.
The spoiled kid mutters under his breath.
Poor person school. This is this should be so great.
Whatever. And like everyone heard it.
Like he didn't mutter under his breath in a way that people
didn't hear it. He muttered it under his breath
in a way that everyone heard it. So like, spoiled kids, mom, her
face just goes like, drops again, just like, Oh my God.
And yeah, Adrian's mom was kind of a little shocked because
besides, the first thing she ever heard, the spoil could say
that was pretty crazy was yelling at his mom, you know?
And this, she's like, OK, Adrian is like kind of trying to take
this comment in stride, right? It's like, yeah.
It's cool. A lot of good people there, you
know, teachers are fine. You know, school is nice enough
and spoiled kids like, but the school sucks and it's ugly
because all the pores are there and Asian looks over at him
like, bro, we can hear you. Like, I know you know that we
can hear you. But almost as acting as if like
you're talking to some like audience that doesn't not hear
like what, what, why? Adrian just kind of looks at him
and spoils his mom has this like big smile on her face, like
don't listen to my son. He does not represent me.
We're my family, right? And she's like, oh, that's so
great. Yeah.
Tell me about your school. Like, what do you guys have
there? And he's like, oh, so we got,
like, basketball court. How else do we have mom?
And you know, it's Adrian's mom's like.
Oh well, that's got a park. Or something spoiled kids like
but you guys got a crap ass park lol Just looking at him like bro
shut up and he's like a basketball court figures bro.
Do you guys not even have like golf course or something?
Adrian looks at him. It's like, bro, we do not have a
golf course at her school. What this this is like high
school or middle school, bro? Wait, what middle school did you
go to? Dude?
He's like, he's like, whatever, I'll get used to it.
Everyone has to make sacrifices, I guess.
And conversation goes on more details.
I don't really need to give you. But at some point, right, the
spoiled kid, like turns his mom. He's like, Mom, do I really can
can. You not just.
Like put me in some like private school or something like please
or can you just like homeschool me so I can play?
Fortnite all the time. She's like, no, your dad and I
both went to our local public schools and it was a great
foundational period. We learned a lot about
character. We are.
We made some of our best friends like I, I, I, I will, I, I, we
think it's important for you. And they start having this whole
conversation, right? While Adrian and his mom are
awkwardly sitting at the table. He's like, mom, I've told you
this before, but it makes me really uncomfortable.
But I have to sit next to people who are of a lower socioeconomic
status as us. And like Adrian and his mom are
just looking at each other like bro.
Bro. He just.
Said that dude just dude. Just.
Went full mask off yo yeah yeah so and like Adrian's mom is like
or sorry spoiled kids mom is like you will not speak like
that when we have. Guests at the table.
Implying that, yeah, speak like that when we don't have guests
at the table. It's totally chill.
We love saying stuff like that around here.
That's us. That's what we claim, right?
Like what? But anyways.
Spoiled kids like. Mom, you know what he always.
Telling me to like, I should express myself and I should say
what I'm thinking. And I she's like, I, I don't say
that. He's like, you know what, You
know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking Adrian over here.
And Adrian is like, oh God. It's looking real poor right
now. Adrian's Bob just like his her
face is like bro what? And Adrian, Adrian's Loki just
laughing at this point. He's just laughing because he
knows this kids the worst. He knows this kid sucks and he
knows this kid has a long way to go to fix his character.
So he's a he's this dancer bro. He's just laughing.
He's just he's Josh. He's goofing around right now
like he knows it. He honestly doesn't care because
it's like the funniest thing he's ever said or never heard
because like, look, Adrian doesn't care.
Adrian's comfortable in his life, He's happy with who he is
and he gets to watch the spoiled kid have a meltdown because he
doesn't have as much money as him.
Like that's the goofiest thing ever.
Plus it makes for a great story and Adrian's or spoiled cuz
mom's like you will not speak like that to our guests.
They came all the way over here. And we are.
Grateful for them to come, aren't we?
And he's like, they should be grateful for us.
I mean, look, I showed Adrian over here some of like some
really sick shoes and some really sick cars.
I know for a fact that was like hit sorry.
I know for a fact that was like his money situation that he
would not be ever setting foot anywhere near this car.
So like they should be thanking us.
And it's because mom's like, I do not want to let this dinner
table anymore. Spoiled kids.
Like, kid, I'll go play some Fortnite.
He literally gets up, knocks over his glass on purpose and
walks upstairs. The spoiled kids mom is just
sitting there and she's just like, I don't, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. Right.
Adrian's mom's like, it's OK. And she's like, no, it's not
like I, I, I don't, I don't know what's gotten into him.
Maybe I should bring him a Doctor Phil because that will
fix all problems and definitely not just air interpersonal inner
family issues that don't actually get fixed just for
views or whatever. But I don't know what to do.
And Adrian's mom's like, well, I think you're doing the right
thing by sending him to like public school.
Like, obviously he's going to have to learn a thing or two
about life. Look, you still got a chance.
Just stick with it. Look, I'm here to help if you
need anything. I do think we're going to go
though. She's like, I totally get it.
So Adrian and Adrian's mom get into the car and Adrian's like,
why are you so nice to his mom at the end?
And Adrian's or Adrian's mom is like, you know, the spoil kid
might have been super awful, dude, but I don't know if she
said dude, she's probably like spoil kid.
I know he was the worst, but you know, his mom seems really nice.
She just seems overwhelmed by the whole situation and when
people are struggling like that, you know, it's always good to
reach out and help them. And you know at this point,
what's the worst? What's the worst that can
happen? I either either the worst has
happened and not is nothing changes.
The best that happens is I can actually give some guidance and
spoiled kids mom can fix his character because it's
definitely not so great right now.
And Adrian kind of agreed. And moral of the story is, I
think the morals of this are so obvious.
Like don't be that kid, bro. If you don't get that from the
story, click on the video on screen right now.
I know you'll enjoy it. Just click it.
Do it. Look, in my opinion, it's never
OK to shame someone for something that they can't
control. However, it seems like nowadays
if a guy is under 6 foot 11, they can be shamed and called
ugly for something that they genuinely cannot control.
In today's story time, this Gen. Z girl calls every kid in her
class who is under 6 feet ugly and worthless.
It's absolutely crazy. So sit back, relax, and let's
jump right into the story. We're going to call the
subscriber who submitted this story Billy.
So anyways, in Billy's class, there was this Gen.
Z girl. This Gen.
Z girl spent all of her time on Twitter as the Gen.
Z girls do. And by the way, when I say Gen.
Z girl, I use that as like, I don't know, a saying.
And I don't mean literally anyone in Gen.
Z because I'm technically in Gen.
Z. It's kind of just a saying for
people who spend way too much time on Twitter and TikTok and
cancel bread and all this wonderful stuff, right?
So she spends way too much time on TikTok and Twitter.
And this comes under the belief that all women are Queens, all
men are terrible, and if a man is under 6 feet tall that he is
not worth her time. By the way dude, they're all in
8th grade. Billy's in 8th grade, She's in
8th grade. A lot of guys haven't even hit
their growth spurts. Let me admit something to you
guys. I am 510 to 511 on a good day.
I am not 6 feet tall and I will never be.
I am basically done growing in that direction, dude.
So yeah, even like most kids will not be 6 feet
statistically. And in Billy's class there was
one kid, one kid alone who's like 6 feet but barely 6 feet.
And he was like the star basketball player or whatever.
Every other kid in Billy's class was under 6 feet tall because
bro, they're in 8th grade. Like even the ones that are
going to be 6 feet tall are just not 6 feet tall yet.
I don't know why this is so difficult for people to
understand, but one day in class, the Gen.
Z girl was like going around. We're like, sat with a bunch of,
like, other girlfriends. And Billy was overhearing a
conversation that they were having.
This conversation went about as follows.
So this is the Gen. Z girl.
Girls, I want to let you know that you should never, ever talk
to a guy who's under 6 feet. They're trash.
They're worthless. And we are Queens and better.
And all the other girls are like, yeah, it's like, you're so
right. Preach.
Clap, clap, clap, snap, whatever.
I don't even know, dude. And you know, Billy overhears
this and Billy's sitting at like 5-4.
But remember, Billy's in 8th grade.
First of all, nothing wrong with being 54.
But also, Billy's probably going to grow to be a little bit
taller. But he's also very much not 6
feet. And everyone else in his class
is very much not 6 feet except for the one basketball player.
So Billy overhears this and he's kind of like, well, I mean.
It's not like I was gonna go for the Gen.
Z girl anyways. I don't need a lecture about how
my existence is offensive or something, cuz that's probably
what was gonna happen. Yeah, but sure enough, the Gen.
Z girl, what she starts to do is she starts to go around like
talking to all the girls in the class, and she starts to try and
convince every single one that all men under 6 feet tall are
worthless and ugly and you should never date them and that
they're all the garbage. And The thing is, some look,
these are 8th grade girls, 8th graders, right?
You can be easily manipulated into believing basically
anything, but there were a hand fewer girls who were like what?
Like first of all, no, there's more characteristics.
Like I do care about height. I don't necessarily like the
girls would be like a lot of them would be like, you know,
some of them would be like, I don't care.
Some of them would be like, I don't know, I prefer got to be
taller than me, but six feet, like I'm 50 myself.
Like why would I care dude, if a kid is not literally an entire
foot taller than me? If anything that might make it
more difficult but unfortunately a lot of girls were falling for
the Gen. Z girls.
I don't know her brainwashing or whatever because the Gen.
Z girl would be like don't believe me?
Watch this informative video and it's like a TikTok video of
someone being like just. All men should.
Be executed and I'm also if they're under 6 feet, they're
ugly yeah, so a lot of stuff like that and all the other
girls would be like oh wow, this is so facts, dude OMG so yeah,
slowly but surely the Gen. Z girl was turning all the girls
away and the from all the guys basically.
And the first real instance of this becoming an issue was when
Billy had a friend and his friend was Ben.
We're going to call him Ben, right.
So Ben had this thing for this girl and maybe this girl
deciding that because Ben is not 6 feet deciding to like be like
L ratio maybe that says a little bit more about the girl than
anything but Billy. Oh, sorry, not Billy.
Ben was talking with this girl for a while, and here's the
deal. She was actually in the bend.
Like things were going to become legit.
I mean, as legit as like, I don't know, 8th grade
relationships can get. Actually, I had a fire 8th grade
relationship happy as spring I've had in a while.
So yeah, they can be legit. Maybe tenth base is holding
hands and even as risque, but I don't know.
It's still a fun time to be alive.
Yeah. But anyways, so things were
going really well for Ben until one day this girl just stopped
showing interest. So Ben and Billy were friends,
and Ben and Billy would talk at lunch every single day about
Billy be like, yeah, dude, what's going on with the girl?
Like, is that going well, bro? And he'd be like, yeah, like,
I've heard really good things. We're really talking to each
other. I've heard from her friends that
she wants to escalate this to like a full on relationship,
which which was a pretty big deal, especially for 8th grade.
I think it's always a big deal. That stuff's always fun.
That stuff never gets boring. But yeah, one day, you know,
Billy sits down and Ben sits down and Ben's like, dude, she's
like completely cut me off. And I don't know what I did.
And I mean, this isn't like an uncommon thing.
Like guys are just completely oblivious to what happens around
them. I'm speaking from experience.
I am CEO of being oblivious, bro.
But yeah, so at first Ben's like, oh, or Billy's like, oh,
dude, like Ben, did you just like, did you say something?
Did you like not say something like it was her birthday and you
just missed it? And he's like, dude, I don't, I
really don't think so. And that's when another guy sat,
sits down and says, dude, like Ben, I'm so sorry, bro.
And Ben's like, wait, what are you sorry about?
He's like, I heard it's not going well with what's her face.
And you know, Ben's like bro, like how did you hear?
Like I, I haven't told anyone besides Billy.
And Billy's sitting right here. And he's like, Oh yeah, you
didn't tell me. And Billy didn't tell me, dude.
I just, I just heard and Ben's really confused because how does
this random guy know that it's not going well with this like
girl that he's talking to? So that's when this random guy
explains that basically word has gotten around that the Gen.
Z girl has like converted 80% of the girls in the class to reject
all men that are under 6 feet tall.
And that the girl that Ben was talking to was converted as well
in that she has been instructed by the Genzi girl to not speak
to Ben until he becomes 6 feet tall and Benz like dude.
What? Because yeah, Ben's like 55,
which is a total fine, totally fine height, but also in 8th
grade, he's probably going to grow taller.
There's like a chance, like probably a one and two, one and
three chance he will approach if not surpass 6 feet when he
actually has a real growth spurt.
Dude. Like I don't under like it's
stupid. I mean, look, people are allowed
to have their preferences, but I don't know, it just seems so
stupid, especially for 8th grade.
And this is like, Ben's getting mad because he's like, dude, I
was doing so well with this girl before.
Like this nonsense, like, oh, I have to be 6 feet came in, bro.
And you know, the guy's like, yeah, dude, it really sucks.
Like, this one girl is just like, converted all the girls in
our class against us. Like, the GNC girl really is
just like, she's the OP, bro. She's against us, dude.
Like, I don't know what happened.
Yeah. So Ben is pretty upset because
things were going really well. So they get into class and Ben,
Billy and the Gen. Z girl, they all have class,
second class after lunch. So they all have class together.
So they all sit down. And when they walk into class,
Ben and Billy walk into class together.
They see all the girls in the back huddled around the Gen.
Z girl. And they're watching some TikTok
video on the Gen. Z girl's phone about like
ladies, This is why we don't need men at all unless they're
over 6 feet tall and make $7,000,000 a year.
So basically, if you guys know any men that are under 6 feet
tall, tell them that they are worthless to society, right?
So, and all the girls are like, yes, this makes a lot of sense.
Yes, all the guys are just kind of sitting there like, bro,
what? So eventually class begins and
the teachers like, all right, guys like it's a group project.
I'm going to step out for a second because basically they
were paired up in the groups and they had a kind of a week long
assignment that they had to do. And the teachers like today's a
work period, like a class period just to do work with your
projects or your teams. And if you have any questions, I
will be in and out of class. I got to like make copies or
whatever. But whenever I come back, feel
free to ask me questions. So the teacher left class for
the majority of the class. And when the teacher was back,
it was very sparingly. So that's when, like, I don't
know, I think Ben was just mad. So Ben, like, gets up and he
walks over to the Gen. Z girls table.
And the Gen. Z girl is like, hi, Shorty,
what's up, small guy? And he's like, what?
She's like, yeah, you heard me. You're under 6 feet, so you're
worthless. And all the girls are like, oh,
and Ben's like, dude, what? And at this point, Billy's like,
Oh, no, this is not going to be good because Billy knew the Ben
was notorious for going off on people.
Like, Ben was a good dude and Billy liked him like they were
boys. But also, like, Ben had no
chill. Like, if someone was doing
something and they needed to be called out, or even if they
didn't need to be called out, that was the problem.
Sometimes you literally just be ruthless to the wrong people.
Like, just just for the sake of being ruthless.
He would sometimes just be absolutely ruthless, bro.
Yeah. So sure enough, you know, Ben's
like, like, what are you saying right now?
And she's like, oh, are you coming over me because you're
mad that the girl that was like falsely in love with you, I got
her out of it. Like, you know what?
I dodged her a bullet. Like you are so under 6 feet
right now. I'm honestly gagging.
Am I right, ladies? And they all start laughing.
So this point Ben is being humiliated in front of the
entire class for something that is out of his control.
Look, you're allowed to have preferences.
I honestly don't care if for example if you're a girl who's
watching this and you will only date men or women that are above
6 feet, that's fine. Like you're allowed to have your
preferences. If you want to date literally no
one but one specific person, I do not care.
However, that is a completely different story from publicly
shaming someone for not fitting within those preferences.
Right? That is a completely different
story unless you know the shaming is for different
reasons. For example, if something's like
a bad person or is doing something bad that shaming
things, OK, but that's not shaming because they don't fit
within your preferences. That's shaming for a different
reason. But to shame someone, one,
because they don't fit within your preferences and 2:00,
because of something they literally physically cannot
control. I mean, bro, you're kind of
asking for trouble. And so anyways, Ben, Ben is
about to go off on her. Ben is about to get himself in a
little bit of trouble as well because the teacher is walking
in as Ben is going off on this girl.
Basically here's here's the deal.
The Gen. Z girl is a little chungus
humongous. She's a she's a little bigger
than the average person, which is fine.
Which is fine, right? Who cares bro, live your life.
However, in Ben's mind, she was coming after him for a
characteristic that he cannot control.
So he should be able to go after her for a characteristic that is
difficult to control, but possible, right?
It is technically possible to change your weight within
bounds, but it is impossible to change your height after you
grow. Sure, you can do stretches to
like get an extra quarter inch out of your spunk and pro.
Not, not really. Not really.
And yeah, Ben was about to fight fire with fire and he was
unleashing the flamethrower flame.
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So Ben is about to go off on the Gen.
Z girl as the teacher's walking back in so pretty tough timing.
So as the as the Gen. Z girl right is like sitting
there calling him short and how he's such a Shorty and the
reason why the girl doesn't like him anymore is because I
convinced her that you are worthless because you're short.
And as the teacher's walking in Ben is like I'm not going to
take crap from a literal beluga whale like you.
And the whole class goes silent. Disclaimer, don't make fun of
people's appearances, whether that be for your weight or your
height or other reasons. I'm just telling the story.
So the entire class goes silent and the Gen.
Z girl is so mad. She's like, I didn't like I'm
not taking disrespect from someone short like you and
literally like runs out of the class and Ben's like what I do
and the teacher's like Ben, you are not allowed to speak like
your to your fellow classmates with such disrespect like that.
Go to the principal's office. And that's when, you know, Billy
speaks up and says, yeah, like, Mr. Teacher, right?
Ben messed up, but he was called short.
She was, like, making fun of him for being short, saying that he
was, like, unlovable and worthless.
And the teachers, like, I don't care, whatever.
Like, that literally doesn't matter.
Like Ben, go to the front office now.
So now I'm going to tell a bit of the story from Ben's POV, his
perspective. So Ben is walking to the front
office and he's walking in steaming.
And he's very upset because he overheard, like he heard the
teacher say it doesn't matter that you were short called,
short and worthless. You call the girl fat, which you
can't be doing. You cannot be doing.
And I want to say I do not endorse anyone doing that.
Even if you're called about, even if someone calls you
something bad, don't call them something bad back because then
you're basically as bad as them. But Ben, if he was going to be
punished, wanted at least equal punishment.
He wanted at least equal treatment.
So he goes to the principal's office and he sits down and the
principal is like, like, son, your teacher just called me and
apparently he called one of your classmates A beluga whale.
And Ben's like lol. And he's like son.
That's not very funny. Like that's not a funny thing to
do. Like, you know, girls have a lot
of self esteem issues. You cannot be doing that.
Like, I mean, we're looking at probably a day of in school
suspension for that, which that's a little harsh.
I'm not going to lie, that's a little harsh.
But I guess that was the punishment.
So Ben's like, OK, like I accept my punishment.
However, I don't think I should be the only one punished here.
And the teachers like, oh, like do say like, what do you mean by
that? And Ben's like, well, the girl I
said that to, which I guess in retrospect was wrong of me to
say to. The only reason I did was
because I was getting mad because in front of the entire
class, she was saying that that because I am under 6 feet, that
I will never be loved and that I am worthless, a terrible
individual, and that I'm ugly beyond compare, right?
And the principal is just looking at Ben.
And the principal stares at Ben and looks at him and laughs.
And the principal's like, oh, Ben, you think I'm going to get
her in trouble for that? You really think that's
comparable? And Ben is looking at the
principal, like, what? Like, are these not the same
crimes just committed by different people?
Huh. Yeah.
So the next day, Ben's not in school.
And the day after that, you know, eventually Billy finds Ben
is like, dude, like, what happened?
Like, are you good? And basically Ben goes on to
say, dude, I got one day of in school suspension.
He's like, OK, well, I saw the girl yesterday.
She just getting suspension later.
And that's when Ben goes on to say, Billy, dude, no.
The principal literally laughed at me when I said that, like,
what she did. And I asked her to get punished.
And yeah, unfortunately, that was the ruling that the school
gave for this. Guys, sometimes life is unfair.
And this is an example. What's up, guys?
Welcome back to a brand new story.
Today we have a story time of a Minecraft kid who thinks that
Minecraft is real, that the real world is Minecraft, and that
there is no difference at all. I know you'll enjoy it.
So sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new, and let's jump right
into it. So we're going to call the
subscriber who submitted this story, Alex.
So anyways, Alex had to go babysit his cousin, and Alex
really didn't want to spend his weekend babysitting his cousin.
But at the end of the day, what choice did Alex have?
I mean, Alexis moms like, bro, you're going to do it.
And when your mom tells you to do something, I don't know about
you, but you just got to do it, man.
You just got to do it. Anyway, so Alex heads over to
his cousin's house. It's about like a 20 minute walk
from his house because they live in pretty much the same area, so
it's not that big of a deal. But he gets over there and
Alex's cousin, we're actually OK.
So we're going to call throughout the rest of this
video. Minecraft kid equals Alex's
cousin. So when I say the Minecraft kid,
I'm speaking about Alex's cousin.
So anyways, the Minecraft kids mom gets to the door, Alex's
aunt, and she's like, Alex, thank you so much for coming.
Like, I know this is on super short notice.
I'm so sorry about that. There's just really nothing like
I, I, I needed someone to come and I was posting on Facebook
and your mom offered you look, I will be paying you.
And Alex, Tim's was kind of thinking to himself, oh word.
Like I'm getting paid like this actually isn't the worst deal
ever. And yeah, so she's like, I'm so
sorry about that. Like, look, I know you haven't
seen your cousin in a second because Alex's little cousin,
the Minecraft kid was like 7 and Alex was like 15.
So they didn't really have a lot in common.
Believe it or not, the seven-year olds and the 15 year
olds don't really have a lot in common.
I mean, Alex might be like, yo dude, this girl's super hot.
He's like, what's a girl bro? Like, isn't that just a guy with
long hair? But yeah, anyways, one thing
they might have in common is they both kind of like
Minecraft. However, the Minecraft kid likes
it to a little bit of a different extreme.
So anyways, Alex's aunt like is, you know, at the door talking
him and that's when the Minecraft kid AKA Alexis cousin
walks down the stairs and Alexis aunt turns around, says perfect
Minecraft kid says his name. But Minecraft kid like you
remember your cousin, right? And Alex kind of looks at him,
gives kind of like a smile, very forced but whatever, but gives a
smile and waves. And bro, his little cousin
doesn't even wait a second, doesn't introduce himself,
doesn't ask how he's doing, doesn't say wow, what fine
weather we have outside. He goes right on to saying, do
you believe Minecraft is real? Like this is the opener, bro.
Like I've heard of a lot of pretty crazy pick up lines, but
I kind of feel like this is a whole new level.
Like imagine just like your your introduction to seeing someone
who we haven't seen in years. Even though you live pretty
close, you haven't seen them in years.
Your introduction to seeing them is asking them if they believe
if Minecraft the video game. Very good game by the way.
I mean I play the background of almost all my videos.
But if that game. Is real.
Yeah. That's how we started the whole
thing off. So Alex kind of looks at his
little cousin suspiciously. Not suspiciously, but just kind
of looking at him like, bro, what did you say?
Like what? And you know, his little
cousin's like. Yeah.
Like dude, do you think? Minecraft is real or not.
Alex is once again giving him a look of like bro, I don't know
what you're saying right now. Like, I really don't believe I'm
hearing what you're saying correctly because you're saying
some non, you're saying some goofy nonsense right now.
But Alex goes on to say like, all right, in his head he's
like, all right, this kids, like 7 or whatever.
He probably believes, like, I don't know, the fairy Princess
that like, I don't know, gives him like he probably believes a
lot of things, right? Like, Oh my God, like Star Wars
is real too, and Disney characters are real.
So whatever, right? Alex goes on to say he doesn't,
like, play into it because Alex had an option of being like,
yeah, sure, which he probably should have done in retrospect,
as you'll see later on in the story.
But he's like, yeah, no, it's, I don't think Minecraft is real,
man. But it's a really great game.
One would have thought that that would have been a totally fine
response. Like one would have thought that
if you said that, that you would have been off the hook.
Like, who cares, right? Maybe you don't think Minecraft
is the greatest game ever. However, you enjoy the game, you
give it, you know what it's worth.
You know, you give it the respect it deserves.
However, the Minecraft kid, AKA his little cousin, you could
just see in his face, his face turns sour immediately.
He just comes into this big angry frown.
He's like, what do you mean? You don't think Minecraft is
real? Like, of course it's real.
There's trees in Minecraft and there's trees in real life.
There's grass in Minecraft and there's grass in real life.
Prove me wrong. And Alex was literally just went
on to say, well, they're Dragons in Minecraft and there's no
Dragons. And that's when the, you know,
the Minecraft kid, AKA his little cousin, burst into
laughter. He's like, of course they're
Dragons. They're just a, of course there
were Dragons. They just went extinct.
Why do you think we see them all the time in movies and stuff?
And Alex is kind of looking at him like, is, is that, is that
your reasoning? Because you've seen them in
movies, therefore it's true because movies would never lie.
Nope. They would never lie.
And if you believe so, you're officially a hater.
No, But eventually Alex is like, all right, man, maybe Minecraft
is real. He's not trying to make the kid
mad. And this whole time, Alex's
aunt, AKA the mother of the Minecraft kid, is kind of just
standing there awkwardly, like I should I intervene, like.
Try to say something like this is definitely very weird.
But do I? Do I say something?
No, no. OK.
Yeah.
So she kind of said, All right, well, guys, have fun tonight.
Got to go. Alex.
Here's my number. If you need anything, you know,
there's a pizza in the fridge. Just slap in the microwave or
put in the oven for 20 minutes or something.
We'll be back. Call me if you need anything.
She gets out the door and leaves.
So Alex is kind of staying there.
A little bit awkward, like OK. And the Minecraft kid says, hey,
we got a pool in the back if you'd like to go.
And Alex is like, OK, word. Sure.
Because Alex is like, dude, what am I going to do with this kid?
If I I feel like if I say anything, he's going to get mad
at me Because Alex was like, I literally just said that
Minecraft, the video game doesn't exist in real life.
And this kid flipped out on me. Like what am I legitimately?
What am I supposed to do at this point?
Like what? Can what can?
I do, bro. I can't say anything right?
Yeah, but anyways, Alex was pretty excited to hear OK, we
got something to do. So the Minecraft kid ran
upstairs and put on his swim trunks or whatever and Alex
didn't bring any swimming clothes because he didn't think
he was going to go swimming. It had been such a long time
since he went to his little cousins house that he actually
completely forgot that they had a pool.
So they go out there and you know, Alex is like, all right,
ma'am, I'm going to sit here. You can have fun or whatever.
Because Alex's plan was, you know, maybe drag this out a
little bit, let him play by himself in his pool or whatever
for an hour, maybe an hour and a half.
Alex can go on his phone, maybe watch some videos, maybe hop on
a call with some friends. I I don't know, he can do a lot
of things right. However, he goes out there and
he watched the Minecraft kid jump into the pool and the
Minecraft kid went underwater. Because you know, when you go in
the water, you can swim around, you can swim under it, you can
do a lot of things. However, the Minecraft kid was
not coming up above the water. So immediately Alex is like, oh,
shoot. Alex rips off his shirt like
keeps his like pants on. He bro, bro's got shorts, right?
But these aren't like thankfully, right.
These are like kind of gym shorts, but at the same time,
these aren't swim shorts. He's really not trying to jump
in, but his little cousin is not looking like he's coming up.
So Alex is not letting a kid drown on his watch.
No chance. So Alex is like takes his phone
out of his pocket, takes his wallet out, jumps in, scoops his
little cousin up and brings him above the surface.
His little cousin's like, Alex is like, what happened?
So at this point, Alex is in the water.
So I've scooped him up and the Minecraft kids, like I was
trying to press space, but I wasn't going up.
And Alex is like, bro, what? And that's when he remembered
that in Minecraft, in Minecraft, if you're underwater, if you
hold space, I'm pretty sure if you hold space, if you hold
space, you'll start to float to the surface.
And if you don't, you'll sync. So the Minecraft kids, like, I
was holding space, I was holding space in real life.
I was holding space in real life.
Why didn't it work? Alex is kind of just looking at
him with this look of bro, you cannot be serious right now.
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Anyways, so Alex tries to explain to this kid that first
of all, what does he even mean by hold space in real life?
Like what do you mean you're holding space?
Or maybe it's shift. I don't know, one of those two
and he's like the Minecraft kids.
Like, I don't know, but I was definitely doing it.
And Alex is like, all right, well, this is the real life.
This is not Minecraft. To swim up, you need to push
your arms and push the water upwards.
And Alex is like, but, but Minecraft is real life at this
point. Alex is like, all right, this
kids a lost 'cause he's like, OK, I think we should go inside.
So, yeah, sure enough, they're going inside.
And the little, the, the little cousin, AKA the Minecraft kid,
he's looking extra angry right now.
He's looking very upset. And Alex thinks himself, well,
he's obviously very upset because I don't know, I, I took
him out of the water early. And Loki, Alex was a little bit
upset about that too, because Bro was trying to go in the
water as well. I mean it, I mean, I'm not, he
wasn't trying to go in the water as well, but Bro was trying to
sit outside while the Minecraft kid was in the water because it
was easy. He could go on his phone and he
had no idea what he was going to do to entertain the Minecraft
kid for the next couple hours. Entertaining kids was not a
specialty, man. So anyways, they walk inside.
He puts the pizza in the oven, the Minecraft kids just sitting
on the table. His arms are crossed and he's
got this big pouty face. So Alex is like, all right,
buddy, what's up? Like, I see you got a face.
You got a little expression going.
Tell me. What did I?
Do what happened this point, you know, Alex is just like, all
right, let's just let's at least figure out what's going on.
And that's when the Minecraft kid says, I can't believe what
you said earlier. And Alex is trying to recall
right now. He's like, OK, did I say
something like offensive or something?
And Alex was like thinking about it and thinking about it, he's
like, what now? I didn't, I didn't say anything.
What? And the Minecraft kids like.
You know what you said. He starts sniffing a little bit,
and Alex is starting to get really, like, uncomfortable.
He's like, dude, like, what did I say to this kid to make him
cry? Like what?
Like dudes like. You know some of us, some of us
just believe. And.
Alex is like, dude, what did I say?
What did I say? Like I he's like he's a
searching his brain, his memory for like what could he have
possibly said to bring this kid to tears hours later?
He's like, you know what? You're wrong.
Minecraft is real at this. Point Alex is like bro, there is
no way that this kid is this upset over the fact that I said
that Minecraft wasn't real. What?
Bro it's a video game. Chill out.
Are you? What?
Yeah. So Alex was just kind of like,
bro what? What?
What is bro doing over here like this is like?
This is crazy bro. Like, are you serious right now?
And he's like, dude, I didn't. And so Alex is like, all right.
You play along with it. He's like, bro, I didn't mean it
like that. Minecraft.
A lot of parts of Minecraft are real.
Like the Minecraft trees, those are real.
Like trees really do exist. Grass in Minecraft, It does
exist in the real life. All I'm saying is, you know,
there's just not creepers walking around that are going to
blow up in your face. I'm just saying that's not true.
And there aren't zombies, don't they?
Those don't exist, right? But a lot of Minecraft is real.
So you know what? You're right.
Minecraft is mostly real because Alex wasn't going to tell this
kid that zombies, Dragons, real life skeletons that shot you
with bows and arrows. He's not about to tell this kid
that those things actually exist because he's not trying to be,
you know, he doesn't want like to get an angry call from his
aunt saying you traumatize my. Boy.
And told them that zombies were going to eat his face.
Stuff. He just didn't want that call,
man. You know what?
I can respect that. I can understand that.
However, the Minecraft kid, you know, Alex was expecting the
Minecraft kids face to change. He expected the Minecraft kids
face to light up and be like, oh, he agrees with me now.
Perfect. Like everything in the universe
is right again. But no, the Minecraft kids face
still has this grumpy look on it.
Alex is so confused. He's like, well, I said
Minecraft was real. And the Minecraft kid's like,
no, you said some of Minecraft is real.
All of it is real. The whole thing is real.
And he crosses his arms. He's like, man.
And Alex is like, all right, you know what?
We're going to have to agree to disagree because Alex just
wasn't about to tell this kid that zombies and Dragons were
actually real. He just wasn't about to do that.
Like he was very close to doing that.
He was just not about to do that, bro.
Like that would just be stretching his limits like
crazy. So eventually, here's the Ding
of the pizza. So Alex is like, all right,
well, these pizzas ready, goes over to the oven, takes it out,
puts it on like the stove or whatever and is, you know,
preparing to like, cut it up. And that's when he turns around
to see that the Minecraft kid has completely disappeared.
He's like, oh, my God, what? What now?
And he kind of like, walks around.
He's like, hey, Minecraft kid, where Pizza's ready.
You should come down. Doesn't it smell really good?
You should come down, buddy. Come.
On. Come on now.
Drop drop, go. Beep pizza.
Food. I don't know.
Please, someone, something. And that's when he hears a noise
at the top of the stairs. He looks.
Up at the top of the stairs. And the Minecraft kid has a
creeper helmet on and a blue Minecraft diamond sword.
It's a foam sword, by the way. It's not like an actual sword.
I hope you guys know that. But he has the creeper.
He has a creeper helmet on. He has the Minecraft sword, and
he says you will now pay for disrespecting the honor of
Minecraft. And he like, has his sword.
And he starts to walk towards him.
He's like, you have one second to reconsider your words.
And you know, at this point, Alex is like, what?
What, bro? What?
Because he's like, what? What?
Like, bro, what is this kid saying?
Bro what is this kid saying? And at this point the Minecraft
kids like show you have chosen. Gef.
And it just runs at him with a Minecraft store and starts to
whapping him with it like. Bop bop bop bop.
OK, so in all fairness, this is a foam Minecraft sword.
It's not like this kid was slashing him with an actual
sword and just chopping him up into pieces or anything.
However, bro was kind of hitting him and it was slapping and so
it was like slapping. I don't know, it kind of hurt a
little bit. He's like, so this point Alex is
like bro stop, stop, stop. Like I'm sorry, like whatever.
At this point the door opens up and the little and the little
cousin or the Minecraft kids mom must have come back early.
She's like, hey guys, I'm hung and she looks around.
She just sees the Minecraft kid going like you said Minecraft
was fake. You will suffer.
He goes bop bop, bop bop. Just like hitting with the
Minecraft sword and Alex who also doesn't see that the mom is
homes. Like dude, stop stop stop.
And the mom walks over there and is like Minecraft kid, first
name, middle name, last name, name says his like full name or
whatever. You are disrespecting your
babysitter who came here very last minute just because he said
your video games are real picks. And the mom picks the Minecraft
kid up by the scruff of his neck, right, and drags him
upstairs and. It's like you were going to be
grounded for the rest. Of the night.
Give me that. Takes the Minecraft sword off of
him but the whole time he still has that creeper helmet on.
Anyways the mom gets there early and is like or like after
putting him up there walks down. I was like, hey, I got back
early. I just it didn't take as long as
I thought it would. Thank you so much for spending
with the, you know, spending the time that you had with him.
I'm sorry he was so upset about about that nonsense.
You know, my son's very impressionable, reaches into her
wallet, hands him a 20. Thank you for your time.
And Alex is like, hey, a 20. Hey, all right.
If you need me to come back, like, I don't know if you're
going to be paying me 20s, then like I might be able to show up
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So we're going to call the first subscriber who submitted the
story Hank. And anyways, this all happened
when Hank was shopping at the mall.
So Hank used to we should go to the mall to shop with his
friends. You know, it was just a fun
place to hang out. They didn't really have a lot of
other places that they could go in the town that they lived in.
So the mall was probably their best bet.
And sure enough, one of these days, one of Hank's friends
wanted to shop at this place called Hot Topic.
If you don't know Hot Topics, a place where they have a lot of
T-shirts and other kind of apparel that is very, I don't
know, like fast fashiony brand centric.
Like it's very much like you'll have a lot of different brands
or kind of like you'll find a lot of band T-shirts, a lot of
kind of like, OK, so a lot of different stuffs at Hot Topic.
But one kind of theme of clothing that you'll see at Hot
Topic is emo style clothing, if that makes sense, Like really
black clothing, edgy clothing, stuff like that.
Just so you know, like I have nothing against it.
If you dress like that, I think it's a cool enough style.
I think you're fine if you even if you identify as like, oh,
I'm, I'm emo in the way I dress or act or whatever, I don't
really care. Live your life, however, as long
as you don't act, as long as you don't act like the kids in these
videos, especially this one, you're chill with me.
But anyways, Hank just was like, OK, man, like you want to go to
a Hot Topic, That's fine. Hank hadn't really been in that
much, so he didn't really know what to expect.
So Hank was walking into the, you know, the hot topic, and he
was looking around and there's a whole host of people.
And Hank's friend was like, all right, man, like, I'm going to
go, like, I'm going to go to the back of the room.
I know what I want. I'm going to go in their
skateboard section. You can kind of just wander
around here. I'll be out when I'm done.
So Hank was totally fine with this.
And Hank kind of like was wandering around and he walked
over to one of the T-shirt aisles or one of the T-shirt
rack aisles. And that's when he accidentally
bumped into this kid. And this kid turns around and
just to paint the picture, this kid has super long black hair.
He's got like black mascara on, black lipstick.
He's got black painted nails. He's got a spiky collar.
He's got like a black band T-shirt.
He's got like long black jeans. And then there's like big black
stomper boots. I don't know if you know what I
know, like if you know what I mean.
But like those big kind of like those big rubber black boots
that are pretty popular right now.
And he turns around and he's like, dude, what the heck, bro?
And Hank's just like, my fault. Like, I didn't mean to bump into
you like that. I was just looking around and
wasn't paying attention. And the emo kids, like, dude,
you're like, like, shut up, bro. Hank's kind of just looking at
him, like, like, I don't really know what you mean.
Like I didn't do anything. Like, are you good?
And the emo kids like bro like. I don't need to.
Hear that sass from you bro.
Like, I really just don't need to hear that.
And Hank says once again, like, dude, I, I don't know what
you're saying. Like, I'm sorry, I'll just go
the other way. And Hank kind of turns around to
de escalate because he doesn't feel like, you know, escalating
anything. It's just not a good idea to get
into fights like that. And that's when the emo kids
like, like, yeah, you would run. You're dressed like one of those
jocks anyways. Which, like, Hank kind of turned
around because he didn't know what that even means.
First of all, I mean, isn't jock a positive thing?
Like, I get that there's a bit of a negative connotation of
like you're a dumb jock or something, but I would have
thought that jock would have meant like, you're an athlete,
which isn't that a good thing? Like, I'm kind of confused right
now. Is that not a good thing?
You know, and Hank, you know, kind of turns back.
He's like, dude, like what? Why?
Like, why are you like making a problem with me?
I don't have a problem with you. I don't like you're kind of the
one that's making this into something because Hank really
did believe like I'm not, I'm not the one doing anything.
It's like 100% this guy who's making it something, you know?
And, you know, the kids just like, well, you know, like
you're just looking like a dumb jock.
Isn't that right, guys? And he turns around and there's
two other emo kids and they look very similar to the main emo
kid, but they kind of just, you know, they're dressed slightly
different. But really, I mean, it's funny
how like non, I saw this on South Park, but it's funny how
like non conformists all dress the same.
I'm just like, well, I mean, you are conforming to something.
But anyways, right. So the other two kids, the other
emo kids are kind of there along too, laughing.
And you know, you know, the Hank is starting to like get upset by
this because he doesn't really care about like these random
kids, what they think, except, you know, he's got three kids
standing there pointing at him, laughing in his face when Hank
didn't deserve it. Like Hank was, you know, Hank
was thinking like, look, if I deserve this, if I was being
like an absolute, like, you know, if I was being a jerk to
them or for some reason I actually did something, sure,
maybe I deserve this. But Hanks is thinking to
himself, like, dude, I don't deserve this.
I was literally just chilling here.
I actually bumped into this kid. Like, I'm sorry about that.
Like my fault. Once again, my fault.
But that's when Hank turned the tables on the e-mail kid.
And The thing is right, the e-mail kid was wearing a band
T-shirt. And the thing about band
T-shirts is, you know, you don't, OK, you don't necessarily
need to know everything about some place that you Rep.
Like if you wear a T-shirt that's from Starbucks and
someone's like, OK, well, then name all the flavors of like
cappuccino you can get. It doesn't have to be like that.
But The thing is, a lot of people wear band T-shirts
because the band T-shirts look sick and they don't know any of
the songs from the band, which you know, I guess is fine.
But like at the end of the day, a lot of people will kind of
pretend to know it and not actually know it.
So, you know, Hank was like, well, screw it bro.
He's like all right, Buddy. And he looks at the main emo kid
and the main emo kid looks at him back and he's like, all
right, Buddy name ME3 songs from that band and he points to the
emo kids T-shirt. And I don't know, maybe it was
like Nirvana or something like one of those kind of like
T-shirts or whatever, which. And the emo kid looks at him and
he has this kind of look of shock, this look of Oh my God,
like you caught me. Kind of the look of like man got
caught in a trap right here type of look.
And the emo kids kind of like, how about you name ME3 songs
from this band, bro? And he turn and the e-mail kid
turns to look back at his e-mail kids friends as kind of like,
oh, what's their reaction to that sick burn?
And they kind of just look at him blankly.
The emo kid was kind of expecting he would turn around,
he'd look back to his friends and he'd be like, yeah, wasn't
that a crazy burn? I totally got them.
But his friends look back and I'm kind of just like, dude, I
don't know how to break it to you, but you didn't get him.
So the emo kid turns back around.
He's like, I don't need to. I don't need to do anything you
say, bro, I'm not going to conform to your standards.
And then the two emo kids were like, yeah, that's right on,
bro. You're so right.
And they, like, DAP him up. And Hank at this point is he's
just so done. He's just like, bro, because he
realizes, like, Hank's like, you know what?
I'm not going to fight with these kids.
These kids are obviously a lost cause.
This is not worth my time. So Hank gets up.
He turns around and he's kind of says, like, whatever, man, like,
go live your life. Hank turns around, starts to
walk away. And that's when he feels a tug
on his pants. And he turns around and he sees
the emo kid failing to pull down his pants.
So basically the emo kid he couldn't like, you know, wanted
to like he couldn't let Hank just leave by himself.
Like he couldn't let him just do that.
He so when Hank turned around and started to walk away, the
emo kid like went to jump and try and pull down his pants to
like pants him to embarrass him, to like impress his emo kid
friends and be like, Oh my God, I totally owned him dude.
So this point, like Hank is like, dude, stop pulling down my
pants, bro. And the emo kids like, sorry, I
just slipped. And he's like, and his emo kid
friends laugh along as well. At this point, Hanny's getting
really annoying. He's like, sorry, bro, like I'm
not into you like that. He's like what?
He's like, yeah, you're trying to pull down my pants.
So you're not you're telling me you're not trying to get a peek.
And the emo kids like, dude, it's not like that.
I was trying to pants you. And then and Hank's like, yeah,
you wanted to pants me so you could see where my bare bottom.
Did you really want to see my bare bottom that bad?
And this point the the other two emo kids start laughing a little
bit and the emo the main emo kid turns around and he's like.
Stop laughing. It's not.
Funny turns back around. He's like dude, you don't know
what you just did. And the emo kid walks up to the
walks up to Hank with his chest puffed out.
He's like bro. You.
Literally don't know what you just did you.
Don't know who you're messing with?
OK, I don't know if he started to tear up or anything, but at
the exact same time the mall cop that happened to be like going
around the mall to make sure that nothing is happening looks
into the hot topic and sees basically this kid walk up to
this other kid with his chest puffed out.
So the mall cop outside kind of slows down walking and looks
inside and sure enough, right, you know, Hank is like, hey,
look, I'm not looking for any trouble.
The emo kids like, yeah, that's what I thought.
You're freaking scared, bro. Don't tell me otherwise.
You're freaking scared. And at this point, Hank's like,
dude, I'm not scared. It's not like that.
I just like, I just don't want any trouble.
Like you're not worth my time. And he's like, I am, you're
worth your time. I'm worth all of your time plus
some because I'm worth more than you, dude.
You don't know who you're messing with at this point,
right? The emo kids was really kind of
just showing his true colors and being like, I mean, kids
insecure. That's fair enough.
He's trying to act all tough in front of his friends.
So once again, Hank's like, you know, he turns around and he's
like, all right, man. He's like, dude, I'm just not
doing this. Once again, have a good life.
Hank turns around. And as Hank's turning around,
the emo kid is like in his head, he's like, I can't let this
slide. So the emo kid literally raises
up his hand and swings on Hank real quick.
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So Hank, remember, he turns around and Hank's like, dude,
I'm not going to deal with you like that.
It's not worth my time. So Hank turns around and the emo
kid who's like, I can't I can't let Hank like one up me.
Like I can't let this random kid like kind of like alpha me in
front of my emo kid friends or whatever.
So Hank turns. So as Hank turns around, the emo
kid swings on him, takes his first.
The thing is though, the emo kid's not like a trained, I
don't know, fighter or boxer or something.
So obviously the emo kid doesn't make contact with Hank.
Instead of making contact with Hank, the emo kid nearly misses
Hank and his like right hook goes right through a rack of
clothes. The emo kid was also the emo kid
was really putting his full force into this too because once
once the emo kid misses and whiffs on Hank, the emo kid
flies forward into the rack of clothes.
So he basically like pushes himself into a rack of clothes,
fails to swing on him. The mall cop however did see the
emo kid try and swing on Hank so he walks in there.
Hank turns around and he sees the emo kid on the floor in a
pile of clothes and he's just so confused on what happened.
And then the Hank turns around the other way to see a mall cop
standing in front of him. So Hanks really confused at this
moment he's like okay one second ago I turned away from the emo
kid and a second later the emo kid is sitting like face first
in a pile of clothes and a mall cop is standing above me.
Like this literally makes no sense.
And sure enough, you know, the mall cops like, hey, hold up
everyone, I got to talk to you guys.
And the two emo kids like from the back, like they they get
scared and they literally run off.
They disappear into the rest of the stories.
OK, you can't get back here. But also the mall cop didn't
really care that much because the the two people that he
really wanted to talk to were both Hank and the emo kid who
swung on him. So the emo kid gets up.
He's like kind of panting a little bit.
He's like, and the mall cops like, hey, like, hey, I saw you
swing on this kid. I know you didn't make contact,
but you did try and swing on this kid is 100% like what's
going on here? The emo kids.
Like dude, I was just defending myself.
And at this point, you know, Hank's like that's not the case.
Like this. Like this kid and I were kind of
talking back and forth. He tried to pull down my pants.
I made fun of him for doing that.
I turned around. He tried to swing on me at this
point, right? You know, the mall cop kind of
witnessed the last, the last 60% of this altercation.
So he knows for a fact that he saw the emo kid try and pull
down the pants and then have an argument.
So the e-mail kid says, well, after I pulled down his pants,
this kid tried to swing on me and I just defended myself.
And The thing is right, that was a mistake for the e-mail kid
because the mall cop have been watching the whole thing.
So the mall cop knew for a fact that that wasn't the case of
what happened, so he went. So the mall cop goes on to say,
like, dude, I know for a fact that's not what happened.
I saw you guys kind of like bickering in the store and I
wanted to make sure that we had no like nonsense going on.
Obviously some nonsense did go on.
And I, you know, I watched the whole thing.
I saw you pull down, try and pull down this kids pants.
He did not swing on you. I don't know what he said to you
that offended you or anything, but it's very clearly that, you
know, you're the aggressor here and like, you know, I can't have
that. So he's like, hey, I'm gonna
need you to come with me and the emo kids.
Like, all right, like, all right, buddy, go ahead with him.
And the emo kid is like looking at Hank and kind of giving him
this look of like, come on, bud. Like go, go ahead.
He's asking for you. When in truth that, you know,
the mall cop is not asking for Hank.
The mall cop is asking for the emo kid.
So the mall cops like, sorry, man, you must be mistaken.
I'm not asking for this guy over here pointing to Hank.
He's like, I'm asking for you. Any points at the emo kid?
And the emo kid is so absolutely stunned by this revelation.
He's like, at this point, the emo kid is practically
speechless. The emo kid is standing there is
just like, you must have some kind of you must have some kind
of mistake or something. Like you can't be talking about
me. That's insane.
Like there's there's no way. Like what?
What what do you mean? Hanks is looking at the emo kid
with this bit of a smirk. And the the mall cop is kind of
like, come on, bud, like we don't want to have any trouble
here. Make this nice and easy for all
of us and just come along with me.
And, you know, at this point, the emo kit is looking at Hank
and kind of just giving him this look of like, this isn't over,
buddy. This isn't over.
And Hank is kind of just like, wow, this like a lot just went
down the last five minutes, you know, because this was like no
longer than like 10 minutes of an altercation.
And as soon as the mall cop basically drags the e-mail kit
away, his friend comes rushing up to him and he's like, dude,
dude. Like I just checked out the
thing I was getting. And in his hand he had this like
skateboard thing or whatever. He's like, dude, I just saw like
a mall cop over here. I saw some kid getting dragged
out of the store. Did you happen to see what
happened? And Hank just looks at his
friend and he's like, did I happen to see what happened?
He's like, buddy, I lived what happened?
OK, so we're going to call the subscriber for the next story.
Bobby, I got a little king the hill theme going on with these
names because I got Bobby and Hank.
If you know, you know, and you're cool.
Anyway, so Bobby was like hanging out at home one day and
one of his friends hits him up. And, you know, Bobby, you know,
doesn't see this friend this often because I happen to be
going to two different schools, even though they live relatively
in the same area. They're both in high school and
they're both seniors in high school.
So Bobby's friend, who we're going to call Ben actually
happens to have a car at this point.
And, you know, Bobby's friend Ben hits a Bobby one day and
Bobby's just chilling at home. And he gets a text from Ben
saying, hey, do you want to like hang out today?
And Bobby is feeling kind of lazy.
So he's like, ah, maybe like, what?
What do you want to do? His friends like do it.
I want to go to the skate park. And Bobby in his head, he's
like, I don't know if I want to go like this is, I don't know.
I don't know, man. I really don't know and Bobby
should have stayed home that day based on what was about to go
down but he didn't cuz he wanted to see his friend Ben and he was
like wait what else am I gonna do today?
Watch Netflix? I know for a fact by the end of
the day, if I'm just sitting here watching Netflix, I'm not
gonna be a happy camper. So sure enough, Bobby text him
back. He's like, yeah, man, I don't
got a ride, but if you can pick me up 100%.
So sure enough, this friend, I don't know, an hour later pulls
up to Bobbye house and says, hey, man, get in.
And Bobby shows up to the window.
He's like, hey, what's up Ben, haven't seen you in forever.
Just so you know, I don't have a skateboard, just so you're
aware. And Bens, like dude, I got 2 in
the back. Don't worry about that.
I got you. So sure enough, Ben hops into
the car with Bobby and Bobby hops into the car with Ben.
They drive over to the skate park, which is like 15 minutes
away from where Bobby lives, and they get out and, you know, but
Bobby used to skate a little bit back in the day with his friend.
It's been a while. So he's not going to do any
tricks or anything like that, but he's just getting along and
the he's just getting on the board.
He's kind of riding around a bit, just getting a little bit
exercise. And mostly he's out there just
to hang out with Ben because he hasn't seen Ben in a second.
And they used to be really tight.
So sure enough, you know, Bobby and Ben are just chilling at the
skate park. They're having a good time.
They're kind of just living their life.
And that's when a group, a group, a very specific looking
group of these e-mail kids, they pop out of nowhere basically,
and they just appear at the end of the skate park.
So this skate park is pretty big.
It's not like a massive 1. It's not like where you'd have a
professional skater event or something, but it's a pretty big
skate park. Like the city definitely puts
them like a good amount of bread into making this.
So sure enough, you know, they're looking over and they
see this group of kids. And this group of kids has like
a ringleader that's like standing in front of the other
two and he's kind of dressed like the other.
They're all dressed like kind of like the other emo kids in the
last story time. So I'm not gonna go ahead and
describe them. They're dressed a little bit
differently, but it's all kind of the same, if you know what I
mean. So the sure enough, you know,
the kids are just standing at the end of the park and it's
really awkward because like Bobby goes over to Ben.
He's like dude, like see those kids and Ben's like, yeah, just
been staring at them and Ben's like dude, they just been
looking at us for like the last thing checks his watch.
He's like, dude, they just been looking at us for like the last
like 2 minutes, bro. That's really freaking weird.
And, you know, Bobby's like, yeah, man, like this is kind of
weird. I don't totally know, like,
what's the deal with all this? Like, do you know what's up with
them? And Ben's like, dude, I don't go
to the skate park. Like this is your skate park.
And Bobby's like, yeah, I don't really skate anymore.
So I don't know, maybe this is like a place they normally go
to. Either way, this is kind of
weird. Let's just stay on this side and
hopefully they'll stay on their side.
And if they come over, you know, hopefully they're cool.
Spoiler, they're not cool. Yeah, they're they're the
farthest thing from cool. But anyways, you know, Bobby and
Bobby and Ben trying to ignore these kids as these kids
literally they The thing is, these kids, they're not, they
don't even have skates with they don't even have like a
skateboard with them. And you don't need to have a
skateboard to hang out at a skate park.
You know, a park is a park and it's a cool place to just hang
out some friends. That's 100% true.
However, I will say it is a little weird to like show up in
a group of kids or a group of like a bunch of people stand
there and watch other people without saying anything to each
other, without doing anything like that.
I will say that itself is pretty weird.
So sure enough, you know, Bobby and Ben are just kind of
standing there like, dude, this is really freaking weird.
What's going on? And that's when they look over
and sure enough, they see the emo kids start to walk closer to
them. Like the emo kids were just
standing there for a good solid, I would say 10 minutes.
And that's when the emo kids start to walk over to Bobby and
Ben. And at this point, Ben turns
over. He's like, dude, what is up with
your neighborhood, bro? Like, why do you always get the
weirdos? And Bobby's like, dude, it's not
my fault I don't go here this often.
I don't know. And that's when the group of emo
kids shows up. And there's like, very clearly,
like, this is gonna sound weird, but like an A1, like, OK, I'm
not trying to use like, weird, like alpha male terms or
whatever. Oh, Connor, which one's the
Sigma male? Shut up.
If you say that in the comments section, ironically, dude,
actually shut up. But anyways, sure enough, you
know, the the kind of like the alpha, the pack, whatever that
even means in emo pack words is like, hey, you 2, I need a word
with you. And Bobby and Ben kind of just
look at each other just like, Oh my God, like what's going on
here? This is kind of strange.
You know, Bobby Ben kind of like whispers over to Bobby like,
dude, we are never going back to your park ever again.
Bobby kind of just gives him this look of like, dude, I can't
control this. So sure enough, the emo kid,
let's just call him alpha emo kid.
Now, I can't say that for much longer.
The the main emo kid, king of the pack or whatever walks up to
them. He's like, bro, do you not
unders, do you not know? And Bobby and Ben kind of look
at each other and you know, Bobby speaks up and says no, no,
like knows what? Like, know what an emo kid
laughs? He's like, you don't know?
Then this is our turf, dude. And Bobby and Ben kind of look
at each other. And Ben speaks up like turf emo
kids. Like, yeah, man, you don't
understand. This is our turf.
And Bobby just means, like, what was that even mean?
And they're like you, dude, you don't want to mess with us.
And one of them like legitimately, legitimately pulls
out like a wand, not, not like a knife or something, not like
actually trying to be intimidating.
Like this isn't like, oh, they think they're like actually in a
gang or something. This is their turf.
They pull out a wand like a freaking Harry Potter magic
wand. And you know, the main emo kids
like bro, my boy over here knows magic.
You don't want to mess with him, dude.
And so Bobby and Ben kind of look at these kids.
And Ben speaks up. Ben's a little bit more brash,
Ben's a little bit more, I don't know, confident is maybe the
wrong word, but I'm gonna use that word then, Bob,
confrontational. That's right.
He's a bit more confrontational than Bobby is, so Bobby would've
been fine literally just going somewhere else.
It's not like there's not a lot of other, I mean, there's not a
lot of other places they could go, but it's not like Bobby's a
big skater in the 1st place. He just wanted to hang out with
Ben. And Ben literally goes up.
He's like, dude, what are you going to do with that little
magic wand? You're going to wave it around?
Put a spell on me? This is freaking Harry Potter,
dude. We don't care.
You guys don't have turf. That's ridiculous.
Like, look, we're not taking up the whole park.
This park's massive. You guys troll over there.
We'll do our thing over here. We like there won't be any
trouble. The emo kids like, dude, there's
going to be trouble if you guys don't leave or at least pay
respects. And you know, Ben at this
point's like the freaky mean pay respects.
Like, what is that? Like, what do you even mean by
that? And at this point, Bobby's
starting to realize that Ben is kind of finding this amusing
more than concerning. Bobby's more concerned by this
just because they outnumber them like 4 to 2.
And these emo kids definitely like aren't hitting the gym
every day, but the same time, like 4 to 2, it doesn't matter
like how big you are, like you're not taking them
one-on-one. So like Bobby didn't want
anything like that. Even if it's that emo kids
smoke, he didn't want it in the first place.
So sure enough, Bobby kind of looks at Ben and kind of gives
them a look of like, hey, like, come on now.
And Ben is like, no, I'm going with this.
And Ben's like, all right, man, you know what?
Put a spell on us, bro. Like if you honestly like, you
know what? We're going to take the
punishment. Put a spell on us.
And the main emo kid looks at them is like, dude, you don't
want our smoke like that. You don't want us to like drop a
spell on you like that, bro. You don't know our power.
You don't totally get it. And Bobby is just looking at
them and Bobby's like kind of like completely freaked out at
this point. Not that they're going to
actually put a spell on him and you know, I don't know, curse
him or something. Bobby's just so freaked out by
everything going on. He just doesn't want anything to
do with it. So Bobby is like, I don't know,
man, how about we just like we stay here and you go over there
and the emo kids like I'm not talking to you, little boy,
which like Bobby was like so taken aback by this that the and
Ben was like, you don't call my friend that.
Come on, If you're such a big guy, little boy, And at this
point, Ben says little boy back to them.
If you're not such a big guy, little boy, put a.
Spell on us. He points the guy in the back
and there's like a little emo kid in the back with like a
little magic wand or something. Main e-mail kid says.
You know what gentlemen? Gentlemen, I don't want you guys
to be seriously hurt. So I'm going to give you one
more chance to to leave the premises or my friend will put a
spell on you and one you will be cursed so badly that you will
not make it out of this park alive.
We have magical powers that you simply don't understand.
And Ben is looking at them and and Bobby is looking at them and
the emo kids are looking back at this point.
It's a classic. It's it's one of those classic
Texas stand offs, like who's going to shoot first?
But instead of shooting, it's either staying there or shooting
your magic spells through your wand or whatever.
And you know, Ben was like, all right, no, we're staying here.
Put a spell on us. Do it.
And the emo kid is like, fine, you've sealed your fate.
And all of them walk away. And at this point, you know,
Bobby and Ben look at each other.
And Bobby's like, dude, those kids are weird.
Like, I have no idea what's going on.
Ben is like, really? Is your neighborhood spawning
out the most MPCS in the world? Dude, like, this is crazy.
And that, you know, Bobby and Ben, we're probably going to go
back and forth a little bit about how weird these kids were,
but they were unfortunately interrupted by chanting.
So they look over and they see the emo kids like holding hands,
chanting like kind of like going in a circle, like kind of like
moving in a circle holding hands, chanting like demonic
tongues. At this point, Bobby's like,
bro, I'm kind of freaked out. And Ben's like, dude, this is a
comedy routine. Please, like chill out.
And this point they do like the chanting gets louder and louder
and it's kind of weird. Like, it's really strange.
It's like, they definitely been rehearsing this.
And Bobby is going to. Bobby admits to me that for a
split second he was thinking like, dude, what?
These kids actually have magic powers.
Spoiler they don't. They're just.
Weird, right? And by the end of the chant, you
know, one of the kids comes over the main one, grabs the wand,
starts swinging it around and starts walking over to them.
He's like like one last chance, boys, I'm giving you one last
chance to literally survive. This is I'm giving you one more
chance unless you want to, like if you want to leave here and
see your parents again. And Bobby was just in his head.
Like dude, this kids are legitly weird.
And Ben says, bring it on, dude, I want to see the worst you
have. And Bobby was like, you know, he
admits, you know, he was a little bit concerned just
because, I don't know, just like the confidence these emo kids
had was kind of startling. And the main emo kids, like,
fine, takes up his wand. He starts, like, saying a bunch
of, like, random gibberish and waving his wand in a circular
motion, pointing it at Bobby, right?
Or at Ben, not Bobby. And Ben, you know, kind of looks
at Bobby and gives him a wink. And Bobby knows that.
But you know, Ben's about to be up to some mischief.
And the kid is like, it does like, what is very clearly,
like, the final motion. And Ben literally like opens his
eyes super wide, clutches his heart and drops to the ground
and doesn't move. Bobby is like a little bit
freaked out, but he also remembers that Ben just like
gave him a big wink. And you hear all the emo kids,
like some of them are in the back.
Like Oh my God, Oh my God, it actually worked.
The spell actually worked. And the main emo kid has his
look on his face like the most scared look you've ever seen.
The main emo kid was terrified because for like a couple like
for a good 30 seconds, the main emo kid actually thought that he
just killed this kid from his like magic spell or whatever.
So sure enough, you know, the emo kid like drops his wand,
rushes up to Ben and is like, no, no, the spell, it was too
powerful. I should have held back.
And Bobby's is looking at them and the e-mail kids, the other
ones are standing like talking to each other and they're like
frantically talking to each other.
They are really concerned about this.
They're like dude. Do we call the?
Cops do we bury the body? Like, what do we do?
Like, what if our parents find out all this kind of nonsense,
right? And that's when you hear.
Giggling. It started as giggling, but then
it just evolved into laughter. And that's when Ben flips over
and is this, you can see that he's just been laughing.
He couldn't hold it in any longer.
And he gets up. He's like, Oh my God, Oh my God,
he fell for it. This is the funniest thing ever.
He's like, guys, you're not Wizards.
You're just weird. Go to look, go to that side of
the park. We're going to be here, and
there's nothing you can do about it.
And that's when I think the emo kids kind of realize that, you
know, they weren't going to scare them out of there, and
they definitely were not going to fight them out of there
either. So sure enough, the emo kids
are. They don't even say anything.
These kids, I guess they're kind of done with trying to scare
like Bobby and Ben out of there. So they pick up their stuff,
they get up and they leave. And Bobby and Ben, you know,
they go back to doing their whatever they were doing before.
But it really was just never the same after that.
Because like for the rest of the day, Bobby, like Ben would just
continuously make emo kid jokes and Bobby would laugh and make
them back. So in fact, the rest of the day
was better than ever before. And this happened a long time
ago. Like this happened like four or
five years ago and Bobby and Ben actually can't like reunited a
couple years like about a year ago.
And literally like the only like the only thing they did during
their like when they reunited was retold this story and like
made jokes about it the entire time.
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I was going to everyone. Today we have a story of one of
the cringiest emo kids of all time.
So sit back, relax, subscribe to the channel if you're new.
We're calling today's subscriber who submitted the story, Brent.
So this all happened when Brent was at soccer camp.
And so Brent went to the soccer camp every single year.
And it just happened that this year he encountered the emo kid
at soccer camp. So anyways, this was just
another summer of Brent going to soccer camp.
His mom dropped him off and once again he was pretty excited to
go. Unfortunately, some of the
friends you made from the year before, they didn't show up this
time. So we kind of like was kind of
very proactive about finding people, you know, meeting new
people and trying to make some new friends.
So anyways, in the very beginning of soccer camp, they
had kind of a get to know other people type deal.
And all of a sudden, right, Brent sees this girl and she was
that kind of like the girls soccer camp.
So it was kind of split up like boys soccer camp and girls
soccer camp. However, it was all under the
same umbrella of like the soccer camp program.
So they would eat lunch together, do non soccer
activities, but like the morning soccer practices were kind of
split up by gender like that. And so anyways, right, right
away Brent saw this girl Emily, and he immediately kind of fell
in love with her. Not actually, but was like, OMG,
lol she's cute. I'm going to have to, I'm going
to try and hit non skin. He's like, I don't know, he's
like he's gone to soccer camp. He's not trying to hit bro.
That's crazy. But anyways, right, So she's
going to be an important character later on, but for the
meantime, we don't need to think about her because someone much
more important comes into the picture.
So while Brent is thinking about like, Oh my God, look at that
girl over there. I got to start talking to her.
That's crazy. He accidentally bumps into this
guy and he look turns around. This guy is like, I don't know,
a little bit bigger than him, a little bit heavier than him,
just like kind of a bigger guy. And he's got this like long
black hair that's swooshed over. He's like, he's wearing like the
standard soccer cleats, but otherwise it's like this black
band heavy metal T-shirt. He's got like black painted
nails. He's got like a spiky wristband
on or whatever. He turns around, he's like, yo,
what did you, what did you bump into me bro?
And Brent's like, Oh my fault. Like didn't mean to do that.
He's like, you think that I'm, you don't think that I'm an
alpha. Is that what you think?
Brent's like what he's like I'm an alpha male.
Just in case you weren't aware, which I know that you
subconsciously were because you know, all beta's instantly know
when there's an alpha present and Andrews or Brent's, sorry,
Andrew was the guy from like 7 stories ago.
Brent was like, what? He's like, bro, do not know what
beta males and alpha males are. Well, basically beta males are
like you and lame. And alpha males are strong,
powerful and dominant in the pack.
And with that, like the emo kids does a big, like, swipe of his
big, long black hair. So like, his bangs would no
longer cover his eyes. It immediately fell back in
front of his face. He's like, yeah, just so you
know, kid, get out of my way. And the emo kid, like, shuffles
away. And this was Brent's first
interaction with the emo kid. So he's like, OK, that that's
cool, man. Like, OK, see you around, buddy.
Bye, bye. So anyways, let's flips.
Fast forward a little bit. After soccer practice in the
morning, Brent was actually one of the better kids there.
He was pretty good at soccer. They had lunch and then the
afternoon they had activities such as, like this, like, I
don't know, like tag capture of like, all kind of like random
camp activities. And today was capture the flag.
And Brent happened to be on the same team as Emily.
So immediately he goes over there, he's like, hey, how's it
going? Like my name is Brent.
Emily's like, hey, like my name's Emily.
Nice to meet you. And Brent and Emily immediately
hit it off. They're having a good time.
They're talking with each other. They're enjoying each other's
company. You simply love to see it.
And like, from very far away, Brent catches the catches the
eye of the emo kid who's on the other team.
And is this staring him down? For some reason?
Brent doesn't really think much of it.
And then, like, you know, he goes back to talking to Emily.
So they're playing capture to flag right now.
And Brent, you know, runs over to the other side, gets the flag
right and it starts running back to his side.
If you don't know capture flag, there's like this little penny
on both sides or like a little piece of cloth or something.
And while you're on the opponent's side, if they tag
you, you're in, you're in jail. But what you're trying to do is
you're trying to run over there, grab their flag and run back to
your side without being tagged. However, there was a stipulation
that it had to be A tag. This isn't tackling.
You can't push someone. You can't like punch them or
anything. You all you have to tag them if
they're on your side. So, you know, Sam, Brent is
running over there. Sorry, I have a list of names in
front of me. And from other stories, Brent is
running over there. He grabs the enemy team's flag
and is running back to his side. And he's really close when he
just like immediately slams into the ground.
And that's when he realizes that there's a big guy on top of him.
And that's when he realizes that the emo kid tackled him.
So the emo kids like, nice try, buddy.
Next time try not to fight to the alpha males and then Cam
counselor comes over and says hey, hey, we said no tackling
you, you're on the sidelines points to the emo kid.
You know, he's disqualified or whatever has this did on the
sidelines. So.
Alpha man. But anyways, right, so the
pennies returned, but also Brent isn't in like jail.
He goes back to the other side and the emo kid has to sit out
for the rest of capture the flag and Brent continues to talk to
Emily. And the entire time the emo kid
is just like looking over and he's like all angrily staring at
Brent. So Brent is now he's official
enemy. Brent kind of just assumed that
they were enemies because of when he bumped into him and also
when he got him disqualified, which did Brent really get him
disqualified? Or was it because he's an idiot
and jumped on him that's why he got disqualified?
Who knows, ma'am? But there was another reason why
the emo kid hated Brent. There was another reason that
Brent did not realize at the moment, but was very, very, very
potent. And it's going to be very, very
important for later on in the story.
I'm going to. I'm going to give you guys a
hint. It starts with an E and ends
with Emily. Did you guys get it?
Starts with an E and ends with Emily.
I'm just going to tell you,
Yeah. Is Emily the girl?
So emo kid likes her. ANYWAYS, so Brent and Emily talk
for the rest of that capture the flag game.
The entire time the emo kid is staring Brent down.
Brent just simply assumes, well, this kid hates me for that
reason only. But let me just say that the
next week of soccer camp was the craziest week that Brent has
ever had. So anyways, right, his mom picks
him up, he goes back home, his moms like, hey, how was the
first day? And Brent says, oh, I met this
really weird kid who tackled me and she's like, Oh my God, are
you okay? He's like, yeah, actually I
barely me scrapes on me even, but he seems to not like me.
So I'll keep you updated on that.
So Brent has dropped off the next day and he walks over there
and that's when the emo kid, you know, is just staring him down.
And, you know, Brent is kind of walking over because there's a
little bit of like a 5/10/15 minute period where the kids are
just standing around talking with each other, waiting for
them all to be dropped off. And then the kind of the soccer
camp officials or camp counselors would then split them
up into groups, do soccer drills, play games, whatever,
standard kind of affair. And he's just kind of waiting
around. And that's when the emo kid
comes up to him and says, so you're challenging my authority
as the alpha man. And Brent has come just like
what he's like. I'll say it again just in case
your little beta ears couldn't hear me.
So you're challenging my authority that I that I'm the
alpha male of the pack? If we were wolves, which we kind
of are. And Brent was like, what?
If we were. Wolves as we kind of.
Are as I said. I would be the alpha male, alpha
wolf and you would be the beta wolf.
And I would be banging your wife while you watch Little Cook Beta
Wolf Wolf. And Brent is looking at this kid
and this kid is like, like, no offense, but this kid is like
the opposite of what a stereotypical alpha male would
look like, right? One of those red pit alpha
males. It just looks the complete
opposite of that. But anyways, Brett's not going
to get into like a, you know, a he's not going to like, he's not
going to rebuttal this kid because like, what is there to
rebuttal everything, man? Like this kid has no argument.
But anyways, Brent's like, OK. And the emo kids like, well, you
say OK, but remember yesterday when you got me kicked out of
the game, which you obviously tipped.
Off the ref. And Brett's like, bro, you
tackled me. It's very clearly stated in the
rule books that you're not allowed to tackle anyone.
How is this on me? He's like, dude, it was so
clearly on you because the ref understood that I was the alpha
male and I was simply asserting my dominance, bro.
And, you know, Brent's just like, dude, the, the, the freak,
are you talking about, dude? Like I, I, I paid him off with
what, the $5 allowance I get a week with what?
My, my, you smelly, stinky socks.
What, what do I have? And he's like, I don't know,
man. I don't know.
Maybe he took his daughter in a day because his daughter's so
ugly she'd never get a date. And Brent's like, was, was that
a diss? Like, does he even have a
daughter? He's like 20, bro.
What? And then emailed kids.
Like anyways, I just wanted to let you know that.
I'm the F man. You're the beta man, I will do
you. What if when you have one and
scene and the emo kid walks away and Brand at this point is like
what, why, why, why, why, Why is this my life?
Anyway, so skip forward to the the soccer practice.
They're put into groups and the emo kid was in Group B earlier.
So they basically split them up into Group A and Group B.
So the Group A is the better players and Group B is the crap.
I'm just kidding. The players who are newer to
soccer and the emo kid apparently was on the like was
on the cusp of Group A. It was on it was at the very top
of Group B. And because his performance was
good enough, he was actually moved up to Group A.
Now, Brent, instead of having a morning to himself to focus on
soccer. Now, how to deal with the emo
kid being, you know, thrown into the mix here?
So ANYWAYS, they're doing some drills with a soccer ball, and
they're kind of like kicking them around cones.
You have to kind of keep control of the ball while you're
running. And the emo kid, like, they
started, they said, OK, line up in the three groups.
And the emo kid immediately ran behind Brent and Brent kind of
looks behind him. He's like, what?
An emo kid said nothing. Brent, just letting you know
that I'm the FML here. And Brent's like, OK, fine,
let's just do the drill. So the ref blows the whistle.
Brent starts kicking the ball and moving with it.
And the emo kid immediately runs up behind him and trips him.
He's like, oh, sorry. And the ref's like, hey.
And the emo kids like, it was an accident, I swear.
And the ref's like, all right, be careful.
And Brent is starting to get really angry because like, you
know, if you got an injury in soccer, like especially if you
get like a foot injury, he could be out for the entire week.
I mean, this is like one of his favorite camps that he has every
single summer. He loves going to it as one of
his favorite things to do. And this emo kid for the second
time in the last 24 hours has, you know, caught like has gotten
really close to causing him a pretty big injury.
Like, I mean, he could have like, he jumped on him
yesterday. He ran behind him knocking him
over. What if he twisted an ankle?
What if he like, I don't know, fractured something in his leg?
Like, it's not that hard, especially when you got a big
old kid jumping on top of you every 5 minutes.
It's difficult. It's it's not that difficult,
man. So anyways, Brent, for the next
activity, waits to get into line before the emo kid does because
he doesn't want to be in the same line as the emo kid.
But it turns out that like, everyone else lines up and it's
literally just Brent and the emo kid waiting for each other to
move because the Brent wants to go where the emo kid doesn't go
and the emo kid wants to go where Brent goes.
And the refs are, or they're not the refs, but the soccer coaches
are like, come on, come on. Kind of like guys get into the
line and Brent's like, OK, And he sprints to the end of the
line. And then the emo kid sprints to
the back of that line and the coach is like emo kid says his
actual name. Can you go to another line like
that? Lines too long.
The emo kids like okay, moves over one line and when the coach
turns his head, the emo kid literally runs back into the
line with Brent again. So when the coach turns around,
he's like, but emo kit, I said, could you go to that line?
And he's like fine, Emo kit eventually goes to that line,
actually does that. So for the rest of soccer
practice, the emo kid tried to like bump into Brent, tried to
make his life difficult, basically was just being a big
butt the entire time. But thankfully, right, I know
that nothing really happened. He didn't bump into Brent
successfully again. In fact, the emo kid most of the
time when he tried to bump into Brent, Brent would do some like
very slick soccer move, kind of like break his ankles.
Not literally, but you know what I and the emo kid would like
fall flat on his face because he kind of like tried to run into
Brent and then Brent sidestepped him and completely swerved out
of his way. Anyways, though, things start to
get a little bit more interesting because throughout
the next day, Brendan, Emily are talking it up.
It's very it's very like it's kind of like the known thing for
the camp that like those two were kind of like the unofficial
soccer camp couple. I don't know if you're a camps
head stuff like that, but this was true for the soccer camp and
word was the like the two of them.
They were kind of kissed soon. Oh my God guys, isn't that like
12th base or something? So sure enough, right, one of
one of these days, so like a day later, Emily and Brent are just
sitting with each other at lunch.
They're kind of on like a quote UN quote date or whatever.
And that's when a girl comes over and sits next to them and
Emily's like, oh, this is my friend Robin.
And Robin's like, hey, guys, like, I just want to let you
know, Emily, that the kid over there and points the e-mail kid
is planning to ask you out soon. And Emily's like, dude, I don't
know that kid. I've never spoken to him in my
life. And Brent's like, Oh my God, I
know exactly who that kid is. Emily's like, what?
And Brent basically tells her the story that I told you guys
for the last 13 minutes. And she's like, Oh my God, he's
the worst. And Brent's like, well, that
would explain why he really hates me too, because like, not
just that I embarrassed him, but I've been hanging out with you
the entire time and, you know, he probably knows that We've
been talking a lot. And Emily laughs a little bit.
And this one, Robin says. Dude, like I'm serious.
This kid is gonna come over and ask you out within like the next
24 hours. He's gonna do it publicly.
It's gonna be really embarrassing.
Everyone's told him not to do it, but he's in his own world.
You gotta you gotta let him down nicely, though.
And you know, Brent was like, no, no be no mercy, no mercy.
Make him suffer. And he's like Brent, I'm not
going to make him suffer. I don't know this kid.
Brent's like, make him suffer and he's like.
OK, I'm going to be nice when he comes over, I'm going to be
firm, I'm going to be direct, but I'm going to be nice about
it. I'm going to be cordial and life
is going to go back to what it was before.
So sure enough, right? Brent now realizes that the emo
kid has a massive crush on Emily.
And Brent also starts to think about it when Emily says no to
him and when she starts really, you know, hanging out with me
more. And when word gets around that
we kiss, because we totally are, This is in Brent's head, right?
He's going to actually like, ramp up the craziness even more
than it already is. I think I'm screwed boys.
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Let's get back to the story. So anyways, flash forward to
that night or not that night, but that afternoon.
Remember when this is the like the mixed gender just fun, more
camp activities. They're playing dodgeball.
And sure enough, you know, the emo kid and Brent actually
happened to be on the same team this time.
So like emo kid and Brent, they're picking up the
dodgeballs, they're throwing them.
You know, they're trying to avoid being hit by the
dodgeballs and the e-mail kid walks over is like Sup bro.
And Brent's like what emo kids like.
I just wanted to let you know that like I know that you and
Emily or you have been trying to flirt with Emily.
And it's been feeling. Horribly for my sources.
At least that's what my sources said.
And I just want to let you know that, you know, I let you have
your fun. I let you play like the little
beta little lamb you are. But I'm actually going to come
in and as the alpha male, assert my dominance and claim what is
mine. Emily shall be my girlfriend by
the end of tomorrow, so mark my words and I will watch as little
tears roll down your face because you're so sad that I
took your girl. Oh, little Brent.
I'm so sorry, Brents. Like dude, she's not going to.
I've talked to her. She's going to say no, like I
like don't do it, I hate you, but I know for a fact that
you're going to get rejected in front of everyone.
Emo kids like nice try little boy.
I know for a. Fact that my testosterone is 10
trillion and yours is 0 so based on that alone plus a billion
other factors such as my manliness, my alpha maleness, my
swag overall levels and a billion more things just She
will obviously say yes to me and even if you 2 are fake dating,
she'll break up with you immediately to.
Say yes to me. I just know some things that you
don't know, Brent, get over it. So the emo kid walks away and
Brent's like, well, you know, my conscience is clear because I
tried to warn the kid not to do it.
I tried to warn the kid, right? I'm not a bad guy.
I told him not to do it. I told him.
I said I even gave him the benefit of the doubt.
So I don't like you, but I want to help you here.
He didn't listen to me. It's not my fault.
Whatever happens tomorrow, next day rolls around at soccer
practice. The emo kid for the entire
morning is like, Brent, Brent better spend the last moments
with Emily as you can because she's about to be my girlfriend.
Oh, and Brent's like, dude, shut, shut up, dude.
He's like, Oh my God, am I getting to you, man?
Am I getting to you, man? Oh man, it was so easy to break
your thin week beta skin. Oh my God my words are hurting
you so much. I'm going to lick up your little
salty tears. They're so tasty and so good and
Prince like shut up bro you're going to get embarrassed.
I can't wait for the moment. She better go hard.
Anyways, flash forward to lunch the moment.
So anyways, Brent is sitting with Emily and Emily's like,
dude, the emo kid, I can't see him anywhere.
And Brent's like, dude, he's going to ask you out.
It's happening. Get over it.
It's going to happen any second. She's like he's going to do in
the next day, which means probably now, probably now in
front of everyone. And you know, Brent's like,
that's what he said he would do. And Brent was like, Oh my God,
don't turn around because Brent was looking in.
The emo kid was walking over and what was he walking over with?
He was walking over with a boom box.
You already know where this is going.
And Brent's like, you know what? Brace yourself.
Try and have an out of body experience right now so you
don't have to deal with what's about to happen.
This is about to be bad, Emily, I'm so sorry.
And Emily's like, Oh my God. Oh my God.
And that's when you start to hear music.
It's the emo kids personal band. So it's like this heavy metal
rock band. So this imagine some like heavy
metal rock going in the background and the lyrics.
Are. Emily.
Emily why why? Why do you hang with losers like
Brent? Emily, please love me.
Yeah. It's just kind of like more
stuff like that in the background and the emo kid is
like rocking out by himself with an air guitar while this is all
going on. It is the worst moment of
Brent's life because the second hand embarrassment is so strong.
He's basically getting first hand embarrassment from the
whole thing. Everyone has stopped eating and
turned around, including the counselors.
They're just watching this kid bounce around with an air guitar
with his like super long black bangs flying around around the
place as this boom box plays one of the the crappiest songs
they've ever heard. The terribly mixed the worst
lyrics basically saying the Brent sucks and that she should
be in love with him. And he's bouncing around.
And then after five whole excruciating minutes and
everyone at this point is laughing and trying to hold
themselves together. After five whole long,
excruciating minutes of the worst music ever in some like
really bad air guitar and bouncing around, the song stops
and the emo kid says, Emily, it is clear who you shall choose.
What is your verdict? And Emily's like, I'm sorry, I
don't know you. I'm not going out with you emo
kids. Like, that's hilarious.
What's your actual verdict? I mean, Emily's like, dude, I
don't know you. He's like, dude, that's
hilarious. What's your actual verdict?
And Brent's like, all right, man, that's enough.
Let's let's concede while we're behind.
The emo kid looks at Brent and says, this isn't over, man.
And he walks away with his boom box and Brent's like, why did he
say that to me? I, I didn't, didn't, I didn't
dump them. And Emily's like, dude, that was
worse than I could have ever imagined.
And right. So Robin, the friend who wore
them, came over again and said, look, I should have warned you
about that. I didn't, I didn't think it was
real. I didn't even think that that
was actually going to happen. I was told earlier this morning
and I laughed. I'm so sorry.
I should take take anything that you hear about this kid
seriously from this point on because Oh my God.
And Emily's like, wait, no, we still have an activity tonight,
like for the like this afternoon.
And Brents like, Oh my God, he said this isn't over.
And sure enough, it was far from over.
So they get to the activity that afternoon.
So it was probably the worst possible activity that it could
have been because it was small groups of charades.
They kind of ran out. They they had something else
planned, but since it started to rain, they had to go inside.
So they're like, all right, we're going to break you off
into small groups of three and we're going to have you play
charades with each other. And at this point, like they're
like, OK, what are the odds? Brent's like, what are the odds
that I'm put with? And the person says Brent, Emily
and emo kid. And Brent's like, you got to be
joking, man. You got you got to be joking
apparently, right? Robin tells him this like later
on, like once the camp is over, apparently they e-mail because
she was talking with one of the camp counselors about everything
that went down. The camp counselor said that
like once like it started to rain, the emo kid went up to
them and asked what they were doing.
Camp counselor said, oh, we're doing groups, small groups of
charades. And emo kid requested that his
two best friends and him were put together in a group.
So it wasn't just random. It was the emo kid.
But Brent didn't know that at the time.
So Brent looks at Emily and Emily looks at Brent.
They're both, but they're both basically just like, oh boy.
And they then they both look at the emo kid who has a massive
smile on his face. So all three of them go away to
a corner in the emo kids like Emily, I might have came on too
strong. And she's like, well, that's an
understatement. But he's like, I will show you
the truth. Brent, I challenge you to an
alpha battle, and it's just like, what's an alpha battle?
You're such a beta for not knowing what an alpha battle is.
Beta. He's like an alpha battle will
be proof that I am alpha and you are a weak beta.
And then Emily will choose me, and Emily's like I'm not.
And he's like, wait. Your your heart will tell you
otherwise. After the alpha battle, Emily's
like, OK, I'm still not going to she's.
Like God stop. Silence, woman.
And Brent was like, whoa, chill out, dude.
He's like you silence too. We're having an alpha battle
right now. So right, this is kind of looks
like they're doing really weird charades from afar, but the emo
kid is like, all right, let's form our best wolf poses.
Brent's like what? He said form your best wolf
poses. Now.
And emo it burns like alright, alright ohh emo kids like that
is the worst wolf pose I've ever seen.
You were definitely not part wolf like I am.
And the emo kid this is really weird pose.
He's like ohh. My God.
I'm wolfing so hard right now. This is the most emo thing.
I mean the most the most alpha thing I've ever done.
Oh my God. At this point Emily is like guys
you are both embarrassing yourselves emo kid.
It's like, no. You will see that I'm the most
alpha, I swear. It's like, all right, let's do
it. Wrestle me.
And, you know, Brent's like, what emo kid jumps on top of
him, just tackles him to the ground?
He's like 20 lbs heavier, right? And a little bit taller.
And Brent was completely taken off guard.
He's like. Bro.
Stop. What are you?
Doing and emo kids like I'm out elfing you.
That's one of the came counselor comes over and says all right
guys break it up break it up. Tears to the two of them party.
He's like, all right, so we're only doing this for 20 more
minutes, but it looks like looks like you 2 can't keep, you know,
can't keep off of each other. So I'm going to be joining your
group. Imagine how awkward this is.
It is Emily and Brent to the emo kid and a random camp counselor.
So they do normal charades, right?
And the entire time the emo kid is like sneaking in punches to
Brent's arm. He's like.
Ow and. When the camp counselor looks
up, the emo kid puts his arms behind his back and the emo kids
like, this isn't over, man. And then the emo kid walks over
to Emily. He's like.
Emily. Emily's like.
What do you think? I'm more.
Alpha, shut up. Kid emo kids.
Like, no, OK, well, OK, I'll just be direct.
Do you want to go out with me? No.
And the camp counselor was like, guys, silence while I'm doing
charades and Emily's like, dude, I don't want to go out with you.
How many times do I need to? Tell you this.
Emo kids like but I'm definitely more alpha.
She's like that's. Not a real thing.
So the next day rolls around, it's Thursday, and that
afternoon there's no real activity.
It's just known as like the soccer dance or whatever.
And during the soccer dance, there's one coveted slow song
where anyone who has feelings for each other might ask for
like a slow song or something. And sure enough, let's just jump
to the dance because the emo kid is like being a director Brent
all day. But that's not anything new.
And sure enough, it is the dance and they're putting on normal
songs and Emily and Robin and Brent are all together like
dude. And Robin's like dude, the emo
kid is definitely going to try and get that slow song with you.
Like Brent, you got to swoop in right away.
Because at this point Brent and Emily were like unofficially a
thing. They're only at camp for a week
so they're not going to make like a a long term relationship.
Let's have kids, baby. OK, OK, You know what I mean?
But sure enough, you know, the slow song comes on, and Brent's
like, oh, my God. And Emily's like, quickly.
And you can see the emo kid sprinting from the other side of
the room. So Emily and Brent quickly,
like, get together in the slow song, kind of like whatever.
And Emily's standing there and she feels Brent being ripped off
of him. And the emo kid grabs Brent,
rips him off Emily and tackles him on the ground.
And this is where the camp counselors are like, oh, OK,
foul play, foul play. They go in, they grab the emo
kid and they like run it like they, they take them off.
They're like, all right, buddy, this is like your third strike
and you are out. So they call up the parents of
the emo kid. They say your kid, your son
can't come tomorrow. He's like fighting this one kid
again and again. And you won't stop.
And so sure enough, the emo kid was picked up, taken away, and
Branch and Emily finished off with a slow song together.
The next day rolls around. It is Friday.
It is only 1/2 day where basically the parents come and
watch a little like soccer presentation that all the kids
have done. And by the end of it, right, you
know, most people are packing up, Brent and Emily are gone.
And you remember the friend Robin from the beginning, one of
the camp counselors and Robin were like friends or whatever or
like friendly and the camp counselor counselors like do you
happen to know about that like emo looking kid?
Like do you happen to know what was up with him and Robin's like
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Life is awesome. You stare into her eyes
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your girlfriend. And at that moment, you
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right into this story. So we're going to call a
subscriber some into the story James.
So anyways, there's a there's a kid in James's class who we're
going to call the e-mail kid. He kept to himself.
He wore crazy makeup in the dark clothing and whatever.
And honestly, doesn't really matter what you wear.
But he was also extremely melodramatic.
Like he would come and he'd be like, society doesn't understand
me. No one gets me.
I'll never fit in, man. He he, he was kind of like one
of those kids that kind of just like would say this stuff and
then would be like, why do I not have friends?
I'm just a melodramatic freak all the time, Which I mean, I
was pretty weird in middle school.
So like, I can't really speak. But then again, hey, man.
Anyways, so there's also a girl in the I don't know, I'll just
call her like, we'll just call her Kate, right.
It's name of my friend back home.
So anyways, James and the emo kid unfortunately decided had to
cross paths because they both had a thing for this girl and
this Friday, right? So this story all starts like
this weekend or not this weekend, we'll say starts on
Monday and this Friday, remember, not actually this
Friday. I mean this Friday in the story
was going to be the school dance.
And the whole thing was like whoever got the slow dance with
this girl was basically going to like, if you so the thing of
James's school, if you slow danced with a girl, you were
basically dating her at this point.
You guys were practically in love at that point.
So it was a pretty big deal who was going to get the slow dance.
And it was the emo kid versus James.
And this became very public knowledge.
Like the emo kid was telling everyone that he was going to
100% get the slow dance. And people kind of knew James
because James is more popular. He wasn't like, I don't know,
some like really annoying popular person.
He was just like a cool guy that everyone liked.
I mean, at least according to James, who submitted this story.
So who really knows, but we'll go with it, right.
So everyone kind of knew that both the emo kid and James were
both fighting for this girl Kate.
And Kate made it pretty clear that, you know, she was not
going to say yes to the emo kid. Like, sorry, unlucky life just
works out like that. But she was considering saying
yes to James. She was kind of just keeping the
truth was that she was going to say yes to James if he asked.
However, she just wanted to keep him kind of like on his toes and
questioning or whatever, right. So yeah, throughout that whole
week, the emo kid and James, they didn't really like.
They weren't like in a fight with each other, but it was kind
of like they were kind of like rivals in a sense, even though
they never had any direct confrontation.
And let's just skip ahead to that Friday.
It was the day of the school dance.
It was emo kid versus James. So anyways, at this point, you
know, the emo kid is like, you know, he's kind of like he's
standing in the corner at the dance, right?
Look, I was pretty awkward in in high school and middle school
when it came to those big dances.
But to be fair, everyone else was as well.
But the emo kid was kind of taking it to a whole different
level. He literally was like slouched
in the corner of the room. His like long black hair kind of
like down almost like, you know that scene from the ring with
that like the girl who comes out the TV.
He was kind of looking like that chick for a second.
So he was definitely not and helping himself out in this
situation. And at this point, James and his
boys were kind of standing like together, whatever they were
dancing to. I don't know.
I don't freaking know what they play at high school dances.
Maybe some whip nae nae by Silento.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know, man.
It's a middle school dance, bro. I don't know how this works.
But anyways, they're kind of waiting for this slow song to
come on. Maybe some, I don't know, some
like song by Adele or something like that, Like the when like
dude, I always try and like, say lines from songs during these
stories and I just blank every single time.
But anyways, yeah, so they're all kind of waiting around
there. And it was eventually the slow
dance song came on. And remember, you might be
thinking, oh, man, who cares? It's just like a slow song.
No, no, no. What you have to understand is
the slow song meant everything to these kids.
Like the slow song. Basically, if you had a slow
song with some girl, because remember they were in middle
school. There's this was like 7th, 8th
grade. So the probably the farthest you
ever went with a girl was like slow dancing or maybe holding
her hand if you were like crazy because you know, if you hold a
hand, if you hold a girl's hand for too long, there was a chance
you get her pregnant. So definitely not misinformation
from the Conner Pugs channel. But anyways, slow dance was a
really big deal. And all of a sudden the song
comes on and the thing was right.
The the emo kid was too busy kind of like sulking about
society in the corner of the room to react quick enough.
So James was like, aye, bro, like that guy's playing himself.
I'm going to go in. So James very quickly goes in
and boom, he gets there, goes up.
He's like, hey, like, hey, like, can I have this dance?
And she very happily says yes because she said like, oh, I
don't know if I'll say yes. She knew she was bluffing the
whole time. And James kind of felt pretty
confident about it. And even though she said, I
don't know, he was pretty confident because her friends
were like, yeah, dude, she's totally bluffing.
Like, I hate to expose my friend like that, but she definitely
has a thing for you. You're chilling.
You're in the green. So anyways, James goes in.
He feels pretty good about the whole thing, but let me just say
that the emo kid eventually looks up and then he sees this
and the emo kid is not having it.
He does something pretty insane. So a strap in and definitely
prepare for the cringe. If you have your cringe
seatbelts unbuckled, I'm actually going to fine you for
your own safety. So yeah, go ahead and a buckle
that cringe seat belt. Because there was like a DJ
station and there was like a guy who is like DJ ING quote UN
quote. And there was like a microphone.
So like you can select the DJ could say like, hey, like 20
minutes till the dance is done or get ready for this hype song
or whatever. And other than that, he just, he
was really just a Spotify playlist.
He just like, he just edited the Spotify playlist, right.
However, the DJ let the Spotify playlist run on autoplay or
whatever and he went to the bathroom.
So the emo kid ran up to the he ran up to like the spot or
whatever. He grabs the microphone, he
stops the music. First of all, he goes up to the
Spotify, clicks pause on the music and screams into the
microphone. Wait.
And everybody turns around. Everybody turns around and they
look at this kid and they're all kind of like looking at this emo
kid who's standing at the front of the room with like the, the
microphone. He picks it up.
He's like Kate. No.
So at this point, everyone's kind of looking at this kid
like, Oh my God, because they all knew that like he wanted to
have the dance with Kate, but like James obviously got it.
So they were like, ah, that's tough, man.
Like life sometimes doesn't work out the way you want it to.
Like that's this. Unfortunate how that goes.
However, you know, he goes up there and he's like, he goes in
the microphone, like he says wait.
And everyone turns around. The music is off.
He's like Kate May. I have this.
Dance and everyone's so confused because first of all, he turned
off the slow song in the middle of the song.
And also she was already dancing with someone.
And instead of just going up to her, he makes a massive scene in
front of everyone grabbing the microphone and screaming into it
saying like will you have this dance?
And The thing is right. It's caused enough commotion
that the guy like the DJ that was hired ran back because I
think he was supposed to be there the whole time, but he
needed to like RIP a piss or something so he needed to go and
he runs back, go over. He's like give that back to me.
He like snatches it out of the emo kids hand.
He's like sorry for the sorry for the interruption guys.
Turns the music back on like starts like not cursing out this
kid. He's a middle schooler, but
being like, dude, what do you think you're doing?
You can't just come up here and take this stuff like it's like,
if you do this again, I'm going to tell your teachers and you'll
be in big trouble. Or I mean, I don't know how much
trouble a a hired DJ can get you in, but you know, the emo kid
returns to his corner and literally just sits down.
This slumps into the corner of the room, which James felt kind
of bad. He felt a little bit bad because
like, James has definitely been in that position.
I say that very kind of liberally because James has not
actually been in a position where he grabs the microphone at
the school dance, stops the music and asks the girl out
unsuccessfully. He hasn't specifically been
there, but he's definitely been in a situation where it just
hasn't gone his way. So he feels.
Bad man you know it feels bad man you.
Hate to see it. But yeah, anyways, James like
continued on with the slow. I mean, he's not going to stop
his life because this kid has an unlucky moment.
Like that's tough. James is facing.
The emo kid and he just looks up and the emo kid is staring at
him with like the creepiest, most stalkerish, most scariest
stare he's ever seen because the emo kid is slumped over like the
girl from the ring, right? And it's just like staring right
at him. He's like long black hair, like
covering most of his face besides his eyes.
And he's like slumped over too, like kind of like crouching over
like an old guy with a cane or something, but without a cane
and. James.
Is like, hey, do you mind if we turn like 45 this way or 90°
this way? Thank you.
That's much better. So he doesn't have to see him
anymore. We're actually let's do a whole
180. I mean, he didn't ask for a 180
because he didn't want like, Kate to be making eye contact
with him either. But yeah, so that was a bit of a
tough situation. However, you might be thinking
well. I mean.
At this point, reasonably, the e-mail kid must have realized
that this just wasn't his day and he must have just like,
given up. Which he's already.
I mean, he's already embarrassed himself, like he probably gave
up after this point. And while that would be pretty
fair for you to believe, that was unfortunately not the that
was just not what happened because the emo kid would
continue. Let me just say that the emo kid
thought that if he had a sword fight with James that he would
be able to win the honor of his lady.
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Anyways, let's go back to the story.
Because the emo kid is not done. In fact, he is far from being
done. So what happened after the
school dance? Like over the weekend, James
actually met up with Kate. They went to like go get dinner
together and that's when they officially started dating
whatever that means in 8th grade.
Which means Oh my God, they're going to sit together at lunch.
Oh my God, dude, that's crazy, right?
But anyway, so James officially starts dating this girl.
Word gets around really quickly and eventually the emo kid.
I'm pretty sure at this point the emo kid would have known,
but by his next actions it's not super clear.
So that Monday is the first kind of like lunch day that Kate and
what's his name, James are going to be having their first real at
school lunch date, which is a pretty big deal for the 8th
graders there. Obviously it's not that big of a
deal in general, but hey, man, let them have their fun.
And so, yeah, he sits down like he finds Kate.
They sit down and they're at a table by themselves and like,
people are looking over and talking and be like, oh,
someone's dating, whatever, right?
And however, James, you know, Kate is facing away from the
door, but James is facing the door.
And James sees the door open up and he sees the e-mail kid walk
in. And James is like, this is tough
because James feels bad. He legitimately feels bad
because I mean if the roles were reversed he would feel bad.
Like seeing the girl that he really liked a week ago sitting
with the guy. Who?
Was low key his like enemy rival on a date like that would be
tough to see. And James started to feel a
little bit worried when the e-mail kid starts to approach
him. Right?
Starts to approach him. And yeah, so the e-mail kid
walks up to their table. And at this point, Kate also
realizes that someone's walking up.
So she turns around and the e-mail kid walks up and doesn't
look at James. He's not.
Paying any attention to. James.
He's actually acting as if James doesn't even exist at this
point. The e-mail kid turns to the
girl. Kate.
I forgot her name for a second. It says Kate, I've been wanting
to ask this for a while, but since we've become so close in
the last couple weeks, which they have never spoken before,
but that is beyond the point at this point.
That is beyond the point. He's like, I was wondering if
you would like to go on a date with me if you would like to
start dating And James like, Oh no, he doesn't know.
How does he not know? Cuz James is like, everybody
knows, everybody told everybody, but I guess everybody didn't
tell the emo kid. Of course they didn't.
And Kate at this point is like, oh, well, I'm very flattered.
And emo Kate's like, well, if you're flattered, then you
should say yes, correct. And this point she's like, Oh
well, you see, it's actually not great timing because I'm
actually currently in a relationship and emo kids like
what? How with who?
And James is like, Oh my God, this is this is so awkward.
He doesn't know. So James has kind of assumed
that the emo kid. Didn't think.
Anything of the fact that James. Got like the dance with her
which? In all reality.
He was the emo kid was kind of the one who had the most common
sense in that situation, because just because someone dances with
a girl once doesn't mean anything, right?
But at this height, at this middle school, if you got the
slow dance, you are basically in.
You are locked in at this point, is what I'm trying to say.
So Kate has to go on to awkwardly explain to the emo kid
that, well, the guy that she's sitting at right now on the
lunch date with happens to be the guy that she's dating.
And the emo kid turns to James, looks at him, looks him down and
up. Like there's like the elevator
look when he looks at like the top of his head looks all the
way down and looks all the way up.
Turns back to Kate is like, really, dude, you decided to
date this guy when you could have dated me?
He's like, and he just like, he just kind of like storms out of
there. And James looks at Kate and he's
like. Dude, how did that kid not know
that we're. Dating at this point.
Like, I swear to God, all your friends told everybody, like,
and Kate's like, dude, my friends didn't tell everyone.
And James, like, if you ask anyone at the school besides the
emo kit, apparently they will know.
And Kate's like, yeah, OK. My my friends do talk a lot.
And they're like, well, that was pretty awkward.
Hopefully nothing else happens again.
You might be thinking at this point, Conner the emo kid must
stop. There is no way he continues on.
There's not a chance that he continues, right?
Well, well, well, well. I got some news for you guys.
He does continue. And it's bad because you might
be thinking that. Oh well.
The emo kid. Stormed off and he was.
Done no. About 20 minutes.
Later, when there's only like 10 minutes left to lunch, James
sees the doors open up again and he's like, you got?
To be. Kidding me dude, because the emo
kid walks through but this time he is like stomping towards
James super angrily. He runs up to the table,
practically looks at James, looks him in the eye and says,
it's not over between us. It is far from over between US,
and it's like taking his little finger and like pointing at
James and James like OK, nice. Like I, I, I, like.
We do not care. Like I, I, I.
I don't know what else to say at this.
Point like, OK, cool, nice. Like OK, what do you what do you
want me to say? And the emo kid after that is
like, you better watch yourself. It's about to get bad.
He like, storms out of there and you know, at this point James is
like, OK, well. I guess that.
Answers my question. So the next day at lunch is
where things get really, really, really crazy.
So he's sitting there with with Kate on his second date.
James is enjoying himself. He's having a good time with
Kate. They're enjoying each other's
presence. They're they're doing well.
I. Mean they're they're.
Kind of clicking so things might continue on, right?
And that's when the emo kid walks in and he's carrying like
2 sticks, like 2 pretty good sized sticks that he probably
found in the backyard of the school.
So in the backyard of the school there's like a mini forest,
nothing too crazy, but there's like a pretty big forest back
there. And the emo kid must have gone
back there and like found two decent sized sticks.
He walks into the cafeteria with one stick in one hand and one
stick in the other. And James is just looking at him
and he's like, he kind of says, like to Kate, he's like, OK, we
got trouble. Kate turns around, looks at it,
and it's just like, turns back around.
Is like, what? And James is like, yeah, I have
no idea what's happening, but I guess we're about to see.
So the e-mail kid walks up to the table, like, kind of like,
waddles his way up and he's like, you.
And he like, hands the stick to James and James like, like, I
need a little explanation. What do you want me to do with
this? Like it's not super clear.
The e-mail kids. Like you and I will have a sword
battle and whoever wins the sword battle will have the I
will it will will win the honor of your lady and will.
At this point. Like Kate's like what?
And James like, dude, what are you saying?
He's like, fight me, fight me to the death.
The winner gets your girl. And James is like, no.
And the emo kids. Like, oh, so you're scared of
me? Then you know that you're going
to lose. And that's why you don't want to
do it. And James is like.
Well, I'm not convinced I'm going to lose.
I mean, I'm not an expert at random stick fighting or
whatever, but at the same time, why would I want to even engage?
Like why would I even want to do it?
And the emo kids like, well, I mean, I, I mean, for the sake of
your honor, bro, like, do you really want to be known as the
guy who chickened out because he's a chicken?
And James is like, well, I mean, I don't really care, but I also
don't. Want to be known as the?
Guy who went on who during the like the dance last Friday
grabbed the D JS microphone and like stop the music to like ask
out a girl who is very clearly in the middle of dancing with
someone else and then coming to school the next day super angry
with a bunch of sticks and try and like fight some guy to get
the girl that already obviously said no to him twice.
At this point, the e-mail kids like, so you're what you're
saying is that you're too scared to fight me.
And because you know you'll lose, James is like, dude, we're
going in circles right now. I'm not fighting you.
I'm not having a sword fight to the death.
Like. OK, I'm just not doing that in
this point. The emo kids like, fine, well,
you're about to see me in my final form where I am the most
powerful. And James is like, OK, like,
word. And then the emo kid reaches up
to James and rips out like a strand of his hair.
And James is like, dude, like. That.
Hurt, like, why would you do that?
And the emo kids, like, I need that for my wizardly spells.
And he like, laughs really awkwardly and like, shuffles out
of there. And James turns to Kate.
He's like, dude, like what life choice did I make to get myself
to this position? Like what did what did I do
wrong? Like what choices?
Did I make that got me here and Kate's like I don't.
Know like this is kind of tough. He's like, yes, why me?
Like why, why like he just you just came up to me with a bunch
of sticks and says I want to fight you, right?
And then all of a sudden, you know, he just like pulls a piece
of hair. Like what?
Huh, bro, I I I I I I just don't.
Know, I just don't know what. To do at this point and Kate's
like yeah, I, I don't know. But like, I think eventually
he'll just. Get bored of whatever.
He's doing and give up so. Anyways, next day it is lunch,
lunch once again and James comes in and he finds Kate and he's
almost like they sit down and he's almost like he he's really
stiff. He's like not talking that.
Much. And Kate's like, are you?
Good like. Is everything OK?
And James, like, dude, it's not you.
It's just the I just don't know that kids going to do today.
Like I'm not trying to lose anymore hair like that.
That really hurt last night. Like I was starting to bleed
from my skull where he pulled me.
Like that was ridiculous. And you know, OK, it's like,
yeah, that kids pretty weird. Like, sorry you have to go
through with that. And speak of the devil, dude.
Because at that point the emo kid walks in and this point he
has a backpack on and he has a, he has a smaller stick and he
has, he has a stick in his hand, a smaller one and a like a like
a spirit Halloween wizard hat on.
And, and James is like, you got to be kidding me, bro.
Like he was, you got to be kidding me.
And at this point Kate's like what?
She turns around and she's like, Oh my God.
And the e-mail kid walks up and she's.
And he's like. Ha ha ha, like this is where you
made your mistake, James. This is where you made your last
mistake. And he walks out.
He sits next to he like stands up next to them.
He reaches into his backpack or. Whatever he takes out a.
Piece of chalk he takes out the like a plastic bag that has a
hair in it, presumably what's it James's hair.
And he also has like a candle set and a lighter.
And he sits down on there to he like sits down next to them.
And so they had concrete floors in the in the in the lunchroom.
So next to them he draws like a pentagram, puts a bunch of like
candles around like the pentagram takes James's hair,
puts it in the middle, lights all the candles.
At this point, like this is taking like 2 minutes to do.
Kate and James are just sitting there.
They're looking at him completely aghast, like what is
like, just like, what is this kid?
What is this kid on? Like whatever he's on, dude,
like maybe get me some of that. Oh my God, no.
But they were just like, I mean, what are you supposed to do?
What are you supposed to say? So eventually the.
Emo kid. Has his whole, I don't know, his
magic setup is all done or whatever you want to call it.
And he lights, starts lighting all the candles.
He's like, James, this is your last chance.
Give me your girlfriend and I won't put a spell on you.
And James, like, dude, what do you mean give me my girlfriend?
Like it's a it's like a mutual choice to be like girlfriend and
boyfriend. Like you're acting as if this is
like the, the the 1600s or something and like, and like the
the wife is the property of the husband.
Bro like what are you talking about?
And you know, he's like one more.
Chance bro. I'm about to put a crazy spell
on you if you don't give me your girlfriend and Kate.
This is when Kate speaks up and he's like, dude, like even if he
said that he was going to give me to you, I'm not going to be
like, I'm not going to be your boy.
Like I'm not going to be your girlfriend, dude.
And the emo kids like, well, I'm going to put a spell on you too,
dude. If you don't become like, he
literally threatens Kate is and he's like, oh, if you don't
become my girlfriend, I'm going to put a spell on you as well.
Which? OK, I might not be the smoothest
individual, I might not be, I don't know, the one that has the
greatest pick up lines of all time.
My tender ones. Pretty funny, I did steal it
from my friend, but maybe I'll 5000 likes and I'll reveal it
because it's it's pretty funny, but it's also embarrassing.
But here's one thing I do now. There's a very decent chance
that if you threaten to cast a spell on a woman if she doesn't
become your girlfriend, she's probably probably not 100%, but
probably not going to become your girlfriend.
I know I might be going out on a crazy limb right now.
And I you guys might. Completely disagree and maybe.
You. Found your wife of 10.
Years who loves? You very much from threatening
her with magical spells. I just don't think that's a
great way to do it. So eventually the emo kid
finishes up and then he lights the hair in the middle and then
he takes his magic wand, waves it around and starts saying a
bunch of nonsense. And at this point half the like
the the entire cafeteria has turned.
Is this like looking? They've almost like circled
around it like it was a school fight or something.
They've circled around it and they're just like, what the
Frick bro? Like, Oh my God, like what's
going on right now? And eventually the e-mail kid,
like points his magic wand at James and is like Ogabooga or I
don't know, he's just saying some nonsense.
And like literally 15 seconds of pure silence happened, and then
very clearly nothing happens. And he's like, I'm gonna give
you. One more.
Chance I'm gonna count to.